Oh shit nigger(s) it's a /qst/ civ thing. 5 tribes inhabits a nondescript generic fantasy land: the human barbarians, the orc nomads, the treehugging elves, the cave dwelling goblins and the greedy dragons.Each tribe gets up to 8 players to guide them through the tribal era and hopefully not die while advancing their culture, technology n shit.Just give yourself a name to identify which tribe you belong to. Ex: "Elf Faggot"Each tribe gets 2 actions. The first action can be a regular action (ex: scouting), a cultural action (ex: declare pants are gay) or a tech action (ex: sharpen sticks to make spears). The second action is an extra that differs for each tribe. Humans and Orcs gets an extra regular action, Elves and Dragons gets an extra cultural one while Goblins get an extra tech.After consulting with your team members, reply to my post with your turn.Currently, Turn 26 has started and no recap for each tribe has been madeLast thread >>491577Previous threads:http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2Ahttps://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
>>503132Filth E. Hippy representin'!
So, Holy Aura and exploring the mountain range?
Rolled 10 (1d10)Im here.
As always, here be ye olde shitty mapReply to this post with your team's recaps
>>503143Yeah lets do that, make sure to mention the messia is leading the scouting party.
>>503146Tech: Research bronzeworking by combining and tin. We'll be moving onto the next era with this tech and have bronze equipment.Culture: Let's setup a government, it'll be an Elective Monarchy. The King rules for life but any Gobbo has a chance of becoming King cause we're all equal down here.
>>503151woops, combine *copper and tin>>503146
>>503132Wait...Is that psychoelf?Oh God he's taking over the pictures!
>>503142What do you say about praying for bigger birds and making composite bows?
>>503157Yes let's do that.But not bigger birdsPray for them to be able to size change from normal to mountable size.
>>503143>>503147Sounds good to me
>>503146Just going to link it thenCulture: Have the messia develop a holy aura that buffs nearby dragons and protectsAction: Have the messia lead a scouting party into the mountain range
>>503144Yo hats: 1) Hunt grind until meteor spell2) what? agriculture, cattle, and forage to bolster food supply? or raids and ambushes on trade routes They are attempting to destroy us before they start trading....Maybe something else?
>>503163Good idea>>503132Elf turn:Regular: create better bows (composite bows)Cultural: pray so that every bird telepathically linked to an elf can change from its normal size to a "mountable" size.
>>503146Skelebros man the slingshot and fire flaming spiked boulders at any race using the trade routes made (ie: orcs since they are the only ones that started it) followed by humans with firefists and spears to finish them off and steal their shit.2nd action: war chief makes a band of humans and skeletons to hunt fierce beasts for food and skulls. They aim to collect as many skullsbas possible from battle to please Brock.
Am I the only experiencing problems with 4chins?
where the orcs at?we need their recap
>>503174Nah, getting some here too
>>503169Oh. I used our recap from ourblast thread. I thought all 3 of us agreed.But yea. We are gonna grind for Meteor spell and steal stuff.
>>503174OP is having problems too. He's trying to reset his router.
>>503181They might try to meta the raid
>>503184Let him know it was 4chanSeems to be clearing up now
>>503181>>5031844chins stuttering here too
>>503188BallsBalls, I say
>>503194Why is psychoelf invading the main photo?
>>503185No magic > fire fist > meteor spellSeems like even if you get it your mages would fail to understand the intricacies of such a spell until they were more well versed in the magical arts.
>>503196Psychoelf invades everything, like your butt
>>503196Naaah, that's not PsychoElf, he's right... Oh shit, HE RAN OFF AGAIN!>>503200ESPECIALLY your butt
>>503199Meteor. King of rocks.
>>503199Shhh, let them waste their turns.
>>5031884chinks seemed to have had a hiccup for a couple minutes there
>>503205Ah of courseHiroshimoot is selling our info again
>>503200OP it's turn 26 does this mean winter is now over?
>>503203Throwing rocks > commanding large fiery rocks from spaceStill seems like a jump no matter how you spin it
>>503208So is hanging over a dragon over to a god and getting her pregnant with half god baby
>>503208>inb4 it burns in the atmosphere before hitting ground like 90% of all meteorsTop kek if that happens
>>503206That chink jew.
>>503210I'm not understanding how those are related.You also got a favor from your God if i'm not mistaken.
>>503207Yes, I'll announce it in the recaps
>>503212Ha, that would be great.
>>503216Just saying. Leaps can happen
>>503210Well to be fair our god is a total jew and if we want anything we have to become poor. We got jesus by appealing to him with free sex. That and no god bonus.
Who are we waiting on, Orcs and Elves?Are there even any orcs here at the moment?>>503222I don't understand how that's a leap?
>>503224We already gave our recap.
>>503224No orcs>>503171but elves linked their post to the OP when they should've linked it to this post>>503146
>>503226Oh, sorry I just missed it.
humans what is our action=
>>503146>>503171Recap here OP.
>>503224We already posted our recap. Only orcs left, but there aren't any>>503227You're right, my green nigga. I didn't see that>>503146Elf turn:Regular: create better bows (composite bows)Cultural: pray so that every bird telepathically linked to an elf can change from its normal size to a "mountable" size.
>>503223we appeal to our god with death, a 100 or more sacrifice in his name should get us also our mage have a direst connection to Brock through a skull (Brock's champion), so not much of a leap actually.
>orcs afk yet again
>>503242Shhh they're thinking REALLY hard for their turn
>>503242someone take over the dorcs for the greater good?
Poor orcsMaybe a lurker will join or something.
>>503239the turtling era is over I see?
>>503248Alright, who's here willing to take one for the team
>>503250winter is about to end, and Brock is a demanding god, we need to get offensive.
>>503256This was Blacroc Clansmans last post about what the orcs had planned. >>500583He said something about missed yesterday but didn't say anything about today. Maybe he will show up
>>503260Maybe, for now we'll wait a bitIf no orcs show up then I'll just have to pick randomly from that list to be the orcs' turn
>>503263Let Dice God pick and roll a 2d11
>>503267But dice god is an asshole
>>503268dice god would have to choose from a list he made though. Can't get fucked to bad.
>>503260Watchtower and bow training would work well together, moreover understandint the principles of bow-ology along with having a blueprint would make it easy to create working replicas in the next turns.
>>503263Just have them train in orc-fu some more.
>>503273You! Join the orcs pls
>>503273>>503275oh shit the lurkers are out
>>503273>>503275Yeah, what the cannibal hippie said. Join da orcs
>>503278>>503282Civ threads aren't really my thing.But NaP is still one of the best quest guys I follow
>>503283Maybe just for a bit until Blacroc or another orc shows up?We are just waiting on orcs atm
>>503276If you insist, tho being European means I rather won't be able to be here until the day's part is over.As I said.>>503273Seems like a logical action.
>>503273>>503146>>503289ALRIGHT THOSE ARE THE ORC ACTIONSGET THIS TURN MOVING
>>503283That warms my cholesterol filled heart
>>503289I'm European too, and that dosen't hinder me from playing the whole time. Anyway, do whatever you feel like.
>>503289The current time is perfect for me since I have literally nothing to do from 6pm onwards
So much time in finding the color of bronze
>>503289I'm from the middle east, NaP civ is the thing that make me forget how fucked is the entire region.
>>503328Holy shit you have it rough, which country?
>>503328Woah, this got dark all of a sudden
Barbarians have set up to attack any passing trading caravans. Currently there's only an orc one so they're shooting at that.Humans and Orcs, roll 1d100 ro see if the humans hit their mark or notBonuses:Humans: Rockology +2; flaming spiky rocks +8
>>503328And here I am, complaining about having to get up early and earning dogshit, just as most everyone here in Eastern Europe...Best of luck mate, there's no denying your region leaves a lot to be desired, but here's hoping that you can get the best of it in the future.
>>503342roll "dice+1d100" in the options field
And now it seems it's the humans' turn to be afk
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>503333Here goes nothing>>503344Forgot about the +
>>503352Inb4 humans go afk and orcs survive
>>503352>orcs will win purely because the humans are AFK
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>503333
The other lurker should roll for orcs
>>503329The great Iraq>>503330Nah, it's my silver lining>>503337Thanks, Here's hoping this drekfest get slightly better.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>503333>>503362Fine jeez
>>503370>>503360DAMN SONTHE ORC LURKERS WON?
Rolled 16 (1d100)rollinh
>>503370The orcs are just going to toss that rock right back at the barbarians
>>503330Your game is my happy place, thank you.
