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Shinobi Quest #52

This quest takes place within the lands of the Five Great Shinobi Nations (aka Narutoverse) starting roughly around the beginning of the original series. The world of this quest remains similar to the original, with slight but notable differences in certain areas, based upon the passage of time from a single slightly altered event.

(It’s a goddamn Naruto Quest, you bastards. Have fun, participate, and write in when you feel inclined. Most of the outcomes of this quest will be determined by you, the players. Critiques and questions are always welcome, as my knowledge of the weeby shit is not all encompassing.)

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Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20Quest

Last thread, Tsuki Norihime finished speaking with Kaguya, and after experiencing some difficulties waking, accepted the assistance of The Four- powerful spirits who had intervened in your dreams before.

With their help, Tsuki left the world of dreams behind, waking in a small safe room. After helping the room’s only other occupant, an ailing Kushina, two revelations were leveled to Tsuki- not only was Kurama, the Nine-Tailed Fox, free of his prison; that same former prison, Kushina, was dying.

The once-jiinchuriki of the Nine-Tails laid out her plan to you- to reseal the beast within her, and to die with him sealed, which would destroy the creature for a period of a few years.

Seeing no other option, you agreed, and helped the wife of the Fourth Hokage rise. Together, you trudge out from the safety of the sealed room, back towards Konoha…..
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>>832403

YEEEAAAAAAAA
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>>832403
Now time to run across Nori or Naruto and help seal the beast.
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Time for Minato to sacrifice himself fending off the 9-tailed-beast so he can seal it in his newborn so- er, wait.
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Who is best ninja wrestler
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>>832440
Nah it's time for him to watch that Norihime witch seal the beast back in his wife, causing her death.
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>>832449
It'd be interesting to see canon be delayed because I tailed beast has a few more years to respawn

God knows what would change
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>>832403
So should we basically assume that Tobi is here? Or else who could've freed Kurama? Hell, she wasn't even pregnant this time, so I'm confused on how the hell did it happen when she wasn't helpless. Sharingan bullshit from Tobi?
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>>832464
We'd have known but we choose to talk to our fake mom instead.
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>>832449
>Despite it being Kushina's wish, Minato still blames us for the death of his wife
>Despite Yoru's influence, Tsuki is exiled and becomes a Missing Nin
>She retains her loyalty to Konoha however, and silently resurrects ROOT with the clandestine aid of Danzo and the Norihime corporation
>ROOTquest start
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>>832403

The beast’s roar, even from this distance, is deafening. You cannot see the creature, but even so, your mind does you no favors.

You’d seen a representation in ink, all those months ago, when Naruto and Sai fought in the previous exams- and seeing how large Shukaku had been, you cannot help but think the real thing will put the artist’s rendition to shame.

Kushina, for her part, says nothing- the red-headed shinobi’s stoicism is impressive, considering what she means to do.
The two of you continue to walk, slowly, towards Konoha- the safe house had been nestled in one of the village’s outlying woodlands. Far enough away to be safe in the event of an attack; and far enough away to make the trek back tedious for two wounded shinobi.

Eventually, the trees thin, and after cresting a small hill, the flaming remains of Konoha fill your vision. A massive fox, with nine distinct tails, lets out a fearsome roar while making a swing at something too small to distinguish; Kushina stops dead, her pale face a mixture of sadness and determination.

“There. We’re almost there, Tsuki.” She says through unsteady breaths. “I should be able to seal him by myself, but- my apologies if I ask you to distract him momentarily. You’ve been through far too much tonight.”

You respond with….


1. Doubt. Would it be better to try to lure the demon away from Konoha to perform the ritual?

2. Steadfast Determination. Whatever must be done to protect your home, must be done- personal injuries or no.

3. Concern. Is there no other way to handle this?

4. Fear. The demon is larger and surely more powerful than the One-Tail, and that had taken entire squads of Shinobi to take down. How can just the two of you manage it?
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>>832403
HI WARGLE
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>>832464
Shisui
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>>832513
>3. Concern. Is there no other way to handle this?
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>>832513
>2. Steadfast Determination. Whatever must be done to protect your home, must be done- personal injuries or no.
Whatever it take, we will do so!
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>>832513
>3. Concern. Is there no other way to handle this?
>4. Fear. The demon is larger and surely more powerful than the One-Tail, and that had taken entire squads of Shinobi to take down. How can just the two of you manage it?
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>>832513
>2. Steadfast Determination. Whatever must be done to protect your home, must be done- personal injuries or no.
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>>832513
>2. Steadfast Determination. Whatever must be done to protect your home, must be done- personal injuries or no.
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>>832513
>2. Steadfast Determination. Whatever must be done to protect your home, must be done- personal injuries or no.
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>>832513
>2. Steadfast Determination. Whatever must be done to protect your home, must be done- personal injuries or no.
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boi
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>>832513
>2. Steadfast Determination. Whatever must be done to protect your home, must be done- personal injuries or no.
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>>832513
>2. Steadfast Determination. Whatever must be done to protect your home, must be done- personal injuries or no.
with some
>3. Concern. Is there no other way to handle this?
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>>832513
>2. Steadfast Determination. Whatever must be done to protect your home, must be done- personal injuries or no.
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>>832513
>3. Concern. Is there no other way to handle this?
If not, then
>2. Steadfast Determination. Whatever must be done to protect your home, must be done- personal injuries or no.
So jinchuuriki who lose their bijuu are doomed no matter what?
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>>832513
>3. Concern. Is there no other way to handle this?
>4. Fear. The demon is larger and surely more powerful than the One-Tail, and that had taken entire squads of Shinobi to take down. How can just the two of you manage it?
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>>832513
>2
Let's do this.
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>>832515
Evening Red. hope your casual heist is going well.
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>>832513
2. Steadfast Determination. Whatever must be done to protect your home, must be done- personal injuries or no.
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>>832513
2. Steadfast Determination. Whatever must be done to protect your home, must be done- personal injuries or no
Make dad's proud.
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>>832513
>2. Steadfast Determination. Whatever must be done to protect your home, must be done- personal injuries or no.
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>>832513
>2
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>>832513
>3. Concern. Is there no other way to handle this?
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>>832513
>2. Steadfast Determination. Whatever must be done to protect your home, must be done- personal injuries or no.
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Steadfast Determination.

Writing.
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>>832582
No fear, no regrets. Danzo would be proud!
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>>832598
He would be, if he hadn't sacrificed himself to kill Kisame.
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>>832606
He didn't though.
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>>832606
>Assuming either of them are dead when we have no hard reasons to suppose that's the case
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>>832606
Also
>killing Kisame
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>>832606
;_;
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>>832623
Don't worry, neither are dead. Yet
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>>832606
>Danzo
>dead to anyone who isn't pain
Kek
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>>832623
>With his mechanical arm free, Danzo has pointed it directly towards Kisame’s chest wound- his wrist joints go slack, revealing…. Something. There’s a large crack- like an explosive tag going off.

You see Kisame forced off of his feet, spinning uncontrollably into the large animals mouth. As soon as he’s inside, the mouth closes- you can tell his lungs must be near capacity.

“BAKU: RELEASE!”

There’s another loud *CRACK*, as if something was fired at high speed- but you cannot quite see clearly....

As your vision fades, you can make out Danzo, limping towards you- his mechanical arm blackened and in tatters.

You don’t see Kisame.

Danzo ain't dead, and no way Kisame died either.
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“If it must be done, so be it. Konoha’s safety comes first.” You say, with only a slight twinge of fear.

Of course, you are in no shape to fight anything- a single distraction would likely be all you could manage. But still- you won’t sit back and watch your home be destroyed.

“Itachi has taught you much, hasn’t he?” Kushina’s voice, softer now, praises.

“Itachi-sensei has been a wonderful teacher- but this particular lesson.... came from Ebisu-sensei. Do what you must to defend those in your care, even if it means giving your life in the attempt.” You state, memories from Ebsiu’s final confrontation wistfully coming forth.

“Ebisu Hiruko… Your first teacher really has inspired the three of you, hasn’t he? I’m sure he’s proud of you- You are truly shinobi, now- nobody would argue with that.” Kushina says, smiling despite the hell unfolding around you.

Somehow, you manage a smile as well, for just a moment.
“Let’s not keep him waiting- I’m sure he’ll be thrilled to see me again…” Kushina remarks, the fleeting moment of positivity passing.

You nod, and both of you resume walking towards the beast.

While doing so, you….


1. Keep a sharp eye out for friends or enemies.

2. Watch Kurama carefully. The last thing you need is for him to catch you off guard.

3. Ask Kushina about Kurama- surely not all the tailed beasts are monsters?
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>>832694
>1. Keep a sharp eye out for friends or enemies.
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>>832694
>1. Keep a sharp eye out for friends or enemies.
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>>832694
1. Keep a sharp eye out for friends or enemies.
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>>832694
>2. Watch Kurama carefully. The last thing you need is for him to catch you off guard.
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>>832694
>2. Watch Kurama carefully. The last thing you need is for him to catch you off guard.
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>>832694
>1. Keep a sharp eye out for friends or enemies.
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>>832694
>2. Watch Kurama carefully. The last thing you need is for him to catch you off guard.
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>>832694
3. Ask Kushina about Kurama- surely not all the tailed beasts are monsters?
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>>832694
>1. Keep a sharp eye out for friends or enemies.
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>>832694
1. Keep a sharp eye out for friends or enemies
Kushina is watching dear foxy
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>>832711
this
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>>832694
>1. Keep a sharp eye out for friends or enemies.
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>>832694
>1. Keep a sharp eye out for friends or enemies.
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>>832694
>1. Keep a sharp eye out for friends or enemies
As much as I'd love to ask about Kurama, we need to be pragmatic here
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>>832694
>2. Watch Kurama carefully. The last thing you need is for him to catch you off guard.
>3. Ask Kushina about Kurama- surely not all the tailed beasts are monsters?
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Keeping watch.

Roll me a 1d100, first three!
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>832745
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>832745
RIP best MILF.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>832745
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>832745
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>>832754
Thank goodness.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>832745
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>>832749
>>832754
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>>832754

Writing~
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>832758
Been awhile since I've had to roll, lets see if I remember how.
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>>832749
>>832753
>>832754
Use images you fucks. Dice gods love that shit
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>>832791
the only images I have saved are butts
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>>832804
POSTEM

Not like the mods care.
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>>832804
Well you can google shit like: dosh, wrestler, naruto (character name). Have a quality Tsuki to start your own collection!
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Artfag deliver lewds to appease the dice gods they hunger for lewds and money
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>>832806
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>>832806
>Baiting mods
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>>832791
Is the duce good in this quest Ebisu? He's named after a good of luck, after all.
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>>832812
And Fuu.

They really like Fuu for some reason.
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>>832824
Some guy posted a nude r63 of Itachi a couple threads ago and nothing happened to him as far as I saw.
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>>832826
*god
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>>832827
Only at the right times. We still need to test the waters with different images tonight.
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You cannot shake the feeling that you’re being watched as you and Kushina make your way towards where the Nine-Tails rampages. You don’t see anything, though…. until HE appears before you.


