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Shinobi Quest #50


This quest takes place within the lands of the Five Great Shinobi Nations (aka Narutoverse) starting roughly around the beginning of the original series. The world of this quest remains similar to the original, with slight but notable differences in certain areas, based upon the passage of time from a single slightly altered event.


(It’s a goddamn Naruto Quest, you bastards. Have fun, participate, and write in when you feel inclined. Most of the outcomes of this quest will be determined by you, the players. Critiques and questions are always welcome, as my knowledge of the weeby shit is not all encompassing.)


http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLH
Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20Quest


Last thread, you controlled both Tsuki Norihime and Nori Uzumaki in their separate attempts to deal with the invasion of Konoha. As Nori, you were able to free your father, and flee to safety- as Tsuki, you met up with Danzo and the Aburame, then left to find the FOurth after a questionable bug experience.


Unfortunately the Fourth along with many others are currently under attack from several Akatsuki, including Shisui Uchiha. After several venomous exchanges, Tsuki was shown Shisui’s “truth”, regarding his flight from the village and eventually joining with Akatsuki.


Tsuki was not impressed.


After being freed from the genjutsu, Tsuki decided to stand with Danzo against Kisame….
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9RpAUyHWhk


...eh? You too, little girl? You were lucky enough to escape me once, and you jump right back in! I gotta admit, I like your moxie. I’ll remember you fondly when you’re dead! Hahaha!


“Tsuki.” Danzo says, not facing away from the Akatsuki member. “Do not engage him in melee. Remember, this one used to be one of the Seven Swordsman. I’ll try to create an opening to shift the battlefield in our favor.”


Nodding, your resolve hardens at the mention of the Seven Swordsman. Ebisu-sensei had sacrificed himself to take one of them down- you’d honor his memory by helping Danzo take down another.


Kisame approaches slowly, smile wide. He certainly doesn’t seem concerned- but is that his confidence, or is just he just insane? Surely, arguments could be made either way.


Regardless, his large frame bears down on you- and once again you prepare to fight for your life....
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WE'RE ALL GON DIE
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>>790199
that's just the price of mortality maaaaaan
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Hoo boy. His water element beats our fire, and lightning isn't particularly good vs water either. Melee is unthinkable due to his sword and strength, so my suggestion is to either prolong the fight by using more tools or something that doesn't rely on chakra-heavy jutsus.
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aww yis time to scar our teammates and soon to be new PCs for life
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>>790216
Don't forget he has INSANE chakra pools.
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>>790168
Okay, so I think the gist of this is to blow Kisame up from afar while Danzo keeps him from directly ganking our asses.

Would it be better to send out some clones to keep him from killing us too easily or would it be better to conserve the chakra for stellar arts?
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I see our friend auto-formatting is back. Lovely.

First post shortly~
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My suggestion for this fight is Genjustu with Danzo's help and then try to disarm him, sure the sword may return somehow but if we blast him without it the damage may stick. Maybe Samehada won't like our chakra.
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>>790244
get hype for tsuki's death
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

Rubbing the dice for luck.
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how fitting that I'm eating fish fillet while reading this thread
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>>790304
Rub harder, friendo.
And remember that lewds feed the dice.
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>790313
I don't have any lewds saved to my PC.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>790316
Okay.
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>>790281
>http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLH
Hahaha, genjutsu, as if Tsuki has any real offensive genjutsu techs to use. She does have illusions and stuff to aoid hits with, but nothing that affects the opponent. Check pastebin at OP for people that wants a list of stuff she can do.

Besides, with his huge Chakra pool and long experience fighting other types of ninjas, AND having Shisui as a partner for potential Genjutsu defense training, I donno about using any normal genjutsu at all on him.
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>>790281
>genjutsu
Does Tsuki even know any proper genjutsu?

She has skill, but as far as I know she's never worked on anything but defending against it.
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>>790316
Time to stop for now anon
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>>790320
All these rare tsukis, goddamn
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>790327
I'm going to keep going until they start working.
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>>790333
Ok, it's good that you rolled out the shitty ones, so plz hold the rest of the rolls in until we need them ok?
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>790332
Whoops, i didn't mean to post that one :^)
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Rolled 77, 14, 2, 11, 7, 39, 40, 7, 51, 33, 81, 18, 4, 39, 55, 64, 26, 22, 8, 25 = 623 (20d100)

Using up all the luck.
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>>790363
Thanks anon!
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>>790292
Haha! Now I have AAAAAAAALLL the Hinata's!
Eat a dick, Hiashi.
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>>790363
>all the low rolls
Gonna need more lewd tonight.

>>790369
>clone + transformation is for lewd
Don't pretend you haven't thought about it.
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>>790363
Good job. No seriously, that's a lotta shit rolls.
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>>790244
Hey wargle, before we start, what's fuu up to right now?
>Captcha: Downs Avenue
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>>790363
you go, dude
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>>790388
Now we need rare fuus
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>>790401
I actually went through deviantart and google a while back looking for fuus.
I looked through a lot of shit and didn't find much, but here's a gallery of what i've got.

https://imgur.com/a/d1Ov3
Fuu is the rarest.
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While you begin to formulate a plan, Danzo- or rather, several Danzos- run past you, directly towards Kisame.

As they go to engage, Kisame rushes towards them, his smile wide.

He swings his massive sword upwards- then spins, hitting everything near him. Most of the clones are dispatched in this single swing, though a few that were merely clipped by the swing remain.

Shadow clones, Old-timer? You’ll need a lot more than that to beat me! Hahahahaha!

The real Danzo stands beside you, unfazed.

“Kisame Hoshigaki. Among your peers, you are highly prized- you have one of the highest bounties known to the five nations. I have no doubt you have earned that reputation- but attacking Konoha will be your final error in judgement. Even as the tree burns, the roots stand healthy and strong- strong enough to strangle the life out of you.” Danzo lectures.

You certainly are confident, for a fossil. Maybe I should crush the girl first, and see how strong your resolve is?” Kisame laughs- his sharp, shark-like teeth gleaming in the setting sun.

You don’t know Danzo’s full strength- and thus, it will be difficult to plan effectively. You decide to…

1. Let Danzo do the heavy lifting, and attack from range.

2. Disobey Danzo, and engage Kisame in melee. Engage afterglow to compensate.

3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to effect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.

4. Do something else entirely. (Write-in)
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>>790388
She's at the bunker with the rest of those who were present at the manor.
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>>790428
>3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to effect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.

Just to see how Stellar effects him
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>>790428
>1. Let Danzo do the heavy lifting, and attack from range.
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>>790440
Yeah, but what's she doing?
What's she thinking?
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>>790428
>1. Let Danzo do the heavy lifting, and attack from range.
>3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to effect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.

Are these mutually exclusive?
If so 1, else 1 and 3.
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>>790428
>3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to effect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.
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>>790428
>4. Do something else entirely. (Write-in)
Deploy Stellar Chakra Pheonix Flowers. and have a normal clone you short bursts of Stellar Lightning when openings appear. Gain Battlefield Control
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>>790428
>1. Let Danzo do the heavy lifting, and attack from range.
>3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to effect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.
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>>790428
>1. Let Danzo do the heavy lifting, and attack from range.
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>>790448
Stuff like that is usually post thread, isn't it?
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>>790428
>3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to effect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.
I WOULD choose to just attack from range, but I don't want to let this fight to go on too long when Danzo doesn't have all the chakra like this guy does. Besides, one good support jutsu to keep a battlefield advantage shouldn't be too hard to maintain even with 50% chakra in us.
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>>790428
>4. Do something else entirely. (Write-in)
"KAKUZU! HOW MUCH IS THE AKATSUKI PAYING YOU?"
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>>790428
>1. Let Danzo do the heavy lifting, and attack from range.
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>>790428
>3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to affect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.

I'm left with the impression that this won't be as effective as we hope, though.
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>>790428
>3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to effect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.
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>>790466
I suspect he'll do the whole 'water everywhere' thing and put them all out if they start to get annoying.
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>>790466
Agreed, since his water stuff will negate our fire somewhat. I'm just hoping the fact that it's plasma and not just normal fire will help mitigate that chakra nature disadvantage.
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>>790458
Normally, but wargle doesn't do it much anyways, so i thought i'd ask before we got started.

>>790428
1. Let Danzo do the heavy lifting, and attack from range.
His sword eats chakra, using pheonix flowers won't help
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>>790428
>3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to effect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.
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>>790460
Let's not butt in on other battles while we're trying not to die in this one.

I do support seeing if we can negotiate with him, if it should ever come up though.
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>>790428
>3. Let Danzo handle Kisame, and try instead to effect the battlefield with your Phoenix Flowers.
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Utilizing Phoenix Flowers (Of the stellar variety)

(Because of the nature of this fight, Tsuki will be predisposed to using her stronger techniques unless you specifically state otherwise.)

Writing.
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I wonder what Samehada will think of Stellar chakra. Would it be spicy?

Too spicy?
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>>790506

That's fine by me, I feel like that's going to be the only thing that might affect big blue.

>inb4 he uses a big whirl pool to summon an ocean.

I'd say we should call bullshit on that, that or Tsuki pouts at him for ruining her flowers.
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time to die, lads
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Danzo creates several more shadow clones, before joining in the battle himself. With his sharingan active, Danzo is able to able to dodge Kisame’s blows- only occasionally substituting with a shadow clone to absorb a hit. His offense is a mix of several offensive fire techniques- although Kisame doesn’t seem particularly bothered by any of them, dodging out of the way of the major attacks, or just tanking hits from the smaller ones if dodging would put him at a disadvantage.

It’s obvious to you- and likely Danzo himself- that he will lose this fight if it continues like this.

Thankfully, you’re here to help him.

You begin to knead fire chakra in your stomach, slowly infusing stellar chakra into it as you go. Your Phoenix Flowers have always been reliable, and you hope this fight will be no different.

As Danzo continues to keep the Akatsuki member busy, you release Phoenix FLowers rapidly, hoping to take control of the field of battle as quick as possible…

(1d100, first three. Roll ‘em!)
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>790570
100
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>790570
Cmon1
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>790570
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>790570
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>>790578
THANK FUCK YOU LATE!
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>>790578
Well fuck me, glad I was slow
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>>790582
We don't use crits, but a 21 would not have been good.

USE IMAGES PEOPLE
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>>790578
3 SECONDS LATE
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>>790577
dubs to the rescue
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>790534
ATSA SPICY MEATABALL!
>>790570
100
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>790570
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>>790578
DODGED A FIREBALL
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>>790577
Saved by the kek

Writing.
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>>790577
Smug Tsuki saves the day.
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>>790577
>>790588
>>790599
>>790600

we have been blessed
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>>790614
Seven is our lucky number.

Just ask Fuu.
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>>790614
It is all in the using images.
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>>790630
The dice gods punish those who think they have them figured out.
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>>790662
No, they punish people that don't put any single image into their post.
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>>790153
Man, I will never get tired of this gif.
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>>790630
Fool, everyone knows lewds feed the dice.

>>790614
Kek is with us, but his glory is fickle and fleeting.
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By the way folks how long until Tsuki develops pic related lazers

Seriously look through Protoss units, so many technique ideas.
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Also, meanwhile in dragonball quest
>>790294
>>790647
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>>790695
We require additional stellar pylons (points)
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>>790699
Oh, that's running. Cool, thanks.
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>>790695
If we had chakra scalpels, we could dual wield plasma short-blades or something. But considering the Raiga swords, I'm not sure if that's ever gonna be needed. Well, unless she gets disarmed anyways.
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>>790710
we jobbin' second form frieza right now
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You’re able to create a good number of Phoenix Flowers before Kisame actually notices what you’re doing.

By then, however, it’s too late- the azure fireballs have completely surrounded your portion of the battlefield, blocking off the three of you from any of the other Akatsuki members.

[+10 Battlefield control bonus!]

Ah, these certainly are pretty. Learned something new since our last meeting, girl? Maybe that huge light in the sky was you as well, eh? Probably could’ve taken out the Kazekage’s little brat before he destroyed half your village- but I guess that’s just too bad! Hahahaha!” Kisame taunts. His carefree demeanor still hasn’t changed, even though he should be a clear disadvantage.

You need only to command them to detonate, and your Phoenix Flowers will follow through- but they are best utilized as support, allowing you or others to set up stronger techniques. You may not have that luxury now, though.

