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Oh shit nigger(s) it's the aftermath of Civ Thing and all the tribes who inhabitited the nondescript generic fantasy land has all been enslaved by The Kingdom ruling the aforementioned nondescript generic fantasy land.
Now they must either accept their fate or break out and free their own tribe. Other tribes optional.

Your current protagonist is a member of the goblin tribe, which was absorbed into The Kingdom and now live as workers in various workshops and factories.
You are also secretly the heir of a former goblin king - King Gob I, as indicated by your tuff of hair that suspiciously resembles a shittily drawn crown.

Currently you're in the middle of a regular work day, what do you do?

Roll 1d100, who gets the highest number is the picked action.

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>600481
Ask the manlet beside you if the lockpicks are finished. Whispering
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>600481
build a giant self face punching mechanism
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>>600484
"what lockipicks?" he whispered back
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>600495
self punching ones
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>>600497
Welp
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>>600497
"what"
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>600500
do you want to be free again or not, wuss?
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>600500
Just make the lockpick for our cell
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>>600502
"I'm not sure how self punching lockipicks fit into that"
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>600506
Don't worry about it
how are we doing on stealing tech?
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>600506
it's to fool guards up so they won't think it's a lockpick
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>600506
>>600505
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>>600510
"Were we supposed to do that?"
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>600517
Yea. Kinda. Also. I said mystery box, not dice cube
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>600517
oh hey, is that the two I rolled?
nice
yes, but do it discretely
disguise it as putting extra work in so it looks like we're working hard
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>>600521
"Greetings, tiny workers. Is everything well?"

"Uh...yes?"
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>>600481
oh shit nigger Orcs represent!
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>600524
Yes. Sir. Just doing what we love.
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>600524
fart to distract the guard.
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>600524

Yes sir. Working hard as usual.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>600524
Your armor looks shiny today, Sir. We're just doing manlet things like working.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>600524
where my manlet skeletons brothers?
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>>600531

The paladins probably purged them
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>>600531
more importantly, where are the manlet impo brothers? Other than hooded bones I feel there's a good chance that they were already cleansed and back to being just regular lifeless skeletons.
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>>600535
those bastards
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>>600528
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>600538
>>600526
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>600538
Get back to work so the guard continues walking and covering his nose to avoid the smell.
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>>600536
I'm sure the Kobolds and Imps exist, Paladin is just too lazy to draw them
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>600538
that fart is posionus for humans
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>600538
go back to work as if nothing happened.
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>>600539
"Riggght, I'll leave you to your work then"
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>600553
[WORKING INTENSIFIES]
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>600553
Continue disguised lockpicks.
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>>600553
work on lock pics
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>600553
>>600558

fug
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I like how calm and relaxed this is compared to wanpan's thread
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>>600561
Because there's barely anobody in it, ayyyy
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>>600561
I was thinking the same thing.
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>>600555
Secretly working on lockipicks in secret
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>>600561
not enough salt / 10
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>600567
Meanwhile the skelegobbos...
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>600567
Where's the other heir, Prince Kobs the II?
surely he's your best friend?
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>600567
hide them into fake tools which are empty inside
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>600567

Work on stealing their tech whole making the lockpicks
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>>600561
the secret is that there are no elves yet to post about Sad One
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>>600577

*while

>>600561

We're manlets. We have to be just as methodical as we were in the civ threads.
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>>600568
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>>600570
Are currently in hiding, being watched over by Skelebro and Skelebro Jr. With the news that paladins are going to hunt down and purge the tribal skeles, they are now on the run/
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>600584
>>600572
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>600584
oh shiiiet
that's pure genocide in works
gotta help fellow skellebros
plan escape intensively
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>600586
shit, rolling for this.

>>600587
they're skeletons, you can literally just reanimate them afterwards.
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>>600587
we're gonna have to get the other races out too
the gobbos are the only ones capable of making tools right now I think
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>>600584
Yay skelebro and skelebro jr!

True heroes
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>>600587
Now what should the plan be
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>600593
We've gotta break out the other races, we can't do it alone with our strength. We need numbers, we should distribute the hidden tech we make to the other tribes so they can escape with us. Lockpicks are just the first step to freedom.
Also >>600572 asking for this
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>600593
releasing every prisoner from their cells at the same time during either night or some sort of event when nobody cares for savages
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>600593
Hide the lockpicks in the fattest gobbos fat folds.
Thats step 2
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>600593

Build fake skeletons that is powering by steam engine.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>600593
hide under boxes and sneak.
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>>600598
Of course!....But you don't know how to.
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>600601
We'll learn by watching the humans. We just need time to steal their tech.
Also, where's Prince Kobs the II?
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>600601
aren't we making toys right now? can't you make some skellelooking toys?
and you call yourself a manlet?
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>600601
meanwhile, Prince Kobs
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>600601

Work on stealing their tech while making the lockpicks. Use the time to look for any potential weaknesses in the kingdom's tech as well.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>600601
Or rather
>>600595
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>600601

Try to remember the time he failed to build his first "steam engine". He accidently use oil instead for water, ending up his "stam engine" to blow up.
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>>600602
Eating lunch
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>600609
throw rock at him
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>600609
oh good
let's keep working on those lockpicks
we'll recruit prince kobs after work
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>>600611
Rock thrown, roll 2d100 for results.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>600609
>brief flash of memory of an older guy who looks like Kob usurping an older guy who looks like you from what looks like a throne
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Rolled 13, 65 = 78 (2d100)

>>600615
HEY, COME JOIN OUR PLOT you say while whispering
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Rolled 67, 36 = 103 (2d100)

>>600615
great success
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Rolled 83, 88 = 171 (2d100)

>>600615

Catch it son!!!
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>>600616
actually, King Gobbo the I died while travelling towards the Maw
King Kobbo the I was elected afterwards
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

oh.

>>600615
Rolling
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>>600619
A very nice throw. So nice it killed him
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>600622
Ignite a Gobbo v Kobbo Race War
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>600622
Walk away while whistling
Smile as you've just killed the other heir to the throne
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>600622

Shed a tear for the loss of your fellow manlet. Go back to this >>600605
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>600622

Naaahh... it don't killed him at all, it only make him stronger and it slowly awoke his dragon powers.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

whoops
>>600622
'tis is but a scratch
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>>600631
Nice. Keep the gobbos pure. I like it
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>>600623
"ALRIGHT, STOP WHAT YOUR'E DOING RIGHT NOW!"

"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?"

