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Shinobi Quest #45

This quest takes place within the lands of the Five Great Shinobi Nations (aka Narutoverse) starting roughly around the beginning of the original series. The world of this quest remains similar to the original, with slight but notable differences in certain areas, based upon the passage of time from a single slightly altered event.

(It’s a goddamn Naruto Quest, you bastards. Have fun, participate, and write in when you feel inclined. Most of the outcomes of this quest will be determined by you, the players. Critiques and questions are always welcome, as my knowledge of the weeby shit is not all encompassing.)

http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLH

(Pastebin massive updated!)

Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20Quest

Last thread, Tsuki Norihime waged war against her Semifinal Opponent, Gaara of the Sand. Though she initially was caught on the back foot, Tsuki was able to turn the tide of the battle, eventually choosing to utilize her strongest technique to overwhelm Gaara’s defenses.

Itachi-sensei, however, was against this course of action, and called out for Tsuki not to hit Gaara with the ability he helped her create, possibly fearing the result. After a hard fought decision, Tsuki fired the technique high into the air, creating a spectacular lightshow, but also emptying her chakra reserves. Unable to continue, Itachi called the match in her stead.

However, shortly afterward, Hanzo the Salamander announced his intention to punish Konoha- so that, in his words, Konoha could be reborn.

We rejoin our party now, with Konoha under siege by forces both known and unknown. What could possibly be going on….?
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>>688819
SO PSYCHED FOR SUFFERING
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>>688819
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Ready for family bonding with snek
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>>688819
>post yfw Tsuki sleeps through the invasion
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>>688852
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My body is ready.
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>>688852
>Post yfw it turns out the danzo who gave us the soldier pill is actually orochimaru and he just feed us super drugs
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>>688852
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Okay obviously not here, but Mouse Summons That Are Literally Just Redwall Y/N
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>>688870
.....Y
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In the ashes of this attack Tsuki Norihime shall rise and make Konoha Great Again.
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>>688867

>>688819
Hi Wargle! Drawfriend is asleep but hopes to wake up in time to catch the thread.
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WE RIDE!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIe3IDCWdpc

Your name is Tsuki Norihime- and your world is falling apart.

The roars of what was once Gaara cause the arena to shake- the screams of the crowds below only add to this chorus of destruction.

Itachi-sensei left you several minutes ago, presumably leaving to attempt to help save the village. Thankfully, Danzo and Father are both here, along with Father’s six men from the capital. All of the men besides Danzo are armed with launchers, though Father’s looks rather different than any model you’ve seen previously.

“We need to get you back to the manor. Tsuki as well. I will join the defense afterwards.” Danzo says, producing a map of Konoha from his robes.

“Unfortunately,” the older shinobi continues, his brow furrowing, “we’re in the center of town. The manor is behind the monument- which is near the Hokage’s offices and his residence. I suspect that area will be under heavy assault.

“We have no choice.” Father says, joining Danzo to look at the map. “The manor is the most defensible place in the village- that we know about, anyway. There isn’t really anywhere else to go and remain safe.”

It seems they mean to fight their way back to the manor, with Father, yourself and the staff holing up inside. Not a bad plan- but you are a shinobi- you won’t stand idly by as your home is destroyed!

….Is what you want to say. Currently, you sit in Father’s chair, recovering. Having just taken a soldier pill, you’re already much better off than you were- but this is your second one today, and it’s going to take some time before you’re ready to fight again.

What do you do?

1. Go along with Danzo’s plan, for now. You can’t think of anything better.

2. Object! The village needs to be defended- to many friends…. and potential customers are in great danger!
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>>688947
>2. Object! The village needs to be defended- to many friends…. and potential customers are in great danger!
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>>688947
>2. Object! The village needs to be defended- to many friends…. and potential customers are in great danger!

must protect profit margin
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>>688947
>2. Object! The village needs to be defended- to many friends…. and potential customers are in great danger!
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>>688947
2. Object! The village needs to be defended- to many friends…. and potential customers are in great danger!
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>>688947
>3.Ask Danzo to help you hunt down and take out threats to the village
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>>688947
>2. Object! The village needs to be defended- to many friends…. and potential customers are in great danger!
A Norihime never fails to make a loyal customer!
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>>688947
>1. Go along with Danzo’s plan, for now. You can’t think of anything better.
Even if we were to help wed tire out quickly and be a liability.
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>>688947
>2. Object! The village needs to be defended- to many friends…. and potential customers are in great danger!
Mair confirmed fucking dead by the way
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>>688947
>2. Object! The village needs to be defended- to many friends…. and potential customers are in great danger!

though I like this too

>3.Ask Danzo to help you hunt down and take out threats to the village
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>>688947
>2. Object! The village needs to be defended- to many friends…. and potential customers are in great danger!
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>>688947
>2
We can just buy another luxury estate
We can't buy another konoha
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>>688947
>2. Object! The village needs to be defended- to many friends…. and potential customers are in great danger!
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>>688947
>2. Object! The village needs to be defended- to many friends…. and potential customers are in great danger!
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Weak Tsuki's time to put everyone in danger.
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Initializing "Tsuki_Objects.exe"

Writing...
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>>688947

>2.

Just hope we don't roll like shit.
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>>688947
>2.
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>>688947

I choose option 3, which merges options 1 and 2. If the manor actually is the safest place in the village we know of, we should try to escort as many non-combatants inside it as possible. Urgently suggest this to Danzo, daddy-o, and the nearest jonin. If that gets vetoed, we ask the jonin for orders. We're shinobi, our purpose is to protect people. With murder.
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>>688972
Just because we are trying to object doesn't mean we can actually pull it off.
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>>688972
Well
We would probably drag snek out of hiding
So yea I guess
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>>688977
nnnnnnggghghghghgghgh fdjsal;kfjsdl;kajfl;kdsajlf;j

Didn't get my response done in time, apparently.
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Anons lets make sure to take this chance to hunt down anyone who might be a threat to the village. At least lets make sure to kill all the Sound Genin
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>>688986
Are Orochimaru, the Sand, and the Akatsuki working together? Because they might start killing eachother.
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>>689042
They all have very separate goals.
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>>689042
I was wondering this yesterday-- considering the bad blood between the Akatsuki and Orochimaru, I didn't think they'd work seamlessly together without some (bloody) bumps
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>>689038

How?

We're tired as fuck.
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>>689042
Wouldn't suprise me if the sand starts working with orochimaru mid invasion

The akatsuki tho
There not giving mercy to anyone
They probably won't care about orochi until curiosity gets the better of him and he tries to pick up garaa or nori
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>>689052
We voted to go help the village so either way were going to be fighting, I'm just saying we use this opportunity to get rid of some ninjas who might become a threat
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Wait are we sure Orochi isn't still part of akatsuki in this au?
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>>689059
They still have an Uchiha
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>>689060

But with the Uchiha unmassacred Orochi has 0 reason to try and fuck with Shisui. Hell he even went after neji this time around.
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>>689071
he wants top percentage Uchiha
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>>689052
we took a second soldier pill, we'll be up for at least one big fight pretty soon I think.
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>>689059
They have an uchiha so he's probably not with them
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>>689077

I doubt it.
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>>689053
Well, the Akatsuki are probably going to fight the Sand; they're probably after their jinchuriiki. Actually, there's what, three or four jinchuriiki here? Crap.
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>>689077
>>689079
I'm hoping we can just help with one of the Pain Beast or clear jobber ninjas to be honest.
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>>689071
I was actually wondering about that, maybe snek left the akatsuki in this universe because Shisui threatened to fuck him up if orochimaru went for an uchieye
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>>689089
yeah, i'd prefer a weaker target too but a soldier pill was enough for both Sai and Gaara so we might be able to do a larger fight if we absolutely have to
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>>689096
I don't think we burned ALL our chakra on Nori. But "It" says it burns through every bit of our reserves.
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>>689096
>>689079
>>689077
We need to figure out how to use that flower! I don't want Tsuki to become a meth addict.
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>>689085
Three at least 4 at most
It's unknown whether or not Kushina still has th 9tails
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>>689103
That would be a really good way to recoup energy loss.
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“We… mustn't hide while Konoha is destroyed.” You declare, rising slowly from the chair you’d been set in.

“....too many people are in danger. We have to help.”

Father frowns, but it’s Danzo who speaks.

“I understand your intention, Tsuki. But my first priority is to keep you and your father safe. Once that has been accomplished, I will defend our home. I will give my life in it’s defense, if I must. But your safety is my first concern.”

Father eyes the elder shinobi before speaking up himself.

“Sweetheart, you’re exhausted. Leave the defense of the village to the elder shinobi- believe in them. If they had to defeat an enemy and defend you, it would make it that much harder on them.”

This reminds you of Ebisu-sensei… he gave his life to protect you and your teammates. Had you only listened to his instructions, and not interfered… maybe he would still be among the living?

...No. You can’t think like that… not right now.

“Father. You said yourself you wished to defend Konoha- that the very reason you began this business was to help however you could! Konoha needs that help now!” you plead.

Yoru Norihime’s free hand clenches into a fist.

I’ve already done what I can do, Tsuki. These men and I will do our best to clear our path to the manor- but beyond that, what am I capable of doing alone? We must press the advantages we have- and not play into the enemy's hands. If I learned anything about fighting Shinobi, it’s that.” He explains, his face twisted into a grimace.

Father’s fought Shinobi before…? You hadn’t heard anything about that…

“Regardless, this isn’t up for debate. We need to get out of here before that creature tears the whole arena down on our heads. Come.” Danzo interjects, motioning towards the door.
Father’s six men thunder out into the hallway, while Danzo offers you his hand.

“Can you walk under your own power, Tsuki?” He asks, the kind smile returning to his face.

“....Yes. Let’s hurry.” you grumble.
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>>689089
I think we are mostly just going to watch Norihime corporation clean house rather then actually act.
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>>689103
I really hope we don't have 4 fights every day, because that is why we needed two.
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>>689113
Making meth?
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>>689124
That is also super cool. Yoru best dad.
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>>689137
Bear in mind once we get to the manor we have the most defensible position that we already rigged to the teeth in whatever our crazy prepared maid could provide. Its a very effective Base of Operations.

And probbably the most well stocked armory there is.
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>>689156
Yeah, getting to the manor while our chakra builds up then going full Matrix armory scene is a good bet.
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>>689122
Wait, shouldn't we find our teammates and bring them? They're still in the hospital area.
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Return too manor and activate fortress with star cannon mode. We sit on the roof as artillery while the soldiers with launchers hold the line.
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>>689156
>>689182
why exactly would enemy forces be attacking our compound? Isn't it pretty out of the way from the center of town?
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>>689193
Orochimaru's men since he most likely knows all the shit we hid their
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>>689193
Because its big and important looking?
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>Konoha is getting invaded.
>Wargle quest

So amy bets on hose dying on the invasion? Bc my Sod would take a hit from this if no one important or someone tsuki knows dies.
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>>689193
They want to Tsuki Tsuki's Tsukis for procreating Tsukis
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>>689224
My bet is on two important people dying / getting kidnapped. No idea on who though.
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>>689224
Some of the important Uchiha, maybe the hokage or his wife.
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>>689193
Dad and Orochimaru knew eachother at some point, us personally, hostage/ransoms, just for the lulz as snaek often does, lots of expensive stuff take your pick.
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>>689224
Nori, Kushina, Gaara, Minato, and maybe Danzo and Hiruzen
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Calling it now: Hiruzen is gonna bite it along with Itachi.
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>>689238
Orochimaru breaks into the hokage mansion and steals his Icha Icha books
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>>689235
Forgot to add Fuu
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>>689231
>>689225
>>689205

Crap, completely forgot that Orochimaru is also mixed up in this. Is there anyone that isn't balls deep in konoha right now?
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>>689238
We need more dead senseis. Actually if anko, itachi, and danzo all kick the bucket Tsuki will be 4/4 on dead henning teachers.
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>>689244
Dedbisu
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>>689244
Then the gedo mazo pops out and fucks Konoha a new crater.
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>>689244
Iwa and Kumo which is for the best since they would just kidnap us and then breeding bitch ending for Tsuki
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>>689247
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>>689246
The curse is on the whole team, danzo isn't eligible because he hasn't taught nori or hinata. anko ded tho.
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>>689249
We could just fuck off to the moon though, I'm pretty sure.
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>>688869
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>>689267
Pull an Enel and build an arc to take us to the moon? I mean we have stellar to power it and dad has the blue prints.... holy shit we can actually do that.
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>>689274
no i mean we've got a free trip to the moon from Crazy Rabbit Lady.
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>>689252
So Anko and Itachi for sure, with a possible on the Third because Orochimaru, and maybe a smattering of important but not really types? Maybe Shino's or Choji's dad?
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>>689288
didn't Minato tutor the whole team on speed
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>>689122
>"If I learned anything about fighting Shinobi, it’s that.”
>Father’s fought Shinobi before…? You hadn’t heard anything about that…

Oh man,
she hasn't heard a LOT of things, has she?

MFW

Also, hey Wargle!
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>>689288
The Fourth and Hinata's dad.
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>>689274
oh god all I can think of is the Arc from the end of Okami... hell the final boss of that game seems like something Tsuki could make given enough time.
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The nine of you quickly make your way downstairs- father’s men taking the front while Danzo takes the rear.