>>503370>>503358A particularly alert orc saw the incoming projectile and told his tribesmen to dodge. And so they did.No casualties. Do humans want to pursue?>>503384PLease, my heart can't take all this burning
>>503388pursuewhatever that means
>>503400It means attack senpai
I'm here. What are we doing?
>>503405we attacked you, but you escaped with no causalities, now we Pursue the escaping orcs.
>>503405He lives!You're caravan is getting ambushed by humans at the moment. A lurker orc made 2 choices from the list you post for your actions for this turn.>>503273
>>503404thnx midduru easuturun rockuru-chan
>>503408I'm fine with that then.
>>503410Please never do that again
>>503397>>503400It means run up to them and engage in direct combat. The EVIL and VILLAINOUS HUMAN BARBARIANS and their SKELETON BRETHREN did not let up and ran up to the ORCS, hoping to kill them.ORCS and HUMANS roll 1d100Bonuses:Humans: Brock's favour +45; Rock armor +5; Fire bone fists +10; Arena Training +10; Necro Powers +20; Undead Bone structure +10; Flaming Rock Hard Boner Spears +15Orcs: Big guys: +5; Wood Bone Mud armor: +15; Orc God wants blood: +10, Boar mounts: +6; Super Boar: +2; Bone weapons +5; Fire Bone Spears +5 ; Blood Buff +12; Berserk +5; Orc fu +10; Hotblooded +10; Pumped up from evading death from above +10
>>503410Don't go webbo or psychotic yandere elf will..... do I have to explain?
>>503418looks like the orcs will have to win by 20
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>503418By Brock's skull, CHAAAAARGE!!!
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>503418I haven't rolled in a while. Let's see how this goes.>>503415Forgot name.I wonder, how have we got this far with no stone tools? What have we been using?
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>503418Big numbers big numbers.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>503418By the power of Orc-fu, I HAVE THE POWER!
>>503427>>503424OH SHIT ORCS
>>503426Smashing things with your bare hands and sharpening and cutting things with your tusks
>>503427Our lord an saviour. Hence the name.
>>503427 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, EMERGENCY ORC SAVES THE DAY AGAIN!
>>503433If senpai doesn't roll soon this battle willbelong to the orcsOr it still will even if a roll is made, 50/50
>>503427The hero we need
>>503410Senpai pls roll or we are mangledd by orcs.
>no more rollsthat's a mangling
Never ever barbarians
>>503450hue hue hue *rubs hands omniously*
Rolled 33 (1d100)dd
Eeyup, weeaboo is afk
>>503458no this his roll>>503457still fucked though
>>503458I guess I will change my name then...
>>503457Thats a mangling.>>503458Since orcs live by us somewhat if their camp gets attacked would we be able to see it?
>>503467I suppose you could if you are patroling the area, flying or have a watch tower.
The orcs were too fierce! The barbarians are defeated.barbarians, now roll 1d100 to see if your skeleton troops can reform themselves and escape>50 to succeed, >80 to raise the dead humans into skeletons>>503467If you bothered to put a lookout out, then yes
I'm here. What's the plan my fellow Elves?
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>503474
>>503476For now, we're making composite bows and praying so that our birds get the ability to turn into big "mountable" birds. And i have a funky idea for next turn
>>503482What might that be?
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>503474rolllinh
>>503489ruh rohsoon the barbarians will be just the undead civ with no humans left
>>503492It will be nothing more then an undead horde led by a cabal of Necromancers in the shape of the actual players in due time.
>>503487Basically, i want to make all the elves more beast-like. Right now i feel they are just regular xenophobic "protect the forest at all costs" hippies with tons of magic, and i would like something different. and maybe that will give us some chance in surviving an attack against anything. Even the manlets have more offensive bonuses than us.
>>503496Their arch enemies will be the dragon paladins lead by the messia.
>>503489While defeated, the barbarians were able to use theur necromancy to raise the dead humans and reform the skeletons to escape.No real casualties happened. Unless you count the barbarians' human forms
>>503497I don't know. What if we all turn into furries?
>>503489I love you so much right now it's kinda gay
>>503502Well they are much much more vulnerable to holy now.Hint hint
>>503502Can we have a counter on how many are actual humans and undead in the barbarian pop?Also, can dead humans still raise skeletons and use necromancy?
>>503511dragons don't know.
>>503503Well, while lurking /tg/ i found this description made by a player, describing these pretty hideous elves with animal traits, but no fur (they actually had really short hair, or were just plainly bald), and that gave me this idea.
We should ask our god what does it think about the undead. If it doesn't like it, then we could ask for it's blessing or power to smite them.
Welp. Im waiting in an emergency room for a family member ... and my tribe is fucked up. Shitty day all around i say.
AND NOW, BARBARIAN'S EXCELLENT ANIMAL CRUELTY ADVENTURE PART 2Barbs, roll 1d100 to find fierce beasts to fight80-100: fierce beasts50-79: fiercer beasts30-49: very fierce beasts10-29: extremely fierce beasts1-9: the fiercest beasts>>503514All skeletons who join the barbarian tribe gains its powersSo yes.>>503521Woah shit
>>503521You had 1 lose in battle, its not the end of the world.We lost half our population for someone trying to roll twice. All adversity can be overcome
>>503521Bro, is it something serious? hope they become alright.
>>503517We know undead exist and jesus is already ready with holy spells. Odds are he'll be in our next encounter with eachother just saying.
>>503521I hope your relative gets well, anon.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>503522Rollin' for good health and not zombifying my brothers. Again. No hate though.
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>503522roolwing
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>503522the third is the charm
>>503522Why do I feel like 1-9 and 'fiercest beasts' is just a thinly veiled description of dragons?
>>503522But what if the humans want to increase their population the old fashioned way. If they have 8 alive humans then they can only make four more maximum. They're population will eventually whittle down if they're all just skeletons.
>>503524Nigger, we only lost one dragon and not half.We lost half our pop from winter
>>503528you rock, and >>503531 I should stop rolling so shittily
>>503522>>503525>>503527Thanks guys. Means a lot.
>>503533Then they'll just have to deal with that in someway, don't they.Like praying for babies. Or kidnapping women from other tribes. Or embracing the dark powers and converting all living things in the land into skeletons
>>503541i like the last one...a lot
>>503541Okay. It's just that right now they seem kind of gay. There's only like 8 of them actually alive now.
>>503528And the humans found Giant Lizards. Possibly a distant counsin to the dragons or their possible ancestors, probably. Or maybe I'm just bullshitting.Anyway, roll 1d100 to see how many lizards you found>>503532I cannot confirm nor deny that
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>503550Praise Brock
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>503550may rocks be with my roll
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>503547No, no, bad, this is why we are called evil>>503550
>>503554>>503556 >:(There are numbers higher than 30 guys
>>503561I apologize, I'll go punch myself in the corner.
>>503553And now roll to murder this innocent violent creaturesNumber to beat: Lizard count 51 + fierceness factor 5 = 56Bonuses: Brock's favour +45, Chief's Power +30, Rock armor +5; Flaming Rock Hard Boner Spears +15Literally impossible to lose
>>503569why not just make it an automatic win instead of having the humans roll, OP?
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>503569
>>503569If any of you roll a 1... even me... i will kill
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>503569Lol. Even an Elf couldn't screw up in killing these peaceful animals of nature.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>503569>>503580I almost raged
>>503569Its been 2 hours and were barely at the end of the barbarians turn. Like holy shit why did you guys have to do 2 separate actions that needed rolling more than 2 times.
>>503580How is it possible to roll a one-faced dice?
>>503576Because I like seeing bold numbersAnd there's a procedure to these thigns
>>503584In real life I could only see it happening by actually putting the die onto the surface of a table or something.
While losing a battle, the humans had a succesful hunt and got 51 lizard skulls
The Elves developed Composite Bows by utilizing other materials they could find in the forest and prayed to their god so that their bird companions can turn big enough for them to mount.Elves mount birds. While holding wood.
The orcs built a watchtower and trained with the bows the elves have given them.A bit small for their hands, they thought.
>>503594Now we're almost ready to show the humans how we really go down!
The gobbos made bronze and have officially moved into the bronze age.They also got a form of government. A goblin is elected king, when that goblin dies a new election will take place.Let's hope the reign of King Manlet I goes smoothly
>>503602OH FUCK WE'RE IN COLOR NOWYEAH GOBBOS
>>503602FUCK YES WE COLOR NOW
The Dragon Messiah again tapped into his inner holy powers and developed the Holy Aura. Whenever this is active he gives other dragons near him a boost in combat
AND NOW, Dragon Messiah leads an expidition into the unexplored mountainsdragons, roll 1d1000-9: terrible encounter10-59: bad encounter60-79: jackshit80-89: okay encounter90-100: good encounterBonus: Dragon Saviour +50
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>503620Rolling for something cool.Also dragons for next turn can we finally give the gobbos their bows so we can get our armor since they now have bronze?
