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Shinobi Quest #42

This quest takes place within the lands of the Five Great Shinobi Nations (aka Narutoverse) starting roughly around the beginning of the original series. The world of this quest remains similar to the original, with slight but notable differences in certain areas, based upon the passage of time from a single slightly altered event.

(It’s a goddamn Naruto Quest, you bastards. Have fun, participate, and write in when you feel inclined. Most of the outcomes of this quest will be determined by you, the players. Critiques and questions are always welcome, as my knowledge of the weeby shit is not all encompassing.)

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Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinobi%20Quest

Last thread, the Final Round of the Chunin exams finally began in earnest, beginning with Hinata’s match against Rock Lee. Utilizing deception and sneaky tactics, she was able to overcome Guy’s pupil, and move on to the next round.

The next bout was more personal- Tsuki chose to stick her plan, making both a glorious entrance and proclaiming publicly the purchase of Ichiraku’s Ramen. Backing off at the last second, however, she chose to declare her terms privately, which resulted in a reaction from Nori that she didn’t expect.

With the fight underway, Nori quickly put Tsuki on the back foot, either dodging or tanking Tsuki’s attacks with little effect. Thankfully, Tsuki was able to avoid her powerful strikes as well, leading to an effective stalemate until Tsuki started using her stellar abilities. By utilizing shadow clones and illusions, Tsuki was able to hide while making vast amounts of Stellar Phoenix Flowers, eventually overwhelming Nori with them. However, the perceived danger was enough to tap into whatever was living inside Nori- showing it’s face to Tsuki for the second time.

In this bestial state, Nori was much more dangerous- and as such, Tsuki activated Afterglow to compensate. With her methods of attack limited and her Chakra quickly depleting, Tsuki decided to make one all out attack with Shooting Star, hoping to overwhelm her friend’s defenses. With the benefits provided by Afterglow, Tsuki was able to charge up her most powerful Shooting Star- and maneuver in such a way to cause a direct hit. However, this expended most of her Chakra; Tsuki remained conscious just long enough to be declared victor, and give a rousing final advert for Ichiraku’s.

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>>643217
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Its time
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Are you prepared to be violated by snek
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>>643217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YehLQEp_88I
Princes(s) of the Universe!
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man is it good to be back!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oieKNkodRwc

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP.

Hi wargle!
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Your sleep is deep and dreamless- perhaps you are simply too tired to dream?

This peaceful rest is disturbed before too long by shouting- muffled, as if on the other side of a wall, but it’s still annoying.

Grumbling, you roll on your side, pulling the sheet over your head. This bed is sort of uncomfortable, but you really don’t care that much….

“Nurse, I implore you! It is of utmost importance that we see my daughter!” you hear father say- wait, why is father here?

“Mr. Norihime, please- she is resting right now. It is important that she be given proper time to recover.” a feminine voice says, sternly.

You…

1. Go back to sleep. You need your rest…. And father is being far too loud.

2. Call out to them- you’re already awake, anyway.
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>>643294
>2. Call out to them- you’re already awake, anyway.
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>>643294
>2. Call out to them- you’re already awake, anyway.
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>>643294
>2. Call out to them- you’re already awake, anyway.
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>>643294
>2. Call out to them- you’re already awake, anyway.
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>>643294
>2. Call out to them- you’re already awake, anyway.
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>>643294
>1
Pedosnek is here
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>>643294
>2. Call out to them- you’re already awake, anyway.
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>>643294
>2. Call out to them- you’re already awake, anyway.
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>>643294
>1. Go back to sleep. You need your rest…. And father is being far too loud.
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>>>643294
Call out to them- you’re already awake, anyway.
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>>643294
>2. Call out to them- you’re already awake, anyway.
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>>643294
>2. Call out to them- you’re already awake, anyway.

how is the ramen selling?
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>>643294
D'aww, he's worried.

We're fine, she didn't even touch us.
We just exhausted ourselves.
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Wakey Wakey

Writing.
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>>643291
Evening~

>>643333
Ichiraku's is closed today, anon.
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>>643294
choice two
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>>643334
If my daughter were involved with a fight against the Nine-Tail's container, I'd be freaking my shit too
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>>643345
>>643371
How pissed are Danzo and Yoru with Minato now?
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>>643392
this
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>>643392
Should be very. His daughter loses control and he doesn't stop it?
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I've abandoned Country's quest to its fate.Is it worth going back to after hitting on the team from Stone? Has Kuro finally been murdered by his sister for touching her butt?
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>>643392
Probably preeeeeeeeeeetty pissed
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Don't forget to ask if nori is alright, we've never used that shit against humans before.
>captcha: Keep switch off
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>>643392
Immensely, most likely.
Then again, Nori probably feels fucking awful about losing control like that, so we should go comfort her, if we can.
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also look what I can do
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Tsuki Norihime

Moon Princess
Champion of Justice
Entrepreneur
Jinchuuriki Killer
soon to be Chunin
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>>643425
More than that, we're gonna have to apologise for pulling that stunt against her in the match.
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>>643425
>>643434
Fuck Nori right now, she was going to hold back on us and treat us like we couldn't handle her and would only win because she didn't feel like competing
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It’s probably best that you save the nurse from your father- you cannot imagine him giving up, after all.

You open your eyes, finding yourself in a darken hospital room- though light peeks in softly from the edges of the curtain.

Pulling the sheet aside, you lower yourself from the bed- and quickly realise two things.

One, you’re still in your dress-

And two- that you’re exhausted.

It takes a minute to right yourself as you nearly collapse under your own weight, but eventually you’re able to find a rhythm, and walk slowly towards the door, using various things in the room for support.

As you do so, you recognize the room’s other occupant- Nori, who is slumbering peacefully while hooked up to all sorts of medical equipment.

You hope she’s alright- she was out for quite a while the last time that happened- and it took Ebisu-sensei Genjutsu to knock her out of it. You have no idea how your attacks affected her….
Regardless, she’s in the right place for medical care- and you have a defenseless nurse to save.

Hearing father getting ready for another round of verbal sparring, you pull the door open slowly, and poke your head outwords.

Do you…

1. Greet them all nonchalantly?

2. Complain that they woke you?

3. Forgo greetings and hug father?
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>>643449
>3. Forgo greetings and hug father?
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>>643449
>3. Forgo greetings and hug father?
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>>643447
I love how we were mostly thinking about making her forfeit but when we found out about hard mode, everyone was perfectly okay with this turn of events.
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>>643449
>3. Forgo greetings and hug father?

no words
only hugs
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>>643449
>2. Complain that they woke you?
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>>643449
>3. Forgo greetings and hug father?

Tell them to keep it down, that nori is still asleep.
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>>643449
>4. Skip pleasantries. Ask if you missed your next match.
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>>643449
>2. Complain that they woke you?
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>>643449
>1. Greet them all nonchalantly
no need to lose our composure. This may be a hospital bed, but we are /still/ a Norihime.
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>>643449
>3. Forgo greetings and hug father?
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>>643449
>2. Complain that they woke you?
then
>3. hug father?
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>>643449
>. Forgo greetings and hug father?
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>>643449
>3. Forgo greetings and hug father?
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>>643449
>2. Complain that they woke you?
>3. Forgo greetings and hug father?
Act like sleepy baby
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>>643449
>4. Give him a big fat smile and say "Heheen, i won against the hokage's daughter!"
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>>643491
Completely OOC.
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Time for hugs

Writing.
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>>643493
You saying we shouldn't be happy after defeating such a strong opponent?
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>Flex them muscles. Give the old man a ticket to the gun show!
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>>643449
>2. Complain that they woke you?
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>>643449
>2. Complain that they woke you?
>3. Forgo greetings and hug father?
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So does anyone else see maximum damage control in our future cause i'm pretty sure if we don't apologize in just right we have earned ourselves a bitter rival.
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Daddy im a WMD
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>>643547
well we already made an Eliot Rodger of neji, so apologies might be a good idea
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>>643547
Don't really want to apologize now, and besides we have nothing to apologize for we used the tools we could to win the fight, you know like a ninja would
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>>643547
Most likely. The fast the she never managed to properly hit us don't help either, it was just clone after clone. the real us was just worn out, but no real harm.
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>>643547

Why?

It's a fight. Gotta use what you have to win.
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>>643547
I'm of that mind. This girl was here and concerned about us after we fled from home after learning the truth. She a good a friend and we really shouldnt have done that to her.
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>>643547
Ichiraku was to throw her off her game
she practically begged us to use Stellar and we obliged her, just not in the way she thought
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>>643547
Sure. I honestly don't think it was that bad. Nothing a apology and a sincere talk won't fix.
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And the players keep Tsuki from ever being mad at someone who isn't a villain once again
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>>643586
Yep. Get fucked you vindictive cunt.
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>>643586

And they don't understand that you're supposed to fight to win in the Chuunin Exams.
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>>643547
No. She did not take the tournament seriously at all. It took threatening Ichiraku for her to take it serious. So no apologizing.
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>>643447
>>643562
>>643586

>hurr our friend wasn't going to try to kill us let's get pissed hurr
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>>643547
Just tell her to relax.
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>>643586
I think she should be no chalont about it, "hey we're ninja don't take it personal". We knew a vulnerability and we for better or worse exploited it. We're the daughter of an arms dealer and Danzo's little pupil. this is totally fine with us in our frame of mind. Not our fault someone can't think straight or keep their cool.
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>>643586
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>>643586
I mean being mad at sasuke after he cheated(entire purpose of the test) made no sense
Everything else makes sense
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>>643547
Sure, but I still think we should ban her for a month or so for not taking it seriously.
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Just laugh and tell her it was worth a shot.
It's seriously not a huge deal.
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It's okay to be petty or offended about things, anons. It helps Tsuki be a character.
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>>643591
>>643599
Tsuki is extremely prideful the fact that her friend basically told her "I'm just going to go easy on you and let you get the win because I don't care". She's' basically saying we couldn't beat her and the only way we could win is if she let us
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>>643614
it might not be a big deal to tsuki but it was to nori.
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>>643597
I'm more just apologizing for us thinking that she would forfeit for that kinda threat.

'Hey my bad. I should have known you knew me too well to not see through that bullshit. Had to try. No hard feelings.'
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>>643597
no, it took not treating her seriously to make her get serious

she probably wouldn't have lost control if we hadn't made her legitimately angry
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>>643613
There's no need to ban her.
However, i think we should ban minato for being a dick.

>>643621
Are you retarded?
She said she'd rather see us OR hinata win, and that she didn't want to go through the whole thing.
You're looking too hard into it.
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>>643621
More that she preferred to see her teammates win.

But sure assume the worst in people. You must be a riot at parties.
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>>643630
We shouldn't though, in her mind Tsuki did nothing wrong she used what she could to get an edge in the fight and it made Nori angry
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>>643629
That's fine with us though. Tsuki thinks this sorta thing is just fine. We were raised by a business man, we can separate the two things. It's up too Nori to let go of the grudge if she gets one.
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>>643621
I'm glad she went all out because now she can't say "oh yeah but i wasn't trying". She genunily wanted too beat and embarrass us but all we did was wreak her.
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>>643631
No. Trying to get her to forfeit as we really didn't want to fight her was us using everything at our disposal. Her saying she's let Tsuki win isn't taking her opponent serious.
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I refuse to panic over Nori until I see her reaction in an update

anon speculation usually is inaccurate and fucking useless.


A better question is what does Tsuki like on her hot dog>
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>>643631
Nori just has shocking control of the voice juice, I bet that is why Minato let things go on after Naru asked him too stop it. I bet he wanted too see if she could still be in control or let her anger get the better of her, it did and she lost for it.
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>>643652
She doesn't like hot dogs. Those are for peasants.
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>>643652
One of them fancy mustards.
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>>643660
Real beef hotdogs are god-tier, unlike those shitty pink-goo generic hotdogs.
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>>643659
let's find out from her before we assume everything, hm?
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>>643644
Same here anon

>>643652
Caramelized onions and mushrooms
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>>643652
None, tis a food for those without class. We do not eat with our hands, only silver plated utensils
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>>643652
100% kosher beef

Little bit of relish and new york style onion, and the best part, top it off with kraut and brown mustard.
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>>643639
And as a businessman, Tsuki would understand the importance of personal connections and friendships at high levels. Why burn such a high level connection like this.

