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Very easy to join, even if you haven't participated in the previous threads.

>You are an Eldritch Horror from another dimension, one of many. Your goal is to be summoned in full and prevent other Eldritch Horrors from being summoned in full or to destroy them when they arrive. The last Eldritch Horror (or team of aligned, bonded Horrors) on earth wins.
>Before you are summoned, you can only use your powers to a limited extent and have to rely on cultists to act. Cultists are mortals that you've appeared to in their dreams or have been brainwashed by other cultists. Most are incompetent but they try. Some very much are competent. The same about both can be said for your opposition.
>Inquisitors are the opposite of cultists, mortals that you've pissed off and will try to interrupt your plans.
>The summoning ritual requires an Orb of Crystalline Perfection (artifact from before time, only five currently exist), dragon blood (nectar from a rare plant, or the actual blood of a true, fully fledged, original dragon), and a geometrically perfect summoning circle spelling out "Welcome To Earth [Insert-Name]" in your native language, which only you and your cultists know.

This game is inspired by the story "The Call of Cthulhu" by H. P. Lovecraft.

Mythic RPG Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Mythic+RPG

Art: A portrait of Imhotepkemet, the conqueror of thread #4.
Source: Hastur by Shankss991, Creative Commons license

Thread Song: "Call of Dagon" by Therion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1yJ8bUZAJQ
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SETTING

The Strange Aeon is "a time foretold by ancient prophecies in which the stars will come right", allowing the Eldritch Horrors to awaken. Under the assaults of cults dedicated to the Horrors, and the alien Mi-Go who came to Earth to both destroy the cults and enslave humanity, the nations of Earth have unified under a New World Government.

Here are the major enemies of humanity.

1) The Mi-Go are "large, pinkish, fungoid, crustacean-like entities the size of a man", and have have invaded Antarctica, Alaska, and Northern Europe.
2) The Esoteric Order of Dagon controls the seas and has invaded many of the Earth coasts. They seek to find the ancient city of R'lyeh.
3) The Rapine Storm, a "cult of crazed psychopaths and cannibals" dedicated to Hastur, is ravaging Asia.

Inspired by CthulhuTech
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CHARACTER CREATION

Only Imhotepkemet, the winner from the previous thread, can play his own character. Everyone else can play one of the two shared characters. Will the collective genius be stronger than this mastermind?

>Name: This can be anything, titles included.
>Player Name: Your real name, so we know who's playing even when you change character.
>Appearance: What you look like. You don't have to be an eldritch abomination. Dark gods, high-tech aliens, evil wizards, anything is good as long as it's supernatural and trying to reach earth from another dimension. This also determines how your physique manifests itself.
>Homeworld: Where you're from, what it's like, and maybe why you want to leave it for earth. Does not have to be an actual planet.

Every eldritch horror has 5 stats and 6 points to spend between them (minimum -3, maximum +7). Please spell out the Mythic Rank of each stat (refer to the pic).

>Power: How strong your abilities are. This increases massively when you're summoned.
>Physique: How strong and durable your physical form is. This is important when you're summoned but a non-factor early on. How this manifests is determined by your Appearance.
>Presence: How much the world around you twists and warps. The higher it is the stronger your effects on the world around you are when you're summoned.
>Mindlock: Less affected by other horrors' power, pretty important unless you want someone else to be king horror.
>Appeal: How much mortals like you. This makes it easier to get cultists and reduces humanity's hostility when you're summoned.

>Powers: What you can do as an eldritch horror. You can have up to 5 and be anything (summoning demons, causing earthquakes, whatever) but boosting your own stats.
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Please quote this post with your FINAL character sheet.
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>>4242689
There will be two shared characters. The first shared character is KEK. He's been updated from the previous thread, so take a look.

You can vote for the second shared character. You can take a concept from a previous thread, and make an entirely new concept.

FIRST SHARED CHARACTER - KEK
Character concept: https://boards.4channel.org/qst/thread/4142564/#p4144595

>Post with the code KEK + your real name.
>Roll 20d100.
>You must vote for your actions. In case of a tie, the QM will roll to determine who gets picked.
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GENERAL RULE
>Namefag yourself.
>No whining about the QM decisions and rolls.

