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Welcome to The Cthulian Files, a multiplayer RPG with horror, paranormal and conspiracy themes.

You will be playing as yourself, the person behind the screen. You are working as an investigator who has been recruited by the mysterious Kek Foundation. It's likely that you will die a horrible death, very quickly.

Your first mission is to explore Pelzer, SC, a town of 89 inhabitants thas caught the attention of 4chan's /x/ board. It has a Masonic Lodge, Illuminati homes, an abandoned mill, incoherent crime statistics, and a livestreamer who went there and disappeared three years ago.

I accept three individual players for this game. Everyone else can play as the shared character. If one of the individual character dies, then the first player of the shared character can join as an individual player. Please play as the shared character if you are not sure that you can be active (due to studies, etc.)

Mythic RPG archives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Mythic+RPG

Thread song: Imperial Age - The Legacy of Atlantis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv-yZkRd0fE

Art: "Cthulhu" by Sanskaran, Creative Commons license.
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IMPORTANT: Quote this post when you post your sheet. This will make it easier to keep track of all sheets.

CHARACTER SHEET
*Name, age, gender, ethnicity, faith/religion, mode of thoughts (see below), 4chan home boards, political views, hair, eyes, height, weight
*Stats (see below)
*Skills: all skills, talents, combat skills, magical languages
*Strengths/Weaknesses: (optional) situational bonuses based on your personal background
*Background
*Inventory

Attached is a blank character sheet. You can also type your sheet in plain text.
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MODE OF THOUGHTS (can have more than one):
*Visual: you think with images
*Verbal: you think with words/voice
*Emotional: you think with emotions
*Abstract: your thoughts are abstract
*Unknown: you are not aware of your own thoughts

THE 15 STATS ARE:
*Strength (lifting)
*Dexterity (hands)
*Agility (everywhere else)
*Reflex (speed)
*Toughness (tanking)
*Fitness (cardio)
*Perception
*IQ (thinking)
*Memory (long-term)
*Intuition (gut feeling)
*Willpower (mind over matter)
*Wisdom (introspection, spirituality)
*Charisma (talking)
*Beauty (appearance)
*Sanity (mental health)

Describe your stats in plain English using the ranks below.
Ranks: minuscule, weak, low, below average, average, above average, high, exceptional
For Stats, an “average” rank means the rank of an average person
For skills and other abilities, an “average” rank means an average person skilled with this ability; an average professional. Those with less than average ranks are skilled amateurs. Yes, this means, above average skills are uncommon.

The skills are freeform so you can list anything. Here's an extensive list if you need inspiration: https://gurps.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Skills
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>>4271802
SHARED CHARACTER
Anyone can play as a shared characters, even players who have died. The Last Defender was an NPC in the previous thread, but this time he's rising as a PC.

>Post with the code TLD + your first name.
>Roll 20d100.
>You must vote for your actions. In case of a tie, the QM will roll to determine who gets picked.
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I see that I have typo'd the title. It should be "The Cthulhian Files".

CREATION RULES
1) Create your character, following the rules above.
2) Reminder: you are playing as yourself, the person behind the screen. The more honest you are statting yourself, the more fun this is going to be.
3) Reminder: for skills, an average rank means the rank of an average professional, not the average person. If you rank yourself as Average, then it means that you're as good as the average professional.

GENERAL RULES
1) Namefag yourself.
2) Roll 20d100 with each post. The rolls will be used for the GM emulator.
3) You have to keep track of your own inventory and money.
4) No whining about the QM decisions and rolls.

MULTIPLAYER RULES
1) You can chat with the other players as much as you want
2) Don't make more than one action post before the QM responds
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>>4271802
I'll give this a shot

>Name: Chuck Taylor
>Age:26
>Gender:Male
>Ethnicity: White
>Faith: Christian
>Thoughts: Verbal

>Home Boards: /pol/ & /k/
>Political Views: Right Wing Authoritarian
>Hair: Brown/ bald
>Eyes: Blue
>Height: 6'2"
>Weight: 165 lb

>Strength: Above Average
>Dexterity: Below Average
>Agility: Below Average
>Reflex: Above Average
>Toughness: Exceptional
>Fitness: Below Average
>Perception: Average
>IQ: Average
>Memory: Weak
>Intuition:Average
>Willpower: Exceptional
>Charisma: Below Average
>Beauty: Below Average

>Sanity: Exceptional

Skills:
>Firearms: Average
>Automotive Mechanics: Average
>First Aid: Below Average
>/x/ Conspiracies- Low

Strengths:
>Targeted Shot: Chuck takes aim at a specific spot, granting +3 to attack.

Weaknesses:
>Alcoholic

Background:
Chuck Taylor started working for the Kek foundation to fund his drinking habit, as he could no longer work as a mechanic due to some racial remarks he made to an oriental customer. He is now dedicated to making his claim to fame by being the first man to kill and present a wendigo/skinwalker.
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>>4271802
Name: Thomas "Rapestab McGenocide" Rodeho
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Asian but like brown Asian. Pacific Islander maybe
Faith: Agnostic
Thoughts: Cliches/Manga/Light Novels

Strength: Average
Dexterity: Below Average
Agility: Above Average
Reflex: Above Average
Fitness: Below Average
Perception: Above Average
IQ: Fluctuates
Memory: Fluctuates
Willpower: High
Charisma: Above Average (Uncanny/Plastic/Fake)
Beauty: 6/10 maybe 8/10 with some preparation. Average to Above Average
Sanity: Autistic? Antisocial? Really hard to describe.

Homeboards: /qst
Political Views: Annoyed at politics
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Height: 5'10" :(
Weight: I dunno average maybe a bit below.

Cooking: Below Average (Home cooking)
First Aid: Average (Certified EMT weirdly enough)
Weapons: Below Average (Hobby)
Writing: Below Average (Hobby)
Human Anatomy: Below Average (Hobby)

Background: Business College drop out who spends too much time reading web novels, light novels and manga. Sexually attracted to eldritch and more than likely to be turned on by horror than actually scared. No prospects in life and being sent to investigate is probably the highest point he has in life.
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>>4271859
In terms of inventory

Equipped:
>Button-up work shirt
>Jeans
>Steel-Toe Work Boots
>Canvas Jacket

Possessions
>12 g Shotgun with 50 shells
>Laptop for shit posting
>Airstream Trailer and Truck
>Toolbox (general auto/gun work)
>Rufus- an old geriatric golden retriever who just sleeps in the Airstream
>Fridge full of Bud Light

Debts
>-$500 Bar Tab
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>>4271863
Ahh right inventory

>A bag full of chocolate I bought because of quarantine.
>A Smartphone

I don't really have anything cool.
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>>4271863
What's your mode of thought from this list?

*Visual: you think with images
*Verbal: you think with words/voice
*Emotional: you think with emotions
*Abstract: your thoughts are abstract
*Unknown: you are not aware of your own thoughts
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>>4271892
Visual and Verbal then.
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>>4271802
>Name: Jake Ledford
>Age: 25
>Gender: Male
>Ethnicity: White
>Faith: Agnostic
>Thoughts: Unknown

>Home Boards: /tg/
>Political Views: Detached Centrist
>Hair: Sandy Blonde
>Eyes: Blue
>Height: 219cm
>Weight: 89kg

>Strength: Below Average
>Dexterity: Average
>Agility: Average
>Reflex: Average
>Toughness: Below Average
>Fitness: Average
>Perception: High
>IQ: Above Average
>Memory: Weak
>Intuition: Average
>Willpower: Average
>Charisma: Low
>Beauty: Average
>Sanity: High

Skills:
> Board games - Strategy: Average
> Biology: Below Average
> Writing: Above Average
> Knowledge (Game design): Below Average

Strengths:
> Apathetic: +5 to ablate the potency of any emotional status sustained.

Weaknesses:
> Anti-social

Background:
A very plain, unassuming individual that contentedly leads a reclusive, passionless existence. Tends to wile away his free time on the Internet but will occasionally spend hours wandering the streets in the dead of night.
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>>4271874
real life object translate into the game
>Some van drives toward you
>A weird looking man rolls down the window
> Cheetos dust covers his shirt
"I got some PDF's kid, it only cost...a bit of sanity"
do you want some?
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>>4271963
Nah I don't have anything cool in real life so I don't wanna fudge my stats. Most of my purchases are on steam or online webcomics... Or giving Porn game devs patreon money.
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>>4271959
Inventory:
> Worn box cutter
> Credit card ($8,500 in account)
> Keys to a reliable car
> Keys to an inherited house
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>>4271859
>>4271863
Character accepted.

>>4271959
Character rejected. You are lacking the psychic potential to become a member of the Kek Foundation.
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>>4271984
...
Okay.
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>>4271985
Do you want a touch of madness?
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>>4271990
Character accepted. All right we have 3 players.
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I'm going to type the introduction.
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>>4271801
I think I'll play as the shared character, probably i'm not gonna be that active in this one tho
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>>4271990
Equipped:
>Wireless Headphones (Athletic)
>T-Shirt (varying type)
>Jeans
>Black socks
>Sneakers (Laceless)
>Backpack

Inventory:
>iPhone
>Wallet (ID, some change)
>Miniature Bottle of Hand Sanitizer
>Nintendo Switch
>Wet wipes
>Five sticks of Chapstick
>Power bank
>iPhone charging cable
>General charging cable (headphones)
>Charging head
>car charging head
>comb
>small umbrellaa
>Small box of bandages (10)

Possessions:
>wide wardrobe
>subpar gaming desktop
>3ds
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>>4271811

The quest will run for 2 weeks.

INTRODUCTION

Unknown to most people, the world we live in is dominated by evil powers and evil cults. Monsters and aliens are real, and so are worse entities. Only standing against them is the secret and mysterious Kek Foundation. 4chan and the other imageboards of the world are a front for the Foundation, which they use to detect people of exceptional potential. No one knows anything about the Foundation, not even who runs it.

You have received a plane ticket to the Greenville–Spartanburg International Airport by email, and $1000 on Paypal for your expenses, which you can use to buy supplies at your own discretion [if you do, then please list it so that it's added to your inventory]. You have never worked for the Foundation, and this is your first mission.

The town of Pelzer, SC, has caught the attention of 4chan's /x/ board. It has a Masonic Lodge, Illuminati homes, an abandoned mill, incoherent crime statistics, and a livestreamer who went there and disappeared three years ago.

That enough was sufficient to take interest into the case. The livestreamer is named Jake Alexander. He was an independent investigator, and not much is known about him. His stream dropped when he entered the mill, and he was never heard of again. Recent news of a human skeleton found by a "passerby" has alerted the Kek Foundation.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/deputies-human-skeleton-found-by-passerby-in-pelzer/ar-BB114Omq

Your mission is to understand what has happened to him, and to report back about all abnormal and paranormal activity that you find in Pelzer. If you succeed, you will receive $10,000.

Here is the report about what the Foundation knows about Pelzer.

Abnormal Population
Pelzer has an official population of 89, a Masonic Lodge of 130 members, and 435 registered offenders. Those numbers do not make any sense: there are too many offenders compared to the total population! This suggests that the town is an anomaly.

Official population: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelzer,_South_Carolina
All criminals: https://www.mugshotsonline.com/south-carolina/pelzer?page=1

Other Anomalies
Pelzer was a mill town. The mill was destroyed in a strange fire in 2004, and it's now covered in Satanic graffitis. Then, there's a Masonic Lodge of the Order of the Eastern Star, and the "Lutheran Church of His Holy Name", a church which other investigators who have visited Pelzer could not find and said it didn't exist. There's also the mystery of the "Pelzer Stones", stones left by the members of the lost Roanoke colony in the 16th century, which was another case of mysterious disappearance.

>You meet your fellow team members at the airport. You can now describe your actions (Chuck, Thomas, Nunya, and The Last Defender).
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>>4272093
Btw, what's in TLD inventory?
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>>4272093
>introduce myself to the group, trying my best to ignore the fact that I'm the youngest and probably least competent member of the group
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>>4272128
>$1000
>ice hockey mask (worn)
>1 baseball bat
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for those of us that don't have weapons, we should probably go shopping for some after we exchange pleasantries
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Rolled 2, 43, 38, 55, 21, 84, 72, 25, 33, 36, 77, 87, 25, 87, 75, 24, 19, 97, 17, 34 = 951 (20d100)

>>4272093
> Go Buy a MMA book, to increase my knowledge about it. Also buy a barbed wire and a nail box to make the bat more harmful

(Do we need to roll in this one? Rollin' just in case)
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>>4272173
>Do we need to roll in this one?
Yes, same as last thread, you must roll 20d100 when you're posting actions.
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>>4272134
I can offer you the same deal if you feel useless
>While making presentations with the other investigators
>a birds perches in your shoulder
>it has human eyes
"I can give you knowledge in exchange for your sanity!
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Rolled 93, 62, 63, 58, 62, 10, 56, 47, 33, 13, 37, 45, 63, 62, 13, 40, 12, 98, 86, 84 = 1037 (20d100)

>>4272199
>"JESUS CHRIST!"
>swat the bird and run away screaming
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>>4272221
Why did you roll?
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>>4272224
Because it was an action. I assumed something significant would happen.
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>>4272180
3 actions 5 dices? Or just one action now? if 5 dices, just do that x5 because yea
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>>4272228
KttL is like a random events NPC here, you don't roll for his events, just for the main ones (unless he tells you to roll, Btw)
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>>4272232
You have as many actions as you want.
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Rolled 77, 86, 85, 18, 99, 90, 88, 78, 69, 33, 86, 54, 59, 69, 1, 3, 20, 31, 65, 71 = 1182 (20d100)

>>4272240
>>4272224
In that case
>go and buy the sturdiest baseball bat you can find, plus a can of pepper spray
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>>4272249
Aight, good to know, i'll keep that single action anyway
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>>4272093
>>4272093
I would prefer to be refered to as Agent Rapestab or Agent McGenocide thank you very much.

>Buy Med kit (~40$)
>Remember to bring along a luggage bag full of clothes and other amenities (Add basic amenities to inv)

"I heard the Free Masons are just a bunch of Latinos who use the lodge to drink away from their families these days. I don't know how long we're gonna be here but I'm assuming more than a night so I'm gonna find us a room."

>Check AirBnB or Google for a place to crash/set up.

Wait are we already here or are we still preparing?

Do I have to roll for booking a room?
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>>4272274
You roll for literally anything my dude, that's why you roll 20 frickin' dices
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Rolled 95, 86, 62, 79, 49, 95, 13, 69, 34, 4, 18, 54, 73, 29, 84, 60, 74, 19, 99, 52 = 1148 (20d100)

>>4272293
Right misunderstood

>2) Don't make more than one action post before the QM responds

For something else
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Is it too late to join?
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>>4272357
No. You can play as the shared character.
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>>4272368
No more chances to make personalized characters?
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>>4272372
Nope.
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>>4272380
Damn it
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>>4272372
Well, if someone dies (that will take a while) you could, but rn, you just can play as TLD, like me >>4271808
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>>4272390
Thanks
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Rolled 85, 83, 34, 54, 98, 95, 13, 21, 58, 19, 27, 37, 50, 67, 38, 48, 16, 14, 96, 36 = 989 (20d100)

>>4272093
>Abnormal Population
>Debt Paid
$500 Remaining

Chuck Taylor never did like the damn Masons, always with their damn bumper stickers of their dang Hebrew moon runes.

"I'm planning on kicking it in the parking lot of where ever you boys plan on laying your heads. I got all I need for the moment. I'm gonna do some re-con-e-sance on those Mason fellers, always were a creepy bunch. Anyone wanna come with?"

>Chuck parks his Airstream near the AirBnB where the team is staying, and then that night takes his truck to a building across from the mason lodge to stake it out for a while and see what they might be up to. If anyone wishes to come along he can fit 1 semi-comfortably, due to Rufus the dog coming along.
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>>4271811
FIRST TURN

To clarify the rolls. Your first three rolls will be reserved to your main actions. I will use the rest of the rolls for minor actions, fluff, etc. I'm using Mythic RPG, so you need to roll low for successful actions.

>>4272459
Q: Is there anything to see at night at the Lodge?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 54 (4th roll -- fluff question)
A: No

Q: Does Chuck drag any attention?
Odds: Very Unlikely
Roll: 85 (1st roll -- main action)
A: No

>>4272173
The Last Defender buys "The Art of MMA" by Jean-Claude Van Damme. The book is entertaining and some of the anecdotes are quite amusing, but there's nothing to learn fromm it. MMA is a physical skill and it's learnt from practice, not books. He also improves his baseball bat with barbed wire and nails. That and the hockey mask give him an intimidating appearance.

TLD
>$945 left
>MMA book: $20
>barbed wire: $10
>nail box: $25

>>4272221
A strange bird perches on Nunya's shoulder. He runs away screaming, and people in the stream wonder if he's crazy. Inspired by The Last Defender, he buys a sturdy, expensive aluminum baseball bat, and a can of pepper spray.

Nunya
>$940 left
>aluminum baseball bat: $30
>can of pepper spray: $30

>>4272274
Thomas warns everyone that he shall be called "Agent McGenocide" from now on. There's no AirBnB in Pelzer or the surrounding area, but he finds a cheap place in Greenville owned by an old lady, with 2 queen-sized bedrooms + 1 bathroom. Either the beds will need to be shared, or someone will have to sleep on the floor. Greenville is 25 minutes from Pelzer, so that should be suitable as base of operation.

Agent McGenocide
>$900 left
>med kit: $40
>basic amenities
>2 queen-sized bedroom + 1 bathroom: $50

>>4272459
At night, Chuck and Rufus drive to Pelzer. The small town is asleep, and there is no activity. There's actually two Masonic Lodges in Pelzer; the biggest one has the size of a fastfood restaurant, Lodge #217, and is at the border between West Pelzer and Pelzer; the smaller one is located in a small residencial building with no distinguishing façade. West Pelzer is a town adjacent to Pelzer, and slightly bigger. Chuck parks at the Taco Bell that's in front of Lodge #217. Their Masonic symbol looks like a Hebrew or Satanic star. He waits for a while, with Rufus sleeping next to him, but there's nothing to see.

Chuck
>$500 left
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>>4273345
Here is the map of the Masonic Lodges.
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Rolled 17, 65, 40, 50, 77, 63, 41, 45, 70, 58, 53, 14, 63, 48, 55, 11, 2, 46, 48, 13 = 879 (20d100)

>>4273345
Get a Sierra Mist, some Pico de Gallo, and a shredded chicken quesadilla (plus whatever the others want), but check the food for poison or mind-control sauce first.
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>>4273375
How do you check for poison and mind control?
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>>4273383
Look inside it and smell it.
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>>4272390
I have considered it. I can handle one more player. Gob, as you were the first to post as TLD, you can post your sheet.

>>4272384
>if someone dies (that will take a while)
Dumb Defender, if someone dies or quits, you can post your sheet. I actually expect everyone to die rather soon. The difficulty level of this quest will be very high.

Also, Pelzer is a real location and mystery. The livestreamer really went missing; the screenshot that I posted is authentic. There's the possibility that the real residents will find this thread and hurt you.
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Rolled 85, 81, 65, 70, 88, 99, 34, 96, 64, 71, 5, 98, 36, 99, 3, 74, 11, 25, 55, 1 = 1160 (20d100)

>>4273445
As i said, i dunno if i'll be that active in this one, so i'll play as TLD, 'guess the other guy can create it

>>4273345
TLD
>$945
>MMA book
>ice hockey mask (worn)
>1 baseball bat (Barbed wire and nails)
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> look around for an abandoned place

> buy some protein bars, a cordless circular saw and a backpack (big enough to put the baseball bat and the saw there, so it doesn't call that much attention)

> investigate who that "passerby" was (ask people)
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>>4273345
also, i'll be happy to sleep on any sofa in the house
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>>4273531
Oh yeah, also buy a red spray paint can
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>>4273564
what for?
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>>4273531
The Last Defender is in Greenville, 25 minutes from Pelzer. How is he going to travel there? Taxi? Rent a car?
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>>4273581
Straight up running, because yea
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>>4273592
that's gonna take quite a while
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>>4273595
Yep, but TLD would probably do it, it will be good exercise at least
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Rolled 44, 6, 96, 31, 92, 63, 90, 97, 2, 9, 64, 30, 24, 11, 61, 75, 94, 39, 30, 87 = 1045 (20d100)

>>4272459
"Mr. Taylor would you mind if I kept my luggage with you? I don't actually have a car or a license really"

"Also can I come with you if you wanna go have a closer look at the Masons? I don't really deal with Latinos very well or just suburb people in general. I only just realized ghetto trash existed when I went on vacation to America and I kinda still get shivers at the thought of having to deal with them."

"Don't get me wrong I don't have a problem with any races it's just the vocabulary of some of the people I heard talking on the phone... I wasn't even sure it was human. Most of them were black but you know."

>Check out the Masons' lodge in Pelzer
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>>4273678
Shit Greenville was different from the mission area. I'll get to Pelzer using a Taxi then. Just a normal one not one of those SUV Taxis that cost more money I don't wanna dip into my personal bank account.
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>>4273678
>give Agent McGenocide the evil eye
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just curious, what will be the usual time between updates?
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>>4273777
You got Kek's trips, you gain a +1 RS bonus on your next action.

Oh yes, I forgot to post my timezone. I'm in France and I post anywhere from 1000 UTC to 2200 UTC. At least one update per day.
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>>4273777
As i've seen, wux usually posts 4 hours after the last action post, in this case the McGeno one was the last, so in an hour or so (sometimes he takes less time por longer tho), so 1 to 3 updates in a day

>>4273818
Huh, i thought you were at belgium
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>>4273858
or longer*
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>>4273858
Yes, I'm in the French-speaking part of Belgium. I say France because no one knows where Belgium is.
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>>4273874
Understandable
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>>4271811
SECOND TURN

>>4273375
Q: Is the food poisoned?
Odds: Impossible
Roll: 50 (4th roll -- fluff question)
A: No

>>4273531
Q: Can TLD jog to Pelzer? [19 miles]
Fitness: Avg
DC: Above Avg
Roll: 85
A: No [6 hours walk]

Q: Can he ask people about the "passerby"?
Charisma: Avg - 3 RS (hockey mask) = Weak
DC: Avg
Roll: 81
A: No

Q: Does he attract unwanted attention?
Odds: Likely (hockey mask)
Roll: 70 (4th roll -- not an action)
A: Yes

Q: Describe the sheriff
Roll: 88, 99
A: Control of Anger
Roll: 34, 96
A: Lie of The Public

Sheriff's face generated with https://thispersondoesnotexist.com/

>>4273375
>>4273531
>>4273678
McGenocide, Nunya and The Last Defender spend the night at the Airbnb place.

Agent McGenocide and Nunya take a taxi to Pelzer. They meet up with Mr. Taylor at the Taco Bell for breakfast. Nunya orders food for everyone, but first he opens it to make sure that it is not poisoned. He doesn't see any traces of poison, but how would he? The party doesn't feel comfortable about eating in Pelzer, but they are hungry and eat anyway. As Agent McGenocide is ranting about the Latinos, Nunya gives him the evil eye.

There doesn't seem to be any activity at the Masonic Lodge in all morning, and no car is parked there.

