You slide your card through the reader, marking the sixth layer of redundant security you've went through to get the elevator to this floor. Floor -13. Where the magic happens." And if this is where the magic happens." You think to yourself as you spread your arms as if to hug your workspace." You're not Dumbledore, James." Your colleague sighs. You frown in his direction, you can't believe someone so talented could have so little love for your art "Come on Hansen. We're the greatest Directors in the states. We create snuff films for the gods." You implore."Badge" Says the new head of security. You don't recognise the albino woman. But scratch at your stubble as she pats you down mid conversation."I just don't get off on it like you do. The job's too important to have fun.""You know what I think?""That wearing a suit instead of a lab coat will make chemgirl fall for you?" He deadpans."No. Well obviously it will. I think you, can't smile since you lost the last of your silver hair." You walk down the little staircase to him. Arms spread wide you approach the back of his chair, so you can see his three day old newspaper open to the crossword. "And that all you need.""James. Don't." "Is a little." "No. No." He puts his paper down and starts turning his chair."Hug." You say as you wrap your rounds the small grumpy bastard."Missed ya pal." You say as you catch Hansen's facade break."Well I missed the paycheck." He begrudgingly admits."Well then let's see who we're working with."> Meet your team [Long intro, character intros for our cast]> Get a status update [Game Start]
>>828251>> Meet your team [Long intro, character intros for our cast]
>>828251> Meet your team [Long intro, character intros for our cast]Is this a spooky quest? I hope it's spooky.
>>828251>Meet your team [Long intro, character intros for our cast]
Welcome to cabin control quest.Here we take on the role of the control room from cabin in the woods. The stable is full, the gods have their popcorn and we got snuff to make.> You do not control the threatInstead you will be trying to guide him to kill in order of the ritual. The rules are that [THE WHORE] must die first and [THE VIRGIN] must either be a lone survivor or die last.The gods like some titties so bonus points if the whore fucks someone or strips before dying.> What do we controlWe have 4 departments: Intelligence, Demolition, Technology and Chem.Tech: Control all the shutting and locking of doors, lights and even the survivors phones!Chem: Get people horny? Make people dumb? Make comfy survivors sleep? YA BOYS IN THE LAB GOTCHU!Demo: Blow shit up? They arrive by boat? BOOM! Arrive by car, BLOW THE TUNNEL/BRIDGE! These guys aren't allowed to dirnk until the ritual is done for obvious reasons.Intel: Gotta scout the survivors to know which order to kill them in. Plus know thy enemy.> So what's the catch?Every ritual has 1 disaster happen which we will roll for soon. Who knows what will happen?Questions? Good hit me. I need to hammer out the fine details of this quest.Also wagon to prove I'm me.
>>828251>>828288That movie was funny as balls! I am so glad to see this quest happening
Reporting inLurking for now, running my thingSo excited.
>>828273>>828268>>828265"Okay Rachel. Tell me what you got for me sweetie." You whisper into the mic in a sultry tone."I renewed your restraining order asshole. But I got tranqs all up and running, our hormone boosters and libido enhancers are getting fitted right now and I also gave your wife the best orgasm of her life yesterday." She says coldly.Hansen cuts your feed and takes over on his mic, "Thank you Rachel. How's the mist dispersal, we don't want a repeat of last time.""It's great, but that was totally tech and maintenance's fault. The chemicals were being put up the pipes!" You can practically see her pout. God our going to hatefuck the shit out of her after the wrap party. Is fucking your wife's mistress and affair? Nah."Alright that's a greenlight on Chem." Hansen says, flicking a switch which lights up the tech dept monitor. A big LIVE appears on the screen. "She wants me." You say."She wants you to go into the cabin next year James." Hansen replies."Ha.Ha.""No she's sent petitions to the directors." He wheees in laughter."Well clearly I'd be [THE SCHOLAR]." "[THE FOOL] maybe."Who do you radio next?> Demo> Tech> Intel
>>828329>TechI mean it seams like the obvious choice since Chem complained about it being a tech fuck up (even though it was an obvious BS excuse)
>>828366>>828365>>828341>>828333 BOOP DO BOOP The console in front of you chimes."Why the fuck is Jerry skype-ing us?" You ask Hansen who's already unfolding his paper again."I dunno, you deal with him. I need a nine letter reptile." He says the last part to himself."Oh and Hansen is only six letters... try your first name." He doesn't even grumble a reply and so you hit accept on Jerry's video call.He's wearing a red polo shirt, a red cap and an ancient ones damned grin that could split the pacific. "Heyyyyy buddy." He says and offers the camera a pizza. You can see a couple of his conspiracy nerd types clacking away at keyboards in the background.Time to guess his stupid fucking costume. "You're a pizza guy." You say."Yeah but I am becauuuseeee....""You'll deliver my intel in thirty minutes or less." You wager with a frown. Jerry was a fun guy to go to Vega or Thailand with, but you hate working with him. He doesn't undertsnad the beauty of what you do."Got it in one!" He cries throwing the pizza in the air, it lands on a stack of documents on someone's desk as some of his team shoot poppers and throw streamers and generally celebrate you understanding their boss' shitty level of humour."Well if it's not I'm throwing in the stables." You grimace as you hang up.Spinning in your seat you watch the roof lights spin and blur in the opposite direction. "Isn't it annoying when some idiot thinks he's the shit and ruins your perfectly nice work environment." Hansen says as he writes something in his crossword."It's just the worst." You bitch."Tell me about it." He says looking over his paper at you pointedly.Damn. He got you with that one.> Tech>Demo
>>828413> TechI like him.
>>828445>>828436>>828421"Okay I'll just uhm." You press the button for tech. But despite the video call thing coming up and the monitor showing an office there's nobody there."Hansen where the fuck is Cassie?" You ask."I don't know." He folds down the top of his newspaper. "Huh, don't think I'v ever seen her out f her office with that super tablet of hers."Suddenly the ashtrey on the desk infront of you and Hansen lights up spewing out a million tiny little green letters until you see a hologram of Cassie in a spandex skinsuit cock her hip at you caindidly. "Whatup? You rang boss?"Okay."Uhm." You and Hansen duet."Oh yeah. You know I lived here year round to babysit servers and because the only company I need is my rabbit?" She says, her face turning into a lightbulb as she remembers that."Yeah, you send me some videos a few times." You say."James, even the geek? Come on, keep it a little under control." Hansen says in disbelief, he spins and looks at the guard while you continue."I uploaded to our systems. I'm C45513 now." She says."Huh. Cool." You say."So no more schlick fics for you Jimmy." She says with a fake pity."But you got access to porn now?" You say."All of it." She says as she becomes a sexy devil." Sharing is caring." You say."Awww... you think I cared about you. I sent ya 9tb on the company mail. Now I got to watch Rachel do your wife. Lates." She disapears.Which means you gotta phone Captain hair trigger. I mean, do you really?> Phone him> Don't phone him [Progress to game & ROLL FOR DISASTER]
>>828542>> Phone him
>>828542>> Phone himAlthough>ROLL FOR DISASTERIs very tempting, you gotta get that character interaction.
>>828542How the hell do these fuck ups keep the world intact?>phone himWe need to keep on top of this.
>>828572They're the most human human's we have, it's why the gods chose them to run shit
>>828616Yeah. No gods here, just Things so horrible you would pray uselessly for death at the hands of the various horrors rather than face them.
>>828550>>828552>>828565>>828572Your index finger touches each button in sequence in time with a swear word. "Fuck.Shit.Cunt.Fuck.""Just dial the damn phone already. I'll be long dead by the time the crazy fuck blows us up at this rate." Hansen snaps as you pick up the old phone kept specifically because everytime you installed anything higher tech the demo team turned it into a dirty bomb and tried to send it to Madrid.This is the reason the Spanish Ritual failed year after year. You have no idea how much Uranium your demo team have detonated in Spain, or why."MEATS ON THE MENU BOYS!" HARRY screams into the headset when he answers, "HOW CRISPY YOU WANT CHEF I GOT SOME GOOD OLD AGENT ORANGE ALREADY LOCKED ON SEVILLE!""No!" You beg into the phone, "Abort. Stop. Cancel. Negative on the firing! Danger close?" You whine as a last ditch effort to stop him."DO NOT CALL AGAIN UNLESS IT IS EXPLOSION TIME!" You hear something explode and hear the reciever whistle through the air before it slams into the hang up button. As always you are left holding the reciever in confusion at HARRY and his team. > Roll 1d6 for disaster. First roll only.
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>828665oh boy
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>828665
>>828684>>828689The ancient ones will it.
>>828689>>828684"This is eagle eye. The Meat is out of the freezer. Repeat meat is out of the freezer. Over." Comes in over the comms to your desk."Thank you Matt. Why don't you just say they're on the boat." Hansen says into the mic."Hey just because you might not finish that crossword before showtimes doesn't mean Matt's an asshole." You chide, leaning in to your mic. "That affirmative Eagle Eye. The Grinch just has a 10-0-9 on his Happy Box." You speak."Tell him to read a fucking dictionary if he can't do a crossword. Eagle Eye out." Matt says, cutting his comm before Hansen can get on his case."See you at the wrap, Eagle Eye." You salute the screen showing the yacht's GPS position."It's alligator." The guard says out of the blue."'Scuse me snow white?" You say, wheeling over to the mini staircase followed slowly by Hansen."Reptile. 9 letters. Alligator. Which gives you "O" for Orangutan in 12 across which is a simian." She says rather curtly.Hansen looks annoyed, then counts out the suggestions and smirks triumphantly. As he writes it in you shake security girl's hand. Checking her ID, "It'll be wonderful having you hear Susan. Follow me and I'll show you the lobby."You key the door leading to the centre of the site, Susan following you instep. As you open the secured door and usher her into a stairwell, you sneak a squeeze of her ass and are pleasently surprised at the smile you get in return. Firm and Fun. Bless the Ancient Ones.[CONTINUED ONCE I FIND THE STABLES LINK]
>>828693Beautiful.Tell Harry to get the Uranium ready.
