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Oh shit nigger(s) it's a /qst/ civ thing.

5 tribes inhabits a nondescript generic fantasy land: the human barbarians, the orc nomads, the treehugging elves, the cave dwelling manlets (goblins, kobolds and imps) and the greedy dragons.
Each tribe gets up to 8 players to guide them through the tribal era and hopefully not die while advancing their culture, technology n shit.

Just give yourself a name to identify which tribe you belong to. Ex: "Elf Faggot"

Each tribe gets 2 actions. The first action can be a regular action (ex: scouting), a cultural action (ex: declare pants are gay) or a tech action (ex: sharpen sticks to make spears). The second action is an extra that differs for each tribe. Humans and Orcs gets an extra regular action, Elves and Dragons gets an extra cultural one while manlets get an extra tech.

After consulting with your team members, reply to my post with your turn.

Currently, Turn 37 has started and no recap for each tribe has been made

Last thread >>515625

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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>>522833
Let's do this.
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WHERE MY MANLETS AT?
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Here I am.
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>>522843

Reporting sire
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

Any humans here? I need ya.
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yay fresh bread
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>>522845
I think there should be four more until our avatar wakes up.

I think we should reshape our government into a monarchy/meritocracy.

Where the most capable male becomes the avatar/king and the most capable female becomes the high priestess/Queen
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>>522833
Here for the new thread
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>522848
I'm here
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>>522853
I would support a monarchy but I still want the council to be a thing just for rp purposes.
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>>522862
Orcs are becoming too strong. We are trying to thin them out with raids. This turn we are gonna create golems and attack. Next turn we will make swords with our new metalworks tech.
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>>522863
So a monarchy where the king mostly deals with wars and general policy and a council that handles all the small,day to day administrative stuff?
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Almost forgot, here be the anchor post. Give me your recaps.
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>>522875
The king knows we exist now.
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>>522879
Fug
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I don't think any orcs are around.
I'm thinking.
Culture: Sacrifice 4 orcs to buff Wanpanch also check blessing costs I guess.
Action: Make some meteorite Orc tools to move into the space rock age.
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>>522874
This sounds good. Have the council be like a Roman senate during the imperial era by just having it do less important stuff. For a normal action should we have another orgy? I think we still only have like 10 Elves.
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>>522875
Heres what we got

Do the "Ritual" dragon god wanted us to do, have messia sit it out during it and talk to dragon god to ensure it goes smoothly

Send messia and friends enter the portal and look for stuff
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>>522884
Maybe we should make it a law to have orgies regularly starting this turn and have the divine priestess sing during it because
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>>522886
sure I'll support
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>>522848
Whatsup hats?
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>>522892
So declare a King and Queen while retaining the Elven council and make orgies a regular thing to increase population. Sounds good. Although I think we should make it so that PsychoElf can't be king.
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>>522875
OH SHIT , i got here at the BEST timing!!
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>>522875
Alright, here we go.
Action: Send an expedition along with the dragons led by King Kobs the I to the portal.
Tech: Establish chemistry labs in order to experiment with our resources in a manner that doesn't get us all killed. We need to keep experimenting with our metals to discover something new and stronger than bronze.
It'll be within the citadel as an add-on.
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>>522909
We should make the king and queen determined by a contest.

And start it before he wakes up.

Then he can't be king.
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>>522905
Eyyy
>>522852
Fellow Barb?
>>522862
Thoughts?

Check the suggested recap Solid and I came up with.
>>522869
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>>522911
So what your saying is were going full metal alchemist in this house?
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>>522916
Ye.
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>>522909
Ayy, just make him the Royal ambassador or champion of something, ya silly elf.
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>>522916

Excellent. Grand Smeltery soon i hope.

>>522916

Pretty much
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>>522909
Why wouldn't you want a man with a holy butt plug as your king?
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>>522915
I agree with your ideas.
What if we make weapons out of meteorite, since we have an easy access to it?
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>>522913
>>522875
So our recap.
Actuon: Have a archery or something contest to select King and Queen
Cultural: Have the High Priestess over see and sing during daily orgies
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>>522924
That is where our metal comes from.
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>>522915
Yeah, I like the golem idea, and the orc are the only credible threat. Part of me wants to absorb them into a mighty empire and rule all other races, but I don't think it'll happen.

Tl;dr version: Yeah, I support it.
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>>522886
NO No NO wait a minute we forgot to finish the holy enchantments! Don't be so careless. Abort the expidition!
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>>522915
yeah (barbaric senpai)
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>>522875
Barbarian Humans and Skellies begin to build a force of bone golems from arena animals and slain enemies. Their bones are covered with stonearmor thanks to rockology creating the Stonebone Golems

Barbarians attack Orc camp again.
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>>522927
Lemme edit that so no fuck ups occur.
>>522875
Make our government a monarchy where the king and queen are decided by a bow and magic contest.
But we keep the council to handle the small stuff


Have daily orgies to increase pop that the current priestess sings at.
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>>522930
We finished them last turn, check the turn sheet.
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>>522875
Well there goes our bloodshed
Action: Hunt.
Action: Hunt.
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>>522935
>>522875
Adding: we attack with everything we got.
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>>522883
Alright but leave some for the goblins
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>>522939
>>522875
Wait shit nevermind an orc showed up.
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>>522938
Oh shit nvm then.
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>all these nvm(s)
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>>522944
I'm in favor of the first plan.
Specifically we should sacrifice the four orcs who lost in the first round of the tournament
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>>522952
So sacrifice 4 orcs and buff Wanpunch + check blessing prices.
Bang space rocks together to advance to the space age?
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>>522950
The King has us spooked
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>>522938
We finished enchantment?

Dragon to do list:
Upgrade SMITE to greater SMITE

Force Messiah to make babies

Test out resurrection on sentient tribe people. We tested it on moles but they became good(?) undead, what if its a tribesman? I say we abduct one of the undead humans have

We had some loot from the portal surroundings right? Use that to talk to dragon god about something

Make Messiah create the Ten Commandments, not sure what were gonna add we can discuss this

We have some bloodbuff magic from the orcs right? Can we merge bloodbuff aura and holy aura for messiah?

Research earth golems for the manlets to pilot in case of combat

Make hotsprings bath houses

Evolve the kobbos even further

Seek out and tame some of our distant cousins and gift them to kobbos (for a price) as mounts
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>>522947
Next turn I think we should work on home like enhancing the citadels capabilities. I was thinking combining the holy shield with wind magic so theres a constant storm around the citadel that only we control along with the anti undead part.

Also what did you want to do with the enchatments? So we can put some of your ideas in place also.
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>>522960
the four who get sacrificed should be the four beginning loosers of the orc chief battle thing!
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>>522960
Yes. Only SOME of the space rocks though.
Just in case.
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>>522961
Don't worry, he's just a spectator

For now
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>>522968
>>522875
Sacrifice 4 orcs and buff Wanpunch + check blessing prices.
Bang a couple space rocks together to advance to the space age
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>>522875
1. Forge half the meteorite ore into weapons
2. Sacrifice Half Skull, X Mark, Wolf Face, and Steve to power up Wanpunch
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>>522964
We should have Messiah indoctrina- err 'preach' our younglings not to be greedy with semen in order to increase birth rates. Also something about whenever hoard is inevitably lost due to jew god, to direct hostility towards external conflict and perhaps add in blood rage magic and create greed rage magic where we rampage for phat loot?
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>>522964
Obviously levitating the entire construction of the citadel to an extent to make it more stable, trap a whole bunch of shit, caverns included, have schools in there as well as a military academy in order to develope the finer points of stratagem i.e. Give us battlefield and overall combat bonuses. Other than that make drag-maghan, a brutal martial art focusing on the body and how to best utilize/destroy it.
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>>522974
>Dragons having to remind themselves not to be greedy with semen.
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>>522979
If we levitate, meteors from above will fuck us up as we have less reaction time since the meteor will take less time to reach us.

Also if our magic randomly turns off, were fucked when we crash
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>>522979
I quite like the idea of working on levitating the whole citadel with enchantments, combined with the storm/holy shield will make it almost impossible to shoot down when traveling.
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>>522983
Kek
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>>522833
What squad should I join?
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>>522991
Orcs always need people.
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>>522991
Whichever you like
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>>522991
>>522995
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>>522994
ORCS ORCS ORCS
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>>522991
Ayy, orcs could use help.
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>>522984
>Barbarians fire a meteor at us
>Move to the side as meteors cant change course
I really like that idea for levitation and it'll be nice being able to leave whenever we need to
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>>523001
If we can move it, then I can get behind it. But if it just makes us go up and down its suicide

Whats our actions for this turn?
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>>523006
This turn were gonna explore the portal and do the "ritual" to get the avatar.
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>>523010
When are we creating an official currency for everyone?
Manlets are the only one that can mine metal naturally without meteors, so can we mine gold and smelt it in to coins?

I mean, were not legitimate jews if we dont have a monopoly on banking and currency
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Hi.
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>>522970
>>522972
Ok you two roll for it
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Rolled 6025 (1d9001)

>>523024
But they're the same ...
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>>523015
Well we kinda do already have currency with all those gold coins we just find everywhere laying around and stick into our hoards, unless you want to make a new one.
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>>523024
They're the exact same.
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>>523033
What's special about orcs
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>>523039
Charisma
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>>523029
Its too early to think about it but since we have a monopoly on the mines we can jew everyone.

But first we need something the other races would want enough to trade for. But we will only accept our coins so they have to sell something of theirs at a currency exchange booth for the coins at high prices in order to buy it in the first place.

We get most of our coins back, something from them all for one thing of ours. Its the ultimate jew. We can also start lending coins as a bank and since we jewed most of our coins back already from the earlier trade, they cant possibly pay back the loan since they have no way of generating the currency without trading more of their own stuff away.

