Future Naruto QuestThis quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same. However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series. You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Chunin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQMPastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/eyXSDiMH Last Quest, you dealt with the fallout from the Chunin Exams, got promoted, and prepared for your first mission as a chunin.
Will be lurking, have fun guys
I don't see an archive of the last thread.
You wake up on the morning of your first mission as a chunin ready for the new experience, and eager to see who your partner on this mission will be. You say your farewells to your parents, sister, and cousin as you prepare your things for what should be, at most, a three day mission. You bring a few kunai and shuriken, a roll of explosive tags, and your staff. Along with some minute ramen for food, inspired by the night you spent in the monument during the Second Chunin Exam. You don't rush to the Village Gate, instead, you take your time, figuring you have time before you're due to meet there. When you do get to the Gate, you find a girl there, seemingly waiting. She's an average-height blonde of average build, wearing a flak jacket and a red cap with buttons on it. >A) Ask if she's your partner>B) Introduce yourself>C) Stay quiet>D) Something else
>>694498>Introduce selfBe polite Kuro
>>694498>C) Stay quiet
>>694498>A) Ask if she's your partner
>>694498>B) Introduce yourself
>>694504>>694513You greet her, telling her your name, and ask her if she's on the same mission as you are. She introduces herself as Mitasu Keimu, extending her hand for you to shake it, which you do. After your introductions are complete, she picks up a parcel wrapped in brown paper and twine off the ground, asking if you're ready to go. You wondered why a delivery mission was B-ranked, but you figure it's because you're delivering it to a World Congress village during the Chunin Exams. She puts the parcel into a messenger bag she's carrying, neither of you aware of the contents. >A) You're ready>B) Not quite yet
>>694571>A) You're ready
>>694571>A) You're readyI'm ready!
>>694571>>A) You're ready
>>694579>>694589>>694621You tell her that you're ready, and the two of you set off towards the border with the Land of Lakes, and Village Hidden in the Rain. The first leg of your journey, on the road between the Villages, is quick, though you don't talk much, with your partner either playing some game or messaging someone. Eventually, you come to a crossroads of a sort, you could either take the forest for the rest of the way and cross the border covertly, or go on the road and hope they don't question the parcel. >A) Take the road>B) Take the woods
>>694664>>B) Take the woods
>>694664>B) Take the woods
>>694664>>B) Take the woodsWe've done this before
Apologies if the update is delayed, I just have to run out for a few minutes.
>>694691I can do that after the update. >Writing
>>694668>>694670>>694676>>694678>>694682You tell Mitasu that you should go off the road for the rest of the way into the Land of Lakes. She puffs out her cheeks, crosses her arms, and exhales grumpily, before reluctantly agreeing. The rest of your journey is spent, again, in quietness, though this time, your travelling partner seems to be purposefully snubbing you. You reach the border with the Land of Lakes by nightfall, unsure whether or not you should continue on while it's dark out. >A) Camp in the woods>B) Continue to the first village you find>C) Travel throughout the nightNow, I'll be right back.
>>694758>>A) Camp in the woods
>>694758>A) Camp in the woods
I'm back, sorry that took so long, but there were like four cruisers at 711, so I had to go across town.
>>694805>>694821>>694827>>694821>>694837>>694837>>694844>>694855You tell Mitasu that you think it would be best to camp out in the woods tonight, and cross the border in the morning. Arriving somewhere populated in the Land of Lakes would be far less suspicious than arriving there in the dead of night. Again, she huffily agrees, before producing a bedroll for herself. You roll out your own, and see that she's also erecting a tent. You see that there's a scroll she's pulling all this out of, the wrapping of which is orange and covered in hamsters. >A) Say something to her (What?)>B) Go to sleep
>>694975>>B) Go to sleep
>>694978>>694984You go to sleep, though your efforts are hampered by the constant noise of your partner's handheld gaming device makes it pretty difficult. You wake up early the following morning, finding your fellow chunin in some kind of transformation jutsu, looking smaller than she should and wearing some kind of hood, snoozing away. >A) Wake her up gently (18)>B) Wake her up roughly (6)>C) Punt her into the woods to wake her up (2)>D) Let her sleep
>>695045>>A) Wake her up gently (18)
>>695045>A) Wake her up gently (18)
>>695050>>695062Oh come on. Kick the nugget.
>>695072Why not? So easy and tempting to punt...
>>695050>>695062Roll to punt her gently. First three d100's, like usual.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>695085
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>695085
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>695085
>>695086>>695089>>695096Are you sure that you don't want to punt her?>Writing
>>695103Moderately sure, we aren't sparring, so Kuro has no reason to bully her
>>695103PUNT HER ASS.
>>695103You gently shake her awake, and the transformed girl pops to full size, still wearing her orange hood, or whatever it is. The older girl grumbles about you waking her up, and makes you turn away as she changes. You both change into civilian clothes, and cross the border with surprisingly little trouble. After a couple hours of travel, you come across a small village, that doesn't look like it's joined this century aside from some power lines. Despite the Land's name, the weather is surprisingly clear.>A) Stop here for something>B) Keep going to the Village Hidden in the Rain>C) Something else (What?)
Why don't we have a gaming device?
>>695146>>B) Keep going to the Village Hidden in the Rain
>>695150Kuro has friends
>>695150Does Kuro want a PSP? Kuro doesn't seem like the kind of person to have a PSP. Shirou would bully you for it.
>>695146>B) Keep going to the Village Hidden in the Rain
>>695163>spoilerWhy though?Also, getting one would be a waste of time, time used for things like training, or waifus
>>695174>Why though?Because that's casual. And you don't want to be a casual, do you?
>>695177Ok then, a PSVita
>>695151>>695152>>695168You pass through this village, and another two like it on your way to the Village Hidden in the Rain. In contrast to the other villages in the Land of Lakes, the Hidden Rain itself is one of the most industrialized and modern cities in the world. It also has good security on any of the three bridges that let people in and out of the sprawling city. You and your mission partner approach the entrance to the bridge closest to you, the gate guard checking people's papers, and either letting them through or turning them back. >A) Try to sneak in over the water (80)>B) Go right through, genjutsu the guards into letting you through (60)>C) Go through, let them search you>D) Try to sneak in on the bottom of the bridge
>>695225>>B) Go right through, genjutsu the guards into letting you through (60)>nothingcouldgowrong.mkv
>>695225>B) Go right through, genjutsu the guards into letting you through (60)
>>695225>>B) Go right through, genjutsu the guards into letting you through (60)Nice to catch you live again country
>>695247I'm not alive actually, I'm a robobrain, this life is hell.
>>695253Coincidentally, I'm playing through that dlc on fallout 4 right now
>>695225>B)I'm disappointed you fuckers didn't punt that fucking nugget.
