Previous:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/49209389/Char Sheet: http://pastebin.com/gccDj2efOther chars: http://pastebin.com/0igFQkgf "Come on, it was just a joke" Iris' aunt, Elizabeth says awkwardly as flames dance from her predatory fangs, as I cling to my girlfriend's waist and hide behind her with her newly grown tail wrapped around my neck "I wasn't actually going to eat you or anything"I scoot a bit away from her and closer to Iris, peeking at the dragon standing in front of us, who's trying to smile friendly while her teeth are still knife sized fangs.And Honestly, I'm more embarrassed she caught us than anything else and that I screamed and tried to hide under Iris when she shouted "Surprise""Oh, don't worry about it" Iris says, sounding a little annoyed, but I can't tell if its because of me gluing myself to her waste, or her aunt...surprising me "I think you just got her all flustered and embarresed, because she freezes up when she's actually afraid""I DO NOT!" I Shout, throwing my wings open as my skin flashes brightly and vibrantly, as I cross my lower arms, and then let go of Iris "You do around my mom" She says teasingly, poking my face with her tail "at least, and there's nothing I know that scares you more than she does""That's because she eats demons!" I squeak, grabbing Iris' hand with all four of my hands "And has a creepy smile""Well I'm glad to see you two are a loving couple" Elizabeth says dully as she turns and walks away, putting her burnt, iron mask back over her mouth as she walks out of the little, secluded alley way we ducked into "Surprised that Layla didn't blow a gasket over""She doesn't know" Iris says bluntly, sounding a little embarrassed and nervous "Mostly because we...hooked up on the way here and""I didn't go looking to tell her when I grabbed Vera and Alex from the castle" I chuckle awkwardly as Eli looks at me like I'm a dead woman, before tilting her head in confusion"Oh, well you might want to...wait on that until Maria is..you know not being a shut in" She says nodding as she walks backwards, patting a drunken bandit on his shoulder as he vomits in the street, heaving up severed fingers and toes as I grunt in disgust "Walk it off Gr'nk, oh and I nearly forgot to ask, how is big sis doing anyways?""She seems to be doing fine" Iris says shrugging as she lets her glasses slowly slide down her nose, as I tap my foot in boredom...hrrr I need to find something to do with all this cooped up energy and wanting...maybe I can go for a fly or find some souls to ruin to let some steam off.Iris shakes my head to bring me back to reality as she continues "Nothing really out of the ordinary, unless staying inside with dad isn't what she did before I was born"cont
>>566049"Ooooh noooo, trust me, Layla always had a bit of problem with that...the only time she did anything was when she was asleep or doing something else...or when she just got a little stir crazy and decided to kill people" Eli says casually, putting her hands on the back of her neck as we walk back to where I pancaked the hydra "....though we should probably get back to worrying and planning how to deal with my draconic stalker""nnrrr" I whine, shaking my head at the thought of running into a stir crazed Layla"Oh don't worry, she's really calmed down with age" Iris says with a warm smile, her newly sharpened teeth peeking out of her lips "at least from the stories I've been told about what she used to do""Yeah I know, you've told me before" I say quietly as I see the twins arguing with eachother as alith sits next to them, holding kelly back by her hair, so she doesn't run off and try to eat anyone"Look I know we can handle this, but there are non combatants with us" Alex says sternly, his ears pointing straight up as his sister crosses her arms childishly "If we really wanted to end this with as little death as possible we send Mali back to get mother""I know, but Demony is terrified of her, not to mention if she finds out we're planning on fighting a dragon, she'd ground all of us for years" Vera growls , stomping her foot in the sand"She can't ground me" Eli says smugly before Alex turns to her and shakes his head, stuffing his hands into his coat"Ooooh yes she could" He chuckles, staring into my soul "So my dear aunt...how are you holding up""Well, besides the weight of realizing how bitchy I've been and that I've practically let the only one of my sisters who actively came looking for me get captured by a freak who's been stalking me for years?" Eli growls angrily, her mask glowing red as steam rises from its edges "Pretty well, I mean without the fact we don't have a plan how to...you know kill em""We can just do what we always do scourge" A bandit with a dragon shaped helmet says happily, resting against his half melted shield "Charge in, kill everything that ain't one of us""I mean its practically the miller way" Vera chuckles playfully as she hops over to us"Yeah" iris says nodding slowly as she walks away from me "But...but from what I understand her has an army and fortress, all things we kind of need to plan around to have any chance to save Jasmine"What do I say Well you have me sweetie, I can just use my wiles to...Stop laughing!Oh, and good thing you're clever huh? so...what's the plan Iris?....Maybe we should just get you mom, I mean, she is kind of... ya know, a one woman armyOH, wait I know, I can get into his palace! I just need to get a mirror there firstDon't we have three people who can deal with both those things *Look at the other three millers*Tch, charging in on Alith sounds a little funHmm, maybe we could just lie are way inside and cause some chaos write in
>>566052> Well you have me sweetie, I can just use my wiles to...Stop laughing!>Oh, and good thing you're clever huh? So...what's the plan Iris?>Hmm, maybe we could just lie are way inside and cause some chaos
>>566052> Well you have me sweetie, I can just use my wiles to...Stop laughing!>Don't we have three people who can deal with both those things *Look at the other three millers*>Tch, charging in on Alith sounds a little fun>OH, wait I know, I can get into his palace! I just need to get a mirror there first
>>566052> ....Maybe we should just get you mom, I mean, she is kind of... ya know, a one woman armySomeone gotta pick the boring sensible option.
>>566052I'm still wondering how Layla vents her murder these days.
>>566052> Well you have me sweetie, I can just use my wiles to...Stop laughing!>Oh, and good thing you're clever huh? so...what's the plan Iris?
>>566082Nah, bothering Layla from her Maria time when we have the situation well in hand in never sensible, and we can do that when ever.
>>566052>....Maybe we should just get you mom, I mean, she is kind of... ya know, a one woman armyprobably best to deal with layla now, plus with the distraction of family being found and in danger she won't have time to maintain a demon eating rage. gives her an outlet for her anger too.
>>566052 Well you have me sweetie, I can just use my wiles to...Stop laughing!Oh, and good thing you're clever huh? so...what's the plan Iris?Tch, charging in on Alith sounds a little fun
>>566101You vastly underestimate Layla's ability to multi-task.
>>566114Layla is hardly choleric. She's more scary when bored than angry, really. So we'd be pretty safe as long as she got other things to murder.
>>566114I just get the feeling waiting too long will just make the reveal worse or give fate more rope to hang us with via making the reveal happen not on our terms
>>566125Maybe, but we'd be safest when Maria is nearby to calm her rage. And when was the last time Layla took her to a warzone? I'd rather have the guarantee of Maria than the safe bet of a dragon/army to murder. And she might eat the dragon before we can.
>>566143>And when was the last time Layla took her to a warzone?When we took her to smoke out the remnants of the Cauldron and Naturia, last thread IIRC.
>>566132We should definitely tell her soon, but bringing back two of her sisters and being close to her Maria will assuage her fury better than having an army to devour.
"WELL!" I shout, clapping all four of my hands, drawing everyone's intention, including all of the bandits who're still milling about looting or having...lunch, I force a smile as I walk up to Iris and put my arm around her neck "You have me sweetie, I can just use my wiles to"I stop as Vera starts to cackle, and Alex covers his mouth as he turns away. Kelly laughs a barking laugh as Eli joins in, and with her the rest of the bandits start to join in with her after a moment of nervous giggling."STOP LAUGHING!" I yell as my skin turns red, purple and Pink as Iris pats me on the head gently."Yeah, it isn't fair to sell her short, she can be rather clever when shes in trouble" Iris says ruffling my red hair as she smirks and chuckle "Which is often""Yeaaaah, but you have to admit, it is just kind of funny" Vera giggles "I mean, She did go along with me using her as""...Vera"Iris says angrily as Vera blushes and starts to whistle "when did you use Mali as bait""Er, awhile ago, but she was fine with it, we bonded and stu" vera says before alex covers her mouth"Stop digging" He growls before smiling kindly "and my apologize, we really should at least give mali a chance to give her two cents in all this since...how close is that moving castle again""Few hours away at best" the second in command, with the dragon helmet says calmly "Damn thing moves faster than a storm in the clouds""Okay so can I talk now?" I ask angrily, crossing my arms as Iris ruffles my hair again"Of course you can honey, blow them away" She says happily as she pushes me forward as the bandits gather at watch me with hungry eyes, a few licking their lips as they stab their blades into the ground "...and stay away from them after all of this is done""WELL OUT WITH IT SUN CALLER!" the biggest one, a troll with a colorful wrap around his face bellows, getting the others to cheerWhat do I say Well, if I get close to him, my magic should be enough to take him out if we can keep his army distracted, we could just land on his castle and destroy it As I was saying, I could use my wiles to make him think eli accepted his proposal, and then we can easily get everyone here inside the castle...Heeeey are any of you willing to take this mirror to him for meWell since you laughed at me...how about all of you charge it huh? Hmm, well I can do it alone if...if I can open a gate from hell inside of the place...but that's a little too...er evil init?Okay, here's the plan...We listen to Iris write in
>>566174>and my apologize....That physically hurts me
>>566174>Well since you laughed at me...how about all of you charge it huh?> As I was saying, I could use my wiles to make him think eli accepted his proposal, and then we can easily get everyone here inside the castle
>>566174>Well since you laughed at me...how about all of you charge it huh?> if we can keep his army distracted, we could just land on his castle and destroy it>...Heeeey are any of you willing to take this mirror to him for meHe have an army of meat shields, let's use it.
>>566174>Okay, here's the plan...We listen to Iris> if we can keep his army distracted, we could just land on his castle and destroy it
>>566174>  As I was saying, I could use my wiles to make him think eli accepted his proposal, and then we can easily get everyone here inside the castle
>>566174how exactly does the castle move? are we talking castle on a giant turtle type thing or something more like Laputa? cause if its land based we can just use creation magic to foul its walking mechanism and crash the castle, if its a flying type... we'd either have to have someone stealth a mirror up there or maybe launch a giant fucking ballista at the thing with a mirror attached to it, either way once the mirrors in the castle or at least close mali brings the millers through, then heads back to support the troops against the main army (carpet bomb them with aphrodisiac honey and claim all their souls maybe?)
>>566174>...Heeeey are any of you willing to take this mirror to him for me
I glare at all of them and sigh, letting out a bit of my magic as I step towards them and they back away, remembering the show I put on when I fought that blind hydra."Well since all of you laughed at me" I say, pouting as I tap my chin like I'm thinking "How about all of you charge it, huh?""Eli no" Iris says calmly as I feel a burning heat rush against the back of my neck "She's only joking, right Mali""Well I mean if we keep his army distracted" I say looking back, to see Iris' aunt is once again starting to get all fired up, literally...er good thing Iris is holding her back huh. I gulp and turn back to the crowd in front of me"We could just land on his castle and destroy it" I say calmly, or trying my best to sound calm at least, which is a little hard to do when there's a dragon right behind me!"Er...that'd be a little hard sun caller, it's made out of old world tech" the second in command says, sharpening his sword "Reason why we didn't kill the bastard before, it has enough fire power to level entire towns""Ah" I gasp, covering my mouth with my upper hands "So...well there's always plan B, like I was saying, I could use my wiles to make him think that eli accepted his proposal and then we can easily get everyone here inside the castle""I doubt he'd let an army inside...but that's a good idea' Alex says walking forward "No it isn't" Iris says, grunting as she pushes her aunt back, who just gives her a playful smile "Dragons aren't exactly merciful you know, we'd...oh yeah that would work wouldn't it""Yeah, glad you could see it to, dear sister" Alex says nodding, as Vera looks confused for a second "Can you see to Mali?""What are you" I begin before I realize what's he's saying "Oh right I could just take people through the mirror world couldn't I?""Seems a little cramped in there though" vera sighs "and to be honest I kind of wanted to...you know, have open season out there""Hmm, its better than losing my men" Eli says with a grumbling growl "Especially since he lives in fucking moblie fortress""Excuse me, but what exactly is his castle like?" I ask titling my head"Stops all bullets, its armor does" A thing with an upside down face says, smiling like a snake "Yeah, damn things bullet proof, sword proof, hammer proof, and the few mages we have don't have the juice to melt through it" The troll from before snorts"Mostly because they get blasted by its cannons, rail guns, various living defense and...Well the golden king himself" The second in command sighs as he sheaths his blade "his entire castle is on one of those...armored blasty things from the old world""Tanks" All four of the millers say in unison"Ooooh that's...kind of boring, I was expecting a flying castle" Vera groans"Probably built it from his old memories" Alex mummers"Yeah, if he managed to build a tank big enough to fit a castle on it, he had to be some kind of engineer" Iris mummers, as alex nods in agreementcont
>>566268Well, the motherfucker has a tank for a castle, and it's filled to the ass with magitech. Who else wants a new home base?
>>566268tank castle... oh boy, wonder if we could make it shear its treads by forcing it into a hard turn?, that still leaves all the ballistic weaponry attached to it though, but... can't we just clog any gunports with creation magic, since we aren't altering the castle itself its magic defenses might not prevent making a clump of molten slag over top of a gun barrel.
>>566268"Well, he's a fuck face now, so it doesn't matter what he used to be" Eli growls, her horns burning their way out of her skull "So what, we just got to get Mali here through a mirror and she'll be there""No I have to see the Mirror" I say shaking my head as I turn back to the bandits and grin as they try and shuffle away together "Heeeey, are any of you willing to take this mirror to him for me"I clench my fist and watch the golden light fly out of my hand, measuring out the general shape of a hand mirror before formulas for its various components weave themselves inside of it, slowly making a golden mirror with two dragons circling each other. The other half of it is made out of rubies."Oh great...better break that thing when you're done with it" Elizabeth sighs "Alright boys, any of you ready to possibly die today?"Who delivers the mirror I do....wait a second then why did I? Iris does, she's smart enough to get there and back Vera, she can drop it off with out even being seen Alex, he's dependable and...well I'm pretty sure he's the one who won't piss of the dragon if he goes Elizabeth...probably not a good idea Random bandit number nine, He's going to die Well I could send Kelly Make Alith do it for meForce the five girls to dress up as slaves send them over with the mirror write in
>>566296> Vera, she can drop it off with out even being seenmax stealth is good. plus its pay back for the bait incident.
