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>Information

This quest takes place long before the events of The Last Airbender. Long before Aang, Roku, Kyoshi, Kuruk, or Yangchen. You play as a young Earthbender from a small village in one of the many Kingdoms scattered across the main continent. As a powerful villain strives to dominate the world, you will be forced to make choices that can stop it, aid it, or have no effect whatsoever.

>Rules

After each update I make, there will be a voting period of ten minutes. Once ten minutes have passed, whatever option has the most support will be the winner.

Write-ins are accepted, but only when specified If you see a write-in option, suggest whatever you like. If not, choose from the options I have provided.

Sometimes, rolls will be required. I will assign them, and they will operate under a d100 system. You will have three chances, and if one of the rolls succeeds, you pass. There are no crits, but I do take into account how much you succeed or fail by.

I reserve the right to veto certain write-ins, but will try to avoid doing so.

I hope you all have fun
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First for eskimo waifus
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It's time
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>>580523
You beat me out by a second you ultranigger.
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Awww shit
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>>580510
I'm ready to be.
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The village has been tense lately.

Normally a peaceful place, free of war, and even mostly free of crime, the village you call home has always been a wonderful place to live. Everybody knows each other, and virtually everyone treats one another with kindness. Sitting at the edge of a forest, and close to a stream, there is always plenty of exploring to do, fish to catch, and a myriad of other things to occupy your time, which is good, because there aren't many people your age living there.

You're fourteen years old, still quite young, but reaching the age where responsibilities are beginning to appear, and your free time is becoming more and more precious to you. Your parents run a small shop, selling hand-crafted trinkets to scrape together a living.

Your father is an Earthbender, and a veteran of the last war your kingdom fought in. He's known as a hero to the villagers for helping keep the kingdom safe and independent. Now, he's been called by Lord Ghonhu to defend the western border, as have most of the men from your village. In fact, aside from the elderly, you're really the only man in this village.

So, your mom's been depending on you more these past few weeks. Right now, she's sent you off to gather some firewood. You're in charge of preparing dinner tonight, so you don't have too much time to waste.

You can head to the North woods and probably finish quickly, or head South to the stream and see if your friend Handa is there.

>A. Head North

>B. Head South
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>>580562
>C.
Have traumatic future flashbacks of events gone wrong, earth benders performing avatar-tier feats and queens getting killed and somehow resurrected
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>>580562
>South.
Cause we need an excuse to procrastinate.
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>>580562
>B. Head South
Who is this Handa?
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>A
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>580562
1. North
2. South
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>>580562
>A. Head North
Gotta get the cash gotta get the dough
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>>580562
B
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>wake up
>it's avatar quest time

"Okay"
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>>580562
>B. Head South
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>>580562
>B
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>>580562
>A. Head North
Narcolepsy when
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>>580562
B
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>>580562
>A.
Not the waifus already!
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>>580575
>>580578
There isn't any need to rush, so long as you don't waste too much time. You decide to go South.

The walk through the woods to reach the stream is usually pretty safe, but you stay alert. The forest always has its predator's, and you don't have any weapons on you. At least, no normal ones.

You're an Earthbender, one of the few in your village. Your father's taught you the basics, and you're pretty sure you could hold your own in a fight, but it's probably better not to take that risk.

Reaching the stream without incident, you find Handa, just as you were hoping.

She's the closest to your age in the village, only a few months older than you. Her parents sell fish in the village, which is why she's at the stream today. You notice the spear in her hand, and the small pile of fish at her side. Looks like she's been hard at work today.

Her back is turned to you, and she's wearing the simple brown clothing she normally puts on to do her job. Her shoulder-length brown hair blows as a small breeze comes through, and she raises her right hand, throwing the spear into the stream. When she pulls it back out, you see that she's managed to capture another fish.

As she turns to add it to the pile, you walk over, offering a greeting.

"Hey," she greets pleasantly, setting the spear down for a second. "What are you doing out here?"

>A. Looking for firewood

>B. You were bored, so you figured you'd come see her

>C. You were hoping to snag some fish from her

>D. Something else
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>>580638
>A. Looking for firewood
>B. You were bored, so you figured you'd come see her
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>>580638
>A. Looking for firewood
>C. You were hoping to snag some fish from her
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>>580638
>B
Time to waifu
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>>580652
So predictable
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>>580638
>A. Looking for firewood
>B. You were bored, so you figured you'd come see her
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>>580638
>>B. You were bored, so you figured you'd come see her
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>>580652
Never waifu off the bat. See what the options are first.
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>>580638
>D. Waifu her
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>>580662
Wisely spoken
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>>580656
She's literally the only girl in the village for us, what do you expect?
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>>580638
>A. Looking for firewood
>C. You were hoping to snag some fish from her
"Can I borrow some fish? I'm in charge of dinner right now. I'll owe you one if you can help make it easier than having to hunt for something."
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>>580666
Good point, Satan
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>>580674
Satan?
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>>580638
>A.
Come on, already guys?

Also read your last avatar quest it was pretty good, loved the characters but it fizzled out near the end.
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>>580678
Check your post number.
>>580674
Hope you stockpiled on waifu pics when rolling.
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>>580652
>>580663
Ahem...
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>>580665
Plus we (the players) know nothing about her. What if she's a huge asshole that never bathes and looks like Margaret Thatcher
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>>580648
You explain to her that you were sent to find some firewood, but you got bored and decided to come see her.

Her brown eyes narrow slightly. "Well, glad you think I'm more exciting than picking up sticks. But, I don't really have time to hang out today, there's a lot of extra work to do with dad called to the West."

She's told you that a lot these past few weeks. The two of you usually spend your free time exploring the woods together, or sometimes skipping stones when you don't feel like doing that. But, with the men of the village gone, the children and teenagers have had a lot more work to do, and the two of you just haven't had any free time.

>A. Try to convince her to take a break

>B. Offer to help her with her work if she helps with yours

>C. Go collect some firewood and promise to talk to her later

>D. Something else
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>First thread
>SOM already not letting us waifu a girl
CHOO CHOO
H
O
O

C
H
O
O
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>>580707
>B. Offer to help her with her work if she helps with yours
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>>580707
>B. Offer to help her with her work if she helps with yours
We get to catch dinner as well
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>>580707
>>C. Go collect some firewood and promise to talk to her later
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>>580707
>C. Go collect some firewood and promise to talk to her later
Tell her we miss spending time with her, and we hope we'll get to be together more often soon.
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>>580707
>B. Offer to help her with her work if she helps with yours

Makes sense
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>>580707
>D. Say you'll hang out with her later then, leave her to her work. She's busy, she'll just get annoyed if we keep trying to talk.
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>>580707
>C.
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>>580723
Gonna count this as a vote for C
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>>580707
>B. Offer to help her with her work if she helps with yours

We can end the waifu shit before it begins by locking someone down quick.
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>>580733
Fair enough.
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>>580736
Anon, would I ever make something that easy for you?
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>>580738
You make it easy to get from one place to another. Because you're always railroading.
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>>580738
I don't know, last quest of yours i was in was Spirit Detective quest...
Huh, yeah i guess not.
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>>580742
Choo Choo
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>>580738
Yes, if only to correct an error on your part. Otherwise no you are quite punishing, but fair which is why I enjoy participating in your threads
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>>580707
>B.
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>>580754
Thanks, Mecha
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>>580761
SOM, is this MC black? If so, why do you keep running black MCs?
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>>580773
Since he's from the Earth Kingdom, I doubt he's black
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>>580757
>>580715
There is a way the two of you can do your jobs and spend some time together. You offer to help her catch some fish if she helps you collect some firewood.

Her lips curl upward, her eyes twinkling with amusement. "I'm not so sure that's a good idea, remember last time?"

You vaguely remember the spear ending up in a tree, and falling into the stream when you climbed up to try and retrieve it. But, in your defense, you're pretty sure that only happened because she decided to scare you when you were about to throw the spear. Still, that doesn't keep her from bringing it up constantly.

"Thanks," she tells you. "But I only brought the one spear. We can hang out later, okay?"

That's that, you suppose. Agreeing to hang out later, you leave her to her work, and undergo the process of gathering firewood. It doesn't take very long, and you soon return to the village, placing the wood in its proper place.

Now, all that remains to be done is for you to find something to eat. Stepping inside your home, you pass by your mother, who runs the shop on the ground floor.

"Did you get the firewood?" she asks, looking away from a customer for just a moment.

>A. Yeah, you just need to hunt something to eat

>B. Yeah, now you're going to see if you get get Handa to give you some fish

>C. Ask where your dad's hunting spear is

>D. Something else
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>>580803
>A. Yeah, you just need to hunt something to eat
>C. Ask where your dad's hunting spear is
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>>580803
>A. Yeah, you just need to hunt something to eat
>>C. Ask where your dad's hunting spear is
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>>580774
'African American' Then?

>>580803
>A. Yeah, you just need to hunt something to eat
>C. Ask where your dad's hunting spear is

I have finally seen the start of one of your questions.
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>>580773
>>580819
>implying
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>>580828
SOM has this weird thing with black MCs. Only Human Quest and his other Avatar Quest don't have black MCs.

In his own words Tofoo is "darker than Popo".
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>>580803
>>A. Yeah, you just need to hunt something to eat

Just bend.
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Can we not bend a crude spear out of rock ?
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So Som is black?
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>>580837
Tofoo is tan or olive skin what's with this black mc thing, and if the character is an earth bender he is probably light skinned or tan.
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>>580843
>People questioning weather or not our as-yet nameless MC is black or not
>Literal spearchucker
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A.
C.
Better to have it and not need it.
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>>580850
As a black man I can instantly tell when another person is black on the internet.

Yes he is
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>>580855
SOM literally said that they used Tofoo's afro to block out full moons when he was training with Goku and Kori.
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>>580855
We decided back when he was a kid that tofoo would be black, looking like uub with an afro, but people hate the idea now, so it's retconned.
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>>580866
He never said that
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>>580864
We all know only horses browse the internet Male, Don't lie to us.
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>>580855
Ignore him, he's been shitposting his obsession of the color black for some time.
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>>580864
Do white people be crazy?
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>>580812
>>580813
Telling her that you have, you ask where your dad's hunting spear is.

"Hanging on the wall in my room," she answers before turning her attention back to the man in front of her. "Be careful out there."

She doesn't say more than that; she has faith in you, and you know better than to mess around out there. Walking upstairs, you enter your parent's room, approaching the rack on the wall, which hangs below the head of a tigerdilo your dad killed some time ago.

All of the other weapons are gone; your dad took most of them with him, and your mother carries the dagger he left begins. His spear hangs alone, and you leave the rack bare as you remove it.

You've been hunting before, and there's plenty to eat around here, so you shouldn't have much trouble. The woods to the north are usually where you hunt, and, wanting to get this done with quickly, you decide to head there today.

Creeping around while making as little noise as possible, you keep your ears open, searching for any sounds that could indicate some sort of animal. For a short time, you hear nothing, but as you continue your search, you hear a twig snap to your left.

Stopping in your tracks, you slowly turn in that direction, finding yourself facing a tall bush, which begins to rustle.