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>503620
>>503626Dragons, we'll do a tech action to make you dragons full body armor, but I think our culture action should be worshiping the messiah, and I think that's what your culture action should be too by giving a sermon to us gobbos.
>>503626Thats cool with me.What would our other option be?At some point I think we need to learn heal and have jesus dragon learn how to turn water into wine, then we add wine to our bbq/orgy night. >>503630I'm down for waiting for this, also cool with the worshipping dragon messiah/him starting to give weekly sermons on the mount
>>503630This sounds interesting, we could have the seers apprentice deliver the word of the messia as culture.
>>503627The dragons found an acient treasure stash of some lost civilization and added it to their hoards.The messiah did not partake in the festivities, saying that material wealth is fleeting and unimportant
>>503634Well since you seem to agree lets get our armor and give them their bows then, as for our second thing we should have the new seer deliver sermons so the messia can grow even stronger with prayer.
>>503640The gobbos suggested waiting and they would do a tech action to make us full bronze body armor.Instead we should either learn heal or learn water to wine.I'm good with the sermons idea.
>>503634Here's my suggestionsHave Dragon Jesus infuse all equipment with Holy energy in order to give our weapons Holy attributeEstablish a sentry to fly around the moutains at all times. They work in shifts, one in the morning and one all night in order to look out for threats and human activity
>>503646Additionally, we can talk to Dragon God about something with our new wealth.I'm thinking of giving Messiah Divine Equipment
>>503646I like both these ideas. We need to get a list of ideas we like going and choose which two are best for each round.Next round one action will be to trade for body armor.Seems we agree on sermons this round to bolster the gobbos action and hopefully the messiah.
Hey, gobbos, I have an idea, what if we create/discover clay/bricks, that way we could build propper houses and maybe gain some pop
AND NOW, turn 27. Winter's over, Spring has come, it's a new year and everybody's retarded.Post your recaps here
>>503650Also a good idea.Here is our list of things to do if we all agree:Have Dragon Jesus infuse all equipment with Holy energy in order to give our weapons Holy attributeEstablish a sentry to fly around the moutains at all times. They work in shifts, one in the morning and one all night in order to look out for threats and human activityAdditionally, we can talk to Dragon God about something with our new wealth.I'm thinking of giving Messiah Divine Equipmenthave jesus dragon learn how to turn water into wine, then we add wine to our bbq/orgy night. Dragon jesus learn how to heal.
>>503655How about you guys make us bronze weapons?
>>503644Since they said they'll tech it that means we should be able to pick it up the same turn which is this one I believe as said by op long ago regarding our standing with them.>>503646I like making our gear divine but we really have very little gear aside from clubs and helmets. I still want to just give the goblins their bows already.
For physical I say scout. For cultural I Think making it so that every Elf knows how to climb trees can be useful.
>>503659>>503656Well, Dragons. We're gonna make full body bronze armor for you this turn now that our tech has improved since last time. We wanted bows for that, otherwise all the other tribes will have the advantage at range.Our culture action was gonna be seeking out the Messiah and praying to him because he's mighty and because dragons are pretty cool dudes.
>>503659That's fine if OP allows it. Atleast we will be able to check it off the list of things to do.So if we do armor from Gobs and sermons this turn then that leaves this list >>503657 we need to decide on for the next turns.>>503656>>503659NaP, if the Gobs tech body armor for us this turn can we go ahead and trade for it with them this turn as well?
>>503658I was thinking that, but that way you guys can't use your magic
>>503659Body armor is pointless because bronze armor is inferior to our scales.Until they get to iron we really only need helmets for protection against our weakpoints, the eyes, and weapons for longer reach in melee. Have the gobs give us bronze equipment for their bows
>>503578>>503554Connect with Brock and ask about Meteor? What else?
>>503667We are dragons. We can wield that shit with one arm, we can use magic with the other
Any orcs around? What should we do? I think that we should develope stone tools and start building the road and outposts.How is our caravan doing?
>>503663>Elves can't climb trees>All elves live in tree housesWut?Yes for scouting send our birds and psychoelf.And cultural.Have elves make magic arrows because flint arrows are shit.
>>503665Dragon armor'll take about 2 turns to complete because you guys are huge
>>503672Your magma and enhanced fire requires 2 hands
>>503669Its never been said anywhere metals like bronze were inferior to our scales.
>>503671give skulls for babies?we need more humans :)
>>503672But no magma balls, bruh :c Maybe, wait until we create crossbows. That way maybe you could enchant them with fiyah Also, captcha
>>503676So once they finish it then we should just get in automatically correct? Assuming they measure us at the start and all that stuff.
>>503678Dragon Body +35Bronze armor +10Equip weapons and you can't use the combo magics like Magma TesticleSomething to consider
>>503673The caravan ran off the human attackers>>503676Thanks. Could you also let us know if bronze armor would be better than our scales or if we would just be wasting our time with it.>>503669>>503659It looks like the armor won't be ready this turn. Having the messiah give a sermon is one action. Which other action from the list do we want to do this turn?
Also, stop scouting for a while, clearly NaP is reluctant to give us more bonuses from scouting and if we spam it, our +50 in scouting might get nerfed.Also we can have instead of Dragon God giving Messiah some Divine level equipment, we can instead make it possible for the rest of the tribe to be able to use Holy Magic, although to lesser effect than a demigod by asking Dragon God
>>503682Sorry for taco-language BTW
>>503680We can only pray for 1 thing, but you gave me an idea
>>503683This turn for measuring, next turn for building, last turn for fitting it on
>>503682Do dragons even have enchanting magic?They might have to culture that first.
>>503663I think all elves already know how to climb trees pretty well, since our houses are on trees.>>503674I support scouting with birds and psychoelf (mostly because i want to see him in action). I'll still suggest using our cultural action to make our elves more bestial. That way they'll be even more in tune with the forest and the animals that inhabit it. If anyone cares, the description i snatched is this: >Physically, they were gaunt kind of things, mostly bald like humans, often times they tended to stand a head or so taller. They had the typical "human" range of skin tones, hair, and tended to have blue, brown, or yellow eyes. Those eyes would be round, as my GM described it, but that's about where the similarities ended. Elves had a projected sort of snout and large pointed ears. They were built to run on fours, but could stand with relative ease and had digitigrade legs. They had sharp claws, and a smile that could make an alligator happy. Their culture, as my GM worked it, was nothing like humans. The one elf we did have as a party member was a half-feral druid, who spoke in two or three word sentences. We couldn't even tell when he was half dead from exhaustion because of the culture shock.
>>503674Okay the part about magic arrows actually makes more sense. I was just thinking about climbing tree, ecspecially the divine one, in order to look across the map.
>>503682>>503677We can have the weapons sheathed until we get downed and require melee.We only use magma bombs as air bombardment anyway
>>503691They don't. If they use fire enchanting on the gobs all it would do is burn them to death
>>503656Ok, stone tools and start the road and outposts.To any of my kin, we should by next turn start to get into cattle raising.
>>503690>>503683>>503687Well dragos, its your choice if you want armor or not. We've gotta build the citadel too and start doing our culture and laws like worshiping the Messiah.
>>503691I was thinking maybe put a mini-magma ball as a tip or something like that
>>503686Didn't WE made then run?
>>503704>Put fire on the tip of an arrow.>Arrow made of wood and flint.That doesn't sound smart m8
>>503673I think we should develop bows that suit our species; I'm all behind starting to build the road.Dragons, this is supposed to be a group project, is it not? How about you introduce your manlet slav... I mean friends to us and elves? Their tech would help our project greatly.
>>503695>>503686We could double culture and try to turn our clubs into staffs to focuse our magic. Never mind on the armor, it'll take to long to make and the bonus isn't really worth it.
>>503708Actually scratch thatIt's magma.>That's even dumberOnly elves can enchant stuff and you don't know us.
>>503711Good idea. Tell that to the recap post and we're done.On the other side, stone tools will let us make the road faster and the developing of bows easier.
NaP is praying to Brock cultural or regular?
Here's what I think we should do for this turnCommunicate with Dragon God using the new loot we got to give all of the dragons the ability to use Holy MagicEstablish the sentry to look out for any outside threats. If any threat is encountered, priority on fleeing to inform the others and never under any circumstances to engage unless it can really fuck them up
>>503693I actually want to make the elves into a magocracy and eventually set up a wizard academy where elves can train and make new magic.