As you run, you hear the beast inside the arena rampage- before a thundering crashing noise, accompanied by the sound rending steel, echos through the building, causing it to shudder violently. Earth-shaking footsteps boom in the distance…

“It seems to be making it’s way into the city- let’s go, before this building becomes any more unstable.” Danzo says, his concern reinforced by the building’s continually strained sighs.

The lobby is filled with nothing but rubble as you enter- even the scream from before have been silenced. Did those people escape…. or did they fall victim to the tailed beast? Your stomach churns- but in response you quickly shake your head. Can’t think like that- there’s no time to get emotional.

When you step outside, however, you’re nearly overwhelmed. The city is engulfed by roaring flames, with many buildings damaged or collapsed entirely, likely as a result of the explosions you heard earlier. Shadows dance across the surviving rooftops, likely shinobi en route somewhere- but whose side might they be on?

Your stomach churns again. This is a disaster…

“Tch. Seems the most direct path through the market district might be cut off with rubble.” Yoru complains, looking at the map. “We’re not going to have a lot of time- we’ll need to select an alternate route.”

“There are a few options left to us, then.” Danzo explains.

“We could take a roundabout route west, through the hospital, which would lead us by the academy. It would take longer, but may have less enemy combatants.”

“Alternatively, we head straight north for the Hokage’s residence. It’s much quicker, but there will likely be some heavy fighting going on.”

“Finally, we could head east, towards the where the Aburame and Sarutobi family’s residences are. It’s another roundabout route, and there’s no way to know what is going on over there, either. We shouldn’t head south- that seems to be the direction the Tailed Beast was headed, and it’s the wrong way to get towards the manor.” Danzo explains.

You….

1. Suggest heading west, through the hospital and the academy.

2. Suggest heading north, past the Hokage’s residence and offices.

3.Suggest heading east, through the Sarutobi and Aburame clan’s compounds.
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>>689308
We could just make aa death star.
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>>689319
3.Suggest heading east, through the Sarutobi and Aburame clan’s compounds
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>>689319
> 1
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>>689319
>3.Suggest heading east, through the Sarutobi and Aburame clan’s compounds.
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>>689319
>1. Suggest heading west, through the hospital and the academy.
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>>689319
>1. Suggest heading west, through the hospital and the academy.
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>>689319
3.Suggest heading east, through the Sarutobi and Aburame clan’s compounds.
Why not try something new
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>>689319
>3.Suggest heading east, through the Sarutobi and Aburame clan’s compounds.
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>>689319
>1. Suggest heading west, through the hospital and the academy.
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>>689319
>1. Suggest heading west, through the hospital and the academy.
Get Nori and Hinata.
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>>689319
>3.Suggest heading east, through the Sarutobi and Aburame clan’s compounds.
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>>689319
>3.Suggest heading east, through the Sarutobi and Aburame clan’s compounds.

i am absolutely NOT aburame biased
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>>689319
>1. Suggest heading west, through the hospital and the academy.
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>>689344
>Get Nori and Hinata.
Highlighting this. The Hospital will be a big target for a terrorist attack. We have to make sure they get to safety.
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>>689319
>1. Suggest heading west, through the hospital and the academy.
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>>689319
>3.Suggest heading east, through the Sarutobi and Aburame clan’s compounds.
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>>689319
>3.Suggest heading east, through the Sarutobi and Aburame clan’s compounds
Ready for the inevitable shitstorm Wargle?
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>>689319
>1. Suggest heading west, through the hospital and the academy.
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>>689357
Anon their families have probably made getting them a major priority. Hinata is the Hyuga Heir and Nori is the fourth's daughter they are probably already being taken care of
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>>689319
>1. Suggest heading west, through the hospital and the academy.

>>689344
essentially this, friends stick together
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>>689319
>2. Suggest heading north, past the Hokage’s residence and offices.
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>>689319
>1. Suggest heading west, through the hospital and the academy.
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>>689367
Pish posh, what's the worst that could happen?

>>689301
Yo!
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>>689389
It's funny how you got the reputation for killing characters, when you only killed Ebisu
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>>689389
There was that one anon that was going ballistic last thread...

Seriously that guy needed to chill the fuck out.
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Looks like we're taking the hospital/academy route. Writing.
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>>689397
>>689389

Ya, whats your thoughts on that guy Wargle?
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>>689405
Ain't gonna badmouth anyone. As a first time QM I do feel like I could handle things differently at times, but I thought I made it pretty clear you guys weren't being punished no matter what you chose. It just advances the story differently.

What would I have to gain from punishing my players? (Like, actually punishing you, instead of providing the end result of your actions :'D)

I enjoy you guys too much for that.

Anyway, back to writing.
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>>689389
>what's the worst that could happen?
famous last words
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmoiEWbE7Mg

just gonna post sad music.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xoTBZrzko
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“Let’s go through the hospital- Hinata, Nori and the others may need our help.” you conclude.

“No objections from me.” Father responds. “It’s a little out of the way, but is probably the least dangerous.”

Probably. You can’t help but wonder what the true goal behind this attack is- and if these predictions have any merit…

“Alright, let’s go. Everyone, on alert- there’s no telling where danger might come from.” Danzo instructs.

Something seems different about him- but it’s hard to say what it is.

Regardless, your party proceeds towards the hospital- your first landmark.

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After a few minutes, you notice a few things. First, there’s some strange guy in the sky, flying around on what looks like a giant bird. He’s so high up, though, that nobody seems to be able to reach him- but he also hasn’t come down. Is he just… watching?

You’ve seen several ANBU agents and other Konoha shinobi, but they all seem to be heading in the opposite direction, and Danzo never hails to them- so you continue on, still in the dark about what exactly is happening.

After stopping you group to check the area, Danzo ushers you across an intersection. As you cross, you see a corpse- a Giant Snake, not unlike the ones in the forest of death.

The knot in your stomach twists further, but at least the thing is dead- this one, anyway.

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“Wait. Something is wrong.” Danzo commands.

Your group was making it’s way through a side street- the main road was blocked by a fall building.

You quickly scan the arena- but only see corpses.

“I don’t see anything-” You start.

“And neither do I. That’s the problem.” Danzo explains.

Suddenly, the corpses begin to clatter and shake, before rising- showing lifeless, hollow faces.

Puppets.

“Defensive positions. We need to find the puppetmaster- or destroy the puppets. I’ll try to follow the chakra strings… but it may take a moment.” Danzo orders.

The puppets, clad in rags, rattle violent in response. Many of them have exposed blades on their arms- though, at the same time, why couldn’t you tell they were puppets before? They seemed so very.. Human.

Roll for party combat effective against the puppets!
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>689470
Dice be on our side tonight
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>689470
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>689470
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>689470

Rolling
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>>689472
Better than expected.

>>689473
A lot better.
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>>689473
YEAH!
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>>689473
Thank christ.
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>>689473
puppets confirmed for shit-tier
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>>689480
and I used to be a puppet fag too...
oh well time for battle music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVMYENn44DI
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>>689480
They just don't have glorious Norihime engineering.
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>>689480
This is why people still bitch about not getting puppets.

I 100% agree with you.

Also shit I've got to skip like 4 captchas in a row. I don't know what's going on.
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>>689473
Nice roll!

Writing.
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>>689480
puppets were always shit-tier
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>>689485
Puppets just overcomplicate the process of fighting.
It's literally nothing more than a matter of dumping energy into the target.

Kinetic in the form of swords, electrical in the form of lightning, heat in the form of stellar, doesn't matter what kind.
All you need to do is dump as much energy into the enemy as possible in order to disrupt the functions of their body.

If they're tough or have armour, you just need to concentrate that energy down into a smaller area, making it more effective at doing so.
The more steps between [Fuckton of Energy] and [Opponent's Body], the less effective you are at fighting.
Everything else, like shadow clones, genjutsu and other such ninja trickery are nothing more than a means to make sure the energy connects with their body.
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>>689497
You realize Wargle would have balanced it right?
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>>689498
I was thinking that puppets could be a way of storing attacks ahead of time, blocking opponent's attacks, reducing the risk from making attacks, or increasing the likelihood of attacks connecting by allowing multiple attacks to be made at the same time.

Wait, are we making another puppet shitstorm? Should we stop before it gets out of hand?
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>>689480
Puppetfags git rekt
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>>689512
I've moved on, they'll never understand.
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>>689515
>>689498
>>689497
Guys, c'mon, non-puppets won, have some dignity.
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>>689523
spot the puppetfag
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poor bow...

it had good utility potential too
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>>689512
>Storing attacks
>Blocking attacks
>Reducing Risk from making attack
>Increasing likelihood of attacks connecting by allowing multiple attack at the same time

Gee whiz, fagging around for things that literally every other method in Naruto could do better
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>>689525
it lives on in Ninja Monk Quest at least :')
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>>689524
Actually, I was one of these >>689525 guys
But now I'm firmly in Swordfag camp.
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>>689525

Two word answer:

Stellar Artillery
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>>689526
Which methods are these? I don't think things like taijutsu or weird eye magic things or kekkei genkai can let you prepare/store attacks ahead of time. The closest I can think of is Tenten's knife scrolls.
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>>689531
Puppets are overcomplicated and bows simply cannot transfer the significant amount of power a high-level shinobi is capable of outputting without turning to dust.

Even swords, just hunks of sharpened metal, have to be made out of special alloys in order to handle it.
I'm sure you've seen how effective regular metal blades are against a seasoned ninja.
https://youtu.be/Nb2sIr3TiMU?t=75
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>>689537
what is explosive seal, Alex?
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>>689498
not a puppetfag, but this is a pretty thin argument. It would be correct if the assumption of infinite energy at its basis was applicable.
As we've seen, it isn't. Over-expenditure of energy could kill us in this.

That said, there was always something to be said for puppets as a great tool, a la
>>689512

and in terms of efficiency of combat, considering all they needed was some prep and chakra strings to function, versus a fuckton of chakra.

personally not for puppets though
that is, until Tsuki needs to revive and rebuilt Konoha by the ROOTs
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>>689544
Doesn't swordman have, like, turbo cancer or something?
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the only puppetry in Naruto that doesn't suck requires Rinnegan
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>>689547
Oh, right.

...Could we make a puppet-mounted explosive seal-kunai machine gun?
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>>689555
kunai launchers are already a norihime corp product, we could definitley make a souped-up version of one though.
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>>689544
cancer dude was also a one-trick pony

the sword just wasn't a kill-move
it was a better basis for regular combat though

>>689559
>Stellar Launcher
>Literally a rocket launcher
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>>689559
I kinda just want an army of explosion-shooting puppets now.
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>>689566
>>689555
Who needs puppets when you have mercenaries and ROOT agents?
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>>689550
Nowhere in that did i state that we had infinite energy.

Regardless of how much energy we have to spend, a target requires X amount of energy over a specific area to penetrate or otherwise destroy their flesh.
When you add extra steps between your energy reaching your target, you lower the efficiency.

Trying to finely control chakra strings at a distance decreases the amount of energy it's feasible to use, because you can't control large amounts of energy to the same degree.
And even then you're still transforming that chakra into kinetic energy through the puppet, when you could have just attacked with your own body or a thrown weapon to begin with, instead of going chakra>kinetic, it's just a direct transfer of kinetic energy.
Transforming one form of energy into another is lossy, meaning you're wasting extra energy by doing so.

If you can't dump enough energy into the target at once to damage or kill them because you're limited by what your weapon is capable of, you're fucked.
So far we've only managed to survive as long as we have because we've been capable of dumping massive portions of our chakra into colossal attacks capable of harming otherwise indestructible enemies.

Nori's chakra cloak would have been unbreakable if we were trying to punch it with a puppet.
Gaara's sand would have just swallowed our puppet whole.

It's a bad idea.
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>>689572
We could give each soldier like five explosion-shooters!
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Saddly the puppet boat has sailed. We can make gadgets and such, seal/net guns, water and flame jets and so on.
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someone should invent the car
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>>689562
Try railgun anon, the stellar cannon would be closer to a railgun.
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The puppets rush at your group, attempting to overwhelm you!

In response, Father’s men begin to unload on them- though the kunai don’t seem to have much of an effect against the unliving puppets.

There are at least fifteen of them- almost double your number-

But, there should only be one puppetmaster, maybe two, given the amount here. So, where are they…?

One of the puppets swings wildly towards you with it’s arm blade- but you quickly parry with your own blades, and counter, taking the offending arm right off.

It’s head turns to face with a jerky movement- before a small explosion erupts from it’s chest, shattering it!

A smoking weapon is mere inches from your head- it’s wielder, your Father, has a wide smile on his face.

“Explosive ammunition- Glad to see it works!” He laughs.

Several of the other puppets have been pinned down- either by several kunai from the launchers, or what looks to be wire tied between senbon ammunition. Seems your father’s weapons weren’t so ineffective after all?

“The puppetmaster isn’t here.” Danzo announces, utilizing Fire Dragon Bullet to blow another puppet to smithereens.

“Wait, there’s only one?” you ask, ducking between another puppet’s attack, then rolling away as the explosive tag you placed detonates.

