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You are James fucking Henderson and you are feeling pretty damn good.

Well that may be due to current company, rather than anything involving you being a good person. Because like most people you have a secret.

No not a boring secret like the fact that you've slept with eighty six women in the past two years and none of those women were or were approved of by your wife.

No, not a boring secret like the fact in the past three months you've been inhaling almost Scarface quantities of quality cocaine.

No, your secret is that you use your quite frankly impressive directing chops to straight up murder people.

Not for jollies.

Not for some pervereted art, though you do take pride in your abilities as any director worth the drink in his hand should.

No you, James Henderson; save the fucking world. Once a year you sit down, make some sick ass snuff and stop an ancient unknowable evil from using humanity's existense as a condom in order to fuck reality like a Thai Ladyboy.

But this is not that day. This is 62 days before your next shift.
Yet you hear the most frightening noise imaginable.
Your work phone is ringing.

Your buzz is truly dead. You have broken into a cold sweat, which is then joined swiftly by a shaking hand as you see the name on the caller ID:

The Director

Your company looks at you in concer, asking if everything is alright.

Who are you with right now anyways?

> Susan, the albino Head of Security from last year. You guys are kind of a thing now.

> Hansen, he invited you to a poker night. Which totally breaks his business and pleasure rule. Haven't worked out why yet.

> Rachel, you two have skillfully conducted the greatest hatefuck and drugs binge imaginable

> Your wife, you've been really trying to better. Besides the charlie and a few trysts with Susan you've been good.

> Write-In
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Welcome to cabin control quest.

Here we take on the role of the control room from cabin in the woods. The stable is full, the gods have their popcorn and we got snuff to make.

> You do not control the threat

Instead you will be trying to guide him to kill in order of the ritual. The rules are that [THE WHORE] must die first and [THE VIRGIN] must either be a lone survivor or die last.

The gods like some titties so bonus points if the whore fucks someone or strips before dying.

> What do we control

We have 4 departments: Intelligence, Demolition, Technology and Chem.

Tech: Control all the shutting and locking of doors, lights and even the survivors phones!

Chem: Get people horny? Make people dumb? Make comfy survivors sleep? YA BOYS IN THE LAB GOTCHU!

Demo: Blow shit up? They arrive by boat? BOOM! Arrive by car, BLOW THE TUNNEL/BRIDGE! These guys aren't allowed to dirnk until the ritual is done for obvious reasons.

Intel: Gotta scout the survivors to know which order to kill them in. Plus know thy enemy.

> So what's the catch?

Every ritual has 1 disaster happen which we will roll for soon. Who knows what will happen?

Questions? Good hit me. I need to hammer out the fine details of this quest.

Also wagon.
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Old Thread: >>828251
Starborn Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Starborn
Cabin Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Cabin
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>>866635
I've been waiting for this. Did we fire Jerry?
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>>866635
>>866653
Got so excited I forgot to vote.

> Rachel, you two have skillfully conducted the greatest hatefuck and drugs binge imaginable
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>>866653

[spoilers] Maybe [/spoiler]
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>>866635
> Susan, the albino Head of Security from last year. You guys are kind of a thing now.
>>866702
Use ctrl+s to spoiler shit
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>>866716

Thank you, thankfully it wasn't an actual spoiler.
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>>866635
Ah yes, Henderson returns to save us from the old ones.
... wait!
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>>866753

... wait what?

His name is and always has been James Henderson.
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>Hansen
He's our partner in crime and the closest thing to a friend someone like us can have.
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>>866759

Do you know of the tale of Old Man Henderson?
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson
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>>866791

Yes.
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>>866635
>Jerry, though he fucked up he knows how to have fun and you need an Intel guy worth having.
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>>866635
>>866716
>Jerry, though he fucked up he knows how to have fun and you need an Intel guy worth having.
fuck your tie
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>>866802

Just making a joke about old ones and people called Henderson...
That's... pretty much it...

Now I feel like a fool.

>>866808
Aaand thirded.
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>>866821
Although I don't think Jerry would keep his job.
We should get a new Intel guy, and make Jerry work for THEM.
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>No Pumpkinhead

Fucking dropped
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>>866843

You've been killing a lot of time with your best and only real friend if your honest. You and Jerry have been chilling on the deck you guys built three years ago.

But with the phone call, you decided to move inside - sliding the glass door behind you with a slam.

"Good Afternoon Jim." The Director says.

"Afternoon Director." You say stiffly.

"Well Jim. I have been mulling over the reports of the last ritual for quite some time now. I am sure you understand why I might find the occurences... disturbing."

"Yes director." Is all you ever really say during these phone calls.

"Well it is fortuitous that you are with Jeremy right now. I am sure you have no doubt considered what the consequences of his failures on humanity's behalf."

"Yes Director." You say gripping the phone tightly.

"I would welcome your input on the matter. As he is a member of your team. I am considering having the intelligence division restructured." The Director says, silence filling the line.

"You mean...." You can't finish the sentence.

"I would like you professional opinion Jim." You look out the glass sliding door to Jerry. Beyond his lounger, a half painted fence.

He fucked up real bad. When the stakes were almost humanity's future, can you really afford to keep him on board.

> He almost caused a ritual fail. (Jerry B Gone)

> I... think my temper got the best of me in my report. (Risk Director's Wrath AKA Risk trip to the stables)

> Write-In (You gotta sell any other option to me)
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Sorry for delay. Internet issues and chan ate my post twice.
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>>866890

> Well, it wasn't ALL Jerrys fault.
Why would his team have decided to... leaaave... on their own accounts, if it just were Jeremy screwing up?

> I'm certain he does take his blame, but he is still a... reliable workforce in our ranks.


Jerry will not work as head of intelligence, but we could fill other ranks.
Cut his pay by half (or whatever he earns right now) and make him the errands boy. There is ALWAYS need for an errands boy.
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>>866908

If someone could rephrase that, that would be nice.
I'm not good with words. Just suggestions.
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"Jerry fucked up, that can't be denied. But considering his entire team offed themselves and he still managed to pull off half decent intel for me, I say we give him another chance. Not as the director of intel but just a lower member and we cut his pay, he fucks up again we feed him to a bear and sell it as a special feature for this years ritual."
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>>866943
this
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>>866943

You done great anon.
You done great.
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>>866943
Yesss
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>>866970
>>866965
>>866946
>>866943
>>866914
>>866908

So just to confirm, arguing for demotion instead of decomission?
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>>866890
>"In my professional opinion, he fucked up. He fucked up bad. But, after he fucked up, he did the best he could to unfuck things, and honestly did pretty damn well too, under the circumstances."
>"I think that speaks for his technical capability, if not his leadership or managerial skills. It would a shame to lose him, but he probably isn't cut out for section lead as he is now."
>"I do believe he can work back up to it with time, now that he's learned the consequences of his actions."
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>>866974
>manger skills
He managed to have his whole team anhero.
>>866972
Yes
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>>866908

"In my professional opinion." You begin. "In.. my professional opinion - he fucked up. Bad." You struggle with yourself "But, after he fucked up, he did the best he could to unfuck things, and honestly did pretty damn well too, under the circumstances."

"Jim, speak plainly. What are you recommending?"

"Well I think that it would a shame to lose him, but he probably isn't cut out for section lead as he is now,so if there's any way to bring in a new head of intel we should - but Jerry is too good at his job to kill when he could still work for us." Ancient ones help you, why are you defending him?

"I have been preparing to recruit a new team for whomever took on those duties. Hiring one less and slashing Jeremy's wages would work for our expenses..."

"Director, I do believe he can work back up to his old position with time, now that he's learned the consequences of his actions." You finish, already wishing you were inside some woman.

"Fine. Make sure you're in twelve hours early for work. We will go ahead with your suggestion, just know that if Jeremy is anything below exceptional in future you shall be responsible and included in any disciplinary measures."

"Ye-" The line goes dead and you shut your eyes for a minute. "Shit."

You decide you need to be elsewhereand pick up your keys as you're making your way out the front door. You left your suit jacket on Jerry's porch but fuck seeing him right now. You've done enough for him.

You need to be somewhere else, anywhere else.

> Rachel where you at?

