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Future Naruto Quest

This quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same.

However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series.

You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Genin of eleven years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin.

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20Quest

Twitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQM

Pastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/3VitTHQE

Last Quest, you departed on a C-rank mission, which has been a lot easier than your last one, until just a few minutes ago
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>>566047
Truly we are the best.
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Welcome to qst lets see if its kill here
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>>566057
Wait you're not me

IMPOSTER
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>>566047
>mfw I look back at the mods who kicked us off /tg/
>>566057
>>566064
>>566071
QUICK, WHO'S BEST GIRL?
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>>566078
Best Hyuga obviously
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>>566078
Fuck me in the ass, Hinata is best girl. Momo is a whore and we're gonna kill all Uchiha.

AND I GOT ME PIZZA AND FUCKING WHISKEY. LETS DO THIS.
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You fell under Hōōmaru-sensei's contact genjutsu after being ganged up on by Hidden Sand's Team Kazekage, of which your good friend Momo is a member. It was going well, and you were close to defeating their chunin minder when Momo's teammates, her cousins Fukuro and Dakera, joined in the fray, holding you down long enough for their chunin to attack you with wind style ninjutsu. Shortly after, your team arrived to rescue you, your teammates chasing away Team Kazekage, and their minder fleeing from your sensei, obviously unprepared to fight a superior ninja.

Right now, you are unconscious. Well, it's more like sleep really, in that you are dreaming. But what are you dreaming about?

>Roll me 1d4, first five

>1. Greatness

>2. Tranquility

>3. Normalcy

>4. Lewdness
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>>566081
>mfw Salt and the faker have the shit choice that isn't Kurotsuchi
>>566085
FOUND THE REAL JIRAIYA!
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Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>566089
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>>566085
>>566081
I SAW THAT IMPOSTER
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Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>566089
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Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>566089
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>>566100
>>566084
JIRAIYA, GET ON TWITTER AND TELL ME AND COUNTRY YOUR USER ID! THAT'S HOW WE'LL KNOW!
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Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>566089
looks like lewd, whatever.
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how does normal lewd work? do we dream of hand holding?
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>>566119
>hand holding
>normal
Jesus Christ, you're sick.
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>>566119
Somehow, we hold hand and cuddle with Sensei, Hakurin, and Momo all at once.
>>566126
>hand-holding
>isn't normal
>sick for liking it
oh okay ;n;
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one more roll
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>>566119
This is a blue board you sick fuck. Next you'll say you waited till marriage to have a kid.

>>566107
I will when i get back from my whiskey run. I had a great many keks tho from the other anons.
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Enough of these shenanigans you 2 Jiraiyas
>>566100
>>566084
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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>566089

>>566119
>>566126
>>566131
Obviously it's best girl Shirou, who could it be more normal to be lewd with than our own sister?
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>>566146
>mfw he doesn't even attempt to use my trip code

COUNTRY, JIRAIYA, GET A LOOK AT THIS LOSER RIGHT HERE!
>>566148
Ugh, maybe you're the real Jiraiya...
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>>566126
hey country has anyone come up with a nickname for kuro yet?
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>>566097
>>566106
>>566102
>>566116
>>566148
I don't know why I expected anything different, time to figure out what normal/lewd looks like.
It'll probably be nothing but innuendos.
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>>566157
But I never use a trip code anon
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>>566159
I vote for "The Autism" because we always fuck up social rolls unless we're drunk.
>>566163
We keep making innuendos that make Momo and Hakurin blush while Sensei that makes us and the other two blush.
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>>566163
the first year of married life sounds about right
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>>566167
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>>566178
Are you seriously retarded?

It was clearly a joke
>Why would somebody wait until a board with ID's to meme as someone?
>Who says oh yes you 2 Jiraiyas when theres a set ID identifying me as changing from a jirayia to a dice praiser
>I POSTED A MIMIC It's a dnd monster that looks like other things
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>>566201
Don't talk shit about my Dice, I'll skull fuck you out of existence and hide you in my toad pond on the mountain.
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Jesus.
Nice to see you on /qst/, qm.
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Alright, lets figure out which id color corresponds to which waifu.
The list so far is:
>Shirou
>Sensei
>Hakurin
>Momo
>Ryuuko
Tell me if I forgot anyone.
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>>566227
Well, clearly whatever the fuck my color is right now is the right one for Momo since I'm all for endless hand-holding with her.
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>>566227
Hakurin a best. No yanderes
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>>566235
I'm annoyed I missed the roll to ensure lewd happened but I needed my whiskey.

Best girl is Hinata, but sense we gotta pick i chose them all.
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>>566227
eh momo seems best so far but i'd rather wait for more options, maybe someone who can help kuro with his crippling social inability.
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>>566248
Shirou is perfect for that! Compared to her Kuro's an eloquent conversational genius with excellent fashion sense and a pristine reputation. It's like standing next to a black hole of awkwardness, everything he does just gets attributed to her!
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>>566243
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>>566266
Incestanon stop pushing your fetish
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>>566163
You blink sleep out of your eyes, and sit up in bed. Since when have you had a king-sized bed? Since when has this been your room? "Oh, Kuro, you're finally up." A voice comes from the doorway, looking there, it's Hakurin, wearing a flame-pattern button down that looks just like one you own. "It's no surprise you're so tired though," she takes a sip from the orange mug covered in Hyuuga-symbols she's been holding, "I could hardly walk after last night," she says with a giggle. You want to ask her what she means, but before you can, she interrupts you, "Now quick, get out of bed, we're all waiting for breakfast downstairs!" and leaves.

You shrug and go downstairs, this isn't your house, but it seems nice so far, so why not play along? At the bottom of the stairs is an apron hanging on a banister, a sticky note on it says "wear me Kuro" so you put it on. The apron reads "Kiss the Cook" with an arrow pointed at your groin when you put it on, you think that's kind of tasteless, but you have to make breakfast!

You inexplicably know where the kitchen is, and you cook up everything that's laid out for you in there, breakfast sausages, rolled crepes filled with cream cheese, and some assorted fruits that need only be cut up, or in the case of melons, balled. You bring out enough plates for everyone into the dining room. You didn't know who everyone was before, even though you made enough for them, but you do now. Everyone consists of Hakurin, who you already saw; Hōōmaru-sensei, clad in a fluffy white bathrobe trimmed in blue; Momo, in a long yellow nightshirt; and Shirou, in a t-shirt that looks like one of yours, but goes to her knees.

During breakfast you wonder who eats sausages and crepes with their hands, and why they keep comenting on the length, and girth of the them, and what's so appetizing about creme cheese.

A sharp pain in both your shoulders wakes you up, and you open your eyes again, realizing it was all a dream. You realize that you're in your hotel bed, and you've had both your shoulders relocated. Your team stands at the end of your bed, Hakurin whispering something to Hōōmaru-sensei, who tells her that it's because you're a growing boy. Sensei asks how you're feeling after shooing Jimmaru and Hakurin out.

>How are you feeling?
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>>566280
Disgusted
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>>566280
>"I'm feeling... interested, and confused. Did I drink anything I shouldn't have?

Oh god, I just remembered the first year with my wife.
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>>566273

>>566280
Disappointed that we got into another useless fight and needed someone to bail us out?
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>>566280
"Pretty good, I just almost beat a chunin assigned to guard the Kazekage's relatives!"
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>>566280
like i want to win
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>>566292
>literal losers that use trips when they don't run shit
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>>566292
Well now I have my Trip for when I want to run MY quest i'm working on.
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>>566280
>"Pretty good, I guess i can take down a sand chuunin one on one."
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>>566349
I was honestly not sure whether or not you could read, and just had someone read the thread to you and dictate your posts.
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>>566353
that's right! we only lost cause other people got involved i thought we lost a one on one fight
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>>566336
>literal loser
>me

Well, I can't deny that.
>>566358
Me and Jiraiya are actually adopted brothers and he's a gorilla, and I have to translate everything into sign language for him.
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>>566358
Oh i can read fucking flawless mate, I can't spell worth fucking shit. Then again drinking half the time when I'm in quests does not help at all.

>>566372
Dicks out for best Ape.
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>>566349
Pre-running it you guys are just making yourself out to be more important than you are
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>>566349
Whats the quest?
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>>566387
Oh I know i'm not important at fucking all mate, I honestly only posted with a Trip twice cause I just learned how to do.

>>566388
I'm thinking of running a Quest during 30k. I have a system already set up point wise and stuff. Just working out which dice system would work and wither we be Space Marines or Primarchs. Enough Shilling my possible idea. This is Country's show.
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>>566398
Sadly I dont really like 30k stuff but glhf for when you start
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>>566317
>>566320
>>566353
"I feel pretty good, honestly," you say, "I mean, I would have beaten the chunin the Kazekage entrusted his team's safety to one-on-one," Hōōmaru-sensei gives you a thumbs up and a wink, telling you that that's a good outlook to have on life. She then clears her throat and leaves the room, telling you to take a few minutes for yourself before meeting the team in the lobby.

You wonder what she meant, but you think it might have had something to do with an effect the dream had on you.

>A) Wait for it to go away

>B) Try to figure out how it works (80)

>C) Go see your team right away
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>>566398
Not sure if they exist at that point, but does that mean Sister of Battle waifu?

>>566428
>B)
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>>566428
>>B) Try to figure out how it works (80)
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>>566428
>>B) Try to figure out how it works (80)
you can do it kuro!
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>>566428
>B) Try to figure out how it works (80)
Is there really any other option?
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>>566428
>B) Try to figure out how it works (80)

I..can't tell if this a dick joke or something else. Pretty high fucking roll for our first time.

>>566432
Sister's of Silence is what i believe they were called. I'm still looking into research.
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>>566428
>B) Try to figure out how it works (80)
It just works, Kuro
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>>566428
>B) Try to figure out how it works (80)
>Implying there's another option
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>>566428
What the hell would a crit in either direction even look like?
Wait a minute...
>trying to jack off
>with two dislocated arms
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>>566432
>>566445
>>566447
>>566448
>>566449
>>566456
>>566458
Roll 1d100, first four.
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>>566492
>Critcs
>Unleashes a fucking river
>Everybody in 5 miles ends up pregnant

Gonna be honest, I'm abit confused as to if this is what we think it is or Country is dicking with us.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>566500
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>566500
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>566500
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>566500
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>>566503
>>566501
ARE YOU PROUD OF ME, JIRAIYA-SENSEI? I DID IT, I FINALLY DID IT!
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>>566500
Well I mean... >>566503 >>566510 how the fuck do these works?

>>566512
I CAN'T TELL WHATS GOING ON, SO I THINK I AM PROUD OF YOU DICE.
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Well I'm guessing we're either jacking off or discovering our kekki genkai, and that option is already winning and I need to leave now
Bye
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>>566523
>Implying we aren't doing both
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>>566510
>>566516
Those aren't crits.
>>566523
Bye anon.
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>>566529
>>566523
>Affinity is Water
>Odd dream and our ALL SEEING EYE was worried.
>We have a super high DC

... I fear for this outcome.

