Future Naruto QuestThis quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same. However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series. You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Chunin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQMPastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/eyXSDiMH Last Quest, you went on your first mission as a chunin.
>>718484Well, well, look who it is...Time to get Starchy!
Reporting in, still at work can't post until midnight eastern
Time for lewd genin quest again!
>>718552Oh wait Kuro isn't a genin anymore
After your reunion with Hakurin, and her forgiving you, you spend some more time with her before departing, you have something scheduled for tonight after all. When you get home, all is quiet. You don't know where Haiiro is, but you're fairly sure both your father and Shirou are on missions, and your mother is out of town at some restaurateurs' convention. You pen a note for Haiiro, stating where you'll be, and leave it in front of the TV. You have some time before you're due to meet with Baratsuchi at Hadenazubon, so you kill some time before you have to go. >A) Dress casually>B) Dress up a semi-formally>C) Dress up formallyEvery time my name/id is colored, it's somewhere on the pink-purple-indigo scale.
>>718568>>B) Dress up a semi-formally
>>718568>B) Dress up a semi-formallyRemember, I was confirmed Hyaku interaction; pls no forgetti
>>718582>Remember, I was confirmed Hyaku interaction; pls no forgettiThat you were, thanks for reminding me. Maybe not this session, but definitely this thread
>>718568BAyy it's time to spaghetti at eyepatch. What up, Country?
>>718590I feel pretty positive about rolling for now, so maybe not
>>718587>Tfw country acknowledges you
>>718590I'm tired as fuck, that's about it. What's up with you Naiser?>Ayy it's time to spaghetti at eyepatchIf you order noodles and fuck up an interaction, that may happen literally. >>718557That's right, it's lewd chunin quest now. For everyone interested in impending Bio-Android Quest, take this non-binding strawpoll. http://www.strawpoll.me/11452773
>>718637>somebody voted for superWhat are you faggot? Underage b8? Super a shit
>>718698Is Dice lurking this thread?
>>718705Insult Hakurin and we'll find out
>>718575>>718582>>718589>>718590You decide to dress semi-formally, picking out a pair of khakis and a button-up shirt, as well as a pair of shoes that aren't ninja sandals. You look pretty good cleaned-up, despite the perpetually present light bags under your eyes, and your ever-present bedhead. You walk to your mother's restaurant, careful not to dirty your shoes, and find that Baratsuchi is there waiting for you. She's dressed up even more than she was when you sparred her in the field. Her light blue eye looks you over, seemingly through you, and she scoffs, remarking that you barely dressed up. >A) Tell her she's always overdressed>B) Tell her that it's not that big a deal>C) Tell her that it's not like it's a date>D) Remain silent>E) Something else (What?)
>>718637I'm also tired as balls. Also gotta walk with a weird gait because of a wasp sting on my inner thigh. Other than that, I'm pretty good.
>>718733>Contrast is good, No?
>>718733B because of C
>>718733>>E) Something else (What?)>I'll make sure to dress accordingly next time then
>>718733>>C) Tell her that it's not like it's a dateBut we could make it one
>>718749>>I'll make sure to dress accordingly next time thenWill you fourstar? Do you think Kuro knows where to buy Gothic and formal beyond formal wear?>>718703Fair warning, I don't like Super very much, and that's unlikely to change. Zamasu/Black is pretty good, and some parts of the tournament were okay. >>718755The early bird may get the worm, but does the early black get the ojou?>>718741Is it anon? IS IT?
>>718764>Do you think Kuro knows where to buy Gothic and formal beyond formal wear?That's why we ask her to show us where to get appropriate clothingOn a related note, I did black zarbon recently
>>718705Nope just Mountain Man via phone. No reason to put my name on anyway.>>718733>b and that she looks nice
>>718733>C) Tell her that it's not like it's a date"I mean, unless you want it to be."
>>718781Oh yeah, tell her she looks good
>>718774>I did black zarbon recentlyI saw that, congratulations. >>718781Welcome Jiraiya, I see that you, too, dislike Super. >>718793>Doesn't like loli's>Likes lolita styleLooks like someone is Kaiser. Because he's some kinda faggot.
>>718800I like oppai lolis though
>>718809Oppai lolis are just midgets. Sorry for the delay on the next update and all these replies, I was laughing too hard at the fact that I have my next two quests planned out better than either the next arc or next segment of this one.
>>718821Can we develop a Gross Monster Penis as a bioandroid
>>718742>>718755>>718781>>718784>>718793"It's not a big deal you know, we're not on a date or anything." You tell her with a shrug, "You do look good though." You're pretty sure a light blush graces her cheeks at this complement, and you both enter the restaurant. Even without a reservation, you're seated right away. You thank the host, and take your place across the table you got from Baratsuchi. You both look over your menus, deciding what to get.>What do you order?
>>718853If you can figure out a way how.
>>718867Porterhouse steak with salad
>>718867The chef's special; Beef Wellingtonand order a nice stiff drink as well
>>718800I gave the benefit of the doubt when it came out and tried to enjoy it. I wanted too abort it like Hillary tried to abort her emails. Its so god aweful
>>718867>Something big, meaty and expensive >also a coke and rum
>>718901>I gave the benefit of the doubt when it came out and tried to enjoy itWell, that's more than I did. Current arc isn't bad though. By that I mean the villains are fantastic. The heroes are still written horribly, and scaling/transformations are more retarded than ever.
>>718907>Something big, meaty and expensive
>>718918Hearing SOM say it'd be interesting to run super is always a laugh. Since it'd just be us reading about how Tofoo is watching the gods fight.
>>718918Are they still doing the whole 'mulitvs' everybody is genderbent and stronger then the MC's still? Or are they actually back to just good old fist fighting? God damn Super makes me feel even older then i am.>Allowing ourself to become some tooth pick and also denying her the right to one as well.Do you even eat out?
>>718930Well, a Bio-Android should be able to keep up at that level. So long as they integrate enough Freiza Race and/or Saiyan cells. >>718934They're back to fighting. Oddly enough, I like Champa and Vados far more than Beerus and Whis. It was the wording that I was referring to in the other post.
>>718942Hey no matter what. We're gonna drink everything and eat all the meat. TAKE IT AS YOU WILL GOOD SIR.
>>718930You rolled a 100 last DB Quest right? Never thanked you, thanks NTFS
>>718955No problem anon, I'll be sure to try and kill Tofoo soon though.
>>718967We are dying this arc, it's just a matter of when. I just hope we take Krillins place as a pointless death for Goku to watch so he can go SSJ.
>>718890>>718907You order the beef wellington, which you know the chef is great at making, and you always enjoy, along with a rum and cola. Baratsuchi orders the lobster paella, and, after initial surprise at the fact you ordered alcohol, orders herself a glass of champagne rosé. The waiter brings your drinks out, and you both sip them. Baratsuchi says that she's surprised your mother would let you drink at her restaurant. You know she wouldn't, and laugh it off, not bothering to mention that she's out of town. You have a bit of a wait before your food comes, maybe you should have ordered an appetizer. >A) Talk about something (What?)>B) Just keep up the small talk>C) Allow awkward silence to creep in
>>719002>>A) Talk about something (What?)Ask her if she has any hobbies outside of being a shinobi
>>719017>>719002This.Also, i had a birthday a few days ago. Whatever. I don't know why I'm telling this.
>>719002>keep up the small talk>ask if she is used tk coming to such places sense she had the clothing>>719037Happy late B-day mate. Avoid whore houses and strip joints.
>>719037Happy birthday Wheel! You know what it means that your birthday is in October, don't you?
>>719002ask about her family. she seems wealthy, I wonder what they do?
>>719046>>719050>>719052Thanks guys.>spoilerI don't.
>>719067Did my math wrong, never mind.
>>719075you must have been thinking of November
>>719037Happy birthday Wheel, mine was on the same day as pic related
>>719087I was. >Better get to writing
>>719017>>719037You ask your dining companion if she has any interests and hobbies outside of her work as a shinobi. Baratsuchi takes a sip of her wine before responding, "Well, I do dabble in dancing, though I haven't done it in a while, we've been busy with the exam and missions." She thinks for a moment, "Besides that, most of my time is taken up by my shinobi work and," her hand seems to drift to her face before she puts it back on her lap, "other studies." You decide to to push that subject further, and talk a little about yourself, noting that you did nothing but shinobi things for weeks before and during the Chunin Exams. At the talk about the Exams, she stirs a little. "Kuro, how close is your team?" She asks you, almost out of the blue. >What is your team's relationship like?
>>719135>I'm not really sure, but I suppose I'd say we're moderately close. I can say for sure that we could be closer though.
>>719135>we don't fuckingknow ourself, on fire?
>>719135>Pretty close, we have done lots of missions together and I regularly hang out with my team mates outside of training or working and we work well together on missions.
>>719135>Friendly, though we're probably going to drift apart a little now.
>>719097Thanks.>>719135Something between >>719152 and >>719165
>>719152>I can say for sure that we could be closer thoughNottfs confirmed for Hakurinfag.
>>719135We were quite close, and I think still are but time will tell how that goes I suppose.
>>719200I could mean Sensei or Jinmaru as wellWhat better way to insult the Uchiha than fucking one in the ass
>>719200I would have bet against that, are you sure? All seeing eye is best girl, everyone else is entitled to their own choices and they are perfectly valid.
>>719212>What better way to insult the Uchiha than fucking one in the assCrafting an arm out of Hashirama's splooge and jamming ten of their eyes into it. >>719216You're right, I guess he's a Senseifag.