“Tsuki. Let us combine our strength against him! Fire on my mark!” Danzo shouts as he and Kisame continue to struggle.

You….

1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!

2. Will do it on your own- he just needs to distract him!

3. No- you need more Phoenix Flowers first!
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>>790717

1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!
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>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!
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>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!
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>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!
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>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!

Danzo knows best
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>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!
yes Danzo-sama
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>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!
We TRUST in Danzo!
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>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!
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>>790717
1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!
Give it our all for second-father!

jizzing into a gaping pussy without penetrating is called a "virgin mary"
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>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo's plan!
Words that have never been uttered outside this quest.
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>>790699
>>790714
a-anons plz

>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!
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>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!
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>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!
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>>790731
That's also the name of our next technique.
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Oh hey, since Danzo is wind-chakra, does this mean combining his stuff with our hot fire/plasma to make even bigger and powerful fire? Cuz how wind empowers fire and all when combined properly.
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>>790717
>1. Trust in Danzo’s plan!
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If this goes to shit... and I'm really hoping that it won't. Danzo has that suicide seal shit right? That'll mean Tsuki will get to watch two techs of her pull of an I am taking you with me attack both on swordsmen of the mist no less.
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>>790714
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>>790742
The afterglow naming situation was funny but now you're just forcing things.
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Making Konoha Great Again.

Writing.
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>>790744
God yes! Make it happen!
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>>790766
I was clearly joking.
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Just some fresh technique ideas I got. Hopefully we do a few.
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>>790153
HI WARGLE
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>>790785
Motes is basically Pheonix Flowers.

I like the Fog idea, but that is gonna be something tricky to get down without burning Tsuki alive.

Honestly I think we just need to improve our Chakra usage and other types of Jutsu right now. Stellar has some plenty of good stuff going for it, but we need to have something for when we don't wanna kill someone or we face our counter.
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>>790785
Upper Atmospheric lightning my friend
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>>790809
The mist thing we'll have to use while in Afterglow to shield ourselves, that or once we have more control and understanding of our release.

The Motes of light we kinda meant to orbit so engaging her in cqb is really hard and you need to watch out for her orbiting chakra mines.
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>>790785
Some are good but I'm not sure about the fog. I think it will do more harm to our allies than our enemies unless they get really close.
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>>790785
>>790814
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>>790818
Well in that case Motes seems like a natural extension of Phoenix Flowers. I still would rather focus on gitting gud about other jutsu types like Genjutsu and Kenjutsu first. We don't need to focus on them, but something in them would be nice.
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>>790785
Very cool. Electro pulse orb seems more like EMP, which isn't useful in a world with little electronics. But maybe electricity can stun in AOE anyways?

Stellar Fog looks cool, but also looks totally useless due to how hot that would make the air around. Which Tsuki isn't immune to.

Sweeping beam could be useful, along with focus beam. But that laser looks most useful with the sheer penetration potential. Heavily armored opponents/buildings and monsters comes to mind as targets.
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>>790823
it's situational like many things we use to solo or to escape or force enemies from cover.
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>>790809
It'd be like that scorch style user
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>>790839
That came to mind, yeah. It might be worth learning some Wind or Earth Jutsu to fuel our other Natures some.
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>>790839
Pakura but yes
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Guys, keep in mind Stellar is basically DBZ chi, and alot of attacks can likely be adapted.

I want a special beam cannon.
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>>790866
I see, so you're saying we need to go super-saiyan? To go beyond just Afterglow?
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>>790880

Or that we go Giant Oozaru with the power of the Moon!
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>>790880
>>790866
Well Afterglow can take us too Speed 6 once we spec too it. Faster than Minato or the Raikage, with reflexes and perception better too. But thats if we focus it.
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>>790880
But wouldn't afterglow be super saiyan (blue) already? So we need to ascend beyond that or go afterglow 2! Perhaps we could later go...even further beyond.!
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>>790899
Nah, we need some shinreiyoku, err, divine chakra from Kaguya to go Super Stealler Tsuki!
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>>790899
Afterglow
Afterglow: Second Wind
Afterglow: Third Bloom
Afterglow: Fourth Base
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“Of course!” You shout back.

Kisame looks between the two of you, amused.

Student and Teacher, huh? Good thing I have a partner of my own…” Kisame muses.

He seems to be addressing… the sword?

Even stranger, the blade seems to respond to this, shuddering and quaking beneath the bandages. It’s… alive?

Kirigakure’s legendary blades certainly are unique- you’d love to learn more about them in the future.

“Wind Release: Vacuum Spheres!” Danzo’s voice echos- snapping you back to reality. He’s released a massive amount of swirling balls of air- and while a few have targeted Kisame, who dodges with ease, most are bound for your Phoenix Flowers. When the two techniques connect- your Phoenix Flowers seem to have doubled in size!

The two abilities seem to feed off one another- the swirling blue spheres are each nearly the size of a Great Fireball!

Fire Chakra does feed off of Wind Chakra- this must have been his plan. Thankfully, you are able to retain control over these “Flowers”, if you can even call them that anymore.

Kisame’s expression has changed, however. His smile is gone- replaced not with worry, but a look of calm determination.

This unsettles you- but you must remain focused, and wait for Danzo’s signal. Your mentor has switched tactics, engaging Kisame with Wind-based techniques, since the regular fire techniques were proving ineffective. However, he still hasn’t given you the signal….

(Roll ‘em!)
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Rolled 24 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>790922
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>790922
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>790922
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>>790927
Good shit. 90 is nice number.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>790922
Tsukis for the Tsuki throne
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Rolled 88 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>790922
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>>790927
you absolute madman
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>>790927
80 + the 10 from Battlefield Advantage? Nice.
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>>790927
B-E-A-utiful. I'm happy with a 80+10 here
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>>790927
80's pretty good.
Need more lewds to break 90+ though.
Usually multiple per roll, or otherwise just fill the whole thread with them.
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>>790933
FUCK I MISSED IT.

thats what i get for not sorting my art folder.
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>>790927
Anon saving our skin and roasting Kissimmee's
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>>790933
Needs hand movement on the second frame.
Try turning her hand to the side.
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>790922
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>>790950
in my defense i was plastered. but yeah i fell ya, sadly i didn't save it as anything but this :')
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>>790957
You can open it up in GIMP and get access to all the layers, you know.
It's kinda shit for drawing, but you can just cut and paste if you're using paint, photoshop or some other generic program.
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>>790957
Also one ryo is about 10 yen, meaning 10 ryo is about one dollar.
Those are essentially ten dollar bills.
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>>790927
90, huh?

Writing.
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>>790974
I did good?
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>>790974
OK so we didn't kill him but we did fuck him up so ewhat.
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>>790983
Well obviously we didn't kill him in one hit.
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>>790699
Hey fuck you
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stap forcing the lewd meme shit

my rustles are jimmied
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>>791043
don't worry man, it's just jokes.
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>>791076
Lewds are serious business
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>>791076
mfw someone says something I don't like

REEEEEEEEEE—hck, kagke, cough cough, WATER mom, I need WATEr
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You guys seem to be mistaken.

It's not the lewds that bring us good rolls, it's the vast amount of wealth.

So post fat stacks, talk about your dolla dolla bills, break out your cash money, turn on your clover, make fun of the lower classes, and make it rain for Tsuki
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>>791092
The dice gods will different things. Sometimes it is money, other times Fuu. All we can do is try to figure out what they want.
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Fortunately I think are chakra might be much too spicy for chakra sword.
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Seeing the effect of your combination, Danzo smiles.

Kisame, though, is quickly upon him- it seems the Akatsuki member is no longer in a mood to play games.

In an effort to keep the Kiri shinobi guessing, however, Danzo changes tactics, instead rushing headlong at Kisame. He’s caught off guard, and seems to have difficulty wielding his larger sword in such a confined space. Danzo’s clones get in a few strikes- seemingly doing very little- before they are dispelled with the bandaged blade’s considerable bulk. Eventually, only one Danzo remains- but as Kisame brings the blade down overhead, Danzo catches it with his mechanical arm.

Heh- fancy tools aren’t going to save you- Samehada will consume your chakra with every strike! It’s impossible to wear me down, old-timer!” Kisame taunts.

The Akatsuki member tries to pull back his blade- but is unable to, Danzo’s mechanical arm gripping it tightly.

“Who said anything about wearing you down? I’d prefer you to die, Kisame Hoshigaki.” Danzo responds calmly.

His free hand makes a series of signs- and large black seals spread across Kisame’s body.

Hrgk- what did you-” Kisame grunts through gritted teeth.

“A Paralyzing Self-Cursing Seal. Hardly strong enough to hold someone like you for too long- however…” Danzo explains.

Letting go of the blade, Kisame falls over, apparently unable to move at all.

“Tsuki, now!” Danzo commands.

Nodding, you command the empowered Phoenix Flowers to descend on the defenseless Kisame…..
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>>791106
INB4 Kakuzu
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At most he gets slightly toasted, no way he dies in one hit
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>>791106
Nope, there's no way we're oneshotting Kisame.

Either someone's going to come to save him, or he's going to somehow endure it.
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>>791121
But fuck would I laugh if we did line shot him while he was shittalking loudly.
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>>791106
Great, now we just pissed off shark-boy
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>>791106
And now we get to fight Kisame's Fusion Dance.

That's...that's definitely something.
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>>791128
We're gonna have quite the reputation, we pissed off Shisui, really annoied Sasori by destroying Hiruko, did this to Kisame and killed Deidera. I mean damn they are gonna be having words with Orochimaru about leting his experiments run amok...

Maybe he'll start making more Tsukis...
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>>791106
So if we do kill him eventually we are taking that sword for study and reverse engineering right?
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Tsuki just found her perfect weapon.
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>>791158
A blade that will eat her?
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>>791158
Might be a bit big for Tsuki... unless we begin mechanical enhancements! Danzo shows that we have the technology.
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>>791136
Im mean we dont have a rival yet so thats possible.
The time has come.
My body is ready for our Virgil.
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>>791158
Naw. It's a shark-sword, works with water, and actually hates fire. The swords we'll get to use are the best for us already.
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>>791158
Question is will the sword like us? It needs to like you before you can use it. You also can't channel chakra through it...so sadly not. However it could be a nice pet?
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>>791158
Not at all...
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>>791162
>>791171
>>791173
>>791179
It eats the enemy's chekra when they get cut and d you can absorb some back from the sword if you're running low.
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>>791158
>perfect weapon
>it's fucking huge
>she even has low strength
>aligned with an element we don't use
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>>791186
It has to like you first.
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>>791158
the idea of having 2 of the Mists' seven swords is tempting....
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>>791191
Shame Kiba takes both hands to use. Oh wait it isn't for the reasons everyone has said.
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A split second before they collide, you think you see Kisame move- but your vision is soon consumed by the great chain of explosions erupting before you.

*FTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*~~


*FTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*~~


*FTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*~~


*FTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*~[/blue


It’s… beautiful, really. The intensity of them threaten to burn you, even at your considerable distance, and the shock waves they emit send several small rocks flying- and flutter your hair, in what you would assume is a dramatic fashion.

You suppress the urge to laugh- surely the fight isn’t over quite yet.

You cannot see Danzo- though you’re sure he likely left the blast radius.

As the smoke from the blast begins to clear, though, it’s clear something is moving- Kisame stands- a great sphere of water surrounding him. He clearly is badly burned- the wounds are visible even though the distortion of the churning water.

His eyes are trained right on you- focused, and looking quite bloodshot.
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>>791186
You...you can't think that way, right?
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>>791195
I did good.
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Before he’s able to release his defensive technique, however-


SUMMONING TECHNIQUE!” Danzo’s voice cries out from the other side of Kisame.


It’s followed by smoke- then a thunderous *CRASH*.

Something roars- so loudly that you believe you might go deaf!

What could it possibly-

Your thought process is interrupted as all the smoke is sucked toward the source of the noise- it’s gigantic!

It looks like a giant version of Yume- but alive, and quite angry!

It continues to breath deeply, sucking in anything and everything nearby.

Kisame struggles to resist the suction- it’s so powerful that it threatens to even pull you off of your feet…..
(Roll to resist Baku’s suction!)
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>>791205
I want this summon
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>>791205

Dosh will see us through
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>>791205
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>>791205
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>>791205
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>>791205
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>>791210
I think we did it.
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>>791210
thank christ
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>>791209
Dosh is apparently NOT what the dice wants tonight.
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>>791210
Standing tall!

