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Shinobi Quest #44

This quest takes place within the lands of the Five Great Shinobi Nations (aka Narutoverse) starting roughly around the beginning of the original series. The world of this quest remains similar to the original, with slight but notable differences in certain areas, based upon the passage of time from a single slightly altered event.

(It’s a goddamn Naruto Quest, you bastards. Have fun, participate, and write in when you feel inclined. Most of the outcomes of this quest will be determined by you, the players. Critiques and questions are always welcome, as my knowledge of the weeby shit is not all encompassing.)

http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLH


Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20Quest

Last thread, Tsuki Norihime won a decisive battle against her quarterfinal opponent, Sai Hatake. After her dominating performance, Tsuki decided against watching the quarterfinal match between Sasuke Uchiha and Temari of Sunagakure, confident in the outcome. Instead, she went to visit her injured teammate Nori, where despite a rather hostile first few moments, the girls eventually made up, apologizing to one another for not thinking things through, if not the actions themselves.

Soon, though, it will be time for Tsuki’s semifinal match against Gaara of the Sand. As ever, she looks forward, anticipation mixed with a foreboding sense of dread….

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(Yeah yeah, I used the inferior header- both #42 and #43 are still alive on this slow ass board.)
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>>670209
Time for whooping Gaara's ass.
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WHO'S READY TO TAKE GAARA OUT on a date
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>>670209
Wargle I have ordered pizza and have a 6 pack of bourbon. It's like 2pm

I am ready.
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>>670209
time to kick and or caress Gaara all over the arena
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LET ME SEE YOUR WARFACE ANONS
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wew
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>>670228
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>>670228
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>>670221
I wonder if he likes glass sculptures

shame he wont get to see his
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>>670228
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>>670228
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>>670225
drunkanon, have you not learned your lesson? pls
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I'm about to be buttfucked by Matthew
Fuck me I guess
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>>670228
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>>670242
But... but I work as a night auditor (11pm-7am) I have to be day drunk... it's like a rule or something.
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>>670228
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We might not even fight Gaara.

We may have to face off against Sasuke.

Sasuke trained by Guy.
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>>670246
Australian right?
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>>670228
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>>670248
Get ready for weights being dropped
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>>670248
No that's after this fight
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>>670249
Why I never! Yes
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>>670248
Gaara's our next match, sauce would be after that since he's on the other side of the bracket.
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>>670248
Isn't gaara our next match according to the bracket?
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>>670244
Were are you anon? Aparently its pretty much over for us in south florida
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>>670228
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>>670248
We still do have to face garaa
Then we have to face either a third Jinjurchi(fuck my spelling skills) or we face sauce
It's just better to forfeit if we beat garaa
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>>670253
SA here wad up nigga
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>>670257
I live in central
I'm a lucky fucker tho
I'm not in a evac zone
So unless he pulls a Charlie and decides he didn't fuck us enough I should be fine
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>>670257
sheeeet mang, I'm glad I got off the east cost after sandy vag I'm actually not, Texas isn't what its cracked up to be hope you survive the coming days
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>>670267
Mah nigga, NSW here. Mid-north coast, digging the weather, perfect Gara killing weather.
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>>670271
Its fine anon it barely even hit us so far, I'm by Miami so its not a big deal. If it didn't swerve north though it would have been much worse
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I'm thinking that when we fight Gaara, go full bore as soon as Genma says "Begin".
Afterglow shinshun our fist right in to his face, knock him flat, put the chakra swords in both his legs and melt them, jump up and let fly with our most powerful steller technique. Glass the whole damn field if we have to, but save enough chakra so we don't past the fuck out. He'll either be down for the count, or he'll transform and be disqualified. Though Tsuki doesn't know he'll transform under great stress, the Kage's know and they won't let him go on a rampage. But we'll have to forfiet to saucebaws in the final, if we're too wiped out.

And where in the fuck did the numbers go for legacy captcha? It's all fucking words now.
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>>670228
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>>670251
>>670252
>>670254
>>670255
>>670262

...Whoops. You guys are right. I forgot what the bracket looked like.
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>>670279
Yeah we were lucky in that regard
The Bahamas got ripped like 15 new assholes when it went through them
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>>670280
My suggestion is similar but its send in an afterglow clone to puncture his lungs with chakra boosted swords and then explode on him.
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After bidding farewell to Nori, you began the walk back to the arena. With the final three matches coming up, the streets seem even less populated than before. The arena is probably close to bursting- the matches are certainly higher profile than the last exam could offer.

Besides, when they have you as the main attraction, who could stay away? Ohohohohohoho!~

You try to keep your sudden burst of laughter quiet, though the entire situation is far too entertaining.

As you approach the arena, though, your mood falls a bit; you notice an ANBU Squad leaving the arena via some secret access panel- the four of them quickly bounding rooftop after rooftop.

Did something happen? You hadn’t noticed anything odd in the city….

For a moment, you consider tailing them, but then-

“Will Gaara and Tsuki Norihime please report to the arena! You have 10 minutes!”

Genma’s announcement.

Hmph… you suppose that you’ll just have to leave it in the ANBU’s hands.
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>>670272
Midwest bro here. Fuck the hurricane. it's fucking up the weather here and threw my health outta wack. Can't hardly breathe. Or sleep. Or eat.
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>>670280

First.

We start off by slapping his face for almost killing hinata.
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>>670287
Yup only thing we might have to worry about is if it combines with that other tropical storm on the way back
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>>670280
I don't think we have the chakra to do that right now
Unless dad has some super special experimental soldier pills
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>>670293
It begins.jpeg
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~~~~~

The lobby of the arena is absolutely packed- the crowds have seemingly doubled since you left not even an hour ago.

Perfect. More eyes on you- and a truly wonderful audience.

As you walk towards the exit, you overhear some people gossiping.

“This will be the match to watch! That Gaara kid? I heard he killed like 30 genin during the second part of the exams. He’s crazy!”

“No, no, you’ve got it all wrong! His opponent is some sort of super-weapon designed by the Norihime Corporation! I heard she shoots lightning out of her eyes- and can control the weather! It’s crazy!

“Yeah, she is supposed to be super tough- though I wonder if she can take on Konoha’s Crimson and Black Hero? He’s supposed to be the promising shinobi of this generation! ….Even if he’s a bit lame.”

You go a little slackjawed- surely these people watched at least one of the other matches?

Do you…

1. Introduce yourself?

2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….
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>>670287
>catagory 4
>130mph wings
>8-10 foot storm surge
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>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….
Hurricane ain't but shit.
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>>670305
1. Introduce yourself?

>>670294
Oh SA as in America, I thought it was a state in Australia. Hope the weather calms down for you guys, Hurricanes are fucked
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>>670305
>1. Introduce yourself?

wew lads
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>>670305
>1. Introduce yourself!

heard that you were talkin shit
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>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….
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Ok, so anons your opinions please. Instantly pop afterglow and create two clones.

>Real Tsuki
Makes it rain, nullifying the Sand Drizzle as it will clump, he can no longer trap us.

>Clone 1
Dive under Gaara's defense and stab him in the lungs before detonating on him

>Clone 2
Jump into the air and slam dunk a shooting star on his stunned ass.

this way he can't sub out either.
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>>670299
I know we're low on chakra. We just need to burn almost all of it to either knock him down and out, or have him flip out. Though Tsuki doesn't know about shukaku, she's smart enough to guess that there is something very wrong about the kid.

TL;DR
Burn nearly everything we got to take him down and stay standing after. He'll either stay down of flip out. Either way, we win.
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>>670305
>2.
Hmph mongrels
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>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….
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>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….

Note to future self: Learn how to shoot lightning out of our eyes.
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>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….
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>>670271
Texas best state.

I'm actually glad east coasters are about to get buttfucked by Mathew considering how much drama queen bullshit came from them pertaining to the last one that blew through there.

It's like, fuck, Houston gets drowned so hard people die pretty much every year and we rarely bitch about it, hearing them say shit like "I've gotta stock up on bottled water, it's gonna get rough =^), you guys remember 9/11?" because of that category 1 over the summer was annoying as fuck.

Practically begging for it, hope they enjoy some category 4.

I hope the chill easterners in this thread make it out alright though.

>>670305
>1. Introduce yourself?
May as well flaunt ourselves, maybe sign some autographs.
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>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….
use time more wisely
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>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….

Just walk past them.

And.

Hairflip.
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>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….
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>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….

Begin plans for Mecha Tsuki
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>>670305
>1
>>670306
It's a super rape train i luckily live in a place we're it'll likely not do that much damage
But if RULES OF NATURE take over,oh boy that is going to be a gigantic blood bath
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>>670305
may a well play to our image
>1.
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>>670313
It's Category 4 and is currently putting its foot up Florida's collective ass right about now.

>>670305
>2
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>>670305
>1.
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>>670305
2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….

For god's sake !ets start the fight a!ready.
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>>670298
And then us west coast Floridians will get in on the fun. We just need to deflect it using the two special techniques every Floridian is taught from birth: Moqsuito Cyclone no Jutsu, and Gator Form no Jutsu. That hurricane won't stand a chance.
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>>670325
I'm in a stone dorm I should be just fine. Plenty of faggots here though who stocked up on shit even though we know the school wouldn't let us die
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>>670305
>1. Introduce yourself?
We have plenty of time. Keep the fans entertained!
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>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….
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>>670317
I like this plan, it's a little extreme but given what's going on I think it's worth it
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Mongrels.

Writing~
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>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….
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>>670341
If nuclear war ever happens Florida is going to be a death swamp in like a month

I fucking love that swamp

Keeping all the mad max out while we set there and pet our pet crocodile
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Soflo here I am scheduled to work tomorrow morning at publix. They called me today to tell me not to come in and close but said nothing about tomorrow. I pray nothing terrible happens.
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>>670368
It's okay anon, we'll make sure Tsuki is scarred for life.
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>>670325
I'm just glad it's gonna miss Virginia.