Heya bitches its i
>>503724Wait, can Messiah teach the other dragons Holy Magic or only him can use it cuz he's a demigod?
>>503708>Implying is made of wood and flint now that we have metals
>>503720Yeah I like the sentry idea so we'll know when our allys are being attacked and so we can bring the messias holy wrath to their defense.Also thats a good idea to let other dragons use holy magic by offering what we found. But first we offer him 50% if it if he wants more we bump up to 70% then 100 so we dont get jewed to hard.>>503729I thinks its because he's a demigod and thus has godly power in him.
>>503712Yea, we don't really need the armor immediately Maybe that could be part of what we ask for when we talk to our god about our new treasure.>>503720We need to use one action for dragon messiah to start giving sermons to help the gobbos action.The other I could go any way with the options from this list. >>503657
>>503727I don't see why we can't have both things
>>503732>Implying metal can survive molten rock.
>>503728>>503704Ayy, we've got Gobbos now.What do you think about worshiping the Messiah since he's a cool dude?We need a tech action too. But since the dragons don't need armor, we need to do something.
>>503737Also, can we do a jewroll with Dragon God in order to pay him less?We gonna outjew the Original Jew
>>503738Actually what do you think about beginning to give sermons to gobbos about the messia and as a action we set up a lookout so we know when to help our allys as a turn?
>>503656Try developing stone tools.Start working on the road.Dragons, I know you don't know we want to know Gobos, but their tech would be useful in roadbuilding. Maybe introduce them to us and elves so that we can make an anti-undead alliance, at least for the time being.
>>503743Yeah, hes not a tall asshole, like his dad, and he dates his dad too...I think ill pet him aswell *pet*
>>503744Try that and he eats the offending dragon
Aight boys lemme at itThe messiah said greed is meh, lets elaborate on that. The dragons will congregate and dig deeper into what was said and try to understand and comprehend the messiah's words. (Philosophy)Branching off from this should be a new system of governance where dragons will devote themselves on a path of specialization, to unlock the secrets of the world more effectively and coalesce into one great tub of knowledge. The messiah squires a special pharaoh status as well (Buddhist-Egyptian-Socratic hybrid of social structure and government)Hopefully this knocks us into the classical/bronze age.
>>503746That's fine with me for this turn.Next turn we make a deal with the jew god and pick one of the other actions off the list.
>>503746Let's wait until they finish our equipment.Then we can give their bows, collect our equipment as well as making them worship the Dragon Messiah all in one turn.
>>503743If we get the bows from the dragons, we could develop crossbows, or maybe just clay bricks so we could build houses
>>503749>he dates his dad too.>dateswoah hol up
The elves also know enchantment. Enchantment in our hands is super op. Let's get that and apply it to the citadel if we can.
>>503749>dates his dadSeriously I think it's more of a case of teenage rebelliousness
>>503753Alright so thats two for lookout and sermons.>>503754I want too but we kinda have to be there so they make armor that actually fits us so no armor yet for us sadly.
>>503751Hey salty, I like the ideas. Here is a list of other actions we have planned. >>503657>>503754They are going to start worshipping him this turn. We are just going to have him start giving sermons as well to hopefully boost their action and maybe dragon jesus.
>>503760I don't think we have anything that the elves want to trade for enchantment
>>503719>>503724I confused "praying" with "paying",and that made me thought of something (if you don't think it's too tedious, OP. And players.): Putting a resources stack for each tribe, and it will either increse (4x, by hunting) or decrease (4x, by constructing a building). To make it easier, it doesn't have to be divided in "wood", "food", "wealth", "workforce", etc., just a number that is affected by any factor; gathering wood increases the stack just like having farms. Am I making myself clear?
>>503656Alright, here's our actions.Culture: Begin worshiping the Dragon Messiah. He's a cool dude, and the dragons have been alright to us for these past 27 turns. Since we're facing an undead threat too, his holy light will protect us even more. Praise the mighty one.Tech: Let's get bows from the dragons at the cultural exchange center, since it only needs one civ, us or the dragons to initiate it, we'll take some crates of bows since the dragons can't use them. Thank god to whoever came up with the tech exchange center.
>>503767I'm sure they would find one of our spells beneficial. We should be able to do it.
>>503770Your welcome, I got your back my man.
>>503770i think it was the frustrated manlet advisor
>>5036561st: Human tribe uses those skulls gathered and offers them as tribute to Brock. They wish to ask him what would be needed in order for him gift us the ability to cast Meteor and what they need to do for him to gift them an increased birthrate for the living population. Praise Brock and his brutal wisdom.2nd: Using rocks, leftover bones and their tools they make cages to capture beasts large and small.
>>503774Nah, go back in the archives, ''twas me. Shameless ego boosting
>>503769I'm too lazy to write that iiin
>>503777cool, and with that I'm off to sleep, you'll probably fair better without my shit stained rolls, good night.
>>503656Send 3 elves (with one being psychoelf) out in different directions on their bird mounts to find stuff in the forests.Elves realize their normal arrows are shit and make magic mana arrows.
>>503783I thought you left already! You were quiet and unresponsive. Like a rock.
>>503656Well this seems to have the most supportCulture: Begin giving sermons to gobbos and any interested dragons the word and will of the MessiaAction:Set up a lookout so we can see when us or an ally is being attacked so we can prepare to defend ourselves or get ready to aid our allys.
>>503785>inb4 only one elf comes back>it's psychoelf
>>503797>Implying it could be any other elf.
>>503803You wanna throw hands bruh
>>503785This>>503797Only the strong may survive
>>503809I have no desire to die yet.>>503814I agree with this.
>>503827Not YET! But when you do, i'll be there for you.>>503814While we wait, what do you guys think about the elves's future? What should be our plans? Should we become dank mages? Bestial savages? Rangers?
When are we forming a government?We should form a Theocracy with Boss Dragon as the Pope who leads the tribe and Messiah as the Dragon Saint who protects the tribe.I suggest we do this once the human threat is neutralised and for now we should focus on buffing ourselves.Next turn we should use our newly found wealth to commune witb Dragon God to allow all Dragons the ability to use Holy Magic and I suggest we get Messiah to merge our laser eyebeams and Holy magic together to form Holy Lasers
>>503847Dank mages.Next turn we could learn how to project swords and knives with magic.To get around our smithing dilemma.
>>503860Nigger, combat mages are copyrighted and monopolised by dragons. Stick with your hippie nature magics and go Druids
>>503847In the grand scheme of things I see us as the more stereotypical Elf civilization. I kind of hope for Tolkien-esque high Elves. Also explore enough of the map that we have a base or colony overseas while barbarians are fucking dead, dragons infighting for gold, goblins doing more shrooms and orcs just being AFK.
Humans prayed to Brock, asking for the exchange rate of skulls/blessings."Bring me 130 skulls gained in battle and I shall give you the power to call down flaming rocks from the sky. Give me your current 51 skulls and I shall give you more people, the choice is yours"While the barbarians are contemplating this, the skeletons built cages.So what do barbs choose? Save up or buy now?
>>503858I suggest we try to turn our clubs into staffs so we can use them and still be able to duel cast while they also make our magic stronger.
>>503863Since when do you even have any mages you stinking Jew lizard.
>>503867ow god what do?
>>503867how many new people?
>>503867Flaming rocks, yo
>>503863First come first serveWe already made enchantment soon we'll have weapon projection.If you want it make it before us.
>>503867>>503874inb4 humans choose to save up and they run out of actual humans
>>50387720 life is cheap
>>503873Literally every dragon uses battle magic, you high>>503872Good idea, our dragons are buff as fuck so we can just brute force our way to smacking anything and everything compared to a staff when held by other races. The main reason we use a weapon is get extra range in combat anyway
>>503878>>503886yo 20 more people
>>503863Ayy m8, you're setting up too many copyrights for my liking. First mages, and now paladins too. Not cool, bro. We gon b bettar mages than you>>503865>>503860I see, so we're taking a more Tolkien-esque route with more magic. We can make some nice things out of that, it's good
>>503891Okay fine. People. We will get people
We should eradicate the humans before they get meteor spell.Who's up for a crusade against evil necromacers?
>>503891>>503896Is this your final decision?
>>503902Will the exchange rate be the same the next worship?
>>503900I'm up for crusade if the other factions join in>>503893>>503882>>503748Wanna crusade against humans guys?
>>503903And the humans chose, population
>>503909First, let's build the roads so our troops can move and rally faster.