Writing.
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>>791205
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>>791220
Doesn't help I've been on a bit of an unlucky streak for a while
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>>791205

First thing I thought when I saw the picture is, "Did Danzo just summon the Great Pumpkin?"
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>>791220
Clearly lewd, even crappy lewd is the way to go.
>>791211
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the good rolls tonight don't have anything, actually, other than the start beginning with a kek
>>791210
>>790927
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>>791250
They were both done by people that didn't say much. So everyone shut up I guess.
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>>791205
Danzo.. just brought our stuffed animal to life.

>>791211
Anon, it's lewd and adorable. But will probably never happen.
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>>791250
Maybe 80 is the lucky number tonight?
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>>791224
Please tell me we are going to throw in a big stellar technique in there to nuke the shark man
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No- you won’t give in! This is the perfect opportunity to take him out!
You plant your feet, channeling chakra through them as if you were standing on water.

Looking forward, you can see Kisame’s water barrier has been pulled away, leaving only him struggling against the pull. As close as he is to the creature, it is likely taking all of his strength-

You smile.

This should strengthen your fire techniques as well, right?

You begin to knead chakra in your stomach, and prepare for a-


1. Stellar Dragon Bullet!


2. Great Stellar Fireball!


3. Great Dragon Fire!


~Also~


1. Engage Afterglow


2. Do not engage afterglow


(Chakra reserves sitting around 40%)
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Tsuki's Mean Street Posse when?
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>>791267
>3. Great Dragon Fire!
>2. Do not engage afterglow
We need to conserve chakra as much as possible so we can keep pelting him with attacks
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>>791267
>1. Stellar Dragon Bullet!
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>>791267
>3. Great Dragon Fire!

Stellar edition should make pretty fireworks.
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>>791267
>1. Stellar Dragon Bullet!
>2. Do not engage afterglow
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>>791267
>Great STELLAR fireball
Afterglow is next on my list, just not yet.
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>>791267
>2. Great Stellar Fireball!
>2. Do not engage afterglow
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>>791267
>3. Great Dragon Fire!
>1. Engage Afterglow
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>>791267
1. Stellar Dragon Bullet!

2. Do not engage afterglow
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>>791267

1. Stellar Dragon Bullet!

2. Do not engage afterglow
Best chance to take out Kisame, make it count. Not engaging afterglow because then we're useless, probably, so I'm banking on an OP attack to try and kill him.

It being Kisame though...we may be justified in going all in on killing him right now. He's a fucking beast.
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>>791267
>1. Stellar Dragon Bullet!
>2. Do not engage afterglow
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>Stellar Dragon Bullet: By infusing Stellar chakra into Fire Dragon Bullet, the amount of damage inflicted is much higher- the flames themselves will persist on a target, and will resist efforts to be put out.


http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLH
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>>791277
No afterglow.

Great stellar fireball if dragon fire doesnt get the stellar option.
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>>791267
>2. Great Stellar Fireball!
>2. Do not engage afterglow

Bullet is way too weak
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>>791267
2. Great stellar fireball
1. Engage afterglow
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>>791267
1. Stellar Dragon Bullet!
1. Engage Afterglow
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>>791293
Am I missing something? Cause I thought the Dragon Bullet was way stronger than Grand Fireball
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>>791267
>2. Great Stellar Fireball!
>2. Do not engage afterglow

Guys, it is extremely unlikely that we will get another chance to hit him while his water is deprived from him, AND he is unable to dodge due to vacuum, AND wind amplifying our fire. I'm not so sure about suing Afterglow here, but YES to one big stellar fireball now!

Please remember that Danzo does not have that much chakra in comparison to the other big-hitters, and that summoning big thing cost lots of chakra. This is not a chance that will come again any time soon.
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>>791293
See what >>791289
posted. I'ts resistant to being put out and sticks around.
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>>791267
Changing >>791278
to
>2. Great Stellar Fireball!
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>>791267
>>791286

>>2. Great Stellar Fireball!
>>2. Do not engage afterglow

Changing.
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>>791267
>2. Great Stellar Fireball!
>2. Do not engage Afterglow
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Honestly at this point I'm not sure which technique is most destructive.
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>>791267
>1. Stellar Dragon Bullet!
>2. Do not engage afterglow
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>>791300
Bullet is the lowest fire jutsu we know, fireball is a tier above it.
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>>791310
Dragon Fire and Fireball are more powerful, but take up 5% more chakra. Fire Bullet is good damage with a hard to remove dot, but if anyone can remove that dot it would be shark boy here.
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>>791310
Fireball is more offensive. bullet is good vs single target, but is is most basic technique in terms of power. Fireball is bigger, has AOE splash, and able to cover more of Kisame's body and immediate surroundings.
I figure, it would roast him from the outside to the inside with the heat around him, even if it doesn't kill him immediately on hit.
Basically, we'll dry this bastard up real good at the minimum. Let's see how a fish feels when it's seriously deprived of water.
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Looking like Great Stellar Fireball/No Afterglow.

Roll'em!

BIG ROLLS
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>>791331

>dry him up.

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Release:_Great_Exploding_Water_Colliding_Wave
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>>791334

Lets try wrestlers now
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>>791334
For dads
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>>791334
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>>791267

>2. Great Stellar Fireball
>1. Engage Afterglow
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>791334
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>>791338
Ok then, NEVER rolling again, at least this session.
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>>791336
>>791337
>>791338
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>>791334
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>>791334
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>>791336
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the dice have actually been pretty cruel this thread.
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>>791350
Nah, we have rolled well for the most part. Give and take is part of the game of luck. I'll take a mediocre roll when the enemy is locked down and good rolls all the the other times.
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>>791350
They started kind, now we're just getting sad results again.

Here's hoping these mediocre rolls were still enough. We've been piling on advantage after advantage that's gotta count for something.
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>>791349
>>791345
Well I'll always have the comfort knowing I rolled the fight verses Sai
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Well shit!
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>>791350
I guess the 80s were taking their toll
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So! I wonder if Itachi feels like shit for telling Tsuki to not kill Gaara, and then Gaara killed half of Konoha.

He SHOULD feel like shit.

I really hope Danzo has it in him to make up for Tsuki's not ideal finisher.
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>>791363
So long as he isn't forced to die for us like Ebisu, I'm happy. No More. Never Again.
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>>791363
sure 59 aint good but its above average and it paired with one of the most godly wind attacks there is will likely still be a brutal force. Even if Kisame can absorb chakra to heal if you just overwhelm with damage it don't matter.
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So what are the odds that orochimaru was crippled and now wants Tsuki's body?
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>>791385
We're most likely on the list
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>>791385
Well he tried to mark Tsuki back in the woods, but he was not allowed to
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>>791381
Som has conditioned me to consider any roll below 70 a critical failure.
Technically 59 is above average, but it sure as hell doesn't feel like it.
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>>791395
Mecha Space Pirate has ruined my dice expectations for every other quest
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>>791395
With a best of 3 I think the mid 70s is average. But Wargle seems to take 70s as pretty good and and a 59 was still mediocre. So I don't think we messed up too hard here.
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>>791395
Agreed. This feels like a 'you hit somewhere close to him, but not actually on him directly'
It's a good thing we choose the skill that has AOE splash at least.
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>>791403
I'm thinking he is able to put up a block in time and negate some of the damage. Still a Stellar Fireball hitting though.
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WARGLE

Hey.

Please don't kill too many dads.
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>>791414
Hi, LD!
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>>791422
Hi... You?
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>>791427
I'm just a fan who hasn't participated.
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>>791436
Oh. Well, Sunday night and Monday morning. Prepare to meet the Elite NEET.

Even if you can't show, I appreciate the support. Can't believe my shitty quest gets almost as many votes as this one on the archive.

Wargle, Gobble, and Wong: the holy trinity of QMs.
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>>791451
I'll bite: what quest doyou run?
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And the dark one, somnius.
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>>791414
Huh? I wouldn't dare. I am innocent of these accusations!

Post Inc.
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>>791457
a new soul eater quest DWMA quest.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=DWMA%20Quest
only on its 3rd thread so far, been fun tho
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>>791458
>>791451

>forgetting Crusty
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKdLWxyHLTE&index=13&list=PLan2Kt7jNEbU9FCLcfweYibtQBZRge6vI

“Great… Stellar Fireball!” You yell, exhaling the blue orb of Stellar flame.

As it flies directly towards Kisame, it grows-

And grows-

And grows, until the it’s nearly triple its normal size.

Kisame’s eyes widen- and as a reflex, he brings the blade down in front of him.

Defend me, Samehada! It’s time for your meal!” Kisame shouts- his sword begins to shudder and shake in response.

The fireball collides with the weapon- causing the attack to rupture, spewing forth molten stellar chakra.

There’s a screeching noise- like some sort of animal squealing in pain.

Kisame is on one knee, gripping the revealed Samehada. With it’s bandages burned away, it looks like no weapon you’ve ever seen- like some giant, scaled leech, open mouth and all. It seems charred- and smoke is emanating from its open jaws.

Seems Samehada hates your chakra, kid. It doesn’t like spicy things- and apparently yours is like biting into the sun itself. I guess I’ll need to do things myself- come, Samehada! Bind yourself to me!

Kisame rips off the burnt remains of his cloak, and holds the sword close- it looks like it’s beginning to fuse to his body!

You need to interrupt it- but there’s no way you can get that close without getting sucked in!

“Vacuum Serial Waves!” You hear Danzo shout from above- great blades of wind strike all around Kisame, who doesn’t even try to dodge.

Danzo lands next to you- the suction of the large beast doesn’t seem to affect him at all.

He’s cradling the blade…. It continues to meld into him!

Danzo and you exchange looks briefly- before the elderly shinobi runs right at Kisame!
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Considering Jonin need three nature releases earth would probably be the best one for us to learn, I wonder what Stellar earth jutsus would look like?

>>791481
Oh no
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>>791481
>“Seems Samehada hates your chakra, kid

poo

no second legendary sword
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>>791457
DWMA quest.

It's... Apparently doing well? Based on Soul Eater. No canon characters save a few important ones, I'm explaining how things work in-character as Tony learns about them. He's a bit unique in that he has a witch in his bloodline, and he CAN access that power, though he hasn't yet. Through luck and patience, he's already managed to get one soul for his current partner, Kia, a small-figured island girl who becomes a spear. Tony and Kia bully each other.

Anyways, I'll stop sucking my own dick and latch back on to Wargle's now.
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>>791481
Aw shit shit SHIT! We've got to hit him and hit him hard NOW before the melding is complete! Danzo's going for the interference, but we need max power at him as soon as we can!

See http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Samehada: by completely merging with Samehada. Doing so causes him to become much more shark-like in appearance, growing fins and webbed hands that allow him to move through water with considerable ease. Kisame also receives some of Samehada's abilities while in this form, such as being able to extend spikes from his body for offence, and absorbing chakra when others come into direct contact with him, as well as the ability to track chakra and avoid sensors.

Fuck no, Do NOT let this happen!
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>>791486
Nah man, we could get the Second's sword or maybe the Needle sword. Though I do want to collect all of the Seven swords because the Mist can't be trusted with them
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>>791481
Shit. Shoulda used afterglow.

Damn it what can we use to turn the tables...
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>>791492
Zabuza's self repairing one is kinda neat
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>>791496
Thinking on it Chojuro's sword would probably be a good second sword since it stores the users chakra and uses that to make weapons
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>>791480
Let the great dead one rest in peace.

He's done his time.
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>>791481
Ok...ok...heres the plan. We can still do this, fucking decapitate him....uuhh otherwise chakra based moves just became a bad idea. Where is Gai when you need him, Kakashi is here darn it.

