Welcome to the Marvel Universe, True Believers! Today I, the Watcher, will take you on a journey that you will not forget!Roll me dubs to choose your character!
>>4423Best leather costume Spider-man.
>>4434>>4437Roll dubs with dice.
Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d6)>>4447>>44342d6 ?
Rolled 54 (1d100)Galactus
>>4457Options field.>>4460Use any dice that gives you dubs. Use 5d7 or something.
One for time for Batman>>4472Thank you magical man.
>>4472>5d7Rolling for Japanies Spiderman
Rolled 2, 4, 5, 3, 4 = 18 (5d5)>>4472
>>4491>>4477dice+5d7 in options
Rolled 6, 4, 4, 5, 2 = 21 (5d6)>>4491fuck
Rolled 1, 7, 5, 6, 5 = 24 (5d7)SJW-man
Rolled 3, 4, 5, 1, 2 = 15 (5d7)>>4497rolling for Kamala
>>4506Only canon characters allowedUse any dice, just get dubs. use 100d100 if you want to.
Rolled 19, 42, 86, 49, 25, 17, 28, 89, 77, 86, 53, 76, 58, 61, 86, 37, 100, 50, 82, 51, 60, 24, 47, 64, 92 = 1459 (25d100)Rolling for Uncle Ben?
>>4513Fuck you thenNo one likes Marvel or superhero shit in general
>>4519All characters in the MU aren't superheroes. You can choose a normal guy if you want to.
Rolled 76, 15, 77, 51, 42, 4, 86, 34, 96, 45, 12, 8, 61, 83, 52, 74, 13, 84, 50, 83, 82, 2, 19, 29, 47 = 1225 (25d100)>>4522The cops who arrested Thanos then
>>4518>77well, there is a winner.
Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d2)Any dice? I roll to be Jonathan Bradley, the greatest nobody office worker in all of New York!
>>4551I think I'll go with it. Not too many people here. >>4559Anything with dubs.
The year is 2014. Peter parker is 14 years old, Uncle ben is 69. He just had sex and it's 2 AM in the morning. May and Peter are sleeping and Peter has school later. What would you like to do?You suddenly like even numbers.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>4583Go into your bedroom andhold hands with your wife
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d2)>>4583Go to Peter's room, remind him something about responsibilities or whatever the fuck
Rolled 5, 6, 6, 1, 5 = 23 (5d7)>>4583Kill peter
>>4596Ben tiptoes to peter's room and accidentally falls on the stairs. No one wakes up. He makes his way to pete's room and gently opens the door. Peter is awake and is reading a book on physics. He seems engrossed. Will you disturb him?odds are looking tasty.
Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d2)>>4605Tell Peter that with great power comes an equally great reaction(This is the dice choice with the highest dub acquisition odds without being a cunt as far as I can think, unless 2d1 is a thing)
>>4605"hey Peter, your parents would always want to say to you that with great power comes great responsibility, so you know now" Roll back upstairs and do whatever Uncle Ben used to do when he was alive.
>>4624Roll something using a dice in the options field and the total should be an odd number.
>>4423I ROLL FOR SASQUATCH
>>4653Uncle ben's the character.
Okay, I'm just going to go ahead.Ben tells peter that he should close his book. Pete does and looks at his uncle."You know, peter, with great power comes great responsibility.""Uh, okay.""Kay, good talk."You ruffle his hair and tell him to go to sleep. It's 2:30 in the morning and you'd like to take a leak. But, you also want to go joyriding in the night in your RV.What will you do?First reply gets to choose.
HOLY SHIT COME ON, SOMEONE REPLY.
>>4690Hey Peter, it's time to see the dentist
>>4726Ben goes back to pete's room and tells him to go with him into the night. Peter asks why and you just take him by the scruff of his neck. You're out of your garage with your RV. What will you do now?
>>4741Try to enroll Peter into the Shield Academy, I hear they pay good
>>4747Ben decides to enroll Peter in the S.H.I.E.L.D.They drive to the local police station and ask for forms. You are in jail with Peter on suspicion of being a spy.