Neji Hyuga.


He appears in an instant, likely utilizing the shunshin. He isn’t in a combat stance, but he is standing between you and your destination….

“Tsuki Norihime. Adventure does seem to follow you, doesn’t it? Though, I have to wonder what you’re doing with the Fourth’s wife- and why the monster that was in her stomach is free?” He says, a questioning smirk on his face.

From here, it looks like any injuries he sustained from fighting Hinata have healed- though his Konoha headband hangs from his waistband, instead of being tied across his head.

“You were watching us?” you question.

“Only for a few minutes. I noticed you two coming in from the south, and was intrigued. Today has shown me so many interesting things- so I figured if I followed the two of you, I might see some more.” He admits.

“So why reveal yourself?” You retort. You don’t have time for his banter right now…

“The two of you seemed intent on heading towards that monster- and it was then I remembered that it was supposed to be sealed inside of her! And judging from your injuries, neither of you seem up for a fight- I guess I was just curious.” He answers.

He doesn’t seem antagonistic- but he isn’t exactly offering his help, either. Where has he been all this time…?

You….


1. Reprimand Neji for his cowardice and dismiss him.

2. Ask him to come with you.

3. Ask him what else he has seen.

4. Ignore Neji and leave.

(Sorry for the delay- food had arrived.)
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>>832905
3. Ask him what else he has seen.
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>>832905
>3. Ask him what else he has seen.
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>>832905
3. Ask him what else he has seen.
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>>832905
>4. Ignore Neji and leave.

We're genjutsu'd.
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>>832905
>3. Ask him what else he has seen.
Damnation, he went over to snek uncle didn't he?

Ah shit, what if this isn't Neji, but someone disguised as him?
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>>832905
>3. Ask him what else he has seen.
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>>832905
>3. Ask him what else he has seen.
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>>832905
>3. Ask him what else he has seen.
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>>832905
>3. Ask him what else he has seen.

Legolas, what do your bitch eyes see?
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>>832905
>3. Ask him what else he has seen.
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>>832905

2. Ask him to come with you.

3. Ask him what else he has seen
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>>832905
>1. Reprimand Neji for his cowardice and dismiss him.

"Why the hell are you acting so weird?! There's a giant fox demon destroying our home and here you being a tool! Either help us re-seal the demon into Kushina or go be an arrogant brat elsewhere!"
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>>832905
.>3. Ask him what else he has seen.
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I sincerely hope Orochimaru hasn't already convert Neji.

That would be bad for us right now.
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Neji no jutsu!

Writing.
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>>832977
based on how he's acting it seems likely, however he's got a crush on Tsuki so it could go either way.
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Okay, while he's writing let's try to straighten out what the fuck's going on with Neji.

So far we have:
>genjutsu'd
>betrayal for pedosnek
>someone else (Kabuto?) disguised
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>>832905
>3. Ask him what else he has seen.
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>inb4NejiBattle
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I'm just waiting for the in quest sage tutorial where tsuki borrows the power of one of the four beasts to offset the fact that she can't do shit on her own right now.
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I don't think Neji is actually hostile to us yet. I think he still likes us a bit.
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“Why are you acting so odd? What did you see?” You ask.

“Well- I’ve seen almost everything.” He says, tapping his temple. “My Byakugan are much more developed than Hinata’s are. From atop the hospital I was able to see most of the rest of the finals- including your matches.”

His smile turns into a slight grimace.

“When did you get so strong? Those abilities are something else- and then you beat poor Sai into the ground without even using them.”

His frown evens out as he continues speaking.

“Hinata nearly died to the One-Tail’s host, and the scion of the Uchiha mopped up his bracket like he was playing with children. Then you come out, and have the sand beast dead to rights- before you spare him and concede.” He sneers.

“Although- I cannot really blame you. Orders, right? I wonder how Itachi feels, having that blow up in his face?”

Every word that comes from his mouth grates on you more and more- you don’t have time for this idiot!

Kushina has taken the moment to lean against a nearby wall- but her breathing hasn’t gotten any lighter.

“Neji, I don’t-”


“The Third is dead.” He says, face emotionless.

“....what? What are you-”

LordJiraiya left him to fight Orochimaru, as he chased after the man with God’s eyes.” Neji explains- he seems to be staring past you, now.

“The Third might’ve been able to take him once, but he was over ten years out of practice- and Orochimaru had the Sharingan. It wasn’t even close.”

“I watched him die, Tsuki. As he did so, Orochimaru laughed, his eyes crying tears of blood- he thanked him for his “last gift”- what he called the Mangekyo Sharingan.”

His pale irises focus on your eyes once more.

“He has everything he wants. This village is finished, Tsuki. The Fourth is sure to follow the Third- and when that happens, Konoha is finished.”

You try to think up a rebuttal- but it’s Kushina’s ragged voice that does it for you.

“No…. even if Minato were to fall, the Will of Fire would live on.” She pants.

“Our children- the village’s next generation. You will inherit that will, our strength of purpose. As long as that continues, Konoha lives on…. At least, that’s what Minato says.” Kushina says with a faint smile.

“Neji Hyuga… no doubt you’ve seen many horrors with those eyes of yours- but I would ask that you stay, and help defend the place of your birth. Besides, I don’t think Naruto would forgive you if you left!” She continues.

He’s talking about abandoning the village! How can she still be so kind…?

“Naruto, huh? His destiny is clearer than mine, to be sure. It seems that way with everyone, these days…” Neji responds, his eyes downcast.

You...


1. Ask Neji to come with you.

2. Reprimand Neji for his cowardice. How could he let the Third die?!
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>>833164
>1. Ask Neji to come with you.
Well he isn't full traitor yet.
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>>833164
>1. Ask Neji to come with you.
He has his uses.
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>>833164
>1. Ask Neji to come with you.
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>>833164
>2. Reprimand Neji for his cowardice. How could he let the Third die?!
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>>833164
>1. Ask Neji to come with you.
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>>833164
>1
So keep looking; with the people that care about you.
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>>833164
>1. Ask Neji to come with you.

We're fighting here with next to no chakra and one arm tied behind our back while hauling an injured woman to her certain death against all-powerful madmen, three armies, and the embodiment of rage.

We need the help.
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>>833164
1. Ask Neji to come with you.
This is your chance Neji let's change fate you and I
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>>833164
>1 Ask Neji to come with you.
Supplementary, hug him. He needs one. We need one.
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>>833164
>2. Reprimand Neji for his cowardice. How could he let the Third die?!
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>>833164
>1. Ask Neji to come with you.

Your destiny is clear, at least for this moment
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>>833227
We don't need to hug him.
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>>833164
>1. Ask Neji to come with you.


>>833227
>>833226

You both suck.
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>>833227
Tsuki is carrying Kushina.
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>>833164
>1. Ask Neji to come with you.
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We should mirror danzo. The leafs may be burning but the roots are still strong.
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>>833164
oh god Mangenkyo Snek

RIP Konoha, it's been a good run
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>>833254
oh damn thats actually pretty cool.
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>>833254
Oh, what if Konoha really is finished, but Tsuki uses her intelligence and resources to develop an underground network for the scattered survivors? That would be a much less villainous ROOT than originally pictured.
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>>833164
>1. Ask Neji to come with you
Seeing as no one else is saying it, I'll be the voice of paranoia to insist that we keep a close eye on Neji anyways.

Shit's fucked, but that's never a reason to suppose it can't get worse.
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>>833279
That was implied. Though if he wanted to kill us he would have done it already or do it anyways.
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>>833164
>1. Ask Neji to come with you.
It matters little what destiny holds, what matters is what you do regardless
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Attempting to acquire Neji.

Give me those rolls!

(Reminder, your [Charming] bonus gives you +10 to charisma rolls)
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>833301
Fuu guide us!
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>833301
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>>833301
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>>833301
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>>833301
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Rolled 28 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>833301
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>>833305
I told you Fuu doesn't always work! Now go and use my knowledge for the rest of this thread. Tsukis or Dosh are the secret!
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>>833308

Whelp. The money has spoken.
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>>833308
Dosh saves again!
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>>833308
Destiny? The convenience store was selling it for 298 ryou. I can buy the entire supply if it's really bothering you that much
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>>833308
Good on ya, anon.

Writing.
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>>833355
I don't know why, but that makes me laugh. Maybe it's just that that is a totally Tsuki thing to do.
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>>833308
Whelp. If we can redeem neji, back into the potential partners list he goes.
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Maybe… your destiny seems clouded from where you are, Neji Hyuga- but from where I’m standing, it looks clear.” You say.

Neji looks up at you, confused.

The leaves may burn, and the old growth may be cleared; but the roots- Konoha’s roots- will stay strong.” You declare, borrowing a phrase from Danzo.

He doesn’t look convinced- so you try out the Norihime charm.

Besides- not only does the village need you; I need you as well, Neji-kun.” You say, trying to sound helpless.

We have a plan to reseal the Nine-Tails- but I worry I cannot do it alone. It would be such a relief to me if you could help us…

He seems a bit taken aback by this.

“I, uh-”

[DC:85 - PASS]


Please, Neji-kun.

He straightens his posture, and looks like he’s trying to swallow a frog.

“V-very well! It would be rude to decline a lady asking so earnestly for my help. I’ll protect the two of you.” He relents.

You give him the reward of a winning Norihime smile- even if, inside, you want to pummel him into the dirt.

Idiot.

[Neji Hyuga has joined the party!]
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Still better husbando candidate than lee.
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>>833538
Oh Neji, you adorable twat, maybe if you're lucky you could be a Norihime servant once this is all over.

Maybe.
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>>833565
Honestly getting him some kind of position ROOT or Norihime or whatever will give him some kind of purpose which is what the dude needs instead of living in Hinata's shadow.
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>>833565
That's not a bad idea... Didn't the main family abandon him and ban him from the compound? I think we just acquired our first boy toy servant anons
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>>833538
Hook, line and sinker.
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>>833565
Will he serve with his body?
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>>833565
He can be Tsuki's personal shoe shiner.
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>>833538
jesus he lost that edge fast

I really want us to do the same thing to the other boys. sauce, lee, naruto, gaara, etc.
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>>833538
Maybe there's hope for him after all.

He just has to quit being such a massive tool when it comes to people's capabilities and limits.
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>>833592
He lost the edge because Tsuki passed a 85 dc.