>>828724You look over the mess of people below all waving wads of hundred dollar bills at you.It reminds you of the stock market when your Brother took you to work when Mom and Dad were off on holiday. Well, you later learned they were doing coke off a pornstar's tits in glorious stereo sound. But you like to think it was a holiday for your old man.You begin collecting money, as an old hand from the Stable pulls you over. "I'd like to put 600 grand on the werewolf." You take his money and pull him aside, "Eddie, you sure? I mean you won with him last year, but You know there's never been a doubler before.""I know James. Your a good guy for pulling me aside... but it's a natural full moon tonight and when I was in that stable ole Jeb looked just how he did last year. Gambler's gut." He says reaching up to rub your ear. He did that last year, guess he's a bit superstitious. Not a good thing in his job."Okay Eddie." You say as your soon to be next conquest parts the crowd with an icy glare. Heh, icy. Albino. You got to use that onein the control.You write Eddie's name into the Werewolf box and see another couple of Stableworkers curse and frown. Guess other people saw Jeb acting antsy. But Eddie is a good guy, probably drunk through his money over the course of the year. You cringe as you realize the things he's saw in the stable caused him to drink through 3.2 million dollars in 365 days.The crowd shushes as you turn in front of the most sacred BETTING JAR, you spread your arms for Jesus did not save as many people as your production does each year; "Minions! I am James, your director. Some of you may know me as; asshole,bastard or Daddy!" You wink and accept the boos and thrown paper good heartedly, as is tradition. "But seriously folks. This is the superbowl for us. After that fuck up last year." You see chem and tech glaring daggers. You're 90% sure someone is going to die of cyanide poisoning and another person is going to have a fatal electroution the next time they scan their card at this rate, "We are now second place in the efficiency charts. That's right, the Japs still have 100% over us."You cross you arms, "But anyone can kill schoolgirls. Here, in America we do it right!" You slam a hand into your fist, "We kill [THE WHORE],[THE JOCK], [THE SCHOLAR],[THE FOOL]" You grin as everyone follows along. And boy do we do it well in the U S of A." A few hoots go out. "I want a perfect showing people, with that said. PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE JAR AND YOUR NAME ON THE BOARD!" You are greeted by a roar and C45513 tweets you on your phone to put 750 grand on the giant snake.>If the monster James bets on comes up anons will recieve lewds of JamesxSusan or JamesxRachelSo anons, state a number (1d100) to place your bet. First two votes that agree are James' bet.Stable: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EhlgzrYdfPxiTvY87Shw85cUzbz-MIOJz5nnydOAk28/edit
>>828819Can we get some details about the evening that might influence our call? In-character stuff that James might be aware of
>>828846Each Monster has a corresponding item in the cellar that if fucked with will determine the threat. A necklace that summons the ghost of it's old owner. A wedding dress. A diary of the pain cult that inhabited the place (in the film.)A good example is if one of the survivors gets the video from the ring and they have a video watch party. (7 days becomes 7 hours because reasons) That means the threat will be the ring.Mechanically, we're rolling a 1d100 for each survivor to see wha they fuck with. then a 1d5 to determine which fucked with item activates. (In the film they each grab one thing but the diary reading distracts everyone to stop messing with the things they have. Cabin in the woods is a good film, watch it)So the 1d100s show what the survivors gravitate too and the 1d5 shows which activates.1d100s narrow down the full stable, then 1d5 is our eventual winnar.Does that help tealanon?
>>828846Seconding this, any hints as to the area that has been set up or the sort of people coming through either than fitting the standard types
>>828819Let's get in on that Predator action. 53.
>>828878So mechanically, it's effectively a random 1 in 100 chance that whatever we bet on comes up? In which case we may as well bet on the option we'd find the most interesting to see in practice?
>>828819100Mother. Fucking. Dragons
69because I am a fucking child.
>>828878Thanks OP! I've seen the film but I was wondering if we'd have any inside data like Eddie cuz he works in the stables. As it seems random, I'll vote >28 JUB JUB BIRD
86Four Horsemen of the Fucking Apocalypse.Not sure how they would be less of a problem than what we're trying to keep sealed, but alright then.
>>828928I guess it's a very localized apocalypse?
>>828819Logically speaking James would vote for fornicus god of bondage and pain, just so there would be more tiddies.66
>>828934If there's no descritpions there I ain't spilling. All of them are fun and unique challenges. Except Zombies. Zombies are hard mode,>>828939I hope you know the Cabin in the Woods novel and voted that knowingly.>>828886>>828913I've given all the knowledge you guys would have.>>828899Yup, this is gambling at it's finest all luck.Can somebody switch so we can get progressing?A) This 'MuricaB) These people haven't been exposed to chem's MAKEMEDUMBtm yet so will not be idiotsC) Zombies are weak af.
>>828959I like 62, I'll switch to Kevin
>>828959Yeah Kevin is like a guaranteed fucking win. Zombies would only work for us if we were a cultist worshiping the dread lords biding our time until the stars are right.
>>828991Kevin a best
>>828967>>828950>>828939>>828934>>828928>>828916>>828913>>828910>>828903>>828899>>828893>>828886>>828846>>828832After a moment of thought, about all the cool and metal possibilities a thought comes to your mind; Hansen talking shit about your suit. As is your wont, you add you bet first. The man who makes Bates look like a pussy. Kevin Then you add you favourite cam-whore's vote as C45513 takes a giant snake as usual. Then Hansen's bet of whatever the fuck a Vittra is.But with that it's time to get in position. The ritual begins.But your phone explodes into the Urgent Ring. Jerry's full name and title comes up, he's phoning from the company phone. Oh Shit. Susan finishes placing her bet and you assigns Eddie to to continue bookmaking duties as you both power walk up back up the stairs. You answer, folding out your retro styled smartphone with a snap, "What did you do?""Don't be mad." He says.You kick the reinforced steel railings in anger, as he tells you the disaster that's taken place. DISASTER ROLL: INTELLIGENCE LOST You hang up without saying a single word. Jerry knows how bad he fucked up by dropping that pizza on those documents. He might be killed if this ritual fails. Actually, he's got a one way ticket to the zoo if this goes wrong. The Director will watch the tapes and listen to the traffic. He's fucked.Guess you're saving your friend's life and the world. Because even if the other rituals suceed and you fail, the world spins on but Jerry won't see it."Jerry man. He's been doing this too long." You say head in your hands at your desk."He's unprofessional James. Something would have happened sooner or later.""Yeah, maybe you're right. He's too soft, wanted to spice this up with his goofy costumes and parties and jokes so he doesn't think about this." You bite your lip, in a different way than you've come to like. Hansen actually pats your back in fatherly sympathy."We'll work through it. It'll go ahead." He says, "Call a status report when you're ready champ. We need your A game tonight."Don't you fucking know it.> Status Report [Progress]> Write-In
>>829000> Status Report [Progress]Trips have it
>>829000>Status Report [Progress]Time to put on the game face
>>829000Do we currently have eyes on the subjects?Patch that shit through and we can make an educated guess on whos who, weve been doing this for years after all.The only ones we need to be certain about are the whore and virgin.
>>829033That's part of progress. I'll count this as a vote for that.
>>829000>Write-InWe can't possibly not have any contingencies in place - less advanced but more reliable backup equipment, redundant data backups, that sort of thing. Gather some spare (or at least less crucial) personnel together and scrape together some kind of rudimentary intel section, because we really need one up and running.At the very least, ask around who remembers the names of the subjects, and look those poor souls up on Facebook.
>>829038Ah yes Facebook, diabolical servant of Those Who Wait Below.
>>829038I assume that when we vote [Progress] it'll involve James also taking these basic actions, but that the loss of the main intel is unavoidable.>>829000Hey boss do virgins and whores have to be gender specific? If i remember the movie right it was fluid
>>829063The Organization is a firm believer in gender equality. Also some of the ladies have had their exes thrown into the cabin as Whores before. don't fuck with Tech, even James kept his dick out that crazy.
>>829070>>829063>>829055>>829038>>829033>>829028>>829022"Status Report." You say dejectedly with everyone patched in."We have eyes." C45513 says. "We have names." Jerry whimpers. It's finally sunk in you think."I GOT BOMBS!" HARRY says."Chem is Up." Rachel says coldly."Okay then, they're halfway to our Harbinger this evening." You say as their faces come up on screen. A lot more blank spaces than your used to but it's fine.[PROFILES COMING ONCE I EDIT THEM]
>>829000Also, if we pull this off we get jerrys wifes ass for like a year. Fucking moron
"Our cover is Lin Wu." Hansen says. "I got no clue what this kid is, could be a scholar, could be a virgin, but he's Korean. So could have been one of them computer sporters. Don't know how the ancients view that so outside chance he's our athlete." "Shit what a start." You say as you launch a pen across control room."Do we have people to get these kids on facebook?" You ask desperately."Most of my team hung themselves when I was in the bathroom. Nobody wanted to take the bullet but... I fucked up I'm gonna at least live to pay for it."You rub your temples, Jerry you're killing me. "Eagle Eye. Gonna need you to get to base. You're temporary intel alongside Jerry." "Roger Dodger James. You'll get us through whatever happened." You can't help but smile despite your mood. Kidd always has faith."Jerry get your fatass on facebook. He's got a University of Indiana jacket on in this photo, our company phones should manage to reach their even if your idiot team wrecked the equipment on their way out."You disconnect him from the call. Looking at him is stabbing you in the stomach, "Next up."
>>829105"Faye Summer-Wolf-Rainbow-Summer I am not kidding." Hansen deadpans. "We've dosed her drinks. We're looking at a free ranger hippy. She hasn't even taken a hit of the devil's lettuce." Rachel chips in."So, I'm thinking she's [THE FOOL] but, depending on how big on free love she is, she could be [THE WHORE] too." You look around, there's no objections."Okay then, Rachel. See if there's any reason she's not taking hits. You guys should still have medical reports on her if you've been dosing her drinks. We're not failing this due to a fucking allergy." You order."On it." She signs out already barking orders.
>>829119"Well. I think this is our Athlete." You say, "Jason is either on roids or is gay for himself.""Remind me James, how many times a week to you masturbate in front of a mirror.""Shut up. Jock, built like a brick wall." You wave away. "Moving on.""HE LOOKS FAMILIAR!" HARRY shouts into a video camera... for reasons."What?" Hansen and you duet again."I THINK HE OPERATED A CANNON AT THE NAPOLEON FEST! I'D NEED TO SEE HIM IN A FAKE MOUSTACHE AND WEARING TIGHTS TO BE SURE!" HARRY says as he begins disassembling the camera to make a bomb to post to Spain probably.He disconnects the power source before you can wrk out if he's crazy like a fox or like HARRY usually is.Well.... next?
>>829154"Oh shit it's Lucy Lust!" You and C45513 say together absolutely fanboying out."I assume you know of her." Hansen says."Hell yeah, C45513, please run a quick count on the amount of our contestant's filmography.""3TB in standard definition. Including still images that number triples." Your little holoslut replies."Well she's [THE WHORE] alright." You dust your hands and make to go to next."Hold your horses James, let's come up with another option just in case.""Well... she did win a competition for poledancing last year. Maybe [ATHLETE]?" C45513 says. "I'm going to blink off and do some research. We have time until they arrive right?"She's away to watch porn before you can even reply. Lucky Holo-Bitch.
>>829176Fuuuck this seems like a trap, its too easy. Maybe she's like that one porn star who has a crazy high IQ and is [THE SCHOLAR]
>>829176"And our mystery man." You say as you stare at the serial killery looking motherfucker in front of you."Name's European." Hansen offers. "Not a european delicacy though so not good to me."You stare down the attractive bastard as your finger hovers over the button that will raise the tablets. You're hotter than this kid.Totally.It's Showtime.
"YOU KNOW NOT WHAT LIES AT YONDER CABIN!" The Harbinger screams from her fishnets on the shore, "DEATH! ONLY DEATH! FLEEEEEEE NOW!" She calls as their yacht jets past her. Unbeknownst to the teens, by ignoring the warning of Mary.... they have sealed their fate much like the multi trillion invisible dome seals them in the cabin's grounds a moment later.>Roll 1d100 First 5.
If we can get eyes on them meeting the Harbinger we could get vital info.Creepy fucker usually names one or two of the doomed brats.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>829217Was the harbinger in the movie?
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>829217Do me proud Kevin
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>829217Let's do this.
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>829217Showtime!
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>829217
>>829230>>829228>>829225If you have the stable document open I've got the results boldened.
>>829230Oooh vampires. Thats an easy whore lure.
>>829225>>829228>>829230>>829236>>829241Not a one from any of the bets we considered making.Well, at least Hansen might get lucky.
>>829225>rolled a giant fucking lizardHell yes
>>829262You did good son.
>>829225>>829228>>829230>>829236>>82924199:Kongamoto75: A Posession Ghost15: Vampires (1d6 for amount)77: Vittra (HANSEN)50: Hillbillies (1d10 for amount)Final roll? Now is not the time for that.That comes later.Opinions on our options? What we hoping for?
