Hello there human, or should I say humans. You appear to have lost your previous avatar, or perhaps you merely choose to leave it behind. Not that it’s my place to judge. Either way you’ll be needing a new one for this little game we'll be playing won’t we? Although I can’t just let you pick the avatar now can I? Where would the fun in that be? So I will ask you a few questions, nothing too complicated and no wrong answers, I just want to get a feel of who I will be playing with.For now we will just do first come first serve to keep the the speed up.Question 1: How childish do others consider you to be?
>>666142Somewhat childish, if the conditions are right.
Serious Sam most of the time
>>666147Interesting...Question 2: Your friend fails to show up for a meeting at a promised time. What do you do?
Question 2: Your friend fails to show up for a meeting at a promised time. What do you do?Wait for him for a little bit. If he still doesn't show up, leave.
>>666165Fair enoughQuestion 3: Is it okay to lie if you know the person you lied to will never find out?
>>666172>Question 3: Is it okay to lie if you know the person you lied to will never find out?No, never.
>>666177A righteous one aren't you? Well as I said, no wrong answers.Question 4: Do you feel that the phrase “all’s fair in love and war” is true?
>>666153Call them and ask what's going on.
Question 4: Do you feel that the phrase “all’s fair in love and war” is true?>>666180Sometimes, but if it's used against you, then they're wrong.
>>666188A bit hypocritical, but I have no room to judge.Question 5: When do you feel it is time to resort to violence?
>>666199When you have to protect something.
>>666232Last question.Question 6: Is it right to kill someone who is irredeemably evil?
>>666236Yes.Sometimes what needs to be done needs to be done.
>>666251You appear to be a bit of a idealist dead set on your moral compass of a firm line between right and wrong, good and evil. Possibly gained from stories of grandeur and heroism you vow to never stray from the right path. You try to be patient and keep your cool, but your boundless energy can occasionally get the better of you. This will most likely get better as you age and experience the world.Someone like you should be... A Riolu
>>666278Nah. Imma Chimchar
Now with your avatar situation solved, let us begin.You open your eyes to be greeted by the open sky, the sun shining down on your currently downed form as you feel the grass below you tickle your back. Despite the comforting surroundings you feel ill from whatever you felt before you… what were you doing before you lost consciousness? Your insides feel as though they have been scrambled and cooked, and you feel your stomach feel like it is trying to force something up.What will you do?
>>666295>FocusThink about what we might have been doing.When that inevitably fails let's examine our body and surroundings.
>>666306You reach to the recesses of your mind to attempt to find a memory of what you were doing last. All you clearly remember are flashes and loud noises, maybe screaming? Your head fills with a sharp pain the more you try to think about it. Deciding it would be best to try and find out where you are.Slowly rising to your feat despite your body's protests you bring yourself to your feat, swaying slightly as your body tries to orient itself. Looking around you appear to be nearby a cliff? The horizon shows a large forest with several mountains in the distance.What will you do.
>>666334Try moving around a bit.And getting used to our body.Gotta make sure everything works like it should.And find a path down to the forest afterwards.
>>666341Attempting to try and keep yourself standing is difficult, so difficult in fact that you quickly fall to your hands and knees, your stomach quickly forcing you to try to eject anything from your already empty stomach. Once you are done your fit of dry heaving you finally take notice to the fact you have paws? Blue furred paws with some kind of hard, bone like sticking out of it vertically up the back of your arms. You'd be more concerned if you could actually remember what you had before you had paws, or if you even never had paws, but you are far more concerned about your state of health.Help first, questions later it seems.Looking around you try and find a way down from the mountain there are to clear ways. Despite its initial look the cliff side is not a complete 90 degree drop and is rocky enough to possibly be scaled. This would be the fastest way, but by far the most dangerous, especially in your current conditions. The only other path is a thick brush of forest behind you with only the barest of openings for you to get too, you can't tell what kind of creatures would live there or even if it will lead you down to low ground. It is probably still safer than scaling down though.>Scale down (Roll 1d20)>Take the forest "route">There's got to be another way...
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>666357Well considering our physicality creatures like us or more powerful than us may appear.Expediency is key.>Scale down.
>>666361Despite your better judgement, you don't know whats wrong or how serious it is and speed might be key in helping stop it so you slowly make your way towards the edge of the cliff before slowly making your way down.Normally you'd think having paws would make climbing down immensely difficult, but you find you have a firm grip on the walls. Whether naturally or from sheer fear of falling? Probably best not to look down as of now. As you carefully make your way down you think you start getting a better feel for your body, it still does not feel completely right but at least it doesn't feel like you are controlling a limp puppet when you move your arms or legs.A quarter of the way to your final destination you are surprised to hear a loud, stern yell from bellow you. Surprising you and making you push down a bit to hard and making the rock you were currently grabbing slip out of its place.Roll 20 to regain grip
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>666394Some loud scrub might make us fall down.If we survive we are going to chop them.
>>666396You barely grab onto another rock. Shame it slips out of your grip immediately and you quickly slide down the steep hill hitting every bump, scrap, and rock on your way down. Be thankful it wasn't from the top of the the cliff or you'd probably be seriously hurt. You reach the bottom and face plant into the ground, your... long nose(?) breaks your fall as you eat dirt. At least your not dead."Oh you poor baby!" the voice from earlier, now that you can clearly tell its female. Probably a mother at that.That doesn't really concern you right now, right now you are more concerned with how much pain you are in. You're body is littered with cuts and bruises and you think you may have broke you nose. You don't even know why, but you feel the beginnings of water form near your eyes, but you're a grown man! You think? It feels like it, at least it feels like you shouldn't cry, especially not in front of a girl.Roll to not cry like a baby
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>666423Rolling to maintain masculinity.
>>666426Can we at least cry like a man?
>>666433Maybe if you had rolled something better than that garbage.>>666426Curling into a protective ball you begin to feel your masculinity leave your body through your eyes as your body betrays you. Soon enough you are openly bawling like a child out of both pain and shame.You quickly feel your body be lifted up in the air and you are brought into a warm embrace by a much larger fluffier being as you she quietly whispers sweet nothings into your ears. As you try to keep your soaked face as deep into the warm fur of the body holding you, if nothing else but to not let her see your face.Eventually you cry yourself to sleep as you feel yourself being carried off in the distance by the unknown woman.
>>666444Wew.Guess we can talk her to call us a man and not a child.R.I.P masculinity.We'll have to earn it back.
>>666444Gonna take a bit of time to start writing out how the next bit will go, and I'll start again in a short while.
>>666451See you then.We must now have a strict training regimen to reestablish our manhood.
And we are back in businessYou don’t know how long you were out, but you woke in a cave on top of a pile of straw. Your wounds have been bandaged and while there is a light pain they seem to be more or less fine. You may have… overacted in front of that woman, but at least it helped you get your desired medical attention. You don’t feel sick anymore and your body feels much better. Still a bit odd feeling, but nothing like when you first woke. The walls have a few torches that have a blue fire that fills the room with a somewhat eerie light, but a least do their job of lighting the place up. After a quick inspection of yourself you finally notice you are some kind of short, blue, bipedal dog thing.RioluYou don’t know where that name came from but you think it might be what you are. For some reason it feels weird to call yourself that, like you aren’t supposed to be this “Riolu”. Regardless you are awake and more or less mobile. Time to decide on what you need to do.>A strange woman has brought you into a mysterious cave, it might be a good idea to leave>Stay put, you might learn something from the woman>Explore the cave, maybe you can find the woman>Write in
>>666540Do some hops.Throw some punches and kicks.Let's test this body's physicality.
>>666540>>Explore the cave, maybe you can find the woman
>>666558Besides being a bit sore, you find you are more or less in control of your body. It might be even more physically fit than your used to somehow, definitely shorter than you're used to.>>666559Deciding to make your way out of the cave room, you find yourself in a hallway with similar eerie blue fires lighting the area, there are pathways to your left and right as well as rooms along the sides. There are several more entrances to what you assume are more rooms similar to yours, and you can vaguely here some noises echoing through from some of them.
>>666574>Open a random door.Does this lady just pick up randoms that are injured?
>>666579Opening the first door you come across leads to nothing of any real interest, you continue for a bit before opening another. Only to quickly close it in silent horror. A honest to god dragon slept peacefully on the other side what seemed like a much flimsier door. Maybe its not the best idea to snoop into those rooms. Luckily you begin to notice the fact that the hallways seem to curve and you assume that they will meet whichever way you go. Or you could try to find your room again. Maybe even go back into the dragon room if you feel like literally pissing any masculinity you have left out in fear.What will you do.
>>666609Let's follow the curve to where the hallways meet.If there is a door there maybe she'll be there.And let's avoid the dragon. We've lost enough masculinity as of yet.
>>666615You quietly pad away from the door before scurrying along the hallway hoping to god there is nothing more threatening actually roaming the hallways. You eventually make it to what looks like some kind of reception area? there is a single pink egg sitting behind the desk, from its slouched position. It doesn't seem to move at all or even recognize your existence despite its eyes being wide open. Is it asleep? Should you wake it?
>>666652Try to grab the weird creatures attention.Wake it up if it sleeps.And speak to it.Ask it where we are.