Yelled the guards
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>>600633
I was too late,
sorry
>>60063
>"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?"
elves
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>600634
Guards break up the fight
god damn kobbos
throw the the bird at the kobbos with your middle finger and waggle it
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>600634

Prince Kobs the II is still alive and awoke his spirit Stand.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>600634
>>600636

fug the reckoning
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>600634
Hide in wherever they store the crap we build amidst the confusion along with Gobbo we talked with earlier. We escaping tonite
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>600634

It was an accident sir. The rock was enchanted I swear. There's no fucking way a manlet would have that much strength!
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>>600641
woah holy shit, I really though Solid was getting this roll but apparently I drank some lucky juice today.
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>>600644
my action was shit anyway
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>>600639
"The fuck he is! This Kobold is dead! Now who can tell me what happened? Come on, don't be shy, this is now a murder investigation."
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>>600641
>>600644
might be too slow
always think of your reply quick
because the time limit is one minute after the first reply
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>600646
>>600642
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>600646
No one snitches
cause we all equal down here
gobbos and kobbos start working together again cause we're manlets
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>600647
yeah damn lol

>>600646
He called you a faggot I swear! HE AND THE OTHER KOBBOS WERE PLANNING AN UPRISING
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>600646
throw a rock at a guard
"like this"
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>600646

The reason we toss the rock at our son is because our son will fake his own dead and he is DAMN GOOD faking his own dead because of his manling ancestry.
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>>600647
>because the time limit is one minute after the first reply
can we enlarge that to 2 minutes? OP? cause sometimes update shows up way later.
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>>600648
"AH! So you admit to being the culprit!"
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>>600647
>>600654
3 of the posts were chosen 3 minutes later
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>600656
There's no way we could've killed one of our own, Sir. The Elves must have broken in to sabotage our work!
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>600656
I demand a lawyer!
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>600656
I didn't say that, it was that filthy Kobbo behind me. *Roll for Speech*
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>>600657
fuck chrome, making my rolls useless
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>600656

Look at my arms. They're as flimsy as cooked spaghetti. How could i have murdered anything with these?

Someone or something must have clearly enchanted the rock. Only a fool would be unable to see this, and the knights of the kingdom are no fools.
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>>600658
"HE'S LYING!"

"WE SAW HIM DID IT!"

"EXECUTE THE TRAITOR!"

Yelled the kobolds
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>600663
Gobbos back me up! Are you gonna take that from these Kobbos?
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>600663
The Kobolds would do anything to save their hide, Sir! They're just salty because their heir to the throne is dead! Besides, they're born from dragons, they're butthurt naturally!
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>600663
>>600659
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>600663

Look at my arms. They're as flimsy as cooked spaghetti. How could i have murdered anything with these?

Someone or something must have clearly enchanted the rock. Only a fool would be unable to see this, and neither the manlets or the kingdom's knights are fools.
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>600663

Do the manly tears.
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>>600664
"THAT'S BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT!"

"WE SAW NO SUCH THING!"

"OBVIOUSLY THAT KOBOLD WAS WEAKSHIT TO DIE FROM A STUPID ROCK"

Racial tensions rising
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>600671
The guards separate our workspaces for the time being so the racial tensions calm down.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>600671
I blame dragons
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>600671

The imps pop up and stopped the racial tension by talking about peace and love <spoiler>and also raping human women</spoiler>
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>600671
throw another rock amidst the confusion. Towards the very important factory thing that's strangely left in a vulnerable spot
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>>600672
"Come on, move it"

The manlets now work in separate areas
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>>600676
hide elsewhere during confusion
and hide your crown
for disguise purposes
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>600676
note to self, rock throwing is a great way to kill your fellow manlets
let's work out to celebrate our victory over our rival and improve our rock throwing skills
>>600678
the crown is just a piece of hair that looks like a crown
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>600676
fug return of fug >>600678
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>600676
alas another 99 get of mine disregarded >>600675

we are now stationed slightly farther from the guards.

>>600678
It's your hair.
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>>600681
That was like 4 monutes late
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>>600681
>It's your hair.
>>600679
>the crown is just a piece of hair that looks like a crown
time to shave then
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>>600679
Right, working out. Time to lift this piece of metal, shouldn't be too hard
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>600684
do it 100 times
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>600684
[LIFTING INTENSIFIES]
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>600684

You just fucking killed someone with a fucking pebble. Lift it to realize that factory work has largely improved your physical capabilities.
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>600683
lol no never

>>600684
stretch out first, do some warm ups. Don't wanna pull a muscle
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>>600691
Warming up
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>600692
>>600690
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>600692
get tired
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>600692
ALRIGHT
LET'S LIFT THIS FUCKING PIPE
>>600690
>>600687
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>>600692
start punching self in the face, we want to get pumped up real good.

>>600695
critical fail
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>600697
SHIT
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>>600693
Yeah! You gotta be super strong now! Time to lift this sucka
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>600700
WE LIFT IT WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>600700
it actually a trap door to the basement
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>600700
Get back to making lockpicks faggot
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>600700

We lift so hard the bar blasts off and bursts through the ceiling
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>600700
fucking damnit this time my roll will count. It's actually very light, not light enough to be a piece of cake but light enough to not break your manlet bones
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This quest got so shit so fast
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>>600702
And you can't even lift it
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>>600702

Goddammit rockman. And here I thought you'd be proud after we literally murdered someone via rock throwing.
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>>600707
I just threw a rock
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>>600708
>>600704

While screaming "MAXIMUM EFFORT"
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>600708
THIS TIME TRY AGAIN
WE'LL ROLL DICE FOR IT SO WE CAN BOOST OUR STRENGTH
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>600711

fuck
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>600708
it's actually because you're supposed to push it, push it instead.
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>600708
look for a keyhole
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>>600709
that's part of everyday life, what so special about it?
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>>600713
Charging up manlet power

Roll 2d100, second number is the result
1-99: no
100: yes
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>600719
WHERE'S MY MANLETS AT?
LET'S FUCKING DO THIS
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Rolled 79, 64 = 143 (2d100)

>>600719

HULK OUT!!!!!!!
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Rolled 33, 42 = 75 (2d100)

>>600719
Rolling.
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Rolled 62, 86 = 148 (2d100)

>>600719
oh shit, I forgot the 2d100
woops
AGAIN
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Rolled 58, 22 = 80 (2d100)

>>600717

Not for us manlets it aint. Everyday life with us means research, actual acid and explosions.

>>600719

Ah yes lovely...

>>600720

This clearly aint happening. We should examine the rock if possible later to see if it was enchanted and if not we should just go back to breaking out.
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Rolled 37, 71 = 108 (2d100)

>>600719
find a keyhole instead damn it
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>>600721
Shit, you hurt your back
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>600727
Blame the Kobbos.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>600727
Take a breather for now
let's use the lockpick we made earlier on the keyhole if there is one
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>600727
you can hear barbarian "wuss" from afar
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>600727

This clearly aint happening. We should examine the rock if possible later to see if it was enchanted.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>600727

Naahhh.... just our imagination... try multitasking by lockpicking and lifting at same time.
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>>600732
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OP might be ded
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>600736
Relax for a bit, try to open the trap door by using the lockpick through the keyhole to unlock it.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>600736
look for trap door keyhole instead
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>600736
Back to lockpicks . What were we thinking?
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>>600746
"What are you you doing?" asked one of the other goblins as you crawl around the floor
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hey, let's stick with tech actions instead of physical actions
if you get what I'm saying
let's use our brains instead of brawn
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>600736
Notice a hole in the ground, it's a keyhole to the trapdoor
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>600752
Doesn't look like there's any keyholes
Let's keep producing lockpicks
Whisper this to that Gobbo and share the design so we can mass produce it.
This will be our first tech that we come up with in here.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>600752
Kobbos broke my back