>A. Throw your spear into it

>B. Earthbend a rock into it

>C. Take a few steps back

>D. Don't do anything, yet; stay still and wait to see what comes
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>>580882
>D. Don't do anything, yet; stay still and wait to see what comes
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>>580864
Am I black...?
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>>580882
>>D. Don't do anything, yet; stay still and wait to see what comes
spear at the ready to impale something if it pounces at us.
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>>580882
>>B. Earthbend a rock into it
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>>580882
C.
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>>580864
SOM is from West Philadelphia born and raised. He actually has said he was from Philly.
>>580873
He did, he also said that they only made fried chicken for him when he lived at Capsule Corp.
>>580882
>>B. Earthbend a rock into it
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>>580882
>D.
Keep the spear ready.

>>580871
I remember that but the tan DQIV protag idea was thrown around as well and that's what I based my idea of Tofoos appearance on
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>>580882
>D. Don't do anything, yet; stay still and wait to see what comes
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>>580882

>D. Don't do anything, yet; stay still and wait to see what comes
Might be a person.
Keep your spear at the ready in case it pounces at us.
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>>580888
>>580891
Ignoring your instincts to attack or retreat, you instead remain still, readying your spear just in case it's a predator, but restraining yourself from throwing in case it's a person.

That turns out to have been a good decision, as what emerges from the bushes is indeed a person.

She's a girl, looking not too much older than you, with short black hair, and green eyes that widen in surprise when she sees you standing there with a spear. Her clothes are ripped and dirty, making it difficult to tell what their original color was, and you notice a twig stuck in her hair. She's probably been traveling in the woods for a while, or else has had a very eventful trip.

Eyes on your spear, she drops into a stance you recognize as one used by Earthbenders.

"Are you working for Jongu?" she asks, voice growing stern and eyes narrowing.

>A. Who?

>B. No

>C. Ask who she is

>D. Ask what she's doing out here

>E. Something else
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>>580955
>>E. Walk away "fuck you"
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>>580955
>>A. Who?
>B. No
>C. Ask who she is
>D. Ask what she's doing out here
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>>580955
>E. "I'm hunting for my village. You look like you've been out here for a week, are you alright?"
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>>580955
>A.
>C.
>D.
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>>580955
>B. No
>E. I'm just out looking for food. You see any game nearby?
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>>580968
Donte pls

>>580955

>D. Ask what she's doing out here
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>>580955
>B. No
>E. Put the spear down.
>>580978
Plus this
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>>580955
>B. No
>>C. Ask who she is
>>>D. Ask what she's doing out here
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>>580955
>A. Who?
>B. No
"Just out here to catch food, but ended up finding some strange girl that acts hostile on our first meeting."
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>>580955
>A
>C
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>>580978
>>580987
>>580977
>>580979
"Who?" you ask, confused.

"Jongu!" she repeats, her tone impatient. "The Warlord!"

"No," you tell her, not knowing who that is, but certain you aren't working for any Warlord.

The girl visibly relaxes, though she maintains her stance, and eyes your spear cautiously. Her strange behavior and disheveled appearance prompt you to ask her who she is.

"I'm Lantana," she girl answers, her stern and irritable tone fading somewhat.

Following her answer, you ask what she's doing out here.

"Hey, no fair, you asked the last question," she tells you, a small trace of suspicion working its way into her voice. "What are you doing out here?"

"I'm hunting for my village," you answer. "But you look like you've been out here for a week, are you alright?"

"I'm fine," she answers. "Wait, village?"

There's fear in her voice, and she looks over her shoulder for a moment before turning back to you.

"Show me where it is," she insists. "We have to warn them!"

>A. About what?

>B. Alright

>C. Tell her she's crazy

>D. Something else
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>>581058
>We have to warn them

>Inb4 everyone is already dead

>About what?
>Alright.
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>>581058
>D. Something else
"How did his men even get this far? How many of them?"
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>>581058
>A. About what?
"You asked the last question, fair's fair."
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>>581058
>>A. About what?
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>>581058
>C. Tell her she's crazy
>>D. Leave without her
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>B.
Post haste
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>>581058
>>B. Alright
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>>581058
Seems serious, so
>B.
Then along the way
>A.
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>>581065
As if I'd make things that easy for you
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>>581058
>A. About what?

>>581065
>Inb4 everyone is already dead
Probably
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>>581058>>581058
>A. About what?

>B. Alright
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>>581095
Ok lemme fix that

>Inb4 they're killed right in front of us.
One by one.
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>>581058
>D. "What's going on? You haven't brought trouble with you, have you?"
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>>581130
Now you get it
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>>581058
Bitch is probably gonna lead the Warlord right to us

C.
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>>581140
Oh fuck. Does this mean the Warlord's Handhound is going to rape us?
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>>581130
That is why village waifu refused to romance with MC at the start. She knows that she will be dramatically killed in first chapter to give hero a reason to embark upon his noble quest for vengeance.
I respect all of that NPCs that have to die for good storytelling
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>>581153
I'm gonna bet SOM is gonna give us a chance to fight him and win.

If we bet all of SOM's 100 DCs.
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>>581069
>>581083
>>581087
"About what?" you ask, not sure how seriously to take the girl.

"Jongu!" she tells you, growing more distressed by the second. "His men are going to be heading right for your village! We have to warn them!"

Whether or not she's telling the truth, you can't take that risk with the lives of your friends and family.

"Alright," you relent, turning and rushing back toward the village.

Despite clearly being exhausted, Lantana keeps pace with you pretty well, managing to stick just beyond you as you tear through the forest. No longer caring about being quiet, you make a fair amount of noise as you run home, so much so that a few villagers have stopped what they're doing, and look toward the woods as you and the girl emerge from the trees.

"What's wrong?" Handa's mother asks, approaching you with a concerned expression.

"The village is in danger!" Lantana explains.

Handa's mother regards the girl with a surprised expression. "And how would you know that? I've never seen you around here before."

"I'm not from around here," she confirms. "I've been running from the people that are on their way here!"

>A. Wait, she lead this guy here?

>B. How many are there?

>C. How'd they get past the soldiers to the West?

>D. Run home and warn your mother

>E. Something else
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>>581177
>A. Wait, she lead this guy here?
>B. How many are there?
>C. How'd they get past the soldiers to the West?

When you want to warn people, but get them all killed instead. feelsbad
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>>581177
>A. Wait, she lead this guy here?
>B. How many are there?
>C. How'd they get past the soldiers to the West?
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>>581177

>B. How many are there?
>D. Run home and warn your mother
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>>581177
>A. Wait, she lead this guy here?
>>C. How'd they get past the soldiers to the West?
>>>E. Suggest we give the girl to this 'Jenga' he'll probably leave us alone.
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>>581177
>We got in time to tell someone.

Oh god Jongu is here isn't he.
He followed us didn't he.
We're fucked.

>A
>B
>D
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>>581197
This
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>>581192
This
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>>581192
>Jenga

Nice
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>>581197
This
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Maybe if we give Lantana to Jongu he and his army of darkness will spare our village?

>C. How'd they get past the soldiers to the West?
I guess old style, slaughtered them all.
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>>581177
>>A. Wait, she lead this guy here?
>>B. How many are there?
>>D. Run home and warn your mother
>>E. Have handas mom spread the news and get her family safe.
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Remember to pay your respects to Toph
Let her blindness lead you and your dice rolls towards blind luck.
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>>581177
B.
E. Instead of warn mother warn general village.
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>>581226
>>581225
>>581219
>>581210
>>581206
>>581199
>>581198
>>581197
>>581192
>>581191
>>581190
>>581186

New thread theme

>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I

Brace yourselves
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>>581241
>ofw in two more post everyone we ever knew or loved is dead
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>>581271
Given that we didn't even know anyone in our village besides our mother and waifu, I'm okay with this.
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>>581271
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>>581271
>Inb4 our mother looks at us while she's dying and smiles and says.

>"It's not your fault."
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>>581271

Hey atleast the value of the land will go up, and we'll be the legal owner of it all.
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>>581271
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>>581241
Why can't we ever have nice things?
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>>581197
>>581191
>>581190
>>581226
"Wait, you lead him here?!" you ask accusingly, feeling anger begin to bubble inside of you.

"No," she insists, holding up her hands defensively. "He's been heading this way for a while now, I'm just going in the same direction."

"Who's coming?" Handa's mother asks.

"Jongu," Lantana answers. "He's a powerful Warlord who's been conquering Kingdoms on the Western continent. Now, he's leading his army this way."

That would explain why your dad was called West. To reach your village, Jongu would have had to get through the defenses Lord Ghonhu set up on the border. You don't want to believe that something's happened to your father, so you ask the girl how Jongu's forces got past the soldiers.

"There weren't enough people to stop him," Lantana tells you, terrible regret in her voice. "They fought hard, but they were all killed or captured."

You feel as though she just punched you in the gut. Your dad's gone, if not dead, being a held a prisoner by some kind of madman.

"How many people does Jongu have?" you ask numbly.

"A lot," Lantana answers vaguely. "I don't know exactly how many, but there seem to be more every time he captures a village."

"Well, he's not going to capture ours," Handa's mother tells her, a determined expression on her face.

She looks to you. "Warn your mother, and anyone else you can find, we need to defend the village."

"You can't!" Lantana insists. "There are too many of them, you can't stop them!"

"This is our home," Handa's mother counters. "And we'll protect it with our lives."

>A. Right (go warn the others)

>B. You agree with Lantana, you need to run while you can

>C. Ask how much of the battle Lantana saw

>D. Ask Lantana if she can fight

>E. Something else
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>>581294
At least there is a bright side :^)
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>>581299
Suffering is good for the soul, anon
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>>581308
See >>581288
>>581302
>B. You agree with Lantana, you need to run while you can
>>C. Ask how much of the battle Lantana saw
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>>581299
Because other people see how nice our things are and want them for themselves or end up breaking them so no one else can have them.
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>>581302
Shit. This is bad.

>B
>C
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>>581303
OP will destroy that too.

>>581302
>B

>We will protect it with our lives.
Is almost always a death flag if your not a main character.
Sometimes even then
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>>581302
B and C
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>>581302

>A. Right (go warn the others)

You'll never take our freedom!!