The Last Defender wakes up early in the morning, ready to investigate the case. He intended to jog from Greenville to Pelzer, but he doesn't have the training to run such a long distance, and ends up walking there. He walks the streets of Pelzer with the intention of finding someone to question, but it's a desert town and there's no one. The only person he sees is a middle-aged woman with dyed blonde hair. He waves at her, but she walks away from him -- probably scared from seeing a strange man wearing an ice hockey mask. A few minutes later, a black Ford drives by him and stops. A middle-aged man with a faint goatee comes out of the car. That's the sheriff! He looks like a really calm person.

"I'm Sheriff MacMahon. I haven't seen you around. May I see your ID, please?"

Nunya
>$926 left
>pico de gallo x3 $5
>Sierra Mist x3 $6
>shredded chicken quesadilla x3 $3

The Last Defender
>$800 left
>protein bars x12: $25
>cordless circular saw: $100
>tactical backpack: $20

McGenocide
>$860 left
>Taxi: $40
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>>4273944
This is the view of the Masonic Lodge.
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Rolled 37, 60, 64, 3, 8, 13, 21, 88, 68, 54, 3, 32, 49, 92, 80, 80, 92, 79, 38, 70 = 1031 (20d100)

I didn't bought the paint? Dang

>>4273944
TLD
>$800
>protein bars x12
>cordless circular saw
>tactical backpack
>MMA book
>ice hockey mask (worn)
>1 baseball bat (Barbed wire and nails)

"Yes, of course sir"

> Give him $100

If it doesn't work:

"what? Oh yeah that's not my ID, i'm stupid, just let me..."

> Put the backpack in the floor and look like i'm searching for the ID, AND THEN GET THE BAT OUT AND HIT HIS HEAD TO (at least) LEAVE HIM UNCONSCIOUS (if i actually bought the paint, don't use the bat, just spray his eyes). Then take the backpack and R U N x2

"WWWWWWWEDDDDDDIIIIING CAAAAAAKE"
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>>4274009
Yes, you bought the paint. As it was in another post, I missed it.
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>>4274009
>60, 64
Jail time
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>>4274009
use your blockbuster card as ID
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>>4274009
You're doing me proud, son. Remember, float like an anvil, sting like a nuke!
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>>4273944
Unsettling to know that isn't a real person in that photo.
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Rolled 30, 44, 87, 91, 2, 30, 14, 73, 11, 11, 6, 21, 41, 51, 47, 34, 89, 27, 16, 34 = 759 (20d100)

>>4273944
>since he's already there, Nunya decides to go over, soda in hand, and knock on the door of the Masonic Lodge to see if anyone answers
Well the Masonic lodge is obviously a public building, so they should have no reason to be suspicious about someone who just is just curious about what they do there, right?
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>>4273944
McGenocide rereads previous posts and finally realizes that we're supposed to be looking for a missing livestreamer.

He walks towards the mill to investigate it DURING THE DAY in the hopes of moving the plot along and meeting qt monster/cultist girls to lewdly hold hands with. First he checks if it's under surveillance/if it seems like somebody is watching it then regardless of it's under watch or not he'll search the inside of the mill while taking pictures with his smartphone.
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Rolled 21, 3, 20, 46, 36, 19, 68, 1, 71, 65, 90, 89, 86, 85, 38, 97, 20, 15, 24, 43 = 937 (20d100)

>>4274141
Fuck forgot the roll

>>4274092
I'm pretty sure they're private since they're a pseudo secret organization but I'm sure you'll fit right in. Just complain about your family and bring some beer and you'll be fine.
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>>4274146
I mean, if you can find it on Google Maps, is it really that secret?
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>>4274169
That's why they're Pseudo secret... How do I explain this. Hhhhmmm I knew an acquaintance, I can't remember but I'm pretty sure she was Scottish and her father was a member of a Masoinic order somewhere in Canada. She said that generally they do a lot to help out their town like fix broken buildings or roads but at the same time they do it when nobody's looking and they don't let even their families in their lodges unless they're members.

That was a while ago and it was in Canada. Recently I've heard from a discord server that the Masionic lodges in America are just full of Latinos who use the place to drink away from their families which.... Doesn't preposterous so I'm taking that as gospel unless proven otherwise.
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>>4274181
The thing is: they won't open the door even if they're inside
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>>4274189
I dunno they might let him in, I don't know the inner workings but realistically I'm sure they'll at least let him into the front entrance/lobby to ask some questions. Unless we're dealing with like oldschool cultist versions of the Free Masons.
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>>4274191
Ohh right rereading the Discord convo, people were talking about how the "furries will start using their art commission money to lobby in congress" or some other conspiracy then it'll be a class divide between gay furries ruling over normies/weebs.

Not gonna lie I don't wanna kill anybody and I'd fuck a literal Shoggoth glob but, and I'm sure this isn't a surprise, furries make me sick. If we had to kill anybody they're probably one of the only few groups of people I'd murder without hesitation.
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>>4274191
Actually, I just looked it up. Mason typically only use the lodges every two months. Plus, I have to be both 21 and not an atheist to join. I'll knock anyway, but I won't expect an answer.
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>>4274201
I think they use them every weekend
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>>4274225
Here's what they supposedly do at the meetings.

https://nmasonic.com/wiki/freemasonry/freemasonry-organization/masonic-lodge-meetings/
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>>4271811
THIRD TURN

Two slots available for new players.

>>4274009
Q: Can TLD spray his eyes?
MMA: Low + 2 RS (Righteous Anger) = Avg
DC: Avg - 1 RS (surprise effect) = Below Avg
Roll: 37
A: Yes

Q: Does he encounter anything strange in the river?
Odds: Unlikely
Roll: 3 (4th roll -- fluff question)
A: Crit Yes
Crit: paranormal encounter

/x/ generator
Roll: 8, 13, 21, 88
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18132068/#18132188
(picture)

>>4274092
Q: Does anyone answer the door?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 91 (4th roll -- background question)
Q: Is there any noise to hear?
Odds: Unlikely
Roll: 2
A: Crit Yes
Crit: reduced DC

Q: Can Nunya hear the noise?
Perception: Weak
DC: Avg - 2 RS (crit above) = Low
Roll: 30
A: Yes

>>4274146
Q: Is McGenocide allowed to take pictures?
Odds: Very Likely (a lot of people have)
Roll: 46 (4th roll -- fluff question)
A: Yes

Q: Can McGenocide spot the cultist drawing?
Perception: Above Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 21
A: Yes

>>4274092
Nunya knocks at the door of the Masonic Lodge, but no one answers to him. As he's about to leave, he faintly hears through the door a woman yelling, as if she was arguing with someone.

>>4274146
Agent McGenocide walks toward the southeast part of town, where the main building of the mill is located. There's an opening in the wall for him to enter. There's something indescribably odd about the environment. He sees that the walls are covered with Satanic pentagrams and a few Christian messages. Most strange is the cartoon picture of a cultist with an evil cross pendant. There's a hole in the floor, with no ladder, leading to the basement; it seems dangerous to go down.

>>4274009
The Last Defender tries to remain calm, so that he can grab his spray paint can in the backpack. A sheriff is a representant of tyranny, the equivalent of a janitor in real-life. There's nothing he hates more in the world, and he feels uncontrollable anger rise up. He sprays the tyrant in the eyes...

"WWWWWWWEDDDDDDIIIIING CAAAAAAKE"

...His war cry, originally a reference to an obscure quest written by his archenemy, ShortTrip, but now the expression of his Righteous Anger. His enemy disabled, he flees toward the north, to hide in the woods surrounding the Saluda River. As he's running and looking behind him, he hits something hard. It's a creature -- in his state of confusion, he's not sure if it's a white deer or a devil. There is also the ghost of a sobbing child behind the creature. (Pic related)
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>>4274942
Here are two pictures of the mill.
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>>4274944
Is that naked Grimace with a beard?
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>>4274942
>put soda on the floor
>continue knocking
>"Hello? Are you okay in there?"
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>>4275010
Knowledge (fast food): Yes
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Rolled 49, 88, 29, 76, 100, 33, 34, 28, 85, 28, 61, 95, 17, 23, 89, 84, 3, 16, 28, 43 = 1009 (20d100)

>>4275012
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>Name: Anna Campbell
>Age: 18
>Gender: Female
>Ethnicity: White
>Faith: Buddhist
>Thoughts: Emotional

>Home Boards: /an/, /out/, and very recently /x/
>Political Views: Libertarian
>Hair: Dark brown
>Eyes: Green
>Height: 182cm
>Weight: 65kg

>Strength: Average
>Dexterity: Average
>Agility: Above Average
>Reflex: Above Average
>Toughness: Below Average
>Fitness: High
>Perception: Above Average
>IQ: Below Average
>Memory: Above Average
>Intuition: Exceptional
>Willpower: Weak
>Charisma: Average
>Beauty: Above Average
>Sanity: Weak

Skills:
> Wilderness Survival: Average
> Knowledge of Nature: Average
> Knowledge of Cryptids: Weak

Strengths:
> Boundless vigor: Anna is filled with a near inexhaustible font of nervous energy.

Weaknesses:
> Graceless Under Fire: Anna tends to act without forethought when pressured or placed into high-stress situations.

Background:
A high school graduate whose formative years were rather carefree aside from having to wrestle with hyperactivity. An avid lover of nature, Anna spent much of her time exploring and camping in the woods outlying her town and browsing the /an/ and /out/ boards on 4chan. One night while camping in a stretch of woodlands, her campsite was beset upon by something hulking, bestial, and wholly unnatural, with her only barely managing to escape. Memories of the traumatic experience clings to the dark sticky corners of her subconscious and maligns her sleep.
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>>4275033
Information about your mission is here >>4272093

You arrive at the Greenville–Spartanburg International Airport, with $1000 on your Paypal account.

Your contact at the Kek Foundation told you to catch up with your fellow team members, Chuck, Thomas, Nunya, and The Last Defender.
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>>4271802
Linking character sheets
Nunya >>4271990
Anna >>4275033
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Rolled 80, 15, 55, 32, 32, 15, 3, 18, 26, 8, 46, 25, 49, 71, 29, 39, 60, 34, 75, 66 = 778 (20d100)

>>4274942
"What the hell, kid?"

> try to talk to him, maybe someone railroaded his favorite quest and he needs JUSTICE

> take off the mask and save it in the backpack, then eat 2 protein bars. offer one to the ghost or the deer-like...-thing
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>>4275063
are you sure you want to take off the mask?
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>>4275063
Oh yeah

TLD
>$800
>protein bars x12
>cordless circular saw
>tactical backpack
>MMA book
>ice hockey mask (worn)
>1 baseball bat (Barbed wire and nails)
>Red spray paint can

>>4275066
I don't think the ghost will talk with the police
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>>4275033
Remember to include an inventory!
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Rolled 38, 96, 100, 42, 78, 56, 60, 92, 91, 77, 93, 98, 44, 73, 84, 2, 87, 63, 39, 32 = 1345 (20d100)

>>4275038
I'll spend my action tracking down Agent Biznez then offer to assist him with his investigation.
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>>4275074
Right.

Inventory:
> Hiking Backpack
> Multi-tool
> Zippo Lighter
> 1.5L Water Bottle
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>>4275063
If the deer is hostile, how would you defend yourself?
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>>4275081
If i already have the paint can in my hand, spray him, that should give enough time to get to the backpack to grab the bat and start hittin'
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>>4271811
FOURTH TURN

There's still one slot open to a new player

>>4275014
Q: Can Nunya put the soda on the floor?
Dexterity: Above Avg
DC: Minuscule 2
Roll: 49
A: Yes

Q: Does anyone answer the door?
Odds: Unlikely (they didn't the first time)
Roll: 76
A: No

Q: Does the yelling stop?
Odds: Unlikely
Roll: 100
A: Crit No
Crit: critical amplification

]>>4275063
Q: Does the beast flee?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 32 (4th roll)
A: Yes

Q: Does the kid speak to him?
Charisma: Avg
DC: Weak (he manifested)
Roll: 80 (1st roll)
A: Yes

Q: Is the ghost a first era victim?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 32
A: Yes

>>4275075
Q: Can Anna track down Agent Bisnez?
Odds: A sure thing (has an iPhone)
Roll: 38
A: Yes

As soon as she arrived in Greenvile, Anna took a taxi to Pelzer. Greenville County is a nice place, very foresty. Agent Bisnez's phone number was given to her, so it's easy to find him. He's at the Masonic Lodge in front of the Taco Bell. He explains to her that he's knocking at the door to inquire about what the Freemasons do there.

Anna
>$960 left
>Taxi: $40

>>4275012
Nunya puts his Sierra Mist® on the floor and continues knocking.

"Hello? Are you okay in there?"

No one answers, but the yelling inside of the Masonic Lodge turns into a guttural shriek, as if the woman was possessed by the devil. At the same time, in the distance to the northeast, a creature shrieks an ear-piercing scream. It sounds inhuman, evil and cold (see The Last Defender's part).

>>4275063
>>4275087
The creature moves very fast so it's difficult to see, but The Last Defender now understands that it's no deer at all, but an ugly-looking monster with glowing eyes, bat wings, and a snake tail. It shrieks an ear-piercing scream. It sounds inhuman, evil and cold. The vigilante hero grabs the paint can for defense, but the creature is gone.

"What the hell, kid?"

"Sir, be careful of the devil beast... It has been attracted by the evil things of the town."

"What evil things?"

"That was long ago... I was a worker in the mill... A slave... The rich men had made all of us kids work in the mill... The place was cursed... Several of the adult workers got scalped and disfigured by the machines... I died of exhaustion from working too much... Now, the mill has been burned... No one cared about me... I've been walking in the woods for many years... Wait for a man of justice to burn the whole town... And avenge us... I've been so alone..."

The ghost is not interested in eating a protein bar.
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Rolled 9, 2, 47, 82, 59, 54, 44, 75, 95, 47, 52, 56, 55, 72, 54, 43, 15, 63, 22, 5 = 951 (20d100)

>>4275132
Agent McGenocide curses himself for missing an important plotpoint where everybody else is but decides YOLO.

He sends pictures of the hole to the Kek foundation along with a report on the building using his phone in the very likely event that he disappears.

McGenocide then looks for a store to buy

>two flashlights (L Shaped for his shirt and Baton for self defense)

>batteries for his flashlights

>enough dry food and water for two days

>Some rope and a ladder

>A bag of salt he'll fill his pockets with

Along with the medkit he'll pack all the supplies into his backpack

Then in broad daylight sets up the ladder in the basement hole and prepare to descend
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Rolled 65, 28, 47, 38, 68, 97, 56, 87, 49, 77, 69, 69, 47, 58, 14, 85, 94, 80, 97, 85 = 1310 (20d100)

>>4275132
seeing as how I am alone and ill-prepared for combat
>i grab my soda
>i GTFO to the CVS across the street
>i call McGenocide and ask if he take me and Anna to the weapons shop again (i need something, plus Anna is unarmed)
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>>4275132
This is a message for the QM
I have written some events for this game.
I can't do a intermission turn because i have no idea were the plot goes.
They are at the end of the pastebin.
Tell me which types you prefer and which ones are unbalance.
https://pastebin.com/xgud4fFq
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Rolled 8, 51, 19, 81, 42, 83, 72, 13, 32, 69, 24, 7, 17, 5, 17, 59, 10, 83, 40, 22 = 754 (20d100)

>>4275132
>>4275012
"... That doesn't bode well."
"We probably shouldn't hang around for much longer, if you have something else you wanted to try doing now would be the time to do it."
> Pointedly ignoring a growing sense of unease, Anna swiftly checks the perimeter of the Masonic Lodge, searching for unsecured points of entry and anything else that seems remotely significant before scurrying after Nunya.
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>>4275152
You can run all the events, they are all good. And an intermission turn when you understand the plot more. Also, feel free to join as a player.
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>>4275159
Nice.
But if i become a player i can't be reckless in writing. After their actions i will use one of them. If Rapestab and Nunya are together i get 2 for 1
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>>4275165
Actually, with Mythic RPG you can be both writer and player. A lot of people play 100% alone. Because of the randomness you can never predict what's going to happen.
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Rolled 5, 16, 46, 45, 21, 34, 63, 7, 66, 72, 45, 43, 14, 99, 29, 29, 69, 41, 88, 26 = 858 (20d100)

>>4275132
"Guess what? I'M THAT MAN OF JUSTICE"

> Shake his hand, he's probably intangible bc he's a ghost but anyway

> ask if he knows more about the town and "that thing" (the monster)

> after that, go buy clothes (a hoodie, a baseball cap, and cargo pants), trying to not call any attention. (Change clothes inside the store, use the hoodie's hood)

> during the night and using the spray, paint a symbol on a wall of the masonic lodge (three rectangles that are supposed to look like a cake)
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Wu Bastard, you craven coward! Resign from your position as a janitor and face me like a man with some shred of honor!
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>>4275200
Why come here?
Do you feel lonely?
do you need a hug?
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>>4275200
I’m rooting for you brother! Hit that corrupt bastard so hard he shits out his uterus!
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>>4275204
I am the BEAST OF RETRIBUTION! Let all tyrants, liars, and faggots howl in agony at my approach, for they will all face stern justice for their crimes!
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>>4275225
>I will no longer let the wicked run through this land without punishment.

>BLOOD WILL FALL FROM THE HEAVENS

>ANGELS WILL PRAISE THE SWINGS OF MY BLADE

>GOD WILL APPLAUD THE SCREAMS OF ALL OF MY VICTIMS
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>>4275180

>>4275228
Also write some of that in the wall
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>>4275200
>>4275219
>>4275225
>>4275228

Is there something I'm not getting here?
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>>4275231
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Honestly I thought we were making a Wuxia joke at first so I wanted to type something about Mt. Tai
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>>4275225
You tell ‘em TLD! The truth can’t remain buried forever! R.I.P. to the dozens of innocent souls who were banned by that reprehensible little bitch.
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>>4275234
Its a long story of autism and a grudge but the short version, a man transcended into a meme.
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>>4275243
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>>4275241
>>4275231
We have all the truth we need right here.
https://sys.4channel.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Farchived.moe%2Fqst%2Fthread%2F4181078%2F%234181078
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>>4275231
>>4275234
The Last Defender is my personal hater. He's been posting in my threads almost daily for 2 months. Lately, he has turned into a lolcow and a meme. I've also modelled the shared PC after him because he's too funny to roleplay as.
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>>4275247
>>
Hey sorry is there still a free player spot?
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>>4275253
Check out the ego on the pedophilic frog-fucker. Everyone knows that the real TLD has been gone for awhile. A lying piece of shit like you should've never fallen out of your mother’s crusty anus. Also, you just admitted to being ShortDick you fucking dummy. See here >>4274942
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>>4275275
Yes
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>>4275275
do it
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>name: Dave “Squiddly” Panucci
>age: 18
>gender:male
>ethnicity: as Italian as can be
>faith/religion: Christian (very interested in potentially worshipping eldritch gods though)
>mode of thoughts: verbal
>4chan home boards: /quest/, /tg/, /x/
>political views: none
>hair: short and brown
>eyes: brown-greenish
>height: 182 cm / 6 feet
>weight: 57 kg / 125 pounds

>Skills:
Knowledge (occultism): above average (spent way too much time reading lovecraft)
Carefulness in not falling in horror movie tropes: average
Human physiology: below average (hobby)

>Strengths:
Purposeless: +5 to rolls to resist being forced to do things against his will
Stubborn: +5 to rolls against being charmed/persuaded
Rock throwing

>Weaknesses:
Purposeless: hard to convince to do stuff that isn’t necessary
Stubborn: hard to change his mind
Shooting: below average

>Background
A very average person that tries his hardest to find something to do but with a thick skull that did more bad than good for him, Dave just really really wanted to see some eldritch monstrosities, so when he found out about the KEK association, he jumped at the chance to join. This is his first mission and he is positively thrilled about it.

>equipped:
Way too large dark blue coat
Jeans and grey t-shirt
Glasses


>Inventory
A hammer
A wallet with 100 € and 50 $
A brass knuckle
A notebook filled with notes on /x/ conspiracies
Holy symbol (just in case)
Smartphone
Balaclava (in case a stealth mission is required)
Binoculars
5 energy bars
A small backpack

THE 15 STATS ARE:
>Strength: average
>Dexterity: below average
>Agility: low
>Reflex: below average
>Toughness: average
>Fitness: average
>Perception: below average
>IQ: average
>Memory: above average
>Intuition: average
>Willpower: high
>Wisdom: average
>Charisma: above average (just slightly)
>Beauty: below average (just slightly)
>Sanity: high


Did my best but I’m pretty sure it sucks. Sorry
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>>4275280
Well said. Aside from himself, the truth is Wuxian’s greatest adversary.
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>>4275301
Information about your mission is here >>4272093

You arrive at the Greenville–Spartanburg International Airport, with $1000 on your Paypal account.

Your contact at the Kek Foundation told you to catch up with your fellow team members, Chuck, Thomas, Nunya, and The Last Defender.
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>>4271802
Linking character sheet
Dave “Squiddly” Panucci >>4275301
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JUSTICE! RECOMPENSE! FURY!
>>4275280
We’re going to take this scumbag down!
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>>4275309
Do I know what my team members look like? Or do I have to go ask around if people have seen a group of weird individuals?
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>>4275323
Please stop
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>>4275329
You have their description and phone number
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Phones agent Biznez to know where they are
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Rolled 8, 48, 76, 36, 13, 35, 16, 3, 9, 85, 28, 33, 99, 96, 62, 72, 94, 37, 76, 15 = 941 (20d100)

>>4275340
Sorry forgot to roll
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>>4275149
>i call McGenocide and ask if he take me and Anna to the weapons shop again (i need something, plus Anna is unarmed)

>>4275340
>Phones agent Biznez to know where they are

You can answer phone calls as a free action as much as you want (multiplayer rule 1).
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>>4275149
Ping me next time you want something from me, I skim most of everybody's posts and I probably won't see me mentioned unless one of my posts are linked specifically.

Also I don't have a license... Or a car just call a taxi or an uber, also you might have to get to another town to find a gunstore but since it's America I'm sure there's one half an hour drive from here.
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>>4275389
>>4275396
>>4275340
>>4275149

Changing action in light of rules.

>GTFO to the CVS across the street
>call Anna and Squiddly and tell them to meet up at the weapons shop so we can prep up and go to the mill together (plus McGenocide since we need an adult)
>once i get there, i buy two Cold Steel Brooklyn Shorty bats (pic related; so they can be concealed in my backpack), a headlamp, and a bulletproof vest
>ask if anyone wants my big aluminum bat

https://www.amazon.com/Cold-Steel-92BSTZ-Brooklyn-Shorty/dp/B07MK3T6V2

do I keep my previous roll?
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>>4275462
Yes, you can keep your previous rolls
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>>4275474
Thanks.
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Blegh what the fuck is with this squad it's like an mid 2000s Disney/Nickelodeon mystery show cast.

Is /qst seriously just filled with teenagers with no licenses! Can somebody ask one of their family members if they can chauffeur us? I can't but I'm banking on somebody having a cool uncle.
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>>4275477
Speaking of how big is the Kek foundation and how much support are they willing to give us? If we live through this can we ask for some fake IDs and papers so some of us can rent a car and not have to take a Taxi everywhere?

I probably won't ask for one but can they also get us fake gun licenses?
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>>4275486
You don't know how big the Kek Foundation is, as you're only entry-level agents so far. But yes, you can expect fake IDs, weapons, and much more from them.
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>>4275477
All we need now is a Mystery Machine (which I'd actually be totally down for)!
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>>4275522
And a pet mascot with either an insufferable voice or deus ex machina comedic powers
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>>4275529
Or ooorrrr a Wolf Girl hybrid!

