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Oh shit nigger(s) it's a /qst/ civ thing.

5 tribes inhabits a nondescript generic fantasy land: the human barbarians, the orc nomads, the treehugging elves, the cave dwelling goblins and the greedy dragons.
Each tribe gets up to 8 players to guide them through the tribal era and hopefully not die while advancing their culture, technology n shit.

Just give yourself a name to identify which tribe you belong to. Ex: "Elf Faggot"

Each tribe gets 2 actions. The first action can be a regular action (ex: scouting), a cultural action (ex: declare pants are gay) or a tech action (ex: sharpen sticks to make spears). The second action is an extra that differs for each tribe. Humans and Orcs gets an extra regular action, Elves and Dragons gets an extra cultural one while Goblins get an extra tech.

After consulting with your team members, reply to my post with your turn.

Currently, Turn 26 has started and no recap for each tribe has been made

Last thread >>491577

Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
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>>503132
Ayyyyy
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AYY GOBBOS
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>>503132
Filth E. Hippy representin'!
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So, Holy Aura and exploring the mountain range?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

Im here.
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As always, here be ye olde shitty map

Reply to this post with your team's recaps
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>>503143
Yeah lets do that, make sure to mention the messia is leading the scouting party.
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>>503146
Tech: Research bronzeworking by combining and tin. We'll be moving onto the next era with this tech and have bronze equipment.
Culture: Let's setup a government, it'll be an Elective Monarchy. The King rules for life but any Gobbo has a chance of becoming King cause we're all equal down here.
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>>503151
woops, combine *copper and tin
>>503146
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>>503132
Wait...
Is that psychoelf?

Oh God he's taking over the pictures!
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>>503142
What do you say about praying for bigger birds and making composite bows?
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>>503157
Yes let's do that.

But not bigger birds

Pray for them to be able to size change from normal to mountable size.
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>>503143
>>503147

Sounds good to me
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>>503146
Just going to link it then

Culture: Have the messia develop a holy aura that buffs nearby dragons and protects

Action: Have the messia lead a scouting party into the mountain range
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>>503144
Yo hats:
1) Hunt grind until meteor spell
2) what? agriculture, cattle, and forage to bolster food supply? or raids and ambushes on trade routes They are attempting to destroy us before they start trading....Maybe something else?
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>>503163
Good idea
>>503132
Elf turn:
Regular: create better bows (composite bows)
Cultural: pray so that every bird telepathically linked to an elf can change from its normal size to a "mountable" size.
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>>503146
Skelebros man the slingshot and fire flaming spiked boulders at any race using the trade routes made (ie: orcs since they are the only ones that started it) followed by humans with firefists and spears to finish them off and steal their shit.

2nd action: war chief makes a band of humans and skeletons to hunt fierce beasts for food and skulls. They aim to collect as many skullsbas possible from battle to please Brock.
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Am I the only experiencing problems with 4chins?
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>>503151
Sounds bueno
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where the orcs at?
we need their recap
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>>503174

Nah, getting some here too
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>>503169
Oh. I used our recap from ourblast thread. I thought all 3 of us agreed.

But yea. We are gonna grind for Meteor spell and steal stuff.
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>>503174
OP is having problems too. He's trying to reset his router.
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>>503181
They might try to meta the raid
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>>503184

Let him know it was 4chan

Seems to be clearing up now
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>>503181
>>503184
4chins stuttering here too
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>>503188
Balls

Balls, I say
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>>503194
Why is psychoelf invading the main photo?
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>>503185

No magic > fire fist > meteor spell

Seems like even if you get it your mages would fail to understand the intricacies of such a spell until they were more well versed in the magical arts.
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>>503196
Psychoelf invades everything, like your butt
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>>503196
Naaah, that's not PsychoElf, he's right... Oh shit, HE RAN OFF AGAIN!
>>503200
ESPECIALLY your butt
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>>503199
Meteor. King of rocks.
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>>503199
Shhh, let them waste their turns.
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>>503188
4chinks seemed to have had a hiccup for a couple minutes there
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>>503205
Ah of course

Hiroshimoot is selling our info again
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>>503200
OP it's turn 26 does this mean winter is now over?
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>>503203

Throwing rocks > commanding large fiery rocks from space

Still seems like a jump no matter how you spin it
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>>503208
So is hanging over a dragon over to a god and getting her pregnant with half god baby
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>>503208
>inb4 it burns in the atmosphere before hitting ground like 90% of all meteors
Top kek if that happens
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>>503206
That chink jew.
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>>503210

I'm not understanding how those are related.

You also got a favor from your God if i'm not mistaken.
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>>503207
Yes, I'll announce it in the recaps
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>>503212

Ha, that would be great.
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>>503216
Just saying. Leaps can happen
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>>503210
Well to be fair our god is a total jew and if we want anything we have to become poor. We got jesus by appealing to him with free sex. That and no god bonus.
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Who are we waiting on, Orcs and Elves?

Are there even any orcs here at the moment?

>>503222

I don't understand how that's a leap?
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>>503224
We already gave our recap.
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>>503224
No orcs
>>503171
but elves linked their post to the OP when they should've linked it to this post
>>503146
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>>503226

Oh, sorry I just missed it.
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humans what is our action=
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>>503146

>>503171
Recap here OP.
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>>503224
We already posted our recap. Only orcs left, but there aren't any
>>503227
You're right, my green nigga. I didn't see that
>>503146
Elf turn:
Regular: create better bows (composite bows)
Cultural: pray so that every bird telepathically linked to an elf can change from its normal size to a "mountable" size.
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>>503223
we appeal to our god with death, a 100 or more sacrifice in his name should get us also our mage have a direst connection to Brock through a skull (Brock's champion), so not much of a leap actually.
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>>503230
recap here
>>503173
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>orcs afk yet again
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>>503242
Shhh they're thinking REALLY hard for their turn
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>>503242
someone take over the dorcs for the greater good?
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Poor orcs

Maybe a lurker will join or something.
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>>503239
the turtling era is over I see?
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>>503248
Alright, who's here willing to take one for the team
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>>503250
winter is about to end, and Brock is a demanding god, we need to get offensive.
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>>503256

This was Blacroc Clansmans last post about what the orcs had planned. >>500583


He said something about missed yesterday but didn't say anything about today. Maybe he will show up
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>>503260
Maybe, for now we'll wait a bit

If no orcs show up then I'll just have to pick randomly from that list to be the orcs' turn
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>>503263
Let Dice God pick and roll a 2d11
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>>503267
But dice god is an asshole
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>>503268

dice god would have to choose from a list he made though. Can't get fucked to bad.
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>>503260
Watchtower and bow training would work well together, moreover understandint the principles of bow-ology along with having a blueprint would make it easy to create working replicas in the next turns.
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>>503263
Just have them train in orc-fu some more.
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>>503273
You! Join the orcs pls
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>>503273
>>503275
oh shit the lurkers are out
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>>503273
>>503275
Yeah, what the cannibal hippie said. Join da orcs
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>>503278
>>503282
Civ threads aren't really my thing.
But NaP is still one of the best quest guys I follow
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>>503283

Maybe just for a bit until Blacroc or another orc shows up?

We are just waiting on orcs atm
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>>503276
If you insist, tho being European means I rather won't be able to be here until the day's part is over.

As I said.
>>503273
Seems like a logical action.
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>>503273
>>503146
>>503289
ALRIGHT THOSE ARE THE ORC ACTIONS
GET THIS TURN MOVING
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>>503283
That warms my cholesterol filled heart
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>>503289
I'm European too, and that dosen't hinder me from playing the whole time. Anyway, do whatever you feel like.
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>>503289
The current time is perfect for me since I have literally nothing to do from 6pm onwards
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So much time in finding the color of bronze
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>>503289
I'm from the middle east, NaP civ is the thing that make me forget how fucked is the entire region.
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>>503328
Holy shit you have it rough, which country?
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>>503328
Woah, this got dark all of a sudden
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Barbarians have set up to attack any passing trading caravans. Currently there's only an orc one so they're shooting at that.

Humans and Orcs, roll 1d100 ro see if the humans hit their mark or not

Bonuses:
Humans: Rockology +2; flaming spiky rocks +8
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>>503328
And here I am, complaining about having to get up early and earning dogshit, just as most everyone here in Eastern Europe...
Best of luck mate, there's no denying your region leaves a lot to be desired, but here's hoping that you can get the best of it in the future.
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>>503342
roll "dice+1d100" in the options field
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And now it seems it's the humans' turn to be afk
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>503333
Here goes nothing
>>503344
Forgot about the +
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>>503348
wuh oh
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>>503352
Inb4 humans go afk and orcs survive
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>>503352
>orcs will win purely because the humans are AFK
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>503333
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>>503358
oh fug
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>>503354
>>503356
I wish

>>503358
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The other lurker should roll for orcs
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>>503329
The great Iraq
>>503330
Nah, it's my silver lining
>>503337
Thanks, Here's hoping this drekfest get slightly better.
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>503333
>>503362
Fine jeez
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>>503370
>>503360
DAMN SON
THE ORC LURKERS WON?
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

rollinh
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>>503370

Good stuff
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>>503370
OH SHIET
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>>503370
The orcs are just going to toss that rock right back at the barbarians
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>>503330
Your game is my happy place, thank you.
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>>503370
>>503358
A particularly alert orc saw the incoming projectile and told his tribesmen to dodge. And so they did.