GAME RULES
>Choose your starting city and nation.
>You have 3 personal actions every turn, INCLUDING the command of cultists. You must roll 20d100 with each action post.
>To make things faster paced: you can distribute 5 dice rolls between the 3 actions.
>Every 10 turns, the Chaos Level will increase by one.
>The thread ends in two weeks. If there's no clear winner, it's a tie.

MULTIPLAYER RULES
>Letters and trade between players is a free action.
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>>4242687
>Only Imhotepkemet, the winner from the previous thread, can play his own character.
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>Proposal for shared character 1;
Name; The mistery man
Aperance; A pale human covered by a gwoun insectoid limbs are sometimes visible
Origin; Resident of the outer dark

Power; Excepcional 4 A master in his line of work.
Physique; Low -1 More resilient than a human but a grenade in its face will do it.
Presence; Miniscule -3 No even a blip on a radar, aproching him carries no physical risk.
Mindlock; Excepcional 4 The visions of the outer dark turn mad some entities.
Appeal; Above average 2 No price is to small to be a tool and not a toy.

>Powers:
-Dimensional sift; He can teleport instantly between locations as long as he is aware those locations exist
-The game of Blob; He can mark any amount of creatures he likes as long as he's aware of them, he is always knows their location
-Un-Reality; He can create illusions powerful enough to be real, examples are;making the floor bleed, turning eyeballs to stone or creating illusions that kill.
-John doe; Him and his cultist can become extremely forgatable to the point that if you look away you won't remember them
-Breaking the membrane; Every 5 rounds you may reroll your dice once, you must keep the reroll
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>>4242707
The Last Defender, you're welcome to join the game. I'm not ShortTrip and I do not mind answering your questions.
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>>4242707
There's a RPG named Fear Itself.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1FcuFs-MKr4EPRVaAbhZcsi9A-xn_h2mk/view?usp=sharing
I once run a campaign in which this was the main antagonist. It was... intense
You can read a short story of him in the book, is one of my favourites
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Shared character proposal

"The world's a stage! And you! You are the actors!"

>Name
The Director

>Player Name

Just call me Shadow/Gob

>Homeworld

A planet inhabited by shapeshifting creatures, where the cinema and TV are the main focus, full of cameras and scenes everywhere, as well as theaters and studios

>Appearance

A shapeshift creature with yellow eyes in whatever form he takes. The director's species don't really have a form, but most of the time he takes the form of a standard director, with grey skin, a red beret, and a big smile with a cigarette

Stats

>Power: high
>Physique: below average
>Presence: weak
>Mindlock: average
>Appeal: exceptional

Powers

-The Actors: the Director's cultists slowly start to become part of his race since they join his cult, when their change is complete the director can manipulate their form so they can be perfect copies of other persons, or animals, or even objects, even change their body materials changing the matter in them (for example, making their skin more resistant by turning it into metal). note: when they are completely transformed in the director's race, they look exactly the same that before changing, like regular humans, but their eyes are now yellow

-Cut!: The director can teleport objects (alive or not, even himself) to any location in the world in a blink

-Based on a true story: Can change an area to look like a recreation of an historical event, with the things that happened then, happening now, and the people there attacking enemies, but not attacking Director or people from its cult (for example a battle, the place will become a war zone, and the people there, warriors fighting, attacking enemies, but probably fighting each other too, depending the event)

-The best crossover: Can convert cultists and even himself in fiction or myth characters with their abilities or powers (TV, books, movies, everything), to do this in cultists it needs the flesh of them, so if the character is really big or powerful, it will need more than one person (for example it could turn 1 person in a small pokemon, but would need more, like 50 or more for a legendary one), that fiction character work like a regular cultist (can do stuff for itself, but also obey orders). Director doesn't need the flesh of others, so once summoned he can change into anything without more people, also he's the only one who can copy other eldritch horrors with this power.

-Lights! Camera! Action!: if anyone sees the Director's yellow eyes or the ones of a fully transformed cultist (in person or in a recording or picture), the person who saw them falls into the control of the director, becoming a new cultist.