More to the point, Tsuki actually trusts her teammates with things outside of purely business, giving them the lowdown about stella and even revealing it to in a fultile fight against pedosnake to try and stop him from killing the others. Whats more this is with nori, who was willing to throw herself against orochimaru when Tsuki was too frozen to move at the start.

Tsuki's overriding motive isn't profit and business in everything, we've seen this in multiple characterisations and situations over this quest.
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>>643638
>>643639
If she was raised by a business man she would also know that other peoples perception of you is vitally important. And while she might think it was fair game, she would be better off not needlessly antagonizing our teammate.
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>>643693
So were never allowed to be pissed at someone because they might think badly of Tsuki? Thats what your saying?
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>>643705
Stop being a baby.
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Before anyone can react, you pull the door open, launching yourself towards father. You’ve caught him off guard, and nearly bowl him over, but the larger man holds his ground and swallows you in his embrace.

“Ah- well it seems she’s up and moving around. Now if you would excuse us, nurse?” You father says smugly whilst patting your head.

The nurse clicks her tongue, but doesn’t making any further movements to shoo him away.

“Please take care not to wake the other patient, then. She’s in much worse condition than your daughter is.” She grumbles, before walking off.

Though he’s remained silent, you can see Danzo is here as well, quietly observing as always.

The three of you funnel into your darkened hospital room, where your father helps you back to your bed.

“So, how are you feeling, Tsuki? Not many can boast about fighting a transcended Jiinchuriki and come out unscathed.” Danzo muses.

The comment only serves to anger father, however.

“I’m going to have a long conversation with the Fourth, Tsuki. Surely he’s been aware such a creature living inside his daughter- and he made no move to stop her! Such a thing could’ve easily torn a lesser shinobi to shreds.” he says, his frown turning into a deep scowl.

“I doubt you’ll finds it fruitful, Yoru.” Danzo advises. “He’s likely aware of Tsuki’s abilities, and as far as we are aware, his wife Kushina is still the main host of the Demon Fox. At best, he’ll apologize, but nothing will come of it.”
Your father balls his fists, before taking a deep breath.

His fingers unfurl, and instead of angry, your father just looks sad.

“I shouldn’t be getting worked up, I know. You’re likely to face things even more dangerous than this in the future- and despite my worrying, you came away mostly unharmed, as far as Danzo could tell. How are you feeling, my dear?”

1. Put up a strong front for Father and Danzo.

2. Admit to feeling exhausted.

3. Brush off their concerns- you’re angry as well.
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>>643705
you're picking the wrong person to be angry against.

And you say this shit like we've weren't angry against danzo and father when we learnt what happened.
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>>643713
>2. Admit to feeling exhausted.
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>>643713
>2. Admit to feeling exhausted.
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>>643713
>2. Admit to feeling exhausted.
>3. Brush off their concerns- you’re angry as well.
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>>643713
>2. Admit to feeling exhausted.
>3. Brush off their concerns- you’re angry as well.
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>>643713
>2. Admit to feeling exhausted
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>>643713
>1. Put up a strong front for Father and Danzo.

When is my next match?
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>>643713
>2. Admit to feeling exhausted.
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>>643713
>2. Admit to feeling exhausted.
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>>643713
>2. Admit to feeling exhausted.
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>>643713
>2.
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>>643688
>this
seriously, people seem to keep forgetting that treating our close friend and teammate poorly is a dick move and makes Tsuki a huge bitch

the Ichiraku thing was kind of funny, but I don't doubt that Nori feels badly about losing control like that against someone she considers a friend and teammate

>>643713
1. Put up a strong front for Father and Danzo.

>She’s in much worse condition than your daughter is
well, that sounds bad... we've really gotta go check up on Nori
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>>643713
>2. Admit to feeling exhausted.
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>>643713
>2. Admit to feeling exhausted.

"Father, no need to do so. I've had my suspicions, I went to fight against Nori anyways. Besides, shes a friend."
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>>643710
>Trying to play in character
>Being a baby
Okay anon just have tsuki act out of character and be the mary sue you want her to be

>>643717
And then we forgave them after ONE DAY, Yoru didn't even apologize for jack shit
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>>643713
>2. Admit to feeling exhausted.
I am rather worn out, but from what I know about my next foe it should be a little simpler. Make it rain too counter his ink creations, engage in sword play before everything is wet enough to fry him with lightning. I just need too take it easy and watch the other matches. Suggestions?
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>>643740
We did not treat her poorly. Any apologies can wait till after the tournament.
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>>643713
>2. Admit to feeling exhausted.
>3. Brush off their concerns- you’re angry as well.
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>>643713
>3. Brush off their concerns- you’re angry as well.
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>>643748
Add >3 too this as well, this feels almost a little personal, like Minato himself wanted too show us up. While I still believe he was testing Nori i'm willing too bet we were put here because we're the new clan in town and upstarts. Time will tell
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>>643713
>2
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Can I say that being mad at Nori for hiding the jinchuriiki thing is kind of hypocritical, since we were hiding the Stellar thing too? Though I guess we did tell our teammates and the Stellar is (as far as I know) not a sentiment malevolent fragment of a god-thing.
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>>643747

Did we really. Look at that interaction with Danzo, we treated him coldly and distantly just before we left for a month long training mission.

And with father we said we understood his reasoning at that point of time but we still were angry over what happened.

>I haven’t forgiven you. I haven’t forgiven Mother, and I haven’t forgiven Danzo. But- I see your reasoning. You aren’t a monster, Father. If nothing else, mother’s sacrifice will not be in vain.
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>>643766
I as kinda disappointed Nori didn't come forward when we were all having that heart to heart in the wood after we had ran off. We said about our issues, Hinata spoke about the Hyuga's issue but Nori said nothing.
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>>643777
And then we stopped being angry whatsoever at them at that point, we had a justifiable reason to be pissed at them and anons went no I don't want Danzo to be sad
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>>643713
>>643713
>4. Fuck the strong front, that was FUN! You finally got to push yourself, see where your limits are now, and WIN!
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>>643713
Let him know that we're completely uninjured, she never even touched us.
We just tired ourselves out when we used all of our chakra.


Also, i still think we should permanantly ban minato from ichiraku's.
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>>643783
well, we'll most likely get a chance to confront her over it

who knows, maybe the 4th told her not to tell the team about it?

>>643790
That's... not quite how things went down.
At all.
Tsuki was mad, but said she understood why her dad and Danzo did what they did.
She wasn't happy, but she could recognize the pragmatism of it.
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>>643766
We've already had hints of knowing something was inside her. Then again considering the security issue with the nine-tails and how it relates to national security, understandable that she kept it quiet.

>>643790

We took one month away from them. Thats a fairly long enough for Nori to calm down and not be openly antagonistic to her family. That she would have been abit homesick after leaving for some time probably helped in making her less angry when she returned back to konoha.
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>>643811
You mean Tsuki right?
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>>643821
...Yes, yes i did. I'll be back after I've had my morning coffee.
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Tsuki is pooped.

Writing.
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TSUKI IS NOT POOPY
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>>643810
And if Tsuki is pragmatic their is no reason for her to feel bad about what she did to Nori
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Did Gaara come to visit while Tsuki was out?
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>>643851
I think you might be a tad sociopathic anon.
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>>643861
Garra's visit a la shinji
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>>643869
Why because I want Tsuki to have character flaws? Because I want her to be able to have a character arc? Because I don't want her to be perfect and always make the right choices?
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>>643851
I can agree with that.
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>>643851
What you feel and how you act isn't the same thing. The pragmatic option is to not to needlessly antagonize our teammate.

>>643869
Honestly the sociopaths I know generally know how to operate in a social context. They usually don't act like dicks when it is likely to backfire on them.
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>>643900
I think what Tsuki is currently suffering from is known as "grump"
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>>643851
Thats not how being pragmatic works, especially in the businessman sense. One tends to do business with alot of people, even folks whom you dont agree with or hate. The pragmatic thing to do would be not bring in emotion into business and just smile and make nice and continue taking their business.
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>>643880
Just shut the hell up dude, she has flaws and has been mad.
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>>643918
And Tsuki's also extremely prideful she isn't going to apologize for something she didn't think was wrong

>>643895
Honestly I'm sick of how in so many quest people always have to pick the answer with the best results rather then pick what the character would have picked. They never let their characters make bad decisions or have anything flaws that would actually make them a bad person

>>643924
Alright anon what are her flaws then?
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So after the chuuni exams... How are we going to make Konoha Great again?
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>>643946
get rid of common core

build a wall around Itachi so no other girls can steal him and make the Uchihas pay for it

body cameras for Anbu
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>>643946
First off kick Minato into a ditch
Second off get rid of the communist
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>>643938
We went over this like 3 threads ago, you just refuse to listen.
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>>643961
Refresh my memory then
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>>643975
You won't listen anyways.
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>>643946
retrieve moon boy, get stat info about all possible summons of interest, pick one. Build up root and start recruiting people for it, hell it'll feel like playing a suikoden game.

...going around and recruiting the 108 stars of destiny with the ROOT base as our castle... almost makes up for there not being a Suikoden 6...fuck'n Konami...
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“To be frank, I’m exhausted. I’ve never needed to use my stellar abilities in concert before- while it makes them easier to use and control, it depletes my chakra insanely fast. I can only guess that’s why I lost consciousness.” you explain.

Danzo smiles.

“It was an impressive showing, to be sure. I figured it might come to this, so here- take one of these. It won’t return you to full strength, but should help you recover quickly.”

He hands you a small brown pellet, which you quickly swallow.

“It’s a Soldier Pill. Usually they’re given to shinobi engaging in warfare or very dangerous missions where near constant alert or nonstop fighting may occur. In a few minutes, you should feel your chakra reserves replenishing.”

“They sound useful indeed. Why are they not used on more common missions?” you ask.

“The effects can be very addicting- if your body gets used to relying on this medicine to augment its recovery process, you might become unable to recover nearly as well without them- possibly at all. As such, we use them sparingly.” Danzo explains.

Sure enough, you already feel a little better than before, though you still won’t be at full strength for a while.

“So then, if you’re giving me this, I can only assume I haven’t missed my next fight?” You ask.

“No, though the two matches you did miss were a letdown. After they ended, they gave everyone an hour long recess. Thus, we came here.” Your father says, handing you an updated bracket.

“Fuu and Temari advance, huh? How did it play out? I’m more than a little disappointed Shikamaru lost.” You question, looking up from the brackets.

“The first one was a bit odd, and really riled up the crowd after your big blowout match. The match had barely begun before the Aburame boy just gave up. His opponent seemed confused as well.” Yoru says, leaning back in his chair.

“The Aburame control powerful insects capable of eating, redirecting or even blocking chakra. If he gave up, it’s likely because they wouldn’t prove effective on the girl- for whatever reason.” Danzo explains.

Thinking back to Shino’s match with Kankuro, it makes sense how quickly he was able to dispatch the puppeteer- and it seems his fortunes were reversed, this time.

“And Shikamaru?” you ask.

Danzo shakes his head.

“That one was even more odd. The young Nara seemed to have everything well in hand- and then he gave up as well. Though, knowing his father… I doubt his reasoning was anywhere near as farsighted as the Aburame boy’s was.”

That…. Definitely sounds like Shikamaru. Did he overextend himself, or just get bored? Or… did he not want to embarrass himself trying to fight Sasuke in the next round? Nothing too definitive strikes you, so you leave Shika’s mysteries alone, for now.
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>>643983
Suikoden quest never.
Suikoden game never.
Anon why bring up these feels!?!?
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>>643982
Make your point I'm all ears
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>>643983
Suikoden? In Naruto? Hah. Its not like this verse has a Soul Eater Rune... Oh wait....
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>>643989
I replayed 5 a bit ago, the fact it's centered around the sun rune, and other related runes made me think of this.
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>>643988
I wonder how hard sauce is going to stomp
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>>644021
I do like 5 as it introduced the franchise to me.
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>>643988
magic malted milk balls
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>>644033
....Anon I think you're on to something! WE CAN MAKE NORIHIME BRAND FLAVORED SOLDIER PILLS!
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>>644033
>>644048
And then we became modern cigarette companies.
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>>644029
2s the best, mate.
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>>644029
4 was the one that introduced me to it, like 5 better though, no long slogs over the ocean.
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As far as people who were against being angry about Nori transforming, think of it as being angry at Minato for not putting a stop to the fight the second it happened, rather than being angry at Nori.