Edge slightly lost to penis.
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>>833585
He'd be an effective guard-dog, at the very least.
He could live outside, in a luxurious Norihime Brand Dog House, once he's been housebroken!
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>>833538
Jesus, Tsuki knows how to whip the boys into shape real quick
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>>833598
And if we roll high enough, he'll love every moment of it.
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>>833598
WIth his very own Norihime Brand Dog Collar adorning his neck! In Princess Pink of course.
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>>833611
It will go fetchingly with his new butler outfit.
And, if he's been a particularly obedient hound, he can join Kakashi's dogs for their poker nights.
For a cut of the winnings, of course.
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>>833596
Thusis the way of all boys
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>>833623
Why, our plan is perfect! Ohohoho!
Now we just need to convince him that it is his destiny to be our dog and then we're golden! (or at least, more golden than we already are)
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Well he'll make a nice servant, we'll adopt him and give him a new purpose, aid in the rise of new money in the leaf and of course please his mistress, miru will teach him a few things and we can become a better cult leader than pedo snake
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>>833602
Not all the time anon....
Imagine the pain we could have spared everyone if we could have just rolled better.
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>>833592
he has a benis

canon sauceman did not
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You gather a bit more information from Neji while you help Kushina stand. Apparently Minato and the others were trying to fight the Nine-Tails, but Minato was taken out of the fight early- he just disappeared while fighting one of the Akatsuki- though the man disappeared with him.

The fight against the Nine-Tails took a turn for the worse after he left- that was when he decided to leave. He offers to carry Kushina, as it will speed up your travel considerably.

She acquiesces, although it’s obvious she would rather walk under her own power- but regardless of her feelings, she doesn’t object.
The three of you make your way towards the towering fox- while Neji calls out the locations of nearby Shinobi.

“Naruto and his sister are to the north- they aren’t moving, though. Either she’s hurt, or otherwise incapacitated. Seems Naruto isn’t willing to leave her side.” He announces.

“Hinata and your sensei Itachi are nearby as well- over to the west. Kakashi-sensei is heading east, away from the beast, but I’m not sure what he’s up to.”

“Nori always had nightmares about Kurama- ever since she was little. We never were sure why- unless he affected her somehow when I was pregnant. She’s probably terrified right now…” Kushina says, voice heavy.

You do remember how she reacted to the Ink-Kurama back during the spring exams- she was terrified then, as well.

You…


1. Head towards Kurama. Time to finish this.

2. Head towards Naruto and Nori. You need their help- and you need to help Nori.

3. Head towards Hinata and Itachi. You need their help.

4. Follow Kakashi- see what he’s up to.
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>>833708
>2. Head towards Naruto and Nori. You need their help- and you need to help Nori.
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>>833708
2. Head towards Naruto and Nori. You need their help- and you need to help Nori.

See their mom before she dies.
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>>833708
1. Head towards Kurama. Time to finish this
Let's get this done and get Neji into his new home... Once we rebuild it.
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>>833708
>1. Head towards Kurama. Time to finish this.

The sooner we plug the largest hole in this swiftly-sinking ship, the easier it will be to deal with the other problems.
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>>833708
>1. Head towards Kurama. Time to finish this.
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>>833708
>2. Head towards Naruto and Nori. You need their help- and you need to help Nori.

at least them say goodbye to Mama Uzumaki
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>>833708
>2. Head towards Naruto and Nori. You need their help- and you need to help Nori.
They should at least get the chance to say goodbye.
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>>833708
>2. Head towards Naruto and Nori. You need their help- and you need to help Nori.
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>>833708
>2. Head towards Naruto and Nori. You need their help- and you need to help Nori.
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>>833708
>2. Head towards Naruto and Nori. You need their help- and you need to help Nori.
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>>833708
>1. Head towards Kurama. Time to finish this.
End everyone's source of nightmares. Let's do this!
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>>833708
>2. Head towards Naruto and Nori. You need their help- and you need to help Nori
Let's give naruto a Canon realignment
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>>833708
>2. Head towards Naruto and Nori. You need their help- and you need to help Nori.
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>>833708
>2. Head towards Naruto and Nori. You need their help- and you need to help Nori.
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>>833708
2. Head towards Naruto and Nori. You need their help- and you need to help Nori.

Its their last chance to see their mother.
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>>833708
>4. Follow Kakashi- see what he’s up to.
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>>833708
>1. Head towards Kurama. Time to finish this
yeah, no

going north is just gonna cause Naruto or Nori to try to stop us from going to Kurama
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>>833708
>2. Head towards Naruto and Nori. You need their help- and you need to help Nori.

>5. Tell Kushina some remnant of the fox is in Nori.
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>>833708
>2. Head toward Naruto and Nori. You need their help- and you need to help Nori
We do need some support before we take on Kurama.

>[Minato] just disappeared while fighting one of the Akatsuki- though the man disappeared with him
That tenacious bastard's not dead until we see a body.
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>>833708
>2. Head towards Naruto and Nori. You need their help- and you need to help Nori.
>5. Tell Kushina some remnant of the fox is in Nori.
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Let's go see some blondes~

Writing.
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>>833747
>Tell Kushina some remnant of the fox is in Nori
Shit, I forgot about that.

Ino got mindraped by something while trying to mind-transfer with Nori, didn't she?
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>>833759
she did, and we saw bits of it in our fight with nori.
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>>833747
Oh yes please include this if you can, wargle.
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Remind me, is Tobi in this quest?
Also depending on how Wave went and if he survived I think Haku (our hard counter) may join Akatsuki.
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Hmm. It occurs to me that Naruto was able to forcibly take Kurama's chakra. It wasn't easy, and he was paying for it, but he could.

So in theory Tsuki might be able to do the same, except with Moon Mom's help maybe either have better control of the power, or possibly funnel the energy to Kaguya. If we go that route.

Still leery of trying because we need to make the roll to become jinchuuriki, we'd probably be opposed to the rest of the jinchuuriki, AND if Kaguya decides she needs to pull the nine-tails out of us we will probably die...but it may not inherently bring us into conflict with Kaguya.
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I don't think Wargle actually confirmed what release counters Stellar yet, did he?
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Do not mind this roll~
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>>833805
oh my
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>>833805
lol
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>>833803
Well water and wind trumps lightning and fire.
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>>833805
BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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>>833805
I will mind that roll goddammit, i'm scared!
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>>833805
Oh boy.

ASSUME CRASH POSITIONS.
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>>833805
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>833805

Well.

I hope this is good, otherwise we might out-pace Young Demon Familiar Quest for shit luck tonight.
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>>833805
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>>833805
>inb4 this was Minato's performace
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>>833805
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>>833805
I MIND THIS ROLL. I MIND THIS VERY MUCH.
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>>833805
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>833805
I'm trying but I cannot help but mind that roll.
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but whose 100 is it?!?!
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>>833871
Better not be Neji's roll to seduce.
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>>833871
Based on the picture? Evil Tsuki.
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>>833875
Stupid sexy eyes.
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>>833875

Neji is objectively the worst of all husbandos, coming in below Lee.

And all husbandos are objectively inferior to even the worst waifu.
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>>833890
Lee and Neji are both pretty shit tier.
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>>833886
I too love Hinata
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>>833871
I do enjoy some Ino. Lawdy.

Post incoming shortly.
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>>833883

Okay, now I hope this was Kaguya's roll to assist.
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>>833871
Naruto chicks do things to me
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>>833906
>>833900

This is probably how Ino is doing right now
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Oh yeah, if we ever achieve an "Stellar Releave: Afterglow" level 2, we should totally call it the Steamlight.

Or we could just rename it to Steamlight as it is.

Because I fucking want a Redline reference, and the Steamlight affects is how I imagine Stellar Release looks.
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Oh god Ino is going to be the jinchuuriki.
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Why not Afterglow: second wind
Afterglow: third bloom
Afterglow: fourth base
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>>833930
That'd be neat, but why would you assume that? She may have gotten mind raped but she shouldn't have picked up any of the fox chakra.
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>>833947

Because not even Tsuki is that dense.
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>>833930
I'm pretty sure the conclusion of her encounter with Kurama is supposed to be that Nori is a true jinchuuriki (rather than a pseudo like everyone thought).
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>>833956
Going with pseudo unless Kurama was split apart earlier in plot due to au shenanigans. If he was then the yin kurama maybe the one rampaging and Yamanaka are like yin based right?
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You tell Neji and Kushina to head towards Naruto and Nori- you choose to bank eastward around Kurama to do so, hoping to avoid contact with the beast for now.

As the prospect of seeing her children, Kushina’s face seems to regain some color.

Sneaking around Kurama is easier than expected- the Fox seems wholly preoccupied with wanton destruction, and whatever shinobi dare to challenge it. Within a few minutes, you are able to find the building the Uzumaki children are holding up in.

When you enter the half-folded structure, the sight is quite pitiful- Nori is on the ground crying, curled up into a ball. Naruto is trying to calm her down- but it doesn’t seem to be working.

“Naruto, that’s enough. I’ll take care of her.” Kushina says, as Neji sets her down.

“Eh? Mom? What are you doing here? Is that Tsuki and Neji too?” Naruto says, surprised.
“Yes, they’re helping me for right now- please, let me help your sister.” Kushina explains.

“Right, ok. Just… take it easy mom, alright?” Naruto concedes.

“I’ll be alright, Naruto. Please, don’t worry.” She sighs.

Naruto walks over towards Neji and yourself, while Kushina takes a seat next to her crying daughter, pulling her into a hug.

She seems to be singing something to her, but you can’t quite make it out.


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“Well, I’m glad the two of you are alright. When dad took you the two of you to the safehouse, nobody seemed to know what was going to happen. I hope he’s alright, too- he’s pushing himself way too hard.” Naruto admits.

While Neji keeps a lookout, you have a spare moment with Naruto.

You….


1. Explain Kushina’s plan to him.

2. Ask what happened after you blacked out.

3. Ask about Danzo’s whereabouts.

Pick One.
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>>833979
>1. Explain Kushina’s plan to him.

He needs to know what we plan.
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>>833979
1. Explain Kushina’s plan to him.

He should know what he's getting into
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>>833979
>1. Explain Kushina’s plan to him.
job first.
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>>833979
>2. Ask what happened after you blacked out.
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>>833979
>2. Ask what happened after you blacked out.
We're basically operating blind here. Lets get some info!
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>>833979
>1. Explain Kushina’s plan to him.
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>>833979
>1. Explain Kushina’s plan to him.
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>>833979
>1. Explain Kushina’s plan to him.

He has a right to know the plan. if we have time we can ask for more info after
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>>833979
>2. Ask what happened after you blacked out.
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>>833979
>1. Explain Kushina’s plan to him.
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>>833979
>1. Explain Kushina’s plan to him.

Naruto, real talk, Kurama's the Death Star and your mom's a proton torpedo, and I ain't just sayin' that cause she's packin' a pair of ballistics, dig?
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>>833979
>1. Explain Kushina’s plan to him.
relevant information
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>>833979
>2. Ask what happened after you blacked out.

Does Naruto/Nori realize that Kushina is terminally afflicted?
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>>833979
>1. Explain Kushina's plan to him.
He deserves to know.
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Explaining the plan.

Writing.
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>>833979
1. Explain Kushina’s plan to him
I'm so, so sorry. It's gonna suck.
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>>834030
Completely expect him to volunteer to be the new host.

If only so they have abit more time with their mother.
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>>834051
I think that may actually be a good idea. Keeps us from loosing the tailed beast and no way will Nori take it. Though nay strain their relationship
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As Kushina comforts her daughter, you take the time to explain her plan to seal the Nine-Tails within herself, and perish with it inside of her, sealing it away for a period of time while the village recovers.

