You are a goblin living inside a cave with other goblins.Off to the side you sit and stare outside the cave hole hungry. 4 goblins surround the fire and are jacking off while they talk about fine sexy goblin bottoms and raping a real human female.Their is no food since the bearded humans killed off most of your tribe. You were able to escape by pure luck falling through a pit and hiding as they one by one kill them all. The others only lived as they were watching humans females bathe and were jacking off to them. Now you find yourself in the cave miles from home in unknown lands with the others. Still jacking off wanting to live in pleasure before death comes.With no food you and the others don't last. You already used the last of your food days ago, and the fat on your bones is wasting away with each passing day. Maybe they'll help gather some food with you, maybe they need a example set, a leader.Pick one>Scout out the area>Make some clothes>Go out alone and try to find food>Try to convince them to join you in the hunt>Join the others>Write-in
>>4261473>Go out alone and try to find food
>>4261473>Scout out the area
Lifting yourself up, you move past the goblins that pay no mind to you."Watch how far it goes." You heard one of goblin say as you get out of earshot and stand outside the cave hole. Scouting has to done before anything else. It could spell the difference between life and death. The cave is surrounded by a forest, green as far as your eyes can see. What is in the distance could matter. Picking a random direction to go you're off sticking to the shadows and hearing for anything.Not even a hour walk and a human house is encountered with a few humans working the ground. Off in the distance you could see a collection of houses. Must be the human village. The humans working the ground breaking it to put it back in small dirt mounts are much taller than the ones that killed your family. With beards much shorter or none at all. Walking back to the cave the goblins have put themselves in a slumber. Going the direction of where the cave opens from you encounter nothing but more forest. Before going too far you walk back to the cave and set upon the opposite direction of the human village. Where you encounter a small river with fishes swimming within the water. Just the thing for a hungry goblin, you spy a hawk eating a fish scaring it away with goblins yells net you a half eaten fish you happily eat.The sun is falling and you make your way back to the cave more insightful of what's around. Night comes and goes the others are jacking themselves off to the fire.>1 hungry goblin>4 very hungry goblinsDay 2What do you do this day?>Fishing>Steal some human food>Get the others to help with (what?)>Search for food in the forest>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)Free action (Name yourself)>Write-in
>>4261519>Steal some human food
>>4261519> Fishing> Godrick
>>4261519>>Fishing>>GobkuYou allways desired to be more than goblin and have a stomach full of food.
Do goblins speak the same language as humans?not useful now but i feel it's important
Convinced the others to help steal human food
>>4261959>turn to anonWe both know if we do that the human family is going to get raped ,killed and eaten... not necessarily in that order.And when someone notices, they will send adventurers. >gives a pat in anons shoulderLet's prepare a bit before stealing
>Fishing>GobsonStomach sounds made the choice for you. Gobson needs fishes and fishes he will get. Walking past the others who talk about the same old, raping anything that is a female. You notice the speed that they jack off had slowed, maybe they're losing energy. With enough luck enough fishes will be gotta and a feast will be had.They don't notice your presence as you leave the cave and head to the river with fishes waiting to be grabbed and eaten.Standing in the knee deep slow moving river you watch and wait ready to strike at a moment's notice. >Gib me 3x 1d100 Degrees of success (Roll Under)DC 40>>4261783No
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4262056
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4262056
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4262056
>>4262088>>4262107>>4262111we are going to starve.
>>4262088>>4262107>>4262111Hours were spent trying to grab the fishes. But with with grab you either missed or the fish slipped out of your hands. Soaking in the water for hours your legs become wrinkled. Failing in your quest for food you walk back home defeated.The others don't even noticed anything different from the day before. Maybe if you made something to kill the slimy fish it could feed you and the others. Nothing left to do but sit in the cave. Until a thought came to you, goblins have good night slight, humie can't see green goblin in darkie. The others would join you in the hunt if you promise a little something but what do they want?Stats:>All Naked>Sticks and rocks>Small Campfire>1 hungry Gobson>4 very hungry goblinsDay 2 NightWhat do you do for the night?>Sleep>Steal some human food>Steal some human animals>Get the others to help with (what?)>Search for food in the forest (Dangerous)>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)
>>4262196well first you beat up the smallest goblin to show dominance, possibly rape him, and then the rest follow.>steal human food with the boys
>>4262196Convince them with a nice discussion about the human females that live in the village.
>>4262196Sharpen a bunch of sticks for fishing.
>>4262204supporting, if we at least bully the smallest goblin before we go so we are more established as alpha gob
>>4262196>Steal some human animalsJust a goat or sheep, nothing fancy.
I have the impression that we can see in the dark.Is it accurate Qm?
>>4262386Yes, goblins have darkvision allowing them to see in the dark. Which is why goblins need little light in their cave homes.>>4262198Beat and ass rape the smallest goblin>>4262204>>4262223Human females be in the village + bully small goblin>>4262211>>4262283>>4262285Sharpen sticks for fishes>>4262361Steal animals from humans>Calling it for sharpening wood sticks to get those fishes.Roll me 3x 1d100 Bo3 DC 50
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4262404
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4262404sad because we didnt get to rape this turn
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4262404
>>4262406>>4262442>>4262454Starving goblin quest continues.
>OP says it's a roll under>We get high rolls
>>4262469we can eat the smallest goblin ... unless we are the smallest goblin... then we need to run away
>>4262406>>4262442>>4262454>59Very flimsy Crude fishing stick got>+3 to roll, with one time useSticks were gathered, rocks were smashed. By the end, you use lot of effort to created a fishing stick. It's looks like it'll break if you try using it for what you intended for. But no matter you have the perfect tool to get the perfect fish. You lay your used brain on a rock and drift off into the darkness of night. Waking up you feel yourself a bit lighter than the night before, the other goblins stopped their jacking off session. They sit around the fire talking. A odd thing since all they did since coming to to the cave was cumming around the fire. "Fire good. Fire cleans rape juice." Bits said as he stares at the flames."Prot need food! Where the food! Goblins can't rape dicks without FOOD!" Yelled the smallest goblin around the camp fire."Shut up Prot. You small, you dick smallest." Urm said to the small goblin. Bits stares at the fire, without saying a word while Prot and Urm get into a fight. Stone stares at the wall tracing his finger on it's cracks in wonder of his finger being able to follow the crack with ease. Another day, hopefully a day with a food. So you and what's left of your clan can survive. You could share blood with these goblins, how strong is unknown. You just know that one of these days the goblins will turn on each other if they can't find food. Stats:>All Naked>1 use Fishing Stick>Small Campfire>1 Very hungry Gobson>4 Starving goblinsDay 3 DayWhat do you do this day?>Fishing>Steal some human food>Kill smallest goblin (Prot) for food>Get the others to help with (what?)>Search for food in the forest>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)>Write-in
>>4262591>>Kill smallest goblin (Prot) for food
>>4262591>Get the others to help with fishingThese fish will be ours.
>>4262591>Search for food in the forest
>>4262601Kill and eat a follow Goblin>>4262613>>4262646Get the others to help with fishing>>4262619Search for food in the forest>Calling it for get the others to help with fishingGetting the others to work together is what needs to be done. So you and the other can live for another day inside the cave maybe in the future rape a female. That'll surely get the others motivated enough to get to work. But firstly you have to get Prot and Urm to stop fighting. They'll hurt each other too much if left unchecked making your total working goblins to 3 rather than 5.Stepping up to Prot and Urm you push them apart from eachother, being the only goblin that ate in the last two days give you the chance to show your still strengthen body. They look at you not much worst for wear, just a few scrapes and bruises. You think carefully and open your mouth to speak. Gobson: "FOOD! Gobson find FOOD in water!"Bits looked up from the flames and watched with intent. Even Stone stopped his tracing as his ears perked up. Prot and Urm are in disbelief at what they just heard.Gobson: "FOOD in water! Follow me!" Was all that was needed for them to pick themselves up. They followed closely behind once they saw the water deeming with fish they were loose with blood in their eyes as they try to grab anything they can get.Roll me 3x 2d100 Bo3 DC 50 for others DC 47 for you Roll over
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4262738
Rolled 59, 84 = 143 (2d100)>>4262738
Rolled 66, 46 = 112 (2d100)
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4262738
>>4262740>>4262746>>4262786>>4262789>66, 87Success, High SuccessThe other goblins are having good luck getting fish and by the end of the day each of them got a fish to eat. While you make sure of your superior tech, before long you have a pile of fish. Your fishing stick broken in the process but with 6 fishes caught you're able to feed the other goblins one more fish while you eat your fill of 2 fish. With food at hand the goblins holler and hoot all the way back to camp cooking the fish over the fire. By the time night fell you have a full stomach and the others resume jacking off around the fire with more vigor than days ago. Looking outside you noticed it's clam and silent the trees are still standing the leaves on the trees still green. This could be the perfect time to get back at the humans that killed your family and friends. They don't like it if you steal one or two farm animals. Or steal some of their women for the boys to have some fun. That's all they can talk about as they circle around the campfire. Stats:>All Naked>Sticks and rocks>Small Campfire>1 Gobson>4 Slightly hungry goblinsDay 3 NightWhat do you do for the night?>Sleep>Steal some human food>Steal some human animals>Get the others to help with (what?)>Search for food in the forest (Dangerous)>Give goblin job (Who/what?)>Research how to food>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)
>>4262939>>Steal some human animals
>>4262939>Research how to food
>>4262955>Steal some human animals>>4262965>>4263008>Research how to foodCalling and writing just need some rolls>Roll me 1d100 Bo3 DC ??
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4263035
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4263035
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4263035
>>4263046>>4263052>>4263122>97 Food, the word itself is scorched within your mind. The thing that keeps a goblin alive and raping. Food is what was needed for the first 2 goblins to become 3 than more. With a new goal ready to take effect you put it to action.But this is something you just take or kill. This doesn't need goblin hands, feet, cock, to do. This is completely different. Completely alien, from what you are used to. Sitting you look at the dark cave ceiling watching the goblin shadows dances on it.But how does one get food? Back in the goblin cave the Hunters and Growers will just bring food from the depths. Did they also get food from other goblins deeper in the caves system? That can't be right, your goblin brain goes into overdrive."AAAAH! AAAAAH!" IT HURTS IT HURTS.Gobson screams out in pain and drop to the drop shaking from all the thinking being done in your mind. The other goblins stop jacking off and watch you shake and seizure on the ground. Whispers around you but that didn't matter because your were on a brink of broking the secret of living."FOOD! FOOD in ground!" You yell at the others. They don't understand, but you do. You take a stick and start digging in the cave ground and soon food comes from the ground. It's cave shrooms, eating a bit they didn't kill you. They been hiding under the cave ground and copying the humans digging you're able to find a massive food source for you and the other goblins.The night is spent holling and hooting as a feast is had. The shrooms will last a long time. >Stats:All Naked>Resources1 week of digged up shrooms (Food) Sticks and rocks anything that can be scavenged.Small Campfire>tools/weaponsNone>People1 Goblin *leader*>4 destitute goblins (4M) (0W) What do you do this day?>Fishing>Steal some human food>Steal some human animals>Get the others to help with (what?)>Search for food in the forest>Give goblin job (Who/what?)>Jack off with the boys>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)>Write-in
>>4263201> Make sharp sticks/spears> Have all gobbos copy and make sharp sticks tooWe gotta get our bois equipped.
>>4263201>Make sharp sticks/spearsWe gotta get the bois weapons
>>4263201>Go find sticks in the forest wth theo ther Gobbos, then make them pointy to craft rudimentary spears.
>>4263234>>4263241>>4263243Excited and satisfied with the food they have in their stomachs the goblins decide to begin the real work of recreating a real goblin tribe.Gobson gather sticks from the ground, and starts sharpening them with a sharp rock. The others look at the work being done and soon join in getting their own sticks and getting their own rocks to sharpen the sticks. >give me 2d100s Bo3 one for sticks and one for the goblins learning/copying make sticks
Rolled 83, 48 = 131 (2d100)>>4263279
Rolled 80, 6 = 86 (2d100)>>4263279
Rolled 57, 73 = 130 (2d100)>>4263279
>>4263294>>4263296>>4263335>83, 73 With the sticks gathered and the rocks gotten. Gobson began work on making his wooden spear from a branch. He whittled down the end of the branch into a sharp point, removing any numbs and any additional branches sticking out of the branch.Before long a spear is made the other goblins follow in Gobson's example and by night fall, their is 21 wooden spears. The tips are hardern by the fire and weapons are now in the hands of the goblin tribe. They can also work as a cude throwing weapon. With enough spears to last for a lifetime, the goblins eat the shrooms and resume their daily tasks. With Gobson thinking up something up and the rest with no tasks given to them, are jacking off around the fire.>Resources6.5 days of digged up shrooms (Food) Sticks and rocks anything that can be scavenged.Small Campfire>tools/weapons16 Wooden Spear unused, 5 wooden spears (equipped)>People1 Goblin *leader*>4 male adult destitute goblins (4M) (0W) What do you do this night?>Steal some human food>Steal some human animals>Get the others to help with (what?)>Search for food in the forest>Give goblin jobs (Who/what?)>Jack off with the boys>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)>Write-in
>>4263411> Start slapping jacking Goblins. That's for breeding! Save it for the wamen!> Talk to them and see if any of them are... "smart". You need someone to handle smaller stuff now that you's a tribe
>>4263411>Steal some human animalsGood practice. Next time we take f-female. And dont fuck them too much before eating.
>>4263459shouldn't we scout first?or maybe dig a second hidden entrance to our cave as a escape route?
>>4263411Pitching idea. Have Gobson cause a scene attempting to steal a goat while you kidnap a Child.>ransom?
>>4263527that will get us exterminated uberquickly>>4263493yeah we scout for human females, and try out our scouting prowess with stealing a goat or something.
>>4263411>>Steal some human animals
>>Scout that shit out before doing stuff. We're still weak.
>>4263411>Steal some human animalsWe need clothes.
>>4263416Prep talk and find a second in command>>4263493>>4263533Scouting>>4263459>>4263701>>4263765>Steal some human animals>>4263527>Steal human and animalSeems like the goblins will be doing their first raid. >Roll me 2d100s Bo3 one finding the animals and the other for getting out with that shit
Rolled 73, 37 = 110 (2d100)>>4263930
Rolled 68, 36 = 104 (2d100)>>4263930
Rolled 22, 79 = 101 (2d100)>>4263930
Rolled 51, 48 = 99 (2d100)>>4263930
Rolled 33, 50 = 83 (2d100)>>4263930
Rolled 29, 98 = 127 (2d100)>>4263930
>>4263935>>4263980>>4264073>>4264078>>4264172>73, 79 Gobson stands up and wonder over to the fire, placing his left hand on Prot and his right on Stone was enough for the others to stop and watches with intent. Gobson: "Humies have FOOD!" With those words, the goblins attention were squarely on Gobson. They take up their spears and head out on the hunt for the good of the tribe. With Gobson leading the way the human village is in sight over the tree covered hill was the village off in the distance, nearly was a human farmhouse with a barn and chicken coop, all surrounded by a wooden fence.The goblins sneak around the wooden fence easily going pass it and made their way to the barn filled with animals. The house had no lights emitting from it, meaning the humies are sleeping.Once inside the goblins get to work finding a mule and some goats. Once inside the animals started going crazy, maybe from the smell of goblin, or how the others were looking at the females. One goblin is over excited and jumps on a goat and begins to fuck it wildly. The others holler and shout as they watch this unfold.Gobson is able to keep them under control and slap the goblin off the goat to get to work getting them tied with some rope and soon were able to tie two goats up before sounds from the house alarmed them to get out quick.With speed and a fence knocked out for good measure was enough to let the group of goblins escape with two goats. Once close to the cave they holler and hoot from the victory against the humans, with no deaths or injury.Back in the cave the goblins, get to work on breeding with the female goats. Before long night came and went the goblins in high spirits after some raping was done. They are faced with a new problem the goats don't stop bleating and their udders are getting swollen by the looks of it. The boys having gotten real females stop jacking off around the fire and settled having some fun with the goats.>Resources6 days of digged up shrooms (Food) 10 feet of ropetreesSticks and rocks anything that can be scavenged.Small Campfire>tools/weapons16 Wooden Spear unused, 5 wooden spears (equipped)>People1 Goblin *leader*4 adult destitute goblins (4M) (0W) >Animals2 female goats>Day 5 What do you do this Day?>Steal some human food/animals>Get the others to help with (what?)>Search for food in the forest>Give goblin jobs (Who/what?)>Jack off with the boys>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)>Write-in
>>4264176>One goblin is over excited and jumps on a goat and begins to fuck it wildly. The others holler and shout as they watch this unfold.kekh hehe
>>4264176allright. suck them goat tiddies for mjolk and >Jack off with the boysmaybe other gobs know where other gobs may be? everyone knows gobs talk most free when pulling their green weiners togheter.