>>719225Danzo did nothing wrong>You're right, I guess he's a Senseifag.The thing is, I'll go for any of the character's that aren't from an original Konoha clan
>>719225>>719241>Not impregreanting the little slut, having her die and letting the ALL SEEING EYE tend to her in our own village and starting our own main clans to hate the original houses
>>719152>>719165>>719191"We're pretty close," you answer, "We've been on a lot of missions together, and we do things outside of work." Then you add, "It's not like we couldn't be closer though." She just nods, comments on how that must be nice, and takes a long sip, again, stopping a conversation topic. Your food comes out shortly afterwards. Baratsuchi eats hers slowly and daintily, but you are quite hungry, you haven't eaten since Hakurin's this morning. >A) Dig in, class doesn't matter. >B) Have a little class.>C) Eat at her pace
>>719286>>B) Have a little class.
>>719286>B)Slight restraint, don't be a Goku
>>719283You... you do realize that fourstar was talking about a male Uchiha, right?
>>719286>D) Eat slower than herWe will not lose!
>>719286>A>>719285>>719290I found our blood line. We can knock up men. I also was not aware of that.
>>719290Anything is possible with Chakra.
>>719306>Spitting it outYou're a shitty waifu country.
>>719286>B) Have a little class.
>>719352So does Kuro know anyone who swallowsI'm guessing Himarase would
>>719358Well, it's ladylike to swallow, not that there's anyone ladylike you know... is there?
>>719286>Try for C>B if impossible!
>>719358Anybody can swallow if you hold her head in place till she learns her place
>>719358Baratsuchi maybe. Also can't get Tomoki out of my head when you have a little description of Kuro earlier
>>719288>>719289>>719316>>719336>>719373You restrain your hunger, though you do tear through the steak, and accompanying salad far faster than Baratsuchi finishes her meal. She eventually finishes, and each of you have drained your drinks as well. >A) Ask if she wants dessert or coffee>B) Order dessert>C) Order coffee
>>719410>C) Order coffee
>>719410>>A) Ask if she wants dessert or coffee
>>719410>A>Ask if she was actually hungry or just wanted to spend time with us and that she can just ask if we're free next time if she does.
>>719410>A) Ask if she wants dessert or coffee
>>719410>C) Order coffeeonly children and uncouth mongrels order sweets after a nice dinner
>>719410>Order coffeeAsk if she'd like some cake to go with it.mom is the best at pastry
>>719410>A)Although where I'm from coffee is the answer to everything, having people over? Coffee. Post dinner? Coffee. Out to eat at a restaurant? Coffee after the meal. Leaving someone's home? Not until you've had some coffee. Someone told me the other day they need coffee to go to sleep at night, can you believe that?
>>719403Kuro's eyes are lighter. Not to mention his hair is light brown-ish, and spikier. I would say the style is somewhere between Adult Gohan and Boruto, unless people want otherwise. >>719425Roll for starch syrup in her panties.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>719442for fun
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>719442You asked for it~
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>719442Sure why not
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>719442Will do
>>719447>Over halfNot bad Nottfs
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>719442Does she swllow tho?
>>719461Learn how to read god damnit
>>719469>Learning to read>American education>West Virginian education
>>719475You don't learn shit about America in OzlandYou learn to discern between what is and is not a knife
>>719469I can hardly read a black background on low in a dark room.>>719475God damn it. I've said it before, i aint from living in west anything.
>>719416>>719418>>719423>>719437>>719413>>719425>>719432>>719439You order yourself a cup of coffee, and ask if Baratsuchi wants anything. She also orders a cup, and when you two finish, you pay for the meal. Baratsuchi thanks you, and turns to go on the way back to her hotel, the opposite direction from your house. >A) Say something to her (What?)>B) Go home
>>719484>i aint from living in west anything.>Lives in the Western Hemisphere>American educationFucking draw the box captcha.
>>719495>>A) Say something to her (What?)>This was nice, I hope we can do this again sometime
>>719495>Mind if I walk you back?>You know, if we don't go on another date sometime; maybe dancing, I'll be sure to dress up a little more.Casual mildly hopeful teasing a-go.
>>719495>A) Say something to her (What?)Insist we walk her
>>719495>Hope we can hang out like this again. It was lovingly.>>719500>western hemisphere >Its the northern oneYou stupid cunt.
>>719495>>719515Adding that we should offer to walk her home. Tiss only polite
>>719515>You stupid cunt.>It was lovingly>AMERICAN>EDUCATIONI don't know why I'm being such a dick.
>>719523Nobody held you're head in place to be mad a proper woman is why. Also cause Dice is missing.
>>719519>>719515>>719514>>719510You ask if you can walk her back, and she accepts, noting that it will only take longer for you to get home. You wave off her concerns and start the walk back with her. It's not too late at night so there are still people out and about. You and Baratsuchi enter a more animated dialogue, talking about maybe getting together again, as this was nice. When you suggest dancing, she rejects the suggestion with a quiet tone. Again, you don't push it further, but you're annoyed every time you start really talking, she cuts it off. You reach her hotel, where she turns to face you, and tells you that she had a great time. You tell her the same, and are surprised when she lightly hugs you. "I knew it!" You hear a voice from behind you after the hug breaks off and Baratsuchi heads back into the hotel. "You are cheating on my sister, you womanizer!" Hyaku says, finger pointed at you accusingly. >End updatesEveryone thank anon for wanting interaction with Hyaku.
>>719577Loli about to become a grown ass woman from what we gonna do to her.
>>719577How long until Haiiro find out Kuro is the REAL slut in the family?
>>719585Shes stalking us like an arse. We're gonna beat the shit out of her and leave her tied up infront of their clan house.
>>719599She was actually just in the area, she wasn't following you or anything. >>719597When Shirou's lies all come tumbling down.
>>719603I bet. Its not like she could avoid us via her eyes and just remain a block away. I knowthe loli is a liar!
>>719609>Its not like she could avoid us via her eyes and just remain a block awayShe was in the hotel district trying one of the hotel's buffets with a friend, she was leaving at the same time you got there with Baratsuchi. The loli is not a liar.
Fell asleep before we walked her home. Thanks for running.
>>719703Thanks for coming.
>>719709I dunno what we should say to Hyaku, I have forgotten the reason for our rendezvous with Baratsuchi. Ima check the last thread if it's still up on the board
Found it >Baratsuchi's call is an invitation for you to treat her to your mother's restaurant. She specifies at least four times that it isn't a date, she just wants to know the ins-and-outs of one of the Hidden Leaf's finest eateries, at the end, she mentions who she is. So she wanted to eat at mothers restaurant nothing wrong with that. However I doubt that would assuage Hyaku.
>>719736it basically turned into a date.Actually this might be the most normal of the girls Kuro has hung out with. No funny business, just a nice dinner and a walk home.We could just tell Hyaku we're not dating her sister and leave it at that
>>719757This anon has the non-autist responseGood job AnonIt's nice to have a relatively normal girl in the quest, but Country will likely be a prick
>>719757>>719796Two words: Eyehole fetish
>>719798I'm fine with the idea of 12 year olds fucking, brother and sister fucking, statutory rape and everything else that's been proposed so farBut this, this is alright
>>719798Gross. I don't even think Kuro has kissed a girl yet.
>>719811Which is weird since he's had his Kuro stroked before
>>719812Do you think Hyaku will believe Kuro hasn't kissed a girl? Wait we did kiss Hakurin on the forehead and sensei kissed our forehead but I don't think those count.
>>719818I doubt she thinks very much of Kuro, but I also doubt she isn't above lying to Hakurin to have Kuro around less. Forehead doesn't count
>>719820Then the, we aren't dating Hakurin line would be best. Next thread we should be treating the mist team to dinner it shouldn't be too bad, this one was quite pleasant.
>>719825One of their teammates, the Uchiha, really dislikes us so I doubt that. The Uzumaki is also kind of a prick.
>>719828Oh no at least Jensho is friendly-ish, we just need to endure. You think they will come calling again?
>>719577>Trust no country>Yay, we're gonna get actual character action>Go to sleep>Awaken>Check thread after coffee>Get this
>>719796>but Country will likely be a prickI was, but this anon's >>719798 heartfelt words melted my icy heart>>719825>>719828>>719837>at least Jensho is friendly-ishIf you can call someone who's using you friendly>>720311>Trust no countryThat was your first mistake.
>>721797I friendly-ish or maybe rapport would have been a better word he did warn us to rig Hakurins match. Anyway it is an extortion dinner, Kuros wallet will hurt but it doesn't mean we can't try try enjoy it.I hope I will be here for the vote when you come back I work until midnight eastern. Will you be running this weekend? I'm always free then
>>721797Everyone from the mist is a prick
>>721859>he did warn us to rig Hakurins matchTheir other teammate did that.
Future Naruto QuestThis quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same. However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series. You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Chunin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQMPastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/eyXSDiMH Last Quest, you had dinner with a friend.
It's not too late at night so there are still people out and about. You and Baratsuchi enter a more animated dialogue, talking about maybe getting together again, as this was nice. When you suggest dancing, she rejects the suggestion with a quiet tone. Again, you don't push it further, but you're annoyed every time you start really talking, she cuts it off. You reach her hotel, where she turns to face you, and tells you that she had a great time. You tell her the same, and are surprised when she lightly hugs you. "I knew it!" You hear a voice from behind you after the hug breaks off and Baratsuchi heads back into the hotel. "You are cheating on my sister, you womanizer!" Hyaku says, finger pointed at you accusingly. >What do you do/say?
>>722031"What, when did your sister and I get together, am I missing something? Or is this some Hyuuga Tradition that I'm not aware of... Girls are strange..." Walk home.
>>722031Ay gurl u jealous?You saved my nightshift by the way shits boring.
>>722031"Your sister and I aren't dating."
>>722031"Your sister and me are not dating, and this isn't a date either."
>>722031>We aren't even dating>Walk away from loli
>>722048ThisIs Hyaku an option?I don't want her but i want to know that we could if we did.