If worst comes to worst and we need to escape the bubble of doom we can always use the moon teleport to escape as a last resort. Lets hope it don't come to that
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>>791484
Dude, Stellar is all about fire and lightning, thus the techs is works with to make new ones are fire and lightning base ones, or non-elemental ones like clone. Since earth is like the opposite of lightning, I don't think that would work at all with stellar.
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>>791489
When will he have to write in the air with his butt? That's the power I'd expect to be hardest to balance, given his witch heritage.
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>>791494
"It" might work but I imagine we are too low on chakra to pull it off. Maybe we can Palpatine him to let Danzo prepare a powerful technique? It seems like Samehada is harmed if it tries to absorb stellar chakra at the least.
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>>791505
But what would happen if you did an earth jutsu but used Stellar chakra? When we made our Stellar versions all we did was use Stellar chakra instead, so I don't see a reason why it wouldn't work.
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>>791494
Time for a 360 degree explosion of stellar fire.
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Okay, idea. Get all Fate Stay Night up in this bitch.

By which I mean, Danzo and Tsuki both grab a sword and channel their chakra into it. Stellar for Tsuki, Wind Vacuum for Danzo, make an ungodly powerful chakra infused blade to kill Kisame fused with Samehada.

The symbolism will make this crazy plan work.
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>>791512
*sigh*.... That's all because when we made the stellar jutsus by modifying other jutsus, those jutsus were are all either fire or lightning based. Since they are part of stellar's chakra nature, they can be used to make similar jutsus due to similarity in chakra nature.

Earth however, shares no similarity at all to stellar. Seriously, as the QM, I'll bet there's no such thing as using earth jutsus to make new stellar jutsus.
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>>791520
I get what your saying, but there is no reason we couldn't use stellar chakra to power an Earth jutsu. Hell it might just make the jutsu not work at all, but at least logically it should have some effect on the jutsu
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>>791527
Stellar is a mix of fire and lightning. Add Earth and it ceases to be Stellar.
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>>791527
I'm really sorry man but there is. Each chakra has a unique feel you can't just switch it for a different type to change the elemental effect. Earth aint happening dude.

Give it up, whatever earth Jutsu your thinking of we'll have to either learn and use normally or make a new technique from scratch.
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Does everyone else agree that Stellar Phoenix flower is the mvp of this conflict? That bonus is insanely useful, and it's cheap enough to justify using it everywhere. We need to put some work into refining it into something truly amazing. Someone above mentioned the idea of "Stellar Mist", and I think it has potential. Maybe a combination of pheonix flower and that thing that sprays out stellar "sparks"
>shoot out a cloud of extremely large numbers of small balls of light
>they obscure sight and obstruct movement
>they move around to make room for our allies and cluster around our enemies
>on hit they cause small, but powerful explosions
>a few hits are nothing to write home about, but anyone who tries to run through the field is turned into smouldering Swiss-cheese
>Detonate the entire field at once for a Stellar thermobaric bomb
We can call it Stellar Release: Nebula
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>>791527
I don't quite remember where I mentioned it- but >>791520 is correct. You can add stellar to techniques of it's component elements, but not to ones that are not. It's like using them to power up that technique.

Earth, Water and Wind are not directly compatible, though boosted Fire techniques still benefit from Wind as fuel, as you've seen.
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>>791527
Holy shit you're retarded.
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>>791539
Wind should definitely be the next release we work on.
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>>791539
>Stellar Release: Nebula
Not lewd enough
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I've been thinking about summons and there's only one right summon for Tsuki.

CockSummon
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Danzo jumps at Kisame, trying to use the suction to put more power behind his strike- but Kisame catches his blow in midair. His hands are webbed, and he’s beginning to take on more pronounced, sharklike features.

I probably don’t need to go this far- but you hurt Samehada. I don’t want to give you enough time to think up something else… I’ll tear your flesh from your bones, old man!”

Danzo twists out of Kisame’s hand, but the Akatsuki, who was large before, is now nearly double Danzo’s height, and still seems to be growing.

“Wind Release: Vacuum Great Sphere!” Danzo shouts in response, loosing a large sphere of force at point blank range upon Kisame.

He’s forced backwards, slightly- but his feet have grown talons, or something similar, and they are digging into the earth.

He’s trying to force him into Baku’s mouth? For what purpose…?

No- it’s probably doesn’t matter. It’s the only plan you have- and with this most recent power up, it’s impossible to think you truly have a chance at defeating Kisame head on.

It hates stellar, huh….?

You…

1. Let Danzo handle it.

2. Assist with the Stellar Lightning Strike!

3. Assist with Shooting Star!

4. Assist with Star Fall!

5. Activate Afterglow, and go in for this assist!
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>>791557
>3. Assist with Shooting Star!
Time to send out the big guns
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>>791557
>1. Let Danzo handle it.
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>>791557
>1. Let Danzo handle it, but be ready to act if anything goes wrong
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>>791557
There's nothing else to do but "that"
Make shadow clones and go all out, afterglow and everything.
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>>791557
>3. Assist with Shooting Star!

>>791539
We could also get some interesting things done with stellar clones. Not stellar shadow clones, basic clones that are just Tsuki-shaped bombs that we can remote-control
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>>791557
>3. Assist with Shooting Star!
Big air sphere can mix with the most concentrated and powerful stellar strike. This move was DESIGNED to kill big and hardened targets like this!
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>>791557
2. Assist with the Stellar Lightning Strike!
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>>791559
>>791574
>>791574

I'm just lurking, but that's the fuck off heug laser right? Wont't that hit Danzo too?
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>>791568
You really don't have enough chakra to pull it off right now. It's why it isn't listed as an option. It would also require prep time that you don't have.

(Chakra Reserves at 25%)
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>>791577
What? NO. Read the pastebin! http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLH

Stellar Release: Shooting Star Technique: Create a shining ball of pure Stellar energy. By firing off this energy, weaker targets my be incinerated completely, or alter states of matter. Volatile, and dangerous on exposed skin. Mitigated by non-conducting armors.

Stellar Release: "It" or "That": Release all your Stellar energy into a large blast of energy! Very dangerous, and almost always fatal to those not sufficiently protected. User must stay in one place to charge, will nearly deplete the user of Chakra. Easier to use when utilized in conjunction with Shadow Clones, though all beams must strike the enemy to have a similar effect.

We can't even use IT right now
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>>791557
>2. Assist with the Stellar Lightning Strike!
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>>791578
Damn, that's lower than i thought.
Nothing we can do but throw everything we got into shooting star, with afterglow if possible.
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>>791577
No "It" is our laser beam, this is pretty much our Stardust Breaker
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>>791577
it's a sphere of annihilation. It disintegrates everything it hits. If this gets him there will be TWO Akatsuki members who "disappeared" durng this battle.
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>>791579
You guys haven't even given it a name yet? Why not just call it Shining Finger or something. Gallic Gun? Stardust Breaker? Kamehameha?
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>>791585
"It" is the name
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>>791557
>2. Assist with the Stellar Lightning Strike!
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>>791585
>>791583
Oops, beat me to it.

And you are right, Stardust Breaker would fit this.
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>>791585
We intentionally call it "it" or "that"
It's a joke, one that clearly went over your head.
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>>791591
Oops, well sorry I don't follow the quest. I'll try to be omnipotent from now on. Happy?
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>>791557
3. Assist with Shooting Star!
Also blow out the ground from beneath him, loose his footing
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>>791596
Lurk moar and read the pastebin, faggot. Then i'll be happy.
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>>791599
This, aim for his feet. Claws don't do shit if there's nothing to grip.
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>>791600
No, I'll just shitpost and say whatever I want about whatever I want even if I don't know anything about it. And there's nothing you can do to stop me.
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>>791575
>>791580
>>791587

Just beware, the lightning can hit multiple targets. Not sure or forgot if that part can be controlled to not hit allies. I hope so though.

Stellar Lightning Strike: By infusing Stellar chakra into Lightning Strike, the current of energy hits harder, and branch between multiple targets, allowing effective crowd control.
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Shooting Star!

Roll 'em, anons!

Let's see what Tsuki is really made of!
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>791606
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>791606
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>791606
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Meh
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>>791611
Is this all we have? dang...
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>>791614
Well if a 57 is 25% of what we got, we should kick ass when we are back to 100%!
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>>791614
Eh, we're running at 25% capacity. That's not bad, all things considered.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

Man, you guys are low energy.
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>791606
Punch it.
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>>791614
Mind, if we're aiming at his feet to break the ground under him, that's more than enough.
Actually damaging him, probably not so much.
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>>791617
Huh. Another 57.
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>>791617
Ahahahahaaha!!!! 57 it is!
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>>791621
I guess that's really all 25% is worth in the end.
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>>791617
>Tried to be Goku
>Ended up being Krillin instead
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>>791619
Why can't we get these rolls...
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>>791623
We're still little genin Tsuki, just imagine when we hit Jonin or Kage level
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Dice really love you guys tonight, huh?

Writing.
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>>791617
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>>791629
Dice just don't want us to knock off two Akatsuki in one battle
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>791627
Because I only just got here ;)

You guys just need to sit back and let me handle these rolls. I've got this.

Speaking of rolls, check this one out.
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>791635
Good effort but check this one out
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>>791635
Boo! Boo this man!
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>791637
Is it a see who can roll lower contest?
Because you're winning.
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Rolled 35, 50, 55, 62, 24, 23, 80, 60, 20, 66, 12, 22, 39, 28, 36, 98, 5, 39, 35, 84, 79, 61, 60, 59, 47 = 1179 (25d100)

Right, need to get the bad rolls out.
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>>791635
>>791637
>>791624
>>791622
>>791621
Obviously I transferred my energy to >>791619 and he got a 99
This can work! EVERYONE, TAKE MY ENERGY!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>791641
I hope this bad luck streak passes by tomorrow
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>>791644
I see lots of MEDIOCRE gone
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>>791646
>>791644
I'm thinking maybe it's not going to.
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Rolled 16, 62, 58, 34, 46, 94, 90, 75, 2, 79, 38, 68, 57, 3, 91, 34, 73, 86, 18, 92, 36, 33, 56, 83, 84 = 1408 (25d100)

>>791651
I know and it sucks
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>>791654
Alright, time to stop now.
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>>791654
Statistically, that's a pretty strong set.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNFdQd-wFtE

You breathe in, and out.

You’re only going to get one shot at this, after all.

You begin to collect stellar chakra in your right hand, forcing it to condense.

Feeding it a steady stream of energy, you feel the small sphere of energy grow heavier as you slowly trudge towards the two shinobi. It’s difficult to walk, with that beast still sucking in air- and even more difficult when carrying the Shooting Star. It’s so much easier in Afterglow…

Danzo and Kisame’s hands are locked- Danzo is stronger than he looks, but there’s no way he can keep him there for long.

The Shooting Star grows ever heavier in your hand- but it’s ready.

You break out in a run, towards both men- and, when you reach a quick enough pace, you utilize the shunshin, taking advantage of your small frame to appear right between both men.

Kisame’s eyes widen- in shock, or maybe fear?

It’s a good look for him, either way.

“Stellar Release! Shooting Star!” You scream, projecting the ball of energy forward, directly into Kisame’s chest.

He roars in pain- but the technique isn’t making any headway! Surely his hide isn’t that tough?!

Not today, you little brat! Die!

He breaks his left hand from Danzo’s, and swats you away with all of his might!

His giant clawed hand hits your arm, first- a sickening crunch, followed by white hot pain.

The attack immediately dissipates, cut off from it’s source of energy, and you’re sent rolling, nearly soaring, into a nearby tree. Everything hurts- it’s taking all you have just to stay conscious.

Vision hazy, you look towards the two men.

With his mechanical arm free, Danzo has pointed it directly towards Kisame’s chest wound- his wrist joints go slack, revealing…. Something. There’s a large crack- like an explosive tag going off.

You see Kisame forced off of his feet, spinning uncontrollably into the large animals mouth. As soon as he’s inside, the mouth closes- you can tell his lungs must be near capacity.

BAKU: RELEASE!

There’s another loud *CRACK*, as if something was fired at high speed- but you cannot quite see clearly....

As your vision fades, you can make out Danzo, limping towards you- his mechanical arm blackened and in tatters.

You don’t see Kisame.

You smile- at least he’s gone.

At that, you surrender to the darkness.
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>>791684
Well that's an arm gone, ain't it?

Now Tsuki and Danzo can be cyborg buddies!
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>>791687
it could just be broken
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We're gonna pause there for the night, ladies and gentleman.

Shinobi Quest will resume Sunday evening!

Be there to finish this fight!

@WargleQM for Rare Noris

INTER-THREAD CHAT GO!
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>>791690
I'd thought that at first from the crunch, but it's kind of a "giant clawed hand" that was going toe to toe with mecha danzo.