Elves enchanted their bows and arrows and sent an expidition lead by the smiling one into the deep woodsElves, roll 1d1000-9: terrible encounter10-59: bad encounter60-79: jackshit80-89: okay encounter90-100: good encounterBonus: The Smiling One +30
>>503924Pretty sure we need to do it now considering their total pop is now outnumbering the goblins and go with the intent of genocide.
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>503932His psychosis will guide us through the maelstorm
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>503932OP I thought I said that we make magic mana arrows cause flint arrows are shit.
>>503935>>503924>>503932We really need to deal with the humans/undead now. They're gonna keep on growing.
>>503938Straight into the maelstorm
hey bros can someone tl;dr humans in this part?
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>503932
>>503942>>503939The other elves were smart enough to get us out, though
>>503935Oh, you're right. Shall we attack in next turn or set a meeting point for our armies and prepare ourselves...?
>>503939Ut's the same thing, I just don't want to write more because I'm a lazy asshole
>>503945>>503939>>503938So going to join the crusade so we can finally eradicate the humans?
>>503943Attacked some orcs, failed but turned the dead humans into skeletons. Hunted some lizards then used their skulls for sacrifice, gaining 20 people
>>503951Oh ok then.>Bow bonus intensifies>>503952We can provide some elves on birds.And maybe psychoelf
>>503950The best spot to meet would be the elven forest I feel then we march on humans from there if the elves join in.>>503959Alright then crusade it is to finally get rid of humans, shall we meet at the edge of your forest then march on humans from there?
>>503952We'll try to provide support either from the skies, or from the forest with flying dirt pillars>>503959DEFINITELY Psychoelf
>>503958OP is there a bonus when you outnumber someone?
Are you down, elves?
>>503966We're down psychoelf will see you thereWith a smile on his face.
>>503961Elves found a magical stones with runes etched onto it. Bringing this back will surely improve their magic.Buuuut, they must roll 1d100 for the Smiling One to resist his psychosisNeeds to be >75 for success
Here's the strategy:Since literally no one, LITERALLY no one, knows about the manlets I suggest we have the the gobs sneak in to the human camp with their night vision and steal the Brock helm their chief uses and run to the forest.Once they give chase and enter the forest, we ambush them and elves get their forest bonus
It's drago Hitler I'll confirm laterRight so the eleven forest should be where we set defences to bombard and prevent them from retaliating, reason being is the river. We should mount the main assault on the orc side because it's flat land with no river.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>503970I hope our drugs work as anti-psychosis medicine too
>>503973it's not a campwe have walls...and towers...
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>503970And we're doomed.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>503970It's only a rock. What can PsychoElf even do in this situation?
>>503980Gobs will find a way. I trust Dice God, if they fail well a few gobs won't matter since they repopulate like micr
>>503984You don't want to know what he will do
>>503973That wont work since I think the helmet is literally apart of the chief once he put it on.>>503976So have all the armys meet at the orc camp then thenarch on the humans from there?
>>503989What this guy said
>>503987Like mice*>>503989Ask OP if the helmet can be taken off.We can try marching from 3 seperate directions to split them up and outnumber them
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>503970Elf pride world wide!
>>503989No no no, the assault force musters from the orc side location, North of humies, rest of everyone holds the river defensively with ranged and arty.
>>503998>literally 2 offTop kek
>>503992OP can we lower the psychosis roll by researching anti crazy drugs?
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>503977>>503981>>503984>>503998KekLololololololEnjoy killing yourselves
>>503998>>503977>>503981>>503984>Elves in charge of not going psycho
>>504001Why are we splitting up our forces?
>>503996>>503989So we've decided on attacking the humans?We may want to delay that a turn or so and get healing for jesus dragon as well as letting the other races prepare a little.
>>504007Yes, but it'll ahve to be a good one
>>504009>Literal cannibals not going psycho
hey humies let's punch some stufftotally not mining
>>504001>>503996>>504007Alright guys lets do it like this, the orcs and gobbos supported by dragon air support march from the north while the elfs rain arrows on them from the west and use their bird things. How dies this sound?>>504011Nah we REALLY need to do it now before they amass more undead.
>>504016We are about to have a 4 on 1 race war
>>504013Can we use that drug we found while exploring.The superior weed herb?.
What if (plus the gobbos' ninja mission, that was a great idea) we flank them from all sides?
>>504010Attacking from one direction across a river is stupid and we can't fully utilize our numbers with a river blocking our side. It would be better if we had the extra dudes hold the river and bombard passively and maybe cross over when the enemy is tied up.
The smiling one returns with the amgic stone. The elves who went with him mysteriously disappeared.>>504024THat's for recreational purposes, but sure.
To join a Civ i just need to have a name related to said Civ, right?
>>504029>>504027Take a look at this idea>>504019
>>504030We only sent 2 other elves with him. He can't kill 5 of them.
>>504030What does the magic stone do?In terms of stats and bonuses I mean.
>>504042He killed the ones at the front door. Lel
>>504042He just did
>>504037Then i'm joining the humans
>>504042The extra 3 are the ones who asked him where the others went
Alright. We should spend a turn having an orgy to refill our ranks and a culture action to research a drug that can help with PsychoElf.
>>504038I like it.
>>504051welcumand prepare for war, cause we are doing some 300's shit here
>>504044Your gives a +5 to your magic bonus.Which is now 20
>>504052Oh, gotcha. It was their fault, no one in their right mind would ask him that.>>504044Well, i guess multiple orgies soon?
>>504056Aren't you going to join the crusade? We really need to take them out now.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>504052Hahaha>>504051Welcome. Have a rock
>>504066I understand that eliminating the humans now would be preferable. However we just lost 5 of our people due to PsychoElf. The more Elves there and the more stable PsychoElf is the better.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>504067Thanks, have one too
The orcs developed stone tools (by smashing stones together until they resemble something that can be used) and used them to develop the roads (by smashing stone tools onto the rocks on the road until they resemble a flat road)
>>504077Yeah but your only role in this is fire support while the others are the ones closer in harms way. Were even gonna be closer than you guys.
>>504066I don't think we hobbos want to cooperate with other tall assholes
I was also thinking about getting ready. But we have to deal with this post-haste
>>504077They can easily get another 20 in the next 2 turns by hunting fierce animals and getting atleast a roll of over 50.We need to eradicate them now and it takes 2 turns to start the war. 1 turn to meet up and another to battle
>>504084less skulls for us then
>>504084Well if you guys want you can use your new bows from our backs so you dont have to interact with the tall people.
>>504082Very well. I suppose that our current numbers are acceptable considering the battle plan. I will not attempt to postpone the assault anymore.
>>504092>>504077Perfect! Since it takes 2 turns to start the war, we can use the first turn to meet up with the others and research herbs for the psycho, and the second turn to start the war and have an orgy.
>>504059>>504080>>503903Okay boys. I say raised/reinforced rockwalls with lookout platforms as an action is a must. What about a second action?
>>504096Sounds good, also it'll be a great experience for goblins to fly, making them feel taller
The goblins started worshipping the dragon messiah as he's not that much of an asshole.They also got some bows.
>>504102>>504092I doubt it'd take two as orcs and elfs are already in place and dragons and gobbos will just fly over to the orcs. We all could just easily march on them then and there in the same turn.
Here's a plan:Orcs will stop any humans from coming close with elves shooting arrows from the sky/backDragons will focus on eradicating skellies with holy magic and providing support against humans with magma bombs
>>504104what about we get some mounts, or archers
>>504104I remember something that a barbarians said in a previous thread that I think you should do. Shove rock dildos up your ass
>>504113We must commune witb Dragon God and allow all Dragons to use Holy magic. This is a top priority
>>504121Yeah we do that as culture and as a action we do it to begin the cordinated attack.
>>504116I made cages to catch animals. We need to catch AND tame them. It also risks losing people and finding jackshit. Not goid on a combat turn.
>>504116Agree, we should tame some beasts and use them as mounts
>>504114Done. We'll have to make big board shields instead of bows fitting for our race.
The Messiah has started preaching to the dragons, trying to convince them to give up their greedy ways and resist their base nature. So far none has agreed yet, dem treasures are jsut too shiny.A lookout has been appointed to...look out. For threats. Yeah
>>504123Action will be upgrading our stone weapons to metal ones.The elves want to attack in 2 turns because they want to lower their psychosis
>>504110Nice, now we can get started on those crossbows
>>504121>>504123Dragons, we Gobbos have to prepare by training with our bows and innovate some new weapons to siege the humans. I'm thinking ballistas mounted on dragons.
