Future Naruto QuestThis quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same. However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series. You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Genin of eleven years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQMPastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/3VitTHQE (Outdated)Last Quest, we timeskipped to a short time before the Chunin Exams, which Team Hōōmaru is participating in.
Over the past few months, you've been training your ninjutsu and hand seals with your sensei, Hōōmaru Tachibana, and your father, Aomon Nijiiroh. Besides that, you also increased your speed and shunshin proficiency greatly. Last night, you also got information on every other genin projected to make it into the Second Exam, courtesy of your sister. You've made a mental note about which teams to avoid and which are safe to approach, and are somewhat smug about the fact that your team is likely in the top five for this Chunin Exam. There is still a month before the exam, which you can fill with training, leisure, missions, or teamwork exercises, if you so desire. Before you start today, what ninjutsu did you learn from Hōōmaru-sensei and your father?>A) An A-rank technique, four other jutsu>B) A number of B and lower-ranked jutsu>C) A lot of C-rank and D-rank jutsu>D) Something else (what?)
it's time for everyone's favorite ninja. Kuro The erratic Ninja of The Hidden Leaf!
>>602584>B) A number of B and lower-ranked jutsu'Sup, country?
>>602584>>B) A number of B and lower-ranked jutsu
>>602596Not much, had a hectic weekend, so now I'm just trying to wind down. How about you, Naiser?
>>602584>A) An A-rank technique, four other jutsu
>>602614College life continues to erode my will to live, and Last Remnant isn't helping with its RNG bullshit. I mean, its pretty solid most of the time, but some bosses are made to fuck the player right in his ass until the stars align. Other than that, pretty well.
>>602584>B) A number of B and lower-ranked jutsu
If Boruto quests taught me anything its mo options means mo chance of winning
>>602596>>602597Hōōmaru-sensei and your father instructed you in learning a number of water ninjutsu, giving you a wide repertoire of water ninjutsu, the strongest of which is Water Dragon Jutsu, which you still can't use without water being already present. Besides that, you've found a lot of utility in combining Water Clone Jutsu and Water Prison Jutsu. Thanks to continuing practice in shunshin, you're the fastest participant in the exam, or so your sister's information says. You do feel like you've hit a wall in your speed training though. Today is exactly a month before the Chunin Exam, and your team is supposed to meet early today at the Soba King nearest your teammates' homes. Your team and Team Eisai, consisting of Himarase Uzumaki, Matsukawa Sarutobi, and Sakutai Uchiha have been assigned a few missions together, and have been generally growing closer in the past months. You picked Soba King to strategize and talk because you knew you wouldn't be interrupted by any familiar Uzumaki. You get there and sit a table claimed by your teammates after ordering yourself something from their breakfast menu. >A) Discuss team combos>B) Tell them about the information your sister gave you>C) Talk about something else (What?)
>>602705Wrong name, Jiraiya. Also, I'll be back in a bit, have to run to the atm.
>>602733>A) Discuss team combosI wonder if we can simulate any of those special kekky genky releases with multiple jutsus used in tandem? If used while unseen, it could fuck with people into targeting the wrong squad or something.
>>602733>A) Discuss team combos>>B) Tell them about the information your sister gave you
>>602733>A) Discuss team combos>B) Do NOT get our sister in trouble.>>602739 Thank you.
>>602733>>A) Discuss team combos
>>602733>B)>A)HI, GUYS, SORRY I'M LATE!
>>602766>>602770>>602921And I am back!>Writing
>>602733>A>Jesus Christ don't mention the information
>>602921Just barely made it in time for the voting. College I take it? >>602937Thanks for running by the way Country. I missed this quest. Its enjoyable.
>>602966Partially (studying for an Old Testaments exam tomorrow), but also because I'm working on a concept for a Tiefling Oracle who worships Shelyn.
>>602990What class has you studying for the old Testament? And that sounds interesting. Good luck on both mate.
>>602937You decide to both discuss team combinations and the information given to you last night by your sister- though you think that leaving Shirou out of it would be for the best. You discuss bolstering your water style with Jimmaru, and using Water Prisons to restrain enemies for Hakurin to attack them in close quarters. Besides that, your teammates' combination is essentially doubling up ranged gentle fist techniques with wind style, and vice-versa. You also discuss strategies involving using yourself and clones as decoys, thanks to your speed. You decide that you also want to develop a team technique, using Jimmaru's wind style and Hakurin's gentle fist to enhance your water dragon, making it equivalent to Explosive Bite of the Water Dragon. After that, you tell them about the information Shirou gave you, leaving out where you got it, and being rather vague. The team consensus boils down to avoiding a three specific teams at all costs, and another if you can help it. Jimmaru does bring up something interesting though, another team apparently joined the exam earlier today, just as the deadline hit. He says, that despite being a foreign team, they'll be staying in the village through the exam. At the same time, Hakurin scans through a message from Sakutai, asking if your team wants to meet up with his. >A) Investigate the foreign team>B) See what Sakutai wants>C) Something else (What?)
>>603008Literally, Old Testament class. I go to a private Christian university, and it's a required freshman class. It's actually rather interesting to learn about the different ways of reading and interpreting the writings and understanding its purpose and who wrote each part.>>603023>B)
>>603023>B) See what Sakutai wants>>603060huh, That's actually really cool. Wish mine had something like that.
>>603023>B) See what Sakutai wants
>>603046>>603060>>603062>>603089>>603160Your team finishes up breakfast and leaves Soba King, heading to the nearest Ichiraku, where Sakutai said his team was just finishing their own breakfast. All of team Eisai is there when you arrive, barring their sensei. When you get there, you ask the young Uchiha about what he called you there for. "Well," he begins to answer your question, "I figured since both our teams are going to pass the first exam," he says while tapping his temple, near his eye, "we should agree to help each other out in the second, or at least not get in each others way." He looks back at his teammates, Matsukawa sipping on something from an Ichiraku cup, and Himarase holding an Ichiraku bag, "We've all agreed on it, so how about it?" he sticks out his hand to shake. >A) Agree (Shake his hand)>B) Talk to your teammates first>C) Maybe, what can you offer?>D) No (Refuse)>E) Something else
>>603221>>B) Talk to your teammates firstNot being a dick is good, but firstly, don't be a dick to your teammates. At least hear their opinion about this deal.
>>603221>B) Talk to your teammates first>C) Maybe, what can you offer? not in an insulting way, just idea wise. Do they help each other pass to the final, or do they just avoid each other full heartedly.
>>603221>B) Talk to your teammates firstOne less team to fight, one less pair of sharingans trying to mindrape us. Don't forget we're also being explicitly targeted by several teams, I'm not sure Sakutai knows what he's getting into by allying with us.
>>603221>B) Talk to your teammates first>C) Maybe, what can you offer?
>>603249>>603250>>603278>>603293>>603333You tell him that you need to speak with your teammates, and turn around to huddle with them. Hakurin agrees pretty quickly, saying that you know how good it would be to have Sakutai's team on your side, or at least not against you. Jimmaru is reluctant, but eventually settles for nonagression, but not cooperation. You go back over to Sakutai, what do you tell him? >A) You'll team up with them, if they say what they can offer>B) You don't bother them, they don't bother you>C) No deal>D) Sure (unconditionally)>E) Something else (What?)
>>603376>A) You'll team up with them, if they say what they can offerIf they can't pony up the goods, settle for non-aggression.
>>603376>A) You'll team up with them, if they say what they can offerif they don't have enough, non-aggression
>>603376>A) You'll team up with them, if they say what they can offer
>>603396>>603403>>603405>>603425>>603444You ask Sakutai what Team Eisai has to offer to you, telling him that you'll either team up with them if they sufficiently impress you, and even if they don't, you'll still leave them alone. The young Uchiha sighs, before starting to list off the merits of his team. Sakutai states that his strengths lie in his sharingan and his knowledge of lightning and fire styles. He also notes that he's able to outmatch his brother, also participating in this exam, Taiomon. He then goes on to talk about Himarase. He says that the Uzumaki girl has access to chakra chains, as well as an abundance of stamina, and a similar proficiency with taijutsu. He says that Matsukawa is a lot like you when she fights, but with access to multiple chakra natures and more of a focus on strength and stamina than speed. >A) Team up with them>B) Agree to nonagression>C) You'll decide later, and tell him before the exam>D) On second thought, you're fair game>E) Something else
http://www.strawpoll.me/11256132If you haven't voted yet
>>603520>A) Team up with themgood enough for me
>>603520>A) Team up with themBy the way you're going to have to fight my harem of rivals.
>>603549The sand team really isn't that great...
>>603520>AThe best option, although I bet Jimmaru wouldn't like it.
>>603557I'm expecting a Sand/Mist pileup as two entire teams gang up on just Kuro.
>>603520>A) Team up with them
>>603580Oh, but the Mist team has a very different target...There is another Mist team though.
>>603540>>603549>>603574>>603592Essentially making Neji and Hinata team up. >Writing
>>603616well I hope we're not Neji, he dies.
>>603616We're gonna make it work.
>>603616You extend your hand to shake, and Sakutai lights up, shaking it excitedly. He departs with a team, citing a mission outside the village. You go back to your own teammates, Hakurin looking neutral, but Jimmaru downcast. You know why he feels that way, and apologize, but tell him that it was an opportunity your team couldn't pass up. He acknowledges that, and asks you if you want to investigate that foreign team now. >A) Sure>B) Let's do something else instead (What?)
>>603656>A) SureWhy is he downcasted? was that his better/superior in every way brother?
>>603670Jimmaru is a branch Uchiha, Sakutai is a Main house Uchiha. Not only that, he's the clan heir's son.
>>603656>A.>>603670He's the Neji to Sakutai's Hinata.
>>603693>>603700Oh, I kinda feel bad now. the poor fuck.
>>603708It's not THAT bad. But you are that bad, and should feel bad.
>>603667>>603670>>603672>>603673>>603700Roll me those 1d100's to find them, first four.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>603778
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>603778
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>603778I know i'm a terrible mountain man.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>603778
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>603778
>>603781>>603810>>603778Is it enough, Country?