Plus delicious interest.
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>>523039
They're the weeb faction with [Stands]
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>>523042
Good point
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>>523033
I said roll!
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>>523039
well...
they got saitama orc.
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>>523039
We get a bloodshed bonus of 10 at base level.
It goes up by 10 per fight we get in.
It caps at 100.
It resets on new threads.
Hunts count as fights.
We're camping out in the old elf forest with a bonus of 42 for any defense rolls.
That's about it right now.
>>523048
Yer a grot.
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>>523050
Just say that you guys are the weeb tribe already. It explains enough
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>>523054
The numbers are important.
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>>523050
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OP, what are we waiting for?
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>>523050
Well, are we forced to be generic war monger?
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>>523060
Thats the humans. But they do it for fun and they're the really edgy asshole tribe no one likes
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>>523060
Surprisingly enough.
No.
Only if we want them bloodshed bonuses and blessings, but the humans come knocking often so we never run out of blood. If we'd ever stop stalemating that is.
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>>523060

No that's the hummies.

refer to >>523064
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>>523057
Yo op, can i use your picture in my Dnd game tonight?
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>>523064
>really edgy asshole tribe
>not dragon jews
What kind of fantasy is this
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Wait, what baout those neverminds then? Are there gonna be revisions or not?
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>>523076
Dragon jews are just... Jews.

We're literally jewing the goblins out of their own race right now by outbreeding the original goblins with half gob half dragon halflings.

Just like real life jews with Europe
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>>523076
Op's fantasy, filled with references from previous quests he ran as well as slapstick poop humor, spiced with a decent amount of memage.
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>>523074
It's a free country/internet/basement m8, go right ahead
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>>523079
Orcs >>522970
No idea who else is missing.
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>>523089
I'm fine with that just roll for me. Do it for your busy orc
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>>523087
And dick jokes

Never forget the dick jokes

>>523089
Dragons, actually, said nevermind and I'm still wiating for the re-recap
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>>523076
>Us assholes
>Literally have only jewed people to negatively effect others
>Meanwhile humans are genociding elves amd trying to kill orcs.
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>>523074
Wait. Have you guys researched astrology yet?

I want to try demon summoning by spilling blood on a pentagram
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>>523088
Exploring the portal with the gobs and messiah after the avatar ritual was the dragon plan.
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Rolled 2060 (1d9001)

>>523096
Fine
Still a grot.
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>>523100
>has holy powers on your side
>summon demons
a recipe for disaster
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>>522886
>>523097
We agreed on it again
>>523100
NO, We are jewish paladins, no demons allowed.
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>>523104
It just means were prepared to smite any danger that appears. I want to summon and abduct a succubus for my breeding far- err Horny's Fun Farm.

Holy-Demonic chimera when
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>>523104
Op, this quest was supposed to not be serious. Are you telling me holy demons aren't a thing when holy undead are?
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>>523100

Theology should be on the list. Astrology not so much if i'm not mistaken.
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>>523106
Past NaP threads prove Jews cannot be paladins. They will be purged.
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>>523097
A lotta dick jokes. Especially when they involve us. OP just loves giving us magical dildo artifacts
you know, we could go full Ancient Greece and just become gay because "only men can grant true love", or some bullshit like that. We constatly take it up the ass anyway
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>>523108
Where's the holy undead in this thread
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>>523109
Well tell me when you guys can create pentagrams. That should come under geometry and maths right?
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>>523110
Come purge us then rockheads, were waiting in our holy fortress.
>>523116
NO DEMONS!
Its a recipe for disaster if we allow one in our sanctum.
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>>523112
>that
No.

Just no.

It's hard enough to raise our pop as it is.
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Also in reference to the jewing, all of our deals with the gobbos have been mutually beneficial, deals with the other races have kinda been skewed quite a bit in our favor when regarding diplomacy, but we aren't out right assholes.
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>>523119
Never said the Fun Farm was gonna be in the citadel. The uninhabited gob caves should be good enough
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>>523121
Funny, since elves are the only one who raise populations normally.
The rest of us just ask god for more dudes.
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>>523112
Well in in Ancient Greece and Rome they had values and boundaries regarding sexuality. Men were still expected to become fathers and family men and women fucking over men was a severe crime.
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>>523114
You don't remember the miles that we resurrected op? Really?
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>>523130
Who said they were holy
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>>523121
Can't you guys pray to your elf god to make men transvestites(not sure of the correct term) or something?

You elves will literally have both sex organs and men can be pregnant too. You hippies are weird like that and your god is a faggot anyway so he will probably approve
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>>523130
>miles
Autocorrect fucks me once again
I'm talking about the moles.

>>523136
They didn't try to kill us, that's good enough.
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>>523130
You made them non hostile. They are not good. We can snatch them up anytime we go to the kobbo caves
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>>523121
Ay, we can still have orgies. But we should just confess our gayness and give the dicks some love too, ya know?
Plus, OP's dick artifact jokes won't be as effective
>>523129
I never said we can't make children
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>>523144
cuz they're moles, they don't do much
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>>523139
A weird and /d/eviant idea but plausible. Make all Elves self reproducing females.
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>>523146
You guys have growth right?
When are you guys going full futa route and make dick growth drugs for your females to buttsex you faggots

Sounds like something thats really elf like
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>>522833
Too late? Orc faggot
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>>523146
I'm still against it.
I don't see any reason for it.
Feels like a waste of a turn.
>>523149
Why don't we just make it so that elves can also come out of trees.
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>>523147
What was in the loot we got from the crypt in >>517332
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>>523149
No, that's fucking sick. Let's just be asexual and grow from trees or something.
>>523152
You have a problem
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>>523157
Those are dryads not elves
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>>523160
It hasnt been identified yet
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>>523160
A random artifact you have to research.


If Orcs can...
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>>523157
>>523162
So become one with the forest?
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>>523164
>>523166
Obviously we trade it to the dragons and let them deal with it
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>>523166
They can, they just have to do it warlike.
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>>523160
We gotta buff Wanpunch first because barbarians aren't gonna stop impaling themselves in the forest.
>>523170
Don't trade stuff you don't know about.
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>>523170
Enjoy your jewing
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>>523166
Just send everything to the citadel. With our magic knowledge and with the gobs we can identify everything... If we can keep 10% of the loot.

Also you can bring your space rock to us so the gobs can finally make your weeb katana weapons
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>>523169
Yea just make it so elves can be born from elves or just made in trees and come out in some weird fruit egg thing from the tree.
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>>523162
Technically it would be asexually cloning which is something found in nature among more primitive species.
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>>523171
So they use the entire loot pile as projectiles and the ones that can successfully kill are the ones that get identified?
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>>523177
We can totally do this. We'll negotiate cordially and as long as we get something out of it then we're good.
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>>523177
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
We aren't sending anything until we identify it.
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>>523169
Exactly. I think that could be a good idea. Certainly more efficient than what we have
>>523180
Maybe we can have that along normal reproduction, that way we get double pop.
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>>523187
No, they won't want it once we realize it's shit.
We must outjew the jews
Trade it for somethin good, whereupon it is realized that the loot is (rolls 64) jack shit
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>>523187
>implying orcs can appraise anything unless it involves war
See >>523182
That's how you guys will appraise it.
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>>523191
>Messia personally appraises the unidentified loot
>+50 roll bonus
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>>523193
Make something nice for the orcs.
Then we might give you the unidentified jack shit in exchange.
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>>523191
No problem friend, your fighting the humans so you get an extra 15 percent off all major appliances. That includes bronze and stone working, in addition to draconian linguistics. Items are sold seperatly however.
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1 hour and no update. Great golly gee you other races are sloooow.
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>>523198
Well I did say you guys can bring the space rock from the meteors and we can smelt it in to weeb katanas for you guys
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>>523201
>trying to Jew us when we are fighting a war that benefits you
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The humans created more golems from rock and bone. Unholiness reigns.
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>>523203
Were waiting for op at this point, everyone has their recaps I think.
>>523206
You dont know the extent of our jew level
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>>523198
Or if you want custom made amulets from questionablemetals™ and holystuff™
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>>523215
We have holy aura and enchantment right?
Can we enchant them in to amulets and sell to the others?
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>>523215
You'll have to pay for trademark usage by the way, but it does fall under the major appliances section so there's that.
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>>516804
>and the artifact is...
>(rolls 100)
>the elves!
>>523201
I need to remind myself what the dragons have.
Hmm
Oh shit I know.
I want dragons to use their earth and magma magic to make a moat of magma around the Orc forest.
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>>523217
Yes.
Yes we can.
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AND NOW, humans attack orcs, again. Clearly they have nothing better to do.

HUmans and orcs roll 1d100, yadda yadda,
Bonuses:
Humans: Chief's Power +30; Boss Skeledragon +10; Rock armor +10; Fire bone fists +10; Improved Arena Training +20; Rockology +2; Rock shields +5; flaming spiky rocks +8; Necro Powers +20; Undead Bone structure +10; Flaming Heavy Metal Rock Hard Boner Spears +30; Sneks +5; El Skelebool +25; Stonebone Golems +10; Skeledragons' Necro Breath +15; Superior Numbers +20

Orcs: Big guys: +5; Wood Bone Mud armor: +15; Board shields +5; Boar mounts: +6; Big Chief Fred The Unicorn +10; Smaller chieftains +5; Super Boar: +2; Bone weapons +5; Fire Bone Spears +5 ; Blood Rage+22; Berserk +5; Orc fu +10; Hotblooded +10; Spirit Fists +10; Spirit Manifest +5;One Punch Orc: +50; Orc God wants blood: +10; Home Turf +45
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>>523218
Hey I have an idea. We can use enchantment to put smite in to some rocks and pebbles and when it hits something solid it explodes holy energy everywhere.