>>566536
Country, I can't tell WHY we have a high DC on anything at the current moment. I'm confused and only 1/4 of the way down a bottle.
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>>566536
b-b-but we p-p-passed

i know i'm a disappointment, just let me have this one thing. ;-;
>>566541
Country decided to be a perv and have Hakurin actually do what we all claim Hyuga do. She now knows what and where our Kekkei Genkai is.
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>>566536
You leave the room a few minutes later, relaxed and with a mixture of pride and shame. Hōōmaru-sensei gives you a questioning look, Jimmaru seems uninterested, and Hakurin is so red you think she might be about to pass out. You don't question it, and no one say much for a few minutes.

Until sensei breaks the silence, telling you that the client contacted her, saying that he's allowing the team to return to the Hidden Leaf without him, your mission is completed. She also mentions that the client's employees have already booked passage back to the Leaf on the train.

>A) Let's leave immediately

>B) Let's leave tomorrow

>C) Let's take the train

>D) Let's stay here for a while

>E) Something else
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>>566585
>>A) Let's leave immediately
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>>566585
>>A) Let's leave immediately
the faster we're out of here the faster we can start making gains
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>>566585
>A)

She's blushing because she knows we're a virile motherfucker.
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>>566585
>A) Let's leave immediately
And ask Hakurin if she's feeling alright
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>>566585
>C) Let's take the train
>E) Ask if Hakurin is feeling well

We have a fucking Difficulty check of 80 to jerk it. Country, Are you a christian by chance? Did we need to fucking hide from gods views??
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>>566593
>>566585
Second

>>566604
It was a roll to see if we would spaghettify jacking it clearly
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>>566585
>A) Let's leave immediately

>>566604
>>566593
Two dislocated arms. You can guess what the crit was, there's only one possible way to crit in that situation. Incidentally it's the same as the critfail.
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>>566585
>A) Let's leave immediately
>E)You okay, Hakurin? You look a little flushed
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>>566613
>>566609
If we critc failed, did we rip our shite off? How the fuck would that have looked?
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>>566617
Nah, it would have just been that we tore the skin a little bit.
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>>566617
There were no crits, crits in that situation are stupid. Besides, I never said what you did, why is everyone assuming?
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>>566645
WHAT DID WE DO TO MAKE HER BLUSH?
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>>566645
Again, a critfail could have been we tore a little bit of skin. :3
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>>566645
>>566656
Isn't it obvious? Kuro was just practicing his Jojo poses.
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>>566656
She saw the fappening, which embarrassed her because she wasn't ready for the girth.

:3
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We might be gay, or at least bi.

Our first lewd dream was about girls we liked, yes, but the focus was just on the sausage, talking about it and handling it.


We like dick, even if there aren't any boys we like.
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>>566702
_No
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>>566702
Fuck off Freud
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>>566702
Anon we're not a faggot. They don't have rights as clan heirs.
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>>566702
Don't you have a mother to fantasise about, Sigmund?
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>>566595
>>566596
>>566597
>>566602
>>566613
>>566616
You say that you'd like to head out right away, and Jimmaru agrees. Sensei says it's up to you guys, but Hakurin remains silent, nearly catatonic even. "Um, sensei, is Hakurin okay?" You ask.

"She's more than okay, Kuro." Sensei says, winking at you. You don't really know what she means, but she if she says one of your teammates is okay, she's probably right. Sensei gives you all fifteen minutes to pack your things and get ready to leave.

>A) Go do that (10)

>B) Ask if Hakurin needs help
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>>566733
>B) Ask if Hakurin needs help
NEVER RETREAT

NEVER SURRENDER
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>>566733
>B)

Our nickname shall be the Schlong of Justice. :3
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>>566713
>>566722
You say this, but I know the second I dangle a trap waifu in front of you, you'll be crawling over your own mother to get to her.
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>>566733
>B) Ask if Hakurin needs help
WEW LADS
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>>566733
>B) Ask if Hakurin needs help

>>566753
I will fucking vote to kill that worthless monster, Traps are not living beings and need to be quartered and drawn.
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>>566753
>tfw qm is yet another fag in denial
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>>566762
Japan would probably disagree with you.
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>>566733
>B) Ask if Hakurin needs help
>>566753
It depends, is the penis feminine?
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>>566762
Jiraiya, I believe your opinions get consistently better as you drink more.
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>>566762
Oh really Jiraya? What if I've already introduced the trapfu? What if you've already said you want the trapfu in your harem?
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>>566753
I have no interest in traps, Country. Only cute girls who need head pats and teasing female sensei. >:3
>>566762
>>566767
Hey, there's nothing good about trying to kill traps and calling the QM a fag. Momo is most disappointed.
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>>566733
>B) Ask if Hakurin needs help
>>566753
last i check kuro wasn't Roarke starwind
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>>566782
I swear to fuck, it had better not be Sensei or Momo. ;-;
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>>566770
Two nukes weren't enough is all I have to say to that.

>>566774
That tends to happen, Allows the brain to work better without the pain.

>>566782
Then we kill it, because its no longer a wafiu its a Trap, Aka a faggot in denial wanting to be some woman. My blood boils at those things and men who think its still a 'woman'.

>>566791
Momo might be the Trap. Will you end her suffering and disease with me to spare her the pain of being in denial?
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>>566791
>female sensei
>Momo
Are you sure Dice?
>>566800
>>566795
>last i check kuro wasn't Roarke starwind
Last I checked Kuro wanted to be more like Roarke Starwind
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>>566805
God bless you mate
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>>566807
oh, well shit
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>>566807
>this is now a magical realm quest
fuck
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>>566782
>>566807
>waifus and GAMBURU combined
My body is ready, but my heart might not be able to take it!

>>566845
You fool! This was always magical realm quest!
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>>566814
>>566836
>>566845
We may need to kill alot more people in this quest then I had thought we'd need to before.
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>>566836
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>>566748
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>>566795
You ask Hakurin if she needs help packing and she simply shakes her head before running to her room. You shrug, unsure of what's up with her before going to pack up your things. You come back to the lobby a little late, and you find that only you and Jimmaru are there, sensei and Hakurin arriving shortly. Hōōmaru-sensei tells you that she helped out Hakurin with packing. The Hyuuga girl's face isn't as red as before, but she is sort of hiding behind sensei. Your team leaves in short order, travelling back to the Hidden Leaf overnight. The voyage is totally uneventful.

Sensei tells you all to meet in the park atop Hokage Monument tomorrow, before leaving for her house. Everyone is pretty tired so you say your goodbyes and go your separate ways, Hakurin still silent. What will you do today, after you wake up?

>A) Relax

>B) Train (how? what?)
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>>566958
>>B) Train
100 Push-Ups 100 Sit-Ups 100 Squats 10KM Run
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>>566958
>A)
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>>566978
>>566958
All x10 because ninja, otherwise yes
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>>566958
>>B) Train
Gotta go fast
And also taijutsu if we can
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>>566958
Voting this >>566989 WE MUST BECOME HUGE.
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I hope the whole trapfu business didn't dissuade people, I didn't say I would do it. Just to always be wary around everyone, especially every female you meet. Maybe start doing what Goku did at the beginning of Dragon Ball.
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>>566958
>B) Ninjutsu, try to up the amount of water we can produce
Make it rain, get them bitches wet!
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>>566958
>>566978
Support. Maintenance training
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>>566978
also when we're done take pictures of us and send some to momo saying we aren't mad
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>>566998
You can only train one thing today.
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>>567014
Who would we have to kill to get access to water clones?
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>>567001
You mean what happened in this scene?
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>>566958
Oooooooooh supporting >>567006
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>>567022
More like this
>>567021
Water Clone is a C-rank, but it requires a good amount of chakra control and concentration. You may want to start with Shadow Clone.
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>>566978
>>566989
>>567000
>>567003
>>567036
Training strength.
>Writing
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>>567043
Shadow Clone is a B-rank and is more intensive if I remember correctly.

Also, I was trying to avoid using that gif.
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>>567062
It is, even though it doesn't make too much sense for the non-elemental variant to be harder than the elemental ones.

>Writing
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>>567043
I'm pretty sure shadow clones are way more advanced than Water clones. Shadow clones are perfect duplicates with up to 50% power and water clones are only good at water ninjutsu. For reference, Sasuke, a genin, took out 5 of ZABUZA'S water clones by himself! if those were shadow clones he'd have been fucked.
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>>567091
I guess I was thinking more of Kakashi's Lightning Clones. It's still a harder jutsu to learn than what you've picked up so far.

>No more distractions
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>>567056
You go to a gym that your mother purchased a family membership for a while back, for whatever reason, to begin some conditioning and strength training. You do a thousand push-ups, a thousand sit-ups, and run ten kilometers on the treadmill. You take a picture of yourself, tired and dripping with sweat for Momo, also messaging that you aren't mad at her. She sends back an apology, and promises to get this picture printed out as soon as possible.

Leaving the gym, you almost walk into someone. Or, she almost walks into you. It's your old classmate, Himarase Uzumaki, the one who consistently challenged your teammate, Hakurin. "Oh, sorry..." she starts, before recognizing you, "Kuro Nijiiroh! You're on Team Seven with Hakurin Hyuuga, my eternal rival! Tell me, where is she?"

>A) I don't know

>B) At home, probably

>C) I just saw her (lie)

>D) Something else
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>>567158
>A) I don't know
>B) At home, probably
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>>567158
>A) I don't know
She's probably inside the walls spying on us right now.
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>>567158
>A)
>D)
"Hey, you're not going to bug her and push her into a fight, are you? She's kind of out of it right now..."
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>>567158

>A) I don't know
>B) At home, probably
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>>567158
>B) At home, probably
>D) Don't go being a pain, I think she's ill or something
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>>567158
>>A) I don't know
>>B) At home, probably
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>>567158
>B) At home, probably
>D) She's got something going on, I doubt mows a very good time
Also, D, Jesus Christ my sides
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>>567184
>>567200
A/B/D wins. Are you sure you don't want to check her a la >>567043 just in case?
>Writing
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>>567226
>Implying our All Seeing Eye would let somebody else touch her.

Expect her dad's all seeing eye as well.
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>>567226
She's not a waifu, she can be a trap/futa if she wants to be.
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>>567226
"I'm not sure where Hakurin is," you tell the excitable Uzumaki girl, "she's probably at home, but you shouldn't go bother her, I think she has something going on." Himarase looks crestfallen and excuses herself, leaving via jumping onto the rooftops and darting off somewhere. You keep on your way heading home, until her two teammates, and other classmates of yours, Sakutai Uchiha, and Matsukawa Sarutobi, who are running in the direction you just came from come up to you.

