Blank Slate EditionWelcome to Bullshit Quest, where nothing makes sense and OP is a faggot. Use dice+1d20 for rolling.Classes:Warrior ~ Born in the fire. +2 to all combat rolls.Rogue ~ The shadows are your friend. +2 to all sneak/stealth rolls.Merchant ~ Oy vey. +2 to all speech/barter rolls.All-Rounder ~ An easygoing, balanced playstyle. +1 to all combat, stealth, and speech rolls.How to Join:>Name>Class>Starting Place (Which you don't have to worry about, since we're all starting in one city.)
>>471693>Trash>Rogue>A shit studio room for one.
>>471693can I be a boxer/monk?
>>471693>Dobrahm>Warrior>Behind the bar
>>471693Name:ThiefClass:RogueSomeone else's house.
>>471693Sheklestein GoldbergMerchantMy shop
>no option for maidQuest confirmed for bullshit
>>471693LeeMerchantA small house just outside the city
You all start with 100 gold and 100/100 HP.>>471716>>471728Jack and Enrico Glimmer gain the Veteran Dildo, for suffering to playtest version 1. It gives you +2 ATK.Everybody suddenly spawns in Haven, a quiet town (not for long, I bet) in the center of the world map. There is an inn, a shop, and a suburban area. Outside the city lies the wilderness, along with what villagers call the Crystal Forest.Your journey begins now.
>>471753Dobrahm looks for another warrior to bro it up with
>>471753Go to the Inn, look for a quest
>>471753Check out the shop,
>>471753Go to the shop
>>471753Trash goes stalking, see what I can find.
>>471753Go to the shop.To rob it of course.
>>471753Find the shop to jew someone
>>471755Dobrahm finds the only other warrior is Jack.>>471756You got a Veteran Dildo too. Sorry.Ace goes to the inn and asks for quests. The woman behind the counter smiles.>"No quests here. Check the Message Board!">>471758Jack goes to a shop. The shopkeep looks up from making a sword.>"Hello.">>471759Enrico is following Jack.>>471760Trash finds his companions and what was mentioned before.>>471761Thief goes-- of course-- to rob the shop.>>471762Shekelstien is following Thief.>>471763Lee heads to the shop.~Shop~Wooden Sword - 25GWooden Shield - 25GHealth Potions - Sold Out?Slingshot - 30G
>>471780Buy a slingshot then head out to the forest
>>471780"Sword and shield."Hand him 50 gold.
>>471780Check the Messageboard
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>471780This is a wonderful slingshot goyi-friend. But oh no! Its made of bad wood. I'll take it off your hands for 1 gold.
>>471789Oops, I'm Lee
>>471780Laugh at the idea of using a weapon and head to the forest
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>471780Steal wooden sword.And slingshot if we can.And his gold too.Then look for message board.(Cause all fantasy realms have message boards.)
>>471780Look for a gym.Flex.Squat.Get fucking ripped.
>>471789Lee buys a slingshot. (-30G)>Slingshot - ATK +2>You need to find ammo for this one.>>471790Jack buys a Wooden Sword and Wooden Shield. (-50G)>Wooden Sword - ATK +2>Wooden Shield - DEF +2>>471791Ace checks the Message Board.>Health Potion Retrieval>Kill The Goblin>What The Fuck Is This Guy Doing On My Roof>>471792Shekelstien receives the world record for "Fastest Time of Getting Kicked Out of a Store".>>471796Thief is noticed! The shopkeep pulls out a dagger.>>471808Trash looks for a gym to get /fit/, but Haven doesn't have much in that category.Shopkeep slashes Thief! He's beginning to bleed.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>471840Jew one of the people coming out the store for their weapons.
>>471840Equip the two and walk over to Ace.Take the Goblin quest.
>>471840Pick up stones on the ground and stuff them in pockets as ammo
>>471840Trash looks for a comfy, isolated spot to squat.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>471840Apologize profusely.And act like a sad desperate individual.And get him to give me the sword and sling for free.
>>471840check the >What The Fuck Is This Guy Doing On My Roofjob
>>471860>Crappy roll on stealing>Good roll on jewingWhat am I a merchant?
>>471847Shekelstien manages to fail yet again, but this time, there's no punishment.>>471854Jack joins the Kill The Goblin quest.>>471855I should have told you; you need to roll for search. I'll do it for you this time.Lee finds 4 ammo.>>471856Trash starts squatting.>>471860Thief manages to calm the shopkeep down.>"You should leave.">>471864All that's written on the paper is 'he's cumming into the ceiling and screaming a bunch of strange phrases please help oh god'.