>>722059>Is Hyaku an option?Yes. I'm not sure how it would go at the moment, but yes.
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>722031Rolling for composure
>>722063Can I request that we rotate 360 degrees and moonwalk away?
>>722047>>722048>>722049"Look, I'm not dating your sister, and this wasn't a date either." You tell her, turning and starting to walk away. She rushes to catch up with you. "So you're just using girls then!" She gets ahead of you, "You're just a pervert.">A) "Do you even know what that means?">B) "What makes you think I'm dating your sister?">C) Stay quiet>D) Something else
>>722085>>A) "Do you even know what that means?">Because it spunds as though you're just calling me that because you don't like me
>>722085>D) Something elseAsk if she wants to get in on this. we could go get ice creamI have a feeling she doesn't get much attention at home, we should at least be a little nice to her.especially after playing catch with her as a ball and throwing her through a window
>>722085>D) I haven't even had my first kiss yet.
>>722098ThisToo bad shes not thankful for kuro helping her win a match against her brother
>>722085>>A) "Do you even know what that means?">>B) "What makes you think I'm dating your sister?"
>>722085Going to back >>722098 I've wanted to spend time with the loli anyway
>>722098>>722113>>722140"You don't even know what that means," You tell her, and she fidgets, making it obvious that she doesn't. "If this is about anything I did to you, we can get dango or something, alright?" She ponders for a few seconds, "Can it be ice cream?" You tell her that it can, and she leads you to an ice cream place near the Hyuga Compound. You're not very hungry, because of the dinner you just had, so you get a single scoop, while Hyaku orders a waffle cone. You both sit down inside to eat. >A) Talk to her about something (What?)>B) Just have your ice cream>C) Something else (What?)
>>722174>>A) Talk to her about something (What?)>Why do you think I'm dating your sister>You better not be talking to Haiiro about what she thinks love is
>>722174I'll support this >>722178Poor Hyaku
>>722174>A) Talk to her about something (What?)ask if she has many friends. I dont know why but I just cant get it out of my head that she's lonely or something
>>722174>BComfortable silence right?
>>722212No, it's so awkward that she runs home crying, and the head of the Hyuga clan comes to your house and beats up Shirou.
>>722193ThisGet to know her while we are here.
>>722220So we get to nurse her lovingly back to health? Nice>B
>>722193>>722222Hyaku always seems to catch you when you least expect it, or when it's the least convenient for you, this makes you wonder about her social life. "So Hyaku, do you have a lot of friends besides Haiiro?" You ask while having your dessert. She nods, noting that she has a number of friends, though she seems confused. After that, you both finish, and head your separate ways. You get home later than you had wanted, so you head to bed pretty quickly. What do you do when you wake up the next morning? >A) Relax for the day>B) Train something (What?)>C) Practice cooking>D) Visit someone (Who?)>E) Something else (What?)
>>722287>B) Train something (What?)SpeedGottagofast.mp3
>>722287>>E) Something else (What?)Go looking for missions
>>722287>C)Thought we were supposed to treat the mist team today
>>722303Yes, but that's later in the day. This is just before that.
>>722302I don't think we were supposed to the hospital told us no missions for a week
>>722287>>C) Practice cookingNo more embarrassment
>>722287>B) Train something (What?)Speed
>>722287>>722309Oh right.I'm changing my vote to cooking
>>722303>>722317>>722322Roll for effectiveness.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>722348
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>722348
>>722287>C) Practice cookingnice way to pass the time I guess
>>722309Oh completly forgot that
>>722352>>722353I just need one more.
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>722348
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>722348
>>722352>>722353You improved moderatel->>722385Oh boy.
>>722352>>722353>>722385You spend most of the day in the kitchen, serving Haiiro both breakfast and lunch, which she praises you for. You've greatly increased your cooking skill by the time you have to get ready for your dinner tonight. You're to meet the Mist team in front of your mother's restaurant like you did with Baratsuchi last night. >A) Dress casually>B) Dress semi-formally>C) Dress formally
>>722428>B) Dress semi-formally
>>722428>B) Dress semi-formallysafest option
>>722428>B) Dress semi-formallyWe should have asked them how to dress
>>722460>We should have asked them how to dress>Implying they wouldn't have fucked with you>Writing
>>722428>>B) Dress semi-formally
>>722432>>722439>>722458>>722460You dress similarly to last night, though with less class and more gaudiness. You figure that fits better for who you'll be dining with tonight. You have to wait for a few minutes in front of Hadenazubon before Team Tonakai shows up. To your surprise, each of them is dressed semi-formal as well, though each is a bit cold to you. Again, you're let in without a reservation, though this time you're seated at a booth. >Who do you sit with?>What do you order?
>>722553Sit with Jensho (whatever his name is)order a steak burger and a beer. offer to buy the first round
>>722567support I guessbut not the beer
>>722567>>722553Fourthing And absolutely beerGotta feed that burgeoning alcoholism
>>722600I support alcoholism, just not drinking piss
>>722553>>722567Sure. And make sure it's a good beer, like a brown or red ale
>>722613Dude have you ever had a good beer? Not the piss they serve in the us or something.
>>722628I'm australian, there's a fuckton of different beers here and they're all awful
>>722567>>722584>>722596>>722600You take the seat on the outside of the booth, next to Jensho. Tenburo sits across from you, and Kaya across from her Uzumaki teammate. You then order a steakhouse burger with fries along with a round of beer for each of you. Jensho orders the trout, while Kaya orders lamb, and Tenburo orders a steak. When they deliver the drinks, Tenburo and you each drink, while Kaya and Jensho seem reluctant. >A) Goad them into drinking>B) Let it go>C) Start a drinking game>D) Something else (What?)
>>722655>C) Start a drinking gameThis is the best idea
>>722655>D) Something else (What?)Try to encourage them but it's fine if they don't want to, it'll just be more for us.
>>722655This>>722662I don't want a repeat of the last drinking game, at least not with them
>>722641Welp i have no idea what you can get in australia i just know i love me some beer
>>722655>C) Start a drinking gameThis will end with us sleeping in their hotel and waking up in a compromising position with Kaya won't it?Because I can get behind that
>>722670>This will end with us sleeping in their hotel and waking up in a compromising position with Kaya won't it?No, you'll wake up on Shirou's bathroom floor.
>>722655>C) Start a drinking game >>722677Even better!
>>722658>>722670>>722680What kind of drinking game?
>>722677You better not be pulling my leg, Country. If we don't I'll be somewhat disappointed
>>722713First one to drop/throw up loses
>>722716I didn't mean you'd wake up on Shirou's floor after a night of fun, I meant that you'd wake up on her floor after being bashed by her fifteen threads ago.
>>722713Found this while googling drinking games you can play at a restaurantFuzzy Ducks: This bar drinking game is best played in a booth, or any circumstance where people can sit in a circle. The person who starts says "Fuzzy Duck," then the person to the right of them can either say "Fuzzy Duck" or "Ducky Fuzz." "Fuzzy Duck" implies that the person to the right goes, while "Ducky Fuzz" means that the person to the left goes. Anytime anyone says something other than those two phrases, they take a drink.
>>722723Does that mean Momo would be alive? Because I'm down to lose 15 threads of progress for that
>>722722That sounds terrible. They're not in Australia. But if you fuck around in space after Namek in Bio-Android, I'll let you go to Space Australia.
>>722755>He's never played drink and dropwhat a fucking pussy
>>722755>>722713The ultimate game: Rock Paper Scissors with betting, loser drinks the pot. Challenge anyone, bet anything, substitutes ARE allowed if they're accepted. I.e I'll let you punch me n the face if I lose instead of drinking, but if I win I punch you, loser eats this ball of wasabi, etc...
>>722771Not as part of a game, no. >>722741This sounds awful, sorry anon. >>722772This couldn't get out of hand, sounds good.
>>722782>couldn't get out of handYou just fucking watch
>>722782>>722794It starts as a friendly game of "I bet you can't eat a live octupus" progresses into a fistfight, and then ends in robbing a liquor store, jumping off a bridge while running from the cops, and getting tangled in high-voltage wires.
>>722772To get the other two drinking, you decide to start a drinking game. You settle on something that you've heard of, you don't remember where you heard of it though. Rock-Paper-Scissors with consequences. Kaya smirks and agrees, Tenburo agrees as well, and finally Jensho with a sigh. You start off against Tenburo. >Do you set a substitution for the loser? If so, what?>A) Throw rock>B) Throw paper>C) Throw scissors
>>722826>B) Throw paperStart ff easy, lure them into a false sense of security while we get drunk enough to not feel pain.
>>722826>A) Throw rock
>>722826>PaperScissors is for faggots
>>722826>B) Throw paper
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>722833>>722859>>722863Let's see how well you did. >1 is rock>2 is paper>3 is scissors
>>722892You both throw paper, and decide to go for the best two out of three. >What do you throw now?
>>722903>RockScissors is for faggots
>>722903>>722892Obviously he'd expect us to double down, so he'll go scissors and we'll go rock, but he EXPECTS us to do that so he'll go paper again and we'll go scissors, but he might think that throug and go rock! PAPER AGAIN! Somehow I don't think rolling individual hands is a good idea, maybe just one roll for relative success rate would be enough.
>>722929>Somehow I don't think rolling individual hands is a good idea, maybe just one roll for relative success rate would be enough.I think I might just do that. So instead of choosing again, just roll 1d100, DC 67, first three.
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>722936
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>722936
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>722936
Going against Kaya would be difficult she can predict what we throw with the Sharingan
>>722943>>722948>>722950You beat Tenburo on the second hand, and he downs the rest of his glass as Jensho challenges Kaya. You see a sly grin form on the girl's face as you think that her dojutsu activates the split second before each of them throws their hand. Her eyes are their normal brown when you look again, though she's beaten Jensho. The redhead next to you finishes his drink, then turns to challenge you. >A) Rock!>B) Paper! >C) Scissors!
