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Shinobi Quest #43

This quest takes place within the lands of the Five Great Shinobi Nations (aka Narutoverse) starting roughly around the beginning of the original series. The world of this quest remains similar to the original, with slight but notable differences in certain areas, based upon the passage of time from a single slightly altered event.

(It’s a goddamn Naruto Quest, you bastards. Have fun, participate, and write in when you feel inclined. Most of the outcomes of this quest will be determined by you, the players. Critiques and questions are always welcome, as my knowledge of the weeby shit is not all encompassing.)

http://pastebin.com/WiPdCqLH


Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20Quest

Last thread, Tsuki Norihime awoke in the hospital after her intense battle with Nori. After speaking with her father and Danzo, the three headed back to the arena, with Tsuki leaving to find Hinata. After finding her along with Sasuke and Itachi-sensei, Hinata left to begin her match- Tsuki decided to sit in-between the brothers Uchiha to watch.

Whilst Hinata put a great fight, in the end her opponent Gaara was simply too much for her; Itachi had to interfere in the match to stop Gaara from seriously injuring her, or worse. With Hinata’s forfeit, the tournament continues…..

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hahaha! time for ninjas!
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>>663863
i can finally be here from the beginning till the bitter end
show us the pain, wargle
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>>663863
it begins

also courtesy of a delightful drawfriend who was taking requests the past weekend and I was lucky enough to get an open slot.
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Stating the thread right
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>>663881
that's fantastic!
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My body is ready!
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>>663881
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>>663881
Nice get bro
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>>663881
That's awesome! Thanks for making that request.

I am super hyped for this thread!
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LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE
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The crowd murmurs incessantly as Hinata is carried away- Gaara is still frozen in place, locked down by Itachi-sensei’s Sharingan. Once the arena is clear, Itachi ends his genjutsu over Gaara, and returns to his seat. The Suna shinobi shakes his head, as if waking from a dream- only to begin frantically searching for something- or someone. When his eyes find Itachi, he stops; his eye quickly find you as well.

And he smiles.

“Don’t play around with that one, Tsuki. If he expects me to interfere again… he might try something more drastic. The longer you fight him, the more dangerous it will become.” Itachi says from your left.

You can’t help but agree- if you win your match against Sai, you’re going to come straight up against Gaara; something he seems to be looking forward to.

You…

1. Will do what needs to be done to win. No playing around.

2. Are concerned about how the fight will go.

3. Aren’t really worried about it- you’ve had enough of this creep anyway.

4. Have more important things to worry about- like Sai.
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>>663938
>1. Will do what needs to be done to win. No playing around.
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Well
We're probs going to violate sai
Also if we don't pass the exams I call bs bias on Minato
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>>663926
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>>663938
>4. Have more important things to worry about- like Sai.

worry about the murderous ginger bridge when we get to it
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>>663926
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>>663938
>1. Will do what needs to be done to win. No playing around.
No fear Tsuki
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>>663938
4. Have more important things to worry about- like Sai.
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pic related

>>663938
>3. Aren’t really worried about it- you’ve had enough of this creep anyway.
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>>663938
>4. Have more important things to worry about- like Sai.
We have no plan for him
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>>663938
>1
Playing around with any opponent is a fatal move
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>>663938
>1. Will do what needs to be done to win. No playing around.
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>>663938
>1. Will do what needs to be done to win. No playing around.
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>>663938
>1. Will do what needs to be done to win. No playing around.
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>1. Will do what needs to be done to win. No playing around.

Hi Wargle!

>>663926
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>>663938
>1. Will do what needs to be done to win. No playing around.

Let's crush it
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>>663938
>1. Will do what needs to be done to win. No playing around.
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>>663938
>1. Will do what needs to be done to win. No playing around.
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>>663938
>1. Will do what needs to be done to win. No playing around.
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>>663938
>1. Do what needs to be done to win. No playing around.

Take him the fuck OUT
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>>663938
>1. Will do what needs to be done to win. No playing around.
I know I can't kill him Sensei but what are the rules of dismemberment?
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>>663926
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>>663960
Sais ink beast have a crippling weakness to ninjutsu
we can make it rain and go in with swords
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>>663938
>1. Will do what needs to be done to win. No playing around.
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>>663938
>1. Will do what needs to be done to win. No playing around.
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>>663982

He's likely stronger than us with kenjutsu.
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>>663965
You planning on doing a wrestling quest or grail war quest
Cause I want to get into a feud with someone then shoot them with a gun but I also want to ride around with black beard
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>>663938
>1. Will do what needs to be done to win. No playing around.
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>>663982
>>663990
so, rain then lightning techniques?
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

Lets see how the dice are feeling tonight Rolling to make Gaara's heart go doki doki
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>>664001

That will hurt us too, likely.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>664002
hmm I haven't rolled a d100 today iirc, let's see...
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>>663997
>a wrestling quest or grail war quest
do both
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>>664001
Make gaara go full defence with a wide-area fireball, then move in and pour molten glass on his head with stellar techniques.
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No games.

Writing.
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>>664016
I think we were talking strategy for Sai, who we have to fight before Gaara.
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>>664040
who gives a shit about that jobber?
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A good question here is are we even gonna get to fight Gaara before everything goes straight to shit?
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My suggestion for Sai fight is the following

>Stage 1
Make it rain too counter ink summons

>Stage 2
Engage with lightning jutsu and swordplay with clones, we make up for our possibly weaker sword skills with numbers.

>Notes
While we can use afterglow do not use the exploding clones, save those as a suprise for sandman.
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>>663938
Could you post the brackets again please?
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>>664048
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>>664049
All that chakra blasting off fire jutsu. Makes you wish we had a water jutsu huh?
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>>664049
does fire jutsu beat out the ink beasts?
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>>664048
If its anything like canon we'll be the cause of it
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“Absolutely, sensei. Playing around with someone like him is unwise- and likewise, I’ll need to show my serious side as well.” You say, only a little anger showing through.

He was going to hurt Hinata- or worse- just to get at you. There won’t be time for any games.

“Will Tsuki Norihime and Sai Hatake please report to the arena! You have 10 minutes!” Genma’s voice announces.

Tch. Your match with Sai looms, although you really hadn’t thought too much about it. Your time since taking the Soldier pill has been minimal- but you really do feel a lot better. Not at your peak, of course, but much better than before.

Taking a deep breath, you stand- and feel the energy from your shadow clone return to you from the boxes far above. With it come Father and Danzo’s cheers and observations- and good luck wishes from both of them. Danzo in particular seems very interested in your upcoming match:

“Your next opponent may not be as physically powerful as your last- but he’s been trained by the Copy Ninja. He possesses much potential- do not fight him with anything less that your full ability.”

The old shinobi smiles.

“I believe in you, Tsuki. Show them your victory as no fluke.”

Itachi, for his part offers you some advice as well-

“He’s been trained by Kakashi, Tsuki. Be ready for anything- he’ll likely be playing very carefully with you now that he’s seen what you’re capable of. If you can surprise him, push that advantage.”

Sasuke also has some words of encouragement:

“Hey, this guy should be a piece of cake for you! Stay on your toes, and you’ll make it all the way to the finals. I look forward to that.” he says with a small smile.

You…

1. Press Itachi fore more advice.

2. Promise to meet Sasuke in the finals.

3. Head off to the arena- and give the signal to the orchestra. You want to keep up this act.
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>>664057
unfortunately that shit is our opposite element and hard to learn... ah well next time.
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>>664057
Well yeah, but that would have costed us something else which we'd need so keep your salt to yourself we'll get to water release soon enough
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>>664061
>3. Head off to the arena- and give the signal to the orchestra. You want to keep up this act.

time for GLORIOUS DOMINATION
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>>664061
>2. Promise to meet Sasuke in the finals
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>>664013
At the same time preferably
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>>664061
>3. Head off to the arena- and give the signal to the orchestra. You want to keep up this act.
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>>664061
3. Head off to the arena- and give the signal to the orchestra. You want to keep up this act.
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>>664061
>2. Promise to meet Sasuke in the finals.
and
>3. Head off to the arena- and give the signal to the orchestra. You want to keep up this act.

what are we if not dramatic
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>>664013
Like Pro wrestling Grail War
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>>664061
>3. Head off to the arena- and give the signal to the orchestra. You want to keep up this act.
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>>664061
>1. Press Itachi fore more advice.
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>>664061
>2 we'll see you there
Hang back on the music for now
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>>664061
>3. Head off to the arena- and give the signal to the orchestra. You want to keep up this act.
Have them play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0sw2CgysWY
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>>664049
Don't we have more fights the same day? We totally won't have long enough to recover after doing all this.
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>>664061
>2. Promise to meet Sasuke in the finals.
>3. Head off to the arena- and give the signal to the orchestra. You want to keep up this act.
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>>664061
>3
This needs to become a tradition of the leaf if the people like it enough
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>>664084
Saber Cena best Saber.

>>664055
Everything I've found is PDF. If you want me to, I can make something shitty in paint.
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>>664061
1. Press Itachi fore more advice.
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>>664103
Fuck you Wargle Saber Michaels was the best, I don't give a shit about what he did to Saber Heart either
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>>664094
Totally
There's a recess in between the stages but the tournament is happening today
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>>664094
then we just make it rain that the only necessity and when shadow clones dissipate we get the chakra back so they are good too.
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>>664103

Post the brackets on Twitter.
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>>664061
2. Promise to meet Sasuke in the finals.
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>>664061
>3. Head off to the arena- and give the signal to the orchestra. You want to keep up this act.

>>664103
>Saber Cena
Surely his presence concealment would make him Assassin?
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>>664061
>3. Head off to the arena- and give the signal to the orchestra. You want to keep up this act.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5hU9OKE-cc
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>>664061
>2. Promise to meet Sasuke in the finals.

"Sorry you won't be fighting Garra, mister 'Crimson Beast'."
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>>664061
>2. Promise to meet Sasuke in the finals.
>3. Head off to the arena- and give the signal to the orchestra. You want to keep up this act.
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>>664066
You're the salty one here.
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>>664106
>>664103
>Saber
Wow such plebs
Everyone knows Gilgamesh H is the best
Also now that I think about it
Why is sabers noble phantasm giant sword laser instead of summing th Knights of the round table
Cause
You know
King of Knights
Leader of the round table
What there most known for
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>>664103
>>664106

Heath Saber is best Saber

Double Wide is best Noble Phantasm
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>>664128
Pray explain?
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>>664121
Everyone knows Jericho would be rider, mad swag.
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Anons if were getting a third element it needs to be earth so we can have a counter to water since thats what its weak too.
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>>664121
Sin Cara is Assassin

there's multiples of him and he can make it look like an accident
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>>664131
Seth saber is best saber
His ability has to be pretty good
Seeing as he stabbed his sword straight threw the chest of the best Brock lessssssssssssssnar
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>>664141
But his weakness is that he has a 65% chance at killing himself in combat
All the time
Every time he tries to do something
El generico is a better assassin
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>>664139
The great news is that either one will allow us to do combination jutsu with a shadow clone.
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>>664146
Berserker Lesnar cannot be defeated.

Also, time for more theatrics. Writing.
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>>664166
I just realized

The Rock would be Archer, no one shines as brightly as the Rock
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Maybe we can try too make a deal with Sai. He's likely already passed by getting this far and as such is already a chunin, we have personal beef with Gaara and would like preserve as much power as possible considering how hard we are about too fight.