>>829267Hoping for either fucking Kongamoto ("breaker of boats" more like breaker of these 5 random sacrifices amirite) or Vittra (invisible underground cow farmers). Very interested in seeing the trigger items for each
>>829267Much as i like hilbillies and vampires, having multiple monsters severely reduces our ability to control the situation.Vittra is similar to ghost, but possessing ghost would be harder to figure out for them but also us
>>829265>>829262>>829257>>829250>>829242>>829241>>829236>>829230>>829228>>829225>>829223You lean back as you watch them trickle in. Mystery Man helping absolutely nobody with anything and only bringing a single duffel bag.Pornstar has a tonne of luggage, no surprise. She also has two toiletry bags. A trick that you yourself have used to hide away sex toys and other stuff you don't want prying eyes looking at.Hippy's bags are being handled by Jason, who is talking animatedly with her about how beautiful the local area is.Lin is looking uneasy, you think the Harbinger might have marked him for death. She liked to do that but it inevitably ended up spooking some people.You don't like this. Normally your playbook is to get the whore partnered with the jock right away. But this time... you might have to do something unexpected.You might need to pay attention. Or just let them trigger it right away.Hansen's looking for a call.> Tech: When they're going room to room. I want you to open the cellar as loudly as possible.> Chem: Get them dumb and horny once they start drinking> Demo: ????? Calling him will guarentee something explodes> Intel: Call Jerry a fucking moron and then hang up.> Write-In
>>829297>call jerry and remind him he has fucked us harder than we are going to fuck his wife.Then>ChemWe have a near certain lock on the whore, we need to flush out the virgin
>>829297> Intel: Call Jerry a fucking moron and then hang up.We don't have to rush this just yet, we have time, let's see how they settle in. Can we have tech make things slightly creepy, like loud creaking noises and whatnot
>>829326That's their job. C45513 is probably done her fap session. Despite being a hologram.
>>829334Cool, i think we should tell tech to focus on freaking out Lin, leave the rest alone and everyone PAY ATTENTION.
> Chem: Get them dumb and horny once they start drinkingWe go by the books. First person to initiate penetration gets whacked. Watch the buff dude be gay AND super into Lin, the virgin.
>chemsNah buff dude will be the Virgin into historical reinactment and larping.
>>829308>>829326>>829334>>829340>>829394>>829403"Yo C4SS13. Standard set up." You say, leaving your seat to use your personal phone. Director can probably tap it, probably has always. But it still feels a bit better and more private for this.Hansen looks at you as the ringing stops. "Listen to me and listen good Jerry." "Jam-""SHUT THE FUCK UP!" You snap. " You have fucked me harder than I'm going to fuck Jordan." You say coldly, "What's more, once I'm done giving you a grandson. I'm going to wipe my cock on her face and cum all over it before sending you the whole damn thing ON FULLY FUCKING RENDERED HIGH DEFINITION!" You scream."And then, I'm going to drive down to Florida. Find your Mother and fuck her. Then I'm going to call you Sister and fuck her! THEN FINALLY JERRY AND YOU BETTER LISTEN GOOD!""You're gonna go home, open your front door and feel an ache in your gut. You're gonna walk upstairs to the bed we both built on a Sunny afternoon on Saturday." You whisper, "You know what you're gonna see? Tell me. Tell me what you're gonna see Jerry.""you fuckin-""ME FUCKING YOUR GODAMN WIFE DOGGYSTYLE. AND STILL IT WOULD NOT BE ONE FUCKING TENTH OF THE AMOUNT OF FUCKING YOU HAVE DONE TO ME ON THIS DAY!" You hang up on that note.Inhale deeply.Exhale.You need an aspirin.You're interrupted from your self pity by Hansen making a strange noise.It's like a dog.But it's laughter!Hansen laughed.You sit next to him, (Relevant image) He puts down his paper and gets to work, your co-pilot. The master of atmosphere, "Rachel. Let's do our job."
>>829444> Focus on Lin> Focus on Mikael> Focus on Faye> Focus on Lucy> Focus on Jason
>>829444>Focus on LinHe's already been softened up by the Harbinger, and I want to see how the others interact with him
>>829448Much as i love tiddies, we need to do our job.>focus on lin.Lets nail down whether hes virgin, scholar, or what
>>829444Oh star we both know noone working for the organization gets to have kids so that was an empty threat.
>>829499I may have enjoyed everyone's "Jerry's wife" write-ins a bit much.
>>829444>> Focus on Lin
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>829502Nah his daughter is clearly adopted.He and his wife have tried to concieve for years without success.Their failure eventually led to them adopting.His wife subconsciously doesnt think of him as a real man anymore.They have a lot of issues.We knew this when we called, but we were really pissed off.We may or may not have fucked Jordan.1 yes2 no
>>829448> Focus on Lin
>focus on lin
>>829543Canon>>829543>>829539>>829499>>829463>>829462>>829560>>829562Over the next hour you watch as everyone claims a room, drops their stuff and gets merry. You look at the Lin. Korean. He doesn't mention that e-sport game at all. So thankfully he's not the athlete.He seems to be trying to flirt with Lucy who lets him put and arm round her whilst hitting the bottle like her life depended on it. She's quoting some of the male pornstars lines to her... it's painful to watch.But you get a gist of him, he's quick and good with his hands. [LIN SKILL] Dextrous.Looking Steroid McHuge you find him in the bathroom, shooting something into his ass vein."Looks like our beefcake is artificial." You say."GAYYYYYYYYY" C45513 shouts from your speakers as she and Hansen lower the lights slightly ahead of schedule.You notice Hansen and her working in conert to bring a fake full moon to the sky and make the cabin seem rather isolated. They want to settle right now not scare.But C455 the ass likes making some doors slam and candles flicker. Means it isn't weird if you have to do so later.Faye is... breathing. Not mediatting, just breathing. even when a candle lights and sets her hair slightly on fire she just breaths like some kind of fucking whalesong.[FAYE SKILL] Tranquil as a Forrest.> Chem; Rachel actually get someone hard or wet for once?> Demo; Blow the boat... just make sure something blows up if you call HARRY> Tech; how about a nice storm?> Write-In
>>829581> Chem; Rachel actually get someone hard or wet for once?
>>829581>Tech; how about a nice storm?>Chem; Rachel actually get someone hard or wet for once?Have a heavy, thunderous storm build up outside as chem slowly increases the dosage in the air. They'll likely conflate the arousals (of anxiety and of libido) caused by both into one, increasing the effectiveness even as they're given less reason to suspect a thing.
>>829581> Tech; how about a nice stormTrap em
>>829581>chem just pretend theyre my wife.>tech storm, and knock it off with the candles
>>829581>> Tech; how about a nice storm?
>>829581>> Demo; Blow the boat... just make sure something blows up if you call HARRY
>>829642>>829641>>829636>>829633>>829599>>829594"Hansen, C455, chill out with the candles eh?" You ask getting a chorus of ayes."Rachel, we're about to bring the storm. Need these kids begging to fuck." You continue finally getting something closer to your flow."Just like your wife when she sees me. Pumping it up by 5 ccs.""Make it 10. I don't like playing blind like this. It just feels off to me; can we ask stable crew to have some cockblock rats ready." You say to Hansen but your line is still up."Hey James." Rachel says in a different voice."I know what you mean. It feels off to me too." Well now you're terrified.Looks like the kids are setting up for a drinking game. Even Mikael with his duffel bag is taking part. The cabin special will loosen them up surely.Focus:> Lin> Mikael> Jason> Faye> Lucy
>>829674>> MikaelTry to figure him out
>>829674>> Mikaelagree with >>829677He's a big mystery
>>829690>>829687>>829682>>829679>>829677You watch Mikael. He is very on edge. Even when drinking. Even as he relaxes one hand stays near that fucking bag."Yo Eagle Eye. What's in the bag?" You ask."... He packed a tonne of stuff last minute. I admit I didn't get what I'd like out of his apartment. Kid's fucking crazy. ONly got a poster of the Russian Olmpian team." Hansen sotps and smacks his head. Before you even turn he's holding the back page to you... RUSSIAN PARTY BOY SHOOTING FOR STATES!" Moscow Born American Mikael Harrison has been called upon by Uncle Sam to shoot for the Stars. Despite accusations of rampant substance abuse and drinking problems; the state champ has been called up to represent our great nation."Fuck me." You say."Fuck you indeed. Olympian shooter. Betcha there's a rifle missing from his practice grounds."[MIKAEL SKILL] SHARPSHOOTER> OPEN THE CELLAR NOW> CHEM GET THAT RUSKI DRUGGED TO HIS BALLS> JERRY IM GONNA FUCKING RAPE YOUR SKULL> Nice calm Write-In
>>829731> JERRY IM GONNA FUCKING RAPE YOUR SKULL> CHEM GET THAT RUSKI DRUGGED TO HIS BALLS
>>829731>> CHEM GET THAT RUSKI DRUGGED TO HIS BALLSIT PROBABLY WONT WORK BUT TRY IT ANYWAY
> CHEM GET THAT RUSKI DRUGGED TO HIS BALLSLay off Jerry for a bit. He might be a fuckup, but we still need him on point and we already put the fear of Rod (ours) into him.
>>829731>write inJerry lube up Jordan and your wife, i would hate to go in dry as hard as this is gonna be.So if hes the athlete, who the fuck is the body builder? hold off on the drugs for now, if we get possessing ghost then this shit is in the fucking bag
>>829745It was an idle threat before, now were actually gonna do it
>>829751My guess is he's the Scholar. One of those "I have to achieve everything ever" types.
Honestly bullets do jack and shit to most of our choices, if hillbilly comes up we jack his brain out his head
>>829774Hippie might be virgin
>>829731>JERRY IM GONNA FUCKING RAPE YOUR SKULL> Nice calm Write-InLet's take a nice long sip of coffee and collect our thoughts, and then> CHEM GET THAT RUSKI DRUGGED TO HIS BALLS
>>829799>>829770>>829751>>829745>>829737>>829734"C45513 please tell Jerry to lube up his daughter and wife because it'd be cruel to do them as dry as he's doing me." You say firghteningly calm. C45513 blinks off even as 'her baby' the storm starts rolling in."She set up the cellar door on the blue button. She knows you hate the big red buttons. Hansen offers. He looks like he's going to say more but opts to take out his rosaries and begin praying."You know Hansen, one thing I always respected about you." You say as you watch Lucy be more respective to Lin's awkward advances.Fay meanwhile is dancing to music nobody else can here, though she's encouraging Jason to bust some equally horrendous moves.Fucking Mikael just watches. "Is that no matter what we do. Knowing how bad the things down there are, you still believe there's a big guy up there making sure we're alright." "Don't make fun of my faith James. I have one boundary." Hansen growls more than speaks."I know dude. Just, you believe there's someone out there hwo helps us do this horrid shit. Let's me make my art and whore myself out the other 364 days. And he understands! You briefly consider asking to borrow his rosaries, "I respect that belief dude.""Thanks James. Even if the Guy upstairs can't stop the guys downstairs, we know we gave it our best shot."Hey Susan. Forget comics and movies. LEt me show you, what a real hero does to save the world." You tell your albino colleague.The cellar door drops with a terrific clack that bounced around all the planked wooden floors and walls. Silence fell on the looby as more than 1000 eyeballs locked on the live feed.Mikael snatches his gun and readies it. Jason flinches, whilst Lin and Lucy both cry/squeal out respectively.It's Faye who surprises you, "Hello Cellar. Are you inviting me?"Mikael tries to pull her back, "Thank you Cellar." She says to nobody and then enters.> I'm handling this one post at a time. Prep for dumps.
