Character Gen: What Can Go WrongGeneral rules:There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as circumstances warrant.Combat mechanics are up in the air. Suggestions are welcome. I want to try to move it a bit away from just having video game mechanics of trading blows.Call me out on a mistake and receive a suggestive picture.
This is gonna be good.
Here we go
>>648462I didn't think we'd see this so soon. I'm glad.
This is going to be good.
>>648462Once we make a character I can make a new edit for this quest
everyone get excitetime for a /fa/ MC with a thing for butts
>>648462Our Turkey overlord returns again!
Sup gobble Didn't think it would come this fast
I hope the playerbase isn't as fucking bad as the last one
>>648486I will support if chick.
'Ere we go lads
>>648462No Pallet Town? How will I ship anyone now?
>>648486AWW YEAH!>>648489It's going to be most of the same playerbase with some new people jumping on, probably.
Huka/Terichi Island looks like a penis.
>>648497Get in the Loanah mood brudda.
>>648500No anon you are just a dick crazed fool seeing dicks everywhere
Oh man, here we go.
>>648462We need more smaller towns without gyms for [s]filler[/s] exploration.
>>648503Well, no reason to get salty before anything's even happened, people might surprise you.
>>648513Well there are probably plenty of unmarked places on a map some tourist has.
Growlithe starter or bust
>>648462Aw shit yes, I never thought it would have been this soon.>>648503Why did you think it would be different? Also what do you think we should do differently this time around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlNw_ZbrF6AObligatory and appropriate music.
>>648521>another fire dogWhy>>648522Be less melodramatic when a 1 is rolled
>>648521Magikarp starter or bust.
>>648526I think we should be at least 50% more melodramatic when a 1 is rolled, even if the new system doesn't use critfails.
>>648519more realistically, I just dont think Gobble has gotten around to it yet.
[A note before we start. Character gen is always toughest because so many important aspects are done before you get a feel for the quest and setting. We'll be doing some character generation, but the MC we end up with down the line could be a lot different if anons consistently vote one way or the other. This is the background for who you were. Going to a new place like this is a great opportunity to reinvent yourself. Maybe your background is being a huge nerd and you're going to try to hide that. I don't know.There will also be some subjects and opinions brought up by characters in the quest. The islands have a whole thing going with some people believing opening up to the rest of the world hurts their culture and others welcoming it. This is in no way whatsoever a commentary on anything in the real world. I like escape in my escapism and feel that making real world commentary is tacky at best.The map is just major locations. There are a lot of smaller things withheld for the sake of exploration and discovery, including very small islands that aren't big enough to go on the map.Pokemon strength relies a lot more on individual training than their particular species. Please don't worry about being mechanically hampered by choosing your favorites.And I think that's about it. Let's get started!]
>>648521Raltz female or Nidoran male are my choices.
>>648528Starting with a splash! Some people think it's trash.But that's just balderdash! It's Magikarp! (flash)
>>648556Why not Feebas?
>>648522only panic when something bad happens, not before anything happens at all.
SewaddleCuboneTynamoThose are the suggestions for starters I've most liked, and it sort of creates a triangle, even if it's not a perfect one.
>>648566m-more of this please
>>648567Mine too, but I think Gobble has made up their mind at this point
Haven't missed votes yet
>>648553Why a fucking nidoran?
Choosing our starter looks like it's going to be the most dividing issue. You better limit the hell out of our options, Gobble.
You glance out the window of your plane and take in the Loanah Archipelago as you fly to the small airport Kaitwe. Since you’re moving here, you know a little about the place from what you’ve read in the in-flight pamphlet and some other sources.The islands have been mostly secluded for their history. They’ve been invaded several times, but never conquered. Guerilla fighters, unpredictable weather, and seemingly the trees and Pokemon themselves always make outside invaders pack up and leave. The islanders have developed a strong sense of regional pride and independence, and unity. Well, as united as the many islands can get. But things change. A plant called vispum that grows on the islands has been shown to have all sorts of uses. From spices to textiles to biodegradable plastics. It’s a miracle plant. But for whatever reason, it only grows on these islands. It’s a massive economic boon. With the money comes mainlanders, tourists, and other outsiders, but it also brings many things the islanders couldn’t afford before. There are mixed feelings all over, but only a few of them extreme enough to be a problem.That’s not something a kid starting their journey should worry about, though. At least, that’s what you’re told by...>Your mom. You don’t have a dad>Your dad. You don’t have a mom>Mom and dad.>Mom and dad between visits. They’re divorced
>>648586>Mom and dad.
>>648586>>Mom and dad.
>>648547>>648586I like the nerd idea. So Imma do some writin.We are Loka, a 21 year old University student. We've been allowed by our parents to skip our Pokemon adventure as long as we don't have to do a year over because they don't have the money to keep paying the school another year. Our family is already saving every last penny to pay for tuition, after all. Last winter, we got sick and missed a lot of classes, and now we failed a year as a result. This means we have to earn our own tuition and the deal we made with our parents means we have to do so as a trainer, as it would teach us to stand on our own legs. Of course, being 21 and never having had any experience with Pokemon beyond reading books about them, we're behind kids half our age when it comes to being a trainer, but the prize for winning the championship includes a scholarship (real life Pokemon world championship actually gives out scholarships as prizes) so this drives us to try anyway.
>>648586>Your dad. You don't have a mom.
>>648586>Mom and dad between visits. They’re divorced
>>648586>Mom and dad
>>648586>Your dad. You don’t have a mom
>>648586>>Mom and dad.Captcha wants palm trees gobble
>>648586>Mom and dad.>>648575Brotodile or bust
>>648586>Your dad. You don’t have a momBreak the norm by going single father!
>>648586>Your mom. You don’t have a dad>>648580It ended up being my main. When I was a kid my older brother and I got into a fight, he took my gameboy and released my charmander. Nidoran is what I had left and I'll be damned if that little shit didn't take me all the way to the top. I had bead the first gym or so and was convinced that was too far to start over.
>>648586>Your dad. You don’t have a momI don't know, I've always thought the father-son relationship was more interesting.
>>648586>Your mom. You don’t have a dad
>>648586>Your mom. You don’t have a dadThe classics are classics for a reason.
>>648521Togepi starter or waffles.
>>648566[Oh my! Saved]
>>648586>Mom and dadDad is a famous Pokemon contest trainerMom is a gym leader
>>648604Still gonna vote for being a guy who likes fashion and is interested in contest
>>648601Gator line OP
>>648586>Mom and mom.
>>648616Of course but this is just the family vote, we will vote for that a bit later.
>>648586Both of your dads
>>648586>Mom and dad.First time. I'm excite.
>>648623>>648627Yeah, just saying what I want since someone else is. Don't want to start an argument
>>648616Good for you. I'd prefer literally any other set of character traits.
>>648634Well what would you prefer?Now is a good time for ideas and finding out why there good/bad
>>648616Regardless of how the character turns out I am Hyped
That’s not something a kid starting their journey should worry about, though. At least, that’s what you’re told by mom and dad.You have mixed feelings about moving here. Besides that bit of a rundown, you don’t know a whole lot about it. You’ve left everything from your old life behind. Building a new life won’t be easy. Not that it’s easy being...>An only child>The youngest>The oldest>The middle child>Something else
>>648644Not him I'm hoping to be a sporty chick here to explore the pokemon and the islands.