>>4264176Suck on them goat udders.
>>4264176> Start banging stones together to sharpen then. Wood breaks too much! Stone hard!> Save your seed for humie woman.
>>4264184>Jack off with the boys>>4264189>Suck on them goat udders.>>4264206>>4264211>>4264254> Start banging stones together to sharpen then. Wood breaks too much! Stone hard!> Save your seed for humie woman.Calling and writing just need>2d100s Bo3 one for getting sharp stones, and another for convincing others to stop Jacking off.
Rolled 61, 38 = 99 (2d100)>>4264257
Rolled 95, 88 = 183 (2d100)>>4264257
Rolled 8, 11 = 19 (2d100)>>4264257
>>4264266Damn. Those are some nice rolls
>>4264266>95, 88Goblin can point good good with sharp sticks. But wood breaks easy, rock hard, rock sharp, rock crush. Gobson takes some rope from one of the tied goats, and after making rocks sharp on stones he tied it together with the spears. Soon enough 5 wooden spears turn into stone spears. They can take more hits, and become blunt slower. Onto the problem of the other goblins wasting their precious seed on female animals. Gobson goes about it using his big brain to think of something.Gobson: "STOP raping dicks on goats." The goblins stop and look at Gobson like he telling them to stop being goblins. They move away from the spent goats which just bleats weakly as they just got the first break they had since last night. Gobson: "Rape dick for wamen. Not goat." With the word of Wamen they hoot and holler, you take this time to gear up each goblin with a stone stick each. They hoot and raise their sticks in air ready to take back what should belong to goblin kind, Wamen. Without Wamen the goblins can't get more goblins. Listening to Gobson logic has a effect on the others goblins. They see the spark of life in your eyes. the spark of a true goblin. They are ready to follow your commands, and since you stopped the raping of the goats. Bits had started sucking on the goats tiddies and that's how it was discovered milk comes from the goats tiddies.Bits "MILKERS" The other goblins followed Bits example and before long, they sucked the goat's uddies dry. They must have sucked enough they are filled to the brim with milk.>Unlocked MilkingEach goat has enough milk to feed a goblin>Resources6 days of digged up shrooms (Food)5 feet of ropeTreesSticks and rocks anything that can be scavenged.Small Campfire>tools/weapons5 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)16 Wooden Spear (Shoddy Quality)>People 1 Goblin *leader* (1W) (0A) 4 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) >Animals2 Loose female goats (Uncaged need two goblins to be watched)>Day 5 NightWhat do you do this Night?>Steal some human food/animals>Get the others to help with (what?)>Search for food in the forest>Give goblin jobs (Who/what?)>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)>Write-in
Should we try to kidnap a wamen, or do something else?
>>4264470>Search for food in the forest>Bring two goblins with usMaybe we can find something we can turn into armor/clothes? I think we're still naked.
>>4264470Craft reins with the rope for one of the goats.
>>4264532Supporting this too.
>>4264493We're rape goblins, why the fuck do we need clothes?
>>4264568So we don't freeze.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4264493>Search for food in the forest>Bring two goblins with us>Clothes>>4264532>>4264542>>4264566Craft reins with the rope for one of the goats.Voting Closed writing>Roll me 1d100 Bo3
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4264815
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4264815
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4264815
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4264815
>>4264823>>4264825>>4264837>>4264839>88Gobson sees to it that the ropes used on the goats are turned into reins. Untieing the rope around the goat neck, he cuts it into pieces and after tieing them to a stick for the animal to bite down on. Gobson made reins for the goats, they would be useful if the goats were trained to be ridden on, and they were given enough rest. But for now since they don't have a cage or a pen sucking on them tiddies is enough to keep them in check.The goblins are in awe of what you have done and make use of the reins so the goats don't bite off their goblin's dicks. You command them to stop which they do, and get ready to sleep until the next day. Without your watchful eye the goblins rape the goats, but when you are awake they follow your commands. Sleep is short as Bits the goblin starts screaming. Waking up you notice it's barly dawn, too early for goblin kind. Bits: "HUMIES! HUMIES!" Bits words were enough to wake you up from your dream of raping (white) wamen as you gather up your stone spear and the order the others to do the same. The goats themselves are able to be moved as they were lightly raped and have reins. >tools/weapons5 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)16 Wooden Spear (Shoddy Quality)>People1 Goblin *leader* (1W) (0A)4 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A)>Animals2 Loose female goats >Day 6 Early DayWhat do?>RUSH>PANIC!>FLEE!>Write-in
>>4264911>FLEE!Do we know how many ?
>>4264911>Tell the others to start throwing the wooden spears at the humies as they approach>When they start getting close attack with the stone-tipped spearsBut if they're already on us then we should just run.
>>4264982>>4264984>>4264986>>4265033>FLEE!>>4264996>Tell the others to start throwing the wooden spears at the humies as they approach>When they start getting close attack with the stone-tipped spearsWhen push comes to shove it's time for the goblins to get out of here.>Roll me 5x 1d20s. One d20 for every goblin. >>4264982>Do we know how many ?No, but you know more than one.
Rolled 16, 5, 4, 12, 3 = 40 (5d20)>>4265041
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>4265041
>>4265046>>4265047Gobson: 16Bits: 5Stone: 5Prot: 12Urm: 3Gobson brain does the big think and soon he's leading the other goblins to what has to be done. Prot leads with one of the goats outside while you, Bits, and Stone gather as much wooden spears you could carry. The food is too big to carry so it needs to be left behind.Gobson and the other goblins run out of the goblin into the forest and watch from a distance. Looking around Gobson notices that one of the goblins is gone, that damn Urm is back in the cave raping the goat. You see two Humies come from the direction of the village one older and one younger both carrying black colored axes in their hands. They seems to be following the ground right to the cave. None of them seems like warriors, not wearing any armor just clothes. They recoil in disgust as they get close to the cave. Readying their axes as they go inside.>tools/weapons4 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)16 Wooden Spear (Shoddy Quality)>People1 Goblin *leader* (1W) (0A)3 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A)>Animals1 Loose female goats What do?>Save Urm>Rape Urm, save ourselves >Write in
>>4265133> Have gobbos sneak with you while Humies ready to kill Urn. Then, STABBY THE HUMIES! Keep one alive for rapin' and interrigomation to find more humies
>>4265144+1 Ambush time
>>4265133+Support >>4265144We can’t leave our goblin brother to die, even if he is a half-starved, goat fucking, cock for brains retard.
Rolled 4, 5 + 3 = 12 (2d20 + 3)>>4265144>>4265161>>4265169>>4265171>>4265176Gobson watched as the two human males entered the cave and knew that Urm was still raping the goat. It gave the perfect chance to sneak up to the humies from behind and rape them with the spears. Gobson rally the goblins speaking quick and low about what to do. They let go of any supplies and just grab their stone spear with a wooden spear in the other hand. The others joined in on the plan and they moved to the cave staying quiet they watch as the axe blade was coming down on Urm head as he was in pure bliss with the goat.Moments before the axe meets his hair he push off from the goat. His cock still spilling out white goo as he dodged the axe completely. Landed on the ground the younger male turned and swung with uncertainly, Urm ducked under it with ease rolling and grabbing his spear from the floor. Thrusting upwards he aimed to stab the older male, but his spear was blocked to the side with the axe. His face was filled without hope as the two large humies tower over him, seeing us was enough for him to ready his spear once more. With a goblin yell from Gobson the goblins rushed forward spears ready at the ready. CCCCCCcccccombat!Basically >HP - How much wounds you can take before death>Weapon - Amount of damage per hit>Armor - Damage reduction5 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP) Vs2 Human Peasants (2W) (0A) (8HP)Throw wooden spears>Yes (Could hit Urm 1W each)>NoAlso aim at one target or split?>One target (which?)>Split (Which one get 3 goblins on him)>Surprise round which mean the goblins roll attack and roll defense before normal combat starts. Each anon rolls for each goblin>1d20s 1 die is attack, and since you don't be attacked this round no defense roll neededHumies defense roll -3 for surprised Older/YoungerUrm isn't no pussy ass bitch goblin. He rolled a Crit.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>4265283>Don't throw spears>Split, two on the older three on the younger
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>4265283>Don't throw spears>Split, two on the older three on the younger
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>4265283>Don't throw spears>Split, two on the older three on the youngerCrit time
Feel free to reroll again.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>4265347
>>4265291>>4265322>>4265324>>4265331>>4265352Older guy Defense Unnat 1 Younger guy Defense 2>15, 16, 12, 16 ,17 All hitsThe goblins drop their wooden spears to the ground as they charge headfirst into the Humie duo. Gobson lands a stab, along with Bits on the older Humie as he is stock of more goblins popping out and surrounding them. The younger human isn't faring better as three goblins are on him giving strikes all over his bodies as he tries to block and dodge without any effect. 5 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP) Vs1 Human Peasant (2W) (0A) (6/8HP)1 Human Peasant (2W) (0A) (5/8HP)Seeing that the odds are against them the older man say something in humie tongue and start to run away. The fight in them are gone. Goblins get +3 to attack since the Humies be running.What do?>Finish them>Let them go>Write-in
Rolled 15, 19 = 34 (2d20)>>4265359Humies be trying to dodge as they flee
>>4265359> Chase down the Younger Humie! I wanna capture one of em so we can figure out where their home is. Younger one is lower on health
>>4265364> Let them goChanging my vote since we can't hit them after those dodge rolls. Dammit.
Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>4265359Chase them. Focus on older on. Throw wooden spears.>>4265366We need to kill them or they'll tell the whole village
>>4265359>Let them goWe should use this chance to pack up and leave. The humies tracked us to the cave so they already know where we live.
>>4265370Older has 6 HP. Even if we all hit him he'd live. Besides, there's only five of us, we can relocate to a different position
>>4265373+1Let them go then get moving.
>>4265377>Supportlet’s jerk off one last time in the cave before we skidaddle
>>4265393>>4265389>>4265377>>4265373>>4265370>>4265366The humies were fast, that chasing them wasn't worth it. But where their is humies more will come. Gobson called the goblins off, and gather them around the fire. Gobson: "Humies gone. Humie come back MORE." The others nod in agreement, they'll gather up more men from the village and come back to the cave and slain every goblin they can find. So the goblins do what has to be done, they pick up the wooden spears, get the goat and each goblin carries with him some shrooms. Eating as much as they can first before heading out to where the other goat is waiting for them.At the outside of the cave they need to make a choice as their cave can't be their home anymore. They have to find a new home, some back where the humies don't come a place where goblins can rape freely.Outside you can see mountains off in the distance behind the forest where you came from. In the direction of the human village is more forests and valleys. >Resources4 days of digged up shrooms (Food)>tools/weapons4 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)16 Wooden Spear (Shoddy Quality)>People1 Goblin *leader* (1W) (0A) (5HP) 4 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP) GAINED EXP 1/5 EXP from battle >Animals2 Loose female goats with reins (Uncaged need two goblins to be watched)Where do you walk?>Downstream river to the unknown>Upstream river to the mountains>Through the forest back home?>Past the human village into the valleys>Write-in
>>4265412>Downstream river to the unknown
>>4265423Following the river may be risky, we will definitely see human structures at some point.The positive is that we will definitely find some human structures and there's a chance they are abandoned.
>>4265412>Upstream river to the mountainsMountains mean caves.
Qm, if we want to build traps for the humies.Do I need to bring some trap designs or do roll for brain use?
>>4265445SupportMountains means ores, and a chance to make our Gobbos tougher
>>4265444support. perhaps a young maiden washing her clothes.
>>4265498It looks like we're in Goblin Slayer, setting wise. That said, we're pretty well off as far as goblins go. Fast to reach maturity, and we should be able to switch to something like Hobgoblin or Champion soonish if we don't die.Also, we can breed any female... which kinda implies our Goat might be pregnant.
>>4265499oh god , please no.not the goat
>>4265499So you're saying we might get goat-goblins? Nice.
>>4265499Are we Arabs?
>>4265556no we are goblins dumbass
>>4265560Its a goat fucker joke you dumberass
>>4265564I know dumbass
>>4265567you have to forgive him, we are goblins after all
>>4265412>>Upstream river to the mountains
>>4265568By the green moon we shall rape the infidels. >>4265499Supporting goats being pregnant. We are a parasitic species afterall.
>>4265412>Downstream river to the unknownDwarves probably killed our previous tribe so I want to be as far as possible from those mountains
>>4265657>We are a parasitic species afterall.we have established that there's goblin woman and that humans can birth to goblins because humanoids.
>>4265412>Upstream river to the mountains
>>4265657>>4265673Could be a phantom pregnancy
>>4265702the ghosts are fucking our goats? those assholes, the only ones allowed to fuck our goats are us>>4265412>Upstream river to the mountainsI forgot to vote earlier
>>4265721Ghosts cannot be raped so they will be eaten.That is how the goblin do.
I hope we get far enough, that the we one day siege a dwarf fort.
>>4265686Changing my vote to >Downstream river to the unknown
>>4265721>>4265651>>4265445>>4265491>Upstream river to the mountains>>4265664>>4265423>>4265686>Downstream river to the unknown>Upstream river to the mountainsWith everything loaded up and ready to go, the goblins follow Gobson lead. Marching behind him as he headed to the river filled with fishes. The trip was uneventful no humies coming to chase you down, the forest wasn't filled with any screaming, yelling. A rather uneventful trip to the river was just what the goblins needed after that close encounter with death. Gobson looks at the water and how it flows, it goes downhill deeper in the forest leading somewhere that has yet to be known. Looking at where the water comes from it seems to lead from the mountains. Mountains mean caves, and caves mean more goblins. You gather up the goblins and started the hike upwards into the mountains. Nights were spent walking, days were spent hiding and sucking on the goats tiddies for the milk. Under Gobson watchful eye, the goblins dare not rape the goats as he watches them. The village days away, you see smoke coming from where your cave used to be. It sadden his heart. But also fill him with cunning that he outsmarted the humies.With no more shrooms left the goblins see two goats near a bridge that spans over a stream. From this distance you can't tell if the goats are male or rape.Made a https://pastebin.com/WpcaY91n so later down the road we have more stuff.>ResourcesNo Food>tools/weapons4 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)16 Wooden Spear (Shoddy Quality)>People1 Goblin *leader* (1W) (0A) (5HP) 4 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP) >Animals2 Loose female goats with reins (Uncaged need two goblins to be watched)Gives food for 2 goblins each day.What do?>Go around the bridge>Go over the bridge and take goats>RAPE GOATS on bridge>Write-in>>4265450>Do I need to bring some trap designs or do roll for brain use?You could designs traps if they are simple enough, but by default goblins know simple trips like holes, and rocks falling
>>4265829>Write-inLook under the bridge for trolls or humies, but stealthy. This seems like a trap.