His expression hardens at the explanation, but he’s doesn’t openly object like Nori might- instead, he wordlessly walks over to where his mother and sister are sitting, and sits down beside them.

Once Kushina finishes her song, and Nori appears to have calmed down, Naruto makes his intention clear.

“I’ll be the new Seal for the Nine-Tails, Mom. You don’t have to do this- the three of us need you.” He declares without a second thought.

“No.” Kushina responds.

“Eh?! Why not! We just have to be Uzumaki, right? I’m plenty strong enough!” Naruto protests.

“He’s much too strong right now- Kurama is the strongest of his kin. At his full strength, even an Uzumaki would be overwhelmed. When he was transferred to me, we had a special ritual prepared to weaken him ahead of time- and we don’t have the time or resources to prepare it now. If you’re intent on it, be prepared to seal him when he resurfaces.” Kushina explains.

“Besides, even if I did not reseal Kurama within myself, I fear it’s much too late. I’m likely only alive right now because of my Uzumaki blood. Let me do our village this last service, Naruto. Please.”

The blonde boy’s eyes begin to well slightly- although you can’t really blame him.

“No- there has to be another way! I can handle it- and we can heal you! Grandpa Jiraiya always talks about that girlfriend of his- the lady who can heal anything! She should be able to help you!” Naruto begs.

Kushina just draws the blonde chunin into a tight hug.

You…


1. Let the family have their moment together.

2. [Norihime Genius] Explain there might be an alternative… (Will require a charisma roll to convince Kushina/ or other party)
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>>834142
>2. [Norihime Genius] Explain there might be an alternative… (Will require a charisma roll to convince Kushina/ or other party)
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>>834142
>2. [Norihime Genius] Explain there might be an alternative… (Will require a charisma roll to convince Kushina/ or other party)
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>>834142
>2. [Norihime Genius] Explain there might be an alternative… (Will require a charisma roll to convince Kushina/ or other party)
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>>834142
>2. [Norihime Genius] Explain there might be an alternative… (Will require a charisma roll to convince Kushina/ or other party)
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>>834142
>2. [Norihime Genius] Explain there might be an alternative… (Will require a charisma roll to convince Kushina/ or other party)
I'm not entirely sure what the alternative is but I want to find out.
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>>834142
What IS the theoretical alternative?
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>>834142
Jinchurichi Tsuki IS GOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>834142
>1. Let the family have their moment together.
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>>834142
>1. Let the family have their moment together.
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>>834142
>1. Let the family have their moment together.
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>>834142
>1. Let the family have their moment together.
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>>834142
>2. [Norihime Genius] Explain there might be an alternative… (Will require a charisma roll to convince Kushina/ or other party)
inb4 critfail
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>>834159
That's a terrible idea. Chakra control is one of our finest points and you want to shoot it into the dirt? We can already kill with plenty of firepower, we don't need the Nine Tails to fuck everything up for us.
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>>834142
>2. [Norihime Genius] Explain there might be an alternative… (Will require a charisma roll to convince Kushina/ or other party)

Are we advocating splitting it between the two or three of them since Nori already has a fragment?
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>>834168
Having near endless reserves is great for Stellar though, more chakra makes it that much harder for us to run out. And besides we can train up control if we have to
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>>834142
2. [Norihime Genius] Explain there might be an alternative… (Will require a charisma roll to convince Kushina/ or other party)
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>>834170
Between the three could work, but I fear for Nori after seeing her reactions to Kurama
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>>834142

2. [Norihime Genius] Explain there might be an alternative… (Will require a charisma roll to convince Kushina/ or other party)

Nori already has part of the Nine-Tails in her.
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>>834176
Hey, we have more than one voice in our head, she can learn to deal with it too!
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>>834176
Probably why we will need to roll for it tbqh
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Explaining the alternative method. (Splitting Kurama into pieces, essentially.)

GIMME

DAT

ROLL

(Here, have a Nori)
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>>834191
save the MILF
save the world
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>834191
HOT ROLL COMING AT YA
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Dosh gods time to save us>>834191
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>>834191
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>>834193
I hope we got a bonus to this roll
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>>834193
thank you good sir, with +10 from charming we get 86, hopefully that's enough.
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>>834192
>>834193
>>834195
86
not bad but will it be enough
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>>834193
86 with the charming bonus!

Writing.
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>>834193
You based fucker.

I hope it's good enough I don't want them to see their mother die.
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>>834210
A sick part of me wants it to happen, just so Tsuki and Hinata can comfort Nori over their shared motherless-ness.

It would be really sweet.
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>>834217

Except for the part where Nori is a rageaholic, you mean?
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Tsuki Norhime

Super Genius

pic unrelated
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>>834227
Damn, that's a good Temari
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>>834224
Well, once she's done being more lively than her mother, obviously.
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>>834217
It will accelerate their growth as shiobi greatly definitely
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>>834217


>>834227
good lord she's pretty
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>>834227

It's such a shame that Sand is fucking dead after this.
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>>834243
>Temari is captured
>Tsuki jobshadows Anko on her interrogation pf Temari
>Anko has ways of making Temari talk, and squeal, and moan, and scream
"Now you try Tsuki"
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>>834251

When Anko isn't a slut, she is up there with Hinata as best waifu.
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>>834251
Anko and Temari are just unfairly attractive.
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>>834251
That pic looks like she's going to pop her tit.
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LETS STICK THE FOX INTO ITACHI
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>>834259
bosoms should be protected
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“There… might be another way.” You interject.

The two of them turn to you with curiosity.

“What I mean is- the Tail-Beasts are beings made entirely of chakra, right? Since Nori already has some of the Nine-Tails within her, she should already be a suitable vessel, in theory.” You explain.

“We had considered that, originally- having Nori inherit Kurama from me once she was old enough. However, she can barely control the fragment of his power within her- we decided that she would not be suitable to become the next Jiinchuriki of the Nine-Tails.” Kushina explains.

[Norihime Genius!]

“Split him, then!” You declare.

“What? I’m not sure what you mean, Tsuki.” Kushina asks.

“The Nine-Tails is nothing but chakra- if Nori is already suitable, and Naruto is willing, then feasibly you could split him between the two of them, right? Besides, the seals you Uzumaki are famous for were able to hold him at full power within you- it should help Nori gain some control over her power as well.”


[DC:80 to convince Mom - Pass!]


“The theory is sound, but- there is still the issue of my health, Tsuki. I already explained this to you- I won’t recover from this. It’s simply easier this way.” Kushina objects.

“So you’ve said- but I have my reservations. If your body is simply not healing naturally, if you had a source of outside healing, you could continue living. Most medical-nin would likely only be able to prolong it… but if what that pervert Jiraiya and the Third have said about Tsunade is true- she’s the most skilled healer in the world. You may not fully recover… but you needn’t die, either.” You theorize.

“Possibly- but still, all other Jiinchuriki who’ve lost the beast within have perished. Even my predecessor, who was also an Uzumaki.” Kushina responds.

“Who was your predecessor? You inquire.

“The first. Mito Uzumaki- the wife of the First Hokage. She died shortly after passing Kurama on to me- although she was already of advanced age at the time.” Kushina answers.

“It’s possible even her Uzumaki body couldn’t handle the strain at her advanced age- in fact, I’d even call it probable. Probable enough that it’s worth a shot!” you announce.

“Maybe- but I won’t push Kurama unto Nori like he was pushed unto me. If she agrees to take half of him, I’ll agree to it.” She acquiesces.
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>>834286
Moment of truth.

Nori needs to overcome her fear, or her mother will sacrifice herself.
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>>834286
I am very amused that everyone is fine with essentially ripping a person in two, leaving one side with the mental and the other with the physical.

Like wow. If you're considering Kurama a person then talk about a dick move.
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>>834291
NORI was atleast 90 anon.
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>>834297
inb4 it was 85
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>>834295
well we don't KNOW that we're not a tailed beast aficionado we're just trying to save lives.
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>>834295
PFFFT!

Come now, anon. Tailed Beasts aren't PEOPLE!

They are obviously mega chakra demons, and need to be locked away forever!
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>>834295
Seeing as he is currently destroying our hometown and killing people of his own volition, it's difficult to feel too bad about doing that to him right now.
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>>834295
Anon pls

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE >>834303
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>>834295
>Nori gets mental
>Is never sane again
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>>834295
Pft. Ninja. We're super fine with doing horrific things to people we don't know or care about.
This one's smashing up our digs.
Bring on the molecular disassembly.
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>>834311
That would only make her hotter!
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>>834303
I mean, if they just go around destroying shit and killing people, yeah. Then they're just a detriment to society. We put people like that in prison, it's just harder to put a tailed beast in prison. And in a way that saves best MILF.

Just think of it more as a problem animal that's sometimes sentient and literally impossible to kill.
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Didn't they split the nine tails up in canon?
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>>834286
You know, we considered being a sole vessel when the option is on the table, so why not offer to take an additional fragment to lessen the burden on the rest of the Uzumaki
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You look over to your young teammate, cradled in the arms of her mother. You’ve… never been the best at dealing with her, you admit. You are doing this for her best interest, though- you only hope she realizes that.

You really don’t want her to be without her mother- it’s not something you’d wish upon anybody.

“She’s sleeping, for now- I’ll wake her once you decide what you want to say.” Kushina says.


You…


1. Take the approach that this is the best way to conquer her fear.

2. Take the approach that this is the only way to save her mother.

3. Rely on Naruto to help you convince her.

4. Simply put the solution out there, and let Nori choose for herself.
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>>834316

Yeah.

And Minato sealed away the Yin Chakra half of Kurama into himself, who sealed himself into the stomach of the Death God.

For some reason.
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>>834327
>4. Simply put the solution out there, and let Nori choose for herself.
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>>834327
>4. Simply put the solution out there, and let Nori choose for herself.
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>>834327
>2. Take the approach that this is the only way to save her mother
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>>834327
>Tell her that if she's willing you'll split her half so she doesn't have to go through this alone
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>>834327
>4. Simply put the solution out there, and let Nori choose for herself.
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>>834327
>4. Simply put the solution out there, and let Nori choose for herself.
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>>834327
>4. Simply put the solution out there, and let Nori choose for herself.
Weve manipulated her enough.
This is her choice to make.
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
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>>834327
>4. Simply put the solution out there, and let Nori choose for herself.
Tsuki'll still tell her that her mom'll probably die if she doesn't, right Wargle?
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>>834327
>2. Take the approach that this is the only way to save her mother.
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>>834327
>4. Simply put the solution out there, and let Nori choose for herself.


Kill your mom or grow up.
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>>834327
>4. Simply put the solution out there, and let Nori choose for herself.
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confront your worst fear or your mother will die and you'll be grounded
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>>834346
If you don't you'll be worse than neji, and god dammit look at him, do you really want to be worse than THAT?
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>>834347
but first, finish your Brussels Sprouts
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Time to redpill Nori on Biju~

Gimme some rolls, please.
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>834351
give it a hug
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>834351
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>834351
I offer a true capitalist.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>834351
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>834351
Let me tell you about the bijus
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Well fuck.

