Shinobi Quest #49This quest takes place within the lands of the Five Great Shinobi Nations (aka Narutoverse) starting roughly around the beginning of the original series. The world of this quest remains similar to the original, with slight but notable differences in certain areas, based upon the passage of time from a single slightly altered event. (It’s a goddamn Naruto Quest, you bastards. Have fun, participate, and write in when you feel inclined. Most of the outcomes of this quest will be determined by you, the players. Critiques and questions are always welcome, as my knowledge of the weeby shit is not all encompassing.)http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLHPrevious Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20QuestLast thread, Tsuki Norihime continued her search, while you took control of Nori Uzumaki. Accompanied by the legendary (and lecherous) Sannin, Jiraiya, the two of you were desperately searching for your father- Minato.Heeding Jiraiya’s warnings, the two of you avoided intervening in a battle between the Kazekage, Rasa, and your father’s lieutenant, Kakashi Hatake. Though Kakashi seemed to be in rough shape, he seemed to be holding his own.After talking to a half-dead Hyuga-born shinobi, you learned the Hokage’s location and some information about his predicament- that he was being restrained in some sort of barrier. Hurrying off to find him, both you and Jiraiya encountered your sensei, Itachi Uchiha, about to engage two strange men. By goading the strange men- who identified themselves as “Pain”- you were able to get some understanding of their mission here, though much of it was beyond you. Jiraiya seemed sure that these men were being controlled by Hanzo, the legendary leader of Amegakure.Narrowly avoiding missiles aimed at yourself, you left the two veteran shinobi to deal with “Pain”, instead rushing to investigate this barrier.Sure enough, your father was there, locked inside with two Akatsuki men- men quickly identified by one another as Hidan and Kakuzu. While they hadn't hurt your father at all, and he certainly retained the upper hand, his imprisonment worried you…..
Go big or go home
A hand touches your shoulder- and another covers your mouth to stop the shriek mere moments from your lips.“Nori. Shhh.”At your side is your brother, Naruto- and not too far behind is Hinata.“You two?” You inquire, looking between them.“I was attacked by Kabuto- Naruto intervened when he took me by surprise.” Hinata explains.Wait…“Kabuto attacked you? Why?” You ask.“Apparently, he’s been working for Orochimaru this whole time.” Naruto remarks, a scowl on his face.“He’s been in the village for years, so nobody even considered it. Apparently he’s half the reason so many enemy shinobi were able to get into Konoha undetected- they were using some old tunnels beneath Konoha that nobody seemed to know about. He tried to trick Hinata into thinking he was an ally- and nearly caught her. We were both lucky that I happened to be nearby.”He shakes his head- obviously his friend’s betrayal is weighing on him. “Anyway, what’s the situation here, sis? A bunch of people are fighting down below- but dad isn’t there. I hadn’t seen him since we were attacked in the Kage booth- we went different directions. I’m glad you found him, but-”“He’s trapped, yeah.” You finish for him. “As far as I can tell, those four are keeping that barrier up- and nobody can get in or out. Dad’s doing fine- neither of those weirdos has even put a scratch on him- but we still need to free him. He’d be able to deal with this once and for all.” You explain.“I agree. We need to get him out. Hinata, how many people are up here?” Naruto asks, turning to your teammate.“Hmm- Seven people are either inside or keeping the cage active- there are three more on the far side of the cage…..”Her face darkens.“One is Orochimaru. Another is the Winged Lady who seems to have been popping up everywhere- and the last one is that man from the announcement- Hanzo, or Pain, I guess.”“It’s odd- His chakra signatures are exactly the same as the two below… it’s like all three of them are the same person. It doesn’t make sense.” She finishes.“Itachi-sensei said something about a “Rinnegan”- that mean anything to either of you?” You ask.Naruto shakes his head- Hinata thinks for a while, before giving her answer.“It’s a Dojutsu- same as the Sharingan or the Byakugan. But in terms of what it does, I have no idea. If we engage them, we’ll essentially be going in blind.” Hinata explains.Your mouth forms a small smile- “We’ll never be going in blind with you around, Hinata!” you complement.Both of them look at you oddly- before Naruto chuckles under his breath.“Thanks, sis. So, what’s the plan? We obviously aren’t any match for the other three. Do you think we could free Dad from the cage?”“I’m not sure. They seem to be in the cage, and thus protected- but I’m sure this isn’t foolproof. We’ll just need to think of something.”
Let the festival begin.
Let the Pain begin.
>mini and wargle on the same day>Minato is about to get fucking ganked Happy day
Team Princesses secret objective is too collapse all roofs in Konaha
So, the half-formed plan we have right now is to somehow blow up or destabilize the part of the structure they constructed the barrier on, right?
>>761722...that could work.at the very least, it means something blows up.
>>761651Seeing my art get reposted is still surreal Howdy yall
>Sees tweet>The end of an era. Well. Minato ded.
>>761722I concur. Begin Operation: Bring the House down, just in time for Tsuki to have climbed it and be on another falling roof and developing a phobia of heights.
The three of you sit for a time, attempting to brainstorm ideas. Unfortunately even the safest of these border on suicidal- if any of the enemy shinobi notice you, it’s over. There aren’t many options to safely break the barrier either, knowing that it repels attacks.Eventually, your small group decides it would be best to….1. Have one of the three of you operate as a distraction while the other two attempt to disrupt the barrier.2. Have all three of you attempt to sabotage the barrier, while avoiding detection- and running like mad once it’s done.3. Wait for backup. This is simply beyond your abilities…. And someone has to be coming, right?4. Rejoin the battle below in an attempt to gain the support of those below quicker. (Write-Ins welcome, utilize your master plan, anons!)
>>761733muh cloaked tsuki>>761743i'm okay with this.
>>761743Also he said this is the last thread of this arc. We know someone is gonna die, after this we have reconstruction then the fabled TIME SKIP>>761745Bring it all down
>>761751>5. BLOW UP THE FUCKING ROOF THEY'RE SITTING ON
>>761751blow up the whole goddamn building it's sitting on and see if if the fall disrupts the barrier!
>>761751>1. Have one of the three of you operate as a distraction while the other two attempt to disrupt the barrier.
>>761751>2. Have all three of you attempt to sabotage the barrier, while avoiding detection- and running like mad once it’s done.Blow the fuck out of one side of the building causing it to destabilize, Hinata should be able to see the cracks in the structure or where the load bearing beams are with her eyes then together we can blow them up and use our own Chakra chains to assist with a horde of Naruto Clones pulling
>>761751>2. Have all three of you attempt to sabotage the barrier, while avoiding detection- and running like mad once it’s done.Assuming this means destroying the supports of the building below
>>761751>2. Have all three of you attempt to sabotage the barrier, while avoiding detection- and running like mad once it’s done.Maybe we can use debris to get through the shield.
>>761751>Other: Attempt to destabilize the surface the barrier is constructed on. Likely with explosives, if no obvious structural weaknesses exist.
>>761773>>761751I do mean blow the fuck out of the building specifically under those generating the barrier.
5. Blow the building up but concentrate on the four corners of the barrier.
>>761751This! >>761757I dont know how the fuck! Still the best option.
>>761796explosiveslots of them.ALL of them.
>>761751>2. Have all three of you attempt to sabotage the barrier, while avoiding detection- and running like mad once it’s done.
Dear anons, this is not a vote of "how are we going to destabilize the barrier" as you all established that.This is a vote for "how are we going to go about carrying this out"You silly, silly people.If I didn't make that clear enough, I apologize.
>>761818Can Nori use Shadow Clones? I forget.
>>761825Neither Nori nor her brother know the shadow clone technique.
>>761818>2. Have all three of you attempt to sabotage the barrier, while avoiding detection- and running like mad once it’s done.We can do it from inside the structure, right?Plant a bunch of explosives on the underside of the roof where the barrier is.Then skedaddle before they violently murder us.
>>761818Then>>761751>2. Have all three of you attempt to sabotage the barrier, while avoiding detection- and running like mad once it’s done.Sorry, I´m kind of busy.
>>761818Ok, Hinata uses her eyes to look for the weakest position of the four barriar people are standing on. From there we use a combination of explosive tags strategically place and chakra chains which we attach to other large bits of rubble acting as a pulley to at more force to us pulling apart of the building down. then once set Naruto slams a rasengan into the weak point hinata points out
>>761851>this is not a vote of "how are we going to destabilize the barrier"
Well, it would seem 2 takes the cake regardless. Writing!
>>7617512. Have all three of you attempt to sabotage the barrier, while avoiding detection- and running like mad once it’s done.
>>761831what about the Sexy jutsu?
>>761851Probably won't work
“This will be tricky. For best results, one of us will need to get inside- breaking through one of the windows should be easy enough. By placing explosive tags at strategic locations on the inside and outside of the roof, we can bring it down- or at least damage it enough that it disrupts the barrier. This will alert everyone to our presence though, so we’ll need to hightail it out of here once it’s done.” Naruto muses, producing several explosive tags from his utility pouch.“We’ll be able to place two of them rather easily.” Hinata says, producing her own tags. “The two nearest corners should prove an issue. When we have to get close to those people, though… that might be an issue. Whoever sneaks inside will need to be extra careful, too.”“So then, who’s gonna volunteer?” You ask the group.The three of you share a moment of silence…..1. Syke! You volunteer!2. Naruto should go, he’s the most experienced!3. Hinata should go, she has the Byakugan!
>>761957>1. Syke! You volunteer!
>>761957>1. Syke! You volunteer!Wouldn't have it any other way
>>761957>1. Syke! You volunteer!Sexy Jutsu and while the enemy is blogging about how offended and or empowered by illusionary tits they are the others will strike!
>>761957>2. Naruto should go, he’s the most experienced!
>>761957The hell is wrong with your posts tonight? the sentences are way to spaced out.
>>761957>3. Hinata should go, she has the Byakugan!
>>761978Looks fine to me.
>>761978This is what I'm seeing on my end.
>>761957>3. Hinata should go, she has the Byakugan!Things will move much faster because she'll be able to see where they need to go without needing to guess or reference it.
>>761895this here is a man asking the right questions
>>761978Not doing anything different...When in doubt, blame 4chan.
>>761895>>762016Knowing how both of them were raised... do you really think they know it? It was Naruto's attack move against pervy adults in canon. Not saying they couldn't, mind- especially if they want on some sort of long trip with Jiraiya...Also, looks like Nori's going. Writing, and upcoming roll. Be ready~
>>762027They look like they're double spaced instead of single spaced. Are you double spacing?
>>762050/qst/ has been doing it on other quests this week.Maybe there was something changed on the site?
>>762043probably not considering Kushina's about in this timeline.
>Nori will see her dad die.>Nori will want Konoha to be great again.>New Root asset get.
>>762113We must first break them to build them up stronger than before.
>>762113>>Nori will see her dad die.So you want to roll badly?
“....Syke!” you cheer quietly, giving both of them an eager smile. “I’ve got this one handled!”“If you’re sure, sis. Just be careful, alright? Dad will kill me if you get yourself hurt.” He stresses- though he does still have a small grin from your antics.“Yeah, yeah- leave it to me. Can’t have you overdoing it, either. Hinata, keep him out of trouble, alright?” You retort, giving Hinata a sly smile.She looks at you quizzically- then blushes a tiny bit.“A-anyway! We’ll wait for an opportune moment, so wait for me to give the signal. I’ll keep watch with the Byakugan, to see when they’re the most distracted.” Hinata proclaims.You suppress a snicker, then turn to watch your father’s fight- watching him fight is always a marvel, though you’ve never seen him do it seriously. Even now, you don’t think he’s really giving it his all- even though he’s dancing around the two other men like it’s nothing.Despite it all, he even has a smile on his face- that’s like him, to always be upbeat. Confidence in his abilities, in his people- his children.Even you, no matter many times you screw up.An unwelcome memory presents itself ever so briefly-With father’s help, Naruto had learned the Rasengan during his Chunin exams training. It was hard for him, father said, but he was able to perfect before the final round. He had absolute confidence that you could do the same- even on the last day of training, when you kept popping the balloon.It would come in time, he said- that it took him months to create, and years to perfect.But Naruto got it in a month- why couldn’t you?“Alright- now!” Hinata commands quietly.The order breaks you out of the memory, and you rush towards the lip of the roof, ready to enter the building via a window….Roll me 1d100, first three, anons.