>>666659Try as you might, your unusually young voice doesn't reach the egg carrying egg. Pokes and prods do nothing either. It seems you aren't getting anything from this blob.>Try something with a bit more force (Role 20)>Wait for someone to come>Try and find your way back to your room (Roll 20)>Write in
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>666689>Try something with a bit more force.Chop them
>>666702>These rollsCome on anons, we can't be bubble blowin babies forever.While initially chopping the thing seemed like a good idea, you doubt your small paw would do much against the huge blob. Maybe a tackle of some kind? Backing up to the wall you charge straight into the pink monstrosity.Quick AttackYou didn't know where that thought came from. You also didn't know when you got so ungodly fast. You went so fast you were unable to keep yourself from tripping up and landing face first into the blob. Fortunately, you harmlessly bounced off and back onto your back. Your minor injuries flaring up a bit.You forget your pain the moment you here a giggle and quickly turn to find a yellow fox with red fur coming out of her ears trying to hold in her mirth at the display. Noticing her only made her completely break out into a laugh. Where did she come from?
>>666735Shush we are manly men.>Turn to the red fox and say.>Shut up stop laughing at me it isn't funny! Where am I? And why do I look like this?At least we know a move now.A shame the first use was crap.
>>666745You feel heat rise to your face as you scramble to your feat and try to maintain some integrity."S-shut up!" She starts laughing harder. Great start."Where am I and why do I look like this!?" She attempts to stop herself from laughing for just a minute to explain."You are in the guild's infirmary, and you look like that because- pfft" she tries to maintain a straight face, her mouth twitching heavily trying not to laugh."You look like that because we patched you up after you fell down a hill." To her credit she contains herself a few more seconds before continuing her laughing fit,
>>666795>Guild?>I only fell down that hill because someone surprised me while I was climbing down! I totally had that.>Is there a town or something nearby.How dare these casuals insult us.They dare challenge a mighty level one riolu?
>>666813Level 5"You not from around here? Everyone knows old man Alakazam's Guild." She pauses."I'm pretty sure my mom said she was the only one around when she found you, but its not her fault you are such a klutz.""There also isn't much of a town around here anymore, after old man Alakazam died, the guild shrank and a lot of people just up and left."
>>666849>Not from around here.Yeah pretty much>Ask her if she can show us around the guild.We need a tour.
>>666859"No need to worry! I'll give you the full tour and I'll make sure nothing will hurt your frail body." She giggles a bit and runs off towards the opening opposite the one you entered while you trail behind her."Our guild is built into one of the mountains nearby where you fell. One of guild master Alakazam's old team mates hollowed out most of the hallway and most of the rooms, we expanded eventually by ourselves." She leads you around the maze like corridors and rooms with confidence. You lost track of where you were a fair distance after you left the circular are of the guilds infirmary, but she seems like she knew this place like the back of her han- paw.You make out a light at the end of the tunnel and you finally enter what seems to be some kind of transition from stone to wood and you enter a main area of sorts. There are a few creatures of various types all seem to be bidding their time or attempting to look busy."A bit of a trek between the infirmary and here.""Uhhh yeah, we may have made a few wrong turns..." A few?"Anyway ask me anything you want to know!"
>>666910>Frail bodyYou won't be saying that when we become stronger. Maybe even one of the strongest.So>Why do you need a guild.>How do you join?>What happened to alakazam?
>>666926She looks at you like you live under a rock. "Obviously to explore mystery dungeons, and you can join if you find a member and both can pass a competency test. As for old man Alakazam, well he was really old..."She looks rather disheartened while mentioning this "Alakazam's" death. She may have been close to the guy, it may be best not to push that subject.
>>666953>What are mystery dungeons.Good old plot hooks.>So do you have someone? To explore the dungeons with I mean.>Then I'm going to explore the mystery dungeons.As if we would want to do anything else.We are manly.
>>666953>What's a Mystery Dungeon? Is it just a dungeon that's mysterious?
>>666953>What does it take to join?
>>666966>>666969"Mystery dungeons are dungeons that exist in some kind of time space thingy. I don't remember exactly how mom said it worked but basically they change randomly, tend to keep mysteriously leaving rare items around, and sometimes suck up pokemon that come near them. If you stay in to long without a rescue badge that guilds send out then they can lose their minds and attack other pokemon on sight! Oh yeah time also works weird in them, so you heal faster and get hungry faster.""No not yet, there aren't many kids around since everyone started leaving, those that do stick around are to young or don't want to, and adults don't like having kids around during them.""Are you crazy?!? If you go in a dungeon you'll get your tail handed to you, you klutz."
>>666998>I won't give up! I'll train and explore these mystery dungeons. They sound cool! Don't you want to explore them as well? Then you should do it with. Let the hype flow through you fennekin.
>>666998>You'd be a klutz too if you forgot how to move! Wait, that didn't come out right.
>>667008"Jeez your hopeless, fine I might as well show you the training dungeon to show you how serious this is. A normal kid can't handle this kind of thing but a klutz like you? You won't even last a minute."You feel your face heat up again "Oh yeah?!""Yeah!""OH YEAH!?""YEAH!"She storms off back the way you came and you quickly follow, after several turns and a floor down you find yourself entering a room with a large crack splitting open one of the walls. It seems normal, well normal for a giant crack in the wall of a otherwise smooth room, but their is a sense of foreboding."This is your last chance to give up..." Even she doesn't seem so confident going in there. But you have come all this way and its far to late to give up on this chance to regain your manliness.Do you enter?
>>667082>Let's do this!Enter.We are brave riolu.Not smart but brave.
>>667082>See you at the exit!Enter.
>>667090>>667095"Let's do this!" you don't even let her get another word in edgewise before you charge headfirst into the dungeon, dragging her along with you.Lonely CaveDarkness surrounds the both of you as you enter dungeon, but quickly you find yourself in a empty room with two different paths, there is a large rock blocking the way of one of them. While the other is completely open. The pathway you entered from has disappeared.
>>667144>Follow the open pathSay.>This is it? Doesn't seem so bad.Let's start invoking some death flags.
>>667152>Entering a dungeon used to initiate a dying guild that may or may not have been cleared in years, letting the mons in there fester and grow stronger.M8 you may have already triggered so many death flagsLeading the girl towards the open path you notice how little you are being murdered right now. While you appreciate being alive you find yourself somewhat disappointed. The way is even lit... somehow... from some unknown source."Is this it, doesn't seem so bad." You confidently say even as you invoke Murphy's law. Who this Murphy or what his law is escapes you but you feel it is an appropriate name. As if called you hear shuffling in response to your hubris.
>>667185>Be on your guard.
>>667185Bruh we're gonna clear this dungeon ez pz.Let's investigate the shuffling noise.Be ready to attack if it's a enemy.
>>667198>>667193Raising your fis- paws. You prepare yourself for anything. entering the next room you find it empty, besides another large rock. There is nothing here at all, no items, no other path, no nothing."Really now, this is almost-""Shhh!"You turn to your makeshift partner questioningly. She stares horrified at the ceiling. Following her eyes you look up to see bats. A lot of fucking bats, some of them look fairly irritated but they haven't seemed to notice you yet.>Fight directly (Describe your first move and roll)>Back off>Write in
>>667224>engage stealth mode
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>667231Roll to aid in this endeavor.Also and ask how we clear this dungeon.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>667224
>>667244You carefully sneak away and are completely unnoticed, you return to the previous room, and turn to your partner."How exactly do we get out of here again?"She looks furious "You ask me that now! After dragging me in here before I can even grab an escape orb!?"She seems like she wants to continue her rant but her screams seem to have echoed off into the dungeon, and shortly afterwards you here the screeches of bats from where you snuck away from. It even made that rock blocking the other way move a bit. Oh wait that rock has arms."Oops..."Oops indeed>Blast through the rock and try and escape (Roll)>Stand and fight (Roll)>Write in (Roll)
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>667274>Blast through the rock and try to escape.Injuries aren't conducive to prolonged fights.
>>667280That rock with arms you try to blast through doesn't work to well, using quick attack you ram into it but it remains firm. grabbing you it throws you away from its."What are you doing your a fighting type aren't you? Use a fighting move!"The bats are getting closer.>Try quick attack again>Try to use a fighting type move>Get the girl to help somehow>Write inAlso roll
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>667300>Try to use a fighting type move.Zen out and smack hat thing with the flat of our palm.Like a karate film.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>667300>>Try to use a fighting type moveForce palm?
>>667315Looks like that stone...Just got rocked.
>>667315Friendly reminder that I am only taking first rolls as of now.>>667306You focus, something, anything, you need something to move this. You start flailing your fists while running at the rock only to find your flailing actually does something. Your fists create some kind of vacuum sending lifting the rock and tossing it aside clearing the way. Vacuum WaveThe rock seems to be heavily damaged and disoriented but looks like it is trying its hardest to continue the fight.The bats grow closer>Finish it>Run down the opened hallway>Write in
>>667325>Run away.We gotta find the exit portal or whatever.Ask her if there's an exit portal.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>Run down the opened hallwayWith masculinity, of course
>>667329You decide you enjoy living, and put some distance between the hoard and you're rag tag team. As you run you find it might be a good idea to figure out how to get out."So how do we get out of here again?""We need to a stair case!""Got it."You reach the end of the path and enter another room, another one of those rocks are there, but seems to still be sleeping, like a rock as it were. there is some kind of orb on the floor in the corner and their is another pathway.The bats sound somewhat distracted by the angered rock in the other room, temporarily.>Continue>Attack Rock (Roll 20)>Grab orb>Write in
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>667356>>Attack Rock (Roll 20)
>>667356>Grab orb>Attack rock.>>667359Wew. One shot kills.