“The chakra source is the same, and the strings all go to one location.” Danzo explains.
Within a few more moments, the battle has ended, smoking puppet remains littering the street.

“Either way, we should keep going. The longer we stay here, the higher the risk we have of drawing attention to ourselves.” Danzo says.

I agree, although really, if you were trying to hide yourselves, should you have been using such loud weaponry?” a smooth voice coos from ahead.
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>>689573
Imagine a giant toilet paper roll made of explosive tags. Now imagine it has wiggly little puppet legs. Now imagine sending a dozen of these after Gaara.

...Oh god this is such a stupid idea he would just throw them away unless we sent them underground or something are sandworm puppets a thing?
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I've been meaning to ask how explosive tags are made... wonder if theres any way to improve them...
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>>689588
I have an idea.
Why not seal attacks instead of explosions?

We could use scrolls to fight.
During our off time, we build up stellar attacks, great dragonfire, fireballs and so-forth, seal them in tags as if they were weapons, then attack with them using a scroll like tenten does.
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>>689586
Clones are better. We might also be able to rig up a technique based on stellar pheonix flower that actively hunts people down on it's own initiative. or we could build a railgun with intelligent chakra-seeking explosive shells!

>>689591
Could work, would certainly help with the whole passing out thing. We could probably also make some CRAZY bombs by combining stellar chakra an sealing!
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Your hair stands on end, and both Father and Danzo’s reactions are immediate.

A lone figure stands at the far end of the street, walking towards you.

Really, though- when Sasori told me someone was engaging his puppets, I couldn’t have dreamed it would be this eclectic bunch.” Orochimaru purrs, his head cocked to one side.


“The snake shows himself.” Danzo grunts, taking a fighting stance.

Ahh, Danzo-sensei. To think even you would regard me in such a negative way? You never objected to my methods before~” Orochimaru says smugly.

“You’ve aligned yourself against Konohagakure, the village of your birth. In doing so, you’ve confirmed the worst of everyone’s suspicions. Why? What do you have to gain?” Danzo demands.

I have my reasons- though I admit, at first I was merely following orders. However, the village has grown so very interesting in my absence…

Orochimaru’s eyes flick over to you. You begin to bristle- you want this man dead. If only you had the strength….!

There’s an audible CLACK as Yoru reloads his launcher. Pointing it directly at Orochimaru, Yoru takes a step forward.

You already took my wife from me. You aren’t taking my daughter as well.

Oh my, such hostility, even from the great Yoru Norihime… have my old compatriots truly abandoned me? I’m hurt.” Orochimaru says smugly.

Our little project has shown such PROMISE… I had given up on it through, but now…

He smiles, and takes a step forward.

There’s an explosion behind him- Father’s weapon, probably.

She’s not yours to take. I’ll die before I let you touch her- Asa would never forgive me.

Orochimaru’s smile widens, and becomes positively predatory.

Your trinkets don’t scare me, Yoru. Tools are only as useful as the one that uses them- and she is wasted in yours.
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>>689591
>>689594

You could also make a lot of money selling those sealed attacks to non-shinobi.
Imagine the power of a ninja in the palm of your hand.

People would eat that up, using them for personal defense, and of course for less-noble means.
You could probably sell a lot of them to caravans and tax collectors that would otherwise have to hire out a shinobi for the whole time they're working, even though they aren't always needed.

Not only would this reduce the cost of personal protection, it would free up time for shinobi that would otherwise constantly be on long, boring and generally needless escort missions.
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>>689594
If we use clones, all the energy for the attack will have to come from ourselves.
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>>689597
I believe the method for sealing jutsu's for later use is discovered in a couple of decades in the naruto timeline.
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>>688884
guess who slept through her alarm

catching up to the carnage now
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>>689601
Time to change history.
And we have a good reason, too.

Like anon said: >>689594
Our attacks are proper powerful, but we just don't have the energy to sustain them for very long.
If we had a small selection of sealed standard attacks that we could pull out as needed, we could save our personal chakra for on-the-fly attacks and specialized stuff that can't really be sealed.
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>>689591
But I wonder who you would learn sealing from...?
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>>689597
...This might put some shinobi out of work. Although, shinobi might be argued to be the only ones strong enough to combat the sealed jutsu.
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>>689596
jesus, so much fucking hype
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>>689602
>her
So lewds never, then.
Was hoping for some ecchi.
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>>689607
kushina!

the Uzumaki clan was known and feared for their abilities in the sealing arts!
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>>689597
>>689601
Yeah, that's basically the Kote. That means we probably can't seal ninjutsu, but we can still make superscience weapons.
We're back to acquiring a method of either rapidly regenerating chakra, storing it, or both. The flower does both, we can feed it blood to fuel it up, and then drain chakra out on demand. Like a living, bloodthirsty Yin seal.
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Tried future ninja quest.
It was funny at times, but the main character felt woefuly inconsistent, as well as quite boring, which got so grating that I ended up dropping it
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>>689596
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>>689596
Welp, here we go lads.

Night, don't get Tsuki killed/captured/mangled etc
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>>689611
You'd be surprised. Maybe if anons say pretty please I'll consider it when Tsuki isn't 12 years old
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>>689609
Picture it.
>old man walking through the forest alone
>thieves demand his money or his life
>old man pulls out a small slip of golden paper with the norihime logo on it
>suddenly the brigands are engulfed in a gout of purple hellfire
>naught remains in it's wake but ash, a coppery taste in the air

Premium Tsuki-Gold, the world's finest ninjutsu seals.
Starting at just 2500 ryo each.
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>>689619
Pretty please?
Who doesn't want to see some tsuki-on-sensei forbidden love?
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>>689619
Too much work
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>>689626
>when Tsuki isn't 12 years old
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>>689626
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>>689619
I think that'd have to wait till a solid decision is made about who Tsuki's going to try and marry. that's still completely up in the air.
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>>689619
just draw adult tsuki

who cares how not canon it will be?
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>>689631
For one, you can just draw her older, like pic related.
Second, there's no reason you can't draw her being lewd with anyone.
It's OC donut steel fanart.
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>>689612
J-Just the answer I was looking for, anon!
I'm s-s....so proud!
*sobs*
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>>689614
Ditto, actually
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>>689636
We can bribe her for help by sending a servant over to do housework and rub her feet.
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>>689626
>>689634
Jesus the art has gotten good
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>>689634
>>689642

toorops is top tier drawfriend

aussie drawfriend is steadily improving
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>>689642
I can't complain about it, for sure.
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>>689631
There's an even better decision that still needs to be made anon...
who is Tsuki going to summon?
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>>689633
>>689634
don't nag the drawfriend. be happy they're even drawing for us in the first place
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>>689657
Tapir

just ask Danzo nicely
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>>689657
Moths.
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>>689657
Bunnies fit too well thematically to pick anything else
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>>689657

Any of the Four Beasts.
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>>689639
>2016
> forgetting that the best sealers are found at temples now
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I am NOT a tool, Orochimaru." you growl.

The snake laughs, then licks his lips.

So say all good little pawns. Now that you’ve played your hand, do you really think Minato will let you have free reign? Your naivety is… delicious.

Danzo-sensei, you’ve been so very quiet. Surely you haven’t kept her in the dark about what her future will become?” Orochimaru chuckles.

You turn to Danzo, and are shocked by what you see.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip4wiAa92sQ

Danzo is undoing his bandages- and his right arm is…..

A machine?

Sure enough, the arm he always keeps concealed, seems almost entirely made out of dark metal.

What surprises you even more, however, is the sharingan glowering back at Orochimaru from Danzo’s right eye.

“You speak as if that future is written in stone. It is not. I intend to see a different future- for all of Konoha.” Danzo says, walking forward.

Well, just look at you- I’m surprised they haven’t put you on display. Does Fugaku and his ilk know you still have that old thing?” Orochimaru says with a smirk.

“It’s irrelevant- and I doubt they’ll complain if I use it to put you down.” Danzo spits.

Such an achievement may warrant you a painless death, Danzo-sensei. Or maybe they’ll keep the monster around to hunt other monsters? As long as the leash is kept tight~” Orochimaru hums in a song-like tone.

Regardless, you are welcome to try- though I warn you, with such outdated methods, you would be less than a stepping stone before me. I have mastered what you couldn’t even dream of achieving with such a crude method. Behold~
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>>689663
Remind me what the four beasts are again?
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>>689661
>>689672
see
>>689663
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>>689672
woolie
matt
liam
pat
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>>689672
Suzaku the phoenix, Seiryu the dragon, Byakko the white tiger and Genbu the tortoise
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>>689672
Who FUCKING KNOWS
Not us!
They don't like Moon-mom, we know that much.
Wargle knows the rest, the bastard

>>689675
kek
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>>689667
inb4 Yamatano Orochi shaped Susanoo
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>689675
PRAISE LIAM, LORD OF THE DICE.
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>>689667
>and his right arm is…..
>A machine?
>Sure enough, the arm he always keeps concealed, seems almost entirely made out of dark metal.
ooooh...this looks interesting
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>>689667
>Danzo's got a robot arm
>Danzo's got a super eye
Post your face when you realized Danzo is actually Big Boss in Wargleverse
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>>689675
I like pat. He seems like a swell fella.
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>>689694
do they have NesQuik or Cadbury Eggs, the pre-Kraft kind?
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>>689694
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>>689684
>suddenly danzo is big boss
My desire to follow him is stronger than ever.
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Watch this all ended up being part of Minato's keikaku to gather all Konoha's enemy in one place to murder them all in one go

Peace achieved, the quest will now change genre to romcom reverse harem
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>>689684
>Post yfw Danzo is actually not Danzo
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>>689694
Indeed.
Lets summon the bunnies.
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>>689696
Moon mom can get you anything you want anon~
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>>689694
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>>689701
I never realized this is everything I've ever wanted up until now.

Danzo is big boss
We join Danzo in reviving the covert operations group ROOT

Shinobi Quest becomes MGS V.
Tsuki Gear Solid needs art asap.
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are you lot telling me

that you DIDN'T instantly think Danzo was biological Big Boss?
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ROOTDIE Virus
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We should make a deal with moonmom gives use the strength too beat snake and we'll save the boy and the bunnies
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>>689717
Sounds like a plan, but how do we do that?
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Orochimaru closes his eyes

When he opens them again, two sharingan stare back at Danzo.

All I needed was the perfect vessel. What is a few missing Uchiha in the passage of time? There are so many… They are, what did you used to call them? A plague upon the earth?

Danzo grunts.

Perfect synchronization. All the powers of the Uchiha- without any of the downsides. Something only a genius like myself could acquire.” Orochimaru gloats.

“So you’ve resorted to using that technique. How many bodies have you gone through, creature? Where does your quest for power without purpose end?” Danzo seethes.

Mine is a higher purpose- it would be lost on someone as set in your ways as yourself, Danzo-sensei. Your kind bores me. You are a relic- the best you can hope to achieve in what remains of your pitiful life span is to witness the future. I AM that future, understand?” The snake preaches.

“We’ll see. From where I’m standing, you’re just another self-righteous fool.” Danzo retorts.


Orochimaru’s brow furrows- the only crack in his facade you’ve ever seen.

The two men run at each other-

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*BOOM*


The large explosions detonate in between them, causing them to separate at the last moment.

Looking for an explanation, you face upwards- and are greeted by an angel.
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>>689717
No, Danzo beats orochimaru on his own.

There can only be ONE solid snake
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>Ángel
ALL ABOARD THE MOON TRAIN
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sadly two of Tsuki's parents must fight

orochimomu and dadzo just need some vigorous physical exercise together, though, and everything will be right again!
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>>689723
Deidara like Tsuki!

He need to die for the pleasure of moon mom
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>>689723
everything about this post has me sweating
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>>689725
Enfants Tsuki-ble
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Its the Akatsuki member that gets shipped with all of the other members
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>>689734
oh shit, it's papercut-chan?
This got interesting.
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>>689734
Literally the best girl in the entire series
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I can't wait.
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What if deidara likes us because he thinks our abilities are beautiful?
They are pretty damn explosive after all, and i'm sure he saw that "It" x4
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>>689730
>>689734
>>689736
>>689737
>When the lewds are top-tier
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>>689742
>>689730
upon further inspection

it wasn't blue board safe
http://i.imgur.com/1Qll1Ve.jpg
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>>689734
Need Tsuki to transcend her kekkei genkai into paper money element so she can do this shit with dosh
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>>689740
If we weren't fighting them most of the Akatsuki would love us. In an alternate universe Tsuki is the cutest little Akatsuki member

>>689742
I hope drawfag will do a lewd with Konan and Tsuki
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>>689715
That's Stellar Gear Solid thinking there, anon
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>>689749
...I'm listening... Lewds are a rare thing anon....but I'll note it.
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>>689739
I didn't know E. Hoba was in this thread.
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You’re astonished- this is the woman from before!

“Stop playing with your food, Orochimaru. You are needed.”

Konan.” Orochimaru spits. “Don’t interfere. I explained before we departed that I had my own goals to pursue.


“You were given permission to come under the agreement that the mission comes first. I will not say it again. You are needed.” She responds

Father’s men take this opportunity to fire upon her with their launchers- only for her to disintegrate into countless pieces of paper, and reform beside Orochimaru.