Nori had every right to get mad. We were being a massive bitch to her, as is our wont. She also probably feels terrible about losing control and actually trying to kill us. Ultimately, we owe her a huge apology and an explanation, and we should be angry at Minato for being an irresponsible hokage.
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>>644048
taste wont matter that much when they're a restricted item only meant for wartime or hard missions.
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>>644063
I'm all about Suikoden IV
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>>644062
Played all but the ds one. I do agree 2 is best Suikoden.

>>644063
Yeah 4 was probably the least favourite for me.
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>>644068
>Huge apology
No, we ask how she feels and say something based on that. But we do get mad at Minato
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Why don't we make an addictive energy drink that other nations become hooked on and reliant on it for life. Then we cut the supply and invade, or we form a monopoly and rise prices.
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>>644048
once we weaken the side effects, maybe.
seriously though maybe make a diluted version with additional ingredients to curb the addictive properties that can give you like 20% of your chakra back, voila we've cornered the mana potion market.
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>>644069
Better idea, then.

Make them taste absolutely awful. Offset the addictive benefits with a taste that will make you only use them in a life-or-death situation.

The horrible taste isn't a flaw. It's a feature.
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>>644087
because something that we supply to other nations but dont use within our borders is bloody suspicious and the other villages would rightfully be wary of such a product.

It'll also taint the norihime brand.
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>>644084
I mean, I think the ramem stand thing warrants a huge apology. Not the fact that we beat her up. That's fine.

>>644079
I remember trying the third game way back when I was a kid, but I remember thing about it, except that there was a talking duck. Sell me on the series. What's so good about it?
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>>644092
I'm sure people have killed to try this very thing.
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>>644104
yeah, say... I wonder if any part of that chakra draining flower might have positive medicinal effects regarding chakra regeneration... if any plant would it would probably be that one...
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>>644114
I still say we just burn the damn thing, with normal fire.
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>>644092
>>644097

Going about the wrong way with this product.

Part of the reason why the soldier pill is not widely used is due to the effects it has on eventually making the body less able to replenish its own chakra. This means that most soldier pills will run into the same problem.

Instead of a pill that replenishes chakra directly, we should come up with a pill that encourages the body to replenish its chakra faster, naturally.
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>>644102
With the first three games you could import save files from the previous game. Including mc name, army name and some people's armour. It also uses its own magic system that is very easy to understand.
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>>644120
Likely to exacerbate the effect. Something more along the lines of a treatment, meant to increase the chakra reserves of someone over time with use...take before battle and it provides a temporary improvement, then the coils are 'Stretched' to improve the ability to metabolise food into chakra...

This will take a lot of research.
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After all, the next match is….

You reference the bracket sheet again, only to quickly wish you hadn’t.

Hinata and Gaara.

Laying it on the bed, you quickly rise, walking over to the desk where your belt is sitting.

“In a hurry, Tsuki?” Yoru says, somewhat surprised.

“I just remembered who the next match involves. I need to talk to Hinata before it begins.” you explain.

“Well, we should probably get going then. We probably only have about 15 minutes before the recess ends.” Danzo says, standing.

As you turn to leave, you again notice Nori snoring in her hospital bed. Should you say something, or at least wake her? Or would it be better to let her be?

1. Wake her, you need to talk.

2. Wake her, and say you’ll talk later.

3. Let the girl rest, for now.
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>>644139
>3. Let the girl rest, for now.
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>>644139
>3. Let the girl rest, for now.

maybe leave note
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>>644139
3. Let the girl rest, for now.
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>>644139
>3. Let the girl rest, for now.

Leave a little note.
'Good fight!'
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>>644139
>3. Let the girl rest, for now.
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>>644139
>4. Write her a note saying you'd like to talk.
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>>644139
>3.
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>>644139
>3. Let the girl rest, for now.
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>>644139
>3. Let the girl rest, for now.
Leave note "Good fight, I had to go all out at every stage"
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>>644148
Supporting this.
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>>644139
>3. Let the girl rest, for now.
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>>644139
>3. Let the girl rest, for now.
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>>644139
>3. Let the girl rest, for now.
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>>644168
>>644152

supporting
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>>644102
Mechanically sound RPG with a roster of 108 recruit-able characters in each game, magic system is simple to understand, cool world lore, has large scale army battle sequences of some flavor in each game, good soundtrack (imo).
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>>644139
>3. Let the girl rest, for now.

Leave a note. "great fight." and a small "sorry."
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>>644139
>3. Let the girl rest, for now.
Seconding
>>644168
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>>644139
>3
Leave note: Nothing personal kid
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>>644124
>>644185
That all sounds cool. Which game would you guys recommend I start with if I'm going to get into the series?
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I hope all you anons who want to apologize don't have Tsuki try and do black ops or run a trade empire since thats all underhanded work
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>>644139
>3. Let the girl rest, for now.
leave note: i lied
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>>644226
You are the only one who's thinking this shit, you retard.
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Let her sleep, writing a quick note.

Writing!
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>>644226
I'm fine with underhanded work and screwing people over for the betterment of Konoha, but we're a twelve year old girl who did something shitty to one of her best friends.
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>>644226
Looks like we're going the Bruce Wayne approach. Shake their hands and forgive, then poison their drink.
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>>644226
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>>644241
fuck no. not to nori.
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Norihime corp should make the Overcharge energy drink and sell it in foreign nations.
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>>644213
1. But unless you use an emulator good luck finding it.
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>>644247
Not too Nori, i meant in general. Nori may be damn annoying but not that bad.
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>Stellar Energy Drink
>a Solider pill in a can!

a Norihime Corp product
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>>644256
>Start the fire in your system!
>Shine brighter than your peers!
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>>644239
I'm not arguing that it wasn't shitty, I'm arguing that Tsuki has no reason to feel bad about it
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>>644256
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
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>>644254
Oh, yea i guess, to a certain extend. Theres no need to go around driving other businesses into the ground when we can grow alongside them and make them utterly reliant on norihime corp.

No one likes a business despot and the appearance of choice is important.
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>>644271
You don't always apologize because you actually feel bad, sometimes you do it to make others feel better.
Not that a sociopath would understand that.
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>>644272
I think this is more appropriate
https://youtu.be/2FDQJilrSKc?t=6s
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>>644271
Really all we gotta do is explain to her why we did it.

We tell Nori that we pulled the stunt because we thought we couldn't beat her and because we're a fucking ninja is plenty of reason for her to not be mad. And it's not an apology because we did literally nothing wrong.
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>>644279
Apologizing when you don't regret what you did is useless and insulting to the other person
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>>644290
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>>644293
>Not that a sociopath would understand that.
Well he called it
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>>644293
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>>644252
Good to know. Thanks for the suggestion.

>>644271
She's one of our best friends and our squadmate, and we did a shitty thing to her. Whether we feel bad or not, the eight thing to do is apologize.

I think it makes sense for Tsuki to feel shitty about it after the fact, partly because now Nori reacted eay more strongly than we thought she would, and also because there's a big difference between thinking "hey, this'll really get to her" and actually seeing a close friend crying because of something you've done.
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>>644213
usually best to start at the beginning (1) but you'd need a playstation 3 or 4 (1 & 2 are available on psn, maybe 3 as well). for 4 and 5 you need a ps2.
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>>644304
My idea is to say that we werent serious about banning her.

But since she was going to throw her match with us, she and her family will still be banned for a week or two.
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>>644282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs6Hk4vlrnQ
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Unfortunately you really don’t have time- and you should probably let her sleep.

A search for a pencil and paper quickly bears fruit, so you scribble out a simple note.

“Good Fight. Went to watch Hinata fight- we can talk later over some ramen, my treat.”

Hopefully that is enough for now. You set it on the table next to her bed, and write her name on it.

Afterwards, the three of you set off towards the arena.

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You arrive right as the intermission ends, with Genma announcing it over the loudspeaker.

“Our first battle will be Gaara vs. Hinata Hyuga! Due to the timing of this fight, combatants will have 10 minutes to report to the arena!”

Father and Danzo leave to head towards their seats, leaving you with a choice to make.

1. Try to find Hinata!

2. Give up and watch.

3. Lurk near the entrance of the arena, to try and head her off.
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>>644324
>1. Try to find Hinata!
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>>644324
3. Lurk near the entrance of the arena, to try and head her off.
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>>644324
>1. Try to find Hinata!
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>>644324
>1. Try to find Hinata!
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>>644324
3. Lurk near the entrance of the arena, to try and head her off.
She isn't the type to wait to the last second
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>>644324
>3. Lurk near the entrance of the arena, to try and head her off.
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>>644324
>1. Try to find Hinata!
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>>644324
>1. Try to find Hinata!
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>>644324
>1.
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>>644324
>1. Try to find Hinata!
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>>644324
>1. Try to find Hinata!
GOT TO SAVE OUR FRIEND
keep her away from our man
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>>644311
Well, I do have both those things. Time to go check out PSN again.

>>644324
>1. Try to find Hinata!
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>>644324
>1. Try to find Hinata!
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>>644324
>1. Try to find Hinata!

use your womanly charms!

after you transform into me
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>>644324
>1. Lurk near the entrance of the arena, to try and head her off.
We need too warn her Gaara has a murder boner for us and will likely be oddly sadistic. She missed his last fight, tell her all we can about him and that he don't need to move too do it.

Warn her dad too on the way back up. We wanna talk too her before gaara see's us talkin close
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>>644324
>1. Try to find Hinata!

Orochimaru outa´nowhere!
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>>644345
this is good
>>644324
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>>644352
>>644361
>>644371

No. 'Cause then Gaara would get super mad and might kill Hinata.

Also, fuckin' samefagging.
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>>644352
>>644371
No
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>>644379

Samefagging for >>644360 and >>644371
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>>644324
>1. Try to find Hinata!
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>>644324
>1. Try to find Hinata!
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Alrighty ladies and lads, gimme some dice rolls!

1d100 to find Hinata!

First three.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>644399
HINATAS!!!
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>644399
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>644399
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>644399
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>644399

Rolling
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>>644402
Thank you for saving us from shit rolls.
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>>644282
>>644272
>>644266
>>644256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny24zPeQLks

Stellar* Shine- A Norihime Corp™ Beverage!
>Be Stellar!
>Blind enemies with your brilliance!
>Be explosive!
>Beat up your best friend!
>Be the envy of the ones left!
>Norihime Corp™: Wear Your Crown

>*HOKAGE MANDANE: (1) According to the council, women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy because of the risk of birth defects.
Norihime Corp™ Stellar Shine not guaranteed to produce kekkei genkai through consumption. Drink Responsibly.
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>>644402
but what will we even do with 89 hinatas?
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>>644413
pfft ahaha
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>>644419
orgy
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>>644419
I have some ideas....
Lewd ones
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Nori Tsukihime husbando list:
1. Itachi
2. Neji
3. Sasuke
4. Lee
5. Gaara/Shikamaru/Shino
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>>644386
Anon. I've been here since thread 1.
I just work second shift now.
Why would I have even deleted my first post if I was trying to samefag a vote?
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>>644300
>>644302

No, no. I can see his logic. If you don't feel shitty about it, then the apology is a lie. A false apology is worse than just being an unapologetic bitch about it, to some.

The key word is *false* here. The apology needs to be genuine.

>>644279
If anything, this is more in line with sociopathic behavior. You're basically manipulating a supposed friend's emotions under false pretenses. If you don't feel shitty for doing something shitty to a friend, you're a shitty friend.

Granted, that *is* exactly what our goal was with this whole ramen stunt in the first place, but that's different. We were *trying* to be as cold and evil as possible to show how good of a ninja we can be.