>>829763If were following american horror tropes thenThe asian is the scholar because asian and computers, but he could be the virgin>>829846Confirms hippie chick as the foolThe ruskie is the athletic, yet standofish athlete hero 9 TB of anal is obviously the whoreGym rat im not sure about
The teens search the room, Mikael sweeping the corners and in between the aisles of assorted stuff that will get them killed. Cobwebs hang in the air, but single stray reflected torch catches the scop of his rifle. The haunting beam of pure white light in the darkness leading him to a small origami boat. Sitting neatly on a calm ocean. A small sea of it's own trapped in a bucket made of purest white wood. Ever sailing up and down.The hypnotic rhythym transfixes Mikael and the Russian picks up the origami boat between his thumb and forefinger.
>>829885Gym rat might be virgin? After all, nobody wants to fuck the living boner.
>>829920My suspicion as well. He's either a autistic /fit/izin. Or a nerd who got jacked imo.
Jason looks through the aisles disinterested. All these artifacts are crap, old crap, literally nothing new to be learned from it. And his disgust is only confirmed when he comes across... a piss bucket."Oh god. Hell no the chemicals this kinda thing puts off if it gets warm. No. No no no no. I aint breathing in that." He begins the daunting task of throwing it out as he hefts the bucket.
Lucy, Lady of Lust and Licker of a million cocks... here because she needed one big payday before she clocked out the cockout business for good. She came across a beautiful little amulet, puzzle, box thing. Honestly it looked kind of like something a dealer would stick prescription meds in. But it was old so maybe opoium? Is opium a pill? Who cares it's pretty.At least that's what C45513's live commentary decided. Her attenborough was crap.
>>829920>>829928Possible.Kill orders?I sayPornoRuskie (unless we pop ghost possession)MoonbeamsAnd by then we should have a solid virgin lock
>>829928So, to recap once more:Asian=Scholar/VirginEurope=Athlete/ScholarHippie=FoolPornstar=WhoreMeathead=Virgin/AthleteStop me if this becomes annoying
Image dropped last post my bad.
>>829931This just in jason the meathead is SCHOLAR
>>829946Looks like Jason might be scholar as well based on his reaction. Wouldn't want to pick something for him yet. Lucy for slut though seems confirmed
Lin comes across a confederate flag in his search for something to make this worthwhile. I mean, Lucy hadn't made any intention of making a move on him. But Mikael swore she was into him.And one thing about Mikael is that he didn't lie. He'd hurt people sure, he'd even told Lin when Lin joked about it that he's hurt a boy real bad before they met.But Mikael never lied, he might sit quietly and stare at people thinking they were liars but he'd never "degrade" himself to one.Out here though, there were no idiot rednecksw to hurt him/ So he was gonna trhough the flag into a nearby brazier.
And finally the lovable cheerful ball of rainbows, Faye. She stared at a lovely portrait of "The Progenitor." A piece by a certain Vladamir Tepes. The way the man is painted like a vampire, but retains enough humanity to be seen as a frail old man sorrowful about his status as a burden. It looked like something her Gram-Gram would paint. She didn't know why.... but she wanted to touch it.
Guys I need you to roll 1d5.We're taking the first to double up.1 Kongamoto2 A Posession Ghost3 Vampires (1d6 for amount)4 Vittra (HANSEN)5 Hillbillies (1d10 for amount)
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>830003
Rolled 3 (1d5)>>830003Here's hoping it's something immune to bullets
Rolled 4 (1d5)>>830003
>>830006>>830012>>830014>All these kongamotos>i was the one who rolled kongamotoO I am laffin
>>830027The ruskie is now the biggest threat.Get him to fuck the slut outside.It will agitate the asian, and noone brings a gun to fuck
>>830014>>830013>>830012>>830008>>830006"Somebody just do something." You mutter as Hansen prays.Surprisingly the group is snapped to attention by the Russian. "this place is strange. Might be things down here that will make us sick. Go upstairs, Lin." He pushes the asian towards the staircase, his flag burning forgotten.The others are keen to get back to drinking.And after sweeping with his rifle Mikael closes the door and locks it (or rather C45513) let's him. He realizes he's still got the origami boat and tears it length wise. The little pieces of paper fluttering to the ground as the white bucket tips over on it's own in the cellar.There's groans downstairs and outright cursing. "So close." Hansen says in almost a relieved tone. "Yeah if they threw that pissbucket out without saying thanks I think we'd all be grateful. Hate that fucking item." You admit.You've actually never done this monster before, so you're kind of excited. "Hey Susan. Who'd you bet on?"The shy smile tells you the answer, "Lucky bitch. Well you play your cards right and maybe you can get lucky twice tonight" And that was the remark you made as you released the Kongamato you would call Moby Dick
>>830060[INTEL] LIN, LUCY, JASON AND FAYE ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT THE CELLARMIKAEL IS MUTTERING TO HIMSELF ABOUT THE CIATHREAT IS SWIMMING TOWARDS THE BOAT> Tech; Ease off the weather> Chem; We need [The Whore] horny (Who?)> Demo; What you wanna bomb?> Write-In
>>830054Maybe get him onto the boat and let our friend break it with him on it. Seeing as he's got the gun it might be possible to get him to investigate.
>>830071>Chem; We need [The Whore] (Lucy) horny AND we need that Russian drugged to his balls>Tech; see if you can work out a way to make his gun not workWe're not gonna let fucking kongamoto get headshot'd by some Russian sharpshooter
>>830071Tech ease off the weather and up the romantic sprinkleChem we need Lucy horny as hell
>>830071>Tech; Ease off the weather> Chem; We need [The Whore] horny (Who?)Luck and see if we can get her and the Russian set up to be taken out
A REMINDER >The ritual Requires the whore to die first.>The Virgin must survive but suffer or die last.Just a heads up to those new to the setting.
>>830091Better yet rig the fucker to backfire.Not immediately fatal, but he wont be killing anyone if hes blind
>>830071What's the Euro's rifle? What is the caliber of his rounds?Turn the hormones to 11, someone is getting lucky tonight and it isn't the one's in the cabin
>>830103Oh man that'd be ideal, idk if they can do that remotely though cuz he's got the rifle on him right now
>>830105Okay. Let's pretend I totally know what the olympic standard of sharpshooting is.It's that. I random select the survivors for each role. EG: Lucy came from my WHORE folder. SoI don't have /k/ details. He has a gun with X shots.
If we can also finagle the ditz into distracting the asian while we horn uo the slut this night go better
>>830109He will eventually calm down
>>830112Lol that's fine OP, just my power-gaming taking over for a sec.Let's assume that Olympic standard rounds aren't designed to take down a live target, but can do sufficient damage when aimed at vital points, say, the eye, or the crotch.
>>830134Trust me on this. Something wonderful will happen.
>>830140I trust you opie.>>830071Tech goes easy on weather, make whore horny about Euro. They go out, have some bang bang, hopefully whore likes cowgirl.
>>830140Try to get some more eyes on the Asian kid, determine if he is the Virgin. Seems like the buff guy might be Scholar.
>>830166Way I see it he could also be the fool, and the hippie could be the virgin. Let's not write anything off yet, besides that Lucy is the whore
>>830178Yeah, I just wanna get more info. If the hippie is the virgin, then who is the fool?
>>830185Could be yhe asian. Hos friend could be rusing him
>>830189Okay, that makes sense.
>>830199I think hoppie is fool.Who asks the death cellar polite questions?
>>830199>>830189>>830185>>830178>>830166>>830152>>830134>>830131>>830126>>830109>>830105>>830103>>830096>>830093>>830091>>830082"Okay C455. Lucy owes us a VIP show." "Oh you sweet talker.""Just ease up on the storm? We need them outside." Hansen reasons."Rachel, target Lucy for all you lusty business.""Figured you'd ask, I just hit the button." She responds"Got it Goose. But let me just Maverick here, Rachel. Give me mist libido between cabin in the boat. We want the whore on that boat before our boy goes into aggro." You order.Rachel doesn't even confirm. But you see the pink mist forming.And are greeted with Lucy following Mikael who is out keeping watch through his scope.> Listen in> keep an eye on _______
Fuck it>ask sarahShes lucky, and cleverFind us a virgin
>>830228Not ideal, but we can work with it.>listen in
>>830243Im bad with namesYess susan
>>830228You should check out keiththompsonart.com for monsters/monster ideas
>>830228>Keep an eye on MikaelHe isn't the virgin, so he needs to die second.
>>830257>>830255>>830245>>8302341 for ask Albino1 for listen in1 for watch Mikael
>>830270Switch to listen in.
>>830278>>830276I put up with this shit in Starborn and now this quest.What's next return of the critfails?
>>830270Put mikeal and lucy split screen on the main viewer, then turn our chair around and ask the albino hottie her opinions.Turn back to the main screen for any violence or fuckingWe could also have drugged him and convinced him she was a lying whore.....But this way the monster gets her
>>830297This...actually seems to be the best course of action.
>>830283To quote every qm ever "haha"
>>830297This, changing >>830296
>>830304It's true. If you hope for something not to happen, it HAPPENS. And vice-versa.Just use a little magic guys, just to see how it feels
>>830312Ooh ooh how about "please take the slightly risky but cool to write option that has better returns if it succeeds"?
>>830285>>830278>>830276>>830257>>830255>>830245>>830234>>830295>>830296>>830297>>830303>>830304>>830308>>830312>>830321>>830324(FUCK IT ALL THE OPTIONS)"Okay, split screen is on. Henson you watch for me." He nods and tweaks some lighting or moon setting you'd never understand. Your glad you have a great co-pilot."So Lady Luck; who's our hidden virgin?" You ask as you walk away form the equipment to where you leave your water bottle. Safety first. Right next to the emergency gun."It's got to be either Lin or Jason." Susan shrugs as you gulp water like you're in the godamn desert."Hey boss, arguement going down.""Come on Mikael, we can sneak off... just like work." Lucy whispers."No. You're working. Remember.""But-" Lucy says before he grabs her by the collar. "No buts. I pay you lots of money. You fuck Lin. Get on boat." He pushes her and as she stumbled she gets a lungful of Chem's Marital Aid.You hi-5 Henson.
>>830327IT FUCKING PAID OFF.Lin confirmed virgin? Lucy super-confirmed whore.
>>830327> Distract everyone in the house> Lock Mikael out to keep Lin in> Write-In
>>830355RIN DIES RAST! I'm willing to call it confirmed anon
>>830327Hes her pimp, or part of the mob.Thats it.Jerry's kid lives in our closet now>>830355Lin as virgin seems likely.That makes him being a fast little shit very good for us, high dodge
>>830359> distract the houseHe's a gun, he'd just shoot the lock out
>>830359> distract everyone in the houseWe cannot have Mikael going fucking commando on us in the woods by locking him out
>>830372Oh fuck me. My sides are just gone.
>>830359>distractWe get bonus points for fucking.He walks in gets a lungful of fuck mist.He saves himself when the monstwr shows because hes a prick.Perfect
>>830375Yeah, he needs to die almost immediately after Lucy.
>>830381Not as gone as Jordan Star, not as gone as Jordan
>>830385If it wasn't for the damn rules, I'd want him gone first.If they both disappear on the lake though, people are gonna just assume they went off to be lewd anywaysThey're both in good shape, that could be HOURS.