Can we get a reroll of some sort?
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I don't think she's gonna go for it, guys.
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>>834353
>>834354
>>834355

Good job Nori! It's your fault your mother died!
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>>834353
I was gonna say inb4 no roll over 40, but good job anon. 41.

>>834355
I feel like I should have Real American softly playing in the backgound.
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>>834353
>>834354
>>834355
DAMNIT
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>>834353
>>834354
>>834355
>>834356
>>834358

FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE

SEAL IT IN THE TSUKI

WHAT'S ONE MORE VOICE IN HER HEAD? GIVE BUNNY BITCH SOME COMPANY!
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>>834366
No. That's a terrible idea.
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Man, what's with the rolls tonight?

It seems like every quest has had shit rolls today, with very few exceptions.
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>>834366
Stick it in Itachi or Neji...what could go wrong?
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>>834367
It might not be strictly off the table, considering Kushina's guaranteed to die if we don't.

Just something to consider.
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

Amused QM rolls a die.

What could happen? It's a mystery!
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>>834367
Coaxing Nori out of her safe space failed

something has to be done and panicking just isn't going to work in this situation

>>834368
the dice fucking sucks
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>834351
Well those were some shitty rolls.
Let me show you how its done.
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>>834372
Wow.

I'm still worried about what the 100 was for.
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>>834372
Man I can't wait to go full MONGREL on someone eventually, should be fun.
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>>834372
>Kotetsu shows up and volunteers to help seal the nine tails
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>>834372
>>834353
>>834354
>>834355
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>>834369
Not neji he's proven to be a shit.
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>>834375
I assumed that it was whether or not Kurama noticed us moving to Naruto/Nori.

Which is anticlimatic but eh.
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>>834380
This is not what that die roll was for.

>>834362
>>834361
>>834373

...Did I ever say it was a charisma roll?

>>834358
41. Writing~
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>>834382

Isn't it 51, because Charisma bonus? I mean I'm not sure what else the first rolls could be...
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>>834386
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>>834386
You guys picked the option that let Nori choose on her own, without trying to convince her of anything. It was not a charisma roll.

It was for something else entirely~
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>>834388
how big the fart she rips is?
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>>834388
Well that's kinda dickish. I asked if she would still know that her mom would die if we chose that option and you never answered.
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>>834388
Roll to resist Snake sharingan?
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>>834391
You told Naruto, why wouldn't you tell Nori? Hiding that information would be counter-productive to letting her make the informed choice.
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>>834394
So she does know? I figured Nori wouldn't have a problem choosing her mom over facing her phobia. Maybe mine's not so bad after all.
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>>834392
Maybe its neji brightslapping nori about being too scared to save her mom when he would have killed for the chance.
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Kushina gently wakes Nori- who is immediately surprised by her surroundings.

“...huh? Mom? Why are you- Princess, you’re here too?????”

It takes a few minutes to explain how everyone got here- after which you carefully explain the situation everyone is in. You have no intention to try and convince Nori one way or the other- this is her choice, and her choice alone, to make.

“T-the fox, huh?” She stammers, obviously trying to keep her cool.

She closes her eyes and spends a few moments thinking- or pretending to think.

“I-I’ll do it! Otherwise… no! I’ll do it! Not a problem, ya know?” She declares.

“Nori, please- if you aren’t sure, please don’t force yourself into this.” Kushina begs.

Instead of responding, Nori gives her mother a big hug.

“You can’t die, mom… You can’t. I- I’ll do whatever I have to…..” she mumbles.

Well… that could have gone better. You guess there really was no alternative- no loving child would sacrifice their parent simply due to fear, right?

With that matter settled, you turn back to Kushina. While she’s still comforting her daughter, you can tell she’s preparing herself for what comes next- facing the Nine-Tails directly.

Unfortunately, this sealing ritual is likely going to be a lot more complicated than just resealing the Fox within Kushina- hopefully everyone is up to the task.
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AND ON THAT NOTE!

We're pausing the thread for tonight. Thanks for coming, everyone! We'll resume thursday night, for what is likely to be a special session! (Where I either start earl or bail at midnight to grab the new pokemon! Oops!)

Send Lewds to @WargleQM

Inter-thread Discussion is go!
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>>834402
I know just where to seal Kurama
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>>834402
Thanks man
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>>834402
Thanks for running, Wargle
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>>834402
Buh... but what was the roll for?
...
Balls. Thanks for running, Wargle. See you on Thursday.
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>>834402
Thanks for running boss.

Dam rollercoaster ride never ends
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make Kurama the new mascot for Ichiraku

AND DON'T PAY HIM FOR HIS LIKENESS RIGHTS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>834404
I concur and someone get more lewds
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So is Zetsu the only Akatsuki not accounted for? Not that I expect him to do much at all. He's probably just observing stuff and commenting like it's ninja MST3K.
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>>834402
Its a shame I keep coming late to your quest simply due to being an eurofag.

We better go bunny route guys, as I probably wont be able to vote for it due to being late everytime.
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Do we know if drawanon is a bunnyfag or a 4Spiritsfag
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>>834461
Not sure but one of the draw fags has drawn Tsuki with rabbit attachments.
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>>834461
Our main drawfag is definite a bunny man. He won't be salty if it doesn't go that way, though.
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>>834991
Will there be still a chance to go jinchuuriki ourselves?
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>>835032
Fuck that noise
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>>835032
Fuck no
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>>835032
Not unless everyone REALLY wants to, which I doubt. It would be insanely dangerous as a non-Uzumaki with already viabke chakra.
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>>835155

This is the best image out of all of them.
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>>835161
I dunno, there are some other good ones.
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>>835155
Once again proving why he's best dad

He even made a fucking metal gear to keep missing nin off our lawn
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>>835161
Never doubt the drawfags!

(Go write some more Cabin in the Woods, you glorius fuck. I mssed that thread and regret it intensely.)
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>>835169
That's a nice Tsuki
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>>835183

I'm trying to do it occasionally so it doesn't get overexposed.

Starborn is my routine quest (Which doesn't get as much love sadly)

Also I'm catching up on rest from two marathon sessions.Let me chill Warglepls.
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>>835210
I'll check it out. Just wanted to give you some positive reinsforcement.
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>>835282

Wargle senpai....

have a wagon....

ITS NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING.
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>>835285
>cockbock
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>>835032
Sounds gay
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>>835032
I'd rather not.
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>>835032
Fuck and No.
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>>835169
Yeah, that's my favorite for sure.
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>>835169
This is now canon.
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>>835032
Since Nori agreed to take the fragment to save Kushina, there is literally no possible remaining reason why Tsuki would agree to become a jinnchuriki.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYc2q8FLmk4

Your arm aches. Though it’s tightly bound, and the adrenaline has dulled the pain somewhat, the roar of pain still bites at your senses- you’re going to need medical attention, and soon. You’ve pushed yourself too far today- although you know you aren’t the only one. If this plan works out, Kushina will need it more than you- and if you’re right, she’ll likely need constant support of medical-nin to even survive.

Neji looks pensive. Though you were able to talk him down and gain his “protection”, you still worry about what might be going on behind those pale white eyes. He’s left you and the Uzumaki alone since arriving, choosing to keep an eye on the Nine-Tails; at least, that’s what he said. Hopefully you can count on him.

Naruto is trying to cheer up his family, which varying levels of success. There’s a lot of Minato there- that much is obvious, even to someone like you, who would barely consider him an acquaintance. The Fourth’s natural ability, paired with the power of a Jiinchuriki of the Nine-Tails? The mere considerations of that level of power within a single person almost terrify you. If kept on a short leash, though….

Nori, by contrast, is doing her best not to be terrified. Splitting the power of the demon between her and her brother is her mother’s best shot at survival- that much is clear to her. But will she be able to keep it together, housing half of that monster inside of her? For everyone’s sake, you hope so.

For a woman on death’s door, Kushina continues to impress. She’ll be doing most of the heavy lifting required to seal the Nine-Tails away- she’s one of the few that know the ritual, and the only one on hand. If she’s taken out, the entire plan falls apart.

The redhead turns to you.

“Tsuki, I’ll need a few moments to paint preparatory seals on these two- and since I don’t have any ink, blood will have to do. Toss me a kunai.” She asks.

You oblige with your functioning arm- and the woman catches it out of midair.

“This will only take a minute. If we pull this off, I can supplement the seals later- for now, we need to focus on sealing him.” She continues.

She tells Naruto to take his shirt off- and he begins to do so. Maybe…. You shouldn’t be watching this?


1. Go talk to Neji instead.

2. Go take a look at the Nine-Tails.

3. Watch the ritual, shirtless boy and all.
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>>838844
>3. Watch the ritual, shirtless boy and all.
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>>838844
Welp, a good precursor for things to come.

We trip now.
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>>838844
>3. Watch the ritual, shirtless boy and all.
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>>838844
>3. Watch the ritual, shirtless boy and all.
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>>838844
>3. Watch the ritual, shirtless boy and all.

>>838854
On the plus side, we know it's you by clicking on the ID number to highlight all the posts you've made.
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>>838844
1 talk to neji
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>>838844
>1
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>>838844
>1. Go talk to Neji instead.

Gotta make sure hes on the level.

if anyone comes to interfere, he'll be the one to take them on.
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>>838844
>2. Go take a look at the Nine-Tails.
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>>838844
>2. go take a look at the Nine-Tails
I'd argue that this is more pragmatic than watching the ritual, unless we think Tsuki will actually be able to contribute in some way.
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>>838844
>1
If he goes full snek and fucks this shit up at least we can react before he can do anything
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>>838844
1. Go talk to Neji instead.
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>>838844
>1. Go talk to Neji instead.
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>>838844
>3. Watch the ritual, shirtless boy and all.
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>>838844
>2. Go take a look at the Nine-Tails.
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>>838844
>1. Go talk to Neji instead.
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>>838872
This is true.

Switching from 2 to 1.
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>>838844

1. Go talk to Neji instead.
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Talking to Neji.

Writing~
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>>838844
>1. Go talk to Neji instead.

Don't look at Naruto. That will just inflame Neji's jealousy and we don't have time for that shit.

Unfortunately.
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>>838872
If we speak to him properly, very likely he'll be the one holding off any would be interlopers. Especially since we have no way of fighting in our condition.
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>>838844
3. Watch the ritual, shirtless boy and all.
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>>838844
>3. Watch the ritual, shirtless boy and all

Hm...this seems familiar, Wargle...
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There’s something about this- it seems very… personal, between the three of them. You find yourself feeling somewhat awkward, so you decide to talk to Neji instead.

As you approach, he shifts his posture, turning to face you.

“The fox is still being accosted by Konoha forces- even your sensei has joined in. The don’t seem to be having much of an impact; though I admit I’m no expert in the vital signs of Chakra beasts.” He says.