>Starting City: Los Angeles
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>>4242705
>starting city; Russia , Moscow
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>>4242713
Whoops, forgot to remove the player name, ignore that
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>>4242718
That's OK, I've asked that you namefag when you post, so we know who are our friends (and enemies).
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Kek was fun last round, but I think I wanna try playing another shared one this game. Can’t wait to square off with Imho again.
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>>4242712
>accidentally used my real email for sharing the book
new link
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1arjD_SEm9iLe1Oa_xmYqG4vJUQcgU7zV/view?usp=sharing
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> Proposal for second shared character.

Name: Vrougris, The Amalgamate of Fractured Selves.
Appearance; [Image Related]
Origin: Born of senseless avarice and the mortal yearning for perfection. Whatever this creature once was has been lost forever, buried somewhere beneath fathomless ocean of stolen qualities it has amassed. Yet in spite of its trove its hunger for the defining essence of others: their characteristics, memories, strengths, and regrets, remains ever-insatiable.

> Attributes:
Power: Superhuman (7)
Physique: Minuscule (-3)
Presence; Weak (-2)
Mindlock; Superhuman (7)
Appeal: Minuscule (-3)

> Powers:
[Imbue]: Infuse any Quality which you are currently storing into another living being or yourself. Integrating characteristics, capabilities, thoughts, and skills into something takes more time and effort then wrenching them out of something.
[Extract]: Remove any or all Qualities, be they physical, mental, literal, or conceptual, from another living being or yourself and store them within a fractal dimension of possibility. Stripping every Quality which comprises a being effectively reduces them to nothingness.
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>>4242763
If recruiting cultist is average , with your appeal you will need a 5 or lower
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>>4242766
[Extract] charisma out of random civilians and [Infuse] it into what few followers you do have, then have your newly minted Charles Manson's proselytize your glory to the masses.
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>>4242683
Ah, I just woke up, didn’t realise this existed
Lemme think up a character
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>>4242683
......you know what, fuck it. I'll join this one aswell.
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>>4242723
Clearly we have a clash of values. I view the spam as a nuisance that blocks me from running a quest, but you view it as freedom of expression.

Regardless, I invite you if you want to have fun with everyone. Something that I don't do is hold grudges, for the reason that I oppose the Demiurge and the Law of Karma.
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How do we choose the characters that will be played.
Random after hearing all the proposals or a vote?
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>>4242788
With a vote. But if there's a tie I will roll.
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>>4242788
Votes i guess (vote for director, we have popcorn and movies)
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>>4242782
I think I'll choose my previous character again, what do you guys think?
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>>4242797
I mean, Readryth is not dead tho, yet he doesn't have a beret, 1/10 wouldn't recommend
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>>4242806
First off the cowboy hat is superior to the beret. And I was actually thinking about using Xanatos
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>>4242812
Wouldn't you prefer something new
like Nethescurial
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>>4242813
or The Director amirite?
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>>4242820
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Fun! :D
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>>4242763
Those stats are so familiar. But, it can have three more powers yet. :o
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>>4242831
It looks like Father Arkham, but a bit less round.
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>>4242834
>>4242792

I'm glad you two are at least talking it out. :3
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>>4242831
> But, it can have three more powers yet.
Sure.
Although I'd still prefer to keep it as is. Despite its simplicity, the current powerset still offers an extreme degree of versatility. I suspect that adding anything more would feel like bloat.
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>>4242687
Name: Xanatos Zzon.
Appearance: (pic related, minus forehead face)
Homeworld: a dimension where everyone has access to space travel, and also at war all the time. His kind was created to end a war between four planets. They ended the war.

>Power: Exceptional.
>Physique: Superhuman.
>Presence: Miniscule.
>Mindlock: Low.
>Appeal: Low.

>Powers:

Fast-paced evolution; Xanatos has the ability to fully adapt/evolve to any situation within minutes.(example; if under heavy fire will grow hard armor. Example 2; if need to go from point A to point B but blocked by a mountain and or ocean, can grow wings)

From a single cell: Xanatos can regenerate extremely fast, can get back limbs within seconds, possibility of mutations 55% (possibility of regenerating from a single cell: Unknown but possible, the name is just for show)

Internal factory; can make a a multitude of things, bombs, engines, swords, guns, ect, but will need to have the materials on hand.