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>762148
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>762148
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>762148Rolling for explosion
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>762148
>>762150You glorious Fucker. You.
>>762150>>762154Such blessed luck...
>>762154KONOHA IS GREAT AGAIN!
I was worried that we would nat 1 that roll.
Getting the good rolls out of the way early tonight, I see.Writing~
>>762178There are degrees of success though.
>>762185We would need to get three 1s for that to be our result.
>>762185It still takes best of three; a 1 is just a wasted roll.
>>762192>>762201>Implying Wargle wouldn't use it for shits and giggles
>>762208Wargle isn't that mean and was the one that suggested we didn't use them for that exact reason.
>>762208>Not trusting our Kage Wargle
>>762216>>762220 I know he wouldn't, but I would like it if he would, just for fun.
>>762192>Roll to determine whether minato lives or dies>1>1>1
>>762243_____________ HE LIVES! ______________ ________________
Actually if Minato dies who will be the fifth? Kakashi or Itachi? If Kakashi wins will that mean the Uchiha might rebel?
>>762243>Minato dies so hard he can't be reincarnated>Nori and Naruto go mad and are taken over by Kyuubi
>>762278Kakashi may have one But there are more choices then him and itachi Tsunadi and the third if he's still alive to name a few
>>762288>Gets one shot by painAll according to the plan
Why do so many anons want Nori's father to die?
>>762357Something about not knowing leaders have to make difficult choices and they take all of the blame. Also, edgelords.
>>762357he's a really shitty leader and he tried to let his daughter maul us when the kyuubi took over
>>762357>>762362To make Konoha great again with ROOT.Or something.I dunno. All the cool kids were doing it, I just wanted to fit in.
>>762357Same reason I was happy Ebisu died. Plot and Character development. Especially Character Development.
>>762382You might as well make everyone die for "character development".
>>762357I don't want him dead I just want him to know he's ideals are trash and will die with him when he finally kicks the bucket. I want him to know his best feture is his smile not his brain, sure your great at ninja techniques but apparently not ruling as a warlord
This, though, should be easy by comparison. Breaking, entering, and detonating.Basic shinobi stuff, right?Planting your chains, you repel down the roof as stealthily as possible, always on the lookout for any threats- but nothing ever surfaces. Going down a floor, you even find a window that’s been left open! What luck!Dismissing your chains, you creep into the room, which is thankfully empty of any people. You aren’t quite sure what this room might be for- lots of paperwork strewn about and desks left ajar describe a hurried flight but give no clues as to the room’s purpose.Doesn’t really matter, though, does it?After heading out into the hallway and searching the nearby rooms, you’re able to find one that has a “storage access” to what is presumably the area just underneath the roof. Prying it open, you climb upwards into an area full of cobwebs, dust and darkness.Thankfully, your eyes are quick to adjust, and you go about setting the most intricate set up of explosive tags you’ve ever done. Evenly spread throughout, all tied to a single trigger- it’s almost like art.Too bad you’re gonna blow it all up, huh?The fighting above you causes dust to shake free from the roof- you get the urge to sneeze… but your will is iron! You’ll give your teammates a few more moments to set their traps, and then ignite yours. Just gotta be patient, Nori.Patient. You’d do breathing exercises like Tsuki always seems to, but you’d just get a mouthful of dust….After a few moments, a sharp series of taps from the western wall gives you the signal- Naruto and Hinata are ready. Here we go!You run over to the exit hatch, yanking down on your trigger wire as you jump down. The result is almost immediate- a cacophony of explosions nearly deafens you, followed by several more mere moments later. You make a beeline for the open window as the roof begins to crumble. At first you only hear it- but as you jump out the window in front of you, a cloud of dust surrounds you.It masks your presence as you freefall, but you’ve gotta book it- where should you book it to?1. Back to the battlefield below!2. Not far enough! Try to heads towards the hospital!3. Still not far enough! Run all the way to Tsuki’s house!4. Try to hide instead- you want to see the result of your handiwork.
>>762382Killing characters for the sake of "character development" is not a good reason.
>>762408>4. Try to hide instead- you want to see the result of your handiwork.
>>762408>4. Try to hide instead- you want to see the result of your handiwork.See whats going on maybe return to Tsuki's Butler guy
>>762357 increases tension
>>762408>3. Still not far enough! Run all the way to Tsuki’s house!Speed!>>762398If he lives then it would a good chance to give him a tough love or soft hate speech about trusting too easily.
>>762357They're people who think that it's best that he dies to make ROOT Tsuki easier.They're pretty much along the same lines as canon Danzo.If we ever do successfully ressurrect ROOT, we'd better include an oath along the lines of "I shall never intend harm upon those faithful to Konoha" because heaven knows the edgelords would try to assassinate an inconvenient Hokage if we didn't >>762408>1. Back to the battlefield below!
>>762408>3. Still not far enough! Run all the way to Tsuki’s house!FLEEand connect the plots
>>762408>4. Try to hide instead- you want to see the result of your handiwork.>>762447Tsuki already left to look for Danzo
>>762408>2. Not far enough! Try to heads towards the hospital!
>>762432I recall old ROOT swore loyalty to Danzo not the kage as at one point they were gonna kill the third but kakashi betray them and ruined it.
>>762408>1. Back to the battlefield below!Please no hide, we might have been able to avoid sasori's notice, but he was just one member.
>>762456Both 1 and 4 are bad.
>>762432You don't want Root, what you want is a private Anbu team. Root is literally the beliefs of Danzo and when you get rid of them it stops being Root
>>762450But she hasn't seen the crater, and she doesn't know what tsuki's doing."She went that'a way!"
>>762408>2. Not far enough! Try to heads towards the hospital!>All these anons voting to hide insteadAre You all TRYING to kill Nori or something?
>>762408Changing >>762450to>3. Still not far enough! Run all the way to Tsuki’s house!
>>762465>Wanting old ROOT backIt was terrible and caused too many problems.
>>762408>3. Still not far enough! Run all the way to Tsuki’s house!Fine im >>762421 changing to this RUN TO THE I THINK SAFE HOUSE!
Run away little girl!Run away.Writing~
>>762452That was precisely what I was referring to.ROOT should be ultimately loyal to Konoha, not to somebody who wants to control Konoha from the shadows.>>762465Old ROOT was shit, m8; Minato was right to shut it down.If we make Neo-ROOT, let's at least try to not make the same mistakes Danzo did.
I propose Neo-ROOT be loyal to the Hokage via the Hokage electing it's leader however once this is done that leader has complete independance and freedom from that kage. I say this because ROOT does the really dark shit that the kage must have no connection or knowledge of otherwise it's just ANBU. Think of it as the Secret police on steroids that also watch the other Black Ops units.It will mean less operatives and more agents/informants and a small number of elite ninja.
>>762542Precisely. ROOT is supposed to do the hidden dirty work, not rule the village.
We should recruit Hinata and Nari for Neo-ROOT, or whatever we are going to end up calling it.
>>762563Basicly the only contact the Hokage has with ROOT is through a single agent planted among the Hokage's staff. Some one who blends and you'd never know. otherwise they don't exist. All anyone else knows is if you comes knocking cooperate or get black bagged.
>>762542>via the Hokage electing its leaderMinato's never going to let ROOT reform if he can help it. If we bring back ROOT, Minato can't be allowed to know about it. This is precisely the reason why the edgier posters are calling for Minato's death.That said, there was a discussion a few threads back about this, and it's theoretically possible to keep things quiet with the proper precautions, chief among them using the ex-ROOT members that have been folded into ANBU to feed us info, and taking every possible measure to avoid giving targets the means to figure out who we are.
>>762542That seems like it would divide the oower in Konoha and could eventually lead to internal conflict/schisms/civil war. The hokage and hypothetical-neo-ROOT's leader must be able to work together and if possible trust each other.
>>761644HI WARGLE!>>761733HI DRAWFRIEND
>>762593 I told you Wargle was running like 2 hours ago. What took you so long?
If Minato won't bring back ROOT, then let's not bring back ROOT.Let's just propose the formation of a hidden group of trusted, skilled ninja undeniably loyal to Konoha to serve as a secret weapon in times of peril. We shall call it, I dunno, mycellium or something. It's all in how we sell it to him.
>>762607Oh that's >>762605 why. My internet's fucky too. It's gone out at the same time every day for nearly a month now. I have no idea why.
Utilizing the shunshin, you project yourself forward, towards a nearby surviving rooftop- you stumble slightly on the footing change- but you break into a run.You put all your energy into running- you need to get out of here before any of those people notice you, or you’re toast!So you run-And run--and run.You decide Tsuki’s house is probably a safe place to hide- or at the very least, it’s far enough away that they won’t follow you. You need to check up on her, anyhow.Your first obstacle is the stairs- but by this point, it seems likely nobody is following you- that you notice, anyway.Making your way up the stairs, you can see the smoke still billowing off the Hokage building- and other places in Konoha as well. Everyone’s so disjointed, it’s impossible to tell if Konoha has the upper hand or not…. But you didn’t see any Ame or Suna shinobi on the way here, at least.As you round the last corner, though, that small hope is extinguished.Tsuki’s house, the Norihime Manor, lies in rubble before you.Shit. What in the hell happened here?Where is Tsuki….?
>>762623>tsuki's mansion is a smoking fucking crater>tsuki is wandering konoha drenched in the blood of an s-class ninja
>>762623End thread. Thanks for running Wargle.
Anons, It's time to determine some things. I'm going to call for a few rolls, though I'm not going to tell you what they're specifically for.Sorry.Roll me 1d100, first three, to start.
>>762652>Only 2 hoursIt has just begun
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>762657Survival rolls
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>762657AWOO!
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>762657
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>762657
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>762657
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>762657oh boy
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>762659Weird. He usually only ends posts without continue or what dos at the end of threads.>>762657That's why, I suppose.
>>762664>>762669>>762670...Please be for Akatsuki.
>>762664>>762669>>762670S H I THIT
>>762666patience, my dear anonalso, nice satan trips
>>762685Missed the 4.>>762676
>>7626713 seconds late.fuck
Anotner one bites the dust.
>>762696my money is on Sasori still being nearby and our biffed rolls means Nori gets spotted
>>762699My first thought as well.
Trade off then.Nori and Tsuki see the other's father die.
>>762664>>762669>>762670someone just died
>>762699I was thinking they were for Minato's fight. Since we're not going to hear what the rolls are for right now and Nori won't figure out how that fight went for a while too.
Well then, my lovely players always live up to my expectations~I would also like you to roll me a 1d2A d2 he says?Yes, a d2. First 5, majority rules.Time to make things ~interesting~
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>762719Oh my
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>762719Please be gentle.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>762719oh boy...
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>762719RIP
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>762719Rip Minato. Or maybe Danzo.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>762719Don't ya dare kill dad!
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>762719
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>762719It's not Minato, it's either Hinata or Naruto. Quote me on this when we find out which one's dead.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>762719I am frightened
>>762739Nah, it's going to be Minato, Jiraiya, or Danzo that die first.
>>762748I have a feeling this is the biggest one. RIP Minato
All according to plan~ Now, before I resume writing, I need one more roll.Gimme a d4. First duplicate wins a special prize!
>>762751>implying it isn't both Minato and Danzo meaning we have a gigantic perv in the form of Jiraiya in chargeGet ready for all the hot springs to lose the gender restrictions
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>762764Who gets to see snek uncle?
At least I hope whoever dies, dies smiling. EXcept Akatsuki and Sound. Seriously fuck those guys.
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>762764
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>762764
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>762764
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>762764Farewell Minato, we hardly knew ye.
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>762764what's in the box, wargle
>>762764WHAT COULD IT BE
>>762773>>762787F is for Four
>>762787>>762773Now it's time to find out what the fuck this means
>>762787>>762773OOH I feel so special now. What do I get Wargle?
>>762787IS THAT A HIGH ROLL?IS IT A HIGH ROLL?!
>>762802>rolling high means that sasori runs forgot something in the wreckage and killed everyone
What did he mean by this?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT"S HAPPENING AND IT"S MAKING ME PANIC
>>762812It means something unusual happened.I'm sure he's enjoying us trying to figure out what that might be.
>>762812Did we accidentally Obito?
Shit goin' down!
>>762773>>762790Entrant number four is our winner!For making our story o-so interesting, I'm going to post an image. as a reward.Open the mystery box, and receive your prize!Don't open it if you don't want to know!^_^
> Rate 1 to 10Is Wargle at full mast?