>>4761Remind Peter once again, with great power, comes great responsibly.Then flip off the nearest cop.
>>4771Ben sees Peter crying and looking nervous as fuck. He probably has a test tomorrow or something.Ben takes out his Captain America locket and wraps it around his wrist.'Fuck', Ben thinks. Now there's an idea."Pete, you need to watch this. With great power, comes great responsibility.""Wha-""FUCK YOU STATIST PIECES OF SHIT" shouts Ben, producing his middle finger to the nearest cop. The cop ignores you, but shifts Peter to another cell.
The faster you reply, the faster this story goes.
It's dead, /qst/ is leagues slower than quests run on /tg/ and interest runs dry quickly due to the userbase currently not the target userbaseHell, even running a quest myself, the target userbase is inclined to direct me to /tg/, they're opposing the concept of this trial boardAnd honestly, I can see why, this could've gone somewhere on /tg/
>>4949Skeletal outcast guy?
>>4958The very same, yes
>>4949or maybe right now most of the quest are either lememes quest or just simply not interesting (don't take it wrong way OP but I just don't feel it to see where your story is going)
>>4976Maybe participate for a while?>>4971The character is Uncle Ben.
>>4985I would love to but there there just isn't anything interesting here for me, personally while i do like SoL type of quest I do also enjoy a good mix of action and story with it, rigtnow im reading the archives for the Homeless Mutant Quest I just ant help it on what i find interesting or what i don't
>>4976It would've worked on /tg/. Period.I remember a Marvel thread about an office guy obtaining Thor's hammer, it was fucking great; ruined only by newfaggots who kept trying to push it to /co/Aside from that, it was a successful quest thread.Again, userbase. You might not like it, but fact is that it ran fine on /tg/, but not here. /tg/ is more densely populated and more diverse in their tastes since it's been established there, especially with MM shit existing.
>>5103I'll start this on /tg/, then.
>>5115Not a good time however, you're gonna get trashed with idiots trying to push you back to /qst/It's a VERY, VERY bad time, on the tipping point of shitty /tg/ politics
>>5120I'll link this thread, then.
>>5120Who gives a fuck? They're just memers who are assblasted.
Tsarting over, anyone want to participate? Name a character and place.
Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d6)>>10476Black PantherDrug Den
>>10494You are T'Challa, the pride of Wakanda. You are in a drug den. You see an exit. What will you do?
thanos with infinty gaunlet
>>10924im in neyyork city
>>10476Captain AmericaMiddle of deep space
>>10476Rolling for Nova, NYFuckin check emdice+2d4
>>11511Sorry, I'm not a nerd. So do my natural dubs count?
>>11517Sam Alexander, black Nova best nova
>>11525Your alarm rings. Do you want to wake up for school?
Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d2)>>11530No, dream of She-Hulk instead
Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d6)>>11530I decide who my waifu is going to be.If roll ends in 1, WaspIf 2, She-HulkIf 3, Gwen StacyIf 4, Emma FrostIf 5, PsylockeIf 6, Angel
>>11539You groggily go back to sleep. You dream of She-Hulk. She's wearing a skin-tight suit over her tight ass and a string bikini to cover her boobs, and you can see her nipple. You realize you are on a beach with her, and no one else is visible. Will you approach her?
>>11550I use my best pickup line"H-hey girl, are y-you an archeologist?"
