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Oh shit nigger(s) it's the aftermath of Civ Thing and all the tribal barbarian God, Brock, has gone mad with unholy powers and is now threatening the lives of everybody in The Kingdom. An army of paladins was formed to destroy this dark god.

Your current protags is a group within that army. A party comprising of Holy skeletons, an orc paladin, a barbarian paladin, a golden dragon paladin, a cyborg goblin and two mustached guys. You are at the gate to Brock's unholy domain, what do?

Roll 1d100, who gets the highest number is the picked action.

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>749863
Inspect the army and troops at our disposal
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>749863
Punch selves in faces
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>749863
Party screen.
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>749863
Woohoo

Punch selves in face for morale
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>>749867
Ah yes, morale building
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>749878
Holiness Intensifies. Powerrrrr uuupppp!
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>749878
Climb the stairway to heaven
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>749878
Inspect our army and what assets we have
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>749878
cut to epic fight
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>749878
Deus Vult!
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

Have the half dragon spawn from last thread join us.
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>>749883
Yes of course, you enter Brock's domain and face his unholy spawn
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>749895
RIDER KICK
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>749895
>unholy
TIME FOR PURIFYING HOLY MAGICS
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>>749895
Mow 'em down till we get to boss room
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

Kick them in the skeletal dicks!
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>749895

> Purge the heretic!
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>749895
Holy Meteor!
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>>749900
My dice disappeared rip mobile
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>749903
Roll 2d100 for result.

First number is the picking, while the second has to be higher than mine to succeed
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Rolled 50, 92 = 142 (2d100)

>>749909

Rolling...
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Rolled 90, 42 = 132 (2d100)

>>749909
make it a drill too
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Rolled 14, 54 = 68 (2d100)

>>749909

>>749912
Shit
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Rolled 33, 41 = 74 (2d100)

>>749909
Praise be to dice god
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>749909
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Rolled 91, 6 = 97 (2d100)

>>749909
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Maybe Almighty will give us a deus ex machina boost?
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>749912
Missed! Now the Brock Spawn goes for the counter attack! Roll 2d100 for defense, you know the drill
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Rolled 71, 84 = 155 (2d100)

>>749923
HOLY SHIELD WALL GO
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Rolled 5, 26 = 31 (2d100)

>>749923
Punch his skull in with gauntlets!
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Rolled 53, 26 = 79 (2d100)

>>749923

Rolling...
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Rolled 4, 63 = 67 (2d100)

>>749923
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>>749925
Success
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>749942
HOLY SMITE
GO
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>749942
holy orc fu
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>749942

Supporting:

>>749944
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>749942
Uppercut to their skeletal balls
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>749944
Roll 2d100, yadda yadda
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Rolled 89, 73 = 162 (2d100)

>>749957
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Rolled 50, 18 = 68 (2d100)

>>749957
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Rolled 41, 85 = 126 (2d100)

>>749957

Rolling...
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>>749863
Orcs represent. Wan Pan still alive? Surprised how fast OP made this thread. Also, I guess we never will continue Elf Boy's adventures until the next quest
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>>749958
Success! Your party continues onwards
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>749972
aw yes
loot their unholy bodies
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>749972
do a victory pose
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>749972

> Continue onwards. Destroy any artifacts or writing you come across for they are tainted by the ruinous powers...
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>>749974
You ogt: some burned ashes
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>749983
turn the ashes into diamonds
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>749983
ONWARD
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>749983
party banter
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>749983
Purify then compress them into holy diamonds to amplify holy magic.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>749986
you turn coal into diamonds nigga

>>749983
>>749987
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>>749992
nigga please
it's a metal gear solid reference
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>>749987
As you move deeper into the unholy domain, your party members talk to eachother

"So how are you so okay with helping killing your tribe's god?"

"Eh, never liked him that much....Or the other barbarians for that matter"
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>750006
are by chance considered the fact you're adopted? Have you ever had the feeling of not being gay or the tendency to not suck dick like the other barbarians?
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>750006
where is this domain perse? are we in the sky? help me out here
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>750006
Messiah : stay back and support everyone from afar with your holy magic, you have a reeaaaally bad feeling about the conclusion of this adventure
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>750006
I'll be honest I didn't think that fake map would've worked that well back when we orcs were savages.
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

Remember the time all the barbarians pelted us with rocks, sending us into a berserker rage.
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>>750015
"And I didn't think that random kingdom seal we goblins picked up would do anything either. But...here we are"
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>750024
speaking of that, where the fuck are we? Where the fuck is brock supposed to be? Messiah, directions
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>750024
Goblin Rider, say your deepest apologies to Wan Pan for putting him in that situation
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>750024
we should start a band
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>750024

>Onwards! Have no fear for we walk in the Emperor's light!
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>>750026
"Sincerest apologies"

"..."

"Didn't the Orcs summon the King in the first place though?"
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>750036
Maybe...
Let's Start a Band!
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>750036
Man the goblins didn't rat out where we were building our secret base.
No need to get mad at them.
The dragons got genocided by that angry manlet in a mech so no point getting mad at the last one.
There's no reason to be mad, we fight for the lord now.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>750036
Ah ha, Orc Diplomacy.
They also released a sentient sword that's bent on killing everyone
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>>750036
The main problem we've been neglecting is. How do we kill a fucking god? Will our fists and stones and magic and technology even work against him?
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>750036

> Our Heroes accidentally trip a death trap...
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>750036

Past is past. We must protect the world.
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>750036
but see, we thought the box was a portal to more Waifus. Any man would have done the same
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>>750043
that was the barbs
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>>750006
Wow... he is so like me. But way more traitory
>>750053
Your sword. Your fault. Us Barbs broke it to make sure we didnt die.

And we didnt.
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>>750062
you broke the sword, it was contained as a whole! it's all your fault!
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>>750065
Barbs dindu nuffin
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>>750041
"THAT'S RIGHT BROTHERS! WE ALL SERVE UNDER THE ONE TRUE GOD NOW! ISN'T THAT RIGHT, WANPAN?.....Wanpan?......Oh right, it's this shit again"
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>750071
welp
he's not talking while orc diplomacy is in effect
let's keep moving forward
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>750071
Shit all the orc players vanished again didn't they.
No one's controlling him anymore.
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>750071
when every one moves on
finally Wan Pan interjects
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>750071
we interrupt this quest to have a look at wanpan's thoughts
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>>750076
"When mosquito lands on your testicles, do you truly learn to solve problems without violence"

"....I see"

"...thanks, uh, for that"

"Deep"
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>750089
Next level of Brock Dungeon! Pose at gate!
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>750089
Let's move on
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>750092
AND NOW...Roll 2d100 to resist trap
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Rolled 33, 22 = 55 (2d100)

>>750099
THAT AIN'T SHIT, BROCK
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Rolled 12, 85 = 97 (2d100)

>>750099
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Rolled 98, 65 = 163 (2d100)

>>750099
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Rolled 29, 97 = 126 (2d100)

>>750099

The trap is actally a boy who wear like a girl.
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>>750105
Trap successfully disarmed
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>750119
STRIKE A POSE
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>750119
Charge!
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>>750123
You struck a pose, right in the face.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>750119
eat a pose
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>750125
But did you punch self in face?
yes
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>>750125
>>750127
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>750125
>>750129
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>>750128
Already did senpai
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>750136
ok well let's move forward to our destination.
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>750136
Eldritch KingDad is your next opponent
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>750136
Advance plot
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>750136
We can never punch ourselves too much in the face!

But yeah, advance plot
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>>750138
As you move towards the Throne of Brock, more Brock spawns block your path, this time they're the bigger, stronger versions
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>750152
just throw rocks at them, jeez
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>750152
DEUS VULT ATTACK!
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>750152
Luckily we've got so much experience we can level up!
Right now.
Yes, right now.
Sorry fellas, you'll have to wait, because levelling is a free action, much like talking.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>750152
HOLY METEOR GO
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>750152
team suplex
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>750152

Bitchslap them because we are badass.
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>750160
Roll 2d100, you know how it goes.