>>762850I WOULD LIKE TO PUT THE PRIZE BACK IN THE BOX
>>762850I don't know who that is. I also don't follow any naruto other than this quest so I probably shouldn't have expected to know.
>>762850why is he young.WHY IS HE YOUNGWHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN
>>762850scurred to check
>>762863Reverse google my friend.>>762850RIP
>>762850WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE?! WHY ISN'T HE OLD AS HELL? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!I WANT OFF WARGLE
Who dafuq is that? A relative? Or a younger...
>>762850Oh noIs that who I think it isIs nori about to be sneked by the first?
>>762850He looks cute. :3
>>762850Did we just fuck up the space-time continuum?
>>762879Reverse search the image.
>>762850the curious case of hiruzen sarutobi
>>762895inb4 Wargle does the infinite summer thing from Haruhi
I will now resume writing.I thank you all for endeavoring to make our little tale more interesting than it could ever be on my input alone.
>>762885Or you could just answer the question since you seem to know you tool. For those of you playing along at home, it's Sarutobihttp://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Hiruzen_Sarutobi
>>762906I didn't wanna spoil it for the anon that was afraid to look.
>>762885>>762895>MONKEY MAN GOT SNEKED OR WORSEoh no
>>762850Oh, please let it be a young Sarutobi here to kick ass and live up to the title God of Shinobi.I would adore watching Hiruzen school Pein in ninjutsu.
So either Ganked and Edo'd or Minato timefuckery.To be honest I'm not quite sure which is worse.
Just to throw a bit more gas on the fire.And because the mods don't give a shit.
>>762917This is after we rolled a 28.>>762915>>762920He is just dead anons. Wargle felt like using the pic so it wasn't super duper obvious.
>>762921Taunting the mods is never a good idea. They may give a shit just because of that.
>>762929We can't be sure until we see the postIf he did get ganked then there is literally no way to stop orochimaru from fucking everyone who isn't pain
>>762921now now anon if there are to be lewds please keep them appropriate and relevant to our character.
>>762921>Taunting modskekEnjoy your perma ban
>>762921That pic was supposed to be spoilered...meh.
----------------------CHARACTER CHANGE!You are now playing as [TSUKI NORIHIME]ROUND THREE!FIGHT!-----------------------------(Tsuki is currently around 20% Chakra reserves)Intent on hunting down Danzo, you decided to head towards the Hokage’s last known location- the Hokage Offices. You had nearly arrived when there was an audible explosion- from what you could see, the roof had collapsed inwards.There had been a purple barrier there before, likely where the Hokage was- but it’s gone now, with no indication of the cause. Did the Fourth manage to break out? Well, no matter; you still need to find Danzo. Even if Minato is no longer there, the Hokage building should still have been his destination….So, you continue on. Up close, the devastation of your hometown is much than it initially looked. Shinobi of all factions lay dead in the street, with several buildings and homes either partially destroyed or entirely leveled. It turns your stomach- these homes likely didn’t have safe bunkers or places to hide….It passes quickly, but the thought remains, before your outlook begins to change it ever so slightly, the more destruction you witness.These people, these Akatsuki…They were targeting civilians. This isn’t some war between shinobi- this is a targeted attack against your home, with the intent of destroying it outright, or doing enough damage to cripple it forever.You’d been pondering Suna’s motives since the attack began- but this is so extreme, you cannot imagine Rasa agreed to this. Maybe he is more brutal and heavy handed than you initially perceived, but Itachi-sensei seemed to respect the man. His grievances with Konoha surely couldn’t have warranted this….Making a sharp turn, you enter what seems to have been another battlefield. What looks to be gold dust is scattered about in varying quantities- but there doesn’t seem to be a body.Still on high alert, you continue upwards towards the plaza of the Hokage’s offices….
>>763097I figured out what the formatting issue is- 4chan is adding additional spaces.Interesting. I'll watch for it from on, should only take a couple seconds to fix on each post.
>>763108I wonder why everyone's updating their shit and making it stupid. Android was updated and now it does a bunch of shit like moving the cursor on its own so it messes up your typing even more than mobile usually does, my sister keeps complaining about her Iphone getting an update that just complicates everything, and now 4chan autoformats. I don't see why everyone is ignoring the KISS rule, it works.
>>761831>Naruto doesn't know how to make shadowclones.
>>763158Well he only learned it in canon because he was a gullible little shit.
>>762520Danzo even said when we brought it up "Honestly it was better off gone, we were jackasses."nuRoot is the deniable assets that get killed off when cau
>>763158>>763170I still find it amazing that this is ostensibly a naruto quest where we haven't had 10 lines of dialogue with the yellow headed bastard.
>>763150Anything that gets money from investors or the public will generally try to add shit in hopes of "keeping it fresh" so to speak. The idea is that adding or changing things keeps people interested, but it always overlooks the fact that people who use it regularly often have no desire for arbitrary changes that they have to reaccustom to.
Norihime brand coffins?
>>763200Incinerators anon, graveyards waste valuable real estate space and lower moral as they fill
>>763200While a great idea, I don't think profiting from people's misery and death would be good.Maybe next year.
>>763200I like how you think. It's on demand. The market is hot and most likely on fire. So monopolize on it as soon as possible. We can even give free samples for the Kage.
Tsuki will never again walk the same halls that her mother once did.
>>763208They also act as a source of power for any half-competent nin interested in genetics or Totally-Not-Necromancy-Guise-Honest.
What greets you is nothing short of the sight of a massacre. Bodies are everywhere, with bugs seemingly buzzing about in large swarms.Wait, bugs?Taking a closer look, you can see them- Aburame men and women, clad in black, controlling the bugs.The bugs seem to be crawling over the living as well- including Danzo, who you spot near several Hyuga and Aburame men, who are sharing conversation.“Danzo!” you call out, running to his side.The old shinobi slowly rises, ceasing his conversation with the Aburame.“Tsuki. Stop.” Danzo commands.You immediately stop, but shoot him a quizzical look. “We’re dealing with Orochimaru, among several other hostiles adept at controlling people and changing shape. I need you to answer a question that only you would know.” He explains.You cock your head to one side. “Alright, I understand.”Danzo’s face softens. “What is the name of the companion I gave you when you were just a little girl?”“Yume, of course.” You reply without a second thought.Speaking of Yume, had he been in your room…. Along with Ebsiu-sensei’s belongings?Not for the first time today, you feel like breaking out in a string of expletives- But as usual, your common sense prevails. It would be rather unseemly to do in front of an audience, anyway.Danzo’s smiling face greets you as the thought passes.“Sorry about that, cannot be too careful. However-”His face hardens again.“I believe I told you to stay at the manor?”“The manor is gone.” you state simply.Danzo’s face pales, and you begin to explain what happened...
>Yume got destroyedGg guys this quest was good while it lasted.
>>763230I like this. Tsuki is all "so you see technically I never went against your order at all!"
>>763237>>763238No way our main maid didn't save Yume
>>763230>Yume's goneWell it was a good quest Wargle, I really enjoyed it. Thanks for running, I hope the next one is just as great.
>>763237Time to learn impure world resurrection.
Yume dead too grimderp now. Wargle ultimate edge lord. Wargle the edgehog.
>>763217PR you daft bumpkin.Profiting off death does terrible things to your PR unless you deliberately keep your role low key, and your prices so low that it's seen as an act of generosity.>>763230>Yume is killIt was truly the greatest loss Tsuki could have suffered.
>>763261It's just as bad as 40K!
Well.This quest was good while it lasted, but the pointless death of established characters who are integral to the story and the protagonist' main squeeze just sent this in a direction I'm not willing to follow.
>>763267Also most of the corpses are cremated.
>>763230Wait, Yume kept the Four Beasts and the Moon Lady from messing with our heads while sleeping.Are we screwed now?
>>763267perhaps a dummy corporation?
>>763288Nah, no way we have that many maids and butlers and none of them save our shit.
>>763237Tsuki's emo phase begins now!
>>763281Main "Squeeze"I had a sensible chuckle.
>>763288We're gonna enter dream space and all 5 of them will be sat there really, really not impressed. Though I have an idea. At a convenient time we go too the moon to find out what Moon Lad is all about and then see what the bunny's have too offer/why should we take there contract. Though the bunnies aint Kaguya im 99% it will force the 4 Spirits to play their hand and provide us with a counter offer ending this madness once and for all. We either take the bunnies ourselves or if we pick one of the 4 then Moon boy gets the bunny summon. Everyone wins. I just want the Four Spirits to give a case rather than just telling us to ignore kaguya because its all he says/see says atm
>>763281>>763311Oh damn I didn't get it the first time
>>763322I'm still hoping to redeem moon hitler at some point.
>>763322S T O P
>>763329>Redeeming literal evil autismKeeping dreaming, Anon.
>>763329>Literally saying you want to redeem HitlerThere are a couple holes in your logic there, boss. A lot of holes, actually.
>>763335This quest has been pretty canon-divergent already, nothing says that Kaguya is going to be the intractable evil that she was in canon.
>>763329Likewise but we shall see. Could be nice if instead of a boss fight it's a talk down or something Wargle Plans
>>763339Bunny did nothing wrong.
>>763329I'd be game to try and redeem the MILF villain.
Goodnight thread. Thanks for running, Wargle. And don't mind this image, just the TRUE best summon.
>>763343I'm not saying that, I'm just saying that maybe she could be convinced to not deem all humans scum.
>>763343Ok I think we can agree the bunnies are ok, if misguided but we'll see about kaguya. While she MAY be Hitler I don't think people would argue the Germans/bunnies were all evil.
>>763353Obviously Tsuki and her waifu are above the unwashed masses.
>>763352bro, do you even best summon ?
>>763366>Tsuki attempts a summoning>ends up with a tentacly monstrosity/eldritch abominationy kind of thing.
>>763378It's just Momma Moon Presence paying a visit to her favorite kin-blood.
>>763378this was discussed before, we just haven't seen a way to get a contract with such a thing yet in character...maybe when we get to the 4 beasts and kaguya making their offers a third party will show up to the negotiations.besides, something probably lived on the moon before kaguya and her bunnies.
>>763378>Tsuki's summon is some sort of lovecraftian nightmare that frays the sanity of all that see itI'd be good with this.
>>763392Man if we can get old ones summons>Tsuki of the Stars
>Not suggesting Tsuki inherit best summon
>>763395Sky Whales or just Whales in general would indeed be best summon.Mostly because we can go full Outsider.
>>763395BITCHES DONT KNOW ABOUT MY SKYWHALES
>>763394well, amygdala has lasers that are basically stellar release... and ebrietas has that star laser thing
>>763394They have Sharingan on the insideGood tsuki knows to fear the old blood
>>763398Well, we ARE one of Orochimaru's experiments.There is a not-insignificant chance that he used some of Kaguya/Moon/Great One-expy essence.
Money clone jutsu when?
Ebisu best summon.Too bad it ded.Like yume.
“….and that’s more or less all of it.” You finish.Danzo’s stoicism is remarkable, all things considered.“Collecting tailed beasts… is that their true objective? If so, keeping the Takigakure girl with you at the manor was a smart choice, Tsuki. It’s a shame that the manor is gone- but your father will surely rebuild it, in time. As for the men you faced…”He sighs, then smiles.“You did a good job, Tsuki. A shame he left no proof of his demise, but who knows? As for the other one- Sasori of the Red Sand. It’s for the best you didn’t engage him fully- there are few that could make his record. Even Yoru’s machines proved no match, in the end.”“So- what are the state of things here? ….and what’s with the bugs?” You ask, giving the insects a fierce glare.Danzo laughs.“These are one of the Aburame clan’s special breed of insects. The can drain the chakra from objects of all sorts- and even grant you some of what’s left. These men and women are collecting the chakra of the fallen; not a pleasant task, but we need all the energy we can get. Besides, the Aburame are unique in their skillset- they don’t mind the type of work they do, generally. If they ask, I’m sure they’d be happy to supply you with some.”“As for the situation….”His face turns grim.“Several of us were fighting strange men seemingly under the control of Hanzo the Salamander. He has… somehow… gotten his hands on the Rinnegan. As such, he can control several people at once, or so we think- the exact powers of the Rinnegan are very vague and lost to history. We were able to destroy one of them- a machine, of some type or another. The other had several summons that seemingly didn’t end- even after defeating them. In the end, the battle was interrupted by the arrival of Hiruzen, and the explosion on the top of the Kage offices.”“The Third was here?” You question. The brief time you had spent with the living legend had been pleasant, though you weren’t sure how his retirement had impacted his abilities.“Yes, and he brought the Aburame with him. This ended up being our saving grace- when the barrier went down, we lost track of the Fourth and his assailants- while Orochimaru and the winged woman- Konan, I believe he said- joined the battle. Unsurprisingly, Orochimaru used a forbidden technique… one I believed even he wouldn’t utilize.” Danzo explains.