>>670362
>Implying you swamp niggers wouldn't just pimp out air boats and weaponize gators.

A post-apocalyptic Florida would make fucking amazing.
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>>670305
>2. Leave these rumor-mongering mongrels be. They really should get their information right….
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>>670362
Hey, no one will even want to fuck with us. It's not like anyone will want to go into the death swamp. We can wait out the nuclear holocaust and once the smoke clears, the gator people can march out of the swamp and rule supreme.
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>>670379
put lasers on top of Gator heads.
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>>670342
I got class canceled for a week last spring because the city was flooded.

People were literally floating around on mattresses in the suburbs. Practically nobody complained about it in any medium though, it had like no presence on the internet at all because we suck it up and get over it as a fact of life.

I don't know, hearing about it like its the apocalypse is just really grating considering how every day and blase we are about it here.
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>>670372
I am staying in the thread as much as I can probably latest I will be here being 3 or 4 am, I don't need sleep. We are going to win! Or have sensei save us.
>>670379
That sounds terrifying I wouldn't play a fallout Florida. Imagine a post apocalyptic Disney world with huge radgators.
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That hurricane is a hero, do you know how much election coverage it's killed? I can actually have the goddamn news on in my house.
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>>670390
People are faggots anon, I knew nothing was going to happen at all but some people treated it as though we were getting hit head on by a 5
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>>670379
Oh shit I forgot the most important part giant mosquitos carrying deadly viruses that we have complete immunity to cause of living in the swamp for generations
Also mile long sneks
Can still only barely kill a croc tho
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So short of a string of +90 rolls how the fuck do we beat Sauske?
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>>670325
Don't get me wrong, I got nothing against Texas specifically, I just miss my old neighborhood and some of the regional foods.
Some people be bitches I guess.
Glad I'm not in Huston though, you've got an average humidity of what, something like 70%? that can't be healthy, even discounting all of the severe weather you guys get.
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btw,finally working on that concept for flame patterned clothing I was asked to do last thread.

Do the anons have any suggestions for what they wanna see on Tsuki for this?
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>>670407
Roll to seduce. It worked on Gaara and this sauce is pure like the driven snow.
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>>670407
seduce him

he talks the talk but he doesn't know how to walk the walk
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>>670410
Full on Guy Fiera.
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>>670407
Flash him, or fuck up his speed advantage by ruining the ground with holes so he can't go full out without tripping in a hole and breaking his ankle
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>>670410
Sleepy Tsuki nightie and her large cuddy toy Yume
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>>670407
Flash him in stella mode so only he and sensi can see and then punch him in the head whilst he is stunned
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>>670410
Super saiyan blue. (Afterglow)
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>>670407
We literally can't
He could rek is on a good day
We have piss poor chakra right now
The only real reason we're fighting garaa is vengeance
I say forfeit to sauce
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>>670415
he 8g8s the walk anon
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>>670410
Tsuki with a fabulous full length white fur coat
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No flashing. If we get there ignore really depends on how we are doing chakra wise.
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>>670408
Humidity climbs to the 80+% range during the night, but generally it stays at a nice 20-40% while the sun is shining during the day.

We don't have a lot of stagnant water standing around here though, the ground is pretty flat and it evaporates pretty fast because of the heat, so we don't really have mosquito problems at least.

Food rots incredibly quickly, sweat refuses to evaporate, and people get frizzy hair, that's all it really means.
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>>670417
I will set aside canvas space just for this
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>>670440
this is why god has forsaken us
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>>670272
Dude I did mean SA as in south australia, it's a little crowed in here.
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>>670410
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>>670419
That's a good idea.
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>>670425
>>670407
Afterglow + Stellar clones = bad time for taijutsu specialists.
With enough fire, explosions, lasers, and lightning we can fill the stadium with PAIN while he's distracted trying to figure out how to fist-fight a nuclear explosion.

It'll be over real quick either way, as the second we run low on chakra we'll get shrekt. But before that happens I think we can take him. It all comes down to whether we can blitz him hard enough right at the start of the match.
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>>670451
Oh right, I mixed up your post with someone elses, never mind
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Not saying Fuu is gonna win, but if she does. What're our plans to beat her?
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You don’t have time for these fools.

As you walk by, you flip your hair with one hand, whilst keeping the other on your blade’s hilt.

Walking toward the Arena’s passageway, you naturally draw attention to yourself.
“Wait, there she is! Tsuki Norihime!” somebody shouts.

There’s a large murmuring amongst the crowd- until one of those gossip’s voices audible over the rest.

“You lied! You said she was supposed to be a ten foot tall giant wreathed in storm!”

“Eheheh… I had only heard that… maybe it was that her fury was like the storm itself?”

“Those aren’t even close to similar, you idiot!”

You leave the simpering dolts to their confusion. As you walk down the passage, you can see Gaara, already waiting for you in the arena itself.

Seems he knows not to keep a lady waiting, at least.

Strutting onto the battlefield, you whistle sharply. Your personal orchestra earns its pay, heralding your arrival.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM

A thunderous uproar of cheers is what greets you- seems they are perfectly willing to embrace you now, despite whatever misgivings they may have had during your battle against Sai.

Pausing briefly, you give the audience a spin and a slight bow, which elicits even more uproarious cheering. Afterwards, you continue on, arms outstretched.

You’re giving these people the gift of Tsuki, and they love it.

Gaara’s scowling face is unmoved by your display- not that you expected him to be. That dusty backwater he’s from wouldn’t know refinement if fell into their lap!

As the music begins to wind down, you straighten your outfit, and beam towards Gaara. He seems to be clenching his jaw.


You are….. exhausting.” he says, voice barely audible.

Ah, such a gentleman- I would’ve thought your mother would have raised a more polite boy- but it seems you’re just a barbarian. How uncouth.” You sneer back.

Something seems to strike a nerve as the lines on Gaara’s face deepen- he doesn’t respond.
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>>670469
Apply fire directly to bugs
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>>670459
I was thinking if he puts us under a genjutsu and we do manage too break out of it we should bluff him, bring him in close and then nail him with something. also Sasuke is taking on Shikamaru's curse, if we win he's always fighting girls.
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>>670459
So basically our entire chance of winning is based off of rushing him at the start right?
We need to do good on those rolls then he's lost
If we fail to bring him down or we miss something critical we have to forfeit shika style
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>>670440
Thank you, based drawfag. Don't forget the frosted drill tips.
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>>670469
Forfeit, I don't think we have received reserves for it. Speaking of which we shouldn't start the match with Gaara with afterglow we will burn through our reserves quickly.
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>>670437
It's shitty in Georgia during the summer. Any time it rains 2 states away the humidity stays in the 80%+ range for weeks and the lowest I've ever seen the temperature was 75, and that was only for half a day. Sometimes it gets so bad the state government puts out warnings that anyone with breathing problems should be careful since it gets so hard to breathe with the air so thick with moisture and pollen filling up the rest.
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>>670479
we trained to resist genjutsu, and his sharingan in particular. so a bluff like that might be worth considering.
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>>670473
>“Ah, such a gentleman- I would’ve thought your mother would have raised a more polite boy- but it seems you’re just a barbarian. How uncouth.” You sneer back.

aw shit
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>>670473
>Talking about Gaara's mother
Goddamn it Tsuki
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>>670479
Any plan that starts with "get genjutsued by a sharingan" is a bad plan.
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>>670486
..are you suggesting we draw this out? We need to end this really, really fast.

with either...
>>670317
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>>670280
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>>670473
>Bringing up Gaara's mom

I think we fucked up.
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>>670437
Thanks for the info, I'll have to stop in some time and see what the city's got going for it
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>>670473
Tsuki: ur mum lol
Garra: 'angry face'

>Super Hard Mode activated!
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>>670473
>We mentioned his mother
Oh no
We activated hard mode
We made having friendship even harder
We made husbandoing him harder
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>>670473
>Ah, such a gentleman- I would’ve thought your mother would have raised a more polite boy- but it seems you’re just a barbarian. How uncouth.

Is Tsuki retarded? Does she have brain problems? She, above others, should know to never insult family members for they may not be among the living. (like Tsuki's own mother)
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So many people throwing in the towel before the previous match has started much less the actual match with sasuke.
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>>670473
>my art

I am honored, Wargle
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>>670510

She doesn't know his mom's dead.
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>>670500
oh we fucked up hard
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>>670508
maybe when he tells us about it we can share how our mother died bringing us into this world too.
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>>670473
you'd think we'd give some pause before shittalking peoples moms so quick.
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>>670508
>husbandoing the psycho

It's an even worse idea than the noodle stand one.
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>>670510
she doesn't read the manga dewd
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>>670510
You should be very well aware that Tsuki is a massive hypocrite. Also, she has no idea on the status of his mother- it was a passing quip.
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>>670518
That's a good point, yeah. For all her Tsuki-ness, you'd think she'd be a little more sensitive to that sort of thing.
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>>670526
I love her so
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>>670526
>You should be very well aware that Tsuki is a massive hypocrite.

This is true.

This is so true.
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>>670521
Worked out just fine with Clemmy
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>>670514
>>670522
She doesn't have to directly know. She is smart enough to guess that many shinobi from any village has a good chance of being a one parent household. She is a Norihime. She is better than 90% of everybody. She should know better.
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>>670526
it's jokes wargle, we know Tsuki will do nearly anything for the bantz
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>>670539
>She doesn't have to directly know.

She does.