We got 3 for distracting.We had 7 votes before so I dunno whether to wait or write. It's 4:30am here.
>>830430Some people same fag.Some people domt vote when an option is the clear winner
> distract the houseSorry OP just got home.
>>830359>> Distract everyone in the house
>>830430>Distract the house
>>830434>>830432>>830430>>830397>>830394>>830385>>830384>>830375>>830373>>830372>>830363>>830464>>830502"Okay Lucy is out. Lin is our virgin boys. We need to keep them all distracted so we can handle Lucy. Fuck bonus points for tit shots I'm just wanting pass marks here." "Hansen C455 this is your show. I want the eople in that house looking anywhere but at our little Titanic. Go!" They scramble to it and the house's generator shudders to a halt immediately when Mikael steps foot back inside.He pulls Lin behind him as he curses in Russian. The duo head to the basement, with Lin on torch duties. "Good our gunner won't let our virgin out his sight." " JERRY GIVE ME TIME ON OUR TITANIC!" "Two minutes. It's taking it's time." You sever the commlink and have C455 bring up a timer."Rachel, I've just decided that our hippy and chemist needs to make some advances in organic-artifical mediation. Do it!" You clap your hands as the vibe hits you."Pitching up a homerun for our roider. Lust pheromones acitve in the main room.""Susan!" You say pointing at her as if you have order. "Show me your tits." She flips you the bird as you grin, "Worth a shot." The cameras focus in on Lucy... preparing herself for Lin by taking care of herself... the name she is moaning is very Russian. You can hear people wolf whistling down in the lobby. This bit always draws a crowd. BONUS GAINED As you see the great hulking form of Moby Dick... you warn everyone, "If you aren't prepared for this job you'll find out shortly everybody. May the ancient ones or whatever Gods you care to worship have mercy on you."With that, the onster unfurls it's wings underwater. Pushing itself into the air in one fell swoop. The near naked girl opens her eyes fully as the moonlight perfectly highlighting her figure is instead replaced by a dark shadow. Confusion.Then Fear.She doesn't even scream.The Kongamato reminds you of a dolphin as it spins in the air to crush the boat beneath it's weight. It's sharp pronged beak hits Lucy and thus the deck first. It's like a drill with the ease which it pierces the girl and the luxury yacht. And the spinning of Moby Dick on his way back down into the depth of the bay, sends white spray up to the sky.It was like Free Willy, but directed by you. Poetic, Beautiful, Immaculate and Terrible. You hate your art.This we offer in humility and fear, for the blessed peace of your eternal slumber. You intone the words. Henson stands up and pulls the lever.The blood of the whore fills the tablet. [LUCY THE WHORE HAS DIED]
Rolled 7 - 1 (1d20 - 1)Rolling for Spain. 16 to pass.
>>830532FUCKING SPAINHow did they screw up?
Rolled 8 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>830556With a 6, I'm gonna say that their monster just got owned. I don't know their ritual needs.As of this point I will base Madrid ritual on bullfighting in this quest and the Monster and the sacrifice duel 1v1.They just got fucking shanked to shit.Rollan for Sweden, DC16
Rolled 2 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>830566The volcano erupted too early and the monster got lavad.Engerland roll DC16(full list btw) Japan +1 modGermany NeutralUnited Kingdom NeutralSweden -1 modSpain -1 mod
>>830566Fuck, We have Germany, the UK, and Japan left
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>830572you fucked up the roll
>>830572Sweden is cucks
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>830572HAHAHAH FUCK YOU LONDON SHOULD HAVE LET GLASGOW JUST THROW SOME TEENGARES ONTO THE STREETSI messed up the roll but even with the right mod it's a 2. So still fucked.Nazi roll DC16
>>830578yours is Japan.Looks like the NEETS And you guys are the only ones to get a kill.
>>830587i diiid it
>>830587The top two performers succeed, of course.We're not out of the woods here yet, though.
>>830611>We're not out of the woods here yet, though.Oh you.Because the cabin is in the woods.
You look across the screens and put your head on your hands. "Thank fuck for Japan." You say in disbelief. STOCKHOLM: FAILLONDON: FAILEAST BERLIN: FAILMADRID: FAIL "They're at least killing nine year old girls. We still have an extra life left." Henson says.Madrid: Monster shanked to death on the first round with victim 1.London: Survivor role killed first by Monster.Berlin: Whole site is FUBARStockholm: Stupid Ritual and it's need for a natural disaster. Of course a volcano is going to fuck everything up if your timing is off by a second or two. Deep Fried Troll on the menu in Sweden."Carl the caption guy sums it up perfectly." You state bluntly as you proceed to boldly fuck off to the bathroom.Right now the last thing you want is to watch a hippy fuck a roider while C45513 gets off on it. Or watch THAT FUCKING RUSKI and Lin mess with a generator that will not start for anyhting short of God's floppy dick.Oky you're stressed, take a breather. Piss. That was a good kill. > You'll be back after a short break.
AKA It's 5:05. I'm tired as fuck.I wanted to marathon the whole of ritual 1. But I don't want my most active thread to drop in quality due to lack of sleep.Non spoilery Q&A? Non Spoilery Q&A!Hit me.Have a rare wagon you shadowrunning fucks <3Shill stuff: Tw: @StarbornQCs: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1csg7vC-Yz10aAqk9ZwdCNv24obLGTtM5p6bKkPq1Pgc/edit#heading=h.74gk3dg6mvjpStarborn Thread 0: https://yuki.la/qst/486356Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=StarbornDiscord Invite: https://discord.gg/xM2aCYqLewd Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/StarbornOP
>>830655When do the monsters break out and the game turns into first person survival horror
>>830655My head canon has us as a former virgin who survived a ritual, only to go deep underground, get massive amounts of black market surgery: face, gender, you fucking name it.We now live ONLY for the day we can fuck this ritual up and end this horrid world. We have never been so close. If japan fails, we could do it. End everything.This probably isnt the case, but its a fun thought.Favorite monster in the stable?What is harry's malfunction?Albino tit size?Any shot with lil miss monochrome?I mean shes filthy rich now.What she gonna spend it on?
>>830664When you fail so hard you make the company stupid enough to have a big red button that releases everything. Instead of having a system where when one cage is opened everything else is sealed.>>830676Would be fun.The Answer is always WendigosHarry is crazy.Susan is ambigiously well endowed until I decide for sure.you felt her arse and she was into it and is semi flirting back.Yeah boi.Probably cars.
>>830695How does the organization afford the absurd salaries they seem to be paying even basement tier lackeys like Eddie
>>830695So how will this quest be set up?Assuming we are supposed to succeed will it be like a monster of the week type of deal or will there be an over arching story?Have anything planned on what well do in between each slaughterhouse feast?Also how do you choose who goes in the cabin. You talked about folders earlier, do you just have random faces and personalities you mix and match or is it all preplanned?
>>830718We will only be playing ritual nights. I have idea for MOTW and Overarching.I tend to write Overarching better but we'll see what I go for. This is a break from my usual quest. (This has less death!) Just started planning it on Friday and I'm amazed at the turnout and playerbase.But yeah, faces /w names. Sorted into roles and then I come up with backstories and fit a skill.
Is it possible to release multiple threats at once? If so do they all work together?If not, Hillbilly/Vampire gang war when?
>>830744No, once one cage opens the rest seal as for safety/commonsense reasons.Depends on your combo if they would.Vampires win, despite having old school weaknesses - they still strongk.
>>830655Enjoying this so far, hopefully we can keep this going for a while before the monsters escape
Reading the thread from beginning but I have to say, not seeing Sexy Witches or Dismemberment Goblins on the list makes me sad.
>>831102I miss the giant molestation tree
>>831102Both are actually on there just not in there specifically. Just under witches and gobbos. Going to be ready to resume in a short while.
When you return you find that things are largely the same. Hippie and Doctor Roids are getting handsy but nothing under clothes, Lin is holding a torch for Mikael as he tries to revive the generator.Your monster is currently swimming in the shipwreck enjoying batting the chuks of hull and deck around like a puppy playing with a rubber ball.You're not expecting it to rest for very long though.> Tech; can you cockblock our lovebirds?> Chem; release some gas smells into the cellar bring them up. DON'T ACTUALLY uSE GAS THIS TIME> Demo; what you want them to blow up> Intel; check someone out?
>>831300> Tech; can you cockblock our lovebirds?
>>831300>tech, demo sabotage the fucking gun to cause a backfire.>chem lets get our lovebirds fucking>intel check out the hippieThats in order of importance so if we only get one choice sabotage the fucking gun.Chem is for additional bonus points, lets go for a higher "rating". Dont think we can get X, but R would be good.The virgin is in the basement, which is fairly safe. But eventually mick the dick will want to take him out to earn his pay.Hopefully the horrible wreckage will convince him to send his virginal paycheck back inside. If it doesn't we will subliminal the fuck out of him
>>831317Q: if you give me a way for the gun to get sabotaged I will do it but without a logical idea I can't just you know "make it so"
>>831321Replace the first round.Instead of a normal bullet the bullet is fused to the casing and the rear of the casing is thinner than usual.When the gun fires the bullet goes nowhere and all the gas from the explosion blows out the firing chamber.Its not lethal per se. But brutal to the hands face and eyes. Depends on what type of rifle he has how much damage it does, but at the very least its surprising as fuck.Plus the lights are out, ooen the nearest panel, grab the gun, replace bullet, put gun back. Elapsed time: 10 seconds.Im not very /k/ but it should work
>>831330I think I need to explain something, not just to you but all the anons.Mikael has the gun in his hand. He is a paranoid fuck who has kept the gun by his side all night.There aren't any whacky scooby doors (as far as I know) the only way up is through the outside of the dome or through the stable to the monster spawn spots, which involve an agent having to break the security on X monster's cage. Survive int he cage with that beatsy until the lift hit's ground level and then be let loose with that monster into the cabin.Just not seen any valid method of sabotaging that gun suggested and I haven't got one either.
>>831330I don't think they have the ability to do that
>>831336What kind of gun and rounds is he using? Could vastly ramping up the humidity in the air cause a misfire?
>>831362See that's doable. But I have 0 /k/redentials and don't know anything about Olympic shooting.
>>831336Fair enough, hadnt understood.I assumed he set the fucker down to fix the generator, and that we had access to the cabin.My mistake
Release a very mild irritant to cause him to tear up. Cant shoot for shit through tears.
>>831368Nah don't be.My bad for not describing the scene, I'll us the bullshit excuse of the speeration of two sessions.But he's got rifle in left hand and Lin holding torch. Right hand is in the generator guts.The reason agents can't get into cabin is because the things we're letting out; can you imagine if a mechanic had to be sent while the posession ghost was loose?Check the movie for what might happen then.
>>831373Ooh can we spontaniously turn the genne on and mangle his hand?Or does it not have enough moving parts?
>>831377See that. That is something we can do hold up.
NEW OPTIONS > Tech; can you cockblock our lovebirds?> Tech; time turning on the generator to mangle his shooting hand.> Chem; release some gas smells into the cellar bring them up. DON'T ACTUALLY uSE GAS THIS TIME> Demo; what you want them to blow up> Intel; check someone out?
>>831385>> Tech; time turning on the generator to mangle his shooting hand.
>>831385>Tech; time turning on the generator to mangle his shooting hand.