So how about you step down as you are most likly too have passed and then i'll be in a better position too fight Gaara.

The alternative is we fight here both are weakened and gaara picks us off. what do ya say Sai?
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>>664172
Best Caster
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>>664172
What would triple h be? A Gilgamesh variant?
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>>664193
>not Rider
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>>663997
strangely enough, I was planning a one-shot wrestle quest a while back. I may just bring out that notebook at some point.

Regardless, I'll finish Ninja Monk Quest first

I was also warned against Grail Wars sooo...
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>>664193
He could be Rider, Caster, Berserker, Assassin or Saber. Probably lancer or Archer too. Dude's got a fuck ton of range. He's more or less the Hercules of WWE.
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>>664193
>Best caster
>not Paul haymen with his new magic and the ability to call on all Paul haymen guys
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>>664197
Triple H would have to be....

Probably Lancer or maybe Berserker
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>>664209
*jew
On phone
Autocorrect why
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>>664161
but his shitty lights helps conceal his presence
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>>664210
But cerebral assassian
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>>664199
No one ever finishes their fucking Grail Quests.
Ive seen at least 3 this year.
They all started great but then they stopped after the second or third thread.
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>>664072
>>664084
>>664013
>>664103
>>664146
>>664166
>>664198
>>664193
WWE x Holy Grail War 100% happening in the future, even if a one-shot

let this be proof of my claim to it
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>>664214
But that dosen't help if he breaks his beak in the middle of sneaking
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>>664210
Nah, Lancer has to be Goldberg, Edge or Rhyno.
Spear
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>>664218
Nah, I'd stick with it if I had the voters
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>>664210
Not Lesnar as Berserker?
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>>664229
Edge is assassin(first money in the bank cash in) or lancer (spear)
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>And now, a message from our sponsors!
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>>664250
Big Show is Berserker.
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What the hell would cm punk be?
Assassian cause he dosen't exist?
He would definitely have the perks voice of the voiceless and best in the world
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Instead of wasting time, you make your way to the arena hastily. Reaching the entrance within a few minutes, you peer into the arena- but don’t see Sai.

Interesting.

“Genin, you have TWO minutes remaining, I would encourage-”

You decide to cut Genma off; it will be more entertaining this way.

You give the signal- a sharp whistle. At one, you hear the band rumble to life.

In mere moments, they begin to play your song once again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM

You smile, and begin to sashay into the arena.

This time, instead of awed silence, you’re met with cheers- seems your people know they’re in for a good show.

Basking in the appreciation of your fans, you strike a pose in the center of the ring to match the crescendo of the song. As it continues to play, you make a showing of searching for your foe, who is still absent. This illicites laughter- good. They’re in the palm of your hand!

Once the music begins to fade, Genma begins to speak.

“Well, If Sai does not want to make his his appearance, then…”


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rg9B47Zr5g


On this queue, a single black blade is thrown into the arena, striking the earth. Ink oozes forth from holes along its side- eventually forming a pool large enough to fall into.
However, rising out of this inky darkness, is none other than Sai, who collects his blade as he does so, sheathing it opposite his white-hilted blade.

“Sorry to keep you waiting. Couldn’t let you be the only one with a cool entrance.” Sai says with a wry smile.

“Ah, well, it seems our other contestant has decided to join us! Very well then…”

“Tsuki Norihime VS. Sai Hatake!”

“BEGIN!”

Sai stands across from you- but he isn't moving. In fact, he just seems to be evaluating you.

You...

1. Rush forward and attack with your blades!

2. Attack with your regular techniques!

3. Play defensively, and observe.

4. Engage him with stellar techniques!
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>>664288
>3. Play defensively, and observe.
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>>664288
>1. Rush forward and attack with your blades!
Conserve chakra for Gaara fight
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>>664288
>2. Attack with your regular techniques!
Throw out some Pheonix Fires for basic stuff.
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>>664288
>3. Play defensively, and observe.

He's got some weird stuff. We'd better scope things out first.
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>>664288
>3. Play defensively, and observe.

Blades out, see what sort of new things he's got that he didn't show last time.
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>>664288
3. Play defensively, and observe.
Make it rain while we do so.
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>>664275
Lesner is better berserker because he's called the BEAST INCARCERATE BROOOCK LESSSSSSNR
Big show is definitely a beserker tho
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>>664288
>3. Play defensively, and observe.
We know jack shit about him, time for caution and patience.
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>>664288
>5. Make it rain
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>>664288
>1. Rush forward and attack with your blades!
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>>664288
>3. Play defensively, and observe.
he'll likely try to do the same
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>>664288
>2. Attack with your regular techniques!

rainy day
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>>664288
>Play defensively and observe
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>>664288
>3
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>>664288
This in every sense of the phrase
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>>664288
>2. Attack with your regular techniques!
>3. Play defensively, and observe.
Use the Fire Dragon to size up his dodging skills but focus on making the rain clouds too counter his summons
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>>664288
>3. Play defensively, and observe.
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>>664288
>2. Attack with your regular techniques!
Hard and fast.
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>>664288
3. Play defensively, and observe.
Use Phoenix Flower Technique to gauge his reactions and gain field control.
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>>664288
>2. Attack with your regular techniques!
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>>664319
>>664314
>>664305

You sure you wanna go chakra heavy right off the bat?
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THE LANCER WHO'S MORE DEADLY THAN CANCER
THE BERSERKER THAT'S A FIVE STAR WORKER
THE RIDER WHO IS A VICTORY PROVIDER
THE SABER THAT DOES THE BEST LABOR
THE MASTER CASTER
THE OUTCLASSIN' ASSASSIN
THE ARCHER OF ENEMY DEPARTURE it sucks I know
THE ONE THAT CAN'T FAIL TO WIN THE GRAIL

AJ STYLES
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Playing defensive.

Writing.
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>>664339
This is the best thread ever, fucking hell I'm laughing way too hard.
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>>664339
I don't follow wrestling, but I'd follow the shit out of a wrestling quest.
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>>664340
yeah sure, "writing" I saw you posting in Gobble's pokemon quest!

(it's all good.)
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For a heartbeat, you and Sai simply hold each other’s vision- then begin to circle one another.

“Huh, I was expecting a little more aggression right out of the gate from you. Have I misjudged you, Merchant Princess?” Sai goads, his blades drawn.

“Nonsense- a high class lady like myself wouldn’t dare make the first move. Besides, I wouldn’t dare strike some poor starving artist.” You tease.

“Speaking of art, would like a portrait done after we’ve finished? Such a striking beauty filled with the despair of defeat- it would be a masterpiece.” Sai fires back.

“I must decline- though you would be lucky to able to paint one of my beauty. Ohohohoho!~” You laugh.

“Besides, those paintings of yours have a nasty habit of coming to life. Who knows what kind of mischief it would cause.”

“No more than the source material, I’d wager.” Sai retorts.

The pale shinobi breaks from your circle, spitting globs of ink across the arena as he does so.

The globs quickly form into images of Sai- ink clones?

“It wouldn’t be fun if you took me out too quickly, after all.” Sai’s voice calls from behind the clones.

You can see him rustling in has pack for something- and you probably shouldn’t give him that chance.

You…

1. Take out his clones with a technique! (Which one?)

2. Contest his control of the battlefield with Phoenix FLowers!

3. Try to influence the battlefield a different way, using Great Dragon Fire!

4. Engage Afterglow to quickly put a stop to him!
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>>664437
>3. Try to influence the battlefield a different way, using Great Dragon Fire!
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>>664437
>3. Try to influence the battlefield a different way, using Great Dragon Fire!
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>>664437
>3. Try to influence the battlefield a different way, using Great Dragon Fire!
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>>664437
>3. Try to influence the battlefield a different way, using Great Dragon Fire!
Let's make it rain.
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>>664437
>3. Try to influence the battlefield a different way, using Great Dragon Fire!
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>>664437
>3. Try to influence the battlefield a different way, using Great Dragon Fire!
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>>664437
>>2. Contest his control of the battlefield with Phoenix FLowers!
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>>664437
>3. Try to influence the battlefield a different way, using Great Dragon Fire!
Make it rain.
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>>664437
>>3. Try to influence the battlefield a different way, using Great Dragon Fire!
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>>664437
>2. Contest his control of the battlefield with Phoenix FLowers!
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>>664460
Anon...
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>>664460
pfffft ahahahaha
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>>664437
>3. Try to influence the battlefield a different way, using Great Dragon Fire!
He already saw the Phoenix Flowers, so give him a little surprise.
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>>664460
that's lewd as fuck

>>664466
are you proud of us now, wargle?
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>>664437
Last battle we did control through phoenix fire so he's probably expecting that.

>3. Try to influence the battlefield a different way, using Great Dragon Fire!
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>>664466
How many virgins do I have to sacrifice to get good artfags?
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>>664437
>3. Try to influence the battlefield a different way, using Great Dragon Fire!
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>>664475
Be a better qm.
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>>664475
At least one more, as always.
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>>664475
My demand is 20
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>>664483
so 20 regular posters must be sacrificed for one artfag?
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>>664483
Man I would love to see you draw for Space Pirate Quest
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Time to make it rain!

Or try to, anyway.

Writing!

>>664483
I am just astounded by all of this, really.
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>>664488
eh it's less needed there since all the characters are visually based off of existing characters who already have art, not that a drawfag wouldn't be highly appreciated. especially if they tried drawing the mechs.
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>>664498
Your right, I wish the guy who did the original Kaiser didn't flake once we went Harem
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>>664500
>guy who did the original Kaiser
That guy was fantastic. But people like what they like in quests, you can't please everyone, just the majority of voters.
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>>664466
Wargle...
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>>664500
eh harems a controversial decision, i'm surprised it's worked out as well as it has honestly.
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>>664513
pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft

I can't
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>>664513
oh jesus that's perfect, we gotta get Tsuki some glasses later on.
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Gotta think ahead- these clones are just distractions. He’s likely preparing his ink beasts, or something similar; better to neutralize them all in one fell swoop!

Simple taijutsu maneuvers are enough to keep the clones at bay whilst you knead the chakra- while they’re a bit more solid than normal clones, they certainly aren’t shadow clones.

You release several blasts of Great Dragon Fire into the sky, placed at strategic locations- though it’s hard to gauge just how many are necessary- and even then, it will take time. The sky today is cloudy already, which should help somewhat.

Roll to determine effectiveness!

You know what to roll.
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>>664514
I can understand that but just imagine how salty everyone would have gotten with all the choices we have? We would still be fighting the Green Skulls right now
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>664524
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>664524

Rolling.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>664524
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>664524
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>664524
>took trip off in pokemon
>kept it off

lad
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>664524
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>664524
Dosh King guide my roll
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>>664524
I dunno, d500?
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>>664524
Posting somewhere else, Wargle?
>>664521
Doesn't she have Ebisu's?
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>>664524
put yer trip back on!

>>664533
woot
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>>664535
Hush

>>664513
MY LORD
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>>664533
Nice!

>>664524
also just keep your trip on, Wargle. Gobble is a cool enough dude that he doesn't mind and you deserve some recognition for being such a chill QM
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>>664524
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>>664533
I hope that is good enough
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>>664542
eh those are dark so you can't do the shiny glasses thing as effectively.
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>>664533
Nice roll, anon.