>>648653>The middle child
>>648653>>The youngestWe get babied alot but get baby mons!
>>648591>tfw always posting just after Gobble so nobody will read
>>648653>>The middle child
>>648644>An only child
>>648653>The middle childWhy else would we move so far? We have to make a name for ourselves.
>>648653>The oldestWith two younger siblings.Namely a sister and brother in that order.
>>648653Middle child syndrome! Plus, we can be joined by the youngest, and fight with the oldest!
>>648653>The youngestShit, I suddenly want a cool onee-san to look up to.
>>648653>The middle childMaybe we can have a cool older brother/sister we look up to and a younger one who looks up to us. The chain of admiration goes all the way down the line!
>>648644Honestly, I don't know what I want.>>648653>The middle child
>>648653>The middle childGuys I don't want it do contests I really don't like them, I'm all about battles
>>648653>the middle child >>648654Do you plan to be a lesbian again Do you plan on being a haremshit again I'm first with the first The second I would rather not do
>>648690We could still do both, I mostly just want something different.
>>648690I'm with you there. I don't mind having a /fa/ protagonist but I'd probably skip contest threads.
>>648690if contests win by some fluke miracle I am outta here like last year
>>648690>>648697>>648698There's no reason we can't do both.
>>648690I'm fine with the fashionI don't want to contest
>>648653>The youngest>>648694Good with Lesbian. Not horribly opposed to straight. Decidedly against harem.
>>648653>Something elseA pokemon raised as a person.
>>648690I liked how they were done in the anime
>>648694>Do you plan to be a lesbian again >Do you plan on being a haremshit againNONODear Pokemon Jesus God NO
>>648711Yeah, this is what I would want. Battles with a focus on doing cool shit, not just take turns to do moves against nothing. If people don't want it that is fine though.
Wasn't the character bi and then dropped the harem to have a girlfriend or something?
>>648702Other than contests being shit.
>>648711>>648716Yeah, the anime interpretation was superior to the games.
>>648653>The youngest>>648690I'd need to see how Gobble handled contests before really having a major opinion on them. In theory it ought to have a lot of the same qualities as a battle, just less pummeling.Unless Contests in this region are basically just battles with judges who care less about who wins the fight and more how cool everyone looked doing it.
>>648690Contests feel like a gimmick to me, a distraction from the real battling.
>>648717don't speak of the before timesit triggers...THEM
>>648726/u/ fags or anti /u/ fags?
>>648711>>648702>>648695It's not that they're bad or anything, I just don't like splitting focus on training for battles and training for contests.>>648723True.>>648724Pretty much how I feel.
>>648731Judging on the reaction of the namefag I'm going with anti /u/.
>>648734Gobble tends to be pretty open, so I'm sure contest training could be used in battles. But we still have to wait and see.
>>648721The anime did a lot better compared to the gamesToo bad the writing sucks>drops mic>walks backwards >slowly
>>648731two sides of the same coin
>>648723The biggest thing I'm worried about is spending multiple threads micro-managing how a performance routine works. I don't want to have to vote on costumes and stuff like that.
>>648731We're a dude.
>>648744In what sense?Because there's a lot wrong with the writing in the anime.You're going to have to be more specific.
>>648748with a hot older sister
You’re the middle child. Squished between two siblings, you rarely get as much attention as the other two. Not that you’re neglected or anything. It just gives you more time to do your own thing.Like everyone, you’ve got your hobbies and skills. You’re still an amatuer, but you have some experience with...>Fashion. There’s no person or pokemon you can’t make look better.>Cooking. Great for strong growing Pokemon and morale>Tinkering. You’re good at tweaking anything electronic or mechanical>Trivia. You’re a walking Pokedex, dictionary, and encyclopedia>Exploring outdoors. Herbal remedies, tracking, foraging>Athletics. You’re sporty and coordinated>Something else
>>648748>inb4 surgery write ins start popping up en masse
>>648752>>Fashion. There’s no person or pokemon you can’t make look better.
>>648752>Academics, we're a nerd
>>648752>Fashion. There’s no person or pokemon you can’t make look better.
>>648752>>Fashion. There’s no person or pokemon you can’t make look better.>Fashion. There’s no person or pokemon you can’t make look better.We're fabulous.
>>648752>>Exploring outdoors. Herbal remedies, tracking, foraging
>>648752>Cooking. Great for strong growing Pokemon and morale
>>648752>Academics.Nerd mode engaged.
>>648752>Exploring outdoors. Herbal remedies, tracking, foraging
>>648752>Cooking. Great for strong growing Pokemon and moraleSeems like a good skill to have.
>>648750Everything JustEverything Except some of the battles Even then those have shonen tier ass pulls
>>648752>Cooking. Great for strong growing Pokemon and moralePokeman vs Food
>>648752>Fashion. There’s no person or pokemon you can’t make look better.>Cooking. Great for strong growing Pokemon and morale>Athletics.You wouldn't ask anything of your pokemon you wouldn't do yourself
if we play a /fa/ guy, can we avoid /fa/ like the cancer it is
>>648780You mean focus on shoes 90% of the time? Sure
>>648780I'm wondering about the love for fashion.
>>648752>Academics, we're a nerdI was tempted to pick cooking, but mostly just because I like the idea of being a cook with an omelet pokemon. Despite the fact that we probably wouldn't get / keep a Togepi.
>>648777You'll get no argument from me. I'm in the camp of scrap the anime and base one off the Adventures Manga.
>>648752>Tinkering. You’re good at tweaking anything electronic or mechanical
>>648752>>Trivia. You’re a walking Pokedex, dictionary, and encyclopedia
>>648752>>Fashion. There’s no person or pokemon you can’t make look better.And then if we can have a secondary hobby:>Cooking. Great for strong growing Pokemon and morale
>>648752>Trivia. You’re a walking Pokedex, dictionary, and encyclopedia
>>648752>>Fashion. There’s no person or pokemon you can’t make look better.>Cooking. Great for strong growing Pokemon and morale
I just realized WE COULD BECOME THE GORDEN RAMSEY OF THE POKEMON WORLD >>648787Changing to cooking
>>648810So we can talk shit?I'll switch to >Cooking.
>>648810We could also wind up being Cilan.If you're going to go to cooking, it's best to combo it with something so we're not going to be stuck making food puns all the time,
>>648824Some of those memes are hilarious.
>>648816That and actually be a good cook and trainer along with judging everyone who is a failure and have the best reality show
>>648810We could do the same thing for outfits.
>>648752>>648759Provided Nerd doesnt win, I'm changing vote to Cooking so at elast that might win instead
>>648752Changing mine to cooking
>>648842Fashion and Cooking seems to be the two getting the most attention.
Honestly the fashion route just makes my desire to compete in contests and not gyms even bigger.
>>648752Gobble I'll change >>648758to >>Cooking. Great for strong growing Pokemon and morale
>>648810Could we do a mix of both? Let one of them be the thing we actually talk alot about, and have the other one be a sort of natural talent thing that we do on the fly.
I'm glad cooking is getting attention I didn't think it would gain traction, cooking attracts the waifus
>>648763I'm changing to>fashionbecause fuck cooking.>>648752
>>648857Yeah, this sounds good.Cooking is more of an art than a science after all.
There's no reason we can't be a fabulous trainer who also likes to cook. This seems like it's just a vote to determine what we're best at, rather than our only interest.>>648857Yeah, what this guy said.