>>4265829>Go around the bridge
>>4265837+1 we are a clever goblin
>>4265837>>4265839>>4265849Gobson isn't a dumb goblin. He be a big big clever big brain one. He tells the others to keep hiding as he makes his way closer to the bridge to see what's under it. Once close enough he could see the two goats on the crudely made bridge were indeed males. With one being bigger than the other. Looking down under the grounds was two bodies, one of a troll and one of a goat the goat down their was bigger than the other two.They seemed to have meet with death after falling off the bridge and breaking their skulls on the rocks below. Now armed with his knowledge he returned back to the others goblins and retold what was on the bridge.What do?>Go around the bridge>Go over the bridge and try to take goats>Kill goats on bridge>Free food under the bridge>RAPE GOATS on bridge>Write-in
>>4265863>Go over the bridge and try to take goats
>>4265863>>Go over the bridge and try to take goats
>>4265867>>4265868Wtf do you think guys, happens if you go over the bridge? Two trolls have already fallen to their death like, seriously you are even more stupid than goats.>>4265863>Try to lure the goats from the bridge and then go around the bridge.
>>4265872you do realize that that one of them was a fucking TROLL and the goat was BIGGER than our goats
>>4265876So what do you think happens when 5 goblins and 4 goats try to go over a CRUDELY made bridge?
>>4265878what if we go one per one
>>4265881Hmm, that could work, but it still could break in/a goblin could not controll him and start to rape one of the new goats leading to him fallling to his death.Anyway I am gonna change my vote. Let the goblins first feast under the bridge and see what happens.>>4265863>>4265872
>grab a rock before you do anythingWe can smash the goat if it rams us
>>4265881>>4265882>>4265883Guys we have wooden spears to throw.>>4265863>Throw wooden spears at the goats
>>4265872Support.Don't fuck with troll sized goats
>>4265886So it rams us, we fall to death, where do you involve the stone?>>4265886>Guys we have wooden spears to throw.>Throw wooden spears at the goatsWhy?
>>4265892More food and we don't break the bridge
>>4265898Couldn't we then insteadly first eat the troll and goat under the bridge?
>>4265899Alright>>4265872Supporting but why lure goats away to just go around the bridge? We should lure them away to cross bridge
>>4265908>Supporting but why lure goats away to just go around the bridge? We should lure them away to cross bridgeWhy take the risk, if we just could around?
>>4265863>Throw wooden spears at the goats
>>4265863>>Free food under the bridge
>>4265867>>4265868>Go over the bridge and try to take goats>>4265938>Free food under the bridge>>4265872>>4265889>>4265908>Try to lure the goats from the bridge and then go around the bridge.>>4265883>grab a rock before you do anything>>4265934>Throw wooden spears at the goatsAlright, guess the goblins going to try to lure the goats from the bridge and then go around the bridge Writing. I will also need a d4.
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>4265943
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>4265943gimme something good Gobson
Gobson be thinking hard. Goats can kill a goblin, and no goblin wants to be killed by goat. He comes up with a plan to get rid of goats. Males goats like female goats, so they will follow scent of female goat. Taking some juices from the goats was a easy matter, and putting that scent on a rock and throwing it off in the distance was easier.Before long the male goats on the bridge leave and jump down to where the two dead bodies are at. With that taken care of Gobson lead the goblins to the mountains by the time day is breaking, passing over a hill is a mountain valley which is empty of humans but not of mountain goats. These goats are bigger than our goats, having horns, and have woolly white coats. The goblins notice as they made their way higher in the mountains it's getting closer that they hug the goats for warmth.The goblins are out in the open and out of food for the notice they only had a half ration of goat's man each save for Prot who didn't get any milk as he is the smallest. In the valley itself their is only patches of grass, some bushes that could have berries, some hawks, and higher still white snow on the mountain peaks.>ResourcesNo stockpile FoodMountain Goats, Berries, HawksStream of water>tools/weapons4 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)16 Wooden Spear (Shoddy Quality)>People1 Goblin *leader* (1W) (0A) (5HP) 4 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP) >Animals2 Loose female goats with reins (Uncaged need two goblins to be watched)Gives food for 2 goblins each day or half food for 4 goblins.Week 2What do?>Find caves>Build shelther? >Keep walking up mountain>Go down the other side of mountain (Far)>Kill the goats>Write in
>>4265982>Find cavesfind a proper one, this valley is filled with potential food. and watch out for small humies with big beards!
>>4265982There could be animals living inside the caves, but I dont think we are that great of builders and the upper part of the mountains could be worse>Find caves
>>4265982>Find caveWe not dumb gobbos. Scout those caves before entering
>>4265985>>4265986>>4265989>>4265993>>4265995>>4265999>Find caveTime for our goblin friends to find a cave to sleep in. >Roll me 1d100 Bo3. The higher the better cave you find.
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4266032I hope the Goblin gods bless us. (Do we have gods?)
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4266032
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4266032
>>4266039>>4266041>>4266044you all found some shit caves
>>4266057It is the fault of the Goblin gods.
>>4266061then we shall rape them
have to say the dice on this board are absolutely filthy. perhaps the jannies should clean the dice machine again
we found a large hole in the ground
>>4266039>>4266041>>4266044>35 Caving timeGobson send the goblins out to find caves and to report back to him as he kept a look out for any creatures that wish to destroy goblin kind which are numberous. He stayed with the goats until one by one the goblins came back with the newsBits was the first back reporting that he find a small cave, and by how he describe the "cave". It's more of just a hole in the wall rather than a cave fit for a goblin. Bits tells that the hole is big enough for 2 goblins high and 5 goblins across, and 2 goblins deep. A tight fit for sure, could fit the lot of you but too small if their are more goblins or supplies. Stone came back after walking around looking at the grass and at the sky, that he never found a cave as he forgot.Prot tells of creatures in a cave. He got closes to a cave and can see marking on the walls, drawings of dragons. His slight seeing was cut short when a pack of scaled creatures spook him off as he welding spears, leather armor and small shields. They shouted at him, in a unknown language as they ran him out.Urm came back last with a smug smile on his face. Looking down on Prot the only goblins smaller than him. Urm: "BIG CAVE. URM FOUND! CAVE HIDDEN"He tells of a cave that he found after going through a passage in the rock wall, it's big nice and hidden from the elements. He couldn't even tell how deep it goes as he listen to Gobson big words of just scouting the cave. He was smug that he found a cave worthy of living in and the others didn'tThe goblins themselves are getting uneasy being out in the sun without a nest to call a home.What do? Nest in what cave?>Hole in the wall (Bits)>Try to talk with scaled creatures cave? (Prot)>BIG CAVE (Urm)>Keep searching, will have to travel for day or more. (Further up mountain, Other side of mountain)>Write-In
>>4266117In my opinion , anything BUT the scale creatures.They are definitely kobolds and they will not share.We will fall in some trap if we enter
>>4266117>BIG CAVE (Urm)
>>4266117>>Keep searching, will have to travel for day or more. (Further up mountain, Other side of mountain)If this is a choice: >other side of mountain
>>4266125I think the opposite. We should go after the kobolds and spy on them, killing off whatever stragglers we can. They're the only race of people with equipment that can fit us and it'd be a good idea to steal that
>>4266117>>Try to talk with scaled creatures cave? (Prot)Big Cave is a trap. Mark my words.
>>4266143Supporting this. I also think we should use the hole in the wall a temporary base. The big cave is too fishy.
>>4266117>Hole in the wall (Bits)I don't trust Big cave with our rolls
>>4266153Good idea! Use the smaller base since nobody would expect anything to live in it, and then slowly wittle away at the kobolds, using them as a food source. It'd be 5v1 every time and they're just as shitty as we are!
>>4266143Kobolds can be in dens from 20 to 100...And they are very competent at setting traps...we are 5 goblins with stone spears.Wait till we have at least some metal weapons
>>4266125>Keep searching>>4266132>>4266145BIG CAVE (Urm)>>4266165>>4266154>>4266153>>4266158>Hole in the wall (Bits)>>4266151>Try to talk with scaled creatures cave? (Prot)Looks like our Goblins are going to live a hole in the wall. Calling and writing
>>4266176being realistic that huge cave can house anything ,and that is scary.Imagine looking up and seeing giant spider.or walking for a bit before you hear a ciclops snoring
The goblins waited for Gobson words, with his words they will soon find out where they will live. Urm was acting all smug until the choice was made by Gobson that the goblins are going to live in the cave Bits found.The goblins were neither pleased or angry at the choice seeing that any hole in the wall is better than being out in the open expoused to the sun. Urm on the otherhand took this as a inslut to his caving finding skills. He shallows our choice like a cold shot of goblin goo with distaste. He kept his mouth shut as Bits leads the way to the new nest for the goblins.After some walking it was evening and the cave was big enough to fit the goblins and the goats in the back. The goats themselves unable to get out without passing through the goblins in the cave. No fire was made as it wouldn't fit, but being so close together was enough for the naked goblins to be warm enough.With the sun making it's way done, their is still much to be done before a cave can become a nest. Week 2 Night Time>ResourcesNo FoodRocks, SticksSome Trees>Tools/weapons4 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)16 Wooden Spear (Shoddy Quality)>People1 Goblin *leader* (1W) (0A) (5HP) 4 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP) >Animals2 Loose female goats with reins (Uncaged need two goblins to be watched)Gives food for 2 goblins each day or half food for 4 goblins.What do? (Limit 2 action) (You could say 1 goblin make tools, and the 4 others jack off around the fire)>(Food) Gather some berries>Do something about the mountain goats (What?)>(Diplomacy) (What? Talk,trade,attack, etc...) with scaled creatures>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)>Give goblins jobs (Who/what?)>Write-inPic is the valley, with the steam.
>>4266225>Two goblins gather some berries>Gobson spies on scaled creatures
>>4266225>Give goblins jobs3 goblins gather berriesGobson and other make a pen for goats
>>4266225>>(Food) Gather some berriesMake a lean-to on our cave for more room.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>4266254>>4266272>Two goblins gather some berries>Gobson spies on scaled creatures>>4266264>>4266273>Give goblins jobs3 goblins gather berriesGobson and other make a pen for goats>>4266264>>(Food) Gather some berriesMake a lean-to on our cave for more room.Goblins are gathering berries. Are they going to spy on the scaly creatures or make a pen for the goats. Tie breaker1: Spying2: Pen for goats
Time for the goats to have a pen.>Roll me 1d100 Bo3
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4266330
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4266330
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4266330
>>4266338>>4266339>>4266346>91Gobson sends out Urm and Stone to go outside and hurt for some berries. They follow your command and go out ready to shake up some berries from the bushes. While you and the others figure out the problem of keeping the goats from running away. It'll free up two goblins from watching them or rapping them until they stop moving.Gobson comes up with a plan using the extra wooden spears. He uses a sharp rock and began cutting notches into the wood so that it fit together and before long the wood fence is made. Since the cave is too small the pen was built outside, the goats are eating the grasses outside and not broking through the pen so it's a wild success.Before long the other goblins come back, but without any berries. When you demand to know what happened to them, they spoke you they ate them because they were hungry. Also that it's cold at night and they can't carry berries back to feed the whole "Tribe". Rest of the night is spent sleeping as it grew too cold do anything else outside, when it was mid day it was time to get some work done.>Used 16 Wooden Spear (Shoddy Quality)Week 2 Day Time>ResourcesNo FoodShoddy PenRocks, SticksSome Trees>Tools/weapons5 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)>People (Hungry)1 Goblin *leader* (1W) (0A) (5HP)4 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP)>Animals2 Loose female goats with reinsGives food for 2 goblins each day or half food for 4 goblins.What do? (Limit 2 action) (You could say 1 goblin make tools, and the 4 others jack off around the fire)>(Food) Gather some berries>Do something about the mountain goats (What?)>(Diplomacy) (What? Talk,trade,attack, etc...) with scaled creatures>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)>Give goblins jobs (Who/what?)>Write-in
>>4266406>Write-inSpy on the scaled creatures and wait till one of them is alone so that we can kill them for food and equipment
>>4266406WE NEED FOODAll goblins>Kill mountain goatThen we smoke meat
>>4266406Make a fire pit outside of the cave.Hunt a mountain goat with Gobson, Bits, and Urm.
>>4266482I'll change my vote to this.
>>4266502comrade, why ;-;
>>4266418>Write-in that noone supported>>4266479Kill Goat eat meat>>4266482>>4266499>>4266502Make a fire pit outside of the cave.Hunt a mountain goat with Gobson, Bits, and Urm.>Roll me 1d100 Bo3
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4266515
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4266505We're hungry, and a goat is probably easier to take down.>>4266515
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4266515
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4266520fair enough, but the goats scare me due to the whole bridge troll thing>>4266515
Rolled 5 (1d20)GOBLIN STOMACHS ARE GROWLING. That means goblins need food, and food fast. The goblins had already sucked the goats dry of milk but that's not enough for all of them. They need more food. And food they will get, from the goats that roam the valley below. The goblins just need to sneak and just stab it until it's kill.Gobson tells Stone and Prot to get the fire ready as you'll be bringing goat meat on the table. You and the boys lift up your spears in the air and set out ready to deal with the wooly breasts that thought they'll have a peacefull life in your goblin. THE GOBLINS RULE THIS VALLEY.Time was spent stalking a mountain goat, one that is apart from the group eating by it's lonesome. It was just eating grass, that's when the goblins attacked Gobson sounded the charge and the goblins holler and hoot to the goat. Surprised at the attack it befall it.>cccccCombat!Goat gets -3 to the first round and can't attack. Next round is back to normal>2 rolls first serve one for defense one for attack3 Adult desitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5/5hp)VS1 pissed mountain goat Omega male (2W) (0A) (6/6hp)Roll me 1d20s
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>4266576
>>4266576btw, QM, you're doing a very good job with the drawings. They really make this quest feel a lot more fun and lively
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>4266606fek, forgot to roll
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>4266576
>>4266580>>4266612>>4266651I knew the goat would kill us
Rolled 7, 6 = 13 (2d20)>>4266580>>4266612>>4266651>1>8>8Vs>0:1>2 Damages Dealt >0 Damage TakenThe goblins attack with all their might, but Bits trips and doesn't get a stab in while the others are able to weakening the goat and getting it's blood to flow from the stab wounds. It don't back down and moves to charge at a goat aiming it's horns right at Urm.3 Adult desitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5/5hp)VS1 pissed goat Omega male (2W) (0A) (4/6hp)Need another set of rolls 2d20s. For attack and defend now. Crits get double damages
Rolled 10, 10 = 20 (2d20)>>4266675
Rolled 7, 9 = 16 (2d20)>>4266675
Rolled 13, 18 = 31 (2d20)>>4266675
Rolled 20, 14 = 34 (2d20)>>4266685>>4266686>>4266689>10:10>7:9>13:18Vs>7:6>3 Damge Dealt >0 Damage Taken Bits picked up his spear from the ground and took it as a chance to stab the goat. The other two followed right after as the beast struggled to keep fighting. All three goblins landed their blows. The once white Mountain goat was now covered with red blood. It only made the goblins holler and hoot as they knew the prey don't last.The goat feeling it's end coming at the hands of the green skins, fights back one more time with it's remaining strength. 3 Adult desitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5/5hp)VS1 pissed goat Omega male (2W) (0A) (1/6hp)>Need another set of rolls 2d20s.