>>667359You decide to take out the rock before it can try to slow you down. Waving your arms around again you send a wave of energy towards the living boulder. It is launched across the room, getting rammed heavily into the wall. Its arms hang limply as it almost immediately loses consciousness.You feel as though you've grown stronger.The bats seem to have lost interest and begin to move towards your room.>Pick up the orb>Run>Write in
>>667387>>Write inRemove the wall, run through
>>667387>Grab orb.How can we skip loot?That's painful.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>667398So we doing well so far?
>>667409You had up and downs and then a retard decided to punch a wall, but I have to reward that 20 somehow. gimmie a sec to see what you find.
>>667419Basically all bullshit will fly with a Nat 20.
>>667409>>667391Despite every logical choice you decide to punch a wall, it collapses revealing a secret room.The bats grow closer.>Grab orb>Run>Enter secret room
>>667442>Enter secret room .Please let it be a checkpoint or safe zone.
>>667442>>Enter secret roomPunch through the wall in that room
>>667463Snake are you the snake in kayaba discord?Stop before we break our fist.We aren't a wolf.
>>667470Yes I am, The strategy has worked so far
>>667470We are a punchdog however>This is punchdogquest now
>>667474We can only roll so many 20s before the 1s come.
>>667445You enter the secret room to find a stair case upYou hear your partner mumble "Strange, the stairs are supposed to go down in this dungeon."You pay it no head as you have found the staircase you need to escape the dungeon grabbing the fox girl again you rush towards the stair case and head up.Lonely Cave F2You reach the second floor of the cave, if it is even the same cave. It seems much more... sinister somehow. It is defiantly harder to see."I thought you said we had to get to the stairs""We have to get to the bottom or top of the dungeon using stairs then we can leave."Speaking of stairs, the previous set you climbed has now disappeared.You are in a empty room with three pathways to the north, south, and east.>Go North>Go South>Go East
>>667503>South>Spooky music intensifies
>>667503After a small trek you make it too a dead end room, there is a single Zubat sleeping on the ceiling, and there is some shiny coins on the ground.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>667513Punch the zubat through the ceiling
>>667519Waving your fists again you send another Vacuum Wave sending the force of your fist straight into the Zubat, crushing it between the force of your fist and the ceiling. It falls to the ground unconscious.>Pick up the gold>Inspect Zubat>Head North again
>>667550>Pick up gold>Ask how many floors this dungeon has.
>>667552Getting on your hands and knees you begin to pick up the gold from the ground like the dirty poor person you are. As you scavenge the room you decide to make idle conversation with the Fennekin who still has trouble believing what she has seen so far."So how many floors are in this dungeon."Snapping out of her stupor she responds "Well normally once you reach floor BF4 we could escape, but now we are going up so I don't know..."That is somewhat concerning, how long might you be here?>Try to encourage/comfort her>Continue Northwards
>>667571>>Try to encourage/comfort herCome on we're doing great.
>>667571>Try to encourage her.>Come on we've been doing great considering we have no prior experience. If we keep this up we'll be out of here in no time you big baby.>Head Pat
>>667571>>667578>>667580Why not both? We can walk and talk
>>667578"Don't worry."She looks up at you confused."We'll get out, we can probably get out around floor 4 up, or we might find stair cases back down. Maybe we'll find one of those escape orbs you were talking about."She looks at you for a moment digesting what you said."Yeah. Yeah! You're right! We CAN get out of here, this is just a training dungeon. Its nothing for a future guild master and her partner!"Partner?>Agree>Refute
>>667594>Wait hold on I'm the partner here? If anything I'm the dashing leader!
>>667597"Yeah! We'll get out of here in no time if we keep this up!"You place your hand on her head. "And when we get out of here I'll make sure we make it to the top and you become the new guild master! You big baby."You don't even need to look at her but you feel the heat of embarrassment coming radiating from your hands position. At least you think that's embarrassment, it could easily be rage or something else."Come on, race you to the end!" you run off to the room north, fox in tow.>North>East
>>667626>NorthLet's win this secret dungeon.
>>667635You rush north with boundless energy, coming across a room with a Geodude and two Zubats. an item lays on the floor. Pick an attack for and target for each team member and roll 2d20 to see how they do.Your moves:??????Vacuum Wave (Fighting)Quick Attack (Normal)Fennekin's Moves:Scratch (Normal)Tail WhipEmber (Fire)Psybeam (Psychic)
Rolled 7, 17 = 24 (2d20)>>667651>Vacuum wave geodude>Ember a zubat
Rolled 20, 17 = 37 (2d20)>>667658Supporting
>>667658>Ember instead of psybeamYou moron, we could have dealt with the zubat in one hit with psybeam!
>>667662What part of first roll is all that I am using for now do you not understand.>>667658Forming a familiar vacuum you send the force towards the Geodude who while damaged, doesn't seem too fazed by the attack. Your partner seems to be doing slightly better as she lets loose fire onto one of the Zubat doing decent damage and even burning it in the process.Describe your dodge (Roll 2d20 to see how well you dodge the rolls above)
>>667695Shit, thanks /qst/Well just roll anyway to see how well your dodge works out.
Rolled 16, 11 = 27 (2d20)>>667695>Rolls above.Nice invisible dice.Anyways.We can obviously use our superior Pokemon agility to dodge behind them.
>>667703The rock tries to lift itself up and throw itself in a crude Tackle, but is to slow and you easily move out of way. The two Zubat harass your partner using leech life, while not too effective your partner is unable to fend them off as they keep in close to make it difficult to aim.Geodude, Zubat (Brn), ZubatChoose a target, attack/action, and roll 2d20
Rolled 2, 19 = 21 (2d20)>>667718>Another vacuum wave on geodude>Psybeam on unburnt zubat.
>>667721Your Vacuum Wave aim is wide and you out right miss the stationary target. Your partner, or possible leader, blasts the non-burnt Zubat away with a powerful Psybeam knocking it out completely.Roll 2d20 to dodge
>>667727Dice+2d20>Laugh at the geodude and hopefully taunt it into focusing us instead of our new "leader"
Rolled 13, 18 = 31 (2d20)>>667745how could I have possibly fucked that up.
>>667750The Geodude continues its assault and you take some damage. Fennekin dodges the Zubat's ragged movements nicking it with her claws. It soon faints from the burn damage.You know the drill, pick attacks and targets and roll
Rolled 20, 5 = 25 (2d20)>>667762Use >???< (and pray to god it's low kick.)Use Psybeam
>>667766Despite yourself you feel the raw animalistic urge to bite the damn rock. And with luck on your side you don't break any of your teeth, even knocking the thing unconscious from the pain.>Loot the items>Leave and head to the east room
>>667773Time to loot shit!
>>667773>Loot items.Please let it be good.Also we have bite now.
>>667776You find a Orb and a Seed, might want to check with someone more experienced before you try and use them. Both of you carrying your hard earned prize from the fight you make your way back and to the east into an empty room with a stair case.Climbing the stair case you make your way into the to the an empty floor with a single large statue in the middle."A resting area! We can leave from here!""Really?""Yeah, all we need to do is head back.""Cool! But what about the rest of the dungeon?""I don't know, we don't have any equipment that we normally would have and something about it doesn't feel right... we could come back later though.">Continue>Leave
>>667791>LeaveMany a noobs have died doing a dungeon unprepared.Plus we proved we aren't weak shit.
>>667791>LeaveWe've done enough for today.
>>667796Living to fight another day seems like a good plan. You retreat, the way you came, to find yourself back in the same room with the crack in the wall you were before you entered the dungeon.The Last OutingPlace: Lonely Cave<???> Escaped the dungeonLevel 6Riolu <???> (???) Level 6???BiteVacuum WaveQuick AttackFennekin <???> (Blaze) Level 6ScratchTail WhipEmberPsybeamSleeping to quest tomorrow night or Friday afternoon sounds like a good plan as well. >End session 1
>>667810It was good I like it keep it up!
>>667810See you.I enjoyed this.Wondering about the question marks though.
>>667816since the QM has gone to bed, I'll elaborate: We simply just don't know yet. We'll probably find out our name next session, and we'll probably find out Fennekin's name then too.
>>667816Name, ability, and a move we don't know, but have. We are gonna decide the name tomorrow and the ability and move will be revealed as relevant, but if you dig a bit on Riolu you can probably figure them out. I think I have an idea for the partner's name and it will be revealed next session.
>>667830Also don't tell Kirito I am awake.
>>667901Quest should start again tonight around 6ish if nothing goes wrong.