>>648857Or we could just be reasonably good at both, instead of pretty good at one of them. I really like the idea of becoming the Shirou.
>>648857I'd rather not. Fashion sucks.
>>648857It would be nice, but I think people that really hate fashion might be trying to make Cooking more onesided with all the post suddenly with only 1 post and no other words.
>>648851what if we started pokemon training just to gather the rarest ingredients? Gotta make the best dishes from the very best ingredients.
This just got hilariously samefagged and spite voted. Christ almighty you shitlords hold it in
what does fashion bring to the table?
>>648848Yup. Fashion took an early lead, but now cooking has pulled ahead.I'm sticking with the academics option. It'd be a nice change from our last PC. It kinda has no chance to win though. Oh well, you can't make an omelet without breaking a few Togepis.
>>648752Changing to >Fashion. There’s no person or pokemon you can’t make look better.But yeah this is getting ugly.
>>648877Faggotry, lots of faggotry
>>648839>>648846>>648827>>648819>>648876>>648882>>648887I think these are all samefags cycling their IPs.Motioning for final destination
>>648870As long as we're not as dumb as he is, I like the sound of that.Maybe we can even get an equivalent of best girl.
>>648867>>648846>>648839>>648827>>648819>>648805>>648876>>648880>>648882>>648887No dignity, any of you
>>648752>Cooking. Great for strong growing pokemon and morale
>>648872>trying to make Cooking more onesided with all the post suddenly with only 1 post and no other wordsI mean, the fashion votes started like that.
>>648881I really don't want to be anything close to Cilan, hence my support for the 'both' option.
>>648890That does nothing, though.
just roll for it gobble
>>648848>>648842Fine, changing to cooking. Cooking is manly as fuck. Im trying not to let our character be a fucking prancing fairy. Fuck off, /fa/.
>>648893>>648901You too. God I was joking when i said I wanted a shitstorm>>648902Fashion doesn't have to be girly
>>648874I just want to shout "you bloody Pokemon-equivalent-of-donkey-because-i-can't-remember-any" at people
>>648898Agreed. It's not like this is a huge decision. It's literally deciding a hobby, of which there can be more than one.
>>648897Make it a one minute final destination as opposed to five.We have enough players to warrant that.
>>648752>Fashion. There’s no person or pokemon you can’t make look better.Please no cooking tripletsPlease
You love fashion. You know exactly what works and what doesn’t. People may say that taste is subjective, but you’re objectively great at using it.You’re also really good with literal taste, too. You’ve always ended up being the one making dinner since your older sibling pawns it off to you. You can make a pretty decent meal out of any ingredients. Nothing perks a person up like a good meal.Lastly, you’re a pretty good student. What can you say? You like to read and understand things. Cooking is chemistry, after all. You’re not making any national honor rolls or anything, but everyone knows you’re a good person to copy test answers off of.You’re in your head as you and your family exit the plane and go to your new home. You haven’t even seen it, yet. You catch your reflection in the car window.When people look at you, they note that...>You’re really, really, ridiculously good looking. You can’t not look amazing>You’re exceptionally strong and sturdy>You’re exceptionally fast and agile>You’re average in all respects, physically. You’ve gotten used to working harder to get noticed>You’re clumsy. An uncoordinated walking disaster area that makes Inspector Clouseau look graceful>Write in
>>648891That's not my empress.
>>648892>>648890I really don't think we've got 54 people here.
>>648914>You’re average in all respects, physically. You’ve gotten used to working harder to get noticedmiddle child syndrome go
>>648914Thank you for being a cool QM>You’re average in all respects, physically. You’ve gotten used to working harder to get noticed
>>648914>>You’re average in all respects, physically. You’ve gotten used to working harder to get noticed
>>648914>Fast and AgileWe gotta go fast.
>>648902Are you serious, you're on 4chan you insecure fuck.
>>648914>You’re exceptionally fast and agile>Trying to appease everyoneGoddammit.
>>648914>>You’re exceptionally strong and sturdyanything can be fashionable if youre /fit/
>>648914>You’re really, really, ridiculously good looking. You can’t not look amazingphysically impossible for us to look bad
>>648914>>You’re really, really, ridiculously good looking. You can’t not look amazingSupporting /fa/ as fuck from now on.
>>648914>You’re average in all respects, physically. You’ve gotten used to working harder to get noticedIt's no fun if we're already great at relevant things.
>>648914>You’re average in all respects, physically. You’ve gotten used to working harder to get noticedWith that mix, how can we not be the jack of all trades? Stronger, quicker, smarter people will underestimate us while we blindside them.
>>648914>You’re exceptionally fast and agile
>>648914>You’re exceptionally fast and agileUseful in a kitchen, sowing room or running for your life.
>>648914>You’re really, really, ridiculously good looking. You can’t not look amazinghowever>You’re clumsy. An uncoordinated walking disaster area that makes Inspector Clouseau look graceful
>>648914>You’re average in all respects, physically. You’ve gotten used to working harder to get noticed
>>648914>>You’re really, really, ridiculously good looking. You can’t not look amazingThe wonders of good nutrition.
>>648914>You’re exceptionally fast and agileWe are cooking Speed Star
>>648914>You’re really, really, ridiculously good looking. You can’t not look amazing
>>648914>You’re exceptionally strong and sturdyTIME TO BE HUGE
>>648914>>You’re really, really, ridiculously good looking. You can’t not look amazing
>>648914>ridiculously good looking True reality star route start
>>648914>You have really long hair.
>>648914>Strong and sturdy
>>648907No, it can also be fedora-tier.>>648929Yes, which is why it's full of faggots who like fashion like some kind of flaming diva.
>>648914>You’re exceptionally strong and sturdy>Not being a big guy Y
>>648941oh I like that actually
>>648958Don't try to start shit when the vote is already called my man.
>>648914>You’re average in all respects, physically. You’ve gotten used to working harder to get noticed>>648930I feel that's kind of Gobble's MO on a lot of decisions that aren't mutually exclusive or horribly one sided.
>>648930I have to agree - it's not as enjoyable if we get the grab bag and everyone gets what they want. I would rather us focus on the one thing we are "really good at." Even if my choice didn't "win."That said, Gobble's being swamped by votes and the pressure's on. I know you'll do a great job, Gobble. I'm confident you won't have us be good at everything but you'll give our character dimension.
>>648914>You’re really, really, ridiculously good looking. You can’t not look amazingNarcissism is fun.
>>648970Resolved, not called. Practically the same, but a spade's a spade.
>>648972>I feel that's kind of Gobble's MO on a lot of decisions that aren't mutually exclusive or horribly one sided.It is, and that's one of the things he's really got going for him.
>>648982Yeah, samefags seem to be crashing this no matter what anyways.
/fa+/fit/ are mandatory/fa/ alone makes you looks like an idiot or a hipster
>>648977Probably isn't going to be a problem with all the votes for being average.
>>648985It's a major liability and I've never been happy with the attempts at appeasement, even when I'm an appeased party.
>>648985And it's turning us into a Mary Sue.
>>648986It's a damn shame, the sad part is most are going to bugger off after the first thread. Shit's stupid
>>648914>You’re average in all respects, physically. You’ve gotten used to working harder to get noticed>You’re clumsy. An uncoordinated walking disaster area that makes Inspector Clouseau look gracefulBit of both.