>>471879Go to the forest.
>>471879Sadly pays for a slingshot and wooden sword.And ask him why he doesn't have healing potions.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>471879Fuck it, try to steal the shop keeps money while he's busy with the thief
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>471879Thanks senpai.Go to forest to search for healing herbs
>>471879Go to the location of the Job
>>471879I'll tag along with Jack on the goblin shit
>>471889>Get bad rolls jewing>Get a good roll stealingI'm a fucking terrible jew
>>471899I'm a terrible Thief.Want to work together since we're both shady people that try to Jew others.>What could go wrong
>>471910Sure I'll be the terrible jew while you try to steal from them and fail horribly. Together we'll be unstoppable!
>>471885Jack goes to the Crystal Forest. The goblin must be around here...>>471887Thief pays for his shit... (-55G)>Wooden Sword - ATK +2>Slingshot - ATK +2>>471889Shekelstien robs the shopkeep... (+32G)>>471891Lee enters the forest...>>471894Ace goes to the house...>>471896Dobrahm does some jolly cooperation with Jack...>>471915Trash begins to get /fit/...>>471922Sammael spawns...And that's it for today! We start tomorrow at 10:00CST with a new update. See you guys soon!
>>471930More squats. More deadlifts.
Make your moves; there may be one dead period in the middle of the day.>>471931>>471933>>471940Noted, will be in the next post.
I go to the shop keep and ask where I could get some drugs.
>>472903Investigate the Roof of the House
>>471930Ask why the merchant doesn't have health potions.
>>471933Trash gets buff as fuck.>>471940Jack looks around. It's actually quite a serene and beautiful place; many plants, a small creek, and large trees bask the forest in a rainbow glow.>>472916Tim goes into the shop.>>472918Ace finds a man in a tuxedo...jacking off into the chimney. A shit-eating grin is on his face.>>472929Thief inquires.>"Well, I've run out of material to make them with."
>>472976Approach the man jacking off and say"Oi mate, why are you jacking off into that chimney?"
>>472976Check out the small creek.
>>472976>mantlet>rogue>in the chimney
>>472976Ask the Shop Owner where I gather herbal narcotics.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>472929>Quest detected Offer to collect all pertinent ingredients if he shows them to me and gives me half off on potions.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>472976Search the forest to find healing herbs to turn into potions
Can new players join?
BSQuest v2.1: Gold has been changed to Bronze, Silver, and Gold coins; 100b = 1s, 100s = 1g. Your gold has been changed to bronze, feel free to use the command /stats to see it in action.>>472985>"Why are you not jacking off into this chimney?">>472989The creek goes northwest.>>472992Mantlet has spawned in the center of Haven.>>472993>"You could try some of the forest herbs.">>472994>>472997Lee happens to shit out a Healing Herb. That'll make things quicker.Thief and Lee are given a list and are told to go to the Crystal Forest.>>473017Sammael is in the center of Haven, along with Mantlet.>>473018Welcome! You can join at any time with a name and a class.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>473024>Use spider senses to detect where the money is, i.e. Where all of the rich people live.
>>473024I go out into the forest and grab ALL THE HERBS. Look for gingers and cinnamon.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>473024Explore and search.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>473024/statsSearch for the ingredients.
>>473041Wanna team up?
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>473024Go down the creek while looking for the goblin.
>>473024"Yeah Yeah, anyway, go fuck yourself I want your Tux"Punch him in the face
>>473072Think you gotta roll for damage. Also I want to find you so we can Be pals in crime.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>473076>>473072rollan
>>473028SammaelHP: 100/100Class: WarriorMoney: 1sInventory:-Veteran Dildo (ATK +2)>>473038Mantlet finds that Haven is a lower-class village, and coins are very evenly split among the townfolk. He could check some houses, but it may be tricky.>>473039You gotta roll for Search.>>473041Lee finds a Rabbit munching on some Healing Herbs.>>473045ThiefHP: 100/100Class: RogueMoney: 1sInventory:-Wooden Sword - ATK +2-Slingshot - ATK +2--Ammo: 0Thief finds a Healing Herb.>>473050Jack goes down the creek's path. It's leading to a bright light...>>473061Redshirt spawns!>>473072>>473085Ace isn't even on the roof yet, and on top of that, he punches himself in the dick.Tux Man(?) is charging his dick...~Health Potion Retrieval~2/4 Healing Herbs0/2 Rabbit Meat0/1 Tongue of Goblin
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>473092Check out the bright light.