No casualties. Do humans want to pursue?

>>503384
PLease, my heart can't take all this burning
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>>503388
Pursue.
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>>503388
pursue
whatever that means
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>>503400
It means attack senpai
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I'm here. What are we doing?
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>>503405
we attacked you, but you escaped with no causalities, now we Pursue the escaping orcs.
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>>503405

He lives!

You're caravan is getting ambushed by humans at the moment. A lurker orc made 2 choices from the list you post for your actions for this turn.>>503273
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>>503404
thnx midduru easuturun rockuru-chan
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>>503408
I'm fine with that then.
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>>503410
Please never do that again
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>>503397
>>503400
It means run up to them and engage in direct combat.

The EVIL and VILLAINOUS HUMAN BARBARIANS and their SKELETON BRETHREN did not let up and ran up to the ORCS, hoping to kill them.

ORCS and HUMANS roll 1d100

Bonuses:
Humans: Brock's favour +45; Rock armor +5; Fire bone fists +10; Arena Training +10; Necro Powers +20; Undead Bone structure +10; Flaming Rock Hard Boner Spears +15

Orcs: Big guys: +5; Wood Bone Mud armor: +15; Orc God wants blood: +10, Boar mounts: +6; Super Boar: +2; Bone weapons +5; Fire Bone Spears +5 ; Blood Buff +12; Berserk +5; Orc fu +10; Hotblooded +10; Pumped up from evading death from above +10
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>>503410
Don't go webbo or psychotic yandere elf will..... do I have to explain?
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>>503418
looks like the orcs will have to win by 20
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>503418
By Brock's skull, CHAAAAARGE!!!
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>503418
I haven't rolled in a while. Let's see how this goes.
>>503415
Forgot name.

I wonder, how have we got this far with no stone tools? What have we been using?
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>503418
Big numbers big numbers.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>503418
By the power of Orc-fu, I HAVE THE POWER!
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>>503427
>>503424
OH SHIT ORCS
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>>503426
Smashing things with your bare hands and sharpening and cutting things with your tusks
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>>503427
Our lord an saviour. Hence the name.
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>>503427
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, EMERGENCY ORC SAVES THE DAY AGAIN!
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>>503427
FUG
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>>503433
If senpai doesn't roll soon this battle willbelong to the orcs

Or it still will even if a roll is made, 50/50
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>>503427
The hero we need
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>>503410
Senpai pls roll or we are mangledd by orcs.
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>no more rolls
that's a mangling
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Never ever barbarians
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>>503450
hue hue hue *rubs hands omniously*
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

dd
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Eeyup, weeaboo is afk
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>>503457
gg
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>>503458
no this his roll
>>503457


still fucked though
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>>503458
I guess I will change my name then...
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>>503457
Thats a mangling.
>>503458
Since orcs live by us somewhat if their camp gets attacked would we be able to see it?
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>>503467
I suppose you could if you are patroling the area, flying or have a watch tower.
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The orcs were too fierce! The barbarians are defeated.

barbarians, now roll 1d100 to see if your skeleton troops can reform themselves and escape

>50 to succeed, >80 to raise the dead humans into skeletons

>>503467
If you bothered to put a lookout out, then yes
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I'm here. What's the plan my fellow Elves?
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>503474
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>>503476
For now, we're making composite bows and praying so that our birds get the ability to turn into big "mountable" birds.
And i have a funky idea for next turn
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>>503481
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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>>503482
What might that be?
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>503474
rolllinh
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>>503489
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>>503489
ruh roh
soon the barbarians will be just the undead civ with no humans left
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>>503492
It will be nothing more then an undead horde led by a cabal of Necromancers in the shape of the actual players in due time.
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>>503487
Basically, i want to make all the elves more beast-like. Right now i feel they are just regular xenophobic "protect the forest at all costs" hippies with tons of magic, and i would like something different.
and maybe that will give us some chance in surviving an attack against anything. Even the manlets have more offensive bonuses than us.
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>>503496
Their arch enemies will be the dragon paladins lead by the messia.
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>>503489
While defeated, the barbarians were able to use theur necromancy to raise the dead humans and reform the skeletons to escape.

No real casualties happened. Unless you count the barbarians' human forms
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>>503497
I don't know. What if we all turn into furries?
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>>503489
I love you so much right now it's kinda gay
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>>503502
Well they are much much more vulnerable to holy now.
Hint hint
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>>503502
Can we have a counter on how many are actual humans and undead in the barbarian pop?

Also, can dead humans still raise skeletons and use necromancy?
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>>503511
dragons don't know.
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>>503503
Well, while lurking /tg/ i found this description made by a player, describing these pretty hideous elves with animal traits, but no fur (they actually had really short hair, or were just plainly bald), and that gave me this idea.
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We should ask our god what does it think about the undead. If it doesn't like it, then we could ask for it's blessing or power to smite them.
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Welp. Im waiting in an emergency room for a family member ... and my tribe is fucked up. Shitty day all around i say.
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AND NOW, BARBARIAN'S EXCELLENT ANIMAL CRUELTY ADVENTURE PART 2

Barbs, roll 1d100 to find fierce beasts to fight

80-100: fierce beasts
50-79: fiercer beasts
30-49: very fierce beasts
10-29: extremely fierce beasts
1-9: the fiercest beasts

>>503514
All skeletons who join the barbarian tribe gains its powers

So yes.

>>503521
Woah shit
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>>503521

You had 1 lose in battle, its not the end of the world.

We lost half our population for someone trying to roll twice. All adversity can be overcome
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>>503521
Bro, is it something serious? hope they become alright.
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>>503517
We know undead exist and jesus is already ready with holy spells. Odds are he'll be in our next encounter with eachother just saying.
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>>503521
I hope your relative gets well, anon.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>503522
Rollin' for good health and not zombifying my brothers. Again. No hate though.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>503522
roolwing
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>503522
the third is the charm
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>>503522
Why do I feel like 1-9 and 'fiercest beasts' is just a thinly veiled description of dragons?
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>>503522
But what if the humans want to increase their population the old fashioned way. If they have 8 alive humans then they can only make four more maximum. They're population will eventually whittle down if they're all just skeletons.
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>>503524
Nigger, we only lost one dragon and not half.
We lost half our pop from winter
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>>503528
you rock, and
>>503531 I should stop rolling so shittily
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>>503522
>>503525
>>503527
Thanks guys. Means a lot.
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>>503533
Then they'll just have to deal with that in someway, don't they.

Like praying for babies. Or kidnapping women from other tribes.

Or embracing the dark powers and converting all living things in the land into skeletons
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>>503541
i like the last one...a lot
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>>503541
Okay. It's just that right now they seem kind of gay. There's only like 8 of them actually alive now.
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>>503528
And the humans found Giant Lizards. Possibly a distant counsin to the dragons or their possible ancestors, probably. Or maybe I'm just bullshitting.
Anyway, roll 1d100 to see how many lizards you found

>>503532
I cannot confirm nor deny that
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>503550
Praise Brock
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>503550
may rocks be with my roll
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>503547
No, no, bad, this is why we are called evil
>>503550
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>>503554
>>503556
>:(
There are numbers higher than 30 guys
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>>503561
I apologize, I'll go punch myself in the corner.
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>>503553
And now roll to murder this innocent violent creatures

Number to beat: Lizard count 51 + fierceness factor 5 = 56

Bonuses: Brock's favour +45, Chief's Power +30, Rock armor +5; Flaming Rock Hard Boner Spears +15

Literally impossible to lose
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>>503550
bad lisard
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>>503569
why not just make it an automatic win instead of having the humans roll, OP?
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>503569
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>>503569


If any of you roll a 1... even me... i will kill
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>503569
Lol. Even an Elf couldn't screw up in killing these peaceful animals of nature.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>503569


>>503580
I almost raged
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>>503569
Its been 2 hours and were barely at the end of the barbarians turn. Like holy shit why did you guys have to do 2 separate actions that needed rolling more than 2 times.
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>>503580
How is it possible to roll a one-faced dice?
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>>503576
Because I like seeing bold numbers

And there's a procedure to these thigns
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>>503584
In real life I could only see it happening by actually putting the die onto the surface of a table or something.
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While losing a battle, the humans had a succesful hunt and got 51 lizard skulls
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The Elves developed Composite Bows by utilizing other materials they could find in the forest and prayed to their god so that their bird companions can turn big enough for them to mount.

Elves mount birds. While holding wood.
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The orcs built a watchtower and trained with the bows the elves have given them.

A bit small for their hands, they thought.
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>>503594
Now we're almost ready to show the humans how we really go down!
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The gobbos made bronze and have officially moved into the bronze age.

They also got a form of government. A goblin is elected king, when that goblin dies a new election will take place.

Let's hope the reign of King Manlet I goes smoothly
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>>503602
OH FUCK WE'RE IN COLOR NOW
YEAH GOBBOS
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>>503602
FUCK YES WE COLOR NOW
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The Dragon Messiah again tapped into his inner holy powers and developed the Holy Aura. Whenever this is active he gives other dragons near him a boost in combat
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AND NOW, Dragon Messiah leads an expidition into the unexplored mountains

dragons, roll 1d100

0-9: terrible encounter
10-59: bad encounter
60-79: jackshit
80-89: okay encounter
90-100: good encounter

Bonus: Dragon Saviour +50
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>503620
Rolling for something cool.