>>11570>"H-hey girl, are y-you an archeologist?"She frowns and adjusts her bikini. "Do I look like one?>"N-No""We're alone here, I could use someone to talk to. My back's burning, will you apply some sunscreen on it?">"S-Sure"She removes her bikini and lays down. You are earnest to see her boobs. Her back is hard as a rock and very hot. Will you>ask if you can apply some on her butt>ask her to turn over
Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d2)>>11580Ask her to turn over, clearly those abs need some sunscreen!Alternatively,Realise she's a lawyer and facepalm yourself with sunscreen
>>11580I cheese it
>>11601>W-will you turn over now? I think the sun might burn your boo-front.Jennifer looks at you with ne eyebrow raised and says, "One good turn deserves another.She turns around rapidly and before you knwo it, she has you pinned to the ground and her large, beautiful breasts are in your face as she is squeezing the sunscreen bottle to apply it on your stomach.>O-Ow"OH!"She notices that she was sitting on your crotch, and asks you if it hurt.>A-A little"My mother told me that kissing something when it hurts makes it better">She takes off your pants and is shocked by your dick. She does a double take and then goes down. Do you stop her?>yes>no
Rolled 5, 10 = 15 (2d10)>>11642
Rolled 3, 8 = 11 (2d10)>>11665I just realised I voted for the opposite of what I wanted
Jennifer turns around so that her ass is on your face and props your dick upwards. She kisses the tip several times, and then the head. >AAAAAHHHHH"W-what? did I hurt you? So sorry, I'll try harder.She violently starts kissing your dick, it hurts for real this time. Your dick will snap if you don't stop her.>"THAT HURTS, JENNIFER!"She looks at you with widened eyes, and says sorry. She says she can mae it better by making your dick take the shape it always had. She slowly takes your dick in her mouth and rolls her tongue between the head and the foreskin.You eyes are closed, but a drop of liquid drips on your lips. It feels cold, just like jennifer's lips. You taste it, and it smells like honey, only better. You open your eyes and realize she is still sucking your dick and the pain has gone. Her entire body is shining, her nipples are hard and poke your abdomen gently. Her pussy drips with godly liquid.You hands are free. What will you do?
>>11712Her pussy juice is cold. You try to wipe it off with your hand.Jennifer suddenly turns around."Why did you do that?>"It was dripping on my face""oh"Her cheeks turn dark green and she asks if your dick feels better. She turns and sits on you, propping your dick up with her ass. Your dick slides in the crack and you feel the cold liquid running a stream on your abdomen."You're awfully quiet.">"Um- my penis is still burning in the sun. It still hurts.""Was it cold? On your lips?">"Y-yes.""I think I can cool your dick."Jennifer raises her ass and slides your dick inside her pussy. It is cold, yet warm and soft inside. Your dick feels amazing and you close your eyes.Jennifer starts applying sunscreen on your stomach with her hands, and her beautiful breats start moving ariund as she moves her hands.You realize your dick is throbbing."Are you comfortable"?>"Yes, very!""I can feel it moving in me"She says her breasts feel warm from the sun and asks you to apply some sunscreen on them.She starts moving up and down on your dick while you hold her soft breasts to protect them from the sun. She is moaning loudly.Suddenly, you see a large, green figure in the distance. You are about to cum.Will you>cum in her>pull out>control your urge and call out the large green figure on the horizon
Well? Is anyone interested?
Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d10)>>11821Fail my urge to call out the figure.
>>12057You decide to ignore the green figure in the distance. Your dick feels like heaven and you close your eyes and suck her breasts until they turn red, while she bounces on you, moaning in ecstasy.Every thrust feels like the greatest moment of your life. You are unabel to resist the urge anymore and you fill her with your semen. She moans loudly and in that period of sheer blissfulness, you witness a large, green fist hurtling towards your face.Do you want to wake up?
>>15637Headbutt the fist as you saturate Jennifer's womb with your seed, leaving a permanent testament of your defiance as she carries your child.
>>18206You try to headbutt the fist just as your seed reaches jennifer's womb.Alas, you die. Because it's the fucking hulk.You wake up. You're late for school. The fuck will you do now?>ditch school>go to school
>>18293>ditch schoolCan't go out with a boner like this.
>>18327Sam decides to ditch schol. It's not like they teach anything important there, anyway. What would you like to do now?>go out and do random shit>stay at home and sleep>stay at home and masturbate>watch tv
>>18464Rub one out then get out and do random shit.
Sam decides to rub one out.He starts stroking, and he lays down naked on the couch, because it's more comfortable.He goes to sleep, because he's tired.He is standing somewhere, and he can see a figure in the distance. Who is it?
You're at some kind of high-class party. There's a thin, muscular girl in an extremely low cut dress staring at you.And then ere's the short, very well-built guy standing right next to you who looks angry as fuck at that girl.Whom do you approach first?
