Shinobi Quest #51This quest takes place within the lands of the Five Great Shinobi Nations (aka Narutoverse) starting roughly around the beginning of the original series. The world of this quest remains similar to the original, with slight but notable differences in certain areas, based upon the passage of time from a single slightly altered event. (It’s a goddamn Naruto Quest, you bastards. Have fun, participate, and write in when you feel inclined. Most of the outcomes of this quest will be determined by you, the players. Critiques and questions are always welcome, as my knowledge of the weeby shit is not all encompassing.)http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLHPrevious Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20QuestLast thread, Tsuki Norihime joined forces with her mentor, Danzo Shimura, to fight the Akatsuki member Kisame Hoshigaki. While initially unsuccessful, you were able to make use of a bit of guile, along with relying heavily upon Danzo, to fight the missing-nin. By utilizing Danzo’s strange summoned beast, your stellar attacks were greatly amplified, taking them to a level Kisame couldn’t ignore- eventually resulting in him fusing with his blade, Samehada, to create a monster. Attacking in concert with your teacher, you were able to break Kisame’s hold on the earth somewhat- though it took a blast from Danzo’s mechanical arm to finish the fight, as Tsuki took an awful hit from the Akatsuki member.Overwhelmed by the pain of the blow, Tsuki retreated into her subconscious, where she elected to speak once again to Kaguya, the mysterious progenitor of chakra, and spoke to her about several topics, accepting her invitation to relax. However, before too long, even she became alarmed…..
“It appears the men attacking your village have released something beyond their control. A fragment of my power- and a very large one at that. It dwarfs the one from before- though I do wonder where they found them…” Kaguya warns.A fragment of her power..? You do remember her calling the One-Tails, the beast within Gaara, a similar thing. But who else could it be? Fuu, and thus Chomei, should be safe in the vault… unless-Surely they hadn’t released it!?The Nine-Tailed Fox….
>>816284Boy they bout to do it.
WOOHOO!!! TIME FOR THE BEST TIME OF THE WEEK! Let the madness continue!
BURN IT ALL
After last time, I'm somewhat more hopeful that we'll be able to convince Kaguya to not the whole world.That said, we currently have much more immediate things to worry about.
how it goin my dude?
>>816307Why is Tsuki Persona 4 DLC?
>>816315Yea, its a good start and indicator.Now though, I'm wondering if we should ask kaguya for help to defend our home. Since ideally we want to convince her that humans need to be allowed to sort out their problems themselves and not interfere too much.
>>816322Cos it's a killer pose thats why
>>816307>2016>TsukiPosting>Not AsaPostingEnjoy the old memes, anons
>>816330I think we may be able to ask for some advice or something but i'm pretty sure we are badly fucked up in the real world and we can't use techniques because one arm has had it's bones turned into powder...Fuck I guess we really do need to ask for her help, well ain't that just peachy.
>>816330I really think asking for help is a bad idea here.We ideally need to show that humans can sort shit out and ultimately reach a sort of peace without a god-figure keeping them in line. If she chooses to help of her own accord, that's one thing, but asking her to "please fix the mess we humans made" would only encourage her perceptions that humans can't reach peace without her "help".
>>816330Fuck asking for help.
>>816350Hinata has the biggest tits, Tsuki gets best ass. Yet both have better assets than Nori who just stares bitterly.
>>816357I know, on the other hand, this is tsuki's home. That she'd be worried and want to do everything she can to stack the deck to make sure that her home and friends is safe is something that she will instinctively want to do.Although on the asking for help bit, I was thinking more "give me the strength to defend my home" rather than "please fix this mess"
I actually propse we offer a deal with Kaguya, We will go and visit the Moon and visit the boy (no promises of what we'll do there) and in exchange she helps us save the Leaf.
Fuck yea I wonder if mini actually died this time
>>816372Still against it. She did her part for the day against Gaara and is still sealed. We can see how bad shit is going before asking for help.>>816378That doesn't even make sense. We visit the moon anyways.
>>816350Jesus H Christ
>>816372That's true.From Tsuki's perspective, I can't see why she wouldn't ask Kaguya for any sort of help to get back in there, even if we anons know it's a terrible idea.
>>816371Tsuki had to get it from somewhere....
>>816383No we've not we've been in this dream zone. We have yet to actually go to the moon.
>>816386Tsuki is still a business woman. Every favor has a cost.
You stand- and nearly drop your tea.“I have to go back!” You declare- you aren’t sure how, of course, but right now, the how isn’t important.The veins around Kaguya’s eyes recede, and she gives you somewhat of an odd look.“Tsuki, you retreated within your own mind due to the immense pain you had experienced. If you were to “go back”, as you say- I cannot imagine that pain has dulled.”She… might have a point.You had tried, of course, right away after entering your subconscious, but had failed. Was your mind simply protecting itself?You…1. Decide to go back regardless. You cannot leave everyone helpless!2. Decide maybe you should stay here- it’s not like you can really help, anyway….3. Decide to ask Kaguya for help. Surely she could do something?
>>816394>1. Decide to go back regardless. You cannot leave everyone helpless!
>>816378No. She wants something in return and I think that will be to conquer the lands. Can't trust moon demons.
So thenNext time we have a dream sequence(assuming it's the same as this one) I say we go sun just to see what happens
>>816394>3. Decide to ask Kaguya for help. Surely she could do something?
>>816394>1. Decide to go back regardless. You cannot leave everyone helpless! I just realized Tsuki can probably create bombs with Stellar infusion and go full 「Killer Queen」 on everyone's asses. All we have to do is figure out how to not blow more arms off. I see three main methods:1)Don't be there when the bomb goes off by either throwing things away really fast with either raw speed or a launching mechanism, or just running away2)Delay the explosion by either controlling the chakra better or using special materials3)Become immune to the explosion either by using a robot arm as a blast shield or mastering the use of stellar chakra for explosive reactive armor
>>816394>1. Decide to go back regardless. You cannot leave everyone helpless!No on the Kaguya thing. I don't want to make it look like that we come to her for the sake of gaining powers. I want Kaguya to offer US power instead when she gets truly worried about our well being due to how much she likes us.
>>816394>1. Decide to go back regardless. You cannot leave everyone helpless!Foregt Moon Mom. It's what real mom would have done!
>>8163941. Decide to go back regardless. You cannot leave everyone helpless!
>>816394>1. Decide to go back regardless. You cannot leave everyone helpless!See you later, bitch. Tsuki has a home to protect.
>>816394>1. Decide to go back regardless. You cannot leave everyone helpless!Be sure to thank her graciously first of course, you aren't a barbarian.
>>816394>1. Decide to go back regardless. You cannot leave everyone helpless!I guess if any help comes, it really should come freely from Kaguya.Give her another hug, thank her for the tea and say we'd come again.
>>816394>3. Decide to ask Kaguya for help. Surely she could do something?"If it's a fragment of your power, you must be able to think of some way I could suppress it."
>>816389Honestly your quest turned me off Bunnies as a Summon. Not that it is done poorly.
>>816432>Give her another hug, thank her for the tea and say we'd come again.>Guilt tripping Moon-Mom into saving our ass
>>816394>1. Decide to go back regardless. You cannot leave everyone helpless!>3. Decide to ask Kaguya for help. Surely she could do something?Honestly why not both, we are going either way but asking for help is never wrong
>>816409>we go full danzo/snek with the hands>we pick up kisamis sword>we slowly become a big fuck you flag to the akatsuki
>>816394>3Pls help miss moon
>>816442I just figured I'd take a practical approach to it.They're only supposed to be bunnies, after all.I'm sure moon rabbits are different
>>816452It's a good plan dude.
>>816462Yeah, still interesting. But from a meta perspective I've got my fill of them now unless they turn out to be very different.
>>816394>>8163943. Decide to ask Kaguya for help. Surely she could do something?Surly she can do somethingWe are going home no matter what
>>816452Don't really on the power of godsKaguya is gonna get real mad real soon and may try to coma us
Tsuki swings her mighty DETERMINATION!Writing.
Man shits fucked son
>>816394>3. Decide to ask Kaguya for help. Surely she could do something?Moon Mom can help, probably, let's ask.
>>816469I'm sure Wargle will have something in mind.But if you want something different...I'm sure the Fish Summon Contract is lying around somewhere still...
>>816394>1. Decide to go back regardless. You cannot leave everyone helpless!>3. Decide to ask Kaguya for help. Surely she could do something?
>>816476HuhI guess most of the moon party isn't here right nowOh god please don't be like leaf genin quest where one party shows up one day when the other didn't and fuckes then over which then leads to that party fucking them over
>>816490You know....the village is burning.
>>816492I dunno, there is a difference between liking Kaguya and wanting to ask her for power
>>816469How Red writes the Rabbits in NMQ and how the Moon Rabbits actually operate as a summon within Shinobi Quest are quite different. If that's not enough, just be glad there are other options!
>>816492>Giving preferential treatment
>>816492or maybe people just don't want to be too indebted to Kaguya.
>>816492Huh? I like Kaguya plenty. It's why I'm refraining from asking her for help, so she can give it to us willingly later by earning her trust. Basically, by proving to her that we talk to her because we want to get to know her better, and not just for power, we can get better powers.