Plus >>670526
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>>670459
Stellar clones work once, afterward he will just pop them with a kunai. And Afterglow gives +1 speed and +.5 strength. VS a guy trained by Guy, with a sharingan who was already canonically fast.
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>>670537
Well that's because it was Roarke Starwind and he actually gets good rolls.
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>>670521
Oh yea
Not entirely behind the husbando unless he gets over his murderboner
Even if that dose happen he may just not leave the village
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>>670517
They can both join the 'My Mom Died In Childbirth Because My Dad Wanted To Create A Super Weapon' club and hang out.
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>>670526
Ill add it to the list of hidden and ambiguous character traits.
I'm not mad mind you, but misinterpretations of Tsuki's character has caused huge arguments and a lot of butt hurt
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Ok...BATTLE PLANS
>>670317
>>670280

Anyone got any other ideas?
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>>670549
Tsuki gets pretty good rolls on diplomacy usually though.
not crazy shit like MSPQ but still pretty good.
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>>670526

While this is true im sad cause if Gaara was any less gaara we'd have had.

>Your mother should have told you to be more polite.

>Your mother should have told you to not give people headaches.

>...
Then both of them collapse to the floor crying about family members they will never know.
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>>670563
Didn't we fail our roll to talk to Gaara last time? And I think getting good combat rolls to not get splattered by Gaara is more pressing right now, and Tsuki's combat roll record is far from the best.
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>>670563
I have to wonder what our craziest roll was? Probably one shoting the Martians or just avoiding our power plant exploding
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>>670563
Except we have trashed both of Gaara's, resorting to Wargle just really wanting to do the kissing scene one time and just pure bomb the other.
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>>670558
UNLEASH THE BUNNIES! Oh wait...
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>>670569
Oh god that would have been priceless.
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>>670473
>“You are….. exhausting.” he says,

awww...he's learning about girls
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>>670577
Probably avoiding going nuclear. We got amazing rolls on fucking up the martians, but the random chance that went into not almost dying to the aloha snackbar then not dying was crazy.
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>>670577

Remember when anon's roll killed our first sensei? That was pretty crazy.

You said crazy; you didn't say it had to be a *good* roll.
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>>670596
And by "not almost dying" I mean not dying.
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>>670603
What the fuck is wrong with me?

I cannot into words.
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>>670473
>bringing up Gaara's mom.
Do you want to have a bad time, Tsuki? Because that's how you have a bad time
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>>670557
Massive may be an bit of overstatement, but Tsuki is a hypocrite. See: most of the recent interactions with Nori, getting mad at daddy and Danzo for keeping secrets, but lying to just about everyone about her dreams and the rabbits-

Tsuki is of the "Tsuki alignment". She does whatever she feels like is necessary at the time- even if it's something she'd condemned before.

She's a hypocrite- and also a young girl.
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>>670615
True Neutral
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>>670615
"I do what I want! I'm outt'a control!"
She is like half black...
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>>670615
To be fair, when you start telling people about moon goddesses and rabbits and secret history and god children and four great beasts people start thinking about giving you a jacket that lets you hug yourself 24/7.
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>>670615
ayy man your quest your rules, don't mind the faggots behind the curtain
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>>670622
Self hugs are best hugs!
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>>670615
I mean, she's consistent in that whatever she thinks is best is what she does. People would start to worry if we said a little girl and a bunch of taking rabbits trapped inside of an egg were talking to us.
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>>670626
mom hugs would be better
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>>670628
whats consistent is her arrogance.
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>>670615
Exactly.

This is post-thread material, I´m sorry
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>>670633

Who is that?
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>>670631
Well yeah, she was made to be the rich, arrogant anime girl. Arrogance was one of the defining features of chargen.
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>>670603
I sincely doubt we would have died.
Would have made for a boring story. People rolled Roarke not fuckin Miles. We'd just have been stuck severely injured in the middle of mars and might have had to break out of jail a la Saints Row 2.
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>>670633
REJOICE MOON MOM HAS COME
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Time for a trip to the Hidden Flavor Village!

I do not know if I want to finish this
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Nori still hasn't told us about her secret yet.
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>>670643
you have to.
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>>670643
AAYYYYY. nice Drawfriend
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>>670620

Does this mean we can stop with the husbandoing?

Because Tsuki is a strong, independent woman who don't need no man.

...except Itachi. Everyone needs Itachi.
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>>670635
The big bad of Fate Stay Knight, hes a real dick, but not as nasty as worm grandpa.
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>>670644
this is also true.
we asked her what the fuck was up and she told us we were a jerk.
like, okay, but why did you turn into a murdermonster though?
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>>670644
She's really a Orthodox Jew
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>>670635
Kotomine
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>>670635
Someone who wants you to rejoice.

Kirei Kotomine from Fate Stay Night. A rare gem of a well-written character un a sea of awful garbage.
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>>670649
Nope! This just means we get the episode where she tries to figure out who her baby's daddy is!
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>>670657
Hey now, Gilgamesh is also fantastic
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>>670640
Nah man, if we hadn't passed the roll after the beam saber hit us the reactor would've cooked off. There's no way to survive that. And Wong is totally willing to kill us if it isn't something silly. He had to fluff up a fate point in the newest thread so Roake wouldn't have been killed by Australia Man until he realized Roarke's sunglasses gave one point of armor.
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>>670657
But does he die when he is killed?
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>>670649
I want itachi to just leave the village and then join the a criminal syndicate because he got tired of Minato's bullshit

Just to see how we would react
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>>670665
You mean our idol
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“SEMI-FINAL MATCH! GAARA VS. TSUKI NORIHIME!”

“BEGIN!”

Sand immediately begins to violently swirl around Gaara, as if a localised sandstorm had erupted on the spot. Gaara seems to be exuding some kind of pressure- something similar to what Orochimaru seemed to produce, but on a lesser scale.

Killing Intent- an aura of malice. Interesting….

Roll to overcome Gaara’s Aura of Malice!

1d100, first three!

Also, you need a strategy, quick!

1. Go full bore immediately- Afterglow + Stellar Shadow clones. Pepper him with lesser techniques, and look for an opening!

2. Full defense! Shadow clones, illusions, rain- you cannot stand up to his full assault!

3. Hold off Activating afterglow until the time is right- use stellar blended techniques instead!

4. Try to engage Gaara in melee range! (Afterglow Y/N)
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>670672
KILL
3. Hold off Activating afterglow until the time is right- use stellar blended techniques instead!
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>670672
>3. Hold off Activating afterglow until the time is right- use stellar blended techniques instead!
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>670672
>1. Go full bore immediately- Afterglow + Stellar Shadow clones. Pepper him with lesser techniques, and look for an opening!
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>>670670
I see you're drinking the cool aid danzo provided. Good on you.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>670672
>1. Go full bore immediately- Afterglow + Stellar Shadow clones. Pepper him with lesser techniques, and look for an opening!
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>670672
>1. Go full bore immediately- Afterglow + Stellar Shadow clones. Pepper him with lesser techniques, and look for an opening!
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>670672
3. Hold off Activating afterglow until the time is right- use stellar blended techniques instead!
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>670672
>3. Hold off Activating afterglow until the time is right- use stellar blended techniques instead!

Just for this fight putting on my lucky trip, Dosh gods lend us your strength

>>670640
Yes we would have. The explosions chart is very clear on that if we rolled lower we might have had a second or two to reflect on our life
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>>670665
Gilgamesh is the other rare gem. In fact, he owns all the gems, because he owns all the money to ever exist. A series about those two just playing off each other and being complete douchebags would make me very happy.
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>>670677
>>670680
>>670681
well fuck

>>670672
>1. Go full bore immediately- Afterglow + Stellar Shadow clones. Pepper him with lesser techniques, and look for an opening!
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>>670677
>>670680
>>670681
>>670684
>>670685
well no need to worry about Sauske I suppose.
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>670672
1. Go full bore immediately- Afterglow + Stellar Shadow clones. Pepper him with lesser techniques, and look for an opening!
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>670672
>3. Hold off Activating afterglow until the time is right- use stellar blended techniques instead!
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>>670687
Everyone make way for this anon, he knows what he is doing.
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>>670677
>>670680
>>670681
>>670683
>>670684
>>670685
LOOK AT ALL THES SHIT ROLLS

>>670687
TO SLOW YOU FUCK
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>>670657
Hey now
Edgy gun man who's name I can't remember was okay

Waver was top tier


Gil is top tier

Worm man had potential to be top tier but he was fucked over by low screen time and "lol insanity"

Alexander was meh
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>670672

>3. Hold off Activating afterglow until the time is right- use stellar blended techniques instead!

I'm thinking stellar dragon fire.
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>>670677
>>670680
>>670681

Shit, I need to be faster
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>>670677
>>670680
>>670681
>>670683
>>670684
>>670685

See this is why I said Tsuki's combat record isn't anywhere near the best.
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>>670698
I just had to roll for a different quest, won't happen again
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>>670672
>1
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So in our off time can we go on a couple of missions to kill some uppity pesants of something? That way we wont have to deal with this killing intent bullshit in the future?
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>>670672
>1. Go full bore immediately- Afterglow + Stellar Shadow clones. Pepper him with lesser techniques, and look for an opening!

As much as I want to set up to make the field more advantageous for us, I don't think we're going to get that chance. Plus, we already made it rain once indirectly using the dragon fire, I don't think we can do it again.

for the future, we may want to invest into learning a jutsu that can make it rain.
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>>670672
my my anons what shit rolls you have
>3
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>>670668
He was going to fluff up a fate point to avoid us getting killled you just said.

The "Islamic guy jihadded us to death story is over" isn't silly? Like the union would have continued under the daring leadership of MILES.
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>>670724
It wasn't silly like an inbred Australian taking our head off while ranting about Vegemite and drop bears. It was serious in context.
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>>670724
We would have probably switched over to Moe, Oda, or Caesar for the rest of the quest
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>>670669
Usually, but in one route he doesn't. He gets his heart crushed, and he survives long enough to climb a mountain, just so he can stand between the protagonist and his goal. It was fantastic. He's powered solely by his desire to ruin everyone's day.