>>722987>A) Rock!you like a hurricane
>>722993>>722999DC 66, first two.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>723055
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>723055
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>723055I'll save the day
>>723057>>723060Should have expected this to happen when I went to the bathroom. >Do you want to set a lose condition besides finish your drink?
>>723095No, though usually you bet BEFORE you lose.
>>723095You grin to yourself, thinking that if you win, you'll say that you rocked him like a hurricane, because he's an Uzumaki. However, you lose when Jensho throws paper, and finish your drink. Tenburo goes on to challenge Kaya and promptly loses. Now it's your turn to challenge Kaya. >A) Rock! (81)>B) Paper! (82)>C) Scissors! (83)
>>723119>A) Rock! (81)She'll never expect it!
>>723119Oh, and say if you want to set a lose condition.
>>723126Need to BREAK HER, TRIPLE DRINK!
>>723119>A) Rock! (81)
>>723119>>C) Scissors! (83)
>>723122>>723176Roll to rock her like a hurricane. First three this time.
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>723183Outta no where. A failure
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>723183BIG MONEY!
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>723183
Rolled 51, 88, 26, 44, 70, 48, 89, 4, 27, 79 = 526 (10d100)Man, these dice are haunted. Let me try to roll out the bad luck.
>>723186>>723187>>723192You both throw at the same time, though you can't see if she used her sharingan this time. If she did or didn't, you still lose, and have to drink. Before you can go against Tenburo again, your meals arrive. Your burger and Tenburo's steak coming out first, while Jensho's fish and Kaya's soup (I was mistaken earlier, she can't have solids because of the Exams) arrive shortly after. >A) Continue the game during the meal>B) Talk to Jensho about something (What?)>C) Talk to Kaya about something (What?)>D) Talk to Tenburo about something (What?)>E) Eat in silence
>>723217>>A) Continue the game during the meal
>>723217So, anyone else make chunin?
>>723217>aWe can chew her food for us.
>>723217>E)I can feel Kuros wallet screaming
>>723217>A) Continue the game during the meal
>>723261>I can feel Kuros wallet screamingIt's been an expensive few days. >>723227>>723260Roll for your hand against Tenburo, 71, first three.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>723270
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>723270Praise be to lolis
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>723270
>>723272>>723295This is what happens when you don't praise lolis enough
>>723272>>723275>>723295You're glad you aren't fighting them again, because you're now losing pretty badly. You're three drinks down, and drunkenness will only impair your abilities. You decide to call off the game at this point, and just eat in peace. Each of the Mist ninja agree in kind, and you eat in relative silence for a while. >A) Say something (What?)>B) Talk to Jensho (What do you say?)>C) Talk to Kaya (What do you say?)>D) Talk to Tenburo (What do you say?)>E) Finish the meal in silence
>>723315>A) Say something (What?)"I likes you guys. I hope that you don't die."
>>723315>A so...hows it going? Any issues?
>>723315>A) Say something (What?)Any of you guys know much about that Baratsuchi girl? Just asking for no real reason
>>723321>>723318>>723328"Did any of you make Chunin?" You ask Team Tonakai. To your surprise, both Kaya and Jensho tell you they did, though Tenburo says he has to wait till they get back to the Mist to find out. You tell them you have as well. You see Jensho make a motion across his throat at that, causing Kaya to laugh. "I wouldn't want to do that to you guys, you know." You tell them, rolling your eyes. "You're not even that bad, I hope that something doesn't happen to you honestly." Tenburo smiles, and thanks you, while Kaya just narrows her eyes, nodding, and Jensho makes a noise of affirmation. "Anything going on with you guys, any issues in the village?" You finally ask. "Nothing I can really think of." Tenburo responds with a shrug. Jensho goes on about minor complaints about the Hidden Leaf, trying to nettle you, which you just ignore. "You mean besides the being mostly confined to a hospital? No, not really." Kaya says, before downing a spoonful of soup. "Oh," she perks up with false enthusiasm. "next time you see that 'Uchiha' friend of yours, you know, suck you-something, give him one of these for me?" She asks with fake friendliness, which your not sure is directed at you, or the boy in question, as she drives her fork into the top of Jensho's hand. "What the hell Kaya?!" the Uzumaki exclaims as he pulls the utensil out, gritting his teeth. "You'll get over it." She tells him, rolling her eyes. >A) "Yeah, I'll do that..." (lie)>B) "What?">C) Drop the issue>D) Something else (What?)
>>723402>A) "Yeah, I'll do that..." (lie)
>>723402>A) "Yeah, I'll do that..." (lie)Why does she want us to hurt Jimmaru, he's pretty bro-tier at least with Kuro
>>723402>D) Something else (What?)"Sure. I guess I could do it in a spar with a kunai. Just on the hand, right?"
>>723415she meant Sakutai
>>723415She wants you to hurt Sakutai. Though she's pretty buttmad that Jimmaru is more of an Uchiha than her, in the world's eyes.
>>723418>>723422I'm not even drunk, must be tired how did I miss that suck you something. I'd say she is more Uchiha she has activated her doujutsu while Jimmaru hasn't. I understand though Uchiha should come from the leaf
>>723434>I understand though Uchiha should come from the leafYeah, that's why. Also the fact that she may not be descended from Sasuke.
>>723447>>723434>>723422>>723418Speaking of Sakutai, you should probably talk to him, or at least his team soon. He did kind of get rekt by Jensho.
>>723453That's true we haven't heard from him in a while, we should check in. No more dinners though I doubt Kuro has enough to buy ninja tools
>>723407>>723415You give her an uncomfortable grin and nod, telling her you'll do that. You again, go back to eating in relative silence. Jensho finishes first, and sits back, pondering whether or not to order desert. You finish second, followed by Kaya. It seems Tenburo's large steak is giving him trouble. Wiping her mouth, Kaya looks at you, and you can hear her foot rhythmically making contact with the wall of the bench next to Jensho's feet. "I won't let you get away with lying Kuro." She says with a tone too sinister for the simple dinner you had hoped for. "I'll wait for you to do it, you know." Despite the fact that her sharingan isn't active, her gaze is making you uncomfortable. Tenburo continues to eat, not wanting to get involved in this, and Jensho just sits with his arms crossed, lazily watching the interaction. She lets out a callous laugh, "It's not like anyone's waiting back in the Mist, I can just wait for you to do it." >A) Try to diffuse the situation (How?)>B) "I need some air" (Ask the host to send you the bill, leave)>C) Tell her off (How?)>D) Something else (What?)
>>723482>D) Something else (What?)"Alright." Call Sakutai.
>>723482>>D) Something else (What?)I guess I'll just let you lie for me then
>>723482>A)Explain to me your beef with him, Sakutai is an alright guy and he and his team allied with mine during the Forest of Death, and you want me to just stab him for no reason.
>>723499>I guess I'll just let you lie for me thenWhat did he mean by this?
>>723482>D)"If you can't do it yourself, how are you going to make me? If you really want revenge, do it yourself."
>>723511I think that means that he is drunk.
>>723511Wouldn't you like to knowThe answer can be found in many different ways, just like our bloodline
>>723519>just like our bloodlineI would tell you more about it, but I feel like anything I say would give it away. It doesn't appear until Shippuden is probably the most I can tell you.
>>723526If its filler, then it doesn't exist.
>>723533It's not filler. Filler and movie bloodlines are shit. Except the Tenseigan and that laser thing Kinshiki could do.
>>723517"Why do I have to do it?" You ask, meeting her gaze, "If you want revenge, do it yourself." You gesture at Jensho, "Besides, it's not like your teammate didn't hurt him badly in the exams." Kaya sighs, and looks down, "Y-you're right." She says, clenching her fist, "That was..." She gets up, Tenburo allowing her to leave the booth, "out of line, I'm sorry." She says, regretfully, "It's best I leave." At that, she turns to go out the door, Jensho watching as she leaves. "Thanks for the dinner, Kuro," He says, as he shuffles past you, "You're not as bad as I though." He adds, following the Uchiha out of the restaurant. Tenburo finishes his meal momentarily after, apologizing for his teammates, and asking if you want to split the bill. >A) You've got it covered>B) Accept his offer>C) Question him about what happened (What do you say?)
>>723556>B) Accept his offerDon't be a self-righteous dick and hurt his pride.
>>723556>A) You've got it covered>C) Question him about what happened (What do you say?)ask what the deal was there. do they have history together or something?
>>723556>A)It's supposed to be my treat, however I appreciate the offer.>C)What was that about with Kaya?
>>723556>B) Accept his offer>C) Question him about what happened (What do you say?)What was up with her
>>723541We'd know if it was an nature release so that narrows it down
>>723565>>723570>>723581You tell him that you've got it, it was your offer anyway. He accepts this, and starts to leave. Before he can, you ask him about what was up with Kaya. "Well, I don't really want to talk about it without her knowing," He starts, "It just has to do with the fact she's an Uchiha from outside the Leaf. They're not treated well by the Clan itself." He then shrugs, "The Uzumaki can get pretty bad too, but I think Jensho feels differently." You tell him you guess you understand. "Is that all Kuro?">A) Yes>B) No (What else is there?)
>>723612>A) YesLet's see if that loli is around to take her to ice cream again
>>723612>not treated wellSTART YOUR OWN MAJOR BRANCH YOU WHORE
>>723643>START YOUR OWN MAJOR BRANCH YOU WHOREThere's a reason why the Uzumaki haven't been able to do this in the decades they've been "extinct."
>>723653Lack of Dong?
>>723616>>723617>>723630>>723635You tell him that's all you needed, and say your goodbyes. You pay and head home, where you find Haiiro still up. Not waiting for you, but she seems like she wanted to see you. "Can we talk, Kuro?" She asks in a way which seems too innocent, even for her. >End updates, we'll rejoin Kuro either Wednesday or Thursday, as always, I'll stick around for a bit.