>>763410What did he do?
>>763416the OL' SPICY KEYCHAIN
>>763416The Rusty Trombone.
Your expression gives Danzo the impetus to continue.“The Impure World Reincarnation Technique- one of Lord Tobirama’s forbidden techniques. It brings back the dead- as slaves to the summoner.”Such a thing is…. possible? It boggles the mind that chakra could do such a thing- and the possibilities it has…“But who did he-”“The First and Second Hokages. Hashirama and Tobirama Senju.” Danzo remarks.You suddenly feel very, very cold.“Thankfully, they aren’t anywhere near the ability they possessed while alive- we’d all be dead, if that was the case.” He says that very matter-of-factly- and for good reason, you suspect. “The Aburame were able to force the woman Konan to flee- and Orochimaru quickly followed suit. However- Hiruzen followed them, along with Jiraiya and your teacher, Itachi.” Itachi-sensei….“Unfortunately I’m not as strong as I used to be- and probably overexerted myself.” Danzo complains, resting his non-metallic hand over his right eye.“Otherwise, I would’ve went with them. We cannot let them run loose, Tsuki.”Indeed. It’s troubling that they were able to escape- as well as the fact that the Fourth’s location is currently unknown.As always, there’s just too much you don’t know- and it’s infuriating. “The Aburame are slowly restoring my chakra, so that I can give chase. I can tell you’ve been through a lot- even if you hadn’t explained. If you wish, the two of can try to right these wrongs together. I… would recommend taking a small rest, and allowing the Aburame to do their work, though.”Again, you give a side-eye to the beetles crawling among the corpses of the fallen.It’s…1. Gross, no way!2. Gross, but necessary. 3. Somewhat intriguing, if you’re being honest.
>>763416He performed a dirty sanchez.
>>763444>3. Somewhat intriguing, if you’re being honest.
>>7634443. Somewhat intriguing, if you’re being honest.
>>763416He farted on a man's balls.
>>763444>2. Gross, but necessary.Tsuki a 12 year old girl yo
>>763444>3. Somewhat intriguing, if you’re being honest.Only because biologically speaking they are indeed fascinating, we aint scared of no bugs, just please...dont touch the hair
>>7634442. Gross, but necessary.
>>763444>2. Gross, but necessary.Icky bugs are icky
>>763444>3. Somewhat intriguing, if you're being honestA true Norihime doesn't let personal distaste get between her and a potential source of profit.If we can ascertain a way to emulate the bugs' ability to leech chakra...
>>763444>2. Gross, but necessary. >3. Somewhat intriguing, if you’re being honest.She was repulsed before too but how about that practical use
>>763444>2. Gross, but necessary.
>>763444>3. Somewhat intriguing, if you’re being honest.Sometimes unseemly techniques are necessary to do good.Tsuki's proof enough of that.
Does Wargle combine popular compatible votes?
>>763444>>3. Somewhat intriguing, if you’re being honest.>>763459Yeah, this post is pretty much the entire reason I'm voting this. Potential for profit and invention.
>>7634442. Gross, but necessary
>>763473If it makes sense, I've been known to.A middle of the road answer here basically puts off the definite answer of how Tsuki approaches the Aburame's bugs to a later date.
>>763491Shino is not the right husbando
>>763496Shino is a pretty cool guy though. Probably. He doesn't talk much.
>>763454>>763444Changing too >2So we get a set piece of her personality. rather than putting it off
Mixture of two and three. Writing.
>>763496It's not like Tsuki is going to jump down his antennas here.
>>763503Shino's cute but probably not Tsuki's type does Tsuki even have a type yet
>>763496This isn't husbandoing Shino, this is attempting to invent something potentially awesome using his bugs.Besides, we need to pair Shino with Fuu anyways.
1st and 2nd jobbed again.Thank god.
>>763504Wait, wasn't 2 the middle of the road answer?
>>763510>Saddling Fu with Shino.Fuu is adorable and fun. Shino is boring and quiet. Just because they both have bugs doesn't mean they're a good pair.
>>763514Nah it means she don't really like bugs but understands their practicality and so won't hold it against them...just dont drop them on her
>>763516Shino may be quiet but I dunno about completely boring. Did you know he gets upset when he goes unnoticed? Cute. If my pal who is a fan of him were on we'd probably hear all of his positive points.
>>763510Fuu is a mite and Shino is a beetle. Just because they're bugs, doesn't they will get along.
>>763444>3. Somewhat intriguing, if you’re being honest.I smell profit!
“Danzo… I’m not sure what to think.” You admit.“A rare thing indeed from the heir apparent.” He laughs.“They’re bugs. Bugs are nasty and crawl all over you and bite you- but these ones seem quite useful, and a great asset to the Aburame, and by extension, all of Konoha.” you explain.“I think you’ll find the Aburame’s pets quite well behaved.” He laughs again.“But I can understand where you’re coming from. Especially for a young girl like yourself- bugs are bugs after all. But to the Aburame, they are a valuable resource, and an amazing tool. Insulting them would be unkind to our allies, even if you personally are not fond of them.” Danzo instructs.“Right- the Aburame are party of the Konoha family, like all of us. It wouldn’t be right to insult them over personal tastes.” You decide.“That’s a smart girl. Now, sit with me- one of them shall come by shortly to assist. Just try not to think about it too much.” Danzo says with a smile.Sure enough, one of the Aburame, Shino- a boy you recognize from your classes and his decent finals performance, approaches.“Ah, Tsuki-chan. A pleasant surprise to see you here- I had heard you were acquainted with Lord Danzo. My clan has always appreciated his guidance; he surely will steer you along the right path.” Shino says.His voice is somewhat passionless- he said it was “pleasant” to see you, but it certainly didn’t sound that way…“Did you wish for our insects to help you recover your chakra? We would be happy to help.” He offers.“...Sure. Thanks, Shino-san. Please do not take offense if I am… a bit nervous about this. It’s my first time.” You say,accepting his offer.“No need to be concerned, our insects are as harmless as we will them to be. It is because of this that our relationship works so well. Because it is your first time, I will bentle as possible, I promise.” He says in his low monotonous voice.“Uh… thanks.”Bug Treatment!1d100 to determine effectiveness/how Tsuki reacts.:'D
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>763582No whammy
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>763582Back to full
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>763582
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>763582at least he promised to be gentle for our first time
>>763582>Nat 1 >Tsuki goes afterglow and fries all the bugs off of her wasting all of her chakra
>>763582>All that innuendoMy mind is full of fuck and I love it.
>>763594AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABetter luck next time.
>>763594it's best of 3 right?
>>763599Yes, but Wargle doesn't do crits so it's a moot point anyway.
>>763598>>763599Yeah it's best of three. I know we don't do crits but thank god I wasn't faster
>>763582>>763594maybe he'll even walk us home gently
>>763608>That greentextI honestly couldn't tell if that guy was massively autistic or in denial over his waifu
>>763582>>763594>>763608A thought just came to mind.Isn't Danzo sitting right next to us? Hearing all this innuendo?
>>763594If this was in the first three rolls and crits were allowed, I would be totally fine with this based on the fact that the ensuing scene would probably be fucking hilarious.
>>763594He was too rough. We lost Chakra and Stam instead.
>>763618Well I guess Shino's dead. RIP.At least you got killed by Best Adopted Grandpa.
>>763627Well I mean that's one way to make yuri happen.
>>763627welp there goes my drink
>>763627The best ship.Oh well.
>>763633it's so big, I don't think it'll fit
>>763627>Yuri shitGood work though
I still kind of want Tsuki to end up with either Gaara or Rock Lee.
>>763627I really really hate yuri but this is admittedly cute and well drawn. this better be as far as it goes
>>763627O-oh.Keep up the good work, anon! I'll just be over here, writing.
>>763649I'm okay with Gaara. Lee is shit.Apparently Hinata and Tsuki make an adorable couple.
>>763655I've been fond of it, particularly after Tsuki comforted Hinata right after Ebisu made like a banana and blew the fuck up.
As it is, Hinata is the most organic pairing.Everything else is going to feel forced as fuck.
>>763660That's just your opinion, not fact.
You shut your eyes tightly.“This will help me recover.” you chant mentally, as the distinct sound of the bugs comes closer.Several of them begin to curiously crawl on your skin, followed by more as you don’t immediately react.Ugh… it’s so gross…. the bugs… are crawling on you…!Thankfully, the only outward sign of your wave of revulsion is a slight quiver.After a moment, though, you feel yourself growing stronger… bit by bit.Thankfully the bugs begin to slow their movements, and avoid your ears, nose and mouth. Finally, as they deplete, the bugs fly away- leaving you refreshed but exhausted in an entirely different way.(Your chakra reserves has recovered! You are now sitting at 50%)As the last bug flies away, you exhale in relief.“See, that wasn’t so bad, right?” Shino says. “Feel free to call upon the Aburame whenever it pleases you, Tsuki-chan.” With that, he walks off, presumably to tend to his insects or to help the others.“He seems to have taken a liking to you, Tsuki.” Danzo says with a straight face.You glare at him as hard as you possibly can without bursting a blood vessel.------------“Well, Tsuki,” Danzo says, rising from his sitting position, “That’s likely as recovered as we’ll be for now. I’ll let you decide- would you rather track down Orochimaru, or try to find the Fourth and his assailants? Either is an admirable goal- and plenty of your fellow shinobi will do their best to do both. Do not feel as if you are failing in your duties by picking over the other.”You…1. Wish to track down Orochimaru2. Wish to try to find the Fourth and his assailants.
>>763667>2. Wish to try to find the Fourth and his assailants.Too weak for Snek
>>763661"Facts" are just my opinions shaping the universe.You homosexual.
>>763667>2. Wish to try to find the Fourth and his assailants.Going after Orochimaru is exactly what that snake-bastard wants.
>>763667>2. Wish to try to find the Fourth and his assailants.No snek today, pls
>>7636672. Wish to try to find the Fourth and his assailants.
>>7636672. Wish to try to find the Fourth and his assailants.We've hit our limit three times in one day, we can't keep pushing our body like this.Time to start picking up the pieces.
>>763667>2. Wish to try to find the Fourth and his assailants.Hopefully we'll reunite team princess
>>763667>“He seems to have taken a liking to you, Tsuki.” Danzo says with a straight face.Hooray for friendship! yeah. friendship
>>763582>2. Wish to try to find the Fourth and his assailants.
>>763667>2. Wish to try to find the Fourth and his assailants.
>>763684also>>763667>2. Wish to try to find the Fourth and his assailants
Let's go find Minato!Yaaaaay!
>>763703Great we can finish the job if he's still kicking
>>763703Oh goodie Hidan will see us again and remember what he said folks?
> yfw all the hype for death was all about YumeFfff-
>>763712Yume was the most important character that shaped Tsuki into who she is today.Without him, she is lost.
>>763719more like doomed to having otherworldly creatures scrabble our brain
We're actually really useful in a fight against Hidan and Kakuzu. Kakuzu LOVES his massive AOE ninjutsu and Earth-based skin hardening, and Stellar is a good battering ram to counter that, and Hidan is pretty much immune to everything except being vaporised, which we happen to specialize in!Actualy HITTING them with anything will be difficult, but we're not in a Shikamaru situation where we have no ability to do serious damage, and we'll, hopefully, have Minato and Danzo keeping them busy. In all probability, I can't see us doing more than keeping some of the kikongo beasts busy, but that's still pretty good.
>>763724Now I want Tsuki to have a pair of those huge star-shaped glasses.Rimmed in pink to contrast with the teal hair.
