Future Naruto QuestThis quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same. However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series. You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Genin of eleven years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQMPastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/eyXSDiMHLast Quest, you trained in stealth, learned about the other teams in the Chunin Exam, met some foreigners, embarrassed your sister, teamed up with another genin team, tossed around a loli, and got close with Hakurin's rival. This Quest, it's time for the Chunin Exams.
You wake up and dress practically for the First exam, which is this morning, and eat a bountiful breakfast provided by your mother, who kisses you on the way out and wishes you good luck. Shirou wished you luck last night, but when she’s home you’re lucky if she’s awake at ten am. Your father is doing something in relation to the exam, so he’s not home this morning. You head to the Academy where the First Exam is being held, through crowded streets, people from every village and capital are present, the Joint Chunin Exams have been a spectacle for decades, and people are loathe to miss it.Everyone who matters competing in the exam is already there, along with most of those Shirou seemed sure would be bumped off in the first exam. For the most part, everyone is sticking to their team, and each team is sticking to their village. Hakurin sees you, waving you over while Himarase gives you a suggestive look, your team and her’s standing together. Momo’s teammates are standing with their back to you, and the younger Sand genin seems to have noticed you. You can see Taiomon and Nanami giving you a thumbs up for luck, though Suki is somewhere else. Mayuto’s team is somewhere in the crowd, but you doubt he would have anything good to say to you. The foreign teams you know of are mostly orbiting the crowd. >A) Go stand with your team and Sakutai’s team>B) Go stand with Taiomon’s team>C) Go stand with Momo’s team>D) Talk to the Cloud team>E) Talk to Team Tonakai>F) Approach the other Mist team>G) Approach the Stone team>H) Approach the Cats and Dogs team>I) Find Mayuto’s team>J) Stand alone>K) Something else
>>631996>A) Go stand with your team and Sakutai’s team>Wave at our friends while we go to stand.
>>631996>Go stand wtlith your own team
>>631996>A) Go stand with your team and Sakutai’s teamayy, it's time to fucking die
>>631996>C) Go stand with Momo’s teamMake friends with them
>>631996>>A) Go stand with your team and Sakutai’s team
>>631998>>632003>>632004>>632013You decide to stand with your team and Himarase's, it makes the most sense after all. On your way there, you pass through a band of genin you either don't recognize or hardly recognize. On the other side, you stop yourself before you bump into a girl dressed in a gaudy dress with candyfloss pink hair, but she doesn't stop herself. Recovering from nearly knocking you, and herself over, she dusts herself off. "Who do you think you are, nearly knocking down the great Baratsuchi?!" She huffs indignantly, her single light blue eye staring into yours. Getting a better look at her, she's dressed more for a ball than a written test, with her frilly pink dress and coat, and her left eye is covered by a white eyepatch decorated with pink and white roses, and with a strap that looks like it's covered in thorns. "Well, what do you have to say for yourself?">A) Apologize>B) Ignore her, keep going>C) Tell her to look where she's going>D) Something else
>>632035>C) Tell her to look where she's going
>>632035>C) Tell her to look where she's goingSeems like something we would do
>>632035>C) Tell her to look where she's goingShe clearly walked into us
>>632040>>632042>>632043>>632044>>632045"I think that you should watch where you're going." You tell the huffy girl, before turning and walking towards your teammates and allies. You feel a hand on your shoulder, and wheel around to face Baratsuchi with a look of rage on her face. "What did you just say to me?! You have some nerve." >A) Lift her hand off your shoulder, go to your team>B) Threaten her (70)>C) Talk her down (68)>D) Something else
>>632070>A) Lift her hand off your shoulder, go to your team
>>632070>B) Threaten her (70)Gtfo
>>632070>>A) Lift her hand off your shoulder, go to your team
>>632073>>632076>>632082You lift the girl's hand off your shoulder, pink painted fingernails and all, and turn to walk back to your team. You don't make it three steps before she grabs your wrist, stopping you in your tracks again. "Stop ignoring me goddammit!" She says, stamping a foot. Without a word you shake your hand free and keep walking. Some people are starting to look, including your group, but Baratsuchi doesn't seem to care as she continues to go after you. "Baratsuchi." You hear a calm male voice say from behind the two of you, and your pursuer stops in her tracks. A boy a few years older than you comes to her side and asks her, "Why do you have to make such a poor first impression here?" The overdressed girl, stutters out a response, and the male speaker comes over to you. He's older than you, by a year or two at most, and he's dressed in a similar expensive manner to his supposed teammate, with a white jacket buttoned up to the collar, he has longer black hair and black eyes. "And you," his tone is as condescending as his teammate, "what's your meaning in humiliating my teammate like this?">A) She humiliated herself>B) Sarcastic>C) Apologize>D) Don't respond>E) Something else
>>632126>A) She humiliated herself
>>632126>>A) She humiliated herself
>>632126>A) She humiliated herself"She actively walked into me, berated me for it, then starts following me while yelling and shit. I didn't do jack."
>>632126>A) She humiliated herselfShe sounds like a new-money kid. Can we just make fun if her for that?Our family is pretty wealthy so she can't call us lower class or anything. And we've been fairly polite given the circumstances so this is all bad for her
>>632126>BHI, SORRY, I'M HERE! PLEASE PROTECT MOMO! ;;
>>632130>>632133>>632136>>632141"She walked into me and then started yelling at me and berating me without even a word of apology, I didn't do anything." You respond to her teammate, kind of annoyed at this point. You finally make it to your team as Baratsuchi's teammate gives her a very angry talking-to. After you've greeted everyone and are well into talking about the Exam, you see Baratsuchi's team walk by you, the girl in question with a defeated look, her male teammate somewhat annoyed at her and you, and a third teammate, who appears to be floating above the ground, dressed as gaudily as the others. "Hakurin!" you hear a familiar voice yell as a young girl runs up and hugs your teammate, "I'm sorry I didn't wish you luck earlier! Good luck in the exam, big sister!" It's Hyaku, her sister that you threw around that one time. >A) Try to make it so she doesn't notice you (50)>B) Greet her>C) Something else
>>632224>B) Greet herSorry again about that thing.
>>632224>A)And if we fail the roll>C)The mini-loli comes back to haunt us.
>>632240>>632224Fuck, meant to say>C) Apologize profusely
>>632224>B) Greet her
>>632224>A) Try to make it so she doesn't notice you (50)goddammit, why did we play loli catch? I mean, that shit was cash, but it isn't exactly the thing that gives brownie points with, well, anyone.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>632238>>632240>>632246>>632256Coin flip, A is 1, B is 2.
>>632238>>632246You greet the Hakurin's younger sister with a pat on the head, and you're immediately rewarded with a kick to the groin. You nearly double over in pain as the young Hyuga darts back through the crowd. Jimmaru, Sakutai, and Himarase are all practically gasping for air in laughter, while Matsukawa and Hakurin look on in confusion. Your Hyuga teammate questions you, "What was all that about, Kuro?" Her eyes are narrowed and her hands are on her hips. >A) Tell her the truth >B) I don't know (Lie) (75)>C) Deflect the question (80)>D) Make up a story (Write-in) (DC based on the story)>E) Something else
>>632319>A) Tell her the truthI have nothing to hide, I did nothing wrong.If bullying lolis is wrong, I don't want to be right!
>>632319>A) Tell her the truth
>>632319>B) I don't know (Lie) (75)>>632256We're probably on pretty good terms with the older brother
>>632319>C) Deflect the question (80)
>>632319>>A) Tell her the truthI regret nothing, but could we not have seen the kick coming?
>>632346Nah, she's so short, we didn't even realize she had legs. :^)
>>632319>A) Tell her the truth She was instrumental to a bonding experience
>>632328>>632333>>632340>>632346"Well..." You start, rubbing the back of your head. You tell Hakurin the story of how you went looking for her one day, and came across her siblings training with one another. You then tell her about how you and her brother played catch using Hyaku as a ball. At this, the rest of your group is laughing at your game of loli toss, and Hakurin doesn't know how to respond. You apologize anyway. Hakurin thanks you, still confused, as a woman with brown hair and reddish eyes steps onto the stage, announcing that she's Urome Okari, Tokubetsu Jounin, and proctor of the first exam. Now would each three man team split up, and enter through a different entrance, single file lines please!>A) Go into Line 1, with Sakutai>B) Go into Line 2, with Himarase>C) Go into Line 3, with Matsukawa
>>632422>>B) Go into Line 2, with Himarase
>>632422>B) Go into Line 2, with Himarase
>>632422>B)The only one we care about.
>>632422>A) Go into Line 1, with SakutaiBROS BEFORE HOES YOU FUCKING SEMEN DEMONS
>>632538I want to be in that hoe before our bro though
>>632428>>632437>>632438>>632443>>632462>>632465You go into the second line, with Himarase, as Jimmaru and Sakutai go into the first line, and Hakurin and Matsukawa go into the third. Each line heads into a different door to the Academy, each leading to a different lecture room on a different floor. When you and Himarase get to the room your test is in, you're sat next to each other, with Ryuko sitting on your left. You recognize a few other people you know in the room. Sakutai's brother Taiomon, the Mist genin Jensho Uzumaki, the third member of the Stone team you met is sitting right behind you, another Mist genin, Inoko Yamanaka, and Nekohime the Cats and Dogs girl. The sub-proctor of this test, a tall Leaf chunin, comes in, and gives you a run-over of the rules. "ONE!" He shouts, "If you are caught cheating you will be ejected and your team will fail the Exam!""TWO!" He continues, "If anyone on your team fails, the whole team fails!""AND FINALLY, THREE!" He finishes, "This will be a twenty question exam, the last one will be revealed with fifteen minutes left in the exam. You need to answer at least eleven questions correctly to pass! You have one hour, once you get the test!" >Roll to pass the Chunin Exam 1d100, first five!
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>632550
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>632550Flat Hyuuga aid me
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>632550heh
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>632550Time to be a nerd.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>632550
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>632550
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>632550
>>632422"It's alright, I kind of deserves that." Kuro gasps out while massaging some feeling back into his trouser snake."W-What did you do?""I went round to your compound looking for you the other day. I couldn't find you but I ran into your brother and your sister and we played catch.""Oh? That... doesn't sound so bad.""Your sister was the ball.""..."
>>632565Goddammit, my one good roll of the month and it doesn't count. ;;
>>632565Late as always Dice. >>632556Anyway, you passed. >Writing.
>>632554>>632555>>632556>>632557>>632558You breeze through the Chunin Exam, despite the two girls to your sides having their difficulties. You're sure that they'll pass, but your score was higher. You lean back in your seat, shutting your eyes, and resting your head on your hands, positioned behind it. You're certain Himarase and Ryuko are looking over your test covertly, but that's put to an end as the proctor takes your finished exam away. A few minutes later, he does the same for Ryuko and Himarase. You feel Himarase's hand creeping its way up your thigh, under the desk, as Ryuko snoozes to your left. The Stone genin sitting behind you is absentmindedly kick your seat, and most of the people in here are either finished or were ejected for cheating or failing. There are only a few minutes left until the final question is revealed. >A) Tell Himarase to stop>B) Tell the Stone genin to stop>C) Ignore the Stone genin, tell Himarase to stop (10)>D) Tell the Stone genin to stop, ignore Himarase (99)>E) Ignore everything (100)>F) Something elseIs this why you chose Hima over her teammates?
>>632646>F) Something elseEnjoy the handy
>>632646>C) Ignore the Stone genin, tell Himarase to stop (10)
>>632646Voting this >>632657
>>632573>Late as alwaysFrom the day the test result came back positive to the present, I've disappointed everyone by being late.>>632646>B)No, I did it because I knew how thirsty everyone else is.