That's gonna pulverize and/or lop off whatever it hits.
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Broken arm is acceptable, actually gone is not.

Also hoping Kisame is dead, and not just fired by Baku away from here. But chances are low he actually died...
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>>791692
thanks for running
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>>791692
Awesome thread, Wargle.

Say, who made that wonderful gif in your first post, and is there any more like it? Does that person take commissions or requests?
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>>791699
Maybe we'll get a guts hand, just like danzo.
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>>791699
pretty sure he just got shot into orbit, maybe if we teleport to the moon with a baseball bat we can hit him back, release chakra teleporting back to earth and just keep going
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>>791699
The possibilities for bullshit arms outweight the inconvenience of losing a limb. We can have a cripple party at our house while Dad builds himself a new pair of legs and we build a new arm made out of living wood
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>>791706
One of our kind anons edits GIFs for us on occasion- there was another within the last two threads. It's.. unique, but highly appreciated.
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>>791718
Where is this fabled, unique gif? If this one is any indication, I'd like to see it.
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Here's kid Tsuki.

Taken and edited from smbc-comics.com
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>>791718
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>>791721

It's here.

>>791732

As I said, it's a special one.
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>>791732
Why thank you. This is also quite nice.
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He's probably not dead, you know.
When he finally hits the ground, he's going to be very very angry.
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I'd be fine with Tsuki going gay for Fuu
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Oh yeah happy 50th thread Wargle!
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>>791756
Tsuki x Hinata lewds when?
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>>791756
Oof you really picked the right skin tone for Tsuki. And big t-shirts are too powerful, anon. That's not fair.
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>>791826
But the greatest question, the greatest mystery...whose shirt is it?
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>>791831

Hinata's.
She's got some tig bitties.
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>>791718
Actually there were two, but this one was apparently unnoticed.
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>>791831
Doesn't matter whose it was before. Tsuki claimed it in a corporate takeover. That's what she calls it whenever she leaves Hinata or Nori naked and shivering in the middle of the road, anyway.
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So does need to wait for a broken arm to heal or do we need to hunt a white zetsu?
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>>791976

Eh, it gives Tsuki a reason to go "Fuck this fallible meat body, we Star-powered Transhumanism now."

Or maybe we can somehow create an arm from raw chakra and just have a glowing Ghost-limb.
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>>791557
>>791684
I told you before and I'll tell you again.
We need an execution jutsu for theses kind of situations.
https://youtu.be/3Gzn7v7EpUc?t=2m22s
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>>791977
A broken arm just means no action for awhile, it can heal. We don't need to cut off a limb yet.
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>>791993

I was saying that in the assumption that Kisame going rage-Shark-modo ended up reducing our arm to ribbons.
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>>791998
I doubt our arm is that far gone. There would have been more ripping and popping if it was. Crunches mean many broken bones.

This is all what I think though, Gobble could have decided to remove the arm though.
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>>791993
>>791998
>>792002
Doesn't really matter wait and see.
You anons just don't get to say that you didn't ask for this because you're clearly asking for it.
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>>792005
I'm really not.
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>>792005

I have no idea what you are trying to say.
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Looks to me like our arm is only broken and lacerated. Why is everyone overreacting?
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>>792009
We don't get the angsty jensen catchphrase because we thought augs are cool from the get go.
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>>792010
Because Wargle didn't say flat out, so time for shadowruns.
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>>792010
http://www.egscomics.com/egsnp.php?id=479
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>>792011

Ah.

It just read really awkward, is all.

But yeah, Augs are best until you reach the level where you are basically just energy pretending to be flesh.

Fucking Ootsutsuki.

Then again, there is nothing about Augments and the like that would prevent someone from reaching that level, the physical portion of CHakra apparently gives negative amounts of fucks as to the actual state of the body so long as it isn't Dead in a metaphorical sense, fucking Sasori was fully capable of getting rid of his heart and producing Chakra on his own, if, y'know, it was one of the first things he replaced rather than the last.
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>>792018
More goofy ideas:
>stellar and explosive tags based typhoon (would need tenten's sealing secrets)
>arm kibas
>retractable ebisu shades
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>>792023
If we start hanging out with dad more we get gadgets and political pull I bet since thats his thing
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>>792018
If we end up losing an arm we need to integrate the bfg idea into it and become a stellar megaman.
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Whatever the case with the arm it's time for asymmetrical kimono / arm support style.
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>>792031
I like deus ex fashion way more than blue spandex with visible underwear.
>>792033
We could make that work
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>>792035
The BFGarm is the key point here, I'm willing to drop the spandex and visible underwear.
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>>792046

I'm willing to accept the BFGarm so long as it also has fingers, and the BFG-portion can be converted from "Plasma lance" to "Plasma Sword" quickly.
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The shadowruns are real today, I see.

Good.
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>>792065
I bet the sombra hype fueled it for certain people
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>>792046
>>792049
We still don't know of any metal that can handle Stellar. So if we get a mechanical arm there is a chance we would have to try and learn to do Stellar one handed.
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I am 100% pro arm sling kimono, like dear ole papa danzo. Also 100% behind spending essence like we spend dat green. Mecha-Tsuki incoming.
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>>792081
Chakra conducting metal can't be INFUSED with stellar chakra.
That means no plasma cutter bulshit edge sword.
Now if we go the cannon way, nothing prevents us from plating the barrel with ceramic plates.
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>>792088
That would still be very hard to get right and likely isn't worth the risk of using a Stellar jutsu too powerful and melting the arm in the middle of a fight.
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>>792088
>>792092

It's entirely possible that at greater levels of Stellar release/Control we can do that without melting the metal, we are this point basically just shoving it in there. Remember, Pein had an arm laser, though he is a fucking cheater it gives some ideas.

Like, would we be capable of having a Stellar-capable Chakra-conducting blade/metal/whatever if we channel Stellar chakra into the metal during the forging process? The refining process? It might be something like this that gave rise to Hatake's White Chakra Saber.

Except.

Y'know.

Not just a fancy tanto of equivalent level to a normal lightning and or wind conducting tanto.
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>>792099
Later on once we know for sure something can take Stellar, sure. But for now I think it is best to wait and see if we even lost the arm. If we had a super fucked up leg I would be totally down for it, but hands are a pretty important thing for a ninja.
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>>792092
Tbf I don't know if we're bound to use our arms as a vector for our justus.
Most of them we belch. The only thing we only used our arms for and can't do one handed is "that".
Meanwhile a mechanical arm, has greatly increased strengh as we've seen with danzo. I'm not advocating using samehada like other anons said but we totally would lift it with an augmented arm.
There have been many other situations where anons have wanted more taijustu potential in tsuki. This is a good way to get a meaningful boost in that regard. Also an excellent vector for many gadgets we've come up with for puppets but don't want to use since we don't have the metaphorical inventory slots.
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>>792109
The main jutsu that sticks out to me is Afterglow. While it isn't pumping Stellar into us, I'm sure it would have some weird effects with a mechanical limb.

Taijutsu is just for Kenjutsu which we just need to learn when we have time. Then we can use our speed for swords instead of strength.
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>>792114
I actually think thoses weird effects could be on the intresting side.
And while we only need the minimum requirements in taijustu for wielding the swords, a robot arm has more strengh and can parry/deflect more heavy blows. Since we're kind of on our way to antagonise most of the seven swordsmen, that wouldn't be too shabby.
And we can use our lightning to power and occasionally supercharge the arm.
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>>792120
I think the most I would be willing to vote for is a brace of sorts to help set the bones back in as they heal. Everyone wins there, we still keep an arm, but it gives us a glimpse into the world of Mecha Tsuki to see how it reacts to our stuff.
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>>792121

Again, people are going under the assumption that Tsuki's arm didn't survive a glancing blow from the MEGARAGESHARK whose main defining characteristics are it's strength and the fact that everything it touches with malicious intent is rendered into torn shreds and a rather interesting stain.

Because it's best to plan for the worst.
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>>792127
Eh, I for one am under the assumption that it was a pretty messy wound, with bone showing and all that, but still treatable if we get the proper level of help. Maybe even get a quest to look for Tsunade if it's too much for the remaining healers in Konoha.
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>>792127
I know, but the transformation wasn't quite done. I'm mostly just trying to inject some stuff because the robo arm is going to happen if it was off 100%. Despite what people seem to think, Wargle isn't a killer QM.

>>792133
I really doubt we would go to look for her while down an arm. We can take the chance to bond with Dad and do some politics to MKGA.
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>>792135

Wargle is not a killer QM, but he's a QM that absolutely loves cool shit, if he sees cool shit and he can make it work, he'll probably throw it in there.

ALL OF THAT ASIDE.

What happens if Tsuki gets involved with that fucking weird ass space meteor?
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Also guys I just remarked the kibas look just like masiko's swords.
Do you think our mom was badass like that?
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If we had a lower roll, I'd understand potentially losing an arm, but I doubt Wargle will fuck us that hard over a 57.
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>>792146

With Tsuki's money and access to tech, would it really be fucking us over?

Danzo certainly didn't seem to have any problems using his Jutsu and techniques with his mechanical arm.
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>>792146
That's implying that losing our arm is a bad thing here.
As opposed to a really really cool thing.
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>>792143
Refresh my memory

>>792149
Imagine how long it took him to get used to it.
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>>792150
Cool or not, it is objectively bad to have an arm forcibly removed.
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>>792151

Something Something Filler Episode that was basically The Color Out of Space: Ninja Magic Edition.

And when it comes to the Ninja world and Chakra/YinYang/Soul dynamics, probably not that long as it would be mostly powered by his own chakra and essentially register as part of his body.
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>>792156
Sounds cool and good point. Also I'm sure Wargle would give us the option to amputate it anyways if the arm is still around. But going that hard for a mechanical arm might get us some strange reactions from others.
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>>792146
>implying loosing an arm is not a plus

fuck now that I think about it, I'd be all for going full triads mixing shadowrun with deus ex and freaks squeele
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>>792151

Here's a link, it's really weird and makes virtually no sense.

But then again
>Naruto
>Making sense after a certain point

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Meteorite
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>>792155
Not when we can get a better arm put right back in it's place.
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>>792155
Agreed. I'd trade any potential for a mech-arm for keeping the flesh one. It's simply a lot more natural to use what she grew up with than something artificial.
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>>792081
Guess what? The Kiba can, Wargle has stated this before.

Hence why they're bullshit
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>>792166
Ah, I doubt it is something Tsuki will get involved with.

>>792168
Yes it is. Because it wasn't a choice. Also the mechanical arm isn't known to be better in every way.

>>792169
Yeah, also scars are cool too.
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>>792169

I don't really care, meat or metal, Tsuki is going to reach the point where she is just immortal energy pretending to be one or the other as it suits her.
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>>792171
Yes, but we aren't melting them down to make an arm because then we just wasted time training taijutsu shit, even if we then get to punch good.
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>>792173
Shut up faggot, the replacement arm is *always* better.
How you ended up needing it doesn't matter.
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>>792179
yeah yeah, misread a bit of that conversation.
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NEW PLAN EVERYONE. TIME TO GET WEIRD
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>>792143
As cool as the star chakra is, the whole "corruption that progressively and inescapably destroys your internal organs" thing is a bit of a turn off.

I could totally see us going to Hoshigakure for a research mission for Yoru's energy research though. Hell, they'd probably love attention from a prominent corporation who could give them exposure.
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>>792179
*kenjutsu

>>792186
o shit
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>>792186
WHAAAATTT?!?!?! Aw fuck! So this is confirmed then?
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>>792189
(He also said the arm isn't beyond healing, he is just very open to things.)
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>>792189
I'm absolutely fuckin' game if this is possible at all.
Explosive clay has so many utilitarian uses, and it's decent in combat as well, if only as a distraction (large techniques seem to need prep time)
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>>792190
Oh, PHEW....
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>>792191
>>792192
Honestly though, I'm liking the thought of a new arm from our favorite corpse.
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>>792186
It's probably vaporized though.
If it wasn't, I'd call shenanigans.
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>>792195
Didn't we cut an arm off though? It could be in the rubble somewhere.
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>>792191
I'm pretty sure you would need explosion release to make exploding clay.

Stellar clay however would be fucking dope. Shit would basically be animated super napalm.
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>>792191

Anon.