“They may not have to do much- Kushina seemed confident enough when it was just the two of us; though she did mention potentially needing a distraction.” You observe.

“If that’s all she needs, she’ll have it in spades.” He responds letting the conversation drop.

A moment of silence passes between the two of you, before Neji takes the initiative.

“You’ve been favoring that arm for a while- what exactly happened to you after the exams?”

You smirk.

“Your all-seeing eyes didn’t show you? A shame- you would’ve appreciated my victory.” You tease.

“Oh- and what victory was that? What what I could see, your family’s manor is in ruins.” He retorts, eyebrow cocked.

“Bound to happen when fighting two S-ranked Missing-nin; one, now. The blonde one got in a bit over his head.” You say, face twisting into a playful sneer.

“You took down an S-ranked missing-nin, a member of the Akutsuki, no less?” He says, folding his arms.

“Well, I had help. But yes, he’s dead- his body even detonated afterwards.” You explain.

“Ah, that would explain the isolated explosion from before. If you’re looking for praise, though, look elsewhere- I would expect nothing less from someone with your inborn talents.” He says dispassionately.

The comment makes your skin crawl- but no; he doesn’t know, Tsuki. There’s no way he knows.

You…


1. Ask him where he planned to go after leaving Konoha.

2. Ask him why he’s so bitter all the time.

3. Tell him he’s too cute to be so rigid [Charm Roll]

4. Ask him something else. (What?)
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>>839077
>2. Ask him why he’s so bitter all the time.
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>>839077
2. Ask him why he’s so bitter all the time.

Why are you shit Neji?
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>>839077
>2. Ask him why he’s so bitter all the time.
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>>839077
>2. Ask him why he's so bitter all the time
Time to learn about the caged birds.
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>>839077
>1. Ask him where he planned to go after leaving Konoha.
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>>839077
>2. Ask him why he’s so bitter all the time.
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>>839077
>3. Tell him he’s too cute to be so rigid [Charm Roll]

Yeah no, Mr.Edge
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>>839077
>2. Ask him why he’s so bitter all the time.
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>>839077
>3. Tell him he’s too cute to be so rigid [Charm Roll]
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>>839077
>3. Tell him he’s too cute to be so rigid [Charm Roll]

Need to kick him off the train Orochimaru's driving up his ass.
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>>839077
>2. Ask him why he’s so bitter all the time.
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>>839077
2. Ask him why he’s so bitter all the time.
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>>839077
>2. Ask him why he’s so bitter all the time.

In a relatively sensitive way, please.
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>>839077
>2. Ask him why he’s so bitter all the time.
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>>839077
>4. Tell him anyways. You don't want to be afraid of the truth. Not when you might not have a chance to say it later.
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>>839077
>3
Destroy the edge right here
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Also, asking a dude why he's so bitter is unlikely to cheer him up, esecially with Orochimaru's hickey inflaming his passions.
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>>839077
>3

Is there a way to mix options 3 and 2? I could see them bleeding in together, but that's probably just me.
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>>839077
>3
>LuvUbb
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>>839152
I'd be fine with this.
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>>839077
>1. Ask him where he planned to go after leaving Konoha.
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>>839077
4. Ask him something else. (What?)
Ask if he is angry at us or has some kind of problem with us, he can say it go ahead.

Also tell him making pacts with Orochimaru is making a deal with the devil, you'll get what you want but it will cost more than you know.
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>>839077
>3. Tell him he’s too cute to be so rigid [Charm Roll]
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>>839152

Changing to this
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>>839152
That seems like it could work
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Hmmhmmhmm.

Give me a Charisma roll.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>839183
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>839183
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>839183
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>839183
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>>839188
69, I hope that isn't foreshadowing
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>839183
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>>839193
Fuuuuuuuuck.

>>839194

If it's a success here, I'll take it.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>839183
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>>839193
The dice gods are laughing at us. Is this a sign of things to come?
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>>839193
Goddomoth fronk!
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>>839193
>>839203
STOP
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>>839188
>>839183
Delicious 69
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>>839188
69
May have failed this
May be pitied
>>839193
Shit one post too late
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>>839203
>>839204

Signs point to yes.
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I'm just putting my dice away.

That 14 is the highest I've rolled this thread.
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>>839193
...I blame captcha. Sorry.
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>>839215
And then you roll a hundred a post too late
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>>839188
>69

Sigh.

Writing.
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>>839215
Should have quit while you were behind, we might have gotten that 98
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>>839228
YES! Ahahahahahaha!!!!
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>>839228
I knew it. lol
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>>839228
Wait are you giving us a Le 69 XD bonus?
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>>839244
"Bonus" is probably not quite the right word.

The dice want Tsuki to cause a massive misunderstanding. It's not for mortals like us to question them.
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Is it time for lewds? Quick post your lewd Tsuki
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>>839278
With Neji? I sure as hell hope not.
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>>839278
>not lewd Asa's
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>>839278
No, slut
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>>839278
Tsuki ain't a slut pleb
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>>839304
She will be if we make it so, and slut is the wrong word, the term is Escort for extra pocket money and to make business contacts
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>>839333
That's a really bad decision. It degrades her value as a person.
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>>839333
Oh god
Stay away!
Where is gobble and the lewdbins when you need them?
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>>839333
That would make Tsuki a whore. Do you hate her?
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>>839333
Whores are never respected in the business world.

No matter how much power they wield.
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>>839333
>Making Tsuki a whore
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>>839354
>Low Quality
>All these people falling for it.

I wonder what that says about the people here.
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>>839362
That they're willing to rush headlong into a trap to protect Tsuki?
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>>839362
It's /qst/ everyone takes everything seriously and argues over every minor thing

Especially when you have a different opinion then them or if you want a different waifu than them
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>>839381
>inb4 someone mentions puppets
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I love to make a puppet waifu!
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>>839397
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU DEGENERAT MONEY HATING COMMUNIST MOONFAG SHILL
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>>839397
A puppet waifu that uses bows and those swords we got off the Swordsman that is also a whore
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>>839413
You just know people would be plotting how to steal that Sand grandma's puppet-animating technique and get someone to sacrifice themselves to animate it.
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“Neji, why are you so bitter?” You deadpan.

“What?” He says, turning back to face you- before getting a taste of Itachi-sensei’s medicine.

Two fingers, swift to the forehead- even he couldn’t see it coming.

“It doesn’t suit you, y’know. You’re too-”

What you didn’t predict is how he’d react- in his shock, he’d moved a bit forward, and you’d misjudged the distance between you- he’s…. very close. Too close.

Neji once again is unprepared and completely taken aback- his face is tinted bright pink.

Although you aren’t sure you’re any better.

“I-I’m too… what?” He stammers.

With your remaining strength, you push the boy back by his forehead.

“Stupid.” You huff.

“Too stupid.”


------------


You walk back towards the Uzumaki- ritual or not, it can’t be worse than being around him.

Thankfully, everything seems to be in order- everyone is clothed, though Kushina, Naruto and Nori have fresh cuts on their palm.

“It will do for now.” Kushina says, before all three of them turn to you.

“Are you ready, Tsuki? We’re only going to have one chance.” She questions.

The serious air about them quickly sobers your mind- bringing everything back into focus.

“Yes- as ready as I’ll ever be. Let’s go over our plan-


1. Tsuki aids in distracting the Nine-Tails while the Uzumaki begin the ritual.


2. Neji aids in distracting the Nine-Tails while the Uzumaki begin the ritual.


3. Both Tsuki and Neji attempt to distract the Nine-Tails so the Uzumaki can begin the ritual.
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>>839413
>>839420
Completely forgot, it's also a jinjuriki of 3 different tailed beasts and is bisexual, because why not
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>>839432
>3. Both Tsuki and Neji attempt to distract the Nine-Tails so the Uzumaki can begin the ritual.

Neji would do most of the heaven lifting since we are down an arm though.
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>>839432
2. Neji aids in distracting the Nine-Tails while the Uzumaki begin the ritual.
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>>839432
That was cute as dicks, but he's still a prickwaffle, so I don't ship it

>3. Both Tsuki and Neji attempt to distract the Nine-Tails so the Uzumaki can begin the ritual.
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>>839432
>3. Both Tsuki and Neji attempt to distract the Nine-Tails so the Uzumaki can begin the ritual.
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>>839432
>3
Holy shit we did get a bonus
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>>839432
>2. Neji aids in distracting the Nine-Tails while the Uzumaki begin the ritual.
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>>839445
heavy. Have a lewd Tsuki in return
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>>839432
>3. Both Tsuki and Neji attempt to distract the Nine-Tails so the Uzumaki can begin the ritual.
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>>839432

Hmm. Odds are good someone is probably gonna try and sabotage this ritual, and Neji is the one who sees threats coming.

I think he should be on defense, even if Tsuki alone is a little weak.

>1. Tsuki aids in distracting the Nine-Tails while the Uzumaki begin the ritual.
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>>839432
>1. Tsuki aids in distracting the Nine-Tails while the Uzumaki begin the ritual.
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>>839465
If it's Snek though he might flip sides.
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>>839432
1. Tsuki aids in distracting the Nine-Tails while the Uzumaki begin the ritual.

Who's gonna keep Kushina and her kiddos safe if they both do it?
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>>839432
>3. Both Tsuki and Neji attempt to distract the Nine-Tails so the Uzumaki can begin the ritual.
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>>839432
>1. Tsuki aids in distracting the Nine-Tails while the Uzumaki begin the ritual.
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>>839432
>3. Both Tsuki and Neji attempt to distract the Nine-Tails so the Uzumaki can begin the ritual.

Going alone is out of the question, we're too crapped up. I'm also not sure I trust Neji not to suddenly turn evil when we're not around him.

Sending Neji to distract Mr Fox by himself is unfair.
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>>839472

If it's Snek we're fucked regardless of whether Neji flips sides.
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>>839432
>3. Both Tsuki and Neji attempt to distract the Nine-Tails so the Uzumaki can begin the ritual.
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>>839432
>3. Both Tsuki and Neji attempt to distract the Nine-Tails so the Uzumaki can begin the ritual.
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>>839432
>2. Neji aids in distracting the Nine-Tails while the Uzumaki begin the ritual.

I really don't think tsuki's well enough to be anywhere near one of the biggest shitfuckers on the planet right now
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Neji and Tsuki, the world's worst tag team!

Writing.
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>>839535
As long as we can get the job done, we'all see.
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>>839535
Wargle you may be surprised by how well enemies work in a tag team
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“Neji and I will do our best to keep the beast distracted- you three do what you need to do. No need to make this any more complicated.” You explain.

Everyone nods- though Nori still looks rather hesitant.

Nothing you say is going to reassure her- hopefully her convictions hold true.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A88NGbLE9yI

The five of you duck out of the ruined building, taking a moment to find your mark. The creature hasn’t moved much- like it’s focusing on destroying Konoha more than actually trying to flee.

Odd. You figured once it was free, the creature would try to escape…. but, if the Nine-Tails is truly as powerful as they say, maybe the need for vengeance supersedes it’s need for safety?