>And we are back with session 2 of the thread, please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times and enjoy the ride!“We did it! We beat the dungeon!”You decide against bursting your foxy friend’s bubble with the fact you SURVIVED a dungeon long enough to escape. Despite this fact you yourself feel some pride as well for how everything turned out. You think you could get used to this type of adventure, maybe not the potential dying, but if other dungeons were anything like that one you are sure to be fine.You just stand there, basking in the glory that is victory as your partner jumps around cheering ‘we did it!’ over and over. That is until you notice someone standing in the doorway of the dungeon entrance room, and they do not look happy. Soon your vulpine friend notices the intense glare of the new member of your little party, before shrinking away behind you.It’s one furious fox.“You have no idea how much trouble you both are in.” She sounds calm, but you can just FEEL the anger seeping out of her words.>Write in something to try and save yourself from an ass whipping
>>669288> We thought we heard someone stuck in there and then we got stuck!
>>669288Oops I forgot my tripmeme.
>>669434“We though- Woah!”You are cut off before you could even get into your half assed excuse as you feel an invisible force pick you up. You attempt to struggle but it’s worthless without any surface to gaining some kind of leverage and you end up flailing pointlessly.Fennekin seems to have already accepted her fate as she just limply looks at the ground as you two are floated away. This seems to be a familiar occurrence to her, like she either knows not to struggle and make it worse or that it is pointless to struggle in the first place.You are taken through the maze like pathways until you reach a room, hopefully not some kind of punishment room. Once brought forcefully inside you are practically tossed onto some kind of bed of hay where you actually can get a look of the room. Shelves line the walls with many bottles and containers holding ingredients and liquids. The center of the room seems to be some kind of shallow fire pit strangely enough, you couldn’t make out any kind of air outlet for any kind of smoke. One end of the room has a simple desk with notes strewn about while the other seems more for some kind of prep, the prep table has all kinds of tools on or hanging around it that you would see in a kitchen. You also notice a few cauldrons of varying sizes stacked in the corners of the room, all big enough to fit you inside… and the only exit is blocked by an angry magic fox wizard.Maybe now would be a good time to panic.>What do?
>>669444>>What do?Punch wall
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>669457backing
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>669457>>669444
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>669462testing dice gods
Rolled 17, 11 = 28 (2d20)>>669466I too would like to test the rng
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>669492seconding that
>>669457>>669461Like the rest of the thread it is the first roll and action only.Getting up you storm towards the nearest wall in an attempt to smash it down. Unfortunately, the still very angry fox that still exists doesn't seem to want you to stand up while she scolds you.You find yourself floating towards fox mom and quickly but into a position with your hindquarters completely open and your tail being yanked painfully up by the psychic power."Eep!" You sque- I mean yell out in manly surprise! Your butt stings immensely as you were just spanked. Looking back you see the still calmly furious Delphox holding long stick. She doesn't seem even close to finished.>Roll to withstand the pain and not cry like a baby again
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>669513
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>669513
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>669513>>Roll to withstand the pain and not cry like a baby again
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>669513> "Harder"
>>669531voting for this
>>669513When will we cry like a man?We cry like a baby.
>>669525>mfw these rollshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7bZkLr5bTUYour wails of tears and pain echo through the caves as you completely lose control of yourself. Your partner can only watch in horror as you are smacked over and over. Time seems to lose meaning as you lose track of how many swats you receive. By the end of it you a bumbling mess, nothing but the heat of pain comes from your cheeks. You can barely make a coherent thought before you are place back down on the hay bed.You let out another heavy sob mixed with a hiss of pain as your ass touches the makeshift bed and you quickly position yourself in a ball on your side trying to protect your sore spot without touching it.The Delphox sighs a bit as she lectures your partner for a bit. You are really no longer in a right state of mind and can barely understand the exchange. Soon you cry yourself to sleep.Again.You wake in the room you were discipl- viciously and unjustly attacked. While the burning of your cheeks has died a bit, you can still clearly feel it."Oh your finally awake."Faster than you thought possible you are up on your feat, hands covering your sensitive area as you hope to some deity the pain won't continue. There sits the phox from earlier, calmly sitting on a stool nearby the desk. You can no longer feel the seething rage rolling off her so you assume she isn't AS angry as before, but you keep yourself protected just in case."I have something for that if you want me to stop the pain.">Dig in your heels, you don't want this madwoman near your behind again>Allow her to heal you>Write in punch wall will be discarded
>>669615>>Write in punch wall will be discardedPunch Ceiligng
>>669615>Dig in your heels.
>>669617Snakes will now be discarded
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>669615> Refuse and go train by punching rocks
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>669617rolling for it
>>669615>Allow her to heal you
>>669617You decide attempt to jump up and attempt to punch your way way out of this awkward situation. You reach the ceiling and give a good solid punch, shame unlike a mystery dungeon this is a solid wall with nothing behind it. you fall on your ass and quickly regret any decision you have ever made. You barely contain your tears cry baby as pain flares from your buttocks.Delphox just looks at you like an idiot "Anyway... do you want my help or not? I may not be a Chansey but I'm very experienced in brewing healing salves.">Reject>Accept
>Come to think of it, what's our name, anyway?>And what is our companion's name?
>>669659>Reject>Stick your tongue out at her.
>>669659>AcceptSwallow our pride. At this point it's been established that we're a whiny crybaby bitch.
>>669660> SaitamaCompanion> Josephine
>>669659Can we at least be a character that is a shit out of combat but is actually kinda good when a fight starts?
>>669664"Keep acting like that and you may end up worse than a slightly sore bum."Slightly sore? You decide to maybe show a bit more respect to the magic fox woman."Well mister manly man, if you feel like you won't break down crying we can figure some things out."Your face heats up a bit at the insult but you hold your tongue."First of all, what is your name?">Write in a name
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>669659rolling to prevent cry
>>669683>>Write in a nameSaitama
>>669689>>669693I refuse to sully the name of Saitama with this pussy ass crybaby so this wins.
>>669697>Pussy ass crybaby.I blame the rolling systemFirst roll will screw us consistently.
>>669702See >>667359>>667409>>667766All first rolls
>>669707I disagree with this system highly, however you're the qm and can thus do whatever you want.
>>669707Yea I doubt we'll be able to keep that up.It'll be fun to watch when the shit rolls inevitably come though.Maybe I'm just being pessimistic.Your system though so do what you want.
>>669723>>669727I'll probably add more rolls and change it to voting as we get more people, but for now its first come first serve."My name... My name is Luka." Somehow you feel as though that is your name. Although you still can't remember anything else."Okay Luka, now where is your mom and dad?""I... I don't know..."Her face softens a bit. "Where did you last see them?""I don't remember.""We are a guild, we could probably find them if you give us any defining features.""I... I'm sorry I don't remember anything.""Sweetie..." She closes in on you before picking you up and holding you close. It feels strange being held like this, not bad, but weird."You can stay with me and Alice for while we look for your family if you want.""Alice?""My daughter, the girl you were exploring with.">Stay with Alice and her mother>Be a faggot and still stay with her and her mother>Seriously this is the only option to progress the story, you've passed all the flags for any other partner
>>669751>>Seriously this is the only option to progress the story, you've passed all the flags for any other partnerI like this option
>>669751>Let's stay here and spend the night at least. It's not like Mrs. Delphox is going to let us run off until we rebuild the guild anyway.
>>669751>Give up on exploring dungeons.What are we a Faget?>Progress the story.
>>669751> Can we dedicate ourselves to making the guild strong like Mr Alakazam? I wanna be his sucessor.
>>669751Stay with Phoxmom.Can she bake a mean cinnamon-butterscotch pie?
>>669795But anon we won't get the golden ending if we stay.We'll just constantly have some inner voice try to force us along the plot.
>>669795According to the GM, she's a soup witch, not a pastry witch
>>669754>>669755"Fine, Alice said we'd be guild members after we beat the dungeon so I probably should stay."She doesn't seem to happy about the that factoid, but she doesn't comment and just holds you close to herself. Singing sweet nothings into your ear and holding you close to her chest. You can't tell what that look on her face is, regret maybe? The sound of her heart beat soon makes you slip out of the world of the awake.End of PrologueTeam <???>Money: 16 goldItems on hand:1x ??? Orb1x ??? SeedRiolu <Luka> (???) Level 6???, Bite, Vacuum Wave, Quick AttackFennekin <Alice> (Blaze) Level 6Scratch, Tail Whip, Ember, PsybeamCurrent Goals:Return our memoriesRestore the guildGet stronger to beat the secret cave in the guild's training areaHelp Alice become guild leader>Session 2 endSorry if its a bit short, but I'd like more time to prepare for our first official job. We'll probably start again tomorrow around 2pm and now would be a good time for feedback and telling me if you think we should change to voting and best of 3 rolls.
>>669818Voting should be popular vote.(With leeway for OP to strike down completely retarded options obviously.)And yes to best of three.
>>669830This I can get behind, fuck you snake
>>669802I know, but I wanna get a bit comfy before setting out on our adventure.>>669830Seconding changes.
>>669830I would like to third these changes.>>669836Also, this.
>>669836I concur with this. I left Kayaba's quest for many reasons including retarded suggestions like his.
>>672430A shame, the quest was good until people got rewarded for their autism.
>>672514I just really dislike how the entire premise of the quest radically changed. Like, it went from SAO to jumper with little to no warning. Anyway, I'm gonna avoid talking about it now since this isn't the thread to do that. I'm interested in where this quest is going since I'm a fan of PMD.