That or we stick a demon into a jar and I can live out my Akun corruption/ transformation fetishes on some random civilian.
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>>4275529
>>4275536

Someone like pic related would be cool.
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>>4271811
FIFTH TURN

>>4275148
Q: Can Rapestab send the pictures to the Kek Foundation?
Odds: A sure thing
Roll: 82 (4th roll)
A: Yes

Q: Can he set up the ladder?
Dexterity: Below Avg
DC: Below Avg
Roll: 9
A: Crit Yes
Crit: there's already a hook

Q: Does he find anything in the basement?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 59
A: Yes

Q: An entrance?
Odds: Likely (what I've been thinking)
Roll: 54
A: Yes

>>4275149
Q: Is there anything creepy inside the CVS store?
Odds: No Way (it's on the big road)
Roll: 38
A: No

Q: Does Nunya attract attention for talking about weapons?
Odds: Unlikely
Roll: 68
A: No

>>4275155
Q: Does the Lodge have an unsecured point of entry?
Odds: No Way
Roll: 81 (4th roll)
A: No

Q: Is there anything else significant?
Odds: Very Unlikely (I don't see it on the pictures, on the other side there's just 2 backdoors)
Roll: 42
A: No

>>4275180
Q: Does the ghost know more about the town?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 45
A: Yes

Q: Does he know more about "that thing"?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 21
A: Yes

Q: Can it breathe fire?
Odds: 50/50 (fire or poison)
Roll: 34
A: Yes

Q: Does TLD get attacked by the beast?
Odds: Unlikely (it fled)
Roll: 63
A: No
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>>4275529
Do not tempt me.
The familiars that KEK can offer are ... diverse
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>>4275569

>>4275149
Nunya hides inside of the CVS store and calls McGenocide to ask him to take him to the weapon shop. Agent Mc. Genocide answers that he doesn't have a vehicle or a driver license.

The young agent then walks to "Foothills Gun & Pawn" in Williamson, the town just south of Pelzer, to buy more useful supplies. That's some good exercise! He calls everyone and tells them to meet there.

Nunya
>$550 left
>Cold Steel Brooklyn Shorty bats x2 $50
>headlamp $10
>concealable bulletproof vest $250

>>4275340
Squiddly phones agent Bisnez to know where they are. Agent Bisnez answers that he should meet him in the weapon store "Foothills Gun & Pawn" of Williamson.

>>4275155
Anna checks the perimeter of the Masonic Lodge. It's a rather small building in an open space and there's nothing significant that she can see. She can't look inside because the windows have blinders. She scurries after Nunya.

>>4275148
Agent McGenocide sends pictures of the mill to "Agent Maat", his contact in the Kek Foundation. Agent Maat answers:

"We already have such pictures, and it's of no use to us. Several people have already visited the mill safely, it's only the livestreamer who has disappeared from it. Please investigate more."

He then travels to Williamston to buy the supplies that he needs. He fits everything into his backpack, but the ladder is kind of heavy to carry around. He returns to the mill and sets up the ladder into the hole, which is easy because there's already a hook in the floor. Is he really going inside that *hole*?!

Agent McGenocide
>$770 left
L-shaped flashlight + batteries: $15
baton-shaped flashlight + batteries: $25
beef jerky 1kg + water: $35
rope ladder: $50
bag of salt: $5

>>4275180
The Last Defender tries to shake the ghost's hand, but it's impossible because he's intangible.

"... You have an air of Justice and Fury... I know that you're a man of justice... Here is what I know about the town... The town was built around the mill, and it was owned by very rich men who exploited everyone for their personal profit... They were very cruel... More rich men came, they all knew each other... Rumors were that they were devil worshippers... We were scared of them... After I... died... I have been hiding in the woods, but sometimes I visit the town... And I see that it's worse than in my time... Pelzer has been tainted... It is sour... It draws bad people who do bad things, with a lot of money to do it... Many have died."

"As for that thing... It's a devil thing... It can breathe fire... It's very dangerous..."

After this conversation, the Last Defender goes back to town to buy more supplies. He has changed his clothes, and without his mask, the sheriff should not be able to recognize him.

It's still daytime, around noon, so you can't do your night action yet.
The Last Defender
>$745
>hoodie $20
>baseball cap "Gamecocks" $15
>cargo pants $20
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Rolled 60, 16, 38, 38, 37, 67, 88, 57, 16, 38, 19, 70, 20, 9, 64, 92, 20, 56, 90, 48 = 943 (20d100)

>>4273678
>>4275148

>Chuck Taylor wakes up naked in his Airstream, Rufus licking his face as he bleary sits up. The empty beer cans clatter across the floor.

"Oh shit not again, the Kek foundation is gonna dock my fucking pay!"

>He hastily pulls his clothes on, throws his shotgun into the gun rack on the truck as Rufus hops inside, the shitty Ford screaming as it barrels down the road, as Chuck heads to where Mr. McGenocide's last requested him to go.
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>>4275581
>airstream trailer
Well there's our mystery machine!
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>>4275572
>equip bulletproof vest and headlamp
>Venture down the mill hole with ANNA, SQUIDDLY, and MCGENOCIDE, if they're ready
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>>4275581
too fast for me

To ALL PC;
>You were all at some restaurant discussing your next actions and sharing your supplies
>A map lay on the table counter while you plan where to check first
>you hear your names called
>Nobody should know you are here
>A sickly looking man in a trench coat is walking to you
>he looks at all of you and he seem to sprung to life
>his bony hand moves with mechanical precision
>He stands next to you
>His voice echoes
"HELLO THERE!
You won't BELIEVE the deal i got for you,
Look impressed for this object here,
is the real thing!"
>From his overcoat he produces a nokia 3310
"You see with this hardware
you can call the dead!
Just once a day , call you family again!
You are one feet in,
Don't mind the spring
Just sing with Me!
This deal is killing it!"
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Rolled 75, 48, 82, 83, 7, 35, 63, 78, 2, 44, 82, 18, 56, 26, 28, 51, 8, 73, 89, 77 = 1025 (20d100)

>>4275607
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>>4275610
So all of us got to the same place?
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>>4275633
I needed to make up something so you can all interact with it
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>>4275610
I just did that since it looked like McGenocide was about to go cave crawling alone, which is a big no no in Cthulhian Files.
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Rolled 97, 7, 1, 91, 30, 100, 39, 90, 93, 94, 81, 44, 54, 82, 23, 87, 1, 15, 12, 93 = 1134 (20d100)

>>4275581
>>4275633
"Ohh hey glad you guys finally made it, so we're dealing with demons right? Does anybody know of any rituals to bind one. I wanna raise my own waifu if need be using the souls of the damned."

>>4275571
"Replace the furby with an onahole and it'd have my vote!"

>>4275572
>Onward in the hole to adventure!

>>4275642
"I'm nowhere near the triggered plot points and I STILL haven't found any monster girls. If other people are busy I'll YOLO myself towards furthering the plot alone if need be!!!"
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>>4275642
This is a random event, you are also the target.
The moment anyone acepts the deal or all dissmist it it will be over
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>>4275610
"Whoops I already took an action but how much of my soul would it cost? Also how cursed are you and do you want any help?"
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>>4275663
1) This types of events don't take action
2) Response to your question
"You can name
but you can't listen
It is set but you must know
Just step in
left or right
I won't mind"
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>>4275610
>"Noooooooope."

I'm a strict no demon-deals man.
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>>4275666
"Bitch don't be obscure I'm willing to help you here. I'll even sacrifice innocent people if that's what you want I have no moral qualms but you need to be clear on what you wan."

"Ugghh!"

"Yaoi Hands!"
"Tell the price"
"It's worth something"
"SOMETHING!"
"I don't understand"
"My soul is cheap"

"Did you take the deal?"
"Are you drained of woes?"
"Did you dine from the tallest chalice, dine at the largest halls?"
"Were you given a chance without pain, without heartache?"

"Or are you truly just a husk?"
"In my dreams had a similar offer from 'him'"
"But 'he' made clear the terms."
"At least clearer than you Yaoi Hands."
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>>4275651
>"Sorry Sir, afraid I only deal in transactions dealing with good ole American greenbacks."

(So in that case... would I not be in contact with McGenocide)
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>>4275692
>at your desperation the entity laughs
>With its cackling small puffs of dust scape its trench coat
>Will you take the deal?
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>>4275700
"I'm gonna jerk off thinking about you as a pregnant Loli zombie girl tonight faggot! Come back when you can make out some clearer terms"

>McGenocide flips him off then goes back to his adventure.
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>>4275709
“...I hope you’re joking and if you’re not joking then I want to stay as far away as possible from you at night”
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>>4275694
Yo Chuck how many people can your trailer house?
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>>4275740
>Squiddly looks rather worried
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>>4275740
"What, were you thinking of sleeping in my room are you some sort of faggot? I booked an Air BnB with separate rooms the next town over but if you wanna go night crawling into my bed you better be wearing a dress, calling me daddy and be willing to take it up the ass."

"We'll probably be done with this before we'd need to use it though."
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>>4275748
“I dislike you a lot but I’m writing that insult down for later use. And how was I supposed to know, I’ve
just arrived to this... peculiar town”
“And why did you carry a dress to a mission to investigate paranormal happenings?”
>confusion grows in Squiddly’s face
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>>4275772
"Got it from your mum before I left obviously, must have packed it accidentally. If you want you can give it back to her, don't even need to lick it clean or anything I'm sure she likes it dirty."
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>>4275572
>>4275572
Ok, i think i look friendly enough now

> Ask people about the "passerby" and who it is, also about the rich people in the town

> look for an abandoned place around, maybe in a zone where it doesn't call attention

> Buy a cheap phone, Ask to the foundation if they can get me the sheriff's direction (hacking his stuff or something)

> buy a chemistry book (for the explosive and flammable reactions), a survival guide (setting up camps and all that stuff), a pocket knife and a match box
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>>4275780
“Jesus mother jokes? C’mon I know you’ve got something better in there ready to come out and grace us all with it’s comedic might. And I’m not talking about the comical size of your sick”
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Rolled 2, 98, 47, 73, 65, 90, 81, 32, 90, 33, 39, 27, 50, 78, 77, 95, 38, 12, 17, 10 = 1054 (20d100)

>>4275799
Rollin'
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>>4275802
"My sick? You kinda ruined that joke by failing to grasp basic English. Also I didn't know you were a fan is that why you want to sleep with me so hard?"

"Tell you what since you're obviously familiar with my 'comedic might' and probably been stalking me i'll give you a good deal. I'll let you call me daddy OR have you wear a dress before letting you have my 'dick' instead of needing both."

"Bring you dad along too maybe we can run a train on you or maybe you wanna watch me bang him while you jerk off in a corner?"

"That what you want daddy fucker? That your fetish? Being dommed by a Autists huh?"
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>>4275814
(Fucking autocorrect) holds hands up in defeat “fine, you win, let’s get over this shitposting. Does anyone here have anything else useful that won’t involve fetishes about dead pregnant underage girls and tentacle porn?”
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>>4275823
Forgot to put in the name
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>>4275814
>>4275802
>Nunya decides that he wants to deal with neither the drama nor the very disconcerting salesman who is probably going to curse us.
>"Okay, look, here's the money for the food. If any of you need me, I'll be outside."
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Also, I'm still offering my big aluminum bat to one of the teammates, if anyone wants.
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Rolled 31, 61, 57, 49, 93, 100, 60, 35, 32, 52, 81, 28, 45, 97, 19, 41, 57, 53, 88, 71 = 1150 (20d100)

>>4275572
> Join Agent Mcgenocide and Nunya in their investigation of the mill. Another pair of eyes and ears can only help right?
>>4275855
> Graciously accept the weapon from Agent Nunya.
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>>4276206
Who are you?
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>>4276216
>>4276206
Sorry, forgot my name.
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>>4276257
Fake you're obviously a skin changer.
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>>4275814
I thought The Last Defender was unique, but your speech reads like his fanfic about ShortTrip.

https://archived.moe/qst/thread/4245808/#4260066
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>>4271811
SIXTH TURN

>>4275607
Q: Can Nunya go down the hole?
Agility: Avg
DC: Minuscule
Roll: 75
A: Yes

Q: Is it the entrance to the tunnels?
Odds: 50/50 (one of the possibilities)
Roll: 83 (4th roll -- fluff question)
A: No

Q: Describe the basement
Roll: 7, 35
A: Violate of Legal matters
A crime scene

>>4275649
Q: Can Rapestab go down the hole?
Agility: Below Avg
DC: Minuscule
Roll: 97
A: No

Taking relevant injuries from https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/general-discussion/38050-lingering-injury-table
1-50: scratches
51-60: broken arm
61-70: broken leg
71-80: concussion
81-90: dislocated shoulder
91-00: sprained ankle
Roll: 7

>>4276206
Q: Can Anna go down the hole?
Agility: Above Avg
DC: Minuscule
Roll: 31
A: Yes

>>4275804
Q: Can TLD find someone who will answer his questions?
Charisma: Avg
DC: Avg (see Turn 2)
Roll: 2
A: Crit Yes
Exceptional crit: he gets good answers

Q: Can he find an abandoned place?
A: The existence of the abandoned mill is known

Q: Can he find a chemistry book in the area?
A: Yes (https://townofpelzer.us/library)

Cost: http://www.andersonlibrary.org/borrow/get-a-library-card
Q: Will the Foundation give him the sheriff's direction?
Odds: Impossible (the Foundation doesn't help new agents)
Roll: 73 (4th roll)
A: No
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>>4276958

It is now the mid-afternoon.

>>4275581
>>4275607
>>4275612
>>4275649
>>4276206
>>4275823

The team meets at the "Fiesta Mexican Restaurant" of Williamson. As they are discussing their plans, a sickly-looking man in a trench coat offers them an enigmatic deal for a Nokia phone that has the power to call the dead. Their intuition tells them that it seems to be a deal with the devil, and all of them reject the offer. No one in the restaurant finds his presence strange.

After buying supplies at "Foothills Gun & Pawn", they return to Pelzer. Only Chuck has a vehicle, everyone else is walking. Agent McGenocide brings them to the hole in the mill that he's found. He chats with Squiddly, the new agent, who seems to be intolerant of his high-grade autism and refers to his mode of speech "shitposting".

Nunya and Anna go down the rope ladder. McGenocide follows them, but clumsily slips and falls on the floor. He's not injured, though, he only gets scratches. With their flashlight, they can explore the basement. There's not much to see, it's a room with the same dimensions as the room above, hower the stench is intolerable. In a corner, Nunya spots the dead body of a pregnant woman, in a high state of decomposition.

Anna
>+ aluminum baseball bat
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>>4276958
>>4276960

>>4275799
The Last Defender buys more supplies. Although the town is small, it actually has a library, and he finds the books that he's looking for. He then searches for an abandoned place. He finds the abandoned mill, where the rest of the team is hanging out.

He asks his Kek Foundation contact, Agent Maat, to help him locate the sheriff, but he gets no answer.

He walks in the mill neighborhood, and meets the middle-aged blonde woman again. Without the hockey mask, she doesn't run from him. She introduces herself as Jenna; she's recently returned to Pelzer to live with her grandmother. She is scared to speak in the street, and invites her in her home. She offers a drink, but the carpet is stained, and her coffee table is dusty, so the hero declines for sanitary reasons.

"I've seen the news article, but I don't know who the passerby is. I don't think this person wants to be identified, I don't think you'll find them. Even if anyone knew, they wouldn't talk about it. You will find that no one wants to talk about anything that happens in this town.

It's only recently that I've moved to the Lower Mill area. I'm originally from the upper-class White Plains Community, which is really on the outskirts of Pelzer. Something really strange and evil is going on in this small town. All the families seem to know each other. Some of the rich people seem normal enough, as far as rich people go. But some of my friends, they're scared of talking about their family. One of them always had strange bruises, and one day she disappeared. I don't know what happened to her, or maybe I know. She was probably killed. It terrifies me to think about it.

I've been doing a little rogue investigating since I've been back. My disturbing memories of church and the weekend stays at my grandmother's who lived beside and worked at the mill at the time is a main factor in bringing me back. I know things that go way back before I was even born. Secret tunnels and underground cement tombs that were allegedly used for the underground railroad were and I strongly believe still are used for far more sinister things."

TLD
>$700 left
>library card (Anderson County): $25
>chemistry book "The Modern Alchemist"
>survival guide "Advanced Camping & Wilderness Survival"
>pocket knife: $15
>match box: $5
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>>4275799
Forgot the phone

TLD
>$670 left
>Nokia phone: $30
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Rolled 82, 50, 36, 86, 59, 32, 34, 34, 48, 65, 78, 93, 40, 67, 84, 31, 2, 18, 48, 99 = 1086 (20d100)

>>4276960
>Nunya takes a picture of the woman's face for research
And just to be safe
>he then pull out his bats
>"Sorry for this."
>he closes his eyes and smashes in the woman's head and stomach
we can't have any zombie fetuses around here
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Rolled 80, 8, 51, 4, 81, 27, 6, 90, 82, 20, 34, 9, 23, 66, 83, 80, 80, 60, 55, 56 = 995 (20d100)

>>4276960
>>4276984
"Christ, I didn't think that it could smell any worse. "
> Silently gagging, Anna steps closer to the freshly mutilated body, pausing a few moments in the vain hope that her intuition manages to pick up on some subtle ominous detail and provide justification to NOPE out of this situation. Should that redflag never come however, Anna suppresses her gag reflex and reluctantly kneels down next to the purifying corpse before launching into a spirited attempt to glean any pertinent information from it. A cause of death would be a fine place to start.
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>>4277025
>Nunya waits until Anna finishes to do the…dirty work.
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>>4277025
Squiddly takes notes of the body’s condition and tries to help Anna in the search
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Rolled 22, 65, 35, 34, 35, 32, 5, 41, 59, 1, 12, 95, 61, 43, 13, 57, 23, 45, 93, 3 = 774 (20d100)

>>4276961

TLD
>$670
>Nokia phone
>library card (Anderson County)
>chemistry book "The Modern Alchemist"
>survival guide "Advanced Camping & Wilderness Survival"
>pocket knife
>match box
>protein bars x10
>cordless circular saw
>tactical backpack
>MMA book
>ice hockey mask
>1 baseball bat (Barbed wire and nails)
>Red spray paint can
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> Ask her for names and directions if she got any (maybe the sheriff direction too, so i can talk to him more... Personally)

> buy some ropes and bleach

> go to the mill and read the books. also look around the area if there is somewhere to hide my very-suspicious stuff (if so, hide the saw, the bleach, the bat, and the ropes)

> inspect the mill

> tell the others about the monster-deer-devil-thing
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>>4277070
remember to roll a 20d100
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Rolled 14, 37, 27, 30, 96, 80, 58, 32, 56, 74, 8, 84, 15, 86, 61, 76, 24, 48, 99, 87 = 1092 (20d100)

>>4277074
Right, sorry>>4277070
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Rolled 26, 50, 27, 93, 81, 95, 33, 74, 66, 32, 37, 20, 25, 34, 12, 81, 94, 25, 68, 73 = 1046 (20d100)

>>4276960
>>4276984
"Not gonna lie dude that's kinda fucked up."

Rapestab wrinkles his nose at the blatant gore, a pit of disgust forming in his stomach.

"You guys go ahead and play with the corpse then. I'm gonna go look around"

>Agent McGenocide searches the mill basement using his flashlight for clues or any other pathways. If he finds any pathways, he'll create a barrier of salt like in supernatural before telling everybody.
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>>4276984
It's not a zombie fetus
Is a giant nazi zombie fetus
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>>4271811
SEVENTH TURN

>>4276984
Q: Can Nunya resist the smell?
Rank: (Willpower + Toughness) / 2 = Low
DC: Avg
Roll: 82
A: No

>>4277025
Q: Is there anything ominous about the body?
Odds: Very Unlikely (I didn't think of it)
Roll: 4 (4th roll)
A: Crit Yes
Crit: the situation is worse than I thought

Q: Can Anna's intuition perceive it?
Intuition: Exceptional
DC: Avg
Roll: 80
A: Yes

Q: Can Anna resist the smell?
Rank: (Willpower + Toughness) / 2 = Low
DC: Avg + 1 DC (Nunya's puke) = Above Avg
Roll: 8
A: Yes

>>4277084
Q: Can Squiddly go down the hole?
Agility: Low
DC: Minuscule (Turn 6)
Roll: 14
A: Yes

Q: Can he find out anything about the body?
Human Physiology: Below Average
DC: Avg
Roll: 37
A: No

Q: Can he resist the smell?
Rank: (Willpower + Toughness) / 2 = Above Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 27
A: Yes

>>4277092
Q: Is there anything else to find?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 93 (4th roll)
A: Crit No

>>4277071
Q: Does Jenna accept to give names?
Odds: Unlikely (she seems reluctant / frightened)
Roll: 34 (4th roll)
A: Yes

Q: Does TLD find anything strange about the mill?
Intuition: Avg
DC: High (he doesn't know what he's looking for)
Roll: 22
A: Yes
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>>4277273

>>4276984
Nunya takes a picture of the woman's face, then destroys her head and stomach with the short bats.

"Sorry for this."

The abnormally inflated flesh bursts open, releasing an overpowering foul smell that causes Nunya to vomit all over the place.

"Not gonna lie dude, that's kinda fucked up!" exclaims Agent McGenocide.

>>4277025
"Christ, I didn't think that it could smell any worse."

Anna steps closer to the now headless body. She closes her eyes to be more in tune with her intuition, and breathes calmly. She reopens her eyes, and looks carefully at the body, at the artificial light of the torches. There's something off about the situation that she can't quite pinpoint, from the general allure of the body, and what she saw of its face before Nunya destroyed it. She can hardly stop herself from looking back at the corpse, but she decides to retreat.

>>4277070
Squiddly takes notes of the body's condition. He pulls up the sleeves of the body, and finds bite marks on the arms, and part of the muscle tissues and tendons missing. The legs were partly eaten too. One of the legs has all the muscles severed from the joint, leaving a gaping wound.

>>4277092
Agent McGenocide searches the basement but there's nothing to find, except some old, broken furniture. There are no pathways, it's a rectangular room.

>>4277071
Jenna gives a name to the Last Defender.

"Pelzer doesn't have its own sheriff. Even though he's always around somewhere, Sheriff MacHahon is actually a county sheriff. The most feared man in town is probably James Crawford Jr., the Master of the Masonic Lodge. Everybody knows him. But the most powerful people, they remain hidden from the public. There are several millionaires who live in the middle of the woods, as strange as it may seem. I've seen them around, but I've never been introduced to them. There are also a lot of meth manufacturers and drug trafficants, they get more active in the evening. None of them are native to the town, but they always hang out in Pelzer, God knows why. That's the thing about Pelzer... It's a small town, but there are a lot of unknown faces."

The vigilante thanks her for the conversation and leaves. He buys more supplies in town, the returns to the mill and stores his weapons in a corner. He examines the graffitis. A symbol in particular catches his attention, at the top left of the main pentagram, because it looks like a specific symbol and not some random graffiti (Pic related).