Writing.
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C-could it be? Kirin! It's here!
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>>664556
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>>664553
Sure you can.
Just use a bright blue or green for the shine, or like a glint on her right eye in the image.
The colors indicating what DARK version of the color it actually is.
I'd vote green just to keep it from getting ate by the hair personally.
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so when are we going to complete our father's dream of the modern flying warship
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>>664556
yes
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>>664562
So we have the kamehameha wave, the spirit bomb, and the kaioh ken. When do we get distructo disk and frieza's emperor death beam?
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The flames seem to cause some churning amongst the clouds above- good. Hard to tell when exactly it will begin, but…

Your thought pattern is interrupted by a loud *BWOOSH* noise- Sai’s Ink beasts, or something similar, probably.

But what billows forth isn’t a lion, snake, or hawk, as you’ve seen before.

A great dragon rises, cloaked in the smoke. It’s… quite large.

While several of his clones have dissipated, the real Sai looks on smugly from behind the dragon.

“It seems you’re holding back? I wouldn’t advise it- but if you’re so intent on losing, so be it!”

“Shenlong- strike!” Sai commands.

The large ink beast rears back, preparing to strike! You’ll likely only have a few moments…


You…

1. Try to dodge it!

2. Meet it head on with a Great Dragon Fire!

3. Meet it head on with a Great Stellar Fireball!

4. Meet it head on with a Shooting Star!

5. Engage afterglow to evade the dragon!
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>>664598
>2. Meet it head on with a Great Dragon Fire!
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>>664598
>2. Meet it head on with a Great Dragon Fire!
helps the rain along.
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>>664598
>5. Engage afterglow to evade the dragon!
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>>664598
>1. Try to dodge it!
Might as well do what half of Shenron's creator would want.
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>>664598
>4. Meet it head on with a Shooting Star!
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>>664598
Wargle, you are fuckin up all over the place, boss

>2. Meet it head on with a Great Dragon Fire!
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>>664598
>2. Meet it head on with a Great Dragon Fire!
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>>664598
>3. Meet it head on with a Great Stellar Fireball!
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>>664598
>1. Try to dodge it!
while activating afterglow

just need it to dodge long enough for the rain to start
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>>664598
>2. Meet it head on with a Great Dragon Fire!
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>>664598
>1. Try to dodge it!
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>>664598
>2. Meet it head on with a Great Dragon Fire!

Time for some hot dragon-on-dragon action.
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>>664598
1
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>>664598
3. Meet it head on with a Great Stellar Fireball!
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>>664607
Yeah, I'm cracking into the redbull. Got a big one today. One symbol off and the whole thing falls apart!
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>>664598
>2. Meet it head on with a Great Dragon Fire!
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>>664598
>2. Meet it head on with a Great Dragon Fire!
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>>664598
>2. Meet it head on with a Great Dragon Fire!
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>>664598
>2. Meet it head on with a Great Dragon Fire!


I can safely say we're officially boned.
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>>664623
Don't worry, we might still love you
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>>664623
Got my tablet in one hand and a pompom in the other. You can do it Wargmeister
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GREAT
DRAGON
FIYAH!

Roll me those d100 lads and ladies.
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>664643
Save us shane
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>>664643
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>>664643

BURN BABY BURN
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>>664646
.....We don't use crits right?
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>>664646
no crits
no crits

we all agreed ages ago no crits
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>>664646
Dragon food.
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>>664645
>>664646
>>664647
No crits means our average is still pretty meh.
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>>664645
ANON.

WHY DID YOU FUCK UP.
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>>664645
>>664643
There ya go anon.
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>>664645
:'D

>>664650
No sir. Level of success or failure is based upon how well or badly you pass/fail the DC, which I may or may not tell you after the fact.
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>>664662
Im pretty steamed my roll got fucked
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>>664667
What, because it didn't link properly? You're fine.

Writing.
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>>664667
Don't worry Almost-Satan, I think he just takes the best of three rolls.
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>>664691
No I thought the 1 fucked it then I realised I was wrong
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>>664696
Ours is a merciful, if not skillful, QM
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>>664694
Just because I sold my soul for good dice rolls on a mongolian basket weaving forum doesn't mean anything
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>>664242
Oh Red I'd stick with it, there are only a couple of franchises that are my favorite: Gundam, Dragon Ball, SMT, and Type Moon. If I could write I would do one of those. For type moon though it would be either a KnK spooky investigations type thing or Grail war
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You knead fire chakra in your stomach- and continue to knead it until the very last recond.

The dragon bears down on you, it’s jaws open wide.

You inhale sharply through your nose- adding fuel to the roaring fire within your belly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL0F0fyHQpA

With the dragon’s maw mere inches from your face, you release it- a massive Great Dragon Fire, easily three times the size of any other you’ve released.

Great Dragon Fire!” you shout, as the blazing behemoth comes forth- completely enveloping the ink dragon.

The blast travels along the dragon’s body- completely drying out and cracking the ink where it doesn’t outright burn it away.

As the creature is reduced to foul smelling ash, the blast travels higher and higher into the sky- directly into a pool of rather dark clouds.

Sai’s roar can be heard across the arena as he charges at you, blades drawn. Unsheathing your blades in turn, you turn to face him.

He leaps in to attack, and the ringing of steel echos throughout the arena. You can see it on his face- that dragon was something he worked really hard on.

As you clash, there’s a loud rumbling- and then a crash of thunder.

It begins to rain.
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>>664725
there goes all his ink based jutsu.

gg no re
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Poor Sai, he tried so hard but the roll game was ridiculous
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>>664725
Ok, light him up gents.
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>>664725
Ah yes, the unadulterated suffering of losing the art you've worked on for hours.
Image somewhat related
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>>664725
Lightning time, and he's the only one with drawn metal on him~
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>>664784
>Unsheathing your blades in turn, you turn to face him.
Still a good idea if we put them away to do it.
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Sai’s eyes widen as the drops begin to fall- you can see the remainder of his ink clones beginning to melt under the moisture.

His anger seems to fade at once- he backs off and takes a different battle stance.

“Seems hidden powers aren’t all that’s in your bag of tricks, Norihime.” Sai observes.

You offhandedly look at your finely manicured nails.

“You should look into acrylics, Hatake. Maybe then your colors wouldn’t run?” you respond smugly.


He chuckles, and switches blades, the shining White Fang in his main hand.

“Guess it’s brute force then.”

With that, he runs directly at you, blades extended. Seems he plans on making this a Taijutsu contest.

You..

1. Oblige him!

2. Engage Afterglow, and move in for the kill!

3. Avoid him- you don’t to make this into a Taijutsu battle!
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>>664791
3. Avoid him- you don’t to make this into a Taijutsu battle!
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>>664725
>3.
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>>664791
>3. Avoid him- you don’t to make this into a Taijutsu battle!
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>>664791
>3. Avoid him- you don’t to make this into a Taijutsu battle!
use afterglow whenever he tries to close the gap and keep hitting him with lightning jutsu
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>>664791
>3. Avoid him- you don’t to make this into a Taijutsu battle!
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>>664791
>3.
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>>664791
>3. Avoid him- you don’t to make this into a Taijutsu battle!

Yeah, nah.
Lightning time!
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>>664791
3.

Gotta end this quick.
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>>664791
>3. Avoid him- you don’t to make this into a Taijutsu battle!

A lady doesn't needlessly dirty her hands.
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>>664791
>3. Avoid him- you don’t to make this into a Taijutsu battle!
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>>664791
>3. Avoid him- you don’t to make this into a Taijutsu battle!

That's a mighty fine blade you got there. I'd be a damn shame if it was used as a lightning rod.
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Alright, time to play keep away!

Do you want to engage Afterglow?

1. Yes
2. No
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>>664791
>3. Avoid him- you don’t to make this into a Taijutsu battle!
Shock and awe time?
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>>664827
>1. Yes
We really should not take chances here
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>>664827
>2. No
Save the chakra we need to be as close to full as we can be when we fight Gaara
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>>664827
>2. No
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>>664827
>2. No
We want some energy left for the next fight.
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>>664827
>1. Yes
No chances, plus the lightning damage boost would be nice. His sword makes a great conductor after all.
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>>664827
>1. Yes
might as well, probably looks pretty in the rain too.
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>>664827
>1. Yes
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>>664827
>1. No
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>>664769
I still think it's beautiful, anon.
>>664827
>2. No
Even though we already revealed it, we shouldn't rely on Stellar. Despite what Dad thinks, we're no Hashirama. And Stellar, while being stellar, isn't quite as broken as Wood.
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>>664827
>1. Yes
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>>664827
>2. No
unless absolutely necessary
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>1. Yes
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>>664827
>2. No
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>>664827
>No
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>>664827
>2. No
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>>664827
>1.
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>>664769
Glorious
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>>664827
>2. No
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>>664827
No. Burning up so much chakra (and bodily stamina) during each match that we have to consume a meth pill afterwards sounds like a very, very bad idea in the long run.
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>>664827
>>664838
Ok I guess ill change too
>No

but be ready to kick it off at a moments notice.
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>>664827

>No.
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Alright, no stellar.

How successful are we feeling tonight?

1d100, first three.
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>>664869

Dosh Gods keep us safe
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>>664869
Here we go

>>664871
I LOVE YOU ANON
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>>664869
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>>664869
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>>664871
God, poor Sai.

He just got dumpstered.

Let's hope that wasn't the last of our luck and won't cause Gaara to be an unadulterated fuckfest.
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>>664871
those fuckin pictures man
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>>664871
the fuck is with our luck with money related shit
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>>664874
My luck has to go somewhere since my other favorite quest isn't running this week
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>>664880
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>>664871

Power of capitalism!
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>>664871
I love that this is so strong
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>>664871
Man, you're rolling well tonight.

I should put you into the punishment box.

Writing.
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>>664886
Fuckin' rich people genes, man.

>>664889
Bless you good sir.
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>>664882
For Gaara is really hope we just instantly pop afterglow make 2 clones which dive in to him to cut him up and explode on his face while the real us charges the attack we learned from Itachi and just blow him away.
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>>664902
You wouldn't be the first qm who I fucked with my rolls
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>>664908
No, 3 clones.

Two to explode and hopefully cause some armor glassing. That should hold him still long enough for another clone to hold him still for us to special beam cannon him. If he breaks free, it explodes and the process repeats.

Maybe we should just have a lot of clones and just have them take turns holding him still and then exploding.

Just a line of clones, one holds him, then as it explodes another turns in its ticket, walks forward, and grabs a hold of him.
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>>664914
Nah, I'm kidding. I'm happy when you guys roll well. Means everybody comes out fine.

:'D
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>>664902
we're wealthy enough to give him a nice funeral for his pride after this if we're feeling nice enough, probably
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>>664930
Well, everyone except Sai.
I do not believe he is having a good time.
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I almost feel bad for him.
Almost.
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You wonder how much training Sai has done in the rain?

Thanks to Itachi-sensei, you’ve done plenty.

Sai charges at you, but you simply spin to the side. He tries to pivot and strike, but momentarily loses his footing- and just like that, you’re gone, using the shunshin to move across the battlefield.

He takes off after you using the same technique- learned from his brother, perhaps?- but again, he seems unprepared to stop. As such, when he reappears, he skids- and with a simple leg sweep, he’s landed face first.