It roars- either in rage, or in pain- as a series of explosive tags ignite near the creature. It’s roar is still deafening- you can always feel Nori quivering behind you.

“We’ll need to get as close as possible before we begin the ritual- the farther away he is, the longer it’s going to take us to bind him. And if it takes too long… well, the chances something going awry goes through the roof.” Kushina explains.

Of course, to get that close and keep the beast distracted is going to put more work on your and Neji’s shoulders…. This is going to be a tough act to balance.

-----

1. Stay farther back- you’re in too rough shape to fight effectively. The Uzumaki will just need to make up the difference.


2. Get up close. With you and Neji together, there’s no reason to put more stress on the Uzumaki. Especially considering Kushina’s health and Nori’s temperament.


3. Strike a balance. Get close, but not too close. Each side will need to pull their weight equally.
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>>839654
>3. Strike a balance. Get close, but not too close. Each side will need to pull their weight equally.
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>>839654
>2. Get up close. With you and Neji together, there’s no reason to put more stress on the Uzumaki. Especially considering Kushina’s health and Nori’s temperament.
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>>839654
>3
Don't want to make neji salty and don't want to strain the uzumaki too much but we aren't in the best fighting shape
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>>839654
>2. Get up close. With you and Neji together, there’s no reason to put more stress on the Uzumaki. Especially considering Kushina’s health and Nori’s temperament.
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>>839654
>3. Strike a balance. Get close, but not too close. Each side will need to pull their weight equally.
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>>839654
>3. Strike a balance. Get close, but not too close. Each side will need to pull their weight equally.
Tsuki is not in best shape, don't use stupid tactics.
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>>839654
>2. Get up close. With you and Neji together, there’s no reason to put more stress on the Uzumaki. Especially considering Kushina’s health and Nori’s temperament.
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>>839654
>2. Get up close. With you and Neji together, there’s no reason to put more stress on the Uzumaki. Especially considering Kushina’s health and Nori’s temperament.
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>>839654
>3. Strike a balance. Get close, but not too close. Each side will need to pull their weight equally.
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>>839654
>3. Strike a balance. Get close, but not too close. Each side will need to pull their weight equally.
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>>839654
>2. Get up close. With you and Neji together, there’s no reason to put more stress on the Uzumaki. Especially considering Kushina’s health and Nori’s temperament.
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>>839654
>2. Get up close. With you and Neji together, there’s no reason to put more stress on the Uzumaki. Especially considering Kushina’s health and Nori’s temperament.

It's a shame we're injured, but still. Staying further away seems sensible on the face of it, but it also means the ritual takes longer, which would probably wipe out most of the gains anyway.
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>>839654
>2. Get up close. With you and Neji together, there’s no reason to put more stress on the Uzumaki. Especially considering Kushina’s health and Nori’s temperament.
It's the old adage: go big or go home.
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>>839654
>3. Strike a balance. Get close, but not too close. Each side will need to pull their weight equally.
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>>839654
>3. Strike a balance. Get close, but not too close. Each side will need to pull their weight equally.
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Balanced approach by one vote.

Writing.

Rev up your engines, it's about to get real.
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>839757
Bring the A-game
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>>839757
Take your bets
Who's gonna die
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>>839789
Yes
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>>839789
Kushina
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>>839789
Tsuki.
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>>839787
>not using the superior version
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>>839789
everyone
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>>839789
1. Minato
2. Danzo
3. Naruto
4. Itachi
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>>839820
>0

Hey everybody makes it!
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>>839789
Kotetsu

only Kotestu
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>>839817
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>>839833
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So what are the odds that Orochimaru is going to use his resurrection jutsu to make us fight our mom?
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>>839789
Ebisu
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>>839845
>Tsuki goes Supernova

......"this may have been a mistake."
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>>839845
0, because he has much better other ninjas to use
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>>839845
Depends. What are the odds he can get our dad as a sacrifice?
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>>839789
Everyone who's already confirmed ded
Jiraiya (or is he confirmed dead already?)
Minato
Maybe one or two named Jonin
Kushina if we fuck up
Naruto if we fuck up badly
Nori if we fuck up really badly
Tsuki if we nat 1
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All five of you advance- sneaking from secure position to secure position. Eventually, you get as close as you dare- and signal to Kushina.

“I wish we could get a bit closer- but this will do.” She acknowledges.

“Keep him distracted- he’s going to react immediately when the Adamantine Sealing Chains make contact with his body. I’ll drag him back this direction using the chains, at which point Naruto and Nori will use their own chains- and I’ll activate the seals, using altars I’ll prepare once he’s preoccupied.”

You nod, then exchange glances with the Uzumaki children.


“We’ve got this- everyone does their part, and we’ll save both Konoha and your mom. Understand?” You say.

Naruto nods sharply- Nori nods as well, although she’s shaking like a leaf.

“Nori- I believe in you. Alright?” You attempt to reassure your teammate.

“H-heh, sure, Princess. Don’t get yourself killed, a-alright?”

Instead of responding, you give her a winning Norihime smile- before turning to Neji.

“Let’s go!” You shout. The two of you take off towards Kurama, The Nine-Tailed Fox.

------

Engagement roll!

Give me two d100. First will be for Neji, Second will be for Tsuki. Due to her injuries, Tsuki will take a -20 modifier to her roll.

Roll 'em!
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>839877
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>>839873
Literally nobody on your list is confirmed dead. The only 'confirmed dead' is the Third Hokage.
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Rolled 20, 51 = 71 (2d100)

>>839877
AGGGGGGHHHHH
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>839877
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Rolled 59, 73 = 132 (2d100)

>>839877
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Rolled 42, 27 = 69 (2d100)

>>839877
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Tsuki better get like 500 points to spend on stats after all this shit.
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>>839883
>>839892
do these count
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

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Rolled 100, 61 = 161 (2d100)

>>839877
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Rolled 1, 28 = 29 (2d100)

>>839877
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>>839892
>>839883
Can we count these as one roll?
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>>839887
>20-20=0

Bye Tsuki, say hi to Ebisu in pervert heaven.
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>>839906

fuck me

>>839908

Hope they do, honestly I didn't catch it as roll 2d100 myself.
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>>839877
So just 2 1d100 or 3d100 and 3d100?
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>>839900
She certainly has had a long day
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>>839887
>>839895
>>839899
You guys cock blocked a 100

>>839906
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>>839886
You're misunderstanding. I meant everyone who's already been confirmed dead. That's the Third, but I wasn't sure if I missed anyone. The following are who I think might die in addition.

>>839892
>>839906
Welp.
Whichever way Wargle decides things count, I think we'll be ok.
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>>839907
i'm kinda glad this didn't go through, I don't like neji.
still if >>839895
is our roll then they ended up about even.
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>>839921
whoops meant to link this one>>839906
oh wait that's mine...
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>>839930
Even if he only counts the double rolls that one's still 4th.
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>>839938
I've got no clue what roll is being used
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>>839895
59, 53.

I need another 1d100 roll, best of three.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>839947
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>839947
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>839947
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>839947
K
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>839947
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>839947
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>>839951
Nice
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>>839951
yay?
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>839947
Maybe the dice like sluts.
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>>839966
I'm guessing the Uzimaki pulled their weight. Unlike us
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>>839969
YOU DAMN FOOL STOP WASTING THE GOOD ROLLS
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>>839969
hell yeah they do

s-sauce?
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>>839886
Minato just vanished with one of the Akatsuki.

Despite what Neji thinks, that's not the same as being dead.
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>>839976
Ladies vs Butlers ova

I forget which episode.
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>>839951
Please let no one die
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>839973
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>>839999
Quads beg, but 50s make me think Tsuki is getting that arm removed wether she wants it or not
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>>840004
Why? It's not a low failure.
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>>840006
Wasn't it about what we rolled when our arm got shattered?
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>>839981
Minato isn't the Third
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>>839970
That roll wasn't for the sealing team. They haven't rolled yet.

You'll see.
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>>840012
Whoops, I wasn't paying attention.
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>>840013
Ah, a saving roll. There are plenty of people fighting the fox
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>>840013
>>839947
that trip tho
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>>840013
Good, so it was for us, nice.

Also, plz use your trip again.
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The two of you charge at the beast, before splitting off to opposite sides.

He’s…. massive. His tails whip back and forth like hammers, crushing everything beneath them- and you almost take a hit from one, before deftly dodging out of the way.

Although you can’t see him, you hear Neji begin his attack-


“Vacuum Palm!”
“Vacuum Palm!”
“Vacuum Palm!”


You hear the telltale sounds of his attacks hitting home- along with Kurama roaring in anger.

The beast’s massive head turns to face Neji, presumably- you need to keep him distracted! You don’t have enough energy to use any techniques- conventional shinobi tools will have to do!

With your good arm, you fire off several rounds of kunai, followed by explosive tags- but the creature just shrugs them off. Several other shinobi are also trying, but making little headway. For whatever reason, it seems Neji as provoked the creature’s ire-

At once, all nine tails whip about with increased ferocity, while the beast lunges for Neji. He dodges- then dodges again, and again- trying to weave between the flurry of claws and tail strikes.

Eventually, though it overwhelms him- one of the tails strikes him from above, crushing him under it’s weight.
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>>840134
>Eventually, though it overwhelms him- one of the tails strikes him from above, crushing him under it’s weight.

ouch
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>>840134
He died as he lived: firmly under someone else's rear end.
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…..or does it? A wave of sinister chakra pours out from where Neji once was- and Kurama seems unable to retract that particular tail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXJ4HZ3-248

As Kurama pulls against him, you can see Neji- glowing a sinister black color, with the curse mark trailing across his body. He’s struggling- but he’s smiling wildly.

Then, in an instant, he’s gone- and Kurama loses it’s balance, tumbling backwards towards you. You dodge out of the way, using the shunshin to reach a nearby rooftop. By the time you do so, the dark chakra resurfaces- directly in front of Kurama.

Neji immediately begins unleashing blows upon the creature-

16…

32…

64 strikes!

The consecutive blows force the creature back as it tries to put forward a defense- eventually bringing all of it’s tails to bear on him.

Neji reacts by switching to a defensive technique-

“Eight Trigrams- Revolving Heaven!”

Neji begins to spin, deflecting all of Kurama’s blows with his technique.

It, too, seems stronger than normal- it glows an odd dark grey instead of it’s normal blue.

Unable to make headway, Kurama again howls in anger- before gathering some strange energy in his mouth!

You fire off more explosive tags, but the creature is undeterred-

Only for glowing chains to surround his face, and upper half of his body, pulling it's head backwards. Kushina!

The attack, whatever it was, fires off into the night sky, before dissipating harmlessly. You breath a sigh of relief inwardly as it does so.