Also dragons for next turn can we finally give the gobbos their bows so we can get our armor since they now have bronze?
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>503620
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>>503627
>>503620
DAMN SON
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>>503626
Jack. Shit.
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>>503626
Dragons, we'll do a tech action to make you dragons full body armor, but I think our culture action should be worshiping the messiah, and I think that's what your culture action should be too by giving a sermon to us gobbos.
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>>503626

Thats cool with me.

What would our other option be?

At some point I think we need to learn heal and have jesus dragon learn how to turn water into wine, then we add wine to our bbq/orgy night.

>>503630

I'm down for waiting for this, also cool with the worshipping dragon messiah/him starting to give weekly sermons on the mount
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>>503630
This sounds interesting, we could have the seers apprentice deliver the word of the messia as culture.
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>>503627
The dragons found an acient treasure stash of some lost civilization and added it to their hoards.

The messiah did not partake in the festivities, saying that material wealth is fleeting and unimportant
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>>503634
Well since you seem to agree lets get our armor and give them their bows then, as for our second thing we should have the new seer deliver sermons so the messia can grow even stronger with prayer.
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>>503640

The gobbos suggested waiting and they would do a tech action to make us full bronze body armor.

Instead we should either learn heal or learn water to wine.

I'm good with the sermons idea.
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>>503634
Here's my suggestions

Have Dragon Jesus infuse all equipment with Holy energy in order to give our weapons Holy attribute

Establish a sentry to fly around the moutains at all times. They work in shifts, one in the morning and one all night in order to look out for threats and human activity
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>>503646
Additionally, we can talk to Dragon God about something with our new wealth.

I'm thinking of giving Messiah Divine Equipment
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>>503646

I like both these ideas.

We need to get a list of ideas we like going and choose which two are best for each round.

Next round one action will be to trade for body armor.

Seems we agree on sermons this round to bolster the gobbos action and hopefully the messiah.
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Hey, gobbos, I have an idea, what if we create/discover clay/bricks, that way we could build propper houses and maybe gain some pop
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AND NOW, turn 27. Winter's over, Spring has come, it's a new year and everybody's retarded.

Post your recaps here
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>>503650

Also a good idea.

Here is our list of things to do if we all agree:

Have Dragon Jesus infuse all equipment with Holy energy in order to give our weapons Holy attribute

Establish a sentry to fly around the moutains at all times. They work in shifts, one in the morning and one all night in order to look out for threats and human activity

Additionally, we can talk to Dragon God about something with our new wealth.I'm thinking of giving Messiah Divine Equipment

have jesus dragon learn how to turn water into wine, then we add wine to our bbq/orgy night.

Dragon jesus learn how to heal.
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>>503655
How about you guys make us bronze weapons?
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>>503644
Since they said they'll tech it that means we should be able to pick it up the same turn which is this one I believe as said by op long ago regarding our standing with them.
>>503646
I like making our gear divine but we really have very little gear aside from clubs and helmets. I still want to just give the goblins their bows already.
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For physical I say scout. For cultural I Think making it so that every Elf knows how to climb trees can be useful.
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>>503659
>>503656
Well, Dragons. We're gonna make full body bronze armor for you this turn now that our tech has improved since last time. We wanted bows for that, otherwise all the other tribes will have the advantage at range.
Our culture action was gonna be seeking out the Messiah and praying to him because he's mighty and because dragons are pretty cool dudes.
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>>503659

That's fine if OP allows it. Atleast we will be able to check it off the list of things to do.

So if we do armor from Gobs and sermons this turn then that leaves this list >>503657 we need to decide on for the next turns.

>>503656
>>503659

NaP, if the Gobs tech body armor for us this turn can we go ahead and trade for it with them this turn as well?
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>>503658
I was thinking that, but that way you guys can't use your magic
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>>503659
Body armor is pointless because bronze armor is inferior to our scales.

Until they get to iron we really only need helmets for protection against our weakpoints, the eyes, and weapons for longer reach in melee.

Have the gobs give us bronze equipment for their bows
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>>503578
>>503554
Connect with Brock and ask about Meteor? What else?
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>>503667
We are dragons. We can wield that shit with one arm, we can use magic with the other
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Any orcs around? What should we do? I think that we should develope stone tools and start building the road and outposts.
How is our caravan doing?
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>>503663
>Elves can't climb trees
>All elves live in tree houses

Wut?

Yes for scouting send our birds and psychoelf.

And cultural.

Have elves make magic arrows because flint arrows are shit.
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>>503665
Dragon armor'll take about 2 turns to complete because you guys are huge
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>>503672
Your magma and enhanced fire requires 2 hands
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>>503669
Its never been said anywhere metals like bronze were inferior to our scales.
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>>503671
give skulls for babies?
we need more humans :)
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>>503672
But no magma balls, bruh :c
Maybe, wait until we create crossbows. That way maybe you could enchant them with fiyah
Also, captcha
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>>503676
So once they finish it then we should just get in automatically correct? Assuming they measure us at the start and all that stuff.
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>>503678
Dragon Body +35
Bronze armor +10

Equip weapons and you can't use the combo magics like Magma Testicle

Something to consider
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>>503673

The caravan ran off the human attackers

>>503676

Thanks. Could you also let us know if bronze armor would be better than our scales or if we would just be wasting our time with it.

>>503669
>>503659

It looks like the armor won't be ready this turn.

Having the messiah give a sermon is one action. Which other action from the list do we want to do this turn?
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Also, stop scouting for a while, clearly NaP is reluctant to give us more bonuses from scouting and if we spam it, our +50 in scouting might get nerfed.

Also we can have instead of Dragon God giving Messiah some Divine level equipment, we can instead make it possible for the rest of the tribe to be able to use Holy Magic, although to lesser effect than a demigod by asking Dragon God
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>>503682
Sorry for taco-language BTW
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>>503680
We can only pray for 1 thing, but you gave me an idea
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>>503683
This turn for measuring, next turn for building, last turn for fitting it on
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>>503682
Do dragons even have enchanting magic?

They might have to culture that first.
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>>503663
I think all elves already know how to climb trees pretty well, since our houses are on trees.
>>503674
I support scouting with birds and psychoelf (mostly because i want to see him in action). I'll still suggest using our cultural action to make our elves more bestial. That way they'll be even more in tune with the forest and the animals that inhabit it. If anyone cares, the description i snatched is this:
>Physically, they were gaunt kind of things, mostly bald like humans, often times they tended to stand a head or so taller. They had the typical "human" range of skin tones, hair, and tended to have blue, brown, or yellow eyes. Those eyes would be round, as my GM described it, but that's about where the similarities ended. Elves had a projected sort of snout and large pointed ears. They were built to run on fours, but could stand with relative ease and had digitigrade legs. They had sharp claws, and a smile that could make an alligator happy. Their culture, as my GM worked it, was nothing like humans. The one elf we did have as a party member was a half-feral druid, who spoke in two or three word sentences. We couldn't even tell when he was half dead from exhaustion because of the culture shock.
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>>503674
Okay the part about magic arrows actually makes more sense. I was just thinking about climbing tree, ecspecially the divine one, in order to look across the map.
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>>503682
>>503677
We can have the weapons sheathed until we get downed and require melee.

We only use magma bombs as air bombardment anyway
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>>503691
They don't. If they use fire enchanting on the gobs all it would do is burn them to death
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>>503656
Ok, stone tools and start the road and outposts.
To any of my kin, we should by next turn start to get into cattle raising.
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>>503690
>>503683
>>503687
Well dragos, its your choice if you want armor or not. We've gotta build the citadel too and start doing our culture and laws like worshiping the Messiah.
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>>503691
I was thinking maybe put a mini-magma ball as a tip or something like that
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>>503686
Didn't WE made then run?
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>>503704
>Put fire on the tip of an arrow.
>Arrow made of wood and flint.

That doesn't sound smart m8
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>>503706
*them
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>>503673
I think we should develop bows that suit our species; I'm all behind starting to build the road.

Dragons, this is supposed to be a group project, is it not? How about you introduce your manlet slav... I mean friends to us and elves? Their tech would help our project greatly.
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>>503695
>>503686
We could double culture and try to turn our clubs into staffs to focuse our magic. Never mind on the armor, it'll take to long to make and the bonus isn't really worth it.
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>>503708
Actually scratch that

It's magma.

>That's even dumber


Only elves can enchant stuff and you don't know us.
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>>503711
Good idea. Tell that to the recap post and we're done.
On the other side, stone tools will let us make the road faster and the developing of bows easier.
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NaP is praying to Brock cultural or regular?
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Here's what I think we should do for this turn

Communicate with Dragon God using the new loot we got to give all of the dragons the ability to use Holy Magic

Establish the sentry to look out for any outside threats. If any threat is encountered, priority on fleeing to inform the others and never under any circumstances to engage unless it can really fuck them up
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>>503719
Culture
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>>503693
I actually want to make the elves into a magocracy and eventually set up a wizard academy where elves can train and make new magic.
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Heya bitches its i
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>>503724
Wait, can Messiah teach the other dragons Holy Magic or only him can use it cuz he's a demigod?
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>>503708
>Implying is made of wood and flint now that we have metals
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>>503720
Yeah I like the sentry idea so we'll know when our allys are being attacked and so we can bring the messias holy wrath to their defense.