Giggling like a madwoman, you dance across the arena, avoiding any of his strikes.

Finally, he’s breathing heavily, and soaking wet- meanwhile, you’re feeling pretty good.

"You look like one of your melted clones, Sai!" You call out cheerily.

How do you want to proceed?

1. Use Lightning strike to fry him! You haven’t used stellar so far- show them all that you don’t just rely on stellar!

2. Use Stellar Lightning Strike! Take him out with one strong attack- and put on the fireworks you’re becoming known for!

3. Do something else entirely! (What?)
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>>664942
GET BACK ON THE C SQUAD WITH YOUR BASIC BLONDE BITCH, SAI. THE ADULTS ARE TRYING TO FIGHT HERE.
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>>664951
>2. Use Stellar Lightning Strike! Take him out with one strong attack- and put on the fireworks you’re becoming known for!

get bullied, nerd
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>>664951
>1. Use Lightning strike to fry him! You haven’t used stellar so far- show them all that you don’t just rely on stellar!
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>>664951
>1. Use Lightning strike to fry him! You haven’t used stellar so far- show them all that you don’t just rely on stellar!
Save the chakra for Gaara
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>>664951
>1. Use Lightning strike to fry him! You haven’t used stellar so far- show them all that you don’t just rely on stellar!
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>>664951
>1. Use Lightning strike to fry him! You haven’t used stellar so far- show them all that you don’t just rely on stellar!
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>>664951
1. Use Lightning strike to fry him! You haven’t used stellar so far- show them all that you don’t just rely on stellar!
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>>664951
>1. Use Lightning strike to fry him! You haven’t used stellar so far- show them all that you don’t just rely on stellar!

I CAN HATE YOU TO DEATH
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>>664951
>1. Use Lightning strike to fry him! You haven’t used stellar so far- show them all that you don’t just rely on stellar!

Can't be too exhausted before we face sand boy.
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>>664951
>1. Use Lightning strike to fry him! You haven’t used stellar so far- show them all that you don’t just rely on stellar!
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>>664951
>1. Use Lightning strike to fry him! You haven’t used stellar so far- show them all that you don’t just rely on stellar!
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>>664951
>2. Use Stellar Lightning Strike! Take him out with one strong attack- and put on the fireworks you’re becoming known for!

Being hella flashy plays to the image we're creating. Sure stellar is more expensive short term but ending this faster means less chance of things going wrong and causing us to tire ourselves out more by having to whittle him down.
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1. Use Lightning strike to fry him! You haven’t used stellar so far- show them all that you don’t just rely on stellar!

wew
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>>664951
>1. Use Lightning strike to fry him! You haven’t used stellar so far- show them all that you don’t just rely on stellar!
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>>664951
>1. Use Lightning strike to fry him! You haven’t used stellar so far- show them all that you don’t just rely on stellar!
Preserve what chakra we can, the enviroment set this up for us so hit it. Cartwheel with our hand on his back so we don't get struck and fry him, nice and toasty
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>>664951
>1. Use Lightning strike to fry him! You haven’t used stellar so far- show them all that you don’t just rely on stellar!
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>>664888
which quest would that be?
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>>664951
>1. Use Lightning strike to fry him! You haven’t used stellar so far- show them all that you don’t just rely on stellar!
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>>664951
>Use Lightning strike to fry him!

We'll have plenty of time for fireworks with Gaara
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>>664951
>1. Use Lightning strike to fry him! You haven’t used stellar so far- show them all that you don’t just rely on stellar!
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>>664951
>1. Use Lightning strike to fry him! You haven’t used stellar so far- show them all that you don’t just rely on stellar!
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>>664951
>1. Use Lightning strike to fry him! You haven’t used stellar so far- show them all that you don’t just rely on stellar!
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...just realized something, there is no way poor sai can know Chidori...he has no sharingan.
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Writing.
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>>664977
MSPQ, Wong's laptop fried itself so he won't be back till Tuesday
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>>664986
And doesn't have natural affinity for lightning, either.

What a failure.
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>>664986
the truly sad part is that Tsuki can use afterglow to come closer to chidori than he ever will
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>>664996
suffering is good for an artist
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>>664992
I want this edited to be tsuki

It's perfect
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>>664986
>>664996
>>664997

Don´t bully the mongrels!
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>>665008
I don't I mock, Mongrels are for mocking because they thought they had a chance. LEARN YOUR PLACE MONGRELS!
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>>665008
is it bullying if it's true?
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>>665017
Can a female soldier do the same physical labor as a male soldier?
No.
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(Until the fight ends, anyway.)

You almost feel sorry for him.

He runs at you, blades raised- like that’s going to work?

Again, you slip past him, this time easily sliding underneath his blades.

Sai catches himself, but just as he turns, you finish the hand symbols.

There’s a high-pitched whining as the electricity gathers in your hand-

“Lightning Release: Lightning Strike!”

Holding out your hand, the surge of lightning strikes full on- hitting both of his bared blades, and directly in the chest.

For a moment, you hold- continuing to surge power into him. He drops to his knees.

The electricity dissipates. The stink of ozone permeates the arena- but Sai is still kneeling, his eyes facing the sky, rain spattering on his face.


1. Again!

2. Tell him to give up- he’s outmatched!
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>>665010
its what he gets for trying to talk shit
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>>665024
>2. Tell him to give up- he’s outmatched!
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>>665024
>1. Again!
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>>665024
>1. Again!
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>>665024
>1. Again!
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>>665024
>1. Again!
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>>665024
>2
Wait for response. If he doesn't...
>1
Sorry Sai.
That pose is begging for it.
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>>665024
>1. Again!
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>>665024
> 1. Again!
Just a little one.
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>>665024
>1.
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>>665024
1. Again!

AGAIN

A G A I N
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>>665024
>3. Knock him out with a blow to the back of the head with our war fan.
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>>665024
>1. Again!
Sai please step down, if he don't fry him. Be polite.
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>>665024
>1. Again!
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>>665024
>1. Again!
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>>665024
>2. Tell him to give up- he’s outmatched!

But have something at the ready in case he tries anything funny
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>Again!

Writing.
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Can we please just ask him too step down while we do the hand signs, if he gives hostile intent light him up, but if he's done just let it go
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>>665051
AGAIN
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Aight so who's in charge of funeral arrangements?
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>>665053
Danzo.
Presumably.
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sigh... minato's gonna whine about excessive force isn't he.
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>>665059
He'll find something to complain about no matter what we do
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>>665059
We are gonna hit him out with the same amount of shock that a buzzer hand has
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>>665059
Minato has no right to whine after he didnt interfere in our match with Nori.
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>>665064
>>665059
You mean the last two matches where Tsuki FLAWLESS VICTORY'd an ascended Jinchuriki, and a way more experienced summon specialist?
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>>665059
>>665064
I still say we should ban minato from ichiraku's after this for not interfering when nori went feral.
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Is he still even conscious ?
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>>665069
He won't be, shortly.
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You need to end this quickly- and you doubt he’ll just give up, anyway.

Not after how soundly you’ve beaten him.

You perform the handsigns again- and the whine of the electricity returns.

The arena is silent, save the rainfall and the crackling energy in your hand-

But you can barely hear it over the blood pumping in your ears.

“Lightning Release: Lightning Strike!”

The bolt strikes him once more- you see the shinobi grit his teeth.

Again, you hold it- and again, Sai tries to withstand it.

This time, however, it is beyond him.

The pale shinobi collapses, and you break off the bolt of energy.

You look to Genma, who holds up one hand.

Walking down to the arena, he stops just before Sai.

“Well, you certainly put on a show, Tsuki. Maybe a little much there at the end… but it look’s like he’s out. I’ll announce your victory.” Genma says, his face giving nothing away.

As he produces the microphone, though, you both see it- Sai is gripping the hem of Genma’s pants.

Genma kneels down, taking the Shinobi by the hand.

“You did well, Sai. Your brother won’t be disappointed in you. Promise.”

He says nothing, but with Genma’s words, Sai seems to fade out of consciousness once more- and Genma stands.

Microphone in hand, he announces it-

“The winner is Tsuki Norihime!”
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>>665066
Wait a minute, summon specialist? Dosu wasn't no summon specialist. I'm looking at the archive and I'm confused.

Also, side note: Taunting Dosu worked, trap-fucking Nori worked once we actually went stellar, and raining on Sai's parade worked, but we haven't shown a particularly large measure of cunning in our fights. We're mostly brute forcing it. We aren't going to get promoted at this rate, we need to be more like Shikamaru and less like everyone else. We've pulled out one tricky tactic per fight, and I don't think the fireball minefield even counts as tricky.
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>>665077
I think anon meant Sai, with the 'summons' being his ink stuff.
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>>665077
One tricky tactic is all you need when it completely nullifies the opponent's main offense.
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>>665077
>summon specialist
They meant Sai.
The ink stuff is basically low level summons made by ninjutsu.
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>>665077
>trap-fucking Nori worked once we actually went stellar

at a significant cost to the friendship though. And it only made her go all out.
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>>665082
Ah.
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>>665085
Why don't we actually hear from Nori before assuming that.

>>665074
A jobber in canon, a jobber out of it.
Rip inkboy.
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>>665077
That's because we've only needed to pull out 1 tricky tactic, because it's the one that completely beats their shit in.

You don't have to go full batman on every or any fight. Hell we've showed that we have a wide bag of tricks that we can use in a multitude of different ways to counter a variety of different opponents.

We open up our opponents with things they cannot deal with and then beating the ever loving shit out of them.
No reason to go full tricky dick when one smart move will accomplish everything.

I really don't see how we could be putting on a BETTER show. The fact is we're entertaining the crowd and disassembling our opponents skillfully. We are accomplishing everything the exams were set up for.
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>>665083
Generally works for Belichick
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>>665090
What other reaction do you need to see after watching her cry when we pulled that card.
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How long until the Gaara fight? Will the ground still be muddy?
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>>665085
>at a significant cost to the friendship though
Anon's still believing this before we've talked to Nori herself.

>>665077
And as far as trickiness goes, mate working 1 trick per fight is all you need. If we where going for lethal combat we'd have 3 dead opponents. And we've been using different tactics chosen to work against each different opponent.
Like >>665091 said, if it works it works. We're showing off our versatility. As long as we don't do something completely bone headed we've got about as good a chance at promotion as anyone can get.
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>>665091
frankly I'd be shocked if we don't find ourselves on the shortlist for ANBU
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did 4 chan shit itself for anyone else?
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we back?
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>>665102
>>665103
Yes.
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>>665102
>>665103

4chan shited himself, again
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>>665102

Yup.
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>>665105
the elite hacker known as 4chan?
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>>665107
WHAT?!
He´s not dead?
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Genma raises your hand, and as he does so, the rain begins to clear up, shafts of sunlight peeking through your artificial clouds.

You do have a few options, of course-

1. Put in another advert for Ichiraku’s (Write-in)

2. Help Sai to the back.

3. Just go back inside- you need to make sure you’re ready for your next fight.
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>>665113
>2. Help Sai to the back.
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>>665113
>2. Help Sai to the back.

Might get some healing/stamina regen there, too.

'Cause I think that's a thing they can do.