I feel increasingly saddened that a quest that was going places is continually dragged down by the THIRST of anons.
>>632646>A) Tell Himarase to stop>B) Tell the Stone genin to stopit must always be lewd genin quest
>>632669There is no thirst in the Forest of Death. Save bloodthirst.
>>632646>D) Tell the Stone genin to stop, ignore Himarase (99)
>>632669Well we could respond by being a little bitch, or surprise her.
>>632646>F) Something elseHelp her its a handful
>>632646On the one hand, Hakurin has x-ray vision and is in the same building. On the other hand... >>632657 >>632669You say ruined, I say improved!
>>632646>B) Tell the Stone genin to stopNow, handjob or no?>A)
I'll be back in a few, dinner.
>>632646>>B) Tell the Stone genin to stopAs for Hima, we will probably have stand up at one point so don't let things get too out of hand
>>632696This is why we should have gone with Momo, she would only want to hug us/hold our hand.Then again, I saw the strawpoll so I know who Country's gonna kill. ;;>>632722Don't worry, they seem pretty in hand so far if you know what I mean.
>>632746But thanks to Kuro's distinct personality he can be a handful in social situations
>>632746>Implying we're not getting MomoDice, I need you buddy
>>632760He's apparently a handful in his pants as well. :^)>>632763You haven't see the strawpoll that Country linked on his twitter, have you? She's going to be as dead as my self-esteem here in a little bit.
>>632785It's an opinion poll, only I decide who I kill outside of player decisions. Here it is if you haven't voted: http://www.strawpoll.me/11310417
>>632797Best Eyebrows are Tyrion Eyebrows. :^D
>>632796There's like five people with the same amount of votes as her The Jews did this, didn't they?
>>632657>>632666>>632682>>632684You just lay back and enjoy Himarase's ministrations, until the proctor calls out that the last question is about to be unveiled. Himarase stops when he says that people will have to come up to answer the question, and no one is to talk while answering this question is going on. He calls people to a booth at the front of the room, one by one. Eventually, Ryuko is called, when she elaves the room after answering, it's your turn. The question is: Madara Uchiha was killed by Hashirama Senju at the Valley of the End. True, or false?>A) True>B) False
>>632785We will be hiding up a tree with Momo when we notice a bulge where there shouldn't be one. In our surprise we push her off of the branch. She dies. We are not invited to the funeral.What would we say for Jimmy's eulogy though? That's a tough question.
>>632883>B) FalseTrick question, but okay
>>632883>>B) FalseDamn gonna have to pick up where we left off
>>632888>>632892>>632903>>632915>>632916Except that's wrong. >Writing
>>632929>implying we would trust youahahahahahahahahaha no
>>632888>>632892>>632903>>632915>>632916>>632929Fucking Uchiha and their magic eyes. TECHNICALLY he died and then CAME BACK TO LIFE LATER! Then he died and came back to life again! AND THEN A THIRD TIME!
>>632929Meta-knowledge vs Ingame-knowledge
>>632929>>632938>the GM fucks you either way.ARE'T WE IN THE FUTURE WE'RE WE KNOW WHEN HE ACTUALLY DIED?
>>632939>Implying Kakashi didn't write Naruto the series in-universe as a history from Kakashi Gaiden to Konoha Hidden.
>>632943He died three times. >Hashirama killed him at the Valley of the End, he Izanagi'd back to life>He died of old age, then was revived by Kabuto, then Obito>He died of Chakra Exhaustion when Kaguya was sealed in the other dimension
>>632948>In which case, either answer is wrong
>>632957Welcome to the Chunin Exam.
>>632955So we're fucking right.
>>632963You're killing me Country, I can't figure out what's meta-knowledge and ingame-knowledge.
>>632963Fuck the chunin examsFuck Lolis in generalFornicate with the uzumaki
>>632948So wait, is that reason to believe that Kakashi made himself seem cooler than he actually was?
>>632955Four actually.1) Killed by Hashimara, Izanagai back to life2) Died of old age, Edo Tensei'd back to life3) Undid Edo Tensei and died, brought back by Obito4) Died of chakra exhaustion because of Kaguya
>>632957The question wasn't whether he stayed dead.>>632955>Hashirama killed him at the Valley of the End, he Izanagi'd back to life
>>632929You check the "false" box, the Sixth Hokage, Kakashi Hatake's History of the Ninja World from the Third Ninja War through the Tenure of the Sixth Hokage, is required reading in the Academy after all, taking up Years Three and Four. Everyone knows that Madara Uchiha faked his death at the Valley of the End, then actually died almost eighty years later, of old age. You step out of the booth, and the proctor directs you to go to the Academy's lobby. >A) Go right to the lobby>B) Try to peek into the other testing rooms
>>632994>A) Go right to the lobby
>>632994>B) Try to peek into the other testing rooms
>>633001>>633002>>633024You go right to the lobby, where you join your team as well as Sakutai and Matsukawa. You talk a bit about the test, and your expectations for the second round. When the topic of the last question comes up, everyone seems to have a different answer. You don't argue about it, but everyone is rather uneasy about the answer. After a few minutes, a small girl with black hair flings herself at you. "Kuro, I'm sorry we haven't messaged as much lately, but I've been so busy!" She says, smiling at you, her teammates are nowhere to be seen. "We both passed the exam!" she's beaming, "How excited are you for the next one?">A) I'm really excited!>B) Kind of worried, this is supposed to be a hard exam>C) It'll be way too easy, it's gonna be boring>D) Something else
>>633101>>A) I'm really excited!
>>633101>B)>D)Return the hug and say we're happy to see her.
>>633101>A) I'm really excited!>FeelDreadcoming.
>>633101>B) Kind of worried, this is supposed to be a hard exam
>>633101>A) I'm really excited!Just hold her
>>633113>>633126>>633148You return Momo's hug and tell her that you're actually pretty apprehensive about the second exam, as it's supposed to be hard. A lot harder than a bunch of trick questions and false answers like the first exam. You tell her that she should try to be careful in the Forest of Death, it has that name for a reason. She agrees to be careful and squeezes you harder, before whispering into your ear, "Why did you bring a kunai to the first exam?" she grinds her thigh against what she's referring to, and you break off the hug, mumbling an excuse, and going back to your group, sure that it's not visible, just obvious to the touch. Himarase has joined you, and she's snickering along with Hakurin, probably at your expense. The proctor from the beginning, Urome Okari, announces that the Second Exam will begin tomorrow promptly at nine in the morning. before dismissing everyone who passed the First Exam, congratulation you all. Thirty-six genin passed the first of the Chunin Exams. Five teams from the Hidden Leaf, two teams each from the Hidden Mist and Hidden Stone, and one apiece from the Hidden Sand, Hidden Cloud, and Dogs and Cats Village. >A) Celebrate with your team>B) Celebrate with your team and your allied team>C) Celebrate alone>D) Go home (skip to tomorrow)
>>633256>B) Celebrate with your team and your allied team
>>633256>>B) Celebrate with your team and your allied teamLEWDER
>>633271>>633282>>633286>>633293>>633319You decide to take out your team and team Eisai to celebrate at Hadenazubon, your mother's restaurant. You all break up to go home and dress in more formal attire, actually wanting to celebrate and look appropriate for your mother's restaurant tonight. Both your teams meet up at 7:30 in front of the restaurant, and you walk right in to be seated at a table for eight. The teams' sensei sit at the head and foot of the table, while the teams take the sides. You're sat next to Hakurin and Hōōmaru, across from Himarase. Both Hōōmaru-sensei and Eisai-sensei congratulate your teams, and offer to split the bill. You all accept, but make sure it's heartily discounted. It's all very pleasant, with reminiscing, small talk, and the like. You excuse yourself to visit your mother, and after a very nice moment with her, on your way back, you hear suppressed giggling from a corner booth you're passing by, and it seems directed at you. >A) Ignore it, go back to your dinner>B) Confront whoever it is
>>633353>B) Confront whoever it is
>>633353>>B) Confront whoever it is
>>633353>B) Confront whoever it isWhat's so funny?
>>633358>>633362>>633369>>633370>>633386>>633390>>633392You turn on the booth, and find the Stone team you met earlier today, the pink-haired girl from earlier laughing at you. She's dressed up even more now, and has her long hair in a high single drill ponytail. "You're really celebrating here? After the first exam?" she says, laughing into the back of her hand after she spots you. Her teammate, the one who was kicking your chair during the exam is sat across from her, digging to a slice of cake very uncouthly. Baratsuchi herself is drinking a cup of tea, it's obvious they're just finishing up, and the other teammate left early.>A) You're eating here to celebrate too>B) Ignore her, walk away>C) Threaten that you'll come after her during the exam>D) Point out how messy her teammate is being>E) Something else
Slowing down the updates for about half an hour, ignore the forgotten trip.
>>633461>>A) You're eating here to celebrate too>D) Point out how messy her teammate is being
>>633461>E) let's we know how to behavior in a restaurant unlike some uncivilized people.
>>633461>>A) You're eating here to celebrate too
>>633461>E)"Yes. Unlike you stone-cutters, we ninjas in the Leaf are thankful for every success we receive because we do not have money handed to us on a silver platter."
>>633461>D) Point out how messy her teammate is being"Please try to have some sort of self respect and act dignified while you're here, otherwise I'll have to ask you to leave."
>>633501Also if she asks if we work here say "no, my family owns the place"
>>633513>>6335011. That's overly dickish2. Our mother wouldn't do that3. It's super bad for business, especially because they're from another village
>>633498ACtually, fuck, no, don't use this. Change it to>B)
>>633498>>633525Why not, racism is the perfect way to prove you're right in an argument. Well, besides a smug loli.
>>633530>E) Something elseGrin smugly, sniff, and walk off.
>>633543Shouldn't you be on the campaign trail, Donald?
>>633546It feels good to not be American, right now especially
>>633553>>633546>Tfw you love Donald and American>feelsgood.
>>633546>>633553Afraid you'll get stumped?
>>633569>It feels good not to be AmericanWhat could I have meant by this
>>633573gee I wonder
>>633590>smug anime girlsThat's some lazy shitposting
>>633604What are you insinuating about Baratsuchi? Also writing.
>>633562>Loving Trump>Loving Hillary>Loving anything about the current electionGod, I got stuck with a bad election for my first one.>>633604How many fucking Carls do you have?
>>633604If it works, it works.
>>633609All I can think of now is the Meme girl from Haramase Simulator
>>633553feels better to not live in an irrelevant country desu
>>633617>How many fucking carls do you haveGuess
>>633617>Not enjoying the best election you'll see while alive>Not accepting we're either fucked in the long term or short>Being this fucking new to the world.>>633633You have any smug anime Carls?
>>633645Nope, it just wouldn't work with the Carl face
>>633633>GuessI swear to fuck, 59?>>633645I've got you, mi amigo.
>>633653>>633654Hello Ground control, Side's reporting in from high Orbit.
>>633663Found you as Carl, Sensei.
>>633476>>633495>>633500>>633501"What do you mean by that?" You ask her, "you're eating here in celebration too, and your teammate is making a mess." Baratsuchi grimaces, and shoots a glare at her teammate, before presumably kicking the brunette in the shins under the table. "For your information," she begins, sipping her after-meal tea, "we were just eating here, it has nothing to do with celebration." She glares at her teammate again, "though Midoritsuchi's actions are a bit uncouth." She finishes her cup, dabs her mouth with her napkin, and leaves, shooting both you and Midoritsuchi a glare. "She's always like that," the other Stone genin says, mouth full of a triple chocolate cake which your mom is immensely proud of. "You must own this place, I saw you come in without a reservation." She says again through the cake, which you confirm is correct. "What were you doing today during the exam? That wasn't something that girl should be doing in public." You're fairly certain your face is red now. >A) I don't know what you mean (retreat)>B) She was just... being friendly>C) How about a demonstration?>D) Something else
>>633683>C)I want to see where this option goes.