>>603809At least you're not known as the waifufag with shit tastes in Laze's quest, Jiraiya.
>>603781>>603795>>603809>>603810Your team heads towards a grouping of hotels that Jimmaru suspects the mysterious foreign team is staying at. It doesn't take long to find out which one they're staying in, as when you step into the lobby of a mid-price hotel, you step into a chaotic scene. A large, reddish-brown dog is chasing a pair of cats, black and white, around the lobby, while the people you suspect of owning them yell at the receptionist. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO ANIMALS?!" A short girl who appears to be wearing a pair of cat ears matching her short auburn hair screams at the innocent girl behind the desk, who tries to tell her that animals aren't allowed in the hotel, only to be shouted down by the girl's apparent teammate. >A) Back away... slowly...>B) Confront the pair>C) Look for a third teammate>D) Ask Jimmaru where he thinks they're from>E) Something else
>>603877>C) Look for a third teammate
>>603821Because Armstrong Blood is fucking flawless and nobody can hate it ever. I'm known as the Harma fag elsewhere apprently tho. Feelsbad >>603877>C) Look for a third teammate>D) Ask Jimmaru where he thinks they're from
>>603877>Cat EarsDat's cute.>B)>E)"Hey, you guys part of the foreign teams? Maybe you all should find another hotel that allows your... partners? I don't think you're gonna convince them to change their policy."
>>603900I will support Armstrong blood especially hard if we're allowed to waifu Catherine aka the oddly cute Armstrong daughter.
>>603877>>603918I'll support this
>>603918>this >>603877Also, trip/name???
>>603932>>603941>>603964>All these supporters>Watch this be me leading them astray
>>603990Don't worry, I don't believe in you!
>>604004Thanks, anon, love you too. <3
>>603918>>603932>>603941>>603964You approach the two genin standing at the desk, yelling at the poor receptionist. You loudly and clearly clear your throat behind them, and ask "Hey, you guys part of the foreign teams?" Before suggesting, "Maybe you all should find another hotel that allows your... partners? I don't think you're gonna convince them to change their policy." The boy, who has messy hair, and fang marks on his cheeks, just shrugs, and goes over to a girl sitting in a chair across the lobby. "But Tetsuko said that this hotel would be the best for us, nya!" The girl with the cat ears says, turning on you and jamming an accusatory finger into your chest. You're abruptly aware that the noise of the dog chasing the cats has stopped, but you do hear a hissing noise behind you. >A) Diffuse the situation (Write-in)>B) Leave, this is too much effort>C) Something else
>>604032>A)"Sorry, but it seems like they just don't like pets for some reason. Kind of weird since they're going to get a bad rep in your village and clans for this sort of thing..." Just look around the girl and glare at the receptionist.Also, if we know of any good hotels through our mother, can we suggest one that would work for them and offer to show them the way?
>>604032>A) Diffuse the situation>If it was clearly the best hotel for you then you would be permitted to bring you're friends inside. However due to the fact you cannot then clearly it seems that this isn't the right place. You would't be able to change the rules without somebody being higher up in the chain here and this poor person at the desk clearly isn't high up enough and could very well lose there job and stop being able to provide for there family if they let you in. Do you want somebody to suffer because YOU demanded something?
>>604032>A) Diffuse the situation (Write-in)"But it's not the best if it doesn't support your animals, maybe we can help look for a place for ya?"This would give us an excuse to hang about and learn more about them, even if we do walk all over town
>A. "Sorry, but it seems like they just don't like pets for some reason. Kind of weird since they're going to get a bad rep in your village and clans for this sort of thing..." Just look around the girl and glare at the receptionist.>B. "If it was clearly the best hotel for you then you would be permitted to bring you're friends inside. However due to the fact you cannot then clearly it seems that this isn't the right place. You would't be able to change the rules without somebody being higher up in the chain here and this poor person at the desk clearly isn't high up enough and could very well lose there job and stop being able to provide for there family if they let you in. Do you want somebody to suffer because YOU demanded something?">C. "But it's not the best if it doesn't support your animals, maybe we can help look for a place for ya?"
>>604032>A) Diffuse the situation (Write-in)I understand you're furrious, but booking this hotel is simply impawsible. thankfully it's not a catastophy, as there are many ofur hotels in the city. I'm not good at puns.
>>604092>A.Add that we can help them find one that'll accept their fluffy friends.
>>604101Just too many puns greatly diminish the weight of each.>>604092>A
>>604102>>604164 "Sorry, but it seems like they just don't like pets for some reason. Kind of weird since they're going to get a bad rep in your village and clans for this sort of thing..." The receptionist looks hopelessly at you and shrugs, it's not like she could do anything, and you did just go out of your way to blame her. The girl that the boy went over to talk to comes to the front desk, laughing. "I knew this would happen, but I didn't expect little mister chivalry to come in to save you." She pats the girl with the cat ears' shoulder, "Come on, we'll find a real hotel." The girl wearing cat ears shoots angry looks at you and the receptionist, and the boy with the dog just shrugs at you. Your team comes over to you after they leave. "Wow Kuro, I'm surprised you took her side, she wasn't even that cute." Hakurin tells you, glancing out the door,, and eliciting a laugh from Jimmaru. >A) Follow them>B) Do something else with your team (What?)>C) Something else (What?)
>>604224>A) Follow them
>>604276A bitch for standing up for there pets/ninja parenterS?
>>604224>A)We will not give up on Cat Girl.
>>604276You want to vote then, Wheel?
>>604278Oops, misread the post in some twisted way. You know, 4 am now and else. Then>A
>>604299I already said that I probably need to sleep because my mind is messing up everything. Sorry.
>>604224>B) Do something else with your team (What?)Go work on combo moves in a secluded area
>>604224>>B) Do something else with your team (What?)pretty much this >>604326
>>604335I can't, there's a quest going.
>>604300>Auto>>604283>>604235You just give Hakurin a withering look, to which she shrugs. After that, you head out the door. After a couple minutes of walking, you find that your team is gone, though a message from Hakurin says that they're checking out the dining and shopping in the hotel. You sigh, but resign yourself to finding the team, which you guess is from the Cats and Dogs Village, a small village in the Five Great Nations Alliance sandwiched between the Land of Rivers and the Land of Wind; founded by some Inuzuka after the Seventh Hokage died. You find them in another hotel, a fair sight cheaper, and a few blocks from the last one. This time, you see the two with animals heading up the stairs, but the other girl is sitting in a chair in the lobby, like last time. >A) Talk to her>B) Follow the other two>C) Leave>D) Go back to your team>E) Something else
>>604374>A) Talk to her
>>604374>>A) Talk to her
>>604390>>604395>>604403>>604404Are you sure?
>>604418as sure as I can ever be, I guess
>>604418Its not like we'd have ANOTHER woman fighting for our love right?
>>604418Fuck, abort it the way Catholic girls wish they could with their special 'problems'.>B
>>604374>D) Go back to your team
>>604390>>604395>>604403>>604404You go to sit down across from the third girl on the Cats and Dogs team, but she stops you before you can. "I know all about you, Kuro Nijiiroh," she says, holding up her hand, as if to stop you from doing anything, "I suspect someone overheard that our team was here and so you came to gather information on us?" She asks you, taking a drink from the travel cup she's been swirling since you began talking. "And if seduction was your goal, just know that you won't be able to.">A) Tell her you are trying to collect information>B) Lie (80)>C) Yes, I will (100)>D) Something else
>>604461>C) Yes, I will (100)It was presented, I have no choice.
>>604461>B) Lie (80)The 100 is unrollable.
>>604461>A)>D)"Just trying to know everything that we can in preparation for the exams."
>>604461>>C) Yes, I will (100)
>>604465>>604468>>604477Guys, please, you're tempting the dice gods' wrath when we can simply be honest and virtuous.
>>604461>A) Tell her you are trying to collect information>>604483It's no use, man, tempting fate is what happens in this quest. It's our greatest strength and weakness.
>>604483Its all 1's from here.
>>604509>Kaiser ties the voteBless you, based Neko.>>604515You know that, and yet you continue voting for impossible rolls.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>604465>>604474>>604477>>604509Coin flip to decide, 1 is A, 2 is C.
>>604529HEHEHEHE, GETS GET TOO ROLLINNN
>>604529Roll for it, you get five. 1d100.
>>604534FUCKING HATE YOU, SENSEI! YOU'RE GONNA GET US KILLED! ;;
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>604537GUIDE ME DICE.WHAT DID I DOOOO
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>604537
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>604537
>>604547You critfailed is what you did.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>604547Rip.
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>604534Goddamnit, Jiraiya, go back to jobbing against pain instead of being a voice in some kid's head>>604537
>>604554I DIDN'T WANT THIS TO BE LEGIT PICKED.>>604556WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHEEL?
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>604556I almost thought that it's a 100.
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>604537WEEEEEEEE
>>604547Fuck off, Jiraiya-sensei. I hope Country brings you back from the dead just to have you get absolutely wrecked as a way of saying 'this fucker is tough'.I just want one roll where we don't get fucked by your shenanigans or one interaction where things go right for us, man. ;n;
i live for this
Rolled 36 (1d100)You motherfuckers, I leave for a few minutes and this happens.
>>604578Stop posting gifs of Country, Wheel, and Jiraiya laughing at me when I say we should waifu Momo.
>>604596BLAME JIRAIYA AND HIS BREXIT STYLE VOTING!
>Leave to go program>Return>Anons made our social autist both acknowledge player nature AND be autistic10/10 whatTheFuckAnons
>>604596I called it!
>>604598I kinda want waifu battle now. The winner gets to be our wife. >tfw you wanted Brexit to happen. Expect they pulled it off.
>>604547>>604548>>604549>>604556>>604563"Well if you really want to be seduced, why don't you just take a seat?" You say, sitting down and patting your lap, while winking. While she does make contact with your lap, it's her foot that finds purchase. You gasp, and grab yourself there, falling to the floor and rolling around in pain. The girl walks out of the hotel, leaving you there, but not after giving you a look of disgust. You recover and stand up, a dull ache still present in your nether region. You doubt you could find that girl again, and suspect she wouldn't be happy if you did. Her teammates haven't come down yet, and your team is probably still in the other hotel. >A) Try to find her (60)>B) Find her teammates>C) Go back to your team>D) Go home>E) Go find someone else (Who?)