>>723653>not extraing seed and putting sperm in it.
>>723660Well not everyone is as blessed as Kuro, no, it's the fact that they're rare, their genes aren't the most dominant, and they seem to die mysteriously all to often.
>>723664Is Haiiro gonna ask Kuro to make her a woman?
>>723664Jesus fucking christ, so much many interpersonal issues.>>723669Is the current 9 tails jinchuriki a Konoha Uzumaki?
>>723673>Is the current 9 tails jinchuriki a Konoha Uzumaki?No, the Nine Tail's Jinchuriki is a Namikaze.>>723672
>>723678>the Nine Tail's Jinchuriki is a NamikazeMan that's weird, I guess they sort of have Naruto's blood, but still
>>723678You're not answering the question...
>>723732You'll find out, Next Time! On Dragon Ball Z!
>>723770That reminds me that Tofoo is gonna dieThanks Country
>>723775>Thanks CountryWhy are you thanking me? It's SOM's quest and either you or one of his tripfags is going to be the one to axe Tofoo. Again
>>723822It was me last time and I hope it's me this time
>>723890I know som, I could pull some strings
Thanks for running Country, what is Kuros current cooking level? flavorkage>>723822>>723890Don't talk like this I know he is going to die, the Ginyu force is coming he could beat Guldo if he is smart, but Recoome is a monster who will kill us.
>>724014>what is Kuros current cooking level?Kuro is an A-rank cook.I'll start up around 6:30http://www.strawpoll.me/11470237
>>728637Do we need S rank to negate all crit fails?
>>729019>Do we need S rank to negate all crit fails?That will negate all critfails besides 1s and 2s.
Pushing the thread back, probably start at 7:10~7:20
New Opening PostFuture Naruto QuestThis quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same. However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series. You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Chunin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQMPastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/eyXSDiMH Last Quest, you spent some time with Hakurin's sister, and then had an awkward dinner.
After an interesting dinner with Team Tonakai, you head home. The walk is uneventful, though you do have some things to think about. When you get home, you find Haiiro, seemingly waiting for you in the living room. "Can we talk, Kuro?" she asks in a way which seems too innocent, even for her.>A) "Yeah, what do you need?">B) "Can it wait till the morning?">C) "No"
>>729441>>A) "Yeah, what do you need?"This better not be about another fucking dinner night
>>729441>A) "Yeah, what do you need?"
>>729441>A) "Yeah, what do you need?"ayy, it's time for another dinner
>>729441>A) "Yeah, what do you need?"oh no she knows something. I don't know what, but it's something
Does this quest even have a plot?
>>729447Oh, I can guarantee that there's only one thing Haiiro is hungry for. Kuro's care.>>729460She knows that Shirou is a super-awesome slut who could get all the guys she wanted, but she respects her relationship with her older, long-term boyfriend too much, despite his hunger for sex.
>>729468It did, and it might in the future.
>>729447>>729448>>729452>>729460She fidgets where she's sitting, looking around a bit while mumbling something to you. You ask her to speak up a bit. "I know you're busy," she starts, looking at you, "but we haven't trained in a while, and I liked that." She does have a point, you haven't trained her since you before you went on your mission. Though you did like training with her, you aren't sure that's a great idea with your head trauma. >A) Promise you'll train her soon>B) Promise you'll train her tomorrow>C) Tell her you don't have the time>D) "Why can't you just train with Shirou?">E) Something else (What?)
>>729552>B) Promise you'll train her tomorrowWe can just make her do hand signs again :^)
>>729552>B) Promise you'll train her tomorrowWe should train chakra control
>>729552>E) Something else (What?)I'll train you right now>proceed to quiz her on basic ninja knowledge and then agree to train her tomorrow
>>729552>B) Promise you'll train her tomorrow
>>729552>>B) Promise you'll train her tomorrow
>>729556>>729560>>729579>>729601You promise Haiiro that you'll train her tomorrow, and she thanks you, before heading to bed. You sit up on your own for a while, watching TV and some lazy messaging. Once it's pretty late, you head to bed yourself. The next morning, you feel someone poking you. You're tired, and annoyed that someone came into your room without your permission. The small finger continues jamming into your side, and you can hear Haiiro calling you. >A) "Five more minutes...">B) Shove her away>C) Get up and train her (What do you train?)
>>729619>A) "Five more minutes..."I'm intrigued that this is an option...
>>729619>Yank her into bed and cuddle as you snore.>She must escape a ninja's grasp.
>>729619>A) "Five more minutes..."
>>729630It's the first thing in the morning and you're twelve. Are you sure this is wise?
>>729619going with pulling her into bed like >>729630 saidThis is how the training starts today
>>729630ThisIts a bad idea but lets do it anyway.
>>729619backing>>729630Because why not have some fun
>>729630>>729660>>729670>>729672>>729676>Jiraiya shows up>Time for molest the loli!>mfw
>>729683>MolestI prefer the term, no pain no gain.
>>729683It's purely platonic cuddling. Get your mind out of the gutter Country.
>>729630>>729660>>729670>>729672You turn over, grabbing Haiiro, and dragging her under the covers and into bed with you. "You're first training is how to escape from a ninja's grasp." You tell her, tiredly. Haiiro struggles futilely against you for a few minutes, stopping you from getting any more sleep. "Kuro!" She whines, "Stop it! You're squeezing me, and stop poking my back!" >A) Stop>B) Don't stop
>>729729>A) StopSTOP LEWDING THE LOLI!
>>729729>B) Don't stop>C) Ninja don't stop because its hurts. They stop because they die or win.
>>729729>B) Don't stopcant stop it now
>>729729>B) Don't stopJiraya is right, no stopping. It's an important lesson
>>729747Yes, you can. You easily can.
>>729760Only women stop early, We promised training and we are. She needs to understand that you can't just 'stop' a battle. You need to either win or die.
>>729729>>>A) StopUuuuugh, fine, enough fun.Don't want her to notice that bonner.We should do this every time shirou or her wakes us up
>>729770What we're doing is sort of sexual assault
>>729780I just noticed that I wasn't being a tripfag
>>729777>shirou or her wakes us upUsually she doesn't come into your room to wake you up. And Shirou never goes into your room while you're home.
>>729770She is innocent. Her accidental sexual exposure needs to be her fault, or we're just creepy perverts, like Jiraiya
>>729780>>729793Ehhh, i might be took drunk to be posting. Stop being reasonable>>729789Hot.
>>729795>i might be took drunk You're only too drunk when you pass out from drinking
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>729733>>729735>>729745>>729747>>729755>>7297771 is A, 2 is B>>729807Stop encouraging him to overdrink and molest lolis.
>>729809>>729807Loli's aren't people, they are for shoulders. You stick them on their or clinging to you're back and run off to fist fuck enemies.
>>729822We aren't Kenpachi
>>729831We can be if we teach her how to be a good loli and ride on our shoulders. While we hit people super fucking hard.
>>729733>>729735>>729777>>729809You let go of Haiiro, and the younger girl rolls out of your bed, standing over you angrily. "Kuro, that was mean!" she says, kicking you in the stomach, it doesn't hurt, but it does jolt you more awake. "And you promised to train me today...">A) "Let me get ready...">B) "Later...">C) "I don't want to train you anymore.">D) Something else (What?)
>>729845>A) "Let me get ready..."
>>729845>D) Something else (What?)get ready and take her to a training field
>>729845>>A) "Let me get ready..."ha, mean would have been not stopping.
>>729844>We can be if we teach her how to be a good loli and ride on our shoulders. While we hit people super fucking hard.She's not that much younger than you, she wouldn't be a shoulder loli for long. Sure, she'll probably develop similarly to Shirou, but that's not quite loli anymore.
>>729871right there with you, Jiraiya
>>729849>>729854>>729859>>729863>>729864You tell Haiiro to let you get ready, and roll out of bed yourself. You're unable to shoo her out of the room, but do manage to coerce her to turn around so you can change. You pick an outfit you can work out in, but that's still casual and you could wear most anywhere. When you're done, Haiiro takes you by the hand and practically drags you to the backyard. She then asks what you'll be training today.>A) Train taijutsu>B) Train ninjutsu>C) Train genjutsu>D) Train bukijutsu>E) Train hand seals>F) Train stamina
>>729952>>F) Train stamina
>>729952>F) Train stamina
>>729952>E) Train hand sealsSo we have the least amount of chane of fucking up our head more
>>729952>>C) Train genjutsu
>>729957>>729963>>729972Roll for effectiveness. 1d100, first three.
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>730027
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>730027
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>730027For the loli
>>730038>Rolled 21The rolls had been displeased by the molestation. >>730030>>730031Ayy, good job.
>>730030>>730031You make Haiiro do exercises for the whole time you're training with her to increase her stamina. Haiiro does so without complaint, happy to be spending time with you again. At the end of the training session, you can tell that she's improved, and you invite her in for lunch. >A) Make something difficult (80)>B) Make something easy (20)>C) Make sandwiches>D) Make something frozen>E) Order out
>>730093>B) Make something easy (20)With our skills now, isn't something easy still moderately impressive?
>>730093>A) Make something difficult (80)Let's do this.
>>730093>B) Make something easy (20)
>>730104If you succeed. If you don't, the only thing you'll serve Haiiro will be tears.
>>730113Kuro will have to become a S-Ranked Cooking Ninja
>>730101>>730104>>730112First three 1d100's.
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>730163
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>730163
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>730163
>>730168>>730171>>730177What the fuck.