>>504131Read above, they said they'd attack this turn also so were good to purge them this turn.
>>504131Nah, it's good in 1 turn if it's possible. We'll just lower psychosis as a second action, and have orgies later
>>504121>>504123I'm thinking we may want to focus on healing instead. Holy magic for all would be nice but they all do have laser eyes, we can just blast any stones they throw at us apart with them. I think healing would be more beneficial for now considering with war comes casualties.
>>504126then let's just raise some dead animals from death
>>504131I dont think we should focus on weapons unless they enhance our magic somehow.We can duel wield magic and have claws, not sure we need a sword, etc
>>504142None of the dead animals have heads. We sacrificed them. Also OP said undead animals are useless in combat.
>>504141Alright I agree with the messia getting holy magic. So so far we haveGet holy healing magicDo the cordinated attack staged from the orc camp the the humans.>>504136Everyone is ready to attack this turn, use your tech to get what ever and join in.
Ask the dragon messiah if he could gift us with the ability to have sex with dragos and make functional hybrids.DRAGON MANLETS WHEN
>>504130heya op, can i have a request of instead of a magic slot for us gobo's, we have a machines slot? currently we have hand crank picks just fyi.
>>504148I only said the weapons because I thought the elves wanted to wait another turn before attacking.Since they can attack right now, lets use that action to attack the humans
>>504156>>504159>>504162Alright Gobbos, we've got to prepare to attack this turn.Instead of taking ages to train with bows, we could convert the bows into crossbows and have instant use for them.We'll use the action for attacking with the dragons if they decide to do that this turn.
>>504156I think holy magic for all is more important than healing magic for only our messiah.Everyone can use smite which gets bonus against undead. Undead get barbarian brock bonus and their undead qualities.
>>504162>hand crank picksWhen did that happen
>>504169I mean yeah but with healing magic we can prevent deaths from lucky shots and other things. The regular dragons should be able to just crush them or blow them up.
>>504170i meant drillsLet me go get a recappa
>>504180Again, when did that happen
>>504169>>504156The only reason I suggest healing is because our numbers are low and we can't afford to lose anyone.If you want to go that route our actions could be talk to the jew god about a deal with the treasure we found and plan/execute the coordinated attack with the others.
>>504168>gobbos ride dargo's>Rain of arrows and fireballs and shit>11/10 attacks
>>504182>>504180I don't think that happened yetGobbos are being dumb right now.
>>504183I still say we do healing magic for your reason stated. So dragons is this what we have?Culture:Have the messia develop a holy healing spellAction:Go to the orc camp then march on the humans from there in a cordinated attack with everyone against the humans
>>504175If we lose messiah, were fucked and completely doomed against undead.Were too reliant on messiah and I think we might end up with a messiah and psycho elf vs barbarian chief duel. We might win but if the elves fuck up the psychosis roll were fucked and we lose all the turns we made learning Holy magic.Healing magic is nice and all, but if our Messiah got killed we have literally nothing against undead
well, then let's get some mobile sligshots
And, now good ol' propaganda.Turn 28 starts, gimme dem recaps
>>504190We can postpone our attack by one turn and ideally get both?But we risk facing stronger humans but gobbos might come with us if we wait
Sooo... what's everyone doing? Are you guys preparing for battle or are you going straight to the fight?
>>504204Nah, there's no time. We've gotta go before they pray again for more pop.We'll ride with you towards the Orc Camp. We'll make crossbows for us Gobbos so its easier for us to use.
>>504204Waiting to attack could only make everyone stronger. Even if the humans get stronger so will all our allies. I dont think we should rush the attack until we are prepared. Besides, we all have good defenses except the orcs. The elves have their forest bonus, we live in the mountains and no one knows about the gobs
>>504193We already have those. Slings.
>>504211So we wait?This turn lets get healing magic and something elseNext turn were converting the phat loot and talk to Dragon God for allowing all dragons to use Holy magic and attacking the humans
>>504211Literally everyone is ready to do this and the barbarians will just grind skulls until they outnumber all the other factions combined. We need to do this now.
>>504194Welp, i was wrong.. sorry op.
>>504194Barbarian panel doesnt have cages or rock armor listed, by the way
>>504217If we're doing it this turn we need Holy magic for all. I agree healing is great but remember only Messiah can use these and if we lose him we literally lose 3 turn's worth of research on healing magic
>>504217>>504233Then lets make a deal with the dragon god and head to battle.
>>504233Research on holy magic*
>>504233Alright then lets stop changing our minds.Lets give the dragon god loot so all dragons can use smite and lets attack with everyone is that decided then?
>>504231Those goes in "Rock stuffs" which includes Rock armor, rock shields, rock cages and rock chimneys
>>504209Can we take some toxic shrooms to the camp? So we can poison our bolts with them
>>504238Lets just not keep it that simple though, its a big treasure, maybe the jew god will be willing to give us more than just that.
>>504193How about we just kill more beasts then? If we roll well we can get meteor sooner than later. And we can also do our rock wall.
>>504238>>504236Then that's our turn? Before we link it to OP lets make sure and wait if the other 2 are attacking together with us
>>504247Yeah thats our turn>>504243If we ask for more I feel we'll get jewed way harder than he normally jews.
>>504194OP how much bigger has the forest gotten since we grow trees and expand the forest passivelyAlso can we get a bigger pop from having orgies if we mention using aphrodisiacs?
>>504194>>504242We'll do that then.Tech: Convert our bows into crossbows so it's easier for us gobbos to use them. Lace the bronze bolts with poison shrooms.Action: Ride with the dragons towards the Orc Camp to attack the humans. Bring King Gobbo and the entire army.
Elves, what do you say?i suggest using our first action to attack, and the cultural one to make so that the priestess has to study the plants of the forest, to find new properties they have, and make her focus on psychosis curing on this turn.
Where are we meeting?To the elves: please remember to bring your merc army.
>>504254Then we ask him how much of the treasure he wants to bless us with that. Maybe we can trade more of it later for something else.
>>504263At your camp where we'll march from there to the humans.
>>504262We already have a drug to lower psychoelf and his crazy.We just need to make the potion.
>>504244This might be a stupid idea, but we should send some barbarians far away to create another camp, in case we are killed by the other races
>>504259Wait, what weapons do you guys have?Please tell me you can use the bows, you guys get fucked in melee in one hit and your only hope is ranged
>>504256Check this map
>>504266Alright we'll do that during our deal with him.Can someone link our recap?>>504273They're gonna be on our backs shooting
>>504194Make big ass board shields out of wood and covered with fur.Attack the humans when our allies arrive.
>>504241Sweet. Sounds good.>>504272That is dumb. We have a giant tower with a slingshot, walls, fireplaces, and everything we ever built. Abandoning will fuck us and we lose our +25 territory bonus when attacked
>>504277What's in the abyss?And why do I feel like the human survivors will flee in there?
>>504277>The AbyssThe fuck is that?Also our forest doesn't look any bigger?Maybe perspective is just being a bitch.
>>504271Then we'll make it a holy ritual to give The Smiling One his Potion of Control (keep in mind, this is just to give it the cultural part of the action)
>>504194Culture: Ask dragon god how much loot he needs for him to let us regular dragons use holy magic then give him it.Action: Go to the orc camp and attack the humans with our allys in a cordinated attack.
>>504278Go ahead if you want, semi afk atm
>>504298I think it's closer to the river.
>>504293>>504298Makes me think of the abyss in Dark Souls.
>>504300So? What's your turns?Orcs and us are attacking this turn
>>504289With all your walls and towers n shit, the bonus is now 80.Elves' are 95Orcs are 45While dragons and gobs get their citadel this turn which gives them a 90Oh and there's that ancient temple you can use as a bunker
>>504305>>504194Forgot to mention all the dragons including the messia and boss dragon will participate in the battle.
>>504304I saw that OP!I saw the creature of the abyss.A creature almost as evil and malevolent as psychoelf.>>504318What would be the bonus of the elves,dragons,orcs,and goblins combined if we attack the humans?
>>504312We'll attack and make the holy ritual for The Smiling One.>>504310>>504298You ok with this?
>>504320I think we may end up regretting attacking them with all the defensive bonuses being so high. We should have just waited for them to attack us.
>battle starts next thread>literally no one is there except humans>humans try to attack>cancel attack because of awkward staring which caused their battle boners to go flaccid
>>504332We should be good with the 4 factions bonuses combined including the messia, psycho elf and boss dragon.
>>504333We should make that a legit combat tactic.The Paralyzing Stare
>>5041941st: Humans raise, fortify and build platforms with slingshots on rock walls using already known technology.2nd:Use cages to hunt and capture fierce beasts to use as mounts.