>>816503I just realized that Minato might be about to become an hero to seal away Kyuubi again.
>>816492yeah shame for now. On the bright side, soon we'll go to the moon and finish this once and for all. Save Tonrei and then if we don't want the bunny contract get him to take it.I still feel sad for the nanny bunny we tried to hug but we couldn't, seeing her sobbing as the moon humans tore her home apart and she knew they'd come for her kin soon
>>816507Called it! Looking forward to seeing how Moon Rabbits differ from the cuddly Earth Bunnies. How they relate to one another maybe as well. Pic related as first moon summon...?>>816517good
>>816394>3. Decide to ask Kaguya for help. Surely she could do something?Moon Mom all the way
>>816492I like kaguya.And thats why its important to show that we came here for kuguya's company and not to ask power from her.That we see her as an individual and not as a source of power.
>>816492Nah, I just want her to not be evil and insane, so let's try to show her the gallant and faithful sides of humanity.
>>816539>Moon Mom>Not Actual Mom best Momsee>>816389>>816350
>>816547Moon Mom must be removed. There is Kaguya and real Mom.
>>816549I move for a rename. Space Aunt or Moon Nan
>Moon mom shit againI'm sure disguising yourself as someone's dead mother when first meeting is a good thing.
>>816558B-But good intentions>>816556Or just Kaguya
>>816556Not!Stalin would be appropriate.Space Stalin? Genocidal Maniac?
>>816566I've got it! Evil Bitch.
>>816556How about people just call her what they want to call her?
>>816569>>816570Don't go starting that now. I think we have a nice cold war going between the two parties.>>816575Moon Mom is pretty bad of a name.
>>816558I'm trying to stay neutral but it's might be the appeal of redeeming the settings big bad
>>816579I apologize for starting this I missed the last couple threads so ive been out of the loop
>>816579I honestly think it's stupid too, but it's really not worth arguing too much about.
>>816585You weren't the first one to say it. I think everyone is still abit riled up after the votes last thread.
>>816575>>816585I'm not I just like to shitpost.
still waiting on some third party to show up in the whole 4 beasts vs moon crew summon/faction stuff.I'm hoping for something eldritchalso do you guys think pedosnakes gonna have something like pic related for us to fight at some point?
>>816593T a p i r sBut really I say we don't need summons.We will have plenty of "fun" things to fight from him I'm sure. Since he has his army around.
No- you have to go back.“I must. I cannot sit idly by while everyone else defends the village.” You explain.Kaguya sighs faintly.“Very well. Do be careful- your body has taken some serious abuse as it is. If you get yourself in over your head, I won’t be able to save you again.” She explains.“I’ll do whatever I can- it may not be much, but I have to try.” You say, determined. Gently you set down your cup of tea after a last sip- though now, it just makes you feel nostalgic for the real thing.“May fortune favor you, Tsuki Norihime. After all- this world depends on you more than you know. My council is here, if you desire it.” Kaguya says, bidding you farewell.You…1. Give her a polite goodbye, but nothing more.2. Hug her goodbye.3. Give her only a curt farewell.
>>816613>2. Hug her goodbye.
>>8166132. Hug her goodbye.
>>816613>1. Give her a polite goodbye, but nothing more.
>>816613>2. Hug her goodbye
>>816613>2. Hug her goodbye.Say something nice like "take care" or "i'll head to the moon soon" show her we are trust worthy
>>816613>2. Hug her goodbye.I do like Moon lady, she's been nothing but kind to us, and Tsuki is a good girl.
>>816613>2. Hug her goodbye.I'll be bak!
>>816613>2. Hug her goodbye.FUCK IT HUG SLOOOOOOOOOOOT
So, who else is psyched for Shinobi Quest Shippuden......and to become the MAIN ANTAGONIST of Wargleverse?Check it:>Village falls to foreign invaders, home destroyed>We get our arm amputated in the middle of a battle, get a rad metal prosthetic one >Our dad builds goddamn metal gears for fun>Our adopted grandpa and de-facto teacher ran a highly controversial intelligence organization with an "Ends Justify The Means" agenda>Slowly adopting a xenophobic attitude after our first sensei was murdered and our home ransacked by foreign criminals>Spoiled childhood makes our protagonist treat other human beings as resources>We literally melt people with our powers>WE KILLED A MAN IN THE WAR>AS A CHILD>We're the product of research into genetic modification, a literal super soldier>We're probably going to redefine warfare with new technology>We've been taught by experience to oppose weak leadership and surveillance>Attempted to blackmail our friend so we could pass a test>We've also been taught to show no mercy to our enemies, as our own actions allowed a tailed beast to destroy half the villageTsuki Shippuden confirmed to be Tsuki Gear Solid.We are Liquid Tsuki.Looking forward to corporate espionage on behalf of the ever-expanding Norihime Corp™, the company without borders. Akatsuki is going to be facing a hostile corporate takeover soon. I, for one, welcome our new Wargle overlord.
>>8166132. Hug her goodbye.Affection will redeem Moon Mom.
>>816675I would rather let the arm heal if it will only take one month. Maybe down the line we can get a new one, but as 12 year old Tsuki I suggest we keep what we have.
>>816675I'd say let the arm heal normally, but look into alternatives for the future since losing limbs seems to be a common problem for shinobi....perhaps that's a market we could corner.
>>816675I'll work with this.
>>816675>>We get our arm amputated in the middle of a battle, get a rad metal prosthetic oneNo. You might as well as cut off Tsuki's foot when she hits it something.
>>816675>main antagonist>not wanting Norihime corp to usher in an industrial revolution among the Land of Fire, and pocket all that sweet, sweet profit>not wanting to kick down the Akatsuki's door with an army of metal gears with cyberninjutsu that are powered by the chakra of the ANBU piloting them>not wanting to gradually expand our influence into the political sector, slowly claiming power in foreign domains
I'll be honest I thought we were going to have Norihime Corp go full Umbrella Corp and slowly take over all business and trade, control the world from behind and become ninja weskar or something.
>>816714I mean I'm not against it. Why not accidentally poke our eye to get a cool cybernetic one?>Pic related>>816720Sounds like it's time for Norihime Corp to become the Patriots. I'm down
>>816730It's stupid, sounds stupid, looks stupid, and feels stupid.
>>816726>>816730>>816720>>816709>>816675Tsuki as antagonist is a go. Especially if we side with Kaguya, literally the Big Boss in canon
>>816739But tell us how you really feel
>>816742Uh, did Big Boss ever commit genocide? I don't remember that part of Metal Gear.
>>816770Patriots, Genocide...who knows honestly
>>816770It's called Business Anon
>>816742I would kind of like this desu. It actually fits with the Naruto verse really well for a villain as in the 'I'm doing something i consider to be good in the long run and doing bad things in the short term is worth it'.
For the second time, you hug Kaguya. She still seems surprised by the gesture- but eventually returns the hug.“Beyond just your council, I enjoy our time together. I’ll return- and fulfill your request- as soon as I am able. Thank you, Kaguya.”A small smile spreads across her face as she releases you from her embrace.“Do take care, Tsuki Norihime.”You nod, and flash your winning Norihime smile. Closing your eyes, you begin to focus- and will yourself out of this part of your subconscious.----------------------------------Once more, you find yourself adrift in the vast ocean of your mind. As before, a sun and moon hang low in the pale orange sky.Leaving areas of your subconscious seems simple enough, thankfully- though you still aren’t quite sure how to rouse yourself from this state effectively.If only you could WAKE......(Roll me 1d100, first three.)
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>816827ITS GO TIME
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>816827
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>816827
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>816827
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>816827
I just wanna play a character who can be legitimately viewed as the bad guy until you understand them. Plus you know how funny it will be for the Akatsuki to release kaguya by accident only to have her and Tsuki set their own plan in motion
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>816827
>>816830>>816831>>816833>>816835>>816838dammit /tg/ dice
>>816830>>816831>>816833eep, guess we're staying sleep for the moment or it took awhile
>WAKE ME UP INSIDE>CAN'T WAKE UP
well we're off to a great start tonight.
>>816827>>816830>>816831>>816833Kaguya looked up from the tea table. "You've returned quickly.""...I don't wanna to talk about it."
>>816830>>816831>>816833She ends up seeing the quest on 4chan.
>>816856We need a Tsuki edit, stat.
>>816864 She's already among the posters, quick, post HinataXTsuki.
Rolled 13, 56, 58, 38, 44, 44, 67, 69, 91, 48, 67, 45, 49, 83, 75, 67, 18, 51, 50, 31 = 1064 (20d100)Lets flush out these bad rolls real quick
>>816830>>816831>>816833Try not to be too embarrassed when we end up right back at Kaguya's table.
>>816879Time to stop before we use up any more 60s!
so, time to praise the sun
>>816875There is only one true WaiFuu!
>>816275Ninja Monk Quest just ended...and a new Shinobi Quest is already waiting for me as soon as I finish reading it?I'll take it as a sign.Moon mom only mom. There is a God
>>816948>Moon MomEverytime someone says that, I grow to dislike it a little more.
>>816948That moon demon will turn against Tsuki if she doesn't side with Kaguya.