>>600754
nice
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>600752
keyhole for the trap door to hidden basement which contains giant robot factory which we'll use to break free
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>600752
Say you have an idea of looking for hidden trapdoors
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>>600759
"And why are you looking for hidden trap doors?"
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>600762
So we can escape
let's get back to work and keep producing lockpicks in secret as our tech action
>>600755
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>600762
to find our giant robot
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>>600763
"Escape what?"
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>600762

"Because... Why not?!"
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>>600765
You WANT to be here?
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>600765
The Kingdom, little Gobbo.
It's not right that we have to work like slaves under the tall ones, they're assholes, remember? Now help me make more lockpicks.
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>600765
>>600767
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>600765
Look gob, do you really want these humans as your overlords? Look at the things they make us... make! Not up to Goblin standards!
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>600765
slave to the dragons one day - slave forever
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>>600769
"Well, we are under official employ. Got a daily salary, individual housing and free healthcare."
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>>600765
He's actually an Imp Spy sent by the Kobbos, THROW A ROCK AT HIM
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>600772
Wait. You are getting paid?
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>600771
hey, we were free when we escaped the dragons
now the dragons are nothing but a husk of their former selves
>>600772
That's just being a slave. We've got to be independent and free from the humans just like we escaped from the dragons back in the citadel.
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>600772
that manlet hears "WUSS" from afar
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>>600774
"Well yeah, we're citizens, not slaves like the other tribes cuz we had that Kingdom Seal"
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>600777
OH SHIT we exclaim quietly
No need to escape right now then. Let's plot and create our own tech and gain independence when the time is right. Back to work, gobbos.
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>600777
GASP
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>>600779
Welp. I fucked us. We ate the seal. I thought they were gonna frame us for murder.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>600777
>Orc Player here
Wait what. Shit. You mean we could be citizens? Then why is everyone bald?
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>>600780
we had the seal?
fuck kingdom anyway
what you wanna do, be wageslave?
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>>600783
we're not gonna be wageslaves
we're gonna create tech to escape somehow
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>600783
>He wants to be a NEET

Fuck this shit, we be on a quest to restore Gob back to kinghood instead.
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>>600783
We would have had an easier time LEAVING than the arena. And the skellies might not be hunted .

And yes. The caravan with swords and shit had a seal. I ate it cuz i thought it would pin us to the pillaging and didnt wanna get rekt by the king.
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>>600778
Exclaiming oh shit quietly

>>600782
THis actually had nothing to do with the Kingdom. Manlet hair and snazzy borders were taken away in Civ Thing due to this fag >>600784 samefagging. It was divine punishment
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>600785
I'm not orc, fuck you, my roll is better
I wanna raid shit and play heavy metal while piloting giant robots
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>600787
I take full responsibility for it
actually
Lord Imp Inventor shaved the manlet's hair when he was in charge
get your facts right, OP
>>600787
Is there a way for us to get a position in the King's government as part of his council?
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>600787
Create a labor union
Demand to speak with the king
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>600786
They're still being hunted for account of being pure evil. What the heck did you mean you ate it? You guys never had the seal. Us orcs found it and gave it to the manlets as a token of appreciation.

>>600787
Feel goblin guilt for what's happening to the orcs.

>>600788
hey fuck you rock chucker
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>>600787
SIEG ZEON INDEPENDENCE FOR MANLETS
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>>600791
>>600788
HUMAN VS ORCS RACE WAR NOW
actually cool it nerds
if you both want your tribes to escape since you're located in the arena, you have to put your faith into us gobbos
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>>600791
The Barbarians came across a ruined caravan. When we found weapons laying around, OP stated we found a paper with a seal on it. I immediately replied with "a barbarian eats it" and proceeded to be taunted by dragons for fucking ourselves over.
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>>600795
ah oh yeah I think I remember that now.
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>>600791
Feeling guilty
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>600798
resolve to help out fellow greenskins however we can.
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>600798
Are we off work hours? We should visit the Arena and give the orcs a visit.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>600798
>>600799
and mini skellebros
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>600798
check with the other gobbos if they are satisfied with their lives
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>>600801
but not the Elves since they don't owe manlets jackshit.
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>>600804
obviously. including dragons
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>>600801
Resolving to save fellow greenskins and skellies
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>600804
>>600805
no elves and dragons
anybody that has had stuff up their butt we won't save
>>600806
Alright, let's skip to after work and visit the Arena and scope the place out to see if there's and weakpoints and so we can talk with the Orcs.
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>>600806
go back home and check our digs.
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>600806
Go visit the city once the workday is over
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>600806
You gotta to what you gotta do
form a work union called Zieg Seon
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>600808
Rolling for this
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>600806

Ask a knowledgeable guard about what the manlets are permitted to do.

Also apologize sincerely about the bullshit that happened with the kobold heir. Accepting to give them your dessert for an entire month as a sign of apology.
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>>600814
Gotta be faster, archivist
this ain't civ thing 1, it's an adventure
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>>600816

IRL shit happened. Was only able to drop in right now.
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>>600810
Speaking of workday being over, a guard rings the bell, signalling the work day being over, yeah.

"Alright, it's closing time! As usual head towards the exit and recieve your daily pay in an orderly fashion! No pushing"
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>600817
Still, try to reply as quickly as you can once OP gets the post up.
>>600819
Let's get our dosh and visit the arena so we can bet on someone and see if wanpan and the other orcs are there.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>600819
don't forget to get some lockpicks out with you
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>600821
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>600819
Proceed, and apologize to the kobbos
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>600819

>>600814

Give your dessert to the kobolds and man the fuck up, like a true king.

>>600821

On it
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>>600825
"Ayyy, sorry for killing your heir to the thrne. No hard feelings eh?"
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>600829
>>600826
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>600829
We hug it out, cause we all equal down here. We humbly apologize and bow down to them and offer them some of our spare cash.
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>600829
This causes the Kobbos to riot.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>600829
Look a little more convincing, and propose some cash, since their ancestors are dragons
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>>600831
Ah yes, sharing your cash could work, speaking of which

"Gob the II, here's your daily salary, 150 gold coins, as usual. Do try to save it"
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>600834
We might have to use some of this in betting and rent, let's give about 10% of it, so 15 gold coins to the Kobbo. Also, look more convincing and sorry about it like >>600833 said
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>600834
Wonder what you can do with 150 gold coins
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>600834
go straight to the arena
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>600834
give kobold one coin
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>>600835
Saying sorry and offering 15 gold coins to the Kobolds. Wonder if this'll work.