The shining golden chains continue to retract, pulling Kurama farther backwards. Neji, for his part, doesn’t let up, striking the Tailed Beast with Vacuum Palm after Vacuum Palm, in an attempt to force it further back.
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I just realised, Orochi is planing to take Neji's eyes so he can make the Rinnegan
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>>840181
he wouldn't need them for it.
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>>840181
>It turns out Snek is the final boss of this quest

I'm ok with that actually.
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>>840181
>byakugan eye
>sharingan eye
Is he going to become a double eyenigger?
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The creature’s eyes bulge as it realizes what is happening- and begins to thrash about wildly, filled with preternatural rage.

From here, you can see her- Kushina, pulling the creature back all by her lonesome.

Each of Neji’s strikes gives her just a bit more slack to reel in- and soon other shinobi are joining in, firing explosive tags and other projectiles at the beast, forcing him back further.

As it appears under control, you run back towards the ritual site, just in time to see two small altars *POOF* into existence beneath the Uzumaki siblings.

Both of them are meditating- seals, painted in blood, exposed.

As Kushina heaves the creature back with a final grunt, the two blonde shinobi release their own sealing chains- which wrap around Kurama even further!

The ritual has begun!

Again, roll me two 1d100 die! (One for Nori, one for Naruto)

Best of three!
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Rolled 78, 98 = 176 (2d100)

>>840218
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Rolled 65, 78 = 143 (2d100)

>>840218
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Rolled 70, 54 = 124 (2d100)

>>840218
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>840218
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Rolled 77, 98 = 175 (2d100)

>>840218
Pls be good
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Rolled 22, 7 = 29 (2d100)

>>840218
i hope my roll is better than last time
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Rolled 15, 87 = 102 (2d100)

>>840218
HELP US NINJA JESUS!
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>>840221
Well there you go. The dice gods do love sluts.
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>>840221
Great roll.
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>>840221
You did good, anon.
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>>840221

GodDAMN Naruto, you glorious bastard.

>>840226

...That's uncanny.
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>>840227
I'm never rolling again
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Rolled 10, 58 = 68 (2d100)

>>840218
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>>840221
BLESSED BE

I love you anon, yes homo
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Also I love that even now Nori is second best to her brother. Dramatically so.
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>>840221
Damn Nardo

Writing.
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>>840221

Dice wants lewd.
Gib lewd´s pls, mp asking. Just gib!
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>>840251
.... That explains it. It's not the dice gods who love lewds, it's Ebisu-sensei! He's watching over us, even now...
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>>840261
I see no flaw in this logic.
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>>840251
>Even Wargle gives him a demeaning nickname
Being Narutard is suffering because you're a shitty character. GG, Kishi.
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>>840261
Our lewds helped Ebisu-sensei give us strength in our time of need.
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>>840243
No need for Homo. I'm just hoping one of the draw fags will doctor that up into a tsuki.
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>>840261

We need to burn new icha icha paradises for him.
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>>840261
"okay"
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>>840286
>implied incest
How about no.
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>>840324
>implied
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>>840286
You motherfucker.

kek
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Both Naruto and Nori begin to glow with a strange light, as both of them begin to pull the Nine-Tails in two different directions.

Kurama howls- and this time, you have no doubt- the beast is in pain.

It stretches and contorts- and begins to bubble in places with that strange red chakra.

In this final moment, you can see Nori about to falter- but without missing a beat, Naruto picks up the slack, and the sealing chains remain taut.

Finally, with one last howl and a bright flash of light, the Nine-Tailed fox is rent into two distinct beings- one RED and one BLACK- before being sucked within the seals on the two Uzumaki children.

The golden chains vanish, and all three Uzumaki collapse.
>>
(Take a piss break! QM's gotta go grab pokemon~)

(I'll be back soon, and we'll finish up this little shitshow.)
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>>840286
Oh look a cute picture of minato and kushina.... Ohhhh. Oh no....
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>>840368

Oh god we did it.

REINFORCEMENTS PLS.

We need to get everyone out of the firing line pronto and into medical. Even Neji.
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>>840368
Well, that went well enough.

Of course, there's probably still Akatsuki running about, so the day's not over yet.

In fact, now would be the best time for them to snatch up two newly-minted jinchuuriki.
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Need to get tsuki some extra juice. This stellar shit burns too fast.
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>>840411
that or maximise stella efficiency.
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>>840377
Moonfags btfo
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>>840416
Oh yeah well I got moon so I can trade with Wargle. Sun fags are useless to him.
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It's official lewds produce dice, post your lewds to tribute to he who watches from above
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>>840416
yeah... looking at most of the version exclusives and the fact that moons day night cycle is inverted makes me regret pre-ordering it a bit.
ah well still gonna be fun.
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>>840416
So argle is going 4 beast summons.
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>>840416
Sun confirmed canon.

Anyway, about that bisexual puppet waifu using the Swordsman swords and a bow, while also being a triple jinjuriki I mentioned earlier...
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>>840415
it's already at our current maximum, we can't train it any higher right now
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>>840416
>>840432
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>>840433
Yep, they are the canon choice.

>>840441
Spot Tsuki, skeeter
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>>840416
it has the better exclusives
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post inspiration for tsuki' gainz
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>>840450
We're all gonna make it through the crush, brahs
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>>840447
The only "better" exclusive is maybe Ninetails. The rest are eh
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>>840433
The GM is a Sunfag and Artfag is a moon bunnyfag. I smell a civil war
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>>840450
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>>840461
nah son
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>>840377
You'd better be picking the best starter I swear to god
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>>840469
Ah right I forgot about him, I actually like mandibuzz though so ehh
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>>840482
DARKEST LARIAT
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So did we just get Menma? If naruto got blacked I think so and that's awesome. Menma had great fashion sense
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>>840482
He's a litten fan
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>>840482
He is taking El Tigre, which is better than seal.
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>>840437
We decreased our consumption by 1/3 with increased control. I don't believe we're at max control yet. I'm sure we can do better to be even more surgical.
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>>840498
Pay attention.
We reduced the energy consumption of afterglow specifically.

Our proficiency with stellar in general is at 3/5, and explicitly stated as being maxed out until we grow as a ninja.
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If Kushina offers a reward for helping her, ask to be taught in Fuinjutsu
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>>840506
>and explicitly stated as being maxed out until we grow as a ninja.

Then its not maxed out yet
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>>840521
Someone is thinking about seals, I see
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>>840523
PAY FUCKING ATTENTION

>>840437
CURRENT maximum
Cannot train it any higher RIGHT NOW
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>>840506
>>840521
Seals may need a good idea, danzo is good with them too. Plus we'd be able to store jutsu ahead of time and store an arsenal of gear
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>>840523
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>>840530
Seals are almost as nice as Tsunade's tits
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>>840532
Tell me where I said we need to do it right now.

I was just saying its the better option and we should look further at it.
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>>840535
I've been wanting to work on genjutsu while our arm heals, but seals could probably be done one-handed as well.
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>>840541
My man
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>>840535
>>840544
If we do seals we should get only the bare basics. We have to make our shit that is good keep up first.
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>>840544
Also given how we have a perk for deigning stuff and dad can get all nostalgic on us. In character we'd like seals
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>>840543
Jesus you're retarded.
I didn't say you said that.

You said >>840498 >we decreased our consumption with increased control
I specified that >>840506 >that was for afterglow only, stellar is currently maxed
Then you said >>840523 >It's not maxed out

You are a fucking idiot.
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>>840486
>>840489
>>840490

Well, at least it's not the seal.
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>>840543
And because you're such a retard and i know you didn't read it, here it is, straight from the pastebin which is right in the fucking OP.

Stellar Release Mastery Level: 3/5 (+.5)

Note: 3 is the absolute maximum for Stellar at this time. Tsuki will need to progress more as a ninja to unlock it's full potential.
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Reminder that seals are made out of chakra not ink and formulas, barriers, seals, and curse-marks are completely unrelated things.
Fuinjutsu is ONLY SEALS, i.e. SEALING one thing into another.
It is NOT creating barriers/walls/sensor nets, performing complicated ninjutsu using characters instead of handseals, or controlling the chakra inside living things.
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>>840592
They're pretty closely related, actually.

But that's fine, you can have your own opinions about how these things may work.
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>>840568
>>840588
Right then its just a matter of miscommunication.

When I originally said about the consumption reduction by 1/3 I was referring to the afterglow as an example and that we definitely could work on it in the future, I should have mentioned that in the post.

In any case, you are correct on our current cap but since there was talk on improvement, I'd thought I'd throw in some consideration that efficiency would be better than just plain additional chakra.

I apologise for not communicating clearly.
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>>840592
>It is NOT creating barriers

Five seal barrier says naw
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>>840633
Being clear and specific when pitching ideas is helpful, yes.
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Wargle is kill.
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>>840666
wargle is fapping to NaruKushi :^)
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The real question is will Wargle make his character look like Tsuki?
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>>840696
Sadly you can't
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>>840677
Many thanks, anon!

>>840696
I wish.

>>840666
Reports of my death have been highly exaggerated! Just had to deal with the autistic hordes for a midnight release.
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>>840707
No options for it in chargen?
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>>840707
You know what i've wanted for a long time?
A full-scale witcher 3 tier 3D pokemon RPG where you play as the pokemon during fights with interactive/destructible terrain.

I wonder why they haven't done it yet.
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>>840731
Not even close
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>>840734
MONEY

>>840730
Welcome back
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>>840735
That sucks. Tsuki isn't even a particularly outrageous character design.
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>>840734
Profitability. Pokemon reaches a huge amount of demographics and they always sell well, so they don't need to try any harder. Small children would have much more trouble playing a game like that.
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>>840730
build a team of wrestling mons

Incineroar
Machamp
Pikachu Libre
Hawlucha
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>>840740
Honestly the blue hair is the hardest part. Everything else can be done within a level of handwaving.

Also, writan again.
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>>840741
I don't know how much they charge for the various versions of pokemon these days, but they could charge a full 60 dollars for a AAA release like that, and people would buy it.

Pokemon hasn't lost any popularity since i was a kid, and there are a lot of people who are older now that would totally buy into a game like that.
The first generation of fans are my age now, and plenty have kids of their own at this point.
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>>840743
Those last two aren't even in the game.

>>840749
That game would cost way too much to make
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>>840751
trading brah
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>>840734
>witcher
Disgusting
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>>840747
>Static colour palette.

What a shame. Some chargens in other MMOs have colour wheels when choosing the colour scheme.
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>>840734
The dream will come true brother. One day..
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>>840752
You can't trade from the previous games
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>>840751
I doubt it.
Simple, cell-shaded graphics and the same ol' plot as always, nothing companies don't do regularly.
If they can make zelda they can make a 3D pokemon game.
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>>840749
I'm not saying people wouldn't buy it. I'm saying it would probably take more time and cost more to make, there are fewer demographics that would buy it, and the time their employees are working on that game is time they're not making the next pokemon, which would cost less to make and sell more.
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>>840757
looked it up
have to wait till Januaray for it to be pokemon bank compatible

bummer

pic unrelated
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>>840762
I also doubt they couldn't manage to do that and continue pumping out new (3DS?) versions at the usual pace.
They are one of the world's largest game developers, not some indie company with four people.

Miyamoto might have made it.
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>>840774
Their employees