“Let’s go find the Fourth. Surely he must still be in trouble, if-”“Lord Danzo!” an Aburame scout interrupts.“Yes?” Danzo says expectantly.“The Fourth has been spotted! He’s atop the Hokage monument- he seems to be fighting several Akatsuki members, sir- the two from before- and another- an Uchiha!” the Aburame man stammers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpQOqsFiO3YDanzo’s expression becomes stone.“Tsuki, let’s go.”You certainly wouldn’t argue with him.-----------------Danzo moves quicker than you think you’ve ever seen him move before- it’s almost a struggle for you to keep up.The two of you waste no time, jumping from rooftop to rooftop using the shunshin. It’s exhaustive- but this is serious. The Fourth is powerful, but the odds are stacked against him here.You scale the stairs leading to the monument in what seems like a matter of minutes. As you reach the top, both of you realize very quickly that far more is at play here than you were told- and it’s almost impossible to make sense of it.Kakashi and Itachi are both here- and they look awful. Behind them are Nori, Hinata and Naruto… and a body you identify as Rasa, the Kazekage.Normally, this would be enough to terrify you- before you see the others.Minato is definitely here, squaring off against two men- and there are two others, standing near Kushina, Nori and Naruto’s mother, and the Jinchuuriki of the Nine-Tails.Three of these men immediately stick out to you- One is tall, with a blue pigment to his skin. His fishy features are contrasted by his wide smile- Kisame Hoshigaki. On the other side of Kushina is Itachi’s cousin, Shisui. His arms are crossed, and he seems to be watching the fight intently.One of the men fighting the Hokage is foreign to you- he has strange eyes, and skin that seems like it’s been sewn together. Strange threads spill forth from his limbs at his leisure, and this doesn’t seem to bother him in the slightest.The other… is somebody you hoped never to meet again. You certainly wouldn’t ever forget his name or face- Hidan, the mad worshiper of the Blood God, Jashin.
>>763703Hypothetically, what would be peoples reaction to finding out that Tsuki has a summoning contract with The Old Ones/Eldritch Abominations/Lovecraftian Horrors be?
>>763778"So she's into tentacles then?"
>>763772really wishing we'd rolled higher on those chakra bugs right about now
>>763783"I thought she had a bug fetish..."
>>763772I thought Itachi went after Orochi with Jiraiya and Sarutobi?
Innsmouth Look can absorb Chakrathe Uchiha is an UchihaHidan is the safest one to engage
>>763788He went in that direction, but nobody saw him after that. Hence why Tsuki is very confused- all of this is either new or conflicting information.
>>763778Do we get a new dream buddy?
>>763799>"If you sign a summoning contract with us, we shall protect your dreams from all interlopers.">Tsuki signs>Dreams only about sunshineyhappyland from then on
>>763799Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Tsuki's Tsuki wgah'nagl fhtagn
We are all basically tsuki's subconscious, coming together and processing everything so that she can make a conscious decision. Which means that somewhere in the back of tsuki's mind, whether she realizes it or not, she's thinking things like>>763783>>763737>>763627How does this make you feel?
>>763810Various creatures keep entering her dream space and find themselves in an interview room, Tsuki wearing reading glasses and writing up contracts and asking them to sign her contract not her signing theirs. I don't work for you , you work for me.Anyone who tries to jump the que or doesn't submit the correct form must go to the naughty corner
>>763821No. Quit thinking with your dick.
>>763825This is also a thought that tsuki is having.She's fighting her own lewd urges, even now.>>763582
> It looks like a rabbit.> It looks like a cat.> Its cute> its an eldritch abominationThe perfect summon.
>>763833>but i'll take your virginity, momEvery time.
>>763833I love that image. No matter where I look, I find something to laugh about
Well the attack on konoha turned out to be a right clusterfuck!
>>763835It's entirely possible.In the context of anal, or if the person in question was adopted by a woman that wanted to be a mother.But alas.>Story development in my porn.
Kushina is just… standing there. They haven’t even bound her! Why doesn’t she escape? Some kind of technique?Your arrival certainly hasn’t gone unnoticed- Kisame’s smile has gotten wider, somehow, and he’s placed his hand on Shisui shoulder.“Looks like our last friend from the desert has made her appearance!” he laughs- though he still hasn’t even drawn his weapon. Shisui looks to you and Danzo, and his brow furrows.“Danzo Shimura. How kind of kind of you to join us for this bit of blood sport. Surely this is something you wanted to see happen for a long time?” The Uchiha sneers.“Uchiha mongrel. I should’ve known that you would come back to haunt us in the end.” Danzo spits.“Delightful as always, for a power-hungry, deceitful monster. Does your magnanimous Hokage know how much you hate him, how you’ve wished him dead at every turn?” Shisui retorts.His red sharingan then turn to you.“You even corrupt the next generation against him. After everything they did for you, by not locking you away to rot. Truly, no man is less loyal than Danzo Shimura.”“Everything I did, I did for the village, filth! I am loyal to my Hokage, always- Lord Tobirama’s will is absolute!” Danzo growls.Shisui just shrugs.“Tobirama’s been dead for nearly five decades, old man. Do you really believe that you’re carrying on his “legacy”? I thought the Third took that torch when Tobirama chose him over you.” Shisui fires back, a smile crossing his face nearly as wide as Kisame’s.Danzo pulls off his bandages and drops into a combat stance.“I’ll put you down like I should’ve done years ago, whelp.”This does nothing but amuse Shisui, who obviously doesn’t take Danzo seriously.“At least you kept my eye for me, this whole time. I’ll gladly remove it from your corpse, when we’re finished here. But-” The robed shinobi points to the ongoing fight atop the monument.“Nothing will be done until this business is concluded. Interfere-” the man draws a blade, and rests the edge along Kushina’s throat. “She dies.”“Come at me, or otherwise make my life difficult? She dies. Pretty simple rules to follow, even for someone as underhanded as you.” He sneers again.“I made a deal with our blonde wonder, here- and I keep my agreements. He agrees to fight Hidan and Kakuzu here fairly, and I won’t harm his darling family- I’ll even leave Konoha to its fate. If he wins, I’ll even surrender myself for judgement. If he loses, well, he dies. Quite the good deal really. Of course, if these rules are broken, as I’ve stated, our lovely guest will perish.”
>>763859Out of curiosity, what happens when a Jinchuuriki dies?
>>763867Depending on the seal, the Bijuu comes out angry as fuck, or the Bijuu explodes into ambient Chakra and reforms after a number of years.
>>763867Biju go away for a while, then reform in the world a few years later- generally a period of three years. This happened to the 3-tails in canon.
>>763867Nothing! Just like when a regular person dies.
Already spotted the issue with what he said. If Minato looses he'll take her away anyways.
>>763875Yeah.It's probably for the best that we mention that.Being a Merchant has some perks when it comes to reading between the lines when under pressure.
Is.is minato negotiating with terrorists? And actually giving in to their demands?
>>763875Did you spot the loophole where he never mentions what his comrades are going to do?It's not like he has the authority to command them.
>>763877I'm curious as to how this happened. I guess his family don't have hidden seal marks for him to jump to.
>>763879Oh look at that Minato dun goofed again.This is why we need Konoha great again.
We should kill Kushina while trying to kill Shisui.Konoha comes first.
>>763886but she's my favorite MILF
>>763888We should do our best to save Kushina.The trips demand that the MILF live.Fuck Konoha.
So...shall we point out to Shisui how he should not do that as it will mean the nine tails will be lost to them for a long, long time as it takes at least 3 years to reappear? Since we know in either case they will keep her anyways so she is effectively already dead.
Danzo is shaking with anger- you can tell, if nothing else, Shisui enjoys verbally attacking him. “Don’t interfere.” Minato says, his normally smiling face a scowl.“I can deal with these two. Just make sure the rest of the village is-”“Ah-ah-ah. I don’t think I’ll be allowing our new guests to leave- after all, they just got here! Besides, Shimura-san and I have so much catching up to do.Minato’s scowl deepens, but he says nothing in response, choosing to focus on the fight.Hidan, however, notices you from his recent perch on the 3rd’s stone head.“Hey, it’s that little bitch from Yugakure! Kid, I fuckin’ TOLD you that if I saw you again, you were fuckin’ DEAD. You were so scared back then- what happened, your little playtime adventures give you more of a fuckin’ BACKBONE? Don’t make me fuckin’ laugh. I’d sacrifice you to Lord Jashin in a heartbeat- but fuckin’ blondie here is a little bit more fun- he actually fights back! Hahahahahahahaha!”Immediately your skin crawls just from the sound of his grating, vulgar speech. You hate him. You want him dead- dead twice over, and buried beneath the ocean. You realize you too, are shaking.“Aww, little bluebird is shakin’ like a fuckin’ leaf! Wait- leaf? Kakuzu! She’s shakin’ like a fuckin’-”One of Minato’s kunai slashes open Hidan’s throat, blood gushing forth.Yes! Please, kill him!Hidan, however, just grumbles- catching his head and pushing it forward to compensate.A thread from the other man lances towards Hidan- sewing up his injury flawlessly. “Hidan. We’re fighting a Kage. Stop tormenting children for a few minutes, and focus.” He growls.“Bah, fuckin’ killjoy. If I ever actually see you laugh it might kill me.
>>763902Taunt Hidan!He's The maverick of the group that will mess things up for them.
>>763904No interrupting anon...not till Danzo says
What should you do..? The last time you encountered these men, you only lived through the experience because they let you go. Now…. that doesn’t seem nearly as likely. Hidan terrifies you, and from his collection of wounds, might be immortal. The others may not be as crazy as he is, but are likely just as strong, if not stronger.Danzo seems to have calmed down- he keeps looking over to Kushina, who is still just standing there with a blank look on her face. What did they do to her? Why does she just stand there, doing nothing? Is this another power of the Sharingan?The answer is just out of your reach....---------------------------------And we're gonna pause here for tonight, so I can get some fucking sleep. I will gladly reuse this thread either tomorrow or sunday (likely sunday) to finish up these wonderful adventures of Hidan and Kakuzu.@WargleQM for BUGSI'll see you lovelies soon~
>>763919Thank you for running, Wargle.
thanks for running Wargle
>>763919...I'm not saying killing Kushina is the correct choice but it is certainly a workable option.
>>763919sleep tight Wargle we wait with baited breath
>>763919mmm... mind controlled MILFthanks for running
>>763929Man if we picked Boy for Tsuki we could have taken her
>>763919Looks like Danzo plans on counter-mind controlling Kushina so she doesn't remain a hostage.
>>763941....think he's gonna...oohh I dunno...unleash the nine tails via mind control? Shisui Eye inception the idea "Kill Akatsuki" into her head so she goes full militant?
>>763230>>763410>>763444>>763582love from yurop
>>763919...Is Kushina actually a transformed shadow clone?
>>763627Behold Anon, Great Hero of the Leaf
>>767888Trips deem it so.Thats what we should call nu-ROOT. call it ANON, its like ANBU but better, ANON the every man, they are everyone and everywhere from the lowest laborer to the greatest ninja...ANON is there.
>>767916That's hilarious. 11/10 good work.
>>767916So what does ANON stand for?>Anonymous Ninja Operative Network?
Honestly I'll be happy if we get to see Kyuubi-Kunshina cutting loose before this is over.
>>769223I'm worried she's going to have some sort of implanted trigger to ruin everything.
I'm really hoping we do get pushed for ANBU placement, we've shown the loyalty, the skill and the natural talent for it. Plus with our release we could completely vaporize bodies leaving nothing behind, which is very useful.
Thread resumes at 9pm cst lads and ladies~
If Minato lives, which I hope, I suggest Tsuki gives him a very tough speech about trusting people.
>>772234The folly of leadership is the omnipresent certainty that, whichever way you choose, hundreds of others will be certain that their way is superior, and that yours was nothing more than the byproduct of an errant dart-toss.
When this is over, we're gonna rebuild Konoha better than ever before. Turn this place into a fucking hightech fortress, and plug all those snake holes Orochimaru uses. On the surface we're supporting our village after a major attack and helping to prevent a new one, underneath that we're securing a powerbase within the village security and command structure, winning hearts and minds, making ourselves EVEN MORE indispensable, making shittons of money, and perhaps installing a few 'fail-safes' 'just in case'. To be the Hokage you need two things, the respect and adoration of the people, and the power to defend the village. Right now Minato isn't doing so great on either, and we're poised to grab both in massive amounts. In all the discussions about neo ROOT, it appears we'veforgotten the BEST situation, to be the commander of ROOT, AND the Hokage! To be both the darkness and the light! TSUKI FOR HOKAGE 2016!MAKE KONOHA GREAT AGAIN!