It's not about whether or not we could beat her. We may or may not have been able to without that stunt. It's just, we wanted to prove we had the drive to use unorthodox tactics and really psyche out our opponent in order to turn an uncertain victory into a certain one. It's a competition about how to be a dirty stinking cheater ninja, and that's what we were trying to be. In that context, we have no reason to feel bad, sure. However, what we threatened to do had consequences beyond the fight.

Replace it with actual combat: we don't have to feel bad about punching Nori or stabbing her or burning her with fire, but we can and should still feel bad that she was punched and stabbed and burned now that the battle's over. And we would have if it had actually caused her significant, permanent injury that lasted beyond the exam. Problem is, we dealt emotional damage rather than physical, so we actually need to check and make sure we didn't hit our teammate too hard. Which is also insulting in a major way, but we can't help it because we're worried and also a twelve year old girl.

It's contradictory, but it's human and we're allowed to be human.
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>>644419
1 or more in every norihime owned ramen restaurant as the waitress/mascot.
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>>644434
All of those in 5 are higher than Neji and Sasuke
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>>644444

'Cause you were caught?
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>>644434
itachi's probably already taken but tsukis knows that not, yet.
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>>644434
for fucks sake her names Tsuki norihime
Nori is the uzumaki girl
I swear... we keep mixing up their names so often...
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>>644449
Have you seriously never apologized to a friend to make up with them, even when you didn't feel bad?
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>>644434
LEE. no saucebaws, no psychos, no lazyasses, no autist, no tainted marks, no older men.
Just
Pure
LEE.
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>>644462
My mistake I wasn't paying attention when I wrote that
>>644458
Personally my favorites are Shikamaru and Sasuke but I didn't write it in a proper order, just as they came to me but Itachi stood out as number 1 from Tsukis interactions with him
>>644461
Poor Tsuki
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Nice roll!

The others, not so much.

Writing!
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>>644464
There are some people I have met who flat out told me they considered apologies a sign of weakness.
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>>644413
>Be Stellar!
>Blind enemies with your brilliance!

I keep having thoughts of kill LA kill.

>>644402
Did someone say Hinatatas? Aren't we two years too early?
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>>644482
Yeah, I'm seeing some of that mindset in this thread.
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>>644459
I'm gonna delete this. No one needs to see this
Back on topic though, I think we have a real shot at final round.
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>>644461
He ain't, that chick you keep thinking about? Not his gf, she just likes him.
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Im not sure if its been hinted at or anything but dose Hinata have a thing for Naruto in this canon?
Does Nori even like boy?
We talk about how were gonna get with but i think we should be more concerned bout our pals.
Nori can have any girl shes wants any
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>>644482
And thats fucked up too, its just the other end of the horseshoe. If you genuinely feel bad about something you should apologize its just if you apologize for something that you don't feel bad about its worthless
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>>644502
>>644500

I don't care who triggered whose autism
take it elsewhere lovebirds
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>>644464
But is an apology really the right thing to smooth things over?

Now my memory isn't the best and I'm a lazy asshole, so this might not be 100% correct, but wasn't she mad that she thought we were really looking down on her with the whole stunt?

If we were to apologize yes, it'd clear the air but also give validation to her anger.

If we explain why (we couldn't beat her in a fair foght, we thought) then it would confirm that we do respect her and everything and that should make everyone good friends again. Also since we're treating her to ramen. We just leave out the fact that we thought it would work cause we think she's got th intelligence of a mushroom.

tldr: an explanation would make her happy because she knows we respect her, while an apology would verify her reasons for being mad at us.
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>>644502
Man I deleted it as soon as I could when I realized I responded to the same vote with no intention of faggotry.
What do you want from me?
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>>644501
they were seen as together by others and in canon, itachi went to kill her off first to steel his heart and gain his resolve.

I think its fair to assume the attraction was mutual and if she exists in this verse, theres a fair chance they're dating.
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Holy shit guys. Stop overreacting and over analyzing a simple apology with a friend.

Like fuck I know it's 4chan but still.
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>>644502
>>644518

Now, kiss!
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She doesn't get an apology. She was going to sandbag the fight. If she apologizes first she may get one.
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>>644521
Dude, they aren't. Never have been.

I'd say that I asked wargle this myself, but you wouldn't believe me, so it's worthless.
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>>644526
Says who? You? You going to samefag that vote namefag?
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>>644514
Yes. It's the right thing to do. An explanation is fine, and we should give one to her as well. The apology shows we care about her feelings, because we did something shitty to her.
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>>644523
You don't understand, the exams are still going.
And this is a spat between women.
The one that apologizes first loses.
If we apologize first then we get kicked out of the bracket.
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>people are worried about samefagging

>with the fucking IDs
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>>644540
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>>644549
It all makes sense now.
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ready to be cuck by best girl?
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>>644552
Not saying if anyone is, but fucking IDs don't do anything.
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>>644552
>change IP
>delete cookies
>get new ID
>repeat forever

Even if you don't have a dynamic router, you can still do it with your phone.
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>>644552
Id's don't stop samefagging at all, Maybe the idiotic samefaggers who don't use proxies.
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>>644552
just pull out your phone and you can samefag.
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>>644560
Do you think Garra might have huge balls because his beast is a tanuki?
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>>644560
I never understood the fan Hinata pairings with Gaara or Sasuke

they never ever talked to one another
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>>644567
l-lewd
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>>644567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg
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>>644509
Man, can we convince Hinata to keep her hair short even after the timeskip? She looks about a thousand times better that way.
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>>644567
But tanukis have huge wrinkly balls. It'd be like having two giant skinflap raisins attached to a normal dick.

That sounds pretty horrifying.
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>>644567
You didn't think that "jar" on his back was just a regular pot, did you?

He might not use his pair to fly, but he can use them to hold all his sand.
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>>644576
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>>644583
>Japanese Children's movie
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>>644575
Don't make me fite you.
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>>644575
her long hairs nice.
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>>644591
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
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>>644575
Nah senpai, nah
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>>644591
I dont know bro
As impractical as it is the man speaks some truth.
It could be that i just really like Kid!Hinata's design but it might be nice to see
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>>644464

Once, when I was very little and hadn't yet learned how to empathy. I was pretty much completely unaware of what I'd done wrong, too. I was just going through motions. I knew enough to know that "if you make someone sad you say sorry and suddenly everything's sunshine and rainbows again."

It feels like before I was even sapient.

There's also some times with my sibling, but that's just basic sibling rivalry, and it wasn't really an apology. It was the kind where you go "Jeez, saw-ree!" and roll your eyes when you're clearly not sorry. An ironic apology where *they're* the ones who should feel bad for being overly sensitive. I'm not sure if that counts or not, but I don't think it does since it's pretty clearly not an apology, just a disengagement.

Other than that one time, no. I have never apologized without genuinely feeling bad.
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Hinata likely spent the break with her father, but since Nori and yourself were both resting, there is one other person she might seek out for advice- Itachi-sensei.

Running into the stands, you quickly peer around for any sign of the two- and spy Itachi and Sasuke, who seem to be bidding farewell to Hinata.

Weaving through the crowd, you’re able to reach her just as she’s about to leave.

“Hinata! Wait!” you shout.

Both of the Uchiha brothers and Hinata all seem rather surprised to see you.

“Tsuki-hime? You’re alright!” Hinata exclaims, running to meet you.

You exchange a quick hug, before you start to fret.

Hinata seems to laugh it off.

“Tsuki-hime, I’ll be ok. Seriously! Worry about keeping yourself safe, ok?” she says.

1. Explain how dangerous Gaara is.

2. Ask what her plan is.

3. Trust in Hinata to take care of business.

4. Ask for Itachi’s input.
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>>644609
>1. Explain how dangerous Gaara is.
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>>644609
>1. Explain how dangerous Gaara is.
>2. Ask what her plan is.
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>>644609
>3. Trust in Hinata to take care of business.
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>>644609
>1. Explain how dangerous Gaara is.

yeah, Hinata, as a Hyuuga, you losing a hand/arm would be BAD.
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>>644609
>1. Explain how dangerous Gaara is.
but
>3. Trust in Hinata to take care of business.
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>>644609
>1. Explain how dangerous Gaara is.
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>>644609
>1. Explain how dangerous Gaara is.

redheads are crazy yo

Gaara
Kushina
Pein
Karin
Danny Bonaduce
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>>644609
>1. Explain how dangerous Gaara is.
"He'll kill you without a thought."
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>>644609
1. Explain how dangerous Gaara is.

2. Ask what her plan is.

5. Give her good luck kiss.
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>>644609
>1.
Please be careful.
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>>644609

>1. Explain how dangerous Gaara is.
>4. Ask for Itachi's input.
>5. Tell her to just be careful, okay?
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>>644609
>1. Explain how dangerous Gaara is.
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>>644609
>1. Explain how dangerous Gaara is.
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>>644609
>1. Explain how dangerous Gaara is.

"Be careful, ok?"
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>>644609
>3. Trust in Hinata to take care of business.
"Be safe okay?"
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>>644609
>1. Explain how dangerous Gaara is.

You know how when you go to the beach it's impossible to not get sand in your swimsuit and it itches and is a general pain in the ass?
Well fighting him will be just like that, except instead of the sand being annoying, it will horrifically murder you.
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>>644609
>3. Trust in Hinata to take care of business.

"Be wary of any ground attacks."
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we should do the rain storm trick to beat Sai and his Deviantart ink powers
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>>644609
>1. Explain how dangerous Gaara is.
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>>644654

That's pretty much it.
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>>644650
Well that won't be a problem if she ditches her swimsuit.
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>>644654
We could set the paper on fire.
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>>644608
You sound cool.
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>>644654
Make it rain, sword play then electrocute
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>>644663

He can just put ink on the ground or walls, anon.
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>>644670
Sounds good to me
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So who here already thinks Tsuki has already earned her flak vest?
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Let's talk about Gaara.

Writing.
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>>644686
Maybe...I think if we nail Sai "seriously" like don't make a show of it. Just make it rain, sword play until everything is soaked and then Electrocute the place. We'll have proved our worth.
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>>644686
Minato do noooot~
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>>644686
itachi already tolds us that we have already passed.
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>>644686
Probably, but they might not be a fan of the passing out after a battle thing.
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>>644710

That was his personal test of trust that we passed.

Not the Chuunin exams, dumbass.
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>>644711
Shika lost and they were masturbating to him

"If I could slide a finger down the crack of that TACTICAL MIND"
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So if Orochi and Akatsuki both attacks during the exam... just how bad are we looking at here in terms of death and collateral?
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>>644724
Do you know the story of the ugly barnacle?
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>>644699
My only worry with the Rain is that if he has a work around then our Fire is kinda shit on. Maybe lead with fire, then Rain, then Taijutsu.
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>>644724
...You think we can get them to kill eachother?
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>>644716

>“Thank you for being honest with me, Tsuki. In return, I’ll be honest with you- you’ve passed. We already knew about your father’s sentiments, and his dealings with the Daimyo aren’t exactly secret. The information about Orochimaru was very unclear, so we knew something happened that hadn’t been explained. Nori’s story to the Fourth consisted of “Oh, he just got bored and left, ya know?” was rather flimsy, at best.” He says, doing a half passable impersonation of your blond teammate.

Context doesn't suggest this is his personal test. Also, stage 3 is literally an exhibition match.

I'm raised before that the fact that stage 2 killing is allowed but stage 3 is not points towards that stage 2, which is effectively a live-fire exercise of shinobi on shinobi combat, is the phase where they look for strength, tactical ability and leadership under fire and where they decide who passes or not.
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>>644731
I can see the concern, but while I expect him too have back ups, i'm pretty sure he won't see this coming. Secondly yeah I guess our fires would get fucked up but our Sith Lightning will be stronger than ever! We used the Shooting Star on Nori lets go full Sith Lord on Sai, a lady never does the same trick twice.
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>>644740

It's his personal test of trust.