>tfw that you look at all these pseudotrips and realise that the thread is basically '50 shades of blue'
>>604624>A) Try to find her (60)FOLLOW ME ANON'S ONWARDS TOO VICTORY!
>>604627I know, right? It's amazing. >>604612Either sensei or Shirou takes it, sensei if she keeps it ranged, Shirou CQC. >>604578>mfw
>>604624>A) >Sorry, I have a dissociative identity disorder, this was some deas old man speaking with you, not me
>>604624>C) Go back to your team
>>604645DC to convince her of that lie is 87.
>>604644>Momo and our ALL SEEING EYE are't even a challengeouch. It seems i only get one crazy run at a time. Sadness.
>>604650Well, we need to find her first.
>>604645>>604650how about:>Don't worry, I was actually lying just then. It's just that I'm so good at it you thought I was telling the truth. >>604644So who would win at """CQC"""?
>>604660Well, Hōōmaru and Shirou outrank them heartily. Not to mention Momo isn't the best ninja. >>604664>So who would win at """CQC"""?Silly, filthy anon. DC for that is 80.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>604672Fair point, I forgot that. Tho by that logic would't Shirou win hands down? I feel bad for Momo, I hope she'll find a happy guy.
>>604644Fuck, we get kicked in the dick thanks to Jiraiya, best girl doesn't win, and I'm stuck outside due to a fire drill. Whelp, my night is ruined.
>>604683>I'm stuck outside due to a fire drillFuck living on campus famalam. >>604680Sensei is no pushover, it's just that all-out neither would be matched by genin. Save those crits for when they count.
>>604683I would've told'em to let me burn. Fuck that shit. >>604698Ya but our sis is a Black ops? Don't tell me the DC then, i thought i was able to roll for it.
>>604629>>6046451d100's go! First three!
>>604698One, I don't have a car because poorfag (scholarships are great). Two, it's an hour commute to and from the school and my hometown, not driving that every weekday.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>604712
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>604712
>>604717>>604712WELL FUCK THAT THEN. WHO NEEDS TO ROLL?>>604714 all good senpai, we know that struggle or atleast I do.
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>604710I'm not getting fined for sitting through a fake alarm.>>604712
>>604627came out of lurking mode to get a non-blue ID
>>604712>>604717Are we just gud in searching for people?
>>604724How can I be senpai if my choices in waifus and rolls are shit?
>>604734we should grow up to be a Konoha version of a hunter-nin
>>604717>>604718>>604728You head out after the girl, though your loins beg you not to. You figure that you should clear things up with her, not wanting to look like some sort of sex-hungry mountain savage. You don't find her quickly, but you do catch her heading into a house, near the 10/10 weapons shop. You hear her shouting that she's home to someone before sighing. You figure that she's home alone by this. You don't know if you want to bother her at home, but it is odd she's not in a regular genin team. >A) Knock on the door>B) Go home>C) Call your teammates, find out where they are>D) Find someone else (Who?)>E) Go home>F) Something else
>>604789Auto-correct because 4chan hates certain words>>604798>A) Knock on the doorWE'RE GOING IN, FEET FIRST.
>>604798>D)If we know that Momo is here, lets go say hi so that we can make something good of this bad day.
>>604808Momo is still in the Hidden Sand.
>>604798>>604814>B>EGo home, lets not wake the dragon then. Also, why are B and E the same?
>>604798>F) Something else>leave a note pinned to her wall apologizingBEGIN OPERATION S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>>604798>A) Knock on the doorCome on, it couldn't be worse if Country doesn't include seduce option DC 100 again
>>604828AT LEAST I DON'T HIT FOUR YEAR OLDS WITH DICKS
>>604840Country, please, I don't mean to anger you ;;
>>604798>A) Knock on the doorwe're already here, might as well>>604814wait I'm confused, aren't the exams starting today or tomorrow?
>>604877In a month. Or Friday night in real time.
>>604803>>604837>>604877So you're really doing this. Okay. >Writing
This is going to escalate until we're locked in the basement with an entire family tied up and held at knifepoint. The timeskip will be our time in the big house until a civil war breaks out and we escape in a prison riot.
>>604933MASON, WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN?
>>604926If I could, I would have stopped them, senpai. ;;But no, I'm just stuck in a corner, occasionally yelling nonsense that occasionally sounds like Socrates to a few people. No Momo, no success, no point.>>604939They mean that I'm a pitiful excuse for a human being.
>>604926You step onto the doorstep, and knock. The girl opens the door, hair down from her previous two buns, and sweatshirt discarded for a pink t-shirt with a large black konoha symbol on the stomach. She glowers at you when she sees who it is at the door. "Get out of here, Kuro," she tells you, not breaking the glare she has fixed on you. You fidget under her gaze, apologizing for before, and asking about her team. She tells you that you aren't totally forgiven, and that she needed replacements for her former teammates, before abruptly shutting the door in your face. You decide you might as well head home, and on the way check for messages, you see two. One from Hakurin and the other from Momo. You open and reply to Momo's first, it's just asking about the fall weather in Konoha, and what to wear for the exam, you just tell her a sweatshirt and long pants would do. Hakurin's is about the other two teammates of the girl, apparently named Tetsuko. They're Agomaru and Nekohime, from the Cats and Dogs Village, each specializing in what they summon. You thank her for the information. >A) Go home>B) Message Hakurin that your team should do something together>C) Message Hakurin that you and her should do something>D) Something else>>604971Christ guy, chin up.
>>605006>B)Sorry, buddy, but best girl ain't got a chance in either quest I'm in. Ain't got nothing to put my chin up.
>>605024don't worry, I've been suffering for a while now; I'm an 18fag
>>605006>A) Go homeAlso>telling Momo to wear long pants and a sweatshirtWhat a betrayal.
>>605047>>605024You can use D to tell her to wear something else.
>>605047Maybe she can borrow one of ours and cuddle with us before the exam... :^)
>>605047>telling a 10 year old to wear something other then Long pants and a sweatshirt when things get cold.Something slutty outfits aren't good for the health anon.
>>605006>C) Message Hakurin that you and her should do something>Chin up>His waifus always get stomped in the wars>You literally held a poll to see if momo was a trap>All around is shitDice, I really feel for you sometimes
>>605006>C) Message Hakurin that you and her should do somethingIt's time for ME to blatantly waifufag. But seriously,>B) Message Hakurin that your team should do something togetherstill wanna practice combos so we know what we're doing instead of just hoping for the best while in that damn forest
>>605006>A)>D) Go watch some anime and sulk in your lack of social ability.
>>605006>>B) Message Hakurin that your team should do something together
>>605006>A) Go home>>605070Where's the real Jiraya?
>>605089I'm here you slut, I just don't want people to die from the cold. i'm okay with quick and effective killing not a slow painful one. Also shes 10, and I don't want country to write that at all.
>>605089Probably a few pints away
>>605070She's eleven now. Or she will be by the exam.
>>605070Her hot blood can keep her warm, clothes are just a hindrance to mobility. Are you trying to get that poor girl killed when she's unable to maximally utilize her flexibility?
>>605074Feeling sorry for me is like feeling sorry for dog shit for being dog shit.Huh, I feel really bad about all this shit in the quest, and yet I don't bad at all one of the dogs back home died today. Then again, that dog wasn't mine and was an ass to the one who likes to sleep on my bed when I'm home, so maybe that's why.Fuck, now I want to see my dog. Glad I'm going home for the weekend.
>>605096>>605097Looks like it.
>>605099Fuck, he's trying to eliminate girls he sees as useless and he's starting with Momo. ;;
>>605096>I don't want country to write that at all.What about my needs, Jiraiya. >>605102I won't stop you from going for Momo>Also writing
>>605102>Feeling sorry for me is like feeling sorry for dog shit for being dog shit.That's not how you should think.
>>605106>>605099>>605098>>605097Guys please, we can waifu her but we can't let her freeze to fucking death before she can bare us strong kids.>>605112What? Besides, You're one of the first guys here. Feel proud and loud. DON'T STOP CHASING HER DICE. NEVER STOP.>>605114>My needsI.. What the fuck? I might need a few more bottles.
>>605114But Jiraiya will.
>>605125I don't want her to freeze, I didn't vote that.
>>605125It ain't the air that'll freeze you, it's the water. With all those bulky absorbent layers she'll be sure to catch pneumonia and die. Whereas you can swim totally naked in the artic and be fine if you just do some calisthenics to up your heart rate. in addition, lowered sunlight exposure can lead to Vitamin D deficiency, so it's a good idea to expose as much skin as possible to avoid it.
>>605125If you route-lock us with someone else, it's kind of hard not to stop at that point.
>>605165>Giving up hope>In a setting where people come back from the literal fucking deadDice..
I thought we were going to stop with the spaghetti for a little bit?>Sons I am disappoint
>>605047>>605086>>605089Flipped a coin, A won. And you're not going to freeze to death camping for a few days during autumn in Konoha.You decide to go home, and after dinner and watching some movies with your father you turn in for the night. The next day a great opportunity arises. You have a day to train with either Hōōmaru-sensei, your dad, or your sister. Which do you choose?>A) Hōōmaru-sensei>B) Your father>C) Shirou>Take the day off
>>605193>B) Your fatherAs far as I know, he's the least socially retarded
>>605193>C) ShirouTeach us the basics of CQC. or "CQC"
>>605193>>C) ShirouWhat has sis to teach us?
>>605211When has sensei been socially retarded? You and Shirou had to get it somewhere, and successful restaurateurs need SOME charisma...>>605217Stealth techniques and close quarters stuff, mostly.
>>605225She might not be socially retarded, I just dislike genki girls.
>>605174People, not chances at getting best girl. That only works for Hinata when she's getting her best boy.>>605193>B)We haven't hung out with dad much IC.