>>18656Approach the girl.I'm sure it's safe.That's just his normal face.
You casually whistle and walk towards the girl.A thick arm shoots out towards you and says, "Not so fast, bub."The angry guy is holding your hand violently. You can not break free, and the girl is standing the way she was before. A woman with red hair appears in your thoughts. Suddenly, the short, stocky guy starts shaking you very violently.You wake up.The front door is ajar and you were sleeping on the couch, naked, with an erection. Mom will be home in the evening and no one else was about to come home. You hear something fall in one of the rooms. Do you want to investigate?You need to pick up a weapon. Will you>pick the TV remote>a screwdriver>Some kind of heavy glass decorative ornament>Your bare knuckles
>>18734your bare knuckles..... and erection
>>18734>Your bare knucklesAnd an erection. That'll teach them.
You decide to go commando, for dramatic purposes. It's just a dick, anyway. Everyone's seen one.You edge towards the bedroom door and slowly open the door. It makes a huge creaking sound and you foich, and skmething inside rolls. >"huh?"Someone's inside."HEY WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE IM CALLIN THE COPS ON YOU SO YOU'D BETTER BE READY YOU DUMBASS"You suddenly open the door and a small orange-colored figure dashes towards the apartment door, which you forgot to close.FUCK.This thing is seriously fast. It's out in two seconds flat and took the stairs down. You decide to lock everything and just stay inside.You check the room the creature was in. There's some kind of helmet on the floor. Right, that's your father's "space-cop" helmetpsssh. Like THAT works. He'd tried to wear it many times and it never worked. It's just a bike helmet or something. The "thing" might have knocked it over.Fuck it, you have time to BURN. You decide to keep the helmet with you in case that thing returns.You decide to sleep. Creepy shit went down, and the helmet's spooky enough.DO YOU WANT TO SLEEP?>yes>no
>>18805Nah, man. That's creepy. We'd probably get nightmares.
Your dick isn't cooperating, and you are too alert to sleep. You decide to try the helmet, for nostalgia's sake.Nothing happens. You start singing your favorite song.That's how it startsWe go back to your houseWe check the chartsAnd start to figure it outAnd if it's crowded, all the betterBecause we know we're gonna be up lateBut if you're worried about the weatherThen you picked the wrong place to stayThat's how it startsAnd so it startsYou switch the engine onCOMMAND ACCEPTED. ACTIVATING NOVA PROTOCOL EE-23-TRYou stand up to look where the voice came from and realize the helmet's working. It's mapping your living room.NAME: SAM ALEXANDERRACE: TERRANAGE: 2 GALACTIC YEARS"um.. hello?"HI. HOW MAY I HELP YOU TODAY?You realize you're wearing some kind of suit now. The air inside is cleaner, better. What do you want to do now?
>>18883Be excited.Try if we can find a trace of the intruder to follow?
You decide to investigate the break-in."Um.. Helmet, investigate footprints."SCANNING, PLEASE WAIT.FOOTPRINTS BELONG TO A TERRAN PROCYON LATOR, COMMONLY KNOWN AS A RACCOON.huh. It was just a raccoon. I wonder how the door opened.WOULD YOU LIKE TO FOLLOW THE TRAIL?"yes"The visor shows you the way, and you pick up the keys on your way out. A pocket on your costume conveniently appears and you put the keys in. The pocket disappears.The trail leads to a window, after which it floats through the air.SUBJECT FLEW THROUGH THE AIR AND IS HEADED TOWARDS SECTOR-23A IN GALACTIC QUADRANT 3. FOLLOW?>yes>no
>>18963we guardians of the galaxy now.time to fuck bradley cooper up senpai
>>18985You feel weightless and you start to fly. The suit aligns you and in an incredible burst of speed, rushes upward through the air. "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT"The suit is going really fast now, but you feel nothing. You've now crossed mars and are heading towards SOMETHING.You realize it's a large black sphere, and it's glowing blue. The suit goes through it, and comes out on the other side.SPEED: 9976453728932 m/sETA: One minuteYou refuse to believe what you see. It's an alien civilization, with a huge, glowing skull and what seems like a huge line of traffic going through it.SPACESHIPS!!This message flashes through your visor:WELCOME TO KNOWHERE, HOME TO THE FINEST CELESTIAL BRAIN JUICE!!You suit begins to slow down and you land on a large unoccupied space.Just then, you notice a man running towards you. He has a bionic eye and is wearing a brown coat. He looks young. He calls you "Nova".Your suit fails to identify him.Do you wish to talk to a possible alien?>yes>no
>>19069Yes.Maybe we're officially a space-cop now?Let's try to make a good impression.