Bigger Brock Spawn gets a +10 bonus
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Rolled 51, 8 = 59 (2d100)

>>750168
ez
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Rolled 38, 44 = 82 (2d100)

>>750168
FUCK YOU BROCK
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Rolled 23, 66 = 89 (2d100)

>>750168
What the big guy said.
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Rolled 93, 11 = 104 (2d100)

>>750168
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I think Brock has diety over all rocks !!!
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>750173
THe Bigger Brock Spawn breaks through the meteor and brings its claw down upon your party! Roll 2d100 for Defense

Bigger Brock Spawn gets a +10 bonus
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>>750176
I vote for keeping trying.
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Rolled 18, 75 = 93 (2d100)

>>750177
REEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU BROCK
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Rolled 28, 32 = 60 (2d100)

>>750177
just punch them in da face, big deal
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Rolled 65, 97 = 162 (2d100)

>>750177
This is getting a little silly.
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Rolled 70, 11 = 81 (2d100)

>>750177
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>750177
Shieeeet
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Rolled 95, 71 = 166 (2d100)

>>750177
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Rolled 9, 82 = 91 (2d100)

>>750187
Ah fuck
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>>750186
The party takes damage!
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>750191
Moustache paladins rush in with holy lances!
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>750191
Passive heal and counter attack.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>750191
COUNTER-DRAGON CLAW!
DEUS VULT!
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>750191
heal! heal!
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>750191
'tis is but a scratch!
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>750191
COMBINATION ATTACK
DRAGON MESSIAH AND MANLET RIDA
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>>750196
>>750197
>>750198

Holy shito! Combo breaker!!!
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>>750196
Ah yes, good thing there's no rolling for healing because that'd just be too cruel...anyway your party is healed, with lay on hands and all that jazz
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>750206
>>750198
DUAL FLAME ATTACK INTO RIDER KICK
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>750206
RIP AND TEAR
RIP AND TEEEEEEEEEEAR
also call Brock a wuss cause he doesn't go 1 on 1 as real man
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>750206
holy Spirit orc slam
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>750206
C-C-COMBO ATTACK
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>750210
Roll 2d100, you know by now

Bigger Brock Spawn gets a +10 bonus
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Rolled 69, 21 = 90 (2d100)

>>750215

Rolling...
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Rolled 5, 36 = 41 (2d100)

>>750215
TEAR AND RIP
DANCE AND SING
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Rolled 25, 94 = 119 (2d100)

>>750215
DEMON SCUM
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Rolled 95, 89 = 184 (2d100)

>>750215

You are already dead...!
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Rolled 89, 66 = 155 (2d100)

>>750215
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>>750220
AW SHIT NIGGA
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>>750220
OH SHIET
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Rolled 94, 54 = 148 (2d100)

>>750215
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>>750220
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>>750220
Oh, fug.


Thank Almighty i fucked my roll up
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>750229
Sing the dankest holy battle ballad together while we advance into this demonic hellscape.
TO VICTORY!
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>750229
WUSS
CHALLENGE BROCK TO FACE US
THE FIRST ONE TO FIGHT HIM IS HOODED BONES
1 ON 1
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>750229
and now loudly call Brock a wuss
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>750234
>>750229
dis
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>750229
Loot drop!
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>>750236
"HAHAHA! FOOLS! DO YOU THINK YOUR PITIFUL PARTY OF PATHETHICNESS IS OWRTH MY TIME?! YOU DO NOT KNOW THE EXTENT OF MY POWER, TURN BACK NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN! Plus we're only at like 153 posts, the final boss can't show up so soon, c'mon man."
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>750248
"wuss"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>750248
wanpan interjects
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>750248
Eldrich KingDad shows up to fuck up King and Brother
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>750248
WUSS
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>750248
>>750234
BATTLE BALLAD!
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>750248
Begin a sidestory to find God to fill the time.
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>750248

Then send us a duelist who will challenge us in card game!

All your spawns is too weak in combat!!!
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Rolled 133, 832, 804, 489, 701, 825, 368, 20, 625, 387 = 5184 (10d1000)

>>750251
"Very well, I will show you mortals a...haha...preview of what to come whe you dare to challenge a god!"

Roll 1d100. The highest roll will be picked to ...contend with Brock's total
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>750271
YA WUSS
THAT'S FUCKING NOTHING
NAT 100 HERE WE GO
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>750271
Wanpan uses trading card: Black Hole
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>750271
That's some Disgaea's level bullshit
oh well, there is always time to grind.

best of luck anons, I'm out
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>750271
Faith shall carry us through.
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>>750273
"Too bad"

Wanpan, is dead.

"THIS IS WHAT AWAITS ALL OF YOU! TURN BACK NOW WHILE STILL CAN, FOOLISH MORTALS!"

Then Brock disappears
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>750281

> "Nooo! Wapan!"

(Who was Wapan again?)
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>750281
WANPAN NO
GOBLIN RIDER, SHED A TEAR
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>750281
aw what the fuck? well I'm out thanks barbs.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>750281
resurrect him via God Magic as Punished Wan Pan
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>>750281
I'd argue a 97's higher than a 90 but shit don't matter anymore.
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>750281
Shit.
Sit down and mourn Wan Pan for a while.
And pray to the almighty for help in this wicked journey.
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Oh great. This is how Solid felt when Gobbo got splatted...
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>>750289
"aw what the fuck? well I'm out thanks barbs." famous last words of Wanpan the Orc. He will be missed. Probably.
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>750301
Gobbo Rider
Pray to Kobold Gddess for help
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>750301
Power up with Wanpan spirit!
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>750301
use revive
on wanpan
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>750301
Resurrect him.
Can't let his death feed that bitch of a god.
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>>750308
The party cast Revive on the smear that used to be Wanpan!

It was ineffective.

"HAHAHAHAHA" you can hear Brock's unholy cackle echoing through the air of this wretched place as his dark powers have rendered all who he kill unrevive-able with your mortal powers
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>750325
>>750305
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>750325
>>750295
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>>750325
kill the barbarian then
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>750325

>Accept that death is a natural part of life. Pay your respects and move on...
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>750329
>>750325
I'm am also done, the saltyNess of the barb fucking things up have reached my pear. have fun guys.
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>>750328
Rest in peace Wanpan, he was the best Orc in the Orc tribe, a cunning one puncher, and he was a good friend.
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>>750338
Not like it was intentional
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>750357
We have to move on now.
NO MORE TEARS
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>750357
Take some of his remains with you
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>>750357
Use his spirit to fuel holy power
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>>750359
you are full of shit
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>750357
Now we try to communicate with the almighty.
We ask for his blessing, to fight against Brock, the evil god.
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>>750373
I was trying to do a yugioh reference with the orc playing cards.
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>>750365
"THat's right! Come! We must continue! I shall life our spirits with a battle hymn....ONCE THERE WAS GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW! HONORED BY BLOOD WE KEPT SEARCHING FOR MOOOORE! LIGHT TURNED TO DARK AS WE LOST WHAT WE FOUGHT FOR! NOW WE AHVE COME TO SETTLE THE SCOOOORE!!!! SACRIFICE! VICTORY! NO SACRIFICE! NO VICTORYYYY!!"
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>750390
GET HYPED UP
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>750390
They all start singing and marching forward
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>750390
End the song with a
"TO BATTLE, DEUS VULT!"
And march on, Starting the song again
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>>750395
"LIGHT BRINGS US LIGHT ON THE PALE DARKENED HEAVENS!"
"LEAD US TOWARDS OUR VAST VICTORY!"
"FIGHTING FOR ALL THAT WE BROTHERS BELIEVE IN!"
"TOGETHER UNITEDED WE'RE STANDING ALL FOR ONE!"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>750390
Yeeaaaaaa
>>750414
Wanpan spirit boosts their power
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>750414
DEUS VAULT
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>750414
CHARGE AHEAD!
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>>750417
YOur voices echoes throughout the blasted wasteland of Brock's unholy domain, boosting the morale and power of your paladin comrades, who are fighting their own battle towards Brock's throne room on the other side
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>750423
The spirit of wanpan is now a holy figure in the faith of the almighty
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>750423
Look at the epic battle between the many Paladins and Brock demons
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>750423