>>581299
You need to earn nice things by taking and killing others who want them as well anon.
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>>581302
B. Live to fight another day as the glorious people of Omashu said. (Or will say in some odd hundred years from now).
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>>581302
>E. "[Name], stop! Think about it for a moment! All of our men, including my father, were already killed or captured when they broke through the west. We can't stop them with women and elderly. If we leave, they may take everything, but at least we'll have our lives. We can rebuild. I don't think i need to tell you what would happen to women like you and Handa if they were captured by soldiers on the march. Please, we have to leave."
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>>581324
>Rape in the Avatarverse
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>>581324
Basically this.
>>581302
>>581316
I look forward to it
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>>581324
This
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Finally off work and able to read
>>581241
Nice taste Som
>>581302
Oh lord we're about to get rekt, but I guess that's par for the course
>B
>C
>D
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>>581331
We're on 4chan, not nickelodeon
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>>581331
>Implying its Rape if everybody is screaming and covered in blood.
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>>581302
>E. Earthbend a wall around the village with Lantana's help; when the warlord come tell him there is no War here ;^) and that our name is Joo Dee.
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>>581308
As someone writing and reading marvel quests this is objectively correct
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>>581313
>>581311
>>581316
>>581317
>>581319
>>581339
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>>581347
Ba Sing Se already exists
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>>581358
But it's not fucked up yet. I think >>581347's point was to corner the market on secret police forces and brainwashed tour guides.
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>>581358
Yeah but they didn't lose it to the fire nation yet, the hundred year war is a long way away.
>>581353
>Concern.
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>>581302
>B
>C
>>581353
Som, why are you so evil? Why do you take joy in the suffering of others?
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>>581374
Because the suffering makes the joys that much sweeter
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Good, I'm not too late. The pit hasn't arrived yet and we aren't pursuing some stupid kid.
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>>581374
No story without conflict.
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>>581374
>Som, why are you so evil? Why do you take joy in the suffering of others?
It's his defense mechanism for being the most hated QM of /tg/ vintage.
I still love you SOM. Even if you haven't let us collect gross monster penises yet.
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>>581303
Fires of burning villages tends to be bright. So we have that going for us, which is nice.
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>>580855
>Didn't check for quest until now
>waifuing already starts
>everyone we know or loved is probably going to get the ole'rape n pillage routine
>now we own the village if they all die
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>>581419
>Not remarketing the Village
>Not selling off pieces of it too new people
>Not making a deal with BEG to make a profit on every person he rapes and/or pillages.
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>>581311
>>581313
Handa's mom may be willing to lay down her life for her home, but you believe what Lantana said; the villagers won't be able to stop this madman. As much as it pains you, you agree that you have to leave the village behind.

Handa's mother is not happy when you voice your opinion.

"We can't just run!" she tells you angrily. "Our lives are here, none of us have the money to just start a new life someplace else."

"You can't afford to stay, either," Lantana tells her. "Jongu will capture or kill anybody who doesn't pledge loyalty to him. You can either let him have your village, leave, or die."

"Or we can stay and fight!" she insists.

"Yunta!" you shout, getting her attention by making this one of the rare occasions where you use her name. "Think about this. All of the men were killed and captured by these people. We can't stop them with women and the elderly."

Lantana gives you a peeved look at that last sentence.

"If we leave, they may take everything, but at least we'll have our lives," you continue. "We can rebuild. Think about what will happen to you, Handa, and the other women in the village if they're captured by soldiers. Please, we have to leave."

The thought of what could become of her daughter seems to finally break Yunta's stubborn resolve. The determination to fight to the end is replaced with resigned sorrow.

"But, we can't outrun them," she tells you. "They'll catch us eventually."

"Not if I hold them off," Lantana tells her.

"You?!" Yunta asks incredulously, her voice going up a few octaves. "What are you going to do?"

"I've fought Jongu's men a few times," Lantana answers. "I should be able to keep them distracted for a short bit. Enough time for you to get a good head start."

>A. Volunteer to stay and help

>B. Go and warn the others to leave the village

>C. Yantu has a point, you can't run forever. Maybe it's better to stand and fight

>D. Tell Lantana she's crazy

>E. Something else
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>>581419
>>everyone we know or loved is probably going to get the ole'rape n pillage routine
Could be worse, could be old good orcs rape and kill.
Not that orc rape is worse, orc rape results in half-orcs with backstory to edgy to exist.
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>>581426
>we don't rebuild the village or sell it
>we build a fuck huge wall
>no one dares to touch it as they would get impaled by our earth bending skills
>eventually pepole just set up shop out side it
>we accidentally became the first earth king
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>>581435
>B. Go and warn the others to leave the village
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>>581435
>>A. Volunteer to stay and help
2 benders are better than one.

If this bitch is fucking us over she's gonna die painfully.
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>>581435
>>A. Volunteer to stay and help
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>>581435
>A. Volunteer to stay and help

>>581450
>Its a great wall
>The best wall
>We can't escape our own wall
>We start our own kingdom inside of the wall
>Future generations worship the wall.
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>accidentally
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>>581435
E
Build a wall
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>>581435
>B.
Then
>A.
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>>581435
>A. Volunteer to stay and help
I can't wait to get rekt
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>>581435
>who doesn't pledge loyalty to him
Are we that concerned who collect taxes and so?
Was our previous lord so good? Do we feel obligated to be relay loyal to him?
Is pledging allegiance to Jongu so bad option in comparison to looting?

>E. Surrender the village
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>>581435
>B. Go and warn the others to leave the village
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>>581479
Maybe not

But, the men from your village fought and died to stop this guy
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>>581485
Point.
But from other perspective they fought not against him but for our liege lord as his levy.
We are just thrown in conflict of rich and mighty.
Also in many conflict when invading army was moving in people rarely fought unless they had any real chance.
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>>581485
But they fought for their lord. Maybe he would make us the new lord of this area. And then we can form the early Dai Li.
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>>581435
E. Set up decoys with earth bending. If our skill and Lantana are good enough to make earth statues. Make human looking ones as fake army/ fake villagers to at least slow down Jenga's rampage as they are distracted.
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>>581519
Kyoshi was the one who formed the Dai Li.
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>>581457
>>581465
This girl seems confident, but you really doubt she can just hold off an entire army by herself. You doubt staying behind would be of much help, either, but you decide to do it anyway, volunteering to help her fight.

Lantana shakes her head. "No, go with your family. One more person here won't make a difference."

"Your mother wouldn't let you stay behind, anyway," Yunta tells you. "She won't leave without you."

You see smoke rising in the distance. Either a forest fire's started, or the army's on its way. Either way, you're running out of time.

>A. It's your decision; you're staying

>B. Go talk to your mother

>C. There's no more time to waste, warn everyone to leave

>D. Fine, you'll leave
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>>581435
A and B

And if we can, do this
>>581520
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>>581435
>A. Volunteer to stay and help
Do it for Handa.
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>>581532
>>581528
>A. It's your decision; you're staying
>and thus ends earthbender quest
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>>581526
She hasn't formed it yet though.
>>581528
>C. There's no more time to waste, warn everyone to leave
Tell Lantana to meet up with us after losing the army.
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>>581528
>>A. It's your decision; you're staying
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>>581528
C.

We should go, we should keep at least one decent fighter with the group. A bunch of peasants running off into the brush would probably get themselves fucked up again
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>>581528
>a
>inb4 we're either useless or turn into a walking war machine
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>>581528
>A. It's your decision; you're staying
>E. Tell her I've gone on ahead. Someone has to buy time.
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>>581528
Still pushing for>>581520
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>>581528
>B. Go talk to your mother
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>>581528
>A. It's your decision; you're staying
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Is c us leaving to warn everyone or telling Yunta to warn the villagers?
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>>581554
Both, or you can specify just one
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>>581541
>>581528
Oh, and let her know we're an earthbender too.
She doesn't know.
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>>581528
>>581578
>A.
>C.
Tell Yunta to warn everyone
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>>581589
>>581552
>>581546
>>581545
>>581543
>>581541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM

Godspeed, anons
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>>581601
I WALK NOT INTO THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH, FOR EVIL DOES NOT WALK WITH ME SOMNIUS.

A bottle of whiskey is however.
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>>581601
You gotta stop doing that man you, are freaking me out.
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>>581601
It was a good run anons, I'm excited for your next quest Som
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>>581601
You play with my heart Som every time you do this. Also https://youtu.be/oplJnWUtyCE
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>>581601
>going full gurran lagan
>may just actually die first thread
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>>581642
>tfw everyone is trying to get nameless earthbender killed to rejoin Tofoo in King Piccolo Saga 2: Kaioken Boogaloo
>>581618
>A bottle of whiskey is however.
Don't you have cousins to be impregnating?
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>>581654
Dice is that you? Why the fuck does everybody think I live in the south.
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>>581601
>you are a fourteen year old boy in a backwoods village
>LET'S FIGHT AN ARMY


Do it for mother, do it for handa.
We will die, but they might live.
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>>581601
>ALL ABOARD THE RAPE TRAIN.
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>>581541
>>581543
>>581546
>>581545
>>581552
"It's my decision," you tell both of them. "I'm staying."

Lantana sighs, her shoulders drooping just a bit, as if she's already watched you die in this battle.

"Alright," she gives in. "But I'm in charge here; follow my instructions and we both have a better chance of staying alive."

"I'm telling you, your mother won't let you stay," Yunta insists.

"Then tell her I went ahead," you tell her. "Somebody has to stay and protect the village."

Lantana raises an eyebrow.

"Someone from the village," you clarify.

Knowing that she won't convince you otherwise, Yunta goes to round up the other villagers. As the people begin to panic and rush to grab whatever they can before fleeing, Lantana grabs you by the arm, dragging you to the nearby woods, out of sight of your mother or anyone else.

"Look, are you sure about this?" she asks. "Have you ever even been in a fight before?"

>A. Yeah, your dad taught you to fight

>B. You're an Earthbender

>C. Tell her she can't afford to look a gift Eelhound in the mouth

>D. Ask if she's in any condition to fight

>E. Something else
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>>581677
>A. Yeah, your dad taught you to fight
>B. You're an Earthbender
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>>581677
>>B. You're an Earthbender
even if we can't fight directly we can fuck with the terrain at least a bit and set up defenses.
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>>581677
>C
>B
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>>581677
B and C
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>>581677
>A. Yeah, your dad taught you to fight
>B. You're an Earthbender
"Well, the basics at least."
>C. Tell her she can't afford to look a gift Eelhound in the mouth
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>>581677
>A.
>B.
>E. To make things easier on us I can try to earthbend some obstacles to try to force the soldiers in one direction but I have never tried something like this before.

"My father taught me the basics on how to hunt and defend myself. He also taught me some basic earthbending."

Feel free to ignore or support my E I just wanted to throw it in there
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>>581677
>>B. You're an Earthbender

It'll be fine, we just have to run if it gets too bad and not lead them back to the refugees.
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>>581677

>A. Yeah, your dad taught you to fight

>B. You're an Earthbender

>C. Tell her she can't afford to look a gift Eelhound in the mouth

in that order
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>>581712
I'm game, since we are basically trying to slow them down for everyone to get away.
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>>581677
>>A. Yeah, your dad taught you to fight
>>B. You're an Earthbender
>>C. Tell her she can't afford to look a gift Eelhound in the mouth
>>D. Ask if she's in any condition to fight
>>E. Kiss for good luck? Being a suave motherfucker might be fun for a change, outside of MSPQ.
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>>581677
>a
>b
It's been fun guys
Time for death
No matter what we do in this situation someone's gonna die
Let's hope it isn't us
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>>581734
Oh, you might get your wish, my dear anon
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>>581730
>flirting with random girl we just met
>thinks it's gonna work in a som quest
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>>581734
It's better if we die than if the Avatar dies. I bet this guy is just an introductory device and we play as that spear chick instead.
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>>581738
Fuck, fuck.
Its a trap , shit, damn it.
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>>580510
Oh hey it's SOM's new quest

I haven't watched Avatar, but I like SOM.
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>>581740
Worked in Sith Quest. That was a good read too bad the dice pulled the plug.
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>>581748
You thought I'd make everything just work out? My dear, anon, is this the first of my quests you've been involved in?