Literally a Holy Hand Grenade™ which we give to goblins so they wont be as useless in battle against undead. Plus they have numbers so its like 30 dragons casting smite if 30 gobs throw it
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>523228
Getting sick of the humans' shit.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>523228
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>523228
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>523228
Oh, humans. When will you learn.
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>>523228
Does our forest or rather the remains of it still give the orcs a defense bonus?
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>>523228
Orcs have to win by 8
222 vs 230 huh
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>>523237
OH SHIT
>>523239
Yes
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>>523239
That's where the +45 comes from
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>>523237

It begins
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>>523233
>>523237
Do the orcs get enough for a win or is it another tie?
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>523228
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I guess all humans left. Again. This is the coalition all over again
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>>523242
Orcs you should be prepared for when we take the magic out of the forest.
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>>523242
You have us to thank

>>523243
I just wasn't completely sure since I thought it might be a bonus from the orcs defending.
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>>523240
It's 225 for Orcs.
it's guaranteed a tie
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Okay, Can I dammand a peace talk with the humies
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>>523246
So far it's another tie
324 and 316
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>>523246
its 316 for the humans versus 321 for the orcs
unless the humans roll higher, its a draw
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>>523249
Wr will blood the trees and make orc trees.
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>>523231
That's actually really smart, if the gobbos invent a way to use the electricity of theirs to propel those pebels then hot damn that's some straight op shit
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>>523243
OP, just out of curiosity, what bonus do the Ents give us in combat, for now?
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Humans roll dammit!
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>>523253
What are the human defense bonuses again?
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Can this not be a bloodless tie tho?
Surely there ought to be a few deaths.
Maybe like 10 each?
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>>523248
Use a rip off version of orc charisma...

>>523253
Since its inconclusive, do they have a staring contest?
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>>523260
Humans aren't gonna lose anything.
They just fucking resurrect anything that dies.
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>>523259
Turf bonuses:
Elves +35 (rising passively)
Orcs: +45
Humans: +82
Gobs and Dragons: +105

>>523257
+10

SO NO MORRRE HUMAN ROLLS? If so then we have another tie
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>>523260

They'll just resurrect the guys that died and add them to their army you know
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>>523258
The elf's forest is giving them a very big bonus

We have to burn it down
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>>523258
Humies, this war is getting a little long, how about we white peace and you could go genocide someone else
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>>523271
No. We are gonna steal it later. We need to move away from the kingdom eventually
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>>523271
This guy makes a good point. If we enchant the elven forest with holy and wind magic then the barbs won't be able to burn it down.
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>>523267
Also, is Elf god still unreachable?
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>>523252
No fuck that.>>523266
What if they all die then none of then can resurrect?
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>>523274
What kingdom?
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>>523268
>implying that orcs are dumb enough not to SMASH puny human bones
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>>523276
He will be until dildobutt wakes up, 4 turns from now
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>>523279
The kingdom where the king lives.
inb4 global event dickass thief
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>>523275
Assuming they compensate us adequately...
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>>523277
THe point of a tie is nobody wins or lose anything
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Wait, if orcs and humans both have things that make them good.. Why don't we just sign a white peace and trade war tech
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>>523289
Well if we do beat them in a roll
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>>523292
Because fuck those guys.
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>>523274
If we keep attacking them while the forest is intact we will keep getting ties.

We have to burn it
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>>523292
Cuz we want you to have less advancement. The point of this attack
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>>523285
Good point what the hell can the orcs give us?

Fealty. That's what, same as the gobbs my friends, all orcs want blood, in that pursuit there is wealth. It all falls into place.
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>>523292
Stop it! no peace!
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>>523293
The final numbers are what counts. And the final numbers have a difference less than 10, that's da rule
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>>523292
One would have better luck trading war tech with a gorilla
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>>523295
Think of it as the molotov ribbentrop pact, they go do something else, and we get half of a nation
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And the "war" came into another draw where nobody really gained anything
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>>523298
We need better tech. If we still had Brocks favor, we would rip them apart. Its our bonuses that are hurting us right now [senpai fucked up by using emoticons and got our +45 taken away]


Also our attack bonus is weaker if we only destroy the forest and the orcs get the same defense modifiers. Kinda pointless.
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>>523314
Don't attack us, go kill someone else, we trade some tech and you can go kill others
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>>523312
Wait a second, if the humans have some skele-orcs in their army, why do the skele-orcs fight their own friends and families? And if the skele-gobs have free will, why did they just give out tech to the guys who killed them? Dat don't make sense.
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>>523314
Then lets farm skulls to get Brocks favor back.
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>>523318
Fuck you orc, you don't speak for dah rest of us orcs
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>>523318
You don't get it man.
We're the only thing that has canceled them out.
Three times now, including punching their largest meteor.
They aren't gonna be happy until we're dead.
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>>523320
undead don't give a fuck
there's no point to diplomacy with the undead
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>>523320
Undead loyalties. Human skellies attacked us before we had necromancy


And if we kill you, you join us. Obvious benefits.
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>>523314
Damn, I had to leave for a few. Missed the roll. Maybe forming a federation with the orcs isn't such a bad idea after all.

If not that, go on a crusade to regain Block's favour.
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>>523320
>#StopTheHumanarchy
>#SkeleLkvesMatter
>#SkeleLiberation
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Elves has decided to adopt a monarchy+council government structure, to pick out their king they held a magical archery contest.

Do elves want to roll for this contest too? Like the orcs did with their new chief.

IN other news, they ahve incorporated singing into their orgies

>>523320
It's the skeletons trapped inside their bodies

Or alternatively, undead thinking works different than mortal thinking

Or alternatively alternatively, undeads still want to kill, they jsut happens to be on the side of the humans
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>>523337
hey elves
roll for your head of state
it'll be cool
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I like peace.
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>>523324
>>523332

300 skulls for old bonus. 3000 for +200 upgrade.

We need to kill orcs and stop their growth. Their bonuses are the same.
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>>523337
>IN other news, they ahve incorporated singing into their orgies
Jesus Christ.
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>>523337
Sure why not.

It's not like smiling one can participate.
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>>523337
Meh, good enough for me. And yeah, contest is always kewl
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>>523340
You like dick! We orcs are for blood or our God will take our blood.
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>>523337
I say we roll to decide the monarchy.
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>>523341
At the moment we risk wasting our turns in a stalemate, while the orcs keep building.
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>>523337
OP can the orgies give passive pop bonuses now?
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>>523353
If you haven't noticed, your pop has been going up each turn picture
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>>523341
Then we should hunt beasts again, with these battles we will not get a lot of skulls
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>>523337
Also, i feel like the elf in that picture just dosen't give a fuck about anything. I like him.
Another meme, boys
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>>523341
Crusade for Brock. How many turns would we need to dedicate to crusading to get a bonus OP?

If not, grind for skulls I guess.
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>>523352
We build as well.

Fine. We will do something else.

Make flaming metal swords for the barbs and large swords for golems.

2nd: Ask gobbo and draggo skellies about where they live. We still don't know that.
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>>523360
Depends on who you're crusading against
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>>523356
Oh yea what about our magic school.

Is it getting to work on magic research passively like supposed to?
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I also like the idea of a crusade.
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>>523370
Yeah
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>>523362
Yeah, swords sound good. Do you think we need to worry about Gobs/Drags yet? I can't currently think of anything better (apart from maybe more skull hunting) but I'm just curious as to what to do with the knowledge.
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>>523372
Should we organise another crusade to weaken the humans before they get their favour back?

This time its just us 2, bringing gobs and elves was a mistake
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>>523367
If we find out where everybody lives, would a turn of crusading against each individual race be acceptable?

I mean, hypothetically?
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>>523370
Speaking of magic schools. Reminder that we should get one in the citadel as well. Since we are dragons the passive research will be just as fast as the elves.
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>>523374
Its just good to know. The gobbos and draggos know of the citadel unlike the barbs and other skellies. We can also use this action to just learn secrets of the other races.
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>>523378
>>523372
You need to lure the humans out of their settlement.
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>>523373
Instead of sacrificing 4 orcs, can we sacrifice 2, then kill the resultant 2 undead for 2+2=4, or is that not how it works?
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>>523380
But you won't discover new spells as fast as we do, if at all.
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>>523380
In fact, even faster.
The only thing elves are superior against us in magic is that they discover new branches of magic easier by asking their god. We arent good at discovering magic so we have to get jewed by our own god first but we're the best at improving the ones we know, I think
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>>523207
I fear this calling us evil at every turn is a subtle way of expressing the king's disapproval.
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>>523378
Just leave them to kill eachother away from us, they wont be able to breach the citadel if they cant breach the orcs home turf when were speced against undead
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AND NOW

THe elven tournament, first round.
Elves, roll 4d2 for results of eeach match, the Elf with the highest last digit will be picked
Matches:
1st match:
- G'Ene Rik
- Lelgolas
2nd match:
- The Bard
- MC Triple Nipple
3rd match:
- Blind ill Ivan
- Possibly a woman disguising as a man
4th match
- Possibly a man disguising as a woman
- High Elf


>>523378
Crusading just means auto starting a battle against that race until you or they die

>>523385
When you sacrifice to a god, the entire sacrificed person is gone
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>>523392
They didn't breach it because they didn't have Brock's favour buff. Without Brock's favour, their bonuses is already almost equal to orcs defending with their home turf bonus.

If they get Brock's favour, they're a threat and we should nip tragedy in the bud.
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Rolled 1, 2, 1, 2 = 6 (4d2)

>>523395
Rolling for contest.

I want blind Ill Ivan to win.
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>>523395
When did elves magically get 2 extra ones?
Their pop is only 6 iirc and lol all of them are male. They can't reproduce lmao
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>>523397
Then with brocks favor they can fuck up orcs but we still have a big advantage on them bonus wise as our home turf is more than twice orcs, then all our holy spell and things. Just leave them alone to kill eachother outside the citadel while we watch the show.
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>>523401
How do you know all of them are male?

I don't think OP ever specified how many of each gender we have.
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>>523401
Their pop is currently 12
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>>523381
Fair enough. Swords and intelligence then? Sets us up nicely for a pilgrimage of destruction against each of the other races. Surely that would gain Brock's favour?
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Rolled 2, 1, 2, 1 = 6 (4d2)

>>523395
Ay, MC Triple Nipple is my homedog, i hope he wins
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>>523403
We can take them on if we team up with the orcs before they get Brock's favour.