>>695225>>B) Go right through, genjutsu the guards into letting you through (60)If this wasnt a highish rank mission id go through procedures
>>695230>>695237>>695246>>695247>>695276>>695278First four 1d100's. You have to pass at least two though.
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>695293>2kek
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>695293
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>695293
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>695293F
>>695296>>695297>>695300>>695303Better press F, and hope Hammers can save your ass.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>695305Rolling for keeping optimistic.
>>695305You give the guards your falsified papers, which they accept, and when you hand them your bags to search through, you make sure to make contact with them, trying to interrupt their chakra systems and initiate a contact genjutsu. You fail. But when they search Mitasu's bags, they don't find the parcel, or any weapons. You sealed your weapons as well, but nothing else. The guards eventually wave you through, not opening Mitasu's scroll when she tells them it's a thermos. When you find a secluded alleyway, Mitasu tells you she'll unseal the package, and you can deliver it. She wants to check out the video arcade scene here. >A) Let her, she deserves it for getting you out of the situation on the bridge>B) No, you both go>C) She delivers it alone>D) Something else (What?)
>>695331>>A) Let her, she deserves it for getting you out of the situation on the bridge
>>695331>>A) Let her, she deserves it for getting you out of the situation on the bridgehmm, I like her
>>695331>>B) No, you both go
>>695335>>695336>>695341>>695366You agree to her demands, and take the brown paper wrapped parcel under your arm, taking it to the seedy place that the mission briefing marked as where the package was supposed to be delivered. You go to the shadier part of the Hidden Rain, far from the currently inactive Exams stadium and flashier district where you left Mitasu. You find a thick metal door, tightly shut and with a sliding viewport at the address you're supposed to deliver the package. >A) Knock>B) Try to find another way in>C) Leave package in front of the door>D) Something else (What?)
>>695391>A)Prep to Dodge
>>695394>>695419>>695435You knock heavily on the door, and the view port slides open. The open view port reveals a pair of brown eyes, and a voice which greets you gruffly. "What's the password?">A) Bluff (70)>B) Convince him to let you in (80)>C) Genjutsu him to let you in (65)>D) Tell him you have his package (25)>E) Something else (What?)
>>695442>D) Tell him you have his package (25)
>>695442>>C) Genjutsu him to let you in (65)
>>695449>>695471>>695483Roll, first three on the 1d100. I hope you fail so he can say "I got your package right here" and gesture downward.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>695496
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>695496
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>695496Jesus aid me
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>695496>>695507WHOOPS missed the 0 twice on that d100. here's your roll
>>695507NiggerTake your ruse elsewhere
>>695513>>695510Nice job. >>695500But five is still a critfail.
>>695517You wanted itSeriously, go watch the Tidus OST, I can't shill that thing hard enough
>>695500>>695510>>695513"I have the package right here," you tell the doorman, bringing the box up so he can see it. "Well, I got your package right here!" He says, you can see his hands come up and point downward through the view port. >A) Bluff (70)>B) Convince him to let you in (80)>C) Genjutsu him to let you in (65)>D) Something else (What?)
>>695541>>C) Genjutsu him to let you in (65)
>>695541>B) Convince him to let you in (80)>"I have your package right here"
>>695541Question: Can a water/starch clone fit/be created through a narrow opening like the eye slit in the door? If so, I vote for that. Otherwise: >B) Convince him to let you in (80)"Don't make me come in there and deliver it to you!"
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>695541>B) Convince him to let you in (80)Well how about I show you mine and you don't show me yours?
>>695576>Question: Can a water/starch clone fit/be created through a narrow opening like the eye slit in the door? If so, I vote for that. Otherwise:Yes, you could do that. It might not be the best idea, but you could.
>>695541DC to agree to suck his dick if he lets us in?
>>695550>>695576>>695579Roll, again, first three 1d100's.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>695596
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>695596
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>695596
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>695596
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>695596
>>695603Too late!>>695599You passed. >Writing
>>695603Fuck you. That could have saved someone in another thread. Waifus are dying, and its all your fault.
>>695607>Waifus are dyingOne waifu died, and no one even talks about it anymore. They say you truly die when people stop remembering you, so she must be truly dead.
>>695614Meant to quote >>695609Now back to writing, no more pressing escape for me.
>>695614I still remember her... Poor Momo... ;n;
>>695607"Listen, I had a long trip here, so if you just let me in, I won't pass this off to the nearest Rain jounin, understand?" You tell the man, an angry tone in your voice, and a steely look in your eyes. "Fine, fine..." The man grumbles before unlocking the six locks on the door and letting you in. When you pass the threshold, he promptly slams the door shut behind you. The man who ordered the package is in his mid-fifties, balding with a mustache, and sloppily dressed. "So, eh, you got the thing I ordered, yeah?" He asks, eyeing the parcel in your hands. >A) Give it to him, leave>B) Ask what it is>C) Ask why he ordered it>D) Refuse to give it to him>E) Something else (What?)
>>695645>A) Give it to him, leave
>>695645>>A) Give it to him, leaveThere's a temptation to do 'dick in the box', but eh
>>695645>E) Something else (What?)Ask for him to confirm that he's the one we are meant to give it to with whatever way we were told, because we aren't stupid.
>>695650Oh yeah, this is probably a good idea, we could lie into finding out what's in the package. Something along the line of asking him if he knows what's actually in the package.
>>695645>E) Something else (What?)let's go with >>695650 and get some confirmation
>>695645voting this >>695650
>>695619I do too dice, so the Umaru saved us? Still don't care, I have come to the realization I like troublesome women.
>>695650>>695654>>695655>>695657>>695661"You are the one I'm supposed to deliver this to, right?" You ask the man, skeptical that he could be the one who ordered it. "Yeah, yeah, yeah kid, why else would you deliver it to my address?" He says, shrugging, "Now hows about you hand it over." >A) Hand it over>B) Don't, question him more (How?)
>>695676>troublesome womenCalm down, Shikamaru.Also, I fully expect whoever I choose to want to waifu during the Bio-Android Quest to get killed off.Also, it's now my birthday.
>>695677>>A) Hand it overHow the fuck does someone have a brooklyn accent in the elemental nations, or wherever that's from.>>695680>Waifu>BioandroidBig shame that they don't have a penis
>>695680>Also, it's now my birthday.Happy birthday Dice!You kind of need a dick to waifu though? It's a mixture of love and lust. And Bio-Androids don't have dicks.
>>695677>A) Hand it over>>695680Happy B-day.
>>695689>>695684>He says happy birthday>then he crushes my dreams of a waifuYep, there's the sweet & sour sauce I was expecting. Well, at least I won't have to worry about my feelings being absolutely wrecked.