Also thats a good idea to let other dragons use holy magic by offering what we found. But first we offer him 50% if it if he wants more we bump up to 70% then 100 so we dont get jewed to hard.
>>503729
I thinks its because he's a demigod and thus has godly power in him.
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>>503729
The latter
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>>503712

Yea, we don't really need the armor immediately

Maybe that could be part of what we ask for when we talk to our god about our new treasure.

>>503720

We need to use one action for dragon messiah to start giving sermons to help the gobbos action.

The other I could go any way with the options from this list. >>503657
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>>503727
I don't see why we can't have both things
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>>503732
>Implying metal can survive molten rock.
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>>503728
>>503704
Ayy, we've got Gobbos now.
What do you think about worshiping the Messiah since he's a cool dude?
We need a tech action too. But since the dragons don't need armor, we need to do something.
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>>503737
Also, can we do a jewroll with Dragon God in order to pay him less?
We gonna outjew the Original Jew
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>>503738
Actually what do you think about beginning to give sermons to gobbos about the messia and as a action we set up a lookout so we know when to help our allys as a turn?
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>>503656
Try developing stone tools.

Start working on the road.

Dragons, I know you don't know we want to know Gobos, but their tech would be useful in roadbuilding. Maybe introduce them to us and elves so that we can make an anti-undead alliance, at least for the time being.
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>>503743
Yeah, hes not a tall asshole, like his dad, and he dates his dad too...

I think ill pet him aswell *pet*
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>>503744
Try that and he eats the offending dragon
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Aight boys lemme at it

The messiah said greed is meh, lets elaborate on that. The dragons will congregate and dig deeper into what was said and try to understand and comprehend the messiah's words. (Philosophy)

Branching off from this should be a new system of governance where dragons will devote themselves on a path of specialization, to unlock the secrets of the world more effectively and coalesce into one great tub of knowledge. The messiah squires a special pharaoh status as well (Buddhist-Egyptian-Socratic hybrid of social structure and government)

Hopefully this knocks us into the classical/bronze age.
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>>503746

That's fine with me for this turn.

Next turn we make a deal with the jew god and pick one of the other actions off the list.
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>>503746
Let's wait until they finish our equipment.
Then we can give their bows, collect our equipment as well as making them worship the Dragon Messiah all in one turn.
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>>503743
If we get the bows from the dragons, we could develop crossbows, or maybe just clay bricks so we could build houses
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>>503749
>he dates his dad too.
>dates
woah hol up
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The elves also know enchantment. Enchantment in our hands is super op. Let's get that and apply it to the citadel if we can.
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>>503749
>dates his dad
Seriously I think it's more of a case of teenage rebelliousness
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>>503753
Alright so thats two for lookout and sermons.

>>503754
I want too but we kinda have to be there so they make armor that actually fits us so no armor yet for us sadly.
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>>503751

Hey salty, I like the ideas. Here is a list of other actions we have planned. >>503657

>>503754

They are going to start worshipping him this turn. We are just going to have him start giving sermons as well to hopefully boost their action and maybe dragon jesus.
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>>503756
>>503761

hates ok?
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>>503760
I don't think we have anything that the elves want to trade for enchantment
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>>503719
>>503724
I confused "praying" with "paying",and that made me thought of something (if you don't think it's too tedious, OP. And players.): Putting a resources stack for each tribe, and it will either increse (4x, by hunting) or decrease (4x, by constructing a building). To make it easier, it doesn't have to be divided in "wood", "food", "wealth", "workforce", etc., just a number that is affected by any factor; gathering wood increases the stack just like having farms. Am I making myself clear?
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>>503656
Alright, here's our actions.
Culture: Begin worshiping the Dragon Messiah. He's a cool dude, and the dragons have been alright to us for these past 27 turns. Since we're facing an undead threat too, his holy light will protect us even more. Praise the mighty one.
Tech: Let's get bows from the dragons at the cultural exchange center, since it only needs one civ, us or the dragons to initiate it, we'll take some crates of bows since the dragons can't use them.
Thank god to whoever came up with the tech exchange center.
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>>503767

I'm sure they would find one of our spells beneficial. We should be able to do it.
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>>503770
Your welcome, I got your back my man.
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>>503770
i think it was the frustrated manlet advisor
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>>503656
1st: Human tribe uses those skulls gathered and offers them as tribute to Brock. They wish to ask him what would be needed in order for him gift us the ability to cast Meteor and what they need to do for him to gift them an increased birthrate for the living population. Praise Brock and his brutal wisdom.

2nd: Using rocks, leftover bones and their tools they make cages to capture beasts large and small.
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>>503774
Nah, go back in the archives, ''twas me. Shameless ego boosting
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>>503769
I'm too lazy to write that iiin
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>>503777
cool, and with that I'm off to sleep, you'll probably fair better without my shit stained rolls, good night.
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>>503656
Send 3 elves (with one being psychoelf) out in different directions on their bird mounts to find stuff in the forests.


Elves realize their normal arrows are shit and make magic mana arrows.
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>>503783
I thought you left already! You were quiet and unresponsive. Like a rock.
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>>503656
Well this seems to have the most support

Culture: Begin giving sermons to gobbos and any interested dragons the word and will of the Messia

Action:Set up a lookout so we can see when us or an ally is being attacked so we can prepare to defend ourselves or get ready to aid our allys.
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>>503785
>inb4 only one elf comes back
>it's psychoelf
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>>503797
>Implying it could be any other elf.
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>>503803
You wanna throw hands bruh
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>>503785
This

>>503797
Only the strong may survive
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>>503809
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>>503809
I have no desire to die yet.
>>503814
I agree with this.
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>>503827
Not YET! But when you do, i'll be there for you.
>>503814
While we wait, what do you guys think about the elves's future? What should be our plans? Should we become dank mages? Bestial savages? Rangers?
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When are we forming a government?

We should form a Theocracy with Boss Dragon as the Pope who leads the tribe and Messiah as the Dragon Saint who protects the tribe.
I suggest we do this once the human threat is neutralised and for now we should focus on buffing ourselves.

Next turn we should use our newly found wealth to commune witb Dragon God to allow all Dragons the ability to use Holy Magic and I suggest we get Messiah to merge our laser eyebeams and Holy magic together to form Holy Lasers
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>>503847
Dank mages.

Next turn we could learn how to project swords and knives with magic.

To get around our smithing dilemma.
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>>503860
Nigger, combat mages are copyrighted and monopolised by dragons. Stick with your hippie nature magics and go Druids
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>>503847
In the grand scheme of things I see us as the more stereotypical Elf civilization. I kind of hope for Tolkien-esque high Elves. Also explore enough of the map that we have a base or colony overseas while barbarians are fucking dead, dragons infighting for gold, goblins doing more shrooms and orcs just being AFK.
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Humans prayed to Brock, asking for the exchange rate of skulls/blessings.

"Bring me 130 skulls gained in battle and I shall give you the power to call down flaming rocks from the sky. Give me your current 51 skulls and I shall give you more people, the choice is yours"

While the barbarians are contemplating this, the skeletons built cages.

So what do barbs choose? Save up or buy now?
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>>503858
I suggest we try to turn our clubs into staffs so we can use them and still be able to duel cast while they also make our magic stronger.
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>>503863
Since when do you even have any mages you stinking Jew lizard.
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>>503867
ow god what do?
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>>503867
how many new people?
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>>503867
Flaming rocks, yo
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>>503863
First come first serve

We already made enchantment soon we'll have weapon projection.

If you want it make it before us.
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>>503867
>>503874
inb4 humans choose to save up and they run out of actual humans
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>>503877
20

life is cheap
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>>503873
Literally every dragon uses battle magic, you high

>>503872
Good idea, our dragons are buff as fuck so we can just brute force our way to smacking anything and everything compared to a staff when held by other races. The main reason we use a weapon is get extra range in combat anyway
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>>503878
>>503886
yo 20 more people
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>>503863
Ayy m8, you're setting up too many copyrights for my liking. First mages, and now paladins too. Not cool, bro. We gon b bettar mages than you
>>503865
>>503860
I see, so we're taking a more Tolkien-esque route with more magic. We can make some nice things out of that, it's good
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>>503891
Okay fine. People. We will get people
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We should eradicate the humans before they get meteor spell.