>>772616They're not gonna make a genin the hokage that fast, or at all. We need to be jounin level before we can do that.
>>772616the respect and adoration of the people, and the power to defend the village. Right now Minato isn't doing so great on eitherI know we like to shit post but he is pretty well adored by the people and is literally a living legend who can and has wiped out entire attacking forces by himself. He is a happy go lucky and carefree guy on the outside but he is still powerful and well liked.
>>772640>>772799The village is in ruins and shitloads of people just died. I'm not saying everyone will hate him, but he obviously WASN'T strong enough to protect the village, and it kinda WAS his fault this happened. He's on the down swing right now, maybe he can turn it around, but I think this could be the zenith of his popularity.Meanwhile, Tsuki's got nowhere to go but up, I'd say she's well on he way to 'village mascot/idol' status already and rebuilding the village will boost that massively. Minato's not going to step down today, unless he dies, and Tsuki's not going to be Hokage tomorrow, but we're already top candidate in our year, and looking to eclipse the previous generation as well in a few years. What we should be aiming for is Minato stepping down or dying in a few years and Tsuki being more popular and more powerful, at least politically, than Itachi, Kakashi, or any remaining Sannin. That's totally doable. In the meantime we just need to prepare the scene so we don't take over in the middle of losing a world war.
>>772863It really wasn't his fault. Also becoming the Village Idol seems like a bad idea.
>>772892Technically this wouldn't have happened if he hadn't attempted the joint exams idea, but at the same time it's not unreasonable to suppose that his countermeasures would have gone far better had Akatsuki not shown up, which wasn't a reasonably forseeable development, unlike the betrayal of the Sand and Sound which he must have prepared a contingency for.
Why would Tsuki want to be Hokage? She's a bit power mad yes but I doubt she would want to waste her time hearing the complaints of the people and filing papers all day. Trade empire is the way to go.
>>772961Didn't her ideas run more along the lines of being the real power behind someone else? Or just being advisor instead of actually becoming Hokage herself?
>>772987>>772961Tsuki's a sneeki briki
>>772987Yes. An advisor with strong influence is much better.
>>772927Fact is that all the hate is going to go them, not to Minato.Minato is the one who immediately went to fight them off.Basically it will be seen as Minato being the good guy and them abusing his trust.The balance of power will shift so ideas closer to Danzo and ROOT's will garner a lot more support, due to war and an attack on Konoha.But Minato is still a hero here, yes he did wrong by not preparing for shadowruns in fucking ninja cold war, but then again who could have predicted this clusterfuck, let alone planned for it?He isn't gonna lose popularity for this, he's a war hero, people are gonna use him as a pillar for the reconstruction and preparations for retaliation like people are apt to do after terrible attacks on their own soil.
I vote we set Hinata up too be hokage while we become her Danzo. She is the sunflower, we are the moon. It fits so well
>>773050Nope. She's going to be the head of her clan and I don't think most people would like any of the clans' heads to be the Hokage. Too much power for one person.
>>773068I think all the hokage's were at one point the head of their clan. Not sure about the fourth but it makes sense for the third and I know the first and second lead the Senju clans.
Well Wargle's 3 whole minutes late, time to pack it in boys, he's dead
Fffff-Got work early tom. Can't stay up for this. Alright guys make sure someone dies tonight okay? Don't fuck it up.
>>773572Understood fuck up as often as possible.
>>773572We will drown the world in failed rolls and terrible shipping.God will weep.
What should you do..? The last time you encountered these men, you only lived through the experience because they let you go. Now…. that doesn’t seem nearly as likely. Hidan terrifies you, and from his collection of wounds, might be immortal. The others may not be as crazy as he is, but are likely just as strong, if not stronger.Danzo seems to have calmed down- he keeps looking over to Kushina, who is still just standing there with a blank look on her face. What did they do to her? Why does she just stand there, doing nothing? Is this another power of the Sharingan?Moments seem to pass like hours as the fight between the Fourth and the two Akatsuki members, Hidan and Kakuzu continue. You’ve been watching closely- or at least as closely as you can. The biology of these two Akatsuki members is certainly bizarre- Minato scores several hits on both men, but neither seem particularly perturbed- Hidan even seems to grow more excited with every wound landed upon his body. Neither man has laid a single blow on him- but there’s something else bothering you about this-Minato isn’t fighting to his full capacity. Normally, you would expect him to use his trademark ability, the Flying Thunder God, much more often- but he hasn’t used it at all. In fact, he seems content to reduce it to merely a Taijutsu contest… something is definitely wrong.He *should* just be able to teleport to his wife, is she has a seal- at least, that’s your understanding of the ability. You hate making decisions without knowing all the factors at play- and right now, you know almost none. You can only hope that whatever Danzo is planning will prove effective...Unfortunately, it seems Shisui is expecting some sort of interference. His eyes haven’t left Danzo for more than a second at a time, while Kisame is looking at the others across the monument- the Uzumaki siblings, Hinata, Kakashi…. And Itachi-sensei. Both of the Jonin look particularly frustrated, likely feeling powerless in this engagement.You…1. Trust in whatever Danzo is planning.2. Try to think up a new plan on your own.3. Try to convince Danzo to let Minato handle this.(Sorry I'm late folks. Here to stay now <3)
>>773658>3. Try to convince Danzo to let Minato handle this.Don't LIKE this idea...but I'm not sure Danzo is going to improve this situation.
>>7736581>1. Trust in whatever Danzo is planning.But don't sit there like a melon either.Maybe ask shisui why he hates Danzo so much? What was it that made someone as renowned as him betray the village? What happened too you?Get him monologueing
>>773658>1. Trust in whatever Danzo is planning.
>>773658>1. Trust in whatever Danzo is planning.Danzo.. is probably the right choice?
>>773658>1. Trust in whatever Danzo is planning.Okay, robodad, I have faith that this isn't some fucked-up suicide run for you.Please don't become Dead Mentor #2.
>>773658>1. Trust in whatever Danzo is planning.also, Minato's gonna get himself killed not going full speed.
>>773675Why can't you quote correctly?
>inb4 danzo kills kushina
>>773658>3. Try to convince Danzo to let Minato handle this.There must be some reason Minato isnt going full teleport all over the place that we dont know about. Lets not make an uninformed decision against orderes from the hokage.
>>773658>3. Try to convince Danzo to let Minato handle this.
>>773658>3. Try to convince Danzo to let Minato handle thisThe Hokage has a plan.
>>773658>1. Trust in whatever Danzo is planning.I trust in the nanodanzos (danzomachines)?
Thing is while it may seem like letting minato do his own thing is smart, we'd have to tell danzo not to some how.Which means the enemies would see/hear it, which means they might do or say something, which means minato might be distracted, which means bad things could happen to everyone.
>>773658>1Focus on recovering chakraMaybe mention how if they kill her they loose the nine tails, you already lost the Seven tails, you can't afford this one either. Secondly hey shisui why so bitter man, come on
Trusting in DanzoWriting.
>>773742In no other Quest would this be in any way a sensible option.
>>773759I kno right?
>>773759Remember how hard we all lost our shit when he was revealed to be our trusted manservant?
$20 says Danzo's plan will be deny them the VIP. This whole thing stinks Minato is already dead he just don't know it and we have a clear shot at denying them another one of their objectives. Minato ain't gonna be allowed to walk away from this, they failed to snatch Chromie so they won't miss the fox. Kill her deny them their prize
>>773806Rrrrright. I'm sure killing the wife of the Hokage is a good plan and everyone will understand, of course.You're dumb.
>>773817I'm saying I bet that is Danzo's plan. Not ours you Muppet. Dear God we can't kill nori's mum!
>>773806It is a path he definitely would have considered seriously however theres also the fact that as the former leader of root, he probably had access to classified intel on the akatsuki members so he can better form a plan.
>>773817It's Danzo, the fucking ex-head of ROOT.He is entirely about ends justifying the means; any argument based on consequences generally goes right out the window where he's concerned.In canon, he literally tried to kill the Hokage because Danzo thought he was making Konoha weak.
>>773806While we're talking about Nauto and Nori becoming orphans, can we talk about how Jiraiya was the worst fucking godfather in canon. like holy shit he was bad.
>>773840He's the king of running away from being an adult
>>773801It's what actually got me to read the quest.I saw that bit in the 3rd or so thread and suddenly started to go read the archives.
You decide to believe in Danzo- Minato might have something planned, but he’s the source of this mess. You cannot rely on him to make sound tactical choices anymore.If only you knew what going through their minds…Maybe if you could distract Shisui-“Shisui Uchiha.” You huff loudly- hopefully this act keep will his attention just long enough to allow Danzo to act…“I cannot believe you! Itachi-sensei always said such good things about you- how loyal you were to your clan- to the village! What changed? Why would you side with these criminals?” You scold.Kisame starts laughing.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuO1mAdvtdk“You are…. One of his genin, from the desert? I’m not surprised they stuck one of Danzo’s pawns at Itachi’s side, despite all their prattling about “loyalty” and “acceptance”. In fact-” Shisui’s eyes look you over, sending a chill down your spine. “You look just like the wife of that man- the one who denied Danzo the justice he deserved. Yoru Norihime.”Oh.Shisui’s smile has faded- the man looks almost devoid of emotion entirely.“Do you want to see the truth of this world, girl?” Shisui offers.You would normally never accept such a thing- but if it keeps him busy with his own memories….1. Yes.2. No.
>>773918>1. Yes.Not like there's much else we can do in this fight.
>>773918>2. NoDon't trust an Uchiha; except for Itachi or Sausage.
>>773918>2. No.No fuck you, whortless traitor.
>>773918>1. Yes.Might as well glean something from this before plans go into motion, and it'll be distracting.
>>773918>1. Yes.Distract him, distract him.
>>773918>1. YesLet's see where this goes.Besides, Danzo could use a distraction.
>>773918That picture is creepy as fuck.We've got the sharingan bonus...but this is Uchiha fucking Shisui. We'll never be sure our head is-...Son of a bitch. Moon Mom can probably help us with identifying traps in our head.
>>773918>1. YesNorihime ain't no bitch. We can handle this, besides it may buy time needed
>>773918>hand over soul gem.
>>773918>1. Yes>>773877Same for me. Saw the first thread and couldn't tell if wargle was retarded or good.
>>7739181.I'm assuming we're going to get genjutsued, but that's good. Maybe it will keep his sharingan busy.
You guys realize he's going to Tsukyome or however you spell it, right? It won't distract him either as it lasts literally one second.
>>773918>1. Yes.I hope he doesn't access our lewd thoughts towards everybody.
>>773956>Roll to listen without getting mind raped>1>1>1
>>773967Probably still up for debate, honestly.Or it's just a matter of opinion.Anyway, let's see how far down the rabbit hole we can go~Writing.
>>773978Only Itachi had that in canon, but it's not impossible for Shisui to have it I suppose.
>>773984ELDRICH MOON RABITS WHEN?Moon mom help us, where going to be sharingan´d
>>773999Question is will shisui learn we know about moon mom and what if he mentions it near zetsu
>>774020I know, right? Danzo can snap us out of it the second he is done with his thing.
>>773984>That ID nameBeonolad
>>774026I read it as beuno lad
>>774021Shisui's eye does the perm-implant command thing. If Shisui uses it, we're straight fucked. And considering what Shisui has done to Kushina to keep Minato in check, the same may happen to us.
>>774045And Danzo has his other eye, which likely means he has knowledge of it.
>>774052maybe not, after all kikashi had to train most of his adult life to figure out exactly what the fuck his eyes could do beyond the basic copy pasta function
>>774064True, but the perma-implant also takes a decade to recharge unless they have super cells.
“Yes, show me.” You say, defiant.“Very well.”Shisui’s sharingan activate….!You try to shut your eyes, but-The world around you melts away into darkness, leaving only you and the traitor, Shisui Uchiha.This must be some sort of Genjutsu, right?[Sharingan Defense Training! Roll to dispel the effects of the Sharingan! +15 to roll!] 1d100, first three.
>>774068well shit, I didn't know about that. Hopefully he has a different target in mind for that, though implanting some treacherous command in us would be pretty sneaky.
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>774086
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>774086An earnest prayer for clarity.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>774086Sensei training banzai
>>774094>70Maybe a little low
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>774086fucking uchiha
>>774094Well a 70 probably doesn't cut it.