Her eyes, however, bore into the men, rather than the snake.

“You are outmatched. Flee, before you face His wrath.” She glowers.

The men don’t flee- but they also don’t fire.

Orochimaru seems incredibly irritated by this woman’s presence- but he doesn’t put up a fight.

Let us be done with this, then. These morsels aren’t the main course I desire, anyway.” Orochimaru growls.

The snake takes her hand, and with a powerful beat of her wings, the woman soars northward- towards the Hokage’s offices.


Part of you wants to chase after them- but you simply don’t have the strength. Besides, you need to make it to the hospital.

Still, you find it hard to stop shaking.

Danzo’s metal hand finds it’s way to your shoulder.

“There will still be time to settle the score. Come, the hospital awaits.”
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>>689757
That roboarm had better have a pilebunker
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>>689761
Big Danz-O
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>>689765
Fuck.
FUCK!
That's super good!
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>>689757
>Danzo's metal arm

THIS HAND OF MINE BURNS WITH AN AWESOME POWER!
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HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE WHY ARE THE HEADED TO KAGE HOUSE NOT THE KAGE FIGHT BOX!
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>>689773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny24zPeQLks
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>>689775
Kushina or Minato's seal notes. They probably want the info on Flying Thunder God
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>>689773
>he's a cyborg
nah senpai
it's ein time
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>>689778
Just be lucky danzo's arm is metal. It could have been worse... or better, depending on how you roll.
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I want an HF Katana
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>>689757
OH SHIT. I just realized. They might be able to steal our swords Minato is holding for us.
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>>689790
Oh, well now we have to fight them.
Can't let them take our sensei-earned loot!
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>>689791
"fight"
Yeah, that's what it'll be. Totally.
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>>689791
I actually vote we melt them down and give Danzo a better arm....
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>>689796
>Melt down the sharpest swords ever made that work perfectly with our releases
No
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>>689775
see
>>689247
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>>689796
Absolutely fucking not.
Sacrificing our win and a potential timeline deviation for one sensei was tolerable.
Sacrificing unique gear that required /another/ sensei's sacrifice for a different sensei is too fucking far!
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>>689796
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>>689799
wrong one because I'm dumb
>>689241
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>>689800
Ok yeah I guess.
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>>689796
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So what music are you listening to too hype this thread up? I'm getting pretty hyped with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si2jZclALoQ
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>>689805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4S6dNvHBYI
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>>689804
Keep up junior
>>689800
>>689803
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>>689807
Huh, how about that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73WWpKyuWL4
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Ebisu faked his death.

Ebisu is Tobi in Wargleverse.
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>>689805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cKy5Qk0QMM
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>>689816
That would be fucked.
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>>689819
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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The nine of you break out into a run. You aren’t sure what those people are planning, but it can’t be good.

The hospital quickly comes into sight, and looks relatively undamaged. You see several Konoha shinobi milling about outside- members of the Hyuga clan, by the looks of it.

You hail them as you approach, displaying your headband and giving your name.

They direct you inside, where you see a few familiar faces-

The girl, Fuu, and her Takigakure companions; Choji, Shikamaru and Ino, along with Sai.

In the far back, however, is Hinata- talking with her father Hiashi.

You make your way there, group in tow. When Hinata sees you, she runs straight at you- and you both meet in a hug.

“I was so worried, Tsuki-hime. I woke up to all these explosions- and some strange men attacking the hospital. Luckily were able to fight them off- and then father arrived.” Hinata explains.

“Sorry I couldn’t be here sooner, Hinata.” You say, returning her hug.

Danzo and Yoru, however, begin to get intel from Hiashi.

“What is our situation, Hiashi? We’ve just managed to make our way here.” Danzo explains.

The elder Hyuga eyes Danzo warily, but explains.

“We’re under attack by what seems to be joint forces of Sunagakure and Amegakure. Along with them, several S-Class criminals have been spotted aiding the enemy- known members of the criminal group Akatsuki.”

Hiashi sighs.

“Information beyond that has been scarce. Fugaku’s men are trying to deal with the rampaging Tailed Beast, while we know several of the Akatsuki, along with enemy forces were sighted on the eastern end of town. The others have likely engaged the Hokage.”

“The Fourth?” Danzo questions.

“Yes. Hanzo and the Kazekage seem to have initiated an attack from the Kage box- and though we know the Fourth escaped the trap, he’s likely been engaged. If I had to guess, he would be their target. Even as powerful as they are, they could not fight all of us. If the Salamander’s speech meant anything, they wish to weaken us- possibly for invasion from the other Shinobi nations.” Hiashi answers

“Then we must stop them. We saw two of the Akatsuki take off towards the Hokage’s offices- that might be where the Fourth is now.” Danzo comments.

“We’ll head that way shortly. This area seems clear- for now. We were planning to evacuate everyone here to the Hyuga compound.” Hiashi responds.

Whilst the adults continue talking strategy, you turn back to Hinata.

“I didn’t see Nori in the group staying here. Where are they?” You ask.

“I… don’t know. She wasn’t here when I woke up…” Hinata admits.

“Neji, either.”

“Huh, Neji? Why would he be here?” You question.
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>>689816
Wargle make this canon now.

Also is anyone else getting a free pass for all the captchas? I haven't had to do one all day. Well, the past couple hours. That's how long I've been on.
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>>689821
Wow Neji. Way to be an even more massive cunt.
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>>689824
And anons were still trying to ship Tsuki with the deserter not even 3 threads ago
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“Father sort of… kicked him out of the compound, after what happened in the prelims. He’s been staying here under watch while they’ve attempted to remove Orochimaru’s seal. It… hasn’t proved effective.” Hinata explains.

“...and he’s not here, either. Does your father know?”

“Yes, he went looking for him after he saw that I was alright. We have no idea where he is right now.” Hinata says.

So Nori and Hinata are missing….

...and the knot in your stomach has twisted ever tighter.
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>>689826
It's how it goes. Anons always try to ship the MC with every available person.
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>>689826
It would never happen, Tsuki would hate a person who betrayed Konoha more then anything
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>>689828
>Nori and Hinata are missing
Oh Wargle....
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Did they destroy Ichiraku?
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>>689828
>When Hinata sees you, she runs straight at you- and you both meet in a hug.
>Hinata is missing
Getting pretty deep there
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>>689828
>and Hinata are missing….
Nice, Wargle.

Way to go, Hiashi. Really earning that Family Man of the Year award.
What next, we learn he just tossed his beloved wife's cancer-corpse in the nearest shallow ditch?
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Sadly it's 3am, and I'm writing at a crawl today.

I know the thread hasn't had enough ACTION, and it's mainly been WORDS.

I am sorry for this. I'm going to put the thread on PAUSE- to be resumed very soon. We haven't used half the bump limit yet, afterall.

Now that you've figured out what's going on, the real fun can begin~

As usual, I'll be around to answer some questions before I go to sleep.

Again, sorry for the WORDS starts to what will become an action-packed thread.

--PAUSE START--
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The Disappearance of Hinata Hyuuga
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>>689835
Nah, he let's a tailed beast overtake his daughter in the chunin exams, leaving her at risk to harm herself and oth-

....oh, wait
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So now Tsuki has a valid reason to hate two of the five major villages which is really funny considering the two we don't have a reason for are Kumo and Iwa
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>>689837
how can hinata be real if our eyes aren't real
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>>689834
>>689832

Yep, I'm tired. Nori and Neji.

*headdesk*

Good news is all the WORDS are MOSTLY out of the way!
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>>689837

Thanks for running, Wargle!
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>>689837
>Wargle stopping at 4 AM yet again
Called it

>>689842
It's alright, they're, like, 93% Good Words.
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>>689844
>Good
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>>689842
i like the WORDS though.
Did we get STRONKer from all this intense battle?

We have to be getting gud at this point, but everyone we fight is so strong.
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>>689842
deidara like "It" ?
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>>689842
What did the artists think our our beautiful boom
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>>689848
We beat two jinjurukis without bullshit Tailed beast powers, were pretty high up in our generation
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>>689849
>>689842
This, what did everyone think of "it" x4?
It cleared the fuckin' sky, that had to be one hell of a lightshow.
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>>689842
How salty will everyone be now that we didn't just nuke Gaara from orbit?
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>>689844
The good (or bad) news is that my work schedule will be changing again by the end of spooktober, meaning I'll either make my US fans happy, or my Aus/Eurofriends very sad.

Or both!
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>>689851
We had to use our own bullshit special snowflake powers, though.
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>>689855
Oh god, please start and end earlier, this shit is killing me.
My only saving grace is that I have no classes on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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>>689856
Still less bullshit then the pink eye or wood style
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>>689849

Easier to throw in the a pastebin. Now that I wrote a description for the techniques, I can dedicate some good time to writing it out.

Though TLDR, Awe, essentially.

>>689854
You did as you were told. Not your fault.
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>>689858
"no"
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>>689859
If we nuked Gaara how pissed would Pain be?
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>>689862
He'd have loved it since we started a war. He has time to collect the next Jinjuriki or the one tails itself when it pops back up.
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>>689858
>>689860

Wood is forever the most bullshit. Stellar is special snowflake-y, but as far as naruto goes, it's pretty tame. Pure Dakka offense is pretty on par with some of the others.

And you haven't met your hard counter yet, anyway. I expect some massive salt when it happens.
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>>689864
>And you haven't met your hard counter yet, anyway. I expect some massive salt when it happens.
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>>689862
Pain doesn't get angry very easily. He's able to adjust- it's not that much of a setback, really.
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>>689864
...what hard counters plasma?
I mean, plasma is what happens when matter itself fails to hold together and breaks down.
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>>689855
Nooooooooo
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>>689869
Probably Dust or Crystal or one of the other bullshit releases
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>>689869
>Yfw it's Sealing Techniques
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would this work with Stellar?
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>>689869
I'd say dust

Hastens decay of plasma
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>>689864
I know very little about Naruto, but from what I've read on the wiki, it seems like wood can do just about anything the others can do, only on a bigger scale. Is that about right? Also, can Danzo teach us some wood releases? I seem to remember him having some in one of the fighting games.
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>>689864
Chances of
>>689816
Ebisuspiracy 2016?
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>>689869
You're utilizing rational thought.

Naruto elements behave like pokemon types, essentially.

Shouldn't be too hard to figure out.
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>>689878
You have to be born able to use it, its impossible to learn
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>>689878
That's cuz he had cells cloned from the only guy who had it naturally as his arm.
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>>689880
...mud?
but lightning>earth for some reason
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>>689880
Ice release doesn't make sense though?
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>>689884
Mud Style: Gaara in the Pool no Jutsu!
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>>689880
Metal Release, because jetfuel can't melt steel beams?
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>>689891
>>689888
>>689885
>>689884
>>689880
OH GOD, PLASMA IS MAGNETIC!
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>>689888
Best jutsu ever.
>>689893
That's actually horrifying now that I remember.
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>>689893
oh fuck, you're right
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>>689893
I want to say Gaara should have been able to fuck us up, but I don't know if he learned all the tricks of it yet
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>>689893
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Magnet_Release
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>>689894
>>689895
>>689896
>>689898
WHO HARD COUNTERS WHO NOW BITCH?
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>>689903
Tsuki rolls to seduce
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>>689880
>>689885
Water counters Fire, Fire kicks the everloving shit out of Wind, Wind counters Lightning, Lightning kicks the everloving shit out of Water.

If anything, a Stellar attack and an Ice attack should either cancel each other out or react based purely on their Shapes interacting.
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>>689876
Took me a second to find that scene.

>>689903
Reminder that stellar = fire + lightning
We can still just go full-bore on lightning.
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>>689907
Lightning counters earth, not water.

Don't ask me, I didn't write the setting.
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>>689914

So Ice is Tsuki's hard counter?
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>>689916
Either that or magnetism.
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>>689917
Magenetic ice release

utterly terrifying
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>>689926
The world would never be the same....
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ALAS, europe requires me to work to give money to greece.
ALAS, I missed the shino hook
I am incredibly angry now especially since my boss's been absent for two days last week but now that it's important, he's been breathing over my shoulder all morning.

Forgive my salt.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>690012
Also an Eurofag here, most quests I follow are always at midnight so I can hardly join in.
Also is posting back again as I couldnt posta few hours ago?
Rolling for bunnies
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>>689706
Shinobi cuisine quest when?
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>>690025
It's always time too roll for bunnies, moonmom already saved us from gaara crushing us too death so major points for her.
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>>689873
...uh...Dust/Particle Style is basically only countered by negative space wedgies (read: space/time jutsus) while countering literally everything else. Because ya know, it atomises everything it touches and I've yet to encounter a shinobi that isn't made of matter.
Actually, Grim Reaper esq Particle Style user anyone?
> "All is dust."
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>>690035
More three nature abilities could be cool too see some day
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>people worried about magnet release

It's ice you idiots, Haku specifically
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>>690038
I'm not worried about anything.
The second thing we're good at beside mindless nuking is going fast with afterglow.
Once we finally pick up the goddamned swords, we're not defenseless anymore to a simple elemental counter.
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>>690035
Excuse me while I take that idea~
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>>690035
Welp. Time to take on a form of pure Stellar chakra.
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>>690041
Well there is no way to 100% counter Stellar with the way Chakra natures work. Kenjutsu and maybe an earth jutsu or two would help though.
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>Something counters stellar
Big deal, we just engage afterglow and use normal jutsu. Most ninjas don't have snowflake power in the first place.
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>>690030
Indeed and now she took 2 bad rolls for us aswell.
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So what are everyone's ships in the Wargleverse?
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>>691577
Every male under the age of 25 with tsuki
Minato with communism
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>>691577
I ship everyone with Tsuki, I'm not picky.
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>>691577

I prefer: Lee, Sasuke, Shikamaru or Neji (if he ever stops being a cunt.)