The Last Defender
>$640 left
ropes $10
bleach $20
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>>427727
>squiddly makes a rough draft of the wounds on his notebook and writes down how they look like chewing marks
“Guys i think either someone cut her tendons off to stop her from running away or something was trying to eat her arms. Either way, this place is very fucked up”
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Rolled 15, 39, 25, 45, 75, 50, 17, 60, 69, 34, 80, 57, 21, 90, 7, 5, 57, 75, 43, 27 = 891 (20d100)

>>4277275
"Guys, there's something seriously freaky going on this corpse. There is some inexplicable, bizarrely bewitching aspect to it."
"Goddamn, its like every hair on my body is electrified. I'm going to get some fresh air, please be careful handling that thing."
> The primordial, lizard-brain alarms blaring in the back of Anna's mind abate as she swiftly ascends the ladder, gulping down a lungful of beautiful non-corpse flavored air as she reaches the surface. After her vision readjusts to the light, Anna spots The Last Defender inspecting some of the graffiti plastering the walls of the Mill. Amicably she greets him, and wanders over to see what has caught his attention.
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Rolled 4, 97, 82, 88, 26, 65, 16, 85, 6, 31, 41, 20, 24, 52, 7, 100, 48, 12, 66, 65 = 935 (20d100)

>>4277275
>>4277371
>mourn the loss of my clean clothes
>follow Anna
>send in the picture of the pre-smashed corpse to the Kek Foundation to see if it matches any missing persons
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So how do the dice work exactly?
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>>4277384
I'm using Mythic RPG.

Mythic RPG review: https://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/12/12904.phtml

As I said at first turn, the first three rolls are reserved for your main actions. I evaluate your rank and the difficulty of the action, and then I look up on the chart if the action is successful.

The remaining dice rolls are used for minor actions and fluff. Anything that I don't know, I roll on the Mythic RPG charts to know the answer. It works like an oracle. If you look at the spoilers, it's like I'm speaking to an oracle QM with all of my questions.

The PDF with the charts is here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/4198405/#p4212214
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Rolled 29, 87, 84, 67, 6, 25, 3, 91, 40, 87, 24, 43, 61, 69, 91, 25, 24, 33, 59, 18 = 966 (20d100)

>>4277275

> Go to the mill basement, once there, he's obviously gonna smell the body

> get closer, looking at the wounds

"yeah, that was definitely that thing, well, that or some flesh-eating psycho"

> if there's nothing interesting around, go up again, buy a sleeping bag and an axe

>go back to the mill and set up a camp with the bag and a campfire there, chopping a tree like if it were ShortTrip's face (maybe it gives me the anger bonus, maybe not, i dunno), then using the guide to create it, but don't start the fire yet
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>>4271801
>>4277384
>>4277421
And here's the main chart.
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>>4277427
>>4277371
I think getting down there was useless bc everyone left lmao

"...It looks like one of those mason freaks thing, it probably is"
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Rolled 8, 39, 1, 8, 60, 28, 92, 73, 82, 71, 89, 96, 37, 37, 2, 64, 82, 37, 42, 43 = 991 (20d100)

>>4277492
>Squiddly gets out of the basement after making a rough draft of the woman on his notebook. He then goes to the nearest shop to buy a bottle of water and hopefully a splitting maul
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>>4277734
Why not a crovel?
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I wonder who will KEK overcharge
Who will be blessed?
>>4277777
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>>4277767
apparently no one
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>>4277748
I didn’t know they existed until now. I’m chasing from splitting maul to crovel because this is great
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>>4277798
*changing. Fucking autocorrect
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>>4277275
>Agent Rapestab skips his turn and will appear randomly when he feels like there's an obvious and easy plot to pursue.
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>>4271811
EIGHTH TURN

>>4277371
Q: Does Anna know anything about the symbol?
/x/ board knowledge: Weak
DC: Exceptional (obscure symbol)
Roll: 15
A: No

>>4277376
Q: Will the Kek Foundation answer Nunya?
A: No (see Turn 5, 6)

>>4277427
Q: Can TLD chop off a tree?
Strength: Avg
DC: Below Avg (he has instructions in the book)
Roll: 29
A: Yes

Q: Does TLD attract attention by chopping a tree?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 67 (4th roll)
A: No

Q: Can he learn from the book how to set a camp?
IQ: Avg
DC: Weak
Roll: 87
A: No

It is now 5-6 PM.

>>4277427
The Last Defender reports to the rest of the team seeing the devil beast, the ghost, and what he's learned from the Jenna Kilz: the rich families, the disappearances, the secrets tunnels, the cement tombs, the sheriff, the Master of the Masonic Lodge, the millionaires and the meth manufacturers >>4276961 >>4277275.

That's a lot of data to process, and difficult to understand for those of lower or fluctuating IQ. All of this, and the presence of a half-eaten cadaver, suggests that Pelzer is home to various forms of evil. Why has the Kek Foundation sent rookies on such a difficult mission?

>>4277371
"I'm going to get some fresh air, please be careful handling that thing."

Anna ascends the ladder and spots TLD inspecting some graffiti. She wanders over to see a strange, complex pentagram. She's never seen such symbol before.

>>4277376
Nunya follows her, with his T-shirt all soiled. He sends the picture of the pre-smashed corpse to Agent Maat of the Kek Foundation, but he receives no answer. The other agents inform him that the Kek Foundation does not provide much help to new hires.

>>4277427
TLD jogs to the store "Ace Hardware & Rental" in the town of Williamson. He buys his supplies, all sweaty, and then jogs back to Pelzer. He reads in his survival book how to chop off a tree: how to swing an axe, and at what angle to land the strokes. He's successful in chopping off a small tree by summoning ShortTrip's face in his mind to boost his anger and strength.

TLD
>$530 left
>wood-cutting axe $60
>camouflage sleeping bag $50

>>4277734
Behind TLD, Squiddly jogs to "Ace Hardware & Rental" to buy his own supplies. The area is known for drug dealers, not joggers, so people give them weird looks.

Squiddly
>$970 left
>bottle of water
>crovel $30
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Cool, there's a new quest with The Last Defender as character

>>4277661
>>4277661
>>4277661
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Rolled 62, 45, 52, 46, 80, 83, 39, 21, 23, 11, 6, 6, 36, 34, 79, 75, 35, 14, 77, 58 = 882 (20d100)

>>4278847
"Wow, you sure did go to town on that tree. Uh, anyway did you need any help getting your camp set up? Coincidentally, I happen to have a fair amount of experience doing this exact sort of thing."
> Anna will assist TLD if he wishes, otherwise she'll wander the perimeter of the mill, periodically gazing off into the surrounding countryside, while the others decide on what to do next. She doesn't really expect to spot anything of course, not at this time of day, but the rustic ambiance balms her shattered nerves a little. The scenery is almost peaceful enough to Anna distract from the fact that there is a human corpse slowly rotting in a hole a short distance away.
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Rolled 97, 69, 44, 76, 10, 91, 52, 4, 59, 24, 1, 61, 37, 59, 22, 21, 57, 97, 47, 96 = 1024 (20d100)

>>4278897
>"Camping? After he saw a fucking deer-demon? No way! There is a perfectly good AirBnB waiting for us, which probably has a nice warm shower for me to wash all of the projectile vomit off of my body!"
>afterwards, Nunya goes to buy a first aid kit (and possibly a new set of clothes, assuming that we didn't bring spares), find a laundromat for his soiled clothes, and head to the AirBnB to freshen up and research first aid online until he falls asleep
(reminder: Nunya is more than happy to sleep on the couch)
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Rolled 27, 69, 87, 61, 89, 72, 96, 81, 23, 5, 60, 69, 45, 47, 25, 37, 71, 43, 71, 40 = 1118 (20d100)

>>4278847
TLD
>$670
>Nokia phone
>library card (Anderson County)
>chemistry book "The Modern Alchemist"
>survival guide "Advanced Camping & Wilderness Survival"
>pocket knife
>match box
>protein bars x10
>cordless circular saw
>tactical backpack
>MMA book
>ice hockey mask
>1 baseball bat (Barbed wire and nails)
>Red spray paint can
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>>4278897
"Yeah, thanks, I only have one sleeping bag though"

> Set up the camp (campfire, sleeping bag)

> Change into my old clothing (the vigilante stuff)

> Sing some russian song while waiting for the night, eat a protein bar
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>>4278982
"Yeah, thanks, I only have one sleeping bag though"
> Anna looks at you
"Are you coming on to me?"
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Rolled 10, 70, 30, 41, 23, 57, 27, 46, 52, 4, 67, 57, 71, 18, 57, 57, 10, 86, 52, 41 = 876 (20d100)

>>4278950
>>4278847

"Let me hitch a ride on your taxi I don't wanna have to pay for the fare."

>Agent McGenocide goes to the Air BnB to rest, claiming one of the rooms for his own.

>He orders a bucket of fried chicken and leaves a sticky note on the fridge telling any of his teammates that they can have any of the rest if they get hungry.

After eating he'll take a shower and go to his room.

"Nobody disturb me, I've got work to do."

"Now for the important part"

Rapestab knew it would be difficult. His head still wandered at the images of the dead woman which he felt would give him nightmares but this was something he had to do. A promise that needed to be upheld.

With a steel will, Special Agent Rapestab McGenocide will masturbate multiple times in his bed (Using tissues since he's not a monster) while fantasying about the revenant phone dealer as a Lithe Loli Zombie that calls him Onii chan.

He warps the image but focuses on that entity specifically as if giving a heretical prayer to the phantom sales creature. The Agent hoping to give it an immaterial middle finger.
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>>4279168
>you feel your sins crawling up your spine
>you are more into it and keep at it
>The outer dark is disturb by your persistence of hunting such a minor creature
>He is kick out in order to stop the reverberation of your unholy desire
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>>4271811
NINTH TURN

>>4278897
Q: Can Anna assist TLD with setting up the camp?
Wilderness Survival: Avg
DC: Minuscule
Roll: 62
A: Yes [therefore she doesn't wander the perimeter]

>>4278982
Q: Are TLD's songs good?
Music: Low
DC: Avg
Roll: 27
A: No [but almost]

Change of scene: night time
Change of Scene Roll: 61 / 10 = 6
A: The scene is as expected

>>4278950
Q: Can Nunya jog to Williamston?
Fitness: Weak
A: No, his level of Fitness is too low

Q: Can Nunya find useful information about first aid?
Research: IQ - 2 RS = Weak
Roll: 97
A: Crit No
Crit: He browses 4chan

The night arrives... It is now 10 PM. It is the time when the town of Pelzer awakens...

>>4278897
>>4278982
Anna is an avid lover of nature, and she has spent much of her time camping. She helps TLD out to set a campfire, as he was having trouble following the instructions of the survival book. The camp is quite comfortable; there's a roof, a river, and a hole that can serve as toilet. TLD sings many songs from his homeland, such as "Kalinka", "Wide is my Motherland", and the Tetris theme song. The performance is rather annoying to hear.

>>4278950
>>4279168
>>4279184
Nunya walks back to WIlliamston to clean his soiled clothes at the laundromat. It's been a long day, and he's tired from walking so much. He and Agent McGenocide take a taxi back to Greenville. Finally back in the safety of the room, he researches the topic of "first aid" on 4chan. On which board should he search? He has no idea! He decides to open his favorite boards, /qst/ and /co/, and reads many fascinating threads until he falls asleep in the couch, forgetting all about the topic he wanted to research. He dreams of black flying creatures with maws and tentacles devouring people around the world. In the bed behind him, Agent McGenocide is giving in to his unholy desires.

Nunya
>$820 left
>taxi fare: $40
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Rolled 4 (1d5)

PC list
1-Nunya Bisnez
2-Anna Campbell
3-TLD
4-Chuck Taylor
5-Rapestab Mc Genocide
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>>4279219
i was going to run a event but where the fuck is Chuck (the player)?
fuck it, number 3
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Rolled 30, 99, 74, 83, 52, 27, 25, 17, 43, 78, 90, 48, 43, 70, 40, 57, 80, 44, 57, 3 = 1060 (20d100)

>>4279206
>Genocide texts Agent Maat

-Heyy maaattt you up :D

-We found a body and it was pretty messed up :(. it was a lady wo was pregnant.

-had bite marks iirc

-*who

-tld said he saw a demon and there's a consipracy going on

-you might wanna ask him about it in case we get wiped or worst kek

-maybe i'll get turned into a demon and kill the next group lol

-...

-...

-hey maat do you know how to deal with demons?

-i don't know what i'm supposed to do

-i'm honestly kind of scared.

-it feels like a dream when its happening. I just get to move on auto, go with the flow and treat it like a joke

-But it feels weird when I get the chance to think about it

-...

-it feels fake

-i don't wanna die

-lol hahahaha

-i sound like a faggot

>Thomas goes to sleep till morning.
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>>4279228
You're also missing Squiddly.
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>>4279238
thanks, i will update that
>>4279206
TO, The Last Defender
>you wake up after a nights sleep
>You leave camp to a more secluded area to take a leak
>a fawn is blocking your path
>it looks at you
>his hooves are separated into finger like appendages
>It's coming closer
>it's blue eyes unfocus while it moves
Will you stay?
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Rolled 6, 8, 86, 67, 10, 75, 99, 44, 75, 47, 79, 72, 71, 81, 59, 35, 100, 69, 29, 65 = 1177 (20d100)

>>4279206
TLD
>$670
>pocket knife
>ice hockey mask (worn)
>1 baseball bat (Barbed wire and nails)
>Red spray paint can

Stuff in the mill
>match box
>protein bars x10
>cordless circular saw
>tactical backpack
>MMA book
>Nokia phone
>library card (Anderson County)
>chemistry book "The Modern Alchemist"
>survival guide "Advanced Camping & Wilderness Survival"

> leave the backpack in the mill, just take the knife, the spray and the bat

> Paint a TLD symbol in the masonic lodge wall (3 rectangles that are supposed to look like a cake)

> do some vigilante work hunting drug dealers in the town, moving through the shadows of the night

"FLOAT LIKE AN ANVIL, STING LIKE A NUKE, GUESS WHO'S DYING TODAY, YOU"
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>>4279257
> 86
Oh no
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Rolled 84, 66, 44, 43, 21, 45, 43, 19, 13, 38, 51, 32, 66, 21, 48, 100, 80, 36, 58, 51 = 959 (20d100)

>>4279206
>stop at the laundromat to pick up clothes
>convince squiddly to come back with me to the masonic lodge
>check knock to see if anyone's there
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>>4279261
will you take the event?
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Rolled 26, 96, 12, 19, 89, 17, 93, 95, 17, 12, 39, 22, 78, 73, 11, 27, 29, 67, 82, 88 = 992 (20d100)

>>4279206
"So TLD, why'd you decide to set up shop here specifically? Did you want to stakeout the Mill overnight, or was it just a matter of making yourself harder to track down?"
"Oh? You're heading out? That's rather bold given how things seem to be around here, roaming around at night alone is pretty risky. Do you want me to tag along and watch you back?"
> Anna will join TLD on his nocturnal escapades if invited, otherwise she will douse the campfire, find a secluded nook, and settle into a feather light sleep.
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Can players still join in?
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>>4279319
Yes
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>>4271802
Name
Shi Taberu hito

Stats
Strength: Average
Dexterity: Average
Agility: Above Average
Reflex: Exceptional
Toughness: Average
Intelligence: Exceptional
Intuition: High
Willpower: Average
Wisdom: High
Charisma: Below average

Stats
Running: High
Math: High
Tatics: High
Kicking: Above Average
Swimming: Above Average
Boxing: Above Average

Strengths: Infomaniac after years of watching "educational" youtube videos you have a basic understanding of most things.


Weakness
Antisocial: Keeps a distance from people unless needed
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>>4279333
Oh nvm thought there was unlimited player count like other times. I'll be back next thread I guess. See ya.
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>>4279341
I said players can still join
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>>4279333
You can also post your inventory

Information about your mission is here >>4272093

You arrive at the Greenville–Spartanburg International Airport, with $1000 on your Paypal account.

Your contact at the Kek Foundation told you to catch up with your fellow team members, Chuck, Thomas, Nunya, and The Last Defender.
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Name
Shi Taberu hito

Stats
Strength: Average
Dexterity: Average
Agility: Above Average
Reflex: Exceptional
Toughness: Average
Intelligence: Exceptional
Intuition: High
Willpower: Average
Wisdom: High
Charisma: Below average

Stats
Running: High
Math: High
Tatics: High
Kicking: Above Average
Swimming: Above Average
Boxing: Above Average
Guns: Average

Strengths: Infomaniac after years of watching "educational" youtube videos you have a basic understanding of most things.


Weakness
Antisocial: Keeps a distance from people unless needed

Inventory: Dual desert eagles, 200 rounds of 50 calibar hollow point bullets, flashlight, and batteries
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>>4279404
yeah , it's broken
But its your choice how to have fun
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>>4279404
You're missing a few stats.
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>>4279404
Edit to inventory (didn't read the under 1,000 part):

1 Savage Arms MSR 15 Patrol, 200 rounds of 5.56 calibar ammo , 1 flash light, and 10 batteries
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>>4279419
What am I missing?
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>>4279404
Is anybody in the mood for Frosted Flakes?
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>>4279431

Read the character sheet >>4271802
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>>4279419
It's OK, it's an older sheet from before I added more stats.
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>>4279350
Do we all have phones and know eachother's phone numbers?

>Take a taxai to Pelzer, SC
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Rolled 86, 72, 3, 83, 12, 35, 37, 31, 55, 86, 56, 46, 58, 14, 74, 27, 100, 92, 6, 44 = 1017 (20d100)

>>4279467
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>>4279467
Yes, the Kek Foundation gave you their phone numbers.
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>>4279275
>>4279246
Yes

>>4279286
"Yes, If you want, Just... don't get yourself arrested"

Btw i'm responding late 'cause my internet is dying a lot lately
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>>4279515
>It comes closer
>Its mouth is filled with chicks all calling to you
>The screams sound like your name
Make a Willpower check,Roll 1d100 (DC: above average)
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>>4279521
"BEGONE! WEEEEDDDIIING CAAAAAKKKEE"
(if the roll succeeds, TLD hits that thing's head with his bat)
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Rolled 61, 100, 91, 47, 52, 47, 63, 75, 95, 17, 26, 58, 86, 40, 31, 8, 60, 42, 33, 13 = 1045 (20d100)

>squiddly has decided to stay with tld and agent campbell because of his earlier discussion with agent mcGenocide, so decides to buy two sleeping bags so that no one will sleep on the naked ground
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4279533
Forgot to roll i'm stupid
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>>4279537
Oh no
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>4279537
1-That's the roll for the attack
2-That's the roll for willpower
Roll me another please
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4279545
Second chance don't fail me
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>>4279274
Sorry, forgot to put name
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>>4279550
>>4279537

Q;Is the attack succesfull
Odds; 50/50
R; no

Q; Does he resist?
DC; above average Vs Average
Roll;20
A;Yes


You fail one roll so mix results

>You stay very still
>It studies you for a second
>the screams from the chicks pierce your brain but you wont back off
>You scream back "BEGONE! WEEEEDDDIIING CAAAAAKKKEE"
>You raise your bat in defiance
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>The screams from the fawn stops you and you fall to the ground
>He lowers its head to your level
>You can feel its breathing on your neck
"Will i die like this?"
>NO YOU WON'T
>you resist the temptation to fall unconscious
>The Fawn attacks you
>It feel like piercing needles around you body
>You are soaking in your blood by the end
>the creature leaves
>You drop to the ground
>you look at you self
>In your chest there's a runic circle engraved in your flesh
Rune bound (Mysterious powers lays dormant, activate at will. The results are unknown)
[Gain the Tired condition until you rest]
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>>4279585
So... I got a cool-ass rune in my chest just by the price of being tired? (That i was probably tired already bc i didn't sleep doing the vigilante stuff) and also magic stuff that probably will make me explode or something if i use it. Pretty cool, ngl
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>>4279601
Remember ALL physical activities have a increase DC until you rest and we have no way of knowing effects of the runes
It's possible it will kill you or propel you to being a demigod.
Only the RNG knows
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>>4279430
Edit to inventory (found a desert eagle for $630). 1 Desert eagle, 200 rounds of 50 calibar hollow point bullets, 1 flashlight, 10 batteries, and brass knuckles
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>>4279609
Good enough that you said it happened next day, so it doesn't affect the vigilante work stuff, and yeah, that's why i'll just use the rune as a cool tattoo, bc as i said, if i try to use that power the dice will probably make me explode lmao
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>>4279631
Your plan c
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>>4279627
You also forgot your background story
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>>4271811
TENTH TURN

>>4279235
Q: Will Agent Maat answer Rapestab's texts?
Charisma: Above Avg
DC: High (Agent Maat is difficult to talk to)
Roll: 30
A: Yes

Q: Is he helpful?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 83
A: No

>>4279257
Q: Can TLD avoid getting caught tagging the lodge?
Stealth: Agility - 2 RS = Low
DC: Minuscule (it's dark)
Roll: 6 (1st roll)
A: Crit Yes

Q: Are there some dealers to catch?
Odds: Very Likely (cf. Jenna's intel)
Roll: 67 (4th roll)
A: Yes

Q: Are they hanging out in a group?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 10 (5th roll)
A: Crit Yes
Crit: A group of 7 drug dealers [3 for TLD, 2 for Anna, 2 for Squiddly]

Q: Can he beat them up?
MMA: Low + 1 RS (armed) = Below Avg
DC: Low + 2 RS (group) = Avg
Roll: 8 (2nd roll)
A: Yes

>>4279274
Q: [Nunya] Is anyone answered the door?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 43
A: Yes
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>>4279286
Q: Can Anna beat up the thugs?
Martial Arts: Strength - 2 RS (semi-specialized skill) + 1 RS (armed) = Below Avg
DC: Low + 1 RS (group) = Below Avg
Roll: 26
A: Yes

>>4279536
Q: Can Squiddly beat up the thugs?
Martial Arts: Strength - 2 RS (semi-specialized skill) + 1 RS (armed) = Below Avg
DC: Low + 1 RS (group) = Below Avg
Roll: 61
A: No
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>>4279720

>>4279467
>>4279627
Shi Taberu Hito, an investigator of exceptional capacities, has arrived. His first action is to buy a desert eagle. He's the first member of the team who thought of using his Paypal balance for buying an actual weapon. He takes a taxi to Pelzer, and meets up with the Last Defender, Anna and Squiddly at their campment in the abandoned mill. They are going to do some night vigilante hunting and he's welcome to tag along.

Shi
>$225 left
>Savage Arms MSR 15 Patrol $630
>200 rounds of 50 calibar hollow point bullets $80
>flashlight + batteries: $25
>taxi fare: $40

>>4279235
Agent McGenocide is texting Agent Maat.

>Heyy maaattt you up :D
Yes
>hey maat do you know how to deal with demons?
Yes
>i don't know what i'm supposed to do
Get out there, investigate the demon and the conspiracy
>i sound like a faggot
Stop drinking onions and you'll be OK

>>4279257
>>4279286
>>4279536
Squiddly wants to buy sleeping bags, but it's too late and the stores are closed.

The Last Defender, Anna and Squiddly walk to the Masonic Lodge. They tag the wedding cake symbol over the walls and then flee; discretion is the better part of valor. They roam the streets looking for preys. The Last Defender and Anna are armed with baseball bats, and Squiddly is armed with brass knuckles. In the parking lot of the ALIVE Wesleylan campus, there, they find them. The meth dealers, seven of them are hanging out together and doing drugs. They look scrawny, disgusting, and full of AIDS.

"What are you stupid-ass punks doing around here this late?" The vigilante grunts.