>>605193>B) Your father
>>605239Country possesses Kishiton and can Plot no Jutsu. Chances always exist, there's even a chance that I slip straight THROUGH the floor next minute.
>>605212>>605213>>605217>>605273What is she training you in? >A) Kenjutsu>B) Improving unassisted stealth>C) A stealth jutsu>D) Something else (What?)
>>605289>C) A stealth jutsuBecause we really need to fucking hide our pasta.
>>605289>D) Seduction>C) A stealth jutsuis fine too
>>605289>B) Improving unassisted stealth
>>605340>Shirou teaching seduction
>>605289>C) A stealth jutsu
>>605345>I said i was wearing my armor! >hahahahaha!
>>605345>Are you sure that's what I'm supposed to do with that>It's what I read in... I mean yes, that's what you do.
Update in a couple minutes, rl shit.
>>605289>C) A stealth jutsuDisappear into the brush
>>605345It'll be a learning experience for everyone!
>>605379I swear to god, Kuro's gonna be alone his whole life because his sister fucked up this shit and scarred him.
>>605298>>605340>>605347>>605374Learning stealth jutsu.>Writing
>>605439Time for best girl to show us her Perv-no-jutsu.
>>605439>was legit worried seduction had won>Fears gone.
Gonna sleep for an hour, hope yoy don't fuck everything up.
>>605451go away, incestanon. our sister doesn't look at the shota dong
>>605462>Was legit excited seduction had won>Joy gone
>>605475>Look at our Massive shota dongftfy
>>605439You ask Shirou to instruct you today. She asks you about what you would like to train. You decide that you would like to learn a jutsu for stealth. She tells you that she has the perfect thing. And hour and a half later, you're in the forest outside of Konoha. And she tells you she has just the jutsu to interfere with your opponents with the sharingan or byakugan, and even sensors in general, so long as they don't use chakradar or contact sensor techniques, as well as another jutsu to help in quick escapes, in wooded areas, at least. You pick up on Hidden Mist Jutsu quickly, your water style acumen helping you pick that up, though Leaf Retreat Jutsu takes a while for you to grasp, though you eventually get it. At the end of the day, you and Shirou head back into the village. When your halfway home, you hear Shirou groan, "Dammit, I ripped my hoodie on a branch," she's holding the hood of the thin garment up, turning her head to look at it, "I'll have to ask mom and dad for a new one, unless you'd buy it for me Kuro." She says the last part as sweetly as possible. >A) Sure>B) Alright, but you have to come with me>C) Mom or dad can buy a new one>D) Do it yourself (85)>E) Something else
>>605510>>B) Alright, but you have to come with me
>>605510>B) Alright, but you have to come with me.EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
>>605510>A)Please don't vote for the 85 one, guys...
>>605521Why? You don't want to critfail and have your NEET sister undergo a public breakdown?
>>605533not particularly no
>>605533I'd rather not tempt the gods' wrath once again, Country.
>>605533She really helped us out, so no. I'm not okay with a NEET breakdown.
>>605510>B) Alright, but you have to come with me
>>605510>B) Alright, but you have to come with meLet's do this! >Shirou's day outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b2vMVMYDnw
Sorry, guys, I'm going on to bed.
>>605519>>605520>>605582You agree to buy her a new sweatshirt, but only on the condition that she comes with you. Your sister goes even paler than usual at this, and tells you that you don't have to buy it. You grab her by the wrist, and practically drag her to a clothing store that you're pretty sure most of her clothes come from. Shirou stays mostly silent, until you request her sweatshirt, so you're sure what to buy. "No Kuro!" she whispers in a harsh tone, "you can find it fine!">A) Convince her (60)>B) Try to find the same one (80)>C) Drop it, you can buy it some other time>D) Something else
>>605473>>605639First Wheel, now you. Dream of Momo, Dice.
>>605648>>A) Convince her (60)
>>605648>A) Convince her (60)What is she wearing under that?
>>605648>A) Convince her (60)"C'mon, I need to know which one to buy or I'll get a shirt of one of those shitty Mist Village Origami shows."
>>605648>A) Convince her (60)
>>605654>>605655>>605660>>605662>>605683I completely forgot that you had to roll. First 3, 1d100.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>605710
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>605710noice
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>605710kek
>>605713what does a crit success for this look like?
>>605713What does this even mean? How do you crit at telling your sister to take her clothes off in public?
>>605713>>605710I ENJOY WHERE THIS IS GOING
>>605713>>605719>>605724>>605729It means that this is a blue board.>Writing
>>605744>Not using paste-bin>Robbing us of thisIf dice would't be bullied without me, I'd drop you off at a Clinch with the uchiha's
>>605752It's not THAT lewd. It's kind of lewd.
>>605744thank you. I don't want to waifu the sister. That produces icky horrid children.
>>605759PASTE BINSHE IS THE PASTA MONSTER. >>605766>Strip>This is sex.... Naiser.. what
>>605766Your mouth says no, but your dice say yes!
>>605766In real life yes, In naruto however...Chakra is a hell of a fix all
>>605770you think you're the only one with a bottle of poison? I make leaps of logic that don't really make sense after they're pointed out.
>>605713Reluctantly, Shirou removes her sweatshirt, and the sports bra that she was wearing...Your face turns redder than an Uzumaki falling asleep at the beach, and you cover your eyes after getting a pretty long look at Shirou's modest chest. Even though she's your older sister, the image of the first breasts you see are burned into your brain, the same milky tone as the rest of her skin, tipped with, well, they were smaller and pinker than you had expected. She hands you both garments, you're both in a changing booth where no one else can see you. You hand her sports-bra back, and look at her once more, struggling to keep your eyes locked with hers. "You-you should put this on." you manage to say. Shirou looks at the undergarment, then at you, then at it, then back at you, and then she turns a chalky white, her eyes roll back into her head, and she collapses on the floor. >A) Dress her>B) Look for a new sweatshirt, leave the bra, she might come to>C) Leave both clothes with her, run>D) Take both clothes and shop for both>E) No write-ins
>>605791>D) Take both clothes and shop for both>tfw best choices are just handed over.
>>605791>>A) Dress her
>our bloodline is actually weaponized awkwardness>our true feelings are so horribly awkward and inappropriate that when expressed through Ninshu they cause physical injury>chakra sensors pass out foaming at the mouth>mind readers go insane >>605791>D) Take both clothes and shop for bothGotta make sure they match.
>>605791>A) Dress herThen look for a new shirt for her.
Don't overlook the awkwardness potential for Shirou trapped half-naked in a store while Kuro tries to convince a saleswoman he's allowed to be in the women's changing room.
>>605861>Somebody just spots the body passed out>Little kid with a bra and shirt>Excuse me Ma'am, where are these at? We'd like to get our sister them.>Where's your sister?>Shows the body
>>605791>A) Dress herFunny enough, this is similar to the first pair of tits I've ever seen
>>605871Tell us the story while I write, but remember, if the board is blue, no boners for you. >Writing
>>605870>Shirou wakes up in the dressing room half naked>panics and activates ANBU mode>hanging invisible from the ceiling with a garrote made out of her own hair>meanwhile Kuro finally convinces the clerk he's just trying to get something for his sister>leads her to the room she was in>Shirou drops from the ceiling and puts her in a stranglehold>Somehow manage to pull her off before she kills the woman but she's still rabid so he has to nock her out>tie her up with her own bra and gag her>try to smuggle her out under an oversized trenchcoat>Sensei walks into the store and greets Kuro>As he desperately tries to smalltalk his way out of the store Shirou begins slowly waking up
Our seduction skills may be a very rare kekei mora that casts a genjutsu on anyone vaguely attracted to us.
>>605897If only anon, If only.
>>605877>I'm 14>Older sister is 16>Hear her call out that she needs help with a bra in her room>I walk in not expecting much>C cup breasts right in my face>mental shutdown>she can't find her favorite set so she's running around her room topless looking for it>I find it slightly under bed and put it on her>Her tits have forever been ingrained in my mindNothing too big but this little shenanigan moment reminded me of it
>>605904At least we can awkwardly try to put Shirou's clothes on, getting them incredibly ruffled, then have her wake up and briefly struggle with us, attracting a salsewoman who sees us wrestling partially naked, thinks we're doing it, recognizes Shirou and calls her parents to tell them she's been caught having sex in the changing room, and then describes her "boyfriend" to them over the phone.
My hour turned 1.5. You.... are OK, at least at rolling.
>>605794>>605825>>605871You sit your sister on the bench, trying not to touch her too much, as that could be bad. You slip her sports bra over her head, and get her arms through it, it's not too hard to get on because she is pretty light. She comes too as your about to leave the booth, and apologizes, telling you not to tell anyone. You agree. Of course, it took a while for her to say this, due to embarrassed stammering and stumbling over her words, but she got it out eventually. Exiting the booth and going into the store, devoid of people besides the cashier, you begin your search for a sweatshirt like the one Shirou was wearing. It appears the cashier didn't notice where you came from, as she's listening to earbuds, and facing the entrance to the store. You find a number of sweatshirts matching Shirou's one in size and look. You buy six, each in different colors, to make up for what happened. You also do it so she'll at least have something sort-of clean clothes to wear, god knows she doesn't know how laundry works. You return with the sweatshirts, and give the bag to Shirou. She picks the green one to wear out of the store. It's certainly an awkward walk home. >End ThreadDidn't get as far as I wanted, so I'll probably do a shortened thread tomorrow/Wednesday.The rest of the schedule for this week is:Late shortened thread FridayFull thread Saturday and Sunday.
>>605927It's hard work being this socially awkward
>>605927>proceed too text ALL SEEING EYE to come over now.
>>605927Returned in time, I see. Thanks for running
>>605920Topkek. >>605918That would have been pretty funny, but I wouldn't do that to your parents. Especially after you turned down training with your father or sensei, and instead chose your sister. They would think you just ran off to Targaryen all day. And imagine what sensei would do!>>605916Not what I expected, didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would. Just for that, I'm killing your favorite girl, who is she?>>605897This also would have been great, but I wouldn't do that to Kuro. Sensei would cyberbully him to suicide. >>605901>very rare kekei moraBy definition Kekkai Mora are rare. Also, that would make for an interesting ability, but no. >>605932It's not your fault that your socially awkward!>>605933She would need SOME romancing first. >>605934Heh, thanks for coming.