>>504338Don't forget the gobbo king and the orc boss
>>504327Yeah.>>504338PsychoElf is neither friend nor foe.
>>504338Hopefully OP uses the combined totals of all of our rolls instead of each attack happening individually in turns
>>504350Thats we included cordinated and with allys so it will happen at the same time with everyones bonuses at once.
>>504350Back when we attacked elves and orcs, each side rolled 1d50. You'll prolly be rolling 1d25
>>504326Well there's ways dis can go down.Either(highest elf roll + elf bonus) + (highest orc roll + orc bonus) + (highest dragon roll + dragon bonus) vs 3(highest human rolls + human bonus) Or(highest roll of elf, orc or dragon - the roll being 1d30 for 3 sides) + bonuses of all teams vs (highest human roll + human bonus)Or I don't give a shit and nuke everyone
>>504362>I don't give a shit and nuke everyoneWell at least the humans would be guaranteed dead in this scenario.
>>504362The Smiling One says you should nuke us all
>>504372I meant to quote you... yikes. I feel like a dick. But mounts are giid, right?
>>504362The First option sounds alright.
>>504362When in doubt, ask Dice GodRoll a 1d3 OP
>>504194Elf turn:Regular action: attack the humiesCultural action: before the attack, make a holy ritual to give The Smiling One a potion made with the weed 2.0 to control his psychosis. And pray to the elf god while doing all of that, just to make it sound official while we're all crapping our pants because we're scared of his reaction
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>504362Rolling for my vote
>>504405ill double down on this
>>5043621st is fine
>>504362Fuck it, I'll choose one because big numbers are kewl
>>504413Since there is only 2 humans, can one of us roll twice?
>>504420Gobbos are participating too so I'll need 4 human rolls.Each of you can roll twice if no more humies show up
>>504194>>504398Do this but make sure the attack is coordinated with everyone else
Rolled 76 (1d100)ROLLING TO CURSE HUMANS WITH BAD ROLLS
>>504427Dude. :(Arnt you the one that faked a roll?
>>504420Dude, i'm still here
>>504433Shh dragon curses are very effectiveAlso what roll?Goyim, that was antidraconic you know, remember muh 6 gorillion that died in the Winterlocaust
>>504439Shit, i forgot to put the name
>>504439You have no name... and haven't spoke all turn.
Rolled 29, 44, 93, 28, 38 = 232 (5d100)>>504440
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>504451Outcome not so good.>>504446Oh hai friend.
>>504447I don't post very often
so, what should i roll
>>504460>>504458As long as we wait until our battle arrives, we should be okay. Try not to afk during OPs recaps
Wait are we rolling?
Wait for OP's recap guys
>>504483Nope. Not yet.
>>504483Not yet, desu.
>>504483No rolling for anybody, I'm still making recaps
Any other Dragons here?Please roll a 1d100 to curse the humans with bad rolls.
Rolled 3 (1d10)Anyone down for some rock bowling?10 pin.
Rolled 4 (1d7)>>504499
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>504499i'll give it a shot
>>504526Nice. Go for spare!
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>504499Let's see if a wood ball is better than a rock one
AND NOW, turn 28.Before anything is done, the dragon/goblin citadel has been finished, and it looks like...this shit. Huge spires and whatnot, full of rooms for dragons and gobs to live in. A huge dragon stone statue decorates the center and the cultural exchange is still there but I forgot to draw it.And this thing is under the mountain because nobody said anything about building it out of the moutain in their actions.
>>504534What's the defense bonus in the old caves in the moutains compared to the citadel?
>>504534Also>under the mountainLike, literally underground?
Humans continued to fortify their walls, raising the home turf bonus from 80 to...82. But now the can shoot rocks from all sides.Again the hunt is on, like before , humans roll 1d10080-100: fierce beasts50-79: fiercer beasts30-49: very fierce beasts10-29: extremely fierce beasts1-9: the fiercest beasts>>504543Goblin caves: +25Dragon caves: +25Citadel: +85
>>504534Aight, let's just agree to make it trojenheim 2.0 in the future with upgrades.Also yeah those previous posts were on my mobile if anyone remembers that.
GOBBOS! we should advance our technology so we can make our robotic shit! Also, work on decorations as our action.
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>504547
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>504547
>>504549Ayy, after the war, little gobbo. >>504548We're gonna upgrade it a bunch, since the citadel will be our main city.
>>504555Kinds wished i won. Fiercest possible would be awesome. Prolly not tamable. But still awesome
>>504556that mountain seems awfully collapsable..
I suggest that the dragons use the basis of the messiahs teachings to develope philosophy.And then use that philosophy to culture the greed away, thus increasing birth rates from bbq orgy and just generally making our society more stable.With this we should be in classical antiquity, bronze era ya feel?
>>504574don't know, do you want to be hardcore?
>>504558And the humans found....giant snakessssRoll 1d100 to see how many do you have to fight
>>504588Are they poisonous?
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>504588
>>504588They're enslaving the dragons distant cousins.
>>504585>>504592Please roll guys
>>504595That ain't right right man
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>504588
>>504549This pic >>504556 scares me.We should get lots of support pillars. With stone, mind you, after the war
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>504588
>>504607>>504593>>504603The curse is already doing its magic.
>>504566Fiercest beast is a thinly veiled nickname for dragons. So chances are you guys will encounter us on the way to attack you
>>504593roll1d100Number to beat: Lizard count 28 + fierceness factor 10 = 38Bonuses: Brock's favour +45, Chief's Power +30, Rock armor +5; Flaming Rock Hard Boner Spears +15So ez pzThis is basically a formality to enslave another distant cousin to dragons
>>504612Told you non belivers dragon curse is effective
>>504613Nobile creatures such as your brothers could never be beasts.But you... dirty cheater...
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>504619
>>504627.... of course... when it doesnt matter.
>>504627not even goin to roll
>>504627Yesss, get those high rolls out of the way
>>504627And so the humans got sum sneks
Elves prayed and used the magic herb to create a potion to help supress the smiling one's...urges. The threshold has been reduced to 65
>>504643So gobbos got dragos to ride, humans got snaks to ride, and elves got birds.... orcs, what is taking you so long to get yoself a mount?
>>504643What are the bonuses of these snakes?
>>504657they got boars, little gobbo
>>504657They have Boars
>>504652Better than i expected, actually. We should be able to get that with 3 rolls
>>504665Whoops, forgot to add blurb:The orcs found bigass pieces of wood and treebarks to use as shields, even covered them with fur
>>504666Since the beginning
The goblins developed "crossbows" from the bows they got. They tied the bows to sticks so they can hold easier
humans prepare for some reverse-engineering cause today we're getting some nice loooooooooot
>>504690Crossbows?That's one casul stuff right there.
The dragons asked Dragon God if he can bless all of them with Holy Powers, and what's the price"All of your current hoard and I need regular tribute for 8 turns. Can you pay that?"
>>504694We can make bows too if you want, but they wont have a rockology bonus unless we make rock arrows. The dead elves left us their weapons
>>504708Fucking do it, dragos
>>504708Rip off confirmed.Jew level 150%
>>504708Thats way to much for us to pay, how much for you to give us a bonus for the upcoming battle?
>>504709I think the bows were smashed. By the giant boulders you threw at them.
>>504717Op said bodies. Not stuff. Whiners
>>504715King jew is jewing us hard.Lets ask to trade for healing magic for dragon jesus instead. That shouldn't cost as much and we should have some of the treasure left over to use later
>>504715"All your current hoard and I'll be taking the mother of my child to live with me"
>>504720Alright fine then.>>504725What about giving your son holy healing magic?
>>504725Jew level has spiked to 250%
>>504725There is powerful jewery at work here
>>504734It's over 6 gorillion percent!
>>504730"What? Giving this pansy some pansy magic?""Daaaaaaaaaaaaaad, don't embarass me infront of my frieeeends""Shut up. It's gonna take like 80% of their hoard to do this for you. Do you want that? You terrible dragon""dad pls""On a completely unrelated note, Dragon Seer will die next turn, just a heads up""oh fug" - Dragon Seer
>>504753Alright lets work out a deal.We give you 40% and we give you all the loot we find assuming we win the upcoming battle?
>>504753The Jew level I can't sense it anymore.This must be a >Super Jew god super Jew.
>>504753>>504753The position of dragon seer must be a really taxing one. Their life expectancy is like 6 turns. Meanwhile Goblins, Elves and everything else are immortal.