> Susan, how's dinner sound?

> Hansen, I need to talk.

> HARRY

> Write-In
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>>867050
>Our wife
Purely because someone has to speak in favor of her when she isn't even a listed option.
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>>867050
>> HARRY
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>>867050
> HARRY
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Quiet board right now huh?.
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>>867085
Lets go love on the wifey.
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>>867324
>HARRY
Anyone really
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>>867085

For some reason you feel the need to blow something up. You dial the third worst number you know.

It takes a full four rings before he answers, "Harry?"

"FUCK OFF JAMES!" You hear an explosion and the call is disconnected.

You think you pissed him off so much his phone exploded.

Well.... that was a stupid idea anyway.

You turn onto the highway and consider your next move.

> Rachel

> Susan

> Wife

> Write-In

(almost wrote motorway because I forgot this is set in USA)
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>>867483
>Susan

Did we ever call Hansen?
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>>867527

He's always been a "Only see you at work type." It's why I threw him in the OP as an option, because it'd be so out of norm for James.
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>>867483
>> Susan
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>>867483
> Wife
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>>867483
>Susan
'cause we a cheatin' piece of shit
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>>867535
> Wife
Might as well
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>>867483
>Wife
Whoops, I'm late
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>>867655
>>867611
>>867559
>>867548
>>867543
>>867527

We're tied.

I'm trying to stay awake for one more post but I have work tomorrow morning.

So battle royale it up in a swift and orderly fashion.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>867668
1 or 2
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>>867483
>> Susan
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>>867655
>>867611
>>867559
>>867548
>>867543
>>867527
>>867698
>>867701

Calling and writing Susan

This isn't even a big post. Expect it in 5 minutes-ish.
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>>867611
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>>867701

You opt to dial another number. Because fuck dealing with life right now. "Hello James." She says in a playful tone.

"Hey Susan. Got any plans this month?"

"Not really. Was thinking of finally buying an iPod, training for marathons kinda sucks without music." She replies, after an odd humming noise that you've only heard her make with her mouth fulll.

"Perfect. Want to go to Sicily?" You offer, "I can offer good wine, good food, good sex and I promise I'm not in trouble with the mob."

"Well it's far more of a straightforward pitch than I'm used to from you James. Something got you rattled?" You're touched by the genuine concern.

"Nah." You lie poorly as you overtake pretty damn blatantly, flashing a middle finger to some old bitch who cussed you out. "I just realized the only times I've enjoyed myself in the past year were when I was either higher than a kite or with you."

Susan goes quiet for a moment, "Flatterer." She finally says, you can practically see the blush on her pale face. "Fine a vacation might do me some good before I have to get back into shape for work. But I got to ask, does this make us a thing?" She panics, "I mean more than the occasional fucking we've done?"

You sigh as you pull up to a travel agent's. Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this? Oh Ancient Ones, The fuck are you doing?

"I guess it does." You admit with one hand ready to exit your car. You hear what sounds like a squee restrained by several pillows. "So two tickets to Sicilly or one?"

"Definently two." She purrs.

> Next thing you knew it was time to get back to work

> You did something in the last month before work (Write-In)

(If anyone has any more hot albino pics it would be appreciated)
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Night everybody, we should continue just before my pathfinder game tomorrow.

Which should be 4pm-midnight GMT

Shill stuff:

Tw: @StarbornQ
Cs: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1csg7vC-Yz10aAqk9ZwdCNv24obLGTtM5p6bKkPq1Pgc/edit#heading=h.74gk3dg6mvjp
Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/xM2aCYq

Starborn Thread 0: https://yuki.la/qst/486356
Starborn Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Starborn
Cabin Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Cabin
Lewd Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/StarbornOP
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>>867785

Well, I've been searching.
There is always a certain uncanny valley factor with the pictures I found.
Is anime ok too?
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>>867767
>you did something
Got a tattoo of Kevin.
Also fucked Susan until she was no longer albino, she was black and blue. Then sent the tapes to C455.
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>>867767

I'm conflicted.
Either
> Accidentally impregnated Susan
or
> Accidentally impregnated our Wife

Don't judge me, I'm a simple man, who knows the meaning of life: Procreation.
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>>869990
Its a movie reference that noone working for the organization will ever have kids, or be actually happy for that matter
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>>870092
Yeah.
> Accidentally
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Nah dude. We've been working out, James should be jacked for no reason
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>>870138
>>870104
>>870092
>>869990
>>869973
>>869839

Ok so I'm seeing a few different write-ins. So I'll offer them as options. Fucking Susan is kind of a given so have these;

> Get tattoo

> You and wife started trying for a kid

> Started going back to gym

> Skip to work
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Actually, lets have a kid eith the wife. This can be some sick character development, the innate fear as well that your kid could be a victim in these rituals after you become to old to carry them out.
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>>870196

Quote the post for easy tallying once I'm ready to call. I'm still getting equipment and timesheet stuff so only semi at keyboard.
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>>870193
>You and the wife started trying for a kid
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>>870193
>You and the wife started trying for a kid
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>>870193

> You and wife started trying for a kid

Woops.
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>>870193
>> You and wife started trying for a kid
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>>870265

You've been having a lot of sex, which in itself isn't surprising but what is surprising is that it's been with your wife. It'd been years since you and Abby had anything resembling a proper sex life.

You guys had had fumblings, quickies but mostly your bedroom had been dead. Like your dreams. But she came to you looking for a baby. Like she thought it would stop both of you fucking Rachel and every woman you both possibly could if there was a baby in the mix.

Of course the company didn't like advertising the fact it had sterilised it workers, so naturally the doctor she visited told her it was safer and possible for her to have kids. Unbeknownst to her you were both incapable and unaware of the delivery methods of your own inferitlity. Because The Director probably touched themselves when thinking about the illuminati as a child.

But for once, you find yourself trying to drag your mind out of the gutter. Because right now you are the first non security or zoologist personel on site.

It's morning and you have a decision to make.

Time to pick the new head of inteligence, you should probably look at the files of these three candidates sooner rather than later.

> Read file; Recruit #13498

> Read file; Recruit #288299

> Read file; Recruit #61125

> Write-In
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Skim for anybody with a background in hacking or tech savvy-ness
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>>870268
>> Read file; Recruit #288299
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>>870271
All of them mate.
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>>870268
> Write-In
Save some time and just glance at all of them
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>>870268
> Read file; Recruit #288299

Fuckin' wagon bastard, running over the holiday weekend. At least I caught you live this time~
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>>870289

Hey dickhead; my preferred title is "Wagon Fucking Bastard" K thanks.

Welcome to the party Pinkanon.
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>>870291
Pinkanon is a loose canon, ready to play and avoid his own questing responsibilities~
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>>870268

Limeanon reporting for duty! Ready to screw the day with bad advice!
> Read file; Recruit #288299
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>>870299
>>870289
>>870283
>>870274

You open up the file that arrived last. Flipping open 288299's File you're greeted by a blank unexpressive face in a suit.

Odd you thought these photos were always candid shots. But then you continue reading and begin to understand:

John Doe

C45513's notes: This guy is weird. His internet history is clean, his apartment is pretty much just a bed, a table, a shower and a crapper. I'm more human than this fuck.

Susan's notes: This guy is ex MIB right? Because he doesn't even stink of secret service? He reeks of government even moreso than my guys do.

Rachel's Notes: He doesn't have anything contagious and isn't addicted to anything.

HARRY'S NOTES: MY PAPER HAS EXPLODED

Huh. Interesting.

> Read file; Recruit #13498

> Read file; Recruit #61125

> Write-In
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>>870350
It looks like we have a faggot.
Maybe we can spray some glitter over them, once we get bored.
Let's see the other applications.

> Read file; Recruit #13498
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>>870350
>> Read file; Recruit #61125
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>>870350
> Read file; Recruit #61125
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>>870350
Guy might be an alien. Too suspicious. Need more human failings.

>Read file; Recruit #61125
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>>870359
>>870376
>>870389
>>870401

Writing once kiddos are done being annoying. Fucking nephews.
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>>870476
just give them some cough syrup and ur good am
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>>870476
tv or drugs
or just kick them out of the house
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>>870476
Send em to Japan. They can't always use schoolgirls, right?
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>>870476

Try naptime!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF_nfazQaek
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>>870376
>>870389
>>870401

File 61125 should hopefully be a bit more... human.