Deidara's explosive clay was Earth+Fire release.

We may not be able to create Stellar Earth, but we can definitely create Stellar Fire.

Although the lightning properties of Stellar release may render it inert. :/
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>>792198
Oh that arm. That's different then.
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>>792201
Oh anon, I am now diamonds.
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>>792201
Exactly.
We could totally manage to negotiate a deal in which we're taught the secrets of explosion release.

>>792202
Should boost it, in theory. It's most a fire technique after all.
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>>792202
Only one way to find out!
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>>792208

Nah, we USE it as mostly a Fire-based technique, we can definitely use it as a Lightning-based technique just as much.
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>>792210
stellar C4
Not only does it explodes, it also sticks to flesh like napalm
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>>792202
I thought explosion release was Earth+Lightning?
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>>792202
Wut? It's not earth + fire, it's earth + lightning: http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Explosion_Release
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>>792224
"Operation: Find an Arm" is a go!
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>>792224
That could actually make sense.
It doesn't explode properly because of the infused lightning chakra, but it sticks and burns like a montherfucker.
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>>792228

I . . . then why does Lightning chakra deactivate the explosive properties in Deidara's clay?

Actually, on second thought, I'd rather not go with Deidara's arm, if we want explosives on hand we can always learn a bit of sealing and have Stellar-based explosive tags / traditional grenades.
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>>792234
Exactly, this could let us stick it to a target and save chakra while playing defensive.

>>792235
Lighting > Earth. I'm actually for it if we can find the arm.
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>>792234
>Create cute little animals to 'hug' enemies.
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>>792235
Because he's not using regular explosion release, he stole the secret technique for infusing explosion release into clay from his village, which is an earth style technique.
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>>792224

Stellar Phosphex.

Prosphex in one of the actual "Actually a fucking Warcrime even in 40k" level weapons, it's basically the love child of white phosperous, napalm, a poorly shielded nuclear reactor, and FOOF.

Oh, and the flames can burn in Space and have a property that makes them actively seek out movement, and alongside the radiation and total destruction they are doing they also poison the environment.
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>>792241
We need this.
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Also any sort of new arm will either make Snek Uncle hate us for changing our body or go on the whole "We aren't so different you and I" speech.
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>>792241
So I heard you uchihas can use some kind of bullshit anime black flame? And you don't even need to work that hard for it you've got it in your blood?
Behold, for I have worked my way to it!
Hard work and dedication > bloodlines.
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>>792260
Not according to canon
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>>792257
>implying snek wouldn't approve of human experimentation
>implying what snek thinks matter anyways
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>>792265
I just think it would be fun to see how he reacts next time he spies on us.
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>>792264

Canonically, before the rise of Burrito's era, Naruto had the power to destroy the universe, and Sasuke fell way behind for . . . reasons.
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>>792266
For sure.
I'd love to see his reaction to the fact that we've been cutting body parts off of s-class ninja and stealing them for ourselves.
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>>792264
Tell that to the snek.
Of course the very end of the endgame you're either a the reincarnation of some bulsshit or nothing but before that point, snek was still pretyy balling.
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>>792271
>T-they grow up so fast...
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>>792275
The only real problem I can see is that Tsuki will need to let her arm tan some so it doesn't stand out too much.
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>>792273

Snek still got his shit whooped by Jiraiya and Tsunade, and even Hiruzen.

Despite all of them suffering the debilitating affects of age while he still had a young body.
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>>792277
Kek, true.
We can just get the whole arm tattooed to the proper shade.
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>>792281
Muh plot.
His whole collecting techniques thing was great, but he was super shit at using them tactically.

Speaking of, we should learn some powerful genjutsu.
We pretty much only have what amount to 1-hit kills that take a ton of chakra or cover a wide area at once.

If we have some powerful genjutsu, we can just put a lot of enemies to sleep and slit their throats, saving us a ton of chakra.
We already have decent scores in genjutsu anyways and some prior training in defence against them, so it shouldn't be difficult.
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>>792281
he got his shit "whooped" but is nigh unkillable
and he could have played his cards better with his impure world resurrection and rolled over everyone
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>>792284
So no problem them. If he had any lingering spirit bullshit I'm sure it would even get along since Tsuki seems to like watching her Stellar burn more as time goes on.

>>792288
Yeah, we need some basic genjutsu to take advantage of people that are bad at dealing with it.
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>>792291

*Cough* Nori *Cough*
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>>792291
>basic
No, basic genjutsu is shit and practically useless.
We need to learn high-level eye techniques from itachi, anything we're capable of doing without having a sharingan yet
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>>792293
And Gaara and Sharkboy
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>>792296
I say basic, but I just mean SOMETHING. I'd settle for some mid level stuff to throw out to buy us a time and deal with crowds without having to smell burnt corpses.

Arm stuff aside, I think if we focus on any of our Stellar Jutsu more it should be Phoenix Flowers. That shit is so good and if we can make it any better we should go for it over almost anything.
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>>792305
Of course you need the whole range, but the high-level stuff is what really matters.
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>>792296

God, I absolutely love how Tsuki is basically guaranteed from all vectors to go SOME form of Transhuman route.

Let's see.

Her daddy is a Megacorp Mechanical genius that tinkers with METAL GEAR-level things and cyberchakranetic limbs and parts. Her momma agreed for her to be a prenatal genebaby in an experiment to make her into a super potent soldier if she decided to be one, her favorite Uncle/Grandfather figure is a cyborg and is fully on the rails with modifying his own body to say "No." to silly things like limb loss and the like, her Genetherapist is on the path to Biotranshumanism. Her name and theme is based on the Moon, which always has Eldritch themes to it -even in Naruto it has the fucking Juubi sealed inside it and Kaguya, Primordial and Divinity.
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So what Jutsu do you people think Maru is best at? My bet is Genjutsu.
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>>792316
Yeah, i'm interested for sure to see where this goes.
We gotta get that arm, and steal a sharingan at some point.

>>792319
I'd say she's a full on taijutsu master.
Maru STRONK, just like tsunade.
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>>792319
plot twist: maru isn't actually human and we end up signing a summonng contract with weird butlers and maid demons

I'm just spewing nonsense at this stage tbf, don't take it too seriously
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>>792319
Taijutsu. She's probably excellent at using CQC. Ninja-maids!
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>>792326
I'm just wondering because I remembered she was our other option besides Danzo.

>>792327
I expect her to be a Snek Spy honestly.
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>>792316
She's got options sure, but I'd prefer to go for them only if the real arm is totally unsalvageable. Deidara's arm can be preserved as a spare in case the worst ever happens.
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>>792331
While the explosive arm is very very tempting, I think this is the right idea. But if the arm transplant is a limited time thing we should take it.
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>>792337

Eh. I'm for healing Tsuki's normal arm while we can, Deidara's arm can go and be dissected / reverse engineered.
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>>792342
I probably will be back for healing once the hype of the idea wears down.
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Why can't we make a chakra power armour?Then we can just stick fucking anything on it.
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>>792331
That's dumb.
Naruto is a world where you can just steal eyeballs and have them work just fine.
There's no good reason not to steal deidara's arm. At the very worst, we just use it like our regular arm.
There are no drawbacks.
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>>792342
Technically, we only really need the hand-mouth, not anything else. I'm sure we can find space for it somewhere.

By the way, has anyone thought about just raising Tsuki's arm total to 3 or 4? Think of all the utility for hand seals.
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>>792360
I'll admit, that's an interesting idea.
But it's been done before, and it's a little too weird for my taste.
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>>792360
We would likely need some very special shit for that. Even more than we already have.

>>792358
This is a good point.
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>>792360

Madara's SHINRA TENGAI required three constantly maintained hand seals.

Then again, Ninjutsu and Handseals are basically training wheels for Chakra usage.
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Another idea if we go Clay Arm. If we spend enough time and chakra prepping it. Napalm Clones y/n?
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>>792358
>There's no good reason not to steal deidara's arm.
Steal? no problems. useful one way or another.

>At the very worst, we just use it like our regular arm.
>There are no drawbacks.

Ahahhahahaha!!! Right, using another different person's arm like our own, as if it was plug-n-play. Also, no drawback, like say the whole different nerves that it has, or the different composition that can mess with Tsuki's chakra flow. This is still not considering what Tsuki's own thoughts on that subject would be, such as whether or not she would want to do something as weird/crazy like that when she has the option to heal the natural one she was born with.

Yeah no. I'm all for looting bodies what all their worth, and preserving body pieces in the same way eyes can be preserved. But going straight for transplanting? nope, not my first choice.
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>>792379
>Tsuki's own thoughts on that subject
That's my main concern. I find it cool, but would Tsuki ? How would we justify her getting that idea in the first place ?

Also, wouldn't the arm be too big for her body and have gross man hair ? Deidara was a guy and older than her.
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>>792379
They literally rip people's eyeballs out, pop them into their own heads and begin using them immediately.
Body parts are plug-n-play in naruto, there's no issue with nerve damage or tissue rejection in this world, probably due to all the medical ninjutsu.

As for tsuki's thoughts, in case you had not noticed, WE ARE TSUKI. Our thoughts ARE her thoughts.
Are you just retarded, or have you not been paying attention throughout this quest? We're already a mutant supersoldier baby.

There's no fucking reason not to collect and use better body parts if we can, none.
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>>792392
Idle minds wander and I'm sure Danzo has thought this kind of thing through before.

>>792395
Don't start any fights anon.
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>>792396
I'll argue with him all day if he's going to spout ignorant, retarded bullshit like that.
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>>792401
He was abit rude, but the only real retards the people that still want Puppets.
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>>792395
>WE ARE TSUKI. Our thoughts ARE her thoughts
Uh huh... yeah... I'm just gonna ignore this ID for now. too crazy and edgy for me.
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>>792409
>the idea that we are the character we're playing is edgy and crazy
>i said some stupid shit and got told off so now i'm going to plug my ears and ignore you
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>>792409
>Doesn't know how quests work
Right back at ya bubaroni.
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>>792296
>basic genjustu is shit and useless
Not really
If used smartly they can fuck up somebody
Also what you described could easily be what boruto quest could become
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Hm. I wonder what Iruka will think once he hears about all the shit we did.
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>>792432
Low and mid-level genjutsu is only really good for say, subtle alterations to the environment.
Say placing a tree somewhere that doesn't exist to hide a trap or an attack, or making it look like at attack you just launched is going to miss when it's actually not.

Proper, high level genjutsu can do that, and more.
You can fully create whole new environments, seal someone's movements, alter their perception of time, stimulate their senses and so on.
The best thing you can do with genjutsu is make an enemy think he's not in one.

Say, create a powerful illusion which is just the exact same environment that we were already in, and allow him to keep fighting us, even winning while under the genjutsu, while we can do whatever we want to their body in the real world. Easy kill.
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>>792449
muh standards (even though he passed fucking Naruto and Lee)
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>>792449
A guy who could pass Lee but needed to be bribed to pass Tsuki when she was leagues ahead in everything else is kind of a derp.
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>>792461
Eh, you could argue that together with protecting a comrade, the fact that Naruto managed Kage Bunshin would mean that the last obstacle to him becoming a genin was gone. No idea how they justify Lee though. Maybe Gai picked him directly when he couldn't make it through?(No idea if something about it was ever stated in canon tho.)
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>>792473

Yeah, I think that's just him being a braying jackass because this world's Naruto wasn't a loser that softened his heart.

"Oh, I'm sorry, you are better than everyone else and the next top two students combined at most of these things, but you are slightly below the threshold physically, despite physical conditioning and training is the easiest of the shinobi arts and you should be perfectly fine in a month of dedicated physical conditioning so you can't pass."
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>>792454
Yes I know all of this

But low level genjustu takes a lot less chakra to do and people are less likely to notice it and resist

There's also the fact that everything you just described is baisclly only possible with bullshit eyes
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>>792523
If Itachi died I would say we would be in decent running for his eyes, but Sasuke isn't a brooding edgelord in this. Best we could hope for is we each get one or something.
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>>792530
>Already planning what to do with our dead sensei's eyes, while he's still alive.
Jesus people are cold in this quest.
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>>792523
All of that at once, sure, but any one or two things should be possible with individual techniques and no bullshit eyes.