"Hey Kuro, long time no see, man." Sakutai greets you, Matsukawa offering you a 'hello' of her own. "Have you seen our teammate?" He asks after you greet him back. You ask them why they're looking for her, "She ran off and made us foot the bill at Ichiraku," he explains.

>A) She went that way (indicate where she went)

>B) Misdirect them
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>>567266
>A)
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>>567242
>She's not a waifu
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>>567266
>A) She went that way (indicate where she went)
>C) Tell her good luck.
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>>567274
Stop feeding Jiraiya's harem fetish, Country, jesus.
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>>567305
I'm just saying, as long as you don't route lock yourself out/they aren't your own mother, you can waifu whoever you want. Good luck trying to get polygamy though.
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>>567266
>A) She went that way (indicate where she went)
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>>567317
When can we route-lock Momo or Sensei?
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>>567317
>>567305
>Tfw Polygamy is the hard things to do in this quest
>Tfw not a new ninja village
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>>567336
Go ahead, try to see how easy making a village is.
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>>567274
>>567266
>A) She went that way (indicate where she went)
There's no hook in this waifu bait. You need to entrap us in some sort of character building situation for us to waifu someone. Instead of just asking us where Hakurin was, she could think we're lying and refuse to leave our side until we bring her to Hakurin. Then we could try to lose her in some sort of chase scene, fight her, or something.

It's waifuing 101 man, I thought you knew better!

>>567317
>polygamy is possible
>sweating intensifies
Putting aside the waifus, I don't know if I could resist the odds on that roll.

>>567336
With enough waifus we can do anything!
WE CAN ACTUALLY CREATE THE VILLAGE HIDDEN IN FLAVOR!
Or would it be the village hidden in bitches? With the Pimpkage as it's leader.
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>>567354
>There's no hook in this waifu bait. You need to entrap us in some sort of character building situation for us to waifu someone. Instead of just asking us where Hakurin was, she could think we're lying and refuse to leave our side until we bring her to Hakurin. Then we could try to lose her in some sort of chase scene, fight her, or something.
>It's waifuing 101 man, I thought you knew better!
>Implying I'm not going to show you her interaction with Hakurin in a write up when the thread is ogre.
3D chess m8
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>>567336
Stop being a manwhore and go fuck your first cousin as is the custom for the mountain people of West Virginia.
>>567353
No.
>>567369
Watch Hakurin mention 'the girth' and suddenly we have the Uzumaki blushing and talking about how our stamina is nearly equal to her clan's.
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>>567369
>>567354
THIS SOME NEXT LEVEL WAIFUING.

>>567376
dice I don't live in fucking WV you shite, I live in one of the 13 Colonies.
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>>567380
If you live in Virginia, I still count it.
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>>567369
>implying I don't want more waifus
>implying I didn't make my post solely to goad you into creating more of them
Your pitiful 3d chess is nothing compared to my 4th dimensional cosmic power!

>>567376
>Uzumaki is Hakurin's rival in all things
>always has to one-up her no matte what
>Hakurin watched us jack off
>sneaks into our bedroom in the middle of the night and rapes us in our sleep
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>>567273
>>567294
>>567325
>>567354
You point them in her direction, telling them to go by rooftop, that's what she did, and wish them luck, Sakutai thanks you, and he and his teammate leap onto the rooftops on each side of the street, going faster on the roofs than they would on the streets. You stick your hands in your pockets and head home. Luckily, nothing else interrupts you. When you get home, no one else is there, and you turn on the tv for some mindless show for you to unwind in front of.

After about an hour, you hear someone scoff to your left. "Really Kuro, you're watching this plebeian shit?" Shirou is standing next to the couch in full ANBU gear, hands on her hips, and shaking her head. Since she's in gear, she's probably just going to congratulate you on your last mission and leave on another right away.

>A) Defend yourself

>B) Attack her tastes in retaliation

>C) Ignore her

>D) Something else
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>>567438
>B) Attack her tastes in retaliation
>D) Atleast I don't lose to people who can't even go on A-ranks!
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>>567438
I have to do something to distract myself from never seeing you
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>>567438
>A)
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>>567438
>B) Attack her tastes in retaliation
Just like my Cantonese calligraphy imageboards
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>>567438
Also, add this >>567448 to mine. Guilt trip time. :^)
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>>567438
>D) Of course I am. It's fun to laugh at. Come, mock the television with me!
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>>567438
>>D) Something else
im not watching it to enjoy it, i'm watching it to turn my brain off for a bit.
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>>567438
>B) Attack her tastes in retaliation
>D) When do you even watch anything? Do you have a TV in your mask?
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>>567448
>>567463
>>567474
>>567476
>>567466
>>567447
"I need to do something to distract myself from never seeing you again." You say, and your sister starts to stammer out apologies. "I'm just kidding, Shirou, I'm just watching it to shut off my brain." She goes to smack you upside the head, which you swiftly dodge. "It's better than spending all my off time on Hidden Mist Fishnet-Weaving boards." You tell her. She just stamps her foot, and tells you she'll be back soon, congratulating you on your last two missions.

You drag yourself to bed right after your mother gets home, and you greet each other blearily. You wake up pretty late, and have to rush to the park atop the monument, the only thing keeping you from being late is your shunshin. "Good job Kuro," sensei says, checking her watch, "you made it on time with fifteen seconds to spare," she hands you an envelop, "so you get your mission pay. Your teammates are already there, and have their own payments.

Once sensei pays you, Hakurin sheepishly greets you, saying she's glad to see you, and thanking you. When you ask her what about, she just deflects it, stubbing the toe of her shoe in the dirt. Jimmaru just greets you tiredly, asking sensei if that's all. She's already gone, so he assumes he can go home. What do you do today?

>A) Training (what?)

>B) Relaxing

>C) Something with Hakurin (what?)

>D) Something else
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>>567591
>A) Training (what?)
Bukijutsu
I was wondering, do our stats actually matter? They don't seem to influence our rolls at all
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>>567591
>A) Water ninjutsu
Maybe our troubles with genjutsu would be allieviated by some mist? Or we could just wash people away with a firehose out of our mouth.
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>>567591
>C) Something with Hakurin (Wanna spend time together?)
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>>567596
They do matter, but only in cases where you and your opponent's stats are wildly different, and you're both not holding back.
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>>567591
>C) Something with Hakurin (what?)

wanna train then hang out?

training water ninjutsu
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>>567635
This
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>>567591
>C) Wanna spend time together?
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>>567614
>>567635
>>567655
>>567661
Hakurin doesn't know ninjutsu and her affinity isn't water style. Do you want to check? >>567043
>Writing
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>>567669
*Hakurin doesn't know elemental ninjutsu
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>>567669
Yes.
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>>567614
>>567635
>>567655
>>567661
"So... Hakurin, do you want to hang out, do some training...?" You ask her, a bit apprehensive due to her odd behavior of late. She lights up, and agrees profusely, She takes your arm and practically drags you the entire way to the training fields. You two don't really converse, and she signs you into a private training field, one you don't recognize. Jumping through the trees, you find that it's rather isolated, views into it blocked by trees and cliffs, one side abutted by a chain link fence which overlooks a near-black forest, signs spaced out along the fence saying "DANGER", and "DO NOT ENTER".

"So, Kuro, what do you want to train, ninjutsu, genjutsu, taijutsu, weapons, something else, huh?" Hakurin spits out at a blinding pace.

>A) Ninjutsu

>B) Genjutsu

>C) Taijutsu

>D) Bukijutsu

>E) Something else (What?)
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>>567724
>A) Ninjutsu
>C) Taijutsu

IF POSSIBLE, SENSE USUALLY WE CAN DO TWO.
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>>567724
>A) Ninjutsu
Hose her down with some cold water.
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>>567724
>>E) Something else
what else is there?
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>>567740
Oh you know anon. Going home. Breaking into the Forest of Death
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>>567740
You know what else. We're alone in the middle of nowhere, and she seems real nervous.
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>>567724
>A) Ninjutsu
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>>567724
>C) Taijutsu

"Something up, Hakurin? You were really quiet, now you're really excited. Preparing for something? Is something big happening soon?"
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>>567744
So you're saying she's a little antsy because of 'the implication'?
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>>567751
>Is something big happening soon
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>>567759
Hanabi's fucking face gets me every time.

And the idea is to play dense because its funny as fuck.
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>>567751
>>567724
Second, wew
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>>567724
Changing my vote here >>567735 too >>567751

>>567759
'I bet you forgot protection you whore'
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>>567772
who has to "play" dense, kuro's got the social acumen of a thrown brick, wouldn't be surprising if he was as dense as one too.
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>>567742
Back
We should totally break into the forest of death later and find some old sage to train with
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>>567791
We should really carry a flask around and get some liquid courage in us every time we need to be social, because apparently drunk Kuro is a suave motherfucker.
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>>567802
An old Sage you say? I wonder who that could be, maybe one of my bastards?
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>>567807
yeah, also maybe pick up a bit of the drunken master fighting style to boot, that way if things go from social to combat were prepared.
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>>567751
>>567778
>>567789
"You about taijutsu, you can probably give me some good pointers, right?" You posit.

She licks her lips and nods, "Oh I'm certain I can give you a few pointers, Kuro." she says with a smile. She drops into a gentle fist stance.

You drop into an orthodox fighting stance before asking her, "Something up, Hakurin? You were really quiet, now you're really excited. Preparing for something? Is something big happening soon?"


She giggles to herself, "I most certainly am Kuro. Ready?" You tell her that you're ready, and she activates her byakugan.

>A) Attack (80)

>B) Defend and Parry (90)

>C) Defend and Dodge (75)
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>>567789
I didn't realize that Hakurin was the whore who wanted to fuck every waifu into polygamy. :^|
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>>567830
>A) Attack (80)
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>>567830
>A)
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>>567830
>A) Attack (80)
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>>567832
What?
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>>567830
>>A) Attack (80)
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>>567830
>A) Attack (80)

I regret nothing, Hakurin a best
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>>567830
>A

>>567832
Its not whoring when the future of your clan comes into the matter you slut. Learn how to CK2. The Clan and family comes first.
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>>567832
............ Dice what the fuck did you just say?
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>>567830
>A
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>>567845
Jiraiya called Hakurin a whore again, which is ironic since he wants the polygamy to happen to make us into a manwhore.
>>567854
What the fuck are we, a bunch of pagans bitching about crusaders taking precious Baltic clay from us? :^|
>>567858
Jiraiya called Hakurin the whore, I'm calling Jiraiya out for it.
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>>567868
The punctuation confused me. It made me think that you were calling Hakurin a whore who would get with all the waifus before Kuro did.
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>>567868
... Dice what the fuck are you on? I didn't call Hakurin a whore. I was talking about the picture in >>567759

I am not that fucking drunk yet mate. ALSO YES, FUCK THE MUSLIMS. ITS OUR CHRISTIAN CITY.