Our citadel will be fucked with a meteor enhanced with Brock's favour. Meteor is 100 in order to survive plus Brock's favour so that makes it 145. We literally need to roll a 95 with Messiah to survive that. Plus meteor increases in strength the number of humans thag cast it.

If we don't weaken them now, even if we roll a nat 100 with Messiah we can't defend against a full powered meteor
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Rolled 2, 1, 1, 2 = 6 (4d2)

>>523395
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>>523408
Nope. 300 skulls or more is the only way. Unless OP is more specific about crusades.
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Ey manlets. Why don't we make a small shrine to each of the gods? Just to be like "ey hey gods. You be pretty cool." And thats it. Just say hi to the other gods and compliment them a bit
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>>523413
If the crusade is successful it will bring skulls.

Probably
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nah
brock tried to get in with kobbo god
that's a nope
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>>523410
Well if you want you can vote for it, just know I'm against it and assumingly other dragons as the formula used for group combat is retarded.

Besides if it goes as planned we'll get our avatar and were otherwise good.
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>>523400
>0
>>523409
>9
>>523411
>1

And so the first round has concluded, tune in next turn for the second round.
Winners:
- Lelgolas
- The Bard
- Possibly a woman disguising as a man
- Possibly a man disguising as a woman
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>>523418
But we dont get the undead pop without skulls, ya?
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>>523421
But we are the hybrid faction. We need a manlet/human manlet! Plus Kobbo isn't a girl. So if Brock does make a move on Kobbo he would be gaaaaaay.
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>>523424
Yes, so everytime you need to make a choice
-Get skulls to sacrifice but no new undeads
Or
-Get new undeads but cant use their skulls for sacrificing
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>>523422
We don't need to crush them completely.

All we need to do is reduce their humans, we can ignore most of their undead apart from the golems.
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>>523424
Even if we don't get skulls we can still create golems out of their corpses, right?
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>>523433
Yes
>>523428
Got it.
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>>523431
They literally always have undead with them, orcs stand no chance in an open field without hometurf and I dont want to deal with them. You also fail to mention how we'd get to the alive ones. Theres no point in dealing with them when we can stay home and do whatever.
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Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d2)

>>523423
Dayum, mah homie lost. Well, let's hope at least Weedolas gets the victory
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The orcs sacrificed 4 of their own to add to the sacrificial blood pool. Orc God sees their contribution and as promised, empowered the One Punch Orc.

The orcs also collected the meteor chunks to use as weapons, further research in this field maybe beneficial
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>>523460
What's the effect of empowering the one punch orc
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>>523460
Hey orcs, bring those space rocks to us and we'll make you weapons with the biggest bonus
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>>523446
Dice God can always fuck us over when defending against meteors
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>>523467
k
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>>523460
Can we get a price check on the other bonuses?
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>>523464
He now gives a +75 bonus

Originally it was +70 but Orc God gave the +5 as a tip
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>>523467
As I've been saying, since they're the weeb tribe you should make them space rock katanas
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>>523469
And thats why were going to figure out how to levitate the citadel so we can move when we need to and not deal any of this shit.
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>>523428
If we use a turn to talk to skellies can we learn things from them?

For example can humans in one action collect a elf, orc, draggo and gobbo skellie and speak individually such as
"Humans ask their companions the following:
Gobbos: Where they live
Draggos:where they live
Orcs: secrets of orc fu
Elves: Dirt pillar spell.


Clarification would be swell. Im going to assume heavy limitations.
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>>523480
The orcs you got don't know refined orc fu.
Pretty sure the latest orcs you guys got was in the one all or nothing attack that backfired horribly.
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>>523479
How can we do that with our current magic set?
Maybe ask Jew God for telekinesis?
Then enchant it in to a device the kobbos made empowered by magic?
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>>523480
I'd assume magic and -fu wouldn't be passable like that but location should be possible
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>>523487
That why we made enchantment, so we can enchant the very citadel itself with the specified effect but it may take awhile. Our version is just holy while the elfs isn't.
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>>523473
The reamining things you can ask for:
- More pop: 20 fresh battle kills or 20 dead orcs
- Become bigger: 10 fresh battle kills or 10 dead orcs
- Hair: 5 fresh battle kills or 5 dead orcs
- More Blood Magic: 50 fresh battle kills or 50 dead orcs
- Empowering the meteor punching orc even more: 60 fresh battle kills or 60 dead orcs
- Pants: 200 fresh battle kills or 200 dead orcs

>>523480
Only one at a time and you can't learn new magic from them. Skeletons of any race will lost the magic of that race when they join you, gaining yours instead.
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>>523486
Just an example. I think they did know refind, tho. They do know basic blood magic at least. Also bezerk.
>>523489

Elves could teach archery or something. Again, an example.
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>>523480

Small question.

How can you even communicate with and extract information from them if they're effectively soulless thralls with no vocal chords that should have 0 recollection of their life among their people?
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>>523495
We managed to get lots of loot when we found the portal right?

Let's ask Jew God for levitation magic next turn
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>>523448
Why don't we get to work on how to sever people and races from magic.

It can be like curse magic.
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>>523499
OP said many times they do have those memories. They join us as undead feeling no sympathy for the living.

>>523496
Thank you for the information.
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>>523500
We already can levitate with improvised holy and wind.
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>>523505

Ah, pardon, i seem to have missed that.
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>>523500
Lets not, he'll just take everything we have since his jew levels have risen since the first thread.

Remember we innovate, it took two turns for enchantment because it was new, now we only apply it with what we need it to do since we unlocked it.
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Gobbos, Kobbos and Impos worked on improving their alchemy n shieet

>>523499
It's been established, even before joining the humans that undeads can talk, it's maaaaggggiiiiic
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>>523496
And what were Brock's skull prices?
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>>523501
Oh, that's nice. But we'll have to think about magic when we get to contact elf god, so for now we can't do it.
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It's simple. Brock let the skelebois have their brains and stuff at first. Then the other gods ganged up on him so they could get the skeletons souls back. They humies only had the stolen tech because the other gods didn't bully brock yet.

Right OP?

Please.
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oi humans, can someone do a tl;dr
just missed the whole thread
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>>523510
OP can we work on magic without tree god?
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>>523498
The archery thing could be useful, since slings are getting outdated
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>>523514
nigga there's only been one turn so far this thread
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>>523510
That goblin is like their version of the psychoelf
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>>523514
You suck cuz you lost our Brock favor bonus and we keep tying with Orcs
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>>523519
and already half-way to bump limit
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>>523510

Duely noted.

>>523519
>>523513

We should start work on either the smeltery or archives and schools soon enough right?
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>>523521
i lost ???
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>>523522
Does it matter? This board is slow as shit, we can keep the thread alive for half a week after hitting bump limit
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>>523521
Be glad that you are only tying.
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>>523522
We went to 2000 posts one time.
Bumplimit aint shit.
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>>523525
Possibly, but we need to gain bonuses. We can smelt already, we already have writing, we gobbos are pretty smart already. Unless there's a passive thing that OP will give to us if we have those, there's not much benefit.
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>>523521
Have humans used the meteor metal to reinforce the walls?

>>523528
>>523531
I know, just meant it as a measure of the signal-to-noise ratio
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Please OP please. I'm begging you. Don't let the humies take our techs and knowledge. Please. I will sing your rap songs. I will draw your drawings. But please let my explanation be canon.

Do you need me to rap again? Will you make it canon then?
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>>523511
600 skulls for the old +45 bonus
1000 for +55
2000 for +75
50 for +20 people each time
100 for some neew magic
150 for empowering the chief some more

>>523513
Undeads can already do all that even before they join the humans
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>>523534
Who are you, guy? And we have the 2nd highest def bonus. We need more offense.
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>>523541
3000 for +200, still there?
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>>523532

The chem labs should have provided us with some form of passive bonus.

Up to OP to confirm this though.
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>>523541
Loving the new look, Brock.
How did Je- Dragon God's claws feel?
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Almost forgot, the dragons initiated the complex ritual:
all dragons form a circle around the statue, sing kumbaya twice - once forwards and once backwards, then they grab the tail of the dragon on their left and yank 5 times, after that they turn around and kick the dragon on their right in the ass - dead center- 6 times. Finally they join hands again and do a simultaneous backflip that lands themselves on their heads.

The messiah oversaw the proceedings
Dragons, roll 1d100 to see if you completed the ritual properly
Needs >80 to succeed
Messiah bonus +50

>>523548
Yes that too
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>523557
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>>523557
>>523559
ayy
good jobs dragos
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>>523541
So that piece I just made changes nothing? And the humies are still gonna leech of us gobbos?
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>>523557

Anyways did dice god wake up so other gods can whoop him?

And can we work on magic without contacting our god?
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>>523551
"It was actually his teeth, so itchy and slobbery"

"Regrow your skin back, you creepy asshole"

"But my face is so breezy now"

>>523565
They only leech all the tech before the bronze era
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>>523569
No

Yes
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>523575
Rolling for dice god to wake up right now to see Deez rolls.
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YES. YES. WE WANT KATANAS. AND NODACHIS. AND NAGINATAS. AND ALL SORTS OF JAPANESE WEAPONS.
AND KWAN DOS AND YUMI BOWS FOR THE MONKS. THEY ARE SO COOL THAT THEY CAN SHOOT THEM WITH THEIR EYES BINDED. LOOK!
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>>523571
>>523550

Could you please confirm this whether or not this is valid kindly OP?

Also what of the expedition?
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>>523581
Stop before you lock us all to 1d20s again.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>523557
Oh shit rolling
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>>523581
Follow this orc >>523585
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>>523571
Tell me some God gossip, is it true that Orc God's tusks are fake and only stuck together with superglue?
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we did more alchemy. What was our first action?

