Anal Circumference and Sometimes Pokemon Toohttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Pokemon%20Island%20Adventure%20Questhttps://twitter.com/GobbleQMCharacter info pastebin in progress: http://pastebin.com/iB0tb7rzGeneral rules:There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as circumstances warrant.Combat mechanics are up in the air. Suggestions are welcome. We'll be trying some new things out so I appreciate your patience as we fine tune it. Stronger moves tend to take more time and have more cooldown than weaker moves, so beware of that timing. I also want to try a more varied turn system so you and your opponent can do a few things in a row more often. Speed is more important for closing ground, intercepting, and other things and doesn't necessarily mean going first.Call me out on a mistake and receive a suggestive picture.Pokemon:Gobble (Munchlax)Mace (Roggenrola)Belladonna (Budew)Badges: 1Recently: You had a cuddly night with Keira, invited a Hydreigon and your peers to dinner, politely stood up to a gym leader, tried to help Valerie with her contest but failed, and visited your sister at home.
>>937156first for best girl
New bread!Hi Gobble!
Yay, time for pokemon
>>937156Well that's a title.
>>937164Jesus, that shoulder. Every time.
>>937164Laki is superior. Just look at her shoulders.
I'm pleased by this. Something to do while taking a break from finals studying.
Rolled 62 - 20 (1d100 - 20)>>937156Rolling
Geez that title gobble
>>937174happy?>>937180>40lb OHP>on a machinewhat shoulders?
>>937203>Has to edit pics of his waifu>Mocks another
You take a few minutes to rest as you wipe your brow. That was a lot of work. But man, you have a lot of food now. Hydreigon will probably have a huge appetite, and you invited a lot of people, so you hope it’s enough. You feel a little dirty for compromising in a few areas to make more filling food instead of the best complimenting.Everyone is going to be back soon, but you’re getting a little anxious at the clockYou start packing everything up. You take a few paper plates and plastic cutlery before you forget. It’s going to be a struggle to get everything where you need it. You nearly topple over as you lift.“You going to be okay there, champ?” Your sister pinches your arm.>Wait for your family to come home>Wait, plant a Sitrus berry.>Thank her for the help and get going>Something else
Alright you fuckwits, I read over what happened last thread, and the bullshit with Valerie could have been handled so much better. Instead of just walking off to leave her to clean up our shit, you should have had Bella dry off Lillipup, while Herb fixed up her costume. Multitasking is a big concept of the Pokemon World, and it would have done wonders towards her opinions about us.Whining about the past does nothing though, so I came up with a plan to get ourselves back in better graces with Valerie, and to make us seem like a fucking hero. This is a girl that grew up in the lap of luxury, if we're trying to buy back her friendship with gifts, shitty little homemade costume baubles will do jack all to make her feel better about both herself and us. Thats like getting a good time on a race and getting a "You Tried" sticker and a cup of off brand Kool-Aid as a reward.
>>937206>40 pounds>>937212>Wait, plant a Sitrus berry.>Thank her for the help and get going
So to save us from being absolute fuckwits, I came up with a plan to potentially fix everything we fucked up with Valerie last time, and we will still have time to give Laki a massage before dinner.Before I post the plan, I have a few conditions with it>If we are going to make it up to her this way, we CANNOT let this issue go on the back burner. Im talking putting this plan into action within 2 game days, or it will never have any decent effect.>Whenever Gobble throws bullshit in the way of it, immediately deflect. This plan will be our top priority if you want to make it work. It may seem like a simple plan, but thats solely because I am planning on a goddamn legendary vs legendary battle happening while we are at the store. Don't let it distract you.
>>937212>Wait, plant a Sitrus berry.>Thank her for the help and get going>>937218K
>>937212>>Thank her for the help and get goingWe should say goodbye when we leave the island...
>>937212>Thank her for the help and get going
1. Buy/make a new contest costume. Build it to fit her personality and figure, apologize with it and say we would have gotten this if we had enough time. She can come along to model for us if she wants, but we are buying the outfit anyway, with or without her there for it.2. Give the accessories with the costume, but say you have a few more ideas to help out with her pokemon if shes willing to hear them.3. Really sell that she has to work on relaxing, and say that Gobble can help with dancing to help out with that. Even if she doesn't want to dance on stage, it's still a good idea to dance to loosen up. Help out with massages beforehand as well.4. Go with her, or join her in the next contest to give her support and encouragement for as long as she needs it. If we enter a contest with her, we DO NOT want to win. If we win the contest we entered to help her out, everything we did before that will have been for nothing. Tell our pokemon this before the contest so we dont have to worry about upsetting them too much.
>>937212>>Thank her for the help and get going
>>937212>Wait, plant a Sitrus berry>Thank her for the help and get going
>>937212>Wait, plant a Sitrus berry.>Thank her for the help and get going>>937221She's staying fit. Is there something wrong with that?>>937237Calm your tits.
>>937180>Pokémon /fitWhat ? Where am I ?
>>937237I disagree with you on many points, but I admire your commitment.
>>937237Making her a costume would just make Herb seem desperate. Also offering massages to people you aren't already dating is pretty creepy.
>>937268>Also offering massages to people you aren't already dating is pretty creepy.If you are attractive enough you can easily pull it off.
>>937268Well besides muscular older girls we promised to massage already....
>>937259Gobble quest. Waifu's are serious business.Fit girl is best girl.
>>937274Yeah we should follow through on this, sooner rather than later. Don't want to seem like we are avoiding it, that make matters worse.
>>937268We actually owe Laki a massage right now.
>>937212>>Wait, plant a Sitrus berry.>>Thank her for the help and get going
>>937275Gobble quest, the story of a dancing Pokemon.>>937275
>>937298So nice you had to tell me twice?
>>937274>>937295Giving a massage to someone who asked for one is /very/ different than offering one. You're basically asking for an excuse to feel someone up.
>>937301Sorry my man, posting on a phone. Weird stuff happens.
>>937308She did ask for one.
You put the tower of food down and give your sister a quick hug. “Thanks for helping.”She hugs back for just a second and pushes you off. “Alright, get going, Twerp. Have fun and don’t take every little setback too seriously, k?”“Okay!”You grab the food again and start moving. It’s actually not that far from here, but with the amount you’re carrying, it feels like lightyears. Gobble and Mace help too. Well, Belladonna is also helping, but she only has a package of napkins.Uh oh. Gobble is really slobbering over his dish. That’s the same one he was sneaking ingredients to snack on from. He's been really good for a Munchlax, from what you understand, but maybe you're pushing it. But at the same time, do you want him to think you don't trust him?>Give him some stuff that isn’t food to carry instead>You trust him. He’ll be fine>Something else
>>937325>allow him to have an early snack.
>>937325>Give him some stuff that isn’t food to carry insteadIt's just safer and this way he gets to eat with everyone else.
>>937308I guess offering is okay if we know it'd do good to that person and we actually can into massages.>>937325>Give him some stuff that isn’t food to carry insteadIt's not a matter of trust, we're torturing the little guy.
>>937325Can we get a quick check on who that dish was for?>Give him some stuff that isn’t food to carry instead
>>937325>>You trust him. He’ll be finetrust is important for this
>>937325>>Give him some stuff that isn’t food to carry insteadPoor little guy must be trying so hard to restrain himself. Let's make it a little easier on him.
>>937325>Something elseGive the man a snack, he deserves it.
>>937325>You trust him. He'll be fine.He's been good in the past, carrying the mushrooms. He'll be fine
>>937337yeah, i'll back this.
>>937212>Wait, plant a Sitrus berry.Then, thank sis and go.
>>937325>You trust him. He’ll be fine>Something elseHe can have a snack for now
>>937325>>937329But explain very clearly that he'll have to wait until dinner afterwards. Try to make it something chewy.
Maybe in the future, we can have an emergency stash of trail mix for Gobble (a blend of easy to find nuts and berries so we can always resupply it quickly)
>>937325>You trust him. He'll be fine.
>>937337>>937325Yeah give snack
>>937325>Something else>Just ask him if he'd rather carry something else.
>>937325>Give him some stuff that isn’t food to carry insteadApparently I'm a little late.
>>937325>>You trust him. He’ll be finejust remind him of the trust we have in him while we are at it.
>>937369Probably don't need emergency food, Gobble's generally good enough to wait for it without raising a fuss. Wouldn't mind something like a foraging run with him every so often though if only for the sake of saving some money on food.
>>937438We could learn how to cook up those supper filling little balls.
>>937438I'm just considering that we have been pushing him and we did run low on food. It never hurts to have a contingency plan
>>937447>super filling little balls.HanaBlushing.jpg
>>937325>You trust him. He’ll be fine
“Hey, Gobble.”He snaps out of his slobbering haze. He looks self conscious about how he looks.“Let’s get you a snack before dinner, okay? I think you earned it.”He brightens right up. You laugh. You can’t help it. There’s just so much joy there.You give out a fairly large scoop. “Now chew slowly. You-”He swallows, then slobbers some more. But it’s not as bad this time.Wow. Well, you’re pretty sure he’ll be fine for now, but that’s a bit of a wakeup about how much he needs to eat.You arrive and set things down just as Gobble looks like he’s going to break. Laki is there, and she moves quickly to take the food and help you set up.“Woah. You went all out, huh?” She grabs your arm. “Did you carry it all in one go? Bet you’re feeling it.”You nod in the affirmative as you let yourself slowly sink to the grass for a moment. Whoo. Laki is right. Your arms are jelly.“Everyone else should be here any second.” She keeps her eye on the open, clear sky. “Valerie came in sixth, by the way.”That sounds good! “How many contestants were there?”“Twelve.”Oh.>Did Valerie say anything about me?>Ask Laki where she’ll go for her journey next>Tell Laki about what Jane’s story about her>Get in quick training before everyone shows up
>>937462>>Ask Laki where she’ll go for her journey next
>>937462>Ask Laki where she’ll go for her journey next
>>937462>Did Valerie say anything about me?>Ask Laki where she’ll go for her journey next>Ask when she wants Herb to make good on that massage.
>>937462>Did Valerie say anything about me?
>>937474Noodle arms dude, good things come to those who wait.
>>937462>Did Valerie say anything about me?>Ask Laki where she’ll go for her journey next
>>937462>Did Valerie mention what happened?Lets not make it about us>Ask Laki where she'll go fro her journey next
>>937462>Ask Laki where she’ll go for her journey nextNot the other things. Timings off.
>>937462>Ask Laki where she’ll go for her journey nextI sorta wanna mention Jane but we should do that in private don't want to start drama before our party.
>>937492>>937462I like this phrasing of the question better if we do ask more.
>>937514Agreed, we'll choose a later time
>>937462>Ask Laki where she’ll go for her journey next>Tell Laki about what Jane’s story about herAlso, the 'what' in the second option shouldn't be there.