>>581757
Yes, a terrible loss
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>>581748
But it's an obvious trap, the best KIND of trap!
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>>581748
>Its a trap
And that's not a good thing like a Wong or Country quest. Fuck.
>>581761
>Yes, a terrible loss
Did you mean for this to be read in Slade's voice?
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>>581768
Not just that but the obvious trap that people knew was a trap and picked it anyways
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>>581778
Of course
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Well either way, it's the first thread.
If we die, it's not some huge loss where we're totally invested in the characters and story already.
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>>581788
I hope we get to play as the Avatar then. Does SOM run female MC's? I haven't seen one in all his quest's I've read.
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We shall survive! Long enough to witness an Agni Kai!
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Damn it, i don't want to play a female MC.
Then its gonna be all lesbians and scissorings and cutesy slice of life.
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>>581799
I am prepared to give the protagonist every edge, every scrape every cheap shot he needs to survivd. Even though I wanted a firebender
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>>581788
Although, that also means there's no real point in killing us right away and fucking up whatever story som had planned for us.
That's only bad for som.
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>>581747
Village girl is probably avatar
We either solo an army and become a major badass that everyone is trying to recruit/assassinate and us surviving is a big shock to her and we teach her earth bending
Or we die
Or we run away
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>>581688
>>581711
>>581712
"Yea, my dad taught me how to fight," you tell her. "And, I'm an Earthbender."

She doesn't seem particularly impressed by that, but gives you a nod. "Alright, then do as I say, and we might be able to give the others a chance to escape."

"I could try putting up obstacles with my Earthbending," you tell her. "We could try to force the army in one direction, or just slow them down. But, I've never tried anything like that before."

"I'm not sure how much that would help," she admits. "Jungo has plenty of Earthbenders working for him, not to mention some Water and Firebenders."

That's actually kind of surprising. Most Waterbenders live in the polar regions, and most Firebenders live in the Volcanic Islands. Finding them on the main continent is supposed to be pretty rare.

"Still, you can help me put up some walls," she tells you. "They should be coming from the West, and in most of the battle's I've seen, he hasn't divided his men. He's just used numbers and strength to overwhelm his opponents."

>A. So, leave the other directions open as an escape route?

>B. Ask how many times she's fought this guy

>C. Ask why she's staying behind to protect people she doesn't even know

>D. Something else
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>>581826
>fucking implying
We know we're fucked, were you paying attention?
We're holding them off for as long as we can so that the villagers can escape.

We can't win, and we almost certainly can't escape.
We're sacrificing ourselves for our loved ones.
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>>581836
>>A. So, leave the other directions open as an escape route?
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>>581836
A
B
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>>581826
We should just earth bend and push our village somewhere else!
>A. So, leave the other directions open as an escape route?
>B. Ask how many times she's fought this guy
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>>581836
>C. Ask why she's staying behind to protect people she doesn't even know
>A. So, leave the other directions open as an escape route?

"I probably shouldn't even bring it to your attention, but why are you helping us?"
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>>581836
>A.
>C.
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>>581842
>We know we're fucked, were you paying attention?
>We're holding them off for as long as we can so that the villagers can escape.
>We can't win, and we almost certainly can't escape.
>We're sacrificing ourselves for our loved ones.
Dale, we're gonna be fine, I tell you hwat.
>>581836
>>B. Ask how many times she's fought this guy
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>>581842
I suppose we could pull some savant bullshit like making a terracotta army if we rolled like gods, but yeah that doesn't seem likely.
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>>581836
>A. So, leave the other directions open as an escape route?

>B. Ask how many times she's fought this guy
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>>581861
>savant bullshit
SOM wouldn't let that happen, he's a good QM.
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>>581842
Yea I know
Just wishfuly thinking of what could happen if we survived
So how many people do you think we're going to kill before they kill us? I say like 5 or 6
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>>581872
They're a trained army with benders.
We're a fourteen year old boy.

At best we can slow them down.
We probably won't manage to kill anyone, although our new friend might.

And that's likely for the better.
If we just resist, maybe we'll only be captured or killed quickly instead of tortured.
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>>581861
Believe in the clutch luck that believes in you!
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>>581895
>clutch luck
I don't think you know who's running this quest. Luck doesn't bless SOMNIUS quests often.
>>
All we have to do is lay on the ground for a bit, make a fist, then punch the ground, making a 1,880 feet deep hole in the ground killing our son the Avatar.
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>>581851
>>581854
>>581855
"So, we'll leave the other directions open as escape routes?" you ask.

"Exactly," Lantana tells you with a nod. "We won't be able to hold them off forever, and once they push through, we're going to need to run as fast as we can."

"How many times have you fought this guy?" you ask, not really understanding how she could know so much about this Jungo and his army.

"I've lost count," she answers. "But, I do a little better every time I fight him. I've picked up a few things in every fight."

It doesn't look like any of her fights with this guy have gone very well. Yet, here she is, ready to go another round, and all to protect people she doesn't know.

But why.

"I probably shouldn't bring this up, but why are you helping us?" you finally ask, unable to stop from voicing your curiosity.

"I have a duty to stop men like Jungo," she answers. "But, so far I haven't done a very good job at that. So, the least I can do is try to protect as many people as I can from him."

The village has gone silent, and you don't see anybody there anymore.

"Come on," the girl tells you. "Let's get ready."

The two of you walk side by side to the western entrance of the village. The trees on either side form a nice natural border for the wall that the two of you will have to make.

"Ready?" she asks.

>A. Yes (28)

>B. Ask why she can't do it herself

>C. Something else
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>>581930
He wasn't the avatar's dad. If we'd gone with best girl, he'd have been our brother-in-law though
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>>581948
>A. Yes (28)
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>>581948
>A.
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>>581948
>A. Yes (28)
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>>581948
>A. Yes (28)
>C. "Perhaps we'd be better off making hidden pits than walls, if there are earthbenders among them. We're trying to slow them, not stop them, after all."
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>>581948
>A. No. Let's do it anyways. (28)
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>>581972
>>581968
>>581964
>>581962
>>581956
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I hate being newly single. I swear my sex drive has spiked so much that even seeing cartoon cleavage makes me wank just to prevent me from sexually assaulting someone
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>>581980
>Born centuries apart from those high tier waifu
There better be some good replacements som
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>>582019
Too bad we weren't a fire bender with access to fire nation waifus
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>>582019
>Azula
>High Tier
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>>582026
I wanted to be a firebender too anon
But i didn't get the chance to vote >>582058
But anon, we could give her a redemption arc!
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>>582075
Azula is terrible but it's not her fault. Okay maybe it's a little her fault, I honestly prefer her friends. Also I like islands.
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>>581985
>>581993
>>581994
"Yeah," you tell her.

Standing side by side, the two of you raise a large chunk of Earth from the ground below, one solid piece creating a wall that blocks off the Western entrance to your village. It was pretty easy for the two of you to set up, which makes you worry that it will be easy to tear down.

"Maybe we should try making hidden pits or something," you suggest. "We're dealing with Earthbenders, after all, and we need to slow them down."

Lantana looks at you as if that's the first intelligent suggestion you've made today.

"Good idea," she tells you. "Do you have anything to cover the holes with?"

You recall the firewood you've gathered. That might work.

The two of you create a series of scattered holes behind your wall, and cover them with sicks and branches. Anyone who looks closely will know what's going on. But if the Earthbenders pass through your wall and march forward, a few are bound to fall in.

You hear a horn blowing in the distance.

"Here they come," Lantana warns, raising herself on a pillar of rock.

Doing the same, you see the approaching army. Hundreds of soldiers march toward your walls, lead by a man in armor riding on top of an ostrich horse. Most of the soldiers seem to be wearing basic armor beneath their clothes, and most of them carry swords, axes, or hammers, though a few don't seem to have weapons, which leads you to believe that they are benders.

The man on the ostrich horse looks up at you and Lantana. He has a dark mustache, a short beard, and an armored helmet on his head.

"So, Jungo was right," he comments, staring at Lantana. "You decided to try and defend this village. Good."

>A. Ask if she knows who this is

>B. Ask the man where Jungo is

>C. Tell him to leave your village alone

>D. Break a chunk of rock off your pillar and hurl it down at the man (75)

>E. Something else
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>>582098
>>D. Break a chunk of rock off your pillar and hurl it down at the man (75)
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>>582098

D
RIDE
OR
DIE
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>>582098
>A. Ask if she knows who this is
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>>582098
>D. Break a chunk of rock off your pillar and hurl it down at the man (75)
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>>582098
>>B. Ask the man where Jungo is
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>D
TIME TO ROCK OUT
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>>582098
>D. Break a chunk of rock off your pillar and hurl it down at the man (75)
FUCK HIM UP
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>>582098
>E.
pic related
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>>582098
Can't wait till you say cock instead of rock, SOM. Like Vegeta's dick.
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>>582098
D
GOTTA KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN
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>>582098
>D. Break a chunk of rock off your pillar and hurl it down at the man (75)
We're already in as deep shit as we can possibly get.
Can't get much worse if we miss and fling it into the crowd.

It'll hit someone either way.
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>>582167
>>582162
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>>582109
>>582104
ROLL
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>>582171
Toph, give our dice luck!
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>>582171
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>>582176
PRAISE TOPH
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>582171
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>>582176
Blind Bandit stealing those rolls before her family was even noble.
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>>582176
TOPH PROVIDES
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>>582176
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>>582176
Hell yeah, Earth benders rule!!
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>>582176
Thanks based anon
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>>582176
>>582177
>>582174
>>582104
This guy may not be Jungo, but he seems to be the one in charge of this attack, so you're gonna take him out here and now.

Using your bending, you rip a chunk of stone from the pillar upon which you stand, taking care not to do so in a way that will cause it to collapse. It's not very large, but it should do its job.

You bring the stone up, and with your bending, hurl it at the man, striking him in the head and knocking him clean off his ostrich horse, which rears up and cries in surprise.

Latana chuckles as two soldiers run to check on their fallen superior.

Your attack doesn't seem to have killed him, but it sure does look like it made him angry.

"Get them!" he orders dizzily. "Kill them both!"

A pair of the non-weapon-wielding men step forward, combining their strength to rip a large chunk of rock from the ground, which they then proceed to send flying up at you.

>A. Lower your pillar to avoid it! (59)

>B. Use the power of your bending to break the boulder when it reaches you (80)

>C. Something else
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>>582228
>A. Lower your pillar to avoid it! (59)
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>>582228
>A. Lower your pillar to avoid it! (59)
So even at this point the Airbenders have fucked off to do monk things?
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>>582245
Mostly, yeah.
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>>582228
>A. Lower your pillar to avoid it! (59)
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>>582228
>lower the pillar to avoid it


Also folks, there are a number of ways you can use bending to kill the shit out of people.