>>633683>C) How about a demonstration?DUNNO WHAT IT MEANS, BUT ROLLING WITH IT. GUIDE ME WHISKEY.
>>633683>>B) She was just... being friendly
>>633683>D) Something elseI know, that's why it's fun
>>633683>>C) How about a demonstration?
>>633689>>633693More crotch pain in this thread? Please no.
>>633683>A) shuffle awayWe can't win here. If we offer a demonstration they will call our bluff, if we say it was nothing they well call us on our embarrassment.
>>633702Everyday is crotch pain, just accept it and it will accept you.>>633697She just loves polishing his stone pillar.
>>633696Fucking hell Wheel, that ID. And you have it ALL week.
>>633708This aint no bluff kiddo
>>633708Come on, man up. Sometimes, you've got to place your bets and put you dick where their mouths are.
>>633689>>633693>>633700That option was a test. And you failed. >Writing
>>633743Fuck you country. Fuck deres
>>633743>I failed at a test>The failure failed at something>The failure who consistently fucks up rolls or rolls good too late and picks the shit waifus failed at being approved by a QMahahahahahahaha, not like i'm doing any worse than usual
>>633749Or OjousAny popular sterotypical personality type really
>>633743>Implying the Whiskey does anything but tell me to do bad shit.
>>633743At this point, I'm happy.This quest died the moment anons decided getting wet dicks was better than being a cool guy. Let it burn.
>>633743Is it really failure if we intentionally choose it? I at least am satisfied. Every painfully awkward social pratfall leads us one step closer to Shirou route
>>633769>Cool guyKuro was never, never EVER cool thoughHe's just awkwardly charming
>>633784And now people are trying to make him run on porn logic when it doesn't exist in this quest. It's painful to watch and when Kuro dies I will no longer mourn him.
>>633743"Why don't I give you a demonstration?" You ask, jokingly. The girl just cocks her head to the side, comments that you're funny, and then leaves, following her teammate out. You hear the sound of a palm making contact with a forehead, and turn around to see Hakurin, face in palm. "Really Kuro?" she starts, with a sigh, "I hope that was a joke, otherwise, I really don't know what's going on with you." She brings her head up and looks kind of concerned, "First you play catch using my sister as the ball, then you let Hima feel you up during the First Exam, and now you're propositioning foreign kunoichi right after meeting them?" She shakes her head, "I really hope you don't go on like this, cause I know you can be a good guy." She sighs again, turning to go back to your teams' table, "Just, try to turn it around Kuro, please." >A) Go back to your teams>B) Talk to your mother>C) Walk out>D) Something else
>>633800>A) Go back to your teams>D) tell her you're sorry but things are catching up with you.
>>633800>>C) Walk out
>>633800This>>633805Hakurin is right though
>>633805But we aren't sorry.
>>633800>B) Walk out
>>633800>C) Walk out
>>633816>Takumi UchihaWhat did he mean by this?
>>633822It's an inside joke I've been using as a username.
>>633800Supporting this >>633805Sensei finally makes a right decision.
>>633805>>633810>>633836You return to your team an Team Eisai, now having dessert, and apologize for everything to Hakurin, saying that things are just catching up to you, and that you'll make an effort to be less of what your sister thinks that normal people are like. She hugs, you and you hug back. Eliciting mock gagging from Himarase, Sakutai, and Jimmaru, but an approving nod from Eisai, and 'awwwws' from sensei and Matsukawa. After your meal, everyone goes their separate ways, and you return home to your father already in bed, and Shirou passed out on the couch with some foreign cartoon about scantily-clad women fighting on the TV. >A) Poke Shirou awake>B) Go to bed (skip to tomorrow)
>>633850>A) Poke Shirou awake
>>633850>B)Sis works hard for the family, surviving dangerous missions and such and giving us gifts when she can. She deserves rest and relaxation, all that she wants of both.
>>633850>A) Poke Shirou aw>C) WATER GUN HER ASS
>>633850>C) C is for Commit suicide
>>633851>>633854>>633858You spear your sister in the side of the abdomen with your finger, and she jolts awake, clutching the pillow she was holding tightly. She sits straight up, almost knocking you over. "Kuro, what time is it?" she asks, blearily. You answer her, and she shuts off the tv and heads to bed. "Oh, by the way," she yawns, "congrats on the First Exam." She gives you a tired smile and practically drags herself to bed. You follow, and fall asleep in your own room a little later. You wake up the next morning at seven o'clock sharp. Shirou and your mother are still in bed, and your father has already departed. After you prepare for the exam, taking a few pouches full of ninja tools, along with a roll of explosive tags, and some smoke bombs. You also take your tonfa which can become a staff, and some ration pills. When you get to the field, you face the same choice as yesterday. >A) Go stand with your team and Sakutai’s team>B) Go stand with Taiomon’s team>C) Go stand with Momo’s team>D) Talk to the Cloud team>E) Talk to Team Tonakai>F) Approach the other Mist team>G) Approach the Stone team you've already met>H) Approach the other Stone team>I) Approach the Cats and Dogs team>J) Find Mayuto’s team>K) Stand alone>L) Something else
>>633902>>A) Go stand with your team and Sakutai’s team
>>633902>CTo cheer up Dice Praiser
>>633913>JewCan I trust you, Wheel?
>>633913Nigga, we got to hug Momo. I'm already cheered up for the most part.Now I'm just a greedy shit who wants more hugs before you guys routelock us with someone else. >:3
>>633924That's just what a Jew would say.
>>633902>C.Love you dice, and perhaps Momo will Help us be less of a lewd fuck, goddamn anons please, you especially Jiraiya
>>633930>not wanting lewdYou're so gay, I bet you kiss girls.
>>633934He's so gay that he's married.
I just don't care anymore. I hope we die.
>>633939Well, that took a sharp turn for the edgy
>>633939Here's your (You), just stop posting here.
>>633930You can't repurify someone this young and this l00d. The innocence is lost at this point, no matter how many hugs we have.>>633940With how spaghetti we are in social situations, we were already edgy.
>>633939Kuro is an unlikable retard since he's mostly controlled by retarded namefags. The QM puts him in all these situations though so it's not completely the players fault
>>633948I think kuro is just impulsive and a bit stubborn
>>633948Kuro is his sisters brother
>>633950Nah, he's a whore.
>>633902>A) Go stand with your team and Sakutai’s team>>633924that's what jews say. Go away. >>633930>>633937God damn it you two.>>633939Edge please, Drink some rum.
>>633907>>633913>>633930You give your team a wave, then go over to Momo and her teammates, though she's standing apart from them. You greet her, both of you decked out in combat gear, and she greets you back with a hug. You hug her back as her teammates look over, looking like their jimmies have been rustled. In a childish play, you stick your tongue out at them before breaking off the hug. You and Momo talk about the past few months before a very familiar man takes the stage on the raised platform in front of the teams. You return to your team as your father, proctor of the Second Exam goes over the rules. >End Thread, I'm going to end kind of early tonight, cause I did start a bit early, but I'll get started a bit early tomorrow too, and this way, it's kind of a cliffhanger. >>633948>>633939Is Earthbender Quest just getting out? Cause as much as I like reading SOM's quests, I know he can generate a bit of salt.
>>633965>Not leaving this thread until the end of the exam>Going to bedYou fucking liar Country.
>>633965Eathbender quest just finished, yesCan't wait for part two of the exams, mainly for the deaths
>>633959>he keeps posting for the yous>he's resolved to being anon who bitterly shitposts to try and get people to quit a quest.>>633965Dad's gonna see Momo get killed and us break down, isn't he?
>>633969I meant that I'm not running outside of this quest until the end of the Chunin Exams. Or if it gets autosaged off first.
>>633970RIP dice's heart. >>633971>Dad and Mom see us break down>Blood line turns on>Have to move villages>>633976MHMHMHM, Maybe i won't drink for the next part so the death's will affect me. Also decided on finally who to route lock.
>>633984Tell me on Twitter, you shit.
>>633984But what if EVERYONE dies? You can't route lock a dead girl. Luckily best girl is guaranteed safe.
Thanks for running I am looking forward to the exam, I hope no one dies but it seems like someone will. I hope we get better at cooking once we have some down time. Hakurin is best girl, I respect everyone's choice for their respective best girl
>>633995If you mean Shirou, ANBU are always on call to be called away. If you mean Sensei or your mother, or the Tsuchikage, then yeah, probably.
>>633995>You can't route lock a dead girlIts called becoming a Mountain Man young Anon. You set up near her gravestone and tend to it for the rest of your days,
>>633971If you come across dead Momo, there will be an option to. >D) GO FULL OBITO
>>634018Promise? Fuck does that even mean? He didn't fuck the girl he liked who was dead right?
>>634027Yes, I promise. I would say full Nagato, but no one goes full Nagato. No, he just chimped out beyond all belief.
>>634032Aw, No super rape eyes? But we're not black? Also, I can't wait to see who dies honestly.
>>634037Country you fuck, Redo it because i know 2 that would destroy him and can only vote one.
>>634041No, you have to pick the MOST traumatic.
>>634043Why can't they die killing each other over loving us? Surely knowing that IS the most traumatic.
>>634045They wouldn't do that.
>>634057It's not true love if you don't kill your rival love interests.
>>634057as >>634062 said.
Who voted someone else, and who did you mean? Because I only meant people in the exam.
>>634072>Votes Momo>All seeing eye gets pickedYou fucking rigged this vote.
>>634077You can change your vote, I think.
>>634077I thought everyone hated momo like me.
>>634083No, just the QM
>>634079Nope and I don't feel like changing my IP to change a fucking strawpoll. Plus it might impact him more and us since we expect her to die.>>634083I don't hate Momo, I just don't see her as a wife. I see her more as a useful tool.
I like Momo fine, I just prefer Hakurin. Seeing Sakurai or Jimmaru die would suck big time. I don't want anyone to die.
>>634093Who do you see as a wife, Jiraiya? >>634103Just for that, only Baratsuchi, Byakutsuchi, Kaya, and Jensho survive. And Momo's teammates.
Are those train genjutsuing douchbags in the exam? I want to curb stomp the jealous asshole then piss on him.
>>634110The Chick who felt us up is a slut.ALL SEEING EYE is clearly wifu choice.Mom is... a possible pick but shes UNDER the barrel of waifus. It'd be hard to pick her.Sister, no fuck that shit. We need her to breed with somebody else. Mother. NIGGER WHAT, YOU GAY.I can't remember any one else.
>>634117Yes, they are in the exam. But they never genjutsu'd you on the train.
Have Jiraya's corpse been recovered from Ame? If not, can we get it as a filler arc?
>>634139No, it was too deep. As for the spoiler, I may be mistaken, but a hundred years under water absolutely destroys a body.
>>634139Fuck you want my body for?
>>634146Surely nothing sinister, goyim.
>>634152>>634148I don't trust you two at fucking all.
>>634148>(insert waifu option name) dies>we go full Obito>get Jiraya's DNA>learn Edo Tensei
>>634072I voted someone else. I think Kuro would be most traumatized if ANONYMITY_PADDINGheANONYMITY_PADDING died. I know I would be.
>>634157I get why you don't trust Wheel of Fortune (at the expense of Palestine), but what have I ever done Jiraiya?>>634161You can't get Jiraiya's DNA. You could probably scrape an amputee's prosthetic and pray for Hashirama though.