"It's none of your business, asshole!"

"FLOAT LIKE AN ANVIL, STING LIKE A NUKE. GUESS WHO'S DYING TODAY, YOU!"

TLD charges in the middle of the bunch, swinging his bat. The criminals actually look scared. He grabs two of them and slams them to the ground. He cracks their skull open with his bat. The others panic, but it's too late.

"KILL THEM!" shouts TLD, while strangling the third meth dealer.

Anna and Squiddly immediately rush in. Anna smashes the heads of two meth dealers, knocking them all out -- thank Nunya for the weapon. The last two of the criminals run up to Squiddly and beat him up badly.

Squiddly
>suffers -1 RS concussion damage

>>4279274
Nunya drives back to Williamston to pick up his clothes. The taxi driver seems happy to have such a good customer, and he asks if he needs to wait for him to drive him back to Greenville. Nunya walks to the Masonic Lodge -- he notices that the walls are covered with strange rectangles, is that a new occult symbol? He knocks and an old woman opens the door.

"Dang, not the visitor I was expecting. Who are you, son?"
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>>4279723
Oops I wrote Savage Arms MSR 15 Patrol instead of the other gun
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Rolled 6, 41, 47, 19, 78, 99, 25, 21, 13, 76, 11, 22, 53, 32, 30, 19, 16, 98, 26, 91 = 823 (20d100)

>>4279720
> If tld’s tattoo is out for everyone to see, squiddly will ask to inspect it, otherwise he will check on his own wounds to see how badly injured he is

“Thanks guys, I owe you one. If it weren’t for you, those guys would have beaten the shit out of me even more”
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>>4279723
I say to Ann "So why are you guys beating up random drug dealers? I thought we were supposed to be investigating the paranormal."
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Rolled 18, 61, 65, 99, 17, 72, 68, 14, 53, 11, 5, 43, 34, 15, 94, 9, 25, 45, 9, 87 = 844 (20d100)

>>4279723
Poor dave, he just wanted to camp, anyway...


"YOU BASTARDS ARE GONNA PAY!"

> Avenge Squiddly, beat the remaining dealers

> leave one of them alive (yet badly wounded), and ask if they work for someone. if he doesn't give any useful information, kill him, if he actually gives useful information... Kill him

> paint the floor with the cake symbol

> Escape to the mill, through the forest so nobody can track me (or us, i dunno if they'll follow me)
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>>4279791
Wait I’m dead?
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>>4279812
You're not dead
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>>4279812
No but they beated you up "badly"
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>>4279815
Sorry, I read that tld was avenging me and I thought I was dead. How are hit points / rs calculated by the way? I’m sorry if you have explained it earlier and I missed it
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>>4279723
I turn to the group and say "Rat's preying on the flesh of maggots pathetic. If you wish to spend your time murdering the homeless be my guest, but some of us came here for a job."

>Buy a bulletproof vest

>Go to the mosaic college and knock on the door and say "Hello I'm interested in joining your group."
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>>4279821
There are no hit points

RS = rank shift

You suffer a -1 RS penalty for actions that are affected by your concussion
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>>4279822
I think you were at the camp, and rn it's like... 11 PM, so i don't think nothing's open

Btw, as i think Shi is like, a Wux (he's ShortTrip for TLD) friend and all that, probably something's gonna happen if he remembers that (even if this Shi is another person, TLD isn't very... Rational)
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>>4279847
>Btw, as i think Shi is like, a Wux (he's ShortTrip for TLD) friend and all that, probably something's gonna happen if he remembers that (even if this Shi is another person, TLD isn't very... Rational)

I have no idea what that sentence meant, but I am Shi, not some larper. I just didn't use my trip since it has QM in it and I'm not the QM right now.
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>>4279841
Thanks for explaining
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>>4279847
Wuxian gave me the choice of following you guys so I did follow you, but left when I heard you were just going to beat up drug dealers.
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>>4279857
I know you're shi, but i mean, TLD hates ST and everyone around him, and he thinks wux's him, and Wux have mentioned you more than once, so... That, nothing personal, just stuff about TLD and its character
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>>4279868
I didn't know what short trip or TLD was so I was really confused, but after reading the thread I get what you we're saying.
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Rolled 33, 53, 93, 88, 24, 57, 30, 30, 48, 59, 67, 55, 13, 53, 21, 4, 85, 48, 57, 33 = 951 (20d100)

>>4279723
>Texts Maat

-But i'm bad at talking to people :*(

-Everybody's gotten embroiled in vigilante fighting and the new guy sounds like a Larper faggot who's gonna go on a shooting spree

-I want to investigate the forest full of probably eyes wide shut cultists or the creepy tunnels under the church so I can lewd Valak but I don't wanna die and I definitely will if I go alone.

-Can't you give me some mythical or amazing advice on how to be an investigator or to protect myself?

-You've been doing this longer than me Senpai! Plleeeeaaaaasssseeeeee. I'll even promise never to call you senpai again

-...

-Or you know, call you senpai from now on if that's what you're into ;)
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>>4279939
don't worry about not doing cool shit.
Making your own opportunities is part of the fun.
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>>4279957
Ye but I'm bored.
I'll probably go investigate one of those leads after this turn whether I die or not.
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Rolled 82, 49, 31, 26, 62, 88, 47, 16, 83, 31, 72, 9, 47, 58, 69, 81, 100, 65, 75, 66 = 1157 (20d100)

>>4279723
>"Yes, hello! I've heard about Freemasonry and I'm really interested in joining!"
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Rolled 34, 99, 48, 91, 14, 38, 94, 82, 96, 69, 36, 37, 37, 24, 75, 86, 49, 49, 9, 39 = 1106 (20d100)

>>4279778
"Beats me agent, I'm just trying to help out where I can. Nice to meet you by the way. Although, on second thought, I guess we're probably going to squeeze some information of these guys. Drug dealers interact with all sorts so they may well have something we can use."
>>4279723
> Anna leaves the wanton ultraviolence to TLD and goes to check the severity of Agent Panucci's injuries. Anna doesn't know too much about first-aid beyond bushcraft applications of it, however if she notices anything obviously wrong she'll call an ambulance, otherwise she'll just help him limp back to the AirBNB.
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>>4280695
>call an ambulance
That's gonna get us arrested
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>>4280967
That's a really good point. I probably should have specified that I move elsewhere before calling an ambulance, or that I just take him personally to a hospital.
Oh well. Assuming that Squiddly is injured seriously enough to warrant hospitalization, I'll just do my best to bullshit my way past any uncomfortable lines of questioning.
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>>4279723
Changing my action

>I follow the group. When we come across the drug dealers I remark "Maggots selling their shit to the populace disgusting." I open fire with my desert eagle on the drug dealers.
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Rolled 43, 68, 42, 30, 9, 59, 35, 14, 16, 8, 25, 70, 53, 5, 62, 68, 16, 67, 52, 90 = 832 (20d100)

>>4280989
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>>4280989
Dude, DUDE, you at least alerted half town if you do that (also i dunno if you can Change your actions like 10 hours after)
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>>4280989
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>>4281007
>>4280997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3B8bMc2kso&t=169s
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>mfw the quest becomes a prison break quest
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>>4281013
>implying that's a bad thing
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I never said it was bad
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>>4281027
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>>4281023
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>>4281039
Plot twist: the prison break is actually the kek's intermission event
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I‘m can’t make good memes to save my life
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>>4281046
to much text but you have the idea
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>>4281050
And apparently I can't even spell correctly
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>Not my best work
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>>4271811
ELEVENTH TURN

>>4279776
Q: Can Squiddly find information about TLD's tattoo?
Knowledge (Occultism): Above Avg - 1 RS (concussion) = Avg
DC: High (obscure symbol)
Roll: 6
A: Yes

>>4279791
Q: Will the prisoner speak?
Intimidation: Charisma - 2 RS = Low
DC: Minuscule
Roll: 18 (1st roll)
A: Yes

Q: Does the prisoner know anything?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 99
A: Crit No

Q: Can he escape to the mill?
Odds: Near Sure Thing
Roll: 61 (2nd roll)
A: Yes

Q: Is there anyone in the mill?
Odds: Very Unlikely (they've just left)
Roll: 17
A: Yes

Q: Is this person related to the dead body?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 72
A: No

/pol/ generator
Roll: 68, 14, 53, 11
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/68143061/#68145311
"Japanese Chick Experiences Fear and Loathing in New Paris" => Paris syndrome => thugs

>>4280009
Q: Does Nunya make a good impression?
Charisma: Low
DC: High (he shows up in the middle of the night)
Roll: 82
A: No

>>4280695
Q: Does Anna think that Panucci's concussion is bad?
Odds: 50/50 (no idea)
Roll: 34
A: Yes
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>>4279939
Agent McGenocide is texting Agent Maat more. Agent Maat doesn't answer much, but he feels that it's therapeutical to write his feelings down.
>Can't you give me some mythical or amazing advice on how to deal with demons?
You can't defeat demons if you're still enjoying their company.
>Or you know, call you senpai from now on if that's what you're into ;)
(Agent Maat stops answering)


>>4280009
"Hello! I've heard about Freemasonry and I'm really interested in joining!" Nunya says, cheerfully.
The old woman looks puzzled.
"Thanks for your interest, but the Lodge is not open at the moment. Goodbye, have a good evening."

>>4279776

Squiddly inspects TLD's new tattoo >>4279585. His thoughts are a blurry mess because of the concussion, but he's certain to recognize the symbol.
Knowledge (Occultism): The tattoo is a variant of the "Seal of Sixteen Circles", a Circle of Power that has the power of summoning in the Hermetic tradition. In the central circle is a stylized symbol of the cancer astrological sign.

>>4280695
Anna doesn't know much about first aid. She asks Agent Panucci to follow her finger with his eyes to test his coordination. He seems slightly hesitant, and she concludes that he needs medical attention. She accompanies him to the parking lot of the Taco Bell and calls an ambulance. 15 minutes later, the ambulance arrives. The male nurse checks him out and agrees that he suffers a concussion. Agent Panucci is asked his name, social security number, birthdate and address, before he can be brought to the Greenville Hospital for a 24 hours monitoring.


>>4279791
>>4280989
Anna leaves the wanton ultraviolence to TLD. Only one methhead has been left alive, and TLD beats him up savagely. He threatens to kill him if he doesn't name who he's working for.
"I don't know nothing, man. I swear. You've killed Keith, he's the one who gets us the meth."
"LIAR! YOU ARE LYING! YOU ARE SHORTDICK! the.... DIIIIIIICE! DIIIIIIIIIICK! CHEATER! THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED! YOU WILL FACE STERN JUSTICE FOR YOUR CRIMES! YOU ARE A JANNIE! COP! PIG! TYRANT! THE RIGHTEOUS RETRIBUTION IS COMING!"
TLD grabs the man's head and bashes it on the floor repeatedly. His whole body is shaking from the adrenaline.
"WEEEEDDDIIING CAAAAAKKKEE!!!"
He paints the cake symbol on the floor, and quickly escapes to the mill, which is only two blocks away. Shi follows him from a safe distance. Unexpectedly, there's two shadows in the campment, going through their stuff. In his state of frenzy, TLD can't tell what type of creatures they are.
Shi, however, can tell that the two shadows are African Americans, but he's not sure if they are drug dealing maggots or not. He pulls his desert eagle out and points it at them.
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Rolled 11, 37, 50, 62, 21, 60, 79, 24, 34, 11, 33, 85, 51, 94, 30, 31, 62, 5, 67, 44 = 891 (20d100)

>>4281155
>"If it's not open, then what were you doing inside?"
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>>4281159
it is not open to the public
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>>4281161
>go to the bathroom in the CVS across the street
>make sure you're not followed
>call the others
>"I think there's key evidence somewhere in the lodge. I say we go into the lodge tonight, we'll plan it at the AirBnB."

using previous roll
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Rolled 27, 82, 10, 25, 8, 42, 35, 97, 11, 97, 90, 86, 63, 24, 24, 50, 51, 34, 72, 32 = 960 (20d100)

>>4281155
'Okay, no major complications, that's a relief. Hm, I wonder if I should stick with Agent Panucci while he recovers. It's probably unnecessary, I mean really, what are the chances that the local hospital is a hub of occult activity?'
'...'
'...'
'...'
> Anna asks the paramedic if she can ride to the hospital with Dave, justifying her request by stating that having a familiar face around will put him at ease, and that she also may be able to provide answers on his behalf if the concussion messes with his cognizance. If that's not possible however than Anna asks for the address of the hospital and calls a taxi to take her there.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>4281155
"Pfft fine"

-Yeah but there's more than one way to skin a cat and our demons make for great company.

-...

-Thanks for talking to me Maat. I really appreciate it.

-Take care man

>Agent McGenocide takes a taxi back to Pelzer and flips a coin.

[1] Church Tunnels ------- [2] Cultist Forest
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Rolled 54, 65, 24, 22, 56, 88, 17, 6, 71, 29, 25, 81, 56, 97, 35, 7, 76, 81, 78, 24 = 992 (20d100)

>>4281211
>Special Agent Rapestab McGenocide makes his way to the hidden church tunnels to explore it.

"Probably a lucky thing, I've already got the supplies needed in case I get stranded ha."
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>>4281155
I say "Drop to your fucking knees maggots or I'm gonna put a cap in your kneecaps (if they don't do this I shoot them both in the leg). Who the fuck are you and what do you know about this occult shit?"
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Rolled 29, 86, 42, 33, 56, 99, 85, 31, 79, 73, 45, 33, 34, 39, 33, 26, 42, 92, 57, 32 = 1046 (20d100)

>>4281215
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>>4281187
Calling Anna first (He is unaware of her situation)
>Hello, Anna? I'm planning on going into the lodge tonight, and I'm going to need a partner. Are you in?"
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Rolled 52, 70, 30, 61, 39, 71, 44, 64, 26, 45, 17, 59, 33, 57, 24, 8, 43, 5, 23, 26 = 797 (20d100)

>>4281155

"Y'know? I'm a simple guy, you touch my stuff, and I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKIN' SKULL!"

> Start the senseless violence yet again, Fight them (this time, it will probably trigger the anger bonus)

"YOU JANNIES ALWAYS THE SAME, STEALING PEOPLE'S RIGHTS, NOW YOU'RE STEALING PEOPLE'S THINGS?! NOT ON MY WATCH!"

> if they're dead, take their stuff, clothes and all, then throw them into the basement

> hide the bloody clothes and change into the hoodie and cargo pants again

> sleep in the sleeping bag
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Rolled 83, 31, 60, 45, 66, 94, 98, 25, 25, 94, 77, 42, 28, 46, 62, 63, 100, 61, 98, 23 = 1221 (20d100)

>>4281187
"Agent Campbell, I've got some news about our peculiar associate's tattoo"
> squiddly proceeds to give Anna all the information he has about the seal
"thank you for the help earlier, and for calling an ambulance. I wouldn't have made it without you, so if you ever need anything, just ask. I owe you one"
"But please, do me a favor and make sure no one takes my shit while they check if I've got a brain injury or something like that"

> Squiddly tries to see if the medics have something suspicious about them, you can never be safe enough with cultists and weird mythological creatures
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>>4281211
There are 8 churches, which one do you go to?

(That's 1 church per 10 residents)
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>>4281222
>"Annna? Hello?"
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>>4281224
Do this after this >>4281215

"Street Justice number one law, comrade, leave no prisoners"
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>>4281239
Fuuucckkkk fine bring me to the ones nearest to Lodge #217 at the West side of Pelzer.
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>>4281239
I am an alternative universe Shi or am I prime Shi.? Do I have memories from my past life or prime Shi's life?
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>>4281246
(I mean, wait a minute to see if they answer, but if they answer or not, TLD will still fight them and probably kill them)
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>>4281222
>>4281242
> Lowering her voice and turning away from the paramedic, Anna answers.
"Yeah, sorry I'm here. Things are a bit nuts over here. Dave got hurt in an 'incident'. A paramedic is checking him over now, then they're transporting him to a hospital for treatment. I'm probably being paranoid, but I'd like verify that everything at the hospital is 'fine' and that Dave gets the help he needs. Once that's all squared away, I'll head over your way."
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>>4281253
Well, you never said your description in your character sheet... Who's prime shi btw?
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>>4281253
Prime Shi died, was Isekai'd and became a god king in several parallel universes.

You are yet another Shi from another alternate universe who hasn't died and knows nothing about Prime Shi.
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>>4281256
>"Alright, thanks. If Dave gets better bring him with. If not, just bring his crovel."
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>>4281237
"Oh? Huh, well that's curious. I'll have to make a note of that somewhere. Anyway, thanks and don't sweat it. We'll have you back on your feet in no time flat."
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>>4281266
"Gotcha. Hopefully all goes well and we'll catch back up with you soon. Bye."
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>>4281266
(You’ll have to pry the crovel from my cold dead hands. Or just take it when I’m unconscious)
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>>4281308
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>>4281260
Prime Shi would be my first character who had the Edglelord and Harem cheats. He was in Multiplayer Isekai Quest (Mythic RPG) #2, Mythic RPG #4 (Kek's Familia), and became god king in my quest.
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>>4281155
This is a message for the QM

I wrote a special event ,number 4.
it introduces a new NPC so i need you permission to run it.
And any request on events or general bullshit is welcome.
https://pastebin.com/xgud4fFq
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>>4281348
Yes, go ahead!!!
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>>4281183
>The cold from standing in the night caches to you
>The wind blows and leaves fall...wait...they stopped mid air
>That's weird
>You look around you in search of a answer
>Some of the bats have froze in time hover above the street
> Across the street you see a zombie girl walking
>She is searching for something
>she seem in distress
>If you freeze now she will go away
>or you could call out to her to see what is happening
What do?
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Rolled 55, 53, 85, 33, 45, 42, 69, 72, 43, 47, 62, 51, 51, 16, 96, 87, 94, 57, 48, 40 = 1146 (20d100)

>>4281367
>ever so slowly reach into bag and grip bats
>wait for her to leave
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>You sense danger
>Who is she?
>You don't know
>You reach into your bag and grip on on your weapon
>You freeze , you ready yourself
>you will not let her get close
>She glances at you without paying atencion
>you are not what she is looking for
>Eventually she tumbles around a corner and disappears
>Her wandering search continues
>eventually you feel the wind again
>it just ... passes
>you are left wondering if you will see her again

New Npc: [Redacted]
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>>4281382
And you don't have to roll unless the events requires it.
It's not a action
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What is the wedding cake thing from?
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>>4281573
It's something that TLD says when he's spamming, i think it is a WTF quest thing, but i dunno that much
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>>4281577
Who is ShortTrip/ShortDick, I know TLD accuses Wux of being him, but who is he?
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>>4281586
He is another QM
>>4245808
he does his thing but he is a bit sick of the controversy so don't go asking him questions.
he is a chill dude
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>>4281586
He's the WTF quest QM
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>>4271811
TWELTH TURN

This turn see the introduction of random events. When you roll a 11, 22, 33, 44 or 55 in an Odds question, it triggers a random event. It's a coincidence that we have 3 random events in this turn, and that they all have the same subject (PC Negative).

>>4281183
Q: Is Nunya followed?
Odds: No Way
Roll: 11
A: Yes

Random Event: double digits rolled under Chaos Level
Random Event: 62
A: PC Negative
The zombie girl is following

>>4281187
Q: Do the paramedic allows that Anna rides to the hospital?
Charisma: Avg
DC: Above Avg
Roll: 27
A: Yes

>>4281213
Q: Can Rapestab find tunnels? (if any)
Perception: Above Aveerage
DC: Avg
Roll: 54
A: Yes

Q: Any tunnel to find?
Odds: 50/50 (actually a good spot)
Roll: 22
A: Yes

Random Event: double digits rolled under Chaos Level
Random Event: 56
A: PC Negative

Q: What happens?
Roll: 88, 17
A: Control of The spiritual
The pastor

>>4281217
Q: Can Shi make them drop to their knees?
Charisma: Below Avg
DC: Minuscule (he has a gun)
Roll: 29
A: Yes

Q: Do they know anything about the occult?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 33
A: Yes

Random Event: double digits rolled under Chaos Level
Random Event: 56
A: PC Negative

Q: What happens?
Roll: 99, 85
A: Oppress of Technology
oppress = fight; technology = gun
They have guns

>>4281237
Q: Does Squiddly perceive anything suspicious about the medics?
Human Physiology: Below Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 83
A: No
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>>4281635

>>4281183
Nunya goes to the CVS across the street. He meets a strange zombie girl, who she seems to ignore him and wanders away. He can't believe his eyes, what a surreal encounter.

[RANDOM EVENT / PC Negative] Nunya goes to the bathroom of the CVS. He calls the other agents and reports his thoughts to them. Suddenly, he becomes aware of an odor of rotten flesh coming from one of the stalls. He has to resist the urge to vomit and soil another T-shirt.

>>4281187
>>4281237
It's not the standard procedure, but her justification is reasonable and the medic allows Anna to ride with them in the ambulance. They ask her what has happened.

Squiddly carefully analyses the face of the medics.

Knowledge (Physiology): Their faces have standard proportions compared to the regional population, and do not have suspicious or deformed traits that could imply evil traits or genes. They are talking to Anna in a perfectly normal and professional way.

>>4281213
>>4281250
Agent McGenocide takes a taxi back to Pelzer and heads to the ALIVE Wesleylan campus, which is across the street from Lodge #217. He sees the mutilated bodies of seven men lying on the floor of the parking lot, and next to them, a painted symbol made of three rectangles. That looks beautiful, but he has no time to waste. The campus is surrounded by the woods, and he searches for a hole. After a ten minutes search, he finds a rectangular hole under a tree and crouches to take a look at it.

[RANDOM EVENT / PC Negative] A middle-aged man dressed in a black suit comes out of the main building. As he sees the bodies, he screams, and takes his phone out to call the cops.

Agent McGenocide
>$780 left
>Taxi fare: $40

>>4281215
>>4281224
The two thugs comply with Shi's reasonable demand, and drop on their knees.

"Who the fuck are you and what do you know about this occult shit?" Shi asks.

"Look, man, we want no trouble. We gon' tell you what you want to know. Calm down, OK? Calm down, brother."

[RANDOM EVENT / PC Negative] While Shi's attention is on the thug who's talking, the other one pulls a gun from the back of his pants and points it on his face.

"Mothafucka, I'm gon' shoot your fucking face off, you don't know who you messin' with."

{As the thugs have guns and it was unexpected, TLD's action is cancelled so that he can adapt his strategy if he needs}
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Rolled 22, 64, 27, 38, 8, 57, 22, 76, 86, 43, 100, 26, 10, 30, 55, 28, 95, 21, 84, 57 = 949 (20d100)

>>4281639
>Just vomit in the toilet, duh-hoy.
>"Jesus dude, see a doctor! Smells like someone died in there."
>nonchalantly wash hands and exit the bathroom
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Rolled 91, 98, 45, 12, 93, 7, 82, 61, 20, 86, 96, 86, 47, 3, 39, 68, 70, 94, 28, 25 = 1151 (20d100)

>>4281639
"Jeez, calm down, excuse my comrade right here, he's a fuckin' maniac, we want no trouble, ok? Just uh... Take my... you want my wallet? I'll give you my wallet, i have at least 10,000 bucks in there..."