>>566296> Vera, she can drop it off with out even being seen
>>566296> Random bandit number nine, He's going to dieOr> Vera, she can drop it off with out even being seenEither a nobody dies while accomplishing the mission or we send our stealth expert, either plan sounds good to me.
>>566296>Force the five girls to dress up as slaves send them over with the mirrorMention it as joke> Alex, he's dependable and...well I'm pretty sure he's the one who won't piss of the dragon if he goes
>>566296> I do....wait a second then why did I?> Alex, he's dependable and...well I'm pretty sure he's the one who won't piss of the dragon if he goes
>>566296> Well I could send Kelly
"Hey Vera" I say as I toss the mirror at her, and she catches it without missing a beat, and stares into the mirror blankly "Catch""Hmm, I think it's broken" She says sarcastically as her cat ears droop down "Can't see my reflection in it for some reason""Oh" Alex says "Well, I think you just volunteered, my dear sister""Oh fantastic" Vera says flatly as she goes back to playing with her hair "Been wanting to do something fun for awhile""So you're okay with infiltrating the deadliest thing out here in the sunless wastes?" Elizabeth asks, giggling as she shakes her head and shrugs "Guess you haven't changed since I left home, huh?""Of course I haven't Auntie" Vera chuckles happily "And yeah, I'll take this over there for you mali""And I didn't even have to ask" I say, chuckling as Vera starts to walk towards the broken down gates and the smoke filled darkness outside of them "Well good luck vera""Pff, I don't need it" She says sounding a little annoyed as her tails swishes behind her "I'm the best hunter in the entire world...thanks anyways though:"Just...try and stay safe sis, don't...do anything you'd usually do" Iris says sternly "Don't waste time, just drop the mirror off and come right back""I know I know, Sheeesh!" she yells angrily as she vanishes into the smog outside"This is serious vera" Alex shouts out to her, cupping his hands around his mouth."I knoooow!" She yells out, her voice already sounding like a distant echoRoll 1d100 *To see if Vera get's...distracted on the way back*
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>>566406>>566423Off to a good start it seems. Sup HM? How do you like quest so far? I feel like aside from being pissed off about the nazi mod forcing the issue it's not terribly different from /tg/. (Although this board needs some more quality quests to show up, rather than just the ones that migrate here.)
Vera MillerAn hour or so laterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6VMSYIXCCY-People really need to start keeping Holy water in their windows, or ya know, cover their giant death fortress in silver and cross cause this was just a little too easy. I mean I was expecting some real fun here, ya know, explosions and a good hunt or two down these pipe covered, burning halls...but no. No one has seen me in this place, even though I've practically danced through a few of the room.Maybe they're just used to strange noises, or have gone death cause of how much noise this damn thing makes with every step...I know I was wish I could go death, it feels like its scratching at my ears.I smile as I crawls through the various steaming pipes, over guards and servants, pushing my head through a gap only big enough for me to fit through with some struggling as some naga guards laugh to eachother over a pretty raunchy joke.I glance down at their golden scales and shake my head, eh, no hungry enough to try and bite through all of that.The air gets cooler as I pop out of the pipes I've been slinking over and grab onto the wall of the hallway, and climb up it in a breath or two. I peek over the edge of the wall and see a dining room, filled with a whole lot of meat...and nagaI lick my lips and ignore it as I balance myself on the edge, and run down the side, following the cooler air as I leap up onto a vent silently, and hoist myself up to it, enjoying the cool metal for a moment before I flip onto the top, and come face to face with a sleeping guard...human? Thought all of them were eaten out here.I kiss her on the forehead and lay her down as I walk past her, leaving her to curl up, asleep as I walk down the rickety, rusted walk way in the bottom of this new level. A massively cracked red crystal of magic spins over me as I glance up.My ears wiggle, and I hear...water. I giggle and press myself low to the ground, before I leap into the air, kicking off the power source of the entire castle, and grabbing onto the wall around it as arcs of fire follow me along, trying to burn me into fuel as I run along the wall, humming to myselfHe has to be at the top of the castle, or his hoard does at least...just need to drop this off and I'm golden, since dragons always notice a gift...er hopefully Demony doesn't pop in when he's...ya know there.cont>>566474It seems like /tg/ bit slow, but I hope my anons will fix that at least in my quests.But yeah, that was a bit of a kick to the balls wasn't it?
>>566524>I kiss her on the forehead and lay her downThe Miller blood is strong in this one.
>>566524I sigh and leap onto the crystal as the beams of burning magic run into eachother, I leap off a moment later as it ripples and tries to suck me in. Stabbing my fingers into the roof of the reactor I rip through it and force myself into the vent under it, before slinking through the air conditioning.I sigh, and take a moment to rest, and then...splashing? I look down and blush as I see a pool of girls, monsters and humans all in their birthday suits, lazing around and playing as a man with golden eyes and hair rests in the massive pool"Ohohooo a harem" I giggle as I make a mental note to tell mali about this "fun fun, and if that's the dragon then"I look up the turn of the vent and run up it, silently.It goes vertical, and completely smooth. But I just crack my knuckles and jump up it, and nearly slam into a fan.It might be going fast enough to blend anyone else, but I got mama's speed.I chuckle and leap past it, and push open the vent into"WOooooooahooo" I gasp as I see the massive pile of stuff, gold, weapons, even some those televisions that ran on electricity instead of magic...ohh man, look at all those heads he's got...focus..this is the last leg of the journey, I need to focus.I compose myself, and toss the mirror down before I jump back past the fan."Mission complete" I say giving myself a thumbs up as I let my sweaty body slide down the vent-The golden king-That...I smell something. I look around before one of my slave girls pull me down, I brush her away and bat the one on my arm to the floor as I stomp into my horde. My back tingles...someone...no no, there's no one here but something's...offI rush down the hallway, nearly slipping as I run into the massive golden doors I forged with my fire. The air in here is off...something new is here. I glance around with my peerless eyes, trying to find the change.And I squeal when I see a beautifully colored mirror. I rush over to it and grab it, trying to see how much its worth before I notice its red and golden, like my love the scourge.I lick the ruby side, and smirk..Well I should ask her sister if this is her work.I sniff the air again...damn I need to turn up the ac...I'm starting to sweat...which is funny because I don't even feel hot...Hmm, no, no one could get all the way up here, its just my imagination-Malizeralan hour later-"YAHOOO!" Vera calls, waking me up from my daze in Iris lap as the rest of the bandits sit around, passed out from drinking or simply staying in the sun too longAlex glances up and grins widely as Iris sighs in relief and Elizabeth rushes to hug her neice who's....uh huh."What happened to your shirt?" Eli asks as she covers her with her wings"Got caught on a jagged piece of metal, had to leave it" Vera says shrugging "Made the trip up the last bit of the castle a real pain in my ass""So your shame is still lost then?" Alex says as Iris covers my eyescont
>>566600"Well, at least you came back in one piece" Iris says happily as I struggle to get her hand off my face "...hey sweetie, do you think you're ready to get going, Cause I need to get my sister a new shirt""Oh come on, I'm not even hungry right now" I sigh shaking my head "Buuut...I could use a bit of excitement to keep me satisfied""So you're going already?" Vera asks, sounding a bit shocked and nervous"....what did you do?" Alex asks angrily"What you told me to..you just might wanna wait a bit" Vera says calmly"hey Stand still" Eli growls angrily "not having my men see you like this""...we don't have long to wait, bastards going to be here soon!" the second in command shouts...he's been on edge ever since vera leftDo I invade the castle via the mirror? yes No, gotta do something first Yes, but drop out from mortal sight first write
>>566620> No, gotta do something firstLeave a letter for Maria in the castle about what we're doing. In case we need cavalry.
>>566620We're going to eat this guy, steal his castle and add his harem to our retainers aren't we?> yes>Make Vera a new shirt before I go.
>>566620> Yes, but drop out from mortal sight firstThis is a sneaking mission, and demon magic is our box equivalent. When we go into a mirror, we can jump Right to Aliths equipment as an option, right?
>>566644First we'd need to make a mirror big enough for Alith to come through.
>>566620> Yes, but drop out from mortal sight first
>>566620> Yes, but drop out from mortal sight firstGotta make sure there's a nice, quiet-ish place to set up for the invasion first.
>>566620Doesn't dropping out of mortal sight require spending a Demonic Favour?
>>566695Well if we had invested more on guile, we'd probably easily do it without having to roll for it, or use favor.
"Oh Mali" Vera cackles madly, sounding more demonic than I am as I hear Eli yelling at her in frustration as I guess she runs past her "there's something I got to tell you, see there's a"She leans close to me, I think, unless Iris just wanted to hold my face a little tighter for no reason."He has a harem" She purrs as I feel my instinct clawing at the back of my head again."What did you tell her?" Iris asks suspiciously"Noooothing" Vera giggles as Iris lets go of me, and I can see the world and sunlight again"Alright" I say nodding as I step away from iris, flowing some magic out of my feet to make a mirror under me "I'll be right back, uh, if I don't come back...please come looking for me""oh don't worry, we will" Iris says sweetly as I fall into the mirror world, seeing bandits gather around the mirror in confusion as I float down into the colorless oceon of mirrorsI see Maria brushing her teeth, Clementine messing around with Alex's swords as she gnaws on an armored arm. Mizuki watching Jenny clean.Karla reading some papers for her mother, who's lazing in an armchair...looks real soft and fluffy.I can even see some sights of the towns and cities we've been through. But then I see some place unfamilar, a ceiling of brass pipes.That must be the place, I close my eyes and feel a chill as I drop out of mortal sight and swim over to it and fall through it.I moan as I feel burning heat on my face, and land on a soft pink bed with thick blankets.I look around and see a dresser and mirror and"Holy fu" I say, covering my mouth as I stand up, and see piles...and piles of gold.What do I do? sneak out of the horde, careful to avoid any dragons play around on the bed for a bit take the mirror with me Mirror drop all of this gold into the mirror world *steal the dragons horde* freak out and cheer, I'ma be rich! Helloooo Jasmine? are you around here *Sniff..sniff* Oh that's got to be the harem...*inspect it* write in>>566695it doesn't require as much effort now that your a lesser demonImps have it rough
>>566695uh pretty sure not, iirc we actually have to put in effort to be visible to mortals, being unseen is a demons default option from what I remember
>>566768> Helloooo Jasmine? are you around here> Mirror drop all of this gold into the mirror world *steal the dragons horde*
>>566771It is, Mali is seen as a bit of a exhibitionist for never being unseen in the mortal world
>>566768> take the mirror with me> Mirror drop all of this gold into the mirror world *steal the dragons horde*> *Sniff..sniff* Oh that's got to be the harem...*inspect it*Who else would know all the goings on of a dragon but his harem?
>>566771>uh pretty sure not, iirc we actually have to put in effort to be visible to mortalsThats certainly not true since we used to have to spend favour for vanishing.>>566768> take the mirror with me> Mirror drop all of this gold into the mirror world *steal the dragons horde*He will instantly notice, just so everyone realises this.
>>566768> Helloooo Jasmine? are you around here> *Sniff..sniff* Oh that's got to be the harem...*inspect it*>>566784>>566801>>566804really want to draw agro immediately?
>>566768> sneak out of the horde, careful to avoid any dragons> Helloooo Jasmine? are you around here> *Sniff..sniff* Oh that's got to be the harem...*inspect it*
>>566812You know what? We're gonna steal all his shit anyway, we can leave the gold for later.Dropping> Mirror drop all of this gold into the mirror world *steal the dragons horde*
>>566812>really want to draw agro immediately?I figured it'd be a good distraction, steal gold and then fuck off out of the hoard before he arrives.
>>566768> sneak out of the horde, careful to avoid any dragons> Helloooo Jasmine? are you around hereWe could take the horde later, but not too later. Makes for a neat trophy, and for giving our 'employees' well-paid vacations.
>>566768>Make a new mirror on Mali's personthen> sneak out of the horde, careful to avoid any dragons> *Sniff..sniff* Oh that's got to be the harem...*inspect it*> Helloooo Jasmine? are you around hereThen>mirror port back to this mirror> Mirror drop all of this gold into the mirror world *steal the dragons horde*
>>566884this looks good, though I suspect hm's already writing.ah well I change my vote to support this.
I shake my head, no the millers have lots of money anyways, I bet they're richer than this lizard it's just...damn this is like something from my dreams, how could anyone have this much gold? it's kind of ridiculous. I sigh and stand up from the bed, still looking up at all the gold in awe as I hop onto the cold metal floor"Helloooo Jasminnnne?" I whisper, cupping my hands over my mouth as I walk down the path cut through the moutain of riches " are you around here"A coin rolls past my feet, and my heat slams into my ribs as I gasp in wince, panting as I walk past it, shivering. Okay, I thought that was the dragon for a second...oh my heart is going to need a lot of comfort food and cuddling after this to stay in one piece.And then, I smell it on the air, the heady, thick smell of lust, like a thousand flowers shoved under my nose, burning candles and wax.I lick my lips and hold myself up as I sigh, letting my tongue droop down as I walk along with the smell, closing my eyes for a second. I open them and see two giant golden doors, carved into the shape of a massive snakes mouth, opened wide inviting its meals inside.I walk into the white and golden tiled room with marble pillars and a few clear streams of steaming water.Statues of dragons and beautiful woman line the sides of the hallway, as well as a few thorny bushes of blackberries that hang all over grown like Ivy.I sniff the air again as I notice the air becoming steaming and wet. I see a set of stairs leading down to a pool of water and....wipe some drool from my mouth as my head gets all fuzy for a second.Oh that's just sickeningly opulent, look at all of those couches and pillows...its like a perfect room, big enough for me to fly around and.I stop outside the door, as my demonic sense pick up a bunch of dirtied souls, not corrupted by close to it.My eyes go wide as I notice beautiful women lazing in the steaming pool, or laying naked in the piles of pillows and couches, smoking and laying against eachother. Some of them are monsters sure, but they're the rare kind of monsters that still look mostly human and not..all, oh wait no there's a few entirely monstrous ones to, and even a few in the usual half way point between human like and just completely monstery.I stand there in the door frame for a second as I count all of them, looking at a few of them longer than I should as I grin.There are....at least thirty souls here.Jesus, this guy knows how to live.But I don't see anyone who reminds me off any of the millers...no all of them look, well not off a few ticks on their clock, but none of them have that smile either.I sigh and glance back at the door way leading to the horde and whine.Well, I mean...why not just get that out of the way first? My desires burn up, and try to tear me between the harem and all that goldARE YOU SURE you want to steal from a dragon Yolt *you only live twice* Nooooope, bad mali
>>566768 Helloooo Jasmine? are you around here *Sniff..sniff* Oh that's got to be the harem...*inspect it* take the mirror with meNot wanting to draw aggro right now.