“Did Valerie mention what happened?”She raises an eyebrow. “Hmm? Something happen? She looked pretty unprepared when she got up there. Judges commented on it too. Said she had talent but her act lacked focus. Lillipup was poofy and her Pikipek didn’t know where to go, too.”“Oh.” You feel pretty guilty. “Laki, where are you going to journey next?”Her voice is quiet. “I just assumed you wanted... ” She brightens up and slaps you on the back. “Haha. I was going to just hide out on Take or Gwo Boss until I was gone long enough to say I went on a journey, but I guess I should at least go around and see the sights. If you’re asking because you want a guide, I guess it’s my duty to help my Tahis.” “Tahis?”“You know. Like the opposite of an elder. You’re my Tahi because I’m older. I mean, I’m not that much older, but you get the idea. Anyway, if that’s what you’re angling at, you’ll have to ask me nicely.”You know you’ll still see each other a lot on the journey, but travelling together means seeing each other all the time. Laki likes to get in a lot of trouble. Of course, you seem to, too.>Ask Laki to come with you as formally as you can>You’re already feeding her and going to give massages. She should ask you.>Change the subject. You don’t really want to>Tell her flatly that it’s okay. You don’t want to burden her.>Something else
>>937564>Ask Laki to come with you as formally as you can
>>937564>>Ask Laki to come with you as formally as you can
>>937564>Ask Laki to come with you as formally as you canMention we still owe her the massage.
>>937564>Ask Laki to come with you as formally as you canWe shall sally forth with vim and vigor.
>>937564>Ask Laki to consider going with HerbMaybe a small group, but maybe we can get a feel of what the rest of our friends are going to do. Then we can form up
>>937570>>937575>>937577>>937578>>937581>>937582>>937584>>937587>>937590>>937592>>937596Such a contentious vote gobble, we may have to have a run off vote.
We are going to get Hana too, right? I don't want alone with Laki. We need one more companion.
>>937605Gosh, I wonder how the vote will go. Haha
>>937564>Something elseAsk her to come with you as hammy as you can. "Oh please, guide me! I need protecting, after all."
>>937616I'd like Valerie but we may have sank that ship. We can definitely ask Hana to join.
>>937616We will see, sadly our bad luck seems to have ruined the chance of Val companion. Polu and Jane both make great rivals. Hana and Keira both could fit well, but some people may not like having 3 companions.
>>937616I'd normally think Hana or Keira, but we'll see.
>>937616Yeah, Hana would probably be a good companion as well.I'm tempted to say Keira to, but maybe second time round. It'd give her little crush time to deepen.Absence makes the heart grow fonder, after all.
>>937621>We Shrek her at the next competition.>Jane was right, he is evil.
>>937564I'm hoping we end up going with Valerie as well just because we haven't seen as much of her. Laki's spent some time with her, so it'd make sense they might want to travel together.
>>937627yes, we can swap companions at some point.
>>937616I'd vote for Keira, seems like they're the two main waifu contendersthen the people who are hard Laki are gonna vote against her, we'll see how it does
>>937640I mean who says we can only have 2 other people with us? Is having 3 really that bad?
>>937636Maybe, personally I'm not a fan of Val, but I'm all for character development.
>>937643>Is having 3 really that bad?Yes, it is.
>>937643No, but it's most of the friendly cast.It's not like anyone is going to voluntarily go with Jane either.
>>937643The smaller the party the better, allow s for better character development. In Pokemon three companions is usually the magic number.
>>937655Hurts overall character development That is also why I think we shouldn't really catch too many mons
>>937619I second this
>>937656Except X and Y.Might be the card game colouring my viewpoint because of Tierno and Shauna though.
>>937643We can try and go Laki, Hana and Keira but maybe is too much
>>937661I agree with the pokemon idea, personally I see Herb as the kind of guy to get a full team and stop catching pokemon after that so he doesn't neglect anyBut we had 4 people in the last quest once Vance's waifu joined(whose name is a total blank) and it didn't seem like character development suffered
>>937619I'm down for this as well, if mostly as a joke
I'm for a full on party of 4; gotta catch em all after all.what applies to pokemon obviously also applies to waifu's.
>>937665We'll want at least Polu or Valerie on our adventure team.Neither of them has gotten much attention, Polu especially.
>>937676Val doesn't dig us man. I can see the two of them doing their thing though. Also Polu is a rival, so we gotta split up and do our things to meet up and compare how the other is doing.
I think the ideal group would be Us, Hana, Laki and Kiera
>>937679not everyone in our group has to be a waifuVal needs a waifu too ya selfish bastard
>>937672I'd put the upper limit on pokemon at a dozen.Gives us some variety and we probably won't get that many.
>>937672Yeah, I think having Hana and Keira would be alright. Gobble has also improved as a writer, but we also need to see if either of them want to go and do their own thing.
>>937676if we invite Polu though some fucker is just going to have to push gay route with him though, and as much as I hate that this is true that would completely ruin the lewd half of the quest for me. And what is Gobbles pokemon quest without lewdness?
>>937684I could get behind that. I'm more a fan of Valerie than Laki, but the two important ones are there, so I'd be happy with that.
>>937686>a dozenWe had that many last quest and that kinda stunk because some just got outclassed by others even with their niches>>937685I just mean as a person.>>937694I think Polu would want to go his own way since he sees us a rival.
>>937679She doesn't think much of us because we just fucked up.That could be subject to change if we actually demonstrate we know what we're doing at some point before starting our journey.>>937694If we go without Polu, he's pretty much consigned to obscurity though.
Depending on how the meal goes, we should probably give Val some space
>>937695As far as i'm concerned the Waifu list goes in this order:Hana > Keira > Jane > Laki > Valso I'm hoping we get either Hana or Kiera to come along with us, Ideally both.
>>937684second, then maybe Jane for the second half as the tsundere addition to the team. >>937702He could be our rival pretty much, we don't have one and he obviously thinks of herb that way.
>>937684I like that idea
>>937684This is what I was thinking. But I can see Hana wanting to go on her own for some time to break out of her shell.
Even if we don't get Polu, I want a male companion to join us.
>>937712my personal preference is moreLaki>Hana>Keira>Jane>Val
>>937702it would also be nice to have a contest character. Hana is a battler, not really sure what Laki wants to do, Keira is our plothook and lore dumperConsidering how Herb wants to be so many other things, I'd like to have a group with diverse interests
>>937720We can travel with Polu together at some point, and it isn't like we won't see him often.
>>937712>Laki>that lowYour taste is shit, and you're shit.
>>937716And while I like Keira, I think right now she might want some time away from Herb if only for the sake of her own purity.Really don't have too many concerns over the makeup of the group since I'm sure we'll have options to change it up later, but I would like to spend at least a bit of time traveling with all of them.
>>937732I can agree with that. Really it is just down to who wants to travel with Herb because it isn't like we are going to turn down anyone.
>>937728hey, everyone gets an opinionKeira>>>>>>>Laki>Hana>Val>>>>>>>>>Power Gap>>>>Janewhile she remains insanely paranoid
>>937723I respect your opinion even if I don't necessarily agree with it.>>937728love you too.
>>937712My waifu list is like this:Hana = Keira > Val > Laki = JaneHana and Keira have switched places as my favorite so many times by this point that I can't really pick between them. Valerie seems nice, and I'd like for us to get a chance to get to know her better like we have with the others, and Laki and Jane are tied for a sort of distant third. I don't dislike them, but as far as waifu rankings are concerned, they don't really do anything for me.
IdeaWhat if we rotate our party each time we swap islands?We have a meal like this with everyone, swap stories and then form up new groups so everyone becomes a bit more close knit
>>937746I think that was gonna happen anyways, at least somewhat. I do like the idea of having a meal once most islands events are done, but that will be difficult to organize.
Seems like the two big favorites are Hana and Laki. Can we just get them as companions and everybody is happy? I don't like Laki but I like Hana so it's fine with me.
>>937746That's a good idea.
>>937752That is boring and locking in choices forever is dumb.
>>937738Yeah, everyone's free to have an opinion, I just have to remind them that their opinion is wrong.Lak>Hana>Jane>Keira>Val
>>937712Keira>Laki>>Hana>>>Val>>>>JaneHonestly, I kinda like Hana, but she's not great. Valerie I'm a little meh on. Jane annoys me, even if I occasionally think she's hilarious.
>>937759We can swap them at some point, but right now this is the best choice.Just look what happened with Val. Maybe in a week Laki will stop wanting to travel with us because we do something stupid.
>>937762How can you misspell your waifu's name?
>>937752seems more like Laki, Hana, and Keira are about the sameI'll let someone more autistic than me assign positions on the charts points and add them up
>>937772Count me as a vote for everyone except Keira.
>>937780Are you the anon that wanted to bash her face in?
>>937780why you gotta hate on the nearly naked skull girls man
I adore the idea of Jane trying to get Herb's romantic attentions. Not because she wants him, but because she thinks she wins if Herb falls for her.
>>937782No. I just dislike her as a character and want to see less of her.
>>937782Nah, that's me, but I've eased up on that.Still don't really like her though.
Look, this is basically how it works:(Names are in no particular order)Mai waifu tier:Hana, Laki, KeiraInteresting, but generally not first choice tier:Jane, Valerie, Polu
>>937780>join thread>see this shit taste>mfw
>>937796>>937798That's fair. She is a rapist, after all.
>>937780I respect your opinion, though it is different from my own
>>937806Technically it's only rape if it's penetrative. She's only a child molester.
You get up, dust yourself off, and clear your throat. You’re not really sure what to do here. “Laki, I John, would hereby request that you do me the honor of lending me your company and counsel on my travels.” You kneel down in front of her. You really have no idea what you’re doing. You’ve seen videos on Linoonetube of people embarrassing themselves by acting like this. Oh man. What are you doing?She stares at you for a moment and blinks. A small snicker escapes her lips.You panic. You grab her hand and kiss it. “Will you accompany me?” You hope Hydreigon comes and eats you right now.She turns a little red for some reason, but still smiles and laughs. Her voice sounds a little different this time though. “Okay! okay! I’ll come with you! Stop embarrassing yourself! You’re acting like I’m some sort of frilly princess. Can you imagine? Haha! Okay get up you’re embarrassing both of us with this!”She laughs. Then you laugh. Your pokemon laugh. It goes on for awhile until it becomes less awkward and more genuinely funny. She puts both her hands on your shoulder just as it ends. “I hope you realize, Soft Hands, this means I own you. You didn’t forget about the massage did you?” You feel her soft chest pressing into your back.You shake your head. There’s something terrifying about that smile she gets sometimes.She laughs again. “You’re too fun to tease, Soft Hands. How did you even surv-” She squints, then waves to a figure in the distance. “Guys! Over here!”Everyone except Jane and Hydreigon has arrived. You all greet each other. Keira is in what looks like semi-formal leafwear, if there’s such a thing. Valerie is wearing her performance dress, but it’s lost all fanciness. She’s obviously stopped caring about keeping up it’s appearance since her contest. Hana is wearing that form fitting sweater an shawl you helped her pick out. Polu is looking a lot less formal, with his mesh shirt showing his slightly intimidating frame, light unzipped shirt, surfer shorts, and bandanna on his arm. He did put his hair up in a bun, though.Gobble pulls at your leg and points to the food. Should we start eating? You already set aside some for Hydreigon.You look around at the group. Hydreigon might get freaked out at all these people and pokemon. Maybe if they’re hidden first, you can explain to it so it doesn’t panic.>Yeah. Dig in everyone!>Wait for Hydreigon and Jane> Ask everyone to hide>Something else
>>937800He said for everyone except Keira, not the other way around.