MaxiPad AKA Max Thompson

Extensive history of online stalking. First of anime voice actors. Then TV show actresses. Managed to get off due to extensive laundry list of blackmailing files. Extremely origanized but prone to regressing back into her "anime girl" personality when stressed or under emotional duress.

C45513's Notes; Good taste in porn, if my firewalls feel even a slight brushing she's dead.

Susan; This girl's emotional hangups could be an issue, as well as a potential risk of her getting dirt on other staff and using them outside company hours. Her skills may counter this.

Rachel's Notes: An early onset of diabetes is the only physical issue. Mentally this girl is sscary competant when focused and a laibaility when not focused. James, do not stick your dick in her.

HARRY'S NOTES: NYAN NYAN BOOM BOOM

Well. You were thinking you wanted someone more human...

> Check out #13498

> You've made your choice

> Write-In
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Fucking weeb. Next
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>>870511
...
> MOOOVING ON TO #13498

I have to admit, she isn't THAT bad. I mean... in terms of information.
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>>870511
>> Check out #13498
>>870518
I agree with this. No weebs are going to help save the world.
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>>870511
>> Check out #13498
but im voteing for the maxipad
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>>870511
We wanted a human, not a weeabo, damn it! I forsee our man getting stalked within an inch of his life with this one.

NEXT

> Check out #13498
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>>870518
>>870522
>>870524
>>870537

To clarify since apparently I didn't write this as well as I thought.

Ex-Weeb who regresses in ultra high pressure scenarios.
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>>870538
>ex-weeb
Once youre a weeb, youre always a weeb. shes tainted

I feel like ex-MIB is best option. Hes probably a cool guy.
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>>870538
Life experience tells me the tumblr types become highly reliable in tense situations.

Still wouldn't trust her not to stalk our guy to prove her love for him, or something.
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>>870511
>> Check out #13498
Yeah lets see what all our options are first before we settle for Agent J or Tampon Girl
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>>870544
Highly UN*reliable.
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>>870538
We...
CAN'T put up a test, could we?
We just have stupid paper telling us something about their personality.
Don't we have video material or something?
First hand information, not what somebody else thinks of them.
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>>870565


Well then. 13498...

Kim Sung-Hyek

Director's Note: Photograph taken at employment before recent developments in appearance and psychological outlook.

Excellent at retaining information. Great memory. Writes in shorthand at 300wpm. Is very uncomfortable with computers due to a previous mental breakdown in a data entry firm that was exploited and racketed by Yakuza.

These are the best intel guys you can get? Suppose, these are the conspiracy nuts who wanted in on the conspiracy rather than blowing the whistle. I guess you also need people who can stomach the fact these are real people. Unless you sell the "method actors" angle. Thoughts for another time.

C45513's Notes: I am 90% sure this dude can be iron man if we give him the training. And the talent. And the guns. Can I build Iron Man suits please?

Susan; Okay, this man will integrate poorly with our security features. He won't trust a scanner so I'd have to dveote a rotation just to escorting this guy? Someone teach him Computing 101 before asking me this again.

Rachel's notes: Despite aforementioned technological hangups I hace surreptitiously managed to get a full medical history. Physically, there are signs of torture and malnutrition though the scars are old and the malnutrition is mostly counteracted by his recent lifestyle in Seoul. Mentally, he is fastudious to a fault, oftentimes forgetting meals or sleep due to focus. Though this comes with latent paranoia and a general lack of Social graces. A tough sell, but in my opinion we could do worse.

HARRY'S NOTES: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WRITE ABOUT KIM? THE FUCK IS A KIM? There is a doodle of an exploding ramen cup. All craftsmenship is of the highest quality. The doodle menaces with spikes of nitroglyceryne.

> Go for _________

> Write-In
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>>870587
>> Go for _________
maxipad
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>>870587
> Go for #61125
memes
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>>870587
Go For #288299
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>>870587

Go For #288299

Better alien than weeb stalker.
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>>870587


Let's regret it!
> #288299
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>>870632
>>870643
John's gonna be a real bro. Gonna show Jerry the way of not fucking up.
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>>870587
>13498
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>>870587
> Go for 61125
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>>870587
> maxipad
The Kim can't computer and Doe is to weird and we have no leverage on him
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>>870587
Ok, fuck it, gonna make the Tiebreaker here.

Let's see if the Weeb won't put out after all.
Changing
>>870643
To
> #61125
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>>870597

Going to count soon, taking it slow since this is an important vote. What is this vote for
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>>870714
dontput dick in here
though it would be good if she cosplayed durning working
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>choosing the meme vote
i thought you all were better than that
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Don't say I didn't warn you fuckers. She'll crack and go nuts- and end up covered in the blood.of our wife or recent fling.
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>>870727
I bet you feel like an idiot
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>>870737
its not too late to change your vote
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>>870742

It is actually.
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>>870727
Hey, It's a woman.
We can handle woman...
In most cases at least.

If they suck, it's their funeral.
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You begin dialing The Director.

"I understand you have come to a decision then Jim." The Director says. It is not aa question.

"Yes Director. Max Thompson." You say. There is a moment of silence as you feel like a bell tolled for poor Max's understanding of reality.

"You are aware of Miss Conterro's warning to you I hope." The Director says in a tone that really said, "Are you doing this just to stick your dick in a girl because if so she will fucking kill you with some kind of garrote wire made from your own pubic hair."

You may be projecting.

"You know I'm not going to do that. Even I can see crazy a mile away." You say rather candidly as you move the other two files to a tray marked for disposal.

"Well Jim let me make this plain. If you fuck her. She will fuck you. Which will fuck humanity. Then I will make sure we find a necromancer to bring you back to life, so that our centaurs can fuck you. To Death. Am I being plain enough Jim?" The Director states bluntly. You hear a cigarette being dragged.

You're actually aroused right now. "Yes Director." You say.

"Good. I expect another sucess tonight." Is how she signs off.

You have an hour until Susan finishes her security briefing. Hansen should arrive soon. Max will be getting black hooded any moment now.

> Wander to the betting board (STABLE REVEAL AND GAMU STARTO)

> Go to intel and wait for Max's arrival

> Write-In
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>>870759
> Wander to the betting board (STABLE REVEAL AND GAMU STARTO)

We ain't waitin for no weeb.
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>>870759
>> Wander to the betting board (STABLE REVEAL AND GAMU STARTO)
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>>870759
> Wander to the betting board
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>>870759
>> Wander to the betting board (STABLE REVEAL AND GAMU STARTO)

Lets hope for a fucking dragon!
What happens if they all die simultaneously in a giant fuck orgy? If we roll dragon we should just drug them up to the gills with lust and hope the whore dies in the fire first.
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> Wander to the betting board (STABLE REVEAL AND GAMU STARTO)
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Pretty damn convincing consensus

This year's Stable: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EhlgzrYdfPxiTvY87Shw85cUzbz-MIOJz5nnydOAk28/edit

You make your way down the secure lift to the lobby. Remarking on how big this place is when it isn't crammed to the gills with screaming betters urging you to take their money first. or gathering to see smutty snuff. Or just anyone really. It's disconcerting.

At least zoology wrote the updates to the stoc up on schedule. Few faces being rested, a few new ones being introduced to the calvalcade of carange causing critter and creatures. Heh.

You see a little sticky note with your name on it and read it.

James, I know you were close to him and probably got told. Hell maybe you were at the funeral, but just in case - Eddie passed away in his sleep this June. Sorry if this is how the news broke, but thought you should know. Please don't hate me for this, seriously I didn't know if you knew so wanted to make sure you-" You flip the note "Knew about it. So don't hate me for it okay, alright. Greg."

Shit. You absolutely didn't expect that. You would've expected somebodyo to inform you. Even if he only worked the stables, Eddie was always kind of a big deal; the old timer was so ingarined in the staff. Kind of like that old ass comfy chair you really like.