>>649001Then this isn't the quest for you. Gobble always puts votes that aren't exclusive together>>649002We haven't even started.
>>648994Nigga if there's one board more gay than /fa/ it must be /fit/.
>>648994Why does zyzz look like such a cunt?Is it the neck, you think? Or the hair?
>>648986Yeah, it's getting worse, considering there're now apparently sixty-six people here.There's no way it's not a dedicated samefag(s)
>>649013Almost entirely the hair, I think.
>>649014Well if you reset you won't get the same ID twice. Anyone that just votes once and never does anyhting again should have their vote discarded
>>649012nigga did I /say/ that /fit/ isn't gay af?>>649013probably cause hes a sick cunt
>>649001>>649002When it's a minor decision like this, who cares if he went with more than one option? Samefagging or no, fashion and cooking were close enough that giving it to both was fine.It's hard for us to be a mary sue when literally all we know about the character so far is what he likes to do and (roughly) what his family situation is. Chill out.
>>649014Mine seemed to change when I lost my wifi connection on my phone
>>649022>When it's a minor decision like this, who cares if he went with more than one option?The only thing I wanted out of that vote was for fashion to lose, so me.
>>648977I hope Gobble abstracts the choices a bit. Like 3 "points" in one thing, 2 in another, 1 somewhere else so we are not the super-intelligent/master chef/fashionista.
>>649023>implying zyzz was photoshoppedsad cunt detected
>>649024It doesn't hurt to point that out then.>>649031Well its a quest, if you can't handle something winning sucks to suck.
>>649024Wait now it's back to what it was
>>649019Seems the most reasonable answer.
>>649031Well, if you're gonna be that spiteful, you're not gonna be having a great time.
>>649034Fuck you too.
>>649022we're gonna need some major, MAJOR flaws to offset being a fucking Gordon Lagerfeld-Einstein.>>649033So he really looks that misshapen in real life?
>>649024That's different to blatantly samefagging.
>>649039>If you don't like an option, you're just being spiteful
>>649022It does dilute the character a bit.Like we're both into fashion, cooking and academics.Fashion is generally vain.The way cooking was presented by Gobble makes us seem very family-oriented and caring for our siblings which practically contradicts the vain aspect.And then academics is this intellectual pursuit.I mean, there are people with all three of these interests and technically the supposed contradictions here can be remedied or explained, but we're talking about a character who is updated every post with less than 3000 characters to speak of their drive and the action of the plot.there's going to be in-character reasons for three way splits between doing something educational, something about caring for our "team" via cooking and then focusing on ourself via fashion.
>>649038Yeah, all someone has to do is post twice withing a large period of time.>>649036Living on the edge I see.
To those worrying about the brewing shitstorm. It will be gone by thread three. Stick through char gen and the quest will be good.
>>649045>we're gonna need some major, MAJOR flaws to offset being a fucking Gordon Lagerfeld-Einstein.The MC thinks that Tomatoes are a vegetable.
>>649048Finally someone understands.
meet the new pokemon quest playerbasesame as the old pokemon quest playerbase
>>649047You can not like it, just don't whine and complain about it.
>>649045We have an interest in them, we aren't amazing at any.>>649047You are being spiteful>>649048Yeah, but Gobble can make it work.>>649058It will be just 1 spiteful anon by thread 4.
>>649059>Don't express your opinion if it disagrees with mine
>>649045you sound fat brahwhy don't you want to be a sick cunt brah
>>649048This pretty much, although the smart bit seems a lot less focused and toned down then in the original option.
>>649048He gave us all three my first thought was Brock honestly but we don't have that many siblings
>>649032Based on his post, that seems to be the case.>>649045Yeah, we would, if that were what we were. We know nothing about this character yet aside from what we like.>>649048Making a lot of assumptions about our character before our personality is even able to be voted on, friendo.
>>649048We want to do well so we're not a disappointment.We cook because it helps out.The fashion is our escape from responsibility.
>>649045>Major flaw as balancehe's piloted by us, how much more flawed can you get than being controlled by like 30 different autists all shrieking at each other?
>>649063>You are being spitefulSpite implies that I'm doing something to ruin somebody else's time. Hating fashion is purely out of self-interest.
>>649078Don't you mean 71?
>>649058Gobble dosen't deserve thisWhy are we all shitBesides the fact that we all use 4chan
>>649048With how they were presented it looks to me like one of them is an interest we work on and the other two are more natural talents.Also I don't feel fashion and cooking are that exclusive. Least for Pokemon, some of the best ways to make them look good is making sure they're eating right after all.
>>648914>You’re exceptionally strong and sturdy>You’re really, really, ridiculously good looking. You can’t not look amazing
>>649074But I'm really not.What happens when the options are.>cook dinner>read academic journal>Dress up friend in cool outfitThree way tie more yelling at each other because Gobble couldn't put his/her foot down right now and give us a focus.
>>649078This anon gets it.He's going to fuck up at least once a thread.Kat's probably glad to have this mess out of her head.
You don’t stick out that much. You just don’t turn any heads one way or another. But that’s okay. That just gives you more opportunity to focus on the things you’re good at. That’s made you a hard worker, and fairly driven. Turns out that hard work doesn’t always get noticed while it’s happening, but at least results are always impossible to ignore.Of course, it’s not like you’re flawless. You’re also, maybe, considered just a little teensy tiny bit...>Weird. What a weirdo. You weird person, you.>A magnet for bad luck>Naive and trusting>Competitive and easily taunted>Rude. You can’t help but be a smartass sometimes>Something else
>>649066It's the hair, and the neck a little bit.I'll definitely give it to you: he's ripped. But he looks a mighty cunt, anon. Like if a Final Fantasy character had sex with Dwayne Johnson and didn't want to go through with the abortion for religious reasons.
>>649081>Gobble dosen't deserve thiswrong
>>649078Please dont make this sound like TPP, even if it is.
So this is what a big quest looks like.What an incredibly different experience...
>>649090>>A magnet for bad luckthose 1's are coming anyway
>>649090>Competitive and easily taunted>A magnet for bad luck
>>649082Exactly. This guy gets it.>>649085Then we pick what makes sense in context. This isn't hard, anon.>>649090>Naive and trusting
>>649080wasn't looking at poster count... that just makes it worse though.
>>649090>Naive and trustingFull Shirou. Can't avoid helping people left and right, no matter what.
>>649081Divide by two for the more likely number.>>649085That's probably not going to be a problem.
>>649090>A magnet for bad luck
>>649090>Weird. What a weirdo. You weird person, you.
>>649090>Naive and trusting>Competitive and easily taunted
>>649090>Weird. What a weirdo. You weird person, you.>Naive and trusting
>>649090>Competitive and easily tauntedHothead time
>>649090>>Rude. You can’t help but be a smartass sometimes
>>649090>Rude. You can't help but be a smartass sometimes
>>649103>2more like 3
>>649096god help Gobble if the MC has to pick toppings for a pizza
>>649090>Naive and trusting
>>649090>A magnet for bad luck>Naive and trusting
>>649090>A magnet for bad luckYou want conflict? Here you go.
>>649090>Competitive and easily taunted>Naive and trustingI like this combination
>>649090>>A magnet for bad luck>>Naive and trusting>>649116Wars have been fought for less.
