Welcome to Adventure Civ Medieval!In this quest, you will help a medieval realm strive and grow as trouble arises and other nations work on their own agendas.Last time, the Bowtie Queen was reported dead, the copper nation was beaten by giants, and the tree rebels were eradicated.how to play:1) choose a realm to play for. change your name to reflect your choice (ex: Bowtie Noble). Max 4 players per realm.2)each turn, your realm has 2 actions. You can choose a cultural, technological, or immediate acion, plus one bonus action based on your realms' bonus action(if your realm has a bonus tech action, you can do any action one time per turn, plus a tech action).3)discuss with your compatriots which actions you will take. Once you're done, reply to my recap anchor post with the recap of your actions.twitter: @Opee_Adventuresprevious threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=opee
>>431693Lets do this
let us go!
Heliomagi temples were expanded to house more people, both for the wounded and refugee families.Wizards of both cultures combined their knowledge to improve their spells. the ascended shamans can now bathe in virgin blood for superhuman strength for a day!The giants have been seen closing in on the borders. The maidens came back from their raid defeated. Their losses weren't heavy but their morale took a hit.The bowties have been informed about the clans living in the sunlands. How they react to it is up to them.After much inspection the rat lunch has been deemed edible. A heliomagi volunteered to try it, and she said the bread was stale after such a long journey, but it was still pretty decent. She rated it seven out of ten.a shaman flexed. He felt very good about himself that day.
>>431760Im glad for the heliomagi and the shaman, they deserve some nice things
>>431760damn, food critics these days...
>>431760Sounds pretty good to be honest
>>431838I wonder where you get your virgin blood from?
>>431851It all makes sense
>>431760The bowtie armies withdrew from Ratbane, leaving a few bureaucrats and a meager garrison instructed to welcome any rat officials and invite them to a peaceful discussion around a good meal.Once the latest cannons were completed, they headed south into sun territory. They marched all the way to their western border, where they met the copper warlord and maidens' armies. Though they recieved the sun shamans' message, tension built between those two historically conflicted people.The armies were forced to stop, being exhausted after such a long march, and learning about the incoming menace. They are stationed with the other two armies on the borders, but they are not sure they wish to fight another people's fight yet.turn 20 start!
recap anchor post
Alright, fighting giants. What can we do?
>>431927We could try combining a turn to get our troops acustomed to each other, like a joint exercise or something. We could also man your warzeppelins with our cannons and mortars
>>431961indeed, only through unity may we get through this
>>431927You guys should start setting up as many defences as you can, Set up cannons, mines, and lasers.You should also consider setting up a fall back position if everything goes to shit.
>>432008we've still got th bowtie lands to fall back to. And if everything gos to shit we just have to hide behind our wall in the rat lands and hope our greatest fortress ratsbane can be usefull for something
>>432031I dont know if you should be relying on the hospitallity of the rats when the remaining population of 3 nations swarm their borders.
>>431927You could get a 5
>>432073What are the rats gonna do? we control the border and they're not that dumb to throw away allies when two fucking giants are marching their way
>>431961This sounds good, so the 3 armys can can get an edge by working together.
>>432109They could sell you out to the giants, and beg the giants for mercy. After all the giants enslaved humankind, not the rats. I doubt the giants really care about who they rule over, but I wouldn't doubt that at least some of the rats would be thinking about doing anything to get on the giants good side.
>>431899The Art Quality is picking up here a lot recently.
>>432224It's me by the way.
>>431851we can get their menstruation blood insteadShall we start preparing for giants?
>>433782Yes, let's. Now what ideas do we have? Turn all the sun lazer mirrors straight at the giants? Combine our warzeppelins with the bowties' gunpowder weapons to make WarZeppelins Tier 2? Dig a really big hole, hoping the giants will fall in? Rig the border with explosives? Have all the ascended shamans unite for one final, desperate offensive? Evacuate all the women and children to bowtie land or to the secret hidden holy spa so that even if we fail, our bloodlines still have a chance to continue? Have all the super duper shamans flex really hard that they transcend the confines of this mortal world and merge into one singular, superior being - The God Emperor of Mankind? Eat a sandwich? THe list goes on
>>433801I'm thinking that we still have 1-2 turns till the end, I'd love to have that emergency cave in the holy spa in case, which i bet it will, shit hits the fanNext, since you guys already have a wall, maybe we can train to strengthen our forces? or go tech? im not sure which would give the bigger bonus but we should try to do all of em
>>433816Let's invite all 3 armies to train together
Can we try and get the rats and bowties to join us in this? we could ask them through our embassies if they'd be willing to join us. seeing that after we'd be killed they'd continue to the bowties and then the rats. also, the seawitch is probably up to no good, and I think we should keep paying attention to that
>>433840Well the bowties are already here, so we could spend a free talking action trying to convince them to fight. And the rats...might not agree, since we didn't help them against the bowties before, remember that?