>>566884That's pretty much how I would like things to play out. Hope it does.
>>566930> Nooooope, bad mali
>>566930> Nooooope, bad maliLater, once the golden dude is dealt with.
>>566930> Nooooope, bad maliOh god no. We can't do something like this right now. And I don't want to be crispy.
>>566930> Nooooope, bad malionly on the way out.
>>566930> Nooooope, bad maliFirst grand-theft fairy, then gold.
>>566930> Nooooope, bad maliGold come later when we have a dragon in our belly. And we NEED to capture this place for our own, for this room alone if anything.Also>Strip down and pretend to be a part of the haremIt's not me trying to make this into smut, we need to interrogate them without causing a panic. And we have the perfect body for this kind of infiltration.
>>566930> Yolt *you only live twice*Sure do, but not now.
>>566973>we bamf to the mirror, take the gold, leave a note saying "Mali was here, XOXO FAGDRAG suck it, ;D" And teleport back to Alith and pray to god our friends can back up our taunt.Better idea, we grab the gold, wait for fagdrag to come back, shove him with us/taunt him into the mirror and exit in Laylas bedroom. Quick stealth and let nature take its course.
And then my common sense slaps me in the face. YEAH no, bad mali, don't piss of the dragon when I just got here, It's already bad enough having to be around Iris' aunt with the hair trigger temper, but I really don't need to add any more dangers to myself as fun as they are.Mostly because I don't want to end up as dragon food. And then my instincts tug my notice back to the harem. I bite my lip as a woman with long flowing gold hair washes herself down.Alright...I'm pretty sure Vera didn't need to tell me about this place...and I'm also fairly certain that the dumbest thing I can do right now is indulge myself. Since then Iris would kill me...then again she is usually pretty lenient with me when it comes to.BAD Instincts, stop trying to get me killed here.I rub my head, as I suddenly feel like I haven't drank any lust or even got up from bed to do anything fun.What do I do? leave the harem and try to find where Jasmine is drop into vision sneakily and pretend to be part of it Well...I could get a meal without touching any of them *give them all the last push into complete sin*Mess with them a bit, acting like a ghost Use one of my magics *which one?* 1d20+pot Steal the harem *mirrors are a wonderful thing*Drop into vision and ask one of them where jasmine is write in
>>567012I cannot tell you how many flaw that plan has, but Ill list a few:What happens if he figures out our plan and melts us?What happens if we can't make a mirror big enough to fit him?What happens if he out magics the mirror world?What happens if we destroy Laylas bedroom by dropping a dragon on it?And not to mention most of those would need their own rolls. I like the energy, but please think more anon.
>>567037> leave the harem and try to find where Jasmine is
>>567037> Well...I could get a meal without touching any of them *give them all the last push into complete sin*> leave the harem and try to find where Jasmine is>>567042You put way too much energy into the rply to my blatant joke.
>>567037> drop into vision sneakily and pretend to be part of itAnd then>Try and ask if the dragon has anyone special he keeps locked up, like a fairy. When the time is right, of course.
>>567061I take these things far more seriously than I should, and I'm terrible at spotting sarcasm over text. Sorry for being a moron.
>>567037> Well...I could get a meal without touching any of them *give them all the last push into complete sin*> leave the harem and try to find where Jasmine is
>>567037> listen in on them to see if we can find something out that wayIf not> leave the harem and try to find where Jasmine is> Well...I could get a meal without touching any of them *give them all the last push into complete sin*Little parting gift
>>567037> leave the harem and try to find where Jasmine is> Well...I could get a meal without touching any of them *give them all the last push into complete sin*> Steal the harem *mirrors are a wonderful thing*Shapeshifting would come in handy right about now.
>>567037> Well...I could get a meal without touching any of them *give them all the last push into complete sin*> leave the harem and try to find where Jasmine isTentatively voting for the push, could be a good distraction. We don't have a reason to think dragons can smell demon stuff right?
>>567102> listen in on them to see if we can find something out that wayadding.
Hmm,it's just such a good opportunity, and it's right here, right in my face. I groan and start to slowly walk towards the thick golden curtains at the other end of the room keeping all the steam and smoke inside of the room. But that little voice in the back of my head just keeps screaming at me louder and louder to just turn around and indulge.And all of the girls hopping around, laughing and bouncing around making a whole lot of noise doesn't make it any easier.I shake my head and keep walking towards the curtains. And I even manage to grab onto one of them before my will breaks and I turn around grinning as I hold my hand upWell I can still get a nice hearty meal without touching any of them....can't I?Roll 1d20+pot to turn all of the steam and smoke into lust infused honey, or something similar *thought a cloud of chilly powder would probably be a bad Idea*
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>567139
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>567139
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>567139
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>567139Lewd honey should be enough for our new playmates
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>567139
Rolled 12 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>567139Would have gone with chocolate as our aphrodesiac of choice. But can't go wrong with the classics.
Hmm, if I just use cooking magic I might end up cooking all these lovely girls into a bunch of treats. And no one wants that do they. I stand there for a second, blushing as I watch another well endowed girl walk past me, happily chatting with a friend as she ties her hair into a pony tail.Hmmm change magic will probably work though, all I have to do is keep my hand in the mixture of smoke and steam and...-18+12= 30= SUCCESS!-my hands twitch as the white smoke of change seeps out of my nails, and mixes with the steam in the air, coloring it purple as it turns into a bunch of little globs of "Special" honey, all floating in the air like a faintly purple smoke.I giggle as it grows thicker and thicker. While I turn around, some of the girls shriek in surprise, and I can taste the familiar taste of pleasure and lust in the air as me leaving drops all of the honey down one to them, ruining the fancy rugs and fur and getting all in their hair.I glance back, and cackle wickedly as I see them enjoying eachother, their eyes glowing purple from my influence as chains of pink light wrap around their necks like ghostly collars.Oh this tastes and feels...s..s..so..amaaaazing!-30 souls gained!!!HOLY HELL!1 point add to potential 3 more to add andChoose 1 Lust traits Demonic Traits Demonic Abilities Lust Abilities Magical affinities  hat man gift
>>567197> Magical affinities
>>567197>2 pot>1 res> Magical affinities
>>567197> Lust traits> 1 Strength, 2 Resiliance
>>567197> hat man giftI want that yuri knife, I really want to know what it does.
>>567197> 1 Strength, 2 ResilianceAnything but magical affinities, We already have a LOT of schools.
>>567197+12pot+2agi> Lust traits
>>567197+2 strength+1 guile
>>567215*2pot, of course
>>567197> Magical affinities> 1potential, 1guile, 1 will
>>567213But shapeshifting would come in handy, like taking all the millers in one go. Or nabbing all that gold.
>>567197> Lust traits> 1potential, 1guile, 1 willWould have preferred agi, but beter than wasting stats on str and res
>>5671971 resilience 1 pot 1 str Lust Traits
>>567229What do you mean "taking all the Millers in one go'? Because my mind is going to some very dark places right now. And how would it help with the gold?
>>567240Taking them all in the mirror world, without having to look for a big mirror.
>>567247Ah, thanks for clearing that up.
>>567204Changing to> 1potential, 1guile, 1 will>>567240Also we could shapeshifting into some amazon or something and use our pot for strength. I assume that is.
>>567256That sounds awesome, if we could use shapeshifting to switch our pot for other stats we could just put all our points into it, and be prepared for any situation.
>>567256Of course you can'But lust traits won out soooflashing SkinSweet smelling OilFloweringSticky skinRoaming tailFlexible bones Special honey tongue Retractable claws adorable ears, and tail *type?* Needle teeth Paralyzing tongue Grabbable horns Hooves Tentacle hair stretchy tentacle skirt Shareable heart
>>567270> Tentacle hair
>>567270>Sticky skinAll the better for stealth...Nit to mention Iris' reaction would be fascinating.
>>567270> adorable ears, and tail *type?*DogOr> Paralyzing tongue
>>567270>Roaming tailWe need to counter Iris's new tail with one of our own! I still want my yuri knife though.
>>567270>Sweet smelling Oilauto seduction/lust poisoning against anything we fight
>>567285>>567287>>567287Guys roaming tail is just a waste of a trait, It literally does nothing for us,
We should probably check out lust abilities next time. There's probably some good ones
>>567270>Sweet smelling Oilor>Flexible bones
>>567292We don't know what it will do, but an extra limb will give us a lot more options on the battlefield and in the bedroom
>>567306>We don't know what it will doIts just a tail, we had it as chargen option.
>>567292While I don't want the tail right now. Saying it does nothing is a little much. It can be an extra limb, and it could even find use into getting unto difficult spaces.
>>567270If tentacle starts winning I'll change my vote here>>567280to Tail I guess, Even though it's completely useless.
>>567270>Of course you canCool. I was hoping to get it for this fight, oh well. Hopefully the tail will keep our ass safe in battle.
>>567322we have four arms, We don't need a tail, Also Flexible bones is better for getting into difficult spaces, So is something like the oil.
>>567318Yes, but we'll essentially have two tongue weapons, things that could grab and lash at our opponents. And I want to see our tail fight with Iris's.
>>567306Yeah but so would tentacle hair/skirt, and they would be a bit more weird and not so, generic.I know the appeal but it feels like a waste too only ever go for standard demon look.
>>567318Actually, several of these options have been available since char gen. And Headmaster has said that they all open up options. Its why the last little bit of asset upgrades have tired me. Even if thematically correct.
>>567337No, It isn't like the tongue, It doesn't have it's effect, It is useless.
>>567270>>567277changing to >Sweet smelling Oilor>Flexible bones
>>567349> Flexible bonesAnything but tentacles
>>567349> Flexible bonesThis should add to our shit agility right HM?
>>567349> Flexible bonesActually Flexible just got three votes.
>>567349Wait, don't vote hereI missed something'sorry
>>567349> Flexible bones
>>567343>several of these options have been available since char gen...Yes I know, and?>>567349>>567349> Flexible bones
>>567349> Roaming tail
>>567349> Tentacle skirt
>>567349What about Sweet smelling Oil? it also add's up to three.This if it is not so.> Flexible bones
>>567349>  Tentacle skirt
>>567346I mean it can whip things and grab onto them like our tongue, and we could lather it on honey if we wanted the effect.
>>567370We could have done that with shapeshifing also, as well as trying out tentacles or whatever have you.
Okay, sorry about the fuck up and delay, but since I messed up, I need to redo this with the two right optionsbut just to be sure before we continue on Flexible bones *Vastly increases flexibility and bashing resistance* Sweet smelling oil *Lustful touch, naturally produce attracting smells and oils that act as an aphrodisiac*Sorry for the fuck upWe'll be back to our regularly scheduled program shortly
>>567388> Sweet smelling oil *Lustful touch, naturally produce attracting smells and oils that act as an aphrodisiac*Goddammit, I was hoping for tail vs. tail lewds.
>>567388> Flexible bones *Vastly increases flexibility and bashing resistance*
>>567358My bad.>>567388> Flexible bones *Vastly increases flexibility and bashing resistance*Pretty sure tail, oil and bones had all 3.
>>567388>  Sweet smelling oil *Lustful touch, naturally produce attracting smells and oils that act as an aphrodisiac*
>>567388 Flexible bones *Vastly increases flexibility and bashing resistance*>>567395You never know. We may yet have the chance to take the tail later.
>>567388> Flexible bones *Vastly increases flexibility and bashing resistance*Oil seems like a recipe for disaster if we produce it by default.
>>567388> Flexible bones *Vastly increases flexibility and bashing resistance*Dammit, I like oil but this is more practical and make us more limber than Iris is now.
>>567409Based on how many people hate it for no real reason? I doubt it.
>>567388> Sweet smelling oil *Lustful touch, naturally produce attracting smells and oils that act as an aphrodisiac*
>>567419>Based on how many people hate it for no real reason? I doubt it.Not voting for a thing doesn't mean you hate it. I for one have nothing against it in particular, I just feel among the excotic options we got, it feels a bit lackluster to use a upgrade on.
>>567419we already have 4 arms, wings and a prehensile tongue, so it feels a bit much right now, plus we're going into a combat sequence soon so people will generally favor something that gives such a nice defensive bonus like the flexible bones do.besides, now we can wrap up iris with mali's entire body.
>>567432Maybe, but by that logic even if we go for lust traits again people will just go for the other options that weren't picked here. And aside from tail vs. tail stuff in the lewd bin, and extra limb with more reach and flexibility could be a massive boon, especially with our new rubbery bones.
>>567444That's fair, but the other bonuses were kind of secondary to how cute it would be to see our tail and Iris tail wrestle with each other while they were doing something else, lewd or not.
>>567451Or just shapeshifing tentacles and not be limited by number.
>>567451>and extra limb with more reach and flexibility could be a massive boonEh, the tail wouldn't even have that much reach, its a tail.I don't see it adding much beyond nice cosmetical difference. Which I got nothing against, but if we go by mechanical difference the tentacle options would be literally tail but better, yet they are apparently even less likely to happen, because the aesthetics are important.
>>567465No tentacles, christ
>>567464I'd rather vote for practical stuff instead of getting something because it's "Cute".
>>567470You don't like 'em, some people loike 'em, deal with it?Don't really know what these comments are supposed to accomplish.
>>567470Fine, grow more arms, or whatever grabbing things exist.
>>567468I'm pretty sure it would be longer than our arms at the very least. And the tentacles would look weird, no offence. And they wouldn't be the same but better, there would be more of them with a shorter reach and maybe less manual dexterity.
>>567464we can do that with any of mali's limbs now.that said i'm not too keen on too many more limbs of any sort, don't want mali to be over designed.