> There is no time to waste! Charge!
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>>750431
"ON OUR PATHWAY TO GLORY"
"WE STAND TOGETHER"
"HONORED BY BLOOD"
"SACRIFICE OUR RESPLENDENCE, WE FIGHT FOR FREEDOM"
"HOLD OUR GROUNDS FOREVERRR"
"BY THE CODE WE ARE LIVING, WE ARE BREATHING"
"AND THEN WE DIE"
"SACRIFICE OUR OWN LIVES"
"BUT WE'LL NEVER STAND TO LOUSE OUR PRIDE AND GLORY"
"SACRIFICE"
"VICTORY"
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>750447
Holy Bloody Montage!
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>750447
Gain a few levels with all that EXP we earned
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>750447
Forward to the final battle with Brock or his lieutenant if he still isn't going to fight yet
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>>750381
against a boss who was going to kill any of the party members. Don't pretend to be retarded
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>750447
Both sides meet up, and end up beating the shit out of each other because they're so hyped up.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>750447

> The final abominable guardian falls. The Party stands before an enormous set of doors sealed with eldritch incantations and reinforced by ruinous energies...
>>
wait what shit Wan Pan's dead? FUCK. Damn. Eh, damnit.
>>
>Come back after watching animu
>wanpan is kill
It's always the barbs
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>>750453
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>750478

> The final abominable guardian falls before you. The Party stands before an enormous set of doors sealed with eldritch incantations and reinforced by ruinous energies...
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>750478
Share some banter for morale
>>
Rolled 62 (1d100)

cut to Wan Pan chilling in Waifu Heaven or wherever dead Orc Souls go

>>750476
eh at least there are still some Paladin Orcs left alive right?
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>750478
THE SLAUGHTER GOES ON
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>>750491
>waifu heaven
This needs to happen. So we can finally officially see wanpan's taste in waifus and call it shit
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>>750486
[ominous latin chanting intensifies]
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>750506
Shout a catapult or something.
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>750506
peek through the keyhole
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>750506
BREAK IT OPEN WITH THE METEOR!
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>>750511
What keyhole
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>750516
Launch a projectile at it
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>750516
Turn back, we haven't reached the post quota in this thread for the final boss fight yet.

We totally have to solve a puzzle first right?
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>750516
The one we just created
With a huge holy meteor
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>>750519
YEs, like this one
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>750524
Dildos
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>750524
Let the most clever party member answer that one
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>750524

> "Uhh... Uhh... I CAST FIST!"
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>>750527
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>750529
Why do we have to do a Heretical God's math homework?
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>750529
This is a trap made up by brock to delay us !
Crash through the enormous doors !
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>>750531
Because he was the barb god, so he has no higher brain functions
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>>750531
"No,wait. It's not math...that son of a bitch..."
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>>750539
Lmao
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>750540
Math is evil and Brock is evil it all makes sense!

We must smite this maths question, quickly cast group smite on this sign
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>750540
Purposefully give the wrong answer, so that he fail his exams and don't become a full fledge god
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>>750543
"No need to waste your energy, I know the answer"

"Now that's just bullshit"

"Yeah but it's the correct one though"

It was the correct one
>>
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>750554
So what do we get for answering that one
Except a headache
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>750554
L-Lewd before we move on purify this unholy obscenity and smite it
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>750554

> "So, the Barb's Deity seems to be something of a pervert..."
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>>750555
You get to not have that giant maw you're standing on opening up and eating you
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>750565
How shit. Beat the shit out of that maw.
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>750565
Brock has teeth fetishes says a skeleton
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>750565

> Oh. How did we not notice that? Purge that monstrosity with extreme abhorrence...
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>>750570
"Aslo spikes, lotsa spikes"
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>750575
"Remember rock dildos?"
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>750575

> Welp. Let's go find more monsters to explode!
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>750575
Oh, so he's just an angsty teen trying to be an edgelord.
Let's call up almighty, he could deal with this shit.
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>>750584
And now, The Even Bigger Brock Spawn! Also known as spiky toothy demon.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>750597
Oh lord...
It's ugly as fuck, but also cute for some reason...
Ah well, might as well smite it anyway
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>750597
Tell it it's ugly
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>750603
Roll 2d100

Even Bigger Brock Spawn gets a +20 bonus

You get a +10 hyped bonus
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Rolled 34, 1 = 35 (2d100)

>>750608
IT'S FISTIN TIME
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>750608
Lmao ez
>>
>>750608
lmao
>>
Rolled 81, 18 = 99 (2d100)

>>750608
AHA, GOD IS WITH US TODAY!
>>
Rolled 62, 93 = 155 (2d100)

>>750608
>>750611
oh fug
time to fix your bad roll
>>
Rolled 39, 3 = 42 (2d100)

>>750608
They all laugh at how pathetic he is and use his skull as a basketball
>>
Rolled 81, 33 = 114 (2d100)

>>750608

Purge the Unclean!
>>
Rolled 4, 92 = 96 (2d100)

>>750608
>8
Brock fucking sucks and is a pushover. Only brain dead morons would've have actually worshipped him at any point in time.
>>
Rolled 39, 60 = 99 (2d100)

>>750608
>>750612
Wrong dice but still ez
>>
Wow, we all suck
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>>750614
>a tie
nothing happens
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Rolled 37, 86 = 123 (2d100)

>>750629
Roll again?
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>750629
Fug.
Why is it not attacking us?
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>750629
JUST DO A COMBO ATTACK

DO THE PERSONA CUTOUT
>>
Rolled 87, 16 = 103 (2d100)

>>750629
Is it made from orc bones? Fucking orc diplomacy
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>750629
Convince him to join your party
He's obviously misunderstood
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>750629

saltyness can't keep me away, I'm back in, and I say use summon king slam
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>750629

>The Demon must be resistant to magical forces. Strike down his fell beast with unrelenting steel!
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>>750623
I also forgive you, even when you didn't ask for any. Also I'm done being on my hypocrit high horse
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>750637
As it was a tie, you didn't do anything to it and it didn't have a chance to counter attack. Giving you another opportunity to attack again.

Roll 2d100

Even Bigger Brock Spawn gets a +20 bonus

You get a +10 hyped bonus
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Rolled 70, 81 = 151 (2d100)

>>750660
team suplex
>>
Rolled 80, 90 = 170 (2d100)

>>750660
GET HYPE BOYS
>>
Rolled 62, 3 = 65 (2d100)

>>750660
>>
Rolled 34, 26 = 60 (2d100)

>>750660
Aw shieeet
>>
Rolled 40, 3 = 43 (2d100)

>>750660

Rolling...
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Rolled 30, 45 = 75 (2d100)

>>750660
IM SORRY FOR LAUGHING AT HOW PATHETIC YOU WERE EARLIER

LETS SMITE AND MAKE UP OK
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>750663
>beaten by 7
Anyway, it deflected your combo attack and is gonna swipe at you with its claws!