>>670699
Waver is indeed top-tier. Fate Zero was good in general due to not being written by Nasu.
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Cool but please don't talk about a different quest in this one.
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Ok...so whats the plan folks orochimaru needed a 70 so no way did we pass. What we doing anons? plans, make'm how do we deal with a sandstorm like that?
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>>670672
If I can Changing >>670683
to
>3. Hold off Activating afterglow until the time is right- use stellar blended techniques instead!
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>>670672

>3
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>>670738
Well this is lesser, but yeah we fucked it. I say we just go for something that has high stopping power that is the most likely to pierce it. Once we get our shit together that is.
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>>670738
prolly rattles Tsuki's cage

maybe a penalty on attacking him until till we roll decent on it

like when Sauceman got spooped by snekpedo in the wooded area of violent injury
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Question for you guys:

Should us /vip/ers' votes count more? I mean tsuki would probably be a /vip/er, so I feel we can identify with her more and our votes would generally reflect her personality better.

Yay or nay? And please state reasons
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>>670733
I just have one complaint
Why is sabers noble phantasm a sword beam?
Wouldn't summoning the knights of the round table make more sense?
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Writing.
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>>670747
Nay

Cool kids don't shitpost
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>>670747
No, a noblewoman is nothing without her peasants.
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>>670730
I once again point ot the "Armada sustaining under the will of miles."

The pirates would break up, fairchild would have won, and we'd have switched from mecha pirate quest to just mecha quest.

It would have been a stupid boring way to die and if wong wanted to end his quest because of a dice roll thats his choice.
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>>670747
>anons will actually fall for this
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>>670747
I know this is bait but no you pretentious fuck
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>>670747
This ain't our decision
It's wargle

also that seems completely unnecessary and would install a fascist system
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>>670752
Because
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>>670747
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Remember anons if you post picture of money you generally roll better.
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>>670747
What the fucks a /vi/per and why is it inferior to /co/bra kai?
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>>670760
I know there's no vip thing. I just wanted to make a good joke....

I'm so fucking lonely please kill me.
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>>670747
3/10 had a chuckle bc of the pretentiousness alone. bait harder next time
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>>670752
Because some of the Knights are other heroic spirits. But yeah, Excalibah laser is a pretty lazy design. I'm not a fan of it either.
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>>670774
He paid money to post on 4chan. It's why he's got the four leaf deal next to his ID.
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>>670767
Why are guns complete shit?
Why does Blackbeard suck in grand order?
Why does grand order exist?
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You decide not to go full bore until you know a surefire avenue of attack, but…

[DC 60: FAIL]

For some reason, you can’t move…!

Come on, Tsuki, you need to go!

The sandstorm approaches, slowly- it dominates your vision, and you can’t even seem to raise your arm to protect your vision.

Eyes light up within the sandstorm- they don’t seem human, but you can’t really make out what it is….

Suddenly, a solid mass of sand shoots out from the vortex! It’s so quick, you’re not sure if you’re going to be able to….

Dodge!

1d100 - 10 for previous failure!
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>>670747
Honestly, I think it should, but only once per thread.

You could say "I'd like to invoke my Cuck Pass Badge to double the count of my vote, please." in order to alert us that you were using it.

Gotta make sure you tell us that, or else we won't know for sure.
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>>670782
Never give money to 0Hiroshima. The fucker is a lying cheat
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>>670775
Holy shit wait vip is actually a thing? I thought it was a joke.

You can seriously pay to get on 4chan now? I guess I shouldn't have taken such a long break.
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>670786
Please please please please...
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>>670752
Because Arthur died alone with a kingdom divided in a dim mockery of all she sacrificed.

If she called no one would come.

Well like 2 guys would but the point is shes not going to try that.

Unlike Alexander the Great who has a entire army of heroic spirits who fuckin love him.
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Rolled 3 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>670786
save us money
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Rolled 6 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>670786
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>670786
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>670786
RUN BITCH RUUUUNN
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Rolled 94 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>670786
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Rolled 63 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>670786
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Rolled 44 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>670755
>>670756
>>670760
>>670762
>>670766
>>670770
>>670774
>>670776

I'm disappointed, but I don't know what I expected from a bunch of captcha peasants.

I should have known better, it was my fault, and I apologize.

>>670786
observe my superior 4pass roll
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>670786
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>670786
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>670786
Please be merciful dice gods.
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>670786
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>>670790
oh, we're fucking dead

>>670793
>>670792
Oh we are SO DEAD

>>670797
fuck you for being slow
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>>670800
Cuck
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>>670779
Yea I know
But sabers legend isn't "I have a giant sword laser"
It's that they lead the round table
They were king of Knights
None of her abilities seem reflect that
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>>670786
Ow, a 39.
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>>670790
>>670792
>>670793
r u fukin serios m8
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Rolled 99 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>670786

Rolling
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

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Well nori isnt our friend anymore, good quest, hell of a way to end it.
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So we used up all the good dice on Sai I guess

>>670810
WHY SO LATE
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>>670810
>>670797
fuck everyone
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>>670814
>>670815

I wanted to roll anyway and see what I got.
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>>670790
>>670792
>>670793
SAVE US, MOON MOM!
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>>670786
I enjoyed the quest wargle. Maybe our rolls will be better on the next one.
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Now this quest is really reminding me of HMQ and crack bitchery

Tsuki the heir to JJ's failure crown?
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>>670807
>>670779
>>670752
She saved her people, but she never lead them.
Noble phantasms are difficult concepts, but the short version is that, as King Arthur, Artoria's legend is more about being KING FUCKING ARTHUR, wielder of the holy sword Excalibur, than being King Arthur, Leader of the Knights of the Round Table. The slightly longer version is that Artoria never really lead anyone, which is her problem.
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oh no, we get hit once.

I know were squishy but can we seriously not take 1 hit? I mean we avoided getting hit entirely during the last 2 fights iirc, we were bound to take a hit sooner or later.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>tfw money failed is and I didn't refresh the page before the rolls
Might as well roll right now
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>>670816
its alright, you don't need to justify yourself to some anonymous faggot, its just jokes
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>>670824
This is Gaara, also Wargle has said since we aren't doing crits that failing rolls is worse.

>>670825
STOP WASTING GOOD DICE
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Rolled 61 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>670828

no
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>670825
CHECK AUTO
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When Kaguya makes her offer im fucking taking it, this ass hat tried too kill Hinata, and now us. Sandman ima fuck your shit up.
>>
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Rolled 26, 74, 4, 3, 4, 6, 9, 72, 32, 42 = 272 (10d100)

Lets clear out the dice
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>670828
Doesn't work like that anon
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>>670783
´cuz Narsu want moneeeee

>>670807
The point in the anime/VN is the grail is corrupted, it need to be destroyed. Almost everything the grail use is a diferent version of the orginal. Basically bad writing.
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>>670836
Dice gods are fickle anon.
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>>670835
>Rolled 26, 74, 4, 3, 4, 6, 9, 72, 32, 42 = 272 (10d100)

Good Lord. The dice really are abominable today.
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Rolled 28 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>670839
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>>670822
I could totally see a different Arthur variant based off of there legacy as king of Knights with that explanation

Still dosen't save sword beam form being the laziest nobles phantasm to exist
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Rolled 60, 44, 69, 68, 45, 64, 72, 50, 35, 36 = 543 (10d100)

>>670840
They really are.
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>>670822
I know. I'm pretty familiar with Nasuverse stuff. I just don't like that they made Excalibur into a sword laser.

>>670838
At least Mordred is top tier.
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>>670847
There uh, there is actually. Autoria lancer
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Fatefags please go too /a/ if your gonna do this.
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>>670847
Perhaps if she was summoned as a Ruler-class servant! Ionioi Hetairoi is a little bit more weird of a Phantasm.
>>670858
I'm sorry.
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>>670855
Great
Just have two questions
Is she in grand order
Is her noble phantasm just lance laser
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[FAILURE]

Yet again, your feet betray you.

The mass hits you straight in the chest, and pushes you straight against the back wall of the arena. It feels as a massive hand is crushing the life out of you….

Something in your chest burns… hot…. So very hot!

Across the arena, you hear what sounds like a low growling.

The grip loosens, ever so slightly.

Tsuki Norihime. I would hope you would not lose to such a crude use of my power? Come now. Too many are counting on you- and that boy will kill you. This is a battle for your life.

Wriggling, you slip out of… whatever that thing is. Rolling away, you catch your breath. That was a bad hit… and worse yet, the warmth has faded. You might just be on your own, now…

The great mass of sand retracts back into the vortex, before firing out again!

Thankfully, your body is responding again. Seems that pain has brought you to your senses, for now.

Roll to Dodge!
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>670872


phenomenal one(hundred)
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>670872
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>670872
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>>670855
>>670847
Saber clones war when?

>>670858
Sorry, I´m bored and drunk. I´ll continue Kotomine/moon posting anyway.

>>670869
Pic
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>670872
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>670872
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>670872
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>670872
Please don't fail us again dice.