Who's up for a crusade against evil necromacers?
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>>503891
>>503896
Is this your final decision?
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>>503902
yep
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>>503902
Will the exchange rate be the same the next worship?
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>>503900
I'm up for crusade if the other factions join in
>>503893
>>503882
>>503748
Wanna crusade against humans guys?
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>>503906
Ye
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>>503903
And the humans chose, population
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>>503909
First, let's build the roads so our troops can move and rally faster.
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>>503910
Then yes
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Elves enchanted their bows and arrows and sent an expidition lead by the smiling one into the deep woods

Elves, roll 1d100

0-9: terrible encounter
10-59: bad encounter
60-79: jackshit
80-89: okay encounter
90-100: good encounter

Bonus: The Smiling One +30
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>>503924
Pretty sure we need to do it now considering their total pop is now outnumbering the goblins and go with the intent of genocide.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>503932
His psychosis will guide us through the maelstorm
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>503932
OP I thought I said that we make magic mana arrows cause flint arrows are shit.
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>>503935
>>503924
>>503932
We really need to deal with the humans/undead now. They're gonna keep on growing.
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>>503938
Straight into the maelstorm
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hey bros can someone tl;dr humans in this part?
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>503932
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>>503942
>>503939
The other elves were smart enough to get us out, though
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>>503935
Oh, you're right. Shall we attack in next turn or set a meeting point for our armies and prepare ourselves...?
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>>503939
Ut's the same thing, I just don't want to write more because I'm a lazy asshole
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>>503945
>>503939
>>503938
So going to join the crusade so we can finally eradicate the humans?
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>>503943
Attacked some orcs, failed but turned the dead humans into skeletons. Hunted some lizards then used their skulls for sacrifice, gaining 20 people
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>>503951
Oh ok then.

>Bow bonus intensifies

>>503952
We can provide some elves on birds.

And maybe psychoelf
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>>503950
The best spot to meet would be the elven forest I feel then we march on humans from there if the elves join in.
>>503959
Alright then crusade it is to finally get rid of humans, shall we meet at the edge of your forest then march on humans from there?
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>>503952
We'll try to provide support either from the skies, or from the forest with flying dirt pillars
>>503959
DEFINITELY Psychoelf
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>>503958
OP is there a bonus when you outnumber someone?
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Are you down, elves?
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>>503966
We're down psychoelf will see you there

With a smile on his face.
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>>503961
Elves found a magical stones with runes etched onto it. Bringing this back will surely improve their magic.

Buuuut, they must roll 1d100 for the Smiling One to resist his psychosis

Needs to be >75 for success
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Here's the strategy:

Since literally no one, LITERALLY no one, knows about the manlets I suggest we have the the gobs sneak in to the human camp with their night vision and steal the Brock helm their chief uses and run to the forest.

Once they give chase and enter the forest, we ambush them and elves get their forest bonus
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It's drago Hitler I'll confirm later

Right so the eleven forest should be where we set defences to bombard and prevent them from retaliating, reason being is the river. We should mount the main assault on the orc side because it's flat land with no river.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>503970
I hope our drugs work as anti-psychosis medicine too
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>>503973
it's not a camp
we have walls...
and towers...
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>503970
And we're doomed.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>503970
It's only a rock. What can PsychoElf even do in this situation?
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>>503980
Gobs will find a way. I trust Dice God, if they fail well a few gobs won't matter since they repopulate like micr
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>>503984
You don't want to know what he will do
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>>503973
That wont work since I think the helmet is literally apart of the chief once he put it on.
>>503976
So have all the armys meet at the orc camp then thenarch on the humans from there?
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>>503989
What this guy said
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>>503987
Like mice*

>>503989
Ask OP if the helmet can be taken off.
We can try marching from 3 seperate directions to split them up and outnumber them
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>503970
Elf pride world wide!
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>>503989
No no no, the assault force musters from the orc side location, North of humies, rest of everyone holds the river defensively with ranged and arty.
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>>503998
>literally 2 off
Top kek
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>>503998
kek
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>>503992
OP can we lower the psychosis roll by researching anti crazy drugs?
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>503977
>>503981
>>503984
>>503998
Kek
Lolololololol

Enjoy killing yourselves
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>>503998
>>503977
>>503981
>>503984
>Elves in charge of not going psycho
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>>504001
Why are we splitting up our forces?
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>>503996
>>503989

So we've decided on attacking the humans?

We may want to delay that a turn or so and get healing for jesus dragon as well as letting the other races prepare a little.
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>>504007
Yes, but it'll ahve to be a good one
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>>504009
>Literal cannibals not going psycho
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hey humies let's punch some stuff
totally not mining
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>>504001
>>503996
>>504007
Alright guys lets do it like this, the orcs and gobbos supported by dragon air support march from the north while the elfs rain arrows on them from the west and use their bird things. How dies this sound?
>>504011
Nah we REALLY need to do it now before they amass more undead.
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>>504016
We are about to have a 4 on 1 race war
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>>504013

Can we use that drug we found while exploring.

The superior weed herb?.
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What if (plus the gobbos' ninja mission, that was a great idea) we flank them from all sides?
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>>504010
Attacking from one direction across a river is stupid and we can't fully utilize our numbers with a river blocking our side. It would be better if we had the extra dudes hold the river and bombard passively and maybe cross over when the enemy is tied up.
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The smiling one returns with the amgic stone. The elves who went with him mysteriously disappeared.

>>504024
THat's for recreational purposes, but sure.
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>>504021
so?
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To join a Civ i just need to have a name related to said Civ, right?
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>>504033
Yes
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>>504029
>>504027
Take a look at this idea>>504019
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>>504030
We only sent 2 other elves with him. He can't kill 5 of them.
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>>504030
What does the magic stone do?


In terms of stats and bonuses I mean.
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>>504042
He killed the ones at the front door. Lel
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>>504042
He just did
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>>504037
Then i'm joining the humans
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>>504042
The extra 3 are the ones who asked him where the others went
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Alright. We should spend a turn having an orgy to refill our ranks and a culture action to research a drug that can help with PsychoElf.
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>>504038
I like it.
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>>504051
welcum
and prepare for war, cause we are doing some 300's shit here
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>>504044
Your gives a +5 to your magic bonus.

Which is now 20
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>>504052
Oh, gotcha. It was their fault, no one in their right mind would ask him that.
>>504044
Well, i guess multiple orgies soon?
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>>504056
Aren't you going to join the crusade? We really need to take them out now.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>504052
Hahaha
>>504051
Welcome. Have a rock
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>>504066
I understand that eliminating the humans now would be preferable. However we just lost 5 of our people due to PsychoElf. The more Elves there and the more stable PsychoElf is the better.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>504067
Thanks, have one too
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The orcs developed stone tools (by smashing stones together until they resemble something that can be used) and used them to develop the roads (by smashing stone tools onto the rocks on the road until they resemble a flat road)
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>>504077
Yeah but your only role in this is fire support while the others are the ones closer in harms way. Were even gonna be closer than you guys.
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>>504066
I don't think we hobbos want to cooperate with other tall assholes
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I was also thinking about getting ready. But we have to deal with this post-haste
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>>504077
They can easily get another 20 in the next 2 turns by hunting fierce animals and getting atleast a roll of over 50.

We need to eradicate them now and it takes 2 turns to start the war. 1 turn to meet up and another to battle
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>>504084
less skulls for us then
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>>504084
Well if you guys want you can use your new bows from our backs so you dont have to interact with the tall people.
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>>504082
Very well. I suppose that our current numbers are acceptable considering the battle plan. I will not attempt to postpone the assault anymore.
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>>504092
>>504077
Perfect! Since it takes 2 turns to start the war, we can use the first turn to meet up with the others and research herbs for the psycho, and the second turn to start the war and have an orgy.
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>>504059
>>504080
>>503903
Okay boys. I say raised/reinforced rockwalls with lookout platforms as an action is a must. What about a second action?
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>>504096
Sounds good, also it'll be a great experience for goblins to fly, making them feel taller
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The goblins started worshipping the dragon messiah as he's not that much of an asshole.

They also got some bows.
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>>504102
>>504092
I doubt it'd take two as orcs and elfs are already in place and dragons and gobbos will just fly over to the orcs. We all could just easily march on them then and there in the same turn.
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Here's a plan:
Orcs will stop any humans from coming close with elves shooting arrows from the sky/back

Dragons will focus on eradicating skellies with holy magic and providing support against humans with magma bombs
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>>504104
what about we get some mounts, or archers
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>>504104
I remember something that a barbarians said in a previous thread that I think you should do. Shove rock dildos up your ass
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>>504113
We must commune witb Dragon God and allow all Dragons to use Holy magic. This is a top priority
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>>504121
Yeah we do that as culture and as a action we do it to begin the cordinated attack.
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>>504116
I made cages to catch animals. We need to catch AND tame them. It also risks losing people and finding jackshit. Not goid on a combat turn.
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>>504116
Agree, we should tame some beasts and use them as mounts
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>>504114
Done. We'll have to make big board shields instead of bows fitting for our race.
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The Messiah has started preaching to the dragons, trying to convince them to give up their greedy ways and resist their base nature.

So far none has agreed yet, dem treasures are jsut too shiny.

A lookout has been appointed to...look out. For threats. Yeah
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>>504123
Action will be upgrading our stone weapons to metal ones.

The elves want to attack in 2 turns because they want to lower their psychosis
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>>504110
Nice, now we can get started on those crossbows
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>>504121
>>504123
Dragons, we Gobbos have to prepare by training with our bows and innovate some new weapons to siege the humans. I'm thinking ballistas mounted on dragons.
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>>504131
Read above, they said they'd attack this turn also so were good to purge them this turn.
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>>504131
Nah, it's good in 1 turn if it's possible. We'll just lower psychosis as a second action, and have orgies later
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>>504121
>>504123

I'm thinking we may want to focus on healing instead. Holy magic for all would be nice but they all do have laser eyes, we can just blast any stones they throw at us apart with them. I think healing would be more beneficial for now considering with war comes casualties.
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>>504126
then let's just raise some dead animals from death
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>>504131

I dont think we should focus on weapons unless they enhance our magic somehow.