>>567490>there would be more of them with a shorter reach and maybe less manual dexterityThere is literally nothing implying they would be shorter or have less dexterity, especially since Big-sis got tentacles and hers are very dexterous.
I bite down on my thumb as I slide down against the wall, as all of their sin rushes into me and sets my lust on fire as my body starts to burn, sweat and twitch from how many sensations I'm feeling, and all the wonderful noises I'm hearing from the harem room. I taste my blood as my thumb bends back as my mind clouds up into dull, warm feeling of pink as pleasure shocks and jolts through my body.It...it feels like I'm melting, my bones are all tingly, I can..I can feel my bones melting away.I whine and bite down harder on my finger as a finale wave of pleasure rushes down my spine as my mind turns white for a second.I pant and slowly stand up, feeling my bones bend in weird ways but it doesn't hurt. I push my head making sure it's on straight, and feel my spine bend as my head goes with it. I shake it and look down at my hands, clenching them into fists."Okay" I whisper as I walk down the hall way, so none of the guards or whatever he has here can hear me "that's was a little weird, okay no, I got to figure this out right now"I push my hand into my forearm, and gasp as it bends right down the middle like I have an extra joint or something."Eeeeh?" I say as I throw my arm up and move it, and discover much to my shock that my bones practically do whatever I want them to do."Huh" I say as I roll my arm up before letting it go back to its normal place "Weeeird, but I think I kind of like it!"What do I do? follow a guard somewhere 1d20+agility  Crawl into a vent and find my way out of this level Use my magic to make a straight hallway through 1d20+pot use smiting magic for a distraction 1d20+pot try and figure out where to go in here 1d20+agility Go to that loud humming and stare at the "engine" Smell out some sin 1d20+sense Call Alith here write in
>>567508Yes, but those replaced her entire lower half, and were one of her primary traits. And "skirt" imply's that it ends at or above her knees, at least to me. And now I'm thinking about how we could upgrade the tail into it's own crazy thing. Dammit why didn't I think of that before?
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>567514> follow a guard somewhere 1d20+agility
>>567514> Crawl into a vent and find my way out of this levelMy last vote for the night, thanks for running HM. And have fun guys.>>567528>but those replaced her entire lower halfShe also had tentacle hair, which was also a option.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>567514> Use my magic to make a straight hallway through 1d20+pot
>>567514> Crawl into a vent and find my way out of this levelI doubt a random guard is going to patrol near the dragons most valuable asset.
>>567514> Crawl into a vent and find my way out of this levelSneaking time
>>567528It also just feels cheap you know? Like it's Big Sis' gimmick, don't wanna encroach on it.
>>567514>  Crawl into a vent and find my way out of this levelCan Alith search for virtue? That'd get us to Jasmine pretty fast. Voting for summoning her if yes.
This begs the question, just how hard is it for Mali to move through a vent with her, uh, assets?
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>567514> Crawl into a vent and find my way out of this levelHeadmaster, does tentacle skirt get rid of our legs, or is it just a skirt of tentacles around our hips.
>>567552Agreed, we need to be our own demon. I wonder when she's gonna come back, we've been doing rather well for ourselves and demonic headpats sound nice.
>>567561Didn't mean to roll for that. Please ignore since it's not a 1.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>567514> Crawl into a vent and find my way out of this level> try and figure out where to go in here 1d20+agility
Nice thats half way to 100 souls! Meaning we will evolve to a normal demon from lesser demon soon
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>567514> Smell out some sin 1d20+senseTry to find the one that has more Wrath than Greed, that should not be teh D but might be the Miller
>>567597...damn you to hell
>>567597Oh god damn everything
>>567603thankfully just crawling into the vents won so we wont be using those rolls i guess.
>>567609Or we fail to smell sin, or just smell the abundant lust we've already made.Still, we should have kept it safe this time around.
>>567609That's the hope, but 1's have been know to fuck us up for less. Hopefully HM is writing right now and won't notice until the next post.
>>567609Nope, one pool of d20s>>567597Only Miller you might find with a lot of Wrath is Marla, or maybe Eli a bit. Jasmine is the nice sister and Layla isn't really the angry type, she kills out of fun not because she's angry at anyone. She isn't easily angry, because that'd require giving a shit.
>>567627But when she does get mad it's a fucking massacre every time, there's probably small amount of Wrath in her system at the very least.
Man, outside of the treasure room and the place with all the pretty girls, this place is kind of a shit hole. Rusty and all covered in dust and sand. The red lights flashing on the walls don't do it any favors either, since they really dim and make everything else look a little well...run down and foreboding I guess...the whole place reminds me of a worn down plow that was left out in a storm a few times.I sigh and walk down the hallway carefully, and I don't meet anyone, guess he doesn't trust his guards with his little toys. Sighing I keep walking, before I feel a sudden blast of cool air on my face. I stop and turn and see a vent in the floor and grin widely as I excitedly rush over to it and grab it, using a bit of change magic to turn the screws into just a bit of oil that flows down to the floor as I pull the grate off and toss it away.I rub my hands together as I get down on my knees and look into the dark air vent. Well I'm supposed to be sneaking around aren't I? Besides I've always wonder what these places were.were. I wiggle as I stick my arms in it, struggling to get my chest to slide through it, my boobs dragging along the cold metal, making me wince as I shake my booty around.I huff as my arms bend into odd angles, and one of them falls infront of my face as my lower ones push my boobs so I can slide forward.I cackle as I manage to get my ribs to cave in, giving me a bit of room as my ches goes up a little bit and...I'm stuck again. I growl and shake my ass I try to snake my way into the vent, feeling my hips slowly get force inside of it like I've put on some really tighty jeans.I pant, and lay there for a bit, before I continue, all squished up and bent as I slither through the very cramped vent, cold air rushing against me as I try to keep my horns from scrapping the ceiling."Ya know" I say as I look back at my beautiful, eye drawing body, all squished up in this vent "I don't care how much trouble y'all are being right now, cause you are sooo worth it, you delicious cuts of meat you"I smack my behind and giggle as I keep crawling forward, moving down a slope as I wonder if this is what food feels when you swallow it.I just hope I'm getting somewhere, because I've been in here for awhile and.*Creak*Creaking? no wait, I'm not that heavy, I'm not fat, stop creaking you damn weak vent, stop it...STOP IT!There's a loud groan as I scurry down the slope, sweating despite how nice and cool it is in here.I close my eyes and curse demonically as I feel the slope start to tip down the other direction as its rusted bolts snap and I slowly slide down it."Ah, dammit, that old vent finally went" A heavily accented voice sighs "anyone want to rip it down? or ssssshould we fix it?"cont>>567561Big sis took it, then took the Scylla trait it unlocks. So the latter
>>567638>get mad it's a fucking massacre every time, there's probably small amount of Wrath in her system at the very leastShe also massacres when she has a lot of fun, is the thing. Murder is just her go-to solution.
>>567650"Hey why's it wiggling around?" another voice asks as I try to pull my fat as up the last bit of the new vent section, as my spine bends with the falling piece of vent, keeping my legs and hips in it as I push my hands against the vent the rest of me is in, trying to wiggle free of the broken one."Man it's taking awhile to fall, any of you fellahssss want to take bets in which of us can knock it down, I'm betting my ...well I'll take a watch if I don't get it" another laughs happilyYou fuckers, I hope you all choke!What do I do? just a little more! 1d20+agilitylet myself and fly away  expand the vent around my behind a bit 1d20+pot hold on 1d20+strength Lick myself so I can slip through easierH...help me He..hey fellahs, wanna make a deal here? write in
>>567638Layla massacres for a lot of reasons, that has nothing to do with Wrath. She isn't more wrathful than your average person, she just has a lower murder threshold.
>>567650Dammit all >>567657>Murder is just her go-to solution.And it's an excellent solution for almost all situations, but she has murdered people for pissing her off in the past, is what I'm getting at.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>567663[X] expand the vent around my behind a bit 1d20+potRepair the vent a bit now that we are doing this.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>567663>  expand the vent around my behind a bit 1d20+pot
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>567663> just a little more! 1d20+agility
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>567663> expand the vent around my behind a bit 1d20+pot
>>567663> Lick myself so I can slip through easier
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>567663> just a little more! 1d20+agility> Lick myself so I can slip through easier
Rolled 13 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>567663>  expand the vent around my behind a bit 1d20+pot> Lick myself so I can slip through easier
>>567683Nice that's 29 with the +14 modifier!
I whimper and open my mouth, and watch my lavender tongue touches the cold vent. I pant and wheeze in panic as I look back as I slowly wiggle it over myself as I try to move it towards my behind so I can give myself a little bit of...well so I can make self wet enough to slide through here.I blush as I realize that Iris wasn't lying when she said I tasted like cherry frosting...or anything sweet really, it tastes like I bathe in sugar or something. I shake my head and try to ignore the fact I'm licking my own hips and butt as I crawl forward and slowly slip into the new vent.Until my hips get caught in the new one since they popped out of the old one and expanded."Hooooly sssssshit" One of the naga's hisses, laughing "That nearly sssssquashed you flat, lucky man""Hey, I hit it, you all ssssaw it, I hit it" another hisses"Jesus do you snakemen every shut the fuck up" someone else roars"Oh you just hate usssss causssse our womengot tail and yourssss don't" another bickers as I sigh in relief, well they're too busy with eachother to notice thisI hum as I use a bit of magic to expand the vent a bit to fit in it better, and groan as I feel myself able to breath again. Slowly, oh so slowly, my rumps gets stuffed in the vent as I crawl along it.Man, I better have some fun after all this...maybe start some trouble or something.A little bit later I run into another vent face, and spend some time chewing the bolts on it away with cooking magic. I grab the cover and slide it under my chest so it doesn't draw attention to me.I peek out and look through the sea of pipes, seeing naga's crawling through them, wearing little or nothing as steam hisses out of the pipes, I look down and see a few random chimeras walking around in bullet proof vests.Yikes, this isn't going to be easier.Hmm, I can see a few rooms from up here, since apparently the golden king is too cheap for roofs.Where/what do I go/do? walk down the hallwayGo to the foundary go to the armory check out the room with all the wires in it explore the sea of pipes Try and snatch one of the guards to interrogate them 1d100 + multiple arms + Flexible+ lashing tongueDrop back into visionUse my nose to find any weird souls 1d20+senses Cause a little...mayhem *how* write in
>>567748> check out the room with all the wires in it
>>567748> check out the room with all the wires in itI'm not quite sure what we're going to find in there, but we'll need to know as much as we can.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>567748>Use my nose to find any weird souls 1d20+senses> go to the armory
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>567748> Try and snatch one of the guards to interrogate them 1d100 + multiple arms + Flexible+ lashing tongue
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>567748>Use my nose to find any weird souls 1d20+senses
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>567748>Use my nose to find any weird souls 1d20+senses> check out the room with all the wires in itmaybe we can set up something timed that will disable the tank when it is convenient.
>>567784But hopefully not permanently, if we want to take this place over that is.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>567748> check out the room with all the wires in iUse my nose to find any weird souls 1d20+sensesSabotage! I missed the level up vote, AGAIN. Such is life. One day, sweet smelling addiction oil of overpowered potential. ONE DAY. (Or today if we get lucky.)
>>567792Some kind of slow eating acid might work to melt trough some vital but easily replaceable parts
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>567748>Use my nose to find any weird souls 1d20+senses
>>567792I feel it doesn't fit Malis style at all.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>567748>Use my nose to find any weird souls 1d20+senses>Go to the foundary
>>567803I agree with this plan, we should look for motive controls or anything that relates to the castles ability to move. Of all the systems we want to keep operational, movement is rather low on the list for now.
>>567792I guess we can toss it in the mirror world so we don't have to make a house there from scratch.
>>567816Why not, we already stated that we love the opulent harem room and the fuck ton of gold. Taking over a base doesn't seem out of the ordinary for her.
>>567793>>567823I'm losing my mind here./Qst/ Is tripping me out guys, it was gone on my screen when i posted. I swear.
>>567823Nah it showed up normal, the bug of it being shown as deleted is site wide, had it on tg pretty often.
>>567823your roll is there>>5677934chan just does that sometimes, happened about once a thread for me on tg.
>>567831I don't know if we can make a mirror big enough for a castle, but aside form that it seems like a solid plan.
>>567847We Iris and Alith who can help us out, if need be.
>>567833We can literally make gold out of anything with creation and alchemy. And build our opulent harem room in a more fitting place than a crude machine behemoth.>>567847>>567847If we use a favour we could probably glass the sand beneath it with change.
>>567833Well considering the only aunt left to find after this sequence is Marla, mali and Iris could use a summer home, plus a super battle fortress might be handy if more angels show up.
18+4= 22= Success-I hold myself outside, feeling the blisteringly dry heat wash over my face as I sniff the air, trying to see if there's anything interesting stuck in this moving death machine with me.I smell sin, all seven of them stuck into one body in a big issue complex filled mess, it smells burnt...or like something burnt that some one dressed up to look nice. That has to be the dragon.I can smell magic in some of these nagas..so I'm guessing they're the ones who keep this place powered.There's a soft...buttery grassy smell...it reminds me of when I used to churn butter for my older brother when he was too lazy to in the summer, It makes me feel, I don't know but it's bringing tears to my eyes, not gonna think about that...not gonna even give it any kind of thought so I don't end up thinking about how..stop it mali, that's all gone now.I sigh as I start to follow that one...even though I tell my body not to. And then I smell something elseA human soul with...*sniff..sniff*, is that...is that angelic blood?!I sniff the air as I slide out of the vent and start to flap my wings in the air towards the smell, and its really close, in that weird mess of cables and wires.I grab onto two of the thicker black ones, and peek through it.The room is lit up by bright light, and is cramped with wires and those...weird computer things that the millers had.I frown and look around, until I spot a man with auburn hair, all messed and tussed up over his bruised face and broken glasses.He's sitting in a chair, staring at the screens, mummering to himself with a weird accents"I swore I saw something...but if I didn't see something fuckers gonna kill me then eat my ass, and if I did see something and don't tell the golden fuck, he's gonna eat my ass first, then kill me" He rambles, grumbling to himself as he rubs his eyes "All this shit is shit, godammit, didn't even get used in some slavery to get ripped or anything, no stick him in the security room, threaten to eat him when he bitches, and make sure his only company DOESN'T FUCKING SPEAK ENGLISH...and what the hell is that smell?! DAMMIT, fucking shitty as fucking FUUUUUCK!"I grin wickely as I see his soul inside his body, it's a light blue, unlike the usual white.What do I do? Drop down next to him, and ask if he'd be willing to sell his soul look for a fairy on the screens 1d20+sense ask him what he's doing here Unplug everything Mess up the wires with change/ alchemy or cooking 1d20+pot pounce on him and subdue him go somewhere else write in
>>567860That should work out then, but we'd potentially lose a massive land base.>>567863We'd need to go outside to glass the sand, and disabling the castle is a secondary objective anyway. And I'm sure Iris would like to have a massive fortress of war at her command, more or less. Because who wouldn't? And having the castle at our disposal could be an invaluable resource for future adventures.