>>937816>Wait for Hydreigon and Jane
>>937816>>Wait for Hydreigon and Jane
>>937816>Wait for HydreigonEveryone hiding will just make it look like an ambush. Also make sure there is some distance between the two sets of food.
>>937816>Wait for Hydreigon and JaneIf it turns out Jane somehow caught Hydreigon...Well.We might need to get ourselves an Alolan Ninetails.
>>937816>Wait for Hydreigon and JaneBut don't wait around forever if they're late. Don't hide them either, making this informal will help make this seem less like "tribute" to Hydreigon without hurting it's pride.
>>937816>>Wait for Hydreigon and JaneThis is all going to end in fire.
See, there'd be no arguing if we were waifuing a Pokemon.>>937816>Wait for Hydreigon and Jane
I preffer to travel with Keira and Hana but I will vote for Hana and Laki. Is the best for everyone, a lot of people likes Laki.
>>937816>Wait for hydregion and jane
>>937816>>Wait for Hydreigon and Janegotta show the insane monster respectoh, and Hydreigon
>>937816>>Wait for Hydreigon and Jane>>937713Eh... Jane's the rival. he's a guy who showed up that one time.
>>937816>“Okay! okay! I’ll come with you! Stop embarrassing yourself! You’re acting like I’m some sort of frilly princess. Can you imagine? Haha!Definitely secretly wants someone to treat her like a princess.>Wait for Hydreigon and Jane
>>937816>Wait for Hydreigon and JaneWe don't want the angry dragon thinking it's an ambush, and we don't want to scare off Hydreigon either.
>>937816>sweater an shawl>>Wait for Hydreigon and Jane
>>937834Alolan Ninetails is a must either way, never know if any of the others snag a dragonplus it looks awesome
>>937816>>Wait for Hydreigon
>>937816>Wait for Hydreigon and JaneI agree with anon, don't wait so long the food starts getting cold.
>>937841Don't start that shit again.Much as Gardevoir is a mainstay and good material for a character, Gobble has spoken and the decision was no poke-waifu.
>>937816>Wait for Hydreigon and Janehiding is a terrible idea, he's a dragon pokemon; if he were freaked out by matters as small as a group of people they would take away his membership card.
>>937816>Wait for Hydreigon and JaneGive them a while, but if the food is going to get cold, dig in.>>937841See? That's why we need a Pyukumuku.
>>937848He sees us as a rival and did you not notice he is wearing a bandanna.>>937860Eh, Cutiefly will put it in its place.
>>937860>plus it looks awesomeO-ho, fuck yeah.Only thing Sun has over Moon in my book.
>>937841are you kidding, we'd have people trying to get a tsundere tsareena, some going after basic dere dere gardevoir others going for lilligants, salazzles, tapu lele or fini, celesteela, primarina etc. poke-waifus are a bad idea.
>>937871Cutiefly has no interest in battling, the one we met so far.
>>937878Yandere Gardevoir is best.
>>937867>>937871I don't think he sees Herbas /his/ rival, just one of the other people in the group that are going to do a lot of battling
>>937871>>937879True cutiefly wasn't interested in battling, but maybe it'll be interested in contest with Gobble
>>937887Friendly rival is the impression I've gotten.
>>937887Read the pastebin again>>937879>>937891Maybe, but she still won't take shit from him.
>>937878>tsareena>people actually waifu that ugly ass thing
>>937887I give it an 8/4.
>>937896Wait I'm retarded, it was last thread that Gobble said how Polu felt.>>937898It kicked ass in my playthrough. But Pokemon aren't for lewds.
>>937816>>Wait for Hydreigon and JaneBut give Gobble a bit more.
>>937887>>937894>Polu: Thinks Herb is the perfect rival. He's not the competitive type at all, but seeing how Herb and Jane are the other two serious battlers in the group and he's behind, he wants to catch up. Herb isn't exactly how he pictured a teenage mainlander to be, but he guesses he wouldn't shouldn't stereotype. He'll help Herb break out of his shell, and Herb will continue to motivate him to be competitive and driven instead of always going with the flow. It's the bond of thing that can only exist between men in it's purist form.
>>937898there are people who waifu things like toxapex , what did you expect?
>>937843No reason we can't bring all three. They're the three most interesting.
>>937906>>937898That Tsareena that you get for a Lillpup carried me all the game. It's now one of my favorite pokemon.
>>937923iirc its guaranteed to be adamant nature and have at least one perfect IV, used it to breed for a perfect one post game.
>>937923I was conflicted, because I wanted a Tsareena but steenee is adorable
>>937923Doesn't mean its general design isn't shit.
>>937923Hell yeah. I was shocked at how good it got after it became a Tsareena
>>937934I like the design. Is cute.
>Valerie and Jane will talk about the contest>Jane will convince her Herb was an evil mastermind who doomed her to failure.>Jane wills start her own journey with those who don't travel with us directly.
“Okay, Gobble. You can have a little, but we should wait for Hydreigon before digging in, alright?”He’s already beyond listening as you sneak him a little more. He seems a little resentful that this dragon is getting special treatment and a fancy dinner, but eating erases all grudges for now.“So,“Jane puts on a polite smile, “where’s this dragon?” She seems pretty worn out, but the prospect of a powerful dragon is a little exciting.“There she is.” Laki points out Jane.Jane is approaching at a steady but slow pace. She stumbles a few times. When she gets closer, you can see why. She’s in a little black dress and wearing high heels. She looks really good. You honestly might not have been able to come up with a better look for her yourself. The dress is maybe a size too small though. She might not be aware of that.“John.” She says, monotone.“Wow! Your boobs looks so...bwoosh!” Keira tells her.Jane pretends that didn’t happen. She points up to a speck in the sky. “There he is. Found him.” Her eyes turn sideways to you. “So what's your plan here? Just impressing everyone, or are you going to try to catch it? Even you can’t be so vain to think you can control a pokemon that powerful with just one badge.”Cutiefly pops up from behind Keira. Gobble and Mace look up too.>Ask her if she’s planning to do anything with Hydreigon>Yeah. You’re considering asking it to join you>Nah. You just thought it was really hungry and wanted to be nice>Tell her that she looks amazing>Something else
>>937990>>Yeah. You’re considering asking it to join you>Tell her that she looks amazing
>>937990>>Nah. You just thought it was really hungry and wanted to be nice>>Tell her that she looks amazing
>>937990>Nah. You just thought it was really hungry and wanted to be nice>Tell her that she looks amazing, but she may want a bigger dress
>>937990>“Wow! Your boobs looks so...bwoosh!” Keira tells her.10/10/10/10
>>937990>Tell her that she looks amazing>Nah. You just thought it was really hungry and wanted to be nice>Yeah. You’re considering asking it to join youEmphasis on asking it to join us.
>>937990>Nah. You just thought it was really hungry and wanted to be nice>Tell her that she looks amazing>If he wants to join he can, but I'm not forcing him. Pretty sure if he wasn't half starved there's no way I'd have done as well as I did with my frying pan.
>>937990>Nah. You just thought it was really hungry and wanted to be nice>Tell her that she looks amazing"Hydriegon looked so hungry, and cutiefly said he was stuck for a while. Sounded like someone who deserved a good break."
>>937990>Tell her that she looks amazing>We made a promise and we're making good on that promise. What Hydreigon wants is up to himI see Keira's ritual was not entirely cleansing
>>937990>“So,“Jane puts on a polite smile, “where’s this dragon?” She seems pretty worn out, but the prospect of a powerful dragon is a little exciting.>“There she is.” Laki points out Jane.pretty sure that's a typo, thus butt>Nah. You just thought it was really hungry and wanted to be nice>Tell her that she looks amazing
>>937990>tell her that her dress is too tight, but still amazing>Nah. You just thought it was really hungry and wanted to be nice
>>937990>Nah. You just thought it was really hungry and wanted to be nice>Tell her that she looks amazing
>>937990>>Yeah. You’re considering asking it to join youif we don't say that you know she is just gonna fucking catch it to spite us.
>>937990>Yeah. You’re considering asking it to join you
>>937990>Yeah. You’re considering asking it to join you>But you figured it could use a good meal anyway>Tell her that she looks amazing
>>938019>implying she could catch and control itShe isn't that hot of shit
>>938019That's fine by me, don't seem like Herb would be bothered by such things.
>>937990>Yeah. You’re considering asking it to join youBecause why the fuck not?
>>938030I'm going to laugh so hard if she catches it. The salt will supply the world for years to come. It will be like princess guard quest all over again.
>>937990>>Nah. You just thought it was really hungry and wanted to be nice
>>937990>Yeah. You’re considering asking it to join you>Nah. You just thought it was really hungry and wanted to be niceWe are going to ask but is not the point of this.Also if we get the Hydreigon is going to be like Ash and Charizard?
>>938047Nobody will be mad about her catching it because she won't be able to control it.
>>937990>Yeah, you're considering asking it to join you>Tell her that she looks amazingOf course, he is free to refuse if he wants. It's his choice after all.
>>937990>Nah. You just thought it was really hungry and wanted to be nice>Tell her that she looks amazing>But she probably should have chosen different shoes to walk out here with...
>>938051I wouldn't be mad about her catching it even if she somehow could control it.
>>938047If she does that THEN we go full evil mastermind like she thinks we are
>>937990>>Nah. You just thought it was really hungry and wanted to be niceI honestly don't want it, at least this early, unless it acts like Ash's Charizard for a good long while.
>>938047You kidding?Shit would be comedy gold for a while as she realized how out of her depth she is, and then it would eventually segue into a heroic story as they come to understand and trust in each other.
honestly, considering the hydreigons attitude... I think it might be a good fit for her, hell it might even match her aura typing
>>938067Eh, those two big of egos would likely cause a black hole and burn a few homes down.
>>938051>Jane is bitching at it trying to get it to listen>it's pissed and about ready to snap at her>John slowly pulls his frying pan out of his pack without breaking eye contact>abruptly agreeable>Jane is clueless
>>938047I'm genuinely surprised when people remember PGQ. Been awhile now. Nah, I'm sure everything will be fine, anon.