Also remove Kaguya
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>>670858
Well
Guess threw my lust for ideal chat I started having a completely unrelated discussion on a unrelated topic
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>>670872
Give us strength dosh
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>>670874
thank you
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>>670874
it seems wrestling is the dice gods favored theme today.
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>>670874
Based Mr. TNA

Writing.
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>>670874
Dosh is out, Wrestling is in
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>>670882
>Remove that thing that just stopped Tsuki from getting squished.
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>>670881
Saving grace anon
Than you
Maybe we do have a chance
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>>670874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtKJ3CtmXOM

talented wrestlers are the new good luck charm

>>670888
THE CHARM THAT AVERTS HARM
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>>670874
THANK YOU
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>>670872
MOM!
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>>670877
http://fategrandorder.wikia.com/wiki/Saber_Wars_Event
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>>670819
>>670872
Jesus she actually answered.
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>>670890
I voted against that. Kaguya is bad.
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>Can fight against a fucking Sanin for a good while and not be phased by his killing intent.
>Jobs to a fucking Genin, Albeit one with a demon in them but still a fucking Genin.
Yeah totally not bullshit....
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>>670898
It wasn't vote related. She, just now, stopped Tsuki from getting squished.
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>>670898
>>670890
Wait I'm going crazy. I'm just fucking up all the time today.
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>>670891
Replied to wrong guy>>670874
Thanks champ
Hope you break cena
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>>670898
Kaguya is misunderstood.
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>>670900
AFTERGLOW
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>>670900
We've had a long day leave us alone.
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>>670902
Yeah, I think it's time for me to go to bed.
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>>670908
Kaguya did nothing wrong.
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>>670900
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>>670900
>We also stomped two other genins on the same day
>one of them was also a demon
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>>670900
Yep, I'd say Wargle dropped the ball on this one.
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>>670932
How? Also keep in mind we are a genin
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>>670932
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>>670932
We just nuked someone and completely stomped someone on the same day as fighting garaa
We're low on chakra and never meet this malice before
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>670900
Don't be such a crybaby anon. Shit happens, we rolled well against Orochi. We're exhausted and rolled poorly against Garra. It happens.
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>>670942
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>>670932
>waaah I'm not getting the result I wanted!

cry more faggot
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>>670932
You talk as though shitty ass rolls don't count for anything. Suck up
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No use worrying- you need to stick to the plan.

As the arm approaches, you kick off the wall behind you, jumping over the incoming mass. Twisting in midair, you bathe it it Stellar Dragon Fire, to gauge its reaction.

Upon contact, the arm immediately begins to recoil- you can see sand starting to bake under the heat. If this, the least of your stellar abilities, causes such a reaction….

You turn to face the sandstorm head on.

A million ideas flood your head- but only a few stick out.

1. Afterglow into Star Fall from above. He’ll be hard pressed to escape the hot energy raining from above!

2. Afterglow into Shadow Clones. Those will leave a nasty surprise…

3. Try to run along the next arm, using Afterglow-enhanced Great Stellar Fire to pin it in place. You wonder how Gaara would like a Shooting Star to the face?
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>>670960
>1. Afterglow into Star Fall from above. He’ll be hard pressed to escape the hot energy raining from above!
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>>670960
>3. Try to run along the next arm, using Afterglow-enhanced Great Stellar Fire to pin it in place. You wonder how Gaara would like a Shooting Star to the face?
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>>670960
>3.
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>>670960
1. Afterglow into Star Fall from above. He’ll be hard pressed to escape the hot energy raining from above!
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>>670960
>2. Afterglow into Shadow Clones. Those will leave a nasty surprise…
sneaky Tsuki
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>>670960
>2. Afterglow into Shadow Clones. Those will leave a nasty surprise…
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>>670960
3. Try to run along the next arm, using Afterglow-enhanced Great Stellar Fire to pin it in place. You wonder how Gaara would like a Shooting Star to the face?
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>>670960
>1. Afterglow into Star Fall from above. He’ll be hard pressed to escape the hot energy raining from above!
But Turn on Afterglow and use a clone for this while the real us keeps watch to ensure no subing out. If he's still standing the clone can explode on his face
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>>670960
>3. Try to run along the next arm, using Afterglow-enhanced Great Stellar Fire to pin it in place. You wonder how Gaara would like a Shooting Star to the face?
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>>670960
>>3. Try to run along the next arm, using Afterglow-enhanced Great Stellar Fire to pin it in place. You wonder how Gaara would like a Shooting Star to the face?
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>>670960
>3. Try to run along the next arm, using Afterglow-enhanced Great Stellar Fire to pin it in place. You wonder how Gaara would like a Shooting Star to the face?

BURN BABY, BURN!
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>>670960
>1. Afterglow into Star Fall from above. He’ll be hard pressed to escape the hot energy raining from above!
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>>670960
>3
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>>670960
>>1. Afterglow into Star Fall from above. He’ll be hard pressed to escape the hot energy raining from above!

On the plus side, if Gaara costs us a limb, we can into cybernetics and become the Iron Princess.
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>>670960
1. Afterglow into Star Fall from above. He’ll be hard pressed to escape the hot energy raining from above!
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>>670960
>1. Afterglow into Star Fall from above. He’ll be hard pressed to escape the hot energy raining from above!
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>>670960
>>670960
>1. Afterglow into Star Fall from above. He’ll be hard pressed to escape the hot energy raining from above!
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Whatever it is we end up doing might I suggest we have Afterglow on and at the ready. Send a shadow clone to do whatever task it is. We have an opening take it don't jump back too defense
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>>670960
>1. Afterglow into Star Fall from above. He’ll be hard pressed to escape the hot energy raining from above!
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Death from Above~

Roll 'em.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>670989

Gaara is going on The List™ !
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>670989
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>670989
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>670989
k
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>670989

Keep us safe Shane
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>670989

Rolling
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>670989
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>670989
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>670989
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>>670999
100 and trips

a pity
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>>670993
Fuck yes and you get the holiest number of Kek well done anon
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>>670993
Writing!
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>>670999
ah well, I think 77's enough.

Nice roll and trips anon.
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>>670999
Good thing crits don't happen or that would be extra sad.

>>670993
Hope that is good enough
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>670989
I hope 77 is good enough.

>>670999
Well shit.
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>>670999
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>670999
>>671000
Fuck man. The trips and the rolls.
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>>671005
>>671001
>>671006
>>671007
>>671012
My chance at glory...wasted...
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>>671008
>>671014
We don't have crits, so you just rolled really well.
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>>671014
Their'll be other chances don't worry
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>>671016
And it didn't count for shit.

Oh well!
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>>671016
No crits, but degrees of success are a thing.
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>>671019
>>671023
Yeah, just trying to say it isn't THAT wasted.
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>>670990
I-is that a wrestler deathnote theamed?
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>>671026
its just wrestling legend and mediocre metal band frontman Chris Jericho being silly
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Shit missed it again
I was watching the miz-dolph promo again
>>671026
Whoever is on that list will get IT
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>>671028
>"list of Jericho"
so it's literally some dude named Jericho's list and not a biblical allusion... well I feel kind've ripped off.
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>>671037
.... it?
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>>671028
>>671040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iuImRBVRck
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>>671044
I love Jericho so much
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>>671044
>No mention of Mic Foley's hatred of the armbar and belief that Jericho only knows 350 moves
Shit promo
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>>671044
I don't think I'll ever understand pro wrestling.
looks fun though
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>>671058
it's basically cartoons, but with people, and much less consistent quality
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>>671062
Maybe Tsuki should fight for Dario
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>>671062
So 90s and early 2000s cartoons with people?
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>>671064
La Matron
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>>671064

Maybe she can figure out where the fuck his office is.

>>671070

Mixed with soap operas.
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>>671064
>>671070
If WWE is western cartoons, Lucha Underground is fuckin anime
God, I love it
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In through the nose, out through the mouth.

After a single breath, you can feel the stellar energy ignite.

[AFTERGLOW ACTIVE!]

You hold out your hand, and begin to concentrate the swirling stellar energy into your palm. Several more limbs shoot forth from the whirlwind, but with in your powered-state, they’re nothing but convenient platforms. You leap from the first, just as the second threatens to crush you, with the third and fourth bearing down.

You wait til the last moment, then utilize the shunshin- and hear the satisfying noise of a collision between the two. Looking up, you can see the sandstorm becoming more intense- the outermost whorls of sand threaten to spill into the stands.

However, the storm isn’t what concerns you. This close to the center, you can hear it- heavy breathing, like that of a great beast. Gaara certainly didn’t sound like that….

Whatever it is doesn’t leave you any time to ponder, though- new waves of sand spring forth from the sandstorm, threatening to overwhelm you. Leaping upwards, you concentrate your flames, baking enough of the sand to form a small platform of glass.

You sand, but only long enough to fire your ball of Stellar Energy off, aiming to be just above the vortex. Again making use of the shunshin, you appear just outside of the undulating waves of sand that now dominate the arena. Turning you head, you see it- your blast of energy has reached it’s target-

And explodes, raining hot stellar energy down upon whatever lies in that sandstorm.

There’s a shriek, not unlike that of a wounded animal, and the storm’s intensity dies down considerably. Instead of spreading, the sand now seems to be recollecting in the center…

1. You won’t let him recover! Charge in with a Shooting Star!

2. Use this time to create Shadow Clones and Phoenix Flowers! Control the battlefield!

3. If he isn’t going to move… maybe it’s time to use that new technique?
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>>671058
1. You get to watch grown men beat each other up while wearing speedos
2. Basically your Saturday morning cartoon with more violence
3. Stupid shit (ex. IT WAS ME AUSTIN)
4. Actual cool shit happens sometimes(ex. Danial bryan getting that really long feud ending with I'm winning at wrestlemania)
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>>671078
TNA is Tails gets Trolled

>>671085
3. If he isn’t going to move… maybe it’s time to use that new technique?
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>>671085
>1. You won’t let him recover! Charge in with a Shooting Star!

TOSUGEKI
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>>671085
>2. Use this time to create Shadow Clones and Phoenix Flowers! Control the battlefield!
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>>671085
2
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>>671085
>3. If he isn’t going to move… maybe it’s time to use that new technique?
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>>671085
>2. Use this time to create Shadow Clones and Phoenix Flowers! Control the battlefield!
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>>671085
>You won’t let him recover! Charge in with a Shooting Star!
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>>671085
>3. If he isn’t going to move… maybe it’s time to use that new technique?
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>>671085
>2.
HES GOING INTO ASCENDED MODE
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>>671085
>2. Use this time to create Shadow Clones and Phoenix Flowers! Control the battlefield!
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>>671085
>3. If he isn’t going to move… maybe it’s time to use that new technique?
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>>671085
>2. Use this time to create Shadow Clones and Phoenix Flowers! Control the battlefield!