>>567878
>Hakurin snipes our waifus
>If she can't have us, nobody can.
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>>567878
With how we drop the spaghetti, I could see her doing that to spite us starting with breaking Momo into a submissive slut.
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>>567839
>>567842
>>567844
>>567846
>>567853
>>567854
>>567864
Roll me 1d100s, first three.
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>567900
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>567900
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>567900
REEEE, SPANK THAT ASS IF POSSIBLE.
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>567900
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>567883
Oh.

Well, of course she 'forgot' the protection, she needs to ensure that Naruto will stick around. Don't act like she wouldn't.
>>567900
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>>567900
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>567900
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>567900
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>>567907
>>567908
>>567911
>Writing
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>>567925
We gon get raped.
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>>567925
Fuck off with Jizz White Satan Cat.
>>
Well shit
Time to pull out what we learned in the hotel
Activate Kekkei genkai
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>>567925
COUNTRY CAN WE DO >>567938
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>>567938
>Sudden intense blushu for Hakurin

And thus, the clan's legacy is ensured...
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>>567925
Hakurin's about to mark her territory and her fist ain't that gentle
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>Geoduck summon when?
Failing that, ducks or geese.
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>>567978
>Geese Summons
HAIL SATAN
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Oh hey cool, this is still on
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>>567907
>>567908
>>567911
You rush into your teammate, splitting her stance with your left foot, aiming two straight punches into her midsection. Hakurin strikes the tenketsu in your upper left arm to halt your progress, and it does just that, your left arm falling your side, numb.

You back off from the girl, and who doesn't follow you in, and just stands back, easing into her stance and grinning.

>A) Attack again (90)

>B) Defend by parrying (95)

>C) Defend by dodging (85)
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>>567978
>geese
I don't think were aggressive enough
Unless
We're satan
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>>568017
Welcome to the thread where Jiraiya makes us into a manwhore, NTFS.

>>568023
>C)
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>>568023
>C) Defend by dodging (85)
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>>568023
>A) Attack again (90)
That's it, grind your face into that brick wall! Feel the adversity!
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>>568023
>B
Shit were fucked
High option means better luck,right?
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>>568023
>C) Defend by dodging (85)
>>568033
I'll stop it if I can
Also, why do we keep engaging the hyuuga in physical combat
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>>568023
>>C) Defend by dodging (85)
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>>568023
>A) Attack again (90)
>When the DC is fucking extreme for a woman of equal ranking.
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>>568023
>A) Attack again (90)
NO FEAR
NO RETREAT
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>>568023
>A
Relentless
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>>568050
>When the Byakugan give a boost to taijutsu and she's already the genin tied for the highest taijutsu when the Chunin exam rolls around.
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>>568023
>C) Defend by dodging (85)
Let's train taijutsu with a Hyuuga, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
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>>568050
>When you try to beat someone in a field that they've focused on their entire life
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>>568043
Must be something to do with being friends and coworkers, at the very least, or whatever.
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>>568038
>>568023
changing to A

And, oh fuck, she's gonna disable our limbs one by one, isn't she?
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>>568062
>>568070
>When you forget to tell her no fucking Byakugan.
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>>568070
>tfw I started rewatching Book 2 recently
>tfw I would have done an Avatar Quest
>tfw SOMNIUS does while talking about hitting a four year old with a dick
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>>568097
She deserved that dicking
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>>568097
Wait, a QM is running an Avatar Quest where he talks about hitting a kid with a dick?

Why isn't it Toph/Katara/Korra/Kuvira/Asami?
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>>568121
No, he dicked the kid in his Dragon Ball Z quest. Though the Avatar will be dicked in his Earthbender quest.
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>>568129
Can't wait to dick the avatar
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>>568129
Jesus Christ, sounds like a weird time.

Should have brought Toph and Korra in as expies, Country.
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>>568129
I hope the avatar is a loli
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>>568148
>Toph and Korra
>not Azula and Mai
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>>568148
who says he hasn't somewhere?
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>>568153
SOM is anti-pedo
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>>568136
I would have let you dick the Avatar...
>>568023
A wins, roll, 1d100, first three.
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>568178
RIP
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>568178
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>568178
Hail The Geese
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>568161
Toph, Korra, and Mai.
No Azula because no dick in crazy.
>>568169
Then I know who I want in the polygamy arrangement.
>>568178
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>>568178
hey Country, do we need to roll to Active our SECRET weapon to bring her down?
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>568192
> no dick in crazy.
Coward

>>568178
Rolling even though it's too late.
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>>568185
>>568188
>>568191
>Writing
>>568202
Whatever do you mean?
>>
Country dc to pull out kek gen right now?
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>>568217
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE, GIVE US THE DC.

Fuck me, I hate changing names. God damn /tg/ moving Quest.
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>>568229
>Jiraiya is actually two different name fags
Didn't see that coming
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>>568255
Yes you did, you slut. Though I only use this one here. I can't fucking delete it tho cause it had a roll. Thanks brain.
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>>568277
>calling random anon a slut for no reason
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>>568185
>>568188
>>568191
You figure that if it doesn't work once, it will work again! You figured wrong, and this time, Hakurin dances around your kick and nails both of your hips and upper legs, causing you to collapse.

Your teammate stands over you, clicking her tongue, "Kuro, Kuro, Kuro," she smirks, looking down at you, you might have a pretty good angle to look at your skirt, if you angled your head differently, but you don't want to risk it at the moment. "You're always so reckless, in combat, and out." She smiles down at you cattily, looking you over, moving her eyes, which a byakugan user doesn't have to do unless they want a good look at something.

>A) Ask for a hand up

>B) Take that peek (50)

>C) Try to get up (60)

>D) Something else
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>>568300

>B) Take that peek (50)

I REGRET NOTHING. ITS THE ONLY WAY TO TURN ON OUR FINISHER.
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>>568300
>A) Ask for a hand up
>>
>>568300
>C) Try to get up (60)

TIME TO SHOW OUR WILLPOWER BOYS
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>>568300
>B) Take that peek (50)
All or nothing, baby
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>>568300
>>C) Try to get up (60)
come on Kuro fighto!
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>>568300
>B) Take that peek (50)
inb4 she's a dude
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>>568300
>C) Try to get up (60)
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>>568315
Thats also kinda the reason why I want too peak. Country got me fucking twitchy now over whose's real and whoses a faggot.

>Inb4 everybody we thought that was female is male and the men were women.
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>>568300
>B)
I guess we're route-locking?
The girth was too impressive.
>>568305
That's not all that's gonna be finishing. :^)
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>>568300
>C) Try to get up (60)
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>>568315
>>568321
Now why would you think that?
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>>568300
>>B) Take that peek (50)
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>>568300
D
Fight isn't over yet
Activate kekki genkai
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>>568328
is Hakurin going full Anna (from shimoneta) on us?
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>>568328
Because a wise man once told me, while sitting in my toad pond while living as a mountain man.

Grab life by the balls, before it grabs you.

We must grab the balls before you grab ours Country, this is rather simple.
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>>568328
Country
No magic realm
Please
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>>568342
This isn't a Country for Good Trips. But it is one for Magic Realm. I know nothing about magical realm desu.
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>>568352
Lots of hand-holding, cuddling, and happy consensual family making.
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>>568352
I'll fuck a trap if I want to
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>>568352
Too be fair we haven't hit any of my real ones yet. Now Mind-breaking women, Rape, BDSM.. well you better buckle up.

>>568364
Stop being gay TFS
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>>568372
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>>568372
Too bad this is a blue board and you'll never see them. :^)
>>568389
Dammit, Jiraiya isn't gay like you, TFS. He's still repressed.
>>
Wait I just realized
>character acting out of character
>only female our age that our sister has seen us interact with
>had argument with sister earlier
We're in a fucking genjustu right know
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>>568402
.... Fucking hell lad
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>>568372
Let me ask you some things, Jiraiya.

Do you watch porn?

Do you watch porn between a man and a woman?

When you're watching porn between a man and a woman, do you care if they guy has a small, flaccid dick?

Do you prefer big throbbing dick in your porn?

Because that's kinda gay.
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>>568398
>>568389
>Being gay
>While happily married to a woman
>This is repression of the gay.

I don't understand at all now. Gays please go home.

>>568402
Casted by fucking who?
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>>568428
She's your beard., you're her Tom Cruise. :^)

Also, by sensei, maybe?
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>>568300
B wins, roll me those 1d100s, first four.
While rolling and waiting for the update, weigh in http://www.strawpoll.me/11221347
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>>568402
I would be very, very upset about this.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>568445
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>568445
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>568445
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>568445
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>568445
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>568445
Jesus take the wheel
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>>568428
I'm happily engaged, but I would write trap lewdbins if the whims of the questrunners desired.
I write traps in in the first place because it makes you paranoid.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>568445
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>>568445
>No "man whatever works"
Option
But I wouldn't mind being on a team with Hyuuga!Haku
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>>568462
That doesn't stop me. I'll fuck any potential waifu, penis or vagina
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>>568462
Why not fulfill my desire by writing lewdbins about Kuro and Momo going at it to start a family, and why not fulfill Jiraiya's desire by writing lewdbins about Kuro mind-breaking his harem?
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remind me, isn't hakurin the Hyuga heir? or is she branch house or something I can't remember, still seems doubtful her parents would allow hakurin to be a trap if she actually is a guy, specially with how anal the hyuga are about their bloodlines.
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>>568445
>Writing
Whoever voted she do, I'd like to know why you did, and who you are, no judgement.
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>>568470
MY man.
As long as you aren't a haremfag we"re good.
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>>568424
No, I don't at all Lesbians, or Solo Women without dildo's I have a strange hate for men or dick objects in porn.

>>568443
Not Bi-Dice. Thats just a bullshit special snowflake term for whores who don't want to settle down with the person they love.

>>568462
That's dickish, I was here and loved your quest and this is how you repay me? Fucking hell, You're a cunt mate. I love quest more.

>>568478
THATS ALOT OF FUCKING WRITING.

>>568470
You said she had a penis, didn't you TFS?
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>>568480
Hakurin is the second child of the Hyuuga Clan head, she has an older brother (the heir) and a younger sister.
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>>568445
Doesn't fit for Hakurin, and I also don't think she has a dick.
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>>568483
I did it for the lols
>>568486
Not one atm
>>568490
Of course
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>>568491
Did Hinata become the Clan leader, or did her sister by chance? I honestly can't find anything stating she did or didn't.

>>568496
Why do you make me question you're safety?
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>>568490
AND IT'S ALOT OF WRITING FUCKING!