It's not actually the Chuunin Exam.
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>>644724
BORN TO DIE
World is a Fuck
Kill em all 1989
I am a Trashman
410,575,864,530 DEAD GENINS
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>>644745
Thinking about it, Stellar being formed from Lightning also should mean the weakness is negated. So fuck it, make it rain then bring the pain.
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100%
>>644763
I'd be interested to see how stellar interacts with water. If it just evaporates everything, that would it that much more dangerous

>>644746
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“Just… please don’t underestimate him, alright? You didn’t get to see it, but he’s ruthless- I have no doubt he’d kill you just to get me. He seems rather… obsessed with me, at the moment. I just don’t want you to get hurt.” you plead.

Hinata’s smile fades just a tad.

“I’m not gonna let him walk all over me, Tsuki-hime. As for his obsession with you, I don’t plan to be used like that- and besides, Itachi-sensei told me what happened during his last fight. If I keep him on the defense, he won’t have time to surround me- not that I’d let him.” She says.

“Five Minutes, Combatants!” You hear Genma say over the loudspeaker.


“Ok, I’ve gotta go! Talk to you later, guys!” Hinata says, running off towards the stairs.
You… aren’t particularly better about her chances. Gaara is likely too strong for most of the Shinobi present.

“Tsuki, she’ll be alright. I won’t let Gaara do to her what he did earlier.” Itachi says, looking towards the arena floor.

“He’s a nasty one, that’s for sure.” Sasuke chimes in, his express rather serious. “I didn’t know about his strange actions towards you, Tsuki-chan- seems he’s rotten to the core. I told him I’d defeat him in the finals, but I’d much rather him lose here.”

“Besides, I think you’d be a much stronger opponent.” Sasuke says, shooting you a grin.

You… aren’t really sure how to respond to that.

Itachi, meanwhile, has covered his face with his hand.

“Focus on the matter at hand, Sasuke. Your fight will be coming up soon as well.” he groans.

“Oh, right. That girl Temari, huh? I wonder if her winds can keep up?” he wonders aloud while leaning back in his seat.

“Tsuki, you’re welcome to sit with us, if you’d like. I promise my little brother won’t bother you too much.” Itachi says with a kind smile.

Sasuke makes a face and sticks out his tongue at his brother.

1. Sure, I’ll sit with you.

2. No, I’m going to rejoin my Father.
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>>644842
>1. Sure, I’ll sit with you.
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>>644835
Well it comes from Fire and Lightning Release.
>>644842
>1. Sure, I’ll sit with you.
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>>644842
>1. Sure, I’ll sit with you.
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>>644842
>1. Sure, I’ll sit with you.
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>>644842
Anons switch love interest in 3...2...
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>>644842
1.
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>>644842
1. Sure, I’ll sit with you.
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>>644842
>2. No, I’m going to rejoin my Father.
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>>644842
>1. Sure, I’ll sit with you.
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>>644842
>2. No, I’m going to rejoin my Father.
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>>644842
>1. Sure, I’ll sit with you.
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>>644842
>2. No, I’m going to rejoin my Father.
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>>644854
We didn't commit to anyone yet, and Sauce has been on the list since we saw what he is like.
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>>644842
>1. Sure, I’ll sit with you.
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>>644842
1. Sure, I’ll sit with you
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>>644842
>2. No, I’m going to rejoin my Father.
Sorry, I need to go change into my proper gear, can't go through the whole exam looking like this can I?

Be polite as hell about it. Genuinely thank Sasuke for the compliment but we may want Danzo's input for this one.
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>>644842
>2. No, I’m going to rejoin my Father.
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>>644842
>1. Sure, I’ll sit with you.
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>>644842
Changing >>644848
to
>2. No, I’m going to rejoin my Father.
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>>644842
>2. No, I’m going to rejoin my Father.
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>>644842
>1. Sure, I’ll sit with you.
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>>644842
>1. Sure, I’ll sit with you.
I think im in love
Guyske is the best Sause
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Sitting with the Brothers Uchiha.

Where would you like to sit?

1. Next to Itachi

2. Next to Sasuke

3. In between the two of them
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>>644884
>1. Next to Itachi
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>>644884
>1. Next to Itachi
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>>644884
>3.
I want to Ohohoho now
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>>644884
>1. Next to Itachi
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>>644884
>3. In between the two of them
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>>644884
>3. In between the two of them
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>>644884
>3. In between the two of them
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>>644884
>1. Next to Itachi
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>>644884
>1. Next to Itachi
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>>644884
>4. On Itachi's lap
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>>644884
>3. In between the two of them
Arms around them both
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>>644884
>3. In between the two of them
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>>644884
>1. Next to Itachi
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>>644898
Bad anon. Bad.
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>>644884
>1. Next to Itachi
As if Itachi would let us get between him and his adorable little brother.
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>>644905
That lower leg.
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>>644884
>3. In between the two of them

dual wield the arm candy
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>>644884
>3.
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>>644911
THICC
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>>644905
I agree

Tsuki would rather sit on a different part of Itachi
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>>644884
>3. In between the two of them
The only real answer
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>>644911
People have pointed it out a few times.

Pls don't bully the drawfag
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>>644920
His face?
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>>644884
3. In between the two of them
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>>644927
that works too
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>>644927
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkJnd9rSAQ8
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>>644925
I'm not bullying yer drawfag. It's just evey time I see it I cringe a bit at the legs.
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>>644943
If you bully him enough he might get drunk and draw something fun

I just don't wanna be an enabler :'D

Anyway, looks like we're worming our way in with the brothers.

Writing~
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>>644958
So you're telling us to bully him?
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>>644969
Wargle is drugged up and tired.
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So anyone else think we have 0 chance at beating Sausage, barring Deus ex Machina, if we make it to the finals? He has all the speed Nori had, is probably better at taijutsu, has bullshit eyenigger hax, and can open at least a couple of the 8 gates.
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>>644992

We should have had him on our team.

But no....
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>>644992
I think we'll be fine. Just gotta give it our all.
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>>644992
We do have the anti eye bullshit training, so that should help.
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>>644996
Would've made him weaker than he is now. Significantly so.

You guys swapping him for Hinata made him what he is.
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>>644992
All I care about is beating Gumbo. If we end up against Sausage, we'll just have fun with it and maybe troll him a little.
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>>645002
3 Princesses best team.
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>>645001
He can still see through our taijutsu and copy at least some of our ninjutsu.
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>>645006
That is true, but I think we can do it if we plan good enough and roll decently.
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>>645002
and significantly less irritating since no Might Guy influence.
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>>645002

Easier to beat.
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>>645014

Might Guy!Sasuke is great, though.

What are you talking about?
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>>645016
off?
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>>645014
Sauske being happy and extroverted is kinda irritating desu.
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>>645014
>>645020
>All this shit taste
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>>645018
Sasuguy is best guy.
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First, you create a shadow clone. It’s mission is simple- tell Father and Danzo where you are. You don’t want to worry them, after all.

Secondly, you stand between the two Uchiha brothers and place a hand on each one of their shoulders.

Both of them give you a similar quizzical expression.

“Well, it isn’t polite to keep a lady waiting. Scoot!” you prod.

After a half second pause to look at one another, the brothers shrug, and each scoots over in opposite directions, giving you just enough space to sit comfortably.

You plop down happily between them, grinning happily.

“And the meaning behind this is what, exactly?” Itachi says, somewhat dryly.

“Ah, Itachi-sensei, it is very important for your student to bond with the both of you- and that’s what we’re doing! Bonding! Ohohohohohoho!~” You tease, your laughter echoing throughout the stands.

Itachi sighs, while Sasuke hasn’t said anything. You notice his face is tinged with just a splash of red, and he’s trying not to look directly at you.

“For the time being, focus on the fight, Tsuki. If Hinata does fail here, you could end up fighting Gaara. Watch his movements- watch how he fights. This will be important.” Itachi instructs.

Far below, on the floor of the arena, Gaara is waiting. Eventually Hinata makes her way onto the floor as well- the two standing across from one another, just waiting for the signal to begin.
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>>645028
I bet you support TsukiXLee too.
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>>645032
Being Itachi is struggle
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>>645041
I'm not against it, but not the one I'm hoping for.
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>>645032
the sauce talks a good game but he can't back it up
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>>645041
Funny Dad and Danzo wanted the next Hashirama what they got was the next Tobirama...so things went better than expected.
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>>645048
>implying that putting Tobirama's brain in Hashirama's body doesn't make them rock hard
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>>645050
No complaints if we do manage that
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>>645050
I mean who wouldn't be?
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>>645041
TsukiXLee all the way. Imagine what the kid they had could do with Lee's training and Tsuki's Stellar. Plus that kid would be smart as shit.
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>>645072
nup.
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>>645072
bowl cut with drills?
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>>645072
no thanks
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>>645064
Seriously though, who thought it would be a good idea to entrust the villages law enforcement to a single clan, one which has shown itself to put its own good before that of their comrades before? The same clan that venerates an omnicidal manic, can mindfuck you with a glance, and who's kekky only reaches its mature state through cold blooded murder?
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TsukixGaara is the true pairing anons
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>>645041
>>645072
>picking Lee over Sause
>Picking Lee over anyone
>Even considering Lee as a possible option
Come on guys i know you hate the eyeniggers but there is no need to get desperate.
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>>645087
It all makes sense now. Gaara get the fuck off 4chan.
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>>645086
All in favor of Tsuki raping Madara, we are the Thirsty Princess afterall....
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>>645072
>wanting to have a kid with a even 50/50 chance of not being able to use Stellar Release
>or any jutsu at all
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we all know Tsuki is hot for teacher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OlAx4Dok38
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For what its worth, I just caught up in the archives and I fully support Tsuki X Lee. Let's see WHY he calls himself the Green Beast of Konoha?

(I may be really drunk)
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>>645095
Go to be anon
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>>645077
I'd pay money to see that. It'd look like someone dumped a bowl of noodles on the kids head.

To the rest of the haters, Afterglow is literally what Guy talks about. Burning passion of youth! He's going to find us and practically force us to get on Lee's level after the performance of BURNING PASSION OF YOUTH we displayed. Hold onto your senbon,
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>>645087
While this does clear a few things up in my mind I can't see Tsuki going with a none leaf love interest. What could be fun too consider is whatever clan she marries into also gets some assets of Norihime Corp!

Imagine the Hyuga with that?
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>>645106
bed.
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>>645111
Think about it like this we have Gaara defect to the leaf he doesn't give a shit about the sand and if we make a bond with him we can convince him to just join us
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>>645046
I love the thought of the sauce boss squirming in his sear thinking about how nice tsuki looks in her dress and shit like that
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>>645100
That's why you don't stop with just one kid. It's like you don't even eugenic, bro.

Get him drunk, taijutsu his dick hard, and afterglow it til he shoots dust until you get a kid that has what you want. You are a Norihime! Nothing but perfection will do.
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>>645111
Well then Tsuki better get to work inventing a machine that can let two girls make babies together.
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>>645121
We should ask what he though of our dress. But then give hm a boop on the nose and remind him if girls know they can fluster him like this they may be able too trick him or get under his skin
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>>645120
Gaara's not going to defect. Especially not if we actually manage to make him not be so homicidal.

He is still the kage's son.
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>>645072

Tsuki's kid won''t necessarily inherit her Release.
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>>645129
Why wouldn't he defect his village has done nothing but attack him and he talks about how much he hates his family and village. The only reason he chanced was because Naruto told him about how he strives to be loved by his village
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>>645122
So you're saying Tsuki should have a bunch of kids, all with different fathers and possibly have them compete with one another over ownership of the Norihime Empire.

I'm for it.
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>>645139

1. hes not going to want to or consider defecting unless we actually knock him out of his homicidal tendencies. Much like what canon naruto did. Since he just wants to kill and he'll listen to his kage and listening to him lead to him being able to kill.

2. If we do so, it probably results in realising that his mother did love him and results in the canon realisation he wants to protect his village. Which means he won't want to defect anymore.
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>>645146
Not what I had in mind, but now that you brought it up, let's go with that. I'm thinking her nickname will become Whorihime after the third or fourth father.