Dragos, why don't we add a magic college in our citadel. That way we can share magic. I am thinking of it like there is 10 gobbos in there and when one race gets some magic the other does too. I mean you have no problem with us getting magic right?
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>>523571
>it was his teeth
Wait, did you two kiss?
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>>523593
If you want magic go to the culture exchange center we built
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And so the ritual is completed successfully, the Dragon God made the statue his avatar and it can now participate in battles and defense. It gives a +50 bonus, but only in battles though.

>>523584
Chem labds means researching chem related things will take less turns

And as always, joint expiditions needs a seperate turn
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>>523582
Next turn trade crypt loot + meteor steel to gob/dragons in exchange for anti-undead enchanted japanese steel?
Preferably with a team of orcs specialized in the art of the jew
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>>523585
Are the humans stil fighting the orcs
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>>523602

Thank you very much.
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>>523602
Now the dragon god can finally have real father-son bonding and not just talking via divine connection.
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>>523601
We should expand it to include a Mage college though, both for the passive research and so there is explicit reason to switch magics easily.
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>>523606
The humans will never stop fighting the orcs.
They might possibly take a short break to get more bonuses, but they will not stop
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>>523606
Calling it quits for now.
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>>523606
We tied and they backed off.
>>523604
We already looted it.
I was gonna say we identify the artifacts we got.
And make the empty tomb an orc base.
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>>523601
I meant like a full magic school. Where the magic research is faster and better. With the added bonus of future magic being shared between the two factions of Gobbos and Dragos. That way you don't have to spend a turn to learn our magic and vice versa.
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>>523617
Bonus in forest: +45.
Bonus in undead crypt: +0. -50 against the humans since the undead already know their way around
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>>523592
"If I revealed that, the Orc God would ahve to come down and kill all of you"

>>523599
"What? no! I ate his face!"

"Your mortals sounds pretty gay"

"No they're not"

"I dunno, why would that one immediately think of kissing then?"

"d....uuuhhhh..."
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>>523602
I think we got jewed out of something here. No way he does it for free.

We lost our dignity.
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>>523604
Yeah and we'll add sacred enchantments of undead banisment and smiling too.
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>>523621
So hunting then to get them blessings and bloodshed?
>>523496
+Identifying the artifacts
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>>523622
It's an indirect kiss since you ate his lips...

Elf God would have masturbatory fantasies over this if he finds out
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>>523622
Obviously the Dragons thought they because you wanted to sex kobbo god. Who isn't a girl.

If you with your simple brain still don't understand. I am calling you gay.
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>>523624
>smiling.
My salt source is coming from autocorrect now. New found sources never cease to amaze.
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>>523622
Don't worry dragon god all the other dragon are straight except for that wierd one that spends to much time alone.
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>>523623
"pssst, they didn't actually need to do the "ritual", I could have do that anytime I want"

"What? Really?"

"Pffft, yeah. I jsut thought it'd be funny to have them lose their dignity. I even recorded it and put it up in the divine archives so it would last eternally"

"hah, You son of a bitch"
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>>523634
He's already writing a fanfiction, that's why we can't reach him.
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>>523635
Somebody sounds like they needs a smitin'
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>>523642
>elf god fangirling over fapfiction
Pls give me eye bleach
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>>523615
>>523616
>>523633
ORCS
HUMANS
Stop wasting yourself me in this endless conflict. We must fight the true doe. Who profited while we fight? Who laughs while we bleed. We need to ally. Humans and orcs arn't that different, all pawns for their game. We need to stop fighting now
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>>523642
He's gonna publish it to all the gods and put it in the divine archives.
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>>523650
Yeah lets kill the King!
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>>523650
Nigga you're starting to sound like a filthy barbarian.
Our god wants blood and the humans want a fight.
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AND NOW, MANLETS AND SCALIES IN

PORTAL ADVENTURES

Before we begin, how many from each side are sent on this journey?
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>>523633
Let the dragons identify the artifacts.
Anything they discover will be better than what we can discover, so it's worth more as a mystery box.
Hunting is good. Should also think about scouting and improving our base
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>>523660
Just send in messia and his 4 dragon friends
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>>523660
I'm hitler, this is my id. I'm on multiple threads so my name might not always be on. My bad.
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>>523660
Messiah and 3 other dragons
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>>523650
Wat?

>>523657
Humans will not participate in that.
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>>523660
ALL OF US. Minus Nad (The female Kobbo who was married to the dead imp guy) and some random Imp
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>>523660
9 to make it even if we lose them
King Kobs the I leading of course.
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>>523669
>>523660
Actually just send in 3 like horny said
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>>523669
Supporting
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>>523674
hey shut it nerdo
>>523660
>>523676
only send what we need to explore, my actions are final
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>>523676
>>523674
Do a pebble throw and roll 1d5 to see who wins
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>>523674
>>523676
Clearly we are at an impasse

hehe

"imp"asse

hehe

imp"ass"a

Imp Ass E
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Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>523683
hey, you fuck we're not putting our entire pop on the line for this expedition
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Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>523682
Let's do a beaker throw instead.

Also I want Nad to be promoted to general. No reason why I just want her to.
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>>523686
>>523688
>both 4s

Roll again
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Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>523690
god damn it gobbos
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

Okay Double Beaker Throw. Roll 1d20.
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>>523688
>>523686
>both 4
I guess we need a tiebeaker

Heh get it, beaker, tiebeaker

Throw beakers for 1d3
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>>523688
>beaker
>did not invent glassware
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For too long we have fought. If we ally, we could rule the world, the others laugh as we waste our strength away, profiting off this needless war. I think we need an alliance, to be able to realize our potential and to strike back.
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>>523690
>Inb4 they tie again and OP begins senseless kobbo violence.
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Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>523690
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>523694
>>523690
hey, let me reroll
If I beat Imp Inventor's roll with a d20
We go with my actions
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>>523697
METAL BEAKER!
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>>523698
Nah.
They tried to meteor us twice.
Peace isn't gonna get us nowhere.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>523702
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>>523702
15
>>523694
12

And what about this guy? >>523700
You, roll a 1d20 too while stating which plan you want for the manlet side of the journey
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>>523703
The results are inkobclusive

Hehe
Inkobclusive
Kob
Kobbos

Hehe

Anyway headbutt eachother for a d2 and see who's the last one standinf
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>>523709
>>523707
but he did, OP
and he lost his shit
lets keep it moving
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>>523710
If we hit our heads together we would die.
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Alright faggots I have shit to do, looks like I'm abandoning qst for today. Night.
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>>523715
Thats the idea
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>>523715
Fuck, he noticed
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amazing how everyone mocks humans as savages that settle things by throwing rocks, and everyone is doing the same now
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>>523714
>inb4 OP punishes him.
>>523716
Seeya nub scrub
>>523717
fit me....and my entire family of 20 people.
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Maaaan these other races take forever. At least my peeps go afk. You guys just cant agree on shit.
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AND SO, the mighty band of Dragon Messiah, King Kob I, 3 dragons and 9 manlets go towards the anicent portal! NOW HERE DOES IT LEAD THEM? THIS QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED....by a roll I'll make. As this shit is something they can't controllll

>>523721
It's cosmic irony
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>523724
Rolling for dicegod to turn this barb into a troll and force him to guard a shitty wooden bridge. A bridge that is far far away from the barb camp.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>523728
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>>523729
no more rolling you little imp shit
we might need better rolls later
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>>523721
WE THREW BEAKERS NOT SHITTY ROCKS
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>>523728
>Inb4 it drops them in the kingdom.
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>>523737
I'm getting out all the bad rolls.
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>>523721
Pfff, we don't.
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>>523728
inb4 it drops them into future wrestling league.
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>>523749
WE LEARN THE ART OF SUPLEX

FUCK YES WERE GONNA SUPLEX EVERYTHING. EVEN OURSELVES
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>523728
THE PORTAL LEADS THEM TO...
1 - Candyland
2 - An ancient tomb
3 - An ancient vault
4 - The Kingdom
5 - The King's throne room
6 - The Future
7 - The future King's bedroom
8 - Hell
9 - The moon
10 - Some dude's house
11 - OP's house
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>>523729
It'd be reaaaal boring without me. Promise.
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>>523757
Well they're dead.
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>>523757
ayyy lmaos
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>>523757
Better hold your breath.
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>>523757
Where are the ayyys? We want the ayyys!
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>>523757
AYYYS LMAOS SAVE US
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>>523757
Huh...
>>523764
Moon Dragons confirmed?
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>>523757
AYY LMAOS PLEASE SAVE US
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>>523757
And so the oarty went to the moon.

And all died because none are suited for space travel.

And so that ends this episode of MANLETS AND SCALEIES PORTAL ADVENTURES.
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AYY LMAO I DON'T WANT TO DIE
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>>523778
Dragon Jesus
R.I.P

He is kill.
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>>523757
AYYY LMAOS SAVE US
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>>523778
>Not even a roll to save the messia
FUCK
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>>523778
Inb4 alien god or paladins save them.
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>>523778
now, whose the retard that suggested we send our entire pop in to die?
not me
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>>523778
Gee dragon messiah.
What's your father gonna think about this?
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>>523778
IN totally unrelated news, aliens got a new tourist attraction
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>>523778
BUT THEN KOBBO GOD WAS LIKE. "Here have water breathing. Faggots."

Please OP. I don't want to die.
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>>523794
>I raised a faggot of a son
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>>523757
>>523800
hold on, OP
you only rolled a D10
there's 11 things on that
YOU NEED TO REROLL
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>>523801
>water breathing
>on moon
Dafuq
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>>523804
HOL UP THIS KOBBOS CORRECT
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>>523804
THIS. HE IS RIGHT! REROLL TIME!
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>>523804
>Inb4 OP rerolls and it drops you in King's throne room
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>>523804
>>523809
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>>523802
>Damn it, my son is gayer than the elf god.
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>>523804
REROLL

>inb4 Kingdom
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>>523804
>>523800
Technically he is right. You should reroll
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>>523800
Meanwhile, in Dragon Heaven

"Words cannot describe the disappointment I feel for you right now" said Dragon God to the soul of Dragon messiah

>>523804
That was the point, none of you fags are getting in here
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>>523819
Shhhh.