What do you call it when you won't settle down because you know no one would want to put up with your shit?
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>>568502
Who knows, not I
>>
Seems like I missed a lot.
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>>568503
I DIDN'T ASK FOR MY BULLSHIT TO BE WROTE.

Honestly in my opinion and experience from doing things. It means you haven't found the one yet, and when you do you're biological desires to have a family will kick in and it'll be more then just a primal fuck. It'll be a desire for them to be with you every waking moment, to cuddle, ect. Really sappy shit like that.

>>568508
I will fist you TFS.

>>568511
Wheel, You hate Traps right?
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>>568503
forever alone, that's what its called dice.
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>>568502
Hanabi became the clan leader. Hinata married out of the clan and had been disinherited for a long fucking time.
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>>568514
I won't be fisted by a straight man damn it, but maybe a girl
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>>568514
I don't care about traps. Well, I definitely don't like them.
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>>568518
My sides, she went with some asshole and gave up everything. Oh god, She went retarded, would still fuck her tho as a MILF.

>>568520
TFS thats not how this works. If it has a dick its a man, Skirt or not.

>>568522
Thank god. Also, Welcome btw we are gonna be stabbed shortly. Hope your rolls are good today.
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>>568451
>>568453
>>568454
>>568455
You angle your head up to get a peak up Hakurin's 'battlekimono', all you see are those boyshort tights that most kunoichi wear. You hear her clicking her tongue once again, "Wow Kuro, you've become a real pervert," she says as she unblocks the tenketsu in your arm and legs, allowing you to get up. You stand up, rubbing your shoulder and stretching your legs. "What were you expecting to see anyway? Any kunoichi who wears a skirt wears those or fishnets underneath, it's common knowledge."

>A) Tell her what you expected to see (What?)

>B) Bring up her behavior as of late

>C) Avoid the question (10)

>C) Something else
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>>568532
You don't fuck a milf because she's smart, you fuck a milf because she's still got it and there's a thrill to metaphorically fucking another man over by fucking his unsatisfied wife.
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>>568537
>>A) Tell her what you expected to see (What?)
I blame my surroundings for making me into what I am
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>>568537
>A) Tell her what you expected to see (What?)
a nice toned pair of legs
>B) Bring up her behavior as of late
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>>568537
>B)
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>>568537
>B) Bring up her behavior as of late
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>>568537
>>568542
I think it's D, not A
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>>568541
Hinata don't still got it. Fuck Ikemoto.
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>>568537
>D) You're acting weird. I was hoping I could get you to act more like normal by giving you something to be outraged about. Didn't work. What's up, Hakurin, seriously?
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>>568537
>B) Bring up her behavior as of late
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>>568549
This
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>>568537
>B
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>>568537
Voting this guy >>568549

>>568541
>Not bringing with a woman of equal or superior standing.

God damn it Dice.
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>>568555
>>568567
Fucking knew my opinion would go back to being shit.
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>>568578
If Kishimoto stayed with it, MILF Hinata would be great. Instead, they got the backgrounds guy.
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>>568578
It's a relative kind of feel
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>>568578
>Not wanting to ensure you're kids are as smart or smarter then you
>Not wanting good genetics
>Not wanting to be your wives first time.
>Wanting to Cuck a literal god.
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>>568619
>Wanting to Cuck a literal god.
You wouldn't?
>>568550
>>568551
>>568562
>>568566
B wins
>Writing
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>>568631
Country, don't try to defend my weird desires.
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>>568631
I'd wanted to kill him and adsorb his power, thus becoming a god in my own.
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>>568639
>>568631
Yeah, defend mine instead.
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>>568631
"Hakurin, you've been acting weird lately, what's up?" You ask your teammate, catching her off guard.

"W-well," she manages to stammer, "it's just, I really think you're," she tries to find the right word to say, "you've gotten to be a really good, um," she thinks again, "teammate and friend, better than Jimmaru or sensei could be.."

You try to push the issue, but she's reluctant, and deflects the question. "Well, we had better get back into the village then, it's getting late." she says, and takes off.

>A) Follow her, try to get more out of her

>B) Drop it, go back to the village

>C) Stay to train a bit

>D) Investigate the forest beyond the fence

>E) Something else
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>>568667
>A) Follow her, try to get more out of her
>>
>>568667
>>D) Investigate the forest beyond the fence
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>>568667
>C) Stay to train a bit
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>>568667
>C) Stay to train a bit
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>>568667
>A)
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>>568667

>A) Follow her, try to get more out of her
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>>568671
Changing my vote to c,
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>>568667
>A) Follow her, try to get more out of her
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>>568667
>C) Stay to train a bit
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>568670
>>568673
>>568674
>>568677
>>568680
>>568683
>>568688
>>568716
Coin flip, 1 is A, 2 is C
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>>568734
WE MUST LEARN THE TRUTHHHHH
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Eh, I'm gonna on to sleep since I have a writing workshop tomorrow. I'll read the thread in the archive tomorrow.
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>>568734
A wins, roll 1d20, first four.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>568752
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>568748
night Dice, TIME TO ROUTE LOCK.

>>568752
WEEEEE
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>568752
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>568752
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>>568748
Just read it here tomorrow, I can guarantee you it will still be up.
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>>568774

Oh Anon

>>568748

Night.
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>>568774
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>568774
I always have to say first four, don't I?
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>>568774
>mfw

>>568787
I HAVE WON THIS DAY, COUNTRY. WHAT IS THE PRIZE?
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>>568787

How does this 20 even look? We don't even need to ask, she just admits everything herself?
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>>568795

The prize? Go start namefagging.
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>>568787
>>568795
>>568796
>Her dress breaks
>Pasta spills everywhere
>We're drowning in it
>The Village is drowning in it.
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>>568795
>>568796
It looks like her ____

>Writing
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>>568802
but I'm uncreative as fuck in regards to names. What would it even be?
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>>568822
I dub thee NaiserKeko
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>>568832
You mean Not NaiserKeko right?
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>>568837
Not is my thing though
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>>568845
Not TFS is your thing, he would be Not NaiserKeko
>>
AM I DOING IT?
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>>568774
Using your shunshin, you quickly catch up to your teammate, and stop her when you get to the paths. You reiterate your question to her, and get your answer.

"Well, Kuro, it's just..." she bites her lower lip, "You've always been a good friend, and ever since we became teammates you've just gotten so much better." She seems nervous, and for good reason, "And after that night on the train, where you were so nice, and the way you talked to me was so great, and then, I saw you in the hotel after that chunin knocked you out." She blushes, "And I didn't know they got that big."

You're red too, knowing your teammate peeped on a very intimate moment of yours.

>A) You shouldn't have done that!

>B) Embarrassed

>C) Play it cool (17)

>D) Change the subject

>E) Leave

>F) Something else

Are you fuckers happy? I made it canon.
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>>568864
>C) Play it cool (17)
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>>568864
>>C) Play it cool (17)
GIANT SHOTA DONG
THANK YOU COUNTRY
>>568857
YOU'RE DOING IT
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>>568864
>F) Wait...wait...ohhhh. Oh. OH. Nope. Fucking shunshin out of there, your face is NOT fucking tomato red.
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>>568864
>>C) Play it cool (17)
Fuck mono time for eugenics
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>>568864

>C) Play it cool (17)

>>568884
EUGENICS ARE MASTERFULLY WELL DONE WITH ME.
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>>568864
>C) Play it cool (17)

How the hell is DC 17? Why not 15 or 20? Is there a hidden meaning behind this number?
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>>568864
>C) Play it cool (17)

"ayy bby, this dingle only jingles to one tune"

then immediately leave and scream

This is not a good idea beyond playing it cool, but I'm sleep deprived, so fuck it
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>>568899
That's the length
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>>568899
Mein Gott that's a gigantic hidden meaning! You could hide a whole village in that thing!
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>>568899
Just because everything I write has a hidden meaning doesn't mean this has a hidden meaning. But does the number of times I say hidden meaning in this post have a hidden meaning?
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>>568873
>>568874
>>568884
>>568896
>>568899
>>568902
You have one chance on the 1d20. Good luck.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>568933
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>568924

If you've said it 17 times, I would've been concerned.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>568933
RIP Just one tho
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>568933
>>C) Play it cool (17)
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>568933
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>568943
FCK
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>>568948

Jiraya saves everyone again?
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>>568933
>>568961
DID I DIE THIS TIME THO?
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>>568948
Wonderful, Jiraiya
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>>568971

You're long dead in this universe.

>>568955

Can we have a crit again? (I guess no)
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>>568979
You guess correctly!

>Writing
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The number of posters is far greater than I expected from /qst/.
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>>568991
Well we do hail from /tg/ so..
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>>568991
There's a difference between /qst/ quests and /tg/ quests.
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>>568991
Seems the same as usual to me, I think we just all migrated. When you're following a twitter it doesn't really matter what board it's on. New quests are pretty fucked though.
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>>568948
You know you have to stay cool, every time you try to be cool in a social situation, you fail. Every, single, goddamn time. Every time except this one. "It's okay, Hakurin, I understand," you give her a killer grin, "you just wanted to see more of me, and it's not like you haven't seen it before," she looks surprised, "I know about the Byakugan."

"I-I'm sorry again, Kuro, but thanks for accepting me..." she says, "But I think I have to be going back home, sorry about that..." You tell her that's okay as she heads off.

You still have some time with the training field though.

>A) Go back and train

>B) Go back to the village

>C) Check out the village

>D) Follow her home (65)

>E) Something else
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>>569024
>D) Follow her home (65)
I REGRET NOTHINGGGG
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>>569024
>>A) Go back and train
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>>569000
It feels like I've picked up some IPs, I don't remember having more than 20 before.
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>>569024
>D) Follow her home (65)

Do we go for holding hands?

And captcha is a road sign with 'curing prostate cancer', wtf?
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>>569024
>>A) Go back and train
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>>569030
A means you go back to the training field.
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>>569032
likely /qst/-posters
pls don't force this so hard guys
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>>569024
>A) Go back and train
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>>569024
C should be
>Check out the forest
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>>569024
>A) Go back and train

>>569032
More lurkers than usual, but at most 1 or 2 new posters.
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>>569052
Feels more active to me, maybe people are posting more because of the bump limit, or I'm just stirring the questrunners up more than usual.
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>>569060
giggity
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>>569030
>>569038
>>569046
>>569052
What do you want to train?
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>>569093
stamina
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>>569093
Our Water skills?
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>>569093
water ninjutsu
>>
So let's have a breakdown of what Kuro's been really successful at:
>beating up girls
>cooking
>getting drunk
>randomly attacking people
>jacking off
>talking about his own dick

>>569093
Ninjutsu, water release. Specifically producing more water.
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>>569093
His penis
Ninjutsu
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>>569109
> cooking
Mmmaybe, there was that one time where we chase everyone away and cried ourselves to sleep
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>>569093

Water ninjutsu. And cooking.
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>>569126
That got us a date with Shirou so I count it as a win.
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>>569130
Which got you the ire of sensei.
>>569103
>>569104
>>569109
>>569110
>>569127
Water Style it is

>Writing

I might also end soon, probably around the eight hour mark. Good chance of running tomorrow though, that's one good thing about /qst/, the thread is already set up for another run. Now to figure out colored text...
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>>569149
You go back to the little training field, and train your water ninjutsu for the hour and a half you have left. You focus on generating the water on your own, but don't get very far, despite some progress made. You can use Water Bullet without an existing source of water, but Water Trumpet eludes you still. You make a note to refine chakra control next time you train with sensei or your father.