We can duel wield magic and have claws, not sure we need a sword, etc
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>>504142
None of the dead animals have heads. We sacrificed them. Also OP said undead animals are useless in combat.
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>>504141
Alright I agree with the messia getting holy magic.

So so far we have

Get holy healing magic

Do the cordinated attack staged from the orc camp the the humans.
>>504136
Everyone is ready to attack this turn, use your tech to get what ever and join in.
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Ask the dragon messiah if he could gift us with the ability to have sex with dragos and make functional hybrids.

DRAGON MANLETS WHEN
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>>504130
heya op, can i have a request of instead of a magic slot for us gobo's, we have a machines slot? currently we have hand crank picks just fyi.
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>>504148
I only said the weapons because I thought the elves wanted to wait another turn before attacking.

Since they can attack right now, lets use that action to attack the humans
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>>504156
>>504159
>>504162
Alright Gobbos, we've got to prepare to attack this turn.
Instead of taking ages to train with bows, we could convert the bows into crossbows and have instant use for them.
We'll use the action for attacking with the dragons if they decide to do that this turn.
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>>504156
I think holy magic for all is more important than healing magic for only our messiah.

Everyone can use smite which gets bonus against undead. Undead get barbarian brock bonus and their undead qualities.
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>>504162
>hand crank picks
When did that happen
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>>504169
I mean yeah but with healing magic we can prevent deaths from lucky shots and other things. The regular dragons should be able to just crush them or blow them up.
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>>504170
i meant drills
Let me go get a recappa
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>>504180
Again, when did that happen
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>>504169
>>504156

The only reason I suggest healing is because our numbers are low and we can't afford to lose anyone.

If you want to go that route our actions could be talk to the jew god about a deal with the treasure we found and plan/execute the coordinated attack with the others.
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>>504168
>gobbos ride dargo's
>Rain of arrows and fireballs and shit

>11/10 attacks
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>>504182
>>504180
I don't think that happened yet
Gobbos are being dumb right now.
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>>504183
I still say we do healing magic for your reason stated. So dragons is this what we have?

Culture:Have the messia develop a holy healing spell

Action:Go to the orc camp then march on the humans from there in a cordinated attack with everyone against the humans
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>>504175
If we lose messiah, were fucked and completely doomed against undead.

Were too reliant on messiah and I think we might end up with a messiah and psycho elf vs barbarian chief duel. We might win but if the elves fuck up the psychosis roll were fucked and we lose all the turns we made learning Holy magic.

Healing magic is nice and all, but if our Messiah got killed we have literally nothing against undead
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well, then let's get some mobile sligshots
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And, now good ol' propaganda.

Turn 28 starts, gimme dem recaps
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>>504190
We can postpone our attack by one turn and ideally get both?

But we risk facing stronger humans but gobbos might come with us if we wait
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Sooo... what's everyone doing? Are you guys preparing for battle or are you going straight to the fight?
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>>504204
Nah, there's no time. We've gotta go before they pray again for more pop.
We'll ride with you towards the Orc Camp. We'll make crossbows for us Gobbos so its easier for us to use.
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>>504204

Waiting to attack could only make everyone stronger. Even if the humans get stronger so will all our allies.

I dont think we should rush the attack until we are prepared.

Besides, we all have good defenses except the orcs. The elves have their forest bonus, we live in the mountains and no one knows about the gobs
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>>504193
We already have those. Slings.
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>>504211
So we wait?

This turn lets get healing magic and something else

Next turn were converting the phat loot and talk to Dragon God for allowing all dragons to use Holy magic and attacking the humans
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>>504211
Literally everyone is ready to do this and the barbarians will just grind skulls until they outnumber all the other factions combined. We need to do this now.
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>>504194
Welp, i was wrong.. sorry op.
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>>504194
Barbarian panel doesnt have cages or rock armor listed, by the way
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>>504217
If we're doing it this turn we need Holy magic for all. I agree healing is great but remember only Messiah can use these and if we lose him we literally lose 3 turn's worth of research on healing magic
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>>504217
>>504233

Then lets make a deal with the dragon god and head to battle.
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>>504233
Research on holy magic*
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>>504233
Alright then lets stop changing our minds.

Lets give the dragon god loot so all dragons can use smite and lets attack with everyone is that decided then?
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>>504231
Those goes in "Rock stuffs" which includes Rock armor, rock shields, rock cages and rock chimneys
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>>504209
Can we take some toxic shrooms to the camp? So we can poison our bolts with them
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>>504238

Lets just not keep it that simple though, its a big treasure, maybe the jew god will be willing to give us more than just that.
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>>504193
How about we just kill more beasts then? If we roll well we can get meteor sooner than later. And we can also do our rock wall.
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>>504238
>>504236
Then that's our turn? Before we link it to OP lets make sure and wait if the other 2 are attacking together with us
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>>504247
Yeah thats our turn
>>504243
If we ask for more I feel we'll get jewed way harder than he normally jews.
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>>504194

OP how much bigger has the forest gotten since we grow trees and expand the forest passively

Also can we get a bigger pop from having orgies if we mention using aphrodisiacs?
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>>504194
>>504242
We'll do that then.
Tech: Convert our bows into crossbows so it's easier for us gobbos to use them. Lace the bronze bolts with poison shrooms.
Action: Ride with the dragons towards the Orc Camp to attack the humans. Bring King Gobbo and the entire army.
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Elves, what do you say?
i suggest using our first action to attack, and the cultural one to make so that the priestess has to study the plants of the forest, to find new properties they have, and make her focus on psychosis curing on this turn.
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Where are we meeting?
To the elves: please remember to bring your merc army.
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>>504254

Then we ask him how much of the treasure he wants to bless us with that. Maybe we can trade more of it later for something else.
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>>504263
At your camp where we'll march from there to the humans.
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>>504262
We already have a drug to lower psychoelf and his crazy.

We just need to make the potion.
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>>504244
This might be a stupid idea, but we should send some barbarians far away to create another camp, in case we are killed by the other races
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>>504259
Wait, what weapons do you guys have?
Please tell me you can use the bows, you guys get fucked in melee in one hit and your only hope is ranged
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>>504256
Check this map
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>>504266
Alright we'll do that during our deal with him.

Can someone link our recap?
>>504273
They're gonna be on our backs shooting
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>>504194
Make big ass board shields out of wood and covered with fur.
Attack the humans when our allies arrive.
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>>504241
Sweet. Sounds good.

>>504272
That is dumb. We have a giant tower with a slingshot, walls, fireplaces, and everything we ever built. Abandoning will fuck us and we lose our +25 territory bonus when attacked
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>>504277
What's in the abyss?

And why do I feel like the human survivors will flee in there?
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>>504277
>The Abyss

The fuck is that?

Also our forest doesn't look any bigger?

Maybe perspective is just being a bitch.
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>>504271
Then we'll make it a holy ritual to give The Smiling One his Potion of Control (keep in mind, this is just to give it the cultural part of the action)
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>>504298
>>504293
what abyss
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>>504194
Culture: Ask dragon god how much loot he needs for him to let us regular dragons use holy magic then give him it.

Action: Go to the orc camp and attack the humans with our allys in a cordinated attack.
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>>504278

Go ahead if you want, semi afk atm
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>>504298
I think it's closer to the river.
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>>504293
>>504298
Makes me think of the abyss in Dark Souls.
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>>504300
So? What's your turns?

Orcs and us are attacking this turn
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>>504304
>>504277
Oh shit
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>>504289
With all your walls and towers n shit, the bonus is now 80.

Elves' are 95

Orcs are 45

While dragons and gobs get their citadel this turn which gives them a 90

Oh and there's that ancient temple you can use as a bunker
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>>504305
>>504194
Forgot to mention all the dragons including the messia and boss dragon will participate in the battle.
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>>504304
I saw that OP!

I saw the creature of the abyss.

A creature almost as evil and malevolent as psychoelf.
>>504318
What would be the bonus of the elves,dragons,orcs,and goblins combined if we attack the humans?
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>>504312
We'll attack and make the holy ritual for The Smiling One.
>>504310
>>504298
You ok with this?
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>>504320

I think we may end up regretting attacking them with all the defensive bonuses being so high. We should have just waited for them to attack us.
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>battle starts next thread
>literally no one is there except humans
>humans try to attack
>cancel attack because of awkward staring which caused their battle boners to go flaccid
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>>504332
We should be good with the 4 factions bonuses combined including the messia, psycho elf and boss dragon.
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>>504333
We should make that a legit combat tactic.
The Paralyzing Stare
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>>504194
1st: Humans raise, fortify and build platforms with slingshots on rock walls using already known technology.
2nd:Use cages to hunt and capture fierce beasts to use as mounts.
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>>504338
Don't forget the gobbo king and the orc boss
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>>504327
Yeah.

>>504338
PsychoElf is neither friend nor foe.
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>>504338
Hopefully OP uses the combined totals of all of our rolls instead of each attack happening individually in turns
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>>504350
Thats we included cordinated and with allys so it will happen at the same time with everyones bonuses at once.
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>>504350
Back when we attacked elves and orcs, each side rolled 1d50. You'll prolly be rolling 1d25
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>>504326
Well there's ways dis can go down.