>>567884> look for a fairy on the screens 1d20+sense> pounce on him and subdue himIf this fucker has an eyepatch I swear to god...
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>567913
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>567884>> look for a fairy on the screens 1d20+sense>> pounce on him and subdue him
>>567922Don't you do this to me, he's dead! That smug prick has to be dead!
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>567884> pounce on him and subdue him look for a fairy on the screens 1d20+senseForce him into corruption with massive amounts of honey, then interrogate him about where the Fairy is.What controls what, where is Jasmine/the fairy.>Turn wires we decide we want off into licorice of the same color.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>567884> look for a fairy on the screens 1d20+sense
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>567884> look for a fairy on the screens 1d20+sense>Turn wires we decide we want off into licorice of the same color.
>>567940refresh my memory here
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>567884> look for a fairy on the screens 1d20+sense
>>567961He's thinking of request guy for some weird reason I don't understand.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>567884> look for a fairy on the screens 1d20+sense> Mess up the wires with change/ alchemy or cooking 1d20+pot> pounce on him and subdue him
>>567961That was mostly me exaggerating my hatred of Request Guy, but in all seriousness I thought one of the anecdotes at the end of ASQ was that he was making peoples lives shit in hell or something like that.Do whatever you think works for the situation though.
>>567970the complaining the guys doing, reminded me of RG as well.
Can someone tell me why they want to give up all stealth to pounce on this guy to absolutely no current purpose?
>>567970All the exaggerated cursing gave me flashbacks for some reason, and it seemed like something HM would do.
>>567986RG was a pretty level guy unless Layla was involved though, because she got on his tits with constant inane requests.
>>567991He's in a secluded spot and based on his complaining he might be sympathetic to our cause. Worst case scenario we can liquefy his brain before he can get the guards on us.
>>567991I think he's alone anon, and to mess with the wires we need him unable to raise the alarm, and if he IS alone we should grill/corrupt him and get some info, that's my understanding of the scenario anyway.
>>568005Also pretty definitly dead.
>>568027I hope you realise corrupting him doesn't make him less likely to yell for guards because HOLY SHIT A DEMON.
>>568055No we own his soul so we can just command him to shut up.
I squeeze through the wires, and leap over the small gap between me and hip, and flap my wings so I don't end up crashing to the floor as I drop and slam into him. He gasp in surprise as his chair falls over as he passes it from shock or...maybe just because I dropped onto his just like a bag of rocks. Well he isn't dead so, no reason to worry right? I chuckle nervously as I drag him to the corner and pick his chair up and realize I can't sit in it, so I lay it down a bit away from the computer, maybe he'll just think he slipped or something.I look up at all of the glowing screens, seeing seas of molten metal, walls of massive missiles and pods of magical crystals, I see libraries and practically anything else in the parts of this thing that are actually the castle bit...Wait this dragon has a garden? Damn that looks...it looks like it eats people actually, eergh, but kelly would like it I think...Or she'd kill all of them for stealing her food.Now..where is that little fairy-17+4= 21= success-THERE, I gasp as I look over a screen I saw already, and realize there's a woman in one of the cages there. She has black hair like Alex and is all curled up in a ball, with little weird antenna and bluish silver skin. Her wings are like a butterflies, and she's wearing a tattered white dress, holding a picture in her hands.I lean over the desk to get a better look and.See it's a worn down photo. There's a little...Wait that's Layla!? but she's normal like a human, and is standing in front of a weird looking house with a concrete sidewalk, and cut grass. There's...that's Elizabeth but a lot smaller, well at least in everything but the chest area. Okay, so the one dressed like a thug has to be Marla, and the one looking all proper and sweet is Jasmine. I frown as I see them all smiling happily.There's a man with the same tanned skin of most of the millers and black hair standing in the back, looking happy as a woman with light brown hair like all of the miller's but alex hugs him looking of so satisified.A happy family, they even have a cat.I stop for a moment as I try to figure out how they...they became what they are. I mean, Layla brought all of this to the world right? she was the first real monsters soo...how did she turn from that smiling, boring looking girl into the monster she is now...the queen of all monsters.And what happened to her "Oh god, what hit me...don't tell me I'm fucking starving to death or" the man grumbles "Fucking hell need to work before someone catches me here, don't need to get any more shit here"Alright, so ignoring him, jasmine is on...level three of the tank, and I'm on....level two judging by the camera's of the places I can see and"Hmm, how long until we get there?" One of the videos plays, as a good bit of the screens turn scaly and gold "my patience wears thinner and thinner"cont
>>568077Thats completly wrong, you're thinking of making a contract, corrupting him doesn't give us comtrol of his soul at all unless we kill him and go to hell to get it.
>>568110"Oh within the hour, and fairly soon my lord" a snickering voice laughs as the man gets up cursing to himself as he walks over to me, still not seeing me "especially if we put more power into the""no, I can wait that long, I need my air condition....maybe toss a few slackers into the engines core to feed it" the golden king laughs happily "Now...if that fairy refuses to talk again, take her wings""Gotcha" the little thing covered by a worn down hood says as the scales vanish as golden glames replace themWhat do I do? let the guy run into me, and make friends with him, after smothering him a bit to stop him from screaming Rush through the halls to the cells, drawing a lot of attention to save jasmine, drawing a lot of attention to myself  bring someone here via mirrors once I find a safe place Confront the golden king *FATEFUL BATTLE! HARD BOSS FIGHT* write in
>>568110>alex hugs himSorry HM, but what was that supposed to be? Or am I missing something?
I thinking we should congratulate him soon turning into an angel. Then we tell him it pretty much involves him sitting around looking for any trouble for all eternity. Hopefully that should convince him to be corrupted, since he complains about just sitting around looking for anything.I assume that's what angels do when not fighting demons.
>>568145> bring someone here via mirrors once I find a safe place> let the guy run into me, and make friends with him, after smothering him a bit to stop him from screaming
>>568145> Rush through the halls to the cells, drawing a lot of attention to save jasmine, drawing a lot of attention to myself Let's save the boss fight for when we have actual backup, and home field advantage.
>>568110Huh, only now it occurs tome that Mali has no idea about monsters before Layla ascended, she's gonna freak out if we ever meet creature of Chaos>>568145> Rush through the halls to the cells, drawing a lot of attention to save jasmine, drawing a lot of attention to myselfOnly need to get there and mirror out..
>>568145> > Rush through the halls to the cells, drawing a lot of attention to save jasmine, drawing a lot of attention to myself> Turn the hallways behibd us into a candy wonderland
>>568149I meant to say hair like all of the miller's hair but Alex, Mizuki and Iris, but I forgot to put that part since I deleted the rest of it and accidentally left it in
>>568145> bring someone here via mirrors once I find a safe place> Rush through the halls to the cells, drawing a lot of attention to save jasmine, drawing a lot of attention to myself
Rolled 18 (1d20)> Rush through the halls to the cells, drawing a lot of attention to save jasmine, drawing a lot of attention to myself> Turn the hallways behind us into a candy wonderland
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>568145>>568180>>568211Well, if we already attract attention, might as well.Seconding
>>568247I can live with this seconding.
>>568247Well, either the army just accidentally murdered itself in the crossfire of trying to catch us, or we're too fast to be seen. Either way, great job anon!
>>568247What can possibly go wrong if you crit right? Don't try to answer that. I'll support it.
>>568247Suddenly the whole citadel is a gingerbread house.
I throw him back as I rush to the door, and he starts screaming like a little girl as I slam my weight against the door to open it as I break down the door in a full sprint, making a lot of noise as I run over a few pieces of rickety metal, and push several guards out of my as I run past them, cursing under my breath as I rush to try and save Jasmine from being maimed by that monster in the robes.One of the guard tries to catch me and I leap away from him, leading him to stumble to try to catch me as another hisses and strikes to where I used to be, I slip around him and keep running as I throw some magic behind me, putting bit of butter on the floor as I keep running as more naga's drop from the ceiling to try and find me and end up slipping and sliding into eachother as more guards run into the pile behind me, fighting with eachother as they try to figure out where the "Ghost" is.That is at least until someone throws a bunch of dust in my face, painting my outline in the air. He laughs as I growl furiously, clouds of cooking magic flowing around me as the mob of soldiers come rushing after me after they take a second to untangle themselves.Alarm sirens blare and_20+14= crit+ 34= GRAND SUCCESS!-There's a flash, like a camera's. I blink as I look around, and see masses of candy shaped like snake people and other monsters frozen in place, almost like a gingerbread battle ground, frosting covers the walls and faint pink clouds of steam float around the hall ways as snaking paths of cocoa drip out of some of the piles of frosting in the walls and candy cane snaps out of the naga I walk over, his thick frosting body cracking and shattering as his soul screams out, trying to attack me as I walk past my carnage.Well...Pretty sure I just killed all of those guards chasing me. Besides, I like the new look of the place, much...brighter somehow, like a candy wonderland...ehehe, well if I didn't turn all of this place into candy land, I might have to. Its a nice look for the place.Especially since some how all of the lights are still working despite being made out of gumdrops and candy cane. It's like a club in here now, and the air has a nice...minty tang.I giggle as I skip my way down my little self made world..seriously how much of this place did I effect?I frown as I walk down some stairs, ripping a bit off the grey steel off of it, and biting into it, now that it's a bunch of hard frosting...still pretty tough though...and it tastes horribleI sigh as I walk into something, and look down to see a thing with missing teeth, covered in dirty bandages with a drooling mouth..And a tattered robe.Hm, wasn't he the thing that was talking to the golden king.I glare at him as I see he has some sheers in his hands. Dropping back into reality, he screams in fear as he sees me, but I grab him and lift him up as he flails his shears at me.I hold him away from me like a doll and walk into the room he was standing outside of.cont
>>568335Wow did we seriously just turn a whole castle into candy as a lesser demon?Wow Demons become such bullshit even at lower tiers.
>>568355>Critting with a +14 magic bonus, with subschools.This is the power of a specialized build anon. Imagine once we get to Demon rank and get over 20 Pot.
>>568355well, most are really old and jaded so they don't use their power as freely as mali does.which is why i'm expecting more angels to take notice and potentially start sending people after mali.
>>568355I think we just got the level we were on and maybe one or two other near it, I doubt one crit destroyed the whole castle.
>>568373Yay, more friends for our pony!
>>568335Oh, these are the cells alright, just...well glazed. But where's Jasmine. I frown as dread starts to creep up my spine"Hey demon" A kind voice calls out behind me as I glance back and see the fairy standing up, smiling happily...She looks starved her hair is wild and well...she looks a little worn in general "I can't give you my soul or anything like that buuuut, maybe you could help me out here I'm trying to find my sister and...well I got a little trapped, I know your kind isn't usually nice but...maybe you could make an exception for once? pretty please I don't...well I'm a little scared cause everything just got coursed with a crazy amount of magic and uhuhu, haven't talked to any for a good...year or so so...I'm I'm a little chatty right now aren't I?"What do I do?scare her a bit Ask her if she's jasmine miller Tell her that was me introduce myself and my various jobs and titles laugh, and grab eli for her via mirror walkingSmash the candy cane bars and grab herask if she wants me to do anything with this pile of trash in my hands right now Waaait, you were here how long!? write in>>568355A good bit of it, but not all ofa chunk out of the tank bit really, but it wouldn't take long to make it all candybut the core is now powered by cooking magic, due to the wave of refined magic pushing out the crude fire magic the dragon put in, so...now the thing is spitting out nicer things than fireTHAT'S RIGHT A FUCK MOTHERING CANDY POWERED TANK CASTLE
>>568369I know i was making a Marble Phantasm comparison a few threads back when it came to high Pot, but i didn't think it would actually be apt comparison.
>>568395> Ask her if she's jasmine miller> Tell her that was me> introduce myself and my various jobs and titles>Smash the candy cane bars and grab her>Mirror walk her to the family
>>568385>Mali's face when broken Angel pet ting zoo harem
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>568395> Ask her if she's jasmine miller> Tell her that was me> introduce myself and my various jobs and titles> make a mirror to get her out
>>568395> Tell her that was me> introduce myself and my various jobs and titles>ask if she wants me to do anything with this pile of trash in my hands right now> Waaait, you were here how long!?>Smash the candy cane bars and grab her> Get her out of here via mirrors and regroup with the other millers!
>>568395>THAT'S RIGHT A FUCK MOTHERING CANDY POWERED TANK CASTLEOh my fuck we need to capture this thing now, we practically own it already!
>>568395 Ask her if she's jasmine miller Tell her that was me introduce myself and my various jobs and titlesSmash the candy cane bars and grab her
>>568395>>One express mirror gate for Miss Miller coming up
>>568412Fuckin uncle Dante >>568419
>>568419I'm sorry wat
>>568419Wow that's one FIIINE mirror.>>568395>THAT'S RIGHT A FUCK MOTHERING CANDY POWERED TANK CASTLEHAHAHAHAHAHA thats fucking gold!
>>568395>ask her her name> laugh, and grab eli for her via mirror walking>Tell her not to worry we're a good girl, her niece Iris sent us to help her.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>568395> Ask her if she's jasmine miller> Tell her that was me> introduce myself and my various jobs and titles> make a mirror to get her out
>>568449How about you disable those dice when a nat 20 is rolled. Oh and thats one shitty mirror.