>>816895There is no reaction picture that properly conveys the correct amount of 'kek' that i have contained within me. How the in the hell did you even find this Wargle. How does it exist. I kekked so hard i came all the way around from hysterical laughter and landed on amused confusion mixed with amazement.
>>816959That video is a vintage meme at this point.
>>816830>>816831>>816833The dice are totally based on post time guis! Thats why weroll low!
>>816996It doesn't matter how many times this is said, people are still going to do it sadly
>>817013Because it isn't true
When the spirits had done it before, it had been so simple…But no matter how much you try, how hard you concentrate….You cannot seem to wake up.For a moment, you consider going back and asking Kaguya for help- but no, if you couldn’t do it within your own mind, how could you expect someone else to?As if beckoned by your frustration, four orbs of light blink into existence from the horizon, rapidly orbiting one another, coming in your direction.Truly, the mind is an odd realm…The four orbs slow as they approach, eventually gently spinning around you- before voices begin to fill your head.CHILD, YOU MUST WAKE. DALLIANCES OF THE MIND SHALL ONLY LEAD YOU TO RUIN.Really, Genbu? Must you be so vague? Come, child of Norihime- let us help you escape this mental prison of your own making- glorious battle awaits!Hpmh. Byakko- Do not make light of the situation. Kurama’s release is a danger to many- this isn’t a game. She must wake if she is to face her destiny.Seiryuu! She’s right here! Come child, your destiny awaits- show the world what you are to become!SUZAKU. HER DESTINY IS NOT SET IN STONE. YOU MUSN’T-And just like that, the four voices begin to squabble within your own mind- and you develop a rather unpleasant headache.You….1. Demand an explanation from these strange beings.2. Ignore these new creations of your mind- you need to get out of here!3. Ask these spirits for assistance leaving the dreamscape.
>>8170322. Ignore these new creations of your mind- you need to get out of here!
>>817032>1. Demand an explanation from these strange beings.
>>817032>3. Ask these spirits for assistance leaving the dreamscape.
>>817032>4. Tell them to get lost, you're trying to concentrate.
>>817032My favorite digimon are here.
>>817032>1. Demand an explanation from these strange beings.This should limit it to one at a time while we get rid of a headache.
>>817032>2. Ignore these new creations of your mind- you need to get out of here!Let's get the fuck OUT OF HERE!
>>817032>2. Ignore these new creations of your mind- you need to get out of here!
>>8170321. Demand an explanation from these strange beings. Why can I not summon Seiryuu yet?
>>817032>1. Demand an explanation from these strange beings
>>817032>2. Ignore these new creations of your mind- you need to get out of here!please hush for now, it is not the time
>>817032>>817032>2. Ignore these new creations of your mind- you need to get out of here!Our friends need us, and who knows how much time these 'talks' are really taking in the real world.
>>817032>3. Ask these spirits for assistance leaving the dreamscape.Suzaku seems fun. So does Byakko.
>>817032>1. Demand an explanation from these strange beings.Mention you need power and are not adverse to signing a contract if the terms are reasonable.
>>817066Suzaku or no balls!
>>817091This is >>816628Pls don't discount my vote
>>817089This, do we really want to waste more time? especially when lives are at stake?
>>817032Anything but demanding an explanation.We don't have time to learn who they are and have a long talk about why Kaguya is evil, we either need to get out ourselves or have them let us out.
>>817032I would like to add to >>817059for them to keep it short
>>817101Its a dreamscape, shit happens in accelerated time. Ever had a long ass dream but woke up and realised only a few minutes passed?
>Guiz, we can totally have time for Mooz mum!!!!>No! We have to leave! There's no time!
Tsuki doesn't appreciate telepathic arguments.Writing.
>>817120It's totally not transparent at all either.... fuck's sake
>>8170321. Demand an explanation from these strange beings.
>>817120It isn't like we are gonna be able to do much anyways.
>>817113That's clearly not entirely true, as we not only had the option to bide our time with Kaguya until everything blew over, the time until Kyuubi was released in the real world was still only about the length of our conversation with her.
>>817120We had time. Then we found out a fragment of her power, a tailed beast more powerful than the one who just wreaked 1/3 of the village, was loose.
>>817113Long dream... image related
>>817120Did you miss the vote to, "1. Decide to go back regardless. You cannot leave everyone helpless!"Now that the tailed beasts are here we apparently have time to chat.
>>817120In there defense that was before Foxy showed up once that happened we abandoned the tea party.
>>817156Yep. Before that we were just tired and the battle was being fought by other fighters. things didn't look so bleak. But when we got warned by Nine-tails breakout? We're out of time.
>>817170Does Tsuki even know how to do 1 handed Jutsu though? I agree we should get out sooner rather than later, but we aren't gonna change the tide by getting out.
>>817173We might be able to increase our odds of survival and maybe some of our friends'.
>>817162What's with these people voting long after Wargle called off the vote?There's another at >>816539
>>817190That was my fault I had just gotten in thread
>>817190Because captcha is a fucking cunt sometimes.
>>817186How?The most I can think of is maybe bargaining with Kakuzu, and that's one hell of a long shot.We can't do jutsu, our taijutsu won't cut it against S-classes or Kyuubi, we don't know how to seal things, our chakra is mostly drained... I honestly don't see what we can contribute here other than a silver tongue or promises of money/tech. Unless we intend to sacrifice ourselves as a distraction or something.
>>817217I think he meant moving our own body. But even that is only going to be a small amount because everyone is bound to be super drained by this point.
>>817217any chance we can still move people from danger? maybe keep our dad company?
>>817225True enough, I guess we can always try to drag somebody away.cue sadistic choice where we can only save one person.
>>817238>>817240We will probably be lucky to be moving ourselves with a shattered arm.
>>817243Also Strength is only a 2 anyways. So moving anyone else is almost 100% a no go.
Your head is pounding- and these bickering orbs are only making it worse.“Stop. Just- please stop.” you command, rubbing your temples.At once, the four spirits cease the squabbling, letting precious silence fill your head.After taking a breath, you continue.“I don’t know who or what the four of you are- but I’m a little busy, here. My friends are in danger, and I need to leave this dream.”Ah, but that’s why we’re here- to help you take the battle to those who would threaten you! With our help, you can grow strong, and make your puny enemies prostrate themselves before you!*sigh*What Byakko means to say is- we are The Four, protectors of the realm of the spirits. We’ve come to you in your dreams before- once to issue a warning regarding the future, and once to free you from the usurper’s lies. Although- it would seem our warnings have gone unheeded...SEIRYUU, DO NOT PASS JUDGEMENT SO HASTILY. CHILD OF NORIHIME, WE ARE HERE TO OFFER YOU OUR ASSISTANCE IN ESCAPING THIS PRISON. EVEN I AM AWARE OF THE TIME-SENSITIVE NATURE OF YOUR MISSION.Right- say the word and we’ll get you out of here! You DO owe us an audience though, kid- we cannot let that moon witch keep spreading her lies. You have a great purpose to fulfill, and the usurper will surely take that from you.You are… relatively sure you are going insane. Is this from prolonged exposure to the inner workings of your own mind? Is your subconscious truly so fractured?You…1. Dismiss these spirits, if that is even what they are. You WILL leave under your own power.2. Take them up on their offer- you need to get out of here as soon as possible!
>>817257>1. Dismiss these spirits, if that is even what they are. You WILL leave under your own power.BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE DICE TSUKI!
>>817257>2. Take them up on their offer- you need to get out of here as soon as possible!
>>817257>2. Take them up on their offer- you need to get out of here as soon as possible!We can't afford to waste time faffing about. We need to get out fast? They can get us out faster than we would on our own.
>>817257>1. Dismiss these spirits, if that is even what they are. You WILL leave under your own power.TSUKI IS A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO SPIRIT ANIMAL
>>817257>1. Dismiss these spirits, if that is even what they are. You WILL leave under your own power.NO! No influence from ANYONE! Tsuki Norihime is PURE!
>>817257>>2. Take them up on their offer- you need to get out of here as soon as possible!We planned on hearing them out anyways
>>817257>2. Take them up on their offer- you need to get out of here as soon as possible and rejuvenated for the fight that surely faces you! Ask to borrow one of their powers temporarily and you will grant their audience in return
>>817257>1. Dismiss these spirits, if that is even what they are. You WILL leave under your own power.While we certainly should talk with them at some point, owing them favors is a major hazard, considering the implications of enmity with Kaguya.
>>817257>1. Dismiss these spirits, if that is even what they are. You WILL leave under your own power.FIGHTING SPIRIT!
>>8172572. Take them up on their offer- you need to get out of here as soon as possible!"I'm willing to hear you out later, right now help me get back or fuck off."
>>817257>2. Take them up on their offer- you need to get out of here as soon as possible!Specify we are ONLY going to hear them out. No other commitments yet.
>>817281This! I refuse to have more shit to do for dream animals!
>>817257>1. Dismiss these spirits, if that is even what they are. You WILL leave under your own power.Tsuki is way too proud
>>817257>2. Take them up on their offer- you need to get out of here as soon as possible!You fags already killed puppets, I ain't letting you take this from me!
>>817257>1. Dismiss these spirits, if that is even what they are. You WILL leave under your own power.Row Row fight the powa. Which are apparently gods in our head, but still. Tsuki is a strong independant shinobi who don't need no spirits. Unless they are cute, and female... soo....