>>792545
Not our dead sensei, our living sensei's soon to be dead brother.
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>>792545
It doesn't take long to think about. I want him to live, but always prepare for the worst because I'm a huge hypocrite.
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>>792550
We won't let him die, anon.
Gotta protect that smile.

Go for his brother's eyes instead.
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>>792554

Nobody gives a shit about Sauce's smile.

Nobody.

Not even Weasel.
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>>792557
But sauce is shit.
We do not want shit eyes.
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>>792561

Pein has a nice set of peepers.
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>>792530
His family is still well and alive, so any eye an Uchiha loses should go in their possession by default. Also, just having an uchiha eye implanted is a huge drain on chakra passively even when not in active use, thus necessitating the eyepatch like Kakashi has. This is still not counting all sorts of political and social issues with how much more unnecessary attention would be on Tsuki. All in all, not worth it.
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>>792567
I wonder what happens if you pluck out a path's eye.
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>>792530
>>792548
Danzo pls
Orochimaru pls
I don't want to get the "you and I aren't as different as you think" speech
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>>792574

It reverts to a normal eye.
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what kind of special eyes we get is irrelevant
what's important is deus ex style retractable ebisu shades
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>>792577
Don't you mean you and eye?
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>>792571
I forgot about all that.

>>792582
I think you mean which arm we go for: Classic, Metal, Clay
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>>792582
Would even be practical as we get into higher level Stellar techniques.
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>>792395
>Body parts are plug-n-play in naruto
Might guy apparently never got the memo, seeing as he became permanently wheelchair-bound and had to retire after he shattered his leg beating the shit out of Madara.

While there is some measure of adaptability here, there are clearly hard limits as to what can be done.
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>>792591
Apparently he really didn't, because people do that stuff all the time.
Even if he quit being a ninja, he could have walked again with some donor legs.

But that wouldn't be sad enough i guess.
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>>792591
Might Guy isn't the type of dude to replace his limb. He was ready to pass the flame of youth to the next generation.
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>>792591
Or maybe plug 'n play ain't youthful.
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>>792587
what kind of special arm we go for is irrelevant
what's important is what brand of whiskey and cereals we'll eat bare chested in front of the telly while recovering
norihime brand of course!
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How about a robot arm with Special Slots (TM) to plug in Special Eyes (TM) kinda like canon Danzo?
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>>792607
Eh, I'd rather go Clay Arm if we are replacing. I don't actually want special eyes that bad.
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>>792587
>Not a Metal/Clay bullshit combo platter
Do you even tranhumanism?
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>>792614
One thing at a time. We can get more machine once another arm gets fucked up or we don't have a one in a lifetime chance to replace it.
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>>792604
Whisky and cereal is the best medicine.
>when nori and hinata come over and see us

I hope they came out of this conflict in better shape than we did.
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>>792604
It wasn't even a question.
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>>792622
Physically, maybe.
Mentally, Nori's gon get Nori'd.
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>>791732
oh my
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If we do replace the arm, would we lose capability with stellar?
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>>792728
No. The arm of Deidara would maybe take more real surgery to get use to. The metal arm would depend on what it is made of. I could see using it for signs, but not being able to form Stellar attacks from it for some time.
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>>792614
>>792618
>Cybernecromancy
I'm so on board you can't possible imagine.
>replace damaged arm with clay mouth arm
>augment it with cybernetics to allow Stellar chakra infusion into the clay

Don't forget the infinite non-combat uses for a hand-mouth
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>>792772
I'm not sure if cybernetics would help with Stellar, but depending on how advanced we get in the time skip we could go for a different type of special eye.
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>>792764
Metal arm I'm not entirely a fan of. The Clay arm sounds solid though.

Gotta keep enough original Tsuki.
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>>792777
With best dads helping, sky's the limit.

We will hack into the chakra system.
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>>792777
>>792785
Good thing Deidara had really feminine hands.
That brings up a question: do we leave the nailpolish on just the one hand, remove it, or use it on both?
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>>792800
Leave it, maybe change the shade and go for both when Tsuki is older.
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>>792800
>>792803
We are gonna have to redo it at some point. I think a nice dark blue would go well.
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>>792808
Maybe.
>YFW Tsuki goes full sexpot persona.
>YFW She gets Gaara all shy and confused again.
>He reciprocates
>BLUSHING/confused Tsukis
I -it's just a thing I do to keep people off guard...j-jeez
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>>792816
Is that the secret to defeating Reincarnated Gaara? Take him on a date?
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>>792821
Knowing him?
Maybe.
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>>792816
Remember what was promised.
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>>792772

I know you meant that spoiler for lewding.

But now I can't stop imagining Tsuki just staring at someone unimpressed with their bullshit while holding a sandwich, and the sandwich is just slowly disappearing.
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>>792838
Norihime brand multitasking!
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>>792849

YOU WANT TO TALK WHILE EATING?

FUCK YOU. YOU BARBARIAN.

BUT NOW I CAN IT MAKE SO YOU ARE CIVILIZED.

WITH NORIHIME BRAND HAND-MOUTH TECHNOLOGY YOU CAN EAT WHILE TALKING.

OVERWHELM YOUR DIPLOMATIC RIVALS AT DINNER, TALK PERFECTLY FLUENTLY WHILE EATING WHILE THEY HAVE TO PAUSE ONE OR THE OTHER OR RISK LOOKING LIKE UNCULTURED SWINE.
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>>792033
Reverse Danzo style...I like it

>>792149
I feel like the mechanical arm would ease the lingering animosity with the puppetfags, give them an outlet for their mechanical monstrosities

>>792186
3weird5me
unless it still has deidara's chakra/soul/naruto bullshit in it like with what happened with Sasuke and Orochimaru or Naruto and Minato.

Imagine having the voice of deidara in the back of Tsuki's head, criticizing all of her "art" all of the time.

>>792284
>Yfw Tsuki goes full tattooed pin-up girl
>like pic related
She can even ink her summon contract
animal instead

>>792328
>Not hiring kenjutsu weaponmasters as maids
>2016
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>>793846
>all of the time
Hey, now, Tsuki can deliver perfectly good bangs.
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>>793846
Never too weird. Tsuki seems to be treating her Stellar more like an art so I could dig the spirit telling us what we are shit at and when we do well.
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So Deidara will basically be our stand?
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I feel like looking at new arms is small time.

What if we just plop another person onto our missing arm?
So instead of just gaining the power of 1 arm, we gain the power of 1 ninja.
Like if we just plopped Hinata right on there, we'd gain all the power and lewd of a Hinata AND a Tsuki.

Though that might be a wee bit too OP.
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>>793913
Siamese twins OP

>>793912
「Boom Boom Pow」
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>>793913
Orochimaru did an experiment with something like that, iirc.

It didn't end well. It makes the guy doing it go mad.
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>>793930
Just you wait until we track down the Fury Release.
The Stellar Fury/C0 combo, for when the Land of Sound needs to just stop existing right now.
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>>793846
>>793889
>>793912
>There's no such thing as miracles or the supernatural, only cutting edge technology!
There are a disturbing number of parallels.
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>>794006
I'm all for this thematic turn in events
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>>793893
>Feisty Deidara criticizing Tsuki in her head
>Goes Tsun when she succeeds at making something better than he could
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>>794076
Well, we know who can fund it.
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>>794006
>Wants Konoha to rule the world
>extremely uncertain/volatile loyalties, double, triple, quintuple agent
>Tortures people with electricity
>uses an excessive amount of explosives
>Works for a secret blackops organization intent on world domination through mind control
>frequently breaks out into manic laughter
>uses in incredibly amount of innuendo without ever explicitly acknowledging it
>SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!
>Idolizes a fallen hero who lost an eye and has a robot arm
>Gets an arm torn off and replaces it with one from a blonde guy who's part of a ragtag bunch of genetically modified terrorists who want to use a super weapon to wage war on the world to create heaven
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>>794115
Alright so we have to become Big Boss now, any other route will just be lame in comparison after all of this set up
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>>794115
>Tsuki-Gear-Solid
I'm completely okay with this.jpg
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>>794115
Holy Fuck...ok now we have too take Deidera's arm.
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>>794147

Big Boss+Raiden.

Less tragic end, more Post-human Energybeing with Cybernetic parts when it decides to have an avatar.
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Our servants must be Finnian, Mey-Rin, and Baldroy expys.

But competent.
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>>794169
It'd give us a good excuse to use a metal gear, too.

And then we can begin researching ways of technologically manipulating chakra, so our nuclear death tank will be able to use ninjutsu as well.
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>>793913
>Robot Arm
>Deidara Arm
>Another Human Being as Tsuki's arm

INB4 pic related
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>>794036
Someone should edit this gif to have Tsuki as Boss and Hinata as Quiet.
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Okay, I just had a crazy idea.

The chakra radiation that the Hoshi meteorite emits is powerful and highly conducive to chakra control, but it kills the people who are exposed to it.

Suppose that we procured a piece somehow and used it in a shielded container as a chakra source for our mechs/airships. We would have an effectively perpetual source of energy, and nobody would be getting harmed because machines don't get corrupted by the radiation.
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>>794325
No, we know nothing of the meteorite and it might not even be a thing. We are also down an arm for now so no going on missions.
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>Tsuki just broke her arm
>Can be healed
>Anons want to cut it off
Why?
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>>794336
To be fair, Yoru is constantly on the lookout for new sources of energy that could potentially be used for his airship, and Hoshigakure is actively striving to obtain exposure and respect among the Nations.

It's not unlikely at all that he might catch wind of Hoshi's existance from one of his branch offices or trade partners, even if only in passing.
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>>794364
MEGAMAN ARM
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>>794364
It's not just broken, it's utterly shattered, along with our ribs.
We're just as well off replacing it as fixing it, and replacing it has multiple benefits that fixing it does not.
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>>794364
It is pretty fucked up, multiple breaks. At first I just wanted to heal it, but the Deidara arm is super interesting.

>>794376
Stellar is the power source he is looking for.

>>794392
It isn't beyond healing, but not much is in Naruto.
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>>794392
Ignore what I said to you here >>794394
I'm retarded.
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>>794394
I didn't say it was.
I said going either way is just as likely with how fucked up it is.

What we decide to do is up to us.
Personally i want to use deidara's arm and assimilate his explosive clay into our repertoire.
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I must admit Stellar Clay figures and stuff could be fun, we'd basically have Thermite charges instead of grenades. We can sculpt it into many forms making our own Mines, seeking bombs, clones etc. They would save alot of chakra provided they have the clay....and since we have a habit of making it rain and making the ground muddy we'll likely find more rather easily.
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>>791692
Any idea of when next thread?
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Okay I have a brilliant idea for what to do.

What if we take our arm, remove it, and then reattach it. We would get all the benefits.
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>>794404
Thermite, napalm, just regular explosive clay too.
Like i said before, just the utility of it is incredible.

It'd be really handy to have on hand
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>>794402
Yeah, we both seem to be on the same page.

>>794404
My thoughts exactly.

>>794420
I gotta hand it to you, that is some good stuff.
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>>794416
Don't worry, we'll get our chance, r-right?
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>>794436
I meant in the exam, didn't Konan fly away with him?
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>>794416
>nose shadow on the right
>afterglow on the tip of his nose when we're behind him

YA GOOF'D
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>>794459
I only draw drunk don't judge to hard but yeah i see it
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>>794442
Yup, barring a rescue of some sort, Gaara is kill.
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>>794508
Unless garaa wakes mic flight and runs away
But the possibility of that happening is literally zero
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>>794508
Which is really to bad. I was hoping to meet him again and see his reaction when we reveal we spared his sorry ass.
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>>794392
That's a big ass assumption. We don't know the extent of the damage yet.

Calm your tits. Also, this is naruto verse. People can come back from having giant fucking holes blown through them, a broken arm isn't that big of a deal.
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>>798221
>assumption
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>>798221
And by the way, we're perfectly calm.
We *want* to replace our arm with deidara's to get his explosive clay.
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>>798221
We have a Dad who is a godlike inventor and Danzo knows how to graft some arms. Replacing an arm isn't that far fetched.
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>>798252
No, some of us do, others like me want to keep the perfectly natural arm that Tsuki grew up with so long as it can be healed.

Clay arm is for research and back-up, not first option.
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>>798264
This is just a case of how much we want to try something new. We can take the safe path and let our arm be healed to hopefully be as good as it was before.