She won't care, though. It's all for the safety of the village.
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>>645156
Not beating up Orochimaru and having him clone us a legion of daughters?
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>>645146
or perhaps we could wait and cross that bridge when we get to it.
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>>645153
I don't know anon it always seemed more that he was trying to follow Naruto's ideals and thats why he started to care about making his people love him. I don't we have to foster that to get him to ease up
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>>645162
Snakebro is for Hyuuga, with Neji being cursed and Hinata contracted with MrSlithersworth. But we may be able to request his assistance in some gene mapping and manipulation, though not in the extreme that was done to Tsuki's mother.

Also, can Lee form a contract? I know he can't into ninjutsu like the others, but a contract isn't a ninjutsu is it?
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>>645186
Space-time jutsu
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>>645186
It is implicitly ninjutsu
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>>645191
>>645193
Fuck. I was hoping it wasn't.

Oh, another thought.
Can Lee somehow be compatible with a tailed beast? Say the Four Tails? I kinda want to see him with that kind of power.
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>>645196
No, just drop it. Lee is a nice dude but we're not mad science him or husbandoing him.
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There's nothing physically wrong with Lee, he just has NO TALENT. Literally NONE, he's shit at absolutely EVERYTHING. He doesn't even have talent for Taijutsu, he was pretty shitty at that too. All he's got is HARD WORK and WILLPOWER. I.e. he's shit at evreything but he'll put his nose to the grindstone and FORCE himself to improve even if he has to break his body into tiny slivers, even if it kills him.

So he's a horrible mismatch with Tsuki, who is all about inborn talent. I don't think they would like eachother.
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“GAARA VS HINATA HYUGA!” Genma’s voice announces.

“BEGIN!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVnkpMFg4NE

Hinata wastes no time, immediately taking off towards Gaara. The redhead seems somewhat taken aback by this, but his sand is there to meet Hinata’s strikes. Unable to make any solid hits, she backs off- seemingly looking for another avenue of attack. Gaara doesn’t give the opportunity, however, as masses of sand take off after her almost immediately.

The sand, however, does seem a bit slower, the farther it gets from Gaara. He sends more sand after her, but even from another direction, it’s simply too slow.

Frustrated, Gaara calls the sand back, before starting to mold it into something else- likeness of himself. Sand Clones?

The four clones he’s created take off after Hinata. In this physical form, they are quick enough to corner her using their superior numbers- before Hinata breaks down into her Gentle Fist Stance.

The clones inch forward, but even as they take one step forward, Hinata is there, forcing them back. She chains together several attacks on one clone- before her hand appears to have gone through it.

This, however, may have been a mistake- the clone doesn’t deform, and now her hand seems stuck inside of it.

The clones continue to grow closer, and Gaara is now brave enough to approach as well, sand leaking out of his gourd unto the floor.

As they approach, Hinata smiles- and switches stances. Quickly, she begins to spin- breaking into the Eight Trigrams: Revolving Heaven technique. The whirling chakra shreds the sand clones, sending sand everywhere- while Gaara launches several unsuccessful sand-based attacks against it.

As the sand is blasted away, an elongated arm shoots out of the chakra whirl- followed by another, and another! As the whirl fades, you can see Hinata keep striking Gaara with her elongated strikes- 16- 32- 64- 128 times!

The Sand Shinobi is launched backwards- and skids along the floor.
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drunk guy again. think about Lee's passionate body thristing into Tsuki's lithe slender body.

Now tell me Lee won't be good for three or four rounds.

Lee is best choice.
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>>645212
Oh shit he's gonna bring out the demon chakra to fix his chakra points.
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>>645213
I am not nearly drunk or tired enough to deal with you anon.
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>>645224
Cmon Wargle.

I felt this way before alcohol. Let's get one anime-inspired quest where the MC isn't a lesbian or harem king/queen. Plus Lee is the most intense at everything, including sexual escapades.
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one day i will have the resources to make this look good and the skill to draw poses but for now i give you this
bully as much as you want.
Wont get better if i dont know what im doing wrong
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>>645213
I second Lee is best choice.
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>>645213
Im sorry but team princess already have their BDSM roles decided a few threads ago.
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>>645230
I have made 0 comments about Tsuki's romantic life, other than I personally hate the "girls are friends, so therefore they are massive lesbians" trope.

That's for you guys to argue about, not me.
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>>645234
Look, there's no bait here, I'm genuinly drunk and I genuinely want Lee to savage our virgin princess.

What's so wrong with that?
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>>645231
I like it anon. Now don't be like the other two potential art anons, who posted unfinished art and promised to finish it, then NEVER RETURNED.

I'm still waiting.
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>>645238
>other than I personally hate the "girls are friends, so therefore they are massive lesbians" trope.

YES

WARGLE CONFIRMED FOR BEST QM
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>>645238
And argue we shall, if only to past the time.
For real, though, I just hope that when we get to the whole romantic interest part, we don't choose someone that's been chosen a billion times before.
Looking at you, saucebaws.

Oh. Another thought.
How well do you think Tsuki would react to... bedbugs?
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>>645252
LET LEE INVADE OUR SACRED SANCTUM

FUCK I'VE HAD A LOT OF VODKA
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>>645238
>I personally hate the "girls are friends, so therefore they are massive lesbians" trope.
Dude thank you
Yuri is shit like 60% of the time because it comes out of nowhere or the lead up usually involves pic related
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>>645231

8/10
Pretty good drawfag, keep it up!

>Those legs
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>>645255
Drunkanon again, I had to deal with bedbungs on three occasions in two years,and have developed a genuine bedbug psychosis. Tsuki would lose her god damned mind checking ever place she slept, because I grew up in the ghetto and even I do these days
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>>645255
I don't get why people ignore Itachi, he doesn't have a girlfriend and isn't that much older.

Plus we have a crush already.

>>645257
You need to take it slow brother
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>>645265
>>645255
Two words: Stellar Release.
Burn the house down and build a new one.
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>>645265
No drunkanon. Since you are drunk I'm pretty sure he is talking about Shino and his having bugs inside his body.
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>>645259

I hate it when it's forced.

When there's actual build up and reason for it? Then it's fine/good.

But it's usually the shitty "QMC is female, so lesbians!" trash.
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>>645267
I can't. I resist alcohol like a motherfucker and have to drink fast and hard if I do at all.

I still thought Lee was the best boyfriend before the vodka though.
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>>645279
You're getting annoying as fuck though.
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>>645272
>>645259
>>645248

I don't hate yuri, or anything. But if I'm reading a story or a quest or whatever, and it just becomes LOL they're girls, gotta be lesbians too! fapfapfap, etc

I get really pissed off. It's also been beaten into the ground, so I won't do it.

/mass unsub from quest for now yuri

I kid, but I need to get back to writing. slow wargle is slow.
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>>645265
>>645269
The bedbug comment was a reference to getting busy with Shino.
Drunkanon gets a pass for intoxication.
And bedbugs are fucking horrible. They're moved into the barracks before you even know you're getting stationed there, and they'll be there when you leave despite commands best efforts to destroy them. It takes a full gut and fume job to make it stick.
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>>645231
Pretty good anon
The hand is weird, the legs are shit, and there are several small things you can improve on but all and all it pretty great keep it up
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>>645295
Do you hate Pokemon Quest with Kat and Robin?

I dislike the group yuri, but.. damn if those girls don't make my heart go doki doki.
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>>645300
well...
fireflys and stars can make for a romantic evening.
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>>645300
We used too just fucking burn the mattresses after the Gurkas left then fume the room....for the bugs and the smell.
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>>645306
You have to be crazy to hate pokemon quest.

He does though
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>>645231
weird chin shape, arms too skinny for the rest of the body, torso too short.
alternatively, legs too phat for the rest of her body.
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>>645313
not crazy to hate that playerbase though
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>>645231
>THICC
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>>645295

I like it more when there is an actual build up for the romance.
Not just happens because magic ´n shit

Eldrich moon bunnies when?
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H
H I
H I N
H I N A
H I N A T
H I N A T A

Tsuki cheerleader nao
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>>645317
Gobble doesn't deserve half of that shit man
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>>645306
it was a bit of the usual forced yuri at first imo but the relationship was well written after that making it pleasant to read. the extra stuff with clair as a third seemed unnecessary.
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>>645295

I agree with >>645324

If there's build up, then it's probably good. If it's just lesbians "'cause girls!'", then it can fuck off.

Also, bunnies can fuck off too
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so Tsuki becomes a Chunin

then what?
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>>645336
Grind and become a Jonin
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minato banned from ichiraku's for being a dick during the exams when
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>>645317
>>645328
Extra waifu shit?
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>>645244
YES BOSS, THANK YOU BOSS

>>645261
>>645301
>>645315
Thanks and i will
Big meaty thighs give me the vapors.
Ill try to make it look more natural next time around.
In general a lot of things with my "style" could use some fine tuning but ill get there.


>>645322
that was what i was going for
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>>645348
nah, the player base is just shitty, quick to blame the QM and not themselves.

Or one faggot blames everyone who voted for something different, and the dice get fucked.
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>>645348
the playerbase would argue over everything and be melodramtic about it.

catching pokemon would become the discussion version of trench warfare
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>>645327
Shadow Clone cheer leading squad?
God that'd give Sasuke a hard time focusing wouldn't it
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>>645336
we settle this summon business, then we start planning out what new ROOT's actual objectives are (remove minato? remove uchiha? leash uchiha? changes in governing style?) then we start recruiting interesting people to act as operatives, also chunin level missions and stuff too I guess.
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>>645336
See what the fuck is wrong in the moon, and become the Ten Tails jinchūriki
Then grind to become a Junnin
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>>645306
>>645313

I actually read the end after trying to read it twice before. It was pretty sweet, and it warmed my cold heart.

At first though, it seems really forced, and turned me off from the quest. I also generally dislike harem or "muh non-monogamy" endings for a similar reason- real life doesn't work like that. Human beings very jealous, bitter beings.

If you can write it well, more power to you- it would just start a step behind in gaining me as a viewer/reader.
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>>645355
>>645357
main reason I just read the archived threads, was a fun and pretty close ending, any idea when the new one starts?
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>>645371
just follow his twitter
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Weird question (drunk anon again)

If a shinobi got pregnant and made a shadow close, then went into labor, would she make a shadow baby?

pls wargle
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>>645364
I'm curious have you read Mecha Space Pirate Quest?
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>>645364
Please ignore our shit posting and finish writing.
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>>645371
As one of the bigger autist in the quest I apologize. I just want to win them battles.
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>>645372
I'm pretty sure gobble is a girl. She got doxed at one point.
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>>645364
Case and point
Fucking Mecha Pirate Quest
Best Harem shit ive ever seen in a Quest
Maybe in all of media
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>>645376
Like the first 5 or so threads? I've just been a busy guy. I liked the sequence with the main character singing alongside freddy during a mech fight.

There seems to be a significant player/voter drop off on the archive- though I know going strictly by the archive is a dangerous game.
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>>645384
Of course it went harem.... sigh
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>>645212
>>645386

You gonna finish writing, Wargle?

>>645393

Well, it is about pirates.
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>>645386
I honestly don't know why we have such varying numbers, some nights we've had thirty something players other night it seems like maybe 15. But the point is Wong does a really good job making the Harem work

>>645393
Did you see the salt when it was just Sam and Karen? We wouldn't have been able to get anywhere with how bad it would have gotten
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She chases after him- presumably to finish him off- but is greeted by a large wall of sand.

She tries to go around it, but it moves to follow her.

On the other side, Gaara stands- he seems to be leaking sand from his very skin.

“He’s wearing a layer of sand on his skin- like body armor.” Itachi says, sitting next to you. You can see both him and Sasuke has their sharingan active as they watch the fight.

“Eight Trigrams! Vacuum Palm!” You hear Hinata shout from below.

Seems like if she can’t get around it, she plans on blasting through it.

“Vacuum Palm!”

“Vacuum Palm!”

Eventually the wall gives way from her attacks- though instead of going through it herself, a telltale white shape soars through instead. Neija?

Hinata begins chaining together several handsigns- then bites her thumb.
Her snake, Neija, begins to grow in size.

Rapidly.