Under my lead; cultist under Xanatos will eventually become a subclass/subspecies of his race, such possibilities are, bruisers[information lost], runners[information lost], vanguards [information available, closest thing you can get to the original Xanatos, but are very rare], more subclasses available but information is lost.

Telekinesis: he can use it unsummoned to crush things, move things, ect. he can also use telekinesis on himself so he can fly.

>starting City: Puerto Ayora.
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Fuck I’m incredibly indecisive.
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So far we have 4 character proposals.

Mystery Man: >>4242705
The Director >>4242713
Vroughis >>4242763
Xanatos >>4242849
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>>4242689
Name: The Darwin Symbiote
Player name: Max Stirner
Appearance: A simple amorphous red ooze.
Homeworld: Nil Cassidus, a planet overrun by the symbiote.

Power: High
Physique: Miniscule
Presence: Superhuman
Mindlock: Miniscule
Appeal: Above Average

Powers:
1: Survival of the Fittest: The Darwin Symbiote evolves its minions in a specific desired way, evolution is only loosely bound by what is actually possible, and the degree of evolution may be significantly increased by sacrificing a percentage of it’s minions up to maximum power at 99%.
2: Tech-Scorn: The symbiote despises modern technology, anything beyond the medieval period breaks down near the symbiote, or in a 5KM blast radius if directed to a specific location.
3: Symbiotic Evolution: The Darwin Symbiote becomes insubstantial, and may latch itself onto any creature, massively increasing its strength, speed, durability, stamina and intelligence whilst hiding inside.
If performed on a lesser being such as a human or evolved beast then the symbiote essentially hijacks its body.
If performed on another eldritch horror or greater creature then the symbiote may only dominate the creatures mind with a power vs mindlock test occurring once upon symbiosis, otherwise the other creature retains control of its newly enhanced body.
4: Amorphous, Insubstantial: The Symbiotes base form cannot be injured by physical trauma, and the symbiote itself cannot be harmed whilst bonded to another creature, popping out of its body either upon the death of the host, or at will.
Weak to fire if unbonded.
5: Finest Specimens: Apex predators from Nil Cassidus may be summoned to do the bidding of the red ooze, creative interpretation abound.
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>>4242909
Finally finished this, I need to make up my mind quicker.
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>>4242886
The situation is intense. No one's giving in. Will the Last Defender, who has now reached his berserker mode, vote?
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>>4242922
I vote for myself- i say, for director

-totally not gob
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>>4242922
I'll also vote for my own proposal.
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>>4242886
I suppose my votes go for Vroughis.
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>>4242922
I vote for myself aswell.
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congratulations, because everyone votes for themselves , it will be random
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>>4242937
But you voted for Vroughis.
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>>4242937
But that’s 2 Vroughis votes
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>>4242938
I have pride
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>>4242922

Give it [WARP ZONE] and I'll vote for Vrougris. <3
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>>4242946
I mean, Director can recreate other eldritch horrors, and he saw all that happened last thread in a movie, including F.A, so -maybe- he could change its form to father arkham and use warp zone while copying him with (the best crossover), maybe
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>>4242934
Can I change my vote to The Director?
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>>4242950
Yes, votes can change and the character can be modified, until the final sheet is posted.
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>>4242955
Cool then I change my vote to the director.... What are we voting for again?
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>>4242956
The second shared character
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>>4242956
You're voting for the second shared character. The first shared character is KEK.
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I guess Kek cant die
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>>4242962
Hydra bombs are one hell of a drug, booted him into an alternate reality
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>>4242969
The question is How do we get millions of cultist again. because i don't repeat stunts.
Maybe silicon valley?
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>>4242886
Here are the votes so far.