>>605944>need some romance>Shes already watched us do some shiteK. you mean permission from her parents right? Thanks for the run btw.
>>605962No problem, thanks for coming. She could be persuaded to go around her parents' backs.
>>605944Here's to more ""accidental"" firsts with Big Sis!
>>605974not even i'm that stupid Country. NOW on missions? Well, why not enjoy the wine right?
>>605944What, would you like me to go into detail what her tits looked like? I'll do it to save the best girl our sister!
>We are once more Lewd Genin QuestYou know what, for once, I'm glad you people took the path you did.
>>605986I did miss the lewds.We need to grab Sensei's ass again
>>605986We need more lewd quests>HomuraWell I guess she and kuro both enjoy women
>>605997I'm curious. If you come up against a girl in the third round assuming you get that far. Will you attempt grab-ass?>>606001And they both make bad decisions regularly.
>>606005>Will you attempt grab-assDepends on the assAll I know is i've come up with a few jokes for the exams in regards to certain people
>>606008Really? Do tell.
>>606005>Probably not tbqh>Sensei's special in that regard
>>606005I suggest we do more then that. Our enemy will never be able to fight us effectively.
>>606011Stabbing an Uchiha in the eyes is a joke right?Kidding~ Cat princesses' name is a given, scaring the shit out of Momo's teammate, rapping badly amoing other things>>606023>MomoDo not molest the loli>KayaI mean sure, but she'd try to kill us a bit harder>RyukoDelinquent, out of the picture immediately>HimaraseWe know people from other villages better so nah>HakurinYes, just to see her reaction
Man i just want to brutally beat down those rain gennin. Fucking assholes. >>606037Arent they all lolis?
>>606052You haven't met anyone from the Rain, or anyone from any other major minor village.
>>606005>>606027Kuro is a one-man stripping machine. No girl's chastity is safe in his presence. >>606023>MomoToo many layers is bad for your skin.>KayaAll that hot blooded rivalry is making her overheat, we have to help her>RyukoI like my insides ON the inside>HimaraseWho?>HakurinTunabout is fair play, she's been stripping us with her eyes, but those of us not possessing the Byakugan will have to use our hands
>>606052Yeah but it seems as though Momo won't change from that very much. I could of course, be wrong, and Country could have her grow up to be a stacked, six foot tall bombshell
I just want to see the girls that crush on Kuro explode from teasing. I think it would be the funniest thing.
>>606056Shit, I was thinking of those assholes on the train that genjutsud us
>>606073That was Kaya, the Uchiha from mistShe doesn't like Kuro very much
>>606073Team Tonakai, they're from the Mist. Jensho who hates you, Kaya who severely dislikes you, and Tenburo who thinks you're okay.
>>606005depends on the girl. Any random ho, sure yeah why notbut Momo? nah we respect that shit
>>606060So she's our Hinata? I'm cool with that, though probably not gonna happen based on who she's an expy of.>>606098Head pats for Momo, nothing less cute for cutest girl.
>>606023>MomoRather go for a sister from another mother approach>KayaIs that remotely even a thing?>RyukoSometimes all people need is a chance and some kindness, they can surprise you.>HimaraseDon't remember the character>HakurinNot a bad choice, a bit surprised she's our "girl next door" option but she's pretty cool.
>>606023>MomoA best, only for cuddles and head-pats>KayaMaybe by accident, but all-around nobueno>RyukoProbably not >HimaraseNeed to talk to her at some point >HakurinMaybe. Depends on popular sentiment
>>606023>MomoA best, needs hugs and head-pats, need Kuro's love and have children with him that are showered in love>KayaUchiha, right? Disgusting, only bestbro Uchiha is good Uchiha.>RyukoNah.>HimaraseUzumaki? Meh.>HakurinDefinitely a cute.
>>607457Once again dice shows off his best opinions
>>607490Give it till the end of the next thread tonight, you'll realize that my opinions are shit.
>>607644That's what you told me last time (hint- you were wrong)
>>607655Well, I guess I finally have an excuse to use this picture.
Early thread tomorrow, delaying from today because I had plans I forgot about.
>>608049>Have a free night>Delayed>Running tomorrow >Have work
Atleast he's not Soma you guys.
Did someone say thread tonight? Because thread tonight.
>>610222Thread tonight starting when?
>>610269Around five, it'll probably be shortened though.
>>610222Lewding our sister more when?
>>610480Never, only fluffy and cuddly lewds with Momo allowed in this quest.
I just have to order dinner, then we can get started.
Future Naruto QuestThis quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same. However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series. You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Genin of eleven years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin. Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQMPastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/eyXSDiMHLast Quest, you spent a day with your sister, and went one step closer to becoming a man.
>>610892You saved me from dying of boredom today. Thank you, Country
>>610892I still wanna know who we got the pasta spillage from.
>>610892Stop posting that missing middle name for Jimmaru, it's making me paranoid. He's edgelord Hyuga-Uchiha's brother or cousin, isn't he.>>610907Clearly Dad, Mom's got a successful business and shit.
It's a week after your awkward day with your sister, and you've spent it under the tutelage of your father and sister training your hand seals and stealth, you've made some inroads, but both of them are going on missions later today. Hōōmaru-sensei is also unavailable today, training Jimmaru exclusively to enhance his ninjutsu, which they've been focusing on together, due to your sensei thinking Jimmaru has potential in it. There are three weeks to the start of the Chunin Exam, and you should spend as much time as possible training for it. >A) Find someone to train with (Who?)>B) Go visit someone (Who?)>C) Take some time off>D) Train on your own>E) Something else (What?)
>>610942>A) Find someone to train with (Teammates?)WE MUST ENSURE WE CAN PROPER PULL OFF OUR ATTACKS, properly.
>>610953Yeah team coordination is important.
>>610942>A) Find someone to train with (Who?)>HakurinWe can practice spraying our sticky goo all over her.I really think that starch syrup technique could be game-changing. >>610953>>610986Only Hakurin is available, sensei and Jimmaru are fuc-training in the woods.
>>610942>D) Train on your ownBut go to a place where you are likely to run into somebody
>>610942How difficult would it be to make a starch clone? Water clones aren't very good at their job, but clones that trap weapons inside them and explode into superglue when killed are a pretty good anti-taijutsu/capture solution.As a bonus, the easiest and quickest way to escape from the sticky goo is to strip naked
>>611007We should make oobleck clones. How fucking sweet would that be?
A wins, real life delays me though. >For all intents and purposes, writing
Sadly, I need some sleep, so I'd appear near the end of thread or even after. Sorry, guys.
50 minutes to deliver a goddamned sandwich.>>610953>>610986>>610990You decide that you would like to polish your techniques and combinations with Hakurin, and set off to the Hyuuga Compound, issuing a farewell to your sister ad father on the way out the door. Both of their missions are taking them far afield, but both will be back before the start of the Chunin Exams. You head through the village, not running into anyone you know, and make your way to the Hyuuga Compound rather quickly. You're granted access right away, being Hakurin's teammate, and go to her family's manor. You figure the courtyard would be the best place to start, so that's where you go. When you get there, you don't find Hakurin, but rather, a younger girl who looks a lot like her, clad in a flashy shirt and shorts flying towards you. >A) Catch her! (25)>B) Dodge! (20)>C) Catch her and throw her back at whoever she was sparring/training with! (30)
>>611115>C) Catch her and throw her back at whoever she was sparring/training with! (30)Can't pass up on an exiting game of loli tossing!
>>611115>AFound another stray, guys.
>>611115>C) Catch her and throw her back at whoever she was sparring/training with! (30)"Good luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
>>611115>C) Catch her and throw her back at whoever she was sparring/training with! (30)
>>611115>>C) Catch her and throw her back at whoever she was sparring/training with! (30)
>>611134>>611136>>611146>>611152Roll! 1d100, first three!
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>611159
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>611159We're an awful person
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>611159easy
>>611164You catch the small girl as she flies into you, and she looks up with the clan's trademark pale eyes. "Oh thank you! I thought I was going t-" she's stopped abruptly as you grab her by the waistband and back of the collar, and throw her back at the person who propelled her into the air in the first place. You're fairly certain that he's Hakurin's brother, who you've seen from a distance, but never talked to. The girl you just threw is likely her sister, who you know exists, but this would be your first interaction with her if this is. The older boy grins, thrusting his palm forward, and using Vacuum Wall Palm to shoot the girl back at you. >A) Catch her, don't throw her back (30)>B) Dodge! (25)>C) Catch her, throw her back (35)
>>611209>C) Catch her, throw her back (35)NO BACKING DOWN NOW!
>>611209>A) Catch her, don't throw her back (30)God fucking Damnit, you guys are already bullying lolis
>>611209>A) Catch her, don't throw her back (30)That wasn't very nice. We're not playing ping-pong here.
>>611220Bullying lolis is our bloodline ability.
>>611209>C) Catch her, throw her back (35)TOSS THE LOLI!
>>611209>C) Catch her, throw her back (35)
>>611209>C) Catch her, throw her back (35)This is the best thing ever.
>>611229I though that was being awkward and kicking the shit out of girls?
>>611242So you're saying we should punt the loli?
>>611232>>611230>>611219>>611238I'll take "How to piss off a Waifu" for 500, Country.
>>611245You cannot punt the loli. >>611246But her brother is enjoying it Dice, and you know what they say; bros before hoes.
>>611250DAMMIT, JIRAIYA, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BETTER THAN THIS!>>611252This guy ain't a bro, he's the equivalent to Jimmaru if Jimmaru was the asshole of a nice Uchiha clan. Ain't gonna bro with this fag.
>>611257>>611252ROUND, ROUND THE LOLI GOES.
>>611257What's wrong with helping your sister train endurance? She needs to be ready for the Academy.
>>611245That depends. Do we plan on waifuing her? Cuz our modus operandi seems to be to kick the shit out of a person, then to waifu them.