> Reach to my back, grab the knife, AND THROW IT POINTING TO HIS EYES! Then start kicking some heads with the bat (this will totally trigger the anger bonus)

If it works:

"CORRECTION, YOU! DON'T KNOW WHO YOU MESSIN' WITH, YOU JUST DON'T COME HERE AND STEAL MY STUFF WITHOUT DYING, FUCKHEAD! WEEEEEEEDDDDING CAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEE!!!" (saying while he beats them up)

> take the stuff from the bodies, clothes and all, then throw them into the basement

> hide bloody clothes, change into the hoodie and cargo pants

> sleep in the sleeping bag
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>>4281714
We're fucked
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>>4281635
>The zombie girl is following
oh shit...I guess i made the character sheet for that
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Rolled 9, 49, 38, 42, 64, 43, 15, 29, 88, 1, 44, 94, 66, 18, 44, 19, 17, 57, 36, 78 = 851 (20d100)

>>4281639
Wait till he's distracted by the defender or starts talking and shoot him in the head.
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>>4281639
Are you going to recycle the dialog i didn't used?
Do you need more?
It's oddly appropriate still
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>>4281728
> 9
Boi, I think you saved the day
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So, what was TLD's motive for hunting drug dealers?
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>>4281810
JUSTICE!
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>>4281827
https://youtu.be/y2weNM4JtME
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Rolled 96, 88, 22, 41, 95, 72, 16, 56, 53, 95, 83, 96, 16, 57, 74, 10, 91, 70, 87, 81 = 1299 (20d100)

>>4281639
"Bleggh this is turning into a mess"

>Agent McGenocide takes a picture of the hole and the bodies then sends them to the Kek foundation. With some comments.

-Things are getting out of hand, the body count's rising really high. Psychic link with the other investigators tell me they're getting into trouble too.

-Just an FYI. I'm pretty sure we're wayyy out of our depth. I feel like by the end of this if we don't stabilize the town's gonna get blow up or infested by monsters and we'll likely get party wiped. Requesting some sort of help.

>He then uses game rules to find Agent Bisnez

>>4281680
"Hey Nunya, what're you doing?! Psychic link tells me you're finally away from the group so I'm picking you up as my buddy for a little bit. Pick a location or a plot point and I'll follow you to it."

"Also the stakes are getting pretty high, I didn't want to but guns might become a requirement in the future."
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>>4281639
Also I had $770 last time, I'd be at $730 after this turn.
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Rolled 53, 40, 99, 38, 96, 46, 81, 36, 68, 68, 56, 55, 23, 39, 41, 80, 14, 79, 68, 33 = 1113 (20d100)

>>4281639
"Dave and I are co-workers. We had arranged to meet and eat at Taco Bell, but he was a little late, so I went out looking for him. Eventually I stumbled into him a couple streets over, sprawled out on the sidewalk looking like he'd been worked over pretty brutally. After I made sure he was breathing and capable of moving, I helped guide him back over to the Taco bell carpark then called you guys."
> When the ambulance arrives at the hospital, try to determine whether there is anything dangerous or abnormal going on. Stick close to Agent Panucci, but be on the look out for anything overtly suspicious, rely on your instincts if all else fails.
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>>4281894
>"Oh. Well that's weird, but I'm expecting that bullshit at this point. I need as many people behind me as possible to get into the lodge tonight. I need you to prepare in any way you can, and also with some rope."
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>>4281728
If I'm successful I say to the other thug "In this cold desolate wasteland of a world we call home there are two classes of people. Those who die by me and those who work for me. If your the latter then get on your knees and beg."
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>you all hear KEK laugh at several layers of reality
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This message is for the QM

It was just too funny that
Mc Genocide is going to meet the
Nunya while she is followed by the girl
I couldn't stop myself
hope its useful
https://pastebin.com/tzU9z5BB
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>>4282427
There's indeed been a few funny misunderstandings. Also, Nunya is a male.
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>>4282528
I will rewrite that
mistranslated the name.
more funny now
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>>4271811
THIRTEENTH TURN, the cursed turn

>>4281714
Q: Can TLD hit his target?
Rank: Dexterity - 2 RS (semi-specialized skill) + 2 RS (Righteous Anger) = Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 91
A: Crit No
Crit + Righteous Anger side effect: hits Shi

>>4281728
Q: Does Shi have initiative?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 42 (4th roll)
A: Yes

Q: Can Shi shoot the thug in the head?
Guns: Avg
DC: Low (short range)
Roll: 9 (1st roll)
A: Crit Yes
Crit: the head explodes

Q: Can Shi dodge TLD's knife?
Reflex: Exceptional
DC: Avg (TLD's rank) + 2 RS (short range) + 2 RS (unexpected ff) = Incredible
Roll: 49 (2nd roll)
A: No

Q: Is Shi hit in the eyes?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 64 (5th roll)
A: No

Q: Does the second thug surrender?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 43
A: Yes

>>4281954
Q: Is there anything dangerous in the hospital?
Odds: Impossible (we're far from Pelzer)
Roll: 38
A: No

>>4281894
Q: Doe the Foundation send help to McGenocide?
Odds: Impossible (previous behavior)
Roll: 41
A: No

>>4281954
The ambulance arrives at the Greenville hospital. The atmosphere is very different from Pelzer, and it looks like a normal place. Anna does not see anything that could be considered dangerous or abnormal. The medics bring Squiddly to a bedroom, where he will have to stay at for 24 hours so as to make sure that he doesn't suffer any side effects from the concussion.

And now, the big question... Does Squiddly have health insurance?

Squiddly
>Ambulance costs: $1000

>>4281714
>>4281728
The Last Defender grabs his knife and throws it, pointing to Shi's eyes. In his state of Righteous Anger, he's unable to tell his enemies apart. He was not even sure who he was talking to, to begin with. Even Shi, who has highly-trained reflexes, cannot dodge the attack. The blade lodges in his cheek, just below the left eye. His body shakes in fear, but he concentrates and shoots the thug in the head, which explodes like a watermelon.

"WEEEEEEEDDDDING CAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEE!!!" (TLD thinks that he is said a few witty lines, but in reality that's all he actually says)

The second thug surrenders, and TLD bashes his head with the bat. That's it. They've won the battle. TLD feels nothing, because he's used to victory. He undresses the two corpses and throws all of their stuff in the hole, including the gun. He hides his own bloody clothes, and falls asleep peacefully in the sleeping bag.

Shi
>-1 RS face damage

>>4281680
>>4281894
Agent Rapestab sends picture to the Kek Foundation, but he receives no answer. He then hurriedly crosses the street and meets Nunya in the CVS' bathroom. The smell of rotten flesh and vomit is horrible, but Nunya is nonchalently washing his hands.

The stall's door opens. The zombie girl that Nunya had seen in the street before was inside! Her eyes are sparking with rage. She runs to agent McGenocide and slams into him. She tries to tackle him, but fails. The agent turns to her; she is on the floor. Strangely, he feels that he has seen her disgusting, decomposed face before.
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Rolled 51, 45, 24, 21, 90, 35, 88, 3, 9, 99, 82, 32, 45, 67, 85, 11, 98, 81, 92, 14 = 1072 (20d100)

>>4282759
>take out one of the bats
>use pepper spray on the zombie
>kick zombie off of McGenocide to bash it senseless
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>>4282771
Dammit, forgot to put my name.
Sorry my tag is changing, btw. I'm on a road trip rn.
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>>4282759
How deep is the hole that he throw the gun in?
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>>4282759
Just noticed i didn't specified the "them", it was just the bodies, dang it, now i gotta go down there and take them. Is it still night?

> Wake up after noticing that was stupid, go down to the basement and grab their stuff, check what they've got, grab the clothes too if they're not bloody, and go sleep again
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Rolled 1, 50, 37, 51, 51, 25, 32, 62, 62, 24, 3, 88, 37, 69, 31, 74, 45, 96, 1, 93 = 932 (20d100)

>>4282781
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>>4282785
> 1
That means they have good stuff right? Like, really good stuff?
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>>4282777
About 3 meters.

We've got another 777, this is auspicious
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>>4282781
Yes it is still night. I didn't understand why you were throwing everything in the basement, but now I see that I misread.
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Rolled 86, 53, 47, 1, 41, 56, 78, 58, 68, 17, 58, 13, 36, 68, 47, 33, 37, 11, 5, 75 = 888 (20d100)

>>4282771
"Wow beating a defenseless woman with a bat while she writhes on the floor in a bad position. How heroic."

"Honestly at this point one has to question if that's your fetish."

>>4282759
Rapestab opens the door and leans on the frame to at least try to keep away from the smell.

"Is that you Yaoi hands? You should have been more clear before, you should know how cruel and strange human potential is. Especially from somebody who runs 80% on spite and fancy. If you're alive by the end of this I'm willing to help you."

"Night's hit so I'm on the clock, plus tf isn't really my fetish so I'm willing to talk... Unless you just want Agent Bisnez to bash your brains in like he likes doing with dead women."

Agent McGenocide lies through his teeth, hiding his TF fetish to look cool. Guilt and a professional etiquette holding back his more lewd thoughts.
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>>4282805
I know I rolled high but getting 888 total feels lucky.
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>>4282811
I expect that someone is going to roll quads soon.
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>>4282759
I hire a taxai to the nearest hospital and then ask for medical care for the knife in my cheek.
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Rolled 9, 14, 91, 85, 80, 12, 77, 71, 3, 99, 17, 93, 34, 69, 97, 62, 72, 62, 87, 13 = 1147 (20d100)

>>4282818
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>>4282820
Since critted do I get 10/10 female doctor named Emiya?
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>>4282805
>"Shut your hypocrital tenta-hole, McTendies! You'd fuck a octopus covered in goat's blood. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to teach this unholy corpse that it should have stopped walking the second THAT ITS HEART STOPPED BEATING!"
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I wonder how dificult it can actualy be killing a undead.
This is the first time you guys combat a unnatural creature.
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>>4282851
"Hypocritical to what I'm the least violent person here. I've actually been advocating pacifism at least during the day."

"Pray tell what values that I believe in do you think I've gone against or broken?"

>>4282868
"Well if it's Yaoi hands my bet' is it won't be hard to kill. The problem will be to KEEP it dead."
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>>4282868
Death cannot kill what never dies.
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>>4282883
"We could always chuck her into the river. It'll deal with the problem for a few hours maybe days if we had some rope."
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>>4282871
>"Uh, accusing me of being some masochistic pervert even though you'd beat your meat to a ritualistic sacrifice? Oh, and by the way, how the actual fuck could you possibly feel pity for an unholy abomination THAT TRIED TO ATTACK YOU?"
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>>4282892
"I never accused you of being a masochist, just a pervert. Read the posts properly. This is the second who's skull you've decided to bash WITHIN THE DAY. One more and it'll be a hat trick!"

"Touche on the ritualistic stuff but to be fair I haven't done that this entire trip and can you honestly say you've never been bored while watching porn. Don''t judge me on my porn habbits, thousands of people watch those videos on pornhub."

"As for the attack where's your sense of empathy. That attack was absolutely pathetic. If a drunk homeless man bumps into then breaks his hip on the concrete floor would you beat him up still?"
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>>4282883
Yeah, but you can beat it until it stops getting up.
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>>4282896
"Ehh to be fair I may have implied you were a sadist which you aren't really making a good case against what with your actions immediately resorting to violence against helpless beings. That and the shouting, I'm trying to be civil here and not talk normally."

"Can you really only feel heard when you shout at people? I consider myself a good listener so you don't need to be so loud. If you talk calmly I think everybody will benefit more."
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>>4282898
"Revenant types probably have regeneration or teleported resurrection."

"To buy the most time, tie them up then either toss them into the ocean or cover them in cement."
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>>4282896
" 'Wow beating a defenseless woman with a bat while she writhes on the floor in a bad position. How heroic. **Honestly at this point one has to question if that's your fetish.**' Your exact words. You trying to pose me as some kind of liar now, too?"

"Dude, I genuinely don't care about your fetish. I'm just fucking flabbergasted that you'd would call me a pervert consider the shit YOU jack off to."

"Literally WHO cares about honor?!? It's a fucking corpse! It can't feel anything and it certainly has no sense of honor! I'm just trying to get rid of it!"
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>>4282904
"I'M—I *was* shouting because I was pretty fucking pissed that you for calling me a sadist, *but* I see how that might invalidate my argument."
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>While you argue over the moral implications
>the zombie girl stares in disbelive
"Ajem"
>she tries to speak but Nunya starts beating her ass
>he is still arguing with McGenocide

The mental image is too damn funny
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Rolled 61, 11, 37, 79, 8, 81, 22, 26, 34, 99, 47, 56, 81, 50, 11, 29, 19, 98, 6, 82 = 937 (20d100)

>>4282759
> Anna boggles at the billing invoice for a full minute.
"Wah- A thousand dollars! Isn't that a bit too steep? Wait, hang on, is this *only* the costs for having the ambulance bring us to the hospital?!"
> Under her breath, Anna grumbles.
"We probably would have been lucky if the hospital were a front for a cult of super vampires. They'd certainly be less voracious bloodsuckers."
> Since it was my bright idea to bring Agent Panucci here, I'll toss in $500 in the event that he doesn't have health insurance.
"Well Agent, as enlightening an experience as this was, I think I'm going to head off to meet up with the others. If nothing else, this place seems safe enough, so you should be able to peacefully recuperate here. It's your decision whether to stay or not, whatever you think is best."
> Call Agent Bisnez to let him know I'm on the way over and to get his current location, then call a taxi to take me there.
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>>4282896
>second skull
"Are you referring to that pregnant corpse? Because firstly, that was already regular-dead. And secondly, I only did it so it wouldn't become the abomination that I'm currently trying to get rid of."
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>>4282910
"Yeah that's a sadist not a masochist. Big difference there and to be fair again you do have a track record."

"Well you did use my previous porn history as a basis for against my argument so in a way it seems that you care. At least enough to use it to judge me. You're doing it again here, even in the same paragraph."

"It's not about honor but basic tact. If somebody hurts you then you respond in kind but you respond in a way that equivalent to the danger or pain involved. That as well as the fact I have a painful amount of empathy towards pathetic creatures and people suffering at least if reacting isn't detrimental to me."

"I can't help but feel pity, isn't that a normal human response? Even if it was a man or a dog, I can't help but feel bad in this situation. They've obviously hurt and angry, to beat somebody at their lowest just feels wrong."

>>4282917
"No no don't worry the shouting doesn't invalidate your argument. Maybe weakens it slightly but it's an understandable response."

"It's just a personal wish of mine that we keep our discussions, at least on serious topics involving the job civil and professional."

>>4282927
"Why yes. Do you honestly not find it strange that the your first reaction towards seeing a dead pregnant woman is to bash her skull in? I'm not judging you but as my actions have implications about my personality, can you blame me for believing yours do too?"
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>>4282922
They certainly have good dynamics
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>>4282929
"Okay, sadist. Whatever. Jeez."

"Yes, for the arguement. **Only** for the arguement. You can beat your meat to whatever elder god you want."

"Well fine, I get that beating a defenseless being, *even if that being is a walking corpse*, is kind of douchey. But to be fair, that thing tried to attack you first."

"In this town it sure as hell is. I knew there would be fucking zombies in this town the moment that goddamn freak-bird landed on my shoulder."
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>>4282956
"Overall, I guess I'm sorry I got mad at you. Tell you what, before we go to the lodge tonight, I'm gonna treat you and the others to some high-end food, and I'll pay the whole tab. Although, before we choose which place to eat, I think we should figure out what to do with the zombie."
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>>4282925
> Squiddly nods
I understand agent, and thanks to your money I won’t be completely broke. You’ve done more than you reasonably should have already
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>>4282960
"No problem, heat of the moment stuff happens."

"Also I appreciate the offer but I'm gonna have to decline on the basis that that's kinda gay... Also I already ate but mostly the former."

"Well it's either talk to her and try to solve her problem or rope and river. Pain in the ass we don't have a car though, if we have to toss her people are definitely gonna see us dragging the body which is a pain."
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>>4282974
>"Well, we can't get her out of this bathroom without anyone noticing, so I suppose we talk to her?"
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>>4282966
"Hah! Technically it's the Foundation's money, so I'm not too shy about using it. And hey, I thought I told you not to feel too apologetic earlier! It's only natural to help each other out, we're colleagues after all."
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Love the rp going on here!
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>check the archives
I've mixed up the threads and ended up archiving the /qtg/ instead of my previous thread
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>>4282790
>>4282831
The first roll is for your main action.

Getting good stuff from the thugs or a 10/10 female doctor is a fluff question (question about the scene), I will use the 4th roll to ask those questions.
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>>4271802
NPC by KEK to the left

>Name: [Redacted]
>Gender: female

>Strength: Low
>Dexterity: Average
>Agility: Average
>Reflex: Average
>Toughness: High
>Fitness: low
>Perception: Average
>IQ: Average
>Memory: Average
>Intuition: Weak
>Willpower: High
>Charisma: Below Average
>Beauty: low
>Sanity: Average

Strengths:
>Citizen of the outer dark; Sanity check will autopass if eldritch in origin
>Undead; self explanatory
>Curse maker; Can create eldritch artifact , the price to use them is fair and the rules can never be broken

Weakness:
>Undead
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>>4283089
See Bisnez, look at the new information on the psychic link.

You did the equivalent of beating on a cripple who fell out of their wheelchair.
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>>4283107
To be fair, Agent Bisnez has a Strength score of Low

Here's the Strength chart for reference

Strength (Stat)
Minuscule: disabled
Weak: ill
Low: faggot
Below Average: manlet
Average: the average person (average rank is the average person)
Above Average: /fit/
High: big muscles
Exceptional: champion
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>>4283116
I stand corrected then, it was 2 values above cripple so probably the equivalent of a small child.
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>>4283107
To be clear, Nunya has an great fear/untrust of the paranormal, as he believes it is nothing but trouble. He sentient creatures he distrusts at best, goons and cursed objects are out of the question. In his mind, his actions are justified because the he was doing it on what he perceives as a being a pure evil.
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>>4283116
Wow, that weak? I probably should have went with below average.

We can increase out stats thru training though, right?
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Rolled 5 (1d5)

The RPG "Racial Holy War" will be used for the first time in history. I'm using it to roll for loot.

>>4283175
You can change your stats if you've made a mistake. Also, if you train in the real world, you can increase yours stats.
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>>4283185
Well then, I would definitely like to change it to below average.
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>>4271811
FOURTEENTH TURN

>>4282781
Q: Can TLD go down the hole?
Agility: Avg
DC: Minuscule
Roll: 1
A: Crit Yes
Crit: He just jumps

Q: Did the thugs have really good stuff? >>4282790
Odds: No Way
Roll: 51
A: No

Q: Do they have meth?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 51
A: No

>>4282818
Q: Does Shi get a 10/10 doctor?
Going to take the first picture I get with https://thispersondoesnotexist.com
A: No, he gets a male doctor

>>4282771
Q: Can Nunya use pepper spray on the zombie?
Rank: Dexterity - 2 RS (semi-specialized) = Below Avg
DC: Low (prone)
Roll: 51
A: Yes

Q: Does pepper spray hurt zombies?
Odds: Impossible (aren't they supposed to feel no pain?)
Roll: 21
A: No

Q: Can Nunya bash [Redacted] senseless?
Rank: Strength - 2 RS (semi-specialized) = Weak
DC: Low (prone)
Roll: 45
A: No


The time is now 1 AM.

>>4282781
After lying down, The Last Defender calms down and notices that his actions were stupid. He gets up, jumps down the hole, landing wiith feline grace, and grabs the thugs' stuff. The weapon they had is a "Nigger Killer", a crude, homemade pistol created by the locals of South Carolina. They had nothing else of value, except their clothes. He climbs the ladder and goes back to his sleeping bag.


>>4282818
Agent Hito hires a taxi. The driver is freaked out by the knife that's lodged in his cheek, and he drives fast to the hospital of Greenville. Agent Shi crosses path with Agent Campbell in the entrance hall -- what a small world. He's stitched up by Dr. Bell, a male doctor, in the ER. Shi will have a scar, but otherwise no long-term damage.

And now, the big question... Does Shi have health insurance?

Shi
>Taxi: $40
>Stitches: $250

>>4282771
>>4282805
>>4282925
Agent Bisnez pepper sprays the zombie in the eyes. She seems completely indifferent to it, it's as if he sprayed water. With great difficulty, he lifts his shorty bat, which feels heavy to him due to his low strength, and he weakly bashes the zombie [I wrote the text before the strength update]. She blocks the hits with her forearms and seems mostly unharmed.

"Is that you Yaoi hands?" Agent McGenocide asks.

"YES, IT ME!!!" she says while getting up. "I'm the fucking salesman! >>4275610 You did this to me , FIX IT! I swear if you don't i will pull out your eyeballs and shove them up you ass so you see the shit you do!!!"

While they are all chatting, Agent Bisnez tries to keep bashing her.

"I have to teach this unholy corpse that it should have stopped walking the second THAT ITS HEART STOPPED BEATING!"

Agent Anna Campbell takes a taxi to the CVS of Pelzer. She meets up with agent Bisnez in the bathroom and finds him beating up a defenseless zombie girl, all while arguing wih Agent McGenocide. The situation seems absurdly mad.

Anna
>$420 left (-$500 ambulance fees, -$40 taxi)
Squiddly
>$470 left (-$500 ambulance fees)
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>>4283223
>"Oh, hey Anna! We were just having a bit of a disagreement. Also, do you know what to do with the zombie?"
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Rolled 7, 86, 81, 76, 21, 56, 4, 69, 14, 83, 47, 11, 58, 24, 65, 32, 31, 23, 78, 30 = 896 (20d100)

>>4283223
I dunno if the tired effect did something but resting just in case

> Just Sleep the whole turn
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Hey QM, what stats affect gunplay?
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Rolled 23, 47, 66, 83, 59, 90, 83, 89, 53, 15, 57, 5, 88, 37, 73, 93, 96, 11, 11, 74 = 1153 (20d100)

>>4283223
"Imma be real chief I didn't expect that to work. Blame the weirdos who watch me in my sleep even though I keep trying to freak them out."

"I DID say I'd help you and I wasn't lying but I've got other promises right now."

>>4283240
"It's up to you Bisnez, I said I'd help you break into the Masons but I feel kinda bad for her. Especially since it's the first day, always the worst when your life gets ruined."

He turns back to the Zombie
"Listen Yaoi Hands or Ajen whatever your name is, if Bisnez says he wants to break into the Masons we're gonna have to put a pin on helping you. Why don't you tell me your alias slash aliases and I'll see what I can find when I have the time?"
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>>4282985
"Also sah dude, what you wanna do? If you want to help the zombie I won't stop you. Might wanna find some place for her to talk and calm down."