Roll 2d100, second number is the results
1-19: extremely terrible
20-39: bad
40-79: okay
80-100: good
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Rolled 75, 62 = 137 (2d100)

>>600841
PLEASE ACCEPT OUR OFFER FELLOW MANLETS
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Rolled 23, 24 = 47 (2d100)

>>600841
threw coins as a rock
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Rolled 13, 60 = 73 (2d100)

>>600841
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>>600842
YOur grovelling and snivelling has induced some pity in the kobolds and they accept your apology, for now
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>600847
ALRIGHT
LET'S HEAD TO THE ARENA SO WE CAN FREE OURSELVES OF GUILT
WE'LL SCOPE THE PLACE OUT AND TALK WITH THE ORCS
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>600847
Nice
What can you buy with 135 gold coins ?
How much is a loaf of bread
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>600847
>>600849
you go there just for gambling on fights tho
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>>600851
eh, we'll sneak in.
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>>600849
And so you went to the arena with some other gobs. There's a guy advertising betting on fights
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>600855
ayo
"Whose fighting now and what are the odds?" we ask to the dude behind the counter advertising bets
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>>600855
bet everything on barbarian
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>600855
Check who is fighting
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>600855
fug, revenge of fug>>600857
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>600855
Look and see if Wan Pan has any matches.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>600855

We should invest that shit in a small scale lab so we can invent ways to make more money and start buying land outside the kingdom walls.
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>>600858
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>600863
Let's bet 15 coins on WanPan so we can get our investment from saying sorry to the Kobbos back.
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>600863
stampede ground, bet everything on barbs
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>600863
Bet half of your money on Clubber, and hope wanpan punches himself out like he always does
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>600863
Bet half of it on Orcs! (Obviously includes Wan Pan, and yes even Gorc somehow) GREEN SKINS STICK TOGETHER.

So

>50 G on Wanpan in Wanpan vs Clubber
>10 G each on Wanpan and Gorc
>40 G on Orcs in Barbs vs Orcs
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>600863
>>600862

Leggo

>>600866

This'll end well...
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>>600868

That ended surprisingly well
>>
>inb4 this is actually from the same day we played as Wan Pan

it even makes sense, Wan Pan's first fight is against a Barb with a club and his 2nd fight is with an Orc.
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>>600868

meant for >>600865 instead of >>600866
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>>600868
Hmmm yes, maybe you shouldn't test your luck in the bets. Perhaps starting a small lab would be better
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>600873
"BET EVERYTHING YOU WUSS"
you hear from arena
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>600873
Let's go with the safe investment and start a small lab and expand from there. Betting is just gambling and we're smarter than that.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>600873
First things first, before starting a lab, check where you and your fellow manlets live
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>600873

A safe investment would be best. Through it we can start working on freedom for all races, and end up with some sweet ass tech.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>600873
At least stay and watch Wan Pan's fight
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>>600874
Who keeps yelling that, seriously
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>600879
>>600875
>>600877
Someone whose rock solid yet can't get it up
Let's buy some cheap land to get our business started.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>600879
Buy a jerky from a vendor and savor it knowing those filthy barbarians can't have a taste of this meaty goodness.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>600879
"MANLETS GOT NO BALLS"
you decide to follow the voice, it brings you to the window of barbarian jail
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>>600880

Excellent.
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>>600880
>>600879
Why buy land ? We may already have a housing with the other manlets
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>>600886
you don't shit where you eat. When the crackdown comes, you want it far away from your homebase.
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>>600886

Protecting our tech secrets is our highest priority.

We won't be doing anything illegal, the guards will sniff it from a mile away, but selling new tech as a service would allow us to accumulate a small fortune without us having to give our secrets away.
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>>600880
And to do that, you'll ahve to visit the castle.

A guard asks what's your busines there
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>600889
We've come to buy some land with our coin. Straight and to the point.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>600889
We want to buy land. In your most smooth voice.
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>600889
wanna talk with king.
while you are at it you still hear "WUSS" from afar
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>600890
This
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>>600891
"Proceed down the hall, then turn left"
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>600895
We do that, while looking around to see what's changed since the last time we've been here
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>600895
turn right instead after going down
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>600895
>>600896
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>600895
Thanks.
>>600896
This
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>>600896
Statues litter the hall. All of them have a tiny plaque underneath that reads "Made from melted down tribal treasures"
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>>600906
That was an interesting mis-click
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>600906
the statues are fedora neckbeards?
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>600906
More draggos commit suicide. And one elf.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>600907
consider neckbeard statue canon from now
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>600907
Closely examine the armor design so we can use it later.
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>>600907
So the statues are solid gold ?
How much is gold worse in this kingdom
This may be the reason dragons commit suicide
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>600913
*worth
and roll
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>>600908
"oh yes, it's meant to capture the spirit of the common man....who lives in his parents' basement"
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>600907

Ignore the statues, there is land to be bought
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>600907
Elves represent!
Study dem statues. They look like good decorations
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>600915

Compliment their craftsmanship and continue moving
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>600915
We compliment the art design and examine the statue armor in >>600907
so we can >>600912 use it later.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>600915
are there a lot of those?
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>600915
Wow. You are really cultured, Mr. Castle Guard. Tell me more!
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>>600921
"Only a handful. Like this one depecting a barbarian neckbeard. We're gonna ship it to their cells in the arena later. It's even carved out from a rock"
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>600925
>>600919

Also thank the kind guard for his time
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>600925
I dont get it. That one looks like an elf, but it has no beard. It just has a bad smell and long hair.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>600925
>>600920
Very nice. Let's study their craftsmanship like the armor statue and go on our way to buy land.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>600925
But that's statue is a myth, I've know barbarians, they are all physically muscular thanks to awesome rock throwing culture.
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>600925
>"Made from melted down tribal treasures"
So barbarians were hoarding rocks ?

Anyway, thanks the guard and continue
Tip him a few coins
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>>600929
But the statue has a beard. And dosen't have any hair. And stone dosen't smell.
Did the barbarians somehow steal our weed?
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>>600934
Im speaking as prince gobbo
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>>600935
Damn gobbos stealing our drugs for experiments.
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>>600929
"Ah, the elf statue. Well you see, we have discovered that elves are incapable of growing facial hair, so we had to make do. The smell comes from the wood we used to make this, we're gonna put this thing in the fields the elves work on, ya know, for motivation. But mostly as a scarecrow."
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>600938
I start to think that your sculptor has some fetish for THICK guys
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>600938
>>600927
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>600938
Do you have any Orc Sculpts?
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>600938
Where's the gobbo's statue
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>600938
What about the Orc statue?
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>>600942
"Oh yeah. It's literally jsut a ball of cements with some things stuck onto it to kinda sorta resemble an orc face. It's to properly emulate the Orc style"
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>600947
>>600940
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>600947
Are those... dragon teeth?
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>600947
Alright, enough messing about. Thank the Guard for showing us the sculptures while we go down the hall and turn left.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>600947
>See Orc
>Remember Kingdom Seal Deal
>It Ain't Me Plays
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>>600947

Fascinating. We must go however.

>>600941
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>600955

Forgot the friggin roll.
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>>600953
You collapse onto the floor due the weight of your guilt as music plays inside your head
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>600958
Back to business. Nothing we can do this second. Thank the guard as well.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>600958
We have to buy that land and make enough money to buy out the other races out of their slavery.
>>600960 This.
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>600958
find trap door
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>600958
>>600960
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>>600962
If only you roll this good when we hunted back in the day
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>>600962
No trap door found
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>600968
Stand up, pack up our shit and proceed to whatever we was gonna do before we got distracted
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>600968
your skills suck, wuss
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>600968
>>600960
Let's buy that land!
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>600968

Get up, thank the guard and go buy that land so we can start working on some Tech.
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>600968
>>600960
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>>600970
"Ah yes, greetings little goblin. What brings you here?" asked the Land Wizard, overseer of Real Estate
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>600979
I've come to buy land so we may start our own business and contribute to the realm, Mr. Land Wizard.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>600982
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>600979
how much for square meter
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>600979

Greetings sir, I wish to buy a small plot of land so that I may start a small business.
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>>600982
"Hmmm, yes, yes. A noble mission. Now let's see here...according to the records, the cheapest plots of land available is 1000 gold. Do you want to start there?"
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>600989
Oh, we'll have to save up for that, Mr. Wizard. Is there a way we could rent it instead?