This doesn't concern us.
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>>523821
we demand a reroll, OP
you didn't roll a d11
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>>523706
So we are doomed to fight each other for another 50 turns until one of us wins and we will always be crippled
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>>523821
Dragon God was so disappointed, he didn't even send a pic
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On the bright side manlets...

At least you didnt end up tossing your entire population into it. Like it almost happened.
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>>523821
Offer money to buy Messiah back. He's Jesus, he reincarnates after three days.
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>>523828
Yep
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>>523829
WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE MADE ME NOT NEED TO BREATH DAD LIKE A PROPER DEMIGOD!
>>523836
This also, it wont be to hard getting him back
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Gobbos let's write a rap. OP really likes raps. If we rap maybe he will allow messiah and and everyone to live! Or at least he will give us a sweet rap buff.
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>>523835
Meanwhile dragon messiah is dead. The "goblins" should be happy they lost so little.
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Alright faglords, who wants a reroll and (potentially) even more failure
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>>523836
He's gonna charge you your entire board for like 11 turns.
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>>523842
yes please
better than instadeath on the moon
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>>523829
mr dragon god sir, is there a way we can get our friend back? you know. the messiah
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>>523842
We need MORE salt.
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>>523842
Yes! Salt for the Salt God!
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>>523842
I DOES!
>inb4 barb hat fag says "NO ONE!"
>>
Cultural action: Declare pants are gay.
Regular action: War with humans and dragons against manlets and orcs.
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>>523842
Alright, maybe we'll die in a not so pathetic way.
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>>523842
Aye.

Extra serving of salt.
>4 options is insta kill
>3 are potentially dangerous but nothing dragons cant handle. RIP gobs tho
>2 are completely harmless
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>>523850
>the enemys grow stronger
>you could of listened
>it's happening
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>>523850
>humans and dragons against manlets and orcs
>dragon against manlets
Oh yea they are definitely gonna agree with that.
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Rolled 4 (1d11)

Don't say I never did anything for you
1 - Candyland
2 - An ancient tomb
3 - An ancient vault
4 - The Kingdom
5 - The King's throne room
6 - The Future
7 - The future King's bedroom
8 - Hell
9 - The moon
10 - Some dude's house
11 - OP's house
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>>523842
I'm sure my vote doesn't count for anything, but I wanna see this happen.
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>>523859
OH SHIT
BE PREPARED TO ESCAPE, DRAGONS
WE GOTTA GO
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>>523859
Better get to running guys.
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>>523859
OH SHIT!
RIP gobs. We have a chance to escape at least.
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>>523856
>>523856
>>523856
fine but we get orcs then.
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>>523859
The end times come.
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>>523859
THE GREATEST OF KEKS!
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>>523859
I'm not sure if this is worse or...
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HEY KING! IF YOU DON'T KILL US WE WILL GIVE YOU 40 POUNDS OF GOLD!
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>>523859
OH BOY
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>>523859
The kingdom?
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>>523859
Messiah has a chance to escape now. Everyone else is fucked.
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>>523870
If he asks where we came from, give him the barbarian's location.

WERE FLYING OUR CITADEL OUT OF HERE
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>>523876
Its where the king.

The super dangerous guy rules.
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>>523859
oh shiet too late
>>523859
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Fuck you Dice God
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>>523876
Think of him as a monster with a 10 mil atk bonus. And gives you a penalty of -40 mil on your rolls
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inb4 kingdom are actually really swell guys
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The party of manlets and dragons are sudenly teleported into a strange place, inhabited by humans, but looks to be more advanced than the barbarians they're used to. They even got proper houses, walls, armors n shit.

"Hey look over there! Aren't those the savages from over the wall?"

"You're right! The hell are they doing here?"

"Dunno. Wanna kill them or something?"

"Maybe the King wants to see them"

"Decisions, decisions"
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>>523895
Did you read kingslayer?
If we aren't part of his kingdom and paying taxes we're fucked.
If you're a barbarian you're already dead.
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>>523897
WAIT! We come in peace!
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>>523897
WE COME IN PEACE
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>>523879
WE MUST SPEND AS MUCH TIME AS POSSIBLE TO MAKE THE CITADEL FLY. GOBBOS NEXT TURN USE DOUBLE ACTION TO MAKE THINGS THAT INTERACT WITH MAGIC TO MAKE THE CITADEL FLY. Dragos make magic so the citadel interacts with our flying tech.
>>523897
40 pounds of gold ore in exchange for us not to die,
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>>523897
WE COME IN PEACE
EVERY ONE GET ON THE MESSIAH'S BACK AND LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
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>>523899
I haven't looked at Kingslayer. Please give the tl:dr version.
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>>523900
He's gonna demand high taxes for sure.

Maybe just kill you all.

Cause he can.
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>>523897
OH SHIT *hides behind dragon*
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>>523909
They are ded.
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>>523897
Roll for initiative. Fire before manlets can react.
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>>523900
>>523904
>>523905
>>523906
>>523915
So many different choices, each of you roll 1d100 while stating your actions and whoeer gets the highest gets their choice picked
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>>523909
Major kingslayer spoilers below.
Only horsefucker and merc can kill the king.
After fucking up at killing him twice.
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>>523910
NO ITS MY SHEKELS
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>523919
GRAB THE GOBLINS AND FLY EAST
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>523919
WE COME IN PEACE FOR DIPLOMACY AND MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN TELEPORTED HERE ACCIDENTLY WHATEVER JUST DONT KILL US
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>>523906
Tell them about the heresy the barbarians are committing
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>523919
Say we come in peace, while we all prepare to escape. The manlets get on the Messiah's back and we fly the fuck out of there.
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>>523921
High taxes to not kill you.

No protection or anything.

Those will be extra.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>523919
WE MEAN YOU NO HARM.

were not like those savages, we have knowledge!

oh, and this is a god son.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>523927
>>523919
This
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>>523897
>Inb4 it doesn't matter cause they don't speak savage.
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>>523933
>>523919
AW SHIT
MY LITTLE IMP INVENTOR COMES THROUGH THE DAY.
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I DON'T GET THE KING ONE
pls explain
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>>523945
He's gonna kill everyone.
Barbarians are probably first.
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>>523945
Read everything since the wheel was spum. Its been answered at least in double digits by now.
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

Rolling for kill them before they escape while wearing a kilt or some shit.
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>>523939
BRO FIST!
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>>523933
"Very well, come with us to talk to The King then, don't try anything funny and nobody gets hurt"
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>>523955
Lets go guys, they'll probably try to shoot us down if we run.
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>>523955
Let's use this chance to escape now.
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>>523955
Trust that merc
He's the best character.
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>>523955
I'll be surprised if the dragons don't accidentally squish a house or some human.
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>>523955
Alrighty then.
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>>523955
I admire your workmanship, it must of took ages to make such divine sculptures and buildings. Oh how marvelous!
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>>523955
NEVERMIND
we'll go with them
PEACEFULLY
I AGREE WITH THE OTHER MANLETS AND DRAGONS
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>>523958
>>523959
>>523964
Ya know, for the duration of this mini adventure, just roll 1d100 everytime you propose an action
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>523955
USE GUST TO BLOW DUST EVERYWHERE

GRAB THE GOBBOS AND FLY THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>523969
We go peacefully while visibly looking terrified
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>523968
>>523969
See? we all can agree on something.
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>523969
>>523955
Alright, we all agree to going with them for now since they're suspicious of our intent.
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>523969
The gobbos compliment the architect and tech stuff.
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>>523974
>>523976
>>523977
>>523978
Wow you guys suck at cooperating with dice.
>inb4 smite greg happens again
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IMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP HALP>>523969
this fuck is getting us killed!!
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>>523979
>>523969
fucking hell
imp inventor keeps getting the high rolls
someone promote this man
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>>523974
NO YOU FOOL
>>523979
You saved us
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>>523979
SAVED IT FAGGOTS.

I demands Nad The Kobbo becomes a general. Along with me becoming prime architect or whatever we call it.
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Rolled 3767, 367, 5426, 6336, 1852, 4105, 1487 = 23340 (7d9001)

>>523969
rolling is dice+1d100 in the options field in as u din no.
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>>523979
And so the party is marched through the streets towards the castle to meet the king.

On the way the manlets complimented the architecture while onlookers...look on at the strange sight
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>>523989

Wait is everyone rolling on this like a normal adventure or is just the lizardmen and manlets?
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>523989
So guard guy, what should we know about the king before we get there?
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>523989
We keep walking, we compliment how well crafted their armor is and how great their Kingdom looks
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>>523993
Only the dragons and manlets, as they're the ones doing it
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

Rolling for me become sultan/emperor of the elves.
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We need to grow a giant tree to use as a lookout post and see everything on the map. Then we can just watch mayhem ensue from our cozy forest.
>>
hey from where is this kingdom thing
sorry i'm one of simple mind
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>>524002
It's somewhere.
Probably right next to the barbarian camp.
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>>523514
>>523527
>>523945
>>524002
stop trolling
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>524000
Rolling for mega tree. Above 50 says yes.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>523989
Ask about the King were about to meet
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>>523996
"Pssst, looks like sombody's sucking up"

"More like sucking offf, pffffft"

"lel"

>>524002
Previous adventures
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>>523995
Indeed, is there a proper ediquit we should follow?
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>524016
Sorry, forgoto the rollo
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>524014
Can you tell us anything important that we need to do when talking with the king? While we keep walking
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>>524014
that right guard's eyes are killing me
>>
Also culture action: All elves are racist and think most people are subelf. Only a few are "honoray elves".
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>524014
Crack a joke about how sucking up is the only thing manlets do since they're at perfect dicksucking height when standing up
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>524014
>>524014
>>524022
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>524026
>>
>>524020
"people" includes manlets, orcs etc.
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>>524027
>>524014
sheit nigga
we cracking jokes now
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>>524027
Eyyy way to waste a roll
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>>524027
Dayum
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>>524027
>perfect 100
Found the elves?
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>>524034
>the elves were inside the kingdom the whole time
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>>524027
"Yeah, if you want them to suck your knees or something"

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"THe joke is that they're short"

Meanwhile manlets feel inadequate
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>524036
Smoothly change subject and ask about the King
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>524036
How much longer until we get to the king? Also how should we act around him?
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>>524036
>>524039
ayy, dragos
you're doing good on rolls
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>>524040
Call him an autistic weaboo and say his waifu a shit.
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>524036
"Comeback"
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>>524048
dude, what the fuck are you trying to do besides make an idiot of yourself?
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>>524054
i saw that coming....
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>>524054
Manlets can't into comebacks.
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>>524039
"Don't provoke him or he'll rip your head off, and that's not a metaphor"

"Just don't try anything that may imply you're not actually here for peace and you savages won't die"

"Talk with respect, know what Im sayin"

"And don't pull on his stache, he hates that"
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>>524064
OP will they have to roll to resist pulling his sweet stache?
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>524064
We love moustaches. One of us has some awesome Hitler moustache going.