>>611209>CInsomnia again, coooooool
>>611259That's it, I don't want us going near Momo because you fuckers treat lolis like Ike in the first episode of South Park.>>611263Bullying does not build endurance or character, it only causes us Sudden 64 Trigram To The Chest Syndrome when Hakurin finds out.
>>611276Kick the loli!
>>611242Isn't that just bullying? >>611246If it comes down to a choice between bullying and Hakurin, I'm sorry but Hakurin loses by default. Bullying is the core of Kuro's life and being, to deny it is to deny his own existence. That's why best girl is Shirou, she's the most bulliable of all. Hell, she bullies herself!
>>611219>>611230>>611232>>611238>>611250>>611265>>611275Roll! 1d100, first three! >>611280You. I like you.
>>611281>Bullying is the core of our characterGod, Kuro really has become a shithead.
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>611284
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>611284
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>611284Lolis fuel my dice
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>611284s-senpai
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>611284>You like him for saying the joke when I was the one who basically made it;;>>611291WHEEL, GO TO SLEEP!
>>611284>>611293TOSS THE LOLI
>>611286See pic. >>611293https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75kHq9cHSEg
>>611299>WHEEL, GO TO SLEEP!Nope.
>>611309Jesus, I feel sorry for the 98 anon... Oh wait, no I don't because he rolled a crit on bullying a kid. :^|
>>611293I forgot I had three of these. >Writing
>>611291>>611293>>611297You catch the little girl again, who's hands are now covering her eyes. This time though, you catch her by the scruff of the neck and waistband immediately, spin around, and throw her back at her brother, despite her protests. However, the small girl's head is buried in your catch partner's stomach, and his dojutsu deactivates as he clutches his stomach, and falls to his knees, coughing. The little girl gets up, rubbing the top of her head, and rushed over to you, activating her byakugan. >A) Run away (15)>B) Yell for Hakurin>C) Engage her in combat! (50)>D) Try to reason with her>E) Something else (what?)
>>611345>C) Engage her in combat! (50)>D) Try to reason with herDefense only, try to explain while blocking her attacks
>>611345>>D) Try to reason with herHey, you won your spar thanks to me
>>611345>E) Something else (what?)>STICKY WHITE STUFFShe's tired of flying, glue her to the ground!
>>611345>A)>>611350How the fuck do you explain the bullying, man?
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>611345Engage the Loli. Then immediately apologize after we get her under wraps.Give her a lil noggie too.
>>611350I should have specified, I need a write in if you try and reason with her, because I don't know what would compel someone to play loli toss. >>611359DC 40
>>611345>D) Try to reason with her"Hey now, I help you beat your bro. Your Ma and Pa will be so happy!">E) Something else (what?)Pray that this works
>>611361Explain might not be the right wordApologize I guess
>>611368The odds are on my side! Join me in hosing down this loli! We can reason with her after she's restained.
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>611368
>>611345>C) Engage her in combat! (50)>D) Try to reason with her.>>611350This anon nailed it.
>>611388>>611372How are you going to explain it to her? Just saying sorry won't work.
>>611397>E) Glue her to the ground>D) Try to reason with her"I was just helping you in your fight! look, you win!"
>>611397Just apologize and try to keep defending until she tires herself out. She's not even a genin yet, she can't last as long as Kuro with his crazy stamina
>>611397>>611403>>611405>These anons start the bullying, expecting no retribution>Payback comes and now they're trying to just apologize like nothing happenedNone of you deserve Momo, nor does Kuro.
>>611397>>611405Also say we helped her win too, no reason not to throw that in
>>611397GLUE AND REASON
>>611408YOU TAKE THAT BACKI will straight up kill a bitch for Momo
>>611350>>611358>>611370>>611388>>611405Roll for defense, 5d100, first three. >>611408Don't worry Dice, Kuro won't have to deal with Momo judging him for long. >>611416Pretty sure CD/D won. >>611422Put your money where your mouth is during the Exams, double dubs.
>>611408YOU FOOL! Acting like nothing happened is just another aspect of the bullying!
>>611345>C) Engage her in combat! (50)
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>611435Best apology ever incoming
Rolled 13, 58, 89, 48, 44 = 252 (5d100)>>611435
Rolled 40, 74, 69, 64, 83 = 330 (5d100)>>611422Momo loves hugging and us being a loving guy, not bullying and being us a murderer.>>611435</3
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>611435
Rolled 53, 86, 94, 43, 6 = 282 (5d100)>>611435I welcome death with open arms
Rolled 89, 53, 16, 74, 72 = 304 (5d100)>>611435Wait I'm retarded
Rolled 68, 21, 89, 29, 97 = 304 (5d100)>>611435Damn, 5d100.
>>611447>>611451>>61145653, 85, 94, 64, 83
>>611447>>611451>>611456The incoming Academy student leaps at you, striking with her gentle fist as you bob and weave, dodge, back up, and generally evade her strikes. The Hyuuga girl tires out quickly, panting and sweating heavily as she sits on the floor with deactivated byakugan. "Hyaku!" You hear a voice shout, and the girl looks up, it's the Hyuuga Clan Head, Hakurin and her siblings' father. The girl looks up at him, blushing, "What's the meaning of this?" "Hakurin's boyfriend was playing catch with brother!" she says indignantly, "Using me as the ball!"He turns to you, shaking his head disapprovingly, " Kuro is Hakurin's teammate," he corrects her, "and if you're looking for Hakurin, she's at someone else's house, sorry to disappoint." You thank him, and leave the compound, thinking about what to do today. >A) Find someone else (Who?)>B) Go home>C) Train on your own>D) Something else
>>611549>C) Train on your own
>>611549>Clan head shakes head at usWell, we're never getting accepted into this family. Nice work, guys.>A)Sensei? Jimmaru?
>>611566>Well, we're never getting accepted into this family. Nice work, guys.That's a big fucking leap. >Sensei? Jimmaru?You'd interrupt his one-on-one training?
>>611549D) Something elseActually I came here to train with hakurins brother(He's probably cool, we played Loli toss together so we've already bonded)
>>611574Fuck, that's right. I guess>C)Then.
>>611561>>611564>>611565>>611569>>611615You decide to train on your own. What do you train?>A) Ninjutsu>B) Taijutsu>C) Genjutsu>D) Bukijutsu>E) Stamina>F) Strength>G) Something else (What?)
>>611626Effective and easy to train alone>F) Strength
>>611626>F) StrengthTime to get SHREDDED!
>>611626>F)Time to swole and get strong enough to protect Momo.
>>611626>E) StaminaUseful for just about everything. Including spamming our growing collection of jutsu.
>>611637>>611643>>611646>>611668You train strength that day, choosing to do so at the gym your family has a membership to. After that you go home and spend the night alone. Two weeks of training with your team and without, it's a week before the Chunin Exams, and the foreign teams are starting to arrive. You chose not to see the teams arriving, because Shirou's information was up to date except for the Cats and Dogs team. The day after the teams from the Hidden Mist arrive, you get a call. >A) Answer it>B) Don't answer it>C) Something else
>>611744>A) Answer itTHE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!
>>611744>A) Answer it
>>611744>>A) Answer it
>>611744>A) Answer it>WHO IS THIS?
>>611746>>611750>>611761>>611763>>611770You pick it up, greeting whoever's on the other end. "Hey Kuro, it's Himarase Uzumaki, can you come over to the Uzumaki compound? I have something important to talk to you about."You ask her what it's about. "Well, Hakurin told me all about that mission on the train, and I thought you would want to know a little more about fighting Uzumakis, y'know?">A) I'll be right over>B) I know enough, thanks>C) Something else
>>611846>C) Something else"I'm already half way there"
>>611846>A) I'll be right overWe're either going to be japed or raped.
>>611846>A) I'll be right over
>>611855>>611856>>611859>>611873>>611881>>611885You tell her that you'll be right there, and head to the clan district closer to Hokage Tower than the one containing the Hyuga and Uchiha Clans, containing the Sarutobi, Uzumaki, and Namikaze clans, among others. You've never actually been to the Uzumaki compound before, so you accidentally walk into the Namikaze one first, before turning on your heel and hurrying out. You find the Uzumaki compound soon after, an open area that you wouldn't guess was a clan compound but for the sign above the entrance with "Uzumaki Clan Compound" written on it. The girl who called you is leaning against the signpost, eyes half shut, seemingly asleep there. You go over and shake her. "Took you long enough Kuro, did you need to um...?" she makes a motion with her hand, you're pretty sure what she means by it. You just shake your head and she waves for you to follow her, leading you to the largest house in the compound, she opens the door, inviting you in. You step past the threshold, and she puts on a kettle of tea, with two cups, asking if you want some. You politely decline, and she just shrugs, before coming to sit down across from you at the kitchen table. "So Kuro, what do you want to know about fighting my distant relations?">A) The best counter to them>B) How to counter their stamina>C) What the best defense to chakra chains is>D) What's the real reason you called me here? ;^)>E) Something else
>>611992>D) What's the real reason you called me here?THESE OPTIONS
>>611992>D) What's the real reason you called me here?She called us out here without any prompting what so ever, ready to hand out the secret of beating her clan.That's bullshit.
>>611992>D) What's the real reason you called me here?I think I can guess. The only question is, are we onboard for this?
>>611992>C) What the best defense to chakra chains is
>>612006She was actually talking about the redhead Uzumaki's, two of which are in the Chunin Exam.
>>611992>D) What's the real reason you called me here?
>>612022Yeah, but those still have the same abilities as her clan. I'm fairly sure actually telling us how to get around her clan's abilities would be a bad move on her part.
>>612040Konoha Uzumaki's have actually pretty much lost their fuinjutsu prowess. Also the redheads tend to have more stamina and chakra be default.
>>612011Ask yourself what the first thing she said when we woke her up from her daydream was. She's Hakurin's rival, determined to one-up her in every possible way! We all knew this confrontation was coming. What's the game plan? Because I don't think she's going to take no for an answer. Of course, I could be totally wrong. She might have just invited her rival's teammate over to her house out of the blue for no reason just to discuss how to improve his chances in the upcoming chunin exams. Maybe she's just really friendly and helpful.