>>473092/statsI go to quest message board
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>473092(Tongue of goblin)I'm scaredIs ace nearby? Can I ask him to join up with me?If I can't do above, then search for a tailor, blacksmith, and commodities merchant.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>473092Slingshot the rabbit.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>473092got it
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>473092Collect rocks for my sling.Continue search for healing herbs
>>473104>Gets Nat 20>For finding rocksI've found my calling guys.
>>473092Climb up the house to the Roof
>>473107I keep forgetting to roll
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>473111>>473107I cannot believe I fucked that twice
>>473092Check the stats on the Veteran Dildo.
>>473096Jack finds a gigantic crystal, maybe four times as thick and three times as tall as his body. It glows with an angelic, beautiful light.>>473098Redshirt goes to the Message Board. (>>471840, Ace)>>473099Mantlet finds a neighborhood, a shop, an inn, a message board, and a forest.>>473100Lee snipes the rabbit and gains Rabbit Meat. (-1 ammo)>>473102Tim finds nothing.>>473104Thief finds 10 ammo.>>473107>>473111>>473113Ace scales that shit like Assassin's Creed.>>473126Sammael checks his Veteran Dildo.>Veteran Dildo (ATK +2)>A passive item that you can use as a weapon, or will boost any weapon for 2 ATK. Retrieved in BSQuest v1, unobtainable.
>>473135Fuck it go into the forest bear grylls style.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>473135Poke the crystal.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>473139Oh yeah and search for reeds, flint, and kindling in the form of dried leaves.
>>473135I guess I go back to town and look at message board. After seeing message board I ask the shop keep were the gobo is.
>>473135Can I go anywhere?
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>473135Punch Tux Guy in the face
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>473135Look for a stream or lake.(Plants tend to like water right?)
>>473135Cardio. Pullups. Dumbells. Stretching.Trash does it all.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>473135The search for dat herb continues
>>473139>>473143Mantlet rushes into the forest, only to run into a tree, making a branch fall onto some dried leaves, spinning at an incredible pace to make friction, lighting the ground on fire. You take light damage.>>473141Jack pokes the crystal. Happy, bubbling thoughts enter his head. The place, it seems, gives good vibes.>>473144Tim finds that the goblin is in the Crystal Forest.>>473145Scroll up, there's a bunch of places.>>473147Ace punches Tux Man for a decent amount of damage.>>473148Thief finds a creek. Herbs that line the water are fully chewed away in this area.>>473152Trash is now pretty toned. Most probably wouldn't fuck with him.Are you planning on getting a strength bonus out of this?>>473153Lee finds another Healing Herb.Tux Man(?) begins to cry, then helicopters his dick...he begins to fly?>"This isn't the last you've seen of /b/tard!"/b/tard has fled the battle.Quest Completed. Ace gains 50 bronze.~Health Potion Retrieval~3/4 Healing Herbs1/2 Rabbit Meat0/1 Tongue of Goblin
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>473208Try to track down whatever ate the herbs.Maybe I can kill it.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>473208"NOT TODAY"Jump onto his leg as he flies away, punch him again
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>473208Go to where to gobo is whilst picking herbs.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>473208Just look around for the goblin. I don't trust that crystal.
>>473208I guess I'll head off to the crystal forest.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>473208Add more kindling to keep the fire going and stones around it to protect the forest and the elementsOtherwise search for healing herbs to heal the light damage.
>>471693>Esaie>Merchant>In an expansive car
>>473217Thief finds a Rabbit.>>473218Ace falls off the roof trying to grab /b/tard. Luckily, he doesn't take all that much damage.>>473219>>473220Tim runs into Jack. They seem to be on the same quest. Nobody finds the Goblin.>>473222Sammael ends up in the forest with some dank Bateman praise. You could explore on your own, or join the two parties.>>473227Mantlet uses this event to his advantage as he starts a decent fire.>>473229Esaie spawns; remember to put the name in your Name field.~Health Potion Retrieval~3/4 Healing Herbs1/2 Rabbit Meat0/1 Tongue of Goblin
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>473258Keep looking for it. It being the goblin.
>>473258Explore on my own.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>473258Shoot it in it's ugly face.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>473258Pick up mud and continue looking for a healing herb
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>473258Bro fist jack and look for the gobo with him.
>>473258More squatting.More deadlifting.Run, run, run, with varying rythm.Pullups. Bars. Legs.Stretching.