If not, then at least be polite to our opponent.
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>>665113
>2. Help Sai to the back.
Image building people, also he is a fellow leaf ninja
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>>665113
>3. Just go back inside- you need to make sure you’re ready for your next fight.
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>>665113
>2. Help Sai to the back.
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>>665113
>2. Help Sai to the back.
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>>665113
>2. Help Sai to the back.

babyface time

Big Match Tsuki
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>>665113
>2. Help Sai to the back.
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>>665113
>3. Just go back inside- you need to make sure you’re ready for your next fight.
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>>665113
>2. Help Sai to the back.

on second thought, we shouldn't advertise ichiraku's after all, not after that BRUTAL RAPE
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>>665094
Upsetting someone doesn't have to mean the friendship exploded forever and ever and is utterly irreparable.
Sometimes it just means you say "fuck this, no kid gloves" and then get it out of your system with a good all out scrap or whatever.
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>>665113
>2. Help Sai to the back.
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>>665113
>2. Help Sai to the back.

gg ez
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>>665113
>2. Help Sai to the back.
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>>665128
that would require anons to be familiar with how normal humans behave.
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>>665113
>2
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>>665113
>2. Help Sai to the back.
We did sort of fry him, besides, this will help our image even further
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>>665113
>2. Help Sai to the back.
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>>665094
Expecting a ninja, daughter of ninjas, trained by ninjas, friends with ninjas, to hold lasting enmity, over a one off play?
To quote our 2nd father:
"Do you really think so little of her?"
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Tsuki's surprising heel turn quashed for now.

Writing.
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>>665113
>2. Help Sai to the back.

Let's princess carry his cute squinty eyed butt to the nurse.
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>>665128
I'd say this is a bit further than 'upsetting', considering Nori's reaction and subsequent fight.

It might not be utterly irreparable but if this results only in a slap on the wrist in the relationship between the two, well, I feel that'll be kinda bullshit.
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>>665113
>2. Help Sai to the back.
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>>665142
More likely than not on the surface nothing will change. But on the inside Nori would know the lengths Tsuki would go too to win or achieve her goals. She'd likely in future expect more of Tsuki since the cats out the bag and that she knows we are one cold bitch when we want something
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Honestly I think Sai might be the best husbando for Tsuki

He's got that flair that Tsuki does. Did you see his entrance? That was straight up cool

plus those rich types are always attracted to the artsy people
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>Good fight, bro!
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>>665150
fuck off reddit gold nigger
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>>665142
I think you either don't understand what being upset is or are used to extraordinarily thin skinned, reactionary, and generally selfish people that would make bad friends.

We just need to explain Tsuki's perspective on it if she really didn't get it, then get her some VIP ramen access.

Except she was going to throw the fight and that's upsetting in itself.
So no VIP ramen access for a while.
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>>665142
This

>>665153
From Nori's perspective, she was willing to fight and die defending us from Orichimaru. Since then we've really been doing nothing but lie to her and promise her vague bullshit to appease her in the short term instead of having faith in our teammate.

Now, we've practically told her to her face that we think she's some kind of literal retard that will sell out her pride for a bowl of noodles in front of the entire hidden leaf.

It would have been way worse if we did it over the mic, but that entire plan was horrifically insulting and disrespectful to an extreme.
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You briefly consider giving another advert for Ichiraku’s- but you notice something.

Your crowd isn’t cheering.

Hmph- suppose you still have some things to learn about working a crowd… but, you do know a way to get them back on your side.

You stop Genma from calling for the medical team.

“I’ll take care of him. Go ahead and resume the fights, Genma-sensei.” you say sweetly.

“Hm? Very well. Medical wing is on the right once you exit. He’ll need immediate care.” He instructs.

You, with Genma’s help, gingerly lift Sai to his feet. His eyes flutter open, and he gives you a curious look.

“Come on, soggy artist. We need to get you looked at.” You say with a smile.

As you walk Sai slowly to the back, one of his arms slung around your shoulder, you hear it-

The cheers of the crowd.

You smile again.
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>>665156
She actually literally is super dumb, though.
And she didn't want to fight anyways, she was basically going to throw the match for us or hinata either one.

Also in case you don't remember, when we fought orochimaru, she defended us, but then we immediately went all out while telling her to take the others and run.
We sacrificed ourselves for her and the others.
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>>665157
>That pic

too good. Best picture I've seen of Tsuki yet. That skin color is exactly what I imagined in my head. literally perfect
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>>665157
Oh I know exactly why the crowd didn't like it.
We didn't do the zinger.

We didn't say
"Do you know what happens to a Leaf Genin that gets struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."

I'm pretty sure you're contractually required to say that whenever you use lightning to finish someone off.
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>>665157
Has someone been working on their faces?
And the gradients look good, too.

Best picture from drawfag yet, if that's even his work.
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>>665149
I would disagree. Nori very clearly wears her heart on her sleeve, shes very much like her brother in that respect. Something she likes or doesn't like, it would be very clearly apparent from her. And yes, she might see that and she would probably also inteprete that Tsuki doesn't care who her actions might hurt as long as she gets her way.

>>665153

Thats nice except the entire stunt's goal was to threaten her to forfeit the match.

Turning around and saying that we should get angry because that was what she planned to do? Doesn't fly. And even then, two wrongs don't make a right. It might have been wrong for her to want to throw the match but it was out of a feeling that she was fine with us or hinata winning. Thats a reasoning that is altruistic in nature. Our threatening of Nori was to get her to forfeit so we could simply advance. This would simply be greed and arrogance.
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>>665161
>Not "Well that was over in a flash"
Work on your pun game
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>>665160
A shade to dark, but it is a good picture.
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>>665159
That doesn't mean we didn't spit in her face dude, can't you see that?

That meeting was important to her, and we threw it in her face.

If someone I respected and thought was my friend did that shit to me during what should have been a respectful challenge among equals, I would have been insanely pissed as well.

Who the fuck wouldn't?
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>>665166
That's just like, your opinion, bro.

Seriously, ever since she cried a little and immediately stopped, you fags have been making a huge fucking deal out of it like we set her dog on fire and stomped it out in front of her or something.

Let her wake up and see how she fucking feels about it, then worry about what to say.
Speculation is fucking worthless here.
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>>665161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC9FZ2GEfc
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>>664722
This looks very Disgaea to me

I know its Natsu characters
The art style reminds me of Disgaea
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>>665170
I'll be honest I thought it was a Disgaea splat for a good 10 seconds.
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>>665168
That's not "like, my opinion", bro.

The plan happened right? You agree that it factually went through?

And you also saw that it had a pretty profound negative effect?

That's not a fucking opinion.

Saying "Eh, she'll get over it!", that's an opinion, because there's no basis for you to actually believe that, you're just being optimistic because you don't want to accept the reality that we did something pretty fucked up.

Literal "It's just a prank, bro!" reasoning is what you're using, it's fucking retarded.

>Oh, it was just a prank! That makes it fine =D

This is also the first time I've brought it up, I don't make it to these threads often or else I would have been bitching while that whole thing was in its inception.

Anyway, lets save the heated arguing for after the thread is wrapped up.
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>>665163
I mean one would be earned via bullshit.
The other is just bullshit that undermines the exams and either ours or Hinata's hard work.
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>>665172

But it is an opinion.
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>>665172
>this is how i feel
>who wouldn't feel this way
>this is not an opinion
>this is objective reality

Calm yourself, lad.
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>>665172
Shit, calm down son
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>>665174
>>665176
Explaining that the grass is green is not an opinion.

Explaining the negative reaction someone had, and defining WHY they had that negative reaction, also not an opinion, you're being ridiculous.

"I think we made a bad choice.", that's my opinion.

"Nori thinks we don't respect her, and she took what we did as a huge insult.", NOT an opinion, it's the observable reality.

You may have the opinion that you don't give a fuck about Nori's feelings, in which case, yeah, it may have been a good plan.
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As you take Sai to the medical wing, the nurses immediately collect him.
He thanks you for helping him, but you can tell he’s still a little bitter.

All for the best- he needs to improve. He’s not a bad shinobi, but he really does need to work on preparing for unseen circumstances- you didn’t even need stellar to beat him. But maybe stellar was what he was expecting? Hard to say.

Thankfully, you didn’t use much energy, since there is only one other fight between your’s and Gaara’s- Temari and Sasuke.

As far as you’re concerned, the battle is a foregone conclusion- there’s no way Temari can win this.

Therefore, you could use this time another way- you could go visit Hinata, or see if Nori’s awake.

Or, you could just go relax. Time is the winner’s benefit, after all.

You…

1. Go check on Hinata- you’re worried about her.

2. Go see if Nori’s awake yet.

3. Go relax, maybe wander around Konoha a bit. Shouldn’t be nearly as busy with everyone in the arena.

4. No, you’ll go watch the match with Itachi-sensei.

5. No, you’ll go watch the match with Father and Danzo.
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>>665181
>3. Go relax, maybe wander around Konoha a bit. Shouldn’t be nearly as busy with everyone in the arena.
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>>665181
>2. Go see if Nori’s awake yet.
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>>665180
You don't know what nori thinks, because you're not nori.
She might not have thought anything about it beyond that she didn't like us trying to trick her.

>>665181
1. Go check on Hinata- you’re worried about her.
2. Go see if Nori’s awake yet.
errone in the hospital
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>>665181
>1. Go check on Hinata- you’re worried about her.
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>>665181
>2. Go see if Nori’s awake yet.
Please let the doomsaying be over.
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>>665181
>4. No, you’ll go watch the match with Itachi-sensei.
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>>665180
>Explaining that the grass is green is not an opinion.

But it is, though.

What you perceive as green isn't necessarily so for someone else.
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>>665181
>1. Go check on Hinata- you’re worried about her.
>2. Go see if Nori’s awake yet.

SQUAD HAS TO STICK TOGETHER
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>>665181
>5. No, you’ll go watch the match with Father and Danzo.
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>>665181
>5. No, you’ll go watch the match with Father and Danzo.
Just stick together for now, don't want too get into trouble outside the arena do we....

>3. Go relax, maybe wander around Konoha a bit. Shouldn’t be nearly as busy with everyone in the arena.
Send a clone and then pop it so we get the relaxing experiance
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>>665181

>5. No, you’ll go watch the match with Father and Danzo.
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>>665181
>2. Go see if Nori’s awake yet.
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>>665181
>2. Go see if Nori’s awake yet.
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>>665181
>2. Go see if Nori’s awake yet.
if not then Hinata
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>>665181
>2. Go see if Nori’s awake yet.
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>>665181
>2. Go see if Nori’s awake yet.
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>>665181
>1. Go check on Hinata- you’re worried about her.
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>>665181
>2. Go see if Nori’s awake yet.
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>>665181
>2. Go see if Nori’s awake yet.
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>>665181
1. Go check on Hinata- you’re worried about her.
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Time to visit the squad.

Writing.
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>>665204
You know, I know and they know. This will be a shitstorm.
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>>665206
I'll get the mop.
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Test
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>>665221
Yes, it is still crapping out intermittently.
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>>665228

Wasn't sure.
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>tfw you roast your opponent. literally
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Testing 1,2,3.

Hoping the thread this time will update as it never updated even though it was back up again.
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>>665231
holy shit anon nice
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>>665231
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You decide to take a stroll over to the hospital area- to check up on your teammates.

The cheers of the arena fade into the background as you reach it- you can only hear Genma announce the fight as you go inside.