Maybe Itachi later on.
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>>691577
Gaara for Tsuki, and Shino for Fuu
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>>691577
>Gaara or Shino for our girl
>A shank and Minato
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>>691577
So far I want to see if we can get Tsuki and Gaara.
Minato and a pit full of pungi stakes
Hinata and... huh... not sure...
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>>691756
Who knows maybe she'll be a lot more aggressive with naruto since we gave her that confidence boost
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>>691771
that just leaves nori... who do we send nori after?
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>>691577
I'm fine with Tsuki going for either Gaara, Itachi, or Lee. The latter two seem like they would make good husbandos, and I'm a sucker for redemption plotlines where you help broken people like Gaara.

I'd honestly be good with Tsuki/Nori too, since it would be interesting from an interaction perspective (superweapon romance), but I recognize that the last thing we need is to encourage /u/-boat shit in /qst/.
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>>691784
Don't actually know

Maybe she'll just go with a random peasent

We haven't really seen anyone besides people on our team have we
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>>691817
I mean garaa and tsuki also fills that niche a lot more
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>>691832
That is a point I considered, but Nori has much less baggage to contend with than gaara, and she is both familiar with Tsuki and trusts her as a teammate, which would almost certainly result in a smoother and more stable romance than we would have with Gaara. Mind, that's not necessarily better or worse from a player's perspective, just a consideration of flavor.

And again, I emphasize that this is purely academic. Tsuki/Nori just isn't worth encouraging the cancer.
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>>689723
>alternate reality where Orochimaru has Sharingan
Holy shit I'm glad I opened this thread from the homepage.
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>>689828
>Orochimaru's Seal
Okay wait I just got here, but did Neji get a curse mark?
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>>692188
Indeed he did. Go read the archives, it's great.
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>>692212
Jesus Christ. Curse Mark Byakugan Neji and Sharingan Orochimaru. I like this guy. Brb going to archives.
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>>692224
have a link:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20Quest
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>>692230
Damn this is interesting stuff. I was wondering who Nori was and it turning out to be Naruto's sister is pretty neat. It's so fucking much to read though, I'll probably read a little bit every day. I can't read through 45 4chan threads tonight. I don't have the patience. lol
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>>692367
yeah, 45 threads is a lot and the last few that have been on /qst/ are about double or triple the length of the ones that were on /tg/.
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>>692367
copy Warlge's tripcode
ctrl+f
paste

tadah! handy dandy get to the updates faster while archive binging
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so... any idea when the thread is going to resume?
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>>692819
check his twitter

its a good habit to get into
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>>692841
I haven't ever used twitter, bit reluctant to do so, silly I know. Can't seem to find his twitter in this thread either...
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>>692850
because I like you a lot anon

https://twitter.com/WargleQM

favorite the page
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>>692864
My thanks.
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>>691577
You know everyone would love to see Hinata gentle fist the fuck out of Tsuki's tsuki while snake binding her
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>>691577
I like the chemistry Tsuki has with Itachi so far, but that seems pretty clearly one-sided as far as romantic interest.

Sausage seems much more fun than in canon, but Tsuki doesn't seem interested in him in that way.

Shikamaru and Tsuki have some shared intellectualism, but no chemistry beyond that.

Gaara is right out unless he survives this event and we get a chance to learn his backstory, get him to want to open up to us, and end things on less awful terms. He hasn't exactly made a good first impression with us.

Lee is sort of in the same boat as Sausage, but I think he's a lot less interesting.

So yeah, so far I don't really have any preferences that seem at all realistic right now.
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>>693095
Oh yeah, and Neji, whom we hold a little resentment for on account of how he treated Hinata. That probably has the best chance of developing into something, assuming he doesn't defect. Otherwise, I have no idea.
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>>690044
Ah, pleased to be of service.
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What's with this moon mom bullshit? She fucking lied to Tuski from the getgo. Thinks she always does the right thing even though it isn't. >"Waaah!!! I can't everyone just go into a coma and let me rule the world?!"
Literally a demon.
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>>693813
*why
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>>693813
Because anons like to sperg over stuff, you assign the -fag suffix to them. These are moonfags, label them as such and move on.
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>>693813
pls no
We don't need to stir this shitstorm up anymore
All discussion on this topic boil down to
>ur a fag
>no u
You both shill so hard it's not even funny
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>>693813
I just want to redeem moon hitler. I'm pretty sure it can be done if we try.
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>>693907
I'm only for going with her if the Four Beast turn out to refuse contact and other important factors.
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>>693919

Why would they refuse contact?
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>>693813

Exactly!
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>>694315
They could if we roll shit on talk no jutsu, just want to have my bases covered.
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>>694337

I highly doubt that'll happen.
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>>694343
You say that, but that makes the dice gods moist.
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>>694396
Then it's aardvarks for Tsuki!
Or a space squid.
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>>694448
Cthullu summon then.
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2 hours and 22 minutes until we get rekt by akatsuki
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>>694680
Hope your anus is ready for this.

Did you lube up.
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>>694864
>Implying anons asshole is ever without lube
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I mostly don't like the beasts because I can't see any thematic connection to Tsuki. Summons are supposed to be suited to you, not be whatever has some weird supernatural claim.

Rabbits at least have a lot of the same questions and tensions that Tsuki herself has to deal with: peace and war, ruin and prosperity, secrecy and communication, weakness and strength, doing what you feel is right and doing what you're supposed to...etc. Kaguya sort of hopped on like a rider clause, but I don't mind having something pulling Tsuki along another axis besides village loyalty or morality. Right now I feel rabbits would just make a better story.

By contrast all we know about the Four Beasts is...that they're probably related to the IRL mythology and that they're somehow opposed to the rabbits? I want to know something more about them before discarding them entirely, but they aren't very appealing to me on any grounds that aren't 'remoob buni.'
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>>694898
I want bunnies for that but also because snakes eat bunnies...hinata is a snake....who should totally get a Medusa thing going later
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>>694949
don't associate my narrative argument with your sexual fixation, freak : ^ |
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>>694898
I don't' care about theme. I care about how badass they are and how bunny is shit.
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>>694974
Okay. You're allowed to have that opinion.

I think your opinion is shit, but that's par for the course here anyway. nao go suk dik fgt

'badass'ness is a horrible metric anyway u losr
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>>694994
And "le randum cux bunnies xD" is better?
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>>695003
obv it's MY opinion so it's at least $100% better desu ne~
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This why I didn't want to have this discussion
Cause you fuckers can't hold it for mor than 5 post before it goes into shit posting mode
Fuck bunnies
Fuck the 4 beast
All you fuckers at shills
Let's not be so special for once and chose a normal summon
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>>695026
Dogs or butterflies
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>>694974
we have no in-character data on them besides that there's 4 of them and that they don't like kaguya. I want both kaguya and the 4 to lay out their offers in plain terms before we pick. For all we know we'd get stuck with a dippy member of the 4 like Genbu who almost always ends up being mediocre to the others. Suzaku would be preferable since it doubles down on our elemental specialty of burning shit, Byakko could work depending on which element it represents, the 4 beasts are traditionally from a different element system than naruto's so we don't know for sure who has what element besides Suzaku who'll only be fire aspected, Byakko is likely to be wind or lightning though and so would pair well with Tsuki.

also:
Seiryu (the blue dragon) traditionally represents a wood or water element
Genbu (the snake turtle) Seems to get earth or water depending on setting.
Neither seems a good fit for Tsuki.

Lastly there's technically a 5th member of the 4 directional beasts who represents the center but he's almost always forgotten and there were only 4 voices in Tsuki's encounter with them so he can be ignored (he's a gold dragon that usually is earth aspected, in systems with him genbu is water aspected, without him genbu usually ends up earth element and seiryu ends up water element)

tldr: until we know more about the 4 and which one we'd get for picking them, lets hold off on this.
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>>695026
Shills aside, they are both the best case for summons. The others have even less reason to be chosen. Having a Naruto quest MC without summons would be fun though.
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>>695036
Byakko is actually fire lightning, Seiryu is Water lightning, Genbu is earth water and Suzaku is Fire wind.

Wargle has explained this before
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>>695026
are you saying you DON"T like shitposting? what are you even doing on this site?
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>>695041
I must have missed that, was it on the twitter or was it just really late in a post thread somewhere?

Guess that'd make byakko the go to choice of the 4, though aren't tiger summons already a thing in naruto or was that just in mini's quest?
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>>695053
Just mini's deal and they didn't win.

The Beasts don't actually come with a clan, you just summon smaller versions of themselves.

The bunnies are a Taijutsu focused clan and are pretty much your stereotyped ninjas. One of their best fighters is a Bruce Lee analogue though.
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>>695060
Well now I like bunnies even less. Taijutsu a shit.
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>>695049
No I don't give a fuck about shitposters
I'm just fucking tired of both sides shilling so hard only for actual discussion to come along,no valid points are made or when they are there mostly pushed aside by "ur a fag XD"
If you fucks want to start an actual debate, be prepared for a fucking debate
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>>695098
lol fuck off fag.
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>>695060
so it comes down to whether we want melee fighters to cover taijutsu for Tsuki or something that might complement her existing strengths.

we'll just have to see what the 4 have on offer then. I expect that'll be after this whole mess with the akatsuki and all though.
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>>695112
Indeed, from what Wargle has said the summons themselves are incredibly powerful, the beasts anyway, and their respective sage forms are incredible.
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>>695112
N I N J U T S U
I
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S
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Swords should be just for defense and offense when needed it.
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Team No Summons. Everyone is happy because Four Beast / Rabbit fags didn't get their way. Tsuki is self reliant. We can focus more on Stellar and Inventions.
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>>695112
Rabbits also have alien technology and super ancient spooky techniques, and Kaguya, creator and origin of all chakra on the planet, master of all ninjutsu.
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>>695129
>and Kaguya, creator and origin of all chakra on the planet, master of all ninjutsu.

They don't, don't spout nonsense that wargle hasn't actually said
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>>695129
Did Wargle ever say they that about the alien technology?

Also Kaguya is not actually rabbit.
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>>695140
Nope
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>>695135
>>695140
I mean it'll be really fucking hard to follow Kaguya route without going to the moon. They're her servants, and her body is up there with them.
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>>695144
They're spirits or whatever ghostly shit they are. They don't need physical stuff.
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>>695148
The spirit animals aren't actually "spirits" they're just intelligent chakra using animals
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>>695144
What Kaguya route? We can talk to her anytime we want and just tell her people aren't actually that shit. Hell it seems like she can she what is going on somewhat so she doesn't have an excuse.
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>>695144
I'd personally like to tke a trip to the moon if only to see bunny boy and see what weirdness awaits on the other side
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>>695164
I mean I still want to save the bunnies, even if we don't take them as summons, we could probably get moon boy to take their contract if that's how we're supposed to get them off the moon.
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>>695170
but then that poses the question of how to get moon-boy off the moon? Kaguya said the necklace would reject anything that Tsuki tries to take back, I can only imagine it applies to people too
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>>695178
We build Dad's starship and raise the city into the sky and space above. Tsuki will pierce the heavens with her drills.
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how about Tsuki invents guns?
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>>695187
Rail cannon anon, all things are possible with plasma powered weapons
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>>695178
which is weird because she's the one who told us about him and brought up saving him... maybe people don't count but items do? does that mean moon boy's clothes would get left behind? huh, well guess we'll have to see/ask wargle
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>>695187
I'm behind it. Maybe a gun that can handle shooting stellar beams. A good gun would be useful to the hyuuga clan.
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>>695178
If no plot device solves that problem, then we can design a rocket to get there.

We are literally a genius and the scion of a business empire, this is actually a very plausible solution to the problem.
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>>695187
Kunai launchers (a norihime corp product~) fufill a similar roll, but yeah I could see her refining them to use explosive tags for propulsion of specialized ammunition.

>>695196
any guns that shoot stuff like stellar can't happen until we learn how to store stellar in a seal of some kind, learning to store jutsu in seals earlier than in canon (like decades from now iirc) would be a big deal I think
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1 minute late, quest dropped.
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>>695217
Wargle confirmed for ded
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>>695162
>>just tell her people aren't actually that shit.
>We were an experiment, done purely for power
>Our village is being invaded and our people slaughtered
>We frequently fight and kill people, such is our purpose as tools of war

B-but Ms. Kagyua! People are good and f-f-f-filled with love for one another! For r-realz, things aren't just as shitty and war-torn as they've always been!