>>817281>>817288I'm pretty sure the favor here is just listening to them. If it was something else I wouldn't vote for it.
>>817296and spending more time? Fucking hell.
>>8172571. Dismiss these spirits, if that is even what they are. You WILL leave under your own power.>>817277Just like "we" planned to amputate her arm?
>>817291Bird is literally the worst.
>>817296It doesn't say that's the only thing they'll be expecting from us though. It's even vague whether that's the "cost" or they just think we owe them an audience anyways.
>>817306Cool your autism.
>>817257>1. Dismiss these spirits, if that is even what they are. You WILL leave under your own power.Spirits ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
>Not borrowing one of their powers temporarily so you can jump back into the fight to save Konoha and test them out>Not being pure business and negotiating with what may be literal godsIt's like ya'll don't even want to make Konoha great again
>>817307This is way different than the arm thing my man. These guys have been around since the 2nd Test.>>817323Tsuki isn't that reckless
>>817307I wasn't there for the arm thing. It was dumb though.
>>817281The 'favor' is hearing what they have to say next time we're in here.Which seems to be the other side of the story Kaguya was telling us. You remember, that thing everyone wanted to know about last thread?What possible reason is there for not taking the offer?
>>817257>2. Take them up on their offer- you need to get out of here as soon as possible!fuck yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh booiiiiiii
>>817323>not wanting to Limit Break
>>817295Yeah, grow some T&A or fuck off you damn orbs!Also, never, I mean NEVER, trust spirits talking about "destiny." There is no possible way that ends well. Kaguya obviously wants our help, being stuck in a moon ain't fun, but she's not saying it's our "destiny" to free her, and critically, she IS trapped in the moon powerless. She almost certainly can't seriously fuck our shit unless we let her, these chucklefucks on the other hand, seem totally capable of exceeding "subtle manipulation".
>>8172572. Take them up on their offer- you need to get out of here as soon as possible!
>>817323So I take it that your not starting a new thread? Would have been nice of you to have said so.
>>817341All the groups are seedy. Powerless isn't what I would call someone who saved us from the One Tail. This is getting the info from them later so we can learn who we trust less. Destiny also is less untrustworthy than disguising yourself as someone's dead mom.
Taking them up on the offer.Writing.
>>817341This. We don't own them shit, and they don't get to tell us what we should or should not do. At least Kaguya is nice, these fuckers think they're entitled or something.
>>817338>>817326>Not wanting to negotiate a brief trial of Suzaku's fiery powers>Not wanting to literally rise from the ashes of a battlefield, coated in blue flames>Not wanting to be the exemplary burning Will of Fire in the Flesh, reinvigorating Konoha's beaten forces. GuysGuys c'mon nowI'd even be willing to drop the antagonist idea for something this climactic
>>817359They are gonna be in our head anyways. We should hear them out once, just like we did with Kaguya. Hell we gave her another chance after she shit the bed with dead mom time.>>817370I'll all for Gods of Business when we aren't on a timer.
>>817370No. And It's incredibly rude to keep your tag on. Granted with you I know it's just trying to advertise for your shitty quest.
>>817370Nope, don't want anything from them, not ever.
>>817341Kaguya did drop major hints about a true purpose we have to one day fulfill or something, for what that's worth.Still, I agree with your general point.>>817336See >>817316 ; I'm not so sure that's all they'll want for it.Tsuki's the daughter of a businessman, she knows to always think carefully before accepting a favor, especially a favor from mysterious entities who clearly wield supernatural levels of power.
>>817385You should keep an open mind anon.
>>817370While I have preferences I'm actually fine with pretty much any contract except shitty bird. Fuck The Shitty Bird.
>>817354That was all necklace, and basically amounted to a mental slap in the face. These guys seem to be offering real power, which means they HAVE real power! All Kaguya's offered us is advise and potentially help from her friends, she explicitly can't do anything herself. >>817370Sure man, accept the magical powers from dubious unnamed voices you meet in the spirit realm that seem really keen on meeting you, keep talking about how important your destiny is, and have already mentioned the idea of exchanging "favors" when you conveniently are in a really bad situation and tight on time. Nothing can POSSIBLY go wrong!
>>817370We Marco the Phoenix now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RALioo1UR_IBut I want my bunny Tsuki lewds
>>817257>1. Dismiss these spirits, if that is even what they are. You WILL leave under your own power.
>>817394I do, and I usually try to at least give everyone chance. But once they started talking shit about Kaguya, I just no longer cared about anything from them. Even talking to them feels shitty.
>>8172571. Dismiss these spirits, if that is even what they are. You WILL leave under your own power.
>>817402We are only agreeing to hear them out. Anything else would be stupid OOC for a businesswoman like Tsuki. They are just saying EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT. Get us out of our dreams, but we hear them out.>>817417Kaguya should be shit talked somewhat though. She isn't perfect. Nobody is.
>>817417>WaifufagI should have known.
>>817355>>817411>>817417>>817419>>817422Ya'll need to update before you post.
>>817417Yeah, I got a REALLY scummy vibe from them,like they wouldn't LET us leave without convincing us to their way of thought.>>817426Actually I just missed Wargle's announcement.
>>817393If they wanted more than that, they should have said so. They didn't. They'll get what they asked for and nothing more, unless further business is to our benefit.
>>817384Nah, I've just been pretty bad with it today in particular. It doesn't help I'm also sick...and started drinking>Granted with you I know it's just trying to advertise for your shitty quest.Not advertising it lolDefinitely not for you, rudeboi
>>817428Listen, after our talking with them. We force a meet. All 5 of them have to talk it out or we fuck off and ignore all of them. Yes this is mean to Kaguya, but we know these beast want to talk to us abunch. They will take the offer. We can explain this to her afterwords if she gets mad about it.
>>817403I mean, that'd be bretty cool>>817402Kaguya kind of did the same thing, but I definitely get your point there>>817382Does time pass in our head?
>>817441It seems to vary, but signs to point yes. At minimum it is a 1 to 1 scale and that is still bad if we spend too much time talking.
>>817438I suspect irreconcilable differences between each other, myself.
>>817434>they should have said so...You've never read those old folktales where a mortal bargains with a spirit and gets fucked over by it, have you?They never specified that it was all they wanted, and they wouldn't if they were intent on manipulating us. It's exactly the same logic behind not asking for Kaguya's help.
>>817445They can state why they all dislike the other then, but I feel the Beast will do that at our meeting anyways. They are already in the same head, it can't be that much worse unless there is actual magic bullshit making them not able to be around each other.
>>817355>Taking them up on the offer.YES
>>817438>"...we cannot let that moon witch keep spreading her lies. You have a great purpose to fulfill, and the usurper will surely take that from you."I...I don't think they'll get along too well actually>>817443Time to hustle outta this place then
>>817450It's weird, people discount Kaguya, but four beings would be more likely to conspire and manipulate us
>>817438That's not gonna work.
>>817450They said they wanted Auidance to get us out.>Right- say the word and we’ll get you out of here! You DO owe us an audience thoughThere is also plenty of folklore of gods being out silver tongued, but this is a straight deal that Tsuki is smart enough to not do anything except.>>817455Obviously they won't get along well. That is why if they want to talk with us they have to deal with it.>>817457>>817461It is worth a try.
>>817423We are potentially talking to extremely powerful demons. ANY agreement with them or even LISTENING to them is a REALLY BAD IDEA! I can think of a lot of ways even something this simple can go horribly wrong. For example, what exactly does "getting us out of this dream" entail? When exactly are we going to have to hear them out? What happens if we decide not to later? Here's an extreme exaggeration of what kind of things might happen.>Hey man, no problem, I'll just wake you up by possessing your body!>Whoops, looks like I accidentally stabbed you best friend in the back and she's bleeding out>Oh man, I just realized I've got stuff I've got to do later so we're gonna have to have out talk right now.>Sorry, but I need your full attention for this so I'm gonna ave to paralyze you until our talk is over, but don't worry, I'll face you towards your friend so you can keep an eye on her.>Oh man, that's a deep wound, you should help her out>Don't worry, it'll be really quick, if you agree to be my slave.>Not agreeing is fine too, but I really have to argue my case here, hmm, this could take a while, let's start with my childhood...
>>817457There's waifuing and being a Kaguya fag, and then there's just being an idiot. EVERYONE is trying to manipulate us you dip, we're a very powerful influential young girl. fuck's sake
>>817450I've read plenty. Exact words are important.We owe 'an audience'. No more, no less.
>>817463Tsuki isn't a moron anon. She is a business woman, contracts are second nature to her.
>>817463>powerful demons.A-a.... Are you serious? What the actual
>>817457It's same really. Kaguya is more "subtle" and they're more blatant.
>>817463Also they only visit us in dream space. We would need to be asleep to talk with them/
>>817463Seriously?And as if Kaguya isn't an extremely powerful demon either, by that logic.
>>817466I know that, i'm just referring to people constantly calling Kaguya, 'Hitler' or 'Stalin', when the Beasts are just as likely to use us like she would.
I really want to get the 4 and kaguya into a business meeting with tsuki, seeing god-level beings put on their back feet by humans is one of my favorite things in fantasy.