Bending mud, dust or sand into people's lungs through the mouth and nose to suffocate them.
Bending a rock into their body through the mouth, anus or an open wound and destroying their internal organs.
Opening the earth beneath them and closing it behind them as they fall.
Accelerating a small pebble to extreme speeds like a bullet rather than a large boulder.
Encasing their limbs in stone and ripping them apart.
Crushing their windpipe with a ring of stone around the neck.

Be sure to come up with as many new methods as possible.
We need options.
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>>582228
>A. Lower your pillar to avoid it! (59)
So how basic is our earth bending exactly?
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>>582228
A
So we gonna die now
Might as well make a fool out of them for as long as possible
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>>582263
Where trying anything fancy is difficult
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>>582243
>>582245
>>582259
>>582260
>>582263
>>582268
ROLL
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>>582275
Do you think Kyoshi/another Earthbender Avatar could earthbend with no contact with earth/completely bound by their face, or do you think they would need to be Bumi-tier 100+ years dedicated to pure earthbending might?
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>>582289
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>582289
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>>582289
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>>582275
What's our potential? Are we boomie tier in potential or are we just average
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>>582300
We're the MC, of course we have unlimited potential.
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>>582299
>>582296
>>582295
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>>582296
>>582299
could gone for the tough one, ah well not like we knew the dice liked earth benders this much.
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>>582300
Nobody is born Bumi tier.
>>582296
>>582299
So, is this a Wong/Country thread?
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>>582299
>>582296
>Double dubs
>two roles over 90
>wemightactualydothins.jpeg
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>>582314
Can we throw another rock at him? Even if its small before we go down?
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>>582299
>>582295
>>582289
>>582296
Quickly dropping the pillar you stand upon, you avoid the stone, which sails over your head and lands on top of one of the small homes nearby, an unintended bit of destruction that gives you an idea.

Using your bending, you create a second pillar halfway between yourself and the ground, jumping down on top of it before turning back to what's left of your large pillar. Stomping on new pillar and moving your arms, you break a large chunk off of the larger pillar, and hurl it blindly over the wall.

Screams from the other side alert you to your success.

Meanwhile, a colossal rock heads for Lantana, who stands her ground and punches it, breaking it into tiny pieces which she then proceeds to launch back at the invaders. Then, you see her gasp and quickly drop her pillar, looking up as arrows fly overhead.

"Well, they've probably forgotten about the other villagers," she tells you as the wall in front of you shakes.

>A. Ask if the wall's coming down already

>B. Keep hurling stone over the side

>C. Ask if it's time to run

>D. Something else
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>>582372
>C. Ask if it's time to run
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>>582372
A
B
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>>582372
>C. Ask if it's time to run
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>>582372
>D. "BOOK IT!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUVFICtA2RM
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>>582372
>C. Ask if it's time to run
also maybe ask if we should push the wall over so it falls on people before we run.
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>C.
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>>582402
You mean the wall that's protecting us from a hail of arrows right now?
No, no i don't think we should.

That seems like a bad idea to me, call it instinct.
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Can we ask if we can create a dome, then sneak out a side of it while running, and pretending like we're still in the dome by bending?
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>>582372
>C. Ask if it's time to run
>A. Ask if the wall's coming down already?
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>>582425
Supporting
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>>582416
I meant once we get a head start running, plus people are already breaking it down from the sound of things
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>>582372
>>582425
This
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>>582425
Supporting
Just make a big, obvious dome to grab their attention, don't even bother sneaking out of it.
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>>582387
>>582397
"Is it time to run?" you ask her, throwing another chunk of stone over the wall.

"It's sooner than I was hoping for," she tells you. "But I don't think that wall's going to hold out much longer. Hopefully we can get out of here before their archers can start taking shots."

"What if we built a dome?" you ask. "If they think we're inside of it, they'll focus on that and won't see us running away."

Lantana glances nervously toward the wall, which continues to tremble. "Too risky. If we're going to run, we should do it now. Otherwise, we'll just have to stand and fight."

>A. Run

>B. Stand and fight
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>>582464
>>A. Run
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>>582464
>A.

Time to split
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>>582464
>A. Run
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>>582464
>A. Run
We can't bend small pillars behind us as we run to at least mess with their aim can?
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>>582464
>A. Run

Build a dome after we've made some distance.
They're wearing heavy gear, they can't actually follow us for long, especially through the woods.
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>>582475
You could
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>>582464
>A. Run
If we vote on a name let me posit Frank or Kaguya.
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>>582488
No
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>>582497
How about Shin
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>>582504
No
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>>582507
Seibah
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>>582488
I say
Zhing
Houki
Moubu
Sei
Raiki
Shiro
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>>582507
Lee?
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>>582515
Eh how bout a simple Gen?
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>>582517
More of a Fire Nation name, but yeah, it could work

>>582514
Get out
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>>582507
Takumi?
Shiki?
Heero?
Boxer
>>582515
Love me some shiro
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>>582525
>Lee
Som, we're an Earthbender.

We'd be Rock Lee
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>>582535
Replace Rock with Dong and we're good.
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>>582468
>>582472
"Then, let's run," you tell her.

Giving a nod, Lantana rushes East, and you quickly catch up with her. The wall behind you begins to crumble, and you suggest that the two of you pull up some pillars to make it harder for them to aim.

"No, let's make another wall!" she tells you, stopping and spinning toward the collapsing wall in the distance.

Stopping and turning, you help her pull up a wall before beginning to run once again.

"That should give us enough of a head start," Lantana tells you as you dash down the trail away from the village. "Now we just need to find a good place to-"

A massive wall of stone suddenly rises in front of you, forcing both you and Lantana to stop dead in your tracks. As you begin to turn, a second comes up behind you, then a third to your left.

You find yourself boxed in as several figures emerge from the forest.

At the front of the group are two men who look better equipped than the man who lead the assault on your village. They wear more solid-looking armor, that's also quite form-fitting, probably making movement easier.

Behind them is a tall, imposing man with dark-hair, an intimidating gaze, long, black hair, strong-looking armor, and a cape. A scar runs down behind his left eye, which shines with a mad delight along with the right.

At his side stands a person with a dark, hooded cloak that obscures all features, other than the fact that they're apparently pretty thin.

"Well, look at this," the man with the scar says happily. "We've finally got you, Avatar."

>End Updates

That's all for tonight, guys, I hope to continue tomorrow, preferably in this thread, but follow me @qmdralo to see when I'm running

I hope you all had fun, and this thread is archived in case something happens to it.

As is my custom, I will stick around for a little while
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>>582620
The girls the avatar, knew it.
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>>582620
Good start SOM, thanks for running. When can we make dicks out of earth to use in combat?
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>>582620
What are our mother and Handa thinking right now?
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>>582646
Good work, anon, you clever sleuth
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>>582620
Why's everyone after the avatar?
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>>582620
TigerDillo WHEN
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>>582620
Also the general thoughts of the villagers.
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>>582651
Mother: I hope we find him soon

Handa: I wonder where he is

>>582650
I'm gonna say never

>>582657
We shall see

>>582654
Because the master of all four elements is a threat, and someone who could defeat the Avatar would be respected and feared. It's quite the accomplishment
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>>582620
Who is best girl and why is it Toph?

Also earth benders > everyone else
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>>582620
>tfw you want to watch the original series for nostalgia purposes and the fact that you would probably appreciate it more but can't find a place to watch it
Why
Even
Live
Great thread som
Can't wait for us to become the first earth King
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>>582620
Thanks for running! I will be impatiently lurking until your return.
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>>582652
Also if Jengo is just after the avatar, we might as well be dead. -_-
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>>582664
>tfw our poor, poor mother realizes we sacrificed ourselves to secure her escape and she lost her husband too
Please no sudoku
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>>582664
Would we be able to make fists of earth, earth palm clasps, basically make a hand out of earth and smack people away if we get good enough?
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>>582675
Not yet tho
They may try some good old fashion earth kingdom brainwashing on us
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>>582667
kisscartoon.me, as shady as it is.
>>582675
We can just go to Ba Sing Se, or the future Fire Nation or the Air Temples.
>>582664
Vegeta gets to throw all the dicks he wants, why not nameless earth guy?
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>>582667
Putlocker
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>>582657
>>582664
TigerDildo when?
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>>582675
Why's that?

>>582669
Good, good

>>582667
It hurts, don't it?

And we shall see how that plays out

>>582665
But that's not Suki

>>582661
They're terrified, angry, and sad

>>582682
Silly anon

She won't be the one to put the blade in her chest

>>582689
Possibly, yes

>>582691
Is nameless Earth Guy the prince of all Saiyans? Also, Vegeta got killed soon after

>>582698
Never
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>>582691
No I mean why would an evil war lord let some little shit go stand against him, got to make an example out of him...maybe.
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>>582705
Chichi was afraid Vegeta might got after her daughter next.
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>>582705
Thanks for running Som I look forward to the next thread.

We suggested a couple of names did any catch your eye?
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>>582705
We may not be prince of all saiyans but we could be Prince of all SANDS
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>>582719
Oh yeah, if Lantana dies, so do you

>>582732
Agree on one, and if I don't find it veto worthy, than you can have it. Leaving that up to you fine people
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>>582705
Would it be hard for us to learn metal bending after we get good with earth bending?
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>>582691
anime [no space here, system spam] freak <dot> tv also has it, though it's mainly for anime.
I've been using it for years with no issues, but i use adblockers and no script.

holy fuck, what in my post is spam
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>>582744
Extremely

>>582735
Lucky you
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>>582738
>Oh yeah, if Lantana dies, so do you
Nice.
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Nice thread, good to see we didn't fail any rolls
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Well if the name is up to us, Sei is growing on me.
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>>582738
>Oh yeah, if Lantana dies, so do you
QM confirms Soulmates
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>>582759
If there's a Ba Sing Se, is there an Earth King? And if there is an Earth King what number Earth King is he?

Are Lion Turtles and Wan still the stuff of legend, or have they faded into obscurity?
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>>582773
I meant in this case, but sure, go for it

>>582775
There's a king of Ba Sing Se, but Ba Sing Se is its own kingdom, it doesn't the rule the continent yet

There are stories, but they're obscure and considered to be just that; stories.
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>>582775
While your at it did benders learn from animals/moon (badger mole, dragon, bison), or from lion turtles?
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>>582705
Could you seriously like, not kill our only surviving mother and childhood friend so that we have something to actually protect.
Especially considering we critically succeeded on almost all of our rolls.
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>>582738
Well might as well waifu her now to get that over with
Also soulmates
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>>582772
I pretty much automatically back any of the names I threw up there
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>>582797
They were given the power by the turtles, but learned to use it by watching the animals

>>582798
We shall see

>>582800
Anon...
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>>582787
How long where they watching us from behind while we dealt with the west area?
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>>582787
So if we tried hard enough we could form the Earth Kingdom from Omashu or whatever they call Kyoshi now?
>>582811
What does the pre-Nation Fire archipelago look like? Is it cities and villages like the Earth continent, or tribal like the poles?
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>>582820
Pretty much the whole time

>>582828
I suppose, but I really doubt it

>>582828
Cities and villages ruled by various warlords
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>>582811
Are Oma Shu still the first earth benders?
Can our name be either Oma or Shu?
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>>582809
So that makes two
>>582811
I want to waifu the avatar, but we should probably get to know her first.
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>>582835
They dead

And Shu, I guess
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>>582811
i don't think anyone would object to waifuing the avatar
Unless she's an azula tier nutcase
In which case,redemption arcs ho!
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>>582835
I think we should have a long name and go by each different name to different groups. Or just tack on names/titles as we go, as Chinese warlords were prone to doing.