>implying
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>>695217
Literally unplayable
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>>695226
Kaguya is a shit
We shouldn't negotiate with moon hitler
I'd probably agree with the 4 beast if they weren't shilled so hard
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>>695226
I think the idea is to fix things so people aren't so shit but without putting them to sleep forever.
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>>695226
yeah, but we could bring in Hinata's wisdom that we aren't entirely garbage. Probably won't keep her from wanting to mass hypnotize the world, but we can take that in baby steps, after all, we haven't even hit the time skip yet.
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>>695233
>not trusting fluffy bunnies
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“Hinata.”

Hiashi’s voice cuts your conversation short.

“I have an important mission for you.”

Hinata’s ears perk up, and she bows her head.

“Of course, father. What can i do to help?”
The Hyuga leader closes his eyes.

“After speaking with Tsuki’s father and his aides, I have decided it will be safer to escort the people here to the Norihime family manor, rather than move them to the compound. The route should be safer, and I’ll send some of the clan to help. I’ll be setting out shortly to aide the Hokage- I want you to go with them, to keep them, and yourself, safe.”

Hinata’s head is still lowered, but her voice wavers.

“Father.. I want to help! Our village is under siege- I cannot just sit idly by and watch!” she objects.

“Hinata, you are our clan’s future. If I were to fall, you will lead us. Think of your mother, and your sister. It is imperative that you remain safe.” Hiashi responds, his voice even.

“Father….”

Seems Danzo and your father have offered the Hyuga along with those present in the hospital asylum- and Hinata is being sent to safety.

You..

1. Vocally object to this plan- everyone would be safer at the Hyuga compound.

2. Encourage Hinata to accept her father’s wishes.

3. Say nothing, and let Hinata make her own decisions.
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>>695244
>Trusting liars
lol
>>695245
>3. Say nothing, and let Hinata make her own decisions.
It's her choice.
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>>695238
Anon that's never going to work
There will always be conflict
There will always be hate
There will always be war
Even if we unified the entire world under one banner everything will go to shit as soon as we die
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>>695245
>2
The princesses must live at all cost
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>>695245
>3. Say nothing, and let Hinata make her own decisions.

>>695252
So why even bother with her at all with that logic?
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>>695245
>3
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>>695245
3. Say nothing, and let Hinata make her own decisions.
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>>695245
>4. Sneak out while the hyuugas are arguing.
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>>695245
>3. Say nothing, and let Hinata make her own decisions.
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>>695245
>2. Encourage Hinata to accept her father’s wishes.
Helping the citizens get to safety is just as important as fighting the enemy. It's for the people of the village that we fight after all
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>>695245
>3. Say nothing, and let Hinata make her own decisions.
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>>695245
>3. Say nothing, and let Hinata make her own decisions.
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>>695245
>3. Say nothing, and let Hinata make her own decisions.
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>>695245
>3. Say nothing, and let Hinata make her own decisions.
He's right that she's going to lead sooner or later; Hiashi needs to give her room to learn how it's done.
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>>695245
3. Say nothing, and let Hinata make her own decisions.
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>>695245
>3.
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>>695245
>3
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>>695257
He stated that he wanted to fix things so that people aren't so shit
The only way to "fix" people is by holding every living thing at gun point,just genocide them outright,or put them to sleep
All of these things have been tried by vilians
while theoretically it could work,your just eliminating what makes humans humans
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Letting Hinata decide.

Writing.
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>>695299
He means we just need Kaguya to think humans aren't that shit.
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>>695252
>>695299
considering this is ninja magic land, not dieing via chakra bullshit is a possibility, that said fixing the human condition for a long period of time is unlikely.

But if we can pacify kaguya by fixing things temporarily we have one less issue to deal with in Tsuki's lifetime.
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>>695311
Quote him
>the idea is to fix people so they aren't so shit without putting them to sleep forever
The way I interpreted it is that he wanted to stop humanity from being shitty so kaguya dosen't lay the smackdown on us
>>695314
I guess that works in a way
Also sets up a new adventure for the NEXT GENERATION if Wargle wants to do that
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>>695326
Which,now that I look back on it,is exactly what you said
Guess being a bit sleep deprived has lowers my reading comprehension skills
All well I at least dumped my salt buckets
Going to sleep now
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>>695326
Other option as >>695311 is to fix kaguya instead of humanity, considering her distrust of humanity is not only from her experience with war but also from the powers she gained corrupting her, This would still be really difficult though it feels like the most "good" ending.

also for next generation stuff, look at this excerpt from kaguya's entry on the naruto wiki:
"Many years later, Sasuke Uchiha began investigating Kaguya's reasoning behind creating the White Zetsu Army in the first place. His ultimate theory was that there was a threat which even Kaguya was afraid of, and spent a large majority of his life researching Kaguya's history and her separate dimensions. His suspicions were confirmed true when he eventually met Momoshiki Ōtsutsuki and Kinshiki Ōtsutsuki. During his travels, he found Kaguya's encrypted scroll hidden in the icy realm. When it was eventually deciphered in Konohagakure, it provided crucial information about Kaguya's enemies and was extremely valuable in cementing their defeat."

just alter that a bit and voila, big bad for the next generation.
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>>695342

That's Boruto stuff, and also metagaming
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Dammit wargle I have to get up early tomorrow.
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>>695350
? I'm honestly unfamiliar with Boruto, I just figured it was something cool we could deal with if wargle makes a quest using Tsuki's child as the mc or something.

or did you mean something else? (I'm probably just being slow and missing your point.)
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>>695369

That bit about Sasuke and Kaguya is Boruto stuff.
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>>695370
ah ok. Half the time I forget Boruto is a thing despite participating in Mini's quest set in that time period....
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“....I will do as you say. I will escort these folks to the manor.” Hinata acquiesces.

Hiashi smiles.

“Thank you, Hinata. With our family safe, I can focus on Konoha without worry. The clansmen will inform those who wish to go.”

He places his hand on Hinata’s head.

“I must go. Please, stay safe.”

With the moment between them passed, Hiashi walks over to a few of his retainers, relaying information and orders- shortly afterwards, he along with several Hyuga clansmen take off, presumably to find the Fourth.

Once her father is gone, Hinata gives you an impish smile.

“Once we drop off everyone at your house, I plan on sneaking out. I’ll show father that I’m not weak- I can do as much to defend our home as anyone else!”

You’re a bit taken aback- but you’d be lying if you said you hadn’t had similar thoughts yourself.

“I’m sure many of the others will help as well. We’re shinobi, not children!” HInata continues.

While you’re sure some of them would, not all of them are Konoha shinobi- and certain others may be too weak, or may just be unwilling. Presenting the idea now wouldn’t go over well, regardless.

You sigh.

“We can talk more about it at the manor. For now, let’s focus on getting there.” you reply.

Hinata nods.

The two of you walk back to the main lobby of the hospital, where everyone is milling about- several Hyuga clansmen have joined Father’s men in guarding the perimeter. Danzo is still here, his arm exposed- though his eye has been wrapped back up behind his bandages.

Father and Danzo approach, both men looking slightly calmer than earlier.

“I assume Hiashi told you what the new plan is?” Danzo asks.

“Yes- we’re to provide shelter in the manor. You ok’d this, Father?” you respond.

“It’s the least I could do. As we said before, the Manor is heavily fortified- probably one of the safest places in Konoha. It’s also very unlikely to be a target.” Yoru says, nodding.

“Besides, several of your friends are among them. Couldn’t leave ‘em out in the cold, right?” He says, shooting you a signature smile.

Normally you’d question it, but right now all you can do is chuckle at your father’s enthusiasm.

“We’ll be leaving soon.” Danzo comments. “If you need to talk to anyone in the group, I’d do so now- we won’t have time until we make it to the manor.”

You….

1. Don’t need to talk to anyone. Let’s get going!
2. I want to talk to InoShikaCho.

3. I want to talk to Sai.

4. I want to talk to Fuu and her companions.
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>>695384
>4. I want to talk to Fuu and her companions.
'What can you guys do?"
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>>695384
>4. I want to talk to Fuu and her companions.
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>>695384
>4. I want to talk to Fuu and her companions
We haven't really met her, and she's the strongest of those listed anyways.
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>>695384
>3. I want to talk to Sai
"Did you see where Neji and/or Nori went?"
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>>695384
>2. I want to talk to InoShikaCho.
Best blonde needs more screen time.
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>>695384
>2. I want to talk to InoShikaCho.
>3. I want to talk to Sai.

Ino was pretty exhausted from the first exam and we really beat the shit out of Sai. Will they be okay as we move along?
But also
>4. I want to talk to Fuu and her companions.

to check out what they can do
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>>695384
>1. Don’t need to talk to anyone. Let’s get going!

Well, like wish them all luck and safety and all that.

But otherwise, just leave.
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>>695384
>4. I want to talk to Fuu and her companions.
Let's make some friends! before she gets kidnapped and sucked dry like frappacino at a Taylor Swift concert
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>>695384
>3.

>>695386
>>695390
>>695397
whats all this about talking to outsiders while we're being invaded?
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>>695384
>4. I want to talk to Fuu and her companions.
ah fuck it
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>>695413
I wanna know what they can do so we can strategize better when fighting starts
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>>695384
2. I want to talk to InoShikaCho.
I wanna see what they think of tsuki now we revealed our power level
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>>695384
>2. I want to talk to InoShikaCho
Ino should be healed up by now right? either way best to make sure what state that team is in
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>>695420
I just don't see why we would assume they'd fight on our side when we're being bumraped by all the other visiting villages. Even if they're not hostile, they're under no obligation to help us.
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>>695384
4. I want to talk to Fuu and her companions.
We should get to know her before she get snatched by akatsuki.
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>>695429
Then why waste time?
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Let's go talk to our semi-doppelganger~

Writing.
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>>695433
Tuski is prettier right?
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>>695441
Why of course, anon.

Would you suggest otherwise?
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>>695445
no

behead those who insult Tsuki
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>>695441
Tsuki is probably tied with Ino and Kuro for prettiest genin.
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>>695445
This need heart pupils.
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>>695454
NO it doesn't.
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>>695454
>Heart Pupils
Gross. Quit thinking with your dick.
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Should we ship Fuu with Shino?

It seems like such a perfect match.
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>>695454
I like the way you think
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>>695458
>>695459
Yes it does.

Because she's looking at Itachi-sensei
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>>695461
Its would net another Jinjurike for Konoha if it worked so sure
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>>695461
No. Shino is for Tsuki's army and being her concubine.
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>>695468
Bugs belong with other bugs.
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>>695474
But Tsuki is queen of all even bugs!
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>>695482
Think of it as our own personal ant farm.

We can build a glass house for them and everything!
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>>695482
pairing bug boy with the plasma bug zapper seems a potentially problematic match, hell can his bugs even eat stellar chakra without getting torched?
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>>695482
>>695501
Frankly I can't see Tsuki thinking of shino's bugs as anything but disgusting, she's kinda sheltered like that.
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>>695502
That's why Tsuki's and Shino's children shall control star fireflies.
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Moonboy is best, he comes from high stock and a base of his own. We'd have an underground lair, a ground one and an orbital on. He also has a super weapon to power dad's ship design
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>>695509
But that won't stop us from shipping, right?
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>>695519
of course not, It's not like me or anyone else can stop you, just brining up a point. On the topic of shipping though, I still think that It'd be pretty cool to have some more interactions with naruto and the sauce boss. Especially sauske, because what we've got so far is pretty cute.
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“I’m going to have a chat with our Takigakure visitors.” You tell Danzo.

“Very well. It seems they, at least, haven’t betrayed us. Don’t take too long.” He responds, walking off with your father towards the entrance.

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Accompanied by Hinata, you head over to the three Takigakure shinobi are standing-

“Woooooooah! Hey, you’re that Tsuki girl, right!? That attack you used- it was awesome! It was all like- *SHOOOOM* - and it was super pretty too! Makes sense that such a pretty attack would be used by such a pretty girl! We sorta look alike- you’ve gotta be my friend! All the people back home will be SUPER impressed!” The girl rambles.

The two men beside her look exhausted-

And you feel just as exhausted as they do.

“Ah… yes, I’m Tsuki Norihime. Nice to meet you… Fuu, right?” You respond slowly.

“Oh, yep, that’s me! These are my friends Kegon and Yoro!” She indicates, pointing to the two men.

“Great. Listen, we’re gonna be heading to a safer area soon, and I just wanted to make sure you guys are gonna be up for it. With the village under attack, we need to make sure who can fight and who can’t.” You ask.

“Oh- I’m fine! I didn’t even get to fight that Sasuke guy. Not after that Gaara kid went all *ROAR* and turned into that big guy! What was his name…? Oh, right! Shukaku!” Fuu explains.

“...Shukaku? Is that the name of that creature?” you ask.

Why does she know it’s name? Did she just make one up? She seems like the type…

“Shukaku, the One-Tails! Chomei told me all about him- said he’s really mean and likes to bully people.” Fuu continues.

“...and who exactly is this “Chomei”?” you reply, still lost.

At the mention of the name Chomei, both of Fuu’s guards nearly bowl her over, muffling her whatever her response was going to be.

“We’ll be fine. We’ll all be able to keep up- we’re ready to move out whenever!” they say in unison, keeping Fuu quiet.

“Uh...huh. Well, as long as you’re prepared. We still don’t have a great idea of what’s happening. Stay safe.” You say, dismissing the strange trio.