>>817487It is a mix. Kaguya is on her own, but she is on her own for the most part except rabbits. The Four Beast could work together, but they would have to work together.>>817490That is what I want to.
Fucking four beasts blackmailing us.Comparably Kaguya's mom incident is peanuts.
>>817487funny that the beasts have talked to us about...oh, you know....COMMITTING GENOCIDE
I like how anons didn't want to take Kaguya's help to get back, but they jump right on it when the four beasts offer it
>>817487>when the Beasts are just as likely to use us like she would.You need to let them show their hand before you pass judgement. Being willing to talk to Kaguya (WHO ACTUALLY IS IRREDEEMABLY EVIL HOLYSHIT YOU LOONS) and then not these dudes who haven't done anything to us is hypocritical and nonsensical in the extreme.
>>817473She just agreed to accept their "help" without even asking what that meant. If they want to fuck us they totally can.>>817474All a matter of perspective.>>817484A powerful demon locked in an UNBREAKABLE PRISON whose only loyal servants are trapped ON THE MOON. Who' help we've been extremely careful to NOT explicitly accept. >>817481Even better, at anytime, in any place, Tsuki just falls asleep and can't wake up until they let her.
>>817499Warning that we might end up destroying the world, you mean.>>817503Fucking Dragon summon. Or Genbu summon.
>>817498>blackmailNot really>>817503We were gonna talk to them anyways, but also I don't trust dice after that first roll.>>817499I don't recall that, remind me?
>>817498They're not blackmailing Tsuki. Geez, have you read what Suzaku said?>SUZAKU. HER DESTINY IS NOT SET IN STONE. YOU MUSN’T-He seems to what Tsuki to make her own choices.
>>817462>>817472>this is a straight deal>the wording is exactThis is anything but, on both matters.There is nothing at all clarifying that it is the entirety of what he wanted (or that it is even part of the deal at all, and he doesn't just think that we innately owe him an audience), you are just assuming that it is the case and that's how you would get fucked over if you accepted a bargain like that with someone who means to screw you.It's a moot point since the choice was already made, but that doesn't mean that your logic in making it was sound.
>>817505>Guys lets metagame and use knowledge our character would never knowYou're retarded
>>817510>>817511"Of course we'll help you get back to the village which is currently under attack by terrorists, just sign here at the dotted line"
>>817505>Irredeemably EvilHow? Though i get the feeling you referring to Canon!Kaguya and not Wargle!Kaguya
>>817503When did Kaguya offer help to get back? Didn't she want us to stay, and try to persuade us as such?
>>817519Where did they say that? I swear you moonfags are so dense.
>>817519....Wow yeah that's more or less exactly what just happened.
>>817508>>817513If the deal is something else then we wouldn't have taken it. We voted to agree for Audience, nothing else. I'm gonna keep saying it becuase you keep forgetting it TSUKI IS A BUSINESSWOMAN.>>817508They haven't done that yet and for sure would have with how much they want to talk with Tsuki.>>817519Then we read the fuck out of the contract like any sensible business person?
>>817518....Are you shitting me, I was willing to talk to Kaguya like the rest of you guys. We did, not letting the Beasts have a shot is, like I said, hypocritical and nonsensical.
Have I just missed a lot or is this thread way more hostile than usual
>>817504>>817499>>817510funny that the beasts haven't talked to us about...oh, you know....COMMITTING GENOCIDEKaguya literally admitted to destroying the first race of men on the planet.
>>817528Not at all>>817532Kaguyafags are super mad we are giving the Four Beast a chance to say their piece.>>817534That clears it up, but we still should be wary of both.
>>817526Here: >>817257>Right- say the word and we’ll get you out of here! You DO owe us an audience thoughUsing the village to blackmail us into an audience.
>>817531And what irremediably evil things has she done so far? Pretending to be our mother so we wouldn't freak out?
>>817522It's a bit of meta knowledge, hence the ()'s. It's just exasperating dealing with the people so obsessed with Kaguya they have to shit on everyone else's choices and preferences by screaming the sky is falling when we even interact with the Beasts. Shit's tiresome
>>817542We already met her before.>>817540We had the option to dismiss them.
>>817532Kaguya vs 4 beasts. opinions are hot on who is worse.
>>817542Oh I don't know, admitting to what's practically genocide. Jesus christ
>>817532It isn't you. Somewhere down along the line this ballroom blitz happened. Probably just lingering animosity from everyday life :|>>817542>>817522see: >She committed genocide and casually admitted to it over tea
>>817513We have agreed to nothing beyond what we agreed to. An audience. If they want more, they will have to make an offer which may or may not be summarily rejected.Should they be the types to attempt force, they would have done so had we refused this. Nothing has been lost.
>>817552I just want to hear shit from both sides, but no. We can only listen to one half of the argument.
>>817540Right, that one entity speaks for everyone. You keep forgetting that Suzaku is reprimanding him for saying that.
>>817544We did that's true, however then it's up to random chance if we even make it back in time. With the village at stake it was not something we could gamble on. Beasts knew this and used it to blackmail.
>>817560You have a very broad term for what blackmail is. The beast have been an option to talk to since we first entered this dream land.
>>817556Define "audience"Protip: you can't, it means whatever they decide it means.
>>817557that's probably because the other half was kinda murderedIt tends to only leave one half of the argument to hear...annnnd we choose not to hear the four spirits left that actually know what went on>>817560>"Blackmail">G-E-N-O-C-I-D-E
>>817569hopefully we can specify things and set up a meeting with the 4 and kaguya all in attendance and get this shit sorted once and for all.
>>817529>If the deal is something else, we wouldn't have taken it>implying that we know for sure what the deal even wasThis is the crux of my problem with accepting their favors. I'm all for getting out and later having an audience with them, I'm just worried that it'll be more than that they demand of us because we freely accepted their aid.
>>817552I guess, well Wargle's already decided and is writing so I think we just need to chill out and enjoy this
“Fine- I’ll listen to what you have to say later- as long as you can get me out of here.”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx4y85p-L7QVERY WELL.Very well.Very well!Very well~The four orbs of light begin to circle around you, slow at first, but steadily speeding up.CHILD OF KISMET...Counterbalance of fate…Spawn of circumstance…Rider of the wheel…The voices grow to a final crescendo-WAKEThe light from the orbs grows ever brighter, until you are unable to see anything…-------------------
>>817569>audienceA formal interview with a person in authority.;)
>>817569A formal meeting or interview.There. That was easy.
>>817577My hopes too. If the beast want us so bad then they would love the chance to tell Kaguya to fuck off.>>817587>See Thumbnail>See it isn't the official versionOh thank god
>>817585I'm for this. I'm tired, sick, and buzzed. Post best dad for good luck and fighting spirit
>>817587kismet = child of fate.... ok then
>>817604Huh. Guess Fate is our grandma then.
>>817538So its waifu wars?
>>817604er I meant child of kismet = child of fate/destiny, missed a few words.
>>817612Basically, but we haven't even talked to one of the other waifus yet. We need to know what kinks they fill before we decide on a waifu for laifu
We really need to learn Ninshu. I mean what cou, d go wrong? It'll help us understand these four and kaguya better. Its basicall5 a ten out of ten idea.
>>817558It seems so, the one demanding an audience with all of them was the last one to speak and none of the other beasts corrected it.>>817565Admittedly extortion might be a better term for it. Still makes the beats seem like a bunch of shitters.>>817576>Actually observed in-quest>Meta-gaming based on the manga-lore which may or may not be applicable.
>>817588>>817593Wrong, personally I define audience as "your soul". Now give it to me. Don't bother with dictionaries, I don't agree with them. Are you trying to trick me? You CLEARLY STATED you'd give me an audience, which I and my colleagues all agree means "your soul", and now you're trying to weasel out of it by making up definitions! Obviously you're breaking our deal.
>>817604>>817610When when Orochimaru created her did he just have that in a jar or something?
>>817620>WAAAAAAAAAHChill the fuck out anon
>>817620>Wrong, personally I define audience as "your soul".You're paranoid and cool your tits.
>>817612It's not a refusal to let them speak, it was an argument for refusal to be indebted to them, just as we refuse to be indebted to Kaguya.>>817620You're being absurd, anon.
>>817620And now you're just making up bullshit. Calm down. Eat some peanuts and stop flinging shit everywhere.
Fucking hell. if only that waking roll was good, then we could've avoided all this shit.I suspect meditating in the state would've given us more control and thus easier time and lower DC to get out of here if we choose to.
>>817628Probably, shame it didn't win. Meditatefag for life, but the Kaguyafags HAD to go see MoonMommy
>>817619Metagaming?From the last thread:>When they had the audacity to do so again- they were destroyed.” Kaguya explains.>“D-destroyed?” You stammer.>“Chakra was not used by humans at this time...their bodies were torn asunder.” She states calmly, taking another drink of tea.>Scary….>“So, what then?” you ask changing the somewhat gruesome subject.>“I do not know specifics of what happened..I fled, together with Aino- my chief handmaiden, to the Tree of the World... It was then that I became one with the Tree of the World- and put men to rest for the first time.”So yeah, that's a wrap. You're welcome.