Rolled 6, 20 = 26 (2d20)>>4266697
Rolled 9, 15 = 24 (2d20)>>4266697
Rolled 16, 19 = 35 (2d20)>>4266697
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>4266697>20Who gets CRIT Damage1 Bits2 Gobson3 Urm
>>4266704gobson, because we gotta lead by example
>6:20 Crit Block>9:15>16:19Vs>20:14 Crit Attack>1 Damge Dealt >0 Damage Taken Bits wasn't able to get a clean stab as the goat charge right to him. He was able to knock the Billy's goat chin with the wood end of his spear opening the beast to Urm who used it to strike the killing blow in the goat's neck ending it's life once and for all.With the goat killed the goblins holler and do a victory screech. Because the goblins have something to be happy about. No goblin was killed and now they have alot of meat. (130 Pound body) (85 useable pounds)They grab the goat back to the cave where Stone and Prot hop in joy of being able to eat tonight. With the fire cooking they cut pieces of the body and got eating. The eating was good, the last time they ate meat when fish were caught. Week 2 Night Time>Resources5 Days of Raw Meat (Will go bad before 5 days)Shoddy PenBerry BushesRocks, SticksSome Trees>Tools/weapons5 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)>People Still naked1 Goblin *leader* (1W) (0A) (5HP)4 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP)>Animals2 Loose female goats with reins (In Pen)Gives food for 2 goblins each day or half food for 4 goblins.What do? (Limit 2 action) >Scout (what?)>(Food) Gather some berries>Do something about the mountain goats (What?)>(Diplomacy) (What? Talk,trade,attack, etc...) with scaled creatures>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)>Research (What?)>Give goblins jobs (Who/what?)>Write-in
>>4266771Craft some spears out of the goats horns.Scout the Big cave we pasted up.That crit block for the save.
>>4266771>Smoke meat>Make rope with goat wool
>>4266771>Smoke meat>Listen and try to hear for dwarves
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>4266795>>4266825>>4266922>Smoke meatTie breaker1: Big Cave 2: Rope3: DwarvesRoll me 2d100 Bo3
Rolled 71, 9 = 80 (2d100)>>4266952
Rolled 47, 40 = 87 (2d100)>>4266952
Rolled 34, 98 = 132 (2d100)>>4266952
>>4267009>>4267052>>4267043>71, 98One of the goblins knew that the meat will soon become stale and will rot over time. So he gets to work cutting off the meat from the goat's bones and start smoking it over the fire using the goat's skin as a cover for the meat to get smoke. Now all the goblins got to do is just wait.There was another pressing matter to settle the noises that the goblins hear at night. Gobson gather up the goblins and are off trying to find the source of the sounds. They come across the big cave that Urm was talking about. They enter carefully and luckily Gobson was quick enough to avoid a slime from falling ontop his head. It was a dark blue color and rather large. Big enough to shallow a human whole. Gobson direct the goblins to avoid the slow moving slime and head deeper in the cave. Soon tunnels were found supported by wooden beans. The walls were rough and the wood wasn't from the surface. It was white in color and smelled like it was a mushroom. The ceiling was the same type of wood with metal bands on it reinforcing it. After some searching their was doors in the tunnel strongly built and made of stone. Their was a handle to pull but it didn't move even with all the goblins pulling and pushing on it. Locked it seems.The goblins kept up the search and found 2 abandoned pick axes (good quality) and some green rocks at the end of the tunnel. With the picks at hand they returned home, the slime was making it's way up one of the walls. Which the goblins avoided including it's slime trail that seems to affects the soil destroying it easing some of the rock which it.That slime seems like something the goblins don't want to mess with. Running back home before the sun is up they show off the pick axes (good quality) to Bits. They all holler and jump in joy for the loot they found. Who knows what use the pick axes will do.The goblins eat some of the non smoked food and go to sleep in a pile for warmth. Morning comes and with it another day to do goblin deeds. Week 2 Day Time>Resources4 Days of Smoked MeatShoddy PenRocks, SticksSome Trees>Tools/weapons5 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)>People Still naked1 Goblin *leader* (1W) (0A) (5HP)4 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP)>Animals2 Loose female goats with reins (In Pen)Gives food for 2 goblins each day or half food for 4 goblins.What do? (Limit 2 action) >(Food) Gather some berries>Mine (what?)>Do something about the mountain goats (What?)>(Diplomacy) (What? Talk,trade,attack, etc...) with scaled creatures>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)>Research>Give goblins jobs (Who/what?)>Write-in
>>4267101>>craft clothes from goat
>>4267101> Make clothes from goats> Send one gobbo to practice crafting with stones. Everything you make breaks too easy! > Send two gobbos to mine in the cave!> Send one gobbo to think about the deeper mysteries of the universe. If a wamen is raped in the woods by gobbo, does anyone hear it?
I was going to ask if there's rape when the word immediately appears in the third sentence. Solid quest, OP.>>4267144Seconding
>>4267101When next event?>Make clothes from wool and skin of goat>Bring smoked meat to scaled creatures and become friends
>>4267101>Craft goblin clothes>Try to find a lone kobold and rape him and steal his shit.Im thinking more gobs are deeper in the mountain so we need some proper gear.
>>4267130>>4267194>>4267144>>4267159>>4267162> Make clothes from goats>craft clothes from goat>Craft goblin clothes>>4267144>>4267159> Send one gobbo to practice crafting with stones. Everything you make breaks too easy!> Send two gobbos to mine in the cave!> Send one gobbo to think about the deeper mysteries of the universe. If a wamen is raped in the woods by gobbo, does anyone hear it?>>4267162>Bring smoked meat to scaled creatures and become friends>>4267194>Try to find a lone kobold and rape him and steal his shit.Crafting/Making clothes from goats is locked in. Time for one goblin to become a rock boy, and two a miner. While one thinks about rape.>Roll me 4d100 Bo3. One for clothes, one for rocks, one for mining, and last one for big think
Rolled 17, 70, 71, 41 = 199 (4d100)>>4267198
Rolled 49, 44, 91, 83 = 267 (4d100)>>4267198Can we roll twice since there's not many people around this time?
Rolled 57, 2, 61, 94 = 214 (4d100)>>4267198
>>4267215Yeah. I'll allow itWriting
Rolled 56, 35, 38, 87 = 216 (4d100)
>>4267207>>4267215>>4267219>>4267250>57, 70, 91, 94 Gobson has a plan, a plan to get the goblin tribe on the map. They just need some clothes first, with clothes they'll be able to survive outside the cave, when the colder days come, or higher up the mountain. One of the goblins get to work handling that, while you direct two other goblins to start making hole into a cave. Bits is off on his own picking up rocks and hitting them on other rocks. Once he got the rock in the shape he wanted, he used it to rape a stick. In the end he was able to get the sharp rock stuck on the stick. Now he made a axe based on what he saw the humans were using.The mining goes well increasing the size of the hole, but it's a slow process, only get a bit day by the end of the day. Enough work that 3 or 4 more goblins can fit into the cave now. With all the work being doen around him, Gobson got a big think. If wamen is raped in the woods by gobbo, does anyone hear it? Answer is yes, wamen hears her own screams, and gobbo has to hear screams until gobbo puts cock in her mouth hole. With the day ending and the night appearing, it was time for sleep once more. With morning comes another day of goblins being goblins. That is until Bits spots a saddled horse tied up to a tree. The large four legged creature is eating grass without a care in the world. That horse wasn't their before, and who's horse is anyone's guess. Week 2 Day Time>Resources3 Days of Smoked Meat4 loincloths (Shoddy Quality)Shoddy PenSharp rocksRocks, SticksSome Trees>Tools/weapons1 Stone Axe (Shoddy Quality) 5 Stone-tipped Spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)2 Iron Pickaxes (Good quality) >People Clothed1 Goblin *leader* (1W) (0A) (5HP)4 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP)>Animals2 Loose female goats with reins (In Pen)Gives food for 2 goblins each day or half food for 4 goblins.What do? (Limit 2 action) >(Food) Gather some berries>Mine (what?)>Figure out why the horse is their>Rape Horse>Do something about the mountain goats (What?)>(Diplomacy) (What? Talk,trade,attack, etc...) with scaled creatures>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)>Research>Give goblins jobs (Who/what?)>Write-in
>>4267254>Figure out why horse is there>Gobson gets axe. Gobson leader!!
>>4267258Why not use the pickaxe as a weapon?
>>4267254>Figure out why horse is there>(Food) Gather some berries
>>4267254>figure out why the horse is thereAlso, maybe try to tame it. Gobbos are small, so that horse could probably carry all of us at once. It'll be really useful for when we kidnap a kobold woman and then use her for breeding purposes
>>4267254> Make pitfall trap around horse. Cover with leaves and stuffs - hide and wait for owner to come back. You gunna getm
>>4267254>Give pickaxe weapons to Gobson and other goblin.>Search for owner of the horse and kill them if male>Rape horse and take back to cave
So guys what's the long term plan here? Rape kobolds? Keep raping animals? Get better gear? Make allies with the kobolds? Leave our shit cave here when we get enough food since their is no white wamen to rape?
>>4267302My goals is a big goblin tribe to rape the bearded small humans in their stupid forts.
>>4267302Get enough experience to lvl up. I wanna see what that does. We have 1/5 so far. Otherwise, get a female(s) so we can start populating our tribe. Get enough tech that we aren't as useless as normal gobbos
>>4267302Kobolds cannot be allies, their devotion to dragons will make then kill us for not praising the big lizards
>>4267318Kobolds cannot be allies because they aren't goblins. Maybe rape slaves, but definitely not allies
>>4267265Pickaxes, axes and pointy sticks yes yes!!>Gather all our weapons for the scouting.
>>4267318Yeah but hear me out, we can rape a dragon if we play our cards right
>>4267363We are not bard. We can't seduce a dragon... yet.
>>4267369No need for seduction, we just need enough gobs to maim and hold the big lizard down while we go to town
>>4267388A snuggle struggle will be difficult with creature of that size.Then again , it's a good motivation for Gobson to grow stronger
>>4267415Hobgoblin Gobson when?
>>4267425I wanted to make it more graphic but i don't want to get banned
>>4267254>Figure out why the horse is theirTell Urm and Bits to hide in the tree the horse is tied too.
>>4267285support, this is a genius idea
>>4267426add little censor bars
>>4267285Gobson has big think once again, I support
>>4267285What he said
>>4267258>>4267268>>4267272>Figure out why horse is there>>4267285>>4267457>>4267483>>4267503>>4267555> Make pitfall trap around horse. Cover with leaves and stuffs - hide and wait for owner to come back. You gunna getm>>4267268>(Food) Gather some berries>>4267289>Seduce horseTime for rolling>Roll me 1d100 Bo3 for the traps.>https://pastebin.com/WpcaY91nGobson/Urm/Bits has 3/5 EXP Prot and Stone have 1/5 EXP +2EXP from killing mountain Goat
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4267619
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4267619>>4267622fuck
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4267619
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4267619wait, shit, why didnt we rape the horse?!
Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>4267629vote kick from the tribe, this gob doesnt believe in the power of rape!
>>4267629Horses are supposed to be ridden
>>4267669Which type of riding are you talking about?
>>4267688>implying they can't be all done at the same time
>>4267623with theese rolls, the rider must be a woman
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>4267622>>4267623>>4267624>>4267625>91Something about that horse didn't sit well with Gobson. That horse could be part of something bigger, it could be a Humie scouting for goblins. Traps will be made around the horse that way when the dirty thieving humie comes back he fall in the hole. Goblin gather all the goblins and they were off, they kept a close eye on where the humie could be and a closer eye on the horse as it tails moved in the wind revealing that the horse was a female. If it wasn't for Gobson the other goblins would have ruined the trap ambush and rape the horse until they tired themselves out and kill by the Humie once he made his way back. Gobson smacked the goblins with the wooden end of the spear. They stopped in their overzealous nature but grew impatient.The horse itself didn't seem to like the presence of the goblins as it seems to become irritated and unhappy violently swishing its tail from side to side. Just fueling the goblins want to rape any female they laid their eyes on. They don't ruin the plan as Gobson has promise them rape for the day as long as they do their jobs.With the traps done some goblins stoke their cocks waiting for the humie to come back. And come back it did.It was a young human (Tan) with blond wavy hair smiling as he walks to his horse. He looked to be wearing a sturdy looking leather clothes, with a sword on his hip, a backpack on his back with two metal rods stripped to the side of the backpack. The surprise he will have once he falls into the trap. It wasn't long before the human stepped on a pit trap that the goblins had set up. Once triggered the goblins launched out of the bush they were hiding and attacked. He didn't have any time to understand why this was happening to him as the goblins rushed forth to strike down the human.>cccccCombat!Humans gets a -3 for the surprise round and goblins get +4 due to surrounding the human.5 Adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5/5hp)VS1 Human (Tan) male (2W) (1A) (8/8hp)Roll me 1d20s>>4267693Close
>>4267695The human should have 7/8 HP due to trap. And unable to flee due to trap.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>4267695
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>4267695
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>4267695
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>4267695
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>4267695
Rolled 1, 9 = 10 (2d20)>>4267704>>4267707>>4267709>>4267716>>4267722>11>23>14>20 CRIT Double Damage>7Vs>15>2 Damage Dealt >0 Damage Taken The human even while trapped is able to pull out his sword just in time to save himself blocking all the attacks save for Gobson. Gobson feinted his thrust pulled back and thrust again hitting the humans stomach. Pulling it out before the human blade is able to cut the spear in two. Even with the human surronded the other goblins can't get a clean hit on moving form. Now that the surprise of the ambush is over, the human fights back with all his might. Swinging his blade in a wide arc hoping to catch more than one goblin in the attack.>Human uses wide arc. Gets -3 to hit, able to hit up to 3 goblins at a time, if the goblins don't get out of the way of his blade.Goblins still have +45 Adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5/5hp)VS1 Human (Tan) male (3W) (1A) (5/8hp)Roll me 2d20s
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>4267736
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>4267736
Rolled 4, 18 = 22 (2d20)>>4267736
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>4267736
Rolled 6, 18 = 24 (2d20)>>4267736
Rolled 9, 17 = 26 (2d20)>>4267736
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>4267736>>4267745oops
Rolled 10, 17 = 27 (2d20)>>4267736Goblin can't read
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>4267736>>4267745
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>4267755i forgot what my id was
>>4267736prolly enough rolls already but ehh.Gotta get that Tanned Shota.>G in /gs/ stands for goblin
>12:10>8:18>23:6>22:9>13:17Vs>-2:9>4 Damage Dealt>0 Damage Taken 1 Human (Tan) male (0W) (1A) (1/8hp) (Passed out)Stupid Human can't handle the might of Goblin kind. All the goblins stab him but not Urm he missed and when swings his arm one of the goblins hits his hand disarming him of his sword. Victory! The goblins holler and screech, the human without a sword and with no means to escape passes out. Too much red left his body, now the goblins are meet with a free horse, and a human that will dead soonish. The goblins are getting rowdy as they eye the mare, if you were not leading them they would have jump up and fucked the horse until they couldn't no more.The humans breaths are low and shallow just passed out for the moment, still alive should he be raped, captured or killed right now. As for the horse it will make a great additional to the harem the amount of holes has increased greatly. Gobson would be hard pressed to stop the goblins from raping after a historical battle. >+1 sword (iron) (standard quality)Gobson weld sword?>Yes>No>OtherWhat do to horse?>Take the horse>Kill horse for meat>Left horse>Write-in What do with human?>Kill him and loot him>Treat wounds, and capture him may have information>Rape him until death and loot (Gay)>Left him after looting of course>Write-in
>>4267787>>OtherLet the others have the sword, if they don't rape the horse.>Take the horse>Treat wounds, and capture him may have informationHumies are never alone.
>>4267787>Gobson take sword >Take the horse>Treat wounds, and capture him for more informationHUMIE SLAVE
>>4267787can we communicate? If so, >Treat wounds, and capture him may have information
>>4267787>Gobson gets sword>Take horse>Treat wounds, and capture him may have information
>>4267797>can we communicate?Not with human words. But it's possible to learn human language.