>>672579>Where this quest is gonna go.Ideally to wherever we become a badass lucario.And where we stop crying like a pansy.
>>672430>>672514>>672579I may occasionally award autism if it isn't a constant flow and they get a high roll. Otherwise I'll probably ignore or veto it, or even accept it but make nothing come out of it (see when we punched a solid ceiling with a 19). Now that we are a voting system it will probably be harder for autism to completely take over.Also to maintain some speed of the session I will make the votes 10-20 (may change after I get a feel of how many people are actually voting) minutes after the initial post, or the first to get three votes. Whichever comes first.Also now whenever you roll it will be the highest of the first 3 rolls.I may make some different rules for combat, but for now lets just keep it simple and see how it works.Session 3 is about to start as well, let me just type some last shit and we can start this.
>>672618That wall punching thing was retarded in the dungeon.But hey I got a 20 and it let us escape faster so I'm over it really.So let's continue our rise to being manly.
>>672618Awesome, I like PMD, and as long as autism is kept in moderation it should be alright.
>Session 3 StartYou awake again, in a different room this time. The room you previously were placed in after falling down that steep incline. At least you think it is, they all looked pretty similar and empty when you checked them last. Your bum thankfully is no longer sore from the beating it took. Actually it feels almost as if nothing happened to it in the first place?Did that Phox touch your bum when you said no? For some reason shiver at the thought of that.Sitting up you notice a somewhat large book nearby your bed. The title reading "Exploration Essentials". Was this here for you?>Pick up and- urgh- read>Pick up and explore>Read and walk (Roll to see how effective)>Write in that has nothing to do with punching
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>672638>Read and walkLet's see how many things we did wrong in dungeon exploration.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>672638>Read and walk
>>672638Read and walk
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>672638>>Read and walk
>>672651You try to read and walk as you go down the seemingly endless corridors of the guild. You were halfway through a page about orbs when you end up lightly bumping into a wall. While nothing is hurt you feel as though you aren't getting anywhere. Literally somehow you ended up back to where you started... You think... Everything in here looked maddeningly similar. You try to push away the bad thoughts of somehow the guild itself turning into the dungeon. or the walls closing in around you. Are those flames starting to burn out? It feels like its getting darker.You are not lost, you definitely are not lost. You're lost.>Continue trying to walk and read (Roll with a -1 penalty from minor stress)>Forget reading and try and find a way out (Roll -1)>Sit down and focus on reading, it could calm your nerves.
Rolled 11 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>672667>Continue trying to walk and read.Believe in the dice gods.And excuse me while I try to subtract one from my roll. It's retarded.
Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>672667>Continue trying to walk and read (Roll with a -1 penalty from minor stress)
>>672645>>672646>>672651>>672669>>672676Change to best of 3 they said, it will make shit rolls happen less they said. The dice gods are not pleased.
>>672676messed up with the penalty but doesn't matter anyway.
>>672686Eh I've been on a streak of shit rolls.No system can stop dice god fuckery.
Still got 1 more roll boyos
Rolled 14 - 1 (1d20 - 1)>>672713Well if you're letting one of us roll again taste this sweet one.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>read and walk
>>672719>>672720Dice gods pls
>>672720That's the bonus kek this system gives.When the slow anon rolls a crit.
>>672719Despite trying your hardest you can't seem to get your bearings. You finally are outright completely lost and you are starting to panic heavily. You read the pages to distract yourself from the sense of dread that comes with being lost, but you just see words on a page, no form of coherent thought is given to you from the text. Panic begins to set in as you cross what you are sure is the same pathway you were just in. The only difference you can tell as of now is the flames are definitely weaker. The darkness whispers your fears as you begin to see the shadow of something creep out of sight.>Follow the shadow>Run>Call for help>Write in
>>672745>Follow the ShadowWhat could possibly go wrong?
>>672752>>672793Despite your better judgement you suck up your fear and follow the shadow you saw. The closer you get the more you are certain you here whispers.It seems the shadow has noticed your presence, and you hear a distinct giggle above the whispers as it speeds up its pace. You rush to keep up as she leads you through the maze. As you round a corner you last saw here you are met with a dead end. No shadow, nothing but the eerie dim touches at the end of the hall's dead end.>Leave it might be a trap, or just your imagination>Inspect dead end, there has to be some kind of secret passage>Write in
>>672843>Inspect dead end, there has to be some kind of secret passage.Is it possible we've been sucked into another dungeon?Either that or someone is screwing with us.
>>672855You walk forward and inspect the smooth walls for some kind of discrepancy. Something, anything that could explain the disappearance of the Pokemon from earlier. The walls are completely smooth, and the torch at the end more or less a normal. Were you just hallucinating?As you ponder the possibility of madness, the flames lighting the dead end and surrounding hallways snuff out. Leaving you in pitch darkness. You here the familiar giggling and the whispers return full force. Hell they aren't even whispers anymore they feel like they are screaming in your ears!>Write in
>>672918>Write inUse ??? Orb
>>672918Supporting this>>672933Desperate times and all that.
>>672918>Kick directly behind us.
>>672933>>672938You quickly take out your orb, you have no idea what it is or how to use it, but desperate times call for desperate measures. You think the book said it had to be smashed to be used? Or was it a specific type of orb? Regardless you throw the orb to your feat. The orb shatters sending a wave around you....Why can't you move?IT IS OFFICIALLY TIME TO PANIC, YOU ARE COMPLETELY FROZEN. YOU CAN'T MOVE YOUR BODY!"That wasn't a smart plan." A female voices her opinion behind you. You'd turn to face her, but you currently are stuck. "You are supposed to throw that into a room and it will petrify everyone in it, not at your feat." she definitely sounds closer than before, but you can't hear any foot steps coming from here."hehe, its been a while since I've had a plaything this cute~" She whispers into your ear. You'd flinch away from the invasion of your personal space, but you are currently rooted in your spot.>Roll to try and break free of the petrify early
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>672988Rolling for stronk.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>672988>If nat20: "Not today, lewd thoughts!">Otherwise: whine uncomfortably like the little bitch we are
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>672988
>>672997>>673006>>673014Man, this best of three doesn't really help us.
>>672997>>673006>>673014You try and force your body to move, do anything to stop her from "playing" with you. Fortunately you break free!... partially.Your left arm has regained its movement slightly, and you can kind of move it slightly. Nothing that can stop her, but maybe if you could just get her close enough for your iron grip...She giggles again and begins to poke and prod your body, with no apparent rhyme or reason, sometimes it feels as though she can touch multiple parts of your body at the same time. Some just light pokes, others jittery jabs into your sides, and some tickling. All you can do for now is silently grunt and giggle as she toys with you. You can't even flinch away."So what, I wonder, is a little boy like you doing out here..." She knows you can't answer but you know she is to the left of you now.>Try and grab her with your slightly mobile arm (Roll)>Try and use Vacuum Wave with your arm (Roll)>Continue and attempt to break free of petrify (Roll)
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>673032Time to try and break out. On the inevitable fail, continue to whine.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>673032>Continue and attempt to break free of petrify.She's to our left, but we don't know how far away she is or how fast.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>673032>Continue to try and break free
>>673068>>673071>>673110You get more of a feeling into you your arm, enough to where you know you can preform vacuum wave or grab something. As for- OH GOD IS THAT A TONGUE IN YOUR LEFT EAR OH SHIT FUCKING DO SOMETHING!>Grab the girl>Vacuum Wave>Write in
>>673145>Whine uncomfortably while shivering because we just got licked and that makes us paralyzed, clearly.
>>673145>Grab the girlNot liking creepy tongue girl
Gonna grab some food while I wait for votes on this, be back in half an hour or so
>>673145>Grab the girl>>673199She could be into some kinky stuff tho.
>>673276Yeah but we are literally a baby.Not the right age to tease someone like that.
>>673145>Grab the girl
>>673199>>673276>>673315With your freed arm you make a grab at the sexual predator only to grasp at nothing. The licking stops momentarily."Oh, the big bad doggy broke through the petrify so quick~" she says mirthfully jokes."You almost got me too~ Maybe if I wasn't a ghost~" she continues whispering into your ear.Shit.A blue fire lights up in front of you revealing the form of some kind of purple witch with no legs. Yups that's a ghost. Shit."Behold! The Fire Bearer of Alakazam's Guild!" She announces the blue lights coming back on to punctuate the announcement."So your the new recruit right? The kid who got through the practice dungeon right?"You can't respond, but she doesn't seem to care and continues. "So newbie, you the kid who was wailing earlier last night?"You can't even respond but she takes it as a confirmation. "Don't worry newbie cry baby, I'll make sure nothing makes you feel bad anymore~" She comes uncomfortably close to your face.>Roll to break out one last time.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>673582Oh dear it's a sexual predator ghost.
>>673610Well we had a good run.
Rolled 12, 17 = 29 (2d20)>>673582I'm gonna samefag shamelessly now.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>673582
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>673582Rolling
>>673702I believe it to be the backlash of all those 20s a while back.