A memory of him telling you a terrible dirty joke before your first ritual when you were freaking out comes to mind unbidden. Fuck.

You hope you win this year, if you do you'll make sure hi family gets some of it.

With that you placed your bet.

> Place your bets. Suggest THREE Creatures. First anons to agree will be control's bets. 1 James 2 Hansen 3 Susan. Please use the number instead of the threat's name for ease.

Good Luck.
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>>870845
Woo, another Cabin Quest! Let's go with 58!
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>>870845
Kitsune
Dragon
Pyramid Head

ALL IN
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>>870866
Shit

Also 91, 100, 60.
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>>870845
52
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>>870845
1. 100
2. 99
3. 75
Girl is into dem tentacles
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>>870866

Use the numbers.

>>870871
Pick 3

>>870863
Pick 3
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>>870845
86 / 58 / 71
Four Horsemen, Nyarlathotep and FenrisĂșlfr respectively.
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>>870845
Hmmm...

I got a good feeling with...
Hmmm...
73.
Yes.
Definitly 73.
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>>870874
>>870870

Dragon is locked in as Hansen's pick.
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>>870875
52/5/63
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>>870874
I will switch it around to 99, 100, 75 at least so we can lock down dragon, I am betting on these rolls being a shitshow one way or another. Either we get a MURDERKILL monster chosen, or we get one that is totally stuck to a body of water or something.
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>>870878

Furthermore 91 and 49
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>>870870

91 Locked in for James.
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>>870877
I could agree with 71 for Susan
So I guess we stand at
91,100,71

>Susan picks the doggo
>Can she take the knot?
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>>870875
58/77/54
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And Susan's pick of 71 does indeed finish us up.

Let me get a drink and we'll resume with a Status Report or would you rather go straight to murdering?

> Status Report (Intros)

> Let's do this! (Roll fo DISASTER)
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>> Status Report (Intros)
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>>870910
>Status Report (Intros)
Wonder how Jerry's holding up after everything.
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>>870910

Let's see what is fucked up.

Then let's see what gets fucked up.
> Status Report (Intros)
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>>870910
>> Status Report (Intros)
Might as well, hopefully it wont take too long.
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>> Status Report (Intros)
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Ok I'm back. Will get control intros and the winner of this vote done next post.

> C455

> Rachel

> HARRY

> Max

>Write-In
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>>871069
>> Max
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>>871069
Let's start of with our new victim
> Hello max, welcome to SAVING HUMANITY!
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>>871069
> Max
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>>871069
Max, we know the rest of them
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>>871069
>Max
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>>871069
>Max
>And Jerry
Listen, whatever has happened in the past, Jerry is still a fount of experience. Make sure you take his advice where it counts, alright Max?

That said, Jerry, please let's not have a repeat of last time?
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Finding your way into the elevator you key in the number for Control. Swipe your card and scan your thumb in an automatic routine.

And before you lies the thing that makes it all worth it, the one thing you can hold close to you when you're feeling like a shitty man. The one thing that can make you sweat, cry, moan and shout.

Your control room.

Oh and Susan and Hansen are there too.

"Badge." Susan asks with a lot more warmth than last year.

"I'm afraid I've not got it on me." You mime searching your pockets. "Does this mean I get strip searched?"

She comes close runs a hand up your chest as her mouth opens slightly you close your eyes - only to recieve a bonk on the head from your badge. "You can do better than hiding things up your sleeve like a bad magician." she chides, "You still got to follow rules James."

You hear the turning of a newspaper page and Hansen greets you, "Afternoon kid. Way I hear it is we got some new blood?"

"you didn't even let me say anything witty." You groan trying to dodge the question.

"You never do. Now who is our newbie?" He presses.

"Max, she's heading up intel. Director wanted a replacement for Jerry after last year." You grimace.

"And Jerry?" "Her" the unholy amalgamation of Hansen and Susan asks.

You'd probably fuck Sunsen...

"Jerry is alive just demoted. And yes SHE." You say to Susan. "Compared to a fucking alien and a guy who can't use a computer she seemed the best option."

"Wait. hold on a second. C45513 told me there was someone coming in; but why were you involved in hiring?"

"Because I amd a mature, reasonable and all around good person." You quip and the room erupts into chukles and giggles as you video call intelligence.

You're looking at... a slim Jerry. Holy shit did he lose weight. He waves at you half heartedly before he grabs a hooded person's rolling chair from behind him. He rolls them into shot.

You're looking at a teen, pretty hot but the stupid cat ear hoodie and snapback hat underneath just makes you irritated. She's looking very dear in headlights. "Max."

"Who are you?" She asks fearfully, glancing up at Jerry every now and then as if he could save her.

"Well little kitty. I'm your boss. Call me James or Director. Now have you been briefed?" You ask as kindly as possible. You can feel Hansen and Susan coming closer for a better look.

"Not really. I just got a bag put over my head and sent here." She says.

You sigh. You need to sum up her role, what you guys do and why she needs to get her shit straight as concisely as possible.

This should have been Susan's fucking job.

> Write-In only.
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>>871171
Fuck, give her the same speech we got when we got hired I guess and add a description of her specific role in this. Tell her to take advice from Jerry as even though he's her subordinate and a terrible fuckup he still has a lot of experience doing this horrible job.
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>>871171
>Well, essentially you help us by gathering intel on the "actors" in the film we are shooting. I guess you can't entirely call them actors, they are playing roles and they are being filmed, but victims or sacrifices is probably a better term.

>These actors must follow a specific script, more accurately a ritual. Your job is to to help us figure out which role each victim plays as they must be sacrificed in a specific order.
>If these sacrifices fail, there is a very good chance all of humanity will die. These rituals don't just appease some rich old fatcat getting their rocks off to teen titties and gore. These sacrifices are for entities far older, and far more dangerous than any mortal person.
>If you don't believe us, we can always take you on a walk through the stables. To meet the mermen, or maybe the dragon if he is in a good mood.
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>>871171
"This is one of several facilities built over apocalyptically-powerful ancient beings, which, if not satiated by the rituals it is our job to perform every year, will fully awaken and destroy the world. No, we can't kill them; we've tried. Bikini Atoll was, according to the reports, barely a gentle caress."

"The ritual we've got to perform at this particular site involves sacrificing five people who fit certain criteria, which just to happen to be in line with the standard tropes of American horror movies. Yes, this means that they have to die. No, we can't sacrifice less; we've tried. Just our luck that Italy was able to pull through that year, for fucking once."

"You're here because we need a new Head of Intel. The entire thing is one massive show and dance with unwitting actors, and it'll be your job to know them inside out, have eyes on them at all times, and give us an idea of what exactly they'll do next. No, we really can't run without Intel, we've tried."

"Jerry here has been recently demoted for, uh, reasons he might tell you if you ask him nicely, but he's still your senior in terms of experience, so I expect you to at least consider his advice."

"It's not too late for you to turn back (It actually is; we'll have to kill her if she refuses to do the job.) so if you don't feel up to the task, just say the word. But we've chosen you because we feel you've got just the abilities for the job."

"So, if you're up for it, are you ready to kill a handful of kids to in order to save the world?"


"...Yeah, okay, there's a few more details to it, but I'm not going to overload you with information right now. Jerry can give you the full brief later on the full extent of the duties you'll have, and some of the weirder things that go on in this place."
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>>871238
I like this
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Quote this post for your vote we're going with either:

>A
>>871238
Or
> B
>>871237
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>>871238
This
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>>871279

>A >>871238
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>>871279
>A
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B
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A
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>>871295
Meant to vote for A actually
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>>871279

> A
Because Italy difn't done shit ladt year.
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>>871328
The japs would have carried us anyway.
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Calling for A.
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>>871279

Could we add the addvice to NoT hack aAnĂœthing, because C455 would tear her appart?
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>>871303
....okay......
Just gonna walk off downtroddenly now, that was cruel senpai
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>>871347
Aww man, don't feel down. You tried your best at least.
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"Okay Max. I'm going to give you the same speech I got. Just tweaked a little to fit what you'll do instead of what I do. Okay?"

"Yes James-Sama." She squeaks. Ugh.