>>817620Quit being a faggot.
>>817628Personally I dont care because ive been confused about these damn four for awhile and i want my answers.
>>817618Why must you hurt me so?
Let's just move on and stop fighting. pls
>>817654I'm glad we're getting this out of the way now honestly.
>>817654We will only stop the fighting by posting TSUKIS, LOTS OF THEM.
>>817618Always remember... MUTHA-FUKIN NINSHU
>>817668Is that from another quest?
>>817678That image is from Laze's Naruto quest. It was rough at times, mostly the end, but was fun and seemed to have been where the influx of Naruto Quest started from.
>>817639>It was then that I became one with the Tree of the World- and put men to rest for the first time.Which men though? We never got a chance to make her elaborate. It could be the men chasing them, it could be a small radius around the tree, it could be the whole world. Nor did she specify what she meant to 'put them to rest' actually meant. It could be she killed them or that she put them to sleep or a variety of other things.While I agree genocide is a possible interpretation of what she said it has not been confirmed, right now you're just taking a speculation and running with it as if it were a fact.
>>817678Leaf Ninja Quest, by Laze. It was fun. Well worth a read.
>>817693Interesting. I'll check it out after I finish reading through Magical Girl Noir Quest
>>817678I'm pretty sure it's named Leaf Shinobi Quest or something similar. Can't remember the exact name, I read it a while ago.It's all archived on suptg.
>>817668This image makes me realize how much weirder that final panel would be with this quest already.>Fuck Itachi>Fuck, Itachi>Cut yer arm off>METAL GEAR>I love Danzo>I Love Kaguya
>>817712I lost it at the arm
>>817710Space Stalin deniers, not even once.
>>817704Not that anon, but I will warn you that character interactions and conversations, for a good while in the quest, aren't well written.They aren't shit, but they're not that good either.
>>817695I like Kaguya as well but at this point you're making the thread worse for everyone else. Calm your tits.
As your eyes flutter open, the first thing that greets you is agony.The excruciating pain is centered entirely around your arm, which is bound tightly to your abdomen. Dull aching ebbs from your chest as well, but it is nothing before your arm’s white hot pain.It’s nearly overpowering…. No wonder you were knocked out.Looking around, you aren’t really able to tell where you are… you must have been moved.You try to slowly rise, avoiding unnecessary movement- however, you shoulder shifts ever so slightly as you do so- and agony lances through your arm into the rest of your body.(Roll 1d100, first three! Pain tolerance check!)
>>817712>Needs a lewder name>Bet your a puppetfag>ROOT
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Rolled 20 (1d100)>>817732so on our nat 1 do we just awkwardly pop right back into the dreamscape with the four spirits?
>>817724I'm perfectly calm, it's just that I'm a pedantic asshole who likes to argue!
>>817751We would be dead by now if we used nat 1s
>>817739Huh. Tsuki pics really do have power.
>>817752Right well the important bit was: making the thread worse for everyone else
>>817756Nah, we've got plot armor.Our senseis on the other hand...
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>>817668I'm never gonna top that, truly saddens me
>>817716I aim to please>>817733Time to make a list for the shitty shop.>>817764Say something about Puppets
>>817768NO! don't mention that word
>>817764Just make a comment that starts the Moonfag/Beastfag shitstorm again.
>>817765I've never seen that Tsukii before!
>>817712You forgot Wrestle Fate
> finally have time to myself to maybe post in a thread, looks like the most hype thread yet> Only on thread 49 for my catch up because of me being lazyKill me.
>>817774naturally I draw and horde all the Tsuki. I rarely post them. Only when anons amuse me or i need to prove it's me do i reveal unseen ones.
>>817791I'll catch them all one day.
>>817798You'll never have MY rare Tsuki~!
>>817798Oh trust me you won't besides I can't post lewds in a blue board ohohoho
>>817803I'll make my own rare Tsukis then! With blackjack and hookers!
>>817733>>817712>Fuck Hinata>BIG TITS>Cash Money Bling>MORE LEWD TSUKIS>That dead guy's hot>make out with my own arm
>>817805>lewds can't be on a blueboardPastebins do many things>>817807Added to the list, at this rate we need to cut back on the memes and shitstorms or the whole image will just be greentext
>>817811What an image eh?
>>817811Or, the image is a Gif that flashes between all the dozens of greentext memes!
>>817833That is beyond my skill.
>>817811Lewds when they are earned...or you know when i get bored and feel like it...the question is...and this is just a question...lewds with who?
>>817843>>817848I must concur
>>817843more like not with who
>>817745MoneyLoli stronk. Post quicker next time.
>>817843ItachiGaaraRock LeeHakuShinoNoriFuuHinataAll at once
>>817865They are non canon :^]
>>817843I mean, there is only one real choice. Hinata. I'm a vanilla /u/ fuck, i know. I have a question for you though, a serious one. Have you drawn any time skip Tsuki's yet? I'm curious how you envision her grown up. Like for real, not just for lewd. I swear.
>>817843Since we are a product of Uncle Oreo... rule 63 selfcest when?
>>817874At least you have good taste in the /u/. Fuu would be great too
>>817865Don't worry i'll behave. I genuinely was just curious
>>817878Is it that time already?
No, no, you're all wrong. Obviously the only choice for romantic entanglements is Orochimaru.
>>817888That's not how you spell Anko.
>>817843Tsuki and Hinata sexually bullying Nori.
>>817865>>817881Ah, I get it now. The lewd tsukis are our reward for completing the love path like a visual novel.
>>817888>>817894You're both wrong.Ero-sennin
>>817888Khorne...agrees?>>817895 I mean, well, i... >>817894 I understand, but it wouldn't work anon. >>817878Wait what>>817884It's happening.
>>817902Not even in his dreams.
>>817912Dude, toads have long tongues.
>>817916So do snakes and Orochimaru is more effeminate.Anko Probably has it, and she may have taught it to Hinata.
>>817918>I'm feeling lucky
>>817922Effeminate men are for weak chicks who fear men. Obviously the hunk Ero-sennin is the only real choice.
>>817922>Tsuki's face when she has to try to explain that Hinata gave head so good she went Stellar and caused a Konoha-wide blackout
>>817932>Implying Ebisu wasn't the best choice
>>817942Let him rest in peace anon.
You expected pain- though certainly not like this. Using your other arm to catch yourself, you brace against the nearby wall.Ok….. this is going to be tough. However, you’ll be damned if you let your body get in your way.Calming your breathing, you slowly push away from the wall, careful not to jostle your left arm. Once standing, you take a look at the room you’re in- it appears to be some sort of safe house. Food, water, blankets- even a bed… with somebody in it! Limping over to the bed, you recognize the form of Kushina, Nori and Naruto’s mother. Her breathing is labored, and she seems unconscious- but decidedly still alive. She’s sweating heavily, and her face is gaunt, but otherwise she doesn’t seem injured.Are these the effects of the Sharingan? ….or the removal of the Nine-Tails? Certainly, if it was still sealed within her, it wouldn’t be rampaging- or she’d be out there with it now.You wish you could ease her pain, somehow- but you aren’t a medical-nin, and even if you were, with your arm in this state….No, you cannot think that way. You’ll find a way to assist, somehow. Looking around the room, you notice one other thing that sticks out- one of the Fourth’s three-bladed kunai, hanging on the wall. It’s painted with an odd symbol, but otherwise looks unremarkable.Did the Fourth bring you here? Where are Danzo and the others? Most importantly, what is the status of the battle? If the Nine-Tails is free, it must’ve taken a turn for the worst…. Somehow.There is simply too much you don’t know.You…1. Stay, to try and ease Kushina’s suffering.2. Leave, and try to find the others.
>>817949Why?We know a guy who knows how to fix that, after all.>>817964>1. Stay, to try and ease Kushina's suffering.
>>817964>1. Stay, to try and ease Kushina’s suffering.
>>8179641. Stay, to try and ease Kushina’s suffering.
>>817964>1. Stay, to try and ease Kushina’s suffering.duh
>>817964>2. Leave, and try to find the others.>3. Take one of the Kunai to study later
>>817964>1. Stay, to try and ease Kushina’s suffering.We aren't in a condition to be being too active right now
>>817964>1. Stay, to try and ease Kushina’s suffering.Kushina best milf
>>817964>1. Stay, to try and ease Kushina’s suffering.>3. Take one of the Kunai to study later
>>817964>2. Leave, and try to find the others.
>>817964> 1. Stay, to try and ease Kushina’s suffering.If we can manage to wake her up we can get a sit-rep from someone before we go out and do something foolish.
>>817964>1. Stay, to try and ease Kushina’s suffering.We can do this much. Not sure what else we're capable of.
Thanks for running, Wargle and goodnight anons. Have a Fuu.
Trying to help Kushina.Writing.
>>817964>1. Stay, to try and ease Kushina’s suffering. >>817918>>817903Nori Namikaze, an aggressive blond beauty who makes up for her lack of assets with unbreakable spiked chains and the inner bloodlust of a demon.Hinata Hyuuga, a refined traditional lady who's interests include pressure point massage, powerful muscle relaxants, and large burrowing snakes.Tsuki Norihime, a rich and powerful business magnate with a sporty attitude, she invents all kinds of machinery, keeps up a constant regimen of stamina training, and loves drawing things out to an explosive finish. Together they're the three princesses of Konoha! Available for hire now! "Premium results for premium prices."