Start out with just a given name and surname/patronym and go from there. Like Feng Long. Or Li Dai. Or Dy Lee.
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>>582836
Probably a good idea

>>582849
Azula is crazy, and you should never stick your dick in crazy
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>>582849
I'd rather go with the childhood friend, honestly.
We've known and lived with her our whole lives, and this avatar just brought a fucking army down on our loved ones.
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>>582865
They were coming anyway
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>>582865
They were already coming
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>>582862
You always stick it in crazy, because crazy is more entertaining and creative if you live long enough to not end up with your eyes in a jar tied up to a chair.
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>>582888
t. Clemmyfag
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>>582888
Azula, pls
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>>582888
The trips don't lie
Tho azula was pretty crazy
She had a chance of being redeemed
Most of that bridge was burned by that one guy at the beach
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>>582904
Awww shit I missed it. Thanks for running!
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>>582930
Too bad that even if she was redeemed, she was still the worst in her group
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>>582931
Hope you can make it tomorrow, anon
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>>582956
Yea she's pretty low tier compared to her squad
Man avatar has some pretty good waifus
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>>582975
Yes it does
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I vote for Lee. There are Lees everywhere.

Can we suplex giant pillars of rock on people?
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>>582993
Maybe if you become good enough at bending
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>>582982
You better be at your waifu a-game som
Unless you want to disappoint momo
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>>583019
I will do my best, anon, I will do my best
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>>583031
Who has a bigger butt
Lantana or Handa?

This is a very important question
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>>583055
You haven't paid too much attention to their butts so far
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>>583062
Bigger breasts?
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>>583062
We may not be Roarke Starwind, but we aren't 12 like the Naruto quest protagonists.
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>>583062
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>>583066
To be fair, with the Avatar we have been busy.
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>>583065
Lantana, probably
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>>583074
Will we meet a warrior who's hair will tell us he is fun and perky?
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>>583083
Perhaps you will, perhaps you will
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>>583074
Then we waifu the Avatar. I'm a simple man. I like tits and suplexes. Not necessarily in that order.
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>>583085
If we bangulate the Avatar, and then outlive her, and are in love and shit. Can we go on a quest to find and bangulate the next avatar, so long as she is qt?
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>>583089
Would be pretty creepy
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>>583066
Whats with this "all 12 year old are asexual and have no interest in girls" meme
Nigga when i was 12 i has beating my meat on the regular and everyone i knew was as thirsty as i was
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Best action for next update:
>Look in enemy's face and calmly say:
>Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya*. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
>Earthbend coal out of his body.

*Insert setting appropriate name
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>>583968
People have coal in their bodies?
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I agree that Dong Lee is the only appropriate name for us.

Unless we call ourselves Chin.
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>>584193
Coal also known as carbon is one of main elements being present in most if not all organic compounds. All CxHyOtherElements
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>>582898
You shut your mouth Clemmy is a sweetheart
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So, when are we getting dropped down a pit?
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>>586208
THE PIT
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>>584641
Well if we want to take carbon from people that would take Bumi level dedication and training and would be just as fucked up as bloodbending
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We back
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>>586345
HYPE
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>>586345
Butts when
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>>586345
bout fuckin time edgar allan emo
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>>586345
>GET BACK IN HERE
I'm here, faggot.
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>>586345
Betray Avatar, go on journey to master a new form of earthbending
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>>586345
Yeah Boy!
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>>586345
Let's quite literally rock.
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I hope we survive our current encounter
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>>586345
Time for Some good ol'fashioned earth kingdom brainwashing
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>>586350
>>586351
>>586352
Avatar?

Lantana glares at the man, her hands clenching into fists, and her green eyes narrowing with anger.

"I have to say," the scarred-man continues. "I was expecting more. The stories say the Avatar is an amazing master of all four elements, an unstoppable force empowered by the spirits. But all I got was a little girl trying to play hero."

Lantana begins to tremble with anger, but keeps her mouth shut.

"Still, you've managed to be quite the little nuisance," the man tells her, shaking his head. "A few of my men would probably like to have some words about the injuries you caused them."

"What about the injuries they caused all those people?" Lantana demands, finally reaching the point where anger overrules self-preservation. "They got what they deserved!"

The cloaked figure steps forward, but the man with the scar raises a hand, causing the figure to halt.

"That's their own fault," the man tells Lantana. "If they'd just surrendered, we all could have got along just fine. But, they chose to fight, and, well, in any battle, there has to be losers."

>A. Tell him that his army seems like a bunch of losers if one girl can give them so much trouble

>B. Ask why he's come here

>C. Ask who he is

>D. Ask what he plans to do with the two of you

>E. Stay silent

>F. Something else
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>>586399
>E. Stay silent
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>>586399
>D. Ask what he plans to do with the two of you
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>>586399
>>E. Stay silent
I say we betray her if we have to
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>>586399
>E. Stay silent
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>>586399
>D

If she dies this world is fucked for a nice long while.
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>>586399
>D. Ask what he plans to do with the two of you
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>>586399
>D.
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>>586399
>D. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SELF-RIGHTEOUS SANCTIMONIOUS FAT PIECE OF BADGERMOLE SHIT! WHY DON'T YOU HOP OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING OSTRICH AND FIGHT ME LIKE A REAL MAN?!
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>>586399
E
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>>586399
>A. Tell him that his army seems like a bunch of losers if one girl can give them so much trouble
"What, you dinkle dangles been wheelin each other in the woods or something?

>F. Become the Roastmaster
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>>586409
>>586426
Even if Lantana is the Avatar like this guy says she is, this situation does not look good. She hasn't been able to stop this guy yet, and now she's tired and cornered.

With escape seeming impossible, you decide to ask what's going to become of you.

"Fair question," the scarred man remarks, temporarily taking his attention off Latana. "And its answer largely depends on you. You're an Earthbender, and from what I saw, you can hold your own in a battle. You could be useful."

He points to the ground at this feet.

"It's up to you, kid, you can fall, or you can kneel."

>A. Kneel

>B. Tell him to take his offer and shove it up his ass

>C. Don't answer

>D. Something else
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>>586492
>B. Tell him to take his offer and shove it up his ass
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>>586492
>D
Roast followed with a rock throw.
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>>586492
>>D. Something else
>>Let me spar against you, I won't fight under someone who can't beat me
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>>586492
>D. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SELF-RIGHTEOUS SANCTIMONIOUS FAT PIECE OF BADGERMOLE SHIT! WHY DON'T YOU HOP OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING OSTRICH AND FIGHT ME LIKE A REAL MAN?!
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>>586492
>B. Tell him to take his offer and shove it up his ass
"You know, like how you do those dicks all the time"
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>>586492
>A. Kneel and lick his boots
What use is pride if we die in the first thread?
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>>586492
>D. Something else
"Out of curiosity why are you even after the Avatar if you already have this large of an army? Isn't it waste of time going after a girl instead of making your vast power be known by spreading your armies through out all four nations?"
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>>586492
>A
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>>586492
>B.
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>>586523
This sounds good
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>>586500
This
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>>586492
>D. Something else

Ask what will become of the Avatar.
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>A
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>All these people wanting to bend the knee
They kill our dad and we're going to destroy the village
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>>586492
>D. "I have too much to live for to be dying here, now. If it means my survival, i don't have much choice." [kneel]
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>>586533
>>586507
>>586496
"Take your offer, and shove it up your ass," you tell the man.

Lantana sniggers, while cloaked figure readies to attack. The scarred man scowls, backhanding you across the face and knocking you to the ground.

"You'll die like the rest, then," he declares.

Suddenly, he leaps back as a wall of rock separates you from him.

"Hey, your fight's with me, leave him out of this," Lantana declares.

"Don't worry, you'll be joining him," the man tells her.

"What? You mean you're going to use your whole army to take down two kids?" she challenges. "And here I thought you were supposed to be strong, Jungo."

Peaking from behind the wall, you see the man scowl, and the cloaked figure turn toward him.

"She's trying to goad you, Jungo," it speaks, revealing itself to be female. "Don't let her bait you."

"Sure, you could have your army beat me," Lantana admits. "But wouldn't you rather do it yourself? Think about it, you'd be a legend!"

"Yes..."Jungo agrees. "Jungo, the might conqueror who single-handedly defeated the Avatar!"

"So then, you and me," Lantana suggests. "If I win, you let us both go, and your army stops here."

"And if I win, I have the pleasure of destroying the Avatar, and my army continues East," Jungo tells her. "Very well."

>A. Ask Lantana if she really thinks she can win alone

>B. Tell her not to try this

>C. Wish her luck

>D. Something else
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>>586620
>A. Ask Lantana if she really thinks she can win alone
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>>586620
>D. "Oi, do you really think their whole army is going to stop marching just because you beat this guy? Aren't they more likely to slaughter us either way?"
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>>586620
D
Dc to impale jungo with a earth spear when his back is turned
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>>586620
>>D. Something else
>Let the fight start and then knock the avatar out
Side with the stronger power
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>>586620
>A. Ask Lantana if she really thinks she can win alone
>C. Wish her luck
"You sure he is going to keep his word? I mean the guy sent his entire army after you, a single girl, so the guy most likely isn't or he he has a few screws loose if he is."
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>>586620
>A.
there is strength in numbers arisen
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>>586620
>>A. Ask Lantana if she really thinks she can win alone
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>>586620
>C. Wish her luck
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>>586648
Hellhounds ill like fire
AUGHT
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>>586620
>D. Start working on the movements necessary to drop a sudden pit out from under the guy's entourage. Especially watch the cloaked guy.
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>>586620
Let's make ourself useful.
>D.Look for escape opportunity while they fight.
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Should we keep a smooth pebble in our mouth at all times for emergencies?
Like sucking on a hard candy.
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>>586691
If we learn to shoot it out like a bullet then yes
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>>586697
Oh yeah, that's gotta be like a main attack.
Earthbenders almost always focus on shifting huge amounts of material to try and crush opponents.

Imagine if you put all that energy behind accelerating just a small stone.
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>>586691
I got a hard candy for ya
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>>586704
We could basically put a pebble through someone's head. Easiest way to win all our fights
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>>586670
Tis a troubling foe
SOAKED TO THE BONE
>>586697
It sounds interesting but I wouldn't want to be punched in the face with a pebble in our mouth. As far as the protags future combat style I hope for an aggressive unarmed attacker with hard hitting or strategic earthbending. Or metal bending.