>>473265>>473278Tim and Jack look, but manage to find...nothing?>>473267Sammael looks around. It's quite a beautiful place. The rainbow light bounces off the trees well.>>473268Thief shoots. The rock bounces off a tree and hits him in the left nut. The rabbit laughs and runs away.>>473269Mantlet can't find shit.>>473297Trash finally manages to pull a muscle. He's stunned for the next turn.~Health Potion Retrieval~3/4 Healing Herbs1/2 Rabbit Meat0/1 Tongue of Goblin
>>473304Go ana bathe myself in the rainbow light.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>473304Just go deeper into the forest.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>473304Screw this.>Try to cast magic.
>>473304Stunned, so chill in a tree, gaze at the sky.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>473304Fine then. Put dirt on the wound to slow the blood flow.Search for reeds and flint.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>473304I follow him while picking herbs on our way.I really hope I gather some herbs on our walk.
>>473304Go back to the messageboard, accept the "Health Potion Retrieval" job
>>473306Sammael bathes in light.>>473308Jack goes deeper and finds a Rabbit.>>473311Thief isn't that kind of wizard. No, but really, you have no magic to cast.>>473313Trash recovers, but he probably shouldn't lift heavy shit for a little bit.>>473315Mantlet finds 2 Reeds, 1 Flint, and heals himself a bit.>>473325Tim trips and falls on a rock back-first. That's gonna suck.>>473343Ace is teleported to Lee and Thief. ~Health Potion Retrieval~3/4 Healing Herbs1/2 Rabbit Meat0/1 Tongue of Goblin
>>473348Return to town and search for a magic user.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>473348Slash at the rabbit.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>473348Chip the flint carefully on a nearby rock to make it sharp and comfortable in the hand. A hand axe quite literally.
>>473348Do yoga, cardio, martial arts stances.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>473359
>>473348Tim says ow then gets up and goes to help jack with murdering the rabbit.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>473378forgot roll.
>>473359>>473370Thief finds that there is no magic use in this specific town.>>473361Jack misses.>>473366Mantlet makes quite a sharpened Flint, enough to give him a slight advantage.>Sharpened Flint (ATK +1)>>473369Trash does the monster mash.>>473378>>473398Tim manages to hit it well enough. They gain Rabbit Meat. Would you like to contribute it to the quest or keep it?~Health Potion Retrieval~3/4 Healing Herbs1/2 Rabbit Meat0/1 Tongue of Goblin
>>473425Meditate under a waterfall.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>473425Go deeper into the forest.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>473425Look around for any Goblins
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>473425Use the flint to extract bark from young trees and saplings.
>>473441Oh shit sorry I'm on multiple threads at once.It is me. Mantlet!
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>473435Follow that warrior!Also pick herbs on the way.Whats this about a quest? Are you saying you want me to give my meats to a quest i am not currently doing?
>>473444Sorry for what?Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, s'pecially since they're such good size and all.
>>473431Trash meditates.>>473435>>473451(Tim: Yeah.)Jack and Tim go deeper. It appears they're about to hit the other end of the forest.>>473438Ace finds none.>>473441>>473444CALM DOWNMantlet receives 10 bark and the RNGesus Badge.>RNGesus Badge (No Effects)>Praise the lord. Received when given two nat 20's consecutively.~Health Potion Retrieval~3/4 Healing Herbs1/2 Rabbit Meat0/1 Tongue of Goblin
>>473425Ask around to see if here is any magic college or something?
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>473487Shout. "COME HERE, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT GOBLIN"
>>4734930.o I look for the goblin around where he screamed.
>>473487Light squats to test the body, cardio, supermans, supine reverse crunches, and cobras.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>473498forgot roll
>>473487>Sell the car for good money.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>473487Mantlet uses this young tree bark to weave it into cords.Spill over success into aquiring more reeds.
Ooh can I play?
>>473546Read the original post by op
>>473490Who are you?>>473493>>473498Jack should have worded that better. A random Faggot pops out.>"Suck my dick!">>473503Trash, after all this, gains ATK +1 for his exercise. He won't gain any more for continuing.>>473506You can't sell what you never had.>>473514Holy fuck dude, your gets are intense.Mantlet weaves some shit and gains 5 Reeds.>>473546>>473571Squidward spawns.~Health Potion Retrieval~3/4 Healing Herbs1/2 Rabbit Meat0/1 Tongue of GoblinIntermission begins now. Feel free to grab some coffee, take a break, lie back for a while. I'll be back soon.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>473597Slash at the Faggot.
Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>473597Sneak into the shop unseen by the owner
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>473597Nice.Go back to camp, check on the wound, reapply mud if necessary.Use bear gryls skyls and make an atlatl plus darts from the reeds. Harden and shape everything with the fire during the crafting process. Considering the materials it should amount to one reed being chopped to make the Handel in addition to one crowd to tie a hook on also made of the same reed, and 6 fire hardened darts.
>>473597ATTACK HIM WITH THE BAG OF MONEY. SWING IT LIKE A SACK FULL OF NAILS AND COLD BUTTER.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>473636I KEEP FORGETTING TO ROLL.
>>473597Try to find shit to sell
>>473633>crowdCordAlso this is an atlatl if ya don't know
>>473636Dammit, dude. Just have him suck your dick and while he's busy slit his throat (and hope he doesn't bite off Tim Jr. and he chokes on his blood).
>>473597Forgot to change my name
>>473649>and he chokeswhile he chokes
>>473597Pullups on tree branch, stretching, relax.
Bumping to remove from potential autosage.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>473597Continue looking for a Goblin
I have to go for a bit. Assume my guy just follows Jack and does whatever he wants.
>>473608Jack hits the Faggot. He takes decent damage.>>473614Squidward sneaks into the shop.>>473633Mantlet begins to craft... (11/100)>>473652Oh, alright. You're good.Thief finds no magical education in this city.>>473656Trash still is getting stronk.>>473981Ace can't find any goblins.Faggot swings at Jack and misses.~Health Potion Retrieval~3/4 Healing Herbs1/2 Rabbit Meat0/1 Tongue of Goblin
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>474694Slash at Faggot again.
>>474694Warm up with jogs and stances, then go with squats and bench-press, progressively adding weight and doing the final rep in full strengh.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>474694time to use my speech boost"Heeere goblin goblin goblin, i have plenty of nice shiny things for you to enjoy"
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>474694Attack Faggot.
>>474694Maintain stealth and suprise attack the shop owner. Knock him unconscious and take everything he owns in the shop- even his underwears and especially that dagger from earlier. It's mine now.
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>474767
>>474694Alright, time to go look for goblins.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>474796Oh shit ma bad
>>474700Jack misses.>>474706Trash is getting fit some more.>>474717Ace can't seem to track the goblin.>>474740Tim punches the Faggot! He takes more damage.>>474767>>474775>>474781Squidward misses, the shopkeep notices. He pulls out a dagger.>>474776Sammael finds out that Jack, Ace, and Tim are also looking for a goblin, with no luck at all.>>474796>>474808Mantlet is crafting... (21/100)Shopkeep stabs Squidward! He doesn't take all that much damage.
Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>474874Punch the Faggot in the dick.
>>474874RIP OUT HIS THROAT WITH MY TEETH
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>474884FORGOT ROLL
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>474874Rolling for crafting my man.
>>474874Just look for goblins on my own.
>>474874Run around non-stop, in pure marathon fashion, attempting to last as long as possible. We full cardio, boy!
>>474881Jack manages to kill off the Faggot.>>474884>>474890The enemy has been defeated.>>474894Mantlet is crafting... (24/100)>>474902You gotta roll for search.~Health Potion Retrieval~3/4 Healing Herbs1/2 Rabbit Meat0/1 Tongue of Goblin
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>474951Fuck it, look for a rabbit.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>474951Ok Roll for Search
>>474951Loot the corpse.Follow Jack whilst looking for the gobo.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>474965I SUCK AT ROLLING
>>474957Jack fails to look for a Rabbit.>>474960Sammael finds a Healing Herb, but no Goblin.>>474965>>475001Remember your name.Tim finds a Rabbit, not a goblin.~Health Potion Retrieval~3/4 Healing Herbs1/2 Rabbit Meat0/1 Tongue of Goblin
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>475024I call over Jack then beat that rabbit to death with my bare hands. What did the Faggot have on him? If he had anything at all I took it.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>475024Well, search for some sharp rocks.
>>475024Welp, take the healing herb.
>>475024Keep running around. Set my lungs on fire.
>>475024can I join?>Borish>Warrior>starting place: my bedroom
Rolled 18, 10 = 28 (2d20)>>475024Rolling twice because I was too busy lookin at pol.