>>4267787>>Yes>Take the horse>Treat wounds, and capture him may have information
>>4267787>>Rape him until death and loot (Gay)we might be goblins but at least we are not gay goblins man. what the hell bro>Treat wounds, and capture him may have information>Take the horseand GOBSON HAS SWORD(ddi we lvl up? )
>>4267787>Yes>Take the horse>Treat wounds, and capture him may have informationWe need to heat up blade with fire and close wounds using steam to clean wounds also. To keep him alive
>>4267876thats a lot of think for a gob
>>4267805Then the course is clear - Gobson the Cunnilinguist.also for the take or not the sword - take. You are the leader after all. That they even get food and victories should be charity enough for the tribe (for now at least).The horse is enough.
>>4267883>The horse is enough.for you
>>4267787>YesTHE IRON SWORD OF LEADERSHIP>Take the HorseGoblin wartank>Treat wounds, and capture him for informationalso, we can strip him nude just because we need that sweet oversized leather armor
>>4267900Careful how you talk to the future Goblin King. He conquers, so it is only natural he gets to divide the loot. And the horse is more than enough of a prize for his goblins.
>>4262591>You lay your used brain on a rockImmediately dead
>>4267787>Weld sword>Kill horse for meat>Kill him and loot him
>>4267876Burning is only necessary on deep wounds.For the smaller ones check is backpack for cloth or smelly ooze
Hey guys i have a idea...Humans will come searching for this smaller human. so we can take some of his cloth and make a trail to the kobold cave.then when the bigger humans come they will go and kill the kobolds for us
>>4267998holy shit you must be the smartest Gob alive
>>4267998We'd probably lose a lot of loot, but we'd get a better cave out of it. Nice idea.
>>4268014What if a big battle errupts? We could even get much better loot.
>>4267998THE GOBLIN GODS HAS BLESSED THIS GOBLIN WITH BRAIN POWER ABLE TO RIVAL THAT OF A HOBGOBLIN
>>4267998Fuck whatever I said. it's big brain time
>>4268041this is not something to do right now.but over the next few days.What we need to do is find a way to hide the horse if we keep it.The smell can be hidden with piss around out the area we live
>>4268046We probably shouldn't piss in too wide of an area, or we'll encroach upon the territory of some fucking dire mountain lion
>>4268058this.desu we first need to know what the runt was doing here in the first place.
>>4268075But that could take days, while laying a path to the kobolds at most 1 day.
>>4268091Is supposed to be combine and we are not dedicating a lot of effort.The reason that it worries me the smell is if they bring dogs to search for the human
>>4267793Let the others have the sword, if they don't rape the horse.>>4267794>>4267797>>4267798>>4267806>>4267873>>4267874>>4267876>>4267903>>4267946>Gobson gets sword>Take the horse>Treat wounds, and capture him may have information>>4267874>Rape him until death and loot (Gay)>>4267988>Kill horse for meat>Kill him and loot him>>4267998>>4268011>>4268014>>4268025>>4268041Goblin IdeaGot delayed doing stuff>Roll me 1d100 Bo3
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4268213
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4268213
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4268213
>>4268216>>4268219>>4268226small brain gob
>32Humie is not even a woman. Normally goblins would eat any human with dick between in his legs. But this one may hold some secrets that the goblins kind would need in the future. You word is law as the goblins don't deliver the death blow to him. Gobson orders Bits to tend to the man's wounds as the others take their deserved fun with the horse. You have more pressing matters like what is inside the human's backpack and in his pockets as you look for the loot.The human short sword was small enough for Gobson to handle and he deserved it after leading the goblins into a another victory. He dropped his spear and kept the sword in his hand. Looking through the human's pockets Gobson pulled out a key, a metal needle that was bent into a circle and a wooden figurine of a bear with a owl head on it. All useless crap until Gobson found the hidden coin sack and out comes 18 coins of metal looking brown color. With a human face with a crown stamped on it, and the other side is is a lion wearing a bell. You got money now, what it's worth you have no idea.Into the man's backpack was a 50 feet of rope, week of dry food, a water-skin, a sharpening stone, a lantern with flasks of oil in them. Flint and steel some bandages that you toss over to Bits to use. Outside the backpack was metal rods that are stripped to the backpack were in a L shape. Leaving the human to be treated you move on to the horse and look in it's saddle bags for some goodies. There was a shovel, a sleeping bag, and a sack of coins, many with different marking and age. All and all a good haul for not taking a deaths, and getting a brand *new* sword out of it. The goblins untie the horse and bring it back to the cave, as goblins do one goblin rape the horse on the way back, slowing the travel somewhat but not that much.Once back the goblins get to raping the three animals they have. Gobson check on the human that Bits been working on, he's dead. Seems like he lost too much red liquid to stay alive.LEVEL UP. Gobson, Bits, and Urm has leveled up Name and job they did the mostStr, Dex, Con, Int, Wis, Char are the abilities. You may add 1 point to the three goblins listed below. They will give you + to rolls and unlock certain techs or options if high enoughStr = Strong GoblinDex = Fast GoblinCon = Thick skin GoblinInt = Smart GoblinWis = Wise GoblinChar = Handsome GoblinGobson (Leader) Bits (Crafter, Fire Starter) Urm (Warrior)>How should the points be given?(Cont)
>>4268280>Nest None>Resources 3 Days of Smoked Meat 2 Days of rations 4 loincloths (Shoddy Quality)18 brown coins Shoddy Pen Sharp rocks Rocks, Sticks Some Trees50 feet of rope2 metal L rods >Tools/weapons 1 Stone Axe (Shoddy Quality) 5 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped) 2 Iron Pickaxes (Good Quality)1 Iron Shovel (Average Quality) 1 Iron Sword (Average Quality)1 Whet Stone >People Clothed 1 Goblin *leader* (3W) (0A) (5HP) 4 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP) >Animals 2 Female goats with reins (In Pen) 1 Female Horse with reins (Tied to Pen)Misc:Key, Metal needle that's a circle, wooden figurine of a bear with owl head. Sack of old coins, water-skin, Flint and steel, some used bandage, lantern with 3 flasks of oil.If I missed anything let me know What do? (Limit 2 action) >(Food) Gather some berries>Mine (what?)>Scout (Where?)>Do something about the mountain goats (What?)>(Diplomacy) (What? Talk,trade,attack, etc...) with scaled creatures>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)>Research>Give goblins jobs (Who/what?)>Write-in
>>4268280I think we should give Gobson charisma for now, so that he can be a charismatic leader. Bits will be our resident big brain Gobbo, in the respects of crafting and making sure that we're outfitted with only the best goblin tech. Urm shall be the strongest of the gobbos>>4268282You're forgetting the dead body of the guy who bled out, which should be food.We should redouble our efforts towards wagging war with the scaled menace by mining tunnels throughout the surrounding area which lead back into our little cave. Hopefully, it'll allow us to have the jump on the scalies and show them who the superior cave dwellers are in the future
>>4268282>>4268280>Gobson: IntHe has always been the big brained one anyways.>Bits: WisWisdom effects survival skills and the like, yes? If so we should give it to this guy so he can be a better fire starter and crafter.>Urm: StrHe's the warrior.>Scout (Where?)Scout out the big cave, see if it is safe and if it has any valuable resources.
>>4268280Gobson WisBits IntBits ConLearn to ride horse.Learn to lasso.
>>4268280Gobson +1 CharismaBits +1 intelligentUrm +1 StrengthQM if we get enough Charisma will we look less like a rape goblin and blend in as a green tainted elf?>>4268282>Smoke human>Make leather armor from human clothes
>>4268337Supporting. Though we should leave Bits behind just to have someone guarding the cave.
>>4268337>>4268344We have no contact with any other races besides the kobalds, and even if we did we don't have the ability to speak to them. On top of this, we're goblins who only desire to rape women of different races. I'd imagine most people despise us to the point where a couple of charisma points wouldn't even do that much.Why are we leveling charisma again?
>>4268344Charisma helps you lead more goblins. If you can find them or make more. As for looking to blend in you're going to get magic, since you still are a goblin afterall.
>>4268337Support.Long as we don't go for a magic build.
>>4268348Changing my vote to this >>4268344
>CountingUrms gets Strength >>4268323>>4268344>>4268406>Gobson Char>>4268337>>4268404>>4268459>Gobson: Int>>4268343>Gobson Wis>>4268323>>4268343>>4268344>>4268406>Bits: Int>>4268337>>4268404>>4268459>Bits: WisHere a runoff vote. Since it's kind of important to future of goblin tribe>Gobson Int or Gobson Char>Bits: Int or Bits: Wis>Roll me 1d100 Bo3 Bits or other stay behind to watch horse?>Bits>Other (Who?)
>>4268337Support, as long as we DONT go for a magic build, as magic is fucking gey.We live my the rape and the raping, not fake magic dicks that do the raping for us.
>>4268466Actually. I'll change> Gobsom: Charisma> Bits: IntelligenceIt occurs to me that while we might be smart, we need to be good enough at talking to actually lead our tribe. Start delegating Bits to making more inventions. Plus, crafting and stuff seems more like an Intelligence thing than a Wisdom one
>>4268466honestly, wisdom seems like a better stat for crafting anyways. For the joke of it, lets stick to being big brained
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4268466Both intelligentWe need a second hand when we got to lead a goblin raiding party
>>4268482Wisdom is usually more to do with common sense and shit. I'd think it's more about survival skills. Intelligence meanwhile is linked to using your brain, so I assume making shit falls under that, like crafting.
>>4268466>Gobson Char>Bits: IntWe still smart, but we've been leading smartly. Hence lets get some silver tongue.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4268466We be IntBits be wisdom
>>4268466>Gobson Char>Bit Int
>>4268521lets go with this. The hell do we need charisma for?! we aren't doing diplomacy any time soon
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4268466Staying with:>Gobson: Int>Bits: WisI can see us leveling charisma on Gobson if we get more people in the tribe, but at the current moment I just don't really see a point.>Bits stays behind
>>4268470>>4268521>>4268521>>4268490>>4268555Gobson Int >>4268476>>4268519>>4268536Gobson Char>>4268476>>4268519>>4268536>>4268490Bits: IntAlright. I'm going to call it. Both Gobson and Bits are going to have a point in Int. Writing
Guys we could mine the Green rock it's a ore of copper.
>93Gobson get to the cave and relax over the fire. But the relaxing is short-lived, as three of the goblins double over in pain. Gobson grabs hold of his head as the sights around the cave darken. The pain was spreading from the back of his head all over his entire brain. Even with open eyes he couldn't see as the pain was too much to bear. Darkness takes you and you wake up feeling/thinking different. Your mind normally haunted with the thoughts of RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE had lower in volume. The act of raping seems to be less of a priority as your are able to think words in your mind. It seems like it takes less effort to resist your goblin nature of raping every female in slight. Which came just in time as your dreams were nonstop rape. Once up you check on the other goblins, Bits rubs his head and dismisses you that it's nothing.Bits: "Me Good."This is odd, Bits never say more than one word at a time, now he's speaking two. You dismiss it, you may have misheard him, looking over Urm you notice he got a hand bigger than the others. Even bigger than Stone who was the biggest goblin of the tribe. His arms are solid, his arms and legs tone. Your time looking over the goblins was cut short when a hungry you never felt hits you hard and fast. Not just you but Bits and Urm as well, and soon the three of you are eating enough food for whole tribe.With the hungry taken care of you gather up the goblins and set off to scout of the big cave. You feel more in control of your body as you lead the goblins to the cave. Urm had to be dragged as he entered a rape rage. Even with his tone arms and legs he doesn't handle three goblins on his own. Bits was off behind he wanted to try something new that he just thought of. With that the goblins were off to the big cave, the slime was still in the ceiling it was just the act of going over that the goblins easily got through to the tunnels.With the pickaxes with them they move down the tunnels looking for anything worth finding. Time was spent trying to open the breaded human doors without success, using the pickaxes is a idea but that may bring a large dwarf force down on the goblins. So they kept up their search, finding a light up ahead another exist to the outside? Walking through the tunnel it opened up to a cavern the light was a hole in roof with water falling through it. Water is falling through the hole in the roof down a cut and polished hole that perfectly fits the water. Seems likes the doing of the breaded humans, the cut on the ground seems big enough for a goblin to fit through. Placing a ear next to the hole let you hear the sound of the rushing water and also the sounds of bread humans talking, drinking. If you had a rope you could make your way in, you lead the goblins out after they mine a bit of the green rock on the wall. Going past the slime they return back to the cave where Bits made another stone axe.(Cont)
>>4268826>NestNone>Resources2 Days of Smoked Meat2 Days of rations4 loincloths (Shoddy Quality)18 brown coinsShoddy PenSharp rocksRocks, SticksSome Trees50 feet of ropeSleeping Mat2 metal L rodsOne Human body>Tools/weapons2 Stone Axe (Shoddy Quality)5 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)2 Iron Pickaxes (Good Quality)1 Iron Shovel (Average Quality)1 Iron Sword (Average Quality)1 Whet Stone>PeopleClothed1 Goblin *leader* (3W) (0A) (5HP)4 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP)>Animals2 Female goats with reins (In Pen)1 Female Horse with reins (Tied to Pen)Misc:Key, Metal needle that's a circle, wooden figurine of a bear with owl head. Sack of old coins, water-skin, Flint and steel, some used bandage, lantern with 3 flasks of oil.Week 3 Day timeWhat do? (Limit 2 action)>(Food) Gather some berries>Mine (what?)>Scout (Where?)>Do something about the mountain goats (What?)>(Diplomacy) (What? Talk,trade,attack, etc...) with scaled creatures>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)>Research>Give goblins jobs (Who/what?)>Write-inWhat do? (Limit 2 action) >(Food) Gather some berries>Mine (what?)>Do something about the mountain goats (What?)>(Diplomacy) (What? Talk,trade,attack, etc...) with scaled creatures>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)>Research>Scout>Give goblins jobs (Who/what?)>Write-in
>>4268836Hunt another goat with Gobson, Stone, and Urm.Smoke human meat.
>>4268836Shouldn't our W output be more than 1 for Urm?
>>4268875Supporting this but with Prot instead of Urm. He needs the xp.
>>4268900>Shouldn't our W output be more than 1 for Urm?It should. Urm should be 2W, since strength gives him that +1 attack power, while Gobson has the sword which is better quality than the stone spear (Shoddy Quality)
>>4268836> Make a shrine. Pray to your new (and possibly made up, but you'll never tell) Goblin God.
>>4268836>Hunt mountain goatStone, Gobson, and Prot>Bits smoke meat>Urm fishes
>>4268875>Hunt another goat with Gobson, Stone, and Urm.>Smoke human meat.>>4268910>>4268957>Hunt another goat with Gobson, Stone, and Prot.>Smoke human meat.>>4268950> Make a shrine>Roll me 1d100 Bo3
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4268994
>>4268996I really hope this is a good 100.
>>4269002Considering we're building a Shrine? I'm hoping we just got a Gobbo Deity
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4268994Kinda pointless but here
>>4268994>>4269012Is it too late to swap my vote to the shrine? Because gobbo god would be great.