Fucking hell, I'm getting too tired for this
Archivist, I give you the title of Duke Archivist until I wake. Peace.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>600989
are there any special offers for startups?
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>600989

We check our savings to see if we have enough. If we do we buy one of the cheapest ones. Otherwise we check if we can pay in installments and how much each installment costs.
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>>600992
AW SHIT NIGGAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>600992

I am become manlet, buyer of worlds
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>>600992
YOUR ENTIRE SAVINGS IS....135 gold coins.

You haven't been frugal the past months
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>>600993

Does this mean I get to keep the fancy title?
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>601000

Check if we can pay in installments and how much each installment costs.
>>
>>601000
Contact the other manlets with your magic phone to ask them if they can contribute
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>601000
>>600991
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>601001
Yeee
For that Nat 100, yes. Now I sleep.
>>601000
>>601002
supporting
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>601000
ask how much in installments, punch self in face
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>601000
>>601003
fug
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>601000
Ask if installments are possible.

Also dragon suicide cutscene.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>601000
Wait wait wait. Are there any adventurer-like jobs around? A kingdom like this should have one.
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>>601010
Manlets are weak. Wouldnt suggest that
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>>601006
"A hundred coins per installment"
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>601013
Great offer! Lets do it.
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>>601010
>gobbos and kobbos go adventuring
>encounter a real adventurer party
>get mistaken for low level monsters
>get slaughtered

>>601013
Accept the offer
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>601013

So be it. We'll purchase one of the cheaper plots and we'll pay the installments with our daily wage.

Does the plot include any sort of small building or something?
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>601013
fuck loans
let's go win all money via arena and buy land on spot
>>
>>601022

I... holy shit...
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>>601018
Well I forgot to roll ag->>601022
HOLY SHIT we better have a small workshop with that roll
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>>601015
"Great! Just sign here"
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>>601025
THIS THING IS RIGGED
let's go betting while you are at it
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>601027
Check the back of the contract
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>601027
eat paper
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>601027
Read back of it
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>601027

Sign it. Ask if it includes a small workshop/building where we can work.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>601027
Realize you do not have a pen
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>>601034
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>601042
Agree and sign
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>601042

Excellent. Sign it. And ask if there's a small workshop included.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>601042
Wait wait wait, we don't even know what we're buying
Ask the wizzard how the plot is
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>>601046
Holy shit man, you're on the hunt.
>>
>>601022
>>600992
>>601046
>>601045
>>601048
Pause!!!!


Dice God. The fuck, man?
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>>601046

Dice god? Are you there?
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>601042
realize that you can't read
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>>601046
"Eh, depends on which polt of land you choose after you done your payments. They're like 5 to choose from"
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>601054

Ok. We spend the next 10 days working and using the money from our daily wage to pay the installments.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>601054
mystery box time?
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>601050
>>601053
The fuuuuck!?
>>601054
Sweet. Can I see some images?
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>601054
Fast forward to the time you have enough money
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>601054
Sign, pay and check the plots
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>601056
meanwhile our fellow miniskellebros will all be dead.
JUST GAMBLE THE NEEDED SUM
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>>601059
"Very well, the first one is just an empty plot of land out in the outskirts of the city, next is an empty lot in the civilian quarters, then another empty lot in the factory district, next is a lot with an abandoned house left there so long it comes with the land too, finally theres a patch of land that used to belong to a merchant, even built a workshop there....but since his business went down, he left the city and abandoned it....Not a good choice though, as that place is in the ghetto"
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>601078
>merchant, even built a workshop there....but since his business went down, he left the city and abandoned it....Not a good choice though, as that place is in the ghetto"
this one
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>601078
Take the last one, and see if you can move in with all the others manlets
Strenght lies in numbers
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>601078

Empty one in the outskirts. We'll build something there later. Isolation is best if we don't want people to steal our tech.
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>>601084
"Well it's your choice. Anyway, do you want to start paying today or tomorrow?"
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>601096

We start today.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>601096
tomorrow
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>601099
Tomorrow, today we check if we can buy a dragon to guard our workshop
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>>601108
they are all will be dead soon
>>
>>601108

Not a bad idea. They're hoardless so they'll probably work for cheap.
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>>601108
>>601096
>>601113
fug I linked the wrong post
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>>601099
YOu now have 35 coins
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>>601124

Welp. Deposit the remainder at the nearest bank. Pay the installments over the next few days.
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>601131

Forgot to fucking roll...
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>601124
BET IT ALL ON BARBARIANS ON ARENA
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>601124
Put the rest at the bank
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>>601133
Just in time for the Stampede round, where a group of barbs and orcs fight against a stampede of Kingdom-grown beasts
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>601139
CHEER FOR BARBARIANS. YEEEAAH
>>
>>601139

Check the odds
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>601139
Cheer the barbs
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>601145
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>601145
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>>601146
Sadly both teams were brutally murdered by the beasts
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>601153
THIS IS RIGGED
BARBS USED TO KILL BEASTS FOR BREAKFAST
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>601153

>Sell crown and clothes

>Use money to continue gambling
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>601153

Work hard for the next few days paying the installments for the plots of land.

>>601157

The fuck were you expecting? A friendly rock throwing competition?
>>
>>601157
Those were wild, untrained beasts.
>>
>>601165
and what we were killing in civ thread? cows?
I'm telling ya somthing dirty going on down there in arena
those were not real barbs
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>>601161
It's not a crown, it's a tuff of hair shaped like a crown
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>601169

Don't sell your clothes. Go home. Work for the next few days so we can start doing science in our ghetto workshop.
>>
>>601168
>barb hasn't realize how low barbarian powerlevel actually is compared to Kingdom stuff
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>601169
since we lost everything, lets look at the land we're buying
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>601169

>Shave head

>Attempt to sell hair to bald person
>>
>>601169
sell it anyway to shady people in coats which totally not practicing forbidden magic
>>
>>601169
Find out who is in charge of the dragon labourers, and see how much it is to rent one
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>601169 >>601178

sell it anyway to shady people in coats which totally not practicing forbidden magic
>>601175
we were not against kingdom forces, but beasts
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>601180
>>601169
>>
>>601181

"Kingdom-grown beasts"
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>601169
check out your land
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>>601174
And so you went back to your cozy home in the civilian quarters
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>601202
check kitchen for food
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>601202
sneak at night to the arena
something fishy is going on there
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>601202

Start working on design plans for traps with which to rig your workshop. You don't want your shit to get stolen.
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>601202
Go to sleep, it's late already
Steal some food from the kobbos
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>601202