>>673664Gonna ignore samefag>>673668Despite your struggling you can't break any more free than you currently are. Mismagius begins to lower herself to your lower body. THAT IS A BAD DIRECTION DO SOMETHING ANYTHING ANYTHING AT ALL!>Roll to try and do something (last chance)
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>673582>Bite her!
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>673733>Bite her
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>673733That's fair.And oh dear this is getting dark too fast.>Bite her.
>>673762So we're about to get molested.Dice God a shit.
>>673736Well, fuck me.Actually, I was replying to this post here >>673582Does that mean I get a do-over for this post over there? >>673733Probably not.HELP US FOX MOM!
>>673744You can't do it, you just can't break free. Unspeakable things are about to be done to you. You can't look down, but you are sure you don't want to see what is about to happen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3qVQvUZV-EYou feel a disgustingly wet tickling sensation on your stomach. The crazy bitch just raspberry you!"Hehehe, I wish your face wasn't frozen so I could see the look on it!" She rises again. not even bothering to contain her mirth."Well I could leave you here for someone else to find... but since I'm feeling nice I'll help the fresh meat find his way to out!"Unfortunately this did not mean she was going to free you from your paralysis. You feel a familiar force pick you up as you are moved through the air, getting dragged along by the ghostly figure.Later you are at a familiar main area where a few other guild members wait, a few look at you curiously, but otherwise you and your harasser are ignored."Now be good and wait here for Alice~" She gives the top of your muzzle a small peck before she fazes into a wall. You don't know if the guild is used to this, but none of the other guild members seem to make any note of the new partially animate statue in their midst.Maybe this was some kind of hazing?>Try to break free and read a bit before Alice finds you like this (Roll)>Wait for Alice to come and help you.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>673890>Try to break free and read a bit before Alice finds you like this (Roll)That was terrifying.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>673890>Try to break freeThat was very close to traumatizing.
>>673899>>673907She sees us as a child since we are a baby pokemon and can't breed. As soon as we evolve she might feel we are fair game, for less... pure "fun". Try not to paralyze yourself during that time.
>>673932We'll see what the dice gods say in the future.
>>673899Nice roll.>>673932>As soon as we evolve she might feel we are fair gameGhost blowjob when?
>>673932I'm gonna make a note to pray to dice god more.
>>673994>Pokemon with the ability to put us in almost life like dreams>Enjoys tormenting people in lewd waysThis can only end poorly, better unlock aura to try and keep control of your mind.>>673899After a few more minutes you finally regain movement of your body. It feels dirty somehow, and you now know to walk cautiously through that maze of horrors. You take out the "Exploration Essentials" guide and try to read to attempt to get the previous events out of your head.After reading through its many pages and catalogs you feel you understand the functions of dungeons better, and exploration in general.>Gained General Item KnowledgeYou can now identify most common items found in dungeons and what they do without using them, more obscure and rarer items may need someone more experienced to identify.>Gained Type Advantage BasicYou now gain +1 to any roll if you use an attack that is super effective against an opponent."Luka! There you are! Where have you been all morning we are officially apart of the guild, we even got our first mission!" Alice said.Sweet sweet Alice, you'd honestly take any female companionship other than that spook. Ok maybe not Alice's mom when she is angry, but still good.>Write in response
>>674032>>Write in responseI was just assaulted by a ghost.
>>674032>Sweet! What is it?If it's berry collection I swear.Also they let us in?We only went through a couple floors.
>>674032Well what is it? I can't wait to get moving especially after- Let's get going shall we tell me on the way.
>>674052As far as they know we went through the dungeon without taking an escape orb from the stock, they also don't know about the secret portion of it. So they think we either found an escape orb or made it through the dungeon, which I will remind you hasn't been cleared in a while because of the lack of new recruits.
>>674069Let's keep the secret dungeon secret or else the adults might try to steal all the good lot a secret dungeon has.(Maybe secret dungeon is an mega dungeon with better loot and stronger monsters higher up.)So basically they think we beat the training dungeon unprepared on hard mode.>>674084Definitely want to do this.
>>674032>Complain about that stupid creepy ghost!
>>674096>>674053I changed my mind let's be evasive about it.
>>674050"I was-" You notice Mismagius sticking her head through the wall behind Alice. Staring at you smirking, like she is daring you to say it."I got lost in the corridors and someone led me out..." You try to sound natural, but Alice clearly can tell something is off. "Let's just go, I can't wait to get moving after- Let's just go, you can tell me about the mission on the way.""Oo-kay?" Luckily she doesn't push the subject. You make your way out of the guild and begin following a path. It feels good to be outside of the guild, you'd say its been so long but you wouldn't know it being mostly caves."OH! Before I forget we also got this stuff for being a part of the guild!" She pulls out a badge out of some kind of bag wrapped around her and hanging to her side. How did you miss that? She hands you a scarf and a badge using her mouth."That's a Weather Scarf, if you wear it no matter how bad the weather gets it will always feel comfortable. The badge is our rescue badge, it is a sign that we are part of the guild and can teleport trapped Pokemon out of mystery dungeons!" You wrap the scarf comfortably around your neck and use it as a place to pin your badge."I got an orange ribbon! It increases my stats slightly." You see said ribbon around her neck, the badge pinned to the center of it."We also got a few berries and an orb for our first mission, they're in our treasure bag." She motions towards said box from earlier.It doesn't look all that comfortable around her neck, probably would be better for a biped to have it.>Ask if she wants us to take it>Move on
>>674195>Ask if she wants us to take itSo what's the mission?
>>674195>>Ask if she wants us to take it
>>674195>Ask if she wants us to take it.Give her a head pat.
>>674209>>674213>>674219"That bag looks like it would work better on a biped, want me to hold it for us?""Oh, ok sure."After taking the bag and adjusting it securely on your person you turn to your partner."So how do I look? Like an adventurer?"She smiles "Like an adventurer."You pat her on the head and feel a similar warmth. "Anyway whats our mission?"Regaining her composure Alice begins to explain "Have you ever heard of the Kricketune Brothers?" At your confirmation of negative she continues. "They are basically a duo of traveling musicians, they recently have been getting pretty popular, but that's besides the point. Recently the duo decided to practice near a mystery dungeon called the Mist-erious Forest, something about good reverb I'm not really sure. It ended up drawing in one of the brothers and now the second is asking us to help get him out. Its a relatively low level dungeon and our guild doesn't have the resources that aren't being put towards bigger missions, so we got it. Sound good?"Nodding you ask "Is there anything else we need?""Well we don't really have money to get anything from town, but with this dungeon we should be able to get through with what the guild gave us.">Inspect seed and take stock>FORWARD TO ADVENTURE
>>674293>Inspect seed and take stock
>>674307This.Then we can go steamroll the easy dungeon.
>>674293 >Inspect seed and take stock
>>674307>>674319>>674320You take out the seed from earlier to realize it was actually a speed seed. Apparently it is supposed to double your movement speed.Peering into your Treasure Bag you find3x Oran Berries (Heals)3x Apples (Fills Belly)1x Escape orb (Escape Dungeon)1x Speed Seed (Take two actions instead of one for the next 3 actions)Placing everything back where you find it you and Alice begin to make your way to the dungeon.>Please hold for a few moments
>>674341After a decent trek through the forest you begin to notice a light fog begin to settle. Preparing yourself for anything you and Alice make your way deeper and deeper into the fog. It grows thicker and thicker as you venture forward. Until you reach a oddly square shaped clearing in the fog. You notice an item in the corner and a small narrow clearing in the fog that looks like some kind of path and a berry lays forgotten in one of the corners. The fog seems almost completely solid now, as if they are walls. It appears you've entered a the dungeon.Mist-erious Forest BF1>What do you do
>>674408Let's start trying to get a lay of the floor.Let's explore it.
>>674408Pick up item and then >>674423
>>674423>>674437You pick up the berry, identifying it as a Cheri berry (heals paralyze) and placing it in your mystery bag.+1 Cheri BerryYou continue on the narrow "hallway" of fog, finding the walls of fog to be as solid as they look, and come across a split in the path for east and west.>East>West
>>674457>WestThe west is best.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>6744571 = East, 2 = West
>>674464>>674487You head to the west you get all of three steps before you run into a road block in the form of a leafy Burmy, stuck on the ground, it can't really move but it is directly in your way.>Write in
>>674524>Pick it up and move it.
>>674524Attempt to talk. If it can't, the pick it up with our manly muscles and move it out of the way.
>>674530>>674532You go to pick it up only for the thing to swing itself and smack you in the face. It didn't really hurt, but the intent was there.>Write in
>>674558Run your snout (?) And attempt to talk to it, like "Hey what was that for, we are just trying to pass through. "
>>674566It doesn't seem like one for conversation as it is a Pokemon driven feral by being in the mystery dungeon that you are in. Alice, deciding this was taking to long pushes you aside and uses ember to knock out the annoyance, allowing you to step over its downed form.
>>674599That burmy was so weak I couldn't even tell it was feral.Let's continue west.
>>674607>>674609"Th-thanks Alice." Alice just looks at you strangely and takes the lead continuing west. You walk along the path until you reach an open room with the stair case and a feral Surskit who seems to be guarding its territory.>Pick an attack/action for each member and roll 2d20 to see how it goes.