>>568395> Ask her if she's jasmine miller> Tell her that was me> introduce myself and my various jobs and titles>Smash the candy cane bars and grab her> Waaait, you were here how long!?>THAT'S RIGHT A FUCK MOTHERING CANDY POWERED TANK CASTLELooks like we've got that golem then. Gonna be awesome to summoning it from mirror world.
>>568419>>568430 I'm a greedy and hopeful son of a bitch. Two magic crits in a row from the SAME ANON. Can we get +1 Pot HM?
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>568464> make a mirror to get her out
>>568419Now I'm offically scared, the dice gods NEVER give us rows of 20 unless its to make us cocky and ride us into deep, deep shit.
If nothing goes wrong now, I want a master thief title.
I'll take candy queen, now that have a castle to rule from.
"Hey, you're Jasmine Miller right?" I ask as I lean through her bars and squeeze into her cell, she backs away looking very skittish and unmillerish"You aren't here to use me as a bargaining chip right?" She asks sweetly "And am I hallucinating, or are your eyes really doing all that...weird stuff""yeah, you'll get used to it" I laugh as I bounce up and down before I grab her shoulder "and of course not, I work for your niece and kind of...well to put it politely I'm dating her?""Karla's got a girlfriend?"She asks sounding a bit excited "I never thought she'd never...""Er not her" I say shaking my head"Mizuki? oh you poor thing what has she done to you?" she says looking horrifed as she runs her hands down my side before she blushes and asks "Why aren't you wearing...anything back there?""Lust demon" I chuckle "anything more than this burns me, and no you may not know her bu""Vera?" She says tilting her head "..Alex hasn't tried to execute you yet has he?""NO IRIS. MILLER. LAYLA GAVE BIRTH TO HER AFTER YOU AND ELI LEFT" I shout as I shake her and she blinks and frowns, looking like she's about to cry "They had another daughter" She says happily, hugging me as she starts crying "and..and I missed her entire life""it's fine...it's fine, me and her are looking for her and" I say freezing as she suddenly looks at me seriously"I don't need finding, I'm doing fine just...tell me what's your name and if you have the time what she's" She says before I put two of my hands on her mouth"Shhhhh" I say shaking my head "I want to get out of here before the dragon comes here, but Call me Mali, I'm the angel rider and Iris' familiar, I help her do things and do her when she wants me to"She blinks and raises and eye brow as she realizes what I said."How has layla not killed you let?" She asks as I blush and push her to the wall as I make a mirror up on it"Don't tell her, she doesn't know" I say as I cut my hand on a jagged piece of frosting wall, and rub my black blood of the new mirror "Now hold onto me, we're going into the mirror world""THE WHERE?!" She shouts before she shrieks in surprise and digs her nails into my back as I fall through the mirror with her and aim for the constantly rotating ball that is the door to Alith's armor "AAAAAAAH WHAT THE HELL, PUT ME BACK, PUT ME BAAAACK THIS ISN'T RIGHT, ITS WEEEEIRD, HELP MEEE, I DON'T LIKE THIS AT"We hit the ground, and I flip around so she lands on me and doesn't get hurt.I blink as she whimpers and holds onto my chest as Alex looks at me like he just saw a ghost."How in the..." He begins to say before he notices Jasmine and bows "Jasmine...what's happened to you?""AUNTIE!" Vera shouts as she leaps onto both of us, making me cry out in pain as Iris walks up to me and sits down next to me as Alex slowly peels Jasmine and Vera off of me.cont
>>568533Aaaah babbling truly the greatest form of communication know to monsterkind.
>>568533Iris frowns and says nothing when she sees how skinny her aunt is, and how out of it she is when she wince and tries to adjust to breathing fresh air, as the sun light keeps her eyes closed."Alright, it's agreed then" Vera says, still hugging her aunt as Alex silently shakes in rage "We're killing the bastard now""We were going to anyways" Elizabeth growls "...Jasmine I'm so sorry""Hmm" Jasmine says, her pale blue eyes fluttering open as sparkles fall from her her hair "Elizabeth...did you go home without me? oh don't worry, it's my fault anyways, I was asking around like an idiot and...well I tried to escape a few times to find you but""No it's my fault, I was acting like a child" Eli says meekly as all the bandits cheer and cry from the sound of things "Uh...things apparently got really fucked back home when we left but... I think she could tell you more about it""Who are" Jasmine says as I stay silent as she makes the happiest noise I've ever heard "Your Iris right?""Good to see Mali didn't just nab you without any kind of explanation" Iris says, ruffling my hair lovingly "And thank you for not just doing that by the way sweetie""Oh I'm so sorry I missed you" Jasmine says, sounding broken as Iris hugs her and holds her as the twins walk away from eachother"I'm sorry I made you miss her" Eli says, picking both of them up as Alex paces back and forth and Vera looks at me"Mali...think you can send us over there?" Vera asks"Unless you killed the fuck yourself" Alex growls, looking furious as his eyes glow red"My mistress isn't yours to command" Alith says angrily stomping her feet"Yeah, flower doesn't listen to anyone but the bat....also, that one smells weird to, stop bringing back unedible things!" Kelly yells angrily shaking her fistWhat do I do? stay here and watch the reunion/meeting Say sorry and go fight the dragon myself go back to the castle with who? *list who you bring* Do something else before heading back write in
>>568582> go back to the castle with who? *list who you bring*Alith Alex and Vera. Eli and Iris but ONLY if they specifically want to come.GANGBANG TIME, MILLER STYLE!
>>568582> go back to the castle with who? *list who you bring*Alex, Vera, Eli, Iris, Kelly, Alit after they get a few minutes together.
>>568582> go back to the castle with who? *list who you bring*Elizabeth, her warriors, Vera and Alex and Alith
>>568582> Do something else before heading backquick stop off in the treasure room, take everything .> go back to the castle with who? *list who you bring*vera and alex
>>568582> stay here and watch the reunion/meetingOnce all the happy parts are done and everyone's gotten to know each other a little>Take Alex, Vera, Eli, Alith, Kelly, and Iris if she would like toTime for a good old fashioned Miller murder party!
>>568597Oh i forgot about Kelly!Also adding this>>568600> Do something else before heading backquick stop off in the treasure room, take everything .
>>568582 stay here and watch the reunion/meetingWe need to enjoy the moment first before we storm the castle.
>>568600AHAHA THAT'S RIGHTDUMP IT RIGHT AT EVERYONE'S FEET RIGHT FROM THE MIRROR ARMOR."I'm putting it all in savings." *Wink*
>>568582> Do something else before heading backTake all the horde, just in case.
>>568600>secondingGrab all the things!
>>568608Oh, I just had an idea. We store all the gold in the mirror world, and when we're fighting fagdrag we have it explode out of Aliths armor to distract him.
>>568630If we weren't about to murder him, i really would be behind taunting him with a note. But damn that idea makes me laugh, no, let's not risk it yet as we have never tried to store anything there before, and we might lose a looooooooot of valuable shit.
I smile happily as I watch iris and her aunt squirm around as Eli hugs them, smiling happily as Iris smiles meekly as Jasmine holds on to her like she's the only thing keeping her in this world."No, no don't blame yourselves, it isn't either of your faults" Iris says, her voice cracking as she cries tears of joys "you just, both made a few mistakes is all, I understand why you weren't there when I was growing up""Hey! Let me be angry at myself dammit" Eli growls as Vera grabs me by the horns and shakes me, chanting mirror over and over again "I have a good goddamn reason to be pissed at myself""No you don't, you can't change your nature...unless your layla" Jasmine sighs "But...no, its...er, look maybe we can get to know each other a bit""Ey mali, take us there already" Alex says angrily, pushing his boot against his head as Vera twists my head around"Oh no" I say as her eye light up like she's found a new toy "Ooooh, hey bro look, she's like a stress ball now" She says as she twists my head some more, as I slap her thigh to make her stop."Er, honestly I'm not all that good talking to people" Iris chuckles "but I can try see I like to read and...well don't go out much at all and I've really been wanting to meet you to""Hmm, Well I can understand that, vampires don't like the sun much" Jasmine chuckles happily "anything you like to read in particular?""anything that teaches me anything, don't really like fantasy books all that much" Iris giggles happily "So what do you do for fun""As boring as it is, pretty normal things, reading, swimming gardening" Jasmine says "I mean I'm not as exciting as your mother I imagine""To me you are, I've been dreaming of seeing you since I was a baby"Iris says as I try to push vera off of me as she cackles manically, trying to twist my head around again "I'm just.. can't talk right, I'm sorry but I'm just so glad your alright"Jasmine sighs and holds her niece as much as she can as Eli lets go of them gently and walks over to me."So we're leaving?" Eli asks"Already?" jasmine says sounding a little confused "I wanted to spend some more...wait, you're not going back there are you?!""Just calm down" iris sighs flatly "and stay with me so we can chat a bit, I don't think there's any changing their minds right now""But I just got my sister and life back" Jasmine cries, sounding hysterical as Elizabeth straightens up and bites her lip so she doesn't end up crying, as tears stream down her face "I don't want her to go let, I don't want her to leave me again, Pleaaase""Auntie, we can handle this" Vera says, putting her hand on her should as Alex grabs her free hand and grabs one of my four hands gingerly "Yeah, we have this handled" he says calmly "but we won't be able to stop you if you want to come""yeah" Vera says nodding as Alith walks over to my side and kneels down"Come on mistress" She says as she lets Kelly go "We have a dragon to slay, no time to waste"cont
>>568698"And I'm coming to flower, I want to eat somethings" Kelly growls as she latches onto my back."anyone else want to come?" I say as I see Iris holding her aunt gently, like she's afraid she'll break her if she gets any rougher "Love?""No, someone needs to keep Jasmine safe" She says frowning "Just be careful all of you...okay?Jasmine whimpers like a beaten dog and holds on her niece tightlyRoll 1d100 to see which mirror in the castle we end up in *since you saw a good many of them*
>>568646You think we could sell his hoard back to him for his soul?
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>568708
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>568708Cmon be the treasury!
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>568708Hm plz, like five people voted for hoard stealing.
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>568708Time to eat a dragon.
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>568708K.
>>568722Whew! so close>>568723With that roll I think were clear for the hoard!
>>568730Yeah, and you want to know what really sucks? I thought the 88 was me...
>>568717four people did, and I didn't notice the forth as I was too busy trying to think up how jasmine would act.Sorryanyways writing
>>568756No problem HM just continue writing, your master demands it.
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>568708
"We're coming with you as" the second in command of Eli's bandits tries to say before he gets glared down by her along with the rest of his group."Stay here and keep my sister and niece safe, or you'll know what I'll do" Elizabeth growls furiously as I run my hand down alith's back, opening her armor up to the mirror world before I grab her neck and pull her in with me, along with everyone else holding onto me "Ahhh?!""Errgh, I hate this place" Kelly groans as Alex grips my hand a bit tighter"Man, this place is still so amazing" Vera sighs"We're coming you bastard" Alex growls as Eli flails around, panicking a bit before I run into the small hand mirror opening and try to pull away before-I blink and hear everyone else groaning on the pink bed. The hand mirror is under my back, and somehow everyone managed to squeeze through it without being shredded.I sigh in relief as Kelly walks on my face and sniffs the air, and happily growls as she starts to bound away.And then I hear the doors close.Alex and vera jump up as Eli lays next to me groaning as a deep bellowing laugh fills the room."I've got you know, you little intruding ants" the dragon cackles as his shadow falls on the room.And then the bed breaks from Alith trying to get up from it.Roll 2d100 for the twins attackWhat do I do? catch Kelly shake eli to make her get up faster Toss my spear at the dragon 3d100 Ride alith up to the ceiling and charge the dragon 1d100 Hide somewhere use my magic to attack it 1d20+ pot *what magic* write in
Rolled 46, 21 = 67 (2d100)>>568816> use my magic to attack it 1d20+ pot *what magic*UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>568816> Ride alith up to the ceiling and charge the dragon 1d100> use my magic to attack it 1d20+ pot *what magic* Rain of Spears (The multi spear attack we used on the gluttony demon) I'll roll for both of these
>>568828For the UBWAlso, the theme for tonight's family murder-festhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dVKMla1LAY
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>568816And the second >>568831
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>568816> shake eli to make her get up faster> Ride alith up to the ceiling and charge the dragon 1d100> use my magic to attack it 1d20+ pot *what magic*Unlimited Blade Works>>568828Wrong dice.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>568834
>>568838>Roll 2d100 for the twins attackYou need to roll this to
Rolled 6, 41 = 47 (2d100)>>568816> shake eli to make her get up fasterRolling for twins.
Rolled 91, 42, 45 = 178 (3d100)>>568843OkayThe extra is for riding Alith
Rolled 94, 59 = 153 (2d100)>>568816the twins>>568831>>568835
Rolled 24, 73 + 1 = 98 (2d100 + 1)>>568816>Use cooking magic to make one of his wings into melting chocolate.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>568851Whoops
Rolled 77, 1 = 78 (2d100)>>568816> catch Kelly
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>568816One more d20 for magicNow lets see that nat 1
>>5688616th 2d100 roll
>>568861haha sixth 2d100 roll so it does not count!
>>568861Well that was close.
>>568861That dragon ain't getting lucky yet
>>568861>>568861WOW that is some... lucky unluckiness!