Roll 2d100 for defense

Even Bigger Brock Spawn gets a +20 bonus

You get a +10 hyped bonus
>>
Rolled 83, 92 = 175 (2d100)

>>750676
FUCK YOU GIGA NIGGA
>>
Rolled 82, 29 = 111 (2d100)

>>750676
>>
oh jesus
>>
Rolled 35, 31 = 66 (2d100)

>>750676
Muthafucka
>>
Can we curse dice god while we're at it as a free action?
>>
Rolled 32, 44 = 76 (2d100)

>>750676
Barbarian dies next I'm feeling it
>>
Rolled 65, 18 = 83 (2d100)

>>750676
You're a monster op
>>
Rolled 8, 9 = 17 (2d100)

>>750676
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>>750687
It was not meant to be this way
>>
>>750685
No we gotta find him in heaven.
Make it a sidequest. He's rigging the dice.
>>
>>750691
but is dice go just only the product of more dice?
>>
>>750651
It's appreciated.
>>750691
I only see bad things from that
>>
>>750690
You can still control the bonuses, it's not too late
>>
>>750695
We need something to fill 400 posts and a single boss battle isn't gonna cut it.
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>>750678
It wins by 3.

And squishes the barbarian with many hats.

But the good news is since it's not Brock, you can cast revive on the barbarian
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>>750698
it was a philosophicalquestion really.
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>750703
HATS
WE'RE GONNA REVIVE YOU
GO MESSIAH, REVIVE HIM
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>750703
revive barb
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>750703
Have holy bones assimilate his bones to his body to gain powah. It's what he would have wanted
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>750703
RISE AGAIN STRONGER, BROTHER BARBARIAN!
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>750703
Everyone distract the demon while messiah revive the barb
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>750712
Nigger its not the final battle yet that can wait

>>750703
REVIVE
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>>750703
question are there any remains of wanpan? can we cyborg him or is he just a puddle.
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>>750712
Who is this Holy Bones you speak of

>>750725
A smear, more like
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>>750727
nigga, just revive hats
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>750727
you are enjoying my sarrow aren't you.
>>750725
revive barbarian
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>>750703
Awe....
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>750725
he's just a puddle now BO, there's nothing we can do. Best case scenario, the Love-Love Orc Chan Spin Off will finally give us Orcs a good adventure. We barely have any named Orcs other than Wang and Dick from last last thread and they weren't really popular. Fred is vehemently Pro-Brock.

>>750727
FUCK. I meant Hooded Bones, for some reason I thought he was renamed to Holy Bones
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>>750735
I was asleep for that thread.
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>>750735
>100
Dice God wat. Who's going to sing dank ballads now?
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>>750735
Well then that's totally your fault then you silly person
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>>750740
I will
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>>750733
Thanks for trying
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>750746
Now kick that golem's ass, with STRONK BONEZ!
>>
>>750749
at least it wasn't me.
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>750746
before we proceed to this scene. Let's cut to wherever Wan Pan's soul is first, because clearly Dice God is blessing me with high rolls
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>750746
hooded bones punch
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>750756
Preparing to punch Even Bigger Brock Spawn!

Roll 2d100

Even Bigger Brock Spawn gets a +20 bonus

You get a +10 hyped bonus and a Stronk Bones +10 bonus

So basically both bonuses cancel eachother out and should not be counted for this round
>>
Rolled 81, 66 = 147 (2d100)

>>750760
HUZZAH!
>>
Rolled 66, 51 = 117 (2d100)

>>750760
>>
Rolled 96, 59 = 155 (2d100)

>>
If any of you manage to fuck this up then i don'y know what to say
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>>750762
YOU'RE WINNER!
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>750760
Bones! Bones!

Hoooooooooded Bones!

Hoy! Hoy! Hoy!
>>750777
He is your new goddamn hat!
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>750777
Assimilate the skele-giant and gain its power.
Only by understanding our enemy, we may win.
Our holiness will cleanse its corruption
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>750777
make a bad severed head pun
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>>750782
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>750792
Revive headless corpse and see what happens
He should become a good(?) undead right?
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>750792
>>750785
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>750792
Onward!
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>750792
dance the dance of your people
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>750796
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>>750798
You continue onwards.

AND NOW, TO PAD OUT THE RUNNING TIME, WE CUT TO COMMERCIALS

"HEY STEVE!"

"YEAH FRANK?!"

"YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOUR SCALY BUTT IS INCREDIBLY SORE? OR IN EXTREME PAIN?!"

"WELL NOW THAT YOU MENTIONED IT, I DO! FROM ALL THE SPIKES AND PHALLIC FRUITS SHOVED UP MY ASS"

"THEN WHAT YOU NEED IS DRAGON-BRAND ASS CREAM! GUARANTEE TO MAKE YOUR BUTTHURT GO AWAY!"

"WOW!"
>>
>>750812
"Those are some cheap sock puppets, Merve." A goblin says to an elf.
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>750812
cut to Orcs in their natural habitat
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>750812
You know, sometimes i feel cold and emotionless...
*black drink falls into my hand*
Hey, what's this?
*i take a sip*
Oh, it's slurpy-loop! A delicious drink with caffeine and benzodiazepine!
Sometimes it gets you up,
Other times, it gets you down.
Then you feel the shivers coming, and you want more!
Slurpy-loop: could cause heavy addiction
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>750812
save the orcs commercial
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>750812
>>750814
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>>750816
Warning, Slurpy-loop may cause itching,vertigo,dizziness,tingling in extremities,loss of balance or coordination,slurred speech,temporary blindness, profuse sweating,heart palpitations., diarrhea, deafness, muteness, cancer, sore throats, syphillis, AIDS,you thinking you can take on the world, seizures, brain tumors, inflamed internal organs, rupturing of blood vessels and ache in the knees. Consult your doctor before drinking Slurpy-loop.

OR NOT! BUY SOME TODAY!
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>750831
Do the gobbo commercial next
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>750831
Slurpy-loop: the only legit elf-made drink!
An MC Herbalist favourite!
Get some today!
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>750831
Some Barbs followed Barb with many Hats' example and made a new teeth and bone whitening product! ColdGate!
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>>750833
"Hmmm? Ooh, hello, didn't see you there, hmmm. How many times have you heard this? How many times have you had your unfortunately smaller than average stature be used to mock you? Hmm hmm, oerhaps, too many times. Perhaps, you have a rage boiling deep inside of you. A hatred for the all the tall people who dared to laugh at you. To mock you. A rage so strong that IF YOU COULD HARNESSED IT IT COULD POWER A MILLION SUNS, WHICH ARE THEN USED TO BURN THE TALL ASSHOLES WHO HAVE MADE YOUR LIFE SO MISERABLE INTO NOTHING!!!!......ahem, but you should not use that rage to do such rash things my friends. What you should do is channel that anger into your studies, become an intellectual! Like me! So come on down to NitzyWitz School For the Vertically Challenged and become the genius you've always meant to be! Enroll today!"
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>750854
Now do an evangelical commercial about Orcs asking people to convert to the one true Religion.
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>750854
Man did the screen just get shorter?
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>750854
You fuckin' liar!
WE KNOW THAT THING IN YOUR WINE GLASS ISN'T WINE!
WE KNOW YOU'RE DRINKING SLURPY-LOOP!
WE WANT THE TRUTH!
FREEDOM TO THE PEOPLE!
>>
>>750281
o no i is ded
y u do dis
>>
>>750868
Because fuck you that's why
>>
>>750868
I am dead too, friend.
>>
>>750868
>Orc Quest Part Deux never ever forever ever
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>>750873
You are not dead.
You are merely part of a greater being.
>>
>>750879
Unless you remember to revive him.
He's dead Jim.
>>
>>750879
Hats was a warrior! He is pleased he is used in battle!
>>
>>750882
unlike wanpan, who was a shield for an orc card game...
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>>750881
Dunno if that's possible
>>750882
Yeah, all barbarians love being used.
Because they're gay.
Ayyyyy.
pls laugh at my jokes
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>>750862
"WHat the?! GET THAT ADDICT OUTTA HERE! GET HIM OUTTA HERE!"

"THE TRUTH MUST FLOW! LIKE SLURPY LOOP AND ITS DELICIOUS GOOEY GOODNESS! THE TRUTH MUST--"

[bzzzzzt]

"...And now we are here to see the Orc in his natural enviroment. Usually docile creatures, you should take care to never agitate one by saying things like "your waifu a shit" and..."