>>730177Good think Kuro is an A-rank cooking-nin now so a 5 isnt a crit fail
>>730168>>730171>>730177You want to make something easy, and you decide on making homemade pizza. Somehow, when you check on the pizza in the oven, the bottom has fallen through. You don't know how it happened, but you end up ordering instead. After the pizza is delivered, around noon, Shirou comes downstairs, the smell of food drawing her out. "Did you get pizza?" She asks groggily.You tell her you did. "She looks around, suddenly more alert, "Is Haiiro here?">A) Yes>B) No (lie)>C) Call out to Haiiro>D) Ask why she's worried
>>730248>>D) Ask why she's worried
>>730248>C) Call out to Haiiro
>>730248>>A) Yes>D) Ask why she's worried
>>730248>A)>D)I'm just going to stop rolling
>>730248>D) Ask why she's worriedDo you need another hickey?
>>730260>>730277>>730294"Yes," you answer, opening the top box, "she is." Shirou looks around nervously, before you tell her that your cousin is outside. "Why are you so worked up about it anyway?" You're kind of annoyed at your sister's attitude, but you'd like to hear her out. "She thinks I'm doing something today." You ask her when she even got back. "Last night, right before you got home, I sneaked in." She tells you. >A) Tell her to get out of here, you'll cover for her>B) Call in Haiiro>C) Something else (What?)
>>730351>C) Something else (What?)Ask what she believes is happening.
>>730351>>A) Tell her to get out of here, you'll cover for her>C) Something else (What?)>I can't keep lying for you, you know
>>730351>A) Tell her to get out of here, you'll cover for her
>>730351>A) Tell her to get out of here, you'll cover for her"Wow Kuro, how much pizza did you eat while I was gone?"
>>730351>C: why're you telling her that?>A
>>730351>>A) Tell her to get out of here, you'll cover for her
>>730363>>730367>>730372>>730387>>730410Why does everyone want to cover for Shirou? I'm not saying don't do it, but I'd like to hear why.
>>730427>Not covering for the big sister who got you every? ninja info card she could.Geez, I wonder fucking why we'd help her out.
>>730427It's funnier when she breaks down this way:^ )
>>730435>why we'd help her out.Are you really helping her?
>>730427Why not?she is best sis, she gets what she wants
>>730438She never asked for us to dig the grave for her, just hand her a shovel when the old one breaks. So ya we're helping.
>>730438Helping her dig a hole as deep as possible before it collapses.
>>730427I'm more interested in why she has continued the lying.Covering for her because she's family that dug herself a hole a the moment.I don't intend to continue doing this though.
>>730427my vote is to call in Haiiro, but I've been away from my computer and briefly checking on this before continuing my other shit.
>>730363>>730367>>730372>>730387>>730410"Fine, I'll cover for you," You tell Shirou with a sigh. She takes two slices for herself, heading out the front door. "Why are you digging yourself into a hole like this? You can't keep lying to Haiiro." You comment to her. Shirou doesn't respond, and just leaves. Finally, Haiiro joins you. "Wow Kuro, you already ate two slices? Didn't it just get here?" You laugh, and tell her you did, before she sits at the island and grabs herself a slice. "How did that even happen to the one you made?" She asks with a nearly full mouth. You just shrug, and have your own slice. You spend the rest of the day with Haiiro, spending some downtime around the house. The next day, you train her in stamina again, a little lighter than last time, so you can work on something else tomorrow. The rest of your day is open. >A) Visit someone (Who?)>B) Go somewhere (Where?)>C) Train on your own (What do you train? You're still concussed.)>D) Stay home>E) Something else (What?)
>>730514>>C) Train on your own (What do you train? You're still concussed.)Hand Seals
>>730514I'mm back this madman >>730521
>>730521>>730544>>730569Roll for effectiveness.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>730583
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>730583
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>730583WORDSSSS
>>730586Well that isn't okay
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>730583The wall bless
I feel like this quest is going nowhere lately. We need a timeskip or an intense mission or something
>>730633Next arc we may get our bloodline, so there is that. As well a a timeskip that's coming up soon
>>730586Be glad you're not fighting. >>730633You'll get a timeskip to when you're okay to go on missions again and head out on a team mission after this thread.
>>730642Cool. I don't mean to whine but the last mission was super lame, hopefully this next one is more exciting and has some kind of actual story to it
>>730641>Next arc we may get our bloodline, so there is that. As well a a timeskip that's coming up soonBig timeskip soon-ish, probably in mid-November. >>730650>last mission was super lame, hopefully this next one is more exciting and has some kind of actual story to itDon't worry, it will. Half of the reason for the last mission was to prove a point. >Anyway, writing
>>730586You don't make any progress in your hand seals, and actually manage to give your finger a nasty tweak. The bruise has already formed by the time you make it home. The next day, Haiiro wants to train with you again. >What do you train?
>>730682Tracking. I.E hide and seekyes it's a cop out
>>730682>EduenceGET THE WHIP.
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>730692>>730694>>7306951 is taijutsu, 2 is tracking, 3 is endurance.
>>730728WHIP TIME IT IS, GUIDE ME.
>>730695>>730728You tell Haiiro that she'll be doing endurance training today, and start on impact drills. You spend a good amount of time hitting your little cousin, who takes it all in stride. Again, the two of you have lunch, then you have the rest of the day to yourself. >A) Visit someone (Who?)>B) Go somewhere (Where?)>C) Stay home>D) Something else (What?)
>>730764>>C) Stay home
>>730764>B) Go somewhere (Where?)ask Baratsuchi if she wants to do something. maybe get some coffee or train together
>>730764>Visit the all seeing eye>Ask her to stop her little sis from extorting us.
>>730764>C) Stay homeSorry that I show up so rarely, Country. It's really hard with the timezone.
>>730764> Go Drink
>>730764>Go somewhereWander the town, invite Hakurin and/or JimmaruMaybe get into light hijinks.
>>730790That's alright Wheel, I understand. Juust tell me who you think best girl is, I can't really remember. Just so I can give you a surprise.
>>730821My choice is sensei.
>>730831>That spoilerYou just love making this tough on me. >Writing
>>730772>>730790You stay in again. Even though you have a doctor's order not to do ninja activities, you are getting kind of bored. The next day, it's time to train Haiiro again. >What do you train Haiiro in?>What do you do afterwards?
>>730851>Eduence, Run her bored>Go drinking.
>>730851>What do you train Haiiro in?Tracking>What do you do afterwards?Jack off
>>730851>What do you train Haiiro in?Chakra control>What do you do afterwards?jack off with the door unlocked hoping Shirou walks in
>>730862>>730851I love it
>>730862>>730869Roll 1d100 for Haiiro's training. Roll 2d20 for encounter rolls. First three of each.
Rolled 85 + 2 (1d100 + 2)>>730911
Rolled 13, 15 = 28 (2d20)>>730911I dont know what I want from this
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>730911and a d100
Rolled 15, 13 = 28 (2d20)>>730911ignore that +2good training tho
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>730911
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d100 + 2)>>730911
Rolled 10, 8 = 18 (2d20)>>730911Rip
>>730926Damn, that was +2d20. It doesn't work that way.
>>730914>>730917>>730924You trained Haiiro well. >>730915>>730918>>730931>I don't know what I want from thisYou didn't want a 13. But I'll use the 15, cause I'm a nice guy.
>>730941>Hakurin aprroaches our house, has Byakugan on for whatever reason>Hakurin moves away from our house
>>730944>Hakurin moves away from our house>moves awayYou know as well as I do she would watch. Besides, 13 was Haiiro and Hyaku.
>>730941>>730953But 13 is exactly what I wanted!
>>730953>That's not how big they say they are in the books
>>730953LET THEM WALK IN. HEHEHEHAHAHA
>>730955She's already seen Kuro's Kuro, remember?
>>730959I meant Haiiro and Hyaku
>>730953>Implying that's what I didn't want
>>730941You do the same training as yesterday, and you can tell Haiiro's endurance has gone up. You congratulate her afterwards, and she thanks you, before heading out to do something or other with her friends. You figure that you have plenty of time with the house to yourself. Or at least, if Shirou's home, she won't bother you. You head to your room, and get ready to spend your time with yourself. A few minutes in, you get a call, which you ignore. About two minutes later, you get a message. Then another call. Then another message. Another call. >A) Check>B) Finish
>>730983>A) Fuckin' blowing my buzz
>>730983>B) FinishWHY IS SOMEBODY CALLING ME?
>>730983Send the lolis in, Country
>>731016>>730966>>730964>>730958>>730954No, you didn't want that. You wanted a scenario that wouldn't have played out, not the one that would have.
>>731024>Mom walks in>Eye shot>10 points.
>>731024Don't tell me what I want, send them in
>>731029The lolis are busy elsewhere. But Momo might be watching you from hell.
>>731033Now I want this post, So do it. WALK IN.
>>731024>ImplyingAnything that would have happened would have served my Painful purposes
>>731033Don't you put that evil on me Country. Momo was pure, she went to heaven!
What the fuck are ya'll arguing about?
>>730988>>730993>>731004>>731019>>731028You're determined to finish it, and silence the notifications. You finish in short order, but you hear someone pounding on the door downstairs. You clean up as fast as possible, and pull your pants back up. You figure that if it's that urgent, you can forgo a shirt. You open the door, revealing your friend Sakutai, breathing heavily. >A) Ask him what he wants>B) Wait for him to talk>C) Yell at him for interrupting you
>>731055>>A) Ask him what he wantsDid Kaya do the thing?Will we learn some shit about the Uchiha?
>>731055>A) Ask him what he wantsnot what I was expecting or wanted
>>731055>A) Yell/Ask him what he wants and that somebody better be fucking dead!
>>731061Is it true that Kirran is dying because of Slowmara?>>731066>The lolis and ALL SEEING EYE are>>731064Good.
>>731082No it is not
>>731082>PAIN DESIRES GROWS.