There was a lot to unpackage there- but you simply don’t have time. It will be time to set out towards the manner in a few moments.

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>>695533
Fuck saucebaws. Naruto is... acceptable.
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>>695538
Fuck

She's adorable
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>>695538
Why is she so damn cute?

Fuck, we better not end up losing her here.
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>>695538
aw, she's cute. also first bit of insight on one of the many things going on with the sandy boyfriend
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>>695533
Im down for both of these options.
Saucepan in this timeline is fucking great
We haven't gotten anything interactions with Naruto but im sure hes gonna be great too.
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>>695558
>>695538
her and nori, since we still have no clue where she went off to
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“All ready to go?” Danzo says as you return from speaking with Fuu.

“I guess. The Takigakure shinobi are a bit… odd. One of them knew the name of the monster Gaara turned into- Shukaku, the One-Tails.” You report.

Danzo’s eyebrows furrow slightly.

“That’s correct. Not common knowledge- although Takigakure is supposed to have a tailed beast of it’s own. Hardly a thing for genin to know- but it’s of little consequence. As long as they are ready to fight.”

“They are. Is everyone coming?” you respond.

“Yes- though some, like Sai, are worse for wear. Shouldn’t be too much of an issue with the added protection we have with the Hyuga helping us.” Danzo replies.

“Ok then!” Yoru exclaims, rising from the wall he was leaning on.

“I’ll announce our departure. Be ready to go!” Yoru says, walking back towards the lobby.

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After a few minutes, he returns, with everyone in tow.

“Ready!”

“Alright. Everyone, stick together- nobody break off from the group unless you have a death wish. With all of us together, we shouldn’t run into any issues. Ok?” Danzo commands- much louder than the his rather quiet speaking voice.

“Roger!” Everyone shouts in response.

Your group, now well over 20 people, sets out, running towards the academy, your next checkpoint.

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Time to roll for an encounter!

Roll me a d10! First matching number will designate your foe(s)!
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>>695620
for a second I thought you were shipping Fuu and Nori... wait... don't they both have wind element or something like that?
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>695625
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>695625
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>695625
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>695625
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>695625
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>>695632
>>695634

Oh my
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>695625
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>695625
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>>695632
>>695634
>>695636
huh...
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>>695632
>>695634

>10

Holy Molly!
>>695636
Ok, what
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>695625
oh boy
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>>695632
>>695634
This is either very good or very bad.
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>>695627
no /u/ boat pls.
I just wanted to say losing 2 (3?) jinchurichi, 1 of whom being a good friend would SUCK
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>>695632
>>695634
I am hoping that this is good.

I am hoping this means the enimies we come across are Sand and Akatsuki and killing each other so we don't have to.

We are fucked, aren't we?
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>>695643
agreed, still any way to get a jinchuriki on the leafs side would be good, though shino seems a better choice in fuu's case.

I still say Tsuki should try and play match maker for her team mates, just not sure who would take nori...
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>>695643
I may be a Ts/u/Ki but Fu deserves a bugsband
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>>695632
>>695634

Very well!

Writing.
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>>695662
Be gentle.
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>>695662
10 potato chip ninjas leap out at us!
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>>695667
It really sucks but i think Naruto quests have ruined my taste for Naruto games.
I used to love the ninja storm series but i no longer give more than 2 fucks about Canon Naruto.
Now Naruto Zenoverse
I would play that shit in a heartbeat.
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>>695683

I hear that the Ultimate Ninja Storm games are really good.
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>>695695
Oh i know
But i just cant bring myself to buy it
I just dont give enough of a fuck
I wanna give a fuck cause these games have always been fun to me
Hell the shit is on sale right fucking now
But i dont care
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>>695683
>>695705
At least you still have us. No vidya, but at least you don't need to deal with Masashi Kishimoto's hack writing
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>>695718
Fair enough my friend
Fair enough
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As all of you run for the academy, you cannot help but be on edge- you expect an attack to come at any moment…

But one never does.

Taking advantage of this, your group quickly pushes past the academy, heading straight to the walkways leading upwards, behind the Hokage monument.

As you climb, you can’t help but turn to look at the town. Immediately, your eyes are drawn to the Tailed Beast- Shukaku, apparently- rampaging on the far side of town. He’s absolutely massive- easily three times the size of the biggest building in Konoha. Most of the southern parts of town have been completely destroyed- a straight path of destruction from the arena southward.

He seems to be fighting something, although they’re far too far away to see what. Presumably, it’s the Uchiha- Hiashi did say they were dealing with it. Why would they volunteer for such a duty?

You can’t really tell how the fight is going, either- so eventually, you just stop looking. Gawking at it would only make you feel worse; it’s better to focus on what’s ahead of you.

As you reach the top of the monument, the group pools together, as everyone waits for any stragglers.

While you wait, you decide to ask Hinata to take a look around- to see if her vision can get any fine details.
“I’ll take a look. Hold on.” She instructs, activating the Byakugan.

She grunts in frustration almost immediately.

“That beast is outside of my range. I can’t really make out any clear details- though it looks like there are people fighting each other down there too- not just the One-Tails.” She reports.

That’s… concerning.

“What about the Fourth? Do you see Nori’s dad anywhere?” you ask fervently.

She continues to scan the town- and eventually starts talking.

“It… looks like he’s fighting several people at once. They’re far away too- I can only make out a few details. There’s a man with a scythe, and a bunch of strange black things… I can see Orochimaru, too- but he isn’t fighting. He’s talking to some others- one has bright orange hair, and the other has wings.”

“They’re isolating him. Or trying to- Minato is a hard man to pin down.” Danzo says, walking over to where you and Hinata stand.

He looks worried.

“Come, you two. Once everyone’s safe, the men and I can head down and assist. Our village is going to need all the help it can get.” He says, urging you to follow.

Your group continues towards the manor- it’s absolutely teeming with guards and armed servants.

Danzo hails them, and everyone is quickly ushered inside….
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>>695758
ROUND TWO MOTHAFUCKA!
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>>695758
do you think Shukaku will bsod if we smooch Gaara again?
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>>695758
>Minato right now
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>>695777
Sleeping Beauty his ass
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>>695758
Hidan is fighting Minato snacks in skellington form... Flying thundergod won't save him now
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>>695785
his own fault for being to lax
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>>695777
>>695794
not gonna lie, that'd be great
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Maru nearly tackles you once you’re inside- thankfully she doesn’t, as the foyer has become rather crowded.

“Tsuki-dono! Yoru-dono! I was so worried!” Maru exclaims- she’s almost crushing the life out of you!

“That’s enough, Maru. We’re here, safe and sound. I would like you to look after our new guests- they’ll be taking shelter here until the fighting has ended.” Your father says, placing a hand on Maru’s shoulder.

“Ah, right. Absolutely.” She acknowledges.
“This way, everyone! Please, stay calm! I assure you, we are completely safe here!” She calls out- indicating to some Suna shinobi tied up in the corner, knocked out.

“....The manor was attacked?” You question.

“Ah, yes, briefly. Those ruffians assaulted the manor, but were quickly overwhelmed- nobody attacks my home!” Maru exclaims, pumping her arm in triumph.

“Anyway! Please follow me! If you would like, I will be serving snacks momentarily! Please, everyone, this way!.....”

Slowly but surely, the crowd of people begins to funnel into the dining area, leaving only you, Hinata and Danzo- father seems to be heading upstairs.

“Tsuki.”

Danzo’s voice commands your attention.

“Now that you’re safe, I’m going to head down into the village with the Hyuga men. Don’t follow me.”

His face is expressionless, as usual- but there’s steel behind his voice; it’s a order, not a suggestion.

“Danzo, I-”

“No. Let us deal with this. These foes are beyond you- if it was simply some wayward Suna or Ame ninja, I wouldn't be so adamant about this. Orochimaru and Hanzo wouldn’t come alone- that woman and the others Hinata saw- they’re likely Akatsuki.”

A chill runs down your spine- remembering your encounters with Shisui and Kisame, and the strange man from Yugakure.

“You’ve done well. Besides, your father would never forgive me if you were hurt trying to follow after me. Now please. Stay here, and stay safe.” Danzo says, his voice softer than before.

Danzo walks into the dining area, likely to round up his men. You take a seat on the main stairs, with Hinata joining you.

“Well, what will you do? Those men from before might be here- but I can’t just leave Nori and the others out there, in danger. Everyone is helping- I need to help, too.” Hinata says, her expresion somber.

You….

1. Will go with Hinata(and potentially others) to help defend Konoha.

2. Will stay here. Father and Maru need protected- and Danzo explicitly told you not to put yourself in further danger.
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>>695828
1. Will go with Hinata(and potentially others) to help defend Konoha.
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>>695828
>1. Will go with Hinata(and potentially others) to help defend Konoha.

We can't let her go alone.
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>>695828
>2. Will stay here. Father and Maru need protected- and Danzo explicitly told you not to put yourself in further danger.
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>>695828
>1. Will go with Hinata(and potentially others) to help defend Konoha.
Tsuki cares about defending Konoha more then anything
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>>695828
>1. Will go with Hinata(and potentially others) to help defend Konoha.
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>>695828
>2. Will stay here. Father and Maru need protected- and Danzo explicitly told you not to put yourself in further danger.
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>>695828
>1. Will go with Hinata(and potentially others) to help defend Konoha.

Remember we need to make a plan.
>Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win.
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>>695828
>1.
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>>695828
>2. Will stay here. Father and Maru need protected- and Danzo explicitly told you not to put yourself in further danger.
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>>695828
>1. Will go with Hinata(and potentially others) to help defend Konoha
Maru and the others can protect 1st dad while we save the town. speaking of which since Orochimaru had to do with our conception has Tsuki gained an asshole 3rd dad?
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>>695828
>1. Will go with Hinata(and potentially others) to help defend Konoha.

Do you really think we can stand by and just let it all burn down?
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>>695828
>2. Will stay here. Father and Maru need protected- and Danzo explicitly told you not to put yourself in further danger.
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>>695828
>2. Will stay here. Father and Maru need protected- and Danzo explicitly told you not to put yourself in further danger.
A pained thing saying this if it was anyone other than Danzo
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>>695828
>1. Will go with Hinata(and potentially others) to help defend Konoha.
Just be sure not to bite off more than we can chew; try to restrain ourselves to any rank and file enemies. If we find ourselves facing an Akatsuki member then we probably fucked up somewhere.
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>>695828
>2
Orders are orders, if we end up in danger more people will dye trying too protect us
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>>695828
>2. Will stay here. Father and Maru need protected- and Danzo explicitly told you not to put yourself in further danger.
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>>695868
Shit, I just realized that this is an optimal area for them to concentrate on attacking. (ROOT cellar, Tsuki, Fuu, etc.)

I'm changing my vote to
>>2. Will stay here. Father and Maru need protected- and Danzo explicitly told you not to put yourself in further danger
because I'm certain shit will go down here.
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>>695828
>2. Will stay here. Father and Maru need protected- and Danzo explicitly told you not to put yourself in further danger.
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IF we do leave, make Hinata strong arm us into it. She's leaving no matter what so we were forced too tail her. Play hard to get. We have denyability then
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>>695828
>>695882
>>695828
Oh Shit yeah.
>2 lock down and stop our maid freaking out
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>>695828
>2. Will stay here. Father and Maru need protected- and Danzo explicitly told you not to put yourself in further danger.
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Writing.

>Picking the boring options
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We still don't know where the artist pair have stuck off too...
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>>695902

:^)
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>>695902
Anons are moronic and paranoid, this is why you don't leave votes open for 20 minutes to go get a snack.

:^)
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well I guess the chaos will just have to come to us since we won't go to it
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>>695326

To right the countless wrongs of our day, we shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise. What a wonderful world such would be...
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Operation pillow fort is a go.
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>>695902
;)
Please be nice for our choice. ;_;
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>>695902
So you're saying this wasn't a trap to lure us away while the Akatsuki attack while we're gone?
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>>695926
He doesn't do trap options you fucking moron.

meh
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I leave for like 20 minutes and you all become cowards?
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>>695925
no Wargle

cowardice must be punished

home invasion time
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>>695931
You act like this is the first time this has happened, anons are always cowards in this quest
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>>695902
Did Oreo build in some kind of obedience mechanism when he messed with Tsuki? I don't think she's ever disobeyed an order, even from Oreo himself.
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>>695947
anons are spineless jellyfish
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>>695927
I mean it says right in the option "dad and maru have to be protected." It wouldn't actually be a trap is the consequence of not taking it is spelled out right there as a potential risk.
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>>695931
>>695954
Bah there are more S-Ranked hostiles in the village right now than in the rest of the elemental nations combined. Not being steamrolled is a good plan.
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>>695961
Hey I think you're underestimating the number of S-Ranked Missing-Nin hidden mist manages to churn out.
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>>695966
Its like the Slytherin of ninja nations.
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>>695969
Tsuki will soon be Hufflepuff material if this keeps up
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>>695966
Bah. Mist nin a shit. The swordsmen where dead and scattered by this point in cannon.
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>>695975
>scattered
I did specify mist churning out MISSING nin, did I not?
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>>695974
>4 posts whining about a choice you didn't like
wew lad

We're just gambling on where we think the real action's going to be, you know.
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>>695989
tell me a home invasion bit wouldn't be nifty
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>>695966
Pretty sure Konoha has them beat.
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>>695986
Whoops, you did.
Mist really is great at making brokenly sociopathic powerhouses without any real attachment to Kiri.
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>>695996
That's what I'm gambling on; I'd be sorely disappointed if this was just "you sat in the shelter for several hours and nothing important happened".
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>>695999
Konoha missing-nin is more quality than quantity

>>695989
its just the last time I saw a quest go coward, it almost killed that quest. it was disgusting.
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>>695999
2<7+
>>696008
You really think there is any chance of that with Wargle "Sensei Detonator" at the helm?
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>>696008
Here's hoping Dad gets to show off his Batman utility belt.
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“I have to stay here. I have to protect Father and Maru- and the others, as well.” you answer.