"!!!!"

"Crikey! He heard me! Y----"

[bzzzt]
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>>750887
becareful, your elf rep may be next.
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>750888
in the arrrrms of the angel
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>750888
>Trips and another dead barbarian
Noice.
We may as well have the broadcast get hijacked for a bit.
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>750888
Watch orc-chan! <3
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>750889
>NaP
>Ever killing a child protagonist permanently
There aren't even any elves in this here quest unless they somehow got Elf Prince up in there for some reason.
>>
>>750899
I thought there was one here
>>
>>750901
nope, Elf Prince Quest got cut off short so he never got an excuse to join the Brock Killing Team
>>
>>750901
Nope.
All the elves besides ElfMom and ElfKid are still slaves.
And ElfKid is gonna be a hazard when Civ Thing 2 rolls around eventually.
>>750903
I thought he was learning advanced demon summoning / necromancy while this finale is happening.
>>
>>750905
nope, most likely we'll play him to tie over with Barb Mom's ending. And maybe resolve wharever happened to the Skellies.
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>>750896
[bzzzt]

"Greetings sheeples. Do not be alarmed. There is nothing wrong with your TV. We are merely in control now. We are the Followers of Salt. We have come to you with a message. Prepare yourself. For the day of culinary reckoning is at hand. None will b--"

"WASSUP HERETIC"

"Oh shit"
>>
>>750919
>A goddamn paladin with a holy chainsaw gauntlet
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>750919
ICE CREAM WATERFALL
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>750919
The screams of cultists are broadcasted all over the kingdom as propaganda
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>750919
fuck it, let's go watch superior far eastern broadcasting instead.
>>
>>750919
Salt Demons are rampant! Why has our King abandoned us? Why is there only a handful of elves not enslaved?! Tune in next time on Brocks News!
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>>750919
Is there any other non heretical barbs aside from Hat Guy?
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>>750923
"Hey. Looking for a nice, relaxing and also delicious vacation? Why don't you come down and visit us here at The Ice Cream waterfall? The magical waterfall the has icecream instead of water with its falvour changing every hour! We look forward to your visit. Find us down by the pancake mountains right next to the chocolate caverns"
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>750944
now back to our show
>>
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>750944
Whenever a cultist watches this commercial, his brain melts and drips out of his nose.
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>>750948
"Psst, that's what slurpy-loop is made out of by the way"

"NO IT ISN'T"

"It totally is"
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>750959
return us to our scheduled show please
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>750959
raid the fridge mom's not home
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>>750962
[bzzzt]

".....and that's how the dinosaurs died"

"woah"
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>750971
What about those dinosaurs over there?
>>
what the fuck even is this thread
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>750971
Did they get raped in the butt like the dragons did?
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>>750977
"No no no, that's an exclusive dragon thing. Anyway, let us continue"
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>750982
ONWARDS!
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>>750983
And so you face Biggest Brock Spawn
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>750997
GIGA HOLY METEOR DRILL BREAKER!
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>750997
Nah. Lets skip that faget.

King, got this?
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>750997
Oh no
Negociate
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>751001
Surely nothing can go wrong

Roll 2d100
Biggest Brock Spawn gets a +40 bonus

You get a +20
>>
Rolled 62, 13 = 75 (2d100)

>>751017
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Rolled 76, 83 = 159 (2d100)

>>751017
PIERCE THE HEAVENS
>>
Rolled 72, 98 = 170 (2d100)

>>751017
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>>751023
The dice smiles upon you this time
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>751032
Since we blew his head off
Can we use his body as a giant mechanical demon mech?
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>751032
aww yissh
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>751032
RIP AND TEAR IT LIMB FROM LIMB!
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>>751033
"No"

Then Brock blows up the demon so you can't use it
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>751043
Holy Meteor into Brock's mouth!
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>751043
well lads
it's time for the final boss battle
COME ON BROCK, YA WUSS
>>
>>751046
Nigga stop you're gonna get another protag killed.
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Rolled 649, 79, 563, 865, 799, 74, 435, 787, 449, 199 = 4899 (10d1000)

>>751046
"Again you foolishly try to resist me? Very well, go ahead. Sacrifice another of you to feed my ever growing power"

Roll 1d100. You ahve a +20 bonus
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>751065
I BELIEVE IN THE ALMIGHTY
HE'LL SAVE US
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>751065
We should sing a rap to Almighty so he'll give is a holy God mech to fuck Brock with.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>751065
use orc diplomacy
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>>751069
"yeah sure, get back to me when that happens. BUt for now, I'll be taking this tiny soul"

Goblin Rider, is dead.
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Oh boy the same fucking guy got another goddamn protag killed.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>751081
Hooded Bones feels the energy of the Orc, Gob and Barb obsorb into his being. Powering himself up as he rages at the fall of his comrades!
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>751081
Phew. Just another dead manlet protagonist.

Have the king and his brother go in for the sides and Dragon messiah to attack head on.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>751081
Start rapping to Almighty.
Maybe he'll help us kill this faggot
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>Another party member ded
What the fuck guys
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>>751095
same dude is doing it
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>751081
What if the reason we can't revive them is because they're not really dead, and they're actually going to throw us a SURPRISE PARTY
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>>751092
"Oh no, my one weakness!....Pfffthahaha, sure. If your prayers can even reach his ears, hahaha."

Then Brock disappears back into his throne room, behind the huge door. Laughing to himself for the fact that he put up an anti-prayer barrier
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>751101
where do our heroes souls go then?
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>751101
Decipher the runes
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>>751097
Is he an elf or a barb?

An elf probably since they have nothing to lose for this session
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

Anyone here good at rap? MC is the only one I know who can give a reliable song.

>>751101
Catapult Paladins at it
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>>751106
He eats them
This was in the first dragon thread with the messiah
He just gets more powerful from death.
AKA YES GETTING PEOPLE KILLED MAKES THIS SHIT HARDER
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>>751112
I can do a semi decent rap
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>>751109
who knows it's an anon who keeps trying to piss off the main villian before we even get there.
so it seems our deaths are fucling us worse because of one anon.
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>>751108
"....hmm, these runes says "ur a faget--damnit"
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>>751109
I'm sure it's not an elf. There's only two pla-

>>751116
Oh hi. I'm sure rap will aid us since Brock is also a god of metal and hates all things Elf.
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>>751097
Is it a stale joke when i say its Canons fault?
>>751101
Anti prayer barrier also cuts him from his own powers... theoretically
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>751118
mean while with in the gullet of souls Brock has devoured
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>>751122
can't really say it's stale if it turns out to be true.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>751118

> Obviously we need a much greater power boost in order to fight the big bad. Heroes: Locate holy artifacts...
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>>751123
"hrrm" - Kobold Goddess
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>751135
Messiah, pray to Kobold Goddess for help
she gave us a drill before
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>751135
wanpan interjects
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>>751120
Something like this?

>The time has come, the final hour
>The time to end this evil power.

>With Almighty at our back
>He will not stop this fierce attack

>Brock may think that he has won but we'll rock him to kingdom come.

>We'll break his bones and beat him down
>And break that skull he calls a crown.


>It's time for him to kiss his ass goodbye
>Now it's about time we go GATTAI!