"This is one of several facilities built over apocalyptically-powerful ancient beings, which, if not satiated by the rituals it is our job to perform every year, will fully awaken and destroy the world. No, we can't kill them; we've tried. Bikini Atoll was, according to the reports, barely a gentle caress."

"The ritual we've got to perform at this particular site involves sacrificing five people who fit certain criteria, which just to happen to be in line with the standard tropes of American horror movies. Yes, this means that they have to die. Before you ask no, we can't sacrifice less; we've tried. Just our luck that Sweden also joined Japan in the sucessful bracket for fucking once.."

"You're here because we need a new Head of Intel. The entire thing is one massive show and dance with unwitting actors, and it'll be your job to know them inside out, have eyes on them at all times, and give us an idea of what exactly they'll do next. And before you ask; no, we really can't run without Intel, we've tried."

"Jerry here has been recently demoted for, uh, reasons he might tell you if you ask him nicely, but he's still your senior in terms of experience, so I expect you to at least consider his advice."

"It's not too late for you to turn back. So if you don't feel up to the task, just say the word. But we've chosen you because we feel you've got just the abilities for the job."

"So, if you're up for it, are you ready to kill a handful of kids to in order to save the world?"

"So I'm not a magical girl or a princess or a death god?"


"No." Hansen snaps. Evidently weebs annoy him.

"...Yeah, okay, there's a few more details to it, but I'm not going to overload you with information right now. Jerry can give you the full brief later on the full extent of the duties you'll have, and some of the weirder things that go on in this place, any questions?"

"Is it humane?" She asks.

"It's my job to make sure it's not." You answer uncharacteristically serious.

"Oh. C-Can I set up my laptop?"

"So long as you don't hack anything, because our AI will make sure you end up in the stables." Susan offers from your left shoulder.

"So kawaii." Max says her eyes practically glowing at the site of the head fo security.

"Yeah Susan is hot. I'm going to let you get settled in with Jerry and your team. I'll expect your bet momentarily kitty. But some last minute tips; Don't fuck tech. Don't fuck Security. It will bite you in the ass." You clap your hands together and hang up as she uguuuus.

You think this punishment for Jerry might have been worse than cuckolding him.

Next

> Roll for disaster

> Call HARRY

> Yo C455 waddup

> Rachel how's your stash?

> Write-In
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> Yo C455 waddup
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Can I just say; Write-Ins are my favourite part of QMing and thus far on Cabin 1&2 the write ins have been better than what I expected and have shaped the tone of James, his methods and the world a couple of times.

Thak you guys for being good players.
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>>871465
>Call HARRY
Man, we just wanted to blow up shit with him over the summer. Why he gotta be so mean?
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>>871482
Aww
>Call HARRY
>before he gets a chance to speak I men literally when he answer the phone
>"ARE YOU READY TO MAKE THINGS EXPLODE THAT SHOULD NEVER EXPLODE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE!?
after he gives his response
>TO BAD AND IF SOMETHING BLOWS UP THAT I DIDN'T EVEN SHAKE MY DICK AT I'LL HAVE YOU WORKING UNDER THE MOST CALM MOTHERFUCKER OUT THERE
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>>871465

Ok C455, we warned that japaophile.
Whatca got?


Desaster gets rolled with D6, roight?
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>>871507

As great as that is dude. You will really like what I've got cooking for HARRY.

>>871511
It was last year. I got a chart of 10 this year. Patience. Shit will get fucked at it's own pace.
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>>871520
I bet I will
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> Call HARRY
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>>871465
>> Roll for disaster
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You have a bone to pick; you dial the number and walk to the mini stairs while Susan and Hansen discuss... you think it's boxing? Weird.

"HARRY look -" You begin.

"Wait one moment James. HARRY has someting to say first!" Oh Ancient Ones he's planted mines in your shitter hasn't he. "When HARRY arrived earlier HARRY shared the story of you calling HARRY to another colleague whilst gathered around the claymore pit!"

They have a claymore pit. Oh dear.

"HARRY Was surprised that Tina insulted HARRY! HARRY realized through Tina's cursing that HARRY was a fucking moron James. So HARRY would like to apologize, as he did not realize you were 'Totes Adorbz' and I should 'Get me some of that booty' as Tina put it."

"Th-Thanks HARRY." You stutter quite unnerved by this.

"After work, perhaps HARRY and you should go for a drink. Of course HARRY knows HARRY is not allowed alcohol so HARRY's drink will be non-alcoholic. Afterwards HARRY would like to see either The Hurt Locker or Speed. As they are HARRY's two favourite films and HARRY has been told by Tina you enjoy film and filmmaking."

As HARRY tends to scream, Susan and Hansen have both been listening in from the twelve feet away where they were discussing boxing. Any other time you'd take pictures of their faces, but you think HARRY is asking you out. Is he gay? Is this a romantic thing? You just wanted to blow shit up...

> What Do/Say?
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>>871637
HARRY what the fuck is this a rib or some shit?

>Say absolutely nothing, perhaps make a horrified face.
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>>871637
>Agree
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>>871637
ok man but first im going to need some kick ass explosions

then i guses ice cream and speed
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>>871637
Agree to watch speed if we make it out alive.
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>>871637
Harry i am abolutly flattered my dude but i sir am not a homosexual. Women are my game and i play them all day long.
I will however take you up on your offer under the condition that no attempts to take my anal virginity will be made over the course of the night.
A bros night out if you will.
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>>871637
>"HARRY, I respect your ability to blow shit up in a usually-controlled manner. But, while I would (and have indeed tried to) readily call you up to go blow shit up together to blow off steam, I need you to understand that I am not, nor will I be for the foreseeable future, interested in a relationship beyond somewhat-close platonic friends with you."
>"So while I'm perfectly happy to grab a drink with you and go make entirely irresponsible use of high explosives when we're off duty, you won't be getting 'some of that booty'."
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>>871711
supporting
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>>871637
Heck, we fucked worse.
I think...
> S-sure thing, mate.
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>>871711
Incidentally, if it seems at any point that we're being too long-winded and not getting through to him, follow up with:
>"HARRY. You're a dude. I'm a dude. Dudes don't get other dude's booties. At least, dudes who aren't gay. And I'm not gay. Hell, I'll grab a drink with you. We can be bros and blow shit up. But no booty.
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For the longest tme you can't even react. You go through all the horrified faces of every actoryou've ever seen in a film. Sadly you can only really pull off Leonardo Di Caprio for some reason; "HARRY, I respect your ability to blow shit up in a usually-controlled manner. But, while I would (and have indeed tried to) readily call you up to go blow shit up together to blow off steam, I need you to understand that I am not, nor will I be for the foreseeable future, interested in a relationship beyond somewhat-close platonic friends with you." you say in one breath hoping he can take things well.

Who are you kidding your coffee is going to be napalm. "HARRY. You're a dude. I'm a dude. Dudes don't get other dude's booties. At least, dudes who aren't gay. And I'm not gay. Hell, I'll grab a drink with you. We can be bros and blow shit up. We can watch speed if the world still exists tomorrow night, but no booty."

The line goes silent and you can hear you heart beat and sphincter clench.You think you hear someone else talking, "HARRY is sorry if HARRY was too forward. HARRY has never really done this before. HARRY's last partner just kind of happened." He sounds glum.

"I gotta admit though HARRY. Speed, Ice cream and liberal use of dynamite sounds like a hell of a bro night." You throw him a bone and he starts cackling like his old self again.

"It shall HARRY is ready for tonight." He says clicking off with finality.

> C455

> Rachel

> Tonight's the night (Progress)

> Write-In
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>>871815
>> Tonight's the night (Progress)
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>>871815
>C455
Check how she's doing, and ask her how the newest member of our little team is settling in. Because we know she's watching through her camera in Intel right now, don't even try to lie about it.
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>>871711

Well, ok.
This is the least offensive out of all of them.
So I'll gi with this one.
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>>871815
>> Tonight's the night (Progress)
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>>871815
>> C455
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>>871815
>C455
I bet HARRY has some amazing sex toys.
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>>871815

Let's get this over with, camwhore.
> C455
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>>871815
> Tonight's the night (Progress)
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>>871855
You could say they're the bomb
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>>871763
dis is it mang
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"Hey C45513 I know you're listening and watching. How you doing?" You open up with as you settle back into your chair. You always feel like picard when you're running through the crew.