>>4269029>>4269023>>4269012Sure, since it's a Nat 100
>100Gobson notices that with the human dead the body has no need for it's flesh on it's bones. That it can be smoked and will give the tribe enough food for days to come. Bits get to work setting up a butchering rack, with the rope and a tree. And soon enough he is able to free the corpse of it's blood. As Bits gets cooking, you look over the food reserves, they'll only last 4 more days before more is needed.He gets Prot, and Stone to join him on a little hunting trip. A trip in which Gobson can try out his new blade. The trip however didn't happen, as soon as the human meat was smoking something strange happen. The smoke isn't lifting up and disappearing into the air, it's forming into something, getting dark and making itself into a shape of a goblin. Soon the goblin smoke is next to a wolf. All the goblins stare at the dark smoke clouds waiting for what's to come.Maglum: "Greeting, it is I. Maglum the goblin. Bow down to me if you value your lives." The goblins do as commanded as it's a goblin god. He gave a nod of approval. And resumed speaking. Maglum: "Be that human flesh I smoke. Best bring it forth to my bitch." He said and clap the wolf looking smoke cloud in the ass and it howl happily.The other goblins seemed to not know who Maglum is, but you know a bit from one of the elders. He's the first goblin to rape tame a wolf, something like that. Bits does as he commanded and the smoke clouds gets it in it's mouth and eats it. For that he gives his wolf a pat on the head.Maglum: "From this day forth, you will feel the strength of Maglum. He can provide and take away. As a token of good will." With his words came a bow with markings on it. Gobson stepped forth and grab it from the smoke cloud it was on. To the left and right of the hand hold was a drawing of goblin the other of a wolf. Once taken the smoke cloud disappeared in a puff. Maglum: "Consider this a gift goblins. I am pleased at you progress but disappointed on your choice of animal. They are lower creatures not fit for a dicking. Put right the miss deeds and you will have more aid."And with that he was gone. The goblins were stunned, and started to talk within themselves before he come back once again.Maglum: "Erect me a shrine, and I may hear you call if the offering is to my liking."And with that he was gone for good now. Now you remember who Maglum is, he's a minor god of the goblin pantheon only canine fuckers worship him. He grows displeased at goblins not fucking canines and reward those that do. He is say to help those on a hunt for canines. The goblins themselves don't believe that a god would visit a small goblin tribe. They holler and hoot for the good luck they have been given by the gods.(Cont)
>>4269139Gobson couldn't stop the goblins as they rushed to build a shrine worthy for Maglum the beast master. They got all the rocks they can carry, and started smashing them together to form a stone shrine of Maglum and his wolf. You looked at the bow in your hands and thought you saw Maglum's marking winked at you.+1 Maglum's Bow (Good Quality) No arrows+1 Shrine to Maglum+4 Days of Smoked Meat (Human)The shit we have is getting long https://pastebin.com/WpcaY91nWeek 3.1 NightWhat do? (Limit 2 action)>(Food) Gather some berries>Mine (what?)>Scout (Where?)>Offering to the gods (Maglum or other?)>Do something about the mountain goats (What?)>(Diplomacy) (What? Talk,trade,attack, etc...) with scaled creatures>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)>Research>Give goblins jobs (Who/what?)>Write-in
>>4269139>>4269141 missed opportunity at calling him Legobb Russ AlsoI vote for scouting the kobolds. We hadn't have time for it yet, and we need to know what those fuckers are doing.
>>4269141> Go find some wolves? Good for taming and pelts.> Try and make more bows, copying frim Maglum's
>>4269147Kobolds may be disgusting but they're humanoid enough to he bred by Gobbos I bet... it would probably be smart to deal with them and take the women
>>4269141>Determine if female animals are pregnant>Send Bits and Urm on a raiding mission. Arm Bits with pickaxe and Urm with sword. Back to human village and steal human females
>>4269141>Have Bits make some arrows>The rest hunt for wolves
We can always go on a raiding mision on the dwarfs.We have the rope to go up the hole in the ceiling.Or we can prepare the cloth trail to the Kobold nest. The human is dead so no need to hide the scent of blood.
>>4269141>equip the clothes and use the rope to make belts.> The stongest one is a miner.> one guards the cave and the others go scavanging for resources.
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>4269147Scout Kobolds>>4269149> Go find some wolves? Good for taming and pelts.> Try and make more bows, copying frim Maglum's>>4269163>Determine if female animals are pregnant>Send Bits and Urm on a raiding mission. Arm Bits with pickaxe and Urm with sword. Back to human village and steal human females>>4269170>Have Bits make some arrows>The rest hunt for wolves>>4269199>equip the clothes and use the rope to make belts.> The stongest one is a miner.> one guards the cave and the others go scavanging for resources.Tie Breaker1 Scout Kobolds, 2 Make Bows, 3 Determine if pregnant, 4 Raiding mission, 5 make arrows, 6 Scavenge for resourcesNeed rolls>Roll me 2d100 Bo3
Rolled 39, 90 = 129 (2d100)>>4269204
>>4269151>kobolds might be disgustingTheir wamen tho, think about the rape
>>4269211>sorry but not sorry for censorship.
Rolled 29, 77 = 106 (2d100)>>4269204also forgot to roll
Rolled 64, 25 = 89 (2d100)>>4269204
>64, 90Gobson has the big big think. Hunt for the wolves and Maglum will give you more free stuff and Maglum loves wolves so just find them. Gobson gather up the goblins and sets out looking for the wolves, they just have to find them first. Bits stays behind watching the horse and cave. So Gobson had a big think, wolves eat meat, and their is lots of meat in the mountain valley, they just have a thick woolen hide. But since they didn't hear any howling close by they scouted out to find some wolves. It took some hours before howling can be heard and quickly followed by the goblins. When they see six wolves taking down and killing a adult mountain goat. Gobson had a big think and had the goblins cover themselves with mud to cover up their smell as they watch the wolves for very far away. So far in fact that the wolves can't smell them, a good thing and a bad thing since the wolves would be able to spot the goblins if they try to get closer. What do?>6 Vs 4 Goblins I like those odds>Tame them somehow (How?)>Follow them back to their den>Write-in
>>4269211>>4269218For you anons
>>4269243>Follow them back to their denSeems like the safest option, find where they live and break and tame them one by one as we pick them off.
>>4269243> Make some sacks and ropes to lasso the wolves> Follow them to their den
>>4269250thank you comrade
>>4269243>Follow them to their den
>>4269264>>4269260>>4269257>>4269253> Follow them to their denNeed 4d20s Bo3 to keep up
>>4269250that is goblin High Culture
Rolled 20, 17, 7, 20 = 64 (4d20)>>4269272
Rolled 9, 14, 17, 13 = 53 (4d20)>>4269272
Rolled 20, 2, 15, 8 = 45 (4d20)
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4269277>>4269279>>4269288>20, 17, 17, 20Gobson and the boys head out. They follow the wolves drag the corpse away with them. After a long 12 hours of hiking and sneaking out of sight they see the wolve's den. Gobson and the others lay low, watching as the inital count of 6 is more like 8+ wolves. They have to make a choice of what to do now. >8+ Vs 4 Goblins I like those odds>Go back home>Write-inWhile you're doing things, Bits is all alone for a whole day. Rolling for what he gets up to while he's not under the watch of Gobson or the others.
>>4269299>8+ in den>6 on the hunt>2+ left in den during hunts>2+ vs 4 gob>???>PROF- RAPE!that said we should probably get back, the wolves won't be out of food for a while, so they'll stay at then for probably couple days.Let's get back and scout the kobolds
>>4269299Go home and scout the koboldsKobold sex slaves when?
>>4269314When we get a druid goblin we can surely domesticate the wolfs.The other option is building pit traps and starving them a little so the can be brive with food.
>>4269299> Wait for wolves to go out on hunt again. When they leave capture the +2 inside.> Pray to God for assistance!
>>4269299>93What the fuck is Bits doing?
>>4269335learning to ride the horse
>>4269335Stopped Trip because I'm falling asleep. Next time I figured out what Bits does. See you in a few hours
>>4269337good night QM
>>4269337good night, may you dream a goblin's dream
Rolled 8 (1d8)>>4269303>>4269314>we should probably get back>>4269331Wait days for wolves to go out on a hunt again>>4269326building pit traps and starving them a little so the can be brive with food.Calling and writing. Rolling to see what did Bits do while every goblin has been away.
Gobson knows the wolves will have to go on a hunt sooner or later. But for now they can't face their numbers. The wolves are eating alot of the goat's meat and once done eating they rest in the den and come back for more. They would last for days alone on that goat, and as such their is no point in waiting for the wolves to hunt again. Gobson orders the retest back home, which is followed without much resisting. Save for Urm who's lust of rape isn't satisfy.Gobson: "Urm can rape at nest."Gobson is able to think of something to stop Urm from abandoning the group. It halts Urm's feet feet, and he rejoins the goblins back to the nest without any additional problems. The way back was uneventful, allowing Gobson to think about Urm and the other goblins. Mainly on how Urm was more easier to control before he grew in size and strength, and now you have to bait him with promises so he doesn't go off on his own raping anything he sees.Once back Gobson noticed something that the other didn't. They were too busy cutting loose and relaxing on the animals present to care much at all. Bits is missing, next to the fireplace was a stone flat, looking it over you knew it was Bits he's the goblin that like to draw. With night upon you and your goblin kind, you think of what to do. You still have the plan to scout the scaly creatures, but by Bits message would he need help? >Scout the Scaly creatures, Bits will be alright (Scout Kobolds) >Bits is missing we need to find HIM (Find Bits)>Let's scout something else (what?)
>>4269610>>Bits is missing we need to find HIM (Find Bits)
>>4269610I hope some big brained gobbo can decipher this message.>>Bits is missing we need to find HIM (Find Bits)
>>4269610>Bits is missing we need to find HIM (Find Bits)
>>4269626GOBRATOAN>>4269610>>Bits is missing we need to find HIM (Find Bits)
>>4269610>Bits is missing we need to find HIM (Find Bits)Gobbo strong together.
>>4269620>>4269626>>4269627>>4269628>>4269633>>4269635>Bits is missing we need to find HIM (Find Bits)The message can't be ignored Bits may need help. If he bites the dust that leaves you with one less loyal goblin. He big brain like you and the big brained gobbos got to stick together.Search party>Everyone>Leave someone to guard the horse/goats (Which one)>Roll me 1d100 Bo3 for search roll
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4269647
>>4269610>>4269626>now i see the picseriously though, it looks like he witnessed a battle (presumably either kobolds or other goblins) & chase after some other creature(a human?) so he decided to go to their cave to do ???
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4269647>leave Prot
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4269647>EveryoneWe can get a horse again, but our goblins are not so easy replaceable.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4269656support
>>4269610We are totally not getting railroaded.>Of course we have to find Bits.
You yell at the goblins around you, they stop what they are doing and gather around looking at the stone tablet that is drawn with chalk, blood, and soot. You use your big gobbo brain to explain what is happening, in the drawing. Gobson: "Bits took stabbie to nest with fire. Bits has goblins and is killed by Humie."You were able to decipher the message as clear as day, and none of the others question the logic, how Bits knew he was going to be killed didn't matter. What mattered is that Bits needs help, help is what he'll get.Gobson: "We find Bits!"With that the crowd of goblins hoot and holler in support. Urm was calmed down as well after having his raping with the horse. They set off, searching for where Bits may of gone, next to the nest was a sticks placed in a arrow sharp. Must by the handwork of Bits, with a clue found the goblins headed to the direction the sticks pointed.After a bit of walking the smoke that BIts saw can be seem, Gobson and the others race to it. Hoping they make it in time to save Bits from the fate he knew he was going to face. Rushing in the small cave the goblins saw Bits talking with the goblins that were jacking off around the fire. The thought of which is depressing as you and your tribe where in the same position not long ago.Bits: "MILKERS, Goat nice and soft, Horse big and strong! Gobson leader." Was what you heard as you enter the cave, once seeing your group of goblins the new goblins ran up to your party. They bowed to the ground in front of Urm and repeated your name. Bits smile turns frown as the new goblins lay their praise to Urm. New Goblins; "Gobson! Gobson!"Your brain gets a thinking and it seems like these goblins think Urm is you, just because he's taller and stronger doesn't makes him the leader. Urm is undermining your role as leader. If this isn't stopped it could lead to a split of the tribe, as you seem with your old nest.What do?>(Fight) Goblins only understand strength (Duel Urm)>(Talk) Goblins making easy mistake, Gobson is you, Urm is not leader >(Punished) Goblins need to be taught a lesson (Have Urm beat up goblins)>Write-inQuestions?
>>4269751>>(Punished) Goblins need to be taught a lesson (Have Urm beat up goblins)Next time they should be less stupid.
>>4269751>>(Punished) Goblins need to be taught a lesson (Have Urm beat up goblins)
>>4269751>write-inGoblins are known for following the biggest asshole, so lets bitch slap them each with the flat of the sword of leadership!
>>4269751>>(Punished) Goblins need to be taught a lesson (Have Urm beat up goblins)how many gobs is in cave ?
>>42697811 Gob in Cave, and that's Bits. The two new goblins are right in front of your group, bowing down to Urm. The goblin with a spear with 3 points.
>>4269751>(Punished) Goblins need to be taught a lesson (Have Urm beat up goblins)also>questionswill we (or does gobson even know how this works) evolve into further versions of greenskins after presumably leveling out of goblin?
>>4269793what manga is that
>>4269799Ride-on king (aka Putin Isekai)Good shit.
>>4269793>(does gobson even know how this works) Since Gobson and Bits both got increase in Int they both increase their memory pools. Meaning they can recall things seem or heard in the past. Gobson had seem Urm grow in size and get stronger. Which jogs his memory a bit, but it's something that really wasn't put into much thought. >evolve into further versions of greenskins after presumably leveling out of goblin?I'm still thinking about this
>>4269793>>4269781>>4269770>>4269764>(Punished) Goblins need to be taught a lesson (Have Urm beat up goblins)>>4269774>Goblins are known for following the biggest asshole, so lets bitch slap them each with the flat of the sword of leadership!>Roll me 1d100 Bo2 for Urm to do you bidding
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4269826
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4269826
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4269814good good, there's still time for details. was asking more from curiosity at this point.>>4269826we'll need to assert dominance over urm at this rate...
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4269826
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4269836>>4269871By maglum
>>4269826>79Gobson: "Urm beat up new gobs. GOBSON BE ME." With these words Urm the brute, let go of his spear as it falls harmlessly to the ground. The other two goblins don't fall harmlessly as Urm knock some sense into their rape filled brains. They soon get the idea as you call of Urm who grunt in response. They get on their knees and bow to you, and not Urm. They see you are the true leader and ask to be let in the tribe, which you accept as they will just boost the numbers of greens in the nest.After the situation is taken care of, you go on over to Bits with the tablet and ask what he means by the drawings. Looking over his spear you see the bottom tip of it, is the color red.Bits gives you the ran down, Bits is the goblin shown on the tablet, he saw a cave in the mountains with smoke coming from it. He went on a scouting mission alone, to see if it was more of the goblin kind. He also thought that it could be humans or other creatures making the cave their nest, so he drew himself dying as a possible future for him. The future he found himself in was one with finding goblins and returning back to the nest with them. He asks you what did you think the drawing meant. You don't tell him the truth that you had the wrong idea completely and just tell him to improve his drawing skills. Once back home you notice that all the animals are still as you left them. Noone was taken them or rape them. At the slight of females the new goblins launch themselves to them. You let them have their fun as it was one of Bits selling points. The others join in on the fun the only ones that don't partake in it are Bits and yourself. Giving you time to think, but the thoughts were cut short when Bits bows down and present you a crown. Made of stripe of leather with sticks and leaves. In the center is the human key.+2 adult destitute goblins (1/2W) (0A) (4/5HP)>Equip Pickaxes (2W Base) to goblins (Who?)>Make new spears for new goblins?>Equip new goblins with Stone axes>OtherWear Crown>Yes>No>Other>NestNone>Resources2 Days of Smoked Meat2 Days of rations2 Days of Smoked Meat (Human)4 loincloths (Shoddy Quality)Due to 2 new goblins the amount left is reduce to 6 days from 8. Week 3.1 DayWhat do? (Limit 2 action)>(Food) Gather some berries>Mine (what?)>Scout (Where?)>Offering to the gods (Maglum or other?)>Do something about the mountain goats (What?)>(Diplomacy) (What? Talk,trade,attack, etc...) with scaled creatures>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)>Research>Give goblins jobs (Who/what?)>Write-in>>4269836>>4269871Nice Roll Dubs
>>4269890>>Make new spears for new goblins?>>No>>Scout (Where?)Scaled creatures hole. See how many live there and stay undercover.
>>4269890>>Equip new goblins with Stone axes>Yes>Scout (Where?)Lizard cave>Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)Have everyone start trying to make new wooden spears, so we can attack the lizards next.