Then god mech.
Is this good?
Or does it need more?
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>>751137
"C-can't reach her. I can sense her...but it's faint..."
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>751153
Ask if Tree God is in there

>>751152
This works
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>751153
YOU CAN REACH HER
YOU'RE BOUND BY BLOOD
DON'T ABANDON YOUR FAMILY
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>751153

>Need power-up. More than any training montage can provide. Find magical deus-ex-maguffin to give heroes power-up...
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>>751153
did you miss my 90 or was that too late of a post
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>751166
tch tch tch
6 seconds too late
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>>751158
Hmmm nope, no signal whatsoever
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>>751174
Use this rap>>751152
To summon the
Golden Almighty Paladin
Mech variant for us to pilot.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>751174
check if you get cable though
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>751174
Well we gotta find a way to fight 10d1000s within the next 300 posts
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>751174
That means he's not in Brock's gullet. Tree God is totally better then Brock
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>751174
>>751175
Forgot to roll.
>>751177
>Inb4 shitty Spanish soaps.
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>751174

> Well. We can either stupidly charge the god again, and lose another hero pointlessly, or we can leave, get stronger and come back. I vote for the latter...
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>>751180
It means he's been completely digested
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>>751182
you don't need cable for that
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>>751177
"What's a cable"
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>751174
Remember to resurrect hats barb. Bless our weapons to imbue them with holy might and spicy powers.
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>751190
never mind, sniff for some god defeating artifacts
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>751190
>>751179
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>751190
Oh look. Salt Demons....wut
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>751190

> Seriously, we can't win this fight. We either need to get much stronger, or we need to weaken the big bad DRAMATICALLY...
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>751190
Damn, posted too late. Fall back, remember to resurrect hats barb. Bless our weapons to imbue them with holy might and spicy powers of WanPan.
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>>751185
I would argue against this because your the QM and I don't want to appear like a stupid barbarian. Although if the God of the forest is dead does that mean plants, animals and nature in general is suffering a blight?
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>>751195
What salt demons
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>751206
See what the Paladins are doing
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>751206
hey did any of you guys find something that could add to the plot in our favor?
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>751206
Ask the Super Mustache Bros for advice on beating a 10d1000
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>>751203
He's a god of A Forest. Not All the Forests.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>751206

> Big Bad's power source is presumably devouring other gods. You cannot stop him from doing that. Find a way to make yourselves stronger...
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>751206
Hold a holy seance to ask the digested soul of WanPan for advice on how we can overcome Brock. Also revive barbs. We're running out of guys, and he's the only one not Godsquashed.
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>>751211
"Well when facing a final boss that is much, much more overleveled than you. The most straightforward solution is to grind alot until you're at a suffcient level"

"Something like going on an adventure that would last more than 20 parts or something"

"Buuut, currently we don't have that much time. So our best bet is to get our prayers to God"

"Which means we need to find a way to disable Brock's anti-prayer barrier"

"If I remember correctly, this heretical abomination of a tribal deity got this powerful by eating other tribal deities"

"Which means that this barrier of his must be powered by his newly acquired powers"

"So if we can disrupt that, we may ahve a chance for the Almighty to notice what this asshole's doing and rek him"

"But how?"

"Well if he eats them then he gotta be storing them in his stomache"

"Ah, so if we can get someone powerful enough, perhaps someone with divine heritage, to climb inside his stomach and give him a bad case of indigestion, we may succeed"

"But do we know anybody like that?"
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>751246
Do this >>751152

Also we could send dragon messiah as bait.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>751246
>It's either dragon Messiah or smiling son. And we are not sacrificing I mean asking a child. So dragon Messiah. Then we can rap/pray
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>751246
So everyone on standby to pray for when more protag murder happens?
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>751246

>>751252

I vote for both of them to cram themselves down his gullet!
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>>751253
"Pffft, no. We still ahve to smack him around and distract him. Hopefully also weakening him, no matter how small of an effect that is"

"At least until we can have him opening up his mouth so we can shove our hero in"

"Plus if we never engage him directly and just mess around him but just so happens to hit him, "accidentally", it doesn't count as being in combat and he can't make rolls"
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>751269
We could pray for Dice God to not allow for Brock to Counter roll for one or two turns
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>751269
Ask the king and his brother if they're of divine lineage. They seem pretty powerful for mortals.
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>>751274
"Nah"

"We just level grind alot"

"From birth"
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>751295
If thats the case shouldn't you be able to kick Brocks ass if your such a high level?
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>>751300
"Hmmm, maybe we should be the ones that do it."

"Yes, can't see anything wrong happening"
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>751304
No wait I remember now you guys got plot importance later on.
We gotta hide all the Civ Thing crap before we start overlapping with the future.
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>>751307
Wut?
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>>751324
Kingslayer and Adventure Thing
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>>751332
If only I had the time to look through those stories
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>>751334
Well the other option is having Brock get powered up by either the King or Merc which isn't gonna help anyone.
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>>751307
"Ah yes, the future"

"What if there are many branches of the future, many timelines and we're simply in one of those?"

"Maybe there's even a timeline where none of this has happened"

"Or maybe the future's set in stone and nothing we do can change it"

"Maybe no matter what happens, no matter how we change history, accidentally or not, the timeline would correct itself?"
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>>751342
See what the Paladins are doing

>>751339
I don't know what to do Besides post rap videos[/spoiler

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>751342
Check in on the Paladins


>>751345
I think everyones a little burnt out right now.
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>751342
Aaannnd... now something entirely different!
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>>751349
Alright.


WOAH HEY! Imma tired now so we'll finish this up later, I jsut dont know when! kthnxbye

Updates; https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>751359
So after we defeat Brock and finish this thread, we're starting civ thing 2 or is it something else?

Also are there potentially hundreds if not thousands of Tree/Forest Gods in this world?
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>>751366
The answer to both of those question is : Who knows
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>>751366
We're probably gonna do either a late halloween one or something different.
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>>751366
Conqueror quest had the second highest vote count. So prolly that
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>>751369
Wow. Thanks for being so gosh darn informative OP.
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>>751378
ikr
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>>751375
Can you post a link to the straw poll or post a pic of how ever we voted? I don't remember it.
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>>751387
Just look at NaPs twitter feed, scroll back a month or two. I just remember bizarre shit.
>>751382
Can elf kid be the protag for conqueror adventure instead of a spoiler hazard for civ 2?

I know you enjoy salt, but leave some mystery, man!
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>>751387
http://www.strawpoll.me/11186067
>Nearly two months
>>
Once we do finish civ thing aftermath, shouldn't we hold a new poll? One that's 2 months old might not be the most accurate.
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>>751345
Damn, i was gonna post that song when the right time came.
Well, might as well make it the elf theme song!
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>>751409
of course
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>how to defeat Brock
Oh boy this is gonna get ugly. Even Dragon Hitler would be proud at how shit it will be
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oogah boogah where da fuckable non-humans at

so will OP continue today? He twitted that he will
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Currently hungry, will go get some food. Then thread will continue
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where's OP at
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Alright who's here
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>752421
punch self in face, OP
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>752421

Do not punch self in the face with fist

but punch self on the fist with face
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>>752422
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>752425
self, punch op in the face
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>>752426
Sorry, you cant control NPCs
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>752427
reeeee
return us back to our regularly scheduled program then, OP
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>752427
curse at OP
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>>752430
Who that
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>752432
okay, now punch selves in faces
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>752432
then curse at your enemies
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>>752435
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>752437
beat em up
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>752439
Roll 2d100
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Rolled 32, 28 = 60 (2d100)

>>752440
"Your waifus are shit, by the way"
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Rolled 62, 80 = 142 (2d100)

>>752440
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>>752443
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>752446
now, punch self in face for your victory
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>752446
piss on their corpse to insult Brock
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>>752447
Wow, only 2 fucks participating. Too slow today, may have to postpone again
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>752449
You've gotta go faster, OP
Show us a preview of Love-Love Orc-Chan the anime
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>752449
pray to god for more fucks
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>>752452
Nope, no fucks are given. See ya later, bye bye
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>752453
call a guy called OP a fagget, for no reason
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>752453
OP, you faggot
come back here and run the adventure
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>>752456
Can't run with only 2 people
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>>752457
other people will be here, just keep running
a side adventure maybe
while we wait for the main adventure
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>>752459
Nah I'd rather go play video games
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>>752462
What type of video games?
>>
Yeah what kind of game
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>>752510
>>752511
The adventures of Sir Kicksalot in The Land of Conviniently Placed Spikes
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>>752522
Sounds like a shitty game.
How are the reviews?
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>>752529
>>
Hello, I am here now...