>>938047>Jane tries to catch it>rolls a 1>leads to massive shitstorm>we have to high for a full hour straight to get it to calm down
>>938067Both have too much pride and are all too willing to get goaded into doing stuff the moment it's threatened. Yeah, they're a good match....I mean, not as trainer and Pokemon; that'd be a trainwreck, but it could at least be fun to have them Jane complain about how difficult Hydreigon is while being completely oblivious about being the same way herself.
>>938085>highMeant hug it
>>937990>Yeah. Youre considering asking it to join you.
>>938085>we have to hide for a full hour straight to get it to calm down>in a bush>with Janegotta cuddle to live, what do you choose Jane?
>>938057>Jane catches Hydreigon>Herb gets deeply concerned about her ability to control him, thinking of her aggressive personality>Jane sees the dark look on Herb's face>Becomes convinced that she got one over on us, and that we've internally marked her for death
>>938085>rolls a one>Herb squares off with a frying pan against it>It decides to leave rather than eat her>She accuses herb of pokemon abuse
>>938080Fairie typing ftw
>>938107Does Herb have Fairy typing? I mean it fits but I thought he was untyped as it were.Of course Keira has started calling him Fairy boy.
>>938104what happen to pokemon whose trainers die?jesus the "pizzas" in captcha have horrendous toppings
>>938108fairy/grass was his aura iirc.
>>938108I think she said the closest was Fairy/Grass, but I could be wrong.>>938111TIME FOR THE OLD DEBATE, WHAT IS HERB'S FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
>>938108We're Fairy/undetermined I think. Wasn't Kat Dark/Fire at the end?
>>938108She said tentatively that he's Fairy/Grass
>>938116artichoke hearts, sun dried tomato, garlic
>>938117I thought Kat was Poison/DarkI know she started as Poison
>>938116he has no single favorite, he's a foodie so it's about how well it's all put together.
>>938117>>938121Yeah, she started Poison/Dark. Ended Dark/Fire
>>938117With a bit of Poison mixed in, yeah.
>>938121she started out that way, changes in her personality lead to a fire/dark typing by the end.
>>938084I miss trying to force shit and editing images of Reinhold.
>>938116Nah, man. It's all about the mouth feel.
>>938116Hawaiian or Margareta.
>>938121When Kat first got her aura read by Jeanine, she was Poison/Dark. By the end her aura was Fire/Dark because Robin (who was Fairy/Fire) rubbed off on her or something.
>>938116You don't know what you've done. Pizza debate can get as intense as waifu wars.
>>938139It is Devon's type.
>>938084It was a goddamn mess when it came to waifus and I hope it never gets that bad.Arch released the second demo of his VN a few days ago. It's still rough. But it's happening.
>>938123this is probably the best answerwe can guess the waifus' favorites are though>KeiraPineapple or >>938120 and sausage
>>938139Nah Robin was bug typed, Specialized but smart even if it was weak.
>>938142I know exactly what I did
>>938151That is very wrong. She was Fire/Fairy.
>>938152.... thinking about it, gobble reminds me of gon from hunter x hunter, he even has a big charge up punch as a special...
>>938131I miss Monique agitators and waifu saltstorms
>>938151suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/30660845/ctrl+f fairy and see for yourself
>>938168I'm still salty he ran like a little bitch from /qst/, after Gobble and everyone else just rolled with it. Wasn't a fan of his other quest but the occasional side-quests were amusing, like Song of Symphony.Also have a half-finished Rein x Luci fic. I need to finish some of these damn stories.
>>938181There was a later reading that changed things.
>>938200Yes, Kat became Fire/Dark like Devon. Robin stayed the same.
>>938200she was never bug dude
“I don’t have a plan. I just thought it was hungry. Cutiefly said he’s been down in that hole for a long time.”“Hole?” She folds her arms under her chest, putting even more upward pressure on it. She smirks when she catches you looking.You decide to just say it, since it’s true. “You look amazing. That dress is perfect for you. And the blue earrings? Great choice. Really makes your eyes-”“I know!“ She seems caught off guard, like she was expecting an insult or something. “Not that I’m trying to impress anyone. This fashion stuff you’re so obsessed with isn’t that hard, you know. And I just happened to have these earrings. You look terrible, by the way. Guess you can’t keep up with your own schemes.” She adjusts her footing a few times as her heel sinks into the mud, but keeps a confident pose.Hydreigon lands. It looks over you and your friends with distrust and suspicion. Mace puts himself between you and it. Gobble glares at the dragon. Hana very subtly puts her weight on her heel and shifts in front of Valerie. Keira smiles and cocks her head. Things (mostly) look really tense for a moment, until Cutiefly comes out to greet him. They have what looks like a short conversation, and the tension comes down a few notches.Hydreigon moves between everyone and inspects the foot. One head sniffs it for a second, then the other, then they start nibbling. They go from nibbling to feasting very quickly. He’s completely ignoring the dishes you especially prepared for him.>Well, whatever. Dig in, everybody!>Try to get Hydreigon to move to it’s specially made foodAnd>Chat with Valerie, ask about the contest>Chat with Hana, see how she’s feeling after her gym battle now that some time has passed>Have a chat with Gobble. Let him know he’s appreciated>Something else
>>938215nah anon is right, she was at some point at least partially bug type.
>>938218>Well, whatever. Dig in, everybody!>Chat with Valerie, ask about the contestAPOLOGIZE!
>>938218>Well, whatever. Dig in everybody!>Have a chat with Gobble. Let him know he’s appreciated
>>938218>Well, whatever. Dig in, everybody!Val needs some space>Have a chat with Gobble. Let him know he’s appreciated
>>938218>Try to get Hydreigon to move to it's specially made food>Everyone dig inand >Have a chat with Gobble. Let him know he's appreciated
>>938218>Well, whatever. Dig in, everybody!>Have a chat with Gobble. Let him know he’s appreciated
>>938218>>Well, whatever. Dig in, everybody!>>Have a chat with Gobble. Let him know he’s appreciatedGobble matters most. I feel like we've been neglecting him.
>>938218>Try to get Hydreigon to move to it’s specially made food>Chat with Valerie, ask about the contest
>>938218>>Well, whatever. Dig in, everybody!>Have a chat with Gobble. Let him know he’s appreciated>Chat with Valerie, ask about the contest
>>938218>>Well, whatever. Dig in, everybody!it's a fucking dragon, do you really intend to get between a dragon and it's food? Hell even if we had already caught it and knew it that would be a terrible idea.>Have a chat with Gobble. Let him know he’s appreciatedgotta give props to the G man
>>938218>>Try to get Hydreigon to move to it’s specially made food>Have a chat with Gobble. Let him know he’s appreciated
Are people really going to vote to talk to a pokemon we've had and will have for our entire journey, instead of the two people we know the least about?Unless this is QM Gobble, in which case he is always appreciated.
>>938218>Well, whatever. Dig in, everybody!And>Chat with Hana, see how she’s feeling after her gym battle now that some time has passed>Have a chat with Gobble. Let him know he’s appreciatedLet Valerie come to us if she wants to talk or wait until later.
>>938241We said we'd make him his own meal, or as Hydreigon stated 'an offering'
>>938218>Well, whatever. Dig in, everybody!Gotta pick those battles.>Chat with Valerie, ask about the contestAsk if she had fun.
>>938218>>Have a chat with Gobble. Let him know he’s appreciated
>>938218>Well, whatever. Dig in, everybody!>Chat with Valerie, ask about the contest>Have a chat with Gobble. Let him know he’s appreciatedI appreciate you Gobble. I love your quests. I'm consistently impressed by your writing and how well you write your characters. I'm really happy that you take the time out of your busy days just to hang out and write for us.
>>938247We know more about Hana than Polu. Also some people wanted to give Val some space since they feel bad about the contest.
>>938218Gobble. Your quests are fantastic and it absolutely makes my day when you're able to run. I know your work has been stressful and your ungrateful ex didn't realize how wonderful you are, but you're amazing to all of us.Thank you.
>>938218>Well, whatever. Dig in, everybody!>Have a chat with Gobble. Let him know he’s appreciated>Chat with Valerie, ask about the contestIf Hydreigon doesn't go for the food made specifically for him then I guess it'll be fair game for Gobble if he wants it. For the second vote, mostly want to focus on Gobble too, though I feel we should also make time to talk with Valerie too since we did handle things pretty poorly.>>938247I'm hoping we'll have more opportunities to talk with everybody later on tonight. Especially since if we're going to be leaving the first island soon it'd be nice to know everyone's plans.
>>938218>Well, whatever. Dig in, everybody!>Have a chat with Gobble. Let him know he’s appreciated>Ask Hana what her travel plans are
>>938218Gobble, I seriously wanna fuck you. I wanna fuck you until you can't remember your name. I wanna bring you to the edge a dozen times and rock you back and forth over the point of release again and again until you cum so hard your toes go numb, then kiss you tenderly with my hands across your hips until we start again. I wanna start off slowly and hold one of your hands in mine while I pleasure you with the other and whisper whatever desire brings to my lips into your ear. Sweet nothings that you won't remember but your body will never forget. I want to hold you tight and rock my hips slowly into you while I fill your deepest places with warmth. I just want you to know how much I appreciate you.
picking gobble as a nickname is paying off already.but I too appreciate what you do Gobble, where else on the internet can I go to get great stories and erections at the same time?nowhere is where
>>9372304Yeah what he said
>>938304you talking to Gobble or Gobble?
>>938304Woah there anon.
>>938304Whoa there, buddy.Gobble belongs to all of us
>>938304[I don't know if Herb likes his pokemon that much]
>>938304Dude, atleast wait until it evolves into a Snorlax first. First stage pokemon are essentially pedophilia.
>>938304Jesus what the fuck
>>938304Dude, seek help. Srsly, they Yandere is strong within you.
>>938328You know what I meant. I will give you Serious Love. Also I just realized I forgot to vote. >dig in everybody!>chat with Val, apologize for throwing her off
>>938304This would be cute if it wasn't SERIOUSLY CREEPY. Calm your inner yandere.
>>938352Fuck the haters, shine on you crazy diamond.
>>938360That just reminded me... How do people feel about Diance?
>>938380Shitmon. Awful design, needs to be burned to death forever.
>>938380Legend / 10Pls no
>>938380No. It makes me feel 'No'.
>>938385>>938386>>938389O-okay... uh Magearna?
>>938380Marysue/10>>938399Toy made for a marysue/10
>>938399All time least favorite Pokemon.