>House: Become fractionally less cozy
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>601202
investigate home. anyone else around?
>>
>>601209

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
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>>601209
And so you started drawing up plans for traps to put in your soon-to-be workshop. Illuminated by your Limited Edition Snek Lamp.
>>
>be guy who made xeno-civ
>see this guy be a dick to everyone
>find it sad and amusing
>sure sucks to be slaves now, huh?
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

since, a bunch of others are keeping their names from Civ thing, I might as well keep mine as well even though I wasn't going to
>>601224
design traps to be snek themed
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>601224
you are inspired to develop many traps involving actual snakes
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>601224

> Transition to the next morning
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>601224
Inspiration from the past match hits you. You design a trap in which you open a door and a bunch of beasts trample you.
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>601230

Go to sleep once you're done.
>>
>>601235
>>601224

Oops
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>>601230
Yes, perfect, you drew out plans for traps involving snakes using your Collector's Edition Phoenix Quill, made from the actual ass feathers of an actual phoenix
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>601241
>>601235

I'm leaving for a while. Work hard and pay those bills.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>601241
Now go to sleep and dream of traps
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>601241
I'm starting to see why we're poor as fuck. Stop buying limited shit you gobbo
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>601241

>Snake based traps: Constrictors or the venomous types?
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>>601244
And so you went to sleep. In your Limited Edition Ent Bed. Made from ents captured from the elven forest.
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>601259
Hey, an actual wise purchase. Dream a prophetic dream
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>601259
god damn the manlets really betrayed the other races didn't they, all other ones got shit on after they lost while manlets are living the high life
also punch ent in face
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>601285

>Scene: Transition
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>601259
wake up in a middle of the night to scout arena
>>
>>601271
no they didn't. Plus they're already getting Nam Flashbacks everytime they see Orcs because of the overwhelming guilt (Well, Gob II is).
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>>601265
Dreamin dreamin
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>601282
WAKEUP
YOUR PEOPLE NEED YOU
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>601282
>No Dragons
Jews BTFO.

Well at least this establishes all races will eventually get back together sans Dragons.

Wake up in cold sweat
>>
>>601282
Watch the fight, the king isn't minding us for the moment
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>>601284
"Aight bye. P.S: barbarians sux"
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>601289
>>601282
fuck I give up I really need sleep
>>
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>601294
you are just biased fuck
King is barbarian in disguise
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>601294

>That dream person's mustache is glorious

>Take it, claim it as your own
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>>601299
Oh no, the stache is gone
>>
>>601294
Wake up in cold sweat.
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>601302

>W-Woah, is that what our hands look like?

>Hands are crazy man
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>601302
THIS WAS ALL A DREAM
YOU ACTUALLY WORK IN CAVES
WITHOUT ANY HOME WITHOUT ANY LE STUFF
>>
>>601309
WAKE UP NEO
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>>601309
>LE STUFF
barbarians confirmed for reddit
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>601311
that's Limited Edition acronym you savage
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>601311

>This is getting out of hand

>Goblin guy: Wake up
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>>601312
>i-it was an acronym
yeah sure m8
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>601317
your dreams suck balls, manlet
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>601317
barbs plan to escape slavery in their upboats
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>>601319
Not as much as barbarians, lmao
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>601317

> Meta: Meta: Meta: Commence
>>
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>601323
I bet you can't even throw imaginary rocks, not talking about real ones
>>
>>601323
Barbs confirmed for being gayer than us
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>601323
news comes that the skeleton dance troupe was murdered by paladins
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>>601327
>m-muh rocks
lmao classic barbarian deflection tactic
always falling back to rocks
keep being delusional lol
>>
>>600481
Woo looks like I'm early

Time to read
OP post twitter updates ya dingus
>>
>>601337
wake up to >>601329
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>601337
>can't even throw imaginary rock
WUSS
>>
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>601341
>>601337
forgot roll
>>
>>601340
But I did post the update ya mong
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>601337
Wake up in cold sweat. Then get confused about the last part of your dream
>>
>>601345
why you are killing fellow skellies
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>601343
I can throw rocks better than you, nigga
>>
>>601337

So...

Is this thing we're doing here an intermission or some kind of awful fever dream?
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>>601345
"HEAR YE! HEAR YE! ANOTHER BAND OF BARBARIAN SKELETONS WERE FOUND AND PURGED LAST NIGHT BY THE PALADINS. THEY SEEMED TO BE SOME SORT OF NECRO DANCE TROUPE. REJOICE CITIZENS! THE STREETS ARE GETTING SAFER!" cried the town crier
>>
>>601352
because the chances of any race other than maybe manlet ending without dieing is next to none, so I might as well end their suffering as quickly as possible
I already made the dragons massively suicidal last thread
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>601368
remember the times when necrodance touched your soul
plan on revenge
>>
>>601371
screw you
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>601368
You go for a walk outside to clear your head of thoughts of Barbarian and Faggots
>>
>>601368

> Oh my go0dness, that man's teeth are impeccable

>Make him reveal the secret of perfect dentistry to us
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>601381
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>>601379
Ah yes, a morning walk before work
>>
>>601384

>Work: Premature commencement
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>601384
"WAKE UP, LEO"
you start hearing voices again
"THIS WORLD IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK"
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>601384
Punch self out of overwhelming guilt

Make this a routine
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>601388

Fuck me and the horse I rode in on...
>>
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>601384
drop by the local mansion and smugly smirk at the house slave elves through the window
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>601384
Go investigate the strange disappearances in chinatown
>>
What are the Elves doing now? Do they have weed to smoke? Are they farmers?
>>
>>601377
I am just being logical, no use trying when most the races are just going to end poorly anyway, so I might as well take away their good shit so that people don't get their hopes up and think they stand a chance when we inevitably fail
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>>601391
Squish

>>601400
Some work in the fields, some work in houses.
>>
>>601400
They probably grow it secretly somewhere, like hidden inside of trees and stuff.
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>601408
okay now do this >>601394
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>601408
This place is so happy - it's creepy
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>601408
go to scene of skelly carnage and search for survivors
>>
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>601408
WAKE UP GOBBO
THIS WORLD IS NOT WHAT IT SEEMS

ITS A DREAM WITHIN A DREAM

THERES NOT ENOUGH SALT FROM MANLET PLAYERS
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>601408
Masterbate furiously and jizz over the place for no raisin
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>>601414
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>601425
you meet a mysterious man in sunglasses
>>
>>601425
Let's stop by some rich houses and wave smugly at the elves inside.
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>601425
Find the glitch in the matrix