"Sister" Alex says calmly as Eli vomits up what looks like solid fire, straight through her mask "Aim for his wing, I'll get on him from there""Between the joint right" Vera says dully as she grabs an arrow and cuts her brother on the shoulder as she adjusts his coat and smirks "Yes" He says grinning as his eyes glint madly, before his skin starts to bubble and melt into blood, which coats the arrow as his smile vanishes onto it."Have a nice trip!" vera shouts as the dragon turns and comes back around to say hello"Oh, so there was more than one rat in my.....LOVE!" the golden king shouts as the tendrils on his face wave around as I hop on alith as he glares at me "YOU, I smelled you before, you defiled my! AH~"Alex reapears on the arrow, riding it as he draws his blade and cuts a gouge into the dragons side, before it bites down on him and he flows up its head as it tries to torch him.He crosses his legs and stands back up, bleeding from his stomach."I'll let you know that my blood is deadlier than any disease or poison" He says as the dragon whips around still breathing fire as he tries to catch alex, who walks down his back as Alith charges up in the air, running on ice she creates"Ready master?" She asks calmly and confidentl as I lower my sword "We'll go for his...MISTRESS"The dragon's tail slams into Alith and sends her off her self made path, I flap my wings and fly off of her, flying above the dragon as I let my smoke out"Wait for me, I'll be back shortly!" Alith cries as the black smoke flows around me, as spears form out of it and raise up with my finger.I aim them down and at the dragon, and swish my hand through the air.smirking, I watch them stab into the dragon who roars in pain as Alex leaps off of him and grabs onto the wall, grabbing a different sword from his back.The dragon struggles to fly for a second before it rights itself, and turns to me, its eyes glowing golden red as it flies up at me, opening its mouth as flames gather inside of itWhat do I do? mirror hop to alith Leap at it and stab it1d100 Choke it with my tongue and ride 1d100 Dump a whole lot of food on it 1d20+pot Make a firing line out of cannons via smithing magic 1d20+pot Distract it 1d20+agility Work with either vera or Alex to attack it 2d100 write in
>>568923> mirror hop to alith
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>568923> Make a firing line out of cannons via smithing magic 1d20+pot
>>568923> Dump a whole lot of food on it 1d20+potFill it's mouth with FOOD THAT WILL EXPLODE IF IGNITED(Please vote this.)
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>568954
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>568954not a bad idea, we've done explosive food before too.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>568923> Make a firing line out of cannons via smithing magic 1d20+pot
>>568954Alright, I'll throw my 12 in there. Hope we don't break the harem room with all this boom food.
>>568984Thank you. We can always make a better harem room my dude!
13+14= 27= succes-I swirl my spear through the gunpowder black smoke in front of me and move it in front of me as I see a spark in the dragon's silver throat. I glare at it as cannons emerge from the smog in front of me, already lit as they begin to fall. But they manage to fire before they drop to the hoard with a very loud and metallic thud, sending coins flying everywhere, as pink mist rolls over the cannonballs with a green sparkle, changing them as they fly at the dragon.The dragon close his mouth and flies towards me, lowering his head as giant cakes fly at him with fuses stuck into them. He doesn't seem to notice as they splatter against him and he chuckles"Are parlor tricks your only skill worm?" He bellows "Away from my love and I may only eat your legs"Alex lands on his back with his oversized sword right as the dragon's head its my stomach and he starts to carrying me up...huh that didn't hurt as much as I thought it would.The dragon opens up his mouth as I hear Alith screaming, as she charges the damn thing from the sideWhat do I do? fly away 1d20+agiltiy try to stab the dragon in the eye 1d100 bind his mouth closed with magic 1d20+pot use my tongue to grab onto Alith and get away from his mouth  Laugh as the cakes explode 1d100 Vomit molten sugar is his face 1d20+pot watch Alex work 1d100 write in
>>569018Bah, I know you're right, but I like the one we found. I just hope all the weapons still work after we turned and entire level and the engine into candyland.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>569036> Vomit molten sugar is his face 1d20+pot> use my tongue to grab onto Alith and get away from his mouth
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>569036> bind his mouth closed with magic 1d20+pot> use my tongue to grab onto Alith and get away from his mouth
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>569036> bind his mouth closed with magic 1d20+pot>Laugh as the cakes explode 1d100K-K-K-KILLER COMBO
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>569036> use my tongue to grab onto Alith and get away from his mouth > Laugh as the cakes explode 1d100
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>569036> try to stab the dragon in the eye 1d100a classic approach to fighting giant monsters.
Rolled 58 (1d100)Roll for a high 1d100 roll>Yell "ALITH, HALT!"
>>569056>>569057Welp we hit the brain eh.>>569069Hm can we take his soul after this battle?
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>569036> try to stab the dragon in the eye 1d100
>>569069I take it we'll be seeing plenty of bleach reaction images since that one anon dumped some last FSRQ. Not that thats a bad thing.
>>569056>>569057Motherfucker just lost half his face me thinks.
>>569077Yes, we latch onto it and corrupt and compel it to LUST for life. No seriously, i'm quite certain that would work.
>>569116We are going to murder, bake, and devour this fucker ourselves to become an awesome dragon-girl. I will accept nothing else.
>>569124I don't want too many draconic traits... Hmm
>>569124No we will take his soul corrupt it so utterly that it will become a chaos spawn, and Rank up from Lesser Demon!
>>569124Dragon demon to go with basilisk monster master? I am down with this.
>>569133I'm sure eating him will give us another level along with draconic traits. He;;, we might even rank up to full demonhood with a kill this big.
>>569143Might? Sonny we only need 23, a lesser angel is worth 10, and a dragon is a BIG BOY kill. I imagine if it all goes to us it might be worth at least 50 souls. I am HYPE for the massive level up that awaits us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Skij_GE9n4-I take a deep breath, and stand up, planting one of my feet on his lower jaw as my armor burns away my dress and I grin madly, putting my other foot on his foot long fangs as I raise my spear of my head and stab down. Grabbing it with my other four hands as I balance over his maw, I stab it into the scales over his snout, and drag it down into his left eye, which goes wide before I put it out, and the flesh around the cut turns into glazed ham, and the eye turns into a burning bowl of soup.The dragon roars as alex runs down its back, sprays of blood flowing behind him as I flap my wings and throw my tongue out.He snaps where I was a second ago as my tongue wraps around Alith's human half.He turns and opens his mouth the breath fire, but a wall of ice stops it just long enough for me to get on my horse's back"Ahhh, mistress tongue" She squeaks in embarresment as the dragon breathes flames just behind her tail.I glance back at him as arrows pepper his face and get stuck in the ham, and I realize Vera is trying to hit the bowl that took the place of his eye."Alith, go back around" I say as I start to gather creation magic in my hand She nods and without a word turns around as the dragon takes a breath to get ready for another blast of fire.I slap his cheeks as Alith holds up a shield of ice, blocking me from the flames as he sends us flying back as-15+14= 29= barely made it- golden chains wrap around his mouth as he growls, golden flames pouring over him as he stretches up into the form of a giant, draconic human, flames running from his mouth as he cracks his knuckles and laughs"Oh, now this, I am going to enjoy you little pest" He hisses venomously "for ruining my harem like you did"And arrow hits him right under his eye and I hear Eli growling under him"MALI!" Alex calls from atop his head "AID ME""NAH, KEEP HIM MAD!" Vera shouts upwards"TAKE ME BACK TO THE BAAAAAT LIZZARD!" Kelly cries out loudly as I see her cowering nears the edge of the gold "You tricked me you damn flower, curse you, CURSE YOU!"What do I do? listen to Alex, and aid him 2d100 Listen to vera and insult him 1d20+ Alith's agility Alith slam into him, I'm going to go for his neck 1d100 Use my magic somehow 1d20+pot force the chains to hold his mouth open 1d20+pot write in
>>569155Dragon powers AND full demon powers? Tonight's next level up is gonna kick so much ass!
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>569157> Use my magic somehow 1d20+potTime to turn his other Eye into chocolate
Rolled 13, 13 = 26 (2d100)>>569157....Kaboom? (HM?)>Detonate the cakesAlso listen to Alex, and aid him 2d100
Rolled 84, 100 = 184 (2d100)>>569167Not with those rolls we don't help at all.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>569157> force the chains to hold his mouth open 1d20+potCook him from the inside out!
Rolled 48, 5 = 53 (2d100)>>569157> listen to Alex, and aid him 2d100Lets lend a hand or four.
>>569167That's some fucking voodoo bullfuckery right there>>569174Wowza
Rolled 34, 71 = 105 (2d100)>>569157> Alith slam into him, I'm going to go for his neck 1d100>  listen to Alex, and aid him 2d100
>>569157>>569174Wow... Nice job me! ill just change my vote in>>569166to listen to Alex, and aid him 2d100
>>569174Sweet mother of yuri, what did we just do?
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>569157>detonate cakes
>>569191I dont know but I love it!>>569193Thank god you are LATE!
>>569193Thank fuck for seventh roll
>>569193Hahaha, Alex owns and we fuck up.Well, or reroll.Lets do that.
>>569193god fucking dammit, 5th roll but its a single d100... uh what happens now?
>>569193UUSHIPFBGYI100 cancels it, but use FAVOR to get the SUPER CRIT to end the fight.
>>569210Its a roll for Mali, it counts into her die pool.>>569211No, the 100 is Alexs, the 1 is Malis
>>569193Well, at least alex will save you.Unlessyou wish use a demonic favor
>>569218I am fine with spending it. Its a boss battle. Lets reroll.
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>569218Yeah use it!
>>569218Fuck, that counts? Burn that favor, dragon slaying is worth it.
>>569218DO ITDOITDOITDOITDOITWe can do AWESOME things if we detonate... THE CAKES
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>569218yeah, lets do it
>>569228not burn, we are just using it.If we burned it it would be completely goneUsing a favor is a once per thread use per favor, if i remember right.
>>569231The cake detonations got us into this mess in the first place.
>>569242Oh, sorry I'm just remembering coins is all. Use or burn, makes no difference to me. Just murder that 1
>>569248You won't be upset about it once they go off, trust me.>DETONATE... THE KEKS
"Gotcha Alex!" I shout as I tug on alith's hair, making her squeak as I point my spear towards the giant horned man getting ready to swat us down from the sky as Alex dodges its other hand, cutting it with his massive blade as."Ah!" Alith cries as gouts of fire run over her and me, and I kick off of her on instinct as she runs off, trying to get the fire off of her in a panic, but she did shield me from most of it so I'll give her an extra brushing tonight?I blink as I see the dragon's maw opening up before me, rows and rows off teeth lining up in front of me as I squeak and hear Alex roar like a wild animal.Then, gently arms reach out from a missing part in space, as hands of my brothers and sisters grab me.I blink and I'm in the lust den, getting petted by a few over eager imps who tug at my armor, before one of the older demons grabs me by my collar and throws me through another door.I scream as I find myself flying towards the back of the dragon's neck as he snaps his jaw.I smirk and hug my spear, as I ride it down into the base of his neck, right into one of his vertebra. it makes a terrible grinding noise as he cries out in pain.He stumbles back and I hold on for dear life, as I see Eli rushing through the gold to get to Alith. I blink and see Alex in front of me, coated in golden blood."Tch, lucky as ever" he snorts as he land ontop of my spear "I was about to kill him for your death, well, you may want to run because...seeing a little sister in danger has riled up my bloodlust, HEAR ME DRAGON, FOR YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE THE GLORY OF MY TRUE FORM""Your what" the dragon roars as I kick his neck and rip my spear out with a bloody shower and horrible grind "GRAAAAH!""Oh black knight" ALex says as tattered black wings grow out of his back, as plates of dark chitin grow over his body like armor as his skull bubbles away into blood as chains wrap around him as a blindfold covers up where his eyes used to be "Now is the time of or dance"There's a black blur as the dragon turns to try and fry and swallow me up.A second later jaw droops, as Alex slices through it, blood spraying as he appears on the gold."Alright, can't be upstaged by my own nephew!" Elizabeth laughs as she grows into the same size as the golden king, appearing only as a shadow in her flames"I'll have to claim you by force then!AH!" the dragon cries as a single arrow hits his good eye, breaking as he blinks"WOO, I TOLD YOU I COULD HIT THAT FROM ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE" Vera yells happily"Yeah yeah, I owe you a pardon for poaching then" Alex sighs as he crosses his arms"FOCUS ON ME DAMMIT!" the dragon roars as flame flow out of him and I hear Kelly shriek in panic as Ice surrounds me again"did I do good Mistress?" Alith asks as she runs up to greet me"Oh you want my attention huh?" Eli growls, cracking her knuckles "Well come get it asshole!"
>>569295What do I do? watch eli and Alex go to work 2d100 join in on the attack 3d100 Praise Alith protect Kelly for awhile TRUE FORM WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? Use my magic to give Vera a fracturing *aka multiplying* arrow 1d20+pot write in
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>569303> Praise Alith> Use my magic to give Vera a fracturing *aka multiplying* arrow 1d20+potBlot the sky with arrows!
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>569295>Detonate the cakes, finish it. Praise Alith protect Kelly for awhile TRUE FORM WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
Rolled 67, 98, 56 = 221 (3d100)>>569303> join in on the attack 3d100> Praise Alith> TRUE FORM WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
Rolled 17, 56, 74 = 147 (3d100)>>569303 join in on the attack 3d100 Praise Alith
>>569317 Use my magic to give Vera a fracturing *aka multiplying* arrow 1d20+potMeant to include this.
Rolled 22, 79 = 101 (2d100)>>569303 watch eli and Alex go to work 2d100 Praise Alith protect Kelly for awhile
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>569295One more dice to try and raise our attack
Rolled 50, 15, 62 = 127 (3d100)>>569303> join in on the attack 3d100> Praise Alith> protect Kelly for awhile> TRUE FORM WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
>>569327man Alex is BADASS!
>>569327Holy shit one of my rolls earned the Satan pic. This is one of the best threads ever!
>>569303Hell with it instead of >>569323I'll vote for> join in on the attack 3d100Since we have nice rolls.
>>569335Well, he is a miller. It is only a matter of time before the other ones get their time to shine.
Alex is best boy. Women weep because his stick is stuck so far up his ass they can't get at it.