Rolled 96 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>774086
>>774101Maybe the first roll with the +15? Wargle?
>>774103People voted for it.
>>77410370 is probably enough to avoid more than one degree of failure.So there's that.
>>774107No. Passive Buffs are always active, even if those who roll don't include it in the roll.70 is your roll.Writing.
>>774092>>774093>>774094we fucked lads
>>774101I mean, this is technically the first anon to roll correctly.Not that I mind failing here, though, and this argument ultimately boils down to being pedantic in hopes of it benefiting Tsuki.
>>774113That is with our training though. Like I doubt we are super fucked, but we aren't coming out of this the same person as before.
>>774117Fair enough. It was worth a shot.
>>774110Oh I know, I'm one of them
>>774123Yes, Tsuki will hate the eyeniggers like never before and release Danzo was always right
70 is not too bad we are not gonna be having a seizure on the floor but maybe an involuntary ahegao as shisui the teleporter mind fucks us. Because ain't he their best genjutsu person like.. Ever
>>774130Realize not release
>>774117Aww.... Oh well, 70's good enough. Hopefully.Don't wanna be that guy, you know?Is this finally gonna post?
>>774137Thank god only took like 15 tries. I've been having so much trouble with posting today, I don't know why.
>>774145 Probably something to do with the backend. I am on mobile and this page as an under bar at the bottom with advertisement, advertisement which is already blocked by my ISP which means that this shit is malicious.
>>774068That's just a translation error. It takes a long ass time ,but not years. Days at most. Danzo could use it every few hours. Good thing we have four people we know with sharingans who can attempt to un-mindfuck us, two of which can probably mindfuck us back to sanity if all else fails. I can't wait to wake up from the genjutsu a few seconds later and everyone but us killed eachother while we were distracted Or did they? Can we ever trust whether or not what we see is real again? At least we know Kaguya is real if we see her, since I'm pretty sure we're the only one who even knows she exists
>>774173We go full inception and never think we're awake yet
>>774192>"FOR THE LAST TIME TSUKI, YOU ARE NOT ASLEEP!!">"YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87fBk2kvIVQYou mentally struggle against the weight of the Sharingan, to try and free yourself from the Genjutsu before he takes complete control. You feel it retract- slightly. The illusions remain, but you are able to move under your own power.Shisui still stands across from you, unmoving. When he speaks, his voice surrounds you on all sides, coming from everywhere at once.“Itachi wasn’t wrong. At one time, I would’ve done anything for my village. For my clan. I saw the seditious sentiments of my kin long before Itachi did, but was unable to convince them of anything. However…”Images flash through your head, and dominate your vision. You cannot look away- and you cannot shut out Shisui’s voice.“That began to change the day one of my most trusted teachers and mentors tried to murder me for my eyes. I had been completely loyal- serving Danzo, and more directly, Konoha, for as long as I had been able. Not once had I ever doubted his judgement- just as you haven’t, I suspect. I spied on my own brethren, reporting on their movements and schemes- all under the orders of the Hokage- at the advising of Danzo. However, when the time came to enact our plan, I instead found myself the one betrayed. He attacked me and nearly overwhelmed me- I was confused, and distraught. What could I do against him? He was highly respected, and held great clout within the village. If I killed him, I would surely be cast out, abandoned by those I loved- or worse. I eventually was able to fight him off- but not without losing my right eye. Putting him under a genjutsu, I fled- to Minato, the Hokage. Surely, he would protect me? I had done nothing wrong! I was loyal to my village!”These memories run through your mind, as if they were your own. Shisui working for ROOT, spying on the Uchiha- and being attacked by Danzo.“The Fourth told me that everything would be alright- that he would take care of it. I told him everything I knew about ROOT; including many things the Hokage was entirely unaware of. He gave me leave to hide outside the village, for my own safety. Danzo would be brought to justice, he said.”“Itachi still visited me, even when I was hiding. He was young, then- younger than you are now. Through him, I learned what had happened- ROOT’s disbanding, the outrage of my uncle Fugaku and the rest of the clan. But, Danzo had not been killed, imprisoned, or in any way made an example of- instead, he was living a peaceful life in the house of a wealthy merchant. Yoru Norihime. He had offered Danzo asylum- and used his wealth to protect him.The proceedings stalled- and Minato eventually caved, content that ROOT had been destroyed, and that Danzo would be no further threat.”
>>774284Time for Mr. Shisui's Wild Ride!
>>774284Shit, that legitimately sucks.Danzo should answer for this, but at the same time Shisui should understand that Minato's hands were tied at that point.Of course, we should listen to the rest of what Shisui says before making a decision.
>>774317It never ends
So far the only question I have was if he was about too enact Danzo's plan why change it at the last second?The mission, that's cool. Danzo getting away nigh Scott free, that's ok desu. But the change of plan.. Why nick the eyes shisui was loyal and would have done your plan anyways
>>774329Doesnt add up. Just because danzo was not prosecuted, he tries to blow up his old home and kill everyone.He can stuff his sharingan up his butt.
>>774329We kind of already knew most of this, just from a different perspective.However, Shisui isn't in the right just because he's clinging to revenge."Oh boo hoo, life wasn't fair to me!"I mean, did he lose an eye or his balls, huh?
>>774349>>774361That's kind of my point in waiting for the next part; I'm sensing a rather prominent "And so I decided to go bat shit insane" coming up.
>>774367of course, inb4 he's a double-triple-quadruple agent like canon Itachi
I think a better question at this point would be, so why must the entire village pay for the crimes of a few? Secondly you were betray and lost a fraction of your power, not killed. Danzo was booted out of council and root removed, not killed. Sounds equal too me so far. There's something more to this... You joined the Akatsuki, you chose not to return, why? Because that ain't it.
>>774361>did he lose an eye or his ballsCan we actually say this?
>>774417No need to rush. Let him monologue first.After all, we've got three whole days of Uncle Shisui's Naked Puzzle Basement Ticklefest in the dark, wrinkled crevasses of our brilliant Norihime mind.
>>774417We will live in infamy. Which is good, because we'll be SO FUCKING DEAD.Kinda worth it though. Maybe distract Kisame by making him laugh his ass off.
>>774417Let's not piss off the guy currently rummaging though our head until we have a good reason to, preferably when he doesn't have an iron grip on our mind.
>>774361>>774367>>774385>>774387I think there's more to it than that.I mean, from his perspective, he's not safe in his own home. From his perspective, Danzo is a traitor, and he got off with a slap on the wrist.Knowing that, how could he possibly come back and just expect everything to be okay? How could he be sure Danzo wouldn't try again? If that shit happened to Tsuki......maybe we need a softer tactic here? Point out how Danzo's changed, and that most people actually don't trust him anymore. He's still part of the village, but he's a pariah in his own home....maybe we can talk Danzo into giving the eye back? And maybe if you can forgive him, we can forgive you for helping an invasionary force try and take over the Leaf?Of course, this probably won't work, but we can at least say we *tried*.
>>774446his murder lots of people reaction is not justfied
>>774452Neither was Deidara's but that didn't stop people from arguing to redeem his psychotic ass.Just calm down and wait for him to finish his story, then we'll go from there.
>>774284What could have possessed Danzo to do something so conniving and stupid? Was he powering up for a coup d'état?
>>774284I have a feeling something worse is coming up.Danzo escaping punishment shouldn't be a reason to commit treason when everything else went just how he wanted it to. ROOT was dissolved, and Danzo was removed from Konoha politics.Politicians escape this kind of punishment all the time.
“I was beside myself. He had promised me that Danzo would be brought to justice- that he would be sealed away for not just my protection- but the protection of Konoha. After all- if he betrayed both his loyal subordinates and his Kage, who would he be loyal to? I would never be safe again- and that monster now held one of my eyes. Part of me considered killing him- or failing that, burning the damn mansion that kept him safe to the ground. But, I was weak- I had always believed that killing was to be the last resort, and thus I abhorred the taking of a life.”“So instead, I decided to leave. I snuck back into the village- either destroying or taking what been discovered of Danzo’s research into the Sharingan. The monster had been collecting them- for some purpose of which I was unaware. I knew that stealing from the village was a crime- but at that moment, I didn’t care. They didn’t deserve what he had taken- and neither did the clansmen who had bowed to the Hokage’s decision. I couldn’t even face Itachi as I left- I simply fled under the cover of night, never to return- or so I told myself. I considered suicide, for a time. I likely would’ve gone through with it, eventually- had HE not found me first.”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd-6xufizGg“A man long thought dead- the once great leader of my clan- Madara Uchiha. He listened to my story, and offered me salvation. He helped me understand that Konoha is a failed experiment- that no matter it’s original intention, it would only propagate the sins of those in power, and those who craved power. The Uchiha, he said, were it’s victims- we had always been distrusted and held at a distance since Konoha’s founding. The “equality” and “acceptance” espoused by the First had been abandoned by the Second, and by Konoha’s people. He intended to right his failed choices made long ago, in well intended ignorance. We- AKATSUKI- will bring a true and lasting peace to this broken, violent world!”Madara Uchiha- surely not. He had died at the hands of Hashirama Senju after the founding of Konoha- right? That’s what the textbooks all said….“This violence- this destruction- you claim to bring peace, but only offer more suffering! I cannot believe you would agree to this so readily!” You shout.“The opinion of an ignorant child. Yes- to enact our vision, there will be more pain. Konoha- and all other Shinobi Villages- will experience hardship before salvation and true, lasting peace comes. It will all be worth it, in the end… Peace. Everlasting Peace. A world where all people can live their lives without the lies and cruelty this world offers. This is what Madara Uchiha offers.”You…1. Chastise Shiusi for abandoning his family, and causing them more harm.2. Accept his goal, but denounce his methods.3. Reject his entire explanation.4. Something else [Write in]
>>774439I know its a bad idea but it'd be SO worth it just for the look on their faces.
>>774472>1. Chastise Shiusi for abandoning his family, and causing them more harm.You just ran away from your problems.
>>774472>1. Chastise Shiusi for abandoning his family, and causing them more harm.
>>7744724. Something else [Write in]"Wait, thats it? Did you lose your eye or your balls."
>>7744721. Chastise Shiusi for abandoning his family, and causing them more harm.>2. Accept his goal, but denounce his methods.Probably won't work but I don't see any of it flying. This is what we said to Moon Mom though. More or less.As for family, we know betrayal too, but we faced them.
>>7744721. Chastise Shiusi for abandoning his family, and causing them more harm.So he's basically doing about 90% of what he hates danzo for, except instead of doing it to a few people he's gonna do it major population centers instead.You're a great person Shiusi.
>>7744724. That's it! That's your reason for doing this! Waaaaaahhhh Danzo Stole my eye, boohoo! You. are. a. shinobi! Everyone has a traumatic story! Everyone has faced tragedy! You're pathetic! Did you lose your eye or your balls?
>>774497Think we need to chastise his methods too. He'll rationalize all the shitty things he's done as necessary for peace otherwise.
>>774491>>774498 You can just count mine as another vote for this
>>774472>3. Reject his entire explanation.
>>774472Adding to >>774486Fuck those Methods
>>774472This >>774491 more akin to >>774498
>>774472>2. Accept his goal, but denounce his methods.
>>774472>3. Reject his entire explanation.You wanted revenge so badly that your solution was to kill everyone EXCEPT DANZO? You were so against killing you couldn't take revenge against your most hated enemy, but INNOCENT CIVILIANS are fair game? You were so loyal you'd do anything for Konoha, so you immediately join UCHIHA MADARA? You want peace more than anything else so you START A WAR? You're such a coward you'd rather go insane and end the world than FACE THE RESULTS OF YOUR OWN DECISIONS? A COWARD LIKE YOU HAS NO RIGHT TO DECIDE THE FUTURE!!
>>774472>1. Chastise Shiusi for abandoning his family, and causing them more harm.he's become more like Danzo
>>774504Also, he fucking right here infront of minato and witnesses with a hostage.Why not just fucking ask danzo "why" while he has the upper hand and where he cant lie. Shisui can destroy his remaining rep before he kills him.I alsocant see this danzo doing all this without a very good reason. And i wanna know what that is.
>>774521Pretty spot on. Would like to add something like this.