>inb4 its under the trap door
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>601430
>>
>>601429
Crashing this happy tale with no survivors huh
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>601425
Go to work
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>>601429
"Hello I am mysterious man in sunglasses. But also incredibly trustworthy, do not be alarmed"
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>601444
He's tall, don't trust him. Punch his nards
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>601444
Take off your hood first
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>601444
See what kind of coloured pills he's offering
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>601444
he offers you to learn the truth behind Kingdom and king literal invincibility.
cause you are chosen one.
>>
>>601444
Buy recreational drugs from the mysterious man
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>601444
he reveals the horrifying truth
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>601453
I want some of that 420
>>
>>601454
SHIT. It's another u r faget note
>>
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>>601454
"You see...racecar is racecar backwards"
>>
>>601454
rip kobs took the red pill
>>
>>601436
you don't want manlets to be happy either, do you?
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>601465
What drugs you got senpai?
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>601465
report him to the nearest guard
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>601465
pull his cloak.He's actually 3 gobbos standing on each other
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>601465
that's a magic password which breaks illusions around you
YOU ACTUALLY NEVER HAD ANY LIMITED EDITION GOODS, THEY WERE REGULAR
>>
>>601473
Key words: NO SURVIVORS
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>>601476
"Take the green pill, and I show you where the rabbit hole goes, take the purple pill and you return to your normal everyday life, none the wiser"
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>601465
Rip off his mask
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>601492
GREEN LOCK IN CONFIRM
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>601492
>>601477
>>
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>601492
Green pill and get our hair back
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>601492
>>601478
>>
>>601496
SHIT WE DEEP IN THE RABBIT HOLE NOW
>>
>>601501
>>601498
Resistance is futile its too late

There is no going back
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>>601496
"Very well....the rabbit hole goes there"

Ba dum tish
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>601509
It was all a very realistic dream
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>601509
That actually was DickAss thief and he robbed all our stuff
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>601509
>>601477
he is obviously a crazy person and should be detained
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>601509
okay, well, can we have the purple pill, too, then?
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>>601513
"YOu know what else is realistic?...The graphics in this new adventuring book, available now for pre-order at the cheap cheap price of 60 gold coins"
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>601526
go down rabbit hole instead
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>601526
GUARDS! THIS MAN IS INSANE AND A CONSMAN
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>601526
>>601477
report crazy, possibly jewish merchant
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>601526
Check the back of the book for any secret messages to know the dark truth like actually going down the rabbit hole
>>
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>601526
Report shifty dude of draconic descent
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>>601531
Todd of the Howard Clan strikes again
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>601538
Go down the rabbit hole and see if we learn any dark hidden secrets about our reality
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>601538
meanwhile green drug starts working
you see numbers everywhere
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>601538
Shit you're late for work
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>601538
Damn Thaddeus of the Howard clan, always trying to sell those adventure books. We all know they will poison your mind and make you pray Dice god.
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>>601541
The numbers! What do they mean?!
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>601548
Realise were late to work and may get fired
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>601548
QUICK
GO DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>601548
turns out the 'drug' was literally poison
usually not enough to kill a human but you are small
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>601548
DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>601548
No time to wonder what the numbers mean, we got to get to work!
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>>601552
Oh no! If someone don't help you soon you'll die to death!
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>601564
Turns out everyone is racist against gobbos
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>601564
like usual tall people are assholes
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>601564
nah, you are still alive
just
DIFFERENT type of alive
Mini skellebro is what you are
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>601564
Turns out hair is the only antidote for the poison. You eat your crown-shaped hair.
>>
>>601564
>xenomorph comes from the sky to save gobo
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>601573
wow fucked up that dice roll
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>>601570
It is a comforting though to think that you'll just revive into a skeleton when you die.

But it is merely a thought, Kingdom Court Wizards already took away all tribal magic.
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>601580
FIGHT WITH POISON WITH YOUR GUTS
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>601580
>>601572
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>601580
people gather to laugh at you
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>601580
The poison was never real, we're just having a really bad trip.
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>601580
The poison dosen't affect you! YOU'RE SMALL, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE SMALL GUTS! THERE IS NOTHING TO POISON!
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>>601582
>POISON
>GUTS

Man this pill is making you see weird shit
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>601603
a kobold comes to kick you while you die
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>601603
AWAKEN YOUR FORGOTTEN WEABOO POWERS
REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE
WAKE UP
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>601603
Our poisoned body is kidnapped by street hobos
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>601603
Rediscover weebhood
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>601603
>>601586
>>
>>601603
WAKEMEUPINSIDE.png
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>>601605
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>601609
>>601624
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>601624
>>601606
YOU CAN DO IT
REBORN
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>601624
Recover just perfectly due to the kick
Although the hallucinations stay
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>601624
Crawl down the rabbit hole
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>601624
curse his entire species with asses more abused than the dragons with your last breath
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>601624
>>601631
YOU ALREADY HAVE THE HAIR, NOW YOU ONLY NEED THE HEART
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>>601632
Amazingly, the kick caused you to puke out the poison before it could kill you.

But not before it caused you to hallucinate for the rest of the day.
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>601637
the poison still has left you permamantally weaker than a manlet baby
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>601637
call in sick for a day
but this traumatic experience make you remember who you truly are
you are no engineer, or mechanic
you are proud weaboo, huge fan of WanPan
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>601637
Our jobs fires us since we didn't show up and now were broke
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>601637
Future-you and Chef Arthas driving an open roof car, come through a portal, leaving burning scorch marks behind them.

"Glad we could make it. There's no time to explain, get the fuck in".
>>
>rng wants to kill manlets
what doesn't kill you - make you stronger >>601640
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>>601640
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>>601647
Crawl down the rabbit hole like a baby
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>601647
nah, you actually grow stronger
and taller
go down that rabbit hole already
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>601647
cry in a corner
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>601647
>>601648
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>601647
It also made us retarded
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>>601651
cri
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>601661
"MAN THE FUCK UP YA WUSS" you hear all way from arena
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>601661
Retreat to the nearest gutter to wallow in our sadness
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>601661
Curse the world in a far eastern oriental language of weird squiggly moon runes like in those animu you used to watch
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>601661
random passing paladin thinks you are possessed by a demon, and decides to purge it
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>601661
Get a grip
>>
that rabbit hole is probably fake and the REAL one is under the trap door
>>
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>>601665
wallowin
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>601678
REMEMBER HOTBLOODED SHONEN ANIME AND MAN THE FUCK UP
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>601678
You meet a certain depresed elf that walks funny because his anus got permanently disfigured with the ancient dildo
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>601678
Get a grip already
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>601678
Realise were turning into a pile of goo
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>601678
start slicing your wrists open due to how sad you are getting
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>>601684
"Oh hey, you like to wallow in the gutter too huh"
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>601693
remember happy times together
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>601693
He spouts some random shit about telling you to wake up and hands you a red pill but your too high to listen and resist it being forcefully shoved down your throat

All this happens while hearing the barbarian's chanting from the arena calling you a wuss
>>
>>601699
perfect
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>601693
Cry together as one and contemplate life with him
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>>601697
Ah yes, back when you still lived in caves
>>
What the blueberry fuckmuffins is this
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>601706
>>601699
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>601706

Punch yourself in the face in order to regain your strength and go fucking work
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>601706
Well I mean it's not all bad.
We're being paid now instead of having to pay the dragons.
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>601706
realize that you still live in cave and everything was a lie
EVERYTHING
Why do you think you can hear barbarians always? BECAUSE YOU LOCATED UNDER THEIR CELLS
IN MINES
WORKING DIRTY JOB FOR NO WAGE AND JUST FOOD
PROVIDING SERVICES TO TALL FAGGOTS
>>
>>601712
Systematic sabotaging of manlets by other tribes
>>
>>601720
3deep5me
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>601706
now combine your sorrow and become more powerful than you could ever imagine
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>>601722