>>612051So it's common for them to talk about how to get around Uzumaki bullshit?
>>612000>>612006>>612011>>612031"What's the real reason you called me out here, Hima?" you ask, "You wouldn't just tell me to come all the way out here just to tell me how to defeat your clan, so why did you really call me out here?"She looks offended at this, but grins in understanding as to why you'd ask that. "Well, I know you've fought the 'other kind' of Uzumaki before, so I thought I'd give you some pointers on how to fight them." She walks around the table to you. "Though I will admit I had... ulterior motives." She winks at you, going to sit on your lap, until the whistle of the kettle disturbs her. "Damn," she says under her breath, "Well Kuro, do you want to know about my clan's predecessor, or not?" >A) I'll hear about it>B) No thanks
>>612107>A) I'll hear about it
>>612107>>A) I'll hear about it
>>612107>C) I do not consent.
>>612107>C) I need an adult.
>>612107>A) I'll hear about itMy body is ready
>>612107Put on hand on her thigh and let her explain.
>>612114>>612117>>612118>>612122>>612132>>612134>>612135>>612136>>612141You tell Himarase that you do want to know about beating Uzumaki's, and she picks up a tray with the kettle, teacups, and leads you upstairs to a room containing a positively ancient woman, who Himarase introduces as her great-great aunt, Himawari Uzumaki. You bow, and the old woman greets you. Your former classmate pours out two cups, and puts the tray down on an end table in the spacious room. "So, my niece tells me that you've butted heads with members of my grandmother's clan in the past?" Himawari asks you. >A) Yes>B) Just one>C) No, I'm just preparing for the Chunin Exam>D) Something else
>>612198>B) Just one
>>612198>D) That and there's a couple in the Chunin exams. But I'm still suspicious as to why you're so willing to talk about it...are the Uzumaki always so open about what they can do?
>>612205>>612208>>612246You tell her that's right, and she goes on to talk about a bit of the Uzumaki clan's history, up to the Seventh Hokage. "The Uzumaki Clan is descended from the youngest son of the younger son of the Sage of the Six Paths," she begins, "and as such, the purest Uzumaki posses even more vitality than the Senju of old," she takes a detour, "it isn't wise to take on an Uzumaki, Konoha or otherwise, in a prolonged fight, you should aim to disable or take them out early on, no matter what." She sips her tea, "The Uzumaki settled down early, in a village called Uzushiogakure, where they perfected the art of fuinjutsu, which was largely lost after the deaths of Mito Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze. The village itself was destroyed during the First Shinobi World War, Uzumaki from outside Konoha claim descendance from there, and still hold grudges against the Leaf because of a perceived slight." She shakes her head and sighs. "The Uzumaki clan was refounded in the Hidden Leaf by my father, Naruto Uzumaki, the Seventh Hokage, this hasn't made relations between us and our scattered family an easier." Her great-grandniece makes a motion as if to make her continue. "Oh yes," the ancient Uzumaki shakes herself out of it, "You want to know how to fight the Uzumaki clan." She takes a deep breath, "you'll want to take them out early, if possible, like I said." She finishes the cup of tea Himarase poured for her, and puts it down, her relative pouring another. "As for chakra chains, genin won't be able to manipulate them much, they'll travel laterally and be easy to dodge, if there's a fuinjutsu specialist, try to overwhelm them before they set up too much." Himarase thanks her, and bows out, dragging you along with her after a rushed thanks. When you're downstairs, she speaks, "So was that enough?" She asks, stepping closer to you, "Cause information like that isn't free." She has a very suggestive tone, and says it with a wink. >A) I'd like to know more>B) Yes, that was, what do you want?>C) Yes, that was (Shunshin to escape) (55)>D) Something else
>>612359>C)No Momo, no gogo.
>>612359>B) Yes, that was, what do you want?
>>612359>B) Yes, that was, what do you want? >>612367Whatever could you mean, this is obviously a totally innocent request. She probably just wants some help on the farm. Maybe plowing a field, choking a chicken, milking a cow, planting some seeds, fertilizing crops, etc...
>>612359>C) Yes, that was (Shunshin to escape) (55)
>>612359>>B) Yes, that was, what do you want?Bitch be trolling us.
>>612384>plowing a field, choking a chicken, milking a cow, planting some seeds, fertilizing crops, etc...
>>612359Wait, so, now we're waifuing Naruto's daughter? Who's like...100 years old?
>>612408No, your classmate with a similar name. You could try to waifu Naruto's widower daughter, if you wanted. You couldn't succeed, but you could try.
>>612408Who said anything about waifuing. This is just a little favor between friends.
Wait, isn't this the girl thats got a rivalry with our teammate?Fuck, no wonder she wants to bang kuro.
>>612372>>612378>>612384>>612388>>612395"Well..." she says with a giggle, walking her fingers down your chest, "Hakurin and I have always had a friendly rivalry, y'know, so I just feel compelled to one-up her sometimes." Her fingers are dancing down your stomach now, "especially when it involves something that just sounds great, or really appealing," she licks her lips, both hand touching your hips now. She looks up at you, "She told me about the hotel room," you're pretty sure you're a little red at this point, "so I figured, as a bit of a deal, I give you information, and just get a little touch in return, sound fair?" She's giving you awfully innocent puppy-dog eyes for what she's asking. >A) Alright...>B) No>C) Something else This write in will be under strict scrutiny.
>>612470>A) Alright...IT BEGINS
>>612470>C) Something else This write in will be under strict scrutiny.>How about the full package?> if not permitted, I vote A
>>612470>C) Something elsepic related>No)
>>612470>C. You wot?
>>612470>C) Something elseJust a touch?
>>612470>B) Ah. Well, you can take your touch by kissing my ass. How's that sound?
>>612470>>A) Alright...Its just a touch. Hell, this might make our teammate escalate from there when she hears about it.
>>612517>>612518>>612520You back up, away from her touch, "What exactly do you mean by a touch...?" You ask the blonde nervously, as she approaches you, and you feel a wall against your back. "I think you know exactly what I mean, Kuro?" she says with a predatory expression and a purr. You realize that your back is against the front door. >A) I have no idea what you mean (Lie) (80)>B) Alright, just a touch.>C) Escape! (60)>D) Something else
>>612572>B) Alright, just a touch.
>>612572>D) This is...extremely shady. And petty. And morally wrong. This is very, very awful in all of the worst ways. You'd really whore yourself out just to spite Hakurin? That...is incredibly self-centered, and stupid, and wrong. And awful. So no, absolutely not.
>>612577>>612582>>612583You people disgust me.Hakurin's watching us now, you realize?
inb4 this is the trap character
>>612572>C) Escape! (60)
>>612587Just as keikaku
>>612572Alternatively>D) PUNCH HER IN THE FACE ON REFLEX
>>612587>Not doing whatever it takes for our team to win>Not forcing her to step up her game>Not teasing her to the point of her breaking down. having morals on the internet.
>>612572>C) Escape! (60)Bust a move nigga!
>>612587That would be a good twist, but no. >>612589Only one way to find out>>612604Sometimes you go to far, Jiraiya
>>612604>Not turning it around on her.>>612572>D) Move up close to her, tell her you'll give her more than just a touch if she wants it. Two touches, three, ten, wherever she might want~ With whatever~ she might want.
>>612611I'm a monster. Sue me>>612615Damn, Next time I'm voting too turn it around.
>>612572>C.Please save yourselves for Hakurin
>>612572>D) Something elseSeems like you get more out of this. How about we even it up and I get a "peek"
>>612628Too late, Heretic
>>612628>>612615First we let her attempt to handle our girth. Then the TRUE bullying can begin! Wax on, wax off, give and take! You must be bullied to bully in return!
>>612648She's going to just walk off after copping a feel. Better to deny it means anything to us if we let her do that.
>>612662>Walk off>Not returning it via feeling her arse up.
>>612662I don't think so, Hakurin got to see the full monty up close and personal. Stopping now would be admitting defeat!
>>612572>>C) Escape! (60)>Manwhoring for spite ladyC'mon now lads
>>612572>C) Escape! (60)>>612672>>612676Yeah, neither of you knows how girls work. So I'm going with this.
>>612685I have a feeling someone who runs away in this situation doesn't have a lot of hands on knowledge.
>>612685>>612615>>612598>>612579I seriously can't tell if your trying to samefag with ID's or don't understand to link your fucking posts to say you changed your mind.
>>612577>>612582>>612583>>612614You tell her that it's alright, if it's just a touch. The blonde's eyes light up and she licks her lips, cracking her knuckles as she approaches you, running her hands down your body once more before her right one darts under the waistbands of both your pants, and underwear. You feel her surprisingly soft hand on you as she grimaces, tutting to you, "Come on Kuro, I need the full experience." Despite the stirring you feel, you push her off, telling her you agreed on just a touch, and she frowns, calling you a spoilsport. You two walk back to the entrance of the compound side-by-side when you walk by her house, "Say, Kuro, are you sure you don't want to offer me any more? It'd be great 'team-building' for the exam." She says, trying to put on a seductive voice. >A) I said no before>B) You got what you wanted, so this is going to require something else in return>C) Just shunshin away>D) Say nothing, walk away>E) Something else
>>612708>E) Something else"Sorry, you're cute, but you're not that cute. This was just for the information."
>>612708>B) You got what you wanted, so this is going to require something else in returnIS SHE TRULY THIS MUCH OF A WHORE? jesus chirst if we legit earn more from her and its useful. I don't see an issue.
>>612708>C) Just shunshin away
>>612721Pretty sure Kuro is the whore in this situation.
>>612708>>E) Something elseStop being such a pussy and take charge. Fist step, rip her clothes off.
>>612733>Learning information for you team and gaining assetsThis is called being a ninja, Doing what it takes to complete the mission. AKA getting us the fuck through the exams.
>>612708>B) You got what you wanted, so this is going to require something else in return >>612721Not a whore, a HOT BLOODED RIVAL!