Checking in at the nurse’s station, you first head to Hinata’s room, where’s she sleeping peacefully. You decide against waking her- you’re just happy she’s ok.

Goal achieved, you head over to where you and Nori were both staying.

As you walk in, Nori turns her head to face the door. She’s still in bed, and hooked up to several monitoring machines, but she is awake.

“Oh, hey princess. Guess I went a little overboard, huh” she says, lifting her arms, which are covered in bandages.

“It was certainly something. You pushed me to my limit, and I wasn’t sure if it was gonna be enough. In fact, I’m still not sure. What was that, Nori?” You ask.

She scowls.

“You shouldn’t have pissed me off, Tsuki. The hell did you even do that shit for?” She growls. You can tell the memory of what happened might just be trickling back in- maybe now wasn’t the best time to visit.

“You made me look like an idiot- and then you made me lose control. Dad didn’t even step in, either- you beat me even with that power. Why are you even here? Do you want to gloat? Is that it?”

“Nori, I…”

“Princess, just fuck off, alright? Go win the exams if that’s what you want so badly. You could’ve talked to me about it, but you didn’t. Now I’m stuck here in this damn room, and shitty food- and I can’t even watch the fights.”

You really don’t know what to say- and Nori pick up on that.

“Princess doesn’t have anything to day, huh? Ain’t that a surprise. You can go if all you’re gonna do is gawk.”

You….

1. Apologize.

2. Leave.
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>>665231
nice work dude.
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>>665240
>1. Apologize.
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>>665240
>1. Apologize.
we have some better food sent as well.
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>>665240
>2. Leave.
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>>665240
1. Apologize.
im hurting
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>>665240
>Leave

Man she swore at us

Plus Nori is a literal retard with god powers we dont need that shit
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>>665231
Anon, you make me very happy.
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>>665231
Exquisit. Ohohoho!
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>>665240
>2. Leave.
We're not apologizing for doing our job and being good at it
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>>665240
>1. Apologize.
just admit we were wrong and we shouldn't have done it and we'll do whatever it takes to make up for it

Knowing Nori she'll have a list of things she wants ready before we finish talking

and also let her know she's not banned
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>>665240
>1. Apologize.
Apparently you misunderstood my intent, I was worried I couldn't beat you, that's why I did it, because I believe your better than me....want me to get some food snuck in?
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>>665240
>1. Apologize.
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>>665255
Fuck this answer Tsuki is way to prideful to ever say that shit, and she doesn't think Nori is better then her
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>>665240
>1. Apologize.
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>>665240
>1. Apologize.

But also tell her off for originally planning on not taking the fight seriously.
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>>665240
>1. Apologize.
We're in the wrong here, leaving without saying something wouldn't be cool or aloof, it's just being straight up bitchy.
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>>665240
2. Leave.
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>>665240
>2. Leave.

Okay
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>>665255
We know Nori isnt better than us, never has been never will be
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>>665240
>2. Leave.
We're not samurai. If we hadn't pulled out all the stops; if we'd taken her lightly, we all know she wouldn't have forgiven us any more than we'd have forgiven ourselves.
Not going to apologise for using every weapon we had to use.
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We must have some Norihime brand televisions or something.

Lets send for one to come down. And ask ichiraku ramen to prepare some food for Nori.
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>>665261
We aren't though we used her weakness against her and pissed her off making her an easier target. We have no reason to apologize for doing our job
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>>665240
>1. Apologize.
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>>665240
>1. Apologize.
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>>665255
Seconding, but only if we use the food thing as a way to plug Ichariku's again.

Though we also gotta accuse her of initially wanting to sandbag it, she's kinda being a cunt too.
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>>665240
>1. Apologize.
>2. Leave.
Give her some time to cool off, but let's at least make our intentions clear. Nori just needs some time to think.
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>>665240
2. Leave.
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>>665231
Fuck dude, that's nice.

Can you do some concept art for some flame-patterned clothing on tsuki?
I really liked how this look.
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>>665270
shes obviously hurting a little, trying to push Tsuki away because of it.
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Keep in mind she was originally going to let us win

She was going to do that and continue thinking that she was stronger than we are and fuck that

So what if we pissed her off and got a fair fight out of it?
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Apologizing, Tsuki style.

Writing.

This one will likely be the last update of the night.
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>>665281
They don't give a shit anon, they just don't want to feel sad because they hurt someone's feeling. And if Tsuki didn't immediately apologize for anything she does to someone then she might be the bad guy, and that would be terrible
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>>665281
She's in the wrong here, however the only way to clear the air is to tell her why we did what we did, and the only option that lets us do that apologize.
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>>665287
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>>665282
But.....but......Gaara
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>>665276
I can give it a shot, but it'll probably show up in one of the next threads because I am one tired anon
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>>665290
Gets his own thread, silly. The next thread.
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>>665288
Apologizing and explaining are two way different things anon, you should have just done a write in
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>>665292
>>665294
<3
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>>665294
But im to fucking hyped, next thread when warglypoo?
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Nori is more lazy than dumb

just tries to brute force her way cuz nine tails
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>>665282
Wait, I'm confused.
We're in a hospital room.
But we're apologizing tsuki style.
How are we able to fit the entire orchestra in that room?
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>>665301
Window.
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>>665301
we'll have to make with the fog machine and sparklers
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>>665292
Sweet, thanks so much, anon.
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>>665287
>she might be the bad guy, and that would be terrible
Villainous Tsuki/Naruto Quest could be fun. Kon didn't go down that route, Takeshi hasn't gone down that route, it doesn't look like Kuro will go down that route, and Amon certainly won't.
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btw speaking of music would this fit the quest?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTYyR-OFbq0
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>>665294
Can we get some info on everyone's thoughts post-thread?
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>>665301
Tsuki made a contract summoning with a full ensemble orchestra.
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>>665305
Its what we were trying to do from the start but people lost sight of it
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>>665305
>Takeshi hasn't gone down that route
Honestly, im not sure if hes the hardest or the easiest to sway

On one side, pragmatism bordering on psychopathy, 'gotta be the best'

On the other, determination and dedication to the leaf.

Not sure which force is stronger of the two.

He's like a slightly less backstabbing orochimaru, he might just need a push and down the spiral of debauchery he goes.
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I'm a fan of being very morally dark. You win or you die type character, the strong rule and so on. Take over the world corporate style
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>>665310
she's 13 years old brah.

ROOT hasn't even started up again
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>>665313

Let's not be Darwinian.
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>>665305
It is my opinion, that Tsuki need to act like pic related. I still fucking want my eldrich moon bunnies tough.
and new-mom Kaguya
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>>665311
Mini has some shit planned for Takeshi. He's actually the most likely to go rouge, but not necessarily evil.

I wont spoil it for you guys but after the time skip we're gonna see some really crazy stuff
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>>665319
I support this entirly
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>>665310
I'm down for being kinda fucked up and pragmatic compared to a generic Shonen protagonist, I'm always down with taking care of people as brutally as we deem necessary, we're a child soldier, no reason to be a pussy or unreasonably soft.

But that's a different ballpark than having contempt for our own teammate, that's not "cool" or "realistic" dark, that's "edgy douche" dark.
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Wait so are we apologizing?
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>>665321
>He's actually the most likely to go rouge
Yep, seems the msot likely

Takeshi would require malice to be evil.
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>>665324
>>665282

Pay attention.
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>>665324

Yeah, but I also hope we're telling Nori off for not taking the fight seriously.

>>665311
>>665321
>>665325

Yeah, I agree. He's got some sociopathic/psychopathic tendencies, but I don't think he's at all malicious.

Fucked in the head a bit, sure. But not evil.
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>>665323
Just because she's our teammate doesn't mean she can't piss us off anon. She told us that she doesn't view us an equal and was just going to take it easy on us and let us win
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>>665327
Kuro apparently has plenty of malice, according to the last session of that. But in more of a Tobirama style, I guess.
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>>665329

I don't follow Future Naruto Quest.
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>>665327
>Yeah, I agree. He's got some sociopathic/psychopathic tendencies, but I don't think he's at all malicious.
I don't think he's even complained about everyone else being super powered genetic hulks, just 'wow guess that means I have to try extra hard'


He would be fucking terrifying with a blood limit.
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>>665330
Cant say I blame you, all the characters are really samey. Ended up forgetting who was who after 4 threads
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>>665330
I used to follow Boruto Quest, it was good, I can't remember when I stopped though.
>>665331
Looks like it's time to get caught up then.
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>>665334

Plus, way too many OCs for a Quest based on canon.

>>665335

It's still good, I think.

At the very least, it's not bad.
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Nori.” You say.

She turns to you again, though you can see a faint trace of tears in her eyes.

I’m sorry, ok? I thought it was a clever plan to win without having to fight. I didn’t really think about how you would feel- and instead it made you fight me seriously. What was even up with that, huh? You were just gonna throw the fight away?” You say.

“I didn’t want to fight. The whole thing was dumb, and I wanted to see you guys win. What would I even get out of being a chunin anyway? More work? Naruto’s always out doing some thing or another, and he’s barely home. He’s my stupid older brother, but it’s different without him home, you know? Dad’s always busy, too, and mom and I don’t get along that great. Hanging out with you guys was my get away from it all.” Nori explains.

But still, you were just gonna give up? Seems really unlike you. Not the tough girl who had my back against that Snake.” You question.

“Hah, right. I suppose it isn’t like me to do something like that. I dunno, princess. Things have been weird lately, with you taking off with Itachi and Hinata being sealed up in that house of hers training with her dad. I got lonely, ya know? I just wanted everything to be like before.” She admits.

I mean, it still can be. We don’t need to be angry at each other.” You offer. “I’ll forgive you for trying to cheap out on me, and we can still get ramen. You read my note, right?” you ask.

“Yeah, yeah. I dunno princess- I’m still kinda hurt you thought I would fall for something that dumb. But- I might take you up on your offer- on one condition.” Nori replies.

Which is?

“You beat the crap out of that creepy Gaara kid. I heard what he almost did to Hinata. That’s why she’s in here, right? Beat that stupid creepy smile right off his dumb face.” Nori explains.

You…

1. Accept her offer.

2. Refuse.
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>>665336
>>665334
>>665330
>>665329
Kuro's controlled by a combination of escaped mental patients and coinflips. He's not so much malicious as totally unpredictable and batshit insane.
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>>665337
>1. Accept her offer.

Hugs
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>>665337
>1. Accept her offer.

"I will break him."
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>>665337
>1. Accept her offer.
Because apparently we're good enough. If stellar can get through Shukaku's "ultimate defense" can it get through Revolving Heaven or a Shikotsumyaku defense?
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>>665337
>1. Accept her offer.
Time to put boot to ass.
Fire to sand?
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>>665337
1. Accept her offer.


>>665336
>too many OCs for a Quest based on canon.
Ive actually enjoyed the OCs in boruto quest.
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>>665337
>1. Accept her offer.
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>>665337
>1. Accept her offer.
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>>665337
>1. Accept her offer.

I´ll headpat his shit right away!
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>>665337
1. Accept her offer.