>>634165Bone marrow or something, I don't know. But yeah, that was stupid.
>>634165Fair enough Country. I trust you that only 99% of the people will die in the exam.>tfw you could go the Toad's and get his DNA.>Or get his DNA off the blood on the scroll of the toads.
I had a small hope Kuro would be the second coming of Jiraiya with all this lewd being thrown at him but he got reeled in, I am still okay with this. I would have loved to use a "research" excuse on someone.
>>634173With Jimmaru as a snake pedo.
>>634173Well, you'll spend at least a night in the forest with the girl who's been trying to whack you off for days.
who is the chick who was jerking off kuro again?
>>634175Forest is serious business, no time for lewds.
>>634179Himarase Uzumaki! >Rival to Hakurin Uchiha! >Killer of INSERT ZABUZA EQUIVALENT HERE>Conqueror of her rival's love interest!>Member of the storied Uzumaki clan!>Descendant of the illustrious Seventh Hokage!
>>634185oh okay...why is she such a hussy?
>>634185>Hakurin UchihaWAIT I THOUGHT SHE WAS BAKUGAN?>>634189Because her Rival is ALL SEEING EYE.
>>634189Hakurin told her about the time she saw Kuros Kuro at full mast. Also she wants to beat Hakurin by having us I guess, love is just another battlefield for her.
>>634193I fucked up, I meant Hyuuga. Kaya is the only female Uchiha character so far. Speaking of Uchiha's I meant to introduce Sakutai and Taiomon's brother this session, oops.
>>634184Lewdness IS serious business. The Uzumaki spiral techniques are no joke!
>>634196Hakurin, Kaya and The Rock Woman leading the rock village. Good Waifu's.
>>634196Well, I'm going to fuck off into the void again.
>>634208Come back next session, I ceaselessly hunger for activity. >>634206But not the Rock girl and Rock gender was supposed to be ambiguous but I fucked up and said she and girl at some point?
>>634214No no, I mean The leader of the rock/earth? village. We ran into her, Shes the hokage of there. She gave us the stones?
>>634185>>Conqueror of her rival's love interest!all she did was give kuro a hand job, she hasn't even held his hand yet.
>>634216Yes, the Tsuchikage, I was asking about the girls you met this thread. I'm surprised you like Kaya, is it just because muh bloodline?
>>634218Do what with his hand?! For the love of god anon, this is 4chan, keep that depravity in 8ch.
>>634202Still in the forest of death, there is no safe place we will be surrounded by enemies so we need to be smart and keep our head in the game. That being said my favorite lewd scene was when we trained one on one with Hakurin she took us out and the looked us over with her eyes while we were helpless on the ground.
>>634219For all the shit I talk about the Uchiha if they honestly did master there curse? I think it was called, they seem like chill as fuck people to raise a family with. Including the fact there clan/family values is usually tight nit as fuck even more so Hyuuga. At the end of the day, Blood-line is nice but raising a family and a none-shit kid is better. But I'm in a small group of people and I doubt we'd ever pick anybody but the Hyuuga at this point or Momo.>>634222Kek.
>>634228you mean their genetic defect that causes them to go crazy when someone they love is killed?
>>634232Country said that was supposedly fixed or something.
>>634222>took us out and the looked us over with her eyes while we were helpless on the ground.>>634228You would be better off with a Leaf Uchiha then.
>>634236>Your teammate stands over you, clicking her tongue, "Kuro, Kuro, Kuro," she smirks, looking down at you, you might have a pretty good angle to look at your skirt, if you angled your head differently, but you don't want to risk it at the moment. "You're always so reckless, in combat, and out." She smiles down at you cattily, looking you over, moving her eyes, which a byakugan user doesn't have to do unless they want a good look at something. I liked it.
So what are we doing with the lewdness, because we can only go up or down at this point
>>634251I mean, you're only twelve. So unless Baratsuchi and Jensho team up to castrate you during the exam, probably up, eventually.
>>634251If you're with it we can go Everywhere. No one waifu but many lovers?
>>634251The only option left when you gamble and lose is DOUBLE DOWN! Increase the lewd to critical levels, concentrate it into our body and use it as fuel for ninjutsu! The only way to escape total humiliation is to humiliate others! We have the power, we're stripped two girls already! We can do this!
>>634256Good, good>>634258Of course Mountain Man, our bloodline will surely die out if we do not take many, many women>>634259My African American Brother
>>634263>>634258Name three girls that would be in any way okay with such an arrangement.
>>634268>Slut related to naruto's clan>Momo maybe?>Rock Village leader as long as we help her spy network as well>EctTHEY NEED NOT KNOW.
>>634285>Slut related to naruto's clanMaybe. >Momo maybe?No. >Rock Village leader as long as we help her spy network as wellDefinitely not. Speaking of Hidden Stone though, the team you've interacted with is probably the most dangerous team in the exam, you should probably avoid them. I'll say this isn't meta knowledge cause of Shirou's cheat sheet.
>>634296>tfw only the Clan of Naruto's is cool with shitWow, Just proves Naruto and Hinata genetics are clearly superior to have the people in the quest it seems.
>>634301Don't lose hope! There's one other girl who might be depraved, slutty, and immoral enough get in on this!
>>634185>Conqueror of her rival's love interest!Bullshit!
I came in late. You lewd fuckers and you momo lovers need to btfo. Holy shit your ruining the damn quest, kill yourselves.
>>634442Nigga, this quest was DOA. The best thing we can do us make its corpse do a beautiful dance.
>>634453We can revive it. We can make future Naruto quest great again.Then again I'm no better, the only reason I got really interested was that I'm a sucker for powerful MCs.
I just want us to lewd sensei or our sister. My goals are simple.
>>634533SameAlso I want to know who's who, too many forgettable characters with dumb names
>>634620Well the entire thing is based off an anime, so it makes sense.
>>634620country should really make a list of the characters with info about them
Future Naruto QuestThis quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same. However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series. You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Genin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQMPastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/3VitTHQE, http://pastebin.com/eyXSDiMHLast Quest, you took the First Exam of the Chunin Exams. This Quest, you begin the Second Exam. Also, here's a strawpoll to gather general opinion http://www.strawpoll.me/11323306
>>635246wait, we have speed at 5? When the fuck did that happen?
>>635258Different stat system.
>>635246Bleach or Pokemon would be good with me even though I voted the former.
>>635264And how exactly does ot work?
You give your team a wave, then go over to Momo and her teammates, though she's standing apart from them. You greet her, both of you decked out in combat gear, and she greets you back with a hug. You hug her back as her teammates look over, looking like their jimmies have been rustled. In a childish play, you stick your tongue out at them before breaking off the hug. You and Momo talk about the past few months before a very familiar man takes the stage on the raised platform in front of the teams. You return to your team as your father, proctor of the Second Exam goes over the rules. "First, the entirety of the Second Exam will take place in the Forest of Death," he gestures behind him, "if you leave the Forest at any point in the exam, for any reason, you will fail the exam." "Second! Each team will be given a special banner, you will need at least two banners, each of a different color, to pass the exam. When you get your second banner, you will go to the center of the forest, where there is a tower, which ever teams enter the tower with two banners will pass onto the third exam!""Third! Each participant in the exam will be given a beacon. Use this beacon if you feel as if you cannot continue in the exam. Other teams will not be able to sense or see the beacon, only us proctors will." "Now, would each three-man team proceed to a different entrance to the forest, after signing these waivers of course."Your father's assistants hand out waivers and pens to everyone, and promptly collect them after they've been signed. They also hand you a basic map of the Forest of Death. >Which entrance do you go to, where do you send Team Eisai?
>>635353>12 and 1If we're going to work together, best we go from two nearby entrances and then meet up as soon as we're released into the forest.
>>635353>We go to 8, send team Eisai to 9
>>635353Note: T is the tower, each M is a "monument" structures built in the forest for the exam, each represents a significant moment in Shinobi history. Where the participants are gathered is near entrance 6.
>>635353Entrance 3, Eisai enters with us and we stick together the whole time
>>635372Each team has to use a different entrance.
>>635353>Number 2>Number 4
I'll sleep 2-4 hours and then return.
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>635362>>635363>>6353771 is 12 and 1, 2 is 8 and 9, 3 is 2 and 4.
>>635390The dice seem to have some form of blessing for me.
>>635390One more thing, do you go around the high numbers, or the low numbers?>A) High>B) Low
>>635420>A) HighSo high
>>635420>B)We can make sure no one tries to take our ally's gate.
>>635428>>635430You tell your team and Sakutai's that you'll be going to Gates Twelve and One respectively, traveling around the Forest of Death clockwise. You set off around the forest, noting that Mayuto's team has taken Gate Six. You pass by Taiomon's team, who've claimed Gate Seven, and then Baratsuchi's team at Gate Eight. Gates Nine, Ten, and Eleven are claimed by the Cats and Dogs Team, the other Stone team, who seem incredibly nervous, and Team L from the Cloud, respectively. Because your teams traveled fast, you're able to take Gates Twelve and One for yourselves. Each Gate is labelled with its number, and a timer counting down on a digital clock below that. When the clock is a minute away from zero, you ask Hakurin to check who's at Gate Two with her byakugan, she tells you that it's InoShikaCho. When the clock strikes zero, an airhorn sounds, and your team embarks into the Forest of Death. Where are you heading to meet Team Eisai?>A) Along the fence between Gates One and Twelve. >B) At the nearest Monument.>C) Some point in the forest that you agreed on. >D) Try to take out InoShikaCho, then meet them at the nearest Monument. >E) Don't meet them at all (will break your alliance).
>>635471>B)Monument 1, it's roughly equal distance from our gates.As a suggestion, we should watch the tower and attack anyone (unless it's Momo's team) who comes near it. They'll probably be exhausted at that point and thus easy pickings.
>>635471>B) At the nearest Monument.
>>635477This is a pretty common tactic.
>>635477>>635479>>635481You head for the nearest monument, where your team and the one you're working with agreed to meet. It takes you almost an hour to get there, through the thick forest. The First Monument is the earliest chronologically, an Edo-style palace, two-stories, and with paper walls. There are three buildings, surrounded by a short wall, which is surrounded by a moat crossed by a small bridge. Your team enters, wary of traps, though Hakurin tells you there's nothing but beds in the side halls, though the main hall has some kind of statue in it. >A) Wait for Team Eisai in the courtyard.>B) Wait for them in the side buildings.>C) Investigate the main building.>D) Wait in the woods surrounding the Monument.
>>635524>C) Investigate the main building.
>>635532>>635540>WritingWhat happened to the activity from yesterday?
>>635560MY FUCKING INTERNET IS ON FIRE. SEND HELP. MOUNTAIN MAN DOWN.
>>635560I'm at work till 12 eastern just lurking until I have windows to post. Off tomorrow though
>>635560Hey you still have your 2 main players anyway >>635540 Even if one is on fire >>635563
>>635524>>C) Investigate the main building.Making me vote instead of lurking.God
>>635560I realized that this quest is bad yesterday so I'm just lurking to see if it improves
>>635532>>635540You suggest investigating the main hall to your teammates, and make your way through the heavy double doors. Inside is a large room with rows of pillars, and a statue of a man standing in the middle of the back wall. The statue has a ringed dot in the middle of its forehead, and each of his eyes are ringed. You feel like you shouldn't be looking at a the statue, as if it has some kind of aura around it. You hear Jimmaru whisper something about it being the Sage of the Six Paths. Approaching the statue, you find that the two pillars closest to the Sage's statue are also statues. The one on the right is of a man with spiky hair and rings around his eyes, the one on the left has long hair and dots for eyebrows. Seemingly in an instant, Hakurin drops to her knees, having looked into the statue on the left's eyes. Jimmaru is grabbed by six yellow arms emanating from the statue on the right. The arms wrap around Jimmaru's arms and legs, immobilizing him, before the others wrap around his neck. Hakurin seems catatonic from the statue-cast genjutsu. >A) Break Hakurin out of the genjutsu>B) Try to get the arms off of Jimmaru>C) Try to destroy the statue binding Jimmaru>D) Try to break the statue binding Hakurin>E) Investigate the Sage's statue
>>635627>B) Try to get the arms off of Jimmaru
>>635627>C) Try to destroy the statue binding Jimmaru
>>635633>>635643I need a tiebreaker.
