[Stress= 80]You pace your bedroom, grumbling to yourself and occasionally suppressing the urge to leave this shitty village behind and just let whatever god gives a fuck to deal with your goddamn problems. Seriously, how in hells name are you supposed to deal with a failing farm that seems to have a personal vendetta against you? You’ve tried corn, turnips, and even fucking potatoes, they all fail and you just fall further and further into debt to your ‘pal’ Ralph, while complaining about your FUCKING FARM you hear some banging on your door.“???, it’s time we had a talk about this debt you owe me”, Ralph and his fucking deep shitty voice thinking he’s hot shit because his father is one of the biggest land-owners in the kingdom. “C’mon ???, we can talk this out, we’re adults, we can solve this without me calling the boys over ‘ere.” And now he’s threatening you, fucking great, you wouldn’t mind talking your fathers old sword out from behind the door and telling hi-No, MAKING him fuck off.Alright, calm down-err, shit, do you even have a goddamn name? Funny how you’ve never noticed it until now. Maybe you should attempt to remember your name before you deal with Ralph?>Name yourself [Possible Stress Increase]>Lets just deal with this shithead first>GET THAT FUCKING SWORD RIP AND TEAR HIS GUTS [You'll probably die]
Rolled 5 (1d20)Relax, breath in, tell ourselves we're not edgy, we're smoothly
>>900316>>900392Alright, you're calm, you're cool, you're also Huntley motherfucking Penn. Why were you even so heated to begin with? You’ll eventually be able to turn your farm around, it’s not like you knew much about farming to begin with. You then hear your ‘buddy’ Ralph continue banging on your door like a madman, you really should’ve just let him in, he really doesn’t like waiting for his money, not like you’ve got any for him either.[Ability Gained: Relax][Stress reduced to 55]>Offer to take him to the tavern to talk things over, you'll try (and probably fail) at fixing his problem with women [Charisma] + [Lust (pls no) ]>Maybe you should just sit down for a spell, he’ll calm down eventually and you’ll be able to talk to then [Sloth] + [???]>Why should you be scared of him? Just open the damn door and deal with his shit. [Strength] + [Wrath]>[Custom action]
>>900566>Offer to take him to the tavern to talk things over, you'll try (and probably fail) at fixing his problem with women [Charisma] + [Lust (pls no) ]We have to take a chance!
>>900566>Offer to take him to the tavern to talk things over, you'll try (and probably fail) at fixing his problem with women [Charisma] + [Lust (pls no) ]Our lust for the best farm will not change. Use honeyed words and smooth this out. We don't need our tools broken in the morning.
>>900573>>900791>Lust YOU CHOSE THIS PATH, NOW YOU MUST LIVE WITH IT. Or you can just stop playing it’s up to youYou decide to leave your rather sparse bedroom to go open the door for your buddy Ralph, who is still pounding the door furiously, opening the door you decide to silence him before he starts to verbally abuse you. “Penn! You fuc-“ you quickly wrap an arm around his shoulders and begin walking towards the tavern, you hear something fizzle out and you assume that you must have disrupted his voice altering magics, Ralph looks surprisingly feminine for his rather masculine name. His voice quickly becomes something that you could consider ‘cute’.”W-What do you think you’re doing Penn! We were supposed to talk about how you were going to pay me!”. “Don’t worry about that buddy, I know EXACTLY how I’ll be paying you back, you’ll really appreciate it, I promise.” You say, winking at him. Ralph takes this in a way you weren’t exactly expecting stammering out his reply,”D-Don’t think you’ll be able to pay me off with s-sexual fav-“ you quickly cut him off before he can finish whatever he was saying, “I don’t think the Tavern women will be that easy Ralphie, besides we gotta talk before we get around to them.”, at least, you hope he was talking about the women.1/2
>>900839After a few sweet minutes of silently walking you arrive at the rather dingy looking tavern, suppose this was the best your village could offer, You find a seat at a table and Ralph sits on the opposite side of you, looking anywhere that isn’t you. You decide to break the proverbial ice. “So, Ralph…..”>So, I've been having trouble with the farm. I doubt i'll be able to pay you off this time around. Is there any other way I could work my debt off?>[Custom Action]
>>900875>So, I've been having trouble with the farm. I doubt i'll be able to pay you off this time around. Is there any other way I could work my debt off?Lets not beat around the bush. We got a farm and the land with not accept us.