Tsuki can´t see shit. Better prepare for whatever he do
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>>671085
>2. Use this time to create Shadow Clones and Phoenix Flowers! Control the battlefield!

DO NOT CHARGE INTO MELEE RANGE WHERE ALL THE SAND IS GATHERING
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>>671085
>2. Use this time to create Shadow Clones and Phoenix Flowers! Control the battlefield!
I think the one tails is about to eat us.
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>>671085
>2. Use this time to create Shadow Clones and Phoenix Flowers! Control the battlefield!
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>>671085
>3. If he isn’t going to move… maybe it’s time to use that new technique?
Gaara is stationary and ascending, time to pull out the big gun
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>>671085
>3. If he isn’t going to move… maybe it’s time to use that new technique?
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>>671064
But can she beat pentagon dark?
Can the shinning star extinguish the void?
Or will the darkness consume the light?
Find out at ultima Lucha!
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If Gaara is going into that sand ball or whatever he did vs Hinata we can just bomb it with the Stellar Pheonix flowers then have a clone bust in and explode on his face.
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>>671121
sounds more like he's making a cocoon to safely go full demon in, we might not want to give him the chance.
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>>671085
>3.
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>>671085
we're going to use... that
>3.
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>>671085
>3. If he isn’t going to move… maybe it’s time to use that new technique?
Literally the best possible time to use it.

That fucker isn't going anywhere, his entire strategy is standing still while his auto-defense protects him. He's not dodging shit.
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>>671123
I'm just worried because don't 3 completely empty our chakra reserves?
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Controlling the battlefield.

Writing.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>671132

STELLAR ON THAT FELLAR'
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>>671131
Yes
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>671132

Come on dosh gods we need this roll
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>671132
Did he ask for a roll?
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>>671139
No he didn't, people are just rolling for fun
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>>671139
don't think so, but gonna roll just to roll
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>>671139
No he didn't

we're just gunjumping morons
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>671142
Tch, tch, tch.
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>>671143
Tch, jumping the gun I did. Make amends I will.
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>671147
Watch me beat your roll
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>671161
More like this anon
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>671147
shut up, I'm already on my way over to kick your ass because of earlier
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>>671166
there goes the second 100 of the thread.
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>>671166
Drawfriend, drawfriend why
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>>671166
Drawfriend confirmed for 6'6'' navy seal. Master of fite 1v1 irl.
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>>671166
God dammit
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>>671166
Now I feel bad
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>671164
Maybe I should just stick to seduction rolls Rolling to break Gaara out of his shell, romantically
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>>671166
Why can I never get nat 100s?
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>>671179
Because you don't roll enough when it doesn't matter
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>671177

Just flash him the Tsukis
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>>671190
Ask him if he wants to Tsuki the fuck out of our Tsuki with his Tsuki
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>>671170
>>671172
>>671174
>>671176
>>671179
I harnessed the power of Tsuki Fieri. Also beginners luck, first time rolling.
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>>671195
>getting sand in Tsuki's Tsuki
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While the sand gathers, you decide to create defenses of your own.

While you definitely aren’t at full strength, you feel confident enough to create three shadow clones- hopefully you can end this soon.

With the three other selves at your side, the four of you begin creating Phoenix Flowers; the glowing blue orbs of flame quickly filling the sky on your side of the arena. This should prepare you for an attack- but one never comes.

Instead, the sand continues to coalesce, forming a tight packed ball- similar to what her formed to defend against Neija’s fangs during his fight with Hinata.

This one just happens to be much, much larger.

Atop the orb, a small eye keeps watch. It’s vision seems fixed upon you and your clones.

[Stellar Phoenix Flowers Active, granting +10 to next roll]

You aren’t quite sure what to do… but whatever you do, it’s going to need to be fast. You only have so much chakra, and maintaining afterglow and these clones will run you dry soon enough.

You….

1. Use “It” with your clones.

2. Detonate all your clones and Phoenix Flowers in an attempt to break through his defenses!

3. Try to use your blades to break through his defenses!

4. Do nothing, and wait.
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>>671190
>>671195
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>>671208
>1. Use “It” with your clones.
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>>671208
>1. Use “It” with your clones.
Fucking oath, us plus our clones using that attack will fuck his shit up
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>>671208
>1. Use “It” with your clones.
Blast that shell
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>>671200
Well we have the other options
Sauce isn't edge mc murder child anymore making him better
Naruto would just be cucking our best friend
Neji has a shit ton of problems he needs to get sorted out
Itachi is just to pure for his own good
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>>671208
1. Use “It” with your clones.
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>>671208

>1. Use "It" with your clones.
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>>671208
>1. Use “It” with your clones.
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>>671208
>1. Use “It” with your clones.
You don't mean... "THAT"!?
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>>671208
>1. Use “It” with your clones.
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>>671208
>1. Use “It” with your clones.
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>>671208
>2. Detonate all your clones and Phoenix Flowers in an attempt to break through his defenses!
All in a row on one point so as the sand tries too seal up the gap a clone jumps in and gives him a nice big hug....then explodes
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>>671208
>1. Use “It” with your clones.

Say a shitty one-liner
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>>671208
>2. Detonate all your clones and Phoenix Flowers in an attempt to break through his defenses!
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>>671208
>1. Use “It” with your clones.
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>>671208
>1. Use “It” with your clones.
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>>671208
>1
We definitely deserve that promotion
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>>671225
no, IT!
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>>671208
>1. Use “It” with your clones.
I mean, when the target presents himself like that, who am I to say no?
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>>671208
>1. Use “It” with your clones.
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>>671208
>1. Use “It” with your clones.
Is this even a question?

Just start writing.
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>>671237
Are you sure it's IT and not It
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>>671208
>3. Try to use your blades to break through his defenses!
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when we blast the sand sphere with "it" I asume our clones can dissipate afterwards and return their chakra too us? Good thing is all the Pheonix Flowers will hang around too incase that don't do it
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>>671242
What if it's neither it, IT or THAT, but rather "those"
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Roll me some dice.

:'D
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>671253

Gaara is going to get "It" !
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Rolled 2 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>671253
K boss
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>671253

Come on Vince your the last person I have to turn to

>>671229
>That barrier won't stop me
Unintentionally lewd Tsuki is best Tsuki
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>671253
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>671253
let's rock
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Rolled 25 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>671253
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>671253
alright
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>671253
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>>671254
OH OKAY

>>671253
WELL, WE ROLLED EM
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>>671254
the Gift of Jericho!

Drink it in maaaaaaaan
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>>671254

IT
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>>671254
You're fucking kidding me.
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>>671254
GAARA IS GOING TO GET IT
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>671253
This post is entirely unnecessary.
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>>671254
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>>671254
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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>>671254
Holy fuck you amazing fucker!
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>>671254
FUCK YEAH
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>>671254
MY BOY
>>671255
CONFIRMED WORST MONEY MAN
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>>671254
https://youtu.be/vkOJ9uNj9EY
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>>671254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkOJ9uNj9EY
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>>671254
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>>671254
X GON' GIVE IT TO YA
FUCK WAITIN FOR YOU TO GET IT ON YA OWN
X GON' DELIVER IT TO YA
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>>671254
Oh.

Oh my days.

Writing~
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>>671219
Sasuke's the younger son of the uchiha head, highly unlikely that the dad would allow for him to marry into Norihime.
Naruto, we honestly havnt interacted with much and as the eldest minato son, same problem as itachi, sasuke.
Neji has his emotional problems and didnt get the crap beaten out of him. He is branch so him marrying into wont be a problem.
Sensei a best but hes the eldest son. We'd have to take the uchiha surnname.
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>>671276
>>671277
X Mind.
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Congrats everyone. We just vaporized the son of a Kage in front of thousands. Ninja war 4: the ninjaing begins now.
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>>671254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVI7S6zKiBM
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>>671285
We are going to burn the demon out of him.
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>>671285
I humbly request the move be named "It"

with quotation marks
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>>671254
three nat 100 in one thread, so close to each other? what kinda sacrifice has been made to the rng gods
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>>671255
THIS IS WHY YOU DIDN'T GET THE BELT DiBiase
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>>671285
The look of the poor young Garaa just makes me feel that we are going to ruin his smile so badly...
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>>671254
Tsuki penetrated him!

Moon mom is proud!
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>>671254
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>>671289
I doubt we vaporized him, but if we did do you think "Oops" will suffice?
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>>671296
Don't worry we'll be the one to visit him in the hospital with flowers and bond over our dead mothers and dad's who wanted super weapons
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So after we've level the whole fucking area and wreaked gaara, he's locked on place by glass, we walk up to him and backhand him too knock him over. "That's for Hinata, walk away in slowmo"
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We are gonna check rob make sure he is okay right?
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>>671294
Gaara. Obviously.
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>>671254
Oh god this gets a +10 from the battle field control bonus...

110 coming through...
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POST GILGAMESH, THIS WARRANTS IT
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>>671311
Oh shit, you're right.
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>>671314
He ain't Jericho
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>>671285
WARGLE WHY THIS PICTURE, I'M IN ENOUGH PAIN AS IT IS
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>>671285
This worries me.
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>>671290
https://youtu.be/nS_zXRgg9H4
Better mash, considering the wrestling thing.
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>>671314
I know what we should call it! Also goes with the lewd naming
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>>671314
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>>671303
>>671304
>>671308
>>671291

Cute.
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>>671314
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Faker faker faker
You fuckin zasshu
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>>671229
>>671254

"Let this be a lesson to you, Gaara. You can't stop this star from shining"
"It's time to brighten you up"
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>>671314
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>>671328
B-but sand armor.
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"you need to lighten up !'
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>>671333
he's dead, jim
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>>671335
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>>671333
and probably jinchuriki armor stuff like nori had too...
that said I think we may have completely killed his magic sand... that stuff held his moms soul right?
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>>671332
It's happening
>>
So what is Tsuki's victory pose going to look like, anons?
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>>671341
He could just be regular dead too. Which is a shame because then we fucked some things up.
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>>671254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V37_CpZ05mQ

Captcha was cp asbury
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>>671341
Now its a glass skid mark along the ground along with her son
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>>671345
see
>>670226
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>>671335
Doubt it. We're probably gonna get stopped second before vaporizing him.
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>>671314
I have a fuckton of girl Gil
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>>671356
Any jounin that jumps between us and gaara is going to get vapourised.
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>>671356
I hope so, would be a shame to fail out.