>>695689>No dickFUCKING DROPPED
>>695680Happy birthday dice, mine is on Saturday.>>695689Bio androids are cool but they are asexual ken dolls. I wanted half saiyans but bio is cool. I had a thought of not absorbing or drinking anyone until the final battle with Perfect Cell.
>>695677>B) Don't, question him more (How?)"Just confirming your bill. How much did you pay for this C- rank mission?"
>>695677>A)>>695694The fact that I rung it in with evolving Chao babies with friends in Sonic Adventure 2 disproves that statement, but thank you.
This guy is suspiciously eager, but I guess I understand your guys wanting to just give it up.
>>695702I myself just get smashed with friends, as is Aus custom
>>695693Well, what am I supposed to say? Bio-Androids can't have dicks, and I can't think of a way for them to get one. I mean, Cell felt fatherly feelings towards the Cell Juniors, if you take him along in a Parallel Quest in Xenoverse where you fight Cell Jr.s he scolds them. >>695698>I had a thought of not absorbing or drinking anyone until the final battle with Perfect Cell.You would start out at/below Roshi/Chun level in the first arc, so you would kind of need to drink/absorb. I was thinking for a good mechanic, you would have to absorb at least one member of a race to gain their traits. i.e. Absorb a Saiyan for Zenkai, absorb a Namekian for regeneration. >>695708>I myself just get smashed with friends, as is Aus customLike, more smashed than usual.
>>695710Well drinking Piccolo might be odd would that kill kami? I wouldn't mind being a Guardian Bio-Android
>>695710Depends, this year was relatively calm in that I only drank about 60$ of alcohol. Tomorrow I'm spending 100$ and hopefully getting through that. What I buy usually consists of whiskey, vodka and premixed drinks
>>695713>Well drinking Piccolo might be odd would that kill kami? Drinking him would Kami. Absorbing him would probably kill Kami as well. King Piccolo's other children are valid for Absorption/Drinking though. And you have to absorb someone to get their race trait.
>>695710>Bio-Adrnoids can't have dicksWRONG GOOD SIR. THEY CAN. Its just that sex is different for a Bio-android.
>>695720Bio-Androids do not have dicks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMoXDbb-b1wI should really get to>Writing
>>695722>telling me that thing couldn't come down and show an injector.Also I meant more along the lines of being able to impregnate things via forceful injecting them with our Cells. Ignore the pun.
>>695684>>695687>>695691>>695702You give him the package, and he unlocks the door before practically pushing you out. You know the money is already in the Hidden Leaf waiting for you, so you don't have to bother more here. >A) Try to find Mitasu>B) Explore the seedy part of the village>C) Explore the nice part of the village>D) Something else (What?)
>>695737>A) Try to find Mitasu
>>695737>B) Explore the seedy part of the villagelets have some fun
>>695737>B) Explore the seedy part of the village
>>695743what about hand-holding? Specifically, with Hakurin, Sensei, or Himarase? Specifically, because it's my birthday?
>>695748Next session you can do that. Probably not making it back into the Village this time.
>>695748Hakurin still doesn't want to see usSensei might actuallyHimarase wants to hold something else
>>695737>B) Explore the seedy part of the village>>695743It's only lewd if they want it.>>695748If only Dice.
>>695759>Himarase wants to hold something elseShe can hold your hands while she penetrates you.
>>695759You never know, she might want to here soon...Who am I kidding, we probably screwed everything up knowing our luck.>>695762>My one birthday wish doesn't come trueOf course.>>695764>pegging or dickgirlWhelp, Himarase's out for waifu status. Nice.>>695770Of course we'd be the ones who are down in that situation...
>>695774>Of course we'd be the ones who are down in that situation...
>>695778Just as in life, I've accepted being the bottom bitch.
>>695774Myself, I just want to bring back the og fetish
>>695744>>695746>>695762You decide to take a step out of your comfort zone, and instead of exploring the higher-end part of the village, or the eateries, you decide to explore the lower-income parts of the village. Taking off from your delivery location, you head in the opposite direction of the way you came, deeper into the village, both literally and figuratively. You don't see or experience anything spectacular, there aren't even many people in the streets. Your experience is rather boring, and there's nothing of note about the seedy part of town. Eventually you just head back to find Mitasu, and find her in a video-arcade, competing online against someone in some kind of VR machine. >A) Get her attention>B) Wait for her to finish>C) Play something yourself (What?)>D) Unplug the machine>E) Something else (What?)
>>695804>>B) Wait for her to finish
>>695804>B) Wait for her to finishshe'll never be finished, will she?
>>695808Not with who she's playing.
>>695804>C) Play something yourself (What?)Punt the Nugget
>>695814>Punt the NuggetSadly, she is not nugget at the moment.
>>695804>B>>695774Well, happy birthday, Dice.
>>695818Find another nugget, then.
>>695805>>695808>>695809>>695832You let her finish her game, which turns out to be a bad idea, as she's not done for at least another forty-five minutes. When she finally finishes, she doesn't look happy, and you're able to see her screen for a short time. Her opponent's score is higher than her's, and whoever it was left a message, "better luck next time rival :3" She tells you that she's ready to go back if you are. >A) You should stay in the Hidden Rain for the night>B) You're also ready to go>C) Ask about her 'rival'>D) Tell her she'll do better next time>E) Something else (What?)
>>695864>B) You're also ready to go
>>695864>>B) You're also ready to go
>>695864>Beat the highscore.
>>695864>B>>695878Also can roll for it.
>>695864Give the game a try then we can leave.
>>695864I wanna change my vote to >>695878
>>695878Eh sure. When we fail, it should cheer her up.
>>695878>>695889>>695892>>695894>>695898Roll for it, the DC to beat her opponent's score is 90. To beat the machine's score is 88. To beat her score, 89. Five rolls.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>695900
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>695900ATATATATATATATATATATATATA!!!
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>695900
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>695900Dicehu Ackbar.
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>695900100 incoming
>>695906You shold stop
>>695906>We owe the arcade money for breaking shit.
>>695906looks like we lose and keep throwing money at the machine until we're broke
>>695914>We didn't even figure out how to start
>>695914>>695906>>695912It's only right that I roll a 1 that counts after a 100 that doesn't.
>>695920>First 5 rolls>The third roll shouldn't countWut.
>>695924That isn't even remotely what he said. He was saying that we had shitty luck, as it should be in quests.
As a consolation prize, we better go full DSP and spend twelve hours failing to crouch jump while screaming and complaining about how broken the game is.
>>695936Nah. We'll have a full-metal breakdown, and cry in the slums for a while. Shirou will hear about it, and disown us.