>>635627>E) Investigate the Sage's statue
>>635627changing this >>635683 too >>635685SERIOUSLY SEND HELP.
>>635685>>635690I don't know how to help you. >>635687>>635633And now I need another tiebreaker.
>>635694How do you know we're not trying to keep you in an endless loop of needing tiebreakers, my friend?
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>635694Fuck it, coin toss. B is 1, E is 2.
>>635708You approach the statue of the Sage of the Six Paths, looking over the statue carefully, though it's hard to on focus with the sounds of your teammate's choking in the background. There's nothing much of note about it, though the mark on the center of the statue's forehead seems to have a dull, red glow about it. >A) Touch the mark. >B) Try to loosen the Ashura statue's arms>C) Try to break the Ashura statue>D) Try to break Hakurin out of the genjutsu>E) Destroy the Hagoromo statue (30)>F) Try to break the Indra statue
>>635724>A)I have no regrets.
>>635724>A) Touch the mark. then id nothing happens>B) Try to loosen the Ashura statue's armsSnowflake options are best options
>>635724>B) Try to loosen the Ashura statue's arms
>>635724>>A) Touch the mark.Then right away try to break out from a genjutsu, just to be safe
>>635739>>635742>>635750>>635774You press your thumb into the forehead of the statue, and feel a warmth spread into your body from it. You feel very sleepy, though you're aware that Hakurin and Jimmaru have been broken out of whatever was affecting them. You collapse to your knees as the heat gets hotter, and hotter, unable to take your thumb off of the statue. Hakurin and Jimmaru are able to pry you off the statue, and drag you into the courtyard. More awake, you now notice a large, spherical object rolling towards you. >A) Dodge! (25)>B) Tell Hakurin to use Wall Palm and change its path>C) Tell Jimmaru to use Wind Style to change its path>D) Stop it with your Starch Syrup Jutsu (60)
>>635814>A) Dodge! (25)
>>635814>D) Stop it with your Starch Syrup Jutsu (60)
>>635814>AAlso, what the fuck is that D option?
>>635817>>635834>>635832D is a higher DC, so it must be better!Whoever designed this trap would EXPECT you to dodge!
>>635832You know Starch Syrup Jutsu. >>635838>Implying it's a trapGee, I wonder what team you were next to.
>>635838I'm sure this trap was built to expect multiple different angles of countering. We're playing this by ear, and seeing which option seems to screw the pooch less. In all fairness, you're probably right, but still, I'll take the easy way out, unless it's shown to fuck us over big time.
>>635856Oh! THE BOULDER IS A NINJA! ALL HANDS TO BATTLE STATIONS! RED ALERT!
>>635856We're not jizzing on Akimichi-stand-in, man, ew.>>635864WE'VE GOT TRAITORS IN THE LEAF!
>>635817>>635832>>635834You and Jimmaru dodge to the right, while Hakurin dodges to the left. The giant ball slams into the building behind you, stopping in its tracks. Hakurin freezes where she is, and Jimmaru shudders for a moment, before drawing a kunai. The sphere has turned and is advancing on you again. Jimmaru lunges at you with his kunai!>A) Dodge the boulder and Jimmaru (50)>B) Dodge the boulder, knock out Jimmaru (70)>C) Stop the boulder, dodge Jimmaru (67)>D) Dodge both, rescue Hakurin (65)>E) Find the assailants (80)>F) Something else
>>635893Now we know it tracks>F) Something elseUse the sticky tar shit now
>>635893>D) Dodge both, rescue Hakurin (65)getting one more to fight would help tremendously.
>>635893wait, did you roll for the dodge, or did you just forget?
Rolled 68, 19, 4, 57 = 148 (4d100)>>635905I absolutely did. Fuck. Thanks.
>>635893>>D) Dodge both, rescue Hakurin (65)
>>635893>D) Dodge both, rescue Hakurin (65)SAVE HER
Shoulda slimed that ball when we had the chance. Now we have to deal with the ball AND Jimmaru AND paralysis shadow AND Hakurin body control all at the same time. The Akimichi is simple, if difficult, to disable.The Yamanaka requires us to either knock out Jimmaru or fight him.The Nara is very dangerous, as he controls Hakurin's body and can act at range. As long as there's only one of them we win easy. But we have to take out two really quick to stand a chance. I think if we can get Hakurin free, she can paralyze Jimmaru reversibly, we can sludge the Akimichi, and then both of us can go after the Nara. >>635893>D) Dodge both, rescue Hakurin (65)
>>635917Shit, so this is what it looks like when I want to hug/protect Momo.
>>635926I'VE SPENT THE LAST 5 MINUTES TRYING TO POST DICE. EVERYTHING IS NOT GOOD.
>>635901>>635910>>635917>>635923Roll for it, first three, 1d100.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>635940
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>635940
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>635940
Just got on break can vote for the next half hour >>635953Your dice saved her bless you pervy sage
>>635941>>635953You shunshin backwards, out of the way of Jimmaru and the boulder, before doing a springboard backflip, and grabbing Hakurin by the back of her collar. You manage to catapult yourself from the ground with her onto the roof before the shadow can reach you. Standing on the wall with Hakurin, you have a moment to breathe- or so you think. Jimmaru drops to his knees, breathing heavily as the boulder, revealed to be your fellow leaf genin, Choga Akimichi. You spot Inoko Yamanaka standing on the wall opposite you, taking aim with body switch. >A) Dodge! (20)>B) Grab Hakurin and dodge! (40)>C) Drop to the ground with Hakurin, try to find the Shikasho (60)>D) Let yourself get hit, resist her mind switch (90)>E) Something else
>>635985>C) Drop to the ground with Hakurin, try to find the Shikasho (60)I AIN'T IN THE MOOD FOR THIS SHITE, FIND AND KILL.
>>635985>C) Drop to the ground with Hakurin, try to find the Shikasho (60)We need Hakurin for this, I'm pretty sure she can see the chakra in the shadows.
>>635985>C) Drop to the ground with Hakurin, try to find the Shikasho (60)
>>635993>>636000>>636008>>636009Show me all three of those 1d100s.
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>636012
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>636012FIND AND SMASH.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>636012
>>636016The dice have blessed you, Jiraiya, for they know of your struggles in protecting the girl you most prefer! Your dice shall be the dice that shall pierce the InoShikaCho strategy!
>>636016>>636017You drop to the ground with Hakurin, and she activates her Byakugan, allowing both of you to avoid the shadow grasping for you on the ground. You notice Jimmaru coming back at you with his kunai drawn, Inoko must have taken control of him again. You also see Shikasho slowly backing off. You noticed Choga heading towards Inoko earlier. >A) Tell Hakurin to go after Shikasho, you'll take out Jimmaru>B) Tell Hakurin to go after Jimmaru, you'll take on Shikasho>C) Leave both of them to Hakurin, go after Choga and Inoko.
>>636050>B) Tell Hakurin to go after Jimmaru, you'll take on Shikasho
>>636050>B)She can put him down for a good while with Gentle Fist, while we can hit Shikasho from a distance and not get so close that we're too vulnerable to Shadow Possession.
>>636050>B.They are going down. I bid you all good luck I must take my leave. I pray Jiraiya's feelings reach the dice once more
>>636050>C) Leave both of them to Hakurin, go after Choga and Inoko.Hakurin is the best at fighting shadows, has excellent taijutsu skill, and can easily keep an eye on multiple opponents. meanwhile Kuro s very fast and has a jutsu that's PERFECT for taking out the akimichi an taking captives. If Kuro takes ou the Akimichi and glues/knocks out the Yamanaka, Hakurin and Jimmaru can deal with the Nara.
>>636050>C) Leave both of them to Hakurin, go after Choga and Inoko
>>636050>C) Leave both of them to Hakurin, go after Choga and InokoTaijutsu mistress can handle those nerds
>>636050switching >>636058to>C) Leave both of them to Hakurin, go after Choga and Inoko.
>>636050Switching my vote>>636063>C. To break the tie
>>636068>>636079>>636093>>636098>>636112You ask Hakurin if she can handle both Jimmaru and Shikasho, which she says she can. You run up and over the wall, spotting Choga carrying Inoko in his arms. You fire Water Bullet Jutsu to knock the near-comatose girl out of her teammate's grasp, and the obese boy wheels on you, looking positively pissed off. He inflates his body and begins rolling at you. >A) Dodge (25)>B) Push him back with Water Trumpet (45)>C) Stop him with Starch Syrup (40)>D) Shunshin around him, and use Inoko as a hostage (50)
>>636185>D) Shunshin around him, and use Inoko as a hostage (50)He wants to use our team-mates against us, let us show him what it feels like.
>>636185>C)STARCH HIM UP!
>>636185>C) Stop him with Starch Syrup (40)BUKKAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
>>636185>D) Shunshin around him, and use Inoko as a hostage (50)
>>636185>>D) Shunshin around him, and use Inoko as a hostage (50)
>>636185>C) Stop him with Starch Syrup (40)
>>636185Meanwhile, Hakurin dodges under Jimmaru's first kunai stab, disabling his arm with Gentle Fist. He tries to strike her in the stomach with an uppercut with his non-disabled arm, and she spins around him daintily, before striking him in the back of the head with a chakra-enhanced palm. Your mind-controlled teammate goes down, and Hakurin heads after the chakra trail of the shadow on the ground, while continuously dodging it. She comes around the corner, and finds Shikasho in the trees, hands still in the sign of the rat, trying to catch her in his shadows. Hakurin fells the group of trees he's standing in with an Air Palm, splintering them before diving after him. Hakurin catches Shikasho before he can back off too far, and disables his arms with gentle fist.
Rolled 93, 64 = 157 (2d100)>>636238
Rolled 37, 9 = 46 (2d100)>>636238
Rolled 19, 63 = 82 (2d100)>>636238Let them fall, and burn.
>>636239I meant first two, but this works just as well. >Writing
Rolled 36, 51 = 87 (2d100)>>636238
>>636244I meant to say first two, is what I meant to say. Jesus, am I having a stroke?
>>636250You feel the Anger from a dead body.
>>636250Finally, our lewd depravity is sending you over the deep, Country.
>>636244You use shunshin to dart around the spinning genin, and get to Inoko just as she sits up, gasping for air. You figure that means that Hakurin has freed Jimmaru from the young Yamanaka's mind control. You quickly grab the girl from behind, holding her still and in front of you to use as a bargaining chip to fight Choga. As the Akimichi boy is spinning towards you, you shout to him that unless he stops, he's going to hurt Inoko just as bad as he'll hurt you. You hear the chakra size enhanced genin say that she would understand that that's just the way it goes. Inoko clearly disagrees with him as she begins to plead with her teammate, struggling in your arms. "It's over Choga!" You hear Hakurin say, off in the direction of the entrance to the small palace. Choga stops rolling, and looks towards your teammate, who holds an unconscious Shikasho up by the arm. "Surrender your team's pennant, and we'll let you go, no trouble." "That's fine!" He shouts back, "Two-on-two, Inoko and I can beat you know problem!" >A) Knock out Inoko (5)>B) Search her for the pennant (10)>C) Reason with Choga (50)>D) Attack Choga (45)>E) Something else
I should note that your team has the black pennant, currently in Kuro's possession.