Rolled 18, 11 = 29 (2d20)>>674629Can we use our mystery box move?We still don't know what it is right?And have Alice use scratch.
Rolled 16, 16 = 32 (2d20)>>674650Supporting.
Rolled 15, 6 = 21 (2d20)>>674629I agree with the mystery move, but Alice should stay out of this one, she's at a disadvantage.
>>674650>>674669You rush forward before the water spider can even use react grappling it and tossing it tossing it towards Alice.Circle ThrowShe doesn't expect the spider flying at her but she is able to use her claws to slash it, finishing the Surskit before it could even realize what was happening. Leaving only you two and the stairway down remaining in the room.>Continue exploring floor>Onward to next floor
>>674703>Continue exploring floorLet's clear this one before moving on
>>674703>Continue exploring this floor.Head back east.
I forgot I was planning on putting music here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efpQWootg3k&feature=youtu.be>>674712>>674718Back tracking to the T intersection from earlier you decide to check the east path. You enter to find 2 Caterpie that look like they are guarding some kind of item.>You know the drill
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d20)>>674749>Us:Circle throw one caterpie on to the other>Alice:Ember caterpie
>>674763>Double Crit fail.Well damn. That's a shit roll if I ever saw one.
>>674749Quick attack and ember the first and second Caterpies respectively.>>674749Kek
Rolled 8, 5 = 13 (2d20)>>674763
Rolled 3, 20 = 23 (2d20)>>674749Supporting >>674763
Rolled 12, 12 = 24 (2d20)Changing my vote to >>674782
Rolled 14, 11 = 25 (2d20)>>674782Messed up that roll.
>>674785You rush forward once again to grab onto the Caterpie only to trip and fall right, doing some kind of tackle and landing on a heap on top of the bug. Alice sends a critical fire straight at the other Caterpie, causing it to faint immediately.The bug underneath you attempts to struggle and turn itself to face you.>Roll to prevent its movement.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>674822Rolling to pin
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>674822
>>674822>>674836Does this mean we get to suplex it?
>>674836The dice god(s?) sure are fickle.
>>674836Despite its struggling you keep firm and hold the worm in place long enough for Alice to prepare her next attack."Luka move!" Quickly jumping off Alice sends a fiery ember straight at the Pokemon before it can do anything to stop it, making it faint immediately.Alice smirks "These bug types are so easy, I was hoping for a challenge.""Keep talking like that and a hoard of Surskit will attack."Alice decides to shut her mouth as to not encourage the powers that be.You pick up the item on the floor discovering it to be a Stun Seed (Petrifies a target that is hit by or eats this).+1 Stun SeedYou carefully place it into your bag, you have enough experience with petrify to know it is not pleasant. You both scurry off to the stair case and make your way to the next floor.>Mist-erious Forest BF2You find yourself in a large and horizontally wide room. There are at least 5 Shroomish sleeping nearby spread around the room, might be best not to wake them all at once. >Write in
>>674869I presume nothing, they give and they take
>>674890Have Alice ember one while we use vacuum palm on the other. Once they start waking up use the stun seed on the closest.
>>674916ThisI'm worried cause I think shroomish have status effect moves.And being stunned sounds bad.
>>674890>Try and sneak by, but have Alice keep an eye on them to be ready to get the first strike in case one wakes up.
Rolled 8, 3 = 11 (2d20)>>674919
>>674930 shit I meant>>674923
Well shit we are at an impasse
Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d20)>>674919Exp get.
>>674951If you want I can break the tie and vote for the sneaking plan. Honestly only suggested mine because no one posted it's what I would have done if I was actually playing this on a ds
Deciding it might be better to sneak by instead of dealing with stun spore or effect spore you would sneak off to the south into a corridor in the direction. coming to a split off of either continuing south or going east.>South>East
>>674982>South When in doubt walk in a straight line.
>>674982>SouthLet's see how far this goes. I don't reccomend staying on this floor long though if we see the stairs we should take them
>>674994>>675002Walking south you come across an empty room with a path to the east and the staircase in the center. Otherwise the room is completely empty.>Continue to the next floor>Go East>Back North and East>Write in
>>675013>Go eastWell maybe this room connects to the previous eastward passage we saw
>>675013Wait a minute we should head north and east.We still need to find that guy we came here for.
>>675030This is a story mission and story missions tend to place the rescuee in the last floor.>>675024You head through the east path, which turns north and then west leading you to a room with a few items, another pathway to the west, and a Shroomish focusing intensely at that path to the west. Maybe a guard that to warn those sleeping Shroomish?>Leave the way you came>Sneak up and strike it (Roll)>Sneak and grab the items (Roll)Things seem to be slowing down so i think I will go 1st post and roll til we finish this dungeon.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>675067>Sneak up and grab the items (Roll)
Rolled 11, 19 = 30 (2d20)>>675067>Sneak up and strike it
>>675083This.We need more exp.
Rolled 17, 1 = 18 (2d20)>>675092Forgot to roll
>>675067Shit I meant 1st roll only, continue voting as long as there is an odd number of people.>>675083Alice quickly sends a quick Ember to dispatch the Shroomish, it stays standing but you are able to finish it with a vacuum wave.You are able to pick up another Oran berry as well as... A petrify orb! You take great care to put it gentle into your bag.+1 Oran Berry (Heal)+1 Petrify orb (Petrify every Pokemon in a room)>Continue onwards to the next floor>Head back into the Shroomish room and see if you can fight them
>>675116>Continue onwards to the next floor
>>675116>Throw the petrify orb into the shroomish room>Commence Extermination.
>>675130Wait switching to this. Didn't read the post carefully.
>>675116Use the petrify orb to beat those shroomish
>>675130>>675142>>675144Returning to the Shroomish room you wait just outside the before tossing the orb into the room and duck back into the hallway. You hear the orb shatter and wait a few seconds to see if you hear foot steps. Nothing comes. You enter the room with Alice and begin the final solution where Alice used ember on the frozen mushrooms and you finishing them off if they were to move afterwards. You feel slightly stronger after having beat them, and they even 103 gold coins.Luka levels up to 7Alice levels up to 7+103 goldLoot secured you head to the next floor>Mist-erious Forest BF3You descend into a relatively small room, with pathways leading to the north, south, and east. The staircase is luckily enough right here in the west corner of the room."ACK! What are these kids doing here?" Blocking the staircase is a pair of Murkrow."Are they a exploration team? They have those badges." the second one inquires."Hey you two, knob off would you. Boss wouldn't like kids like you hanging around here. Kids like you shouldn't be in a mystery dungeon anyway.">Attack>North>South>East>Ask to take the stair case (write in)
>>675192>Ask if they've seen a kricketune.So OP what level do we evolve?Or do we need happiness levels?
>>675214This, but be on guard.
>>675214Not sure how I want to do evolution. Normally in PMD it is late game where you have to go to a specific place to evolve, sometimes with a specific item or level of IQ. Problem is I don't plan on using IQ, using skill books for abilities instead. I'm honestly thinking just make them evolve at a certain level they will evolve naturally, or maybe a stressful battle of some sorts.
>>675239>Stressful battles.I vote in favor of this for the animu factor.
>>675239Well riolu is a hero type you can say. Maybe have him evolve during a boss fight when a partner is hurt or knocked out, like a response to the need to protect people.
>>675214>>675227These guys sound shady, you prepare yourself for a sneak attack of some kind. "You guys happen to see a Kricketune around here?""I told you man, the jig is up." the first one whispers just loud enough for your sensitive ears to pick up.The second one smacks upside the head with his wing. "Shut up!" He starts whispering something to him before they both turn back to you."We didn't see nothin'"Yeah... Ok>Push subject>Surprise attack>Explore elsewhere>Write in
>>675254>Push the subject.If you don't speak we will have to fight you.Someone's life is at risk.
>>675254>Push subjectHave Alice ready to attack
>>675254>Push subject>>675244>>675248Whole-heartedly backing this.
>>675260>>675261You never lose your tense stance, and Alice seems ready to go at a moments notice. "We are here to retrieve a lost Kricketune, we know he is in this dungeon, and we would like to keep looking as this is exploration team business. Could you please move?""No listen here bud..." Before he continues his partner swoops up into the air and towards you. being somewhat ready you dodge to the side barely causing a peck to miss. His partner takes to the air as well.>Attack, Action, or Item for each character. Describe and roll
Rolled 11, 4 = 15 (2d20)>>675286Quick attack on one of them and Alice use ember on the same one
Friendly reminder that as a dark/flying type, fighting moves are just neutral, not weak.
Rolled 14, 18 = 32 (2d20)>>675298Supporting.
>>675298We might be in for a rough time...
>>675298>>675306Deciding to focus down one you quickly use quick attack to lunge at the first Murkrow, ramming it and knocking it out of the sky. Alice takes initiative and attacks the downed bird, but shoots wide and misses him completelyMurkrow 1Murkrow 2The second Murkrow still mid air decides to ease the pressure on his partner and begins to peck at Alice. The second waits for you to close in before doing a quick astonish.>Roll to defend
Rolled 3, 16 = 19 (2d20)>>675338
Rolled 14, 7 = 21 (2d20)>>675338
>>675341You are stunned momentarily by astonish and can no attack during the next attack phase, but you have activated you ability.>Steadfast - When caused to flinch increase speed level by 1>For the next 3 turns you may do 2 actions during your attack phaseAlice on the other hand dodges the barrage of pecks, before blasting a ember directly into the Murkrows face launching it away and gaining some distance>Pick Alice's attack, action, or item and target. Roll
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>675355Have her scratch the one on the ground or Murkrow 1
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>675355>Launch another ember at the same crow we shot last turn.