"Even if I went to help her with the libraries probably closed I dunno where to start. Seems like a long term plot point possible done over the course of multiple arcs as a side objective so helping her get comfortable for the long run's probably the main focus."
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>>4283479
>whatever, let's just leave her here
>go out and buy a ski mask for da crime, see if the others want anything
>go and ask Squiddly if he can borrow his crovel or join us in da crime
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Rolled 84, 4, 44, 67, 30, 4, 18, 70, 66, 91, 46, 73, 81, 50, 71, 32, 68, 60, 50, 18 = 1027 (20d100)

>>4283498
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Made a PC
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Rolled 29, 78, 93, 9, 83, 93, 15, 92, 69, 85, 17, 17, 85, 41, 90, 91, 30, 58, 14, 10 = 1099 (20d100)

>>4283223
"Uh, well we're supposed to be documenting evidence of paranormal and occult activity right? Walking corpses hit the sweet spot between spooky and wacky, so I'm fairly certain that this counts. I'd report it to the Foundation then ask if they want us to hand it over to them so they can... do whatever it is they do. Our employers are definitely better equipped to figure out how this thing was put together and what makes it tick than we are."
> Leaning on her baseball bat, Anna stands around waiting for the legally-dubious infiltration mission to begin, mildly uncomfortable being in the presence of the reanimated woman. Every so often she glances over towards the ghoul, she isn't really sure what to make of it.
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>>4283479
Alias: ~John Doe~ Jane Doe
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>>4283479
Alias: ̶J̶o̶h̶n̶ ̶D̶o̶e̶ Jane Doe
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>>4284001
>Extract from the esoterrorist summoning guide

Goals of negotiation
The field team should identify their goals before negotiation begins. Valid reasons to negotiate with inhuman entities are:
• Stalling for time
• Ensuring the safety of endangered civilians
• Obtaining tactically useful information (information about the entity that can immediately be used against it)
• Obtaining a tactical advantage over the entity

Do not negotiate if your motivation can be summarised as:
• Curiosity about the Outer Dark
• Curiosity about the entity
• Curiosity about the entity’s reasons for opening communications
• Fear of the entity
• Sympathy for the entity
• Avoiding risk
• Obtaining strategically useful information (information about the cult movement or the entity that is of no immediate relevance)
• Personal gain

>Then again, you are members of KEK.
>So i don't know how many there are in common

>>4283506
Why?
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>>4284103
Because I can
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>>4284131
https://pastebin.com/h39NRLX5
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>>4284103
>Its posible
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>>4284137
Cool character. Are asking me to put up a pastebin?
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>>4284150
its convinient.
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>>4284161
Will do soon.
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>>4283498
It is still night time, you cannot buy a ski mask.
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>>4284166
Done. https://pastebin.com/p7QZPLFZ

>>4284166
Alright, just use my shirt as a makeshift bandana.
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>>4271811
FIFTEENTH TURN

Art: "Snake God" by Shalfm, Creative Commons license

The time is 1.30 AM.

>>4283271
In the quiet night, The Last Defender is sleeping in the abandoned mill, alone. He dreams of a shadowy being who tells him that he would die in six months, and that his only hope for a long life was to pledge himself to the Egyptian serpent goddess.

>>4283479
>>4283502
>>4284001
"Why don't you tell me your alias slash aliases and I'll see what I can find when I have the time?" Agent McGenocide asks.

"My alias is... Jane Doe" the zombie answers.

Nunya gives up on attacking the helpless creature. He borrows Anna's multi-tool and cuts one of his T-shirt into a bandana. His inventory is full of items, wet wipes, chapsticks, a comb, but he doesn't have any useful tool. Anna is leaning on her baseball bat, waiting for the infiltration mission to begin.
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Rolled 89, 46, 17, 39, 86, 15, 78, 37, 35, 50, 37, 19, 1, 14, 46, 79, 67, 44, 62, 25 = 886 (20d100)

>>4284227
Fuck it.
>Use the bat to smash the window open UNLESS anyone has any better ideas
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Rolled 51, 38, 82, 76, 37, 68, 50, 21, 15, 41, 23, 77, 67, 62, 37, 28, 57, 63, 81, 88 = 1062 (20d100)

>>4284246
"Yeah, the windows sound like our best bet. Besides the front door they appear to be the only other way inside. However, smashing our way inside is bound to draw a lot of attention, so I have an alternative solution I'd like to try first."
> Keeping low and moving swiftly, Anna moves up to the Lodge exterior and examines the windows carefully, scrutinizing the frame, panes, and locking mechanisms for any vulnerabilities in the window's design.
> Peering through the darkness, she flicks through settings on her multitool giving each the old college try, as she quietly cycles through attempts to jimmy, scrape, coax, and probe her way inside.
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>>4284272
"Yeah, let's go with that instead."
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Rolled 18, 96, 18, 2, 74, 92, 77, 92, 33, 68, 94, 19, 83, 79, 30, 4, 44, 95, 2, 69 = 1089 (20d100)

>>4284227
>I approach the hottest female doctor I can find and say "Hey sugar tits how about you and me make a spark in the empty void that is life.
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>>4284295
The duality of man 2020 colorized
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>>4284295
Would you settle down for a nurse?
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>>4284295
Wait the fourth one is used for fluff like is she hot and the first one would be diplomacy right?
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>>4284297
Yes
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>>4284298
Correct.
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>>4284295
>the others investigators are going inside the demonic cult
>you try to get your dick wet with some random doctor
Fuck it, you are the next victim of my events
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>>4284302
It's all part of my master plan to achieve victory.
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>>4284310
Are you the E.G.G.M.A.N.?
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Rolled 81, 18, 48, 83, 53, 49, 95, 20, 81, 58, 7, 89, 72, 7, 11, 91, 98, 60, 68, 49 = 1138 (20d100)

>>4284227
So anyway, i started blasting

> punch the shadow thing in the face

"DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA FALL FOR ONE OF YOUR TRICKS, SHORTDICK?!"
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>>4284313
You fool, you are going to summon the space walrus!
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>>4284310
I had a vision...
This is fair.

>After getting your wounds stitch you are left alone
>The doctor's office has a small mirror where you check their handy job
>you hear a small pop and a box has fallen from the ceiling behind you
>It vibrates softly
What do you do?
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>>4284488
Open the box
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>>4284492
>you open the box and take a peak ,
>a flesh textured orb rest inside
>its throbs while its iridescent skin parts
>the wound reveals a toothy grin and it whispers
"Moist"
>A flash of light blinds you
>when you come back to your senses the orb is gone
>only a mucus stain remains where it rested
>then you notice the change

roll 1d10
1-4 have your gender swapped
5-6 Change your age to 13
7-8 You now glow in the dark
9-10 You become a neko, get cat ears and a tail
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Rolled 64, 63, 4, 45, 51, 61, 100, 64, 55, 15, 94, 18, 51, 77, 93, 95, 2, 95, 100, 49 = 1196 (20d100)

>>4284227
McGenocide throws his arms up in exasperation

"Oi cunt, I'm trying to help you here don't be so obtuse. I meant what do people call your type of creature or maybe what god you serve. How am I supposed to help you if I don't know what the I'm supposed to be looking for you daft creature."

"Doesn't matter anyway, it's heist time."

"..."

"Wait you know what, file a complaint with Maat maybe he'll help you."

>McGenocide gives Jane Agent Maat's number but texts him a heads up.

-Hey Maat I think I turned somebody into a Zombie woman. Gave her your number, goes by Jane. Thnx

>McGenocide keeps a lookout on the outer area of the Lodge to give Nunya and Anna advance warning if he sees they'll get spotted.
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>>4284497
What the fuck is this fetish box!

At least there's no option to be stuck in a maid outfit kek
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>>4284508
I gave her that alias because if you know the real name you can summon her.
I'm not sorry.
I don't want to give you that kind of power
>>4284510
That is a Lv 1 box.
>pic related
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>4284497
Wtf those there are no positives
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>>4284528
Ha ha you can't drink legally anymore
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>>4284528
Edgy 13 year old here I come
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>>4284528
But they are only cosmetic , thats why there are no positives.
>can't drink legally anymore
well... I didn't think on on that but it's true
Lucky for you the extent of my bullshit does cover you ID if you want
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>>4284533
Imagine letting the goverment decide what you can and can't do. According to the goverment at 18 your old enough to sign up and go to war, live on your own, and drive a car, but not drink. There lives the sheeple who follow everything big daddy gov tells them they can and can't do and there lives the free minds like myself.
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>>4284537
Being 13 has plenty of negative affects not that I'm complaining since I will overcome any challange it's just it's best to throw is some positives with the negatives.
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>>4284528
This change should happen after I've wooed the girl.
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>>4284538
4chan is where the free minds meet. That is why I will only ever play RPGs on 4chan.
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>>4284514
"Yeah I knew about true names that's why I said ALIAS. Even if it's not a true name, some creatures have many they go by. Like Valdr, Galga or Valtyr all refer to the same entity. Ghouls have many names and so do different spirits as well as fairies"

"Bitch I'm not trying to take advantage of you, I'm trying to be accommodating here and think about your situation. If I wanted to rape you I'd have broken your legs and turned you into a meat toilet. Please for the love of all that is holy, unholy and irrigo I can't help you if you won't LET ME."

>>4284508
I mean advanced warning with my phone. Text them if I see somebody approaching.
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>>4271811
SIXTEENTH TURN

>>4284272
Q: Does the window have any vulnerability?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 76
A: No

Q: Can Anna open the window?
Open Lock: Dexterity - 4 RS (specialized) = Minuscule
DC: Avg
Roll: 51
A: No

>>4284246
Q: Do the windows have an alarm?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 39
A: Yes

>>4284508
Q: Does the creature explain anything to Rapestab?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 45
A: Yes

Q: Does she attack him?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 51
A: No

Q: Does Rapestab spot anything?
Odds: Impossible (night)
Roll: 64
A: No

>>4284361
Q: Is the shadow in TLD's dream ShortDick?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 83
A: No

>>4284295
Q: Does she like to be called "sugar tits"?
Odds: No Way
Roll: 2
A: Crit Yes
Crit: +1 bonus

Q: Does she react positively to Shi's pick-up line?
Charisma: Below Avg
DC: High - 1 RS (crit above) = Above Avg
Roll: Yes
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>>4284361
Inside of his dream, The Last Defender tries to punch the shadow in the face, but his hand only meets the air.

"I'm neither ShortDick nor am I trying to trick you. You have to understand the seriousness of this matter. I'm a messenger of the true goddess, you must listen to me if you want to live. My message is true and important. The Egyptians gods are real and rule Earth from a Dyson ring."

The shadow slaps him, and he feels the burning sensation on his cheek.

>>4284295
Shi spots a beautiful nurse who he thinks might be of Japanese ethnicity (pic related, Nurse Sook-ja).

"Hey sugar tit, how about you and me make a spark in the empty void that is life?"

She looks at him, surprised, and then giggles.

"What has happened to you, tough guy? Did you get in a fight?"

She chats a bit with Shi, finding all of his lines amusing, but she's got to go back to work. She gives him her phone number and tells him to call her at the end of her shift at 7 AM.

Shi goes to the bathroom to check out his new stitches in the bathroom. A vibrating box falls from the ceiling, and curious, he opens it and finds a horrible, throbbling flesh orb inside. A flash of light blinds him. When he comes back to his senses, the orb is gone. Shi notices how high everything is. The sink and the mirrors are too high. He looks at his hands. They are tiny! Shi has turned into a midget!

>>4284246
>>4284272
>>4284508
Before leaving, McGenocide speaks to the creature.

"Oi cunt, I'm trying to help you here don't be so obtuse. I meant what do people call your type of creature or maybe what god you serve."

"If I told you the name of the god I serve, you would never believe me! As for what type of creature I am, I don't know! You should know better than I do!"

McGenocide talks more to her.

""SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FIX IT!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!I WANT TO KILL YOU SO MUCH! I don't want to be a girl... I don't want to be A ZOMBIE!"

He can almost see tears in her red eyes. He doesn't care. He texts Agent Maat with information about what happened.

As they are all leaving the CVS and walking toward the Lodge, the party sees a sheriff's car driving toward the Lower Mill neighborhood.

With light from Nunya's headlamp, Anna scrutinizes the windows at the back of the building. The conception seems solid, with no obvious vulnerability. She tries to open one of the windows with her multitool, but she has no idea how to proceed exactly, and it won't budge.

Seeing that the clever way did not work, Nunya smashes the window open with his bats, and the strident alarm goes off.
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>>4284565
"Yeah I knew about true names that's why I said ALIAS. Even if it's not a true name, some creatures have many they go by. Like Valdr, Galga or Valtyr all refer to the same entity. Ghouls have many names and so do different spirits as well as fairies"

>She looks at you
"Fuck you!!! I don't own more names!
And i can't just lie , those are the rules you horny bastard!"
>She is paces around
"And we both know you would try to summon me into you sex dungeon given the chance you perverted freak."

"Bitch I'm not trying to take advantage of you, I'm trying to be accommodating here and think about your situation. If I wanted to rape you I'd have broken your legs and turned you into a meat toilet. Please for the love of all that is holy, unholy and irrigo I can't help you if you won't LET ME."
>she looks at you with rage
"I can see your erection from here asshole so don't pretend you want to change me back.
And what the fuck you mean you can't hep me?!?
You did this! How did you do it in the first place? i don't know!"
>you leave
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Rolled 14, 44, 96, 100, 59, 1, 8, 33, 70, 85, 67, 30, 29, 85, 65, 9, 48, 63, 71, 42 = 1019 (20d100)

>>4284573
>I call up Anna and find the group's location

>I take a taxai to the group's location
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Rolled 58, 28, 58, 61, 39, 35, 81, 44, 11, 46, 95, 42, 72, 23, 4, 77, 38, 41, 65, 25 = 943 (20d100)

>>4284573

> with his hand in his cheek he keeps screaming

"well shortdick or nOT, ALL OF YOU ELDRITCH FUCKERS ARE SCUM, YOU ALL RUINED /QST/, AND YOU WILL PAY FOR IT!"

> he then starts throwing more punches even if he can't hit it
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>>4284596
Forgot my name
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Rolled 19, 93, 15, 8, 2, 62, 52, 44, 39, 80, 94, 64, 84, 20, 21, 8, 95, 39, 64, 70 = 973 (20d100)

>>4284573
"Welp, looks like we don't have the luxury of taking our time. There's probably only enough time to do a couple things before things start getting too hot to handle. Agents, what takes priority?"

>>4284596
> Anna relays the group's current position and situation to Shi.
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>>4284618
> Just in case it wasn't clear, Anna's action is to carry out whatever task the others decide takes precedence.
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>>4284573
"BITCH you couldn't even kill me if you tried. I've lived through enough diseases as a kid to kill a small family. I've killed feral dogs with more bite than you AS A TEN YEAR OLD I swear I'm gonna bash your-"

McGenocide takes a deep breath to calm himself down. As he looked at her, guilt and his parental instinct overwhelmed him.

He understood that the creature was just scared and confused. They were emotions he was grew accustomed to feeling. McGenocide thought back to his own experiences, the feeling of being absolutely alone with no idea what to do. That empty hopeless feeling too many people have felt. The feelings he wished nobody had to feel.

He wanted to hug the monster, tell Jane that he'd do whatever he could to help but he knew that bridge was burned the moment he decided to commit to a bit.To commit to his character. The only thing he could do was talk.

"I'm sorry"

" I only did it for the meme I didn't actually think it'd happen but I swear I'm not your enemy..."

"Or at least I don't want to be. I don't know how many times I have to say this but I really do want to help you but you're not letting me"

He spits out the last part with annoyance

"You can spite me all you want. Shout and rage all you want but don't know what happened to you and I don't know where start."

>>4284595
McGenocide felt hurt at the accusation not just against him personally but the implication of his objectives.

"I see"

His voice was cracking, eyes glossy and unfocused

He leaves his business card nearby along with $200 cash.

"I'll see what I can on my end, call me if you need any help"

McGenocide leaves into the night to wander aimlessly. Aiming to calm himself down.
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>>4284573
"SHIT. QUICK, BOOK IT TO THE WOODS!"
>he runs into a faraway bush and covers himself in dirt to blend in
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>>4284634
Bleegh that could have gone better, really need to spell check and not try to rapid post.
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Rolled 98, 39, 30, 86, 90, 42, 28, 19, 82, 76, 68, 77, 8, 48, 91, 99, 76, 13, 40, 63 = 1173 (20d100)

>>4284659
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>>4284665
>98
shieeeeeet
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>>4284634
I'm afraid you again broke the rules.
It can literally not accept charity

>You leave the restroom
>you feel the weigh in you pockets increase
>you reach with your hand

Roll 1d4
1-A small gun,caliber 0.22,comes with 5 bullets
2-A music box embroidery with gold
3-A broken gun, comes with 1 bullet
4-Razors, you have cut your hand in several places. increase Dc when using it
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>>4284659
What direction are you running to? North, south, east, west?
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>>4284707
Whatever's a straight line away from the road/town.
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>>4284682
I wouldn't define this as charity considering what she's gone through. Call it a partial payment for damaged owed.
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>>4284967
Well then.
The money is back on your pocket.
By the inspiration i design this type of entity They cannot ask or receive help without compensation.
It may sound stupid but i'm cossisted with my autism.
And if you reread it you will realise she demanded, not ask
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>>4284941
>>4284974

Also that's a bullshit rule the moment she asked for me to fix her without any payment is the moment she's gone against her rule. Any help I or any other investigator give will also most likely fall under charity. Nobody is under any obligation to help it especially considering it attacked as well as the nature of our work which is directly against supernatural creature.

>>4284974
Demands, Deals, Trades all the same. If it's whole concept is the equivalent exchange of material and conceptual values then it should have offered of equal value for the help.
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>>4284984
interesting perspective
i will sit on it
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>>4284984
Considering how bad it is at making deals, one has the question if it didn't get TF'd because of a terrible work history. I mean a Hand of Glory phone to a bunch of autists who probably haven't lost anybody important?

Learn to target your clients. I'm sure Nunya would have taken a deal for strength enhancers or TLD for weapons in exchange for a reasonable price. I doubt most people would mind giving a few years of their lives.
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>>4284992
This is basic Faustian bargaining, first you target the mentally and emotionally vulnerable. You can scalp them for all their worth since if you target them at their lowest point they'll over pay.

Second is the extravagantly bored. Darkness dungeon style they'll take deals on a whim

Then you target the rational people. You can price gouge slightly if they don't know how it works. It's easy to sell them something that's easy for you to get for something they won't miss even if it's important for your purposes.

Crazy people are a dice roll but generally they're a bad mark. You can get lucky and get some zeolots or empties who have nothing to live for. But then you also get people like the newly formed Kek Qst squad who'll make your life hell.
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>>4284992
the idea was to exchange the phone for someone's leg, that's why i didn't want to say it out loud.I going to stop with events so you can center efforts in investigation
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>>4285006
That doesn't dissuade the notion that it's a really bad trader.

Find any grieving father or mother and they'll take that deal for twice the price while grinning from ear to ear.
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>>4285045
I mean you don't sell coal Newcastle or cats to the Caribbean unless you're Timothy Dexter. That man was a fool.

Jane's closer to The Lovers or The Tower. Either in their upright or reversed since those cards are just vague.
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>>4285045
>That doesn't dissuade the notion that it's a really bad trader.
true, it has proven to be very shitty at its job.
It just keeps adding to the joke that it got kick out of his home by her peers for it
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>>4271811
SEVENTEETH TURN

>>4284596
Q: Will the taxi driver scam Shi?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 100
A: Crit No
Crit: cheaper

Q: Can Shi avoid being scared?
Willpower: Avg
DC: Low (it's possible, he's a kid now)
Roll: 14
A: Crit Yes
Crit: his emotions are not altered by his state

>>4284600
Q: Can TLD punch the shadow?
Odds: Impossible
Roll: 58
A: No

>>4284634
Q: Can McGenocide calm himself down?
Willpower: High
DC: Low
Roll: 18
A: Crit Yes


The time is now 7 AM.

>>4284600
Gob throws more punches at the dream shadow. He feels that his moves are weak. He's disempowered.

"/qst/ is the past, it has led you to an inevitable death in the near future. You have to stop dwelling on the past and look toward the future. ShortDick does not reciprocate your feelings. He has deleted you from his memories, thrown you away like trash. Adapt your world views. The Serpent Goddess holds the key to liberation. The three rectangles represent three eyes, one that watches the past, one that watches the present, and one that watches the future, and the weakest of the three is the eye of the past."

>>4284634
It is a hot night. Agent McGenocide wanders aimlessly in the streets of Pelzer, aiming to calm himself down. Walking is beneficial, it's a type of meditation and it helps him to concentrate. He walks east, toward the river. He sees the police in a parking lot, working on what seems to be a crime scene. The rest of the Lower Mill neighborhood is quiet. He sits by the river and watches the stars. That's what's good about small towns like Pelzer, it's that you can see the night sky clearly. He gets text messages from Agent Maat.

-Agent McGenocide, do not engage with the zombie
-Avoid at all cost
-This creature is not a resident of Pelzer, it's much worse
-Do not open any suspicious-looking box

McGenocide
>$530 left (gives $200 to the zombie)

>>4284659
>>4284723
>>4284618
>>4284596
Nunya runs to the woods which are next to the Lodge, hides in a bush and covers himself in dirt to blend in. He's followed by Anna, who does the same.

In Greenville, Shi takes a taxi to the group's location. The driver is surprised that a young kid is travelling alone at night, but money is money. Shi arrives at Pelzer's Taco Bell, but everyone is gone. He calls up Anna again, and she tells him that she's hiding in the woods. Shi walks there and hides with them.

They slowly fall asleep, and dreams of eldritch horrors, and the prophecies of ominous shadows.

Shi
>$155 left (taxi fare = $30)
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>>4285077
"...who's gob?" says TLD to the writer, confused
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>>4285090
Oops
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>>4285077
Can we do actions now?
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>>4285099
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>>4285099
Yes, you can
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Rolled 40, 20, 19, 2, 14, 35, 89, 62, 45, 20, 37, 65, 71, 6, 66, 10, 35, 55, 35, 34 = 760 (20d100)

>>4285077
>Rapestab goes to the nearest dinner or anywhere with coffee.

He has breakfast and caffinates himself then texts back Maat while taking a breather.

-No can do Maat, I promised I'd help.

-She's honestly pretty pathetic it's hard not to feel pity. Not like Alices though more like...

-...

-Pretty much like Aqua from Konosuba

-Alice Demons*

-Psychic link told me Shi opened a magic box but I skimmed the message.

-I think he got had by some sort of honeytrap monster.

Rapestab sighs then sips his coffee

-Ohh also no lead at all on the streamer since I'm pretty sure that was our job whoops :p

"I'm sighing so much I could fill a cloud"

He decides to relax for a few hours watching cat videos on his phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VSR4_tAYvw
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Rolled 60, 79, 90, 10, 94, 89, 32, 56, 55, 68, 14, 21, 24, 95, 34, 23, 64, 48, 15, 85 = 1056 (20d100)

>>4285077
> I wake up

> I say to the group "I think the best course of action would be to join the cult so we can gather info on them and their paranormal activities. I'm also stuck in this child's body so if they have some way of fixing me then I could be more useful to the party."

> I take a taxi to the lodge and let anyone who wants to come with come.
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>>4285129
I also text to the foundation "There are weird boxes that suddenly appear and make you 13 years old. This happen to me,so if you have some way of fixing my state please tell me."
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Rolled 55, 82, 77, 97, 65, 23, 76, 55, 95, 71, 39, 23, 16, 93, 42, 90, 77, 72, 15, 69 = 1232 (20d100)

>>4285077
"Pfft... Whatever, if i'm gonna die soon i won't waste my time worshiping "gods" that think they can control me... not today!"