>>831400>>831387>>831386"C45513. Idea.""Sure."She replies projecting onto your shoulder."Is there some way you canr wreck this guy's hand. Turn on the generator maybe." You suggest."Well, it'd be tricky to time it, but if I make something leak fluid he'd reach in to stem it. Then if we turn it on." She mostly mumbles as you can actually hear your machines whir a bit more intenseley as she calculates it."Do it." You say."Taking control of your machines for a sec." She says as her voice goes full skynet and echoes from every local device for a second.But you don't focus on the millions of C45513 faces on the monitors for the plsit second instead you focus on the Ruski as he curses, in Russian when hydraulic fluid spits up his arm. "Hey I think that's the problem Mik" Lin says.You can practically see the eyeroll as he reaches in deeper into the machine. And C45513's grin reminds you of her devilish smirk in meatspace as the gears and machine slam into life. A flurry of mechanical gears, motors and trap his arm in the machine.You can't help but suck air in through your teeth as you watch the machine tear his hands and wrist to pieces. You see white bone, you see blood, you see fingers bending the wrong way, not to mention hear the kid scream.Lin tries to yank his arm out in [PANIC] as Mikael screams at him to stop. The love birds have actually sotpped and are frantically heading for the door to the main room with every intention of getting into the cellar.> Let them regroup> Nope to per group suits you fine.
The collection of typos and spelling is atrocious there and I am very sorry.I'm kind of in a rush as I leave for football in 30 minutes and wanted to give you guys something to tide you until I got back.Have a self-evaluation of that post.
I'm actually having a lot of trouble deciding between these options. On the one hand I want to see what their plan of action would become should they meet up again. But I suspect that Mik has an idea of what goes on here, hence why he was trying to get Lucy to deflower Lin and ruin the ritual. So either we let them meet up and risk him trying to ruin the ritual in a new way, or we keep them split and let the lovebirds know something is up
>>831426>nope two per group suits us fine.Could we slide a sound proof barrier inside the locked door?Maybe rig a speaker with lins voice saying everything is fine?
>>831426>> Nope to per group suits you fine.
>>831426> Nope to per group suits you fine.
>>831426>>Nope two per group suits you fine.
>>831634>>831580>>831576>>831548>>831546"Okay keep them apart." You say and the cabin's doors all lock. C45513 also adds the extinguishing of the few candles left. "What the hell is it doing?" Henson asks as you sea the beast unfurling it's wings and opening it's beak. Your hairs all stand up on end as the beast lets our a long wailing, mournful keening. The haunting noise getting under your skin. https://youtu.be/WabT1L-nN-E?t=26Jason looks out of the window.Faye smiles.The arguement between Lin and Mikael continues.> That keening is familiar> Stick with Lin and Mikael> Focus on Faye and Jason
>>831658>That keening is familiar
>>831658>> That keening is familiar
>>831658>that keening is familiar
>>831677Also as a follow up if that hippie can soothe the beast we're in deep shit, any plans on how to counteract that boys? I'm in favor of having demo blow something up close to it to spook it
>>831658> That keening is familiar
>>831658>That keening is familiar... It's a mating callbonus points to naming the reference
>>831664>>831673>>831676>>831677>>831678>>831680>>831686>>831688"Okay I know I've heard that before." You say frowning. "Hey earlier when The hippy was dancing around, can somebody roll back to the audio?" You askHenson sets to work and you run your hands through your hair as the beast flaps it's wings and with impossible grace drifts on your artificial breeze.Jason has begun attacking the locked door, Faye stares out the window towards the beast whilst Lin has begun searching the cellar for something. Pick 1 action and 1 Camera > Fake a scream upstairs get Lin out of that cellar> Tranq the cellar> Dose the Hippy and Jason with Roids> Ask Jerry what the fuck the hippy is doing> Cams on Beast> Cams on Hippy&Roid> Cam on Cellar Group
>>831695>> Ask Jerry what the fuck the hippy is doing>> Cams on BeastWe really need to figure her deal out. She's sending all kinds of 'too well informed' vibes out for me
>>831695> Tranq the cellar> Ask Jerry what the fuck the hippy is doing> Cams on Hippy&RoidShe's our number one threat now that Ruski is useless
>>831695> Fake a scream upstairs get Lin out of that cellar> Cam on Cellar GroupGet this Eurobro outta here
>>831698>>831710>>831712>>8317351 Tranq1 Intel1 Fake scream1Beast1 Hippy1 CellarThe ties haunt me.
>>831710>>831712Looks like we have two votes for intel actually
>>831764If it helps I'll support >>831710 vote for intel
>>831695>> Dose the Hippy and Jason with Roids>>831695>> Cams on Hippy&Roid
>>831775>>831771>>831767>>831764>>831735>>831712>>831710>>831698Okay intel is locked in. Decision:> Cellar Cam > Hippy Cam> Monster Cam
>>831777fuck it lets just move on, I'll back up >>831767>>831710entirely, >Beast cam
>>831777>Hippy CamShe's too much of a variable right now>>831698Also yes, you get bonus points from me (disclaimer: not redeemable for anything other than smug satisfaction, offer good prior to 11/24 when all available smug satisfaction is diverted to the American populace for the yearly Thanksgiving pageants)
>>831777>> Monster Cam
>>831814>>831794>>831787>>831779We're 2-2 between hippy and beast. NExt vote decides.
>>831836>>831814>>831794>>831787>>831779You dial up Jerry as you watch the beast keen, wail and sing in the water. You really don't like this; "Jerry the fuck is she doing?""Her facebook says she's a part of some Whale Choir and Conservation Group. It sounded fake until I saw this."You watch the beast whip it's head round as she begins singing, it's like it's confused that another one of it's kind exists. Or you're paranoid and reading far too far into this, fuck this ritual tonight is fucked. Fucking Jerry.> Demo; IRISH SPECIAL to Guest room 1> Chem; Tranq Jason and Faye> Tech; C45513 do you have... anything?> Write-In
>>831852>> Chem; Tranq Jason and Faye
>>831852>Chem; Tranq Jason and Faye>Tech; C45513 do you have... anything?Come to think of it, does the ritual actually state that the beast itself has to kill the victims?
>Chem if I don't see sleeping shits in the next 10 seconds so help me
>>831852I severely doubt she will survive any mating attemps.Jerry who the fuck learns whale singing? I- I have no idea what to do with this crazy hippy shit.>chem jack up muscles aggression to 11
>>831879Nope.jpg but we need to be entertaining.
>>831852>>>831882 This for muscles, but also"chem, we need them to smell like it's natural prey, FISH preferablyEither it eats her or mates with her but Lin is safe in the basement for now
>>831882That'd be bonus points right?
>>831932Yyyyyeeeeesss? Technically. It would also bump us from an R rating to X. Possibly illegal for sale in the US depending.
>>831932>>831950 It's not going to fuck her
>>831956Glad we could clear that up.
>>831880>>831879>>831861>>831882>>831890>>831932>>8319503 for tranq 2 for roid rage.Around 10 minutes until I write
>>831956How do you know? Are you the who's a mawhatsit or a crazy whale singing hippy?
>>831965I'm the game runner...
>>831970Oh yeah, I guess that counts for something
>>831970I'm just pulling your leg man
>>831970And? That doesn't mean you know what you're doing...
>>832006> This guy> trying to fight the qm"Hey ancient ones just cuz it's your ritual doesn't mean you know what you're doing okay"
>>832002>>831980>>831978>>831965>>831964>>831963>>831950>>831932>>831890>>831882>>831880>>831879>>831861>>832006"Rachel get those fucks asleep right now. 10.9." You threaten, as she continues singing back and forfth with the thing."Sedatives are running.""Okay Lin has something in his hand what is it?" Henson repositions your cameras.In his hand is clutched a cleaver, blood stained, old and chipped. You recognise it as a trigger item. "NONNONONONONONONONONONO!" You scream> DEMO DO SOMETHING!> C45513 DO SOMETHING!> JAMES DO SOMETHING!> ANONS WRITE-SOMETHING
At first i thought the kagomoto was japanese, in which case fucking her would make PERFECT sense because japan. I mean the summoning object was even an origami boat!But a look at Wikipedia says its aboriginal or south american or some crazy shit. So no, it probably doesnt like human sex. The qm is right as always
>>832020>DEMO DO SOMETHING
>>832020Can you trigger multiple baddies? We control the cells after all right? What happens to the ritual of multiple bads start killing people
>>832020>cassie free the ruskies hand!
>>832035I don't believe it matters who kills them, as long as they die in the right order, and (as said in >>831885) it's 'entertaining'.
>>832028Full disclosure, Origami boat was the only type of model boat I could concieve of the teen's idly breaking to summon the boat breaker.>>832035If you don't release a monster after it's trigger item is used to trigger... ancient ones and director will be displeased.GM Note:The novel does not cover this. The victims seem strangely uninterested in the basement after triggering the canon threat. Both in novel and movie. So this is my interpretation of lore now.
>>832035Thats not the whole problem. If the shits are dumb enough they can fuck around in the cellar until the entire stable is on the island. The problem is we need lin alive. For now.
>>832035Also supporting this>>832036
>>832043>>832044>>832045Fuck me, this whole time I thought it was one and done and they were safe in the cellar. We gotta get those kids outta there, definitely free the ruski's hand
>>832020Can do like some kinda static shock thing, like they did int the movie to get Dana to stop stabing the one zombie dude?
>>832044That basement screams "you are going to die bleeding from your anus"Even the dumbest of fools would avoid it.I assume its initial attraction and subsequent unintereting nature are magical.
>>832057After ritual remind me to cover the Lin/Mikael arguement and what went down.
>>832054Multiple summons have NEVER happened.Like James is shitting himself because he can't cockbock the ancient ones if a trigger happens. But has no clue what would happen.
>>832059I assume the truth came out about one million cocks.>>832064Worst case is a ritual fail.
We need to let Mik's hand free and sound a scream from upstairs. Hopefully he will take the clever in his if hand and investigate. Then we can kill him before he realised the whore is dead and deflowers Lin himself
>>832076Snek, I don't need your negativity.RWBY Quest wen.
>>832083Y know.A decent writer would have the lizard caoture her like king kong, and that would be allrightA great writer would have the lizard pin her down, rip her clothing off, then beat her to death against the ground by her leg while her man wails on it uselessly.But a genius, i mean a true fucking artist that man would have it fuck herIm just screwing around with you, our luck we would fail the ritual when the bitch survived.
>>832020Cockbock him and observe
>>832117>DEMO WE NEED A COCKBOCK YESTERDAY
>>832028>>832029>>832036>>832043>>832045>>832046>>832054>>832056>>832057>>832066>>832076>>832102>>832117>>8322103 DEMOLITION (counting cockblock via boom)3 Free Soviet Hands2 for cockblock? I think this means some kind of chem to the cellar.Quote this post;>BOOM>FREE>TRANQ
>>832238>Quote this post;>Not a qoute
>>832028>>832029>>832036>>832043>>832045>>832046>>832054>>832056>>832057>>832066>>832076>>832102>>832117>>832210>>832231>>832235>>832238>>832240>>832252>>832297"C45513 let his hand go.""But I-""DO IT!" You command and the Russian falls back cradling his arm. Lin drops the cleaver and you hear angels sing, even as they begin checking the wounds you immediatly draw your focus back to Beast Cam.There is your Monster all confused and angry. Now if only he had something to take his frustration out on."Okay we got him all dressed up and ready to go. Now how we getting this princess on the pumpkin carriage?" The whole room goes silent and even the comms linger with the unasked question. "Cinderella is great fuck you guys."> DEMO; DRIVE THIS BEAST TO THE CABIN> TECH; GUIDE SOME PREY TO THE BEAST> CHEM; I DONT REALLY KNOW!>Write-In
>>832311>TECH; GUIDE SOME PREY TO THE BEASTLet's get Hippy dippy and what's his face out of the equation
>>832311Subliminal suggestion to hippieThey just HAVE to see whatever majestic creature made that beautiful noiseSo>tech
>>832311>TECH; GUIDE SOME PREY TO THE BEASTHopefully she doesn't turn it into a pacifist or some shit. But if it does we car turn the russian into a serial killer.Also, split the athlete and the virgin up before the virgin is no longer a virgin.