Why am I not surprised. Why am I even less surprised by the dragons only showing up now to fuck with us.
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>>601718
Well that was weird, let's get to work
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>601732

Ask the guards if you can net some extra cash by working overtime.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>601732
Drop by the arena
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>601732
yeah. to work
IN THE CAVES
YOU ARE PLUNGER, PUSHING SHIT OF TALL FAGGOTS THRU THE TUBES
THAT'S THE REALITY
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>601732
Clock in
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>601732
Realise the work day is already over since you fucked around too much
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>601732
oh look, the cutest guard is working today, too
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>>601738
"Alright, Gob II....Running a bit late today, aren't we"
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

Should we even consider breaking the manlets out now?
I mean they're pretty well set.
They're actual citizens instead of slaves.
They have well paying jobs and can buy land.
And they aren't tortured every other hour

>>601747
I blame Todd of the Howard clan
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>601747
Be a tree to avoid punishment
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>601747
you start seeing things which should be there
weaboo things
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>601747
>>601745
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>>601750
I'm convinced it's all is a lie, it's all way too good to be true
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>>601750
>implying this is not a dream. were jumping down the rabbit hole under that trap door
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>>601752
YOu did your best tree impression. The guard just tells you to stop goofing around and get to work

>>601757
What, can't manlets have something nice and not be in some sort of a dream?
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>601762
reroll on this >>601753

>What, can't manlets have something nice and not be in some sort of a dream?
Yes
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>>601762
You can't work for you are a tree. Trees don't work
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>>601762
>What, can't manlets have something nice and not be in some sort of a dream?
I know who I'm questin with
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>>601764
Who put this here
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>601768
grow mohawk
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>>601768
Invest in this masterpiece
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>>601774
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>>601774
Rng dictates that its time to leave the dream
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>601774
Two nat 100s in a row, goddamn.
>>601779
Work.
We gotta get the money for watching fights.
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>601779
start seeing more weaboo things
and orcs which look very real
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>601779
Wake up from the dream and get back to real life.

The mines with horrible working conditions under the barb cells being fed by how much you work
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>601779
work
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>>601786
"That thing you really like will never be localized. And if it is, it'll be a shitty censored dub"
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>601796
Work
We must not be compromised by orc hallucinations
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>601796

work and chat up your workmate
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>601796
MORE ORC WEABOO VISIONS
MOOOOOOOOOORE
REMEMBER
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>601796
Dragonzilla attacks the city
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>>601796
Regrow Crown Hair. Eat bagel that one Gobbo always has for you.
what happened to the imps? They get axed?
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>>601803
"also your waifu a shit"
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>601796
Gee I hope our work isn't influenced by these weeaboo hallucinations
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>601815
Forgot roll
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>601816
HENSHIN INTO MASKED MANLET
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>>601816


Wake the fuck up and work overtime
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>>601815
They work desk jobs and in libraries.

Their wings help carrying paperwork to high places easier
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>601816
>>601798
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>601816

work then something happens
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>601816
Transform into a mahou shoujo
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>601820
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>601821
Regrow Crown Hair. Eat one of those cooked cheese bagels that one Imp brings for everyone.
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anime y prehistoria
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shit wrong thread
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>>601819
MEANWHILE,

"Sir, I think there's something wrong with him"
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>601842
Mahou shoujo orc tells you to wake up
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>601842
Henshin actually works
You was a Space Sheriff Manlet all along
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>>601842
Faint from shock of everything. Also realize that you can fly! Just like the dragons daddy told you about!
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>601842

The guards notice you've been poisoned and take you to the infirmary. Thankfully your healthcare services cover this so you still get paid.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>601842
Work damn it
You can save your transformation for when you're home
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>601842
"he is becoming too awesome"
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>601225
Oh hey, guy. Sup?
>>601368
Awe... what?
>>601345
Oh... YOU!
The guy who wanted us all to be skellies is now killing skellies? Fuck you.
>>601842
There is something wrong with all of us. Like why we let you savages in here?
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>601842
piss test
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>601849
I am shit at remembering to roll
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>>601848
He's a space cowboy
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>>601853
"STOP INTERFERING WITH HOT BLOOD HEART OF THIS FELLOW YA WUSS"
random anon hears from afar
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>>601859
no no, he needs a ride and team for being Space Cowboy
Space Sheriffs work alone
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>>601853
"You're in no condition to work. I'm bringing you to a healer"
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>>601866
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY SHIT" he hears right after.
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>601873
Run away yelling about space sheriffs and anime
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>601873
Guard notices that the other workers entertained by your shenanigans. Productivity soars. Get promotion: full time factory entertainer.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>601873
OTOKO NA N' DAROUUUU?
GUZUGUZU SURU NA YOOOOOO
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>601873
The spirit of the dance troupe overtakes prince gobbo!
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>>601873
YAMETEEEEE
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>601873
faint in guards arms. Dream of cheese and imps.
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>>601876
"Hmmm"

You were then promoted to Factory Jester
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>601892
>>601882
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>601892
>>601851

You get paid according to your new, superior, work position
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>>601889
>>601892
see this.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>601892
but actually you are THE Defender of Justice
Fighting crimes and helping your fellow savages and especially orcs
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>601892
KAN-PAI
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>601892
>>601896
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>601892
I will roll again then ;-;
this is my choice>>601889
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>601892
Due to our new position we let out some phat beats that get the other manlets pumped up
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You know. I am not even salty. I am just sad by how futile everything in this adventure is.

Sneks, ents, dance troupe, Wanpanch being weak as shit...sigh
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OP is having connection errors.
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>>601899
"I AM THE DEFENDER OF JUSTICE! FIGHTING CRIMES IS MY MISSION, HELPING MY FELLOW SAVAGES ESPECIALLY ORCS IS MY DUTY! EVIL! BEWARE!" you yelled

The other manlets are amused
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>601908
>>601896
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>601916
God is amused too and actually gives you super powers and ability to transform into Manlet Rider
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>>601923

meant for >>601916
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>601916
Factory manager notices the genius in your brand of comedy and thinks he can use you to invite the King to the factory for a show and impress him.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>601916
>>601924
I gotta reroll for that
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>>601927
MEANWHILE, UP ON THE MANAGER OFFICE
"Hey, guard, what's happening down there?"

"That's our new Factory Jester sir. He suddenly kept yelling about being a defender of justice and whatnot while jumping around doing weird poses. The others workers apprently loves it so it increased morale and productivity"

"Hmmmmm....yes, yes, that's perfect!"

"wut"

"We'll invite the King down to our humble factory! When he sees the genius in this type of comedic morale boost, he'll surely give us more funding!"
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>601933
The manager's plan fails. Miserably.
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>>601933
MEANWHILE IN THE SECRET BASE OF MANLET RIDER
You actually discover super abilities.
THAT GREEN PILL DID SOMETHING TO YOUR BODY
YOU ARE STRONG AS 100 ORCS, but it only works when you wear mask
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