>>433841yeah but they'll die if we don't win and we wouldn't have died if they'd lose.we should also try to think up a plan to kill the giants.
>>433846Well, jsut asking probably won't hurt. Should we try informing the trees too?
>>433848we have no way to contact them I think.
>>433849Maybe our Ratlands embassador could just stand at their borders and yell into it
>>433850"HEY GUYS NO HARD FEELINGS OF YOU KILLING US BUT DO YOU WANNA PARTY IN THE SUNLANDS? AND BY PARTY I MEAN SLAY TITANS THAT ARE OUT FOR US"
>>433851Actually, have they ever killed any of us in this era? Or even interacted with us at all?
>>433852was doing it out of rat point of view, we haven't even seen any of the trees this whole era.
Well fug, none of us had a recap yet
I would like to um... research more blood magic,we can maybe make a spell the female caster can only activate it once a month with a special kind of blood we would call it: flowing emotion it basically makes the target really angry/sad/happy :^)
>>434207yeah we're kind of slow today.but if copperbros and sunbros are here we can make our turn, we got the part of the embassy already now we need a plan for surviving the titans attack, and then some more cultural actions.
>>434258As a backup plan we may need to use the secret holy spa as a hidden retreat. Or evacuate the women and children to bowtieland
>>434271any non fighters should be evacuated to the bowties asap. we have good relations with them so we should ask them if that's okay!
>>434271I can support hiding away all the noncombatants.
>>434325Not sure about the others, but i think it'll be okayish.Just make sure you keep your magic away from our good and pure bowtie citizens
>>434325>>434338>>434339So, free embassy action: ask bowties if we can send all the noncombatants into their land for safety?
>>434339yeah we'd have to do that, but most of the people that use magic will be fighting.
>>434346Yeah that'll work, what should we do for our second action since it looks like were training for our first one.
Whats habbening fåm?
>>434357So a shared training between the suns and the bowties?That leaves a tech for us and a culture for you, right?
>>434357We should all piss into the sea simultaneously to mess with the abyssal creatures.Or rig the walls and structures nearest to the titans with explosives
>>434366I'd think so, yes. If the bowtie side agrees with the shared one anyway.
>>434367What if we send kamikaze coppers to climb into their asses
>>434375We now return to the rectum ravaging sphincter punching huh
>>434384Maybe with the culture we can start training squads of elite soldiers skilled in both our magics? Fire, blood, and spirit?
Big update tomorow
>>434400And we shall use those elite soldiers to make an a stealthy expidition back into Copperland to rescue any living engineers.So we can shove them up the giants' assess.
>>434403Then should we finish our recaps now
>>434417You can do yours i think, but i'd rather wait for other bowties before i finish ours
>>434417okay so, what's the plan for the upcoming defence against the titans, what can we do, we do have the updated transcended, maybe we can do something else with the magic, like think of something crazy that might help them get ambushed.
>>434516Can we use powers over sunlight to mess with light and create mirages and illusion, can we do that
>>434525can we create clones through sunlight?can we use a giant lens of glass so we can burn the titans to a crisp? multiple lenses?
>>434538We do have all these lens lying around acting as turrets. Time to use them. Should probably use all the magic at our disposal too.What if we combine summon wraith and summon demon to make....Ghost Demon. Or Demon Ghost.
>>434551ghost demon could work, maybe mind bending and possess could work, if we use shamans and coppers that are hidden and try to possess one of the titans that aren't the magic ones.
>>434569What if they're all magic
Rolled 29772 (1d100000)
>>434575we saw some that weren't of the magic kind, maybe opee can give us a heads up about how many titans there are.
>>434551Ghost demon might work. I doubt we'll be able to possess a giant, I think they're all magic.
>>434586>>434588Possessing giants again seems unreliable without proper further intel. So maybe we should jsut go for either "Ready the sun lens to fire at giants" or "Further find out how to combo both civs' magics together, like combining Summon Wraith and Summon Demon to make Summon Ghost Demon"BUt that's just how Is ee it. Any other ideas?