>>7744724. Something else [Write in]Shisui listen too me I know betrayal too I admit not quite on that level.. I also ran but then I came back to face them stronger and better for doing so.As for your goal, your more like danzo than you like too admit, kill a few save alot and hang what other people think. Don't you see shisui by running away you've become the very thing that made you run too start with.I can't condone what your doing here but I call not reject your goal either
>>774472>3. Reject his entire explanation.Danzo betrayed the Uchihas because he thought they were a threat.Shisui's betraying his family, his village, starting wars, and causing massive amounts of death and destruction... because Danzo wasn't punished enough.
>>774521Add >>774491 at the end of this and it's perfect.
>>774531Eh. To be fair he's justifying it as for peace but...yeah his underlying issue is pretty much this. Probably worth calling him out on it.
>>774472>>774521>>774528>>774531a mixture of these get the point quite nicely
>>774491short, sweet , and to the point
>>774472>Reject his entire explanation
Anyone think he might be manipulated. That someone fucked with his memories and emotions to lead to his train of thought.
>>7744722. Accept his goal, but denounce his methods.This is my short answer
>>774523>>774461>>774348(It's worth mentioning that what Danzo did here is literally what he did in canon. Nothing has changed. Danzo, as a person, had no interaction with Tsuki, who was barely an infant at this point in the timeline. If you recall, Danzo only showed up at the house, and thus interacting with Tsuki and the rest of the Norihime staff, when Tsuki was roughly 2 years old)
>>774550he's just Madara's puppet
>>774531That might be why he started on this whole path but that's not the only reason he's doing it.It's stupid but it's sort of like he stubbed his toe and realized all of life was unfair because he didn't do anything to deserve a sore toe.He's now set out to make life fair and thinks he's got a way of doing it.The initial incident is stupid, but that doesn't invalidate the goal.
>>774472>2. Accept his goal, but denounce his methods.If equality and acceptance are to be brought back, then why have you harmed those who are fighting to restore these ideals? There is an opportunity here to right these wrongs without the death and suffering of innocents, but you reject it entirely in favor of a mad scheme to seize control of the world. Do you really think that this will bring peace to the world? A society where people embrace an ideal on pain of death instead of their own volition? I have faith that we can solve these problems without destroying the world order, we simply have to be willing to stand up and fight for it.
>>774553ahh, got it now. thx.
>>774472>2Good goal, wrong method, to unpredictable and it's far easier to monopolize and control public opinion without even looking like a bad guy, you should believe in capitalism not magic
Time to chastise an angry Uchiha.Please roll me another Sharingan Defense Check-1d100, +15 for defense training. First three.
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>774579git gud
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>774579This time, with passion!
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>774579
Rolled 9 + 15 (1d10 + 15)>>774579
Rolled 66 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>774579
65 God damn dice come on play ball.
>>774583Knew it. Being sassy does not work here.
>>774581>>774582>>774583whywhy we so scrub
Rolled 61, 9, 1, 17, 2, 84, 10, 17, 93, 19 = 313 (10d100)Alright, time to take the dice out for a walk and shake out some higher numbers.
>>774597Rolling too fast.
>>774597Out of practice>>774603Nice one!
>>774604Don't start that again. There is nothing behind rolling too fast.In another quest earlier today there was a 4 on a d100 and then one second later a 99.
>>774556I wouldn't give him that much credit. All he did on his own was steal research from Konoha and run away.He thinks that way because Madara indoctrinated him while his life was completely torn apart. Cults do the exact same thing: get vulnerable people looking for a purpose in life, then slowly take over their lives. Shisui's attacking Konoha because if he stops now, either the world won't get the salvation he's looking for, or the horrible things he's been doing weren't for the greater good.
>>774611My bad, four seconds.
>>774597We're a twelve year old trying to reason with a maniac?
Rolled 23, 52, 89, 21, 14, 55, 7, 76, 18, 33 = 388 (10d100)>>774603Damn those were some bad rolls, dodged a few bullets there. One more time to make sure we're at least safely in the double digits again. >>774611>>774616I've run an experiment before where multiple anons all roll at a designated time and we've ALWAYS gotten the same number at the same second. I'm pretty sure 4chan seeds the RNG by post time for every roll. We might be able to counteract it by using weird numbers of dice. Like 2 1d100s are the same, but what about the first 2 rolls of a 3d100 and a 7d100?
>>774621Oh I fully expect that to go badly no matter what. I was hoping we would't be constantly bitch slapped by his genjutsu though.It's fucking preposterous that we've had six rolls and the highest we got was a 55.MOON MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! HELP!
>>774628Maybe at that exact second, but rolling 1 second later means you get different dice. Rolling over a span on 18 seconds can get you anything.
>>774633Never know if he mentions the plan moon mom might chime in. Then the spirit beasts will come too and it's getting really crowded in Tsuki's head. Shisui will be confused as fuck.
Scrubby Dubby Doo.Writing.
we must have done something to offend the dice gods
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>774654There aren't NEARLY enough Lewd Tsukis in this thread!TSUKIS FOR THE TSUKI GODS!LEWDS FOR THE LEWD THRONE!
>>774661worth a shot
>>774452Never said it was. Meant to say it wasn't, but forgot about it since other people already did. Figured it wasn't worth saying.>>774453Yeah, yeah, low chance of actually working. Still doesn't risk anything. Besides, when the enemy controls the field, you gotta do something to take control of the field away.I know it's hypocritical of us to try and convince him that the Fourth has things under control when we think he's too soft, but I figured that even if it didn't work, it was worth a shot and didn't hurt our chances of trying other tactics. Low risk, low chance of working, high reward if it does work....wow, now that I think about it, the Fourth's softness is the only reason we're allowed to have Daddy Danzo instead of ded danzo.
Sharingan defense is worthless they said. Low rolls aside, this encounter proves why, if anything, we need more anti-sharingan training. There a whole clan of the eye niggers, aside from this major villian, and you never know which of the bastards is going to go Madara-ackbar next.
>>774687Not to mention Orochimaru.
>>774689True. I had forgotten he did the smart thing in a univere full of Uchiha and pimped his eyes. When one of the other members clan inevitable does go evil and we have to put him down, I will be very disappointed if we waste the chance to step up our own occular game.
Hey Wargle, I saw this thread, and it sounded interesting enough to pick it up.Between the OP images of ourselves I posted in 48 first by mistake, the first couple threads having a mix of Wild Tiger/Hiroshi Sato father, a fire+lightning release, and Fucking Danzo be our (surprisingly nice, and honest at that) mentor who goes easy on us and starts us out with forbidden techniques, and D ranks that already start us out with not fucking cats and actually outside the village?I'm fucking hooked.I'm on thread 7, I'm most definitely gonna try and power through this so I can actually participate in later threads.
>>774715Good on you anon, it's a great read for sure.
>>774664Is the the only lewd we got? What a poor offering
>>774739Scroll up and there is a gif of Tsuki and Hinata making out.
“I understand- you’re angry about what happened to you. But this- all of this- isn’t the right way! You’re destroying the family you once protected! Besides that, there are Uchiha in the village! Why must they be punished if they are your kin?!”“They abandoned me- but even so, the peace I fight for will be granted to all- including them.”“To be so high and mighty after you fled with your tail between your legs… I see none of the man Itachi praised within you now. Seems you’ve lost more than just your eye, Shisui.”The image of Shisui visibly scowls. “You dare blame a victim seeking peace for those who wronged him? I see what Madara said is correct- Konoha is beyond saving. Even somebody taught by my dear cousin is quick to cast condemnation, even when living beside such a monster.”He walks towards you slowly- again, you try to shatter the illusion, but have no luck in doing so.“I hoped some among you would be receptive- that upon learning the truth, you would understand. It seems I will have to resort to more painful-”The image of Shisui evaporates suddenly----------------------and you find yourself crumpled on the earth. Opening your eyes, you can see the immediate situation has changed whilst you were conversing with the rogue Uchiha.Kushina is similarly crumpled on the ground- but is no longer standing idly by Shisui and Kisame’s side. She- and Shisui- are surrounded by some strange, green chakra construct- which seems to have repelled an attack by Minato, who has moved a great distance from before. Kisame’s large sword, still wrapped in bandages, and been unsheathed, facing towards Danzo, who is still nearby.Kakashi and Itachi have moved as well, positioning themselves between Hidan and Kakuzu and the rest of the group.“I see you do not intend to play by the rules we agreed upon. Using my own eye against me- I would expect no less of you, Danzo. However- the defenses of my Susanoo are absolute, even against your powerful attacks, Lord Fourth.”“I have no intention of letting you harm my wife or my people anymore, Shisui!” Minato declares- and begins to shine with a strange light.What in the world is going on?
>>774715Great to have you aboard, anon. You uh, have fun with thread seven.*sweats nervously*
>>774755And end thread!
>>774755Yeah, didn't think chastise was gonna do it on its own. Shame, wasted chance to keep him playing with kid gloves.
>>774765Oh God please no not again.
>>774772Wargle is sustained by cliffhangers, same way other QMs are poweredby alcohol or despair.
You know Tobirama had a point I mean look at this emo edge chain, shisui manipulated by obito who is manipulated by madara I mean for fuck sake people.
That defence shouldn't be absolute.Maybe a tsuki beam can crack this nut.
>>774774The Lord Second did nothing wrong. The Uchiha literary are powered by hatred, murder, and theft.
>>774781If kushina is on the ground and he is too that means there is no bottom too it, just send a clone downstairs and us it right below him and between his legs
>>774774Almost everything that goes in wrong in the entirety of Naruto is the Uchiha's fault
>>774773Or coffee and feedback.
rubs my eyesI see I missed some real fun stuff
>>774782You know, that just got me thinking. The sharingan eyes develop obviously by preset bio-chemical/chakra conditions of duress and stress. Like theres no way for the eyes to know that the person killed is the uchiha's best friend, hence it has to be the extreme shock and sorrow experienced by the uchiha.Shouldn't this mean it might be possible for the reaction to be induced without resorting to murderhoboing. Say a Tsukiyomi performed on a youngster to experience the same thing.
You push yourself to your feet, trying to make a tactical analysis of the current situation.The immediate threat is Kisame, who’s advancing on Danzo.“I’ve been partners with Shisui for a while- long enough to know that little trick you just did is spent for a few hours. Any last words, old timer? I’m sure Shisui won’t mind if I take care of you.” Kisame says with a smile.It comes to mind you really haven’t seen him fight- and have no idea what his true capabilities are.The Fourth is fighting Shisui and his “Susanoo”- though he’s putting out some strange energy of his own. He also has some odd markings around his eyes now, which you didn’t notice before.Itachi and Kakashi are now holding off Hidan and Kakuzu, with support from Nori, Naruto and Hinata.This whole thing has devolved into quite the mess.You…1. Try to help Danzo fight Kisame.2. Try to help the Fourth with Shisui.3. Try to help the others with Hidan and Kakuzu.
>>774802>1. Try to help Danzo fight Kisame.
>>774797howdy howdy howdy, welcome to the shitshow you tired motherfucker
>>774802>1. Try to help Danzo fight Kisame.stellar should make short work of him hopefully
>>774804thanks, always glad to be here>>774802>1.Try to help Danzo fight KisameMaybe we can fry this fish
>>774802>3. Try to help the others with Hidan and Kakuzu.
>>774802>1. Try to help Danzo fight Kisame.Imediate treat.
>>774802>2. Stay on Shisui"Itachi never abandoned you! You abandoned them!"...uh, Itachi *didn't* abandon him, right? I'm kind of bluffing., here.
>>774802>3. Try to help the others with Hidan and Kakuzu
>>774800Because that worked so well on canon sausage.
>>774800Could be though eternal M. Sharingan can still only be gained by stealing a blood relatives eyes. Clan is probably inbred like the damn Hapsburgs, so I bet there is like a 20-30% chance killing a "random" clans mate would net you the because you happen to share at least half your genetic code with them through a few hundred years of every one fucking thier second cousins.
>>774802>1. Try to help Danzo fight Kisame.To be honest, if we have enough for our big blast I'm switching my vote to Hidan and Kakuzu. Because that is one of the few things that might kill Hidan for good.Kisame....I am less optimistic about. That sword is a fucking menace and it may eat even our chakra. Maybe even consider it especially tasty.
>>774815As stated by Shisui, and mentioned by Itachi a long ass time ago (30+ threads ago), Shisui left without ever saying goodbye to Itachi. He had no idea why he left, only just understanding what was going on at the time.
>>774802>3. Try to help the others with Hidan and Kakuzu.I don't think we can take Kisame.