"good guuuurl" I purr as I run my hand down her hair, as she holds her head up high and stomps her front hooves down happily, making a few neighing noises as I lean against her "Oooh you're just the best girl, I'll be sure to feed you lots and spoil you rotten""That isn't" She says before a look of greed runs over her face "I meant is...is very necessary, shall we flee or rejoin""Of course we'll fight, GO ON, HURRY TO IT!" I say, bonking her lightly with my stat as I see Alex standing on the air, his wings fluttering behind him like a cap as his sickle clawed hands grip his blade, as his bloody form runs from the slits in his helmet, making it look like he's crying blood-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUzld649lTw-"My blood is toxic" He says like he's reciting a poem, as his blood coats his blade "I'll give you a taste of it, a real one this time""Stop talking and fight him!" Eli roars as the golden king tries to latch onto her neck, so she shoves her clawed and scale covered hands into his mouth "Ah sorry dear aunt, I only wish to be fair" Alex says as I raise my spear for a charging run on the dragon's headall I see is a blur of red as glowing black wounds form on the dragon's body, right before Eli swings her leg around, almost hitting me as she kicks him in the neck.I manage to pull on Alith's hair hard enough to leave a deep gash in his cheek as Alex appears besides me"SOoooo" I say sweetly "WHAT THE HELL IS A TRUE FORM""Ah," he says as eli throws the golden king into the wall, cracking it as she roars, and breaths fire in his face, and he does the same to her "it is what lies within a vampire's black soul and heart, it shows you for what you truly are...but it requires...well you to be a first or second generation, and mine is...well as a second generation vampire, it is weaker than my mother's.... both of theirs""Okay I don't want to imagine what Layla's must look like" I say closing my eyes and shaking my head"Lamia" He snorts "and Maria's is...well if you ever see her's you'll now where Mizuki gets it from, now...GET BACK TO FIGHTING!"I squeak and raise my spear in attention andWhat do I do? buff vera 1d20+pot three way attack! 3d100 Alith' FREEZE HIS LEGS 1d20+ her pot Find his weak spot 1d20+guiletry and trip him 1d100 write in
Rolled 45, 28, 53 = 126 (3d100)>>569402> three way attack! 3d100
Rolled 13, 20 = 33 (2d20)>>569402> buff vera 1d20+pot> Alith' FREEZE HIS LEGS 1d20+ her pot
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>569402> Alith' FREEZE HIS LEGS 1d20+ her pot
Rolled 19, 19 = 38 (2d20)>>569402> buff vera 1d20+pot> Alith' FREEZE HIS LEGS 1d20+ her pot
>>569414I don't have ice jobberSO NOTHER AIZEN
Rolled 19, 3, 75 = 97 (3d100)>>569402> Alith' FREEZE HIS LEGS 1d20+ her pot> three way attack! 3d100
>>569418Stop that hoodoo voodoo bullshit right now!
>>569414>>569418The dice gods are fucking with us now, holy fuck man.
Rolled 61, 52, 67 = 180 (3d100)>>569402> buff vera 1d20+pot> three way attack! 3d100> Alith' FREEZE HIS LEGS 1d20+ her pot
Rolled 17, 17 = 34 (2d20)>>569402
>>569451...Spoopy!Man this dragon can not just catch a break
"I'll be right back!" I shout as I melt into Alith's armor "Just keep attacking him yourself Alith while I'm gone, but first, freeze his legs for me""UNDERSTOOD!" She shouts as I see her mirror's vision rushing around as I fall towards the small shards of the hand mirror that got us hereI leap out of it, and see vera taking pot shots, at the dragon's eye still. I tap her on the shoulder and she pivots around with an arrow still drawn"Ah, demony, wanted to stay here and hang with me?"She asks cheerfuly as I see Alex stabbing the dragon's hand as it lifts him up, trying to crush him as alith stands behind him, clasping her hands together and praying as Ice slowly crawls up his massive legs."Now I'll break you like an egg, and squeeze your insides all over the" Golden says right as Eli's leg connects with his face, shattering the ice as he slams into the wall, dropping as Alex basically cuts through his fingers like butter"Oh come the fuck on" the dragon groans as he gets back up, only to get struck by Alith on the cheek, leaving a patch of glass behind as he growls and tries to swat her out of the air and manages to catch her enough to make her stumble.He stands and rushes her, trying to get past eli and Alex."No, I actually have an idea, a really good one" I say as I grab her arrow and force smithing magic into it"Ooooh?" She says curiously, her ears twitching "So what's this gonna do, make it explode or something?""No" I say calmly as she notches it again "its going to make it turn into a bunch of arrows""A one woman volley" she snickers "hope Alex doesn't get in the way"roll 1d100 for herand what do I do? mirror walk on his face, and aim for his neck with my spear 1d100 Attack him from down here with artillery 1d20+pot Cheer alith on 1d100Run up to his legs, and stab him in the ankle 1d100 comfort Kelly, as she is currently freaking out write in>>569451STOP IT!
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>569486> mirror walk on his face, and aim for his neck with my spear 1d100
Rolled 18 + 14 (1d20 + 14)>>569486> Attack him from down here with artillery 1d20+potEAT THIS UNLIMITED NAT 1 WORKS!
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>569486>>569498Oh and Vera's roll is here
Rolled 80, 10 = 90 (2d100)>>569486> Cheer alith on 1d100
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>569486
Rolled 56, 28 = 84 (2d100)>>569486> mirror walk on his face, and aim for his neck with my spear 1d100
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>569486> Attack him from down here with artillery 1d20+pot
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>569486And the d100
Damn it I'm gonna miss the power vote. Consider my inofficial vote-in-spirit for serving Iris a dragon meal.
>>569523Dammit, we give Iris everything. I understand that it's harder for her to gain power, and I understand we're her familiar so we're supposed to help her out. But we deserve the meal this time, we did like 75% of the work (with getting everyone here and all our supporting magic) and Iris just bot her level up. Can we please just treat ourself this one time?
>>569534....Yes? Nigga it's one dude calm the fuck down
I watch the single arrow fly through the air, before it splits into a thousand more, all of which fly past Alex as he moves to rush the Dragon again."GODAMMIT VERA!" He bellows angrily as he gets peppered with them, as Vera chuckles under her breath"ooops" She says shrugging as I stare at her, as the golden king fights through the wall of airs, squinting as his eyes becomes a pincushion, and he claws open Eli's chest and headbuts her, sending her reeling as he pants and wheezes, still trying to swat down Alith as she leaves him covered in mirrors and ice, both of which shatter with every move he makes.I raise my hand and clench it, black smoke pouring from my palm as I watch him grab onto Eli's arm and start to pull.Big spears of orange crystal rise up from the ground, forming into...uh..howitzers I think they're called? they were from one of the movies layla gave us, and...well I think they worked well in that so.I blink as the dragon erupts in explosions, covering his eyes as it flows over him. I laugh as coins and piece of the wall fly every where as he trips, cursing loudly as Eli rests against the wall.Oh...right the cakes! they came through!-18+14+ cake = 34+ 10= 44= GREAT SUCCESS!-What do I do? Run up to try and finish him off 1d100 Force as much of my magic as I can at him 1d20+pot get on alith, and charge him 1d100 Cheer Alex or Eli on 1d100 accuse Vera of aiming at her brother write in
>>569534I don't get to vote for it anyway, but we have like more than twice the amount of upgrades and its way easier for us.
>>569540I'm sorry, I was worried the general consensus was to do something other than bake and eat him, so I panicked and tried to argue my point to everyone.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>569544> Force as much of my magic as I can at him 1d20+potLet's see
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>569544>  Force as much of my magic as I can at him 1d20+pot
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>569544> accuse Vera of aiming at her brother> Cheer Eli on 1d100> Force as much of my magic as I can at him 1d20+pot
>>569549...From one dude christalmightysavemefromretards
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>569544> Force as much of my magic as I can at him 1d20+potCook him from the inside out!
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>569544 Run up to try and finish him off 1d100
Rolled 6 + 14 (1d20 + 14)>>569554And the d20
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>569544> Force as much of my magic as I can at him 1d20+potI want baklava, fits with the golden color
>>569564>baklavaFuck that shit is so good, I had it once at a gyro placehhnnnnn
>>569551>>569552>>569557>>569563>>569564Yeesh, not our best this time. 20 probably isn't going to cut it this time.
>>569572Eh, the golden fucker deserves at least one fair shot. Not that 20 is a particularly fair shot...
6+14= not enough!-I push my hands forward and start to channel all of my magic at the dragon as he starts to get up as black puss weeps out of the cuts on his face. He sees me, and glares at me through his half ruined face and bellows a hateful roar as his jaws stretch to take up most of his fucking head as he crawls towards me, right through the fog of pink and black clouds and smoke, glittering green dust and golden lines laced with white steam.What do I do? dive under the gold charge him with alith 2d100 try again ! 1d20+potturn the artillery to him 1d100 fly into the air and away from him write in
Rolled 75, 46 = 121 (2d100)>>569590> charge him with alith 2d100
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>569590> try again ! 1d20+potOur escape options are terrible and our pot is amazing. Let's do this.
Rolled 5 + 14 (1d20 + 14)>>569590> fly into the air and away from him> try again ! 1d20+pot
Rolled 77, 4 = 81 (2d100)>>569590 charge him with alith 2d100
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>569590> try again ! 1d20+potone more try.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>569590> try again ! 1d20+potCmon nat 1 here I come
>>569632Oh lordy I hope HM sees this.
>>569632Nice good old 33!
>>569632Yes! Victory is ours!
>>569648And the candy.
>>569667And the tank-castle powered by sweets.
>>569676And all that GOLD, oh and dont forget any surviving harem members we TOTALLY got for Iris.
>>569693Yep, completely for her
>>569693And draconic powers AND a full demon upgrade. We're about to get one hell of a power boost, huh?
>>569693Piss off with the harem stuff, We only have sex with Iris and she can only have sex with us.
>>569710Man it was a joke about how we took their souls and now kinda own them and trough owning us Iris owns them.
>>569710God even when they're faceless background characters anon will whine. never change /tg- wait fuck
So guys if we do get a body vote, Should we vote for some sexy sexy muscles and abs so we can tease Iris and flex for her?
>>569729Nah it does not go with our image.
>>569729Light abs maybe, so that Iris has a matress to lie on to match the pillows. But that's about it.
>>569710You know something, we should have an orgy, a one time thing with Iris, Alith, the girls even that servant Jenny.
>>569729No muscles, piss off with that muscle stuff :^)
>>569729Muscles and scale are near the top of my list, but stronger wings and a tail (I know) seem really good too. And before anyone says it's a useless feature again, I'd like to mention that a dragons tail is one of their primary weapons and is great for crushing shit. As for the people who say a tail is two many limbs, your points is valid and I have no real argument against it other than the benefits the tail provides.
>>569739Seriously though, as >>569733 points out, it clashes with our aesthetic. Which bothers me because I love muscle girls
>>569733How so? Just because we have curves in all the right places doesn't mean we can't have some muscles and abs, I think it'd be a sexy contrast.
>>569747Yeah thats why I said light musculature and no more. I just like the idea of having a tiny little bit. Makes it more fun for that one lewdbin idea I suggested last thread.
>>569752Honestly man? It really wouldn't work. We're not muscely anyway, and trying to be that way is just forcing the issue. And forcing the issue leads to arguments and shit being flung.
>>569747Aesthetics evolve anon. While I agree we shouldn't go crazy with muscles, some cute and well defined abs never hurt anyone.
>>569746mali's body type should stay cheesecake, light abs would be ok but maximum pillow for everything else, as for the tail, I mean demons usually have one but I'd want to look at other things first as there may be new stuff available at mali's upcoming power level.
>>569755I personally don't think it fits Mali at all. It's also not a lust demon deal anyway. >>569757As above
>>569761Oh we definitely need to look over everything before we make any real decisions, but for now scales, better wings and a strong tail are my top votes. I will have my tail vs. tail lewds.
Well it will be decided in the controversial level up vote anyways.
>>569765eh maybe not a strong tail but one that can somehow utilize mali's obscene potential stat, she's pretty much a super mage. maybe a chimera snake tail with the snake head at the end? could act as a channeling point for projectile spells or as a source for poison/paralysis effects.
>>569793Not a bad idea. I was thinking about another melee weapon, but a better casting focus sounds way more effective.
>>569795Hell for shits and giggles it could be articulate enough to speak, just picturing mali running such a tail up through iris's clothes to whisper in her ear etc...
>>569800Only if it spoke in Mali's voice, and didn't have a mind of it's own. That shit would be too weird.
I think the Sleep caught HM Rest in Peace sweet prince
>>569803yeah that's what I meant, sorta like constantly having a sock puppet on hand
>>569809I hope the tail's name is ophidian....
>>569809The tail wrestling would be so much weirder, I love it. I think it should start out as a spear point though, like other dragon tails. The casting snake head should be an upgrade.
>>569808Nah its technical difficulties so says the twitter.
>>569814would make sense, still having the snake open its mouth wide and have a cannon barrel come out could be fun, or just firing globs of lust honey.also one more lewd application; if slipped inside iris, the snake has eyes and can see, thus mali can see, though that may be a bit too weird, whatever i'm half asleep.
>>569820And snakes do have quick, dexterous tongues...
>>569816Now 4chan ain't letting him connect. Problems abound.
Apparently HM is having issues with 4chan not letting him connect.
>>569826Ok what the hell? How do we help HM?
oh yeah, another demony feature mali hasn't developed much of is her horns, their just nubs right now iirc, draconic horns could be cool as hell plus, i've seen some things use horns for magic/energy channeling too...
>>569830I will be honest. I don't really know...>>569831I will say grabbable horns are an option in the future. Hooray handlebars.
>>569831Ooh nice solid lovehandles!>>569830Maybe he should try and restart his laptop completely after saving anything he has written on something. or try to restart the router.
I think HM may have to call it quits, it's way too late for an important vote now... and we all need sleep
>>569831I was thinking about dragon horns as well, cause ramming stuff is fun. And handle bars for Iris.
Aaaaah HM is losing his mind!
>>569847Fuck, I hope HM's computer is ok, more for his sake than ours.Also>>569843 Fuck you my will is iron! I'm really fucking tired and the Anarchy Reigns OST isn't helping that much.
>>569849https://twitter.com/theheadmastertg?lang=fi>>569851My will is Iron i can stay awake for at least 4 hours more.
>>569860The heck is that language? That's not englsih
Ok, the situation on HM's side appears to be deteriorating. FUCK DAMMIT.
Dammit dammit dammit! Fuck, I knew the dice were being too good to us. Whatever, amazing thread HM, thanks for running. Goodnight, and see you all Friday.
Welp session is over now, see you on friday.Apparently he has had the update written about an hour ago but due to technical difficulties he cant post in 4chan right now.Thankfully /qst/ threads stay up longer than /tg/ threads so maybe he will post it tomorrow or something.
So yeah, sorry about that bullshitBut if this thread is still up for next session on tuesday, we'll use it.
>>569944Don't worry, was a great thread anyway, thanks for running.Oh, just so you know, you can apparently only make 5 threads at a time on qst, so you might have to re-use multiple of them anyway.