You decide not to get in between the dragon and it’s food. “Dig in, everybody!”Everyone hesitates for a second. Gobble goes to the food first. Jane and Polu are close behind. Laki doesn’t want to give her the satisfaction and follows. Everyone else starts piling in. Belladonna daintily pecks at the food. Mace lowers his face on some fried noodles and they vanish. You still aren’t sure how he’s eating, but you’re glad he has a good appetite.“Oh! Hot.” Laki says in surprise at the spiciest food. “I thought mainlanders don’t like spice.”Polu grabs a bite. “Oh wow. That is spicy.” He doesn’t sound like he hates it, but he clearly feels the need to be slow with the little balls.Jane eats two and keeps eye contact with Polu.He raises a brow, as if to ask a question.She nods. It’s a challenge.He sighs and eats another. She eats two more. You weren’t sure if anyone was going to like those, but those two are scarfing them down. Tears form on their eyes and they start to sweat. Laki grabs a handful to catch up.You look to Hydreigon. It’s been mindlessly consuming, but it keeps an eye on the contest. Well, as long as everyone is having a good time.You kneel down to Gobble. He’s been grabbing food from each plate, sampling everything with speed you haven’t seen on the battlefield.“How are you feeling, Gobble?”He barely acknowledges the question and keeps eating.“I want you to know Gobble, that I appreciate you. I know you’ve been putting a lot of effort into it and it probably doesn’t feel like it’s being recognized, but I want you to know that it’s noticed and appreciated.”He takes a moment to look up at you. His arm reaches out and puts more food in his mouth without looking. He grabs the last of the dish he was really enjoying, but offers it to you.>Take it. Thanks!>That’s okay. You have it>Jump into the spicy eating contest. Hurry!>Something else
>>938410>That’s okay. You have it>Jump into the spicy eating contest. Hurry!
>>938304Unexpected, but I like the positive message.>>938328Gobble, I appreciate the fuck out of you too.
>>938410>>That’s okay. You have it>Love you buddy.>Jump into the spicy eating contest. Hurry!Quick Fail cutely and need to be rescued!
>>938410>Take it. Thanks!I'm gonna ask for a butt just because that picture offends me on a spiritual level.
>>938410>>That’s okay. You have itlets not destroy our tastebuds with the spicy food
>>938410>>Take it. Thanks!>>Pat his head >>938408Geez, I thought it looked okay. Haven't seen the movie and got one in Moon, it's pretty neat
>>938410>That’s okay. You have it
>>938410>>That’s okay. You have it>Pat head>Jump into the spicy eating contest. Hurry!
>>938410>Share itHe's so awesome
>>938399Ugh.>>938410>>That’s okay. You have it>HeadpatsGobble is the sweetest.
>>938410>That's okay. You have it>Jump into the spicy eating contest. Hurry!
>>938410>That's okay. You have it.>I'm happy that you love it so much>herb's face when
>>938438Thank you, I needed that after looking at that picture too close.
>>938410>That’s okay. You have it>I love you, man.
>>938437Apparently people really hate legendaries, who knew? Guess no Aria repeats for Herb
>>938422something about it reminds me of the Last Supperit might just be the doorways in the back
>>938410>That’s okay. You have itThen give him this speech >>938304
>>938448If there was a cooking legendary maybe? Only reason we went for Meloetta was flutes.
>>938448Aria was alright because it made sense and was done well. Still don't like the Pokemon.>>938454What does it for me is the more and more typical furrypersona it gets the closer to the center you get.
>>938457Clearly the best way to avoid waifu wars is going yandere on our Munchlax.Maybe that'll satisfy Polu shippers also.It could happen.
>>938448they don't seem like they would fit the theme of this quest. It's much more localized and a coming of age story, rather than "the BBEG is gonna destroy the world". Having a kid just growing up controlling a pokemon capable of destroying entire islands seems off. I'll be happy if we manage to get a pseudo, that seems like the rarest pokemon that would make sense
>>938410>Take it. Thanks!>Go talk with the people not destroying their tastebuds.
>>938458>>938461Fair enough Doggo Zygarde?
>>938470I'd be pretty much fine with any Pseudo bar Goodra, and even then I don't dislike it that much
>>938476Not a bad choice but something would really have to go FUBAR for herb to get a super important Legendary. Even Zygarde. Especially Zygarde.
>>938461that too, didn't notice that until i'd already posted
>>938448There are good legendaries. Those just aren't two of them.Aria was good because she really worked in story, even though I dislike Meloetta in general.
>>938476Might be interesting, especially if it comes out of nowhere and only has regular mon stats until a plot device later on grants it 50% form. That would provide a plot hook that leads into the greater plotline.
>>938476Way too localized.
>>938491Far as legendaries go I think Shaymin would be a decent fit. The fact it's main deal is gratitude could go well with the concept of shards that the island has too assuming we do enough good deeds.
>>938476I'd like Herb to meet his god, not train it.
>>938506I'm with >>938470>>938482Pseudo except Goodra and Dragonite. Their second stages can stay though.
>>938506I completely forgot about Shaymin >>938508Zygarde isn't god, it's the guardian of nature and the cycle of life/death
>>938508We saw Fug in our dreams, not Zygarde.
I want Regigigas, every time I've seen this thing its just snoozing in some ruins somewhere not doing anything important, plus its ability cripples it enough to not be a big deal.
>>938511Yeah, Zygarde is still a big fucking deal. I'm fine with at some point taking part in the battle of the fate of the islands or whatever, but I'd rather have everyone team up to takedown a powerful foe than have a legendary.>>938515Herd, friendmaker of dragons.
>>938506like someone else said, meeting a legendary sounds better than catching it. I think getting to travel to a mysterious island filled with the most amazing plants Herb's ever seen and talking with a flower hedgehog would be more fun than just having the hedgehog fight for us. Just imagine if they let us take a seedling from the island, that grows X type of amazing berry/spice
>>938517While Regigigas is sweet and deserves more love, I think the way Hobble treats legendaries outweighs its slowness.
>>938535Meme name for Rayquaza.
>>938539Why? Also>Herb catches a baby Rayquaza, it involved a frying pan, 3 ice creams and an eating competition. It listens to him because it likes his cooking and he'd cut it off if it didn't.
>>938562>he doesn't know
>>938562Fug is a misspelling of the German word “flug” associated with the Flying type Pokémon Rayquaza, which started and popularized on 4chan’s /vp/ (Pokémon) board after an image of the character with the word “fug” written underneath began circulating on in 2014.
“Thanks, but you have it.”He looks unsure. Did he do something wrong?You pat him on the head. “I appreciate the thought, but I'm more happy that you love it so much. I love you, buddy.”Hear tears up as he very slowly eats it, savoring every nibble. To pace himself, he grabs large amounts of other dishes between bites.You pat him on the back and check on everyone else.Keira is already done. She was the last to start due to blessing her food first, but she was scarfing it down pretty quick. She’s sticking out her normally flat stomach. “Good eats! Look at how big my belly is because of your hard work, Herb!” Odd phrasing. Must be a local thing.Hana coughs and chokes on something. She holds out her hand to stop anyone from trying to help. She’ll be fine, just some food down the wrong pipe.As for the contest, Laki drops out almost immediately with a look of deep regret. Polu and Jane have slowed down a lot. He eats one, she eats one. He eats one, she eats one. There’s a small handful left. Polu reaches over to grab the next one, but he stops. “No more.”Jane grabs, covered in sweat and with puffy eyes. Takes the plate, empties it into her mouth, and chews. All without breaking eye contact. She looks like she’s about to barf a few times, but keeps her composure. Her grin shines through the discomfort.Valerie graciously eats from her small plate beside you. “You did all this with that money? You could only get a dessert for that much back home.”It didn’t sound like a brag, but it sure put the divide between you two into perspective.Her two pokemon are close by her feet, eating from their plates.She drips a little food onto her cheap looking sixth place ribbon. She looks a little embarrassed, but shrugs.>Apologize for being less than helpful before>Give her pokemon the accessories>Ask about her travel plans>Try something different. Say something a rival would say to fire her up>Something else
>>938606>Apologize for being less than helpful before>Give her pokemon the accessories
>>938606>Apologize for being less than helpful before>Give her pokemon the accessories>Ask about her travel plans
>>938606>Apologize for being less than helpful before>Give her pokemon the accessorieshas Herb eaten yet?
>>938606>>Apologize for being less than helpful before>Give her pokemon the accessories>Ask about her travel plans
>>938606>Hear tears upbutt>Apologize for being less than helpful before>Give her pokemon the accessoriesoh Keira/Hana, you are the best combo
>>938606>Ask about her travel plans
>>938606>Hear tears upWould you kindly bestow us with butt?>>Apologize for being less than helpful before>>Give her pokemon the accessoriesKeira and Hana should be a double act.
>>938606>Apologize for being less than helpful before>Give her pokemon the accessories>Hear tears upButt.
>>938622[Did I post this one yet?]
>>938633looks pretty new to me
>>938606>Apologize for not being as helpful as you wanted to be. >Give her pokemon the accessories
>>938633if I say yes do we get another?no
>>938636>>938646[Have a thing for honesty]
>>938606I was impressed when we taught Gobble Mega Punch. I'm amazed that we're teaching him to savor food.
>>938663By the time he's a Snorlax he'll have a bowtie and critique every meal he has. possibly even cook his own.
>>938673>Teaching Gobble to cookI love this idea so much.
>>938673>Gourmet Chef Critic GobbleGoddamn I can just SEE Herb in a butler's outfit carrying the much esteemed Gobble between different places to critique.
We're going to be that guy, aren't we?We're going to teach Gobble Rest, Sleep Talk, and every recovery/stat boost move in the game. Then equip him with Leftovers and bullshit our way past anything that can't one-shot him.
>>938687best part is we can bankrupt any restaurant that doesn't feed himWho would go to a restaurant that a Snorlax gave a bad rating?
>>938698you are a genius
>>938698That's just evil, I like it.
>>938673>Training montage of turning Gobble into gourmet chef>no one ever gets to sample his work due to him eating everything
>>938698Wow, and I thought my suggestion was evil.
“Hey. I’m really sorry.”“Herb?”Jane’s head perks up.“I wasn’t any help at all. I just caused problems. I know you could have done better without me screwing it up for you.”Valerie looks down at her stained ribbon. “It’s alright Herb. You tried. There are a lot of contests on these islands.”Somehow that makes you feel even worse. She’s not even acting mad.“I have something for you.” You reach into your back and produce the two accessories. A small fabric feather for Pikipek, and a bowtie for Lillipup.“Oh, those are delightful! Where did you get them?”“I made them.”She seems genuinely impressed. “Well. That’s very sweet of you. And making all this food. You’re a nice boy, Herb.” She looks slightly apologetic about how condescending that came out. You're glad she's not mad at you, but wish she wouldn't look at you like that.Jane watches the whole thing with suspicion. You have an idea of what she’s thinking about. You sabotaged Valerie and tricked everyone into thinking you’re sweet somehow.Gobble finishes the food. He glances up to the large dragon. You feel like he was planning on trying to compete with it somehow, but decided to just relax instead. He burps and lays back, enjoying the atmosphere. He occasionally grabs another bite here and there, but he’s pretty much done.Jane walks up to Hydreigon.“We’ve got the same spirit, you and I.” She sniffs. Her nose is watery from the spices. “You don’t fall for petty tricks or cheap attempts to win you over. What do you say, Hydreigon? Join me.”>Wait! Don’t listen to Jane. Stay free, Hydreigon>You think that’s a great idea. He should join her>Stay out of it>Something else
>>938712>Inb4 we bankrupt every restauraunt to buy them back up dirt cheap>Inb4 Herb's Friendly Diner is the biggest/only restauraunt on the Loanah Islands.