>>818046Oh anon you scamp.
>>818046Tsuki is the thirsty one, she'll deal with your problem in under a minute or your money back.
We should totally nab the FTG technique...imagine it combo with speed 6! Faster than the Raikage notably AND teleports!
>>818124Tsuki needs to learn how to jeff.
>>818132You know. Jeff.Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink.
You just can’t leave her like this- you may disagree with her husband’s methods- but this is Nori’s mom. You might not be able to heal her… but at least you can try and ease her suffering.Slowly, you walk over to the sink, taking a clean towel, rinsing it in cool water. After ringing it out, you go back to Kushina’s side, gently dabbing her face. Eventually you fold it lengthwise, and rest it on her forehead, hopefully to help with the fever.If that’s what it is… you curse your lack of medical training. If only Hinata was here- no, no excuses. Hinata isn’t here, but you are. Noticing that her hand is open, you opt to hold it gently with your good hand, hoping that if nothing else, your companionship will help her know she isn’t alone.Her hand reacts by curling around yours- before her eyes slowly begin to open.“Minato…? Is that you…?” she says faintly.“No, ma'am- I’m Nori’s friend Tsuki- you looked like you were in pain, so I was just trying to help however I could. I’m sorry if I woke you.” You explain.“N-no worries, Tsuki. You’re a good girl- Nori is lucky to have a friend like you. Tell me-” Kushina’s words are interrupted by a violent coughing fit- you limp as fast as possible to get her a glass of water.After taking a small sip, she continues.“Thank you. Where… are we? Is this the safehouse? What… happened?” She asks.You…1. Give her the full version.2. Give her the abbreviated version.3. Reassure her that everything will be alright- and that Minato will return soon.
>>818145>2. Give her the abbreviated version.
>>818145>2. Give her the abbreviated version.But elaborate if she asks.
>>818145>2. Give her the abbreviated version.Just the right amount of truth and to avoid hurting her more.
>>8181452. Give her the abbreviated version.
>>818145>1. Give her the full version.She isn't a child and we have the time.
>>8181452. Give her the abbreviated version
Did we ever take the time to learn any healing stuff or was that shot down?
>>818176You know no medical ninjutsu.Anyway, abbreviated version. Writing.
>>818176Anons thought it would take too much time and it would. Besides, Tsuki is mostly offensive attacker. Hinata would be better.
>>818176That was shot down.
>>817789 I actually caught up before the end of this thread, awesome.
You quickly give Kushina and overview of what happened- at least what you know of what happened. At the mention of the Nine-Tailed Fox, her eyes go wide with fear.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B53vR_sOsdg“N-no.. Kurama was my charge! We tried so hard to keep him contained, for all this time- I cannot let Minato do this alone!” She says, exasperated.The redheaded shinobi begins to struggle, trying to get up under her own power.You try to calm her down, but to little effect.“No- I must deal with the Nine-Tails! Tsuki, please… help me!” she begs.“My children, my husband, my home- I won’t let them be destroyed by the demon I was meant to contain! Please…”This latest round of pleas is punctuated by another coughing fit, which nearly causes the sitting Kushina to fall over.You…1. Reject her pleas. She needs to rest.2. Accept her request. You’ll help her leave this place.
>>818224>1. Reject her pleas. She needs to rest.
>>818222Be glad you weren't here for the kaguya shitstorm earlier
>>818229Aww, but that was fun!
>>818229 I'm actually very happy that I avoided most of the character forming shit storms in the first place are never fun to be in , but they're kind of entertaining from an outside perspective.
>>818224>1. Reject her pleas. She needs to rest.She can't do jack right now.
>>818224>2. Accept her request. You’ll help her leave this place.
>>818224>2. Accept her request. You’ll help her leave this place.But stress that we're both injured and need to be careful.
>>8182241. Reject her pleas. She needs to rest I have no idea what we're going to do to keep her there
>>8182241. Reject her pleas. She needs to restListen right now if we show up we could get captured and used for blackmail. They can't use use against our loved ones from here. I know it hurts but we must stay here.
>>818224>1. Reject her pleas. She needs to rest."You can't protect the village if you can't stand on your own!"
>>818245B-but what about shounen Nakama power?
>>818224>2. Accept her request. You’ll help her leave this place.Fuck just woke up. Why did you faggots accept 4 beasts help.
>>818253Because Kaguya a shit.
>>818224>1. Reject her pleas. She needs to rest."Kushina, you'll be a liability out there. Rest, I will out there and supporting your family."
>>818256Kaguya best moon mom and bunnies best summon.Remove 4 beasts.
>>818253>Trusting a moon demon just because of a sob storyAt least, let the others tell their side as well.
>>818256you a shit
>>818261Can't, she genocided all of them.
>>818253Because it was the most expedient way back.They are still a shitty bunch of extortionists though.
>>818256>>818259NOOOOO NOT AGAIN
>>818269Let the shitstorm commence!
Is it just me or is today's session really fucking slow?
>>818277He's probably falling asleep. Seeing that I'm just awake and an Eurofag. So its around midnight for him.
>>818277Sorry, anon. Been up since 7am. It's just now 2am, so I'm slowing down. I'll be finishing up soon.Post inc.
>>8182843AM for me I'm with you all the way Wargle!
>>818284I just got here though....
>>818284That feel when eurofag 9AM here ;_;.
“Kushina, you have to rest- either of us would be a liability out there!” you explain.“I’m…” Kushina grimaces in response. Looking down, she pulls up her shirt, revealing her midriff. You can see a seal on her stomach- with a patch in the center that looks as if it’s missing something.“I’m dead anyway, Tsuki. My Uzumaki blood means I can survive harsher things than most- but the removal of a tailed beast from it’s host means death. Even if it’s not immediate for me, like it would be for others- it will come. I won’t recover from this.” She says with finality.“But, I-” You try to respond.“No, it must be done. If I can reseal Kurama within myself, I can take him with me- for a time. The better solution would be to seal him away within somebody else… but I couldn’t ask anybody to bear such a burden. Not many would survive it, anyway.” “Please, Tsuki. Help me fulfill my duty as a Jiinchuriki. Help me save our families.” Kushina finishes.1. You agree to help Kushina, agreeing to her plan of sealing Kurama inside of her.2. You agree to help Kushina, offering to be the vessel for Kurama.3. Offer a counterpoint, saying the Minato and the others can surely kill the fox without your help.4. Offer some other solution. (What?)
>>818292>1. You agree to help Kushina, agreeing to her plan of sealing Kurama inside of her.
Though a quick powergrab is possible, I think it'd be a mess.>>818292>1. You agree to help Kushina, agreeing to her plan of sealing Kurama inside of her.
>>818292>2. You agree to help Kushina, offering to be the vessel for Kurama.how much more special snowflake can Tsuki get?LETS FIND OUT
>>818292>2. You agree to help Kushina, offering to be the vessel for Kurama.FUCK IT GO BALLS TO THE WALL
>>818292>2. You agree to help Kushina, offering to be the vessel for Kurama.ITS HAPPENING
>>818292>2. You agree to help Kushina, offering to be the vessel for Kurama.
>>818292>2. You agree to help Kushina, offering to be the vessel for Kurama.fucking why not
>>818292>4. Offer some other solution. (What?)Seal it into Naruto or Nori. If an Uzumaki host is needed, then at least this way we can make sure no one else gets their hands on Kurama.And let's be real, if we don't do this now, this'll be the plan later.Failing this:>1. You agree to help Kushina, agreeing to her plan of sealing Kurama inside of her.
I am fully erect right now. Just absolutely turgid.
>>818292>1. You agree to help Kushina, agreeing to her plan of sealing Kurama inside of her.We're going to have to explain this to Nori, aren't we.
>>818292>1. You agree to help Kushina, agreeing to her plan of sealing Kurama inside of her.>>818297fuck it changing too 1. You agree to help Kushina, agreeing to her plan of sealing Kurama inside of her.
Though admittedly, by sealing Kurama in ourselves we COULD potentially hand him and his power over the Kaguya...Or she could maybe help us with controlling him....Actually, this could make Moon Mom kill us by ripping it out of us, unless she has a really good trick up her sleeve.
>>8182922. You agree to help Kushina, offering to be the vessel for Kurama. Surely, with how smart we are we can extrapolate that uzumakis are best for kurama, and we don't want that on anyone also , aren't we scared the shit of the Ninetails.> Two options are the same thing Go to bed Wargle.
Aw man. This is not nearly as interesting of an outcome.
>>818311you might want to look at your own post again
>>818315 I did not read that right , I need to go to bed "change" my decision to number one instead.
Do we have some way to put Kushina in stasis, while we hunt for Tsunade to have her fix Kushina?Or have Minato port Kushina to Tsunade to fix her that way?
>>818315Tsuki is not scared of the Nine-Tails. Nori, however, is absolutely terrified of him.