Right, i'm going to go to sleep and start this gay shit up tomorrow morning. I'm sure that nobody gives a fuck though
>>900913See yea nigga
>>900875>So, I've been having trouble with the farm. I doubt i'll be able to pay you off this time around. Is there any other way I could work my debt off?
>>900895>>901503 >So, I've been having trouble with the farm. I doubt i'll be able to pay you off this time around. Is there any other way I could work my debt off?Ralph finally manages to look at you to respond, “Sooo, you’re telling me that you’ve been having trouble with your farm? Is that why delaying your payment for this long?” You nod at this, feeling rather nervous although you don’t let it show. “So,” Ralph continues, “What would you be willing to do for me? I wouldn’t mind allowing you to work for me as a servant for a few months until I decide that your debt has been paid off.” You don’t exactly like the look he has on his face nor the fact that his foot as been rubbing against your leg, you bat away his foot and give his offer some thought.>Yeah, fuck it. You’ll work for him for a time.>Is there anything else I can do that won’t involve directly working for you?>You’re going to need a few drinks before you can deal with his shit>Err, you okay Ralph? You’re acting plenty fucking weird>[Custom Action}
>>901651>[Custom Action}Rub his inner thigh. He might be more... agreeable this way.
>>902039O-okay, shit lad.Do me a solid and roll a 1d100.
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>902236Sure.
>>902506Damn. Couldn't it have been one point higher? Just one? I just ruined this wonderful joke with my roll.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>902236This quest dead?
>>902874Nah dog, I was busy doing some other shit for a bit, i'm about to finish writing some gay shit and i'll post it in a bit.
>>902874>>902506>68>Semi-lewd shitRather than responding to his offer of servitude you decide to reach under the table and caress his thigh, slowly moving moving towards his more sensitive parts, you stop when you reach his innermost thigh. You look towards Ralph and see his grinning face,”Go on, I’m waiting~”. Rather than allowing him to take charge you release your phero-Wait, WHAT?[Ability Gained: Release Pheromones] With this ability you’ll find it much easier to convince others to do just about anything with and for you.[Corruption: 15] The Corruption stat has replaced the STRESS rating, having a higher Corruption rating will make Penn (because you chose lust) more…Seductive? Sure, lets go with that. So, once you release your pheromones you have a heavily blushing Ralphie sitting uncomfortably close to you, his head resting under your chin.”D-Did you always smell this good P-Penn? M-Maybe I’ll excuse your debt if you allow me t-t-to…”. While you were intending on getting Ralph to get with some woman it seems that he’s rather smitten with you. You could always take advantage of his state and could get an even better offer from him.>RELEASE YOUR PHEROMONES AND LET THE GODS DECIDE YOUR FATE>Okay, maybe you should get him to release you from his debt completely >Take him home and CLAIM HIM AS YOURS (FtB)>Walk him back to his home and do NOT take advantage of his vulnerability >[Custom Action]Sorta feel like I fucked up with making this quest possibly lewd but whatever.
>>903035>Make him release us from our debtDon't want to give him cause to hate us more especially since he might have a group of people to kick our ass
>>903035>Okay, maybe you should get him to release you from his debt completely Still, we should give him... something in return.
>>903047>>903138>Okay, maybe you should get him to release you from his debt completelyWell, maybe you aren’t ready to fully take advantage of the situation but you aren’t going let this opportunity slip by. You poke Ralphs cheek to get his attention away from things that you aren’t sure you want him to focus on, “H-Huh? What’s wrong?”, you sigh before responding, “Ralphie, you wouldn’t mind letting this whole debt thing just disappear right? We’ve been friends for quite some time now, shouldn’t we just slip this under the rug?”. You haven’t noticed until now, but the innkeeper has been staring at you for quite some time, you try to ignore her and focus on the prize, getting out of fucking debt. >Roll 1d100 add +10 for him being smitten with you.
Rolled 96 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>903500All you need is love. We might not have it, but some freaky sex should be in, though.
Rolled 25 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>903560Dam player. I wonder if I should even risk rolling at this point. >>903500For freedom.
>>903560>106 Oh boyI'll finish writing a response tomorrow, i'm pretty tired and I've got it mostly written out. Sorry for being slow as fuck, i'll try to work out a way to get my posts out faster.