>>475051Oh, right. You got Faggot Nut (1).Tim just manages to punch the Rabbit, and gains Rabbit Meat.>>475053Jack finds 7 rocks of varying velocity. He has no slingshot, but it'll serve some use, probably.>>475066Sammael took the Healing Herb.>>475099Trash does that.>>475104Borish spawns in the center of Haven.>>475107...I'll accept it, but after this, you can only roll once a turn.Mantlet is crafting... (52/100)~Health Potion Retrieval~4/4 Healing Herbs2/2 Rabbit Meat0/1 Tongue of GoblinSuddenly, out of nowhere, a mean fucker drops from a tree in front of Jack, Tim, and Sammael; without a doubt, this is the Goblin.>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SHIT?"Boss Fight: Goblin
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>475133"KILLING IT YOU BLIND FAGGOT!"Throw Faggot Nut at the Gobo for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
>>475133Keep running across the city.
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>475133Throw the best one when it comes to velocity at the goblin's left eye.
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>475133Run to the Fight with the goblin, hit him with the dildo
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>475133Search some more
>>475133Borish starts walking south
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>475133Aight before I forget
>>475143Tim throws the Faggot Nut. It's relatively small, but it hits the Goblin.>Hits: 1 (1)>>475146Trash runs so fast, he smashes into Borish.>>475152Jack throws a rock at the Goblin. It landed quite well, actually.>Hits: 2 (1)>>475160Ace fucking smashes the Goblin with the Veteran Dildo. It takes a bunch of damage.>Hits: 3 (1)>20+ Hits: 1>>475172Sammael finds the Goblin right in front of her.>>475187Borish decides to walk out of town, into the Wilderness... (1/3)>>475200Mantlet is crafting... (71/100)Goblin takes out his club and smashes Jack! He takes some good damage, but shakes it off.
>>475242money sack smack just like last time.
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>475242Bash the goblin's face in with the shield.
>>475242demand an apology from the asshole who just ran into me
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>475242Squat Borish like a bar.
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>475242Slam the Dildo into his face at full force
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>475242Crafting for the craft god
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>475250MOTHERFUCKER
>>475250>>475290Tim punches the Goblin.>Hits: 4 (2)>>475254Jack manages to get an overall 26 and mutilates the Goblin's face.>Hits: 5 (2)>20+ Hits: 1>>475259>>475269>>475261Borish stops and demands an apology, only for Trash to t-bag him like it's fucking Halo: CE or something.>>475275Ace misses.>20+ Hits: 1>>475277Mantlet is crafting... (90/100)Goblin clubs Ace! He takes some good sized damage. Ouch.And that is it for tonight. Feel free to come back tomorrow at 10:00CST, 11:00EST.Also, if you have discord, I've set up a room for you to go to. Link will be provided in the spoiler below.https://discord.gg/34YQ5eU34YQ5eU
Rolled 1 (1d20)punch Trash in the throat
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>475322Slash at him using my dank sword.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>475322Noice. have beautiful sleepy time op.Rolling for crafting
>>475348Nice neat 20 to finish of the atlatl.Better get some dank shit for going 10 over and getting a nat 20 to finish.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>475322Squat Borish in proper form, gasping.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>475322MONEY BAG SMACK!
>>475322Wave hello to the goblin.
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)Point behind the shopkeerp and yell "THIEF" then find some cover. Hide.
>>476489Hide IN the shop. Just to be clear.
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>475322Charge my fists with the power of the Joestar lineage and slam the dildo into the Goblin
>>477714Location tho?I mean honestly it don't matter, op is probably gonna spawn you in the middle of town either way
>>477770pretty much my thinking, if I spawn somewhere though it's probably the tavern.
>>478145Oi. You there.get your loli outa this clean thread. Scum.I mean it's still pretty nice tho...
>>478145What are bait and switch images of this type called?
>>475322Right. So it's past 11 est.You alive op or is there no session today?
>>478744OP is thus pronounced dead
>>479294So sad. Was hyped. Now my character and progress has effectively been deleted.
>>479466I considered taking over until (hopefully) the OP returns but I don't know the technicalities of this. Like what the shit Is this? v>>476730And I wouldnt know what to give uou when you craft and whatnot.
>>479480Naaaah let it die my man. If it comes back later then it comes back.
Shit got real this week. Let the thread die, we'll go on August 18/19.
>>479523>>476489There goes my 20 roll :cSee you then OP. This is oddly interesting.
>>479523Yyyyokay my nigYou better gimme some boosts ya feel?
>>479523I KNOW THIS FEEL
Are you fuckers ready for some more dank memery?
>>491538Hell yeah my nigga
pablorougeinside my clocktower hideout