>>649090>Weird. What a weirdo. You weird person, you.I can't not pick it
>>649090>Over-imaginative, like a chuuni
>>649081Gobble uses 4chan. And maybe he likes shit, this being 4chan and all.>>649090R-RUDE!
>>649085We have our friend read the academic journal to us as we work on her accessories, the casserole is going to be baking for awhile so we should have time.More seriously, we just pick which one we want to do. Gobble said so in the second post, this is just background, our choices will define the character from here.
>>649090>>Rude. You can’t help but be a smartass sometimesThis encapsulates 4chan
>>649116Now that would be a shitstorm.
>>649090>>Something elseAirheaded, you miss details not related to your passions and have tendency to blunder into situations.
>>649116B-But what happens if our choices are>pepperoni>sausage>pineapple and ham>vegetableThe quest might just EXPLODE from all the conflicting choices, because Gobble wouldn't just put his foot down and pick one topping we like the most!
If we don't rude how will we be Gordon Ramsey?
>>649090Naive and trusting
>>649116SAUSAGEFAGS LEAVE NOW
>>649096Yeah it's terrible right? Smaller quests are more enjoyable for me honestly.
>>649090>Something else>A magnet for weird stuff.
How is bad luck a fucking character flaw? The actual sodding fuck. I hate anime tropes....
>>649144fuck off you pineapple loving faggotpineapples mold epidemic best day of my life
>>649116>Not going plainPhilistines
>>649116Ugh, all of you are ruining this pizza with your superfluous toppings, cheese pizza best pizza.
>>649139Have you not heard of 'the lot'?
>>649150>I hate anime tropesMaybe you shouldn't be on an anime quest on an anime imageboard then, faggot.
>>649146Honestly no. Maybe because I'm new to this stuff but this is amazing. It's lively and exciting.
>>649139>Pizza has all the toppings
>>649155>implying pineapple fagThat's the only worse than sausagefags>>649158>taste this shit
>>649150Pessimism.Like, Marvin from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy levels of pessimism.
>>649090>Competitive and easily taunted
>>649168It isn't a real fucking flaw it's some cheap gimmick nonsense
>>649177Nigga, I will throw down
>>649139everything but pineapple and ham can go together nicely with eachother, gobble would obviously combine them into a custom super supreme pizza.basically a meatlovers with added mushrooms, onions, artichoke, garlic and sun dried tomato.
>>649139I can't wait for the in-character melt down.
>>649181>Bad luck isn't a character flawSomeone hasn't read enough Spider-man.
>>649181See >>649179We expect bad luck all the time, so we might spiral when things go bad.
>>649090>>Weird. What a weirdo. You weird person, you.>>A magnet for bad luck
>>649184>not wanting five cheese Under aged confirmed
>>649191male hex maniac then?
>>649188This anon gets it.
>>649139order the stoner pie
>>649186More like in-character digestion troubles.
>>649185>meatlovers with added mushrooms, onions, artichoke, garlic and sun dried tomatoI was with you until you said onion. Now I must declare a blood feud.Onion on pizza? Disgusting.
Why Naive and Unlucky?
>>649143>>649149>>649153Yeah all these new IDs voting for the same thing with no prior posts... Plus this blatent samefag:>>649194>>649134
>>649204>Liking mushrooms Kill yourself kiddo
>>649214Because it feels opposite to Kat and fun. Because Kat was lucky most of the time.
>>649204even caramelized? I admit I was kinda grasping at that point since I don't usually go for veggie pizza.
>>649214who the fuck knows, they don't give a fuck. The actual players will be left with this shit when the first thread samefaggots all leave.
>>649214Because it's fun.
>>649214We think that things couldn't get any worse and they'll just stay consistently bad.The reality is, MC just overreacts to life's minor inconveniences.
>>649217>not liking mushroomswhat are you a picky 5 year old?
>>649227Basically, we sweat the small stuff and that mess with our confidence and ability to make decisions.
>>649090>Weird. What a weirdo. You weird person, you.Maybe some random habit that came about from trying to stand out more? I don't know, I just kind of like the idea more than just being Naive about everything.
>>649222You:Read this:>>649227It's an awkwardly worded option, but this is what's meant.
>>649199French fry pizza is actually a very popular type of pizza in Italy. Its fucking delish.
>>649116Supreme pizza or bust.
Gobble will you marry me?
>>649232Just a member of the superior five cheese master race
So I'm normally the last person to whine about samefags, but some anons aren't even bothering to change their IPs before re-voting. Maybe Gobble can just roll for it?
>>6492445 cheese is good I'll grant, just not my preference.
I don't envy Gobble at all. Holy shit.
>>649252Even without samefags there's support for the bad luck\pessimism option.
>>649256Gobble doesn't deserve this shit at all. This also reaffirms my position that char gen is fucking cancer.
>>649256As far as char gen goes, this actually isn't that bad. That said, we haven't had a gender vote yet.
People tell you that you’re a bit too naive and trusting. People tend to take advantage of you and the universe seems to really stick it to you after. Bad stuff just comes your way more often than other people, from your perspective.But at least you have your trusty:>State-of-the-art Pokedex>Rare, advanced Pokeball.>Grandpa’s old multitool. It’s as handy as can be>Small, portable berry grower. Yum!>New poke-egg. You just got it and have no idea what’s inside>Wads of cash>Something else
>>649268>New poke-egg. You just got it and have no idea what’s inside
>>649264The shitstorm will be massive no matter what
>>649252But you're right. This is kind of ridiculous.The thing is, if Gobble rolls, it defeats the purpose of the vote.Maybe just discount IDs that aren't discussing or dock a number of votes from the samefagged choice?
>>649268>>New poke-egg. You just got it and have no idea what’s inside
>>649268>New poke-egg. You just got it and have no idea what’s insideGotta mystery box
>>649268>>New poke-egg. You just got it and have no idea what’s insidewew lads
>>649263It's only as cancerous as the players.>>649268>New poke-egg. You just got it and have no idea what’s inside
>>649268>New poke-egg. You just got it and have no idea what’s insideGambling is fun.
>>649268>New poke-egg. You just got it and have no idea what’s insideRare pokemon ahoy?
>>649268>Poke-eggYou always or the mystery box.
>>649268>>Small, portable berry grower. Yum!
>>649268>New poke-egg. You just got it and have no idea what’s insideNot that this will need more votes to win.
>>649268>New poke-egg. You just got it and have no idea what’s insideHow could anyone not pick the mystery pokebox?With that, I'm out for the night. Thanks for the thread, Gobble!
>>649268>>Small, portable berry grower. Yum!Delicious berry goodness.
>>649268>New poke eggMYSTERT BOX
>>649263>>648462"Character Gen: What Can Go Wrong">>649268>New poke-egg. You just got it and have no idea what’s inside
>>649268>New poke-egg. You just got it and have no idea what’s insideNow this is where it's at.Incidentally, are we going to vote on the Aura Reader thing?
>>649268>Small, portable berry grower. Yum!
>>649268>Grandpa’s old multitool. It’s as handy as can beI was tempting to pick the poke-egg, but with bad luck, it's got at least a 50% chance of being a Magikarp.The other 50% is Bidoof
>>649273>Maybe just discount IDs that aren't discussing or dock a number of votes from the samefagged choice?Those seem like treatments that are worse than the disease.
>>649292[Thanks for coming!]