>>903567>>903560After twelve years of deleting, writing, and deleting and doing it over and over again I've finally managed to write something that still looks gross, sorry about that.A few moments of silence and you now have a VERY excited Ralph sitting on your lap grinning at you, “Of course! After all, you were planning on killing me to erase your debt anyways, right? Just like you did your mother?” You stare at him your mouth agape, not exactly understanding what he just said. You then look around the tavern to only see a white abyss surrounding you and Ralph. “Now,” Ralph continues, “Stop trying to pay off a fake debt to your fake farm and wake up, you’re embarrassing me.”You awake in a bed, and at the moment, can’t see shit due to the darkness. Your eyes quickly adjust and you notice…Ralph? Laying across your body lazily poking your nose, wait, does he have HORNS?! He grins showing his sharp canines, “Sorry about saying those things, it’s the only way to wake you from your weird dreams, well, there ARE other more exciting ways,” He ends with a fit of giggles. “Now, let’s go see your father, I’m sure he has something for you to do now that you’re up.” He rolls off the bed onto the floor before standing up. “Oh! My name isn’t Ralph, its X’Aduhn. Just thought I should tell you before you start calling me that horrid name.”>Fuck it, lets just go see….Your father?>Wait! You’ve got questions! [Just type whatever question you may have]>Err, ask Ral-X’Aduhn to help you out with a certain problem he caused [pls no] >"So, who are you even? I can't seem to recall anything about myself or even my father.">[Custom Action]
>>906573>"So, who are you even? I can't seem to recall anything about myself or even my father."
>>906573>"So, who are you even? I can't seem to recall anything about myself or even my father."Then we can see this father guy.
>>903035Lewd or not, I'm having fun.
>>906604>>906682>>906703>"So, who are you even? I can't seem to recall anything about myself or even my father."“So, err, X’Aduhn?” He nod, “Who are you exactly? I can’t seem to remember anything about myself or my…Father either.” X’Aduhn sighs before responding, “Well, I’m your personal Incubus assigned to you by your father. He was worried that during your Dreams you would end up somewhere that he would rather you didn’t and he, as I said earlier, assigned me to watch over you, both in your Dreams and out.”You nod at the information given to you, “Right, so why do you keep emphasizing the ‘Dream’ part? Is that something I should b-“ X’Aduhn rapidly shakes his head, his short raven-black hair moving with his movements, “I-I think it would be best for your father to explain that to you, now lets finish with your other questions so we can get to your father.” X’Aduhn looks you over and then giggles, he places a hand onto your forehead and rubs the sensitive nubs that seem to be the beginning of your horns, “Ooooh,” he starts, “I see you’ve been busy in your Dreams.” He then slaps a hand to his face and stifles a curse, “Right, got off track. Well, your Father is one of the few Great Barons of Hell, and you’re the result of…I-I don’t want to say too much but you’re the result of a mating between a Baron and a Human, any further questions about your demonic heritage can be answered by your father, I’m worried that he’ll be displeased with my sub-par answers. Now, we really should go before your Father calls for us.” “Oh, I forgot! We should make our way to the Armory before we meet the Baron, the blacksmith should have our armor waiting for us.”>Alright, lets go>Why would I need armor? I’m sure my father wouldn’t mind.>[Custom Action]Jesus, i'm fucking slow
>>906976>Alright, let's goInternet slow?
>>906976>He nodFUCK*He Nods*
>>906984Nah, i'm just really picky and I try to choose choice words. Which make posts that should take 30 minutes just over an hour and 50 minutes
>>907013First time questing here?
>>907077YeI used to write trashy fan-fiction.Writing now.
>>907089Still good practice.