>>665341
supporting
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>>665344

Boruto Quest is fine, since there aren't that many OCs as compared to Future Ninja Quest.
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>>665344
Because they are fleshed out enough to remember who the fuck they are

Future Naruto Quests QM cant write multiple characters because they are all too samey
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>>665337

1. Accept her offer.
You say that as if a norihime could ever possibly lose in a fight.
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>>665344
>Ive actually enjoyed the OCs in boruto quest.
I think he was talking about Future Naruto Quest, where all but one character is an OC because it's set long after canon.
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>>665337
>1. Accept her offer.
>I was going to do that anyways Ohohohoho~!
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>>665344

OC's are very difficult to make stand out and be interesting, while balancing them properly within the story. I purposely avoid making to many OCs, as they can easily end up become blank faces spitting dialogue.

If I cannot make the character matter to you guys, the character might as well not exist.
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>>665337
>1. Accept her offer.

You make Nori happy and show Gaara you're serious about this shit.
Crack open that sandy shell with your fists and expose the heart inside
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>>665352

I was.
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>>665354
>>665307
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>>665354
This resonates with me, who has a very big soft spot for ocs. Well said, Wargle.
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>>665337
>1. Accept her offer.
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>>665354

OCs are fine.

I just think that Future Ninja Quest has waaaay too many.
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Accepting.

Writing.
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>>665352
Oh, I know he was referring to that quest, I just wanted to give my opinion on another quest that has loads of OCs
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>>665363

Not as many as Future Ninja Quest.
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>>665361
I chock it up to the premise

its faaaaaar in the future, all the animu characters have passed on right?

so it has be laden with OCs
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>>665358
Trying to make OC's deep is something i struggle with it's the whole reason i havent started my Naruto quest yet
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>>665354
Not to mention that you've always been willing to let us try anything while always offering enough rope to hang ourselves with.
Wargle taking the QMs to school.
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>>665361
Does it, thought?

Boruto quest has a ton of OCs as well. Mini does use a lot of original content.

If there was a true different in it, it would be the pacing. One introduced the characters much faster than the other- and thus, some of those characters can blend together.

Not that I'm critiquing either of them- but that's what I think you're talking about.

After the first few, the "number" of OC's is rather arbitrary. It's all about how you introduce them and characterize them that makes them memorable.

The again it's 4am and I'm here giving an impromptu wiring lesson. I'll get back to slaving away over hot text.
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>>665367
The fact there are OC's isnt the issue

The issue is how bland they are
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>>665367

Which makes me not care at all.

>>665370
>Does it, thought?

Yes. Boruto Quest doesn't have nearly as many.

And I don't remember or care about any in FNQ.
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>>665368
I'd love to see a Naruto quest that's a more removed AU in the same vein as Hollow Quest, with the same concepts but no canon characters and alt lore. Probably like another universe with a God Tree and the Otsutsuki name in common.
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>>665368
I have made a whole fucking lot of OCs over the years and honestly it's not something that gets easy over night. Half of mine are still just pretty designs with no story to them at all! But I know you can get it down, and when you do, I look forward to your quest.
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>>665368
How about a "You are now in the Naruto universe" and do shit in the canon
or in the first ninja world war
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>>665374
Here's a thought I had recently:
Why not a story somewhere else in the world with different Biju, nations and people?
Kaguya is one of several space aliens that cruize around doing pace alien things like planting huge trees to sap a planet's energy, why not have one of the mysterious others (who Kaguya herself said would be coming sooner or later) turn up somewhere else in the world to accidentally give people superpowers?
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>>665368
>Yet another Naruto quest
We should petition to have the name changed to /naruto/

What's your angle? Mine is a combination of Revengeance and BLAME!
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>>665372
I mean, yeah, it has more, by nature of the premise.

What I meant is, when you have, say, 10-15 OC's (Boruto, iirc, counting side characters and stuff) compared to 20~ (FNQ, again, rough math.) Is it really the amount that matters? Both, by definition, have a lot of OCs. It's how you write them and blend them into the story that makes the difference.

At least, that's my thought on it.

Almost done with the update.
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>>665374
I have 2 premises

One with the start of a clan in the Warring States period, there will be a bunch of clans that would normally be wiped out by the time canon starts, basically you can pick sides and canon can pretty much completely change by the time it rolls out.

Another is basically an OC clan that fits into canon like this quest does but with an alternative to the late game Madara and Kushina
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>>665380

It can.

>It's how you write them and blend them into the story that makes the difference.

True. But it is a fanfiction quest, and so I would like to see/interact with characters I know about.
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“Nori, you really are an idiot.” You laugh.

“Huh? What the hell princess I thought we were making up!” Nori growls.

“We are. I would’ve done that anyway! Nobody hurts Hinata and gets away with it.” You explain.

Nori practically hops out of the bed.

“Damn right! Kick his ass! Man, now I’m in the mood to throw down again!” Nori exclaims from her bed.

You can’t help but laugh at your friend’s sudden enthusiasm.

“After I do, I’ll take us all out for ramen, my treat. After all, I own the place now, right?” You say with a wink.

“Yeah, I guess you do. Damn rich girl- You better not ruin that place, alright! I have a lot of happy memories there….” She grumbles.

“I wouldn’t dare. If Teuchi isn’t comfortable with it, it won’t happen. Don’t worry.”

“Hmph. I’m keeping my eye on you, princess!” Nori declares.

Neither of you can hold in the laughter after that.

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Aigh't I'm at work but it's almost post thread. Time for husbando awareness time!
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aaaaand that's it for tonight.

Next thread is the long awaited Gaara fight- and boy howdy, can the world change depending on how that goes.

@WargleQM for virgin souls

I'm currently looking at thursday night for the next thread- more on that to come.

Post thread team, go!
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>>665387
what did the crowd, danzo and our father think of our fight with sai?
what did the crowd, naruto and minato think of our fight with nori?
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>>665387

Thanks for running, Wargle!
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>>665387
Are you happy multiple art fags are now delivering?
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>>665387
Thanks for the thread boss.
You know what we need?

I jest, I jest battlebrotha
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>>665387
Is Tsuki's nom de Guerre now The Drizzle?
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>>665394
Welp.

>>665385
I might be throwing some bones your way in the future, ShinoAnon. Depends how everything goes, but I do have something for him in mind.
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>>665394
what would Tsuki lewds even be...sensei or Minato?....Hinata or Nori...Anko?
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>>665387
>>665389
reactions if you please
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>>665387
Technically I've sold my soul when I was a virgin but then brought it back after the deed was done. Is my soul still a "virgin soul"? You didn't write "virgin's soul" did you?
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>>665401
Nope, soiled.

>>665400
Crowd enjoyed both fights, but were somewhat awed by the ending. You can assume what Danzo and Yoru thought and will probably be correct.

Everything else is plot and is 2 sekret 4 u.
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>>665400
>>665387
>>665389

I'm essentially wanting what som does in dragonball quest, where he'll give you a quick line of dialogue, what they were thinking as they witnessed the thing the person asked about.

"Oh shit, she's gone berserk! Genma, you gotta stop her!" -Narudu
"lol no" -Minato
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>>663881
the artist was Toorops in case anybody was wondering

>>665399
Anko teaching Tsuki how to seduce with hands on instruction
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>>665404
When tsuki goes into coloured speech, doesnt that mean its only a facade?
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>>665398
Wargle thanks for running.
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Some very small part of me hopes that Sai will end up inspired somehow by Tsuki totally wrecking him.

Inspired to draw something? Inspired to better himself? Why not both?
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>>665409
It means it's important, something significant.
Essentially speaking boldly.
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>>665398
hard work and dedication pays off
I trust the newly converted bugfags though since I'll probably be either working or sleeping when the time arises.
Still can't be more pleased to be given a chance. Ganbatte Wargle-sama.
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>>665405
Shinobi Quest Abridged?

That sounds entertaining to write.
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>>665411
>Inspired to draw something?

Tsuki, with her face replaced by a butt.
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>>665411
Sai needs aerosol cans of paint. Paint that solidifies in air. Anything will be his canvas.
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>>665415
exactly
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>>665411
probably gives him a femdom fetish
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>>665414
Well, that wasn't a proper example, i just shat out a couple lines.

"Wait wait, let's see what happens."
[Daughter rapidly dying in combat in front of him]
"Hah, classic."

But no, he'd give serious responses, what they were actually thinking.
Of course, if it's plot related, he won't say anything on it.

What about dad's thoughts during nori's transformation?
Did he see minato stopping naruto?
What was he thinking as we fought at that point?
What did he think of our finisher?
What did he think of our stellar abilities when he first saw them?

This is the kind of stuff i want to know.
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>>665415
>but somehow, the curves of the butt and the body of Tsuki have great aesthetics and the piece gains success as avant-garde genius.
laughingdeidara.webm
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>>665421
>the butt shoots out mini shadow clones from time to time
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Also, I converted the bracket, a million threads later.

Slow Wargle is slow.
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>>665423
will Fuu fuck Sasuke to death?
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>>665415
I don't know why, but picturing him looking down at that ridiculous drawing in a darkened room with his usual serious expression made me lose it.
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>>665423
Finally!
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>>665423
except you haven't updated it to reflect wins and losses, and we're already halfway through the tournament.
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>>665420
In loose order:

"What is that? A demon! Danzo, what kind of technique is this?!"

He didn't, but Danzo did.

He was cheering for you, and was hype to see stellar in action.

He sees lots of potential in it, for various applications.
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>>665428
I'll do it some other time, when it isn't 5 am.

If you want it that badly, I'll have it ready for next time.
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>>665429
Was he surprised at how powerful we are, given he doesn't see many ninja fights?
To think his little princess could blow the mansion apart with a single attack, killing everyone inside.
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So glad that I was able to gift this thread with an art and what evolved in to Tsuki with a butt for a face.

I'll try and have more shit drawn eventually.

I'm kinda inspired to make a few new ocs of my own but for now it's bedtime.

JOG out
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>>665432
Nah, i don't care, i was just pointing it out :^)
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>>665426

I was thinking of Assy McGee when I wrote that comment.
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>>665429
Oh man, if Danzo saw that then I can only imagine that we're gonna gain some more traction with him for making ROOT great again.
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So anons, what is Tsuki´s way?

The moon is watching
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>>665439

I say the Four Beasts.
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>>665439
Cuthulu Bunnies.
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>>665439
Bunnies everyday.
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>>665439
Summon Gilgamesh, then worship him as the god of dosh

It's the most in-character way to go.
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>>665439
>>665441
The most important part is we need to be able to use kuchiyose to summon a small orchestra.
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>>665423
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>>665447
Come on, try a little.
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>>665439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBf47yRpOM8
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>>665423
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>>665452

No. Some of those are hard to see.

>>665447

Is best.
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Do we get some kind of handy cap? I mean we've had 1 more fight than most other people still in the running?
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>>665460
Nope. Ninja remember?
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>>665464
By the way what is the current state of our dress?
We've managed to play keep away again so I guess it's not torn but we also made it rain. Are we all drenched up/muddied?
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>>665467
Well we knocked ourselves onto our ass against Nori, add that to the rain and I'm guessing we're fairly mussed up by now.
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Missed the thread, but good job all around, anons.
I'm a bit disappointed that Sai went down so easily, though at least this gives us a chance against Gaara. Speaking of that, my feeling is we should be as aggressive as possible in that fight. The more time we hang around, the more time he has to turn the whole arena into sand. Afterglow won't let us dodge easily then.
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Fuck Gaara isnt even the final boss

Theres a chance he goes ball to the walls insane and the tourney ends

On the otherhand if it continues we either go up against Taijutsu Sasuke or ANOTHER JINJUURIKI

We really got the hard mode side of the bracket
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>>665448
Now this is a bracket.