Also we need a name, I warmed up to Sei
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>>586713
I want our style to be really subtle attacks and focus on dodging with our attacks basically being superfast bullets and shards of earth/metal
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>>586708
That's if we hit. Against non-benders they'd all be fucked unless they had the reflexes of a god,against benders it'd be pretty hard to hit
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>>586721
I want to play Hard Mode and be an earthbender with sword
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>>586722
Are we sure benders could dodge it easily? If its shot fast enough to go through a skull they its going really fast. I don't think anyone in avatar really fought that way
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>>586721
That seems to mesh well with a close quarters fighter. Small pillars to throw foes off balance to get a hard hit in, the high speed bullets to catch them off gaurd.
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>>586721
Isn't this airbender style while being antythesis to earth bending?
That's why Aang had problems with earthbending. He was dodge and mobility type guy while earth is immobile, hard and strong.
If Toph said so it is probably true.
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>>586739
I can't remember but isn't lightning bending based on waterbending. I'm sure we could find a way to make it work
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say... how does earth bending work with sand?
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>>586730
I will never argue against swords, how about one made of earth?
>>586746
Yes
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>>586730
An obsidian sword?
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>>586732
Use waterbending to try to slow down the pebble,won't stop it but gives you a chance to dodge
Use firebending to propel your self away from it
use earthbending to summon a rock shield
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>>586746
Sorry read that as does earthbending work with sand, I assume it just works
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>>586757
And they can do things like that against any form of bending
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>>586630
>>586643
>>586648
"Do you really think you can win alone?" you ask the girl.

"I'm not sure," she whispers to you. "But there's a better chance of us getting out of here if I try. So just sit back and watch, or see if you can find a way for a quick escape."

"Drop the walls," Jungo instructs.

The man at his side do as he commands, using Earthbending to drop the walls that keep you and Lantana trapped. Of course, that doesn't much help you, as soldiers surround you at all sides.

"Men," Jungo addresses his soldiers. "You have all fought hard at my side with the hope of uniting the continent under one banner! Your faith has not been misplaced, and I will prove it by destroying the Avatar here and now!"

The soldiers begin to cheer, and the people Jungo arrived with back away, giving their leader some space for the fight.

"Stand back," Lantana tells you.

Taking some steps back, you watch as the battle begins.

Lantana stomps, thrusting her right fist upward and ripping a chunk of Earth from the ground. Spinning, she kicks it toward Jungo, who obliterates it with a punch. As the stone falls to chunks around him, Jungo directs them back toward Lantana, shooting dozens of smaller projectiles right at her.

Lantana pulls up a wall of stone to defend herself, then pushes it toward Jungo, who launches himself over it with a pillar of Earth, landing on the other side and stomping.

The ground in front of him trembles, rising slightly. This continues in a line until it reaches Lantana's right leg. Jungo makes a pulling motion, and Lantana's right foot is dragged away from her left, causing her to fall off balance and toward the ground in front of her.

Jungo rips up a large chunk of Earth, throwing it at Lantana with the intent to crush her flat, but the girl slams her fists against the ground, then thrusts them toward the approaching stone, sending two pillars up in a diagonal path to intercept the stone.

As the rocks collide and shatter, Lantana gets back up, using her bending to slice four disks off the pillars and bring them to her. They begin to spin around her, positioning themselves to shield her from further attack as she rips one of the pillars from the ground and hurls it at Jungo.

The warlord dives out of the way to avoid being crushed, only to see two disks spinning toward him. He creates a wall to stop the disks, then pushes it toward Lantana, who dives around it, only to be struck with another chunk of Earth that sends her rolling back.

She ends up in a crouch, watching as Jungo starts toward her.

She flings her last two disks toward him, but he rips up another chunk of rock that stops them both. He hurls it at Lantana, who tries to dodge, but isn't fast enough to avoid being struck and thrown to the ground.

Jungo laughs, stepping toward her as she picks herself back up.

>A. Ask if she has any ideas

>B. Throw a rock at Jungo

>C. Tell her not to give up

>D. Something else
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>>586745
Redirection is based on waterbending, lightning alone I don't remember.

Lavabending may be based on another bending, fire or water.

As avatar knows earthbending we will not become her sensei...
We are going in footsteps of Bolin, that's bad.
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>>586746
It's similar to how air and water bending work, since your basically controlling loose earth instead of solid earth.
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>>586746
Yes its really hard tho
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>>586745
Lightning is with fire.
Like when azula did it.

>>586746
Sand is basically like tiny rocks aren't they?
Like worn down rocks.
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>>586760
well, I figure if we could accelerate it fast enough we'd have a sand blaster basically, that shit fucks up almost anything not metal. or just pocket sand available for blinding foes, that's good too. or maybe we can just suspend it in a vague sword shape and vibrate the particles like hell for a particulate chainsaw.
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>>586768
>C. Tell her not to give up
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>>586768
D
High five her "tag,I'm in" fight jungo
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>>586768
>>C. Tell her not to give up
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>>586768
>B. Throw a rock at Jungo
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>>586768
>C. Tell her not to give up
And then start looking around for anything that we can use for an easy escape or an opening in a gap in the soldiers we can use to our advantage.
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>>586772
>Ending up irrelevant for a whole arc
Pls no
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>>586768
>C.
She seems kind of outclassed, maybe we should make a plan of escape.
>>586786
I got an image of Gaara in my head with his sand gourd. Reminds me of how water benders carry a water skin to bend with on the go but we really don't need it there is earth everywhere
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>>586798
+1
>C. Tell her not to give up
>And then start looking around for anything that we can use for an easy escape or an opening in a gap in the soldiers we can use to our advantage.

>>586799
Such is life of sidekick
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>>586768
>>B. Throw a rock at Jungo
Time to try out bullet pebble
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>>586768
>>>B. Throw a rock at Jungo
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Also it would be great time for obligatory cute animal companion to reveal itself and bail us out.
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>>586825
>cute
We need the deadliest animal in the forest the bear
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>>586825
And we shall call it "Rations"
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>>586830
I have a thing for bears, they're my favorite animal. It would probably easier to manage an animal small enough to ride on our shoulder though.
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>>586830
TOFOO
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>>586791
>>586794
"Don't give up," you implore Lantana.

"I won't," she promises, stepping toward the approaching warlord.

Jungo brings up two more rocks, hurling them in Lantana's direction. Once more, she brings up a wall, which is quickly broken apart by Jungo's projectiles. However, the warlord can't follow up, as the ground beneath his left foot suddenly gives out, opening into a large pit into which he falls.

Lantana stomps forward, pouring rock and dirt down into the pit on top of her foe, seeming to be attempting to bury him alive.

The girl is breathing heavily, between her exhaustion and the hits she took, you're pretty amazed that she's still standing. Yet, somehow it appears that she's won.

Dirt and rock explode from the pit, and Jungo rises out on a large platform that soon towers over the Avatar.

"I've had enough of this!" he declares in a rage. "You are going to die!"

>A. Use your Earthbending to ruin his pillar and make him fall (50)

>B. Ask Lantana if she can keep going

>C. Stand back

>D. Something else
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>>586830
>Not a Tigerdillo
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>>586858
>>A. Use your Earthbending to ruin his pillar and make him fall (50)
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>>586858
>A. Use your Earthbending to ruin his pillar and make him fall (50)
Also run
Do I roll now or after the voting
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>>586875
After the vote, he posts a post for rolls
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>>586858
>A.

I assume it will kick up a dust cloud if the rolls pass we should run away immediately with Lantana

please let's pick a name, I hate not having a name to put to this strapping young earthbender
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>>586894
I vote Wayne

>Not being the toughest guy in the province
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>>586858
>A. Use your Earthbending to ruin his pillar and make him fall (50)
The higher you climb the harder you fall.
Then run.
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>>586830
>>586844
What the hell is a bear? Do you mean platypus bears?
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>>586909
>>586894
>>586875
>>586872
ROLL
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>>586932
No
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>586935
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>586935
Toph, grant our dice blessings
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>586935
Guide my roll blind bandit
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>>586935
I hope I don't kill us
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>586947
I must know what I would have rolled if I wasn't a retarded
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>>586906
I suggested>>582528
And Maleficar suggested >>582515
Not feeling Wayne too much to be honest. I was warming up to Sei but if anything gets enough support I would probably support it too if it's not horrid.
>>586932
It's been a while since I have seen avatar I am not too familiar with the fauna if that's the closest thing to a bear there is then yes. I need to watch Korra.
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>>586968
>not wanting to be the bant master
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rSBmOgpcDE
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>>586946
>>586941
Are we actually tophs ancestor or something?
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>>586984
Yup were the first Beifong, locking it in now
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>586935
God bless your cheesecake SOM
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>>586968
The joke was that non-chemerical animals are rare, only one actual bear appears in the series. Besides that there are Polar Bear Dogs, Platypus Bears, and that Panda thing that murders you if you litter.
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>>586946
>>586941
>>586940
Lantana's made him angry, and that's made him careless. It's a long way down from where he stands. Atop that pillar, he may be difficult to reach for most people, but against Earthbenders, he's made a very stupid mistake.

Stepping forward, you interfere in the battle, stomping on the ground and moving the ground beneath the pillar, causing it to tilt toward you. As Jungo begins to slide forward, you break off a chunk of the stone he's standing on, causing him to fall.

As he plummets, you see his head turn toward the cloaked figure, who watches passively as he races toward imminent death. With a final scream, Jungo strikes the ground, going still as his men look on in horror.

Lantana recovers from her shock quickly and yanks toe colossal pillar down, bringing it crashing to the ground. Dust is kicked up, and the loud crash startles the mounts of some of the soldiers.

"Come on!" she shouts, grabbing your wrist and rushing down the path.

>A. Tell her that the two of you need to try and lose them in the forest

>B. Put up a wall to slow down anyone who might follow you

>C. Keep running

>D. Something else
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>>586996
That panda was a spirit not an animal
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>>586989
>>586984
We should be named Fong. And then Beifong is just "son of Fong". I do like Sei though, otherwise.
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>>587001
>>D. Something else
Stay and convince the men to follow us
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>>587001
>>A. Tell her that the two of you need to try and lose them in the forest
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>>587004
I like it
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>>587005
Seconding.
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>>587003
I know, but with all the harmonic bullshit in Korra it kind of counts.
>>587005
I would second this, but I feel like the cloaked figures might say something about that.
So...
>>587001
>A. Tell her that the two of you need to try and lose them in the forest
>D. Ask about the spooks
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>>587001
>A. Tell her that the two of you need to try and lose them in the forest
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>>587004
Sei Fong sounds nice though I find it really attractive.
>>587001
>A.
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>>587001
>A. Tell her that the two of you need to try and lose them in the forest
"Beats being out in the open and getting shot by arrows, the only thing we have to worry about is if he still has some people laying in wait."
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>>587005
THIS
TAKE HIS PLACE AND BECOME BANDIT KING
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>>587017
Good instinct
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>>587017
If she says anything then we can fight her, were still pretty fresh
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>>587001
>>A. Tell her that the two of you need to try and lose them in the forest
>>587005
>>587011
You guys are retarded
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>>587001
>A. Tell her that the two of you need to try and lose them in the forest

Did we just sucker punch killed BBEG?
Good job fellow anons.
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>>587031
Jungo couldn't earth bend could he?
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>>587037
No I just want to be a bandit king instead of the avatar's sidekick
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>>587046
Nah he was a lieutenant not the warlord
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>>587026
Sei Fong sounds fucking nice, let's do it.
>>587005
>>587011
>>587029
We have the Avatar, we can become the Bandit King on our own.
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>>587053
The avatar won't let that happen its their job to stop it
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>>587048
So we go from some kid living his life in a village to trying to convince a group of grown killers to follow us? Why the sudden change in our part?
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>>587001
A.