>>938721>>You think that’s a great idea. He should join her
>>938721>Cheap tricks? I just wanted to help out a friend!
>>938721>Stay out of itLet Hydregion make up its own mind. Jane cant blame us for that
>>938721>Stay out of itHydriegon is a big boy. He can make his own decisions. If he joins Jane we'll congratulate her and if he doesn't we'll offer condolences.
>>938721>Stay out of itThere is no pleasing her. If she wants to try and catch it, let her. Either she gets it or she gets utterly destroyed.
>>938721>>Stay out of itmaybe grab our pan just in case she rolls a 1
>>938721>Stay out of it
>>938721>Stay out of itI doubt she'll make any headway there, she's just gonna embarrass herself
>>938721>>Stay out of itNot our business, we're not Hydreigon's mom.
Herbs bad luck isn't going to slowly drive every waifu away right?He's not gonna end up alone right?
>>938721>Stay out of it>Something elseOffer Jane and Polu napkins to deal with the spice-related sinus drainage.
>>938721>Stay out of itI'm finally out of work! I can properly express my excitement for this thread! Jane time too!
>>938744nah man, one will stick with himPolu
>>938744We're a Fairy/Dragon type; it may not be until we reach a high level, but we'll eventually evolve past our luck.
>>938721>>Stay out of it
>>938751>Fairy/Dragon>Herb's natures are at war with each other>Causing him horrifically bad luckI like it.
>>938751What? We're a Fairy/Grass type.
>>938721>Stay out of itGod, I wish Herb was a gambling man. I'd be placing bets so hard right now.
>>938751>>938758>We're Mega Altaria?
>>938606 #>Apologize for not being as helpful as you wanted to be. >Give her pokemon the accessories
>>937712My waifu list:Keira=Laki>=Hana>Val>>Ol' Righty=Polu>>our sister>>Gym Leader's wife>>a Gardevoir>>a pile of Tauros manure>>>Toxapex spines>>>>>Jane
>>938760Cottonee, Whimsicott, Morelull, Shiinotic, or Tapu Bulu?
>>938768I was very late oops. Must remember to refresh the page>>938721>stay out of it
>>938721>Stay out of itShe has as much right to diplomancy as we do.
>>938776Good man.I think that discussion ran its course, though.
>>938776You have impeccable taste.
>>938760I figure Fairy for our fluffiness and healing nature, Dragon for our hidden strength and being a very late bloomer.
>>938776Keira > Hana in very close second > Val > Laki > Jane
>>938776man I forgot to add gym MILF to the rankingsaw well, other girls can corrupt(and be corrupted by) our boy
>>938721Is Jane gonna have to roll for this?
You can’t help but take it a little personally that Jane badmouthed you to the dragon like that. But you decide to stay out of it. It’s between them.The heads all seem to be of a different mind. One seems to be listening to her, one looking to Cutiefly, another to you and the food. They all rotate a bit to consider their options.Finally, the middle one roars. The others join in.Keira translates. “No. You have spirit, but you’re still too weak. I’m not exchanging one prison for another.“All three turn to you. “This was an unexpected tribute from a human. I am pleased. We shall meet again.”It lifts itself up with beating wings, and takes off. The violent winds send smaller objects flying. Bella falls over and makes a cute noise.Jane, being the closest, steps back. Her heel gets caught in the mud and she starts to fall. Polu is nearby. His eyes go wide and he makes a weak grasping motion, but he looks ready to barf.>You know what? Let her fall.>Catch her!>Mace is closest. Catch her, Mace!>Something else
>>938776>>938790while you have impeccable taste, best to leave it for post thread
[Last vote for the night. Sorry it's a short one.]
We're doing lists now? I guess mine is:Jane > Hana = Laki > Keira > Val>>938797>Catch her!
>>938797>Catch her!Obligatory, princess carry catch I assume.
>>938797>Mace is closest. Catch her, Mace!>Catch her! Supporting Mace
>>938776Just switch Keira and Laki and have a > instead of an equals sign and that's my list.
>>938797>>Catch her!it's what Herb is all about, that it will infuriate her is just an added bonus.
>>938797>Catch her!Good thing the Hydreigon weakened her first, her catch rate is probably garbage.>>938799Megumin can't be a Bellossom, they don't learn Explosion.
>>938797>>Catch her!No reason not to. And that was unexpectedly civil coming from Hydreigon! I'm glad he's warming up to people.
[As a heads up, catching requires a roll]
>>938808Ah fuck it Laki>Keira>Hana>Val>Jane
>>938797>Catch her!Of course she's going to think we're making moves on her.Mace isn't exactly a soft landing. If Gobbs were closest, I'd go for that.
>Look up Hydreigon>Not even 6 feet tall>350 lbs>>938828Can we just take 1?
>>938828Do we also roll if Mace Catches?Either way I'm fine rolling the dice!
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>938828Rollllllllll
>>938819that's Erika the grass gym leaderthey do look a lot alike though
rolling is fine
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>938828Hey, I'm game if you are.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>938828
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>938845Way to ruin it, pal.
>>938849to bad none of those count because we are still in the voting period and the rolling comes after that
>>938797>>Mace is closest. Catch her, Mace!
Gobble didn't ask for a roll yet, do those rolls count?
[Okay! Roll for real now]
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>938864
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>938864
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>938864
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>938864Oh geez
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>938864If we fail this she's going to blame Herb for this whole thing.Come on, nat 1!
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>938864Channel macho machamp
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>938864I hate you Jane
>>938866look at all of those dubs
>>938870Even if we succeed she's going to blame us for the whole thing.
>>938874I kinda like her, she just needs to be put in her place HARD.
>>938867~<3I think jane has potential as a waifu even if she's annoying now, the ones you gotta work for tend to be best.
>>938867Secret badass goes to regular badass. The dream is real, people.
>>938886I think the more relevant rule in her case is "don't stick it in crazy".
>>938884just gotta use hot lawful dickings. She'll become normal eventually>>938892>everyone was looking up at the dragon
>>938892Till Jane over-reacts and throws herb into the mud.
>>938892I love how unlucky everyone is in our proximity. It never gets old we are Murphy's Law!
>>938895That can't be Jane, she's already retarded.
>>938895>that filenameHarsh, but accurate.
>>938894You can stick it in crazy just remember to pull out or wrap it up
>>938901Yeah, pathfinder is kinda trash. Been surprised with how not terrible 5e is
>>938901It's why i switched to Fifth Edition.
Hydreigon bares fangs and snaps at Jane as if to prove a point while it takes off, making her raise her arms.You dash forward. Once again you see Hana moving, but you’re faster and closer.You leap over a tray, around the splayed out Gobble, and manage to get your legs straightened out before slipping too far ahead. You just sort of close your eyes, reach out, and hope for the best.Nobody came crashing down. You open your eyes.You’re holding her hand and the small of her back. Her eyes slowly flutter open. Her chest heaves up and down as her fit, curvy body strains against her small black dress.Her eyes goes from shocked and excited to narrow and suspicious. She almost pushes herself away and into the mud, but restrains herself and pulls herself up instead, bumping into you thanks to her stuck heel. She jerks it out of the mud with her strong leg while keeping her eye on you.She seems to strain her mind to find a way to blame Hydreigon and her fall on you, but comes up with nothing. “Okay, John. I’ll admit it. You’re a worthy rival. But don’t forget how our last battle went. You might be charming everyone else with your food and dipping, but I’m keeping my eyes on you.” She grins that competitive grin of hers. “I’m looking forward to our next showdown.”That’s about the nicest thing you’ve heard her say to you.Bella harrumphs. Hana doesn’t seem to have any words. She seems too shy to really say anything at the moment. You shoot her a look that says that you’re surprised you managed to catch her too.You check to see if anyone else saw. All other eyes are on the skies as Hydreigon does another pass before leaving.[Thanks for coming, everyone. No thread tomorrow, but maybe possibly Thursday. We'll see]
>>938933Someone saw! Thanks again for running Gobble
>>938933Thanks for running Gobble!Princess Laki time when1?
>>938933That was Jane being nice. It's about what I expected.Thanks for running, Gobble. Rest well.
>>938933Thanks for running Gobble!
>>938933Looking forward to next time Gobble. Thanks for running.Never think you're not appreciated.
>>938933Thanks for running, Gobble!
>>938933Thanks for running Gobble I enjoyed our bonding with Gobble and I hope we see more Polu and Herbs family I really like them I know we'll not see much of the family after we leave the first island but it's been great so far.I also enjoyed the Jane stuff, I will continue my campaign to waifu her for as long as I can
>>938950Jane's more of a sidewaifu
>>938933Amazing! Thank you Gobble, good night!
>>938933Yeah! We're making steps towards befriending the hell out of Jane. I'm looking forwards to accidentally wooing her before telling her that we're just not looking for a romantic relationship right now.Great thread tonight, 8/4.
>>938950>date Jane>catches us looking at porn>competition.jpeg>power sucks Herb dry
>>938950I really like Herb's older sister. She's exactly like how I'd treat a little brother like Herb. haha
>>938974I want to see how Bella reacts to Herbs family
>>938976That would be great, yeah.Meeting all our mons really.
>>938971"Oh, that's the kind of stuff you like? Tch, she's not even all the way down. I could go all the way down. I bet you I could even get your balls in my mouth at the same time.">"What? No, I..""Oh you don't think i can,is that it? That's it! Whip it out we're doing this right now!"
>>938950>>938953>John might be making me retarded with his dick, but I'm still dominant in bed! I'm winning!
>>938996That'd be pretty impressive given Herb's massive 8-Inch dong. Jane's probably the sort to take sex as competitive, rather than cooperative, and that's a real shame. Hot the first few times, but overall a shame.Can't wait to get the scene where Val is gossiping with the other girls about boys, and the subject turns to Herb.>"Herb? I guess he's well-intentioned. Nice enough guy.">"Really? I think he's brave.">"Yeah, he's actually kind of badass.">"And his penis is enourmous!"
>>939008HanaLakiKeira Then everyone turns to Keira asking what did she say?
>>939016That's the gist of it, yeah.
>>939008>>"And his penis is enourmous!"Not>"And hes a barbarian!"
>>939029Yeah, that'd probably be better. The idea I'm going for is that Val doesn't experience any of our high points firsthand, but all of them secondhand.We'll likely just end up impressing her further down the line though. I'm hoping for a doubles competition.
>>939040>Inb4 we save her from getting mugged by the Loanah Team, with the frying pan.