>>636306>A) Knock out Inoko (5)>B) Search her for the pennant (10)>D) Attack Choga afterwords (45)
>>636306>B) Search her for the pennant (10)
>>636306>A)Knock her out to keep her from pulling any tricks the>D)Show Choga what happens when she fucks with our squad.
>>636306>A) Knock out Inoko (5)>B) Search her for the pennant (10)
Shit, I know I forgot to ask you to roll again, but this is the last time, I swear. At least this time I got Random.org to do it for me. >>636313>>636314>>636326>>636327You deliver a sharp blow to the side of Inoko's head, and the girl falls into unconsciousness for the third time since encountering your team. Letting her fall in front of you, you draw your staff and deliver an upward jab into the inflated Choga's chin. This only serves to anger the boy, and he begins rolling in your direction again. Hakurin shoots from where she's standing, grabs Inoko, and retreats to on top of the wall as you shunshin around Choga yet again, like a bullfighter. Now, with your back to the moat, you have a few options. >A) Use the water and turn the ground in front of you into a sticky trap with Starch Syrup Jutsu (40)>B) Use the water to enhance your ninjutsu, knock Choga out of the fight with Water Dragon Jutsu (60)>C) Keep evading Choga (25)
>>636375>A) Use the water and turn the ground in front of you into a sticky trap with Starch Syrup Jutsu (40)IT IS STICK, STARCH THEM.
>>636375>A) Use the water and turn the ground in front of you into a sticky trap with Starch Syrup Jutsu (40)Step up fat nigga
>>636375>A) Use the water and turn the ground in front of you into a sticky trap with Starch Syrup Jutsu (40)
>>636384>>636387>>636390>>636392A wins, I'll resume the story in half an hour.
>>636415I should have told you to roll before. 1d100, first four.
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>636515
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>636515
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>636515
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>636415
>>636520>>636521Using your Starch Syrup Jutsu, you utilize the water in the moat behind you to turn the patch of ground in front of you into a trap, stopping Choga in his tracks. The boy goes from his ballooned state to his normal, still obese state, and looks at you with nothing but contempt. You walk around the substance's edge, so as not to get yourself stuck, and find a spot where you're face to face with Choga, stuck to the ground laying on his stomach, only one arm free. "Fine Kuro, you beat me, but I'm not telling you where our team's pennant is." You weigh your options. >A) Tell Hakurin to search his teammates, search him>B) Interrogate Choga, with force>C) Stick Inoko and Shikasho to the ground with Choga, activate their beacon>D) Stick the other two there with Choga, don't activate their beacon
>>636580>A) Tell Hakurin to search his teammates, search him>D) Stick the other two there with Choga, don't activate their beacon
>>636580>A) Tell Hakurin to search his teammates, search him
>>636586>>636587>>636595>>636619>>636620You tell Hakurin to search his teammates as Jimmaru joins her on the wall. You'll search Choga. You see the two talk for a bit, before Hakurin starts searching Shikasho, and Jimmaru starts searching Inoko. You jump from where you're standing, to on top of Choga, and begin patting him down, looking for the pennant. After almost a minute, Jimmaru holds the brown pennant above his head, despite the redness of Inoko's face, and her loud protests. Hakurin's face is in her palm again, and Shikasho is grumbling to himself angrily. Your teammates through the 'InoShika' component of InoShikaCho into the sticky field. When you're done with that, you hear Matsukawa, Sakutai and Himarase's teammate, greet you from a nearby tree, saying her teammates will be along shortly. >A) Tell her that you can all meet in the castle>B) Go greet her>C) Something else
>>636652>>A) Tell her that you can all meet in the castleCoincidentally, where did he find it?Her bra?
>>636652>B)>C)Ask if they've had any luck and say that we'll help them find a pennant that doesn't include them backstabbing us or hurting Momo's team.
>>636656>Coincidentally, where did he find it?>Her bra?YesNice episode by the way
>>636668It was something
>>636652>A) Tell her that you can all meet in the castle>We didn't get too feel her up>Feelsbad.
>>636667Why go easy on Momo's team? Her team mates deserve a good thrashing and momo wouldn't want anyone to go easy on her.
>>636656>>636676>>636687>>636694You shout to the Sarutobi girl that you can all meet in the castle, gesturing behind you. Matsukawa follows, Hakurin saying that she'll keep watch for Team Eisai, taking a seat on the wall. You and Jimmaru show Matsukawa into one of the side halls, which you've established are relatively safe. You notice that Jimmaru has put the brown pennant into his kunai pouch, the same as you, though you're sure your guest didn't."So, are we staying here tonight?" She asks, looking around. "It seems safe, and it's somewhere another team might come to.">A) Probably, we haven't decided yet>B) No, that wouldn't be safe>C) Yeah, we're staying here>D) We're heading straight for the center>E) Something else
>>636729>A)>E)"Did you run into any trouble getting here?"
>>636729>>A) Probably, we haven't decided yet
>>636729>C) Yeah, we're staying here>Ask to see there own scrolls.
>>636733>>636734>>636740"Probably, but we haven't decided on that yet," you tell her with a shrug. Jimmaru echoes your sentiment. "So, Matsukawa, did your team run into any trouble on the way here? It took you a while to arrive."She sighs, "Well, we did run into one team, but we weren't able to get their flag, they were actually kind of tough. Well, one of them was at least." Then she adds, "Did you get InoShikaCho's flag?" >A) Yes>B) No (Lie)>C) Ask who they ran into
>>636790>>A) Yes>C) Ask who they ran into
>>636790>A) Yes>C) Ask who they ran into
>>636790>>A) Yes>>C) Ask who they ran into
>>636795>>636799>>636802>>636812"Yeah, we took it off them, but they did get the drop on us. I wouldn't go in the main hall if I were you." You tell her, rubbing the back of your head and chuckling. "Not with Kuro at least..." Jimmaru says, hand lightly touching his throat. You apologize to him, but mention the mesmerizing properties of the Hagoromo statue. "Who did you run into, by the way?" Your teammate asks her. "Some team from the Hidden Cloud." She says, "they were kind of odd, but two were pretty weak, one almost ran off when she got dirt on her." She tests one of the cots in the hall. "But like I said, they weren't too bad, except the one. The light-skinned boy was sluggish, and Sakutai took him out pretty quickly, but the dark one had this weird ink he spat, and I swear his chakra went red when Hima hit him hard with her chains..." she trails off. Hakurin alerts you to the presence of Matsukawa's teammates, just before Himarase and Sakutai arrive. It's later in the day, you could still do something, or rest up until tomorrow. >A) Set up in the castle>B) Camp in the woods>C) Head for the center>D) Head for another monument>E) Do something about InoShikaCho (What?)>F) Something else (What?)
>>636790>A)>C)Also, I'm going to bed. Please don't let anyone steal the pennants and if Momo is hurt, please protect her and make sure she's okay.
>>636883>A) Set up in the castle>F) Rest
>>636883>>A) Set up in the castle>JinchurikiSomehow I completely forgot about those
>>636883>D) Head for another monumentStaying here with three captives glued to the floor is a hassle. Better to get going while the going's good.
>>636894And he's not even in the top five!If you want the top five genin, I could probably tell you.
>>636916Yeah sureIs Kuro at least in the top ten?
>>636920I'm fairly certain he is. >1. Byakutsuchi Baratsuchi's male teammate>2. Yarashi From the Mist Team you haven't met yet>3. Kaya>4. Taiomon>5. JenshoOf course, that's on paper. In combat, it depends who they're fighting. For example, either of Yarashi's teammates could probably eek out a win against him.
>>636931>KayaHuh, everyone else is fairly ambivalent towards us so that's okay
>>636936Except Jensho. And you're with Taiomon's brother, who he's competitive with. But other then that, you're good. >Writing, just have to throw away this cantaloupe rind.
Damn missed the vote, just got out of work. I laughed that Jimmaru was the one who found the scroll off the Ino girl
>>636958Jinmaru is a lot more straightforward, though that seems to be changing
>>636884>>636891>>636894>>636903You decide that your team will be staying in the castle tonight, but you'll be avoiding the main building, for obvious reasons. After nightfall, you eat an unhealthy dinner of instant ramen, provided by Himarase, with water provided by you and heat provided by Taiomon, when it's decided that your team will be taking the watch tonight, before waking early in the morning to discuss your plans for the following day. >A) Take first watch (12-2)>B) Take the second watch (2-4)>C) Take the third watch (4-6) (You'll be given the option to sleep through the discussion though)
>>636990>>C) Take the third watch (4-6) (You'll be given the option to sleep through the discussion though)Not the secondIt's always the second fucking watch
>>636990>B) Take the second watch (2-4)
>>636990>A) Take first watch (12-2)
>>636990>A) Take first watch (12-2)Always take first or last, mid watch sucks
Fuck, I just deleted my post by pressing escape in the wrong window.
>>636995>>637006>>637017You take the first watch, from midnight to two am. You pace the walls for those few hours, not seeing anything noteworthy or interesting for the most part. Except one thing, in the chilly night air, you observe two shadowy figures drop from the treeline, and approaching the (still stuck to the ground by your starch syrup) team InoShikaCho. You're fairly certain that they're wearing animal masks, probably ANBU assisting in the Exam's proctoring. >A) Stay quiet, don't acknowledge them>B) Wave to them>C) Call out to them>D) Attack them>E) Ignore them alltogether
>>637076>>A) Stay quiet, don't acknowledge them
>>637076BMake certain that they have no hostile intent
>>637076>A) Stay quiet, don't acknowledge them
>>637076>B) Wave to them
>>637076>A) Stay quiet, don't acknowledge themJust try to keep an eye on them from the shadows. As stealthily as a genin can
>>637079>>637099>>637100>>637105>>637115You keep quiet, and watch the figures collect your entrapped genin, the taller of the two hoisting Inoko on one shoulder and Shikasho on the other, and the smaller one having to carry Choga on their back. As they turn to leave, the one in the opossum mask gives you a thumbs up, while the other, in a cow mask gives you a wave. After that, they leave. You think that they're the two ANBU most often paired with Shirou, some of the only people she considers friends. The rest of your watch passes uneventfully, and you tell a bleary Jimmaru about the ANBU collecting your former classmates. He just grunts in acknowledgement, and you fall asleep the moment your head hits the pillow. You wake up promptly at six, along with everyone besides Hakurin, who's snoozing quietly. >A) You'll travel to another Monument, other teams may be there (which Monument?)>B) You'll stay here, waiting for another team to come to you>C) You'll head to the Tower, and intercept other teams coming in>D) You could scour the forest for other teams>E) Something else (What?)
>>637134>>C) You'll head to the Tower, and intercept other teams coming in
>>637134>C) You'll head to the Tower, and intercept other teams coming in
>>637134>C) You'll head to the Tower, and intercept other teams coming inWonder what the odds on pulling a counter ambush are.
>>637134>C.Time for ambushes, I doubt today but tomorrow probably.
>>637144Remember how Gaara's team just stood outside the tower during that Chunin Exam? Some teams don't need stealth.
>>637149Just reminded me how they took care of that problem in Wargles shinobi quest
>>637155I mean, you are probably faster than non-afterglow Tsuki. But your whole team has to get through, and Sakutai's team still needs a pennant besides the red one.