>>731061>>731064>>731066>>731067>>731075"What's so wrong that you had to blow up my phone and break down my door?" You ask Sakutai, annoyed. The young Uchiha takes a moment to catch his breath, and you notice he looks worse for wear. You haven't seen him up-close since the Chunin Exams, but he has a few band-aids on his face, his left arm is bandaged, and his right arm is in a sling and a cast. "S-sorry about that, Kuro." He says, still catching his breath, "But your sister said something about you needing me right away, something about needing the sharingan I think?" He takes something out of his pocket, "and she gave me this for you." You take the folded piece of paper, and break the sticker keeping it shut. The paper reads "I know hurting one of them physically is to conspicuous, so hurt this one on the inside, I know you can- J.">A) Tell Sakutai he's been deceived>B) Give him the note>C) Do what the note says (How?)>D) Storm down to their hotel>E) Storm down to the hospital>F) Ignore it, invite him in>G) Something else (What?)
>>731138>>A) Tell Sakutai he's been deceived>B) Give him the note
>>731138>A) Tell Sakutai he's been deceived>B) Give him the note
Whats that mean, am i missing something?who the fuck is J?
>>731150>>731152>>731163>>731164Why don't you want to hurt your friend for the extortionist foreigners?
>>731167the mist dude
>>731167It's Jensho you mong>>731171Reasons
>>731171we paid our due to them.
>>731195>we paid our due to them.>They cover up a murder for you1 dinner later>We're good, right senpai?
>>731150>>731152>>731163>>731164You apologize to Sakutai, and tell him that he's been deceived. You hand him the note. He crumples it up, throwing it to the ground, and demanding to know who set him up. >A) Tell him>B) Ask him to come in and calm down before you tell him>C) Refuse to tell him>D) Something else (What?)
>>731207>Murdered a manDunno what you mean, no proof of it. >Cover up a murderYou mean how they killed their own friend? A real shame.>1 dinnerI thought they were being friendly and were beat so I was gonna buy them dinner and did. I CAN BULLSHIT ALL OF THIS COUNTRY. I CAN ESCAPE THE LAW.>>731228>I dunno.
>>731138>>C) Do what the note says (Tell him he doesn't deserve to be a Chunnin)
>>731228>C) Refuse to tell himjust gonna lead to problems
>>731228>>A) Tell himThis can have zero repercussions
>>731228>>C) Refuse to tell him
>>731228>CMight as well say that we have no idea who wrote this.
>I'm going to leave this cliffhanger, thread resumes late Friday, as always, I'll stick around for a bit
>>731276Dick move, I can respect that
Well shit, I never asked for this
>>731294I don't give you what you ask for. I give you what you deserve.
>>731276Who actually sent him?
>>731306Transformation jutsu is something almost every ninja knows.
>>731305Kuro doesn't really deserve much, he's kind of a sad person
>>731312>Kuro doesn't really deserve much, he's kind of a sad personYes he does, no he's not. Nervous laughter.
>>731305Not that it matters but I was against the revenge plan, I look forward to see how this plays out
>>731318>Familial Issues>So far has fucked up after succeeding>Shirou>Dong is too large>Did I mention Shirou?He has some pretty good cooking skills though, so that's a plus
>>731318you know these guys trying too extort us makes it seem like we should just kill them as well.
>>731333Jiraiya that's not a very well thought out plan
>>731335Its only a well thought out plan my friend, if it succeeds. It will as long as we turn them into women first.
>>731328>Familial issuesIt's just Shirou, your parents are just busy a lot, you can spend time with them when they aren't if you'd like. >So far has fucked up after succeedingWell, you made Chunin, despite the loss to Jensho. Which wasn't even solely based on your luck, you attacked a guy covered in juin/fuinjutsu marks with your bear hands.>ShirouYeah, I'll give you that one.>Dong is too largeThat's like the ultimate first world problem>Did I mention Shirou?You can stop enabling her behavior, you know. >>731333Fourstar is right >>731335, besides, they'll be out of the village by the time you're cleared for missions again.
>>731342I still feel like we wouldn't have made that choice about Jensho if we had been able to see all of the Genin files
>>731342So we should just go out into the forest of death to train? Also, how bad was the head-injury thing? Should't we have a nurse.>>731344If we didn't constantly have new people pop in and leave. Maybe.
>>731322Yeah, the revenge plot wasn't great, of course if you hadn't done it, Momo would stay unavenged. Which isn't as bad as murdering someone and being at the whim of a manipulative dick, a vindictive girl with next to nothing to lose, and an actual decent guy. And I finally thought of a way for you to pay back your debt to Team Tenburo.>>731344The genin files didn't have information on specializations like fuinjutsu, or the specifics of kekkai genkai. >>731348>how bad was the head-injury thing? Should't we have a nurse.I don't think so, then again, I don't know much about concussions.
>>731351A minor concussion is fine so long as you don't exert yourself.
>>731207Guess its time to get rid of the witnesses.
>>731351>We need to remurder MomoPlease Country, Don't do this. Also if we can't exert ourself yet it must've been pretty fucking bad.
>>731359>Also if we can't exert ourself yet it must've been pretty fucking bad.Go back to suspending innocent players, Goodell.
>>731363No, I wish you good night and safe trip. And everybody else. Also is Momo legit dead? Or is this gonna be some really shite joke until the end and find out shes a puppet?
>>731367Find out she's a puppet? [u]If[/u] she's not dead, it won't be nearly as dramatic as you all think.
>>731367>>731373pls noWe get enough about puppets from Shinobi Quest
>>731378I thought you didn't follow that Quest. Didn't you say somewhere you didn't like female MC's?
>>731396That's an example of a female MC done mostly right, which generally doesn't happen
>>731401>That's an example of a female MC done mostly right, which generally doesn't happenI would agree, up to a point. But after the whole Temple Mission I felt that Wargle was going more and more snowflakey with the quest, and the Chunin Exams sealed that for me. I still think Wargle is a good writer, and love the first parts of the quest, but I just can't find it in me to follow it anymore. It's fantastic for a first quest though.I just hope I've struck a good balance between the snowflake/overpowered MC like Shinobi or Shinigami Savant, and the relatively underpowered MC of Dragonball Quest.
>>731408I really was just talking about the female aspect. As a quest, the overpoweredness did/does make it a tad boring. As for you, I feel we have a good area of power right now; Breddy gud, but easily capable of both kicking his superior's asses and getting his ass handed right back to him.
>>731408To borrow a comparison from our old home, those quests are playing Exalted in pre-made settings that are suited for it. Shinobi's MC is unusual but fitted carefully into the existing setting design, barring the egg thing which even I'll agree is overdoing it a bit. And ultimately, she's a hell of a glass cannon but isn't divorced from her cohort in terms of potential skill and power: she has her limits, and even the kids her own age can test those limits. Shinigami Savant's MC has been swordfighting against Mexican ghost monsters for a hundred and fifty years, with a skillset deliberately tailored for relevance in any fight but that rarely leads to outright superiority against an enemy at her level. The players mostly rely on finding the counter for even more bullshit powers than what the MC has at her disposal: which may mean a century training her sixth sense (only sort of worked), or rupturing her own eardrums mid-fight. Sometimes either character's "best" is only enough for a partial success. Sometimes they need bailing out. But they're consistent, and can stand up to engagement with the overpowered bullshit and twisted plots that their respective settings run rife with.As a reader, Kuro feels more like a GURPS character where the skills aren't rigidly defined beforehand. I have no idea how skilled Kuro is supposed to be in the abstract, mechanical sense, nor how he stacks up against most of the other characters. If the dice feel kind he's a goddamn juggernaut who holds his drink better than the adults in the room, cooks himself ambrosia for every meal, and would be getting all of the puss in the Village if he knew what puss was. If the dice feel unkind he flails ineffectually, couldn't hold a drink if he stapled the cup to his own face, sets his kitchen on fire trying to boil water, and nearly alienates everyone he knows all at once. Which is probably fine, because if there IS an overarching plot it mostly seems to be happening far, far away from the MC. Thus you can have three threads or whatever on the Bullshit Express, or an entire session where the MC fails at pizza and watches their cousin train.You get players with it, so you can take everything I've said however you'd like. You do you, and other QMs will do what they do. But try and keep in mind that what you do isn't inherently better than what they do, nor is it above criticism.
Future Naruto QuestThis quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same. However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series. You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Chunin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQMPastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/eyXSDiMH Last Quest, you helped your cousin Haiiro train.
"I'm sorry Sakutai, but I can't tell you who did this, it would just lead to more problems for everyone involved." You tell the Uchiha with a sigh. He looks at you with contempt, "So you're protecting some unknown asshole who wants to hurt me 'for my sake' then, Kuro." He says before turning to leave, "Maybe one of your teammates knows, they've always been more hopeful."You watch him walk down the front walk, but you have a chance to stop him. >A) Stop him, tell him who it is>B) Stop him, try to talk it out>C) Don't stop him>D) Something else (What?)
>>744811>C)Hi country, I thought you would have made a new thread
>>744822It wouldn't be worth it if I can't run for the rest of the week.
>>744811>>B) Stop him, try to talk it out
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>744822>>744853I guess I'll roll on this. Normally I don't like a single vote deciding. Considering what happened last time. 1 is B, 2 is C.
>>744889Well hopefully more people come in soon because if we don't have consensus you're gonna be rolling a lot tonight
>>744822>>744853You watch as Sakutai departs down your front walk. You feel kind of bad about it, but you don't know if Jimmaru knows and you're certain Sensei won't tell on you. You aren't sure about Hakurin though, you could probably trust her, but you might want to warn her Sakutai's on his way. >A) Message Hakurin about it>B) Call Hakurin about it>C) Trust her
>>744911>A) Message Hakurin about it
>>744927Congratulations on killing Recoome in two hits.