>>695906When you step into the pod of the game, you promise that you'll show Mitasu's alleged rival how it feels to lose. You get a token from her and insert it into the machine, putting on the headset accompanying it. Immediately, whatever kind of VR-enhancing motion motor that rocks the pod back and forth and side to side jerks you forward, slamming your head into the screen, breaking both it and the headset. It also causes you to black out just long enough to be taken out of the machine by Mitasu, and wake up shortly after with the taste of blood in your mouth and wet feeling grace your upper lip and the inside of your nose. Your partner helps you out of the arcade, while in your delirium you note that she also talks down the manager from making you pay for it. Outside, she asks if you want to go to as hospital or something, or try to get back to the Leaf as soon as possible. >A) Go home>B) Seek immediate medical attention>C) Tell her you're fine, walk it off (75)
>>695940>C) Tell her you're fine, walk it off (75)
>>695938>Shirou will hear about it, and disown us.Well, you didn't log a name on the leaderboards, so as long as this doesn't make it's way up the grapevine, you should be okay.
>>695940>talks down the manager from making you pay for it.Nigger what?>C) Tell her you're fine, walk it off (75)
>>695950I know. It was the machine kicking us forward like a mustang. We should've sued.
>>695940>C) Tell her you're fine, walk it off (75)>Go back and threaten to sue. we have very rich parents from the leaf. Don't leave until we get a bunch of free shit
>>695968>Go back and threaten to sue. we have very rich parents from the leaf. Don't leave until we get a bunch of free shitTrying to do stuff like this doesn't work when you've just experienced a pretty bad head/neck injury. I know from experience. I wonder why Jiraiya isn't here, he would have had some things to say about the Himarase revelation.
>>695944>>695948>>695950>>695968Roll to walk it off! You get 4 1d100s.
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>695980I'm feeling it this time! There's nowhere but up from here! I CANNOT TELL A LIE! THE ROLL WILL BE HIGH!
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>695970I haven't seen any revelations and I'm also nursing a broken laptop because its IOS is dead.>>695980F
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>695980Don't fuck it up
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>695980*sigh*
>>695983I fucked it up
>>695983You absolute cunt
>>695987I said I was going to punish you for something earlier. But now I won't because I just feel bad, Christ.
Time to pass out from bloodloss. Hopefully we can convince everyone we were injured in a badass fight against overwhelming odds, and not from bashing our face in on an arcade machine.
>>695983someone call an ambulance, we're probably going into a coma
>>695983You tell her you're fine, and you'll just walk it off. That's what you want to tell her anyway. Instead you slur something at Mitasu, then promptly pass out. When you wake up, you're lying in a hotel room, with your partner standing over you, hands coming back to her sides after extending them over you. "Thank God, Kuro," she says with a sigh of relief, "I didn't want to check you into the hospital, because of the mission, so I had to heal you myself, I hope you understand." You tell her that you do, and mention that your head still hurts. "I was only really able to deal with the outer damage, though I managed to bring the swelling down." You thank the older girl. "Oh, and you have a lot of messages and missed calls, if you want to take a look at that.">A) Look at it>B) Not now
>>696024>>A) Look at it
>>696024>B) Not nowWe should get out of the city
>>696024>A) Look at itMight be a notice about the mission.
>>696024>Thank her, and try to get it.You know Country, if Momo somehow lives. We need to snap her neck ourself. We killed a man over this
>>696032I'm sure there's another girl who would want to talk with you after mulling some things over, and would be frantic about contacting you after being unable to find you.
>>696047I miss our mother too, but didn't we tell her we we're on a mission?
>>696047That's when we hit her with why we made chunin
>>696054>I'll take how to routelock out of the All Seeing Eyes and trapfu for 400, Alex
>>696056I'd do it simply to spite dice
>>696027>>696031>>696032When she hands it to you, you can see that you have two messages from Baratsuchi, one from a number you don't recognize, and fourteen from Hakurin. You hope this doesn't have to do with what you talked about the last time you saw her. You want to break the news to her in person, not like this. You suddenly feel a whole lot worse...>End updates
>>696060>Texting girls during a missionNo wonder there will be terrorists destroying places all over the place soon.
>>696076You running tomorrow or the day after?
>>696079Tomorrow. Maybe the day after, not sure yet.
Speaking of possible Bio-Android Quest from earlier, I think I would run that exclusively in giant threads a la my Chunin Exams.
>>69608114 messages from HakurinSheesh, Jinmaru is somehow the most normal of Kuro's friends
>>696086Sakutai and his brother and female teammate aren't so bad. And what's abnormal about sensei? besides being "genki".
>>696091Genki girls aren't normal, they're delusional
>>696076So what are we breaking to hakurin? I feel stupid
>>696098She's not even genki, fourstar.
>>696099The fact that you got promoted. Either with or without including the fact that you got promoted for screwing her over.
>>696107>>696099I'm railing for including, as it'd piss off another tripfag
>>696109>Is a tripfag>Is for pissing off other people in his delusional social classI understand why you'd be hypocritical, but I think you're stupid.
>>696119It's a good thing your opinion matters less than Dice's then
>>696122Well its a good thing that its all 0's all the way down the line, because this all doesn't matter.
>>696109This, more or lessDuck, Hakyrin
>>696129>>696109The more I think about it, the more I realize that this isn't something Kuro wouldn't do in person. She will forgive Kuro though. Eventually. Always Hyaku for backup though.
>>696138I'm assuming you mean in physical person, not as in his character>SpoilerShe does go for his privates pretty quickly
>>696142I did mean he would do it in physical person, people who drop bombshells like that over the phone are dicks. And while Kuro is a murderer, he's not a dick. What will happen if Momo is alive?
>>696148She will probably hide from us in shame that she lost. Gotta have that drama and such.
>>696148Probably something if she found out we killed a guy in revenge for her
>>696148Could work, if it leads to Kuro either actually going insane, or everyone THINKING he's going insane when they find out he's "hallucinating" his dead girlfriend came back to life. Vengeful ghosts are cool too. She better be BATSHIT CAME-BACK-FROM-THE-DEAD CRAZY YANDERE or no deal!
>>696148Snap her fucking neck n hide the body.
Wargle said your side character writing is pooGet better at it
>>696341Where's your proof fag
>>696411Well everyone in wargles thread i think 2 ago we where all discussing heavy use of OC's and someone said how this one had them be too bland Someone refuted that its because its so heavy on OC's because of the settingWargle responded along with others that thats not really true because boruto quest is mostly OC's and that manages to do that wellI'll try and find it in a bit. To be fair there have been many comments about the use of side characters in this quest anyway so it shouldnt be a surprise.
>>696411http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/663863/ctrl f boruto, people shit talked this quest a little and wargle basically agreed but didnt wanna be too negative on this quest
>>696341Why you gotta start shit?
>>696444Because No Country refuses to admit to or try to improve his faults, has done since the first few threads and its embarrassing.