>>649264>this actually isn't that bad. I get your perspective, but I still wouldn't wish this on Gobble. Unless if she enjoys this kind of thing.Hey, Gobble? Are you a sadist? Or maybe a masochist?
>>649268>Small, portable berry grower. Yum!>New poke-egg. You just got it and have no idea what’s inside
>>649268>New poke-egg. You just got it and have no idea what’s insideMYSTERY BOX
>>649268>>New poke-egg. You just got it and have no idea what’s inside>New poke-egg. You just got it and have no idea what’s insideMYSTERY BOX HYPE
>>649268>>Wads of cash
Okay, this one is obvious so far.
>>649268>Something elsepack of condomsbut seriously>Grandpa’s old multitool. It’s as handy as can be
nothing like a mystery box to unite quest goers.
>>649312Few can resist the lure of a good mystery box.
>>649303Well, bitching about the samefags isn't going to stop them.What do you suggest?
Well at least we can agree on the egg.
gobble, when the egg hatchesplease don't have a vote for itpick something you likeroll for itanything but vote
>>649316>condomsWe don't need those where we're going.HOOO-BOI
>>649322Just wait until we choose between Mystery Box Gift or Mystery Box Adventure>>649325Obviously
>>649311Our first vote for money. Indeed, the best super power is financial power. I salute you!
>>649268>ss>Shota/LoliShittiest normie Fetishes
>>649325Now THAT's what I call a Shitstorm
>>649325This.Adds something, getting something you weren't expecting.
>>649343>a ditto with the MC's face
>>649325Make sure to subtract 10 from the roll due to our unlucky trait :P
>>649349If unlucky is actually mechanically represented.... That's quite possibly the most retarded thing I've ever pondered
>>649348That's not what I meant.>>649349As if the dice weren't going to play hell with us anyway.
>>649349That would piss me off so much>no crits>fucks every roll over >someone rolls a zero fucking everything over
>>649268>New poke-egg. You just got it and have no idea what’s insidewe'll take the box
>>649355>Having traits that literally do nothing Y
>>649361If it is mechanically represented I would think it's only for luck rolls, not battles and stuff.
>>649355>Bad stuff just comes your way more often than other people, from your perspective.>from your perspective.Key words of that sentence.We are pessimistic, Arceus and Murphy don't have a hate boner for us.
>>649364because then you're literally having yourself be gimped in everything. It's no fun
>>648462FUCKKKK, I missed the start
>>649325Nah, don't even roll. People picked an egg, they should get an egg.
>>649364>>649370I'm pretty sure its a character perspective that the world has it out for us when it really doesn't.
>>649377Maybe it's nostalgia, but Togepi was a cute.
>>649364 I never wanted the unlucky trait But the way gobble described it makes it seem less like sucking at everything and more like bad encounters will happen more oftenWhich means we get zubat swarmed every time we walk into a cave
You hold your new egg as you glance out at the amazing view from your new home. The cool ocean breeze and setting sun cools things down. The warm weather will be just one more thing to get used to.“It’s a lot to take in, huh?”You look up at your dad and nod. “Yeah.”“I know this is a big change, but it’s a huge step up for your mom’s career. I’m glad you’ll be able to take your journey here, though. There’s a lot of magic in these islands.” He pats you on the back. “I hope you’re able to get some sleep, kiddo. Tomorrow is going to be a big day. A journey is a good chance to reinvent and find out things about yourself you never knew were there.”>Wait. You’ve been here before?>I didn’t want to move>Can’t wait!>Wait, real magic?>Something else
>>649388or maybe all our waifu will end up with 2 arrows in her eyes instead of just 1.
>>649393>Wait. You’ve been here before?>Wait, real magic?
>>649393>Wait, real magic?>Can’t wait!
>>649393>>Wait, real magic?
>>649388See >>649372I guess if there was a way the samefags could not fuck us, it'd be picking a character trait we want to get rid of.
>>649393>Wait, real magic?
>>649393>>Can’t wait!MC is part of the hype train as well
>>649393>>Wait. You’ve been here before?
>>649393>Can’t wait!>Wait, real magic?
>>649393>>Something else "What if you don't like what's there?"
>>649393>Wait. You’ve been here before?So are we out of the hell that is character generation or is this just the eye of the storm?
>>649393>Wait. You’ve been here before?>I miss my old friends.
>>649393>Wait. You’ve been here before?Also:Aura and name.I vote Alastair.
>>649393>>Can’t wait!>>Wait, real magic?
>>649393>>Something elseIt burns when I pee
>>649393>Wait. You’ve been here before?>Wait, real magic?>Stop, Hammer Time?
>>649434Damn. We forgot to vote for that. Aura that is.
>>649393>Wait. You’ve been here before?>>Wait, real magic?
>>649393>>Wait. You’ve been here before?>>Wait, real magic?
>>649393>Can’t wait!>Wait, real magic?>>649434>>649450Mordecai "The Magnificent!"
I actually don't know
only 2 hours and this thread is fast approaching autosage. damn.
>>649466Hasn't been decided yet. You're just in time for the true shitstorm to begin.
>>649469And it'll be on the board for a week still I hate /qst/
>>649475Oh, so this was the eye of the storm.
>>649268>that picOff to a solid start, Gobble.>>649393>Wait. You’ve been here before?>Wait, real magic?
>>649475lets just pick something simpleJohn
>>649475The amount of samefagging is going to be giganticIf gobble decides it's going to be even bigger
>>649493why not use a strawpollcan those be rigged?
>>649493Still worth trying, best we can hope for is the obvious samefag votes be discounted.
>>649493Gobble should just pick a name he likes
>>649498Strawpoll is even easier to rig.
>>649493I'm not super worried actually, most people have already decided to vote for male protagonist to mix it up. I'm voting to be a guy even though I usually prefer the opposite.>>649498Strawpoll is worse, it doesn't do anything to prevent re-votes that 4chan doesn't.
>>649493Let's be honest here:The majority of support in discussion has been for a guy.It's (hopefully) not going to be a question.
>>649500I still think that's a worse solution than the problem it's trying to solve.
>>649498An account with a free proxy service I won't name can net one person 9 votes, captcha or no. A pro account can get them 31.Strawpoll can't block enough proxies to make it viable, I think.
>>649505I actually like this more than voting for our name.
>>649517I suspect many of us have not yet voiced an opinion on the subject, due to it not properly coming up yet. So perhaps it is a bit early to declare that the option has majority support.
Right I've got to do a milk run. I will return.
>>649531Well people tried to promote discussion before.
>>649533After the next vote.Bloody posting too soon...
>>649512Pedro is crying twin waterfalls! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>649538Hardly.To begin with, I've never even been able to ask a girl out without being rejected, let alone get further.
“Real magic?” Your eyes light up in awe and a little fear.He laughs. “Well, I guess that depends on what you mean by real. It has a real effect on you, that’s for sure.”“You never mentioned journeying here before.” Dad does that a lot. He’s what you’d call an airhead.“I didn’t? Huh.” He tussles you hair. “It was a long time ago. I bet a lot of stuff has changed. Really nice people. Well, mostly. And the girls...whoo.”“Dad!”“Ah. Sorry. Uhh, don’t tell your mother I said that.” “I heard.” Your mom’s voice echoes from the other room. She smiles wickedly at him. He’ll pay for that later.Your dad turns back to you. “It really is an amazing place. Way more variety than you’d expect. Trust me, you’ll love it.”You consider his words, and make up your mind about how you feel. “I can’t wait!”He gives your head another tussle before leaving. “Glad to hear it.”You lay down on the soft blanket laying on the hardwood floor and hold your egg tight until morning, catching a few winks and thinking about tomorrow. When you finally do sleep, it’s about your journey. You dream about>Becoming the regional Pokemon Champion>Just having an adventure. Whatever happens, happens>Exploring unknown places and discovering secrets and lore>Making lots of new friends>Winning contests>Getting it over with so you can come home
>>649538No Som I am your fatherIAmSanta clause!