You know your time is up when a familiar team arrives to use the training field. It's Sakutai's brother and his teammates.

>A) Apologize and leave

>B) Leave before they notice (25)

>C) Ask if you can train with them

>D) Head into the forest I don't know why I keep giving you this option, it's not a good one.

>E) Something else
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>>569172

>C) Ask if you can train with them
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>>569172
>>B) Leave before they notice (25)
Kuro has had enough socialising for the day
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>>569172
Sup guys?
>Ask if you can train with them.
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>>569172
>C) Ask if you can train with them
>D) Ask if they wanna into the forest.
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>>569202
>>569203
Jiraya! No!
Jiraiya! Yes!
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>>569203

Sounds creepy as fuck.

>guys lets go train in forest
>i'll show you something
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>>569172
>A) Apologize and leave
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>>569172
>C) Ask if you can train with them
Stay the fuck away from that forest.
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>>569240
No, it's a nice forest. Fenced in and covered in danger signs.
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>>569250

We can go there, find something interesting. And split ofc.
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>>569172
C wins
>Writing
>>569258
You'll get plenty of Team Shinzo in the Chunin Exams.
>>
We should learn the starch syrup water technique. It lets you create sticky whitish goo instead of water. Turns a basic water technique into a ball of elastic superglue.
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>>569269
You greet Taiomon and his teammates, whose names you may or may not remember, and ask if they'd let you train with them. The Uchiha at the head of the group confers with his teammates, but they sadly shoot you down. You tell them you understand, and you're on your way. When you reach the village, something feels... off.

>A) Ignore it, go home

>B) Figure out what's wrong (50)
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>>569296
>B) Figure out what's wrong (50)
>>
>>569296
>>B) Figure out what's wrong (50)
>>
>>569296
>B) Figure out what's wrong (50)
>>
>>569296
>>B) Figure out what's wrong (50)
>>
>>569296
>B
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>>569296
>B) Figure out what's wrong (50)
>>
>>569296
>>B) Figure out what's wrong (50)
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>>569297
>>569304
>>569305
>>569307
>>569312
>>569313
>>569315
Roll me 1d100, first four.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>569330
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>569330
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>569330
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>569330
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>>569341
I love your rolls.
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>>569334
>>569336
>>569341
>>569350
You pulse your chakra, and sit up, looking into a pair of sharingan. Taiomon put you into a genjutsu, you guess that's a type of training. "Nice job, Kuro, you were only catatonic for half an hour, and that was my best genjutsu." the Uchiha complements you. "But that's the best I can offer you, you can't train with us for the rest of our time here, sorry."

You tell him that you understand, and head back into the village. Heading home, you're the only one again. This time though, you go to bed before your mother gets home.

>End Thread

Sorry for the anticlimax, but I'll continue tomorrow. Timeskip soon.
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>>569371
Good, good. A timeskip means growth
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>>569371
>Tfw your quest is repeating how you're real house went.
>Tfw everybody is dead
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>>569371
Such a lewd thread. Many giggles were had. thanks for running.
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>>569379
>repeating how you're real house went
Ah, hello drunk Jiraiya. What does this mean?
>>569376
Yes. Of abilities. And nothing else.
>>569384
Thanks for coming.
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>>569371

Thx for running. Timeskip is good. Are you speaking about timeskip to Chūnin exams or Shippūden-like timeskip?
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>>569391
To the Chunin exams, thanks for coming Wheel.
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>>569390

What about growth of general lewdness?
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>>569390
ExpandDong
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>>569404
Oh. But Kuro is rich read upper-middle class. .
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>>569410
Also I need to remember to name swap, Fuck me this whiskey was good. I am going to sleep now, Night Country.

What would've happened if we had fallowed All seeing eyes home?
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>>569441
Night Jiraiya.

That depends on whether you failed or succeeded.
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>>569445
And had we passed?
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>>569465
If you had failed, she would have been pissed, and you would probably have to wait to get her until after the shippuden-like timeskip.

If you passed, well, you didn't try in that case, so I guess you may never know.
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>>569476
At least we didn't drop our spaghetti for once. Can't wait to see that go back to normal next bread tho
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So.
Standing in our team and with halfway associated ninjas currently is?
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>>569528
Define halfway associated ninjas and I'll get around to it.
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>>569588
Teams we're fairly familiar with inside/outside the village.
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>>567081
Because with elemental clones you dont get the bonus of gaining the information the clones learn and with shadow clones you get the chakra back when they die, it's a much better jutsu
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>you guys go for making Hakurin blush more
>Don't work up the guts to follow up on it

I'm disappointed, guys.
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>Not waifuing Sensei or the nee-chan

Rip the dream.
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>>570002
We are waifuing sensei.
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>>570002
>>570004
>mfw no one else wants to waifu Momo
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>>570009
Momo shit tier tho
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>>570004
We are? Can we replace nee chan with her?
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>>570009
I like momo; but I also like all the other waifus. I won't be unhappy anyway we go
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>>570018
Are you me?
I'd like to avoid Momo, Sensei, or the sister a bit, but I can only do so much and I wouldn't be particularly mad if I didn't get my way. That said the age difference on Momo's only a year so after a time skip it's pretty well whatever and works well enough for the character I guess.

I guess by process of elimination, I'm more for Hakurin, or finding somebody else somewhere and accidentally striking up positive report or the like.

Still, given how Kuro does at social interaction that might prove difficult.
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>>570012
If by shit, you mean absolutely pure and perfect, then yes.
>>570018
>>570029
Sensei and Hakurin are the only allowables exceptions to the "Momo Only" rule, and that's only if they all accept a group arrangement. Unless we meet Aryan Titty Monster, then I'm up for her her.
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>>570062
Show me a picture of her then i'll decide on how shit tier she is
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>>570068
No official art from Country, but I'll just use who she's supposed to be based on.

At least we won't fuck our sister if we go Momo.
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>>570072
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'll allow it but i still want that sweet sweet sensei
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>>570078
Come on, anon, let her into your heart so that you two can cuddle and start a family together. <3
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>>570086
I don't think Momo could handle the massive shota dong
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>>570112
Momo can handle the meet dangling between his legs just fine
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>>570117
>meet
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>>570126
It's a trap :^)
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>>570131
If you'd read the thread the you would know that doesn't bother me
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>>570132
God things do fly over your head
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>>570062
>Aryan Titty Monster
Nope, Mike Tyson
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>>570072
>>570086
Don't worry, your waifus are safe with me.
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>>570078
But do you know who sensei is based off of anon?
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>>570274
Nooooo who?
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>>569528
>>569628

>Leaf

Team Hōōmaru
>Hōōmaru-sensei
-Likes you
-Finds you capable
-Enjoys teasing you
>Jimmaru
-Likes you
-Thinks of you as a friend
-Finds it odd how you go from extremely luck to unlucky
-Enjoys training with you
>Hakurin
-Likes you
-Thinks of you as a friend
-Wants you as more than a friend
-Enjoys training with you

Team Shinzō
>Taiomon
-Likes training with you
>Nanami
-Admires your pluck
>Suki
-Doesn't really notice you

InoShikaCho
>Inoko
-Doesn't really like or dislike you
-Is interested in the rumors of you getting girls easily
>Shikasho
-Thinks you're alright
>Choga
-Doesn't dislike or like you

Team Eisai
>Sakutai
-Likes you
-Wants to hang out more
>Matsukawa
-Doesn't really know you
>Himarase
-Is interested in you
-Wants to see what Hakurin told her about

Team Kyuu'o
>Mikadzuki
-Doesn't really know you
-Appreciates you knocking Mayuto down a peg
>Ryuko
-Thinks you're alright
-Admires your combat skills
>Mayuto
-Thinks your a worthy opponent
-Wants a rematch
-Does not want to lose to you again
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>>570343
>Mist

Team Tonakai
>Tonakai-sensei
-Dislikes you
-Is impressed you beat his student in bukijutsu
>Jensho
-Hates you
>Tenburo
-Enjoys your team's company
-Wishes his teammates were less antagonizing
>Kaya
-Dislikes you
-Won't hold back next you meet

>Sand

Team Kazekage
>Momo
-Adores you
-Thinks of you as a good friend
-Wants you to be more than a friend
-Envies Hakurin
>Dakera
-Is wary of you
>Fukuro
-Is intimidated by you
-Dislikes you

>Cloud

Team L
>L-sensei
-Approves of you
-Is sorry for what Chuui did
>V
-Now raps more because of your rapping failure
>Chuui
-Is disappointed in herself for hiding and making you do the same
>Nemui
-Doesn't hold anything against you
-Thinks you're alright
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>>570280
I don't like spoonfeeding you. If you already want sensei, then all the better.
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>>570353
Buuuuuuuuuut Country
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>>570344
what about the sand chunnin ?
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>>570344
Why is it so hard to get Momo and Hakurin to do stuff and thing's together for us?
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>>570371
She hates you.
>>570356
Buuuuuuuuuuut anon
>>570375
Because they don't want to share you not with Momo in Hakurin's case at least.
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>>570384
You're telling me she wouldn't do it if asked after a lovely few days after a couple dates?

Whats the hate there for?
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>>570392
She might, if you played your cards right.
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>>570433
>played
So its too late?
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>>570002
Just read everything and got caught up, love me some /ss/ will support it, if not Hakurin is fine too.
>>570433
Is sensei based on Misato? I get that feeling from her.
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>>570636
>Is sensei based on Misato? I get that feeling from her.
That would have been good, but no.
>love me some /ss/ will support it, if not Hakurin is fine too
Are you implying that Hakurin isn't /ss/?
>>570612
No, you can still try for the harem route. Good luck though.
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>>570693
Is there any chance of actually getting Shirou?
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>>570696
If it looks like a girl, you can waifu it.*

*Some restrictions apply.
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>>570693
GOOD!

>>570710
Before or after we slip her some love drugs?
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>>570712
>Roofieing your sister
This kills the route
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>>570717
>Implying we'd need drugs on her to make it work.