>>939008This is perfect. Gobble pls
When Bella gets older and evolved we really should see if she can create a move to create a terrain altering move like electric terrain or misty terrain for poison. it'd help a lot.
Just to make a note of it, the pastebin needs to have "and arms" changed to "an arm" and Pikipek needs to be added to Val's Pokemon list.
>>938974yeah its almost like Gobble has experience being an older sister...
>>939189We all have onee-chan experience in our hearts anon
>>938998I can get behind this idea.>>938933Late thanks for running.
>>939008and then Herb has to dodge Laki and Hana's attempts to confirm itmust stay pure to corrupt Kiera
>>939485>Inb4 we get tied down by the girls.>Inb4 they faint from the shock of seeing our bronze cannon.>Inb4 Keira was the one who planned the whole thing.
>>939532>>939485when did we get the 8"?& I want to see herb tied down, not surprised anon's choices have made them think we're gay so far
>>939535Last thread. I started an unofficial roll for it, and an anon rolled for a regular penis. Then someone rolled for girth. In diameter, in inches. I dunno why everyone earlier was thinking it was a roll for circumference. Anyway, we ended up with something that would terrify most women. Which is why I laughed when Val said we weren't sexually threatening.
>>939532>bronze cannonThat's a new one. I like it. Though I really do hope we've seen the last of Herb being molested. If being tied up is his kink though, I'm all for it.We need a good collection of slang for Herb's Rare Bone. His Poison Point. His Big Mushroom. His Honor Of Kalos. His King's Rock. His Lagging Tail. His Power Herb. His PP Max. His Stick. His Thick Club. His White Flute. His Lightning Rod.>>939540I think it's definitely 4"circumference. Diameter wouldn't make any sense.
HERB IS NOT FOR SEXUALat least not until marriage
>>939544We impressed a girl who has spent a significant portion of her life naked and surrounded by naked people. If we are the literal biggest that she has seen with only a 4" circumference, it would seriously surprise me.
>>939544>>939550It was girth, you people better know the formula
>>939008>Jane's probably the sort to take sex as competitive, rather than cooperative, and that's a real shame. Hot the first few times, but overall a shame.I figure she'd mellow out after awhile. Hot dickings tend to do that. She'd still be competitive and raise our kids with a fighting spirit, but not be crazy about it. Herb's influence would counteract that a lot, too.
>>939548>>939548herb is for getting drugged & raped by his harem while dreaming of making clothes & having his Pokemon playfully pounce on him, then tasting some new kind of rock candy he's made as polu joins in
>>9395508 inches long though. I very well know that 8/4 is a noodle doodle, or "needle dick." 8/6 would be more likely. But 8 inches is impressive regardless of girth.Plus I don't think she's actually seen a lot of penis. Femal clergy.
>>939560She was raised in a secluded place without many boys around. The only dicks she probably saw are those of dead people she helped prepare for whatever the funeral process is.Dead dick shrinkage is a real thing.
So who else is waiting for this scene with Jane?
>>939596I like it.I think we've already made progress. She isn't hissing and screeching at our touch. She said she looks forward to our next encounter. She's starting to see us as a rival instead of an enemy. Maybe not a friendly rival, but mutually respectful.
honestly the best ending would be Herb making enough money with his Snorlax blackmail/review business to buy a private island. He lives there with his ranch of pokemon and harem of every girl that ever met him. Herb lives out his days in peace, dramatically impacting the gene pool of the Loanah, so that half of the natives now have sandy blond hairGood Ending, everyone gets their waifu, and Herb gets to raise a big family
>>939653I'd rather not just have the same ending as last quest.
>>939656but did Kat change the gene pool of an entire nation?I don't want the ending, it's just the easiest ending
>>939666if satan's against it, it can't be that bad
>>939672Satan has pretty good taste with that whole layer of lust going on.
>>939683I rest my case
>>939683To be fair, I'm pretty sure more lesbian MCs have had children with girls than het MCs.
>>939544Fucking hell. How did I forget Pocket Monster!? It's right there! Oh, and Great Rod.
Who would be the best mom?
>>939924Gym MILFnot Hana
>>939924top 3 would be keira, jane and hana (if she could have kids)laki just doesn't come off as a good mom yet as much as I like her, val...don't know enough.
>>939924thinking about it again, it might be a moot point, as herb seems like he'd enjoy being a house husband so he'd probably cover most of the mom jobs.
>>939924Laki, no question! All other girls are shit!
>>939943Keira's my number one choice, but I'm not sure she'd be the best mom. Not due to her personality, but spirits and babies doesn't sound like a good comboJane(after enough dickings to make her sane) seems like a person that would push their kid really hard into sports or in schoolLaki could be a good mom if she practices with Bella and gets a handle on her self destructive tendencies.
>>939950Herb would totally be a trophy husband. The only question is how his wife managed to bag him. I can only imagine the ways in which the different girls would have proposed to him.
>>939924Laki's been really great with Bella so far. Clearly she's best choice.Can Keira have kids? Would she send our kid off to her cult to live without her family for however many years?Can hana have kids?
>>939971In Jane's Defense she would never want a divorce or to hurt the relationship. That happened to her and she seems like she'd be vehemently against screwing up her kids life that way. (She may be overly competitive and burn the kids out though.)
>>940002eh, with herb there to support them it'd be hard to burn them out, still a concern but not as much of one.
>>940002Jane would go full tiger mom, I guarantee it >>939924Easily Laki, she's shown the most motherly tendencies with Bella, she's pretty good at it.
>>940007I'd worry she'd be one of those sports parents.OKAY KIDS TIME TO BATTLE POKEMON! 24/7Herb might try and help but I've seen a lot of kids with talent get so much baseball shoved down their throats they just don't give a fuck about it.I had two kids who's mom was great and always tried to get their dad to let off the throttle and it just didn't happen. They both totally tuned out of baseball by their late teens.
>>940011Yeah. The kids would be disciplined and be forced to have talents/skills. But they might be miserable.
>>939972Keira would probably either present the blue feather or just say "Let's get married!" when she saw a wedding.Laki would choke out her words proposing at the end of a romantic date she set up.Jane would just tell us we needed to propose to her soon. Maybe even how she wanted it done.Not as sure about Val or Hana. We haven't really seen much in the way of strong attention from Val, but I assume she would do something poetic. Have a little speech prepared. I don't know what would happen if we even kissed Hana, let alone wifed her.
>>939998Priestesses /can/ get married, I would assume that meant they can have kids as well. We don't know nearly enough about the native religion, but I doubt priesthood is a hereditary trait. Hana can't have kids>>940007Herb would be the cool dad that makes amazing food when his kids have friends over
>>940022So Hana route means adopting a little girl named Kat before she has a horrible childhood.
>>940024hana got her prosthetics from the Robin institute, Kats already had her childhood and her adventure.
>>939998>>940022That's actually a really good question. How does one get into the religious figures in this society as a child? Not likely to have children considering their origins, and they talk about marriage so it's not like priestesses go around, hit it, and quit it. Maybe they expect random people with a kid to give them their own. "Right, kid's mine. Talk to the angery Volcarona spirit if you have a problem with it."
>>940024or making one like Mewtwo
>>940022>Hana can't have kidsNot with that attitude.
>>940024Timelines don't match up. This quest takes place after the after story of the last one. We do know which orphanage it could be though.
>>940028Oh my god. IF Herb ever visits an orphanage Herb needs to make the little girls princess costumes.
>>940031Hana has been a Mew this whole time?!?
>>940021>Laki would choke out her words proposing at the end of a romantic date she set up.C-cute
>>940021depends, do we make a bunch of innuendoes while doing it?We should find out more about the native dating/marriage process
>>940022>Hana can't have kidsWhat if we try over and over again? Like, all the time, really hard?
>>940103>It's a Christmas miracle! Herb and Hana have done the impossible! Throgh faith they conceived a child when science told them it was not possible!>God 1, Science 0!
>>940111>cucked by Arceus>cunt doesn't even give her limbs back
>>940111Praise mew!>>940098Absolutely. If we're the deviant who believes in monogamy, we shoukd know about it.
>>940111>Throgh faithIf by faith you mean Hana's sex drive and Herb's restorative, vitality assisting food beating the odds.
>>940127I don't think it would be Herb's foodIt would be Herb himself, he radiates cures for anything that ails you
>>940186so far, this is true>Jane becoming less insane with just a few meetings>Hana becoming more confident despite augmentations>Laki acting slightly more responsible(with Bella at least)>Keira got offHerb is a fucking panacea, we need to find people who are even more broken
>>940212>we need to find people who are even more brokenonly if they're girls, we seem to have a neutral effect on guys.
>>940212It's our auraFairy/Grass probably translates into healing like properties
>>940229well, we haven't really tested it with guys. Polu is pretty well adjusted and I doubt people are gonna want to help him get off
So teaching Protect to Gobble to piss off Jane when Hitmonlee tries to do stuff sound fun to anyone else?
>>940912That would be hilarious off coruse there is a cheap ass formula to use in 3v3. Gluttony Snorlax uses Bellydrum then eats held Custap berry then explodes. Have ghosts or pokemon with telekinesis in when he does it.
>>940942With the way gobble has been acting, he most defiently dosen't have gluttony>>940912>hitmonlee uses hi jump kick>protect>focus punch>rolls a hundred
>>940251I think there are about five of us who would.
>>940942>>941043Thick Fat according to the Pastebin.>>941042Yep, Gobble is stocking up for winter.
>>941056>check pastebin>Bella is going to get technician
>>941081Looking like Magical Leaf and Weather Ball are gonna be nice and powerful.
>>941098need to check her hidden power too
>>941113I know they aren't the best. But I'm hoping it is Dragon or Fairy.
>>941123I think hidden power rock actually covers most of her weaknesses. Sandstorm weather ball would be better though.
I probably already know the answer I'm going to get, but how do people feel about Null and Silvally? I know they kinda need the UB storyline to show up, but I think it'd be a neat mon to raise.
>>941810Eh it'd be out of place here. Like badly.
>>941810I love the shit out of them because I have a soft spot for the whole "tragic chimera finding acceptance" thing, but they really have no business showing up in this quest.That's just how it goes.
>>941814>>941815I think it could work, Gobble has spun great narratives before.
>>941810What the others said.>>941825That isn't what people are saying. Type: Null was made to kill ultra beast by a very specific group of people. It wouldn't fit the lore so far.
>>941810iirc only 3 nulls were created, the one gladion uses, the one he gives to the main character and one other, running into that single remaining null would take some doing considering its in some sort of stasis last I checked
>>941825It's literally shoehorning in a meh mon that is a unique/legendary for no reason. When we picked up Aria it was because of super flute duet with a magic flute and caught her interest. With Lugia which was mind snared by the evil professor. It's like say oh hai free Arceus for no discernable reason. The mons do not fit the narrative.