>>832323You know why none of us can remember their names?Its not just because of their easily identifiable traits.Most of the staff probably refuses subconsciously to use their names in order to dehumanize them. Their Roles are more important, like actors in a movie. Knowing who they really are would ruin the illusion
>>832323>>832335>>832350They're both drowsy.>>832350Ruski's hand is... well good thing this is horror. Not discounting the votes just situation update.>>832356I love you for getting what I was going for. They even do it to each other in case someone just can't face it again next year.
>>832359The fucked up part is /your players/ are also doing it
>>832311>> DEMO; DRIVE THIS BEAST TO THE CABIN
>>832387>AND IF YOU FUCKING BLOW UP THE BEAST BY ACCIDENT I'LL DELIVER YOU TO THE ANCIENT ONES MYSELF
>>832311>> TECH; GUIDE SOME PREY TO THE BEASTThe hippy really does nee to die soon. Also worth considering, can Chem pump something out to fuck with her vocal cords so she can't sing anymore?
>>832407Chem; is pumping tranqs into their room for... let's say 2 rounds. Jason is kinda large.
>>832359>They're both drowsy.Well we could do a girly scream out by the lake and the Athelete might go check up on the Whore.
>>832417Ah cool. Cause having the Fool sing the monster to sleep would be the second worst end to a ritual ever.
There is a simpler solution.More thematic as well.Have the moonlight spotlight the wreckage of the ship. They go to investigate. Beast eats them.or fuck them either way its good cinema
>>832466Motherfucker stop reading my notes.That is literally what C45513 will do for the tech option.
>>832486...I thought that was in the source material?
>>832488Their monster wasn't a sea monster and the lake was too far from the cabin in the movie. I moved the cabin to being about a 80-1000 metre walk from the cabin to lake. Gotta get it nice and close for stuff like this.
>>832499Ah, okay then.
>>832311> DEMO; DRIVE THIS BEAST TO THE CABIN
>>832359>>> TECH; GUIDE SOME PREY TO THE BEASTThink this is better than demo, it gives us a bit more control over who is going to the beast with it coming to them, there is a chance that something might affect Lim before we need him.
>>832486You cant tell because my id keeps changing as i drive around, but im also this guy>>832356You just happened to chose one of my favorite movies to run a quest about.How was the book?Hadnt realized there was a book till it came up. I knew about Kevin from the commentary.
>>832323>>832335>>832350>>832387>>832407>>832417>>832424>>832429>>832466>>832488"C455, unlock the door and get a nice ominous spotlight on the lake. You know the drill, let's serve up some nice Artificially enhanced dinner." You grin.And she does just that as Jason's foot collides with the door he drags Faye out. "Come on we're leaving!" He says as the girl slurs meaninglessly."C45513 you sexy see through slut. You got us two for one." You compliment."Well looks like I'll be praying too." Hensons groans as he starts standing up.When the fog clears enough for the two to get a good view of the lake they cry out and Jason bodily hefts the hippy over his shoulder."Okay Roids show me what you got." You say as he runs right towards the shipwreck.And as He calls out the name of your first vsacrifice, A thunderous wave covers him in spray as your Kongamato lunges. Jason screams in fear and flees with all of his chemically enhanced might. Dropping The hippy to become one with nature in a rather satisying moment of brutality. She is scooped up and thrown into the air, before she is caught in the snapping beak and torn in twain. Guts slide down the beast's gullet as it throws it's head back - leaving a pair of female legs to thud softly to the beach as [THE SCHOLAR] slams the cabin door shut.Your monster begins to move even as you begin your chant. This we offer in humility and fear, for the blessed peace of your eternal slumber You pull the lever at the end of your prayer, watching the gears turn for a moment. You gulp, focusing on the greater good as Henson temporarily talks to chem about something with your tranqs. Apparently Adrenaline flushed the roider's system.[FAYE THE FOOL HAS DIED]> Status Update, Henson> Compliment C45513 on good work.> Write-In
>>832605The Book is great, pick it up.
>>832662>>Status Update, Henson
>>832662>First compliment C45513then>Status Update, Henson
>>832662>Status Update, Henson
>>832662I hope we're still doing rituals in a year from now.>complementThen>status
Chan just deleted my post mid typing. Starting again. FUCK.
>>832795It is a sacrifice for the ancient ones.
>>832727>>832698>>832690>>832685>>832677>>832801"Bravo C45513, if our big man weren't such a big bitch we'd have got a double there. Top notch stuff girl." You compliment."You know I'm the best at what I do." She says smugly as you move from lever to the stairs, liberating your water bottle from it's position and feasting upon it's inners."Henson, how we doing?" "Japan is still green. We're a bit ahead of 'em but their ghost is a walker this year; lots of wlaking down corridors happening.""Well we did steal their superstar for our stables. Can't expect them all to be winners." You say with an audible ahhh form rehydration."[VIRGIN] is getting lowdown from [SCHOLAR] He's not taking it well. [ATHLETE] is clutching his arm, getting feverish. Oh. Jackpot." He says,"What?""All of their medical equipment is on that boat." Henson says, sipping coffee from the flask he stashes somewhere. "They're going to have to swim out into the lake to find it or soviet superstar is done."> Grind out a win, Jerry's life and if the Jap's fuck up everyone's is on the line> Tech; Make it entertaining, this year is your masterpiece.> Write-In(Rolling to see if Japan will complete their ritual since this could technically suceed in two moves)
Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)
>>832860Japan still hold on to their 100% sucess rate.
>>832860fuckin weebs are somehow successful still.
>>832855>Grind out a win, Jerry's life and if the Jap's fuck up everyone's is on the lineWe need Lin to stay behind so he didn't get eaten
>>832855>Grind out a win, Jerry's life and if the Jap's fuck up everyone's is on the line
>>832855>> Grind out a win, Jerry's life and if the Jap's fuck up everyone's is on the line
>>832855>GrindI would prefer something more artful... but its too close to fuck around with this year
>>832900>>832898>>832888>>832886>>832882"Everybody settle in. We're doing this by the book." And settle in you do, your fingers on the button for every departmentm your eyes watching your creature slowly snacking on the remains of the hippy chick.An hour in Mikael loses conciousness.The other two argue.It takes fifteen minutes for Captain Seoul to reach a decision.Doctor McLargeHuge stays to "help take care of Mikael."While your Cirgin heads ou to the lake with the rifle in hand. You don't know if he's a good shot or not... but you do know he has to survive his encounter with the beast.> Demo; or does he - EXPLODE THE CABIN!> Chem; Go lethal on the cabin.> Write-In
>>832942>> Demo; or does he - EXPLODE THE CABIN!
>>832942> Chem; go lethal on the cabinLess dramatic long-term if we blow it up. Let's try and score at least a few brownie points
Fuck it. BLOW THE CABIN.
>>832942>IT BOOM TIME NOW! Head of demo giggles for a month.
>>832942>Demo; or does he - EXPLODE THE CABIN!Might as well let Demo do it's thing
I like how Intel fucking up means we had to do the most cobbled together heavy handed ritual possible, no grace or elegance involved
>>833062I dont like it eitherThe japanese will make fun of us.Stupid americans cant do anything without explosions theyll saySmug pricks.
>>832942>have chem aerosol some anti coagulants to rush ruskie on his way.Roids will go to tell nerd its useless
>>833095Well fuck them, all they have to do is kill terrified schoolchildren, a group of coffee interns could pull that off
Reminder the virgin has to suffer
>>833095well it's not like poisoning the fuck out of them instead is any less heavy handed than blowing them up. Also remember that time the japs could't even kill a single 9 yr old girl, let alone 9 of them? Yeah fuck them
>>833114I think he has suffered at least a little, hell he was supposed to lose his virginity up here before the whore they literally bought for him was eaten by a prehistoric hell beast, A+ cockblocking right there
>>833030>>833027>>833015>>832959>>832950>>833114>>833119>>833140"Ear protection everyone!" You call. You can't help but break out into a grin as you and everyone in the facility pulls on their noise cancellers.You press the numbers and pick up the reciever, making sure that everyone is holding on to something. After 1998 you don't want any staff to fall while holding something important."YES? THIS IS HARRY! WHAT'S THE TARGET!?" He screams at you as if he were a metal vocalist"Cabin. All of it." You say. You hold for just long enough to hear, his department begin celebrating.But the last noise you hear before your screens all cut to static and your ears start ringing. Is HARRY'S laughter "huehuehuehuehue"You hate this part. Waiting to see if Demo fucked up or not.Waiting on your feeds to come back online.You're control, being in the dark is terrifying.Blind, Deaf, Not in contro-The Cabin is now a series of blackened, soot covered wooden planks. Well more like bits of wood. The playroom has been revealed as the floor of the main room is just gone; the cellar is open to the sky.... You can't even find their boots.[THE VIRGIN] Looks over his shoulder with a scream he can't hear. Blood drips from his ears and his eyes refuse to focus for the longest time, But the main moment you remember; the still that you'll be adding to your book... Is the second that his form loses all of his heroic determination. The close up of desperate hope being reduced to shee hopelessness as he realizes the last two friends left in this nightmare have been slain by a towering fireball.He falls to his knees when the first champagne bottle pops in the lobby. You realize the kid is blaming himself; believing that their inability to fix the generator somehow blew the place up.Yep. He suffered all right.[RITUAL COMPLETE] Your Face Wen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fehCcKH9n4Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dOwHzCHfgAYou look at the scene as the party begins in earnest. Henson taking care of the prayers and levers as you watch Lin-Wu perfectly in focus as a monster from the deeps flaps it's wings and lands on him.A small red smear marking the end to a guy who's only objective was to get laid.You halfheartedly join in Henson's dancing before you grab a glass of Champagne Susan offers and:> Celebrate> Call your wife> Congratulate your team> Sit down in your seat for just a second.
>Call Jerry a fucking dipshit
>>833162>Sit down in your seat for just a second.> Congratulate your team, even Rachel
>>833162>Congratulate your team> Call your wifeGet some banter out there to really spice up the hate sex and then> CelebrateOne thing I always liked about Cabin in the Woods is that the facility and director aren't evil for evil's sake, they have a good reason for doing all of this and I always view their self destructive tendencies and black humor as coping mechanisms for the shit they have to do. But hey, they just helped save the world right there for another year, that deserves some celebrating
>>833162>> Celebrate>> Congratulate your teamExcept Jerry. YA DONE FUCKED UP JERRY!
>>833162>Call Jerry a fucking dipshit> Celebrate
>>833162>congratulate your team>talk to Susan
>>833182>>833190>>833196>>833198>>833223>>833253Please understand Jerry bitching is inevitable. But this is the first time we as players have Jerry letting his guard down. This rare introspective moment of James having self clarity will massively effect how I write him in ritual 2.So Jerry wont be this vote, but it's coming I promise.
