Episode 5 starts in 12 hours
Ill prolly be asleep then. Damn
>>901099That day of the week arrived! Eagerly waiting for tonight's session.
Hell yeah, it's still going.
RULES4000 Life PointsFirst turn drawField spells don't destroy each otherMonsters without flip effects are summoned in face up defence position instead of setDuring the protagonists turn he will play cards/ perform actions that get postedThere is no list of cards in his hand you must choose from, you can choose any cardCards that don't fit the FIRE theme of the protagonists deck or OP cards cost fate points
You're on your way to school after been woken up at 06:00 for Dad's exercise regime.
After staying up late doing something and getting up early you're extremely tired, Mr Granch never let's you sleep in his class.
good news though! Dad gave you some cash (after incinerating your breakfast)
Not to mention todays Friday, which means instead of normal class and actual education, students roam the campus playing cards games. A perfect opportunity to find a safe sleeping spot.
you're always on the wrong timezoneand go find a spot to nap
("Yes, I need to find a spot to nap but where?")
>>903501under a tree? I dont know
>>903501Find an empty classroom or the library, you gotta be quite in the library
("hmm maybe under a tree, or a empty classroom... no wait! The library! Only person from my year who hangs out there is Chad")"Good morning Anon, how are you?"
>>903530>pretty good, you?
"Pretty good Mike, you?"
"You don't look 'pretty good' Anon..."
"I'm doing great Anon!""We heard that you ran off with a boy from Mrs Longbottoms class yesterday and dueled in an underground arena against an evil duel cult and then defeated Mr Granch in a duel AND THEN got away with it! What happened yesterday?"
"you're hanging out with Jason now?"
>>903648Duel the chick to be your girlfriend.
>>903743No, Jason will be our girlfriend!
>>903648Well he was a pretty good partner in that underground tag duel
("I can't decide, I want both to be my gf!")
>>903883hold out for now, not enough waifu candidates to decide yet
>>903883Just keep going to the library, too tired to think about waifus. Sleep calls us
"Sorry guys I'd love to tell you about it but right now I REALLY need to get to the library so I can sleep"
"Sure thing Anon, we'll come with, If anyone challenges you we'll take them on for you, right Gwen?"
"r-right, i've got you Anon! If you want"
Thank our friends for their assistance
"Thanks guys, come on let's go"
"Hey Guys! Anyone wanna duel?"
"No thanks Cindy, we're kinda in the middle of something"
"Up for a duel fellas?"
"Moe thank you, I mean no thank you perhaps another time"
"Hey Anon!""Wanna duel?""Duel MEEEE""Let's duel""It's time to duel""I challenge you to a childrens card game!""Hey guys wanna duel?"
>>904571Duel them all AT THE SAME TIME.
"Whew finally made it to the library"
>>904585Yes but I assume there is a gate keeper or Chad here to stop us from napping
>>904581("All of them!?")
"Hold it right there Anon! You and me are dueling right now!"("Huh? Some guy from Jason's class is challenging me")
>>904640"Fuck off I'm going too sleep"Pass out And fall on the floor
"Uh want me to take care of this guy Anon?"
"A-Anon!? Wow I wonder why he's so sleepy"
>>904779Dream of what your father calls the best time of his life,Vietnam
>>9047793am last night
"Huh!? He must of been so scared of me he fainted, wake him up for me tie-boy"
"Uh Gwen, can you take out this guy? I'll take Anon into the library"
"Okay, take care of Anon for me. Sweet dreams"
("Where am I?")
"V jbhyq fhttrfg cvapuvat lbhefrys xvqqb""huh!?"
"Oh right, I fell asleep after that guy tried to duel me, I guess I'm dreaming"
>>904974Learn the secrets of the Universe from your sleepwalking42
"Umm so uh what should I do now? I've never been 'awake' in my own dream before"
>>904956I don't think the file's name adequate in this quest.>>904989Meditate or something. Fall asleep in your dream.
"42?""What does that mean?"
>>904989Materialize: Dark magician girlHard Mode: The whole "Magician Girl" archetype
("Dark Magician Girl MATERIALIZE")
"It worked![/spoiler] Sort of"
>>905099Oh, look at that, you forgot her clothes. How silly of you
This episodes lewd image
Meanwhile on the other side of the universe"My draw!"
"I banish Amarylease from the graveyard, now I can tribute summon a monster for one less tribute!"
"Now I tribute my Revival Jam to summon"
"Ultimate Obedient Fiend!"
"Obliterate that Red-eyes!"
>>905129Oh, she had everything in order then
"This is great, huh where did the jungle go?"
>>905140Who cares? Fire waifu time!Or look around until we see something vaguely symbolic, then
"Where did my harem go?"
"Hello there Anon, fancy seeing you here""Wait a minute! I know that boring and diabolical voice!"