>>4269890>show them how to make new equipment.>Of course wear the crown.>Give goblins jobs.>Gobson does a big think>The 2 newbies mine (they need to get stronger).> Urm Guards the cave (since he'll rape anything if he leaves).>The rest scout.
>>4269890> Make new spears> Yes> Mine that green ore shit> Research a Forge.
>>4269902>>4269909>>4269913>>4269927>Crown>>4269900>No Crown>>4269900>>4269902>>4269913>Make new spears>>4269909>>4269913>show them how to make new equipment.>>4269913> Mine that green ore shit>>4269913> Research a Forge>>4269902>>4269900>>4269909>>4269927Scouting>>4269940Thank you for the supportLooks like the goblins are making new spears for the new guys, wearing the crown, and scouting the Scaly creatures. >Roll me 2d100s Bo3
Rolled 89, 22 = 111 (2d100)>>4269997
Rolled 12, 12 = 24 (2d100)>>4269997
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4269997100, 100
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4269997>>4270014forgot to roll a second dice
>>4269997>thank you for the supportno sooner had I realised I didn't reply to the correct post than reading this...You're welcome though
>>4270008>>4270009>>4270014>>4270019>89, 23>Roll me 1d20s. Going to need 4 rolls DC 10
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>4270039DC 10 are ez
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>4270039
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>4270039
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>4270039
Rolled 2 (1d4)Don't mind me
Something had to done and it should be done. You grab forth the crown and placed it on your head. Soon you felt the power of the gob gods running through your veins. The goblin stop the raping and pay you the respect you deserve. Once that is done, you gather up your craft's goblin Bits. He order him to craft more spears and the rest of the goblins will lend a hand including Urm who will be gathering suitable branches from tree using a stone axe to get them. Before long a pile of sticks and rocks were ready to be made into proper goblin spears. As Bits explain his process, you feel like you're getting the hang of it. Making a spear of the same quality as his. In the time it takes you to make one he already had made 2. With the rest of the goblins making at least one each some made 2. Bits speaks with you and recommend that the better spears be given to the original crew. And the new goblins get worst off spears (Shoddy Quality). Give Stone-tipped spears (Poor Quality) to original goblins >Yes>NoWith that taken care of, your new order of business was to scout out the cave of those Scaly fuck. They're living in prime cave territory while you goblins have a small hole in the wall. That can barley fit 10 goblins in it without a fireplace. You adjust the crown on your head and lead the goblin party onward. Leaving behind the new girls to rest up the wounds and Urm as he'll run in the cave and rape before checking for traps.The trip was short as the caves were in viewing distance from each other. You gather up the goblins and watch from a distance the hole in the wall. Where you can make out the drawings on the wall. They look like crudely made dragons and small two legged creatures.As you hide behind this bush you noticed that it's a berry bush, picked clean and it can't be your doing. That means that these scaly creatures do get out of their cave. With a few hours without anything happening you choose to gather up your group and head in for a closer look.The closer look was cut short as a hail of rocks came your way. Lucky the creatures in the cave don't know how to aim. Bits didn't share the same thought as he was clocked in the head with a flat stone. Knowing when to retreat, you and the others grab Bits and took off behind the bush for cover. You don't know their numbers but you can see the eyes in the cave.>Goblin Forces1 Goblin Swordman (3W) (0A) (5/5hp)2 Destitute Goblins (1W) (0A) (5/5hp)1 Bits Craftman Goblin (1W) (0A) (3/5hp)>Enemy UnknownWhat do?>RUN AWAY Live to fight another day (Retreat)>??? Vs 4 Goblins I like those odds (Fight)>Be a bitch (Surrender) >Other
>>4270190>RUN AWAY Live to fight another day (Retreat)get more gobs and come back
>>4270190> Yes> Start pelting them with wooden spears - better than puny rocks.> Have Bits start a small fire, light a stick and begin torching the outside of their cave. Gonna smoke em out
>>4270190>Yes>Organized retreat, run and lob spears back, hopefully injuring whatever is coming after us.
>>4270190>yes>??? Vs 4 Goblins I like those odds (Fight)they are throwing rocks instead of going ou and chasing you with those swords. might mean the non-combatants are left.Divide and conquer.
>>4270190>Yes>Try to parley>Gobson comes out alone and demands to speak with someone in charge
>>4270190>>Yes>RUN AWAY Live to fight another day (Retreat)
>>4270206+1Kobolds don't see well when there's too much light.This should give us a edge in confronting them
>>4270206I mean do we have even wooden spears? If yes, do this.
>>4270202>>4270236>>4270243>>4270240>RUN AWAY Live to fight another day (Retreat)or no fight>>4270238>>4270206>>4270251>>4270264Fight Well looks like it's a tie between the anons. If they should not fight at all, or they should fight and starting to start a fire outside the cave in range of stone. If anons choose to fight, I'll put more more options. >Organized retreat>Fight
>>4270279Ill switch to fight>>4270243
>>4270279fight.supporting the cunning stratagem with smoke by >>4270206
>>4270190>YesWe need to take care of our original gobbros>RUN AWAY Live to fight another day (Retreat)We have both big brains with us and can't risk them on some lizards, especially when we can breed/gather more gobbros and overwhelm them later.
>>4270279I still think >>4270337
Alright our goblins are going to fight the Scaly creatures. Gobson has a big think of how to get them back for hitting Bits in the head with the rock. The goblins first get behind a boulder and out of range from the rocks. Bits takes off his loincloth and wraps it around his damaged head.Gobson is stuck by a genius plan, as he see the ground with surface pebbles and rocks as they lay around. Gobson's Plans>Go back home and gather up all the goblins and attack (Lob spears if they try to follow)>Set traps, when scaly creatures come out to gather they get hurt>Lob spears and charge in>Gather firewood, place bark/leaves on it and smoke out the scaly creatures Gobson INT Stat (Dangerous have to get within range of stones tossers)Bits INT Stat (Can't they just go outside the cave and put out the fire)>Wait for them outside and attack them >Find another way inside the cave and get the drop on them>Other
>>4270362> Set traps May as well. Plus I wanna capture all the wamen alive so this will help that
>>4270362>>OtherHave Bits go back to the cave and get the rest of the goblins and spears, and hang outside keep them from leaving somehow. Maybe traps.
>>4270369Make vietnamese trapsAKA. Hole with sharp stick and someone defecates over the sharp part so the infection kills the man
>>4270362>Set traps and head homeAre the kobolds leaving the cave at all
>>4270369>>4270376>>4270387>>4270391>>4270413Trapping timeAfter setting the traps>Return home>Stay (How long?)>Other>Roll me 1d100 Bo3
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4270421Gobson, Urm , and four randos stay prepped for an ambush while Bits and the rest go home to watch the goats
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4270421>All return home
Rolled 2, 61, 8 = 71 (3d100)While that is happening, I'll be rolling for the kobolds.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4270421
If the scaly creatures are not going to fight, then some traps are in order. You order Bits to go home, he can't help in the fight with that head wound of his. He happily takes the chance to leave, you was commanded to gets the others here to help with the traps. Bits leaves and without him Gobson and the others get to work, setting traps of sharp sticks and holes covered.Soon with the help of the other goblins and the shovel that the human had the traps were dug and laid out ready for them to step on. Now the goblins just have to wait until the perfect moment. And so the goblins waited, and waited. Waiting some more, keeping watch from a distance. Waiting soon the night turned to day and the scaled creatures still don't leave their home. Bits comes back with his head wound properly bandaged and with news, he seems to recall something of the scale creatures. They are kobolds, and they normally don't leave their caves, only leaving to gather food and supplies, and Kobold can last days without food. With that he heads off to take care of the animals back home.Week 3.2 Day>NestNone>Resources1 Days of Smoked Meat2 Days of rations2 Days of Smoked Meat (Human)4 loincloths (Shoddy Quality)>Tools/weapons2 Stone Axe (Shoddy Quality)13 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)4 Stone-tipped spears (Poor Quality) (equipped)2 Iron Pickaxes (Good Quality)1 Iron Shovel (Average Quality)1 Iron Sword (Average Quality)Maglum's Bow (Good Quality) No arrows1 Whet Stone>PeopleClothed1 Goblin *leader* (3W) (0A) (5HP) +1 INT1 Goblin Warrior (2W) (0A) (5HP) +1 STR1 Bits (1W) (0A) (3/5HP) +1 INT2 Wound Destitute Goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP) (4/5HP)2 adult destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP)>One day of the kobold siege has passed. What do?>(Wait) The kobolds will have to come out we just have to wait them out (Open normal actions back up)>()Leave a small group of goblins to keep watch while the others get back to work. (Allow one action back up)>(Parley) Let's see if we can talk with these Kobolds>(Attack) Throw wooden spears into the cave than fall back (11 Spears to throw)>(Leave) This isn't working let's just fuck off>(Pray) Use 1 Day of Smoked Meat (Human) to ask Maglum what should be done with Kobolds (May not answer)>(Traps) When in doubt more traps>Other
>>4270614>>(Traps) When in doubt more trapsLeave an area to retreat through in case an attack turns sour.
>>4270614>More Traps>Gobson, Urm, and a random Gobbro go hunting while Bits and the rest maintain the siege
>>4270614>ParleyCall off everything. They didn't attack us when we were setting the traps. Let's try talking with these kobolds
>>4270614>Traps) When in doubt more traps
>>4270696>>4270634>>4270638>Traps>>4270644>Parley The goblins are going to lay down more traps. >Roll me 2d100 Bo3 for trap laying and awareness
Rolled 48, 9 = 57 (2d100)>>4270708
Rolled 91, 21 = 112 (2d100)>>4270708
Rolled 84, 42 = 126 (2d100)>>4270708
Rolled 1, 4, 8, 1, 19 = 33 (5d20)The day was to be spent laying down traps, so when they come out and they will, they have to get through the traps or though us goblins to get there food source. If the entire cave outside is filled with traps they will never be able to get the food they need and the goblins will just on in the cave and pick them off one by one. Taking their wamen and raping them until a half goblin and half kobold baby is formed.It's the perfect plan the sun is out which means that the Kobolds don't come outside to pick a fight with us. But sometimes the perfect plan isn't perfect as the Kobolds rushed out of the cave once Gobson was gathering the goblins to say a little something.That's when the kobolds attacked and rocks were slung at us. Even as the kobolds eyes strung by the sunlight they are able to slung their rocks at us. With melee kobolds for backup. You may be hearing things but you think you heard one of kobolds say something in Gob. "Gob... ... ...ome!" There wasn't much time to think about as rocks are headed your way. The only word in your mind being dodge.CCCCCCcccccombat!Kobolds get a -3 and -3 to attack and defend as they are out in the sun. Since they are attacking with slings a range weapon the goblins will have to get into melee range to attack the kobolds are throw the extra spear each. But since your awareness check didn't past the DC. They can dodge out the way. 1 Goblin *leader* (3W) (0A) (5HP)1 Goblin Warrior (2W) (0A) (5HP)2 Destitute goblins (1W) (0A) (5HP)2 Lightly Wounded Goblins (1W) (0A) (4/5HP)vs5 Kobold Slingers (1W) (0A) (4HP)2 Kobold Spearman (2W) (1A) (1SK) (4HP)1 Kobold Leader (3W) (1A) (4HP)>Roll me 1d20sDecision can be made after this round.
Rolled 9, 16, 11, 3, 2 = 41 (5d20)>>4270842>"CHAAAARGE!"Dicks out bois, it's time to do or die.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>4270842
Rolled 2, 9, 11, 20, 1 = 43 (5d20)>>4270842
>>4270842I'm really hoping that 19 (16) is some hot muscly female Kobold we can break and dominate.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>4270842For the grre\\\
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>4270842
>>42708545d20's. We have 5 goblins to roll for
>>4270846>>4270847>>4270849>>4270854>>4270855If it wasn't clear from the other combat encounters. 1d20s are rolled and I need 5 for them one for each goblins. No Bo3 in combat, So it going to look like >9, 8, 2, 7, 14
>>4270860I mean. That's still better than all but the last roll
>>4270867Wait no. Last roll for them is a 19 (16) while the 14 is a 17
>>4270860That's coolio, it'd be lame if goblins could style on the other races four times out of five.
>1, (1), 5, 1, 16vs >9, 8, 2, 7, 14>0 Damage Dealt>2 Damage Taken1 Goblin *leader* (3W) (0A) (5HP)1 Goblin Warrior (2W) (0A) (5HP)1 Goblin (Stone) (1W) (0A) (4/5HP)1 Goblin (Prot) (1W) (0A) (5HP)1 Lightly Wounded Goblins (1W) (0A) (4/5HP)1 Wounded Goblins (1W) (0A) (3/5HP)vs5 Kobold Slingers (1W) (0A) (4HP)2 Kobold Spearman (2W) (1A) (1SK) (4HP)1 Kobold Leader (3W) (1A) (4HP)The Kobolds released a volley of rocks at it. But they didn't hit much of the goblins just Stone and one of the new goblins. But if the enemy keep it up, we'll be ground to dust by the flying stones. Something has to be done and quick, by the distance the kobolds are at they may be able to get another volley off before we can stab them to hell. No matter what you do, the kobolds are preparing another volley.Some kobolds are having trouble in the fight, their hands shake as they face goblins for the first time. -2 attack to kobolds that rolled a NAT 1.What do?>CHARGE! (Get in melee range)>Throw Spears than charge! (-2 to throw due to quality of spear and since it's not a javelin)>Run Away!>Surrender>Other>>4270869Goblins rolled for this fight doesn't have any +. Just the enemy getting -3 so you got that part right.
>>4270965>CHARGE! (Get in melee range)
>>4270965>>CHARGE! (Get in melee range)
>>4270965>CHARGE! (Get in melee range)2 damage isn't bad. Our best chance is to route them.
Rolled 12, 3, 11, 4, 19, 7, 12, 19, 20, 10, 7, 20, 17, 15, 11, 1 = 188 (16d20)Fear, that word doesn't exist in the goblin lanuage. The closest word to that is Rape, and that's what the kobolds will be getting once you get close enough to stab them full of holes. Gobson: "CHARGE."The command was been sound and the green wave of goblins rush forward dodging the rocks as with spears up and ready to kill them all. The goblins can see it some kobolds in the file are having trouble getting the rock on the sling. >Roll me 2d20s as you got into range and can make attacks, and the other d20 is to protect against attacks. Each 2d20 goblin attack and defend, following the order listed in combat. All kobolds get -3 to both rolls, and 2 of the slingers get -5 total in their attack.
Rolled 17, 6, 4, 12, 6, 17, 9, 2, 12, 19 = 104 (10d20)>>4271000You want 10 dice rolled in one post right?
>>4271004>You want 10 dice rolled in one post right?No, just a 2d20. From each anon, so up to 5 anons can roll. So from you post I can get 17:6 for Gobson since he's the top name in the goblin side
Rolled 19, 13 = 32 (2d20)>>4271000This might be a bit if we wait for 3 more people
Rolled 8, 4 = 12 (2d20)>>4271000
Rolled 2, 15 = 17 (2d20)>>4271000Trips
Rolled 13, 17 = 30 (2d20)>>4271000
Rolled 11, 11, 6, 8, 10, 17, 12, 19, 19, 10, 3, 18, 14, 2, 13, 11 = 184 (16d20)>7:(1), 8:(1), 16:(4), 7:(16), 20:7, 4:20, 14:12, 8:1VS>17:6, 19:13, 8:4, 2:15, 13:17>6 Damage Dealt>7 Damage Taken1 Lightly Wounded Goblin *leader* (3W) (0A) (4/5HP)1 Goblin Warrior (2W) (0A) (5HP)1 Goblin (Stone) (1W) (0A) (-1/5HP) (KIA)1 Goblin (Prot) (1W) (0A) (5HP)1 Lightly Wounded Goblins (1W) (0A) (4/5HP)1 Mortally Wounded Goblin (1W) (0A) (1/5HP)VSMortally Slinger 1 (1W) (0A) (1/4HP)Wounded Slinger 2 (1W) (0A) (2/4HP)Lightly Wounded Slinger 5 (1W) (0A) (3/4HP)2 Kobold Slingers (1W) (0A) (4HP)2 Kobold Spearman (2W) (1A) (1SK) (4HP)1 Kobold Leader (3W) (1A) (4HP)The change was hit and fast, but the rocks were harder. Stone was stoned once in the chest another in the dome. The light in this eyes gone, as the goblins attacked with all their strenght on the small kobolds. They may be small but pace a punch as one of the new goblins is gutted with a bone dagger but still in the fight. You get hit by a rock but that don't slow you down. The kobolds seeing one of the goblins down, keep up the fight, the leader was worry in his face. What do?>Keep fighting>RUN AWAY!>Surrender>Other>Roll me 2d20s no matter the choice, if you run away only the defend roll will be counted.