Either

(highest elf roll + elf bonus) + (highest orc roll + orc bonus) + (highest dragon roll + dragon bonus) vs 3(highest human rolls + human bonus)

Or

(highest roll of elf, orc or dragon - the roll being 1d30 for 3 sides) + bonuses of all teams vs (highest human roll + human bonus)

Or

I don't give a shit and nuke everyone
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>>504342
ok
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>>504362
>I don't give a shit and nuke everyone

Well at least the humans would be guaranteed dead in this scenario.
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>>504362
The Smiling One says you should nuke us all
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>>504372
I meant to quote you... yikes. I feel like a dick. But mounts are giid, right?
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>>504362
The First option sounds alright.
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>>504362
When in doubt, ask Dice God

Roll a 1d3 OP
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>>504380
ok
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>>504194
Elf turn:
Regular action: attack the humies
Cultural action: before the attack, make a holy ritual to give The Smiling One a potion made with the weed 2.0 to control his psychosis. And pray to the elf god while doing all of that, just to make it sound official while we're all crapping our pants because we're scared of his reaction
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>504362
Rolling for my vote
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>>504405
ill double down on this
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>>504362
1st is fine
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>>504362
Fuck it, I'll choose one because big numbers are kewl
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>>504362
Feerst.
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>>504413
Since there is only 2 humans, can one of us roll twice?
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>>504420
Gobbos are participating too so I'll need 4 human rolls.

Each of you can roll twice if no more humies show up
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>>504194
>>504398
Do this but make sure the attack is coordinated with everyone else
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

ROLLING TO CURSE HUMANS WITH BAD ROLLS
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>>504427
Dude. :(
Arnt you the one that faked a roll?
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>>504420
Dude, i'm still here
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>>504433
Shh dragon curses are very effective

Also what roll?
Goyim, that was antidraconic you know, remember muh 6 gorillion that died in the Winterlocaust
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>>504439
Shit, i forgot to put the name
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>>504439
You have no name... and haven't spoke all turn.
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Rolled 29, 44, 93, 28, 38 = 232 (5d100)

>>504440
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>504451
Outcome not so good.
>>504446
Oh hai friend.
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>>504447
I don't post very often
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so, what should i roll
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>>504460
>>504458
As long as we wait until our battle arrives, we should be okay. Try not to afk during OPs recaps
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Wait are we rolling?
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Wait for OP's recap guys
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>>504483
Nope. Not yet.
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>>504483
Not yet, desu.
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>>504483
No rolling for anybody, I'm still making recaps
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Any other Dragons here?

Please roll a 1d100 to curse the humans with bad rolls.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

Anyone down for some rock bowling?
10 pin.
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Rolled 4 (1d7)

>>504499
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>504499
i'll give it a shot
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>>504526
Nice. Go for spare!
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>504499
Let's see if a wood ball is better than a rock one
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AND NOW, turn 28.

Before anything is done, the dragon/goblin citadel has been finished, and it looks like...this shit. Huge spires and whatnot, full of rooms for dragons and gobs to live in. A huge dragon stone statue decorates the center and the cultural exchange is still there but I forgot to draw it.

And this thing is under the mountain because nobody said anything about building it out of the moutain in their actions.
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>>504534
What's the defense bonus in the old caves in the moutains compared to the citadel?
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>>504534
Also
>under the mountain
Like, literally underground?
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Humans continued to fortify their walls, raising the home turf bonus from 80 to...82. But now the can shoot rocks from all sides.

Again the hunt is on, like before , humans roll 1d100

80-100: fierce beasts
50-79: fiercer beasts
30-49: very fierce beasts
10-29: extremely fierce beasts
1-9: the fiercest beasts

>>504543
Goblin caves: +25
Dragon caves: +25
Citadel: +85
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>>504534
Aight, let's just agree to make it trojenheim 2.0 in the future with upgrades.

Also yeah those previous posts were on my mobile if anyone remembers that.
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GOBBOS!

we should advance our technology so we can make our robotic shit!

Also, work on decorations as our action.
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>504547
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>>504546
Kinda sorta
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>504547
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>>504549
Ayy, after the war, little gobbo.
>>504548
We're gonna upgrade it a bunch, since the citadel will be our main city.
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>>504555
Kinds wished i won. Fiercest possible would be awesome. Prolly not tamable. But still awesome
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>>504556
that mountain seems awfully collapsable..
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>>504460
You rolling?
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I suggest that the dragons use the basis of the messiahs teachings to develope philosophy.

And then use that philosophy to culture the greed away, thus increasing birth rates from bbq orgy and just generally making our society more stable.

With this we should be in classical antiquity, bronze era ya feel?
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>>504574
don't know, do you want to be hardcore?
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>>504558
And the humans found....giant snakessss

Roll 1d100 to see how many do you have to fight
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>>504588
Are they poisonous?
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>504588
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>>504588
They're enslaving the dragons distant cousins.
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>>504585
>>504592
Please roll guys
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>>504595
That ain't right right man
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>504588
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>>504549
This pic >>504556 scares me.

We should get lots of support pillars. With stone, mind you, after the war
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>504588
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>>504607
>>504593
>>504603
The curse is already doing its magic.
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>>504566
Fiercest beast is a thinly veiled nickname for dragons. So chances are you guys will encounter us on the way to attack you
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>>504593
roll1d100

Number to beat: Lizard count 28 + fierceness factor 10 = 38

Bonuses: Brock's favour +45, Chief's Power +30, Rock armor +5; Flaming Rock Hard Boner Spears +15

So ez pz

This is basically a formality to enslave another distant cousin to dragons
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>>504612
Told you non belivers dragon curse is effective
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>>504613
Nobile creatures such as your brothers could never be beasts.

But you... dirty cheater...
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>504619
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>>504627
Holy shit
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>>504627
Overkill.
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>>504627
Fucking overkill
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>>504627
.... of course... when it doesnt matter.
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>>504627
not even goin to roll
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>>504627

Yesss, get those high rolls out of the way
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>>504627
And so the humans got sum sneks
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Elves prayed and used the magic herb to create a potion to help supress the smiling one's...urges. The threshold has been reduced to 65
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>>504643
kek
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>>504643
So gobbos got dragos to ride, humans got snaks to ride, and elves got birds.... orcs, what is taking you so long to get yoself a mount?
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>>504643
What are the bonuses of these snakes?
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>>504657
they got boars, little gobbo
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>>504657
They have Boars
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>>504661
+5
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>>504662
Wait, when?
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>>504652
Better than i expected, actually. We should be able to get that with 3 rolls
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>>504665
Whoops, forgot to add blurb:
The orcs found bigass pieces of wood and treebarks to use as shields, even covered them with fur
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>>504666
Since the beginning
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The goblins developed "crossbows" from the bows they got. They tied the bows to sticks so they can hold easier
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humans prepare for some reverse-engineering cause today we're getting some nice loooooooooot
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>>504690
Crossbows?
That's one casul stuff right there.
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The dragons asked Dragon God if he can bless all of them with Holy Powers, and what's the price

"All of your current hoard and I need regular tribute for 8 turns. Can you pay that?"
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>>504694
We can make bows too if you want, but they wont have a rockology bonus unless we make rock arrows. The dead elves left us their weapons
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>>504708
Fucking do it, dragos
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>>504708
Rip off confirmed.
Jew level 150%
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>>504708
Thats way to much for us to pay, how much for you to give us a bonus for the upcoming battle?
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>>504709
I think the bows were smashed. By the giant boulders you threw at them.
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>>504717
Op said bodies. Not stuff. Whiners
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>>504715

King jew is jewing us hard.

Lets ask to trade for healing magic for dragon jesus instead. That shouldn't cost as much and we should have some of the treasure left over to use later
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>>504715
"All your current hoard and I'll be taking the mother of my child to live with me"
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>>504725
√úberjew
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>>504720
Alright fine then.
>>504725
What about giving your son holy healing magic?
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>>504725
Jew level has spiked to 250%
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>>504734

Maximum overjew
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>>504725
There is powerful jewery at work here
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>>504734
It's over 6 gorillion percent!
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>>504730
"What? Giving this pansy some pansy magic?"

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaad, don't embarass me infront of my frieeeends"

"Shut up. It's gonna take like 80% of their hoard to do this for you. Do you want that? You terrible dragon"

"dad pls"

"On a completely unrelated note, Dragon Seer will die next turn, just a heads up"

"oh fug" - Dragon Seer
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>>504753
Alright lets work out a deal.

We give you 40% and we give you all the loot we find assuming we win the upcoming battle?
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>>504753
The Jew level I can't sense it anymore.