>>434622i think setting up some kind of struggle point for the titans would be good, setting up multiple giant lenses and using the sunlight to burn the titans. use the contraptions of the coppers like the bombs on giant crossbows. then we also got the super buffed up transcended which can pack some punches. and if we want to keep up to our roll as sunshamans we should dig a giant hole that we can use to trap the titans.
>>434663Can transcended shamans kamehameha the ground hard enough to nake a large enough hole. We should find out.
>>434684find out on the next episode of shaman ball z
>>434695>"Foolish shamans, I will now destroy your land in 20 minutes">Twenty episodes later and we still haven't got past the yelling to power up phase
>>431905 #Culture: Institute a national education programme for all children (especially girls).The main purpose of this is to illustrate the problems that the rebels caused and to portray them as evil so another uprising is less likely to happen in the future, but it also serves to provide basic knowledge and skills.Action: Send out a large expiditionary force to travel south along the coast to scout for where the Giants are coming from and possibly stall them. They will be provided with plenty of provision since it may be a very long trip, and they will be instructed to not antagonize any locals they meet, including rat people.
>>434711Hey! What shall we do we still haven't decided! Also I won't be able to reply much but I will try tonight!
>>436882Maybe with our second thing we should set up a evacuation plan to either the secret spas or bowties if the giants break through. That way your pop wont get wrecked like ours did.
>>436882Oh fuck that's right. So to all Suns and Coppers who are currently inside Sunland, how's this:-Initiate massive joint training exercise of all troops present from all sides to prepare for the coming onslaught-Set up even more sun lens in addition to the ones we already haveFree embassy action(s):- Inform anybody left (aka rats and trees, if possible) of the coming titans and ask for their help if they can spare any, if not then eh, we tried- Ask bowties if we can evacuate all the non combatants into their land in case the defense fails- If bowties refuse then plan to set up a secret bunker in the secret holy spa
>>436888Sounds logical and it would count as a cultural action
>>436894So our second action is to set up a evacuation plan?
waiting on the recaps
>>431905Well since nobody else's saying anything-Initiate massive joint training exercise of all troops present from all sides to prepare for the coming onslaught-Set up a backup evacuation plan, like making the secret holy spa into a secret bunkerEmbassy n shit- Inform anybody left (aka rats and trees, if possible) of the coming titans and ask for their help if they can spare any, if not then eh, we tried- Ask bowties if we can evacuate all the non combatants into their land in case the defense fails
>>431905Bowtie recap:Action: joint training exercise with the suntribe to get the forces accustomed to each other and break down the tensionTech: Using our knowledge of burrowing, learn how to create giant pitfall traps for the giants
>>437428Sorry! But that turn is alright with me! Next turn we'll have to set up an ambush in my opinion.
Rolled 68 (1d100)scouting: giants0-10: found you!11-50: giants found51-100: giants stalled
>>437673RNG not such a huge dick this one time
>>437690Rng is on kelp right now
turn 20 end!In the year following the rebellion, elves set up a propaganda program, starting with the foundation of an education system for boys and girls alike, promoting the Elfland ways and showing them the path to a decent life.Scouts were sent south, to check the rumor of giants spreading chaos. They did find the giants in the copper realms, heading south. A bold druid aboard the scouting ships decided to entangle a giant, causing the startled titan to enter a rage and go after them. They nearly got hit by its rocks and spells before getting out of range. The creature never went into the water.
>>437762Opee, how many giants are there?
>>437774Theres like 2 left I think.
wait I can't even draw tomorrowthis has to be the last nightwelp
>>437783Ah fuck. We finale now?
>>437783Whoa! Sudden finale?