How did we get so many critical fails in one thread? And as a result ducked all seeing eye
>Wake to a text from my mom saying happy birthday>Send one back then immediately check here>it's a double 1 thread with a wasted 100>Country is dangling Momo in our face>A fag is coming in and starting shit againMaybe I'll just go back to sleep instead of going to class.
>>696472Go to class dice, I will suffer for the both of us. Hopefully things will look up next thread.
>>696411I thought we were all in agreement (as much as agreement can be had on this site) that Hakurin was at least a direct competitor for best girl status.What happened to that?I still feel like we should try talking to the Ryouko knock off and find out how she actually is as a person and at least spend some time with Princess Patch though.
>>696487We were pursuing Hakurin, but then she found out that we interfered in her Chunin exam match and had her lose so she wanted some time to process all this. Incidentally having her lose her match is the reason we got promoted, which she does not know yet.
>>696425>>696429Good proofThough it's a lot easier for Wargle to write his characters, since he's able to use characters that are already defined, rather than take a mix of characteristics from other anime/imagination. Not to say anything of Wargle's writing skills, there's just a difference story style I suppose.tl;dr follow what you enjoy rather than whinging about it.>>696472Things happened, not necessarily good things but things nonetheless >>696487As has been stated multiple times before, Kuro is 12, with most of his friends being around that age bracket. Perceptions change quickly
>>696509We might wanna leave that bit out or not.I'd say she's a big enough girl to handle the truth, but, it's probably the sort of conversation we should have in person and private.And this doesn't mean she isn't worth pursuing, this just means she got frustrated.Which is understandable.But then that's just my two cents.
>>696512Country said it'd lock us out of the Hakuroute. But we'd be being honest.
>>696516Ah.Well... That's something to think about.Maybe not right now, but we should definitely check in on her in person regardless.Whatever else she might be she's our friend and teammate first I think.And we look out for our friends.By which I mean Kuro.
>>696524He's sort of in need of a doctor right nowI'm sure Kuro would tell his friend the truth, the only bad habit he's close to developing is alcoholism
>>696527Well it's not like knowing why Kuro was promoted, specifically, is important to her.If she says it is and asks directly, then we should tell her.But otherwise I think this is something of a non-issue.
>>696536Basically. We'll just find out next run.
>>696511The point is that Boruto quest has tons of OC's as well but everybody considers them much better because they have actual personalities.Ths quest has all the same side characters but just in different circumstances, not sure if it's changed now but it was like that when i stopped reading about 7 threads ago
>>696470The luck gods were punishing you for me. Either that or karma from all those good rolls. >>696472>>696476You can decide whether or not it all gets better. >>696516I wasn't really being serious. She would still be mad at you though. >>696527>the only bad habit he's close to developing is alcoholismRevenge killing is totally normal, in fact, it's what the second amendment really allows. >>696536You don't want to tell her directly instead of having her find out some other way?
>>696589We should tell her directly and properly. I just hope it doesn't push her away more.
>>696563Here's what you do if you don't like the quest so much that you quit following.Don't make a big deal of it. Don't act like everything else is vastly superior just because you don't like it. Don't keep coming back. Don't keep coming just to proclaim that we're all shit for liking a quest that you believe is shit. Don't then try to use another QM to justify your point of view when he doesn't really want to get involved and only said what he did so in the privacy of his own thread/quest.Take this as a guide to not be a cunt when quitting quests, and also a challenge to write your own quest so you might actually prove that you know better than a QM when it comes to writing characters.
>>696625By the way Happy Birthday Mr attention seeking loser.
>>696632By the way, happy fuck off, Mr. "Keeps coming back to the gloryhole only to complain about how sticky his hair and face are afterwards"
>>696589Alchholism and Revenge killing are fine. Just not doing both at the same time.
Half-hour to an hour before we start up again.
>>697080Looking forward to it. Just read Laze's Leaf Shinobi quest. It was really good, I'm mad anons broke 10/10s heart that made me feel terrible.
>>697093Bug girl was better
>>697093I was in that quest, and yeah, even as a Kurotsuchi fan, it made me mad that they fucked up with Tenten that bad.
>>697093>>697099>>697137Leaf Shinobi was great, I hope someday you guys do something as terrible as that though.
>>697164I hope to get Kuro to do something as bad as that
>>697164>As terribleAt this rate, we're gonna do soemthing worthy of THE PAIN TRAIN
>>697093I'm mad laze bitched out and gave ten ten a happy end because anons bitched and shit stormed
>>697177While I get ready for the quest read as: dick around before deciding to begin have this strawpoll for almost certain Bio-Android Quest:http://www.strawpoll.me/11423644
Future Naruto QuestThis quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same. However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series. You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Chunin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQMPastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/eyXSDiMH Last Quest, you went on your first mission as a Chunin. And suffered head trauma during pitched combat with an arcade machine.
Looking through your notifications, you have a number of missed calls and unread messages. Most of the messages are from Hakurin, while one call is from Baratsuchi, and the other is from the unknown number. Your head still aches, and you're not sure this is the best time for this. "If it was that urgent, you should probably reply." Mitasu says, adding her own two ryo. You sigh, she does have a point, but what do you check?You can check more than one, just specify the order if that's the case.>A) The unknown call>B) Baratsuchi's call>C) Baratsuchi's message>D) Hakurin's messages>E) Don't, not yet at least
>>697341>D)>C)>B)>A)Who the hell is the unknown number
>>697341>>B) Baratsuchi's call>C) Baratsuchi's message>A) The unknown call
>>697341>A) The unknown call>C) Baratsuchi's message>B) Baratsuchi's call>D) Hakurin's messages
>>697341>>B) Baratsuchi's call>>C) Baratsuchi's message>>D) Hakurin's messages>>A) The unknown call
>>697341>A>C>B>Dmakes the most sense to me
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>697371>>697376>>697403>>6973471 is DCBA, 2 is ACBD
>>697403>>697347You read Hakurin's messages first. All of them share pretty much the same basic gist, asking you to answer and telling you she's ready to talk. To your relief, the tone of the later ones isn't angry so much as worried. Baratsuchi's message just tells you that it's Baratsuchi, if you didn't recognize the number from her call. Baratsuchi's call is an invitation for you to treat her to your mother's restaurant. She specifies at least four times that it isn't a date, she just wants to know the ins-and-outs of one of the Hidden Leaf's finest eateries, at the end, she mentions who she is. The final message is from the Mist team, Tenburo specifically, asking if you would treat his team to your mother's restaurant, telling you it's Kaya's request when she gets better. >A) Respond to Hakurin (What say?)>B) Respond to Baratsuchi's call (What say?)>C) Respond to Tenburo's call (What say?)>D) Don't respond yet
>>697440>A: "Sorry I was a litle busy on a mission, we'll talk when I get back in (x) days>B "That sounds good, I'll be back in (x) days, we can do it then>C "Yeah that sounds like it could be fun, I'm free in (x+1) days"
>>697457>>697440Sounds pretty good
>>697457>>697461I'm not telling you to lie, but are you sure you want to tell her you're on a mission? Because genin don't go on solo missions.