>>905166Man, were you THIS slep deprived? Better work on correcting that sleep schedule, boi
"Evil Overlord Granch? Seriously? You want to duel me again?""Well your part right, I want to duel you Anon"
"Feel free to decline my challenge poor Anon, but if you do you'll get a penalty game"
>>905199Sure, okay. You are on
"Gooooooooood, let's duel"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHecCiA4uQ8
I guess I paced this episode badly, didn't even have a duel in it so I'll continue this thread as part 2 of the episode overmorrow. Starting the same time it started today.Thanks for your participation.I'll be monitoring the thread.Feedback Appreciated.Have a good one.
>>905339Eh, we just had low participation, that's all.If there were more of us, we would have turned this quest into a more interactive direction.I don't mind a "SOL" episode without dueling from time to time. It's okay.Also, Anon belongs to the Bisexual Master Race and is aiming for the golden endingNOICE
Great choice for most of your filenames, Boss.Don't worry too much about lack of participation; the season takes its toll on us anons.As >>905368 says, SOL/filler episodes, used sporadically, are nice.TARGET-LOCK AT THE GOLDEN HAREM ROUTE.
Sorry I'm a little late. Quest is back on now."Alright Anon, you go first, let's see what you've got"You:4000 Lifepoints6 cards (after draw)????4000 Lifepoints5 cards
I summon Blazing Inpachi in attack mode!I throw down two face down cards and end my dream-er turn.
"I summon Blazing Inpachi in attack mode!"
"I throw down two face down cards and end my dream-er turn!"(please declare what the facedown cards are)
>>909761Derp.Ring of Destruction and Mystical Space Typhoon
"My move, I place 2 cards face down and set a monster""Your move little Anon, don't hold back"
Your turnYou:4000 Lifepoints4 cards (after draw)Blazing InpachiRing of DestructionMystical Space Typhoon????4000 Lifepoints3 cards1 Facedown monster2 Facedown cards
>>909823During your end phase, I activate Mystical Space Typhoon, targeting the face down card on my left!
"During your end phase, I activate Mystical Space Typhoon, targeting the face down card on my left!""Excellent choice Anon, but I still have one more facedown"
>>909993Not after this Galaxy Cyclone, you won't!
Galaxy Cyclone costs 1 fate pointYou have 15 fatepoints"Oh please no Anon! That would make me completely defenseless!"
>>901099this is so cool
Just wanted to say that i'm lurking this thread although I'm too shit at YGO to actively participate.
>>910100Worth it! Do it!
"I activate Galaxy Cyclone! Your facedown card is destroyed!""Why thank you Anon"
>>910214Oh fuck! It was a trap!
>>910214Bullshiiiiiiiiiit. (of course we do attempt to destroy literally every facedown)Destroy Blazing Inpachi.Then banish it to summon Spirit of Flames.Then normal summon Flamvell Firedog.
>>910219He was grinning like a smug bastard, we should've seen it coming
"When Dark Coffin is sent to the graveyard you get two options: Discard one card or destroy one monster"[\red]
"I choose to destroy my Blazing Inpachi"
>>910309yell"Just Allow You to feel my wrath! I will avenge my card!"
"Just Allow You to feel my wrath! I will avenge my card!""Okay Anon, but it seems like you're the one who killed him"
>>910366oh.. right. Yeah. Well then I draw a card, if it's my turn.
"I banish Blazing Inpachi to summon Spirit of The Flames!"
"Now I summon Flamvell Firedog in attack mode!"
>>910420now shit's going down
>>910420I attack your monster with my Flamvell Firedoge!(once I destroy his monster, I can summon Hazy Flame Hydra with doge's effect, and have enough ATK on the board to win)
"I attack your monster with my Flamvell Doge! When Flamvell Doge destroys a monster I can summon a FIRE monster with 200 defence or less and I choose Hazy Flame Hydra!"
"Well then, it's a shame my facedown monster wasn't destroyed, Evoltile Westlo's Flip Effect activates!"
Guys, Molten Desctruction. Never forget about Molten Destruction
>>910536Holy shit, flip monsters sure have gotten strong lately, back when I played, almost all flip effect monsters had shit attack and defense
"Now I can Special Summon one Evolsaur from my deck"
>>910561we're fucking losing!
"I special summon Evolsaur Cerato, which gains 200 Attack points when summoned by an Evoltile"
>>910586shout 'Damn, Evil Nerd!'
>>910586shit fuckDestroy Westlo with Spirit of Flames.Set Blast with Chain and end my turn.
"Damn, evil Nerd!""Who are you calling nerd? I was waiting all night for you to sleep so I could duel you but you stayed up till 3 playing some stupid game! Now continue your battle phase."
"Spirit of the Flames! Roast that Westlo!"
"I place one card face down and end my turn"
"My turn then"You:4000 Lifepoints0 cardsFlamvell DogeSpirit of the FlamesRing of DestructionBlast with Chain??????4000 Lifepoints4 cards (after draw)Evolsaur Cerato (2100 ATK)
"Now stop me if you've heard this one, I summon Fire Hand in attack mode!"