“You are quite unpleasant, you pale miscreant. Maybe you won’t taste as bad as you look?~” Neija says, slithering toward Gaara, continuing to grow as she does. Before long, she’s almost as big as those giant snakes you saw in the Forest of Death.

For a moment, Gaara seems frozen in fear- and that moment is all Neija needs. She springs towards the Sand Shinobi, fangs bared-

And bites down unto a solid sphere of sand.

“Ugh, you’re far too gristly for me, boy!~” Neija complains.

She continues to bite down, but it doesn’t appear that the sphere of sand is going to give way.
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ITT: We become quest general
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>>645405
There was the agreement to get both.
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>>645393
mc's soon to be married to 5 girls, well 4 and 1 trap if you have to make the distinction. not a particularly lewd quest though.
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>>645393
Honest i wouldn't have it any other way and i normally hate harem shit.
My current problem is motherfuckers continueing to want to add any more girls to the party.
I mean come on 5 is enough guys
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>>645414
.....Not for me I think
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>>645411
The agreement was we would date both of them before making a decision

>>645414
I wish we had an anon to write some lewdbins for that

>>645415
Lori should be the last
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>>645424
What would you want such an anon to write?
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>>645408
rip Neija
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>>645428
Anything really as long as its not Karen
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>>645410
with 57 posters and ~550 replies in the past 5 hours, it probably is a really large portion of qst's traffic.

makes sense for a lot of alternative discussion to follow with the flow of people
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Speaking of harems, I miss AEQ.
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I'm so sorry I shitted up a good quest.

If this was Pokemon Quest I'd post an apology butt

Guess I'll try anyways. Here's Rock Lee's butt.
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>>645442
Meh. I don't. That became a chore to read.
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During the writing break, a word from our sponsors
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>>645455

You're good, Anon.

The apology isn't necessary, but definitely appreciated.
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so... in terms of weapons Tsuki has:
a warfan
a shortbow
a pair of chakra swords (samurai ones)
could have in the future super lightning swords
usual ninja kit of kunai etc.

how can we tech-up/ mechanize these?
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>>645470
one word anon

Railgun

also the bow and fan haven't been used much/at all
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>>645471
I think at this point the Warfan is more accessory than weapon.
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>>645471
the fan can be snuck in "oh its just a fan"

bow has been collecting dust though
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>>645471
yeah, melting down the samurai chakra swords and combining them with that kunai launcher could be fun... and yeah we've sorta abandoned the warfan and bow.
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>>645478
no need to melt anything down my man, we have money no jutsu
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>>645490
true, but with the super lightning swords being available after the chunin exams is there any reason to keep the samurai swords?
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Weapon wise I suggest we actually let the experts at R&D help. I suggest duel Senbon SMG, timed charges with power with stellar chakra and finally a MAC cannon. I want us to be able to make it rain guns, jet a long what they fire. Otherwise a chakra shield generator could be good. Wrist mounted grapple hook, Water jets and flamers similar too sasori

Best of all if we create great tech we can arm new ROOT with it all.
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>>645496
I mean, spare weapons? We don't NEED to melt them down either you realize
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>>645501
yeah, just chakra metal is rare and expensive even for a norihime (or it seemed that way to me)
I suppose we could give them to a team mate or something so they actually see use.
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>>645513
literally infinite money my man
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>>645517
Don't go saying that or Wargle might put a limit!
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Unsatisfied, the large white snake whips her head to one side- throwing the sphere of sand at a wall- which seems to leave more cracks in the wall than the sand orb. The wall of sand, though, is moving of it’s own accord- directly towards Neija.

She reacts, but is simply too slow, owing to her size- the sand engulfs her from all sides.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1o9C1nEnGk

The orb opens up, and Gaara walks out, sand still leaking from different places on his body. His face, especially, seems cracked and distorted- but his smile is the most unsettling.

He holds out his hand towards the large pile of sand surrounding Hinata’s snake.

You actually hit me- nobody’s ever managed to hit me. I’ll have to give you something in return….” Gaara growls through his wide smile.

Sand Waterfall Funeral!

“No, Neija!” Hinata calls out, quickly trying to release the summoning.

Neija’s bulk seems to resist the sand for a time- before the large mass of sand collapses in on itself- releasing nothing but a puff of white smoke.

You let out the breath you hadn’t even realised you were holding. You certainly didn’t want Hinata’s summon to be crushed like that….

“It’s been fun, but I think it’s time for you to die, girl.” Gaara says, his grin unchanging.

Sand Drizzle!

Gaara’s sand launches itself skyward, kneading and spreading itself into a fine mist of sand. Seeing this, Hinata tries to blow it away with Gale Palm- but is largely ineffective, due to the sheer amount of sand closing in.

Changing tactics, she begins to spin in place, again performing the Revolving Heaven- but Gaara seems content to wait. Is Hinata out of options, here?


She keeps spinning, but you quickly realize that she can’t keep it up forever. And as soon as that sand covers her body…

“Sensei!” you shout, turning to Itachi.

“I know. I’ll stop him from doing anything drastic.” Itachi says, standing.

After what seems like an eternity, Hinata’s whirling chakra ceases, and Gaara’s sand rushes in to takes its place.

He brings the sand back toward him- and produces Hinata, though sand is covering anything except her head.

Like before, he turns her to face you, in the crowd-

But in a flash, Itachi is there, his eyes locked with Gaara’s.

“That’s enough. Put there girl down, Gaara.” Itachi says.

You can see Gaara’s smile twitching- but he seemingly has no choice but to comply.

The sand gives way, and Hinata falls the floor.


“The winner is Gaara! If medics would please come collect Hinata Hyuga…..” Genma’s voice calls out through the loudspeaker.

It seems Hinata has lost… but at least she’s safe.
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>>645542
fuck. ok, we following her back to the medical centre.
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So I know we are not allowed too kill him...but how about turning him into a quad amputee
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>>645554
just turn his sand armor into glass, full body burns.
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And we're gonna end there, because I keep seeing grammatical and spelling errors AFTER i post.

Damn tired medication-posting.

@WargleQM for Questing commentaries

Next thread will be sometime this weekend, probably.

Post thread, baybee!
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>>645559
rest that throat of yours
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>>644434
>Thread 42 and I finally manages to get shino acknowledged.
It doesn't help that I always sleep through the thread but you'll see. Good taste will prevail in the end.
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>>645559
Thanks for running wargle.

Is hinata shaken, not stirred?
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>>645559
What did Dad and Danzo think of that match? I assume our clone chilled with them and will pop now or something?

Nori woken up yet? how she feeling?
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>>645559

Thanks for running, Wargle!
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>>645559
Thanks for running!
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>>645559
Thanks bud
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>>645568
The clone stuck with them, and has been hanging around- a proof of Tsuki's mastery of it.

Nori is unknown currently.
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>>645559
Just one tiny little nitpick. You should probably avoid responding to anons while writing multi-post chunks. It's great that you're interacting with us, but it feels like the thread grinds to a halt. I would recommend you do your retaliatory shit posting during a voting period.

Other than that, can't wait for the next thread. Thanks bub.
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>>645573
what are the other competitor's feelings on Tsuki v Nori ONCE IN A LIFETIME WRESTLEMANIA MAIN EVENT even though it was on second MATCH?

The Hokage's?
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>>645559
Wow, ending it off before 4 am. As always, I enjoyed the quest Wargle, even though it's a quagmire at times. And you're apparently a raging homophobe.
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>>645561
lewd
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>>645574
Normally I'm not too awful about it, but I was having issues concentrating tonight.

I'll be back to normal soon
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>>645579

Don't worry about it, Wargle.

Just get better.
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>>645577
Why am I a raging homophone? You trolling me anon? How kind.

I'm slow, and even slower when drugged to high heaven. Thanks for sticking around :'D
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>>645585
>You trolling me anon? How kind
Yes, but it's more fun to troll som or the porn naruto guy desu.

And it's not that you're slow, it's that there's so much shitposting.
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>>645577
Yuri degenerates deserve immolation
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>>645559
Aye thanks for putting in the hard work while under the weather. This was a good read to come home to after work.
And the shit posting was even less bile-inducing than usual! Good work anons. Have this picture I found ages ago.
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>>645122
>brood queen Norihime
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Anyone have the exam bracket?
I deleted it and suptg don´t save .pdf
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>>645657

Ask Wargle on Twitter.
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>>645657
Here you go, someone had posted the link in the last thread
http:images/1474341709814.pdf
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>>645669
Lee lost to Hinata.
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So, we're gonna shank the fuck out of Gaara using stellar swords, right?
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>>645783
Stellar can glass all of his sand
We can nuke the gord
Sauce is the real threat
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>>645807
Oh, I want to glass him, sure. But I also think that dis-arming him (literally) is a good way to showcase WHY we should get Kiba. We need to use our swords to effect at least once in the exams.
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>>645811
>cutting off the arms of the son of a kage
>making the sand look like the victims
>making it real easy for the sand to convince other villages to join them in the invasion
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>>645811

That's probably gonna get us disqualified.

Unnecessary cruelty.
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>>645818
Then we shank him. Miss anything important, the raw heat cauterizes the wound AND causes enough pain to knock him out.

We'll get our 'Warning' from the melted metal that fuses to his body. He'll have FUN (tm) getting that out.
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>>645821
...are you sadistic?
There's no reason to do that and the sand will be climbing up Minato's ass trying to get us punished
Just stabbing him would suffice but then we have to nuke his sand and at that point we already won
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>>645825
Get us punished for what?

We've already nuked the Hokage's daughter in the face.

Why not lightsaber-stab the kid to knock him out from pain?
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>>645830
Won't that trigger Shukaku though? I am down for glassing his sand, what technique would do this best? Stellar release great fire ball?

Also thanks for running Wargle
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>>645835
Guys, what's more cruel? Shanking someone with liquid metal, or COVERING THEM IN MOLTEN GLASS?
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>>645830
Your plan is excessively edgey for no reason
There is no reason to cut off garaa's arm
There is no reason to "send a message"
We just have to beat him,not scar him for life
Also why would the sand not want us punished for unneeded cruelty and scaring the kage's son
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>>645838
Stop
Please stop
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>>645843
Cutting off his arm or shanking him with the intent to knock him out from pain would not kill him.

Turning him into a glowing hot glass statue would.
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>>645838
I just don't want Shukaku to come out and run a train on Tsuki. Also we don't need to glass him or his sand armor just the sand he uses for attacks so it's useless. His sand armor can either cook him with our fire or we use our Chakra enhanced blades to cut through, but being that close to Gaara is kind of dangerous.
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>>645843
Welcome to /qst/
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>>645845
I don't even understand why you'd want to do this. It's immensely OOC and would only cause trouble.
Most of all, it's not fun.
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>>645845
Using steller sword would do the same thing
Your plan still makes no sense and is just your sadism talking
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>>645850
Okay, our options for beating Gaara are Stellar-sword shanking, Stellar Sword cutting, or use Stellar release to glass him inside his own sand armor.

The first one hurts like a bitch, but does no lasting damage.

The second one is dismemberment or a good chance to kill.

The third one is a very, very cruel way to kill him.

How is stabbing him NOT the ideal option? Are you all just afraid to actually hurt someone in a fight?
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>>645857
The way you worded it suggests that you WANT TO FUSE THE METAL OF THE SWORD TO HIS SKIN
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>>645864
If the sword's metal flash-melts under the heat of Stellar chakra coursing through it, that might, MIGHT happen. What I meant from that was if it does, I'm certainly not going to feel bad about it.
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Okay, so I've been thinking, can Gaara control his sand well if it is wet? because we could make it rain to give us a bit of an advantage.
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>>645872
Your first post about stabbing suggest otherwise
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>>645886
Yeah, rereading I might notta been thinking clearly.