>>697463We aren't on a solo mission. We're out with an experienced chunnin :^)>>697457This
>>697463I guess change it to say we'll be free in a few days we took a trip somewhere
>>697467Genin don't usually go one-on-one with Chunin either.
>>697474>>697463I mean, she's going to find out sooner or later, so just tell her
>>697473Is lying to her really a good idea?
>>697474I'm gonna vote that we just say we were kinda busy. No specifications, just busy.
>>697457Second this, with the telling her we are on a mission, and that we will talk to her about it when we get back.
>>697480fucking Country you always make me second guess myself.Fine, just say we're on a mission. she may put two and two together or she may not, either way we're telling her when we see her
>>697457Looks like this wins. >WritingOn an unrelated note, I should find a way to get Midoritsuchi and Jensho to fight, because pic related.
I don't know whether it would be a good or a bad thing to show up with our face wrapped in bandages like the invisible man.
>>697501Mitasu got the glass out of your face and fixed that pretty well. I wouldn't recommend you play football though, despite what the NFL might say.
I think we should tell her that we got promoted for cheating in a way that they couldn't figure out. We could then deflect inquiries by saying a magician never reveals his secrets. do you guys think it'll work?
>>697457You message Hakurin back that you were just a little busy on a mission. She responds quickly, just requesting you see her as quickly as you can when you get back. That worries you, the message you read from her felt cold somehow, and disconnected. You shake yourself out of that, then respond to the others. You tell Baratsuchi that that would be nice, leaving a message for her telling her you'll be back in two days. You tell Tenburo the same, but replacing 'nice' with 'fun' and telling him you'll be back in three days. It's then that you notice it's just before midnight. >A) Tell Mitasu to get some sleep, no one needs to take watch in a hotel>B) Tell Mitasu to get some sleep, you'll take watch>C) Get some actual sleep, no one needs to take watch>D) Get some actual sleep, Mitasu can take watch
>>697557>B) Tell Mitasu to get some sleep, you'll take watchConstant Vigilence
>>697557>B) Tell Mitasu to get some sleep, you'll take watch
>>697557>Hakurin Route: DESTROYEDWE DID IT GUYS!
>>697557>A) Tell Mitasu to get some sleep, no one needs to take watch in a hotel>>697596fucking kill me
>>697596Lovely, Pain route is a go then.
>>697614you mean siscon with a side of Hōōmaru route
>>697557>E) Leave the village
>>697557>B) Tell Mitasu to get some sleep, you'll take watchMaybe try to talk to Hakurin, Send a text to Momo to say goodbye.
>>697646>Send a text to Momo to say goodbye.Literally who?
>>697561>>697557>We are on watch Vote Praying for Hakurin Fags right nowAlso, Alchol-infused rage and subsequent mist genocide when?
>>697660We don't remember any dead girl.
>>697557>the message you read from her felt cold somehow, and disconnected.I'm scared dice
>>697665I should make shirts that read "Remember Momo"
>>697561>>697578>>697605>>697646You manage to stand, and tell Mitasu to get some sleep, you can keep watch for the rest of the night, you already got enough sleep. She reluctantly agrees, and puts on that hood from before before curling up in the other bed. It turns out you spending the night awake, and missing out on a good eight hours of sleep was in vain, nothing of note happened overnight, aside from some vulgar language and sleep talking about "noobs" in your mission partner's sleep. When she wakes up, she asks if you want to go as soon as possible, or get in a quick nap. >A) Leave right now>B) Take a nap
>>697680>>A) Leave right now
>>697680>A) Leave right now
>>697680>A) Leave right nowwe got shit to take care of
>>697680>B)I really don't want to see what happens with the Hakurin route now...Also, I still vote Shirou/Kakashi route instead of Pein route.
>>697765Or, and this is just some shit-canning here, we could just play things out instead of trying to focus on routes
>>697685>>697688>>697696>>697701>>697706>>697711You tell her that you'd rather leave now, and gather up everything, carrying it outside the small hotel on the waterfront of the Village Hidden in the Rain. Mitasu quickly joins you, asking if you're okay to travel. You assure her you are, and you head back out of the Village, over the same bridge you entered. Mitasu whines to you about travelling on the road the whole way this time. >A) Go on the road>B) Go through the woods
>>697785>B) Go through the woods
>>697785>A) Go on the road
>>697785>B) Go through the woodscant risk a detour
>>697785>>B) Go through the woods
>>697785>A) No harm in it this time I just want to get in a scrap
>>697791>>697793>>697794>>697795>>697804>>697838I don't feel like flipping a coin this time, so I'm going to need a tiebreaker.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>697848
>>697854Just for that, you're getting a female body type in Bio-Android Quest.
>>697858Cool, we can play a drag queen
>>697858>No Body features stating sex>Female body typeNah, Senpai. i'm not interested in it now.
>>697791>>697795>>697804>>697873You tell her that you're going through the woods again, either way, you're making it to the Hidden Leaf before tomorrow. She agrees grumpily, and much like your journey into the Hidden Rain, the journey to the Hidden Leaf is mostly silent. You reach your home village by nightfall. >A) Go home>B) Go to the hospital>C) Talk with Mitasu (What say?)>D) Go somewhere else (Where?)
>>697913>>B) Go to the hospital
>>697904The curves of the body indicate sex. Cell and Namekians have male body plans. Something like that could have another body type.
>>697922Personally I thought it had something to do with the fact that cell is made up of entirely male dna
>>697913>B) Go to the hospital>>697922Sounds gay as shit.
>>697921>Went to check on DB Quest>This African rolls a 98>>697926That actually makes a lot of sense.
>>697932The goodwill for me will last until I kill Tofoo again, though maybe now it'll be frieza who kills him
>>697926>>697932Looks like there were female Saiyans in the future you were designed. Nah, you'll mostly get to design Bio-Android protag.
>>697913>D) Go see Hakurin.
>>697913>B)Since NTFS wants to do it.
Sorry about the delay, I was in the bathroom, taco Thursday.
>>697921>>697927>>697975Bid Mitasu farewell, and tell her to meet you at the missions office in three days, you need to get some actual medical attention. You get to the hospital after messaging your parents about where you would be, promising to be home by morning. You don't have to wait long at all, there aren't any other ninja waiting for treatment. The doctor takes you in, and after a number of boring tests, determines that you're concussed. He recommends you take a week off of ninja work, and wait a month before taking anything more than a D-rank mission. It's later at night now, but you thank him and head out. >A) Go home, go to bed>B) Do something else (What?)