Country please. Also were we having a short run today?
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>>570267
Shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about that incident. ;; Nor do we discuss the series's ending.
>>570343
>>570344
>All these girls want us as more than friends or have heard of our special 'ability'

The clan is secured.
>>570712
We're not dragon riders, Jiraiya, stop with the incest. :^|
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>>570738
>We're not dragon riders
I mean, you don't necessarily know that.
>>570728
>Also were we having a short run today?
Probably not, on /qst/ I could probably go 500+ above the bump limit by midnight, and still be on the board by noon tomorrow.
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>>570738
The dragons are our future Dice.

>>570754
It means I can go back to some-what sleep. Don't let Dice route lock us without getting a two for one. and making sure Momo dones't have a dick.
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>>570754
Listen, just because Jiraiya wants Shirou 'to ride the dragon', that doesn't mean she's an actual dragon rider.

Also, do dragons even exist in Naruto?
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>>570762
Who says we won't get a three or four for one with Momo, Sensei, Hakurin, and that Uzumaki girl who wants to see the dragon? Also, at least I'll commit when the chance to route-lock comes up.
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>>570762
That's for the strawpoll to decide. Not really, it's for me to decide
>>570768
>Also, do dragons even exist in Naruto?
Well, I take Dragon Blade Chronicles as canon, so yes. No.
>>570776
Don't you go all haremfag on me too, Dice.
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>>570801
By /ss/ I meant Kuro with a older woman, but yeah Hakurin would be /ss/ too.
By the way anything I shoud know Naruto lore wise? I stopped keeping up with it around the chapter Naruto was training to control the fox and met his parents.
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>>570801
Either you make Momo not be a trap or you give us a harem of the other girls. >:3
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>>570801
Don't worry, I'm not a haremfag. I just want to tease the hyuuga.
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>>570825
She can't be a trap if she's a corpse.
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>>570824
>Pain is defeated
>Naruto is a hero of the leaf
>Sasuke tries to capture the Eight Tails Jinchuriki, Killer B
>The Raikage chimps out, because he's an asshole
>The Five kage get together
>"Madara" declares war on them
>"Madara" and Kabuto resurrect a bunch of people as immortal zombies, along with 100k Zetsu
>They fight with the Shinobi
>"Madara" fights Naruto and B
>Naruto has a shiny new chakra cloak
>The real Madara shows up and rekts the Kage, he has the Rinnegan, and Wood Style
>"Madara" and Madara fight Kakashi, Guy, B, and Naruto
>The fake Madara is really Obito
>Obito and Madara revive the Ten Tails without the 8 and 9 tails
>Sasuke revives Orochimaru after defeating Kabuto with zombie Itachi's help
>Orochimaru releases the Dead Demon Seal to release the Hokage so he can revive them
>The Hokage and Sasuke show up
>Obito fights Kakashi in the Kamui dimension
>Kakashi fucks him up, he comes back and becomes the 10 tails jinchuriki
>Naruto, Sasuke, and the Hokage rekt him
>They extract the tailed beasts
>Madara revives himself using Obito, retrieves one of his Rinnegan, kills Sasuke, and seals away the tailed beasts, killing Naruto
>The Sage of the Six Paths revives Naruto and Sasuke via bullshit
>Madara becomes the Ten Tails Jinchuuriki
>Guy goes 8 Gates literally kicks Madara in half
>Madara absorbs an Infinite Tsukuyomi tree Obito made and becomes immortal
>He fights Naruto and Sasuke who now have Six Paths powers
>Madara gets his other eye from Obito and activates Infinite Tsukuyomi
>Black Zetsu betrays him before he can fight Naruto and Sasuke at full power
>This revives Kaguya, the Sage's mother
>They fight and seal Kaguya, freeing the Tailed Beasts and a dying Madara
>Naruto and Sasuke fight, each losing an arm
>Kakashi becomes Hokage for some reason
>Naruto becomes the Hokage and gets an arm made of Hashirama's jizz
>Naruto and Hinata bang after The Sage's brother's descendent tries to crash the moon into the planet and is defeated
>Everyone has kids, Naruto's son is a douchebag
>Kaguya's hillbilly cousins come from space to steal chakra from everything on the planet
>Naruto and his son Bort defeat them with the help of Sasuke and the new Five Kage
>The Boruto Manga is asscheeks, and you shouldn't read it, this quest has better canon Boruto Quest is a good post-Naruto quest too.
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>>571080
Okay cool I knew just up to the point of Raikage chimping out
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Alrighty, guys, time for a quality shitstorm before the thread resumes.

Anyone who doesn't want [waifu candidate] is a shit and I'll fight you in [obscure competitive combat game] to prove it.

[insert summon here] is the best summon, and everything else is shit.

Puppets are [opinion].

Am I missing anything else?
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>>574860
>Anyone who doesn't want Momo is a shit and I'll fight you in real life to prove it.

>Puppies/Dogs is the best summon, and everything else is shit.

>Puppets are shit.

There we go.
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>>574878
>Puppets are shit

Well you just crossed a line there buddy
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>>574878
>wanting Momo
>Not wanting premium Hyuuga

>wanting to summon mutts instead of getting a special snowflake summon by reverse summoning us to who-knows-where

>not being apathetic to puppets

fite me, Dice
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>>574897
This guy gets it.
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>>574889
Yeah, he crossed the border and entered correctland. Puppets are indeed shit.

>>574897
All summons are equally shit and useless.
Hakurin is the poor man's waifu, at best she's a backup or a side bitch.
Anyone who disagrees is wrong because I'm objectively right and my logic is unassailable.
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>>574923
Good sir, your opinions are discard-able due to my baseless ascertainment that you sell your body for money to people of dubious origin and occupation
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>>574923
>Hakurin is the poor man's waifu, at best she's a backup or a side bitch.
Who is a best then, anon?
May have to push the thread back again, sorry guys.
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>>574958
You obviously didn't understand me.Let me translate it into your language: "DICKS COCK WANG DICKS DICKS SEMEN COCK SEMEN CUM DICKS BAD OPINIONS COCK"

>>574975
Three-way tie between Shirou, Sensei, and Momo. Hakurin is too easy, where's the threat of death, injury, and social ostracism? The only interesting thing is to try to wedge her into an threesome, that could be interesting!
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>>574860

Anyone who doesn't want Sensei is a shit and I'll fight you in Civ 5 1v1 Great plains no CS I am Huns you are Venice to prove it.

I do not know and do not care is the best summon, summon aguing is shit.

Puppets are shit.
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>>571080
Hope Minmin is not mad about the migrate... CMon minmin, I need my fill

Also are we slowly becoming Anti-Sharingan?
Because we always destroy genjutsus
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>>574897
I'll fight for truth and justice any day of the week, nigga.
>>574889
I already crossed the hand-holding line, there aren't any more before me!
>>574909
>>574909
He gets shit, yes.
>>574975
Momo's a best, nigga.
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>>575093
I've seen the kind of girls you push for in other quests.
You got shit taste, picking plane jane boring girls.
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>>575133
Hey, Sheska's a cute. I'm also okay with Paninya for Laze's FMA quest.
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>>575138
Exactly my point.
I bet you're the kind of guy that would have pushed for ten ten in leaf ninja.
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>>575152
I switched from 10/10 to Kurotsuchi when the chance came up. You got a problem with my choices, you can meet me out on the field of honor with dueling pistols at dawn.
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I'm back, and will start running in ~15 minutes.
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Future Naruto Quest

This quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, and the villages you know and love are largely the same.

However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and the Main Series.

You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a Hidden Leaf Genin of eleven years. You’re a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with your teammates, Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father, a Hand Seals Specializing Tokubetsu Jounin.

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20Quest

Twitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQM

Pastebin of Kuro’s Stats: http://pastebin.com/3VitTHQE

Last Quest, this thread, you honestly didn't do much.

>Vote in this: http://www.strawpoll.me/11232671
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I say we timeskip now just because it's not like we are going to miss any events like we would if this was set in Naruto period and being swoles always good
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>>575507
Clearly we skip to the bedroom with our ladie friends.
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>>575530
>>575507
Looks like we're timeskipping right away! But there is some business someone who isn't Kuro has to finish...
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>>575539

We're eleven years old ffs Jiraya.
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>>575507
Goddammit, Country, dat spoiler in Jimmaru's name is making me want to dig deeper into how screwed up the Uchiha clan is...
>>575539
Stop being a pervert.
>>575544
Hyuga time? Dammit. ;;
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>>575545
After the timeskip, you'll be twelve. And I didn't notice before, but nice ID, Wheel.
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>>575553
Being twelve doesn't mean we should be spreading our seed, man.
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Country I have some questions
If our father is a hand seal specialist would he know a lot of bullshit jutsus? Or are those mutually exclusive ?
If he does know bullshit jutsus,can he teach us one that negates other jutsus?
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>>575592
It doesn't mean we SHOULDN'T.
Are we missing Kuros' birthday? What did we get?
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>>575507
Again, you are not Kuro Nijiiroh, but Mohoya Hyuuga. However. Kuro Nijiiroh did help escort someone very influential to your existence into your life. You don't know this yet, but a very powerful opponent is coming for you, to correct a mistake he made long ago.

You haven't taken a job in a while, so you've been relaxing in your manse in the Land of Waves, having sent your brothers to an expensive academy. You gave them some genius byakugan-hiding contacts you acquired on the black market, which you know they'll be using, they do well when it comes to surviving.

The sun is setting when a creeping feeling overtakes you, like something bad is going to happen... or maybe it's just gas.

>A) Dismiss it

>B) Go to a window, look out over the countryside for anything off

>C) Look out over the balcony

>D) Activate your byakugan

>E) C&D

>F) Something else
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>>575605
What did you want?
No celebrating until you complete this installment of "Edgy Snowflake Hyuuga Adventures."
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>>575618
>E) C&D
Byakusharingan time.
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>>575618

>D
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>>575618
>E) C&D
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Gotta be honest, country, I love your quest but this Hyuuga stuff is was pretty boring last time
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>>575667
Yeah I agree

I think it's just because although the Hyuga will probably have an effect later on as it is its kond of meaningless to us at the moment, hard to get invested
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>>575618
>D)
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>>575618
>E) C&D
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>>575630
Momo getting the chance to visit so we can hug and route-lock to piss off Jiraiya?
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>>575667
>>575682
This time it won't take as long. Just long enough for me to figure out what to do with Kuro.
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>>575682
That's probably it. I'll read it but I probably won't participate actively until we're back to Kuro
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>>575618
E
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>>575631
>>575649
>>575689
>>575702
Roll 1d100 for how well you see, first three.
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>>575692
>>575630
Another date with Shirou
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>575705
MY SPECIAL EYES
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>575705
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>575705
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>575707
YOUR SPECIAL EYES, INDEED, NEKO-KUN!\
>>575705
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>>575705
THE FUTURE
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>>575707

Your rolls are the best, keep doing it.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>575722
I haven't even started drinking yet and I've forgotten the rolling system.
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>>575706
Incestanon
Stop
Pushing
Your
Fetish
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>>575744
NEVER
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>>575707
>>575712
>>575716
You leave your spacious living room, and make your way to the balcony overlooking the forest and ocean beyond it. The pale moon rising above the waves. You activate your left eye, peering out for over a kilometer. You catch something running through the woods, but it doesn't seem to be more than a deer.