This must be a
>Super Jew god super Jew.
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>>504753
>>504753
The position of dragon seer must be a really taxing one. Their life expectancy is like 6 turns. Meanwhile Goblins, Elves and everything else are immortal.
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>>504753
>tfw lose 2 dragons
Quick question, do you want to increase dragon fertilty?
It's in your best interest
More dragons = more faith and hoard to jew
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>>504761
Nigga, the dragon god could just get bored and not give you anything.
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>>504753
*i give the dragon seer a hug befor he lives in drago heaven*
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>>504761

Not sure if we want to do that. We may get some good stuff if we win.
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>>504761
nigga, just take the deal
80% is better than 100% and the broodmother
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>>504761
Am I sensing a Jew battle?
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>>504768
Mostly those died before they could reach their natural lifespan

Plus they're still young
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>>504761
DELETE THIS YOUR MAKING IT WORSE ACCEPT IT
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>>504768
Dragon God probably jewed their lifespan away in a shady deal.
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>>504779
>>504774
FINE THEN, we take the jew deal.
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>>504761
"Or I can jsut take all of your hoard and curse you with -100 in battle because I can literally do that anytime I want"
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I bet OP gets his kick out of the dragons shitting their pants when dealing with their god
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>>504782
oh boy, you get your healing magic, dragos
but your hoard is gone
that'll probably make dragon jesus happy since you're giving material things
>>504785
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>>504785
Alright we take the 80%loss for healing magic then.
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>>504785
>Achievement unlocked: Relentless Jewery
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>>504794
>>504785
Ignore radical, were taking your previous offer for Holy magic for everyone

Were supposed to ask him for holy magic ya dildo not healinf
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>>504788

It was just the treasure we found in the mountains we were talking about. We still have our hoards plus 20% of the treasure we found.
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>>504806
>lose all our horde
Alright then lets see how dragons react losing it all AND paying tribute every turn.
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>>504804
Achievement unlocked: MasterJew: 100G, but only if you give up 5 other achievements
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>>504806

He said all our hoard plus tribute for 8 turns. Thats a little much.
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tfw our god is pretty cool
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>>504824
We ask for prices BEFORE we assume cost. That's why he's nice to us. That and we kill shit.
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>>504806
"Very good, here, have some holy magic"

And so the dragons gained Smite for all tribemembers. But now literally all their treasure is gone. The vault is empty and every dragon is flat broke.

Dragons must now roll 1d100 to resist panicking and fighting eachother in a futile attempt to regain lost treasures

Gonna need >75
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>>504824
It's purely a matter of perspective. Your God does not threaten to Jew over their people when ever the two of you communicate.
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>>504829
Just ask the goblins to mine for shiny rocks.
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Damn. I wish you all giant lizards good luck.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>504828

Your god isn't a jew, that helps

>>504829

Great choice guys..

We are going to for sure kill ourselves
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>504829
Honestly why would you do that horny. If we fail can we just take the gobbos gold or something so we dont go full retard?
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>504829
It must suck having to deal with the his every time they get something new. Maybe if they had some weed to chill things would be better.
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>>504829
This will make dragons be fiercer during combat. They will want all that sweet loot
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>504829
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>>504842
You spooked me again elf
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>>504842
Weed makes everything better. Even rolls.
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>>504844
>>504837
>>504836
AAAAHHHHHH

DIRECT ALL THE HATRED OUTSIDE TOWARDS HUMANS

GET THE LOOT DO NOT SHARE WITH ANYONE ELSE

BOSS DRAGON DO YOUR JOB AND KEEP ORDER PLS
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>>504842
That's just mean.

You just put a passing roll that they can't use in front of them
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>>504829
Ayy, can us gobbos roll to make an offering to them?
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>>504837
>>504844

I knew that was a terrible idea.

Instead of getting any kind of help we pretty much just fucked the entire battle.
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>>504844
Welp, at least in the battle we'll go maximum jew and get a bonus for that if not to many dragons die.
>>504851
You have no right to panic when you caused this.
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>>504856
Wait wait

Were in Greedlust mode maybe we can somehow use this to our advantage by going on a loot rampage
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>504848
>this triggers the human

>>504853
I know :^)
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>>504854
GOBBOS come to help, since they're living together anyway.

Gobs, roll 1d100 to see if your offerings can calm the dragons down
Also >75 needed
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>504867
AYY GOBBOS REPORT IN
WE'RE ROLLING
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>>504859
>>504862

8 turns of tribute is ridiculous.

We are going to cripple ourselves for a little magic
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>>504867
Gobbos if you pull this off we will happily breed with you and create your Imps
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I wish luck to all gobbos aswell. This looks awful.
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

Hi manlets! We're selling weed at discount price. Come and get some
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>504867
CALM THE FUCK DOWN
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>>504867
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>>504881
>>504842
STOP IT YOUR TAKING OUR DESTINED ROLLS
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>>504159
>Goblin Inventor
>>503728
>Manlet Engineer
>>504405
>little green manlet

ROLL GOBBOS ROLL!
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>>504881
>>504842

Lolololol


You cursed yourselves draggos
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>>504872
I vote we gag horny dragon next time so god dragon cant hear him whenever we talk to him.
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>504881
Now that's just being evil
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>>504881
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THE DICE CURSE IS A DOUBLE EDGED KNIFE
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>504867
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>>504883
please roll
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>>504883
hey fuccboi, you forgot to dice+1d100 in your options
do that and we might just save the dragons yet
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>>504895
kek
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>>504895
Good job. May the dope be with you.
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>>504881
When your just that evil
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>>504888
I can totally imagine the hilarious scene where a dragon convenes with dragon god and you see two dragons in the back trying to cover another dragon's mouth
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>>504110
So does this mean the gobbos technically worship the dragon god by worshiping the messiah?
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>>504895
>>504867
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
GOBBOS SAVE THE DAY ONCE AGAIN
>>504873
KOBOLDS AND IMPS FOR DAYS

AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>504895
AND WERE SAVED, now you earned any favor from us thats not giving you our loot.
>>504903
That will literally be us next time.
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>>504895
Now dragons gotta make imps with the manlets.
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>>504907
Yes
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>>504895
I love you.

Come here for that succ and get your dragon manlets
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>>504900
We got a lot of customers on the weed deals, though
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>504867
Kay Kay
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That sure is an interesting mix of fantasy and vulgarity.
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>>504842
>>504881
>>504895
This was a good session. I'm sure PsychoElf is pleased.
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>>504895
And so the goblins gave dragon some emergency supplies.

Crisis averted.

That is, until next turn and the Dragon God takes the loot away again.
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>>504873
>>504910
Were comin for that sweet draggo punanny
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>504867
I'm a new guy, who enjoys fungi, hopefully I won't fuck up throwing this die.
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>>504924
You better hope he is, or you gonna die, son.
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>>504925
Oh fug, now we need to scout for more ancient vaults while tryimg to make us less greedy also.
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>>504923
Sums up mos of the adventures I do
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>>504929
>>504882
>>504915
>>504926
god damn, we've got so many gobbos now
sheeeit
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Gobbo's, lets go with them draggos >>504938
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>>504933
We need to spam scouting after the war...
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>>504941
we are already going to battle, I'm just saying we need dem high rolls for once its our turn to roll
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>>504938
Ye, I'm the spiciest though.
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I need high rolls or else I'm screwed. Being a lonely orc is not easy, ya' know...
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AND NOW, THE (debatably) HEROIC FORCES OF THE DRAGORCELFGOB ALLIANCE MARCHES TOWARDS THE STRONGHOLD OF THE EVIL HUMAN BARBARIANS NECROMANCERS.

Before we begin, how many troops does each of the 4 allied tribe send?
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>>504960
ALL OF THE GOBBO TROOPS
We can spare the population too
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humans pick up ur best heroic musics cuz we're going too see some glorious shit here >>504960
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>>504960
Can humans use our artillery forst and send in a march after?
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>>504960
What are the populations again?
Including skeletals.
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>>504960
I say 9 Elves and PsychoElf.
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>>504963
That's like 35, are you suuuuuuuuure?

>>504969
See >>504643 for human pops
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>>504960
Our trained army and a levy of 15 orcs.
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>>504971
And make the rest of the elves stand back and throw dirt pillars at the humans. Or maybe make them cast quake on their city.
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I'M GOING TOO!!!!
...with all my brethren.
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>>504975
nigga
>>504926
>>504915
>>504882
>>504929
>>504938
gobbos, we prepared to send all of us in to win this war?
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I think we should send all but dragon seer trainee and broodmother.
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>>504960
The messia, boss dragon and 3 other dragons. Hanging in the air of course bombing them so we can save those shot down.
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How many players are there in each race?
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>>504971
Also, our orc mercenaries!
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ROLL CALL.

Reply to this post ONCE with your name so i can tell how many players are present
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>>504960
>>504976
Oh, I forgot. Our boss is going as marshall. And his chieftains act as commanders.
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>>504993
ayy
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>>504984
You only live once right? If we dont make it back I want all my stuff to go to Dragon Hitler.
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>>504993
Here
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>>504993
Sir
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>>504984
ye, the whole army with King Manlet the I at the helm
35 it is
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>>504993
MC Herbalist is in da haus, boyeee. Are we doing the whole attack right now, though? Because i may have to go pretty soon, since it's 4am.
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>>504993
Here
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>>504986
This is fine

>>504993
Going to sleep in a minute
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>>504993
HELLO
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>>504993
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>>505006
we might just need the rolls then we'll be good
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>>504984
I want explosions, but... flaming corpses will do for now.
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>>504993
Ready to fight and snake weed.
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>>504993
dude
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>>504993
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>>504993
Manlet Engineer
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>>504993
Sup m8
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