>>698020>B) Do something elseHakurinYeah I know it's late, but whatever
>>698020>A) Go home, go to bed
>>698020Changing this >>698027 too >>698023 I can't delete my post yet.
>>698023>>698020It's gotta be dealt with
>>698055At night time?After we've just been diagnosed with a concussion, which would explain why Kuro is doing this now
>>698023>>698029>>698038>>698055You head out of the hospital and towards the Hyuga Compound. It doesn't take too long at night, on nearly-empty streets lit by streetlamps, but you are feeling particularly tired. You reach the Hyuga compound at nearly midnight, and the weary and suspicious Hyuga chunin on gate duty stops you, questioning you about why you're here so late. You tell him that you need to talk to Hakurin, it's very important. You evidently somehow sway him. You reach the house Hakurin lives in with little more trouble. >A) Knock>B) Knock on her window>C) Sneak in>D) Sneak in her window
>>698077>>B) Knock on her windowThis feels weirder to me than killing that mist-nin
>>698077>D) Sneak in her window
>>698077>>D) Sneak in her window
>>698077>B) Knock on her window
>>698081>>698119>>698126>>698132You circle the large house, and go to knock on her window. But all the windows look the same. And you can't remember the interior layout at the moment. Fucking head trauma. >A) The window on the far left>B) The window on the middle left>C) The window on the middle right>D) The window on the far right
>>698160>E) Go home and rest, this can wait until tomorrow
>>698160>Peek in each window.
>>698160Just knock on the front door.
>>698177>>698160Obvious answer is obvious
>>698177>>698187>Hi, I'm looking for your daughter at 2amObviously the correct answer.
>>698177>>698187So you're doing this? Alright. >Writing
>>698196>>697557>She responds quickly, just requesting you see her as quickly as you can when you get backI wouldn't think this would be that unusual, considering we're ninjas who were on a mission and our teammate said to see them as soon as possible when we got back. I would assume when a ninja says "ASAP" them mean it.
>>698177>>698187You decide that this isn't the kind of thing you should be doing so early in the morning. So you decide to knock on the front door. Nobody answers at first, maybe you didn't knock loudly enough. >A) Knock again>B) Go home, come back in the morning
>>698243>>B) Go home, come back in the morning2am. Please quit while we're behind
>>698243>head to the local bar
>>698253Normally I would let you, but even head-injury'd Kuro knows not to drink when you have a head injury.
>>698243>B) Go home, come back in the morning
>>698256>Not letting head injuryed kuro nurse his pain with booze.You want us to be a baby mom?
>>698260What logic does that statement follow?
>>698263You don't drink away the pain?
>>698268Only emotional pain aka all of my experiences with 4chan.
>>698268Just to dull my emotions
>>698243>A) Knock againImportant thing
>>698243knock again. If anyone gets angry, tell them we were told to come as soon as possible, also we're probably concussed.
>>698268>There are people that don't?When I'm not on the job or doing something interesting, I prefer not to be cognizant of this worlds impurities
>>698247>>698258>>698269You go home, deciding to try again in the morning. You wake up late in the morning, and decide now is the time to finally talk to Hakurin. You go down to the Hyuga Compound again, and this time there's another guard, who lets you in far easier than the one the night before. Again, you approach Hakurin's house. >A) Knock on the front door>B) Go to the courtyard>C) Let yourself in>D) Something else (What?)
>>698316>>A) Knock on the front door
>>698316>A) Knock on the front door
>>698316>>C) Let yourself in
>>698318>>698319>>698340>>698353You decide to knock on the front door, and you're quickly greeted by Hakurin's soft-spoken mother, who lets you in when you explain yourself, directing you to Hakurin's room. You head down the hall to your teammate's room, and when you knock on the door, she calls for you to come in. You find the Hyuga girl sitting under a kotatsu, nursing a cup of tea. She gestures for you to sit across from her. >A) Say something (What?)>B) Wait for her
>>698369>>B) Wait for her
>>698369>>A) Say something (I got promoted for what i did to you... sorry. Forgiveness, please )
>>698369>Wait for her
>>698369>B) Wait for herGo easy on me I have a head trauma
>>698369>Wait for her>Try not to panic and make the pain worse.
>>698369>B) Wait for herSee where this is going
>>698373>>698381>>698391>>698396>>698405You take the seat across from her as she indicated and wait for her to speak. It is a bit chilly out, so having the kotatsu is nice, it would be nice if your family had one, but your family never replaced theirs after Shirou broke it. Hakurin takes another sip of her tea, before beginning. "Kuro, I'm sorry for how I handled this, and I wanted to congratulate you for becoming a chunin." She takes another sip, "And despite some..." she thinks for a second, "resentment I had, I know that you did it for my safety, I heard that girl from the Mist can't even eat solid food for a month, and that boy he fought died." She looks down at her hands, "Can you believe I was that close to something terrible happening to me Kuro?" She stops you from answering, "Of course you can, that's why you cheated for me..." She looks back up at you, white eyes focused on your aquamarine ones, "I want to say thank you, and again, congratulations." >Write in
>>698432>Yeah well, I um...>I guess thanks for congratulating me and I'm sorry for not believing in your ability as a ninja?Regardless of what's written, Kuro is dropping some spaghetti
>>698432>I'm sorry for what i did, But Those who don't protect their friends are trash. Hate me, Love me, Kill me, The matter remains is that you're able to try again unlike the boy and the women who might retire.
>>698432>I only did what I felt was best>And thank you too...Tfw you realize Kuro legitimized his actions further via murder
>>698453Ask to kiss her?>>698449
>>698432>Write in"I missed you"
Where's Dice when you need him?
>>698432>>698442Changing my vote to this if it means Kuro isn't autistic for the first time today>>698466This is hardly the moment
>>698432Uh, thanks. Sorry about disappearing for several days with no notice.
>>698442>>698469"I really am sorry for not trusting in your abilities, Hakurin." You tell her, "But people who don't protect their friends are the worst kind of scum. And all I wanted to do was make sure you were able to try again, and get right back up, unlike the Mist Genin." You then add, "You really mean a lot to me, you know? And I missed you." "I missed you too, Kuro." She says, before the two of you sit in a little more awkward silence. "Say Kuro." she finally says, "I'm not wearing anything from the waist down," with a wink. >A) Peak>B) Don't
>>698510>>B) Don'tShe was pissed when we peaked during our spar
>>698510>C) I'd peek but I'm suffering a head wound.
>>698510>B) Don't"I really want to peak but I have a head injury, I must be hearing things."
>>698515>>698516>>698525>>698526You keep your hands on the table and give her a questioning look. Hakurin laughs, "Come on Kuro, I was trying to lighten the mood, I'm wearing pants." You tell her you didin't look because you're concussed. "But you'll look when you can't use your arms and legs?" She retorts. You concede that's a pretty good point, and apologize for that occasion. >End updates, I'll run either tomorrow or Saturday, same thread. As always except for that time I killed Momo, I'll hang around for a little while.