>>906984>Alright, let's goX’ Aduhn grabs your hand and begins the lengthy walk through the palace to the Armory, the hallways are dimly lit with metal torches and are populated with all sorts of Daemons, you notice the well-endowed Succubi and Incubus who seem to show some interest in you, X’ Aduhn however, gives anyone that whose gaze lingers on you a rather hard look. He then drags you to the side,” Listen, I feel that I shouldn’t have to tell you this but, watch out for the other Pleasure Daemons; they aren’t as loyal to the Baron as I am and wouldn’t mind tearing the surprisingly human soul out of you. Now, lets get going before a few of them decide to try something stupid.” He takes your hand once again and continues towards the Armory.You also notice another rather large Daemon, you stare at him in confusion and X’ Aduhn sighs , “He’s a Behemoth, they’re barbarians that your father has managed to integrate into his Legion. Oh, and don’t stare too much, they don’t take it too well.” Right, well other than the Behemoths the others look as normal as Daemons can look. After thirty or so minutes you arrive at the Armory, X’ Aduhn opens the door and you’re hit with a wave of heat that makes the air shimmer in front of you. After forcing yourself in attempting to tolerate the heat, you see a…>Male Blacksmith>Female Blacksmith
Still here, Mice?
>>907283>Female BlacksmithI kinda want to keep a girl to guy balance.
>>907288>>907522Still here, would someone mind rolling a 1d2? I'm busy procrastinating .
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>907550
>>907288>Male BlacksmithMuscle-bound HUMAN male banging on a red-hot sheet of metal, X’Aduhn clears his throat loudly to gain his attention, the man quickly stops whatever metalwork he’s doing to look at your Incubus. “Bring him his armor; you’ve dealt with us before.” The man nods and begins pulling out crates. X'Aduhn pokes your cheek trying to get your attention,"After this you'll have to find a weapon, not that you'll really need it. It'll mostly be there to ward off anyone that wants to...Place you in their harem. Don't worry about it too much, the Baron wouldn't allow his on-Oh! He's back, get your armor and we'll be on our way.">[Plate Armor] Heavy as all hell and able to deflect blows that would ruin your day, this armor is guaranteed to keep yourself safe, mostly. Still hurts when you get hit with something heavy and blunt though. +10 toward tanking hits. You’ll have trouble moving around in it though.>[Leather armor] It’s fucking Leather, you can look stylish while evading the attacks. +6 to evading shit.>[Revealing armor]Who the fuck made this? I mean, you can wear it, just don’t be surprised with the looks you get. Uh, +3 to Charisma rolls? >Let X’Aduhn pick something out for you.Hope you poor bastards can enjoy my sub-par writing. That takes far too long to actually type.
>>907721Fuck, here's the image.
>>907721>[Leather armor] It’s fucking Leather, you can look stylish while evading the attacks. +6 to evading shit.We speedy D-man>>907721Don't worry. I'm enjoying his quest so far.Practice makes perfect.
>>907735>[Leather armor] It’s fucking Leather, you can look stylish while evading the attacks. +6 to evading shit.Yeah, going to go with this choice when I get back up. I'm going to go to sleep. Prepare for a really unproductive day tomorrow.
>>907879Goodnight and thank you for running.
>>907879Cool I'm down for the leather.----I guess we could go with spear for weapon pick. Maybe With a sword back up. Assuming that it even an allowed pick.
>>907721>>[Revealing armor]Who the fuck made this? I mean, you can wear it, just don’t be surprised with the looks you get. Uh, +3 to Charisma rolls?
>>907886>>908056The blacksmith pulls out some rather well-maintained Leather armor and hands it to you, you quickly slip it on while X’Aduhn is busy picking out something for himself. Your Incubus chose possibly the most useless set of Uhh...Armor? In the entire armory. He takes his time in equipping his armor, occasionally winking at you, his amber eyes twinkling with mischief. Once he finishes you take a good look at his armor. It seems to be missing fucking everything that makes armor well, armor, and only has a codpiece and a skirt that covers his thighs and legs, the only reason you know he has a codpiece was merely because he pulled up his skirt to show you, “I’m protecting the most important part that you seem to care about, now go get a toothpick so we can leave.” There are all sorts of weapons about, you notice these three tools firstly.>Spear +20 in spear skill>Sword + 20 to sword skill>Gauntlet that has spikes placed upon its knuckles +20 to brawling skill>Fuck choosing, give me EVERYTHING>Yeah I’ll disregard those and take this one [Insert whatever weapon you want here]Power went out for most of the day, just came back on.
>>909205>Spear +20 in spear skillCan it be leather shorts instead of a skirt?Welcome back.
>>909247Yeah sure, lets just pretend I typed that instead.
>>909205>SpearProbably best to focus on the one weapon for the moment.