Maybe we can find hobbies that we share
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>524064
Cut to us talking to the king
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Shit, I woke up too late, thread still going? What'd I miss?
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>524064
Ayy
We'll talk with the King respectfully of course.
Are we near the the King's throne room yet?
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>524064
Roll for pull his mustache.
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>>523460
Hey guys, we never got to identify the crap we found in the last thread.
>>
I liked it better when they were dead on the moon. Then it would be a new turn... and we could... you know... do stuff.
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>>524088
hey, its an adventure within an adventure
we don't complain when you humans go out hunting
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>>524083
We know.
It's just that we got this miniquest with the manlets and lizardmen talking to the man who will kill us all.
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>>524088
Yeah. No it's nothing but manlets getting high rolls and pictures of laughing guards.
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>>524076
You're there

"Alright savages, what do you want?" asked The King

>>524088
Just use this opportunity to mull over what will you do next turn
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>>524091
My hunts are done in 1 or 2 posts and no one argues and it takes maybe 15 minutes depending how fast op can draw at the time. This is silly billy territory
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>>524091
hunting is a couple of rolls
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>>524096
Now*

>>524091
The key difference is that this has been going on for almost an hour.
>>
>>524099
Who are you anon?
>>524096
I agree, Hippy.
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>>524098
>He doesn't want King Stuff
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>524097
We came here because your awesome moustache's reputation reached our ears and we wish to admire it in person
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Alright orcs, one of our actions should be to cart the loot and ore to the citadel.
For the other... hunt? Suggestions?
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>524097
We come in peace and want to talk about our great peoples standing with one another, Sir King.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>524097
There's some barbarians that are raising the undead and making life unpleasant for us. Could there be a way for you to take them out, my liege?
>>524104
oh shit nevermind this drago has it
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>>524105
Try to identify the loot on our own.
Hunt.
Alternatively
Hunt
Hunt
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>524097
"Sir King. I apologize for interrupting your grace. We are simple savages transported here via magical means. All we seek is to leave. I beg of thee your great and powerful lord that you allow us to exit your amazing lands."

STOP PUTTING US ON HIS LEVEL. HE WILL FUCKING HATE US FOR THAT.
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>>524109
Yes... lets inform the king about the barbarianswhile were here.
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>>524105
Make blood orc trees, by feeding trees blood magic
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>>524103
King takes your stuff, dummy
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>>524105
Yeah, I think Hunt's good, so we can finally get some of the bonuses Orc God is offering us. Like improved blood magic for one thing
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>>524114
>>524115
dragos, let imp inventor do the dialogue here
he'll keep us alive and inform the King about the barbarians
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>>524101
Hey at least we got a new king. But yeah hurry up ples I want to start a hemp farm.
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>>524104
"Oh yes, nice to see my facial reaches even the savages...that may have not come out right. Anyway, is that all you're here for? If so then you may leave, withouth bothering anyone, or else I'll have you executed. If not then then make it quick, this little mini adventure is getting on people's nerves"
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>>524125
lol barbarians
>>
>>524114
hurry up with that write in my nigga
>>
So what should do for next turn if it ever arrives? I think making Ent sized bows and teaching them how to use them is a good idea.
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>>524111
>>524116
>>524121
So
1. Cart meteor and loot to dragons/gobbos citadel
2. HUNT
With orc trees possibly next turn
All orcs good with this?
>>
hey humies how about we do hereditary monarchy
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>>524125
OP they seems to be standing and staring at the king.

Seems disrespectful.
>>524134
We don't need more combat yet I prefer tech and infrastructure.
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>524125
Aye, Great One. O Wise One, you should know that rumours are greatly exaggered. But, now that this Lowly One is in the presence of such almighty moustache, we are in such awe that we have no right to bear witness upon it any longer. The Supreme One's moustache exceeds even the formidable reputation it has gained and transcends the heavens itself.

Us lowly savages bear no privelege to view it any longer and as such, we must leave at once.

And this One may inform you that there exists human barbarians that worship Rocks and does not recognise your almighty moustache, we shall decimate them for their foolishness
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>524114
>>524125
if Imp Inventor doesn't reply
we go with this
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>>524134
An ent army would be neet but what about Culture action?
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>>524141
Any ideas in particular?
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>>524140
Cuz we have a god possessing our chief. Read your own team's page, goddamn.
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>>524150
what
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>>524149
Since we can work on magic still we should try to make projection magic project magic as tools and weapons.

And work on basic math.
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>>524143
"Barbarians? You mean that one band of savages that has skeletons in them?"

"I believe so, brother"

"We'll deal with them later then, you may leave, other savages"

Now all you need to do is leave without fucking anything up
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>>524138
yep, and since Humans go before us, we won't even suffer any leaving Orc-Debuffs too if they attack us so we can have One Punch Orc join the hunt.
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>>524149
Ban pants as culture action. MAKE bows for ents as regular.
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>>524151
Im just gonna label you as a troll and ignore further posts. Unless OP forces me to be nice to you.
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>>524155
And the Humans death clock start now
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>524155
We leave without doing anything in particular.
No one does anything stupid. We go back home
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>524155
Leave peacefully together with the guards that escorted us to get us safely out of the palace

Once out the doors, ask the guards for directions since the manlets are too dumb to draw maps
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>>524155
Don't now how they could mess that up.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>524155
Very well, we will leave. May good fortune and a long rule await you.

We leave without fucking up hopefully
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>524155
We leave. We also give a meeting place were we can trade with the King and talk to him. The meeting place is visible from the mountain and one gobbo will be permanently there.

"It was an honor meeting you your grace. I wish thee great harvests and peaceful days."
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>>524154
>>524157
I think it would be best that we make Ent sized bows for a normal action and for a culture continue to research magic like hippy said.
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>>524159
>A troll calling someone a troll
K E K
E
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>>524165
"Go thataway and you'll reach your mountains in no time."

"And yes, we know where you live"
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>>524180
oh fug
alright turn end
that was fun
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>>524173
Fine.

ent sized bows and projection magic

The bows can probably also used as ballistae.
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

Do my action on the way out?
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>524180
Thank the guards and crack one last joke about wondering how they know where thr gobs live considering they're so tiny they're like pieces of sand from far away
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>524189
The gobbos from a ball and punch the dragon in the arm playfully. AKA very very hard for them. One of them popped a vein.
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>>524177
Im actually very level headed. I banter and heckle like the rest of you. Aren't goblins closer relatives to trolls anyway? Go find a bridge to haunt, manlet.
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>>524189
"We have our ways" then the guard suddenly disappears.

Well time for turn 38, gimme your recaps
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>>524203
How have we never noticed those scouts in the trees?
>>524138
Have wanpanch on the hunt.
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>>524203
Orcs make trees into blood magic trees
And then hunt
Sorry guys I had to do this it's for our own good!
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>>524189
Alright so we gonna apply our enchantements to the citadel to get started on making it fly and what else?
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>>524203
Make bows for Ents that should allow us to shoot from farther away.

Make projection magic to let us project our magic as weapons and tools.
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Firsr action: Cooperate with goblins about enchanting the entire citadel with wind magic to levitate it

Second action: Have our Seer improve Gust to produce stronger winds

Agree? >>524216
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Right, go talk among yourselves for your turns.

I ahve to go buy lunch.
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>>524211
TRAITOR
>>524203
>>524138
1. Cart meteor and loot to dragons/gobbos citadel
2. HUNT
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Dragons. We need you to research flying runes. Use both actions to work with us to make flight.

Gobbos we need to make propellers. We need the citadel to fly.

I say we spend both actions on making the citadel fly.
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>>524211
lol ok, maybe it'll give extra defenses (not that it'll affect the Human fight since they go before us), but next turn we need to deal with the Ore and Loot situation.
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>>524220
Yeah this'll work and should be enough to get the flying citadel started up.
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>>524203
Humans make metal flaming swords for themselves, skellies and golems.

Humans then realized they have no idea where draggos and manlets come from. So they asked them about their location and any secrets they may know about their tribe(s)
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>>524228
>>524220
See

Were getting the fuck out of this area
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>>524228
That's effort, Imp.
We need to pray for more pop and magic.
We should do some culture actions to emulate the tech we saw in the Kingdom. We need to get wigs too so we can get a sweet mustache like the King has.
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>>524227
How dare you, I was one of the founding orcs! I made you!
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>>524232
Link it. I'm going to sleep so you're the only dragon around. Try to avoid any actions with rolls so go culture-culture
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>>524238
no way. We need to fly. Like right now.