>>4271033> Keep Fighting!> Try and kill the leader and demand their surrender
>>4271033>Surrender/Run AwayWe can't take them
Rolled 1, 16 = 17 (2d20)>>4271033Roll
>>4271033>Keep fightingWe are committed here. If we run away from slingers, then we might just be stoned to death.
Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d20)>>4271086On second thought, with that 1 and 16, maybe we should just cut our loses here. Changing my vote to RUN.
>>4271092I might have just killed our warrior with that roll. Okay, definitely time to run.
Rolled 17, 16 = 33 (2d20)>>4271033Why did we think this was a good idea? Get the hell out of here
Rolled 17, 3 = 20 (2d20)>>4271093That's still going to be your defense roll for that Gobbo. Only if he's running, now his back is turned
One more roll pls
Rolled 2, 20 = 22 (2d20)>>4271117Rolling again to hopefully get this going if you'll accept that
>>4271046>>4271106Fight>>4271049>>4271093>>4271097No fightCalling and writing/drawing alsoSorry guys. I thought in my mind Stone was alive. He dead, no longer with the living, killed by a stone. So that extra roll wasn't needed. But that Nat 20 tho.
>>4271131>ayy, I missed the fun.>And you're running awaywe've just made a grave mistake and not going for the leader, and disengaging after a charge...We've missed our chance for Gobgamellaand those slingers will make sure of that next round.
>8:8, 3:5, 7:14, 9:16, 16:10, (1):15, 11:(1), 10:8VS>1:16, 6:2, 17:16, 17:3, 2:20>Damage Taken (4)>Damage Dealt (1)>Goblin Forces1 Lightly Wounded Goblin *leader* (3W) (0A) (4/5HP)1 Lightly Wounded Goblin Warrior (2W) (0A) (4/5HP)1 Goblin (Stone) (1W) (0A) (-1/5HP) (KIA)1 Goblin (Prot) (1W) (0A) (5HP)1 Mortally Wounded Goblins (1W) (0A) (1/5HP) (KIA)1 Mortally Wounded Goblin (1W) (0A) (1/5HP) (KIA)VS>Kobold ForcesMortally Slinger 1 (1W) (0A) (1/4HP)Wounded Slinger 2 (1W) (0A) (2/4HP)Lightly Wounded Slinger 4 (1W) (0A) (3/4HP)Lightly Wounded Slinger 5 (1W) (0A) (3/4HP)1 Kobold Slingers (1W) (0A) (4HP)2 Kobold Spearman (2W) (1A) (1SK) (4HP)1 Kobold Leader (3W) (1A) (4HP)Goblins are getting hit left and right, there are too many of them. It's time to RUN AWAY to live to fight another day. Gobson was facing off a slinger who dodged his blow with ease and knock Gobson sword right out his hand. Now weaponless sounds the retreat and the goblins turn and sprint away. The other two goblins that are pooling blood on the ground should retreat, they held their ground and gave their life to ensure Gobson and the others can get away. Gobson didn't dare to turn back, he kept on running only looking back when he was sure they were not giving chase. The new goblins that joined the day before are dead, they were loyal to the end. The real loss was Stone, he was pack of the oringal pack of goblins, now killed by the scaly hands of the kobolds. Those damn scaly bastards, they have brought nothing but death to the goblins. But are they the ones to blame? You led the goblin attack, you ordered the traps made, you order the charge. Who's to blame for Stone's Death >Damn kobolds they will pay for this>It was I, if I hadn't have attacked, Stone and the others would still be alive>It was the gods fault! They always look for ways to put down the goblins>Other (Blame Someone/Something)The kobolds are not following, they seem to have killed the goblins left behind. 2 goblins surrounded by 8 kobolds would have never have lasted long. You and the others check your wounds and notice you and Urm have suffered light wounds nothing to worry about and Prot the little guy he is didn't get hit at all. Once the goblins are done looking each-other over, they watch the kobolds from a distance. They see more kobolds leave the cave, they help their wounded back to the cave. With the wounded gone from the field of battle, the kobolds keep a look out as a slow walking kobold comes out with some tools and starts disarming the traps we had made. There was nothing seem to see as the three goblin bodies lay dead. Gobson and the others return back to the cave, Bits initial happiness turned to a frown once seeing just three goblins return.The day is ruined, many tools and weapons were lost to the thieving Kobolds. The only good thing to come from this is that the food will last longer.
>>4271174Week 3.2 Day>NestNone>Resources3 Days of Smoked Meat3 Days of rations3 Days of Smoked Meat (Human)4 loincloths (Shoddy Quality)>Tools/weapons2 Stone Axe (Shoddy Quality)7 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)3 Stone-tipped spears (Poor Quality) (equipped)2 Iron Pickaxes (Good Quality)Maglum's Bow (Good Quality) No arrows1 Whet Stone>PeopleClothed 1 Goblin *leader* (Gobson) (3W) (0A) (4/5HP) +1 INT1 Goblin Warrior (Urm) (2W) (0A) (4/5HP) +1 STR1 Goblin Crafter (Bits) (1W) (0A) (3/5HP) +1 INT1 Goblins (Prot) (1W) (0A) (5HP)Gobson, Urm, and Pro earn +3 EXP. Prot LEVELED UPStr = Strong Goblin, Dex = Fast Goblin, Con = Thick skin GoblinInt = Smart Goblin, Wis = Wise Goblin, Char = Handsome GoblinProt (Small Goblin)What do? (Limit 2 Action)>Do something for the fallen (What?)>Kobolds may attack (Prepare How?)>Maybe Kobolds can be reasonable if we talk with them>Time to find a new home (Pack up and leave)> Craft tool/weapon/clothes (what?)>Other
>>4271174>It is Gobson's fault but we will be tricksy and say it is Kobold's fault to make goblins mad
>>4271174>It was I, if I hadn't have attacked, Stone and the others would still be alivealso we should prepare a speach to deal with the morale blow, and be wary of Urm.
>>4271174>Damn kobolds they will pay for thiswe shouldve fought to the death, this is disgraceful. now we have to heal up
>>4271178>Prot +1 STRWe need stronger fodder more than ever.>Gobson tries to make warm-hot and burn food until it's crunchy>Bits researches how to make thick grass-weave to not be stabbed>Other gobbos take the day off to rape goats/masturbate in name of goblin gods, but really so they don't think about the defeat too much
>>4271180SupportWe're smart enough to know we're the reason we lost, but we also know to take the blame would be to incite doubt. Instead, get them furious at the Kobolds. Also>Check animals to see if they pregnant?There was some contention over whether Gobbos can impregnante everything or just humanoids. Should find out now
>>4271174>It was I, if I hadn't have attacked, Stone and the others would still be alive>>4271178+1 Dex Prot>Do something for the fallenWe need to jack one off for the boys>Make leather armor from human clothes
What we need is to make bows and arrows and get the damn wolfs.Maybe ask Maglum for advice.We can kill goats to make hide armor
>>4271186Supporting this, plus the animal pregnancies if we have enough actions. Honestly though, the goat thing should be a free action since it's not really time intensive imo.Otherwise> +1 STR for Prot
>>4271200I think copying the sling technology off the kobbos would be better. easier to make, and much simpler to learn.also i second >>4271199in that we need armour. plus (or?) maybe shields? goats and some wood could work for that.
>>4271206The sling idea is good, but we do have Maglum bow so arrows should still be made
>>4271206Goats are a limited resource and offer renewable milk and shit. Why throw that away when we can use shit like grass woven armor? It's lighter butt still offers some protection without sacrificing our goats.Also, we have a bow to model more after, and they have longer range on them and are far more lethal.
>>4271210we were talking about hunting goats...That way we level up the goblins.
>>4271213Aaah. My bad. I thought we were still avoiding large ass Mountain Goats because they seemed pretty dangerous. But leveling our Gobbos is good enough reason for me
>>4271210...and bows are far more difficult to use for small races than the slings. it's difficult to even make in comparision, and training to use it takes long or at least it would if we were strictly sticking to real life logicyou make good point on the goats though. but is there enough thatch on this mountain to weave armor?>>4271213leveling up might be good too desu, but i think the slings would be first order of bussiness. we can train with them on the goats after all.
>>4271217ok, so slings it is
Who's to blame>>4271180>>4271198Gobson but really it's the kobolds>>4271182>>4271199Gobson>>4271183Kobolds>>4271186>>4271205Prot +1 STR>>4271199>>4271206?Prot +1 DEX>>4271223>>4271217Slings>>4271199>>4271206Leather Armor >>4271198Check animals to see if they pregnant?Seems like Gobson know's it his fault but presses the blame on Kobolds. Making leather armor and slings. As for Prot what should be done with him?>Roll me 2d100s Bo3. One for making slings and the other for making leather armor. Prot>+1 STR Strong boi>+1 DEX Fast boi
Rolled 70 (1d200)>>4271244
>>4271244>Prot +1 dexfor we need someone to be good with the slings/ and or that bow we have.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4271244>Prot +1 dex
>>4271246HA!boy , that's a d200
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4271244So the 96 on the slings
Rolled 99, 44 = 143 (2d100)>>4271247>>4271244also of course i forgot to roll
Rolled 1, 94 = 95 (2d100)>>4271244Dex
Rolled 47, 95 = 142 (2d100)>>4271260Do nat 1's override? If not that means we got 99, 94. Here's a final roll since I did it wrong
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4271261>Do nat 1's override?Yes, if it's within the roll limitAlright going to have to do a roll for this 1-50 ??? 51-100 ???
>>4271244We need a fast boi>+1 DEX Fast boi
Today green skins were killed under your watch. It shouldn't have happened they had so much to live for, so many things to rape. It's time for the others to know why the others will not be raping with us anymore.You stand on some raised hill and call forth the attention of the goblins. They stop what they were doing and listen to the goblin leader. Gobson: "Cold bolts kill Gobs. Cold Bolts must pay." With these words spoken the goblins cheered and hollered in agreement. Most had their mind set on rape, only when you spoke did they remember what had happened. They will remember the feeling the kobolds have caused to our small tribe. They will know, now you think of a reason of why the kobolds were able to beat you and your men. After some big thinks you got your answer.Slings, they are the reason why the kobolds were able to cut your men down in size was because they used slings. They were able to throw the stones harder and faster than using their arm. If you copy the design it'll should work out. You tell Bits of the Kobold weapons and draw it out for him.Soon enough you and him get to work using the leather from the human clothes as a pouch to hold the stone. Since it's the first time you and him made a sling it was a crude in it's design and function.+2 Leather Sling (Shoddy Quality)With the slings ready the only thing was to find rocks for them, you and Bits search for rocks suitable for the slings. From what you saw the rocks the kobolds were using were smooth so you go to the steam and pick out some rocks to use and test them out. They work good enough going in the direction you aim for, with the slings done and the rocks gather you and Bits talk about who would weld them.The talk was cut short when their was smoke rising from the goblin cave. You and Bits rushed back and saw that the leather clothes was blacked, burned and in ruins. Prot was the one who threw the leather on the fire, to bring us back home with the smoke. He tells of Urm taking a pickaxe and leaving. Saying that Urm is going on a hunt, and he tried to stop him because you didn't say to go. That Urm tried to strike Prot and beat him with his strength, if it wasn't for Prot small size and quick feet Prot would be hurt he tells you and Bits.The day is barely over and another goblin is out on his own.Week 3.2 Night>NestNone>Resources3 Days of Smoked Meat3 Days of rations3 Days of Smoked Meat (Human)3 loincloths (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)>Tools/weapons2 Stone Axe (Shoddy Quality)7 Stone-tipped spears (Shoddy Quality) (equipped)2 Stone-tipped spears (Poor Quality) (equipped)1 Iron Pickaxes (Good Quality)+2 Leather Sling (Shoddy Quality)Maglum's Bow (Good Quality) No arrows1 Whet Stone>PeopleClothed1 Goblin *leader* (Gobson) (3W) (0A) (4/5HP) +1 INT1 Goblin Crafter (Bits) (1W) (0A) (3/5HP) +1 INT1 Goblins Speedy (Prot) (1W) (0A) (5HP)
>>4271296Ammo20 Sling Rocks (Allow Sling to be used)What do? (Limit 2 Action)>Find Urm>Urm will be back if he need to rape (Free Action)>(Food) Gather some berries>Mine (what?)>Scout (Where?)>Offering to the gods (Maglum or other?)>Do something about the mountain goats (What?)>Research>Train (what?)> Craft tool/weapon/clothes/arrows (what?)>Other
>>4271297>(Food) Gather some berries>train with the slingsTry hit tree with stone. Next time we hit big goat.Berries good for tummy. Tummy needs to heal.
>>4271297>Urm will be back if he need to rape (Free Action)>train with the slings>Offering to the gods (Other, find God of Gobbo sneakyness)
>>4271296>>4271304this but I say stick with Maglum for now. offer him some human meat for advice (or help aybe?)
>>4271305Maglum is a wolffucker, i dont think he will help unless we fuck wolfs
>>4271307for now beggars can't be choosers.
Guys we're running low on goblins
>>4271311If we get wolfs we will have more numbers.That's why asking Maglum for help is important.We are 3 goblins but there are 8 wolfs.if by his magic we can "domesticate" a few
>>4271311soon the goats (and horse?) will swell our numbers with the newborn gobs. I'm sure.
>>4271305>>4271315Support, let's ask maglum for help.
>>4271315Yea aight seems legit sacrifice the horse to malgum to help tame the wolfwhores
>>4271330This is my wolf. There are many like it, but this one is mine.My wolf is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.Without me, my wolf is useless. Without my wolf, I am useless.
Guys guys I got a idea. What about goblin wolf riders? Wouldn't that be epic? We should immediatly tame the wolfs.
>>4271353That's... that's what we're doing
>>4271304>>4271305This, we need them godly gains if we're going to compete>>4271353>Goblin wolf ridersIn every sense of the word
Might wanna archive and do a new thread now. We ain't bumping anymore
>>4271837we're waiting for QM.
>>4271422>Find Urm>>4271304>>4271305>Urm will be back if he need to rape (Free Action)>>4271302>>4271304>train with the slings>>4271304>>4271319>>4271472>Offering to the gods Maglum>>4271302>(Food) Gather some berriesLooks like Goblins are going to ask a god for aid, and get good at slings.>Roll me 2d100s for Sling training and if Maglum hears your call
Rolled 20, 7 = 27 (2d100)>>4271867'ere we go.it might be time to start thinking about new thread.
Rolled 16, 91 = 107 (2d100)>>4271867
>>4271918>>4271918i-it's not a crit fail just yet on those slings. probably no casualties...
>>4271915I'll start the new thread after the rolls come in
Rolled 83, 48 = 131 (2d100)>>4271867
Rolled 79, 88 = 167 (2d100)>>4271867
>>4272162>>4272162>>4272162New Thread here