>>649555>Just having an adventure. Whatever happens, happens
>>649555>Exploring unknown places and discovering secrets and lore
>>649555>Just having an adventure. Whatever happens, happens>Exploring unknown places and discovering secrets and lore
>>649555>Exploring unknown places and discovering secrets and lorenice trips
>>649555>>Exploring unknown places and discovering secrets and loreOh boy
>>649555>Becoming the regional Pokemon Champion
>>649555>Proving that your the best
>>649555>>Just having an adventure. Whatever happens, happens
>>Exploring unknown places and discovering secrets and lore The True man is revealed in difficult times.
>>649555>Getting it over with so you can come homeWe can play the city slicker who slowly learns to enjoy the rustic charm of this place.
>>649555>Exploring unknown places and discovering secrets and lore>Making lots of new friends
>>649555>>Exploring unknown places and discovering secrets and lore
>>649555>Becoming the regional Pokemon Champion>Just having an adventure. Whatever happens, happens>Exploring unknown places and discovering secrets and lore>Making lots of new friends>Winning contests>Getting it over with so you can come homeI WANT IT ALL
>>649555>>Becoming the regional Pokemon Champion>Making lots of new friends in your pokemon
>>649555>>Just having an adventure. Whatever happens, happens>>Exploring unknown places and discovering secrets and lore
>>649555>Winning contests>Becoming the regional Pokemon Champion>Making lots of new friendsThe lore will happen anyway.
>>649582AND I WANT IT NOW
>>649555The same thing we dreamed of in the first Gobble quest.>Being Pokemon champion and kissing both a boy AND a girl.
>>649555>>Making lots of new friends>>Winning contests
>>649555>>Just having an adventure. Whatever happens, happensI feel aspirations about being Champion or taking part in Contests should probably wait until we have a Pokemon that isn't an Egg. That said we should definitely try them at least when they come up.
>>649608What this guy said.
>>649603I remember those first few friends, gobble was asking if the flirt with Robin write ins were serious.Poor gobble was so innocent then.Then the smutbins started and we corrupted the poor turkey
>>649603No anon i don't want to tread the same ground
>>649603I mean that doesn't sound too bad, yeah.
>>649619I think gobble mentioned that Robin was meant to be a character that only featured for a few threads, anons really like to hang on to their companions.
>>649630I never posted in those first threads but Robin was really fun to teaseI enjoy being teased by women... I think I'm Vance
>>649633>>649631We shall become this region's Cynthia
>>649619Gobble never deserved thisHe just wanted to play a Pokemon questWe're shitposting and samefagging over cooking and fashion
>>649655Mixed with Gordon Ramsey
We need a Ralts to wear dresses and eat the food we've cooked. Bonus points if it stay on our shoulder.
>>649694If we can even find one
>>649654Agreed on all counts.maybe future lewdbins can accommodate this top-tier fetish
You dream about exploring. You want to uncover all the secrets here and learn things nobody from the mainland knows. You’ll really keep an eye out for those opportunities.As you wake up cradling your egg, it occurs to you that your dad completely avoided talking about anything specific on his time here. Huh. Well, that’s probably because there wasn’t that much to say.It’s finally time. Your mom takes you and your siblings over to the professor’s lab. She says she’s already called ahead. Everything’s moving so fast.“Oh, sweety!” Your mom pinches your cheeks. “You grow up so fast.”Your older sister gives you a rare hug. “Good luck, twerp. Don’t let anyone trick you out of this.” She slips you a little money. She shushes you when you’re about to thank her. She’s usually bullying you, but every once in awhile she shows she cares.“Get a lot of Pokemon!” Your little brother gives you a hug, too. He hands you a tiny pebble. You look at him, confused. “It’s from our old house.” He explains.Mom looks at her watch and gives you one more quick hug. “You be safe, okay? Call me if anything happens.”They start piling back into the truck.>Okay! Bye!>But you don’t have a phone>Wait! Give your older sister an extra hug.>Give your younger brother something back.>Wish mom good luck on her new job>Something else
>>649694you know that a good chunk of the anons here will want to waifu it when it becomes a gardevoir right? regardless of its gender.
>>649694>tfw you will never give a Ralts home-baked food and juice boxes.
>>649703>But you don’t have a phone
>>649703>Wait! Give your older sister an extra hug.>Give your younger brother something back.>Wish mom good luck on her new jobThese three. We seem like we're a sweet kid.
>>649703>>Give your younger brother something back.Our scarf
>>649703>Wait! Give your older sister an extra hug.>Give your younger brother something back.>Wish mom good luck on her new job
>>649703>But you don't have a phoneThis line made me laugh very hard
>>649703>Okay! Bye!>Wish mom good luck on her new job
>>649703>But you don’t have a phone>Wish mom good luck on her new job
>>649703>>Wait! Give your older sister an extra hug.>>Give your younger brother something back.>>Wish mom good luck on her new job
>>649703>>Okay! Bye!enough set up
>>649703>>Wait! Give your older sister an extra hug.
>>649703>>Wait! Give your older sister an extra hug.>>Give your younger brother something back.>>Wish mom good luck on her new jobLeaving home is always emotional.
>>649703>Okay!bye!Calling it now Sister is rivalBrother is personal jobber
>>649703>Wish mom good luck on her new job
>>649703>Okay! Bye!>Wish mom good luck on her new job>Wait! Give your older sister an extra hug.>Give your younger brother something back.Best to leave on the best terms you can with your family. And then after leaving:>But you don’t have a phone
>>649703>Wait! Give your older sister an extra hug.>>Give your younger brother something back.>>Wish mom good luck on her new job
So, the pebble is getting turned into a necklace right?
>tfw wait all week for this quest>guess it'll start tomorrow>starts at 2am just as I'm going to sleep J U S T
>>649745>inb4 elemental stone
Are we Mon or Gyal?
So how did we get the egg?Were our grandparents the daycare people and they just had some abandoned ones or did we win it in a contest or find it in our backyard?Do our siblings have one of their own?
>>649770>>649766All in due time
>>649770Big Sis squatted down one day and popped it out on the living room rug Dad was so proud
>>649775So when it hatches we'll know what pokemon our big sis likes most.
>>649775>older sister was a poke the whole time>we never noticedOur keen observational skills will serve us well on this journey.
>>649787I'm going to bet Torchic.
>>649703>He hands you a tiny pebble. I see you, you fuckin' checkov's gun.
>>649798What are we going to fire it at?
>>649795Wrong. It'll be a full-sized Alolan Exeggutor, and it'll telescope out of the egg the moment it hatches.
>>649795Hoping for Larvitar imo.
>>649803With this playerbase? Fucking. EVERYTHING.