>>698545S..so we are friends again?
>>698545Neat, can't wait for that next arc that you said may activate that fakeline
>>698553>fakelineWhy do you call it that?
>>698558Because at the moment, I consider it to be a fan made bloodline, as the things you've said about it don't match up to other bloodlines. Or you've just given confusing descriptions
Well that turned out better than expected thanks for running Country. I'm glad we patched things up with all seeing eye.
>>698566Have I said anything about what you have in particular, or just things about unlocking it. Cause there are clans that can have more than one bloodline. >>698568Thanks for coming>patched>eyeNext time, on Future Naruto Quest!
>>698573>patched>eyeRock waifu best girl confirmed by QMIt's the things you've said about unlocking it that is confusing. It'd be cool to be like Mei Terumi and have 2 lines tho
>>698573So what did Mitasu think of us overall?
>>698573Completely unintentional even though Baratsuchi is #2 in my book after Hakurin. Have some Gundam related thighs.
>>698585You're kind of bossy and you suck and geimu.
>>698588she doesn't know if we suck at geimuwe never even played
>>698592Then she thinks you're a casual. She might think higher of you if she new who your sister is though. And lower of you if she knew who your sensei is.
>>698619Kuro has better hobbies, like burgeoning alcoholism, you have to start young.How much of a gamer is shirou though
>>698635Quality over quantity, my penal colonial friend.
>>698643That doesn't provide an answer/comment to either of my statements, this is why is hard to figure shit out with you
>>698654She doesn't game as much as Mitasu or Hoomaru, but when she does she's really good. Mostly because she cheats more than Bill Clinton.
>>698643could we have seduced Mitasu if we had rolled a 100 to play vidya?
>>698659>Filthy cheaterFucking hell shirou. The fact that Sensei is up there with Mitasu is just making The Rock look better
>>698669>he fact that Sensei is up there with MitasuWell considering who she's based on, I wouldn't not do that.
>>698678We should buy sensei some candy though, since we graduated
>>698695She would like that. What I would like is to see who people think the top 5 best girls are.
>>698659>Shirou is a cheaterIncest train has derailed, numerous injuries and deaths have been reported
>>698733Hakurin, Baratsuchi, Himarase, Sensei and Shirou. Shirou is the last option for when we go nuclear since everyone else is dead.
>>698733ALL SEEING EYES, Patch, Uzumaki, Sensei, and Momo even though she's still fucking dead.Also, sorry, got distracted by Napoleon Total War. Nice job at the end, Country, and good job for not screwing everything up, everyone.
>>698733BaratsuchiSenseiHakurinHimaraseShirou>>698762They just really wanted Kuro to be an autist
>>698767Listen, man, at this point, I accept not going full PEIN as a success.Also, I want to know about this fucking bloodline and if there actually is a way to unlock it.
>>698782I wanna see the rock get blacked. It's funny because his name can mean the colour black
>>698733Momo, Sensei, Shirou, Himarase, Baratsuchi
>All these Momo'sWake up.
>>698733In no particular orderHakurinBaratsuchiCat GirlHimaraseTheoretical Abarame Queen Bee/Social Butterfly
>>698733Shirou BaratsuchiMitasuIn that orderAll other girls are inferior
>>698733>Pein Route>Shirou>Sensei>Momo>Hakurin>Garbage>powerlevel gap>everyone else
>>698802>Theoretical Abarame Queen Bee/Social ButterflyThat's not a terrible idea that I totally had before you said that. >>698798How about you though?
>>698826I'm busy being super original
>>698826Anything I can do to not help.
>>698822Your number one is certainly the best.>>698826Sorry, Country, I've caught a very bad cold, so I kinda missed a few threads now. I'll try to get up for the next.
>>698791>the rock>Literally two girls from the rockBut if you like Midoritsuchi, you're probably some kind of idiot. >>698846That's alright Wheel, feel better!
>>698855ofc i meant eyepatch>>698846feel something, not better but something
>>698860>ofc i meant eyepatchBut what's wrong with the naïve girl who threw sand in her teammate's one good eye to avoid a light sparring session?
>>698855Thanks.>>698860I will feel pain.
>Nobody likes Haiiro or HyakuGuess all that liking Momo and DFC/loli was a lie then.
>>698982They're both actually kind of annoying
>>698986So was Momo.
>>698992You aren't really wrong, Momo was attention starved, Hyaku is an over entitled ojou/tsundere in the making and Haiiro has delusional ideals.
>>698982I like Haiiro but not that way and Hakurin > Hyaku.>>698992She was endearing in her earnestness. Not even a Momofag
>>6987331)Shirou 2)Haiiro3)Sensei4-5)Whoever's the most insane out of Hakurin, Himarase, Eyepach, or Momo's vengeful yandere ghost
Seriously, haunting/nightmares brought on by Momo's ghost when?
>>698997>Haiiro has delusional idealsYou know you can fix that right, you just need to influence her more than your even more delusional, jaded sister. >>699003>Whoever's the most insane out of Hakurin, Himarase, EyepachHakurin is pretty stable. Himarase is just thirsty. Baratsuchi is also pretty stable, but she is more fragile than the others. >>699020Death is a part of ninja life, so probably never. >>698998>>698997I know Momo had a certain charm. That you won't find at the bottom of a bottle, glass, can, keg, or partyball.
>>699033>won't find at the bottom of a bottle, glass, can, keg, or partyballWell, each bottle is different, so we should keep looking
>>699033I'm fine letting Shirou ruin that particular child.>spoilerWe can try though
>>699033If we drink enough we'll find her in the afterlife.Out of all the waifus not related to us, which one would be easiest to drive to insanity? For purely hypothetical, academic interest of course.
>>699057Kimure if you tried to persue her, I suppose. Considering what you did to her team.
>>699083hah. Scary Kuro
>>699083Wrong kind of crazy, but noted.
>>698733Shirou, Sensei, Hakurin.there are others?
>>699083>>699083I'd like to request that We get more interaction with HyakuNot that you have to listen or anything
>>699725That can be arranged
You know you're playing a quality game when the first scene is Majin Buu reading porn. Xenoverse 2 is already a 10/10, would recommend.
>>700056Is it out already? Damn I should pick it up
>>700065The Open Beta is, but only for PS4.
>>698982In my heart of hearts, Shirou and their cousin hooking up with kuro would be perfect but I didn't want to be greedy. I'll still push for it given the chance though>>698992Oddly enough i started to like her more when she died. poor girl.
Wasn't there going to be a thread tonight?
>>702169I got sidelined, sorry about that. I might run Sunday though, Saturday isn't looking mighty hopeful, but anything is possible.