>>744933And Zarbon in 1
>>744933thanks, I've been doing stuff so far on NamekI wish I could do that here
>>744945You'll get your chance on the next mission. Think of a Zabuza equivalent but scaled to Chunin level as opposed to Genin level. Maybe.
>>744954I just want to see that bloodline, then I can leave this quest forever. But probably not
>>744961Probably not leave or probably not see it? Because either way.
>>744925>>744927You send a quick message to Hakurin warning her about Sakutai. Then you wait. Maybe half an hour later, you get a reply from Hakurin, telling you that she didn't tell him anything, and asking if you want to do something tonight. >A) Sure, go out to eat>B) Sure, see a movie>C) Sure, do something else (What?)>D) No thanks
>>744990>>A) Sure, go out to eatWe may as well
>>744990>>D) No thanks
>>744990>A)Yes, spending time with all seeing eye
>>744990>D) No thanksInstead text Baratsuchi and ask if she wants to go out
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>744996>>745009>>745012>>745020A is 1, D is 2.
>>745066Based Dice gods
>>745066You tell Hakurin that you'd like to go out to dinner with her. And ask her where she would like to go. She comments that you probably don't want to go to Hadenazubon again, and instead suggests a little, out of the way dango and sushi place that you went in your academy days. You agree to this, and meet her there at sunset. You both take a seat at one of the little tables and each order your favorite dishes there. >A) Talk about something (What?)>B) Eat in silence
>>745071>>745114All-Seeing Eyefags vs. Not-Seeing Eyefags go!
>>745124>>A) Talk about something (What?)Ask how her family is>>745132That won't work, Dice isn't here
>>745137>Dice isn't hereI hope he's okay.
>>745124>A) Ask her how her training has been going>>745132Do I gotta pull out the list? I like all seeing eye but if it doesn't work out Baratsuchi, Himarase, Sensei and Shirou are the back up choices in that order. I don't have any back up anyway, I need Dice and Jiraiya-sensei
>>745149Jiraiya isn't a Hakurin-fagDice is though
>>745161Jiraiya is a sisfag. >>745149I don't really take sides, but I mostly judge the girls on Kuro's interaction with them, and how nice their kids would look/strong they could be. Thanks CKII and Sims.
>>745161Man could have sword he was, but he'll vote for any Kunoichi that moves so I don't mind. Poor dice
>>745172I'm leaning towards Baratsuchi
>>745177>but he'll vote for any Kunoichi that movesHe would vote for a quadriplegic because she'd be easy.
>>745137>>745149You first discuss how each of your training is going, with Hakurin telling you she's doing well, though you mention you haven't been able to do much recently. "How's your family doing, Hakurin?" You ask as you both eat the bite-sized morsels of fish and rice. "Mother and father are doing pretty much the same as always," she tells you between bites, "Heian too, but I think he's seeing someone now." She has a few more pieces, "Hyaku seems to be happier than she was a while ago, which is nice." She smiles, then asks how your family is doing. >How IS your family doing?
>>745284Well my cousin Haiiro came to live with us she wants to join the academy, I've been training her when I can. She actually became friends with your sister. My sister is now living a double life she has convinced my cousin she has a boyfriend and is a social butterfly. I keep asking her to tell Haiiro the truth but she refuses.
>>745284Mom's pretty busy with the restaurant, seeing as that's been picking up lately. And Dad and Shirou have been pretty busy going on missions. I have been kinda busy helping my cousin train in order to join the academy though so there's that I guess
>>745310>>745319>>745358"Well, you know my cousin Haiiro, yeah?" She nods, mentioning her sister Hyaku and Haiiro are pretty good friends. "Well I've been training her. Besides that, Mom and Dad have been pretty busy with their respective jobs." You continue, "Oh, and Shirou's been leading a double life lying to Haiiro about having a boyfriend." Hakurin asks if you're helping Shirou with her lie at the last part, you tell her that you are, rubbing the back of your head, embarrassed. Hakurin rolls her eyes at that. >A) Talk about something else (What?)>B) Finish the meal
>>745418>>B) Finish the meal
>>745418>B)>One quick question though, does Hyaku actually have friends?> I remember her saying she did, but I don't believe it w/o a second piece of evidence
>>745432>>745434>>745461>>745480You both finish your meals, then leave the restaurant, saying your goodbyes to one another. You start to head home, though it is pretty early in the evening. >A) Go see someone else (Who?)>B) Go do something (What?)>C) Just go home
>>745507>GO sit on the mountain and reflect on recent and semi-recent events, and on ourself
>>745507>C.Is shirou home? Go see if she wants to play games
>>745514>>745528>>745531You head up to the park atop the Hokage Monument. It's pretty well-lit on the way up the mountain, and the park is always illuminated at night. You take a seat overlooking the village, and think to yourself about everything that's happened recently. The Chunin mission to that skeevy guy in the Hidden Rain, and the annoying aftereffects it's left. Your recent use by Team Tonakai, and Sakutai's anger at you about it. You enabling Shirou's lying to Haiiro. Your budding friendships with a number of foreign ninja. And you and Hakurin's recent turbulence. >A) What do you think of this? (Write-in)>B) Ignore it, go home
>>745602>>A) What do you think of this? (Write-in)>Ambivalent towards what seems to be the life of a ninja
>>745602This >>745615 add in a desire to get stronger and it's a done deal
>>745602>Perhaps I should be less friendly with foreigners; Shirou is strange
>>745626Everyone who Tobirama and Danzo posts seems to forget this part.
>>745615>>745625You don't feel strongly in either way about things, you guess they're pretty okay. This feeling reminds you of a meme from one of those foreign shows Shirou likes, which she uses, despite thinking that show is 'overhyped garbage, that only pathetic retards watch.' Shirou is pretty strange. You also think that you need to get stronger. While you do have a number of victories under your belt, you've never seriously fought anyone on a level above you, and you have been beaten by others on your level in the past. With a stretch and a yawn, you rise from where you are, and go to head home. When you get there, Haiiro is just heading to bed, and Shirou is watching another one of those foreign shows on the TV. She usually watches them in her room, but some she thinks warrant watching on the larger screen. >A) Sit down and watch it with Shirou>B) Go to your room>C) Talk with Haiiro about something (What?)
>>745700>A) Sit down and watch it with Shirou
Wew lad, that Avatar Quest. I'll eat a goddamn hat if he actually lets them go down the harem route though. >>745706Despite your previous incident, Shirou is not a very touchy person.
>>745700>A) Sit down and watch it with ShirouLap pillow go
>>745706>>745737She's lying on her stomach anyway.
>>745736Som hates harem which is exactly why he just put up a strawpoll
>>745706>>745712>>745726>>745737You sit at the end of the couch with Shirou, who, laying down, takes up the majority of it. She pushes her feet against your side, seemingly trying to get more room. You push her back. She pushes you. This goes on for some time, until, as the (admittedly catchy) ending song plays, she kicks you in the face. >A) Throw her off the couch>B) Kick her back>C) Punch her>D) Go to bed
>>745784>>A) Throw her off the couch
>>745761Apparently he hates harem cause he's a fag. >>745777
>>745784>A)Damn Shirou, that was cold.
>>745784>A) Throw her off the couchTry to subtly cop a feel
>>745801And when I say subtly I mean in a 12 year olds definition of subtle
>>745822no, that's retarded
>>745822Is this like the Arab definition of slipping onto a woman?
>>745784>>C) Punch herWhat could go wrong d:^)
>>745787>>745799>>745801>>745802First three. 1d100.
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>745854
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>745854For a grope
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>745854No critfail
>>745857>>745876>>745884The next time Shirou extends her legs to kick you, you use her momentum to propel her over your shoulders. Your sister lands face first on the floor, just in time for your parents to come through the door. "Kuro!" Your mother starts as your father looks your sister over, "What is this?!" >A) "She started it!" >B) Apologize>C) Shrug
>>745892>C) ShrugMom, seriously, we're ninjas
>>745905I need at least another vote. I never take single-vote actions. Not after last time.
>>745905>>745930You shrug. You don't really have a good explanation for what you did, Shirou did start it, but you might have overreacted. Your parents can't seem to think of a suitable punishment that would actually do anything to you though, so they just ask that you apologize to Shirou. You do so, then go to bed. The next few weeks are a blur of pretty much the same thing. You train Haiiro, spend time with your teammates, have another few run-ins with Team Tenburo, and get together with Baratsuchi a few more times. When the final foreign teams have left the village, and the Academy is imminent for Haiiro, you're cleared for missions again. >End thread, as always I'll stick around for a bit, but I can't run again till the middle of next week, I might do something in the meantime, but don't get your hopes up
http://www.strawpoll.me/11494342And take this strawpoll
>>745971oh speaking of that, can we talk to the hokage to get them on Shirou's team?
>>745987When the time comes, absolutely. Unrelated to that, people know who Kuro delivered the package to, right?
>>746001No, not Kakashi! That's just silly.
>>746005okily dokilyA team for shirou is still a bad idea
>>746009>A team for shirou is still a bad ideaSo wasn't a team for the Kazekage, but look how well that turned out!It was Carl though.
>>746013hahaI thought so
I still want Shirou to get a genin team, and for Haiiro to be on it maybe Hyaku too, Haiiro on her team is the appropriate punishment for her deception or poetic justice, whatever you want to call it. It will make me laugh heartily if it happens.
>>746408That sounds silly and hasn't Country outright said that that would fail and get her charges killed? She seems better working alone or with a close knit group of friends like those anbu people she hangs with. Oh shit, anon, you trying to get Haiiro and Hyaku killed off like momo?! Thats fucked up.
>>746408>Having children who can influenced around shirou>Other people possibly picking up her habbitsAnon pls, Kuro doesn't hate humanity yet