>>909573>>909410>>909247>SpearYou pick up the spear, giving it a few practice thrusts and swings before deciding to use it as a walking stick, a VERY sharp walking stick. X’Aduhn however chooses the gauntlets that you left, he loosely ties them to his leather shorts before roughly grabbing your arm and dragging you out of the Armory and into the cool hallway. “Now c’mon, we REALLY have to go, we’ve taken more time than I really wanted.”The walk towards the throne room takes even longer than the rather short stroll to the Armory. Nearly an hour late you arrive at the entrance to the Throne room, the doors themselves seem to have been engraved with depraved images, you blush and push the doors forward, attempted to clear the images from your mind. What you see once you open the doors however, puts even the doors to shame.And that's where i'm going to end today, I hope you guys enjoyed it as much as I did, my twitter is Nah i'm joking still writing.
Funny thing, as it turns out that WAS where i'm ending today. I'll probably start early tomorrow and actually get shit done.
>>910766What's your timezone? I'm Pacific West Coast.
>>910774Eastern, about to start soonish.
>>912049>About to to start soonish>pic related Okay but seriously, i'm writing now. Got distracted with a movie
>>909651When you walk into the Throne Room, a wave of lust suddenly strikes your very being, you collapse to your knees your spear cluttering uselessly by your side, you attempt to hide your shameful reaction, looking past the haze of lust that blinds you, and you manage to notice other Daemons in the same position as you. You manage to hear a few Daemons speaking over the polluted air, “D-Damn, what’s happening?!” one says, another complains about the inability to stand. X’Aduhn winks at you from your right side, trying his best to look as dazed as everyone else.After looking around (Ignoring the moaning and groaning Daemons), you notice an armor clad figure sitting upon the throne. His glowing eyes wander around the room until he notices you; you flinch under his imposing gaze. “Rise, my son, I do not believe you to be as weak as the others, prove your worth to me and your future subordinates.”>Fucking stand up DC: 55>Give upYou would not believe how many times I re-wrote this shit. Fucking four times. And I'm still unsatisfied with this shit
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>913156>Fucking stand up DC: 55
>>913156At least, you care about writing. That's a good trait.
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>913173Whelp. >>913156>Fucking stand up DC: 55
>>913657>Rolled 91 (1d100)JesusI guess i'll just re-write it
>>913794We gotta work hard to show the human part means we aren't weak.
>>913657>91>RiseYou begin to regain your senses, shaking off the desire in your loins; you are no human, to suffer with something as mundane as lust.>RiseYou are the Son of a Greater Baron of hell; the blood that runs in your veins is Ancient and Powerful, you aren’t exactly sure how this ‘Huntley Penn’ managed to overwhelm you, possibly a side-effect of your Dreaming experiment, but you do know one thing, you won’t allow this ‘Huntley’ to take control again. The lesser Daemons are staring at you, their mouths agape, possibly surprised. Why wouldn’t they be? You’ve managed to shed the disgustingly weak shell that hid your perfect form, you hear your Father chuckling to himself, “Good, it seems you’ve managed to gather your wits Vuaroch, now, come with me. We have important issues to discuss.”You father begins the short walk towards his study and you follow, X’Aduhn happily walks behind the two of you seemingly glad that the REAL you has returned from its brief absence.>Congratulations! You managed to recover from your Dreaming experience and have regained your memories! Bad news, you’re kinda a dick now.> Vuaroch is a VERY different person compared to Penn, you’ll find yourself taking actions that you wouldn’t have taken otherwise. Good news though, remember that blood that was mentioned earlier? >Ancient- ????>Powerful- +5 to all combat rollsI'll try to get a few more updates in before I fall asleep.
>>914446Fuck, choose either Ancient or Powerful, really should've mentioned that.
>>914446>Ancient- ????>Bad news, you’re kinda a dick now.Understandable since we are a D-man.Doesn't mean we have to go CE on everything.Mystery blood!
But, can we still keep the Huntley Penn persona? Might be useful for a disguise.
>>914514Don't worry about him, I've got half-stolen plans in store for Penn.
>>914446>>AncientLets make use of experience.
RIP, Angry Mice. Sleep deprivation ended him. ;_; 7
In any case, good night, man. Hope you continue this quest.
Going to run later at about 6:00 PM Eastern time
yeah, forgot to run. I'll just go work on a pastebin with some information.