What are we doing?
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>>752544
Waiting for death.

Or more than 1 person participating. Hands up, who's here?
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>>752531
Huh, i remembered Dark Messiah having better reviews...
>>752544
Nothing, at the moment
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>752546
here
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>752546

hoi
>>
Alright, so wegot possibly 4 peoples currently. Wow, that's double the number before! So are we doing this
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>>752557

I am ready when you are OP...
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>>752557
I'll be here in half an hour or so.
An elf's gotta eat.
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>>752557
everyone get on the rapetrain... tschuuu tschuuu
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Alright, let's return to where we left off: Face punching
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>752570
grind brock's spawns
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>752570
let's forge a battle plan
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>752570
Let's use the plan that the King came up with
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>>752573
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>752576

> Grind harder...
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>752576
Nice cheap puns you got there, OP.
Now do a reverse kickflip on that fucker
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>>752576
zaapp zapp zuung
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>>752577
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>752581
HARDER!
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>752581
we slip and crash through the door because we spin so hard
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>>752583
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>752587
HARDER, UNTIL THIS IMMATERIAL REALM CANNOT SUSTAIN OUR GRIND!
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>752587
sing a song
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>752587

> You grind so hard that you compromise the integrity of the entire room's floor. All of the heroes begin falling into a bottomless pit...
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>>752588
"You're just gonna hurt yourself if you do that"
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>752597
Don't tell us what to do.
You said it yourself.
We gotta grind to beat Brock.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>752597
well, how much XP did we get
did we level up?
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>>752597
load up the viedo of that sick trick to jewtube, we gotta monetize our skills because adventuring is not paying well anymore
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>752597
>>752604
god fucking damn it, when will i learn to not forget the dice?
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>>752601
"Grind for levels, not doing sick grinding tricks"
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>752607
grind for levels then
like no one did before
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>752607
Grind off of killing Brock's mobs then
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>752607
let's build a mobfarm for faster grinding
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>752607
Pretty sick tho, wasn't it?
Now we start level-grinding!
And try to find something the brock-spawn are particulairly weak to.
Maybe Brock will be weak to that too.
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>752607

> Grind for level. Grind until you are lousy with levels!
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>>752610
"There's no time. The longer we take, the more power Brock will gather in his incredibly edgy throne room"

"And by the time you obtained enough levels to beat a god, he'd destroyed the world already"

"Which is why we're gonna try the plan of jumping inside his gullet to tear out any gods he may still not have absorbed fully yet to weaken him enough that The Almighty can notice past his barrier and rek him"
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>752607
Revive the two hat barb that died
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>752620

>Attempt to smash apart the dark runes sealing the door...
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>752620
do that then
and that in meanwhile >>752625
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>752620
that's a stupid plan. throw a tantrum because you rather want to grind
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>752620
Fine.
Time for before-the-final-battle preparation!
BUFFS ALL AROUND!
>>
Sup, niggas
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>752620
>>752625
Shit I was late, quick shoehorn this here instead!
>>752628
>my nigga
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>>752629
"Calm him down"
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>752638
calm down
let's go with the plan
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>752637
Dood, the two hat barb has been absorbed by Hooded Bones.
I don't think he can be revived.
>>752631
>>752638
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>752638
come up with an improved plan yourself. it should involve snails.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>752638

>Attempt to smash apart the dark runes sealing the door. Enter the throne room...
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>>752641
Well he can, just needs to remove his bones from hooded bones first
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>>752639
Alright, first step, breaking down the gate
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>752646
What's the runes say, nigga
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>752646
Nah nah nah
1- revive two-hats barb
2- buff ourselves.
3- Mega-meteor-drill to the door
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>752646

>Attempt to smash apart the dark runes sealing the door...

Pffft!
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>752646
fart at it, that will let it disintegrate
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>>752647
"It says ur a faget"
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>752660
throw that skeleton paladin at the door
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>752660
That is what the last door said. Brock is losing ideas!

What if we get an arena barb here and sacrifice the fag to open the door?
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>752660

>Attempt to smash apart the dark runes sealing the door...
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>752662
"It's what it actually sayyyyyy"

Now roll 2d100 to defeat door

>>752666
It's the same door
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Rolled 97, 47 = 144 (2d100)

>>752668
nigga please, you forgot the image
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>>752668
Whoops, forgot pic
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Rolled 61, 21 = 82 (2d100)

>>752670
gg, OP
gonna reroll cause this is the official one
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Rolled 18, 91 = 109 (2d100)

>>752670

Rolling...
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Rolled 36, 46 = 82 (2d100)

>>752670
buuuuuuurst
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Rolled 48, 38 = 86 (2d100)

Lets see if mobile actually wants to let me roll.
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>>752673
Wow it's even worse
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>>752673
ktonk
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>752681
Throw Dragon Messiah at it
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>752681
Have an elf skeleton make a holy ent and pry it open
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>752681
>>752654
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>752682
Roll 2d100

You get a Big Dragon bonus of +5
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Rolled 87, 85 = 172 (2d100)

>>752685
for you
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Rolled 19, 12 = 31 (2d100)

>>752685
let's try
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Rolled 68, 22 = 90 (2d100)

>>752685

Rolling...
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>>752686
The door is opened
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>752691
oh shit nigga
let's commence the plan
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>752691
Send in the Paladins
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>752691

> Onwards! Stop down the shadows! Drive them back!
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>752694
The tower is filled with Brock spawns! A squad blocks your path! Roll 2d100 to break through and continue advancing!
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Rolled 14, 60 = 74 (2d100)

>>752701
ez
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Dice God smiles upon you

So please, don;t fuck this up
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Rolled 31, 93 = 124 (2d100)

>>752701

Rolling...
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>>752708
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>752715
KEEP GOING
GET EVEN MORE HYPED
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>752715
Onwards!
And for the love of the amighty, cast some buffs on ourselves
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>752715
Strut forward in style
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>752715

> Our heroes burst into Brock's throne room. They nightmarish spectacle they witness within stills their hearts for a moment...
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>>752722
OH MY GOD HE'S EATING STEAK WITH KETCHUP

Oh and there's also the fact that he's sitting upon his throne of darkness, feasting upon the souls of any dead, collected using his Soul Well
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>752729
We will steel ourselves against this demon!
Our plan will not fail!
CHAAAAAAAARGE!!!
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>752729
STICK TO THE PLAN
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>752729

The vile fiend!

...

> Heroes: Commence operation Forced-Vore...
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>752729
Stick to plan. Moustache Bros! Distract!
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>>752732
"Right, let us disperse and cause various painful distractions"

"BUt just to be clear, who's jumping into his stomache to rip out the source of his increased powers from the inside?"
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wait, our plan is to cheese this boss fight like filthy savescum?
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>752729
Ask if he can share the steak
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>752736
Dragon Messiah, he's gotta reunite with his sister
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>752736

>Have the dragon lead the distraction party. Have an elf, or something, climb into Brock's stomach...
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>>751359
OP's back and so am I. Is Wan Pan still dead?
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>>752738
"No"
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>752745
>>752736
Reeeeeeunite, send Dragon Messiah in
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>752745
Cut away to an interview with Brock's actor
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>752745
Dragon Messiah asks to be reunited with his sister inside his stomach
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>>752746
And so the battle commences

Still looking for the correct moment to send D.Messiah in
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>752752
fast forward to correct moment
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>752752
THIS IS FOR WAN PAN
DISTRACT THEM
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>752752
For Hat Guy!
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>752752

> Heroes: Focus on hit-and-run tactics. Don't let Brock get a focus on you...
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>>752754
"Look! THis is our chance! Quick! Dragon Messiah! Do it!"
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>752764

> Commence Operation Force-Feeding-Vore...
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>752764
Do it dragon messiah!
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>752764
Channel Green Skin Weeaboo Energy and Be the Drill That Will Pierce The Heavens and fucking swan dive inside that mouth like a majestic eagle
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>752768
Whooooah
Roll 2d100
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Rolled 50, 37 = 87 (2d100)

>>752776
THIS YOUR TIME TO SHINE, MESSIAH!
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Rolled 37, 23 = 60 (2d100)

>>752776
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Rolled 83, 91 = 174 (2d100)

>>752776

Rolling...
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Rolled 8, 84 = 92 (2d100)

>>752776
I'M COMING, SISTER
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>>752780
NOBODY ROLL
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>>752780

So...