>>649795it will be a Drowzee for they are the rapists of the pokemon world
The mystery box is going to open soon Gobble pls roll to avoid the mass shitstorm
>>649813This thing is going to be the pendant in Dark Souls, isn't it?
>>649813Don't you mean save it for the final battle?
>>649817I thought that was Mr Mime?>>649818>We roll Latias or LatiosWell, at least keeping track of an invisible baby would make for an interesting quest...
>>649810Me too he is the cutest
>>649803Someone's eye, with our luck.
>>649829>Failed to roll for satanKill me now
>>649810>>649830Still hoping for a Pichu that we can evolve into an Alola Riachu
>>649839a lapras with hydrophobia
>>649839NOPIKACHU DOES NOT NEED MORE SPECIAL TREATMENT
>>649850So, it'll repel water when it surfs and will have a short lifespan without intervention.I can dig this.
I'm assuming we'll probably be around thread 10~ when SM releases?
You give your sister an extra hug. You don’t always get along, but these are one of those moments where you know you can be vulnerable.You turn to your little brother. He wipes off some snot. “Here.” You take off your scarf and hand it to him in his snotless hand.““Mom!”Your mom turns to you.“Good luck on the new job.”She smiles. For the first time, you realize that maybe she’s been feeling guilty that everyone has up and changed their lives for her career. Your approval looks like it means a lot to her.Her smile turns to panic when she sees the time. “OkaybyeIloveyoucallmeeeeeee!” The truck screeches off.Oh right. You don’t have a phone.You exit the bright sunlight and enter into the lab.Looks like you’re not the only one starting today. You see five girls and-“Hey!” Someone puts an arm around your shoulder. “You’re the last one!”He breaks off the friendly assault and looks you up and down. “Wow! You mainlanders dress fancy, huh? Names Polu!” He grins from ear to ear. You look at the surfboard resting against the wall behind him and instantly know it’s his.Oh right. He’s waiting for your name.>Gobble chooses>Discuss for a bit and players vote[I’m going to go ahead and pull the trigger on the MC being a male. Sorry, I know before I was saying we should vote, but I want to make things different this time around. I feel pretty guilty about railroading that part. I hope you understand.]
>>649850>Oh fuck, what is all that blue shit?>Oh god, it's fucking coming out of me!?!>I'm going to HONK and CRY until I go back into the Pokeball or get fed more home-baked Poke'food.Could dig it.
>>649851Junior Vice President of an Ad firm and secret Serial Killer Pikachu when?
>>649861>Gobble choosesIts fine
>>649851So you're saying we need a Pachirisu instead?
>>649861>>Gobble choosesor john
>>649861>>Gobble choosesFeel no guilt Gobble
>>649861>Discuss for a bit and players voteI'm sticking with Alastair
>>649861>Gobble choosesI'll keep an eye out for good write-ins though.
>>649861I understand the need to escape the shitstorm that vote would have beenBut you probably just called upon a much bigger shitstorm
>>649861>Gobble choosesThank you based gobble
>>649861laprisnah, >Gobble chooses
>Gobble choosesI believe in you
>>649861>>Gobble choosesSave us, Gobble. Save us from the otherwise inevitable shitstorm.
>>649861>Gobble choosesI'm bad at names, like really bad. I don't know what I will do when I have a child. Playing pokemon on my phone I will just put the game down and rack my brain for hours just to get a nickname. I need help.
>>649861>>Gobble choosesA few ideasMalachaiIsaacLouisJohnJakeErikSamuelRaphael
>>649861>Roll 1d100 and pull up a top 100 baby girls name list.
>>649861>Gobble choosesGood. Gender vote just means female anyway.
>>649861>Gobble choosesEh, I don't feel like gender is a big enough character trait to need to be different to have a distinct character, but it definitely would've been a shitstorm. Might still be one.
>>649878>>649882>>649883>>649886>>649887>>649890>>649891>>649894>>649897>>649888Seems I'm a tad outvoted...Probably for the best, all things considered.
>>649861Saffron to go along with Pokemon's floral naming schemeSaff for short
>>649861>Gobble choosesIts all cool
>>649861>yurifags BTFOthank you based Gobble!>Gobble chooses
>>649916you realize that Saffron is also a city right
>>649922Then how about Cedar?
>>649861>Gobble chooses>>649862>Also a nuke because of superior breeding,special food,and lots of love
>>649861>>Gobble choosesI'd probably just go with something simple like Jonquil, as damn near everyone in Pokemon is named after some manner of plant>>649882I say have our naivety trump our knowledge of Pokemon and go with Mimikyu as our Pikaclone of choice. And then wonder why it doesn't seem to understand electric attacks.
>>649861Seems pretty much unanimous, Gobble.
>>649922So? I used to know a girl called Dakota.
>>649932We're maleGobble decided that without vote
>>649922It's also a spice. Fairly decent name for someone in the world of pokemon.
>>649932He's trying to start shit.
>>649940That's not us in the pic fag, thats the guy in who grabbed us.
>>649953Gobble said we are male dipshit.
>>649953Look at what gobble said in the brackets
>>649953>>649861>[I’m going to go ahead and pull the trigger on the MC being a male. Sorry, I know before I was saying we should vote, but I want to make things different this time around. I feel pretty guilty about railroading that part. I hope you understand.]
>>649933I understand this is kind of ridiculous. I get it. But damn if it isn't so cute that I can't help but want it to happen.>tfw you'll never be friends with a mimikyu that just wants to be your pika-friend
>>649953>yurifags in charge of reading anything that isn't a lesbian smut pastebin
>>649957>>649959>>649962>>649969:,D reading comprehension a shitPersonally I don't care what gender we are, may be refreshing to be a male in a quest for once.
>>649966Mim>>649982People would have probably been less rude if you hadn't called me a fag but it's whateverI'm on 4chan what would I expect
>>649998I'm usually pretty nice, but I felt the shitposter inside me take over for a bit. Sorry for the confusion.
ALL ABOARD THE POLU TRAIN.Time to be one Fabulous Faggot .
>>650027It's the Internet If everyone was forced to be nice we would lose the liberating freedom of itI expect people to be confrontational 4chan specifically You have every right to use the word fagI have every right to be mad at you for calling me a fagWho gives a fuckIt's the internet
“John,” you tell him, trying not to show the pain in your hand as he squeezes. “But my friends call me Herb.”“Nice to meet you, Herb!“ Polu puts his arm back around you. “Come on, let’s introduce you to everyone!” He pushes you forward without giving you a chance to really object or consent. There are five other people here.“This is Jane,” he points to the girl in the middle of the room. “Her dad’s a mainlander too.” You can tell from how she looks. She also looks like the serious type. She just gives you and Polu a glare. “Okay, moving on.” He moves you over to a girl that looks older than everyone else. She’s wearing white binding around her chest under her half-zipped thin windbreaker. Her abs and what you can see from her arms are noticeably toned. “This is Laki. She used to be a-”“A kid your age.” She interrupts. “Who didn't blab on about people's past all the time.”We also have the lovely Valerie.” Polu takes the hint and moves to the next one. “She’s crazy rich! Her dad is in charge of the company that runs all the vispum processing.” He leans in close and whispers loud enough that everyone hears anyway.Valerie bows and curtsies. She doesn’t look like an islander. “It’s a pleasure to meet you.” She extends a hand.>Shake it>Kiss it>Hey! My mom works for your dad!>Was that your mansion I saw from the plane?>Smile and say hello