>>637155We are NOT going to do the same, obviously.
>>637155>>637162We can be a Gaara equivalent for that situation though.
>>637160I meant Tsuki kissing Gaara on the cheek while they were ambushing teams at the tower.>>637162Yes I know but he is right there will probably be teams waiting to ambush people there or on their way there.
>>637165I wish we were as strong as Gaara in the chunin exams
>>637168I can vaguely recall Gaara and a umbrella but not what happened. I do remember a sand burial Gaara was pretty brutal.
>>637168Gaara would probably rank 2 or 3 in these exams. But everyone on the top five list would be able to beat him. Byakutsuchi by virtue of being stronger, Yarashi by virtue of being Lee if he could use ninjutsu and was trained by pseudo-Tsunade, Kaya and Taiomon by virtue of muh dojutsu, and Jensho because he's a jinchuriki hard counter. >Writing
>>637176Did you ever write up the teams stats?
>>637139>>637140>>637144>>637146>>637150You suggest heading to the Tower in the middle of the exam ground. Sakutai and Matsukawa are initially reluctant, but Jimmaru and Himarase readily agree to the plan. When Hakurin wakes up, she goes along with the plan as well. Your group packs everything up and departs by ten that morning. After a half-hour of travel, you hear the sounds of fighting in front of you, and off to the left.>A) Investigate>B) Tell Hakurin to use her Byakugan>C) Ignore it>D) Something else
>>637179Yes, put I'm still dissatisfied with the current system.
>>637191>>B) Tell Hakurin to use her Byakugan
>>637191>B) Tell Hakurin to use her Byakugan
>>637192Did you post them in a pastebin?
>>637191>B) Tell Hakurin to use her Byakuganif two teams are fighting we can swoop in and steal two teams' stuff and probably burn one to lessen competition in the next part
>>637193>>637194>>637196>>637199>>637203>>637210>>637214You tell Hakurin to use her byakugan to check out what's going on, and she does. You all stop and stand in a circle on different tree branches as Hakurin describes what she sees. "When I first activated my byakugan, there were six people, but now there are only two, I think one of them is unconscious, and something is seriously wrong with the other's chakra system. Three of the people fled behind some kind of smoke cloud I can't see though, but it's not like Kuro's mist jutsu." She says, rubbing her chin. >A) Go check it out>B) Keep going the way you were>C) Head towards another monument>D) Go back to the monument you spent last night in>E) Something else>>637198Not yet.
>>637239>A) Go check it out
>>637239>>A) Go check it out
>>637239>B) Keep going the way you wereif everyone is trying to run from that one guy and his chakra is all fucked up then it might be a jinchuuriki about to go crazy
>>637247Need to fight a Jinchuriki at some point, why not now?
>>637243>>637244>>637246>>637249Your team goes to find what's going on, and you make it there in around three minutes. Hakurin keeps watch in the trees, along with Jimmaru and Matsukawa, while you, Himarase, and Sakutai go down into the clearing to inspect what went on. Two of the cloud chunin, V and Chuui, are seemingly unconscious in the clearing. Chuui is laying on her stomach, not moving besides her back rising and falling regularly. V is propped up against a tree, across from his teammate, and looks worse for wear. The dark-skinned genin's glasses are askew, and his clothes are torn, one pant leg ripped at the knee, and his shirt gone from the midriff down. On his stomach are five angry black marks, placed in almost a circle. His breathing is shallow. Sakutai looks over him with active sharingan. "His chakra looks all wrong," the Uchiha scion says, "it's skirting around his core, and the flow into his limbs is broken up, and its color is off, like before, but now it's too, I don't know, pale, I guess." Sakutai is obviously deep in thought, looking at the Cloud ninja with you, while Himarase is more on guard, poking at Chuui with a stick. "What did you do to my team?!" You hear as you see Nemui standing in front of that mysterious cloud that Hakurin mentioned. Right before the cloud explodes. In the heated smoke and confusion, you're not sure what happens, until it's clear. When the smoke has cleared, you see everyone in your group standing around the tree V was propped against, though now the other two are bound to it with Himarase's glittering chakra chains as well. >A) Use the Cloud team's beacon, then leave>B) Bind them with rope, then leave>C) Leave without activating the beacon or tying them to the tree>D) Something else (what?)
>>637279>A) Use the Cloud team's beacon, then leave
>>637279>>A) Use the Cloud team's beacon, then leave>Rap badly at them
>>637284>>Rap badly at themWhy? V is knocked out, Chuui wouldn't care (and is unconscious), and Nemui doesn't enjoy it. They also haven't really done anything to you.
>>637299never mind then
>>637283>>637284>>637288>>637297>>637298After establishing that whoever the hell they fought and did this to them also took their pennant, you activate the Hidden Cloud genin team's beacon, officially failing them from the Chunin Exam, which you figure is for the best, they probably need medical attention, especially V, who hasn't stirred at all yet. You tear the backing from the sticky beacon paper, and stick the beacon itself to the tree the team is leaned against, before Sakutai genjutsu's Nemui asleep. After another half hour of traveling, you come across another scene, though this one has even more carnage than the last. The team from the Hidden Sand is strewn about the clearing. Dakera hangs from a tree branch, not moving, with his eyes closed, in fact he's more draped over the branch, on his back, blood staining the wood and ground below from an unknown wound. Momo is laying on the ground, in the center of the clearing, unblinking eyes gazing into the sky, a trickle of blood on the side of her mouth. Fukuro is laying face down, closest to you, and despite the angle his leg is at, and the blood you can see beneath his similarly bent arm, you can hear him sobbing. >End updates
>>637314GOD DAMN IT YOU ACTUALLY DID IT
>>637314WellI can't say I didn't expect thisI'm fine
>>637314Thanks for running. Poor Momo...
So, can we go Obito now? Please?
>>637314I didn't expect that. I honestly didn't expect that at all. I feel honestly fucking bad.
>>637345I'm up for that, we also have a credible reason to take being a shinobi seriously now
She died for our sins.
>>637346at least nothing happened to Hakurin, I never asked for this though
>>637314Well, they WERE chumps, if anyone was going to die it was them. >>637345>>637349No Obitoing allowed! We're not nearly popular enough to be the Coolest Guy
>>637353If I can't Obito then I'll just have to Nagato
>>637351We... need to be careful.>>637353>>637355No we're Obito now.
>>637355>Kuro awakens the RinneganSadly, that's impossible.
>>637357We didn't actually witness her death, nor did we ever really outright acknowledge her attraction to us. So really we're closer to being Kakashi>>637359I wish, Country is being such a cock tease with his bloodline
>>637361That's actually makes sense. All his teasing plus the poll "who dies?" meant that he was going to kill someone since the very beginning to awaken our nonexistent Rinnegan.
The only correct responce is to go full Shikamaru, calmly find out who killed her, study them carefully, and then murder the shit out of them. Possibly starting a world war in the process >>637355I don't think we can pull off the skeletal post-grunge new-alternative look either. >>637357So we adopt an incredibly awkward annoying personality and troll everyone for a few decades? Too late >>637361Kakashi shoved his arm though Rin's heart and watched her die, I don't think this compares.
alright so can we just kill someone now? like straight up murder a rival village ninja?that rich girl would be a good target. Kuro needs to get some stuff out of his system
>>637369>>637368Well luckily for us, Fukuro is still alive, sort ofSo we get to find out who did the dirty deedThere's a joke about becoming Venom Kuro or something in the metal gear series somewhere in there
>>637371So we find out who did it from Fukuro, track them down, kill their teammates, shove their beacon down their throat while they're conscious, and tie them up with their teammates' junk in their face. Maybe cut off a finger or a limb, definitely pluck out their eyes.I think this would be a good start
>>637377Y'know, I'd love to do that and all. But for the strangest reason I can't help but think it isn't going to be that easy. It'll probably be some bullshit where we have to fight the killer in the 3rd part of the exams or some shite.
>>637377That's just stupid. We find out who did it, and when we get a chance they get dead. Simple as that, don't get caught up in complicated scenarios, we've got to be pragmatic. The problem is what we do if they make it to the Tower before us. With a lot of backup, no oversight, and a license to kill this could work, but in the other stages, or outside the exam, things get tricky. We probably can't hunt them down in this forest. It's too dangerous, and too difficult. Our best chance is going for the tower and catching them there, but we might have to fight several teams, and they might have already gotten inside.So we should start planning how to "accidentally" kill someone in the third round. It has to be something that kills AFTER we use it so it can't be stopped by the judges, but also acts quickly enough that medics can't save them. Anyone go any ideas?
>>637402Who cares about killing them, just aim to cripple, living can be the worst fate at times
>>637314 YeesssssssThank you Country
>>637405That's equally hard to do but not as satisfying, especially in the world of artificial limbs, organ transplants, and regenerative medicine.
>>637402Eh, the first I can think of is Amaterasu. But that's not an option, so maybe very powerful poison should do it.
>>637452Damn, new IP again? It's still me.
>>637452>>637454I'm thinking sticky glue + paper bombs. Shoot a ball of sludge filled with explosive tags with two different fuses. Short fuse set to detonate on contact, long a few seconds later. If the ball hits, BOOM DED, if it misses, BOOM SLIMED, followed by B-B-B-B-B-BOOM ALSO DED.
Just because I can, info on Akatsuki rings in case we go Obito/Nagato:Pein's must be in Yahiko's grave in Amegakure.Deidara's is destroyed.Konan's is probably in Ame, unreachable as Jiraya's skeleton.Itachi's is in unknown location.Zetsu's is in Mountains' Graveyard (Sasuke killed him there, right?).Sasori's/Tobi's is unknown.Hidan's is buried with him. Hey, that fucker may still be alive 'cause I don't believe he can die such a shitty death like a malnutrition.Kakuzu's is somewhere in Konoha's archives.Kisame's is either destroyed or in Shark Summon world.Orochimaru still owns his ring.
>We rage over Momo's death>the rage we unleash makes Hakurin and Us[lut]amaki look at us differently >Legitimately beautiful and impactful character developments >A previously care-free Kuro is thrust into maturity, and further into isolationist tendencies. for the larger time-skip >He then must overcome his instincts to become like his sister by using his sister's ironically placed guidance >Kuro becomes a powerful and charismatic leader outside of all romance>Hakurin has been trying to break through to us this whole time>It finally happens after another dangerous missionCap it
>>637483>Dig Hidan up to get his ring>He starts shouting abuse>"oi mate, you're just a head"
>>637314Fucking called it, fucking knew it would happen, and of course it would happen when I was asleep. Goddammit, this went from best week of every day running to worst week. First my Age of Rebellion game got canceled for this week, and now Momo dies.>>637345>>637349>>637357No Obito, please.>>637368Shikamaru is definitely better, though I don't think we have the sort of personality to pull it off well.>>637367Fucking called it on Twitter, man.
>>637691It means we can embrace our autism and escape this "socialization" and "friendship" in favor of strength. Don't even need the drive for revenge and that bullshit. If we can't get Momo, we're not getting anyone REEEEE[spoiler/]
>>637851No, like I said, something similar to Shikamaru. Find out who did it and make them pay, but don't go the whole Obito route. Just let them routelock whoever now, not doing it won't bring Momo back.
>>637939NO DICE. IT IS OBITO ROUTE. WE SAW OURSELVES IN HER. HERE SHE IS DEAD AND RIPPED FROM THE WORLD AS BECAUSE SHE WAS WEAKER? NAY I SAY. WE MUST BECOME STRONG AND BETTER AND FASTER AND WHATEVER ELSE IT TAKES TO ENSURE THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.