"I'm fine James. Just feel like a steak in front of a lion with that fuckin' weeb running Intel now." She confesses, her pixels kind of changing from light green to dark when she admits it.

"Didn't you say during our pornnathon that you didn't need to worry about anything or anyone as an AI and that's why you did it? Chill out." You run your hands through your goatee and give her your patented everything's cool grin.

"If she does anything C455, not only will you kill her. Susan will kill her. And I'm sure James won't be happy that the only women who matches his masturbation addiction is now gone." He fills something in on his crossword. "Oh and I'd pull strings to have her as a sacrifice next year."

"I know I'm a bitch. But that means a lot you guys. Like I'm a part of the team y'know?" She holds up a sassy fist but you feel like it's genuine.

"Just remember C455. You'll never win that Cortana cosplay competition."

"THAT IS BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT JAMES" She screams in rage and you chuckle as you close the line.

"What?" Hansen asks.

"4 across is Kilimanjaro by the way. But yeah She modelled her projection after this AI chick from a shooter. But lost a lookalike competition because the winner was banging the judges." You explain both with your usual self assured aura.

Hansen's "are you fucking serious look" always makes you smile.

"Judges plural?" Susan asks from her station.

"Yup." Is all you answer.

> Now is the time! (Progress)

> Rachel

> Write-In
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>>871906
>Rachel
May as well round up the cast.
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>>871906
>> Rachel
One more to go.
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>>871906
> Rachel
Cant leave our wife's lover hanging
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>>871906
>> Now is the time! (Progress)
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>>871906

Rachel, my sweet voice... of reason.
Cooked up anything new?
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You press the buttons to ring up the chemistry department with your left hand while you chat with Hansen and Susan.

"so you guys got something in mind for the betting this year?" You ask.

"I'm not telling you Mr first pick." Susan replies.

"I have something up my sleeve." He counts out spaces.

"At least give me a hint." You pout.

"Norse." Susan chips in.

"Ah Viking pick for the Snow Queen. What about you Hansen, is it one of your troll brethren?" You prod as the call begins dialing.

"Even more classic." He says smugly as Rachel answers.

"Hey Rachel, how's my voice of-"

"Disdain?"

"Reason." You slump in defeat.

"Well asshole, we're all good to go here. Just waiting on you to take the stage for your big speech." She yawns, "Clearly your wife is the more interesting in your marriage. Speaking of, what's going on there?"

You clear your throat, "We'll tlak at the wrap." You say as you hangup and make our way to the elevator.

> Paused for Sleep. Might update a bit tomorrow daytime but next full session will be Monday night.
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but but sleep is for the weak
il be there when our back
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I'm half asleep gentlemen. Sorry for the slice of life and intro stuff taking so long. I've got the bets marked down and all the prepwork ready to go for us once we get into it.

Sorry as well that I'll be busy tomorrow, I'll try and pop in for a post or two. But gotta spend time with my Wooman.

Have another Quest's lead Wooman, in exchange I expect Feedback Questions and Harrasment whether here, twitter or discord.

Shill Stuff:
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Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/xM2aCYq

Starborn Thread 0: https://yuki.la/qst/486356
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Lewd Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/StarbornOP
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>>872336
now im off to watch the movie of this
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>>872399

Have fun. Popcorn flick.
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>>872336
When pickanon returns and you're posting Tsuki

Well, I mean, I guess I'll turn my trip on, then.
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>>872402

You know what else is a good popcorn flick you meme loving fuck?

Pumpkinhead
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You head up in front of the board, brushing off your work suit with Hansen and Susan in tow. You're feeling a bit more like yourself this year, you don't see any reasons to worry. The new blood is under Jerry's tutelage and she's there to stop him fucking up. You're going to direct humanity's slavation.

Maybe this year will be your masterpiece.

You stand with your hands on the railing, cutting an impressive figure as the board cuts a more intimidating and grand backdrop. But this is your show, soon the huge crowd's conversations die out one at a time. You take a moment drinking it in as you feel all their eyes glued to you, not in lust or admiration - but respect.

Ancient Ones you love this part.

"Comrades! Welcome, to your regularly scheduled programming. Tonight, we save the world." You say as if you were just ordering pizza. "I am James Henderson, you glorious leader and director. But most of you already know that. Last year was a bit of a debacle, but we pulled through it! Because here; in America we are just that damn good! So this year; we're going to breeze through it and we're gonna get through it in Style!" You get some cheers and even a woop or two. "But, before we get to positions, we just need to take a moment."

What are you doing. Oh Ancient ones why are you saying this? ABORT! ABORT!

"I'm sure those of you who knew him have noticed, but Eddie isn't here this year. The old bastard passed away in the Summer." The mood is somber. "He held a unique place here, he was vital to the spirit of this place and I'm y'all have as many memories of the drunk as I do." You make eye contact with a youngish blonegirl from demolitions. She looks devestated at the news, you address the next bit to her, "But don't worry. With Eddie gone, Hansen can finally take his throne as he longest serving staff member; any words to celebrate this occasion Hansen?" You ask turning towards him.

"Two. Fuck and Off." He says causing laughter to stir around the crowd. Can always rely on him to play off of.

"But seriously, I'd like to hand this pen." You indicate the famed dry erase marker of the most ancient betting board. "Over to our new vlood, as is tradition they get first pick on the betting board." You wait... she doesn't take her cue. "Susan get Max." You sigh, she's really killed the timing of this whole welcoming thing, you had such a good flow going too.

By the time Susan has cuffed her in the stomach and dragged her up to the stage, you can feel the momentus occasion has already passed. She timidly takes the pen and goes up to the board, instead of paying attention to her bet however, you talk to Susan in murumrs, "Did you have to punch her?"

"Yes, discipline is important here. Also C45513 asked me to." She shrugs.

Makes sense.

> Roll 1d10 for disaster. First duplicate result is our disaster.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>875356
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rollan
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>>875357
>>875372

Dice gods say 2, chief.
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>>875356
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>>875372
May the Lord help us.
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>>875356
Well shit, I was going to roll first, now look at that.
I'll be there to make sure we get the 91.
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Walking dog, will write when back. Probably be last post before I meet my fiance.
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>>875413
That's sweet. Thanks, and have fun!
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> 2: Chemical quarentine


As you're filling out your bet on the board, you notice that Rachel and her staff are immeditaetly running back to their department. You get a bad feeling which is only compounded when you return to control a minute or seven later.

You look at your monitors and see that Max is being fitted for her headset and introductions, HARRY is doing inventory with a guy and a hard hat and a blonde woman.

C45513 is playing "It's the End of The World as We Know It" By REM over the speakers complete with Holographic representations of every bad thing the song lists.

Rachel's department is covered in multiple fog clouds. You can see different vapors mixing and lingering and steel; quarentine doors are locked in place. You can't ring anyone outside of this room, all you have from Comms is a red flashing light.

You and Hansen can't believe it.

"Susan grab a hazard suit and look to see how far the quarentine is. If somebody didn't get in in time to help deal with it I want them Questioned. C45513, Iwant a list of what they were doing with what compounds on my screen." You growl and Susan and C45513 immediatly go to work dropping any levity.

"Do you find it unusual that despite decades of perfection, two years in a row we have departments cease functioning?" Hansens asks you quietly behind a hand to block lip readers.

You stroke your goatee to cover your mouth too, "You bet your ass I find it strange." You reply.

> Meet the victims

> Write-In

Right, off to meet fiance in like 30 minutes so probably wont continue until monday evening GMT. See you then Minions
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>>875438

> Meet the victims

Also
> 2: Chemical quarantine

Shit.
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>>875438
This increased the diffculty greatly

> Meet the victims
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>>875438
>> Meet the victims
it was a good movie didnt end like i thought it would
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>>875438
> meet the victims
I hope Jerry has done his homework.

How are we going to make lewd things happen without chem? Mood lighting and fireworks?

I wonder what our wife's reaction to Rachel getting mutated and moved to the stable will be.
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Time for some fun
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>>875438
waiting
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Hey guys, I'm in from college.