>A) Leave it alone

>B) Attack it with long-range jutsu (60)

>C) Keep looking

>D) Something else
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>>575763
B
The sacrifice it to lord jashin
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>>575763
>B)
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>>575763

>B) Attack it with long-range jutsu (60)
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>>575763
>>C) Keep looking
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>>575763
>>B) Attack it with long-range jutsu
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>>575749
OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE FBI,WE FOUND YOU,YOU SICKO
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>>575763
>A) Leave it alone
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>>575775
>>575777
>>575778
>>575785
Roll for it, first four.
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>575807
GG
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>575810
well fuck. how am i supposed to beat that?>>575807
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

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>>575807
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>575810
>>575817
>>575807
JESUS, DEM ROLLS!
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>>575824
Wow how did I fuck that up
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>>575810
>>575828
>>575817
that deer is FUCKED
Jesus guys, maybe save some of that for the chunin exams?
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>>575828
>>575817
>>575840

>When you waste the rolls on a guy that you need to kill later.
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>>575810
>>575817
>>575828

Well, shit.
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>>575837
BECAUSE THE DICE GODS BLESSED MY ROLL TO BE A 95! PRAISE THE DICE GODS!
>>575840
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, THE DEER IS DEAD! WE GAVE EDGE A BAD NAME!
>>575845
Too late, motherfucker.
>>575846
Not shit today.
>>575847
Yes, he is listening, my brother, and he is blessing.
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>>575810
>>575817
>>575828
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>>575810
>>575815
>>575817
>>575828
Jesus Christ
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>>575866

No, it's shit, and then we roll 20 and lower on social interactions of another character.
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>>575871
PRAISE THE DICE, COUNTRY, PRAISE THEM!

Also, can you use our good luck here to give Kuro a little extra boost later on or during the timeskip? Like give him a boost to one of his stats?
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>>575845
>when you save the life of edgy special snowflake for when we join him after having all the shit that ever existed blow up in our face
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>>575871
See that fucking deer? What deer.
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>>575810
>>575815
>>575817
>>575828
You release the most powerful fire style technique you know onto the forest, Fire Style: Majestic Fire Destruction, intent on destroying whatever this thing is. The patch of forest it was standing in is razed, and you see something sail above the treeline, and land further from your home after falling gracelessly.

Checking again with your byakugan, you can see that it has next to no chakra left, and you likely killed it. But now, it looks far more human. Your attack must have thrown off whatever it was using to conceal itself.

>A) Go investigate

>B) Watch from here, when it's chakra is gone, investigate

>C) Wait for its chakra to go away, then go back inside

>D) Go back inside

>>575916
You were supposed to fight Susano'o.
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>>575883
I was going to give you 1.5 points to boost Kuro's stats with, but you know what? Now you get 2.
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>>575925
>>B) Watch from here, when it's chakra is gone, investigate
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>>575925
>B)

So we just killed his father, right? How deliciously ironic.
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>>575925

>A) Go investigate

Fight? you mean Murder right?
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>>575936
Love you, Country, no homo. Purely platonic, brotherly love. <3
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>>575925
>A) Go investigate
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>>575925
>b
>we just nuked susano'o
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>>575940
>>575943
>>575960
No, he hadn't activated it yet.

>Writing
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>>575973
You watch as the flickering chakra signature slowly burns out, extinguished completely by the power of your flames. Whoever they were, they were resilient, and linger for almost half an hour. When their life finally disappears, you hop down from your balcony and take a relaxed pace to where they fell.

You reach the charred corpse quickly, and looking it over, you can tell they were a shinobi. The tattered fishnet shirt and baggy pants give that away, burnt as they are. The individual is too burned to make out who they were otherwise, though the blood seared into their cheeks makes you think they were a dojutsu user. Whoever they were, they were probably after you, but not anymore.

>A) Bury the corpse

>B) Leave it

>C) Through it in the ocean

>D) Something else

This went a lot quicker than I thought it would. We'll rejoin Kuro very soon.
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>>576010
>D)

Burn it, don't leave any evidence.
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>>576010
Voting >>576020
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>>576010
>C) Throw it in the ocean
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>>576010
D
Burn the body to ash and cinder
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>>576020
This
Cremate that motherfucker

Sooo, can we know who it is ?
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>>576030
It's the edge's dad, the guy Kuro helped escort and who said he was searching for his son.
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>>576020
>>576022
>>576027
>>576030
Do you want to use some sort of pyre, or just fire-style. The latter requires a roll.
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>>576060

Some low-rank fire jutsu, maybe.
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>>576060
Low-rank fire jutsu, like Wheel said.
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>>576074
>>576089
13 on a 1d20, first six.
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>>576060
>>576060
Something high ranked enough to burn a body quick but low ranked enough that it won't drag to much unnecessary attention
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>576104
MAKE IT A GREAT FIRE
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>576104

It should be easy.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>576104
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>576104
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>>576109
If anyone was in range to notice, they would have already noticed the Majestic Fire Destruction.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>576104
Rolling for the stench of burning human flesh
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>>576111
>>576116
Congrats, Jiraiya, Edge is now dead.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

Reroll?
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>>576126
Sure, why not.
>Writing
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>576104
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>>576111
>>576112
>>576115
>>576116
>>576120
>>576126
You knead the fire chakra in your stomach and engulf the already burned corpse in another wave of flames. It takes a few minutes of an unbroken stream of fire to reduce the cadaver to an ash-pile on the ground. When you're finished you return home. You figure that you should increase security around the grounds of your mansion, and make plans to keep an eye on your brothers.

>End Side Story goddamn crits
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>>576192
MORE KURO THREAD?
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>>576198
Yes
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>>576192

So, are we going to start the main story already timeskipped?
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>>576210
See >>576209
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>>576216
That was the guy we escorted wasn't it?
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>>576224
No, that was some other elder Uchiha in the Land of Waves.
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>>576224
Clearly since Country mentioned a certain Uchiha-only technique and the guy ran off 'in search of his son'. :^|

>>576216
Also, for our birthday, I want Momo to send cute pictures wishing us happy birthday.
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>You have 2 points to distribute between your stats, which are as follows:

Ninjutsu: 3.5
Taijutsu: 3.5
Bukijutsu: 3.5
Genjutsu: 3.5
Hand Seals: 3
Stamina: 3
Speed: 4
Strength: 3.5
Intelligence: 3

>Also, what did you want for your birthday?

>Who did you invite to the party Hōōmaru-sensei agreed to through for your team?
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>>576286
1 into stamina
.5 into hand seals and strength.

I dunno bout the rest. I'm pretty impartial as long as it's not stupid waifu horseshit.
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>>576286
>Speed 1
>Strength 1
MAXIMUM /FIT/

>Invitations
Uhh... Momo, some people from the other teams we like but I can't remember the names of

>Gift
A weapon. Surprise me.
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>>576286
>Speed +1
>Strength +.5
>Taijutsu +.5

>Not sure beyond the whole Momo thing that I said just above your post
>Sister, whatever friends we have among the other teams, if possible Momo
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>>576286
>Also, what did you want for your birthday?
A lazy day. We hung out with our squad and friends, took a trip to the baths, saw a movie, and sensei managed to sneak us some booze.

Also

>.5 into speed and Genjutsu
>1 into stamina
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>>576286

Speed +0.5
Intelligence +1
Hand seals +0.5
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>>576304
You can only invite people from the village, I can give you a list of people in your academy class if you'd like.
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>>576286
>Strength 1.5
>Ninjutsu: .5

>An amazing fucking party?

>EVERYBODY WE KNOW THAT ARE OUR FRIENDS.
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>>576309
I need to rename Intelligence. It's more strategy/intuition.
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>>576310
A list would be great. Would likely jog my memory. Also, RIP Momo we miss you.
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>>576286
1 into speed and strength
Does Shirou have an in on sweet ANBU gear? Maybe she can "misplace" a tanto.
ALL THE WAIFUS, invite the whole graduating class!
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>>576310
Could you please?

Also +1 to stamina, I will support anything else
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>>576286
2 to hand seals

present: pic related, the weapon not the outfit.
invitations: Momo
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>>576309
>>576286
I think this is pretty good
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>>576325

We definitely need this, maybe it'll help us not be socially retarded.
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>>576286
Revising to 1 stamina and int. Level out some important fundamentals.
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>>576331
Here are lists of pretty much every other ninja you have a relationship with: >>570343 >>570344
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>>576306
These are good
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>>576383
Sakurai and Ryuko seem like easy choices, I will leave other suggestions to the rest
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>>576401

Himarase maybe? Don't know if we should invite any others though.
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>>576383
Add Sakurai, Ryuko, and Himarase to my list. Also

>People not voting for the speed boost
Not to be a pretentious fuck or anything, but a five in a stat is gonna be hard to get in any sort of training for a while. Speedy Gonzalez is a good idea.
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So our family is loaded right? We're definitely gonna offer to bring momo out to the party in style on the fastest mode of transportation we can afford right?
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>>576383
Can we import Momo to fight for our love with our ALL SEEING EYES woman?
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>>576444
>>576455
It's not a question of you being able, it's a question of her guardians being willing.
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>>576401
>>576417
We should just invite everyone, boys too or it'll be really weird. Unless you WANT it to be really weird. We've got a whole restaurant and we're pretty loaded.
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>>576475

We are weird, it'll be ok.
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>>576466
What exactly would a 5 in handseals get us?
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>>576486
Basic jutsu casting with one/no hands sign(s).
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>>576475
Inviting the rest of her squad after what they did to us would either be seen as us apologizing, us forgiving, or us trying to kill them. I don't see a way this could go wrong, let's just invite them all
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>>576496
>>576337
>>576286
Then hot damn, sign me up! I'll change my vote to 2 into Handseals.
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>>576496

Can we ever learn one-handed signs like Haku?
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>>576513
Dumping in Hand Seals and ignoring everything else is a good way to get fucked in the Exams, but if that's what people want...
>>576518
That's jounin level.
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>>576525

You forgot your trip. And 2 in hand signs is not what the most peoole want.
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Because I'm a lazy bastard and this makes it easier:

http://www.strawpoll.me/11233463

http://www.strawpoll.me/11233464
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>>576563
I should specify that you have four training slots.
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>>576565
Shit I only voted for two x1 thinking it was 2 points to spend
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>>576563
I don't know if those polls are going to work. I'm honestly not sure how to interpret the results of either of them.
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I'm really busy at the moment, I'll tally everything up in a bit.
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I am here
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