>>612708>>612714Adding>C) Just shunshin awayto this.
>>612743No, Jiraiya, this is you being a pervert and a whore. If you want to be a ninja, get the information from her under your own circumstances. Don't let her touch, don't let her feel, don't do what she OR your body want. Play her like a fiddle (finger work included), and do not let her set the terms.Dominate her, get the information, leave her unsatisfied, and remain in absolute control of your own body's desires, instead of letting them control you.But you'd never do that, would you? Because it's not about the information. It's about what you can get out of her.
I feel like the Ginyu Squad has dropped in from space to enact operation cockblock. We've swelled to triple the normal population for the last few votes, all on one side. Either way of interpreting this is weird.
>>612777You wanna jack off so bad, there's all the porn ever elsewhere on the internet. Don't ruin this story.
>>612765Mother fucker, First you try samefagging or are super stupid in stating you're changing your vote. Second you're not willing to see what else we can learn. Knowledge if power you stupid fuck and if you are't willing to use all your weapons you aren't gonna succeed. The ends justify the means. And finally last but not lessed, Who gives a damn? I'm 2 bottles into my whiskey. >>612777Nah, just one dude constantly posting a different vote. No sex, just trying too learn whatever we can. But you know, why would having an IN to a major clan matter.
>>612794>But you know, why would having an IN to a major clan matter.Uzumaki are in decline, Hyuga still going strong. Hima is inherently inferior to Hakurin in that regard. Go to bed, Jiraiya, you're drunk.
>>612708>B) You got what you wanted, so this is going to require something else in return
>>612732>>612752>>612759You don't dignify her with a response, and simply shunshin away. You hear angered huffing as you jump from rooftop to rooftop, though it quickly drops from earshot as your speed lets you cover the distance back home quickly. You step through the door to the greetings of your father. You give him a simple hello, as you're not really in the mood to talk at the moment. You come back downstairs a few minutes later, more willing to talk. You just talk missions and the exam with your dad for a bit. After supper, you get a message from Jimmaru, asking if you want to scout out the foreign genin teams. >A) No, I have my information, and I don't want to anger any more of them>B) Sure, but we have to be stealthy>C) Something else
>>612708>C) Just shunshin awayAnons pls
>>612708They actually did it, the madmen >C) Just shunshin away
>>612812>B) Sure, but we have to be stealthy
>>612812>A) No, I have my information, and I don't want to anger any more of themYo that Uchiha girl just touched my dick dude
Two things:>1: Please stay civil.>2: I really hope there isn't samefaggign going on, otherwise, I might have to discount people's votes.
>>612812>B) Sure, but we have to be stealthy. SOS
>>612823Er I mean other Naruto name
>>612812>B) Sure, but we have to be stealthyFuck, I was in a super long battle in a vidya. I would've voted to get more info from the Uzumaki
>>612812>>A) No, I have my information, and I don't want to anger any more of them
>>612812>B) Sure, but we have to be stealthy>Don't you anons want to impress our sister?
>>612628I would sue you, but as usual, it wouldn't matter because you and the others would just kick the loli.>>612812>B)Also, Kuro sold his body for information, he is the whore.
>>612824>2 we can try if ya want
>>612824>1. Glad I was talking/discussing politics with my roommate during it then.>2. Samefags, please go to bed.
>>612819>>612821>>612825>>612838>>612847>>612851>>612866>>612872Well, if you're all so sure about spying on them....Who are you spying on first? Unlike the information, this actually matters.>A) The Stone teams (5)>B) The Mist teams (4)>C) The Sand team (3)>D) The Cloud team (2)>E) The Cats and Dogs team (1)The total of the teams you spy on has to be equal to or less than five. You already know one of the Mist teams, and the Sand and Cloud teams. >>612866>Also, Kuro sold his body for information, he is the whore.Dice getting it surprisingly right in this thread.
>>612895>E) The Cats and Dogs team (1)>B) The Mist teams (4)
>>612900>>612895Shit, I forgot to mention that you've also met the Cats and Dogs Team.
>>612895>BThis opportunity will not be missed.
>>612895>A) The Stone teams (5)
>>612895>E)Cats and Dogs first, then>C)See what the Kazekage team is doing (and stealthily give Momo a hug).Also, don't worry, the surprise factor will wear off and you'll see me make bad choices again like joining the fucking honors program when I'm not getting a scholarship for it.
>>612917>Saying hi to people you already know>Not gathering information on unknown factorsDon't worry, you've already made those bad choices.
>>612935Well fine then, lets look at>B)since I made a mistake with my first choices. :^|
>>612956>>612909>>612900>All these B'sAt least you get to observe the other Mist team. Do you also want to spy on the Cats and Dogs Team?>A) Yes>B) No
>>612963>A) YesMight as well
>>612963>A.Finally got out of work and can vote freely.I have come to the conclusion the three best girls in my preference are Hakurin, Sensei and Shirou. Everyone else's opinion is valid.
>>612987>three best girls>Hakurin, Sensei and ShirouOh no you don't, guy, you ain't get->Everyone else's opinion is valid.Oh, well, that's great, friend. Good for you and your opinion.
>>612963>>A) Yes>that part with the uzumaki>mfw>she didn't get to feel the full length
>>613081I can't tell if that's supposed to be you laughing or you imagining the touch.
>>613095>mfw I imagine I'm actually the fish in that situation and you're creeping on me
>>613117I NEED AN ADULT! JIRAIYA, HELP ME PLEASE!
>>612974>>612979>>612987You tell Jimmaru that you'll check out the Mist teams and the team from the Cats and Dogs village. After some delay, he accepts, somewhat reluctantly, and you join him near the hotel that both Mist teams are staying in. You hide with him in the trees across from the hotel, and you see the Mist team you've already met, Team Tonakai, enter the hotel, arguing about something neither of you can really make out. A few minutes later, another three shinobi, a bit older than Team Tonakai, come by. A boy with short, spiky hair, similar to yours, but black, another boy with mid-length brown hair, and a girl with long, somewhat wild, red hair- the other Uzumaki. They're talking about how much worse the restaurants are here, earning your immediate ire; before they're called into the hotel by a short young woman with light green hair. You ask Jimmaru if he wants to follow them into the hotel, but he just shakes his head. After that, you and your teammate make your way to the hotel that Agomaru and Nekohime are staying in. Finding some bushes to stay in, it's not long before the two walk by, Agomaru with his dog by his side, and Nekohime not with her cats, but still wearing her cat ears. Before you can listen to them for too long, the dog starts sniffing the bushes you're in. "What is it?" Agomaru asks, coming over to the bushes. >A) Retreat! (30)>B) Retreat without them seeing you! (70)>C) Reveal yourselves>D) Something else
>>613160>B)If we beat A's DC but not B's, can we still escape?
>C) Reveal yourselvesWe live in this village, they can't do much>>613158But dice, I am an adult
>>613160>B) Retreat without them seeing you! (70)
>>613160>A) Retreat! (30)
>>613165>He makes the choice that's most likely to get us attackedSee, somehow I feel like that's further proof you're not an adult. I'd rather have Sensei here as the required 'adult'.
>>613160>Reveal your selvesOr>BWhich ever. But be sure to ask them about the restaurants.
>>613178Oh no, they'll attack us in our villageSurrounded by multiple leaf ninjaThough I wouldn't put it past the Uchiha to do soFilthy fucking Uchiha
>>613164Yes. >>613181They have no culinary taste, they're like the animals they're so close to
>>613160>B.I pray the dice save us
>>613164>>613172>>613181>>613193Roll, 1d100, first three.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>613232
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>613193The dice gods hear your prayers and are considering your request. May they bless our rolls to be high and critical.>>613232Going to sleep.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>613158>>613165I've been summed from /pol/ What is it thats required of Mr. Jiraiya? >>613232
Based dice gods
>>613241Thanks for saving the team Jiraiya. >Writing
>>613251You retreat with Jimmaru, before the Cats and Dogs team sees you. After a couple minutes of running, you notice that they aren't following you, and take a seat on a rooftop together. The two of you share a high-five before heading your separate ways, to each of your homes. All-in-all it was kind of pointless, but you do know a little about the other Hidden Mist team, Team Rokaidaru. When you get home, you greet your mother, who's just coming in, and head to bed. The next week of prep and training flies by. Tomorrow, you'll wake up on the morning of the First Exam of the Chunin Exams. >End updatesLet's get some post thread going, and Friday we'll have a late (new) thread, probably shortened, and then a full thread Saturday and Sunday
>>613251>Even in bed, I serve.
>>613304That's not what your wife says.
Sure got quiet in here real fast after all those (1) votes...
>>613307She says get to bed actually. I have work. Good night country and everybody else! >>613310 I'm a terrible person, but fucking called it.
>>613302Thanks for running. Looking forward to the exams, I want to see how Kuro is going to do in the forest.
>>613323Better than Momo :^)
>>613323You mean who.
>>613327So is himarase gossiping about touching Kuro's Kuro? Does Hakurin know? Reactions from everyone when they hear what happened?
>>613343She wouldn't tell unless she touched Kuro's Kuro in the state it was when Hakurin peeped Kuro's Kuro. And even then she might just tell Hakurin and Sakutai.
>>613329Well I hope it's Hakurin.
>>613350Country has been dropping hints that it's MomoSaying she'll have a hard timeShe's gonna get really beatEtc
>>613329>>613350>>613376Just watch yourself when your team and Hima's camps at night in the forest.
>>613348wait, why Sakutai?
>>613388>Kuro gets gangraped in the forest of death by waifus
>>613389Because "Hey, guess who got a handy before you, haha?">>613397Why do you people always make the best of everything?
>>613397I was hoping for a harem route but didn't want to say anything
>>612805>Uzumaki are in declineDid I say or imply that? Cause they really aren't. The non-Konoha ones are, but that's only because they're so few in number and not organized.
>>613388But where the fuck is purest girl Momo?
So did No Country finally get hunted down by mountain lions and eaten or what?
HOLY FUCK HE WAS ATTACKED BY MOUNTAIN LIONS!WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Can somebody archive this?