>>671358
Please stop.
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>>671353
>kill a teenager
>literally glassed him
>ohohohoho'ing instead of pic related
>not establishing dominance as a proud Tsuki who don't need no man
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I vote we call the move Ea: Sword of Rapture, because at full power we just alt+F4 targets out of existance
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>>671368
Fuck outta here.
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WELCOME TO

TSUKI
IS
CHUNIN
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>>671368
Its our finisher so
>Stellar Release: Climax
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>>670226
>>671353
Agreed, this is a good victory pose.
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>>671370
Didn't you get DQ'd for killing someone?
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>>671370
I refuse to believe we wont at least be considered for anbu unless there's some serious political bullshit involving a very pissy uchiha
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>>671369
how about:
Twilight of the sun god
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>>671375
Only if it's intentional
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>>671368
its name is "It" and the enemies of Konoha better beware or else they will get "It"


>>671376
anbu gotta be nondescript

giant death lasers ain't really descript
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>>671370
We get disqualified and then taken by the ANBU
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>>671378
People may make the case it was, but good to hear.

>>671377
Still no.
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>>671370
>To rial the crowd up we read our list of 1000 jutsu's we know
>675 of them are fireball
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Man, we're gonna be so low on energy for the entire Konoha Crush, watch us get knocked out by someone weak easily.
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>>671376
Anbu is for stealth and black ops. We are just about to Kamehameha a kid into a crater....
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>>671382
>>671375
Only if we do it after the match is called. In other word, killing is allowed, executions aren't.
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>>671377
天下布月
All under the Moon
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>>671385
Our clones could maybe give us a pick me up, but the people doing the crush might be out of our league this time.
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say... if you kill a jinchuriki what happens to the biju sealed in them? does it get free?
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>>671386
we'd be great for leaving now traces of targets, grab them and turn them to ash. They in a fort it's cool im a god damn breach charge
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>>671385
Moon mom will give us a chakra boost and a hug for doing so good against Gaara
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>>671385
Soldier pills, man.
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>>671375
>>671380

killing is fine, heat of the moment in a fight between trained killers

murdering a defenseless opponent is not

>>671384
>Kakashi Hatake, you claim to be the shinobi of a 1,000 ninjutsu but I counted and you know about 40
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>>671391
From what i understand they disperse for a time and then later reform
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>>671394
eh we took one today already, more than that fucks with your natural chakra recovery.
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>>671391
>>671398
They also die, but reincarnate with time.
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>>671400
like permanently fucks or temporarily fucks?
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>>671388
I like that name.
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>>671393
I think we might be on our own after the first time she helped us out.

>>671394
We already had one, and taking more than one is pretty dangerous. It'd probably be better not to risk it.
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>>671391

The chakra will go to moon mom. We are like a window for her.
And the Ten tails incarnate
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>>671396
>Chidori
>Konoha Chidori
>Raikiri
>The Hatake family patented three fingered Chidori
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>>671403
well 2 in one day is probably just a temporary fucks... I hope...
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>>671407
Nah, that shit goes back to the world.
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>>671407
we'll become the host and then her vessel.
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>>671391
Don't quote me, but I believe it dies with them/dissipates in chakra, reforming again later somewhere else and in potentially another form.

>>671388
>>671368
>Stellar Release: Supernova
>Stellar Release: Blue Moon
>Stellar Release: Harvest Moon
>Stellar Release: Seventh Heaven
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>>671407
S'not how it works
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>>671407
No it wont. It will disperse and then the jinchuriki will be reborn somewhere else. It's an endless cycle.
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“It.”

You still haven’t named the ability, but you need it right now.

You and your clones take up strategic positions around the arena- each of you stands at a cardinal direction, standing on the upper lip of the arena wall. The eye spins wildly to follow you- and streams of sand lance out to stop you.

In afterglow, though, they are nothing before you. To counter this, you unleash all of your Phoenix Flowers on his defenses- a cascading rain of blue flames should keep him occupied… for now.

You assume the stance to begin charging what’s left of your chakra into the technique. Each of your clones assumes the position as well, building up the very energy that constitutes their being into one final attack.

The storm rages inside of you, begging to be released.

The pressure builds- higher…. and higher!

The smoke begins to clear around Gaara’s sand cocoon, revealing several cracks, glass shining brightly; the energy you’re gathering is causing quite the light show.

It’s almost unbearable….. But you need to build up… just a little more….!

Cracks spread further along the cocoon- soon, whatever’s inside will be released!

A voice, clear amongst the silence of the crowd stands out.

“Tsuki! No! If you fire that, it will….!”

Itachi-sensei? What does he care! You’re winning this match, and getting revenge for Hinata!

This might be a bit much, but…. You must release this energy!

1. No! Fire it! You must stop whatever is about to come out of that cocoon!

2. Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.

(Think long and hard about this choice. There is no going back. This will affect everything.)

(The choice is yours. Victory? Or Defeat?)
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>>671413
>Stellar Release: Harvest Moon

Stellar Release: Reaper's Moon
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>>671413
Final Flash?
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>>671409
Well, from it's description on the wiki, it can allow a ninja to fight for 3 days straight before being utterly exhausted after the 3rd day, so maybe we will still have some power left after this...
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>>671418
>2. Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.
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>>671418
>1. No! Fire it! You must stop whatever is about to come out of that cocoon!
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>>671418
>2. Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.

I DON'T WANT TO RISK THIS, NOT WORTH IT.
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>>671418
>2.
Sometimes, you need to lose to win.
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>>671418
>2. Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.
I trust Itachi
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>>671418
>1. No! Fire it! You must stop whatever is about to come out of that cocoon!
It's fucking Gaara. I don't think anyone will miss him.
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>>671418
>1. No! Fire it! You must stop whatever is about to come out of that cocoon!
Victory at all costs
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>>671418
>2. Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.


This might hurt the crowd. Itachi doesn't care about garra, he cares about the village
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>>671418
>2. Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.
I trust Itachi more than I trust ourselves.

If he says jump, I'll fucking do it.
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>>671418
Holy shit Wargle you cucking bastard

1. No! Fire it! You must stop whatever is about to come out of that cocoon!
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>>671418
>2. Fire the attack straight in to the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara

lads I am a frighten
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>>671418
>2. Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.

DO WHAT SENSEI SAYS! HE KNOWS WHAT IS BEST,
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>>671418
>>1. No! Fire it! You must stop whatever is about to come out of that cocoon!
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>>671418
Fuck you Wargle your breaking my heart man, I REALLY want to husbando Gaara but Tsuki believes in the Village over everything
>1. No! Fire it! You must stop whatever is about to come out of that cocoon!
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>>671418
>2. Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.
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>>671418
>1. No! Fire it! You must stop whatever is about to come out of that cocoon!
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>>671418
>2. Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.
If Itachi thinks its dangerous I'm not fucking with it
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>>671418
>2. Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.
https://youtu.be/Iof5pRAIZmw
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>>671418
>1. No! Fire it! You must stop whatever is about to come out of that cocoon!

Burn the heretic!
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>>671418
>1. No! Fire it! You must stop whatever is about to come out of that cocoon!

Never liked Gaara that much to begin with
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>>671418
>2. Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.

If Itachi is worried, we should take that seriously. If we kill Gaara, that's probably going to mean war with the Sand, and causing an international incident isn't part of the plan.
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>>671419
Good, but too edgy for Tsuki imo
>>671420
Diggin the Vegeta reference, Kakakarrotcake

>1. No! Fire it! You must stop whatever is about to come out of that cocoon!
HERE WE GOOOOO
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>>671418
>2. Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.
Instead, maybe fire the attack at the area around him. decimate the arena and show the full force of the attack and that it isnt just a light show.
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>>671418
2. Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.

If she listens to one person's counsel, it would be sensei.
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>>671418
>Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.
I feel like we could at least aim above his damn cacoon, not hit him, but at least let him know we could have seriously ruined his day...
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>>671418
>2. Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.

Fucking Minato and his stupid plans, this shit will cost us the match.
Moon godness damnit!
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>>671447
There are spectators anon. Do you really think we can control the spread of this?
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>>671418
>2. Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.

teacher's pet

what trickery is this?
my 100
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>>671418
>1. No! Fire it! You must stop whatever is about to come out of that cocoon!
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>>670209

>2. Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.
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>>671452

Clearly we can, otherwise it's not an option.
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>>671451
What.
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>>671418
1. No! Fire it! You must stop whatever is about to come out of that cocoon!
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>>671418
1. No! Fire it! You must stop whatever is about to come out of that cocoon!

Burn, bitch.
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>>671451
>>671418
WAIT! IS THE MOON OUT!? FIRE IT AT THE MOON! IT'S MOCKING US
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>>671451

>Minato
WTF?
I was to say dice
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>>671418
The paranoid schizo in me is actually thinking that Gaara might have actually grown a brain and is using a simple as fuck Genjutsu on us.

There's a chance we're willingly let ourselves get SUPER Takeshi'd, but I still feel like we can't really afford to shoot him just in case.
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>>671418

>3. Can't we just hit him with one of the beams then?

>2. Oh all right fine! Gotta protect that smile... You *owe* us, Itachi!
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>>671418
>2. Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.
Scream at the top of our lungs "God fucking dammit" and stand down
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>>671456
Aiming it at the ground isn't one.
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>>671418
>2. Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.

Itachi better be sucking Minato's dick for our chunin promotion if this screws it for us.