>>665476
Don't forget we have some other people in town that would love to have three Jinjuurikis low on energy.
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>>665476
Meh. I don't really care for the MC to win everything all the time anyway. I'm fine if Sasuke beats us, just so long as we kick Gaara's ass.
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>>665310
>When your MC is mentioned
any good intentions can turn bad anon, no character is flawless. That's for you all to decide if something like that happens though

>>665376
How about the third shinobi world war?
Now how about that but with a refugee monk, an inventor, and a jinchūriki?

>>665439
Phoenix 4 life
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>>665523
>>665305
not
>>665310
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>>665476
Honestly, I kind of hope Gaara is the final boss of the tournament arc.
The entire Gaara fight has been being hyped up since the forest of death, so I don't really feel like the fight afterwards (Temari, duh) will really be able to compete with it.

That and we have so many big targets here as well as many very dangerous missing nin in konoha currently, something that has also been having build up.

So having some shit happen that stops the tournament after the Gaara fight would probably be for the best.

That and the Chuunin exams have been going on forever now, and while it's been done well since Wargle's constantly kept us on our toes and allowed us to fuck around, but it's been so slow for so long and he's been dumping a ton of little plot threads about the outside world around, I kind of want to go out and have shit happen again.

tldr: Sausage/Tamari cannot follow up after Gaara as a something interesting because they're literal who's compared to Gaara in terms of the story leading up to their fight.
Arc has been going on for fucking ever and needs to end for things to start happening again.


I kind of feel like the chuunin exams are kind of mistake in naruto quests, because they eat up a huge chunk of time but they don't advance much plot-wise and are mainly used to powerlevel.
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>>665540
conversely they are some of my favorite parts.
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What do we know about Gaara?
Apparently the sand loses effectiveness and control over large distances (thanks Hinata).
His sand clones are shit.
He can wreck mob tier summons.
Has a thick layer of sand directly on his body.
Tends to brute force his matches.
Most likely can't be bribed.
Shitty taijutsu and physical speed.
Lightning and stellar should be super effective.
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>>665570
I say we stellar clones and stellar lightning the fuck out of him from range. Drop some shooting stars then from above use our beam attack, fucking nuke him....don't quite kill him...not quite
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>>665570
To be more brief:
Amazing shielding defense. (weakness to effects passing through the shield)
Various but slow physical based techniques. No energy fuckery.
Follow-up to an offensive technique is instant fail state.
Various degrees of bijuu berserking.

so we should

take our time for the setup since his offensive game while he's not berserk is pretty weak
either disable him/his sand for a clean win without attising his ire too much
or alpha strike him trhough the shields/armor, this will probably make him berserk at wich point, we'll have already used stellar for a power attack, we'll be forced to surrender/flee but we'll have proven we can do what we can against a bijuu until he taps into his trump card

We have verly little time to find something to incapacitate him for scenario one, so glassing his sand is probably the approach. we can surrender once he makes more, still showing we've incapacitated him on our own.
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>>665580
>>665584
Muh Gaara will die in one Stellar attack!

Seriously we just need to rush him down with Stellar before he finds a pattern in our dodging or gets us with the sand.
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>>665594
I can count at least 5 stellar moves in that sentence shitstain
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>>665595
It's a joke about people worrying Gaara will die in w single stellar jutsu because sand armor.>>665595
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>>665594
Where did you see me say we could down him with one attack?
I said we could force him into berserk mode with one attack (wich is not a pleasant option.
We're going against a fresh bijuu while short on ressources. And one with a better endurance than Nori (also more dangerous since Nori probably doesn't have a full beast).
Our mindset should be to force him into a failing state by another mean than just plain combat or to fix ourselves a goal to prove ourselves to the public without pushing the bijuu irae button and then surrender.

Or you know, just fight 'till the end, get mad injured and use our convalescence for a trip with daddy.
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>>665604
I'm not saying you said that anon. People last thread were saying that whenever people tried to suggest attaching him with stellar.
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What I am most worried about is Tsuki hitting Gaara hard enough, not to put him down, but enough to trigger Shukaku
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We just shank Gaara with the two swords, then pump enough lightning chakra into him to either explode his heart or knock him out.
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>>665540
I actually hope Gaara isn't the boss, we hard counter him, pretty much.

We'll literally turn all his sand to glass and easily fuck him up, Shukaku is his only trump card.

I'd go so far as to say we could probably annihilate him with 1-2 big explosions if we go stellar and don't hold back: One to blow his sand away, another to blow him away.

What the fuck is he gonna do? Dodge? I'm pretty sure Gaara is so used to relying on his sand that he'll literally stand there and take it.
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If the tourney continues after our fight, I'm not sure if Sasuke can defeat Fuu that easily, she's basically Shino on steroids.
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>>665730
Gaara does not have a limited supply of sand.
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>>665743
I'm pretty sure him getting nuked twice in quick secession nullifies it either way.

The only way he could beat us is if it turns out he can reapply his shields way faster than I'm expecting after having them glassed, in which case he still can't really touch us.

He just has to sit back and let us wear ourselves out. Then again, maybe I'm underestimating him.
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>>665745
I think you have the right idea. Maybe pull his sand away with a weaker attack from one way then Shooting Star him from the other way.
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>>665745
With Afterglow, we're fast enough to bypass his Sand barrier.

With lightning chakra running through our swords, we can punch them right through his sand armor.

Then we taze the fucking twat until he passes out.
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>>665754
What makes you think we can get past the sand barrier and stab him with our very mediorce taijutsu?
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>>665757
Lee was able to move fast enough for it at 4 speed. With Afterglow, our speed is 4.

Our Taijutsu is sufficient for a simple double stab, and with lightning chakra it should be enough to get through the armor and make up for a lack of strength.
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>>665758
I still think like our ability to just Ninjutsu shit into a crater is still our best asset, and relying on it puts us at the minimum risk.

I know a lot of you have been pulling for the swords for a long time now though, so I might be willing to back it, depending. We'll just see how the fight goes.
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>>665767
I mostly just want to demonstrate that we would be a good candidate to get the Kiba. Those two swords might actually be able to handle stellar chakra.
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>>665768
We are already getting them if we do well on the exam unless Minato is a liar.
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>>665772
I'm actually wondering how minato would react if we asked him for use of the swords in this fight.

Since its 'not against a konoha nin'. I don't think he cared very much for Garaa almost splatting the heir of the Hyuuga house.
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>>665778
Oh shit, true.
But we don't know what the fuck he's thinking right now after our fight with nori.
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>>665778
>>665798
Also using a weapon you have like 5 minutes to practice with against a very deadly enemy isn't a great idea.

I think we should focus on Stellar and Diplomacy Jutsu
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>>665857
A sword's a sword, basically.
Channeling lightning chakra through it is ezpz, it's a chakra sword made of metal specifically designed for channeling lightning.

If we can get the kiba from minato, that'd be ideal.
They're best in slot.
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>we violated sai and may have ungayed him
The
Best
Around

Gonna get fucked by garaa tho
We're running low on chakra and only have soldier pills to compensate
I think that if we do get passed garaa through some miracle we should forfeit to sauce
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>>665926
One more soldier pill won't kill us, but it'll put a lot of strain on our body.
It'll be a while before we properly recover after this.

Might want to drop out vs. sausage, we've fought too much.
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>>665926
I actually thought each stage of the tournament was done the day after for that reason. So you didnt have someone go "Oh this match was too close so its impossible for you to win anymore"

Granted the tournament didnt get this far in the source.
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>>666017
It really should, but some people had extra fights i guess?
I dunno, that'd be up to wargle at this point.
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>>666017
If we do end up forfeiting and yet still not become a chunin then I call bs on Minato
We nuked the nine tails
We completely destroyed sai
We showed a TACTICAL MIND
We showed leader ship skills
We showed loyalty to the leaf
Only reason he wouldn't pass us is because he's salty about us buying his favorite ramen store or he has an extreme bias against the norihime
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We should add an item to ichiraku's menu. The uzumaki special.
It's regular ramen with extra salt.
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>>666067

Or it's regular ramen but with a drop or two of fox urine added to it.
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>>666067
Or instead of broth, it's served in a bowl of salt, and instead of noodles, there's salt, and toppings? Nope, more salt. And instead of a bowl, there's salt.
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>>666234
I was thinking more along this line
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>>666270
Ramen for ants so they have to buy more bowls?
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>>666272
Couldn't find bigger but it's from an ace attorney game. The guy is a noodle vendor and makes very salty ramen. The mascot is a disgusted guy at the bottom of the bowl so you see it once you finished your salty broth.
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>>666017
I think it was all the same day and the reasoning was that ninjas sometimes get screwed over and face unfair challenges or something
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>>666290
That is dumb, but there is a lot of dumb in canon, so I can buy it.

Yeah if the tournament goes to final round I'm behind conceding 100%

We ain't gonna be able to do shit after Gaara
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>>666316
B-but it isn't all about winning!
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>>666316
>We ain't gonna be able to do shit after Gaara
And Sauce isn't a bad Tsuki-buster on a good day.
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>>666359
There is also the chance we face a third Jinjuuriki.
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>>666377
I'm not sure why Minato thought we needed to continue AFTER NUCKING THE NINETAILS
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>>666359
The more I think about it, the more I actually want Sauce to take it.

If only for him and Guy to make a big speech about the spirit of youth, then break down crying in happiness in the arena, while most of the audience looks on in utter bafflement.

Also in 100% honesty, he's got better stats, sharingan, and all the power of guy training behind him. We don't have anything tricksy to counter him, he'd cream us on a good day and against a tired Tsuki it'd basically be like our fight versus Sai, but now we're the Sai.
Or it's another jin, and the same shit applies there.
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I see no one is giving Temari any chances.
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>>666377
Fuu is probably the worst Jinchuuriki to face Tsuki. A wind style tailed beast which uses incendiary chaff vs a fire style kekkei genkai with the heat of the sun.
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>>666402
It is mostly that we want Sauceman to win. Also Fire > Wind. She could still take it though.

>>666411
Yeah, I mostly just wanted to point out how much we had to face. Granted Tsuki is her own brand of bullshit.
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>>666377
Fighting a third of the tailed beasts in one afternoon?
Sounds like a damn good show
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>>666428
Thankfully they're the best we could face. Only a portion of the ninetails the onetails, who is at odds with his Jinchuuriki and we can glass; and the one we have an elemental advantage over.

All of the other Jinchuuriki would rekt Tsuki.
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>>666448
Like I said, Fuu is better than a lot of you guys give her credit for. She has anti fire tech
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>>666448
>>666500
It's not about winning. It's not even about getting promoted (but that's certainly important too).
It's about everyone saying we fought head on with three jinchuurikis (or two if gaara wracks us, it'll still be a feat) while only a rookie. Doesn't matter that we loose, it's gonna be expected considering the structure of the tounament. Just because the tourney isn't forgiving of people who have to give their all at every fight doesn't mean the crowd won't.
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I hope you're prepared for the consequences of your actions, anons.
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>>668031
So long as we don't threaten to ban Gaara from ramen and make him cry I think we are.
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>>668031
Why no name Wargle?
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>>668031
He's given us no choice.
We have to friendship the shit out of him.
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