Just found out a long time mate has died and i'm waiting on more details. So expect spotty updates this evening.

I need to get my mind off this shit so might do a marathon session - we'll see.

If you guys have someone you care about going through a rough time, even if you haven't spoken in ages, send them a message somehow. You don't want to be in my shoes right now.

Pic very fucking related.
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[THE VIRGIN]

Johnathon Barkley

Prominentn member of his university's soccer team. Johnathon has always been an "up at dawn training" kind of guy, humble and kind devoting his time to charity work when not improving himself as an athlete.

Unfortunately, hard work only goes so far and he has been a consistent yet not outstanding member of his B+ Team. Hobbies include cooking and a brief venture into darts. Because of his single minded desire to improve, this has meant his social life has been nonexistant, with this trip being facilitated through his brother and his brother's friends.
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[THE ATHLETE]

Elidh Harper
Skill: Pouty Face - if Elidh asks another sacrifice to do something they will

The head cheerleader every guy wants and every girl wants to be. Miss Harper is set to compete with a select few at the national cheerleading competitions in Vegas next month. This trip is partly to celebrate that fact.

A string of flings and broken hearts are left in the wake of this vindictave diva. Her phone messages indicate a distinct attraction to [THE FOOL] but laments of his homosexuality. Care will have to be taken our puppets dance on our strings rather than hers.
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[THE FOOL]

Martin Barkley

Skill: Bros before Hos - if Martin is around when a male sacrifice is in danger either he or a woman sacrifice will take the hit.

Martin; twin brother of [THE VIRGIN] will probably be a great danger. He is quick and nimble on his feet and bros have always remarked on his ability to get them out of bad situations based on his gut feeling.

Honestly, we probed him for and his brother for latent psionic talent and came up empty, but two identical sacrifices each light on their feet and fit. Are a threat. Luckily Martin will probably be off his tits on booze immediatly.

"Thank God Max will be writing these insead of C455 from now on." You think as you read [THE FOOL]'s file. You hate her summary style and look forward to Max producing encyclopedia length reports.
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[THE WHORE]

Natalie Greaves

Skill: Swift as a coursing river - Has 1 auto escape in land and 1 water based auto escape from threats.

Natalie is America's girl next door. Exc ept that girl next door is also a freak of nature who's momma probably fucked a merman.

In all seriousness, nobody has any issues with her; she smiles, says her prayers and eats her vegetables. Parties moderately has a good ring of friends and has always been sweet on [THE VIRGIN]

This girl hides her perfection behind a bondage mask and a kink streak a mile long. She's been doing cam shows from her training venue when she tells her parents she's driving upstate to visit friends. She's sneaky and quick enough to fuck our virgin and humanity quick and hard if we don't focus up this year.

"Holy shit all of these guys are fit and capable." You say.

"This is a solid away team we're up against James." Hansen agrees.

"You guys will handle it." Susan reassures you both.
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[THE SCHOLAR]

Jane Jonah Jameson

Skill: Wait a minute - JJJ will notice if any sacrifice is manipulated, posessed or acting out of character.

The Most exciting thing in journalism. She has kept her nose pretty clean. We know she smokes and hates vigilantes. Has an avalanache of cute dog photos and has a great investigative sweep. Bugs have been hidden extra carefully and her cigs are laced with sedatives. Keep her smoking and she wont be a problem.

> Discuss plans

> Get an update from a department

> Write-In
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>>879863

Alright, onto the plan.
First of, we don't need the whore to fuck somebody.
Tits or GTFO works too.
Just get her wet, she will have to change her clothes... Which is going to be hard with that 1 water based auto escape.
We can still get her clothes torn.

The rest will depend on which monster makes its move, I'd say.
At least that's what I'm going to contribute.

> For now, just get an update on Chems-Department.
Are they having one orgasm after another right now, or did they fix the problem? At least make it stop leaking.
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>>879822
>Get an update from Chem

See if they are any less dead.

We're pretty screwed without 'em.
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>>879872

>actually just read the whore

Well, look at Mrs. Gray over here!
Maybe we can arrange other things.

But what do I know, I'm the worst person to find out about this kind of stuff.
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The FOOLS skill works in our favor so long as we keep him near the VIRGIN.

the whore is already attracted to the virgin, but threes a crowd. Keep all three together and the whore will burn through her auto escape pretty quickly.

At that point of the trio is still together, just keep the pressure up

If split focus on the now exhausted whore.

Whats the virgins skill?
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>>879888
He... probably has non?
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>>879899

None.
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>>879888
Anyway, the scholas skill only becomes relavent if we roll specific monsters.

With chem out of commission, presumably for the night. We arent going to be fucking with any grey matter.

That means we will be relying heavily on tech to control both the information available to the sacries, and their ability to move around. Not sure if we can pull off a subliminal wothout chem, but we need to look into it now, rather than later.

If we CAN gain control of a sacrie, the athlete is our best fucking bet. She can easily be used to manipulate the others in a more natural fashion. We can manipulate her either subliminally or by facking text messages from friends who heard from friends. Also faking texts between sacries.
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>>879910

Subliminals may or may not work is my ruling.

The rest is all kosher and good planning if you guys do the write-ins correctly and vote for them.
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>>879906
A question. If both the scholar and the whore die simultaneously (or near enough that it's indistinguishable) does that still count for us, or does it have to unquestionably be in order?
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>>879919

Ancient Ones mood depends.

We'll see if it comes up.

If the Ancient ones find it entertaining they may forgive. If not...
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>>879923

... Japan will have to pull their shit together for another year.
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>>879910
The athlete is also possibly our best bet at a tit shot or fucking surprisingly.

Bonus points if we can get her and the whore together, but lets not be too greedy.

Possibles:
The lesbian twist. We ffrustrate the ladies, while manipulating them via text.

Im not gay: the fool gets lucky, doesnt matter who with.

The marathon: the fool gets lucky with EVERYONE except the virgin. Hard to pull off.

Does the virgin need to remain pure, or is it symbolic?
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Japan is so consistent because they're EZ MODE. They're killing off nine-year olds FFS. I don't even need monsters to do that.

We just have to hope someone doesn't give them reinforcements...
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It really depends.
It could help them, too.
They just need the right person to do the right job!
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>>879950
I swear if that isn't one of the monsters for the Nips' stable it needs to be.
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>>879950
If max works out we could let her watch the jap feeds, she would like that.
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>>879888
+1
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>>879941
Right, I'll back
>get an update from chem

Are they irrepeably fucked, or just very limited?
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>>879888
Addendum, after the whore dies our priority should shift to keeping the entire group together.

The fools skill should include HIMSELF as a male, this ensures a proper death order, and is an interesting reversal of standard horror tropes
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>>879967
>>879888

This isn't a vote right now so much as a strat for the night unless i'm missing something.
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>>879978
Nope just strategizing
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>>879863
>get an update from tech, then intel, then lastly see how fucked chem is
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>>879978
Hey not applicable this time around because of the scholar, but would it disrupt the ritual to plant somone with the group?

Standard trope would be the guy thr teens hit on the way to the cabin or the hitchiker
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>>880001

Depending on threat that may be how they operate but an outside interference AKA an agent would be a massive no-no
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"Chem, come in Chem. Chem come in." You drone over the mic for the thirtieth time. You feel like you've aged a decade in the past year.

"Susan have any of your men called in a chemistry staffer who didn't get in to help contain?" Hansen asks while you begin pondering if death by desk blunt force trauma is a good way to go.

"Not a soul. All of them are in there contianing whatever went wrong." She notes in a kind of half curious half surprised tone that reminds you of someone finding out that a neighbour was having twins. "got three men in hazard gear stationed. As soon as someone comes out you'll know."

You now realize that you worrying over your coworker is also you worrying over your wife's mistress and consider the meaning of life and everything. But are interrupted by C455, "Hey Spielberg, got a compound list for you. Coming to your screeeeeen. Now."

"Thanks Holo-tits." you say as your eyes begin tearing into the data presented on the screen. You spot two confirmed relased gases and one probable.