>>833270*James letting down his guard. It's 4am, sorry.Quick opinion poll; do you guys want me to do epilogue tomorrow once I've slept or try and push through?
>>833270Thanks for keeping people on track OP, I was thinking you were having a serious character development moment but i wasn't 100% sure.> Congratulate your team> Sit down in your seat for just a second.
>>833270Okay> Sit down in your seat for just a second.This job is exhausting yo.
>>833285My bad, was blind to character development. Let's step out of the room to tell our wife it's done. Go back inside shake hand, smile and congratulate everyone. Then see if we can heavily drink with Hansen, who is the closest thing to a friend it seems we have.
>>833296>>833288>>833190Sit>>833253>>833198>>833196CongratsYou know what, ALL THE OPTIONS. I think I have a way this makes sense. If you guys are okay with mix and matching an important decision I can start wrapping us up.> Y> N
>>833327I trust your mix and match on this. It's not crazy that James is feelings a mix of feelings, between exhaustion and the "wtf am i doing" to his natural inclination as a leader to lead
>>833327Usually james can get caught up in the theater of it all.He just blew up two kids with hiex.It was sloppy, artless, and probably felt like murder for the first time.Fuck were getting old. Maybe too old.
>>833415>>833370>>833345>>833343>>833297>>833296>>833288>>833253>>833223>>833198>>833196>>833190>>833182You sit down in your seat for a moment, running your hands through your hair. This was a rough ritual and you had to compromise a lot. More than that...The fuck are you doing with your life?You were going to direct movies?Speilberg,Kubrik,Tarantino and James Henderson. The fuck happened to that?The fuck happened to the guy who walked into Holywood with everything to prove and nothing to lose.What happened to the guy who would kill for his sweetheart. Well, what happened was somebody called your bluff Jimmy. You sigh, today was not a good day. You compromised, you made desperation calls and were hard pressed by a star that was rather uncooperative. But making that phone call to HARRY was the toughest thing since your firs tyear; you didn't make art today, you were a general sending people to their deaths.Maybe that's what you are though a leader. Looking around at all this, you must be a good one to be so driven to protect one of your own like that. A good leader, but deifnently not a good man or a good husband. You call up Abby and she answers first ring as usual, "Hey baby."She mimics you,"Yeah we're wrapped but it was tough. Jerry dropped the ball."She responds,"Yeah, I just... it means a lot hearing your voice right now. When I get home..." Words fail you for the first time in forever. There are some tried and trues though; "I love you.She reciprocrates.You hang up and hit the comm button. "C45513, Rachel. I just want to say excellent work today. We were up against it and came out swinging. Thanks to you two the world keeps on spinning." You flash a salute with your champagne hand."Couldn't have done it without you James." Rachel admits professionally before letting her hair down and signing off."Nailed it big guy. I'll be expecting you for a Lucy marathon in her honour some point next month." C45513 adds before she disapears.You send HARRY a fax congratulating him. You really don't want to be screamed at right now, but he was as reliable as ever. Plus he's probably in the middle of some blackpowder orgy since they were the finale this year.But that leaves one man to congratulate, and you both chink glasses as you wheel over to him. "Cheers Watson." You say."Cheers Holmes."[/] He replies.[CONTINUED]
>>833550Neither of you are as happy as the people around you, Henson has always been on a similar wavelength despite you different approaches. "That wasn't a win in my books. We were fumbling and stumbling through. Hell if we hadn't got that sex scene I think we'd be failed.""You're right. That gut of yours and Rachel's knew something was up before it happened and our duties are too important for morons messing it up." He concurs."Yeah, tonight can't happen again. We had two rituals live and one of them had almost no intel." "Well the director might call for Jerry's head regardless." You say."Kid, no matter how you feel right now, we just saved the damn world." Your co-pilot says with a hand squeezing your knee, "Deep in that head of yours underneath all the guilt, poontang and self loathing there's a man who threw away his Hollywood dreams to be a hero.""You're right Henson.""Maybe this year wasn't arty enough for you to go into fantasy mode, maybe you losing your temper with Jerry set you off your game. What matters is you ticked the boxes, crossed the is and dotted the ts." He finishes and stands up."Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go honour margery's memory by flirting with a woman who looks like she did in her thirties." He stops as he passes, "You are alright Jim?"> Yeah, just what I needed to hear.> Probably just exhausted> Write-In
>>833590>> Probably just exhausted>will this get any easier?
>>833590>Yeah, just what I needed to hear.
>>833590>Just what I needed to hear.
>>833590>> Yeah, just what I needed to hear.
>>833590>Yeah, just what I needed to hear.Its sick, wrong, and we joke about it so we dont have to cry instead. But...tomorrow the sun will rise. And 8 billion people, minus 5 will wake to see it.
>>8336417.4 billion. My bad.
>>833590>I'm something, alrightLet's get wasted and forget this night just for a little bit.
>>833641>>833640>>833639>>833599>>833597>>833666"Yeah just what I needed to hear. Its sick, wrong, and we joke about it so we dont have to cry instead. But...tomorrow the sun will rise. And 8 billion people, minus 5 will wake to see it.""That's beautiful James." Susan says as she leans in and boy is she awfully close. So close that you can see her pale skin catching the light, highlighting a trail that leads you to a world of slightly under D cups. You girn trying to push the last four hours out of your mind. There's one more thing you need to wait for.And it comes.The phoneline to the directors, the standby light fades with a green light replacing it.You did it. No staff terminations.No director's phone call.You are James Motherfucking Henderson and you saved the motherfucking world.> Party with ______> Sneak off with Susan> Go Home> Write-In
>>833673>> Sneak off with SusanHot albino for the win!
>>833673>sneak off with Susan.>Return.>party so fucking hard that the hollywood you missed would look at you like "damn, son, slow down."Im serious, like lampshade on head partying.
>>833673>>833700>>sneak off with Susan.>>Return.>party so fucking hard that the hollywood you missed would look at you like "damn, son, slow down."
>>833700After all, we need to feel like it was worth it.
>>833711>>833703>>833700>>833698"Fuck it." You say"Fuck it?" Susan replies"Yep, Great Hotel next town over. I'm driving." You say grabbing her by the waist. "That is if you want to Fuck it Snow White?"She blinks. "Let me grab my gun, gear and blow." "Sure, when we're done with each other and this state; Hollywood will be like "Damn sluts, slow down!" You say as you follow her to her staff locker, passing by the unluck Stable staff who are on wrangling duties this year."Well Mr Hero. Let's see if you can paint me white." Susan says as a hand nimbly unzips your fly on the way to the elevator.[CABIN QUEST RITUAL 1 FIN]
>>833673Whoa wait. Didnt we promise to gome home to our wifey? She seems pretty awesome, putting up with our shit and all. Plus, where that hatefuck at? Get that chembitch over here.
Shill stuff:Tw: @StarbornQCs: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1csg7vC-Yz10aAqk9ZwdCNv24obLGTtM5p6bKkPq1Pgc/edit#heading=h.74gk3dg6mvjpStarborn Thread 0: https://yuki.la/qst/486356Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=StarbornDiscord Invite: https://discord.gg/xM2aCYqLewd Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/StarbornOPRight gentlemen. From the shadowruns and debates I'm assuming you enjoyed.Please give me feedback, check out my other stuff. Bote us up in the archive and feel free to join the discord - lots of great QMs there building a nice community.But twatter, in thread, owls dropping letters through my letterbox. Please let me know what you thought and talk to me.It's 5:23AM I'm going to bed in 7 minutes because two marathon sessions of Cabin have fucked my sleep schedule.Starborn returns soon.
>>833760James would never go on a bender with a random woman over going home to his wife!?The thought would be preposterous!Yeah James is shit tier husbando.>>833760Nobody voted for Partying with her mate.
>>833809Pretty much.His name is actually legally HARRY. He threatened the admin guy with a home mad epipebomb until it went through as all caps.
>>833809Gods bless Mr. Torgue.
>>833766I loved it and want more. This kind of thread has a lot of replay value, especially as new people are introduced, including potential replacements for that stupid piece of shit, Jerry. We need to go fuck someone now...nearly forgot.>"Hey Jerry, glad to see you got your team together. Did you tell them what happened to the old team, you butterfingered fuck? Tell your wife hi, and that im free Thursday."
>>833840I'm still not 100% on weather or not Jerry's staff hung themselves. What happened to them?
>>833917Star already said, they literally all killed themselves in as quick and painless a method they could, since THEY FUCKING BOTCHED THEIR ONE GODDAMN JOB.
>>833932>>833917Jerry went to bathroom, team realized how bad they fucked up while he was away and suicided ASAP. leaving Jerry to take the bullet.
>>832059Btw Mikael was telling Lin to cut off his hand since they were stuckLin was wanting to get someone else.Mikael responded Lin is the only one he trusted.That's why Lin went looking for stuff and eventually grabbed the cleaver. Thing I'm thinking for the sequel As director you'll be able to add some new faces. It'll be your call if Jerry stays.Hilbillies, Moby Dick and Vittra will be replaced in stables and numbers changedWe will do some slice of life style timeskips to see what James did each month.Like I said, I'm still checking this thread; so any feedback or questions let me know.
>>834623So questions...How tight is jerrys wife?The japs ever gonna fail a ritual?What, exactly do we have in our tool chest?Chem can obviously tranq amd elicit basic moods, but cam they make someone more suggestable?Demo... blows shit up, but i think we were hesitant to use then because lets face it, they are crazy as fuck. And we were going for subtle.Intel can give us a basic lowdown... usually. But can it do anything more subtle?Tech.... well cassies body is probably hooked up to a mainframe and an iv drip somewhere. Not healthy if you ask me. Im assuming fucking with peoples mobiles is a given, but what else? Lighting, atmosphere, special effects, looks like were going to be calling C45 a lot.Is one of the disasters "the stars are right" and anything that can go wrong will?
>>834652>From the one time you guys hooked up, which you honestly regretted up until tonight. Very.> The Ancient Ones dice shall decide> The Stable? Link is here but some rotation is happening before the sequel.> Yes but it's a combo thing with Tech. Risky to use as it eats up two turns and both departments work. I didn't introduce it for thread 1 as I was worried about option bloat.> Intel gives you full profiles instead of the shits you got for this thread. You can also call them up to predict thoughts, objectives or what the fuck a tribute is doing.> Everything in that dome pretty much. Except the chem pipes and demo, she's usually the one able to fuck with stuff. For some reason she lets Hansen help her despite being an AI. They have a weird and very strong friendship.> Nope. I come up with 6 disasters just before asking for the roll. I'm glad we got Intel one with these tributes as there was a lot of "who is what" shadowrunning.
>>834669Thanks for the quest, Star. I didn't find the thread until it was already over, but I enjoyed reading it all the same. Your typos were minimal, and nothing to stress over. I found the fact that you were more concerned with story details making sense(no bullet sabotaging, for instance) than with proofreading to be admirable. I look forward to seeing what happens next.
>>834939Thanks. I think if I did multiple short sessions the typos would reduce, but I really liked marathoning - it made it more fun for me.I'm glad people are still finding it. I'm putting plans together for the sequel and the next Starborn too.
Yo this was a good read. I would love more of this.Please and thank you.
This was some good shit man.Personally, I really hope that the staff and even some of the directors begin to get royally pissed at having their job descriptions be "murder these people in gruesome ways so the apocalypse doesn't start" and actively look into ways to combat the Ancient Ones