>>675355>Tail whip, but only if it'll actually hit both of them at range.>Otherwise, go for another Ember.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>675381I swear I had a dice roll in there!
>>675381>>675387Tailwhip only effects mons it hits and I believe if you do a capital D like Dice+1d20 it will not roll.>>675376Alice continues attempts to stop the crow from following up on the astonish, and makes a direct hit.The Murkrow not expecting the attack backs off from the fight to gain higher ground by flying, the other one swoops in and attempts to Peck at Alice once more.>Roll for Alice to defend
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>675415Dodge!
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>675415
>>675419Alice dodges the attack, the Murkrow swooping past. The other finally positions itself in the air to attack.>Attack, Action, Item, and roll 3d20 for the the extra move3 more turns of double speed.
Rolled 9, 2, 19 = 30 (3d20)>>675432>Us:Double vacuum palm on one>Alice: Uses ember on the other.
Rolled 16, 10, 6 = 32 (3d20)>>675432Circle throw 1 to 2, Alice use ember on 2, quick attack on 1
Rolled 4, 1, 3 = 8 (3d10)>>675432>Circle Throw one into the other, then Vacuum Wave 'em both!>Alice: Scratch Attack on the one that gets thrown!
>>675451I'll switch to this.
>>675438Unused to the extra speed you hit your first mark knocking the bird out of the air, but your 2nd Vacuum wave misses completely. Alice's ember attack severely damages the other Murkrow, and causing it to become burned."Mate, we aren't doing to hot. These kids are a real pain!" The downed Murkrow states."Lets book it!" The one in the air swoops down grabbing the other one. Making it almost to the stairs before the burn takes its toll, causing him to fall. They both begin to try and make their way to the staircase by foot.>Attack, Action, Item, and roll to stop them2 more turns of double speed
>>675451>>675473It appears in my rush to finish this dungeon I fugged up a bit, but we have one more floor to go.
>>675474Can we use circle throw for a fastball special to throw Alice at the murkrow?
>>675488Yes, just roll and you still have another move.
Rolled 16, 6, 17 = 39 (3d20)Vacuum wave to the farthest, ember to the farthest, repeat vacuum wave to the closest.
Rolled 7, 13, 17 = 37 (3d20)>>675497>Fastball special Alice so she can scratch murkrow one. Vacuum palm other.
Rolled 19, 9, 6 = 34 (3d20)>>675474>Luka: Fastball special! Circle Throw Alice at the enemy.>Luka: Use Quick attack to pursue and catch up.>Alice: Fastball Special into Scratch Attack!
Changing to this >>675540
>>675501>>675534You pick up throw Alice who squeaks in surprise before throwing her at the two. She directly lands on top of all of them in a heap. One of them is completely unconscious from impact and Alice is able to quickly scratch the other one to knock him out as well.>You've leveled up to 8"You could have warned me." She doesn't seem to upset, but she is a bit roughed up. You have taken a small bit of damage as well.>Heal up before moving on>Go directly to the stairs.
>>675573>Keep going.We can rest later we still good somewhat.
>>675573>Check status before healing, to make sure we actually need it.>Apologize to Alice.>Ask Alice if she's been in any dungeons before aside from this one and that practice one.
>>675573>Let's stop and heal. I have a feeling something big is coming up
>>675604>>675616“Sorry, just didn’t want those two jerks to get away.” You motion to the two birds. Before handing her an Oran berry. “We should heal up. Their ‘boss’ might be around.”Alice and you both rest to eat your Oran berries, and you decide to make a little small talk. “So have you ever been into an actual mystery dungeon. Aside from the practice one of course.”Alice chokes on her berry a bit, before quickly replying “O-of course, what kind of rookie do you take me for?”-2 Oran BerriesAs you finish your berries you move onto the next floor.Mist-erious Forest DepthsYou walk into the next floor. It is a simple open room, and you notice Kricketune, is lying prone at the end. You and Alice rush forward before another dark figure swoops in front of you.“Oi brats, what do you think you are doing in my turf? Those two schmucks better not be slacking off again.”“Hey we are an exploration team, and we took out those two ‘shmucks’ out before we came here.” Alice fumes.“Oh so your coppers then? Here to bring me in?”“No we’re here for-““HAHAHA, I knew the day would come that those idiots would see me as a threat, time to send you running home with your tails between your legs!”Boss Battle Starthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ykXdZQl_c&feature=youtu.be>Attack, Action, Item and roll 2d20
Rolled 4, 15 = 19 (2d20)>>675678Bite his ass
Rolled 1, 7 = 8 (2d20)>>675678>Like: Vacuum Palm>Alice:Tail whip.
Rolled 9, 4 = 13 (2d20)>>675684that's dumb. We should use a fighting move instead and throw his ass against the wall with circle toss. Maybe ember will burn him.
>>675684Let me rephrase that>Attack, Action, Item for EACH character and roll
>>675678Use stun speed and then use speed seed on Alice, Tail Whip til defense is really low and beat the hell out of him
>>675712changing my vote to this
>>675712Supporting this it's a great plan
>>675712>>675716>>675728You quickly toss your stun seed at the Honchkrow, stunning him completely. You turn to Alice and tell her to eat the speed seed and tell her to start using tail whip. It takes her a moment to register what your plan is but a devious smirk stains her face as she begins to enact your plan.After several tail whips of the bird statue you feel as though you have lowered his defense enough. And take you place for a devastating blow.>Roll for Circle Throw
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>675751Rolling
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>675751
>>675756>>675762I will take one more roll because I don't want you fucks to fuck this up.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>675763I guess I will roll again
>>675778Why dice why
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>675763Wait stop the samefaggotry
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>675751>>675763I haven't rolled yet!
>>675789I'LL TAKE WHAT I CAN GETYou grab a hold of the birds legs as you begin spinning around and around. before quickly throwing the statue at a nearby mist wall with a satisfying thud. Alice sent a quick ember over to make sure the downed bird stayed down.After a few seconds of him not moving you decide it is your victory!Alice Leveled up to 8You both rush too the aid of Kricketune and use your rescue badge to escape the dungeon.The last outingPlace: Mist-erious ForestLuka cleared the dungeonLevel 8Riolu <Luka> (Steadfast): level 8Weather ScarfMoves:Circle ThrowBiteQuick AttackVacuum WaveAbilities:>General Item KnowledgeYou can now identify most common items found in dungeons and what they do without using them, more obscure and rarer items may need someone more experienced to identify.>Type Advantage BasicYou now gain +1 to any roll if you use an attack that is super effective against an opponentFennekin <Alice> (Blaze): Level 8Orange RibbonMoves:ScratchTail WhipEmberPsybeamBag 16 slots:2x Oran Berries (Heals)3x Apples (Fills Belly)1x Escape orb (Escape Dungeon)1x Speed Seed (Take two actions instead of one for the next 3 actions)1x Cheri Berry (Heals Paralyze)>End session 3I think I should stop trying to fit entire dungeons into one session, next session will be mostly guild and town shit and the session after will be a dungeon.
>>675814Nice job m8>>675819Thanks for the run OP.
>>675814Just pretend this won, I'm too tired to care right now.
>>675824Me too m80. USE REST AND HAVE IT BE SUPER EFFECTIVE.
>>666278>knightly attitude>not a fucking raltsNigga
This looks interesting.Will follow in future sessions.
I have never seen a quest have so many crit fails so close to each other this early in the story
>>676016That's not a starter of PMD nigger
>>677097IGNORE SHITPOSTERS BEGIN ASCENT TO MANLINESS.Welcome back OP.
>>677119Yo, just writing the some stuff up. Will either start around 6 tonight or tomorrow afternoon unless something distracts me. We will begin our ascent as soon as we stop being a bubble blowing baby.>>676425I've also never seen two natural 20s in a row.Anyway this time will probably be a short session to preserve my sanity and I have decided to keep dungeons and over world completely separate to keep me attempting twelve hour sessions. I already feel a bit burned out from the last ones that dragged on, and as you might have been able to tell from the last few posts, I get more irritable and impatient the more tired I am. While I have no real set schedule for this if you guys tell me times and days you would want to see this quest happen I can try and make it happen.With that blog done we will resume your regularly scheduled programing eventually.
>>677190You underestimate the power of blowing bubbles.
>>677209>Order is left to right>Text goes from right to leftIs this what being triggered feels like?
>>677232Now you know.
Yeah I think I'll make the next session tomorrow.
>>673994Ghost blowjob woo!>terrified_luigi.png
And shit came up that shouldn't have because my crew is full of complete retards. I probably will not be able to run tonight.
Next session should be Wednesday
>>695456Nah m8, qm is busy with finals and college stuff.
>>695456Pretty much what >>696371 said. It's my fault for being impatient on starting the quest but I should be able to run tonight and if not tomorrow with no problems.