>>19069no we need to find that coon.
>>19075Oh, and tell him we're looking for a... talking raccoon.
The man smiles and tells you his name.>"Star-Lord""Is that really your name? And how do you know me? And what is this suit?">"Hmm... you're just a kid, aren't you. You have no clue about the mess you've landed in. Follow me, you'll have your answers"You follow Star-Lord. A helmet suddenly appears on his head from nowhere, and his coat turns shades of red. zhe enters into a large room with a huge sliding door. It's very messy inside.>"Come on in, everyone's friendly""Doesn't seem like it"There's a woman with green skin working at a table, a large man lifting weights, a statue of a tree and A RACCOON"HEY! YOU BROKE INTO MY APARTMENT"The raccon looks intelligent. He looks towards you and nods his head.>"Kid, I was fixing the damn helmet. Stop being stupid and shut the hell up, tryin' to work here.""Well," says Star-Lord, with a sheepish grin on his face. "That's the whole gang. Now, about your suit. You're a part of the Nova Corps, a galactic police force that maintains peace throughout the galaxy. We're at war with a huge army of soldiers from another dimensions, called the Annihilation wave. Many other Nova have died, and we were ordered to recruit new members. That's you.""People have DIED!? I don't want to participate! Fuck off!">"It's perfectly safe, you're just the eye in the sky who will shoot people. You won't get hurt."The statue of the tree moved. It's staring at you now."And, anyway, we can't let you go now, and you can't leave without the suit. So you HAVE to participate. zbetter learn something so you won't die."Just then, alarms ring and the whole place shakes violently. Star-Lord tells you it's now or never.You might be able to escape. Do you wish to take your chances?
>>19144They never taught this in school.Fuuuck...Fine. Let's do it.
>>19166You decide to flee. Star-Lord tries to stop you but you are already at the Knowhere entrance. You ask the suit to plot a course to earth when the first wave hits. AUTO DEFENSE PROTOCOLS INITIATED.NOVA CORPS: CONNECTED.WELCOME, SAM ALEXANDER. NOVA DESIGNATION: ROOKIE.TERR-034Your fists have transformed into mini-missile launchers. You point them at the incoming wave and manage to hit a few creatures. You notice that the raccoon is using a huge gun along with Star-Lord. The woman is flying and shooting lasers while the heavy guy is throwing metal."Suit, do you have something powerful?"YES. INITIATING QUASAR TURRET.WARNING, ENERGY LOW. 3%."How do I charge this suit? TELL ME, FAST!"With your weapons disabled, you are running around, defenseless. The missiles hit your suit, but the suit absorbs them.ALL NOVA SUITS CAN MANIPULATE ENERGY. TAKE A HIT, AND IT WILL CHARGE YOUR SUIT. The biggest gun will help, you think."HEY, RACCOON, CHARGE MY SUIT!""'ure thing, kid."He shoots a white beam of light twoards you that hits hard and launches you into the upcoming enemy fleet.CHARGING, 40%"AGAIN!"The raccoon shhots again, and this time hits you on the helmet.You damn near crack your head.CHARGING, 97%"Okay, engage quasar turrent radially and annihilate all enemies"CCOMMAND ACCEPTED. ENGAGINGAnd just like that, in a few seconds, the whole fleet is on the ground and your suit is out of energy. You drop to the ground like a rock.EMERGENCY COMMS, ACTIVATED. RICHARD RIDER OF THE NOVA CORPS REQUESTS YIUR ASSISTANCE AT XANDAR. ACCEPT?>yes>no
>>19313Yes. Chicks are gonna dig this.