>>504753>tfw lose 2 dragonsQuick question, do you want to increase dragon fertilty?It's in your best interestMore dragons = more faith and hoard to jew
>>504761Nigga, the dragon god could just get bored and not give you anything.
>>504753*i give the dragon seer a hug befor he lives in drago heaven*
>>504761Not sure if we want to do that. We may get some good stuff if we win.
>>504761nigga, just take the deal80% is better than 100% and the broodmother
>>504761Am I sensing a Jew battle?
>>504768Mostly those died before they could reach their natural lifespanPlus they're still young
>>504761DELETE THIS YOUR MAKING IT WORSE ACCEPT IT
>>504768Dragon God probably jewed their lifespan away in a shady deal.
>>504779>>504774FINE THEN, we take the jew deal.
>>504761"Or I can jsut take all of your hoard and curse you with -100 in battle because I can literally do that anytime I want"
I bet OP gets his kick out of the dragons shitting their pants when dealing with their god
>>504782oh boy, you get your healing magic, dragosbut your hoard is gonethat'll probably make dragon jesus happy since you're giving material things>>504785
>>504785Alright we take the 80%loss for healing magic then.
>>504785>Achievement unlocked: Relentless Jewery
>>504794>>504785Ignore radical, were taking your previous offer for Holy magic for everyoneWere supposed to ask him for holy magic ya dildo not healinf
>>504788It was just the treasure we found in the mountains we were talking about. We still have our hoards plus 20% of the treasure we found.
>>504806>lose all our hordeAlright then lets see how dragons react losing it all AND paying tribute every turn.
>>504804Achievement unlocked: MasterJew: 100G, but only if you give up 5 other achievements
>>504806He said all our hoard plus tribute for 8 turns. Thats a little much.
tfw our god is pretty cool
>>504824We ask for prices BEFORE we assume cost. That's why he's nice to us. That and we kill shit.
>>504806"Very good, here, have some holy magic"And so the dragons gained Smite for all tribemembers. But now literally all their treasure is gone. The vault is empty and every dragon is flat broke.Dragons must now roll 1d100 to resist panicking and fighting eachother in a futile attempt to regain lost treasuresGonna need >75
>>504824It's purely a matter of perspective. Your God does not threaten to Jew over their people when ever the two of you communicate.
>>504829Just ask the goblins to mine for shiny rocks.
Damn. I wish you all giant lizards good luck.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>504828Your god isn't a jew, that helps>>504829Great choice guys..We are going to for sure kill ourselves
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>504829Honestly why would you do that horny. If we fail can we just take the gobbos gold or something so we dont go full retard?
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>504829It must suck having to deal with the his every time they get something new. Maybe if they had some weed to chill things would be better.
>>504829This will make dragons be fiercer during combat. They will want all that sweet loot
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>504829
>>504842You spooked me again elf
>>504842Weed makes everything better. Even rolls.
>>504844>>504837>>504836AAAAHHHHHHDIRECT ALL THE HATRED OUTSIDE TOWARDS HUMANSGET THE LOOT DO NOT SHARE WITH ANYONE ELSEBOSS DRAGON DO YOUR JOB AND KEEP ORDER PLS
>>504842That's just mean.You just put a passing roll that they can't use in front of them
>>504829Ayy, can us gobbos roll to make an offering to them?
>>504837>>504844I knew that was a terrible idea.Instead of getting any kind of help we pretty much just fucked the entire battle.
>>504844Welp, at least in the battle we'll go maximum jew and get a bonus for that if not to many dragons die.>>504851You have no right to panic when you caused this.
>>504856Wait waitWere in Greedlust mode maybe we can somehow use this to our advantage by going on a loot rampage
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>504848>this triggers the human>>504853I know :^)
>>504854GOBBOS come to help, since they're living together anyway.Gobs, roll 1d100 to see if your offerings can calm the dragons downAlso >75 needed
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>504867AYY GOBBOS REPORT INWE'RE ROLLING
>>504859>>5048628 turns of tribute is ridiculous.We are going to cripple ourselves for a little magic
>>504867Gobbos if you pull this off we will happily breed with you and create your Imps
I wish luck to all gobbos aswell. This looks awful.
Rolled 81 (1d100)Hi manlets! We're selling weed at discount price. Come and get some
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>504867CALM THE FUCK DOWN
>>504881>>504842STOP IT YOUR TAKING OUR DESTINED ROLLS
>>504159>Goblin Inventor>>503728>Manlet Engineer>>504405>little green manletROLL GOBBOS ROLL!
>>504881>>504842Lolololol You cursed yourselves draggos
>>504872I vote we gag horny dragon next time so god dragon cant hear him whenever we talk to him.
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>504881Now that's just being evil
THE DICE CURSE IS A DOUBLE EDGED KNIFE
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>504867
>>504883hey fuccboi, you forgot to dice+1d100 in your optionsdo that and we might just save the dragons yet
>>504895Good job. May the dope be with you.
>>504881When your just that evil
>>504888I can totally imagine the hilarious scene where a dragon convenes with dragon god and you see two dragons in the back trying to cover another dragon's mouth
>>504110So does this mean the gobbos technically worship the dragon god by worshiping the messiah?
>>504895>>504867OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITGOBBOS SAVE THE DAY ONCE AGAIN >>504873KOBOLDS AND IMPS FOR DAYSAHAHAHAHAHA
>>504895AND WERE SAVED, now you earned any favor from us thats not giving you our loot.>>504903That will literally be us next time.
>>504895Now dragons gotta make imps with the manlets.
>>504895I love you.Come here for that succ and get your dragon manlets
>>504900We got a lot of customers on the weed deals, though
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>504867Kay Kay
That sure is an interesting mix of fantasy and vulgarity.
>>504842>>504881>>504895This was a good session. I'm sure PsychoElf is pleased.
>>504895And so the goblins gave dragon some emergency supplies.Crisis averted.That is, until next turn and the Dragon God takes the loot away again.
>>504873>>504910Were comin for that sweet draggo punanny
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>504867I'm a new guy, who enjoys fungi, hopefully I won't fuck up throwing this die.
>>504924You better hope he is, or you gonna die, son.
>>504925Oh fug, now we need to scout for more ancient vaults while tryimg to make us less greedy also.
>>504923Sums up mos of the adventures I do
>>504929>>504882>>504915>>504926god damn, we've got so many gobbos nowsheeeit
Gobbo's, lets go with them draggos >>504938
>>504933We need to spam scouting after the war...
>>504941we are already going to battle, I'm just saying we need dem high rolls for once its our turn to roll
>>504938Ye, I'm the spiciest though.
I need high rolls or else I'm screwed. Being a lonely orc is not easy, ya' know...
AND NOW, THE (debatably) HEROIC FORCES OF THE DRAGORCELFGOB ALLIANCE MARCHES TOWARDS THE STRONGHOLD OF THE EVIL HUMAN BARBARIANS NECROMANCERS.Before we begin, how many troops does each of the 4 allied tribe send?
>>504960ALL OF THE GOBBO TROOPSWe can spare the population too
humans pick up ur best heroic musics cuz we're going too see some glorious shit here >>504960
>>504960Can humans use our artillery forst and send in a march after?
>>504960What are the populations again?Including skeletals.
>>504960I say 9 Elves and PsychoElf.
>>504963That's like 35, are you suuuuuuuuure?>>504969See >>504643 for human pops
>>504960Our trained army and a levy of 15 orcs.
>>504971And make the rest of the elves stand back and throw dirt pillars at the humans. Or maybe make them cast quake on their city.
I'M GOING TOO!!!!...with all my brethren.
>>504975nigga>>504926>>504915>>504882>>504929>>504938gobbos, we prepared to send all of us in to win this war?
I think we should send all but dragon seer trainee and broodmother.
>>504960The messia, boss dragon and 3 other dragons. Hanging in the air of course bombing them so we can save those shot down.
How many players are there in each race?
>>504971Also, our orc mercenaries!
ROLL CALL.Reply to this post ONCE with your name so i can tell how many players are present
>>504960>>504976Oh, I forgot. Our boss is going as marshall. And his chieftains act as commanders.
>>504984You only live once right? If we dont make it back I want all my stuff to go to Dragon Hitler.
>>504984ye, the whole army with King Manlet the I at the helm35 it is
>>504993MC Herbalist is in da haus, boyeee. Are we doing the whole attack right now, though? Because i may have to go pretty soon, since it's 4am.
>>504986This is fine>>504993Going to sleep in a minute
>>505006we might just need the rolls then we'll be good
>>504984I want explosions, but... flaming corpses will do for now.
>>504993Ready to fight and snake weed.