"Fire Hand attacks Spirit of the Flames, since it's weaker Fire Hand gets destroyed and I lose 100 life points, but now its effect activates"
>>910805stop i've heard this one
>>910832"Too late it's done!""Using Fire Hands effect I destroy your Flamvell Fire Dog"
"And now I summon from my deck Ice Hand"
"Now Ice Hand attacks my bro Spirit of the Flames, I take 300 damage and Ice Hand's effect activates!"
>>910869Not so fast, I activate my trap cards!
>>910873Both of them or just the one Ice Hand targets (ring of destruction)? What are the targets?
>>910869>flashback to Mr. Granch's lesson on missing the timingFirst, I'll activate my Blast with Chain, targeting my Spirit of Flames.But I'll chain the effect of my Ring of Destruction, targeting your Ice Hand!With this, your monster will be destroyed, and it won't be able to activate its effect since the last thing to occur was not its destruction, but my monster gaining ATK!
"Not so fast, I activate my trap cards!""First, I'll activate my Blast with Chain, targeting my Spirit of Flames.But I'll chain the effect of my Ring of Destruction, targeting your Ice Hand!With this, your monster will be destroyed, and it won't be able to activate its effect since the last thing to occur was not its destruction, but my monster gaining ATK!"
(Ring of Destruction damages you)"Argh!"("What's this sharp pain!?")"Oh did I forget to mention? This is a shadow game. Everytime you take damage you get a little shock treatment. And of course, when you lose you'll get a penalty game"
>>910918>>910918oh fuck I thought this was just a dream
>>910918Shadow Game? Just say what it is: Satanic Ritual
>>910918Get woken up by Gwen
>>910932but muh dyueru! I can still win!
(He takes 1400 damage from Ring of Destruction)"This is a dream but this shadow game is real. I was summoned by someone to 'test' promising students, you were targetted thanks to your little escapade yesterday. After that I simply watched you, waiting for your dreams, for some alone time. These conditions are just to *motivate* you to duel properly"
>>910932She's a little busy right now"I activate Black Fire Bullet! You take 2400 damage. I win. gg."
"Now where was I? Ah yes I was about to attack your Spirit of the Flames with my Evolsaur Cetaro"
>>910977But my monster has higher ATK than your monster!Your monster will be destroyed!
"But my monster has higher ATK than your monster!""Your monster will be destroyed!"
"Yes, but not by battle! I activate rush recklessly boosting my attack by 700!"
"Kill it! Kill it now!"(You take 600 damage)
"When a monster equiped with Blast with Chain is destroyed I can destroy one of your monsters"
>>911023That's only when it's destroyed by a card effect
>>911023>>911027Nevermind then disregard that
"When Cerato destroys a monster I add an Evoltile monster from my deck to my hand"
"I place one card face down and end my turn I would recommend destroying this one"
Your moveYou:2000 Lifepoints1 card (after draw)empty field??????2500 Lifepoints2 cards (1 is an Evoltile)Evolsaur Cerato (2100 ATK)Face down card
>>904956"I would suggest pinching yourself kiddo"
>>911054(Shit, this guy's even tougher than my Dad.)I activate the spell card, Pot of Greed! This card allows me to draw the top 2 cards of my deck, adding them into my hand!
>>911065Okay for 3 of your 14 Fate points
>>911054Could we activate Swords of Revealing light, or does that not coincide with our deck theme?
>>911080Right now I'm thinking Snatch Steal / Brain Control along with, say, Solar Flare Dragon
>>911080Nah swords of light are good in a burn deck>>911083both of those for 2 fate each
>>911090I choose... a second pot of greed
("Shit this guy's even tougher than my Dad")("I hope I draw a good card this t- haha YES")(11 Fate Points)
"I activate my Pot of Greed, would you like to know what it does?""no""It allows me to draw two cards from my deck"
("Excellent, I can sense his dueling spirit burning brightly, he might be just what I've been searching for, let's see what he does next")
"I activate another Pot of Greed! This card allows me to draw two cards from my deck!"(8 Fate Points)
("Woah, feel that raw power! He's exactly what I'm looking for. Looks like my work here is done. May as well finish this duel though.")
>>911161Normal Summon Denko Sekka.Activate Snatch Steal on his Cerato.Attack with both for game.
>>911161Alternatively, Activate 3 copies of Tremendous Fire
"I activate 3 magic cards"
"Tremendous Fire: I take 500 damage, you take 1000!"
"The sensation of burning is nothing to me."
"Now see what's behind card#2! Poison of the Old Man! You take 800 damage"
("Ouch!, good thing I toned down the pain illusions for this shadow game that could've been really painful""Hey wait a minute, my Granch disguise is almost completely gone when did that happen? Oh well I don't need to blend in anymore, I already got what I came for, if his subconcious ejects me that's fine"
"Spell card 3 activate: Ookazi. Now you take 800 damage!"
"Haha! Well played Anon, well played. Feels like I'm about to fade out of your dream"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHecCiA4uQ8Okay looks like a good time to stop. Thanks for participating everyone. Next episode in 5 days, same time.
>>911273thanks OP, that was fun!
Excellent thread as usual, OP.
>>912896Love you man, no homo (maybe a little homo)