>>637939I'm sorry Dice Praiser. I pray she is just hurt and not kill.
>>637963I must add it cause i dare to say it. We may very well need to become a God.
>>637963>>637967Is that what she would want? For us to become an emotionless machine who seeks to become stronger because we wish to protect what we no longer have? Is that what she would want?>>637966We don't have an Orihime expy to save her, she's gone. I've accepted it.
>>637851More like if we can't have Momo, we're gonna bang everyone. This is as good an excuse as I can think of for Kuro to just not give a fuck anymore. From now on if Kuro isn't getting swole, he's banging bitches.Or he could become overly protective of the only other loli we know, Hakurin's sister.
>>637976Yes Dice. She would want us to do whatever it took to ensure nobody else suffered like her. She was willing to do whatever it took to try and catch up to us and now shes gone. Do you want to refuse it? We now carry her sins and our own. We MUST become stronger to change this world, to conquer it so that nobody else must suffer as they did infront of us.
>>637999>Become a nihilistic manwhore>Try to protect a kid who despises us for bullying herWhere's the third choice, man?>>638012>The simple, sweet girl who only wanted approval and found it in Kuro>implying she had any sins>implying she would want us to become a monster who enforced change with violencehahahahahahahaha no
>>638012That's... Somewhat reasonable.
>>637999>12 years old>ManslutAnon, Atleast wait till after the exams. We've already lost one Waifu. He might kill the rest.>>638045>Simple sweet girl>She wanted to become stronger>They probally didn't want her even here for this exam>She signed up anyway to show us how much stronger she got>Shes fucking deadDICE, It's okay buddy but she died because of us. No other way to look at it, we made her happy but now... now is the time for revenge and to ensure it does not happen again. >>638048 I know
I'm all for getting momos killer maybe even torture but you guys are over reacting.Death happens in the forest of death. its an everyday thing for ninjas. Get over it.
>>638137The world is boring without overreacting.
>>638093>we get revenge for her>we become withdrawn from others>we seek to become stronger to enforce our will eventually>in the name of defending the innocent, we become a monster who tears apart the world>the day finally comes for our Obito-meeting-Rin-again style reunion with Momo in the afterlife>she asks if we're really the same person we were before she died>what we try to say when we're not and she can't accept what we've becomeNever denied that it's our fault. I just don't want to become something that she would unable to love.>>638166>The motives of Naruto's lead villains in almost every case
>>638174>The motives of Naruto's lead villains in almost every caseAnd without this motives and this villains story wouldn't be that great. Still think that the best villain was Nagato.
I am cool with getting revenge, but we should stick to being Kuro as he always was. Probably a bit more serious though. I just wanted to save everyone.
>>638181Not saying they didn't make the story interesting, I'm just noting that a lot of overreaction led to the story's conflict.Konan's a best.
I just don't think we should be planning becoming a villain or some broody motherfucker over a foreign ninjas death. Avenge her and seek strength maybe but calm the hell down.
>>638174>>638181>>638186>All Villains are bad people>They don't want to do good at all.Hokay. Is it so wrong to want to have a reason to start our own village and get as strong as possible no matter the cost?
>>638186>Save her memory by enforcing justiceJust for the name, our new theme will be that of the greatest President in human history.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoQ_jPWoQg0
>>638200They're not bad for their motives, they're bad for the manner in which they carried out their plans.
>>638208The ends justify the means Dice. Sometimes you need to break abunch of egg's to make the best meal you can.
>>638211The ends only justify the means if it does not result in your subjects' hatred being directed at you. If they grow to hate you rather than to fear or love you, then your attempts to enforce your vision will only end in failure.
>>638189Kishi didn't give her any screentime other than her battle with Obito. She was just "lol im here with nagato". Fuck you Masashi, give us more Konan.>>638200Perfectly fine IMO, but Country probably wouldn't allow it.
>>638216No dice, they will love and fear you for what you would do to protect them at the end of the day. If they are not with us, they would be against us. They would rather let others suffer then be protected. >>638217 I think? he would, If not that'd be super fucking shitty.This is the best chance we have to start down that path though.
>>638217>Give us more Konan>Give us Milf Hinata by your hand, not your intern's>Give us a better sequel seriesCome on, Kishimoto, you're better than this.
>>638221An invitation-only nukenin village.
>>638227Indeed. Now if only the fucking others would get on this train of JUSTICE, POWER and SALVATION for the weak and all others.
>>638227I read that as>Invitation-only kunoichi villageHarem Hokage
>>638227>>638230But how do we convince best bro, ALL SEEING EYES, Uzumaki, Sensei, and Sister to join us?
When you get the option to snap, don't take it.
>>638230 Only if we're chaste
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>638264Roll high.>>638265Hello.
>>638265Don't plan to, I don't know about everyone else
>>638265>Don't take it>The entire death was to servely effect usCOUNTRY, MAKE UP YOU'RE MIND.>>638264>>638267[Spoiler] We can do this guys. And honestly it might not be that hard for ALL SEEING EYES, and the best bro to come with us. I doubt Uzumaki will or sensei unless we lie. Sister might join us.
>>638265Don't plan to.
>>638265Never really planned
>>638280>>Don't take it>>The entire death was to servely effect usKuro is a more calm and levelheaded person that Obito, and Momo isn't quite his Rin, as shown multiple times in this thread alone. Like someone said earlier, it would be far more in line with his personality so far to be calculating about how he gets revenge. An "accidental" killing in the Third Exam won't get you in trouble, you probably won't be promoted though. >>638277Hi Wheel.
>>638295Yeah, the Obito route seems out of Kuro's character, and besides, seems more like Hakurin if anyone would be our Rin.Also, what the hell did that mark we pressed on the statue do? All that was written was that we felt warm along with sleepy, and then we're told that Hakurin and Jimmaru were pulling us away. Seems like very little for something like that.
>>638295I just want to watch the world burn sometimes.
>>638295I'd expect Kuro to get comforted by Hakurin or Himarase right now maybe patting him on the back or a concerned gaze. I'd go full Obito for Hakurin though.
i kind hope the next team that tries to jump us gets a dose of some killing intent
>>638316>tfw they both go to comfort us>tfw they procede to die cause they dropped there guard in the forest>tfw anon's still don't want to be evil
http://www.strawpoll.me/11329243Who do you think dunnit?
>>638316>>638307>>638365This isn't severe enough to be the "crazy point", but it CAN be the first step on the road to darkness. Momo can be the first link in the chain of hatred, we kill her killer, the killer's friends kill someone else we like, we kill them back, etc...
>>638368Our alternate personality.
>>638307>what the hell did that mark we pressed on the statue doGave you chakra poisoning. But that's meta knowledge.
>>638368I think you dun did it. Still wondering what that statue's mark did.
>>638388>We end up Rock Lee now son.
>>638388Could the poisoning trigger the mystery box bloodline?
>>638415That would be telling~
>>638388>chakra poisoningthat doesn't sound very good
>>638419>kills off a favorite character>dangles bloodline in our facescountry, pls, my heart can only take so much
>>638431>Country just edges you>no release.
>>638440>first he kicks me like Hakurin's sister kicks Kuro>then he pulls a HimaraseIt sucks, man.
What if someones just genjutsuing us to drop our guard.
Future Naruto QuestThis quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same. However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series. You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Genin of twelve years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQMPastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/eyXSDiMH Last Time, the Second Chunin Exam began.
You're standing in a clearing in the Forest of Death, outside the Village Hidden in the Leaves. The team from the Hidden Sand is strewn about the clearing. Dakera hangs from a tree branch, not moving, with his eyes closed, in fact he's more draped over the branch, on his back, blood staining the wood and ground below from an unknown wound. Momo is laying on the ground, in the center of the clearing, unblinking eyes gazing into the sky, a trickle of blood on the side of her mouth. Fukuro is laying face down, closest to you, and despite the angle his leg is at, and the blood you can see beneath his similarly bent arm, you can hear him sobbing. Everything seems off, not like a genjutsu, but like normalcy has changed. Two of your fellow genin are gone, and the third seems in hysterics. You feel Hakurin's hand on your shoulder, saying that she's sorry that this happened, Jimmaru saying something similar. It hurts, but this is the nature of a ninja, you have to move on from this, and finish the Chunin Exams. >A) Question Fukuro about what happened>B) Move Momo and Dakera next to Fukuro>C) Activate their beacon, and Leave>D) Snap
>>638499>A) Question Fukuro about what happened>B) Move Momo and Dakera next to Fukuro>C) Activate their beacon, and Leave
>>638499>A) Question Fukuro about what happened
>>638499>A) Question Fukuro about what happened>B) Move Momo and Dakera next to Fukuro >D) Snap inside, Scream internally.
>>638499>B) Move Momo and Dakera next to Fukuro>A) Question Fukuro about what happened>C) Activate their beacon, and Leave like we're on auto pilot
>>638499>>A) Question Fukuro about what happened>>B) Move Momo and Dakera next to Fukuro>>C) Activate their beacon, and Leave
>>638499>>A) Question Fukuro about what happened
>>638509>>638517No snapping, anons. Hold it in and only release it when the Exams are over and we can hide our weakness from the others.
>>638557More snap as in break down like. "Momo, What the fuck? " The denial shite. Not Goku killing Freeza level snapping.
>>638500>>638511>>638516>>638523You tell Hakurin to keep watch, and ask Sakutai and Jimmaru to question Fukuro about what happened to his team. Without a word after that, you walk over to the low branch that Dakera is draped over, and lift the boy off, carrying him over to Fukuro, and placing him next to his teammate, face up and eyes closed. Next, you walk over to Momo, and close her blank eyes before lifting her light body, and carrying her to her teammates. When you place her down, you think you might have heard something from her, but brush aside it as your hope deceiving you. While you went about this, Sakutai and Jimmaru have been asking Fukuro about what happened to his team. Sakutai tells you that he said they were attacked by a three-man team, two boys and a girl. From his description, they were the mist team you're unfamiliar with, a redheaded girl and two boys, each strong in taijutsu. You thank him coldly, then take his team's beacon and activate it. >A) Go after the Mist Team>B) Keep heading towards the Tower>C) Head to another Monument>D) Something else
>>638561Goku should have killed Frieza, I mean, (Future) Trunks (in Z) is fine and all, but Goku not killing Frieza was bullshit.
>>638565>A) Go after the Mist Team>>638569after killing him how many other times? It would've been boring to do it again. lol.
>>638565>B) Keep heading towards the TowerChasing a specific team in the forest is a bad idea, and this is personal, we shouldn't get five other people involved in our shit. Besides, the Mist team is strong, they're probably heading for the tower anyway.
>>638565>B) Keep heading towards the Tower
>>638575I meant on Namek, Trunks killing King Cold would have been just as good as him killing both Cold and Frieza. Then again, good storytelling isn't something I expect from Toriyama.
>>638565>>B) Keep heading towards the Tower
I was about to change my vote to B, you guys are right, and they probably out class us too. Just keep the support for it
>>638565>A)Their pennant can be Team Sakutai's, their heads can be ours.
>>638565>A) Go after the Mist Team
Going to the tower gives us a BETTER chance of taking them out than hunting them down through the forest. They'll HAVE TO get to the tower eventually, and odds are it'll be pretty soon.Hunting them down has a high chance of us getting lost in the forest for several days while they relax in the tower.
>>638575>>638580>>638581>>638582>>638587>>638588>>638594>>638595This is too big for a coin flip. So say which side you support, and roll 1d100, whoever rolls higher gets it, first three for each side.
>>638619Change my vote to B then
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>638619A.
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>638619TOWER
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>638619HUNT
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>638619Heading for the tower