Gobbos vote. Do we fly or do what the king kobbo wants?
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>>524244
Flying is super advanced.
We don't even know how to make propellers or such. We're trying to lift a fucking mountain into the air.
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>>524246
4 actions spent on it. 2 of them from a FLYING RACE. We can try. Even if it takes 2 turns we should do it.
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>>524241
True orcs don't try to sneak in an action
Do you not want Nippon steel? >>523582
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>>524203
First action: Have our Seer improve Gust to produce stronger winds

Second Action: Work on enchanting the citadel with wind magic to make it fly using gobbo help also if they join in.
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>>524250
We don't have enough manpower to do that even with all the Manlets and Dragons working on it. We have to stick to our basics and pray to the Kobbo god for buffs/pop. Wasting it on an experimental flying mountain is not basic.
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>>524258
You guys could just make big pylons to enhance our magic while were doing the actual magics
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>>524251
I'd be happy with a giant machete made out of meteorite.
Actually I want to HUNTHUNTHUNTHUNTHUNTHUNTHUNT get all them sweet blessings and then get some long overdue revenge.
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>>524218
Does that count as cultre though? I gues a better way to prase it would be make progres In elf religon(improves magic spells etc.)
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>>524102
This must be the 3rd time you asked
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>>524269
Magic stuff counts as culture.
So said OP.
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>>524258
Of course we will have enough. It is 3 actions to it. Plus they are using magic. I see no reason why we can not. We have the wind magic. We can just make sails or helicopter blades and use wind magic to propell them. That's not even considering the flight runes.
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>>524262
>>524262
>implying you can do anything useful beside breath fire and call it "magic"
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>>524273
We've got zap magic, not wind magic. To even get wind magic, we need to pray to Kobbo God.
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>>524270
Dont recall you answering. Or fixing your tag.
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>>524267
>get all them sweet blessings and then get some long overdue revenge.
>>523267
>Humans: +82
+230 for their other bonuses.
That puts them at +312
Without Orc God wants Blood, we have +195 offensively.
We literally cannot win an offensive strike against the humans.
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>>524278
Why do you think I said hunt so many times?
We're gonna need a lot of blessings to beat bullshit.
Alternatively it's to fuck them over when they attack again.
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>>524275
WE ARE WORKING WITH THE DRAGONS. THEY HAVE WIND MAGIC YOU DENSE FUCK. I JUST SAID WE BECAUSE WE ARE BASICALLY THE SAME FACTION BECAUSE WE ARE SUCH BROS. (subtle brofist to dragons)
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>>524284
Then that's all the more reason to get some nippon steel asap
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If we imbue the forest with blood magic we can control it, plus we can make entorcs and use the magical wood of it's trees.
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>>524277
A lurker. No need to get a tag
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>>524286
Just because we live together doesn't mean we have to bow down and serve them. Are you sure you don't have the mind of a dragon?
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>>524295
Okay. I am done with you. You are just so autistic. Have a good day sir. and may the odds be ever in your favor.
>>524203
Double action to use our tech with the dragons magic to make the citadel fly.
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>>524289
but who knows what the blood offering could do for the forest? It may become an Orc Forest that could possibly hinder the humans some more.
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ha op create separatist factions
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>>524300
>Call his teammate autistic for not doing a thing you want
>Then links a turn with no input against your teams wishes
Truly I think I know whos the autistic one here.
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Fellow elves, should we ally with orcs or humans?
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3 more turns. 3 more turns until the Smiling One wakes up and we can speak to our good again. Anyone else think we should make giant turtles in the mean time?
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I reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreallyreally want entorcs.
We should connect with the forest and hunt.
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>>524309
It's probably one of those who pushed for the bastardization of the manlets
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>>524309
Yiiikess....
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>>524313
Why don't we connect with the forest and cart the stuff to the citadel?
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>>524312
Can ents ride giant turtles? We could get a Mongolian hourse archer type thing going.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

Rolling for calming down the gobbos.
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>>524203
Vouching for this, >>524211. As much as Nippon Steel is cool. I'd like to at least see that this forest become the Orc's base of operations first to withstand further attacks and I feel like infusing it with OUR blood is the way to go. Plus, manlets take last action so if they haven't arrived yet when we go there we would have just wasted a turn.
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>>524311
I assume you're new and unfamiliar. The Humans hate us and we've been at war with them since almost the beginning. The Orcs on the other hand are pretty decent but we let them stay in our forest one time and they crippled us right before a barbarian attack which destroyed the old forest. Humans are our sworn enemies and Orcs majorly screwed us up one time.

>>524321
We have to make giant turtles to find that out. I just got the idea since we keep on getting called out for turtling.
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>>524320
Because we get permanent +10 bonuses with each succesful hunt
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>>524203
>>524300
>>524309
Damn, sick burn.
I really don't think we should be wasting our turn on making a mountain fly. We're still in the bronze era and I know there was nothing that could fly besides birds and the dragons we have now. If we keep wasting our actions on experimental stuff, we'll never get as many bonuses or magic to use against the other civs. Right now, we're probably the second weakest after the Elves.

I propose we go trade with the Orks so we can get meteor metal and extra wood for siege weapons like the ballista.
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>>524320
I like both. Hunting will buff us up and trading with gobbos will give us tech. I'll let you guys decide.
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>>524331
We don't even have to succeed.
As long as we get in a fight it goes up.
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Alright, just got back, whatsahappening now?
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>>524320
>>524339
Orcs, I might have to make an action as a Tyrant and veto Imp Inventor's actions so we can trade with you this turn and make us weapons like those weeb katanas you were asking for.
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>>524345
>>524327
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>>524331
>>524313
>>524241
1. Trade with citadel
2. Infuse Trees
3. Hunt

Alright we'll vote.
List the three options in your order of preference.
Whichever option has the least #1 spots, we eliminate, and reorder the votes. Repeat until we have our turn.
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>>524309
I'm the only other gobbo here. (as far as I know) So I am going to link my vote.
>>524332
The Dragons are working on making the citadel fly. Why shouldn't we help them?
>second weakest
We have a +105 hometurf bonus. We have the most tech out of all the races and have our own personal bodyguards.
>I propose we go trade with the Orks so we can get meteor metal and extra wood for siege weapons like the ballista.
I thought you wanted to pray to kobbo god (>>524258)
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>>524349
>Implying the caravan will arrive in one turn
You got time
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>>524345
>>524218
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>>524355
>boner for alternative vote
>realize that since we only eliminate once, this is just normal voting
>feel stupid
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>>524345
Culture: Research magics.
Normal: Make giant turtles.
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>>524355
3.
2.
1.

We don't really know how long those weapons would take to get here and I feel much more better if on our next turn the Forest is already Orcified.
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>>524345
Gobbos are fighting each other. Orcs are discussing what are they going to do next turn. Elves hate us. Humans are probably planning to attack us. Dragons are... dunno.
>>524355
Don't count me in unless you need to untie.
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Just a side-note. The humies have an EXTREMELY large bonus to fighting. So flying and making it impossible for them to attack is us pretty important.
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>>524357
>>524356
If they're not arriving this turn, we're praying to Kobbo God for either more population, more magic or to bless the King with bonuses like the Dragons did with their avatar.

Our tech shouldn't be making a flying mountain, the logistics of it take way MORE than 39 manlets. Its like trying to make a Pyramid with the weakest salves of the bunch.

Trading with the Orcs is a plan that benefits us and the Orcs since its meteor metal and we'll both get new weapons and armor.

>>524371
>Fighting
They can hit us with meteors from space
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>>524371
What about bows,magics,etc?
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>>524371
We also have slings, slingshots and fire spikey rock ammo.

Also bows we are researching soon.
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>>524374
Don't worry kobbos we'll get around to nullifying their magic.

Unless the kingdom steamrolls them first.
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>>524371
We just plan on if attacked so we dont have to deal with the humies anymore.
>>524374
Just do whatever gobbos, we'll work on all this magic stuff on our own. Also we should be able to evade a large meteor once we get this done as they cant change course midflight.
>>524384
You'd be shooting a stone ass thats shielded with magic.
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>>524387
With bonuses that might not carr about that.
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>>524387
>Ass
*Mass* I typed too fast.
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>>524374
you seem to misjudge something. You think OP has logic in this quest. This is lolrandom not 2serious4me. It is pretty likely OP will let us. As long as our flight involves dicks.

>>524376
Dragons should be able to shoot down the meteors. Or if the citadel is fast enough just dodge it.

>>524384
We are going to be way way way high up. So far you can not see us.

>>524386
>nullify magic
This is why I want a hybrid. So that if one fails the other will keep it running long enough to land .
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Flying citadel probably won't work and results in the deaths of hundreds

Maybe
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>>524387
Also forgot to put the word *Leaving* right before the words *if attacked*
>>524404
Maybe
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>>524398
Have fun not breathing, god shooting you down or accidentally going into space and dying.
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>>524398
>>524404
Please stick to the basics, let the dragons do their own thing. We are not that advanced nor do we have the population to finish this in two turns.
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>>524365
>>524355
Alright, if there are no other votes, then the two options which did receive a #1 spot, Trade with Citadel and Hunt, will be our move.
Are we in agreement?
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>>524404
I will make a paragraph long rap about you being awesome and flight if you allow us to get a flying citadel this turn.

>>524410
I have never heard that pop affected research speed. Ever.

It's not that hard. Just do what shield from marvel did and put helipads on the sides.
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>>524415
If you get to us within one turn, which I think will happen. We'll make armor and weapons in the same turn and you can return back home wearing your new armor.
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>>524417
You use helipads to land, stupid imp.
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>>524417
Its not that its research speed, we're trying to lift a mountain in the air. No matter how much research we put into it, we're lifting a millions tons of rock and copper.
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>>524420
In exchange for what?

>>524425
AND THE HUMANS CAN RAISE THE DEAD. THERE IS NO LOGIC HERE.
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>>524415
yeah sure, that'd be fine.
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>>524425
>>524428
Necromancy

Also, we'd be advancing from the copper age to whatever is hidden in the meteor metals
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>>524428
A bunch of bones walking around is lot easier than making awhole mountain fly.
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>>524425
Why don't you just have the dragons use magic?

Sounds convenient.
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>>524415
The faster we send the caravan the sooner we can stop worrying about it.
Also blood for the blood god and all that.
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