There's no way we could convince these guys of anything
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>>587060
We can be a warlord of peace. Like Qin Shi Huangdi or Mohammed.
>>587062
>Why the sudden change in our part?
Because we're controlled by a sinister hivemind.
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>>587060
>tfw the avatar is supposed to be a force for balance, aka neutrality
>tfw the avatar is explicitly Good
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>>587072
Not on my watch I support justice and the protection of the innocent
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>>587072
Not good enough for me. And I doubt they would follow us, even if we did kill there lieutenant and we would just piss of the avatar
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>>587079
Ya thats was always a bit weird. The lazy surfer avatar was pretty neutral but that lead to dead waifu
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>>587082
They wouldn't follow us anyway. We need to make our own army with blackjack and hookers and the Dai Li.
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>>587047
He fucking made a giant pillar of stone just think about that for a second.
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>>587082
It wasn't their lieutenant, it was their leader
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>>587092
He was looking at the cloak figure as he was following, otherwise he would have just earthbended something to at least break his fall a bit.
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>>587009
>>587022
>>587028
"We need to lose them in the forest!" you tell Lantana. "Their arrows will get us out here!"

As if to prove your point, an arrow whistles past your head, striking the ground in front of you and Lantana. Spinning around, the two of you erect a wall and push it toward the oncoming soldiers before making a run for the forest. Just before you reach the treeline, a wall rises to block your path.

Stopping in your tracks, you turn to see a trio of unarmed men launching toward you.

"Keep them off me for a few seconds!" Lantana tells you, getting into a stance. "Let me take care of this wall!"

>A. Build a wall to shield yourselves from the projectiles

>B. Bring up a chunk of rock and hurl it to intercept the other (67)

>C. Bend the ground beneath the other Earthbender and throw him off-balance (47)

>D. Something else
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>>587094
I'm guess mystery hood man was the real leader
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>>587102
>C. Bend the ground beneath the other Earthbender and throw him off-balance (47)
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>>587101
*falling
>>587102
>C. Bend the ground beneath the other Earthbender and throw him off-balance (47)
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>>587102
DC For a thick dome?
DC for several domes?
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>>587102
>>D. Something else
>High speed pebbles through their heads

>>587104
It was a woman
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>>587102
>>C. Bend the ground beneath the other Earthbender and throw him off-balance (47)
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>>587102
>C.
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>>587102
>C. Bend the ground beneath the other Earthbender and throw him off-balance (47)
>>587113
DC to cop a feel of Lantana's domes?
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>>587104
Well now he is for sure.
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>>587113
65

85
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>>587116
God you are edgy.
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>>587125
>Killing people trying to murder us and who murdered plenty of people already
>Edgy
Okay anon
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>>587130
I'm just calling it like I see it, Mister bandit lord.
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>>587106
>>587112
>>587117
>>587118
>>587119
ROLL
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>587154
Dice time!!
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>587154
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>587154
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>587154
Time to be tough
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>>587160
>>587163
>>587164
Send them to the pit!
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>>587164
>>587163
>>587160
>>587172

Okay, are you anons cheating somehow?
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>>587119
roll on how big latana domes are
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>>587177
Nope Sei Fong is just destined to be a master earthbender
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>>587177
Nope, just Toph granting her blessings to us earthbenders.
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>>587154
>That picture
>>587177
/qst/'s luck seems far better than /tg/'s
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>587185
Rolling for hugeness
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>>587177
We're a natural earth bender
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>>587196
Barely huge 2/10
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>>587177
You never ask that when we fail several rolls in a row you just posy pictures of dudes grinning devilishly or sad ones
>>587188
Glad the name is getting traction
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>>587203
We can do better
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>>587206
Sei Fong is a good name
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>587209
Rolling to out huge you
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>587185
i swear if i roll nat 100 just because of avatar tits i quit this quest
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>587185
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>>587219
1/10
Plz never huge again.
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>>587219
>Crit fail
>Gives her superior DFC
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>>587227
Disgusting

But as long as the ass is phat I can live with it
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>587219
Best out of 3
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>>587227
>Superior
How is it superior if you can't even feed your child?
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>>587236
I'd rather DFC than cowtits. Sadly, no one rolled in the middle.
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>>587236
Women get engorged with milk when they have children, so even -A cups get bigger tits.
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>587233
One last shot
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>>587250
You are a disgrace
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>>587246
Teacups of milk vs cartons anon
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Rolled + 100 (1d0 + 100)

>>587232
Rolling for the booty
failure was not an option
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>>587160
>>587163
>>587164
If Lantana needs a few seconds, you can provide that. Stomping on the ground and making a yanking motion with your hands, you pull the Earthbender's legs out from under him, causing him to fall to his back and his rock to drop down toward his head.

The other two men catch the strong with pillars that rise diagonally all around the fallen bender, trapping it before it can crush the one who brought it up.

A crash behind you alerts you that Lantana's brought down the wall, and the two of you rush into the woods, dashing as fast as you can away from the pursuing army.

The soldiers don't venture far into the forest, and you think you're in the clear after a few minutes, but then, you look behind you to see someone rushing in your direction.

The cloaked figure from before is running toward you at great speed, and a glint of light alerts you as she produces a small dagger from her right sleeve.

>A. Hurl a rock at them

>B. Bend the ground beneath her feet to imbalance her

>C. Work with Lantana to build a wall and throw it at her

>D. Something else
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>587250
>Being this much of a faggot
Watch this
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>>587259
Still able to feed children tho.
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>>587253
But I rolled realistic tits senpai
Pls don't hurt me
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>>587263
>>B. Bend the ground beneath her feet to imbalance her
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>>587263
>We will build a wall
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>>587263
>B. Bend the ground beneath her feet to imbalance her
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>>587263
>>C. Work with Lantana to build a wall and throw it at her
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>>587263
>>B. Bend the ground beneath her feet to imbalance her
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>>587263
>A. Hurl a rock at them
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>>587263
>B. Bend the ground beneath her feet to imbalance her
>D. Something else
Ask Lantana to hurl a rock at them

Teamwork
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>>587259
>Teacups
Crafted individually, with care, usually are some sort of art.
>Milk cartons
Mass-produced, cheap material, look terrible
>>587263
>C. Work with Lantana to build a wall and throw it at her
BUILD THE WALL Real feelings in pic related.
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>>587271
Shit anon you made me smile
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>>587263
Hurl rocks to to slow her down and imbalance her
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>>587263
>B. Bend the ground beneath her feet to imbalance her
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Anons arguing about her breast size, I only really care for thighs
>>587263
>B.
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>>587263
>D. Something else
Work together to raise a massive flurry of dirt and debris then hide in the ground while the dirt screen incapacitates her

DC?
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>>587292
>thighs
>not feet
You are not my nigger
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>>587295
89
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>587223
>>587219
now we move to general concensus now which is the real latana domes
1 for big
2 for dfc
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>>587292
>I only really care for thighs
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>>587308
>feet
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>>587308
>not small breasts with a bubble butt
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>>587310
DC for just a massive storm of dirt and rock powered by the avatar and a surprisingly badass earthbender swarming around her and beating the fuck out of this lone individual armed with naught but a knife?
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>>587330
Are you some kinda faggot?
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>>587342
>not liking small perky breasts
>not liking a nice slappable booty
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>>587308
I am sorry I am not into feet. Love me some butt and breasts. No preference of size except a plump butt. Thighs a best though. On that note, I cropped this image for my breast loving friend
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>>587366
You just can't understand beauty until you suck on some petite ass feet
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>>587270
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>>587275
As the woman comes running, you decide to go with the strategy that seems to have been the most effective in dealing with your foes. You use your Earthbending to manipulate the ground ahead of the woman, moving it as she steps there, and causing her to fall forward.

The dagger retracts into the woman's sleeve, and she throws her legs upward, landing in a handstand. At that moment, Lantana hurls a chunk of rock at the figure, who springs off of the ground and flips over the rock, bringing her dagger back out and drawing a second from her other sleeve.

She points the two blades, one toward you, and one toward Kalana, remaining otherwise motionless.

>A. Attempt to bend the ground beneath her feet and drop her into a pit (77)

>B. Hurl stones at her, force her to keep on the move

>C. Rise yourself high above her on a pillar of rock

>D. Something else
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If the butt look anywhere close to this I'm down
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>>587375
>A. Attempt to bend the ground beneath her feet and drop her into a pit (77)
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>>587375
>>A. Attempt to bend the ground beneath her feet and drop her into a pit (77)
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>587375
>>A. Attempt to bend the ground beneath her feet and drop her into a pit (77)
All or nothing I am a man
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>>587375
>>A. Attempt to bend the ground beneath her feet and drop her into a pit (77)
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>>587375
>D. Something else
Work together to Send earth up to arrest the movement in her limbs
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>>587375
>>>A. Attempt to bend the ground beneath her feet and drop her into a pit (77)
Get those toph pictures ready
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>>587375
>A. Attempt to bend the ground beneath her feet and drop her into a pit (77)
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>>587358
Toned is slappable, but I'm not a fan off too much adipose tissue.
>>587370
>you suck on some petite ass feet
I don't even like feet, but this statement is not incorrect.
>>587375
>A. Attempt to bend the ground beneath her feet and drop her into a pit (77)
>Kalana
Who?
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>>587376
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>>587375

>A. Attempt to bend the ground beneath her feet and drop her into a pit (77)
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>>587375
Lantana*

Jesus, sorry guys
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>>587375
>D. Something else
Whats the dc to bind her legs or feet with earth?
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yall motherfuckers are getting cocky with the rolls
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>>587370
I'm sorry to say there are only two features I never find attractive and that is feet and noses. I will admit there could be an exception to that, about 3 weeks back I saw a girl with a pretty cute nose but I stand firm by what I said.
>>587375
>A.
I vote for it but I fear we will fail the roll.
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>>587232
Ass is for niggers.
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>>587380
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>>587396
>>587418
ROLL
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>587425
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>587425
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>587425
Toph, guide our earthbending
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>587425

Bless my roll Blind Bandit
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>587418
So you would bang Krillin's daughter over a girl with a nose?
>>587425
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>>587432
Blessed by the blind bandit.
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>>587441
too bad he's late as fuck
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>>587441
Nope best out of three. We're a failure
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>>587432
That is unfortunate
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>>587434
Anon Tofoo is married!
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