Four Horsemen Pestilence's Gas Grenade Sample

Smoker's Smoke

Faerie Dust

"Well if it's all three we got something that eats any containment method and is highly lethal and agonizing. A blinding smoke that causes you to cough which will make you inhale everything in the environment, topped off with the most highly unstable magical mutagen man,demon or faerie kind has ever seen.2 Hansen says with a frown that puts his resting grump face to shame.

"Yeah, I'm not sure we'll ever see any of chem again nevermind get them running tonight." You concur, with a surprisingly heavy heart; you'll miss Rachel's legs.

> Advance

> Write-In
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>>880006
Can we do tree roots tripping people?
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>>880033
>advance
>have someone unimportant run through backup chem feeds
>get a fucking necromancer down there NOW
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>>880033
>Rachel's dead
;_;

>>880044
Also supporting this.
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>>880033
I support this plan:>>880044
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>>880035

That's like Tech's bread and butter bro.

>>880044
>>880050
>>880051

Best of 3 1d100 DC80 to see if any necromancers are in the building right now.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>880055
Hope
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>880055
Supurfluois rolling

Also holy fuck the director was serious.
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>>880033
>Advance
If designed by competent architects, Chem would presumably have numerous vents to expel breaches into suitably hostile environments, like a magma flow or low orbit or the stables.

Can we use those?
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>>880061

They're active right now. That's why it quarentined.

>>880062
>>880059
>>880057

Whenever the place is vented a necro will be on site to be sent in. going to write in a minute. Got a phone call or two to make.
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>>880055
Over the PA

To all staff, after last year zome of you may think you can get out of work.

Think again
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>>880055

There probaby are some in containment.
Not sure if we want those thought.
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>>880067

Is there an option to press F on a keyboard to trigger an instand respect ceremony?
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Are we talking about a real necromancer?
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>>880078
>>880076
>>880069
>>880068


Rezzing is still a long shot, but the company keeps magic practioners on staff for a reason.
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>>880082
Well at least the bodies are fresh, free of horrible mutilation, and in a magically chargef environment
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>>880095
I said mutilation... i fully expect that what we get back from chem wont be fully human.

And im sure necromantic reanimation sucks balls, or everyone would be doing it. There is even a chance chem will turn into something we have to keep in the stables.

But its our only shot at a working chem department. If rachel wants out after tonight James will pull the trigger himself.

... assuming she can be killed afterwards.
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I hope we can discredit the journalist so that whenever she notices something everyone else just laughs it off.
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"Hansen can you get HR to route any necros on site to the doors. I want as many of my chem department back." You say quietly.

"Yessir."

"Eagle to Control." You hear as Matt checks in.

"Hey Eagle Eye, mood isn't too high up here. Is our laundry out the washer?" You ask hoping a bit of your swagger returns.

"Roger Control, laundry is out of the washer. Heading to the dryer via RV. Repeat via RV." He pauses, "Hope y'all are alright, Eagle eye out."

You sigh and lock eyes with Hansen. This one is going to be a toughie.

> Advance Roll1d100 First 5 rolls

> Do something at control

> Write-In
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>880185
Yessir!
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>880185
Here we go!
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>880185
>Advance
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Don't roll with your vote.

Wait for the vote to pass.

>>880189
>>880194
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>>880185
Are there ways the other department can do chem's job at all? We don't have anything pre-loaded that tech can trigger for us, for example? Anything is better than nothing here.
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>>880199

C455 might be able to pull somethng off further into the night, but until a bit of containment or venting has completed can't risk shit blowing up.

We're not Sweden.
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>>880199

We will have to rely on human instincts and stupid reactions.
Other than that, we can't fog em out of their reserves.
Tech will have to do SOOO much work today.
Demolition probably a bit less.
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>>880185
>grab an early drink of water, pace a bit, work out some nervous energy, get your fucking head in the game. This is entertainment, and you James Henderson are a fucking god at entertainment.
>advance
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>>880185

Best way to prevent premature dice rolling?
Say what you have to roll after the vote is called.
Just being captain obvious, don't mind me.
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>>880185
This >>880211
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>>880185

>>880211

Yes, getting our shit together seems like the way to be.
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You pace nervously around, walking to the stairs, picking up your bottle tking a dirnk stashing it taking a drink pacing back to your seat walking to Hansen's desk checking the other rituals spinning in your seat. You have all this energy to burn. You are James Motherfucking Henderson and you are going to deliver.

You are going to deliver so fucking perfectly that Papa Johns is going to be impressed, you are going to deliver so precisely that you'll be nominated Santa Claus for all of REDACTED LOCATION You are the man.

You got this. You can do this. You feel incredible. You can do this.
_____________________________


A lone sheriff walks up to an RV on the roadside. "Now are you the kids coming in for the old Barton cabin?"

"That's us." Elidh answers "We gonna partyyyyyy WOOOO!" This evokes a lot of cheers and hell yeah's from the RV.

"Well kids I hope ya'll have a blast. The sheriff says with a grin, But I just got to say, be careful. There's always been rumours about that place. They say anyone who stays the night come down traumatised or not at all." He warns.

"Well Sheriff, I can guarentee you; that the most traumatising thing we'll see is Jane with a hangover." Martin promises.

With that th sheriff waves them off, The Summer heat throwing little waves across the air as he lazily waves his hat back and forth. He radios into control. We're LIVE.


> 1d100 First 5.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>880327
Once more with feeling!
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>880327
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>880327
Dragon
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>880327
rollan
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>>880330
Every single night the same arrangement, i go out and fight the fight
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>>880339
God bless you sir

May you be spared the ancient ones wrath
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>>880339

DRAGON BOYS
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Our finalists:

Zombie horde
Beast of Gevaudan
Arachne
DRAGON < Backed by Hanson Y'all get your lewds if he wins the bet btw.
Panotti
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Hansen's fixing this shit somehow, isn't he? His Vittra got into the final five last year too.
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>>880356
>Y'all get your lewds if he wins the bet btw.
Lewds of Hanson?
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>>880365

Your choice.
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>>880369
Lewds of HARRY?
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Guys I've been told this is autosaging. So I'll archive and start a new thread.

>>880374

Literally any pairing. I'd prefer straight or Lesbian since I've wrote that before. See my Purps masturbating Lewd for an example of shit I'm unfamiliar with.
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>>880374
C45513 getting control of everyones massage capable office chairs.
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>>880376
Rachel X Susan is the only choice.
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>>880376
AU Jemma x Centaurs


But in seriousness, I think it would be interesting to see a piece between James and Susan, exploring the dynamic between the two of them.

It doesn't even have to be smut; it could just be something as simple as a brief retelling of a conversation during one of the dinners they had in Sicily, with an emphasis on exploring the characters' thoughts and emotions.

What does Susan see in James, a man who seems perfectly willing to lie to and cheat on his wife? How does James reconcile his actions with the love he presumably feels (or at least felt) for Abby? How do James and Susan each view their relationship?

Or, you know, it could just be smut.
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>>880391
Ooh, got one better.
Susan X Rachel X Abby X Max.
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>>880419
Hmm well Rachel did fuck up, so I could see Rachel X Centaurs as a punishment if the revival works.

Or just fuck with Jerry more and kidnap his daughters, Jordan x Centaurs.

Also, fuck yeah! I was one of the ones that put in for Dragon! But also, I knew this was going to be a massive clusterfuck form the beginning, so now we got no chem, and a creature that will likely just burn the cabin to the ground and kill everyone.

.... any chance we can get the whore outside naked by texting her that Virgin is waiting for her? While locking Virgin in the basement so when the Cabin burns down he will be the last to die as long as wee keep pumping O2 into and scrubbing CO2 out of the basement
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>>880432
Hmm, that could work... Another idea I had is Rachel becoming the facilities toy, being passed around and such as punishment.
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>>880414
>>880432
They got a fever, and the only perscription is horse dick?

But seriouslythis might not be rachels fault.

Two fuckups in a row is suspicious as hell. And you can bet your ass the Director will want to know whats happening.

Or Ancient Ones forbid, show up in person.
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>>880488
nothing is wrong at all. See, look at this trusty brittish fellow.

Also new thread:

>>880502



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