> he walks in opposite direction from the shadow figure, without looking back (waking up)

> try to get a job at the taco bell in front of the lodge. just take the knife, the phone, and 4 protein bars (eat one of them in the way)

> look if someone comes out of the lodge to clean the spray in the wall. if it happens, go and try to talk with them, just about regular things (the crime, weather, news...)
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>>4285077
My retardation knows no bounds and i wrote the general rules she has to follow...
and i realise she has broken 6 so far.
You don't need to read them, only be aware that she is very fucked.Like ,death sentence fucked
https://pastebin.com/Vr9v4qR1
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>>4285305
100% confirmation that even if you're a few thousand years old you can terrible at your job kek.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4285336

Age of the trader
1 a few hours old
2-12 a few weeks old
13-30 a few years old, 5 or 6 years
31-60 a few decades old , 30<x
61-90 a few centuries 300<x
91-99 a milenia
100 he saw god be born
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>>4285353
The only rules that it broke was the Avoid Sympathy.

One could argue the sympathy rule is worded more as a suggestion. One could also argue that if somebody Sympathetic interacted with the leader of the organization or any operatives regardless of seniority they would have to be murdered making it a REALLY DUMB rule.

The wording for Do Not Give Rules is also vague. She didn't talk about them specifically and the syntax is unclear on if if an agent would get executed when one or multiple of the rules are told. Again moot point because she never gave any rules and using her wording she could have been talking about any number of rules we don't know about.

Again the debt can be processed as payment for damages or a humans selfish act of buying off guilt.

No choice on the Desmateration she was stuck here.

The wording for Ensure the safety of the employer is also vague. If she got kicked out then that would mean she won't be under the employ of that entity. That and one could argue that creating a bond with Agent McGenocide would be beneficial for her to do her work and in the long run to the safety of her employer. That rule can be argued very heavily for Mens Rea or motive behind the action.

A VERYYY HUGE POINT THOUGH, is that you gave us ALL the rules. Even though the psychic link was already established as a mechanic.

>By those rules the Entity known as KEK to the left should be executed.

The rules have been saved as evidence against KEK to the left if ever the time the Entity claiming the identity of Jane Doe with the Title of the Phantom Salesman is taken to court on the basis of broken rules. That entity may claim different aliases or change their identity over the course of the threads. Special Agent Thomas Rhodeho AKA Thomas Rodeho is free to identify "Jane Doe" or use this evidence for other purposes on his discretion.

Edit: Highlighted the most important part.
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>>4285077
>spend four straight hours contemplating why you are doing any of this
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Rolled 29, 70, 64, 86, 76, 47, 92, 50, 24, 56, 59, 4, 61, 72, 85, 14, 57, 1, 59, 11 = 1017 (20d100)

>>4285584
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Rolled 28, 69, 44, 23, 91, 68, 31, 9, 21, 14, 73, 95, 62, 92, 45, 33, 56, 71, 9, 56 = 990 (20d100)

>>4285077
"Damn. That operation went pear-shaped in record time. At least everyone managed to get away safely but it'll probably be some time before the authorities move on. In the meanwhile, I think I'm going to poke around at the Pelzer Rocks, see if I can't dig up anything interesting, anybody want to come with?"
> Legs stiff from lying low all morning, Anna heads off in the direction of the Pelzer Rocks, travelling on foot and cutting through the wilderness and woodland to hasten her journey. Every ounce of Anna's attention is tensely focused outwards, her senses strain as they sweep her surroundings as she treks onward, Agent McGenocide's account of encountering a monstrous deer-like creature in the area all too vivid in her mind.
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>>4286126
Nunya softly mumbles, "yeah. mystery. monsters. cool."
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>>4286130
Sounds like it's time for a Sanity Check
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>>4271811
EIGHTEENTH TURN

>>4285167
Q: Can TLD get a job at Taco Bell?
Odds 50/50
Roll: 55 (1st roll)
A: No

Random Event Roll: 97
A: NPC Positive
1-33: ghost
34-66: Jenna Kilz
67-00: pastor
Roll: 65
Jenna Kilz gets a job in another town and leaves Pelzer

Q: Does anyone clean the cake symbol?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 23
A: Yes

Q: Can TLD perceive deception?
Perception: Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 82
A: No

>>4285634
Q: Nunya's Sanity check
Sanity: Below Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 29
A: Success

>>4286126
Q: Does Anna encounter anything strange?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 23
A: Yes

Q: The devil beast?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 91
A: Crit No

Q: What?
/x/ generator
Rolls: 68, 31, 9, 21
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/16831762/#16831921
">Suddenly, there's muttering near me"
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>>4285584
>>4286126
Agent Nunya spends a few hours contemplating his existence and the dreadful world he lives in.

Anna leaves him and goes on a trek to the site of the Pelzer Stones, a hill four miles east of the Saluda River. The woods are thick, muddy and hissing with insect activity. Her senses are alert. She breathes in the fresh air and feels good. Suddenly, she hears muttering near her.

>>4285127
Agent McGenocide wakes up by the river. He goes to "Boots & Thelma's Restaurant" on the main street. The place is cramped; there's a man who looks like a biker at the counter. He sits and waits 10 minutes before the waitress comes to get his order. He orders a stack of 3 pancakes with country ham and fat back, a disgusting-looking breakfast dish that only Americans would eat. His cup of coffee has a lipstick mudge on it, probably from the previous coffee drinker.

>No can do Maat, I promised I'd help.
-I'm serious
-You should forget any sense of honor
-Those entities are beyond dangerous
>Pretty much like Aqua from Konosuba
-But how does it relate?
-Aqua is a cute and harmless
>Shi told me in a phone call that he opened a magic box
-Fuck
-...
-You have to help him
-Agent Shi is in danger

>>4285167
>>4285129
>>4285136
TLD walks to the Taco Bell and asks for a job application form. The manager tells him that they're not hiring.

He sees the old woman from the Masonic Lodge trying to remove the cake graffiti with a spray bottle. He walks up to her.

"Hello, m'lady. I was eating at the Taco Bell and saw you from across the street. What's happened to your wall?"

"Some vandals have painted graffitis on my wall! I have to remove it ASAP!"

"Oh hey, I've noticed there are a lot of graffitis in the area, what's up with that?"

"Uhh... " she hesitates. "It's probably the Latinos, they are everywhere nowadays. That damn Taco Bell and El Meguey Restaurant! They only bring gangsters around."

They talk more about topics of crime and the weather. She seems like a regular old lady who is deprived of social interactions and will gladly talk with anyone about any stupid subject.

A little kid walks to them, his clothes are dirty and look too big for him. That looks like Agent Shi, but smaller.

Shi, you were sleeping in a bush in the backyard of the Lodge, so you don't need to take a taxi.

Agent Shi texts the Foundation.

> There are weird boxes that suddenly appear and make you 13 years old. If you have some way of fixing my state please tell me.
- Agent Shi, the most important part is that you remain calm
- Make contact with Agent McGenocide
- Ask him to help you locate the zombie entity
- And make them reverse the curse
- Be cautious
- Use force
- Do not accept to trade for anything
- Do not accept any gift
- Good luck
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Rolled 80, 57, 89, 17, 84, 18, 48, 69, 32, 28, 41, 8, 53, 47, 63, 30, 48, 54, 11, 3 = 880 (20d100)

>>4286210
>I text agent Mc Genodcide "I need your help locating the zombie enity to reverse my curse."

>I go up to the old lady and say "Excuse me, do you know any way to turn a kid into an adult through some kind of magic."
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>>4286217
I also text agent McGenocide my location
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>>4286217
>"Excuse me, do you know any way to turn a kid into an adult through some kind of magic."
you are going to sound adorable
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Hey guys gonna be quittiing this quest, you can get rid of my character.
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Rolled 3, 21, 58, 4, 45, 31, 9, 77, 42, 79, 45, 49, 47, 36, 20, 55, 42, 15, 35, 54 = 767 (20d100)

>>4286210
"Yeah, yeah... Btw, what's this place anyway, do you live here?"

> ask if she has another spray bottle to help her

> if she goes inside to look for it, try to follow her (if she says i can't, just say i didn't know i couldn't)
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Rolled 57, 19, 64, 64, 57, 99, 6, 15, 92, 3, 90, 60, 22, 57, 95, 71, 4, 96, 81, 87 = 1139 (20d100)

>>4286210
> Anna pauses and for a painfully long moment her instincts assess the situation. The young agent's breathing shallows and her muscles coil with tension as she concentrates on the sound's source, her body prepared to spring into a full sprint at the barest insinuation of danger. Her eardrums pop slightly as her ears perk up, struggling to make sense of the murmuring.
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Rolled 26, 10, 57, 6, 27, 59, 99, 74, 24, 60, 44, 49, 46, 100, 11, 43, 43, 24, 53, 61 = 916 (20d100)

>>4286217
>McGenocide leaves $30 to pay for the meal and maybe a tip.

-I'm not not sure you understand this but you hired a cohort of crazy people. I gotta do what I gotta do.

-Same way TLD has to beat up and kill meth heads or tag walls when that isn't our job.

-That aside I can't believe you were one of those people.

-I think of you less now because of your opinion about the blue creature.

-Anyway I've given Jane your number just text her back once she texts you and you two can hash out the details.

-Shi's case should be easy enough to deal with with either a Phantom Saleman or a Phantom Gambler. Beneficial even.

>Agent McGenocide meets Shi

>>4286217

"Well aren't you just an adorable little shota. You probably shouldn't be running around on your own Xioa Shi"

"Have you had breatfast yet? We can probably get you something to go real quick."

"I also think I've got a solution for your "School Project" but we're gonna need some help kiddo."
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>>4286210
This message is for the QM
Use what you find is best
https://pastebin.com/tzU9z5BB
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>>4286246
Nunya takes a taxi back to the Greenville–Spartanburg Airport. He looks at the rural landscape through the window. The other agents have one foot in the grave, at least he's escaping with his life and sanity. He receives an email.

"Agent Nunya Bisnez,

It is with deep regret that we receive your resignation letter. We believe you represent the best of mankind and we had put a lot of hope on you to fight the forces of darkness. You can keep the remaining money as payment for your efforts, you have earned it.

-Director Kek, of Kek Foundation"
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I’m sorry if I’m being annoying, but how many hours are left until Squiddly is out of the hospital?
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>>4286483
You're not annoying. There's about 12 hours left until you can leave the hospital. So far, you're gradually feeling better from the concussion and do not experience side effects anymore.
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>>4286486
don't read this Squiddly, I'm a doctor

I could give him a pill so he can wall out.
Side effects include strongly smelling of mint, like 200 m away. Permanently.
He could at least come back to the game...
Or would you prefer some other side effects?
Like a severe allergy to touching glas.
Something less extreme can be allergy to fur of any kind or constantly hering Shadilay.
Opinión?
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>>4286516
You can give any pill that you want, if anyone is foolish enough to take your gifts, it's too bad for them.
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>>4286523
Any preference on the choices given, or random?
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>>4286528
According to Kekist philosophy, random is always the best choice
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>>4286483
>as you lay in bed you remember this is a american hospital
>They charge you by the night
Ohshit.jpg
>you need to get well NOW
>While you ponder how are you going to pay your night if this is extended a clown comes out the bathroom
>he puts a packet of Xanax and another type of pill in you lap
>he honks is nose twice
"Get well Boby. Don't worry they are yours"
>He waddles out of the room
>You could eat them, nobody says accepting drugs from strangers is bad.
>reading the label from the mystery pills make it look like a panathea...But they have side effects on humans...
You can only eat one of each. What do?
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>>4286549
What do the pills look like? Do they have weird eldritch symbols and send off ghastly auras?
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>>4271811

NINETEENTH TURN

>>4286217
Q: Can Shi make a good impression?
Charisma: Below Avg
DC: Minuscule (from TLD's interaction)
Roll: 80
A: Yes

Q: Does she know witchcraft?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 17
A: Yes

>>4286258
Q: What is the source of the muttering?
Roll: 64, 57
A: Spy of Tactics
Face generated with https://thispersondoesnotexist.com

>>4286483
>>4286516
The doctor visits Squiddly in the hospital bedroom. He looks into his eyes with a light and leaves.

>>4286258
The muttering grows more intense, but despite her concentration, Anna can't tell where it's coming from. She feels observed. Five minutes later, she hears someone start talking from behind her.

"YOU ARE NOT FROM AROUND HERE, ARE YOU? ARE YOU HIKER?"

Anna jumps. She didn't hear anyone coming behind her. She turns around and sees a man wearing a cap and holding a pair of binoculars. He's smiling and seems to be a bit retarded.

>>4286217
>>4286247
>>4286307
"Btw, what's this place anyway, do you live here?" TLD asks.

"Oh, this is the Masonic Lodge. I live here during the week only. I'm the one who takes care of everything."

"Excuse me, do you know any way to turn a kid into an adult through some kind of magic?" Xiao Shi asks.

She laughs at the unexpected question. She notices that his clothes are dirty and too big for him.

"Oh, I have dabbled in Wicca in my days, but turning a kid into an adult, I don't think that's possible. You should enjoy being a kid and take your time growing up."

Agent McGenocide arrives and the woman assumes that he's Xiao Shi's older brother. TLD asks her if she has another spray bottle to help her. The woman thanks him and invites everyone inside to drink a cup of coffee. The house is simply decorated, with a wooden floor and American flags. On the wall, there's a frame with a golden G letter on blue background. To the right of it, there's a painting of a bleeding eye being pierced by a compass.
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>>4286559
Xanax looks like xanax, the other look like skittles
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>>4286562
Does it have any weird smell?
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>>4286571
Latex
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Rolled 91, 24, 33, 50, 31, 25, 52, 22, 28, 72, 82, 97, 23, 22, 63, 1, 33, 22, 85, 60 = 916 (20d100)

>>4286560
"Ohh do you know where I can get wicca charms? I'm sure they'd make some wonder souvenirs"

>Agent Rapestab then examines the eye.

"Very cute symbol. I heard from the brochures that the Masionic symbols in Pelzer were a Hebrew or Satanic star. Is this just a random piece? "

"I'm Thomas by the way."
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>>4286572
Whelp, that’s a no in my book. Can I keep the pills though? Also what hour is this? Because if it’s early in the morning I won’t have to pay another thousand to stay in the hospital at night
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>>4286584
It is about 10 AM
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>>4286584
You can keep the Xanax, they have killed more people than any eldritch monster.
And knowing you, you will definitely overdose someone.
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>>4286598
Perfect. Ok so if I don’t do anything stupid like breaking a limb, I’ll be able to get out by 10 pm, and I won’t have to pay 1k?
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>>4286602
Your hospital bill will be determined at the end of your stay. They don't like to tell the costs upfront.
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Rolled 81, 31, 17, 66, 5, 30, 23, 18, 81, 59, 75, 41, 52, 4, 65, 74, 35, 30, 71, 17 = 875 (20d100)

>>4286560
Trying to get her to give me some magic charms to protect myself with.

>I speak in the most innocent childish voice I can "There are bad men around these parts Miss, you wouldn't be able to give me any charms to help protect me would you?"
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>>4286613
You are 13 , not 9 ....maybe it works
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>>4286612
I’m sorry, I meant that I won’t have to pay the extra costs for staying at the hospital for the night, not that I won’t have to pay 1k for the medical treatment
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>>4286617
Oh, yes. You'll get out by 10 PM unless something happens.
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>>4286617
Just run away and don't pay your bills.
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>>4286623
That was my backup plan actually. If anyone asks the other agents anything, I’ve been eaten by a deer monster
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Rolled 65, 62, 31, 34, 10, 70, 84, 19, 41, 69, 46, 13, 53, 58, 62, 5, 8, 40, 9, 33 = 812 (20d100)

>>4286560

> Keep talking with her, about her interests and stuff

> look around for doors, maybe there's one of them that takes to a ceremony room or something interesting like that
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Christ multiple corpses and actual demons but the real trooper is dealing with a true monster.

The American Health System.
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>>4271811

TWENTIETH TURN

>>4286580
Q: Does she know where to get Wicca charms?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 50
A: Yes

>>4286613
Q: Does she have a charm?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 66
A: Yes

Q: Can Shi look adorable enough to get it?
Charisma: Below Avg
DC: Low
Roll: 81
A: No

>>4286816
Q: What's her interests?
Roll: 34, 10
A: Lie of Good

Q: What's the ceremony room like?
Roll: 70, 84
A: Extravagance of Status quo
Extravagantly decorated

Q: Anything gruesome?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 19
A: Yes

Q: What?
Roll: 41, 69
A: Expose of Wounds
A wounded person

The old woman brings 3 cups of coffee and cookies.

"There are bad men everywhere, not just these parts. It's a bad world overall."

Shi notices that she wears an inverted pentagram pendant with the head of a goat and Hebrew letters drawn inside. That's probably one of her Wiccan charms.

"Help me to clean the graffiti off the wall, and we'll make a charm together."

"You will not find a Wicca store here in Pelzer. The community is too strongly Christian to take interest in witchcraft." she says with disdain. "There's the Ancient Mystics store in Greenville, where you will find charms, crystals, and everything that you need."

TLD chats with her about the lies and hypocrisy of the Christian community.

"This piece is a typical Masonic painting, it represents the Eye of God. It is pierced by the compass to represent the wisdom of inflicting bodily pain to oneself to gain great power. It is a common Christian concept: Jesus dying on the cross was a typical ritual of self-mutilation. This is also a basic Wicca principle: you cannot curse another without harming yourself a little bit, even if it's only a drop of blood. Are you afraid of pain, Thomas?"

When she's distracted by the others, TLD looks around for doors. He finds the ceremony room, which is extravagantly decorated with paintings and tapestries, and contains many golden artifacts, cups and clay tablets. The general vibe of the room is that of a synagogue. Inside of a golden cage, there's a young woman, chained, naked, covered with knife cuts. The cage is small and she wouldn't be able to stand up inside of it.
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Rolled 6, 73, 80, 70, 99, 88, 34, 47, 59, 57, 21, 70, 28, 52, 58, 6, 100, 4, 79, 45 = 1076 (20d100)

>>4286903
>McGenocide nods his head thoughtfully.

"I see, I wondered about it. The image it brought to my mind was the Hanged man. An image of enlightenment through suffering but I didn't want to mention it because I didn't want to seem pretentious."

"To be perfectly honest I'm terrified of a lot of things but I believe that's a human response. But people have to act in the face of fear every day so it's whatever."

He looks over the wall

"Gonna need some paint remover or a new coat. Graffiti's really annoying to remove. Might have to repaint all the other walls if we use repaint this one though otherwise it'd look off."

>McGenocide goes to the hardware store to buy some paint remover or a can of paint depending on what the woman decides then helps clean the wall. Borrow some tools too.
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>>4286933
I request that the Vigilante and spree shooter turned shota not go on a rampage until at least after this turn?
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Rolled 8, 43, 36, 69, 74, 29, 88, 64, 8, 95, 9, 36, 35, 63, 81, 11, 16, 73, 14, 85 = 937 (20d100)

>>4286903
In that moment, a flame started in TLD's eyes, it was rage, this woman needs justice, and it was real this time. That old lady, she's probably into it, she knew, and said NOTHING, SHE'S ANOTHER PART OF THE DISGUSTING ELDRITCH CULTS, SHE... SHE...

"Ok ok, i don't know if you can hear me, but i'll get you out of here, ok? Hold on" TLD says whispering to the cage woman

> get out of the ceremony room, go to talk to the old lady, point at the golden g asking what it is, and while she talks and probably looks to the G get behind her and... PUT THE DANG KNIFE IN HIS THROAT AND END HER LIFE, try to not get splashed with blood (this will totally will trigger the anger bonus + probably surprise)
"I ALMOST TRUSTED YOU, BUT YOU ARE ALL THE SAME, ALWAYS THE SAME... Float like an anvil... Sting like a... Nuke"

> run to the mill, and grab the backpack with the saw and the gun

> shoot to the wall in opposite direction from where i was, and put the gun in the dead body hand

"You all, Run! NOW!"

> use the saw and open the cage
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Rolled 36, 84, 81, 57, 99, 97, 73, 79, 15, 87, 27, 63, 49, 37, 18, 88, 47, 40, 55, 3 = 1135 (20d100)

>>4286903
I cry out "But, Miss there are verrry bad men here. One even stabbed me in the check with his knife!" I show her my stitches and scar. I began to sob and say "You know ever since Papa and Mama died, I haven't had much will to make it on day by day. Sometimes I wonder if it's best just to end it all rather then get killed and torturd by some thug. Mabey then I'll see Papa and Mama" I sob more and I say "Please miss if you just gave me, that amulet around your neck I'm sure I could find the strength to make it through this turbulent days."
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>>4286942
Too late
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>>4286953
At least let me talk to the cunt, before he up and kills her.
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>>4286942
I regret nothing
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>>4286946
Too late then.

Changing my vote

"Bleggh this is a mess"

>>4286946
"TLD Pass me your spray cans, I'll deal with the cameras."

>McGenocide either covers any cameras he can find with rags from his backpack or sprays them with paint.

"Somebody keep watch and search the building we can't be sure if there are other people and we don't wanna get blindsided."

"God damn it you could have just broken her neck there's less a mess that way."

>After taking care of any cameras he searches for an offices and steals whatever papers or documents he can as well as any occult looking books.
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>>4286967
"You have no regard for your team members you know that? You might be fine since you have a mask but neither me nor Shi have any disguises. Once we've been made we can't walk around this town without risk of getting arrested."

"This might be good though it gives us a time limit, we've already spent too much time in this place without getting anything."
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>>4286946
Change vote
>>4286903
>Take the amulet off the old lady's neck and say "I'll be taking that if you don't mind ah who am I kidding your dead." and then kick her lifeless corpse.

>Search the building for occult treasures like her amulet
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>>4286946
Oh yeah, also put on the mask

Btw here's the inventory bc most of it is in the bag

TLD
>$670
>pocket knife
>ice hockey mask (worn)
>1 baseball bat (Barbed wire and nails)
>Red spray paint can
>match box
>protein bars x10
>cordless circular saw
>tactical backpack
>MMA book
>Nokia phone
>library card (Anderson County)
>chemistry book "The Modern Alchemist"
>survival guide "Advanced Camping & Wilderness Survival"

>>4286967
It's payday fellas (insert cool-ass music)
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>>4286972
"That's why i said "Run", you idiot! You still have a chance, run before someone calls the police because of the gunshots!"
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>>4286995
"We've been made in the cameras cunt if not from the lodge then from the surrounding restaurants."

"Even if we left before you killed her we'd be persons of interest which means we'd be fucking jailed if they see us doing suspicious shit. Shit we do on a regular basis you mong!"

"Also nobody has a fucking car how do you expect to extract her!! You wanna just drag a cut up woman half naked through the middle of the day!"
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>>4287004
WHY THE FUCK DOES NOBODY HAVE A CAR!
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>>4286258
-Anna please call Maat for help I think he hates me and we're probably going to jail

-We being Me, Shi and TLD
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>>4287004
"WELL, I DON'T KNOW, BUT ESCAPING NOW WILL BE BETTER THAN JUST GET ARRESTED! JUst... Run, without me... Please, I'll solve this"
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>>4287018
"Fuck off that isn't how parties work. You made a mess and dragged us into this so we're in this whether any of us likes it or not."
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>>4287010
"CHUCK HAD ONE, BUT HE FRICKIN' DISAPPEARED"
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>>4287020
"WHY DON'T NOBODY ELSE HAVE A CAR! I'M A CANADIAN RESIDENT AND A TEENAGER BUT NOBODY ELSE HAS A CAR WHEN WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FIGHTING DEMONS!!!"
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>>4287029
"Wait, chuck last parked close from here... His truck should be around!"
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