Hinata doesn’t say anything for a few moments, before she finally stands.

“I understand. Keep them safe, Tsuki-hime- and yourself as well.”

She gives you a hug, then walks into the dining area.

Danzo leaves shortly afterward, taking the Hyuga men with him.

Soon, you’re all alone, sitting on the stairs.

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Fuu, of all people, is the one to break your isolation.

Plopping down next to you, the Takigakure shinobi seems to have evaded her handlers, for the time being.

“Hiya, Tsuki-chan! Where’d your friend go?” She says, actively scanning the room for Hinata.

“She… went to go protect the village.” You admit.

“Alone, huh? She sure is brave! I was planning on leaving, myself- Chomei says we should stop Shukaku from making a mess.” The girl marvels.

Chomei again, huh? As odd as she is, she’s endearing, if nothing else.

“Then again-” she says, relaxing on the step- “It would be super rude of me to leave a new friend all alone! So I can hang out with you for a while, if you want!” Fuu offers.

“I’d… like that. But I do have a question, Fuu.” You respond.

“Of course, new friend! We can chat about whatever you want!” She exclaims.

“Who is this Chomei you keep talking about? Your other friends don’t seem to want me to know.” you ask.

“Oh, those two are such worrywarts! Besides, you’re my friend, so it’s nothing to worry about!” She answers happily.

“Chomei is the Seven-Tails!” She continues, raising seven fingers and then smiling widely.

“The.. seven-tails? It talks to you?” You reply, mystified.

“Uh-uh! Chomei is in here!” She answers, pointing to her chest.

…..What?

“Jiinchuriki of the Lucky Seven- Fuu of Takigakure! Nice to meet ya!” Fuu says, extending her hand.

Lost for words, you simply extend your hand, which Fuu shakes vigorously.

“Though, now that I’ve told you my secret- you gotta tell me all about your cool powers! They were so awesome!” Fuu asks.

“Uh… sure? I call it “Stellar Release”......

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>>696015
Wargle only killed Ebisu so far, I don't get where this reputation is coming from
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>>696017
where was Fu during that shitty OVA that took place Waterfall village?
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>>696017
Well, we at least made friends with Fuu. So it's not a TOTAL loss.

>Orochimaru suddenly shows up because we stayed at the first place he would look.
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>>696017
So is anyone ever gonna comment on Fu and us looking like distant cousins?

>>696022
probably not thought up yet, but if needed can probably be justified with "deliberately given lots of long term missions out of the village because villages hate jinchuri"
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>>696019
I've been here since thread 3. Wargle has always given us choices with no right answer. Every option as been interesting and always with enough rope ready to hang ourselves.
Also memes. Because Ebisu literally blew himself up.
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>>696030
I think that's been commented on since thread 1
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>>696035
I meant characters in the quest.
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Just pig out on ice cream with Fu till the house gets attacked
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>>696063
Excuse YOU... you're forgetting about doing each other's nails, talking about boys and practicing kissing.
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>>696068
/u/-boat pls go and stay go.
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>>696068
>That spoiler
u-unf!

>Pic is what i think Tsuki's mom would look like had she lived.
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>>696068
>Not tying up Fuu's teammates and practicing Tsuki's dominatrix skills on them
Baka desu!
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>>696073
there's nothing /u/ about two girls practicing kissing with each other during a sleepover. that's just... a thing, for some fucking reason.

>>696074
no delicious brown. F, see me after class.
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You spend some time with Fuu, and learn more about her village, Takigakure, as well as herself. She seems quite different than Gaara- and she certainly doesn’t seem afraid of the Seven-Tails, like Naruto and Nori were about the Nine-Tails.

“Chomei says his brothers don’t really like people all that much” Fuu explains. “It was people who captured them all, and sealed them into Jiinchuriki- people like me. But he also says he forgave us a long time ago, so he doesn’t mind all that much- and he likes me, so he lends me his power when I ask.”

“So, the wings-” You start.

“Chomei’s, yep! It lets me do all sorts of cool stuff!” She says, standing. Multicolored wings sprout from her back, and with a leap, she flies around the foyer.

Flight… Father’s dream. So easily achievable with a Tailed Beast’s power…

Suddenly, the manor is rocked by a loud explosion- and Fuu nearly collides with you as she falls.

Maru charges into the room, Father’s men and a contingent of guards at her side.

“The explosion was-” She starts.

Outside, yes.


Father stands atop the stairs, looking hard at the door.


It seems they mean to blast their way inside. Gather up the men and any who can fight- I’m going to activate the inner defenses.

“Yes, sir!” Maru salutes, running back into the dining area. Her shouting carries throughout the manor….

“Everyone who cannot fight, please head down into the basement! One of us will show you the way! Everyone who can fight, please follow me into the foyer! We will be undergoing defensive maneuvers!”

You can hear sounds of launcher fire outside, punctuated by more explosions.

Eventually, Maru returns with more men- along with Fuu’s handlers, Sai, Shikamaru and Choji.


Everyone, please come to the top of the stairs. You- Shikaku’s boy. I would speak with you- please join me in the office.

Everyone quickly takes positions on the second level, with Shikamaru walking off towards Father’s office. He looks at you questioningly, but you just shrug in response.

Sai also catches your attention- he looks worse for wear, but better than he did earlier.

“Are you sure you’ll be able to fight?” you call over to him.

“Shimura-san gave me a soldier pill. I”m not at full strength, but I can still fight.” He says, giving you a pleasant smile.

What an odd boy.

“What about you, Choji?” You ask the rotund boy on the far side of the balcony.

“Gotta protect Shikamaru and Ino! Besides- Maru’s food is so good! Definitely worth fighting for!” He cheers.

Fuu, meanwhile, has collected herself, and taken a battle stance next to you, her handlers nearby.

There is a loud shuddering- and iron begins to descend over all doors and windows- Father has engaged the manor’s defenses.
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>>696077
Oh shit. I forgot Tsuki is cocoa colored. Fuck!
Wait! I know!
It's Orochimaru's doing!
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We should ask the other demon names while we have her here, also protect her smile
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>>696084
It certainly couldn't hurt to see if we could get anything about the nine tails out of her.
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>>696080
Time to blow shit up.
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>>696084
I agree. Ask the names of all the tailed beasts and commit them to memory.
Do it before it's too late!
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>>696080
>There is a loud shuddering- and iron begins to descend over all doors and windows- Father has engaged the manor’s defenses.
If the house turns into a giant robot I'm going to laugh so hard.
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>>696095
>house is actually a giant robot
>fitting the sexually themed names, it's called "Big O"
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Just a thought, but what if we befriended Chomei through Fuu and had him help convince Kaguya not to destroy the world?
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>>696116
Too meta.
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>>696116

Way too meta. And also, why would Kaguya care?
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>>696123
Yeah I think at BEST kaguya doesn't care, worst case scenario she declares the tailed beasts a Sin Against The Proper Order Of Things.
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>>696118
>>696123
I guess it is too meta; I was thinking along the lines of demonstrating forgiveness, but there's just too many things wrong with it.
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Several paintings lift upwards, revealing hidden sections of the wall, out of which slide several wall mounted rapid-fire senbon launchers. The split, and fold unto themselves- and out slides the biggest launcher you’ve ever seen- it’s nearly as tall as father!

Launcher fire and explosion continue outside- though the explosions are likely right outside, now- noise muffled by the house’s defensive shielding.

Shikamaru reappears- holding a small remote of some kind. His face is as white as a sheet.

“Tsuki… is your father mad? Paranoid? Both?” he says, rather exasperated.

“No more than any other successful businessman. Why do you ask?” you respond innocently.

“N-no reason. He says this remote will disengage the defenses selectively- depending on what I point it at. He said he needs to stay in the office… to, uh, “control” the house.” Shikamaru explains.

You hear crackling, and Father’s voice sounds throughout the room.

Always have a backup plan, Shiamaru- even for your backup plans! Your father should’ve taught you that!

He seems almost.. Happy?

Be warned, everyone! I’ve aimed all the weapons at the front- so try not to get in the way before the firing stops! The Norihime Corporation denies all liability in the cases of injury and death while in the use of the Ultimate Home Self-Defense System! Hahaha!
Maybe happy is the wrong word….

Silence falls over the room as the firing from outside stops.

There is some muffled talking outside- but you can’t really make it out…...
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>>696080
>Maru’s food is so good
Now we just need some sort of in with shino and we're 4/4 for for heirs to the noble clans of Konoha.
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>>696140

Yoru is best dad.
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>>696140
>that disclaimer
I love Yoru so much.
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>>696140
Goddamn is Yoru awesome!
what next? does the house turn into a mech too?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JV6GyyW1KU

Soundtrack for the house arming itself!

Also - (The stairs* split, and fold unto themselves- and out slides the biggest launcher you’ve ever seen- it’s nearly as tall as father!)
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Hey guys! What'd I mi-

>>696080
>>696140
OH SHIT
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>>696149
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiWq7TMlSfQ
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B E S T D A D
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>>696149
Yoru for 5th hokge.
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After a heavy moment of silence, there’s another explosion- louder, this time, and the house shudders in response.

The front door dents in- but doesn’t break.

Every so faintly, you can hear some yelling.

“The hell is with this door!” Someone shouts. It’s followed by another low thud- before a yelp of pain.

“Really, Deidara. I don’t think kicking it was going to help any more than your clay.” a cooler, even voice responds.

“Right, right. I mustn't lose my temper- My art must be able to rise to the challenge presented to me by this lovely canvas!”

There is another few moments of silence, before.


*KABOOM*

The door is blasted right open, and careens to one side, lodging itself into a wall.

Several figures rush inside- and the launchers engage rapidly emptying their ammunition. The large central launcher fires- a massive explosive round that collides with…. Something amidst the smoke- and detonates. The explosion rocks the house- and nearly makes you lose your hearing.

As the smoke clears, a whistle comes from the other side.

“Man, Yoru Norihime- you’re something else. Truly an artist of the highest caliber! It’s a shame you’re on the wrong side of this conflict.”

Out of the smoke steps the blonde man from the night your purchased Ichiraku’s- clad in a black and red Akatsuki robe.

At his side is a squat, monstrous thing, also wearing a matching robe. You can see the rubble of puppets destroyed by father’s defenses, though countless more flood in with the men.

“We’re here for the Jiinchuriki of the Seven Tails! Hand her over and I’ll only hurt’cha a little bit!” The blonde man smiles.

“Artist’s honor!” He adds after thinking for a moment.

You….

1. Offer Fuu over to them.

2. Refuse!
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>>696190
>2. Refuse!
show some balls!
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>>696190
>2. Refuse!
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>>696190
>2. Refuse!
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>>696190
>2. Refuse!
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>>696190
>2. Refuse!

Nu, uh!
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>>696190
>2. Refuse!
>Ask Deidara what he thought of your art
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>>696190
>2. Refuse!
If they want her we don't want them to have her.

Comedy option. Grab Her headband quick for "It's me you want, not my friends! I am definitely the seven tails jinchuri. Friendship!"
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>>696190
>2. Refuse!
Fuck off, no solicitors.
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>>696190
>2. Refuse!
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>>696190
>2. Refuse!
Hey starving artist, are you doing this so you can afford some food?
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>>696190
>2. Refuse!

"Aww, is the One Tail too much for your precious 'art' to handle?"
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>>696190
> 2. Refuse!
We found her first! That makes her ours!
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>>696190
man ilu but
>2. Refuse!
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>>696190
>2. Refuse!
I'm terribly sorry but I must decline, Tsuki Norihime a pleasure to mr..? Your art also seems top par, a lovely sight to see unfortunately we must fight for now as we have already given our word. I'm sure you understand.

Respectful and strong standing
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Inevitable Tsuki heel turn delayed for another day.

Writing~
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>>696190
>2. Refuse

Use the Red Beads!
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>>696190
>2. Refuse!
Sod that.
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>>696221
You see Wargle had we not spoke too her we'd have given her up in a heartbeat.
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>>696222
Okay yeah in the event of an emergency i'm totally down for "Fuu grab my tits" >blasts off to the moon
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>>696221
Have Pain try and recruit us then
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>>696226
Watch anons turn her in immediately if given the chance to become AkaTSUKI
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>>696221
Throw us more tempting bones and it will happen. A fight like this is too good to pass up, and we'll actually be making a difference in this if we can stop them.
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>>696225
That mental image is unreasonably funny.
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>>696232
It's that old deviantart comic
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