>>818320Yeah I miss read, i guess i'd rather 2 but i don't really mind which wins
Oh man, the temptation. Jinchuriki chakra reserves + stellar release = NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION. We could be Pein but with atomic explosions instead of gravity. But oh golly gee people would have to be really stupid to go along with that, and they'll be real suspicious about us afterwards. Both Minato and Kushina die, and Danzo's protege becomes the jinchuriki? Plus the whole Akatsuki thing, but they hate us anyway. >>818292>2. You agree to help Kushina, offering to be the vessel for Kurama.I want the POWER! I want the PLOT! I want the DRAMA!
>>818324Do you know where Tsunade is?
>>818326Ey wargle, would resealing nine tails in tomato mom save Tomato mom or would she just die anyway? This seems like a "no takebacks" kinda situation.
>>818331She'd die but it would mean the Nine Tails will not reappear for like 3 years and thus save the village
>>818330Nope, hence we either need a way to put Tsunade in stasis so she'll keep while we hunt her down, or we need to hope Minato has something on Tsunade to get Kushina there fast.Still, Kushina might know the answer to the second question. Maybe even know a way to pull off the first via seals. In either case, maybe she'll be less eager to die if she sees a way to live.
>>818331ah feck ignore me, i suck cocks
>>818330the liquor store?
>>818330Somewhere gambling all her money away or drinking way more than she should?
>>818331As Kushina stated, her plan is to reseal him, then die with him.The removal of a tailed beast is always fatal. Canon is absolute on this subject, as even people who came back later were revived after they died, a la Gaara.
>>818326All the proof I need that Nori, in her own way, is much, much smarter than Tsuki. Occasionally. Kinda. In specific areas.>>818330Where's the nearest casino?
>>818339Some people won't die even if they are killed
Anyway, we're agreeing to Kushina's plan. (Option 1)Writing.
>>818292>>818294I'm actually gonna switch to>2. You agree to help Kushina, offering to be the vessel for Kurama.like a greedy little anon
>>818292> Changing vote.
Fantastic, another missed opportunity.
>>818346Ah fucked up the post, never mind too late.
Its funny because 2 would have won.
>Supersoldier made by Orochimaru>Mad scientist>Insanely rich>Trained by Danzo>Trained by Itachi>Friends with Kaguya>Potential owner of a sickass robot arm>Potential jinchuriki of the most powerful bijuu>WE CAN USE THE BIJUU CHAKRA TO POWER OUR OWN TRANSFORMING SUPER ROBOT WITH FRIENDSHIP AND DETERMINATIONWe might have to change our name to Mary Sue, but it'd be totally worth it. >>818344Oh well.
RIP greedy option
>>818348A boring opportunity. We've seen canon Naruto before.
>>818348Bijuu respawnthere's a second shot
Knowing how I write things, I'm surprised you guys are so eager to jump into a Jiinchuriki roll.Tisk Tisk.
>>818358That's because More Rolls=More Fun, obviously.
Now that the voting is over that brings up the question, if we became a tailed beast host, does that help or hinder bunny goddess? she has a direct line to our brain after all, but wouldn't we need to die for her plan instead of being a helping hand if we went that route? Unopinionated on the whole thing just curious.
>>818358>Roll a low number>Tsuk dies or goes comatose and becomes a veggie
>>818358you know you wanted 2 to win don't lie
>>818358my greed knows no bounds
>>818358Oh, we know, we just like to live on the edge
>>818361She would most likely sacrifice Tsuki to regain her powers.
>>818358I'M THIRSTY FOR MORE BLOOD! GIVE ME DICE OR MAKE ME MURDER AND EAT MY OWN FAMILY! THE HIGHS AND LOWS ARE TRULY SWEET WHEN IT'S ALL ON THE LINE! The tragedy and pain are the best moments! It's your signature move!
>>818358Wait did we just agree to be the host.If so wont that mess up our chakra output or something. There is a reason why putting a tailed beast inside a grown person is a bad idea, besides the incredibly high possibility of death, i just forget what it was.
>>818366Bro, that's what the Pro Hug Strats were for. Did you even read the walk-through? Were maxing out her affection stat.
>>818371Why would she care for affection when she has a chance to take revenge? If Kaguya can kill a group of people without remorse than she can used Tsuki with no problems.
>>818366 Oh no , without a doubt. On mobile so I can't really say this correctly, but I'm wondering which would be a be more helpful if the start and b is being a host is more beneficial now for going against her considering we can already take on multiple tzatziki members in a single day.>>818371 You gotta remember we don't run I'm normal shonen logic though we don't have therapy_no-jutsu.
>>818370No, you didn't. I was just commenting on it.Tsuki knows next to nothing about the Tailed Beasts, remember. All she knows is that there are people, and they have monsters sealed inside of them, a la Gaara, Fuu or Kushina.
>>818355>Not having an adorable Kitsune ninja princess with plasma powers an an antagonist ? KITSUNE. TSUKI.>>818358We all screwed up by not voting 2.I screwed up by not being here to vote for2. You agree to help Kushina, offering to be the vessel for Kurama.
“....Alright. However, you have to promise not to do anything until we find the Fourth. Alright?” You probe.“Minato will…. understand. He must understand. This is for the best.” She responds- although you don’t think she sounds that confident in her words.Furthermore, how will Naruto and Nori take this?You… don’t want to think about it. The sooner you get this over with, and put this to rest, the better.It takes a few minutes of combined effort between the two of you get get Kushina up and steady. You almost worsen your own condition several times, but thankfully the pain isn’t nearly as sharp if your arm isn’t jostled. The rest… well, you’ll just have to deal with it.Once she’s up, Kushina walks over to the wall, grabbing the kunai off of it’s hook.She then hands it to you.“This is one of Minato’s Flying Raijin kunai. Keep it on you- so that if he were to teleport to this room, he’ll teleport to us instead. I’d rather you have it… just in case.” She explains.The Flying Raijin Technique- the technique that made him famous as the “Yellow Flash”. A powerful technique indeed- and incredibly difficult to learn, made even harder by the fact that Minato is the only living person who can teach it. Tucking the kunai into your belt, you nod to Kushina. Taking her hand, the two of you walk slowly towards the exit of the safe house, out into the outside world. As you do, a loud roar shakes the earth….Kurama, the Nine-Tailed Fox, is your destination.
AND~That will be our thread for tonight.Thank you everyone for putting up with your slowest of QMs~@WargleQM for bantzI'm thinking our next thread will be on Sunday, MAYBE monday, depending. I want to crank out at least one or two more good threads before pokemon comes out. When it does, I'll likely be absent for a few days, so I'd like to get everything wrapped up.Regardless~POST THREAD~
>>818392Thank you for running, Wargle. I can't wait for the next term.
>>818392Thanks Wargle! Also being on the East coast thanks for moving the start time back
>>818401continues to wag my finger at you
I want my goddamn bijuu powered giant robot. I want to gattai with Itachi's Susanoo and fight Pein's Megazord.
>>818405One of these times I'll actually start at 7. It's been rough trying to adjust and not get wrapped into things, but I'll get there!
>>818411I hope you won't.
Rolled 32, 25, 17 = 74 (3d100)Just for fun, let's roll to see if we would have survived getting a bijuu.
ol' nine tails is just going to respawn laterwhat's the plan when that happens?
Rolled 42, 87, 29 = 158 (3d100)>>818419Thank god we didnt roll for it.Rolling for bunnies.
>>818419Whelp, that decision has been justified.>>818427Probably talk Naruto or Nori into being the new vessel to keep Akatsuki from getting the Kyuubi. Or any of the other villages.Crappy plan, but people didn't want to try and talk Kushina into doing this. >>818434...Whelp, the dice have spoken.
>>818401You can't tease like that and leave us hanging
>>816889Isn't this an edit of a gravity falls gif of Dipper and Mabel?
>>818468Well, it IS from the gif edit anon.Although I certainly don't claim to know where it's from.
I can't believe you fucking psychos voted to be a tailed-beast host
>>818692It didn't win though. Thank god I didn't sleep on that winning.
>>818692Good. Because that didn't happen.
>>818700>>818701it's more the fact that anyone even voted for that option, I think
>>818401I havent drawn lewds yet but i have this.Thoughts?
>>819270Cute, but that hand looks... off
>>819321I REJECT MY HUMANITY, HINATAIts because of who i used as reference for the pose
>>819345Nice, and fair enough, nobody ever said JoJo was particularly realisticThough if you're doing that, you should absolutely recreate this scene with a Moon ANBU mask
>>819387I'd say save it for if we end up on ANBU
>>819270it's coming along quite nicly anon the only thing i'd change myself is brining in the line between her wrist and elbow to make her hand a more clear shape. I often fail at it myself so don't worry. Maybe thin the neck the smallest bit and bring her head down a tad. I actually find it easier practicing with full bodies so i can try to get scaling down (am still workin on that myself lol)
>>818401Now that is a picture I can get behind.
>>818401Tsuki lewds are a go?
>>824619Of course they areEspecially ones with HinataOr ones where Tsunade takes our team through special kunoichi training in the art of seduction in a private bathhouse
>>824985What's the team peaking order? Who is the top in the sheets? Any changes of personality when things get lewd?
>>824985>>825281/u/-boat pls go and stay go.
>>819387>Though if you're doing that, you should absolutely recreate this scene with a Moon ANBU maskThat would be awesome.