My point still stands, though. Shanking him with glowing-hot swords > glassing him.
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You know what is another option? Forfeiting. Because we still have to face Sai, and our chakra reserves aren't full even after the pill, so it might be better to just forfeit the match against Gaara. Plus, that could even further help us get promoted to Chuunin, since knowing when to retreat is an important ninja skill.
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>>645895
Nah, we can take Gaara. I'm sure of that much, at least.
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>>645850
To be fair it's not really out of character

It's out of character to aim to purposely to take his arm off for a message but we have burnt people to the point of scarring/melting them before

So during our attacks if he gets borderline killed it would be in line with what we do anyway. Depending on how he gets we'll probably end aiming to kill.
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>>645891
Swords can't take Stellar, just glass his shit.
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>>645923
Why do you want to kill Gaara?
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>>645928
Glassing his attacking sand isn't killing him. I don't wanna glass his armor.
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>>645928
Don't glass th armor
Glass the sand he is throwing at us
Also don't talk mr. Send a message
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>>645931
Then how do we beat him?

He can just use sand from his armor to make more sand. See the fight with Kimimaro.
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>>645935
Well we can also talk to him as we fight, that might do something at first.
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>>645935
The swords won't break through the armor and stellar would just melt them

We can nuke the gord then wait until he runs out of the sand he has left
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>>645938
>>645940
I'm getting the feeling you guys don't want to actually beat Gaara.
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We do have that one big stella attack. The overpowered Kamehameha.We could use that right at the start of the fight and theoretically blow right through his sand hurting him badly. He is pretty arrogant about his perfect defence so it's unlikely he'll dodge.
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>>645942
That is an all or nothing attack.
>>645941
No one plan will beat him, we need to have an open mind. If we can glass enough of his sand we can close in with swords maybe. In the end plans are just that, plans.
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>>645950
>That is an all or nothing attack.
It is, it's also an attack with what I think is the highest likelyhood of working, especially if we use it right out of the gate before he is all riled up and psychotically trying to end us
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>>645942
But we'll faint after we use it, right ? It might hurt him but not defeat him completely, whereas we'll be unconscious.

>>645938
Talking while we fight is good, and it fits the approach we've tried to take with him until now. Everyone has been talking about redeeming and husbandoing Gaara, but we can't do that without words.
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>>645941
Stellar swords.don't.work
It would melt most metals
We can try to break past garaa's armor with the swords but that wouldn't work
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>>645963
It comes down to how Stellar chakra interacts with Gaara's chakra-infused sand.
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>>645955
We won't even be at 100% probably, also see >>645956

>>645969
In the end we will just have to Stellar him anyways, so we shouldn't hold back.
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>>645975
So we nuke him in the face?

Is this what Tsuki will be known for? Face nuking?
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>>645956
I doubt we can redeem Gaara, he's far far too nuts and Naruto has BS talk-no-jutsu and we dont
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>>645969
That is the only thing that matters

we'll never now if any of our plans would work without knowing that
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>>645982
Do you really never want to use Stellar?
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>>645983
We have diplomacy-no-jutsu and that's baisclly the same thing
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>>645988
There are other things we can do with Stellar chakra.
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>>645994
Yes there is, but we shouldn't be afraid of using it to attack. But like everyone is saying this all depends on what we find from testing the water with Stellar v Sand.
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>>645999
Having checked the wiki, Gaara's sand DOES become inert when suffused with Chakra-infused water.

I don't know if rain water from the fire technique would count.
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>>646025
Well that needs to be Chakra-Infused, but it does make me slightly more confident in our ability to deal with his Sand. Only problem is that I'm certain Gaara has more chakra than us.
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>>646030
True, but glassing all his sand is looking more and more viable.

He needs time to break up stone into sand. At a point, it becomes less about chakra and more about resources.
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>>646047
If it does come to attacking him head on with Stellar I say we just aim for the arms.
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>>646058
Nah, the ground at his feet.

Lee's strategy was get Gaara in the air, and hit him with impunity before his sand could catch up. It would have worked if Gaara hadn't pulled a substitution.
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>>646030
Well most of our techniques are not chakra-efficient in the first place, not even accounting for the fact that being a jinchuriki gives him lots of reserves. Outlasting him was never an option, it was always about getting past is defenses to do damage. The question is how: thorough power (stellar) or intelligence (rain from fire jutsu).

Well we've already shown off power in our fight with Nori, and may end up using the rain against Sai against his ink. I'm not worried about earning some chunin points.
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thread is over so let me drop a bit of husbandofaggotry
>leet edgy teenage look but not too edgy like eyeniggers
>intellectual, can have deep and intresting conversations
>completes us as we are a WMD, shino is a great unassuming covert agent and master strategist
>cares for his bugs, cares for students in the epilogue, his father cares for him after he gets poisoned by kankuro... the aburame clan cares for it's loved ones
>we could be his loved one
>embraces technology in the epilogue, would enjoy talking with father and tweaking high tech headgear
>same glasses as best teacher
>will call us queen
>will probably make possible marriage in a spider silk dress adorned with fireflies
>genuinely cute once the glasses that give him the resting bitch face are off

All aboard the bug train.
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>>647668
Gaara or Shino
Neji is ok if he manages to not go over to the darkside, but he has to choose to stay himself
All others a shit
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>>647668
But anon are we in to bugs pleasuring his anus in the middle of sex?
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>>647668
I'm convinced, but would Tsuki be ? Wouldn't she find it gross ?
also would he even want Tsuki
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>>647696
Gaara would be an awkward long distance relationship as neither him nor, us would probably defect.
Gotta see how we interact later in the tourny anyway.
I'm just raising awareness mostly. Because of my euro sleep schedule I haven't been heard that much in the beginnng.
As long as shino is at least considered and not ignored as a background character I'm fine. even if I have the pressentiment wargle-sama is setting him up with Fuu to appease passions without having to bring him up to the front stage
if that's the case, it's suboptimal but hey at least he'll get his paragraph of spotlight
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>>647710
there's more to bugs than just gross ones
bees are cute, especially when they don't try to sting you
and think of all the slk dresses
>>647714
he's rather smart and has some concording interests
that's not much, but honestly there are other husbandos considered just for being popular characters or even worse for children eugenics alone (while eugenics are good, we wouldn't want a sht hubando either)

also I'm reading the wiki right now and apparently he's friend with an ex'root that uses nanomachines son
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lawdy what did I come back to

y'all are goofy
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>>647775
Well then we can just recruit him for root
Whether or not we actually husbando him is up to us anons

We haven't actually had any interactions with him yet right?

Also not sure if we're into bugs

Also we can just set him up with our probably cousin Fuu if we aren't into bugs
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>>647820
I want us to be into bugs because I am massively into bugs, but for the sake of playing IC, tere are many bugs we could be okay with
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>>647845
Johnny Joestar, now's not the time to indulge in your bug bite fetish.
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>>647859
Your the reason David Bowie was kink shamed
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>>647845
I am fairly sure Tsuki is not into bugs. Also of the bugs we could be ok with, I doubt those are the ones that live inside of a human and eat chakra
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>>647668
But anon.

Shino is for Fuu-ing.
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>>647786
I mean it could be worse
We could be talking about how we're going to rape itachi,take his eyes,kill Minato,take his place,and seduce both nori and Hinata
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>>647984
Wait... that isn't the unspoken plan? Quest D R O P P E D.
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>>647668
Forgetting
>will place centipedes in our vagina

We've got better options.

By the way, once we have time we should maybe go see the Nej. Not for husbando-ing, but I'm honestly a little worried as to what he might be up to. The dude's been out of character since getting the curse mark. I know he was a dick in canon too, but he never would have been so fixated on crushing hinata as to let himself get poisoned.
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>>648057
That is because spiders go in vaginas, not centipedes, silly.
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>>648086
>spiders
>not butterflies
>>648057
Not sure how Hinata would feel about that
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>>648104
Hinata is best girl and cares about her cousin. I'm not saying we should like him. We should give him a talking to. We should want him to get better so that Hinata can kick his ass properly later. Also, to remind you:
>He was the last one standing against Orochimaru out of his group, and charged snek with no hands to protect his comrades
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You running tonight, Wargle?
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>>648115
Also if Hinata does still marry naruto then that would mean that everyone on our team would technically be family
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>>648124
He said Sunday
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>>648190
technically it's sunday
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>>648199
Not in Australia
I think

Wait does he live in Australia?
I forgot
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>>648199
Don't try your dream space bullshit here.
>>648204
I'm pretty sure Wargle is West Coast USA, could be wrong though.
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>>648199
Not to Wargle, or me (23:58 here). Wargle uses CST so it should be coming up around 5 pm now.
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>>648211
Yeah, this guy is right.
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>>648204
>>648209
>>648211
I'm just pulling your strings, it's 1am and wargle usually runs at 3am of the day after what he announces for me
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>>648211
6 pm, it's 5pm mountain time
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There was a time, not too long ago, when this quest was not overflowing with edgy faggots.
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>>649326
And then one day you decided to join in and it all changed right?
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>>648209
wargle is on CST time.
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>>649340
And lo, the prodigal asshole came! Well done asshat.
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>>649356
Haha you sure are salty anon
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>>649326
No there wasn't.
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So I hhear lightning jutsu works well against earth.
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Could tsuki like channel lightning chakra around her body to create an area where sand doesn't listen to gaara?
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>>649931
I was hoping for channeling lightning into the chakra blades, but for some reason they were arguing for using stellar with the blades, which would just melt then.

I'm not sure she could do either though.
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>>649963
It's just a bit of form manipulation, we could roll on it to see how badly tsuki fucks it up if any. If regular lightning don't work then we could glass his sand which would probably be pretty amusing from a spectator's perspective.
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>>649984
Do we know anything about form manipulation though?

I personally don't see the advantage in attacking Gaara's sand as opposed to just attacking Gaara directly.
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>>649931
>>649984
>>651704

Or just use Stellar to turn his sand into glass.
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>>651704
Sand armor will cancel out most of our attacks and steller would just kill him as were covering him in sheets of molten glass
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>>651741
He'll make more sand, dumbass.

Plus, unless you want to painfully murder him, it doesn't get us past his Sand Armor.
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>>651744
On one hand be disqualified for killing on the other, be known for killing a jinchuuriki.
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>>651760
>>651760
We already have a reputation for being a nuke after nuking nori

We also don't want the individual rape train of every other village gunning for our ass
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>>651744
I doubt Stellar would straight up kill him in one hit.
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>>651768
Honestly, it might. If he goes full 'I WANT MY PREY!' on us, with the sand armor going all Shukaku looking, then yeah we'll Nuke spam him. Otherwise, let's just use much more easily controlled swords to beat the shit out of him.

Ablative armor doesn't help much against the concussive force of an explosion at close range.
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>Rabblerabblerabble husbando warring and baseless speculation
You guys could wait until after the time skip, when we know some shit about our potential suitors, before starting the husbando wars. Sasuke isn't an angsty twat and that's pretty much all we know about him. Neji hit on us, and his modus operandi in the show was pretty much Disregard Women; Acquire Martial Arts in the show. And Gaara's gonna be different if we succeed in getting through to him.

Shino, Shikamaru, etc. are basically the same, but you guys could try making an informed decision.
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>>651873
I have to raise Shino awareness because he got ignored. Sausage, Neji and Gaara are getting character developpment already.
I just don't want to reach timeskip and be the sole guy rooting for Shino, only for it to be puppets 2.0 : late to the party
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>>651892
you need to stop anon, I had a dream about Tsuki and Shino last night.
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>>651898
You can't just say that and not elaborate on it
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>>651902
It's nothing exciting or that makes a lot of sense. I just dreamt Tsuki was on a mission of some kind and she had to forcefully pull out a target's tooth for some reason, it had something special contained in it I dream about teeth falling out a lot. So she went at it with a hammer and put the passed out target in a comfy bed as an apology. As she was saying to Shino, who was there too, that the target might want revenge later and come after her, he said "I'd hate for anyone to hurt you", and implied he'd protect her.

It was kinda cute but like most of my dreams, also very confusing and underwhelming.
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>>651898
>>651922
My meme magic is at work.
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>>651922
I have the creeping suspicion that the Aburame clan just adopts male children as needed to fill out their ranks and have never bothered with women. There are no cannon female members. No mention is ever made of Shino having a mother.
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>>652199
There is one woman.

And dozens of male drones.
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>>651873
>ignoring Itachi, who is best guy

Why does everyone do that?
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