god damn this is too suddenI don't even know what to dobut I can't just cop outLet's just make the worst ending in history and call it a day
>>437874>the worst ending in history
When the giants came, they found three armies waiting for them. Though the rats have not answered the call to arms, and the bowties never agreed to the alliance officially, they stood united against the common threat to the end.Though the giant pitfall traps did not fool the giant magic beings, the demonic sun shamans sure did! taken by surprise, they took nasty wounds before they could prepare their defenses correctly. When they did, they got stuck in a defensive position: the hail of spears, cannons and magic stopped them in their tracks before they could do any damage.This kept going on for hours, with the giants taking seemingly no damage, and a bold shaman dying for getting too close. Then, the blood giant raged when his protection (voluntarily or not?) exploded, causing an earthquake. It dashed for the walls, but the formidable defenses of the joined armies defeated him before he could reach the first line of defenses. Its companion, out of desperation and frustration joined it in death.the giants have been defeated! peace reigns on the four nations!The coppers and bowties went back to their homes after a great feast in the holy spas. The old feud between bowties and coppers has receded, as more than friendly bonds bloomed on the battlefield between some of the troops.The engineers were punished for their cowardice, but it was soon obvious that they had already paid their price dearly, so they were forgiven.The Bowties still wait for their Queen and princess. They held a grand funeral pyre for the Marquis, who died in bed of his old age. The rats pushed for a white peace, and the Prince accepted, keeping all land the Bowties have in the ratlands.The sea has calmed down.
>>437964The sun shone graciously on us, friends.Except for the engineers.And the rebels.But overall we're winner!
and so it ends.Thanks everyone for playing. It was exhausting, but fun. You guys got really into it and I want to thank you for that. I'm sorry I kind of let you down near the end, but this was getting way too complicated for my sleep deprived self.If I ever do another adventure of this kind, It will be when I'm 100% jobless, so not in a while I'm afraid.If I find the time, I'd like to tie at least the biggest loose end of this adventure, in a comic (on my twitter; @opee_adventures) or with a mini adventure.Until then, I'm going to fuck my shit up on videogames and sleep.See you everyone!
>>437975See you opee, good luck with RL stuff n shit
>>437975Thanks for both adventures, I've had immense fun in the adventures! You're awesome!Also thanks to the other players that joined the adventure and played together with us and memed with us. And especially my teammates who are all awesome looking at you NaP.
>>437975It was a fun ride Opee.
>>438002Such a lust for memes! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Welp, since everything's done Imma go and whack it. To Opee's avatar. It's very nice.
>>438016Time to lust on seaqueen pictures until loose ends are tied
>>438025I hope Opee continues to stor in the near future.So we can have more pics to jerk it too
>>438047Next one in a new age :^) space so we can finally fly into the sun
>>438076And whack it to alien butts
>>438087Cant wait to fight the galactic oceans
>>438087Alien sea witch with dumb alien fishmen
>>438097Space is an ocean after all
>>438099We're still afraid of the dark so we only fly towards the sun, and our ships look like the bubbleboats we had in adventure 1
>>438116They'll aslo have hot tubs
>>438116They're powered by kelp
I think we can all learn a valuable lesson from this.Don't trust fishes.
>>437975Thanks for the fun
>>438149And another wise lesson, fuck darkness and fuck the sea. We have to kill the sea
>>438242The engineers trusted the sea, like our naive ancestors, and loook where that got them
>>438247They all died, and that's what you get for trusting the sea.
>>438255No, they did not die. But became bitches of the giants and ocean. Arguably worse than death
>>438270RIP princess, she was too hot to die
>>438284Believe my friend, believe in the chance that she, like her mother, became a lich too. And is now waiting in the ocean, waiting to be rescued. By you, perhaps.
>>437975Thanks for the adventure OpeeAny chance of more Flying Lizard Sorceress adventure or a VA-11 Hall-A style quest anytime soon?
>>437964>The engineers were punished for their cowardice, but it was soon obvious that they had already paid their price dearly, so they were forgiven.>COWARDICEWHAT????
>>439652That's what you get for fucking fishes homeboy
>>439659We died in battle rather than retreat We held the copper lands to the last
>>439684And you failed, be because you trusted fishes. PLus the cowardice was from not participating in defending from the first wave of attacks
>>439712>PLus the cowardice was from not participating in defending from the first wave of attacksWe did though. . .
>>439736No you didn, you stayed home while the warlords and the maidens fought.
>>439748since fucking whenWho do you think put up the ballistas and manned them..
>>439823Oh and this too >>405681
>>439832>>439833>PLus the cowardice was from not participating in defending from the first wave of attacks>The first wave of attacksWell there you I fought in the first and second defence.I left when the warlords had a shit plan of a trap.They then fled whilst I remained in copper lands
>>439834Then I miscounted, I apologize. Or apologise.But in the end you still failed, lmao
So we never got back The Princess?I bet I could write a lewd story about Sea Witch and Bowtie Princess cucking their husbands with each other.
Thank you so much opee for this quest!! It had so much fun! Also: i will maybe start another civ quest in 1-2weeks.. Maybe...