That is good right?

...

My understanding is:

1st number = must be higher than all other players to be chosen

2nd number = must be higher than OP's roll to succeed
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>>752780
Success!
Now you can either:
Switch control to Dragon Messiah
Keep control of the outside party and wait for him to succeed
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>752786

> Switch control to Dragon Messiah
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>752786
>>752787

switch to D.Messiah
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>752786
Initiate holy draconic control
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>752786
switch to dragon messiah
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>>752787
You are now Dragon messiah. Traversing the dark void that is Brock's power devouring stomache. Your mission: Free your sister so Brock'd lose a portion of his powers
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>752794
nigga, it's dark in here
use your holy eyes to light up the area
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>>752794
Use holy light to guide us.
Holy shit, it's dark in here.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>752794

> Dragon: Try to use your innate connection to your sister to ascertain her location...
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>752798
Fug
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>>752800
Alright, she's thattaway
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>752809
SAVE HER QUICKLY
BEFORE SHE GETS DEVOURED
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>752809
I need a heeeeroooooooo
I need a hero before the morning liiight!
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>752809
find her with the help of some old ghost friends
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>>752812
Watch out! Brock's blood can take the form of demons to protect his internal organs! THese Blood Spawns now block your path!
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>752809
Head thattaway, while trying to void swim cause spoopy void stomach
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>752818
Holy dragon fire will cleanse them all!
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>752818

>Move towards your sister with all haste. Destroy any resistance with extreme abhorrence...
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>752818
cast Smite
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>752823
Roll 2d100

The Blood Spawns get a +50 bonus

You get a +20 bonus for being holy and hyped
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Rolled 16, 88 = 104 (2d100)

>>752825
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Rolled 23, 49 = 72 (2d100)

>>752825

Rolling...
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Rolled 5, 97 = 102 (2d100)

>>752825
Damn son
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Rolled 56, 89 = 145 (2d100)

>>752825
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>>752830

That might just do it...

Nobody else roll...
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>752830
WOOP WOOP WHO SAVED DRAGON MESSIAH. I DID.
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>>752828
Ooooh, so close

>>752833
IT was 34 seconds too late
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>752836
Big Brother Buff!
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>752836
y u do dis OP. Use Dragon Rage
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>752836

>Curl your body around the attacking entity. Tear it to bloody ribbons by ripping into it with your fore and hind claws...
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/qst/ is loading slow as shit today
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>752842

Roll 2d100

The Blood Spawns get a +50 bonus

You get a +25 bonus for being holy and angry
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Rolled 71, 87 = 158 (2d100)

>>752853
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>752853
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>>752855

Nobody else roll!
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Rolled 19, 4 = 23 (2d100)

>>752853
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>>752855
Niiice
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>>752855
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>752863
good, keep going in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4P63p7C674
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>752863

> Do not give it a chance to reform! Quickly, make to your sister with all haste!
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Rolled 41, 64, 35 = 140 (3d100)

>>752865
Even more abominations emerge from the dark void! Now there're 3 of them!

Roll 4d100

The Blood Spawns get a +50 bonus (per number)

You get a +20 bonus for being holy and hyped (per number after the first one)
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Rolled 25, 39, 85, 77 = 226 (4d100)

>>752872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xSGFgGiumM
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Rolled 64, 14, 32, 59 = 169 (4d100)

>>752872
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Rolled 8, 88, 42, 84 = 222 (4d100)

>>752872
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Rolled 84, 74, 37, 88 = 283 (4d100)

>>752872
rip and tear
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Rolled 65, 54, 26, 26 = 171 (4d100)

>>752872

Rolling...
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Rolled 95, 74, 13 = 182 (3d100)

>>752876
dangit

Now they're on the attack!

Roll 4d100

The Blood Spawns get a +50 bonus (per number)

You get a +20 bonus for being holy and hyped (per number after the first one)
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Rolled 21, 14, 90, 57 = 182 (4d100)

>>752884

Active Rosarius! The Emperor protects!
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Rolled 74, 81, 58, 36 = 249 (4d100)

>>752884
>curse the dice gods
welp, better get on with kicking ass
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Rolled 12, 76, 29, 50 = 167 (4d100)

>>752884
that'll take awhile
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>>752886
Damn. You many need some support here.

Options:
- Continue attacking, hopefully the dice will favour you
- Continue attacking, hoping the dice will favour you WHILE being enraged so you get another +5
- Use paladin powers to contact your comrades from outside to have them buff you up
- Use paladin powers to contact your comrades from outside to have them send another in here to help you
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>752889

> - Use paladin powers to contact your comrades from outside to have them buff you up
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>752889
>- Use paladin powers to contact your comrades from outside to have them send another in here to help you
this
we clearly have little chance to win against multiple foes while being alone cause dice god
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>>752889
roll (1d100)
>Paladin powers ACTIVATE
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>752889
>>752892

>- Use paladin powers to contact your comrades from outside to have them send another in here to help you

Getting someone into help is the best bet, can't allow them to be busy buffing us and be weaker!
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>>752895
fuck! i don't know how to roll
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>>752898
Dice+1d100 in the options field
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>752898
put

dice+1d100

in the option field
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>>752898

Input the following into the OPTIONS field:

dice+1d100
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>752900
>>752902
>>752900
thanks!
>comrades! i call upon you to aid me in not getting my ass kicked by blood
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>>752891
"The dragon requires assistance!"

"We too require assistance! Just the 4 of us can't hold Brock back for long! We need the rest of our brothers to get here!"

"Then we should start another Battle Hymn!"
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>752906
do so
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>752906
Smoke some hemp. It will help repel Brock
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>752906
sing and include the words "we need some fucking help"
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>752906

> Start Sacred Battle-hymn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqbQ_oKmflM
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>>752910
Needs to be more dope. Rap is the antithesis of rock n roll which Brock is the god of iirc.
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>>752912

Mhm...

How about this?

...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM
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>>752915
I don't know. That thumbnail looks awfully Japanese and that's Orc territory.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>752906
Brothers!
In formation!
We require your salvation!
The evil god is strong,
So aid us through this song!
We will cleanse this wretched world!
We will claim it for our lord!
Not for blood, not for gold,
But for justice to be sold!
TO BATTLE, DEUS VULT!
Warped steel, broken bones
Bruised skin, our blood flows,
We push on, we prevail
TO THE HEAVENS WE WILL SAIL!
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>>752907
"BY MOONLIGHT, WE RIDE! TEN THOUSAND SIDE BY SIDE!"
"WITH SWORDS DRAWN, HELD HIGH! OUR WHIPS AND ARMOUR SHINE!"
"HAL TO THEE, OUR INFANTRY! STILL BRAVE BEYOND THE GRAVE!"
"ALL SWORN TO THE ETERNAL VOW, THE TIME TO STRIKE, IS NOW!"

This whole thread is basically an excuse for me to post my mp3 playlist
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>752906
RA-RA-RASDRAGON, FIGHTER OF THE EVIL ONE.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>752923
Holy fire,
Blinding light,
The almighty is with us tonight.
The end is near,
Brothers be here,
To demons we bring misery,
WITNESS OUR VICTORY!
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