>>941832We had Mewtwo with no Team rocket to fund the scientist creating him, I think you're concerned with the wrong thing. Gobble could make some other group create it, but you're right in that it doesn't fit the tone of the story yet/at al
>>941839We actually never went into that much detail with Mewtwo, he could have been from Team Rocket. Honestly I just want no fucking legendary Pokemon.. Not even the really shit ones. When we made Herb he was a pretty average guy As time goes on he will find his thing, but I'd like to have not that crazy of a team of Pokemon.
>>941839This Mewtwo has also been out in the wild for a while and has a reputation for killing people. It could very be THAT Mewtwo that fucked off and Violet lucked into finding it in solitude. Regardless, Type null and silvally don't fit the narrative.
would the tapus fit the narrative? if so how do you think those encounters are going to go considering how unstable most of the tapus are personality wise.
>>941845The Tapus fit at first glance, but they actually don't. The Tapus are 100% Alolan. While the region has some similar themes, it is not Alola. There is different culture and more than 4 islands.
>>941842>>941843I mean I only asked because I was bored and I like discussing stuff in these threads. Especially new/interesting mon
>>941851I have a personal love of Sandygast, but it being a pretty malicious ghost type means I doubt we are going to be getting one.
>>941845Again, they could, but since they are region locked and made to fit a specific area, I'd rather not. Mewtwo, Meloetta(s), Arceus, Palkia, Giratina and the rest we encountered wander a LOT they have no real set territory and have a huge amount fo freedom in their purpose. Type Null, Silvally, the Tapus don't. Hell a Solgaleo or Lunala would be more likely than they.
>>941825I'm a fan of them, but it doesn't fit the narrative and sense of the quest. Herb isn't gonna be toppling a conspiracy(at least, not yet), this quest is much more about growing up. It would be out of place to have a legendary pokemon owned by a guy who will (most likely) not become a professional batler for the rest of his life. Herb's sister kinda shows the normal process, going on an adventure while you're maturing, then settling down and getting a real job. Not everyone can save the world, but the challenges you face in even a small adventure feel monumental for the people impacted by them.
>>941855My hope is with how much Herb is cooking and his general attitude he can become a Culinary Arts teacher or something, maybe his Pokemon can be aids or such.
>>941849yeah, I can see that... what other new legends are there... theres that unreleased mythical marshadow, basically a ghost/fighting chibi kenshiro...>>941853sandygast is cool, and it fits with the sand storm idea we had for mace as its unique healing move heals 75% in sand, but yeah, its born from blood drenched sand where someone died so...
>>941855>Legendary Do people really think Null is a legendary? It's just man made in few numbers...
>>941863Magearna, which was surprisingly hated when I brought it up.
>>941867I wouldn't see us having one on the team, but running into one might be cool.
>>941872Iunno, it's cute and has a decent-ish backstory s'also got some cool moves.
>>941864It is considered a legendary in the code.>>941867>>941872Gonna be honest, pretty much hate all the mythical Pokemon.
oooooohhh, thoughts on getting a rotom fridge/frost form?
>>941864so was MewtwoPersonally I see them as legendries for that exact reason. There are 3 total. Some legendries are an entire species of pokemon that are just so rare that most people see them as myths(Manaphy). When pokemon are that rare, they kinda join the ranks of legendary, even if they are manmade or not as powerful
>>941882I think the beauty of rotom in a quest is it changing into whatever appliance it wants.
>>941882Rotom could be fun, make up for the Porygon we passed on last time. It being a ghost would make it tricky, but pretty fun. Also Rotom High Tech Pan form. Steel / Electric.
>>941882Herb would love it for food storage, so we'll see?
>>941886>not wanting a sentient hotplateits like you want a soggy crust
>>941894Well it can be so many things. I just wanted to see some Pan action.
>>941882I think Heat Rotom would be better. A portable oven would open up a lot of cooking opportunities given we mostly just have the frying pan otherwise.
>>941898true, I just like the fridge cause ice/electric is really great stab coverage... if only it learned more than just blizzard as an ice move.
Okay howabout mon you would've liked to see but don't want to push because of repeat typings? I think mine would've been Chansey or Blissey, I just like their designs and in a quest like this the movepools would be crazy. But we have Gobble so no repeating normal typing.
>>941898>>941907Fridge is probably more useful since you can heat things up with fires, but pretty hard to cool things off.>>941909Even if we ignore repeat typing, their stat lines are so close it would be boring. Both are super high HP and Special Defensive lines.
>>941909Leavanny, Tsareena, Toxapex
You know who could be a fun fire type from Pollution Island? It even gets gluttony!
>>941909i'd like to see toxapex, but bella's part poison so... we'd probably have run some crazy set using its auto-crit poisoned targets ability.also any fossil pokemon, but we have mace.>>941919heatmor got a new unique move this gen iirc, fire lash which always lowers defense when it hits, sadly its physical rather than special...
>>941913Fair enough, I've just always liked the pink eggs >>941917Oh man Toxapex would've been kinda neat. Oh, Lycanroc and Tyranitar >>941919Not my favorite gen 5 mon but not one I hate
>>941922Heatmor also has a pretty big and diverse movepool. It just kinda suffers from the same problem this guy does of being a slow, mixed attacker. Gobble also said Tynamo are native to this region.
>>941927Oh I adore Elektross and his line, so cool. I think the only electric type I'd like even more is the Elctabuzz line
>>941927huh, looking into heatmor, it also got access to flare blitz this gen....as for eelektross, I bet we could run a weird set with coil (to boost accuracy) and zap cannon along with drain punch for recovery. too bad its slow otherwise we could do 2 actions a turn like vlad did last quest and do shit like charge into zap cannon or double coil.
>>>/gif/9759287Dance party when?
>>941849It's weird because even though legendaries correspond to regions, and we totally expect Hobble to create new regions, we don't expect them to create new regional legendaries.>>941863Shore up restores 100% in a sandstorm. In this less rocket-tag system it's actually be pretty fucking broken.>>941882Oven or fridge would be perfect for Herb. 10/10>>941909Miltank or Skiddo. Either of the lines that can canonically be milked. Exeggcutor w/harvest too. Spinda.>>942114Soon, hopefully. I need to see Herb ballroom dance. He'd make such a handsome prince.
Guys here me outPykumuku
>>941839No, that was the Mewtwo Giovanni funded.Hornbeam was said to have worked on the project but left before it went to hell.
Am I the only one that doesn't care about repeat typings or stuff like that?That just means we have to get more creative sometimes, and steamroll certain gyms other times.
>>942416I care about it because it means some Pokemon will be sidelined in favor of using the Pokemon that is just better.Also autism, but mostly that first thing since last quest we had: 3 Dragons, 2 Psychics (Excluding Lugia), 2 Water, 2 Flying.
>>942427Oh yeah. That's a good point.
>>942429Like I think we used Nibbles twice once we got Oberon.
>>942431We hardly used Nibbles to fucking start with. I yelled at everyone during the quest like a LOT of people did, to not just catch more mons.
>>942438Well at least we didn't take Sneasel. And yeah, 12 is way too many. I really hope we keep the number at 6 this quest, with like 8 at the absolute most. Also any Pokemon we don't have on us needs to be helping back at home.
>>942442>Send a Lucario home"I knew it! My little brother is gay. AND a furry!"
>>942444The forbidden word has been spoken.
>>942444>Send a Gardevoir home.Well maybe he's not gay aftera...>MALEI KNEW IT!
>>942449That'd make for some interesting noncanon lewdbins
>>942444>>942449Better than us and a Salazzle
>>942522Nah, Salazzle is cuter.
>>942524The other two aren't canon fetish bait.
>>942524Salazzle are sluttier than than Jane in a who can suck more dick competition dude. They are fetish bait mons.
>>942528Not canon, but they're definitely fetish bait.>>942529So? We're talking non-canon lewdbin.
>>942537>Pokefucking>Even in lewdbinsYou are writing one yourself then?
What would be everyone's favorite sexual position?
>>942539I'll let you know once I've tried one.
>>942539Hana would want it hard and rough, probably doggy style. Laki would want to hold hands and fuck in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction.
>>942554I'm talking about the characters, but sorry m8
>>942539>>942554>>942565Oh. You meant the characters.
>>942565>Laki>Not riding on top and grinning while she works her kegels muscles
>>942565>Laki would want to hold hands and fuck in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction.this happens after she is dominating Herb and he's so sweet that she melts
>>942573She's probably more experienced since she went to the Olympic Everyone knows about what happens in the OlympicsBut that's also a negative since she's less pure
>>942606>le purity Nigga please
>>942606The only purity we need to worry about is Herb's. We should see to it that his first time is with someone he trusts and when he's good and ready. Don't let him get drawn into something he'll regret at the first sign someone's into him.
>>942606It would be funny if the more experience Laki was blown away by Herb in bed.At the start of it she'd be all:>"I'm going to rock your world, Small Hands"As time goes on she gets into it and starts to lose herself. Not because of hot rough fucking, but from loving, gentle, deep dickings that reach (metaphorically) all the way to her heart.All culminating in a slowly built-up, world shattering orgasm with happiness and laughter.
>>942678Like the kind with tightly drawn together bodies, faces gently held in in a lover's hands, foreheads against each other as they gaze into each other's smiling eyes?I can see that once everybody's worked past their first-time butterflies. It would be sweet. And hot, too.
>>942678>hands slowly grasp each other and fingers intertwine>"I love you, Laki."
>>942717Ah, those three magical words: Eight inch dick
Hana be all the opposite:>Nice romantic date somewhere>Walk her somewhere alone>Herb holds her hand, kisses her on the cheek>"hope I'm not moving too fast with her.">It begins.jpeg>Hana all over him>Ramps it up from makout to heavy petting to full on penetration in record time.>Things get intense>"You want me to stick it where?">"You want to put your finger where?">"W-why are you wearing all that latex?">Laying in bed>Hana smoking. "Sorry for being such a prude on the first date. I'm old fashioned"
>>942789meanwhile Keira builds a nest
>>942823I laughed. Could almost see something like that happening.Maybe one of the older priestess trained her wrong as a joke.
>>942789I'm not the only one worried that she'd crush us, am I? Like, if she can dent steel, imagine what she could do to a penis. A leg-lock could turn into a few broken ribs. She'd either have to be very very in control, pick positions to strategically keep her prosthetics off of us, or take them off/turn them off entirely."Flip me over, Herb.""I'm trying!"Although you do give me an idea. With a male MC, we get to introduce a new element of lewd. Novelty condoms! Ribbed, flavored, glow-in-the-dark, studded.Am I the only one here who thinks a lady taking charge of birth control by bringing a female condom is hot? Because I think it's just a little hot.>>942823Thank you for the new kink, friend.
>>942839It is kinda hot.
>>942838>We've been traveling with Keira for a few months now>Camped out in the jungle on quest for the mythical Baga Fruit that increases the sensitivity of your tastebuds>Keira disappears one morning