Also I wanna waifu Garra.
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>>671453
Look at it this way: your 100 wasn't just to show how good a hit it would be this time. Considering how things progressed, it established that this attack is fucking ludicrous. This set a precedent. A 100 right then has established that whatever this technique is will probably be a surefire finisher for a while.
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>>671467

Because that'd blast the fucking massive Stellar move into the fucking ground.
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>>671462
Your fingers revealed your hearts true nature anon. Kek.
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>>671418
>2. Fire the attack straight into the sky, avoiding hitting Gaara.
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We must kill Gaara for the village anons. How many lives has he ruthlessly taken? Of our own genin even? He almost killed Hinata.

If we take him out here, we eliminate what could be a huge threat to Konoha in the future.

We do it for the greater good.
Daddy and Danzo would be proud
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>>671471
Look at what I was replying to for the context.
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>>671418
1. No! Fire it! You must stop whatever is about to come out of that cocoon!
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>>671470
I think this display will mark us as a strategic class weapon.
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>>671474
Agreed as much as it pains me to kill the one person I wanted Tsuki to get with, the village comes first
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>>671474
This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life
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>>671474
>>671480
Starting a war is not good for the village right now.
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>>671474
This is only a short-term greater good. To truly operate with the safety of the village in mind, we must prevent all threats; drawing up a war causes a lot of trouble for the village. For Justice's sake, we can't fire.
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>all these single post votes
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>>671481
The truth often is, brother.
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>>671482
Nigga you can't be fucking serious

Do you know that the Sand is doing right now?

Starting a war
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This is the future you have chosen.

I hope you're happy with it.
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>>671486
That isn't 100% confirmed anon, don't be a meta baby.
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>>671474
we have a trusted superior with a better perspective telling us to stand down, imma trust Itachi that somethings fucked right now
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>>671474

Do we actually know that he's taken the lives of leaf ninja? Or is that, as far as he knows, hearsay?

...on the other hand, I know I'm gonna regret this, but I just now thought of something, and it'd be wrong of me to not bring it up: Can Gaara use genjutsu while in that cocoon? I mean, he was able to escape from Lee's lotus in canon in the blink of an eye... I really hate to say it, but it's possible we're getting played here.
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>>671482
The sand is the weakest of the major villages and were in a battle with their tailed beast, we have every right to treat this like a real battle
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>>671483
>>671482
>>671481
Sand is gonna attack anyway.

Meta aside, Gaara really is one of the only hard-hitters they have. Retaliation wouldn't be a thing.
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>>671488
Well it depends on the future.
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>>671488
Completely.
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>>671476

Yeah, my post.
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>>671491
Too late sukka!
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Can we summon bunnies already.
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>>671479
Agreed. Even if we don't use it on Gaara, that 100 was really important.

>>671488
Oh, I am. No matter where this goes, I am.
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>>671492
We have a better Genjutsu than him, and we would have resisted it anyways.
>>671497
See
>>671447
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>>671492
considering he was completely fine with the idea of killing both us and Hinata it wouldn't be a stretch
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>>671488
So SO happy Warlge. So happy
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>>671488
No, I hope here will be consequences.
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>>671492

>as far as *he* knows

*Tsuki.

Derp. Had the thought about Gaara right when I typed that.
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>>671488
Must you always fill us with fear, Wargle? Do you sustain yourself on our pain and suffering?
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I wonder if this'll be enough to impress Deidara.
I think we can safely retaliate to any criticism that this is the SECOND UNLEASHED JINCHURIKI we've had to fight TODAY! As long as we didn't just vaporize half the stadium, that would be pretty bad.
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>>671509
wait, no, I'm an idiot who can't into his own counting,
it's 22 - 14, still in favor of 2.
christ...
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>Kill
>>671424
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>>671477
13 for the Death Penalty

>spare
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>>671473

21 against the Death Penalty

ah well we can always glass people later

and wussy compassion stuff get Mintao's bleeding heart dick rock hard anyway

Tsuki should get a flak vest that lights up for this
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considering the damage we put out on BOTH the jinchuriki we faced today, I wouldn't be surprised if the akatsuki tries recruiting us.
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>>671514
>>671516
Meh
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>>671513
At the very least, there's no way we aren't earning chuunin here.
Win or lose, we've left an impression and have certainly demonstrated enough proper judgement to prove that we can make good use of our power.
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>>671516
provided demon mode gaara doesn't gut us first, after all we're not hitting him to stop him and he has no restraint when it comes to killing
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>>671519
Depending how bad the Konoha Crush goes I can see Tsuki joining up just to prevent any more wars from ever happening plus Moon mom will probably say something about it
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Look at it this way: we most likely would have hurt a lot of people in range (which was probably huge as balls) if we'd actually done it, and that would have reflected badly on us in so many ways.
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>>671516
So we're fucked because of all the "SENPAI IS ALWAYS RIGHT!" guys, Great.
>>671522
It's Minato we're dealing with, So I kinda am iffy on that, Since he's proven to be a dumbass so far.
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>>671516
I'd be fine with blowing Gaara away.

But here's how I see things:

>Worst case scenario for KILL
We blow up the entire arena, we hurt lots of innocent people, everyone thinks we're a selfish fool, and we have crippled Konoha for the inevitable attack.

>Worst case scenario for SPARE
We lose the exams, and are recognized for our restrain, might still become a Chunnin anyway, Gaara is probably thankful we didn't go nuclear on him, we're not a reckless tard.
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If Tsuki doesn't get Chunin from Minato bullshit, I could totally see her going AkaTsuki
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>>671524
>Implying we will do whatever rabbit woman says

>>671527
Think this through anon, what would happened if we had glassed Gaara in the long term?
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>>671528
>>Worst case scenario for SPARE
No worst case is we get rock lee'd, Aka crushed by sand, Which may end up killing us.
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>>671528
I agree. It´s almost exactly what I think.
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>>671528
We would have probably lost in the finals anyway. I just hope Gaara pisses himself when he comes to and realizes how close he came to dying by being a little shit.
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>>671532
We aren't going to die you baby, not from this anyways.

>>671529
>>671519
>>671524
>Forgetting ROOT
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>>671534
Remember how he acted when he almost got beat by Lee? Yeah.
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>>671528
heavily agreed, anon
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>>671522
Especially the last bit.following orders.
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>>671524
Wait....

>Moon mom, connected to moon, evil
>Moon Moon, retarded dog

COINCIDENCE??!?!?1?!?!?
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>>671535
The Root option just lost anon if anons really wanted to go down that path they would have glassed Gaara considering how big of a threat he is to Konoha even by just existing
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>>671531
Suna's military is crushed after an attempted attack on Konoha without Shukaku. Norihime Corp then places a puppet leader on the big chair in the Village Hidden in the Sand.

It becomes a bastion for free trade, democracy, and low taxes and a source of cheap labor and manufacturing
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All those Danzo wasn't wrong, ninjas killing machine, stellar our gift and now cop out.
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>>671535
ayyy I'm not saying we'd join, only that they'd be out propositioning us like a scientologist at a sci-fi convention
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>>671543
There is a time and place for murder.
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>>671540
Oh well, anons reap what they sow
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>>671542
Industrial puppets?
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well if following an uchiha's orders fucks us, I suppose we'll have more support for "Remove Uchiha" later.
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>>671543
Not murdering some one infront of a huge crowd with a fair chance of colateral damage isnt a cop out.
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>>671549
through industrialization and the cultural ninja arts, Norihime Corp pioneers the field of automation and robots with industrial-grade puppets

Now thanks to Norihime Corp, one man can have the productivity of 10 at his fingertips

I weep for the GDP and massive profits that could have been :'(
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ6Kyobg7gA

You lock eyes with Itachi. He stands there, resolute.

Your superior is ordering you to stand down.

…...Hpmh.

You look up- might as well go out with a bang, right?

With tears in your eyes, you fire your attack- not at Gaara, but straight into the sky above.

Four brilliant streaks of pure stellar energy lance forth, climbing ever higher into the heavens.

Cloud cover evaporates, leaving nothing but bright blue sky. The beams slowly begin to fizzle out, breaking apart into tiny points of light.

Your clones are gone, their energy spent.

Your stellar lights fall like gentle snow upon the arena- it would be awe-inspiring, if you weren’t so tired…

You slump to one side, barely holding on to the lip of the arena.

You’re spent. Honestly, it is shocking that you didn’t pass out, like before.

You feel somebody appear near you…

Feebly, you look up, to see Itachi’s smile.

“I’m sorry, Tsuki. I know you were only doing what you needed to win.”

He lifts you up gently, and hails Genma.

“She’s done, Genma. Go ahead and call it.”

“You’re sure? Damn. Alright.” the other Shinobi responds, his disappointment obvious.

“Tsuki Norihime has forfeited the match. The winner is Gaara of the Sand!”
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>>671547
I know but it pisses me off, we wanted Tsuki to be Root we put the money into it for Danzo and then anons don't have the fortitude to pull the trigger. Root at its core is all about doing whats best for the village no matter the costs. The root perspective would have been to continue with the attack and if it killed a couple civilians then it was worth it to take care of the threat that will only become bigger as it grows stronger. Its what I've been arguing about for the past couple of threads, the anons just don't have enough fortitude to be anything like a black ops or corporate head
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>>671555
Long term this would have fucked everything anon.
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>>671555
Nope, they will always moralfag, you just have to accept it
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>>671540
I think the ROOT option is a bit more sneaky breeky than nuking him in what is suppose to be a "friendly tournament", if killing him is in fact nessisary. If anything this is us putting the good of the leaf, politically at least, before our own desires to win.
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>>671555
That's old root. We are building Nu-ROOT.
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>>671554
I NEED to know why the cease fire came down
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>>671555
>couple civilians

There is almost ALL of the village here
Tsuki forefeited to save the village anon.
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>>671557
Now who's meta gaming?

bah
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>>671555
Avoiding war with the Sand seems