Or we go for a risky way that will require us to get used to a new arm, but may have more benefits than a normal one.
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>>798264
And the rest of us think you're retarded because like you said, people recover from having giant holes blown in them and can pop other people's eyeballs out and start using them right then and there, and getting a replacement arm means basically nothing in terms of lost mobility or strength.
There are only benefits to taking it right away and you don't want to do it, because you're stupid.
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>>798275
>getting a replacement arm means basically nothing in terms of lost mobility and strength
Okay, I'm calling bullshit on this.

Unless you have a word of wargle establishing that, that's just an asspull based on how other shinobi have managed to reach their old capabilities with replacement limbs. You haven't accounted for the very real possibility that there was a period during which they had to adjust to parts that weren't naturally their own.
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>>798303
>that's bullshit because you're basing this on the fact that other people have done it
Are you listening to yourself right now?

Wargle said it'd take a month for our arm to heal.
We have at least that long to get used to it, and medical ninjutsu can heal almost anything.
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>>798275
How would you justify Tsuki getting the idea of going to look for Deidara's arm and getting it attached to her ? Considering Danzo's own arm, I think the first solution that'd come to her mind is to get a similar one. Unless some servant comes to her with the arm she's going to go with the most plausible solution.

Really I don't mind this whole thing, my only issue is that I don't want us to meta-game too much and force ideas onto Tsuki that she wouldn't normally have. She's a smart child but she's not full-blown Frankenstein yet.
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>>798303
I don't think we have more than maybe one fight before we have a timeskip at this point. But we are going to have to take time to heal or get used to the new limb anyways.
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>>798317
Because an anon thought of it, which means tsuki thought of it, and then a bunch of other anons thought it was a good idea.
You know, exactly how we decide literally everything.

We cut his arm off earlier, and wargle confirmed it's still just lying around after rolling off the roof.
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>>798317
>>798323
Technically it was Wargle who said it in the first place. So I'm pretty sure he is fine with it.
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>>798323
You know that's not what I'm saying.
When some anon says "Tsuki should trust Kaguya and love her straight away even though she impersonated Tsuki's dead mom !", everyone calls him out on it and calls him stupid. When someone wants Tsuki to defect and join the Akatsuki, others tell him that's retarded. This is the point I'm making.
We should at least try to make this arm thing in character for Tsuki.
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>>798315
You're making blind assumptions about the comparative difficulties of doing so, that's what I'm calling you on.

>>798320
That's true; I'm pretty sure it'd take much less than 3 years to acclimate if we chose to replace it, though it might still cut into training time if that period takes too much time for whatever reason. Still, that's shooting in the dark; best to wait until we have more info on what we're working with.
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>>798343
We could probably rationlize it as "My arm is really messed up. Danzo did a weird arm thing according to that asshole. I could do a weird arm thing too, but not kill someone for one!"

>>798346
Yeah, we could always hope for Ghost Deidara to work with us to make pretty art if wanna git gud fast.
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>>798346
I have never seen someone get a new limb and have any difficulty adjusting to it in this series.

If you want to claim that it's going to be some big fucking issue, then go find proof of it.
Go find some tertiary character somewhere that got his arm lopped off and couldn't use it for a while, then i'll give a shit.
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>>798323
You're worrying too much about being in character.
Just let us do what we want to do, and that's our fucking character.

Our whole shtick is literally "Rich upperclass family with lots of OHOHO's" and everything else is just doing what we feel like.
It's always been that way.
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>>798346
Agreed. I for one have no idea of the potential physical consequences of grafting someone else's arm onto Tsuki at the moment, particularly if it was an arm with weird stuff like a mouth on it that's designed for a technique that we don't even understand about. How would it interact with her, affect her, interfere with her, and all kinds of unforeseen consequences that could happen as a result of it.

Honestly though, for a normal person, when they see their own arm being all broken and needing treatment, do they first want to get the best help they can hire to heal it, or just lop it off and stick on someone else's special arm without knowing what could happen as a result? Is Tsuki the kind of person that would risk her potential future health for that? I know some anons are just crazy for it, but not sure if they can understand the difference between 'roleplaying' and Being the MC.
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>>798391
*wrong post
>>798317

We don't need to justify anything to anyone, we're just doing what we want to do.
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>>798394
Worst case scenario, we can't use his secret technique and we seal the mouth.

Like some anon said earlier, technically we only need the hand, not the whole arm.
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>>798399
We need someone to attach it.
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>>798409
Medical ninjas sound like a good bet.
Perhaps they know some sort of magical, all-healing "medical ninjutsu" that does anything healing related with nothing but a glowing green aura.
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>>798418
We probably gonna have to justify it to them.
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>>798418
Oh shit, i think something just like that might actually exist.
https://youtu.be/ekMQI9kvfw0?t=22
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>>798426
"My arm is utterly fucked, i have a better one in good condition right here"
There.
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>>798426
That is probably not that hard when you have loads of money.
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>>798426
Just use the superpower of lods of emone to get a master medical nin in to do it.

>>798375
Kakashi literally keeps his Sharingan eye covered because he can't deactivate it and it drains his chakra.
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>>798437
The sharingan also drains chakra normally.
Not being able to turn our hand off isn't an issue if we don't keep feeding it clay, assuming it even does become an issue.

Besides, the sharingan is a kekkei genkai dojutsu, while explosive clay is a secret forbidden technique that technically anyone could learn, if they were able to get their hands on the knowledge.
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>>798437
>Deidara talks through the hand mouth
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Personally I think grafting on a new arm is extremely retarded, and any attempt to make it in-character will be forced as fuck.
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>>798448
Oh my god, we can even be sassy with it.
>talk to the hand
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>>798451
Making it in character is a non issue. The stuff about how it would work is. For all we know Danzo could suggest it to us.
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... why would we even want deidara's arm?

that's retarded, just get a sick robot one, that's way more useful
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>>798466
People have listed reasons. We can learn to use the clay for tons of more utility. Also I personally like the idea more than the machine arm.
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>>798466
Because explosive clay.
Because stellar release + explosive clay.
Because talk to the hand.
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>>798470
>>798473
That's the dumbest shit in the world.
We should stick with the original, better plan of focusing on Stellar and those twin swords the Hokage owes us.
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>>798483
We've already trained stellar up to it's limit, we can't improve it further until we "become better as a ninja," whatever the fuck that means.

We can't train with swords while our arm is healing either way.
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I want the metal arm because
1 that's more in character
2. That has more guarantied bonuses
3. That's easier to do
4. We can go full mega man
5. It matches with dad and second dad
6. We escape the "you and I aren't as different as you think" speech
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You guys have certainly run wild with this, which I like. Understand that, as usual, considerations will be made for anons wishes to some extent, but convincing a 12 year old girl to lop her own arm off isn't a split second choice- and there will be a whole different sent of hurdles to overcome.

If it takes a month to heal Tsuki's arm from it's current damage, how long would it take to fully make the arm functioning, not reject Tsuki, and be able to start controlling the mouth, which Tsuki obviously has no experience doing?

Can Konoha's current medical staff even donthis procedure, or will you need someone more experienced to perform it? There are reasons why Danzo's Hashirama arm isn't floating around.

As for "in-character" arguements, Tsuki does have set personality traits that you have develped over 50 threads. I am the ultimate gatekeeper in keeping everything through her lense, and making her consistant and not schizophrenic as fuck. This is done through choices provided and tone of writing.

Besides, don't you think Iwa might want that arm? :'D
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>>798483
You don't need to be rude about it anon. I think machine arm is stupid. I want to let our arm go natural, but if we are going to replace it I want the clay.

Also I think the swords always have been a waste of time when we could have spent time training things we weren't ass at. Kiba or not.
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>>798500
I'd be alright with dad giving us a new arm if we aren't using deidara's since to cool factor is so high, but i definitely want to replace our arm either way.
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>>798503
Thank you for saying something on the matter before it boiled over into a live thread.
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>>798503
Don't worry, it won't be a split second choice. We'll have a full week to argue about it now.
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>>798503
>Besides, don't you think Iwa might want that arm
Unless they're willing to pay through the nose for it, we ain't giving it back. Regardless of whether or not we just use it as proof of Deidara's death so we can collect the bounty.
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>>798521
This.
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>>798500
I'd rather heal our arm to normal. Machine arm comes after the blond guy limb is chopped off.
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>>798503
K
Thanks for your words on this argument
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>>798528
What if we chopped off BOTH arms?
Deidara arm on one side, biggu bossu arm on the other.
That's like, four times better than regular arms.
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>>798503
Thank you QM! Finally we get confirmation on the damage level and how Tsuki has her own personality, and not just obeys to the will of anons like a robot.

If healing only takes one month though, then we should totally heal normally.
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>>798445
It's still a prime example of how replacements aren't as simply plug-and-play as you posit them to be.

To be clear, I very much do like the idea of getting his arm if the risks are acceptable, but we literally know none of the details about the risks involved, and you are adamantly insisting that they are minimal when you have no way of knowing that. I'm saying wait until we have more detailed info before deciding on the matter of the arm.
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>>798541
Wargle has passed judgement, they probably aren't as minimal as they are with tsunade around, i guess.
I'd still do it even if it was difficult to get used to, though.
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>>798539
Double the votes, double the shitstorms!

>>798540
We already knew the damage though. Also she does obey the will of anons because the will of anons over time made her who she is. I agree on the arm factor though.
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>>798540
It might take longer to get used to a new arm, but you also get an incredible new technique out of waiting a little longer.
Don't forget what you're passing up on when you just heal up normally.
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>>798556
I think at this point every side is just saying the same stuff over and over. Best to let it rest until we have more info.
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>>798562
Yeah, you can only argue so much.
Might as well just leave it until we can actually discuss and vote on it in the next thread.
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>>798519
I wrote Sunday when I meant monday, because I'm a "slightly hung-over, exhausted idiot" currently.

I'll either re-use this puppy or start a new thread when the time comes. I actually do love that you all are passionate about this , blah blah QM loving engaged audience drivel
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Twitter is down folks, pray.
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>>798550
Back to that previously mentioned idea of more arms so that we can
> Double The Fist
I swear if no one gets this I'll be so sad.
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>>790913
Yes.

And then she learns the sexual connotations only after naming all of them.
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>>790913
It shall be done
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AND WE RESUME!

Let it all fall down~
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>>804768
I'm ready...for hand mouth
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>>804768
My body is ready.
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>>804775
I'm so behind this, its such a good idea
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>>804775
>>804789
Just wait for now.
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Tsuki Norihime is unable to battle!

Choose your next rookie shinobi!

1. [Nori Uzumaki]

2. [Hinata Hyuga]

3. [Neji Hyuga]

4. [Sasuke Uchiha]

5. [Tsuki Norihime???]

Choose one. As this will be our first vote of the night, the response window will be slightly longer.
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>>804809
>5. [Tsuki Norihime???]
Mystery box is a go
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>>804809
5. [Tsuki Norihime???]
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>>804809

5. [Tsuki Norihime???]


Is it summon selection time?
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>>804809
5. [Tsuki Norihime???]

THE BOX THE BOX! TSUKI'S BOX
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>>804809
>5. [Tsuki Norihime???]
BRING ON THE BEHELIT!
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>>804809
>5. [Tsuki Norihime???]
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>>804789
I'm only behind it if Deidara's spirit comes with it to heckle us and be a general nuisance that gradually warms up to us.

>>804809
>5. [Tsuki Norihime???]
You can't put mysterious shit like that up there and expect us to not pick it.
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>>804809
>5. [Tsuki Norihime???]
WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOX?!
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>>804809
5. [Tsuki Norihime???]
Uh, I mean, sure?

inb4 glorified Hitler tries to make us like glorified rodents in Tsuki's dreams.
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>>804809
>5. [Tsuki Norihime???]
Well, I do love the MC more than any other, but I'm more intrigued that we can play her at all. just what does ??? mean? Would she use willpower to stay awake and continue to assist in some way?
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>>804809
>2. [Hinata Hyuga]
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>>804809
>5. [Tsuki Norihime???]
Praise the box
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>Mystery Box
>We passed out
>We don't have anyone to keep bad dreams away
Express to the moon lads
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>>804809
>2. [Hinata Hyuga]
Im curious but also i want to check on my daughter
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>>804809
>4.
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