Vroughis >>4242763 (2.5)
>2 votes from Vroughis, The rotting meme
>0.5 vote from Arkham ("if you give it WARP ZONE")

The Director >>4242713 (2)
>2 votes from The Director, Xanatos

Mystery Man: >>4242705 (0.5)
>0.5 vote from The Last Defender ("pretty good")

Xanatos >>4242849 (0)
>0 votes
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>>4242947
Aw but dear- your power is so low. x)

It would be such a small little chaos...
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>>4243000
Hey kek, come back here and change your vote to director, thanks
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>>4243009
You are getting in, don't be greedy
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>>4243002
Yet the only one who could recreate warp zones now that arkham is dead and Vroughis can't absorb him
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>>4243023
Of not Vroughis then the mystery man with unreality. It's part of its gimmick
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>>4243030
Huh, that actually sounds like some kind of warp zone, but without the glitch part of it
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>>4243023
But it would be warp zone five hundred times smaller.
>>4242691
If your average warp zone spanned 2 kilometers, then... Gob's [Warp Zone] would be 4 meters wide. x)
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>>4243036
The best part is that because it's technically a illusion it can move. So studying it will be more problematic.
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Can I propose the extra three skills for Vroughis?>>4243000
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>>4243063
Yes
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>>4242843
Oop, just saw this, Nevermind. Will vote for The Director.
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>>4242886
>>4243000
The Director is beginning to win... Will he succeed in destroying his competitors...?

The Director >>4242713 (3)
>3 votes from The Director, Xanatos, Kek Below

Vroughis >>4242763 (2.5)
>2 votes from Vroughis, The rotting meme
>0.5 vote from Arkham ("if you give it WARP ZONE")

Mystery Man: >>4242705 (0.5)
>0.5 vote from The Last Defender ("pretty good")

Xanatos >>4242849 (0)
>0 votes
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Starting town for The Darwin Symbiote and Kek?
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>>4243145
London, now that nobody is here to nuke it
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>>4243154
Oh shit I just realized what you are, nice.
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>>4243202
What I am?
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>4243145
Rolling for Kek's starting location.

1) Tokyo, Japan
2) Shanghai, China
3) Vancouver, Canada

>>4242905
The mod has declared that "wedding cake" is now a taboo word. We shall refer to it as "ceremonial dessert" henceforth.
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Rolled 90, 94, 93, 72, 78, 1, 58, 19, 27, 47, 63, 41, 90, 62, 63, 88, 85, 50, 26, 85 = 1232 (20d100)

Rolling for the introduction
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>>4243219
Oh that’s not good.
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>>4243206
The one to make the perfect enemie for me
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>>4243246
Perhaps so, perhaps so indeed.
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>>4242689
The Director will be the second shared character >>4242713
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>>4243219
INTRODUCTION

You can post your actions!

Q: Can DS recruit?
Appeal: Above Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 90
A: No

Q: Can KEK recruit?
Appeal: Exceptional
DC: Avg
Roll: 94
A: No

Q: Can The Director recruit?
Appeal: Exceptional
DC: Avg
Roll: 93
A: No

The Darwin Symbiote, KEK and The Director invade the dream of the Earth inhabitants... Eldritch dreams of unimaginable Darwinian evolution, the uncontrollable mutation of memes, and dreams of cinematographic perfection... But in the context of the Aeon War, the war against the Eldritch Horrors, the inhabitants feel terrified by the dreams... They recognize the otherworldly taint of what lives beyond the bondaries of the Solar System...

The existing horrors of the world, Nyarlathotep, Hastur and Dagon, become faintly aware of the newcomers... Likewise, you can feel their presence, and the presence of many Horrors lurking in the shadows... This is the Strange Aeon, the cursed era where the myriad of Horrors are waking up... And coming to Earth...

From the former dimension that you know, that was conquered by Imhoptekemet, there remains only two entities... KEK, overlord of Isekai, and The Last Defender, who travelled in a capsule developed by the Russian government, using illicit SCP technology... The most feared event is that Imhoptekemet travels here and destroys all... Of all the Horrors, only Cthulhu is said to rival in power... And no one wants him to awaken...
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>>4243339
Why is the mystery man and the Darwing symbiote on the map... I thought they were not players ... Do i have to kill the mystery man?
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>>4242713

1, 2, 3: Try to recruit starlets and aspiring actors who have issues making it big with their own talent. Promise them greatness and fame (rightly so, for we can provide exactly that) if they pledge themselves to us.

Here’s my proposal. Pretty standard.
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>>4243344

Darwin is Imho from last thread.

I assume Mystery Man is now a QMPC.
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>>4243348
oh no.... we are so fucked
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>>4243344
>>4243348
Yes. Those were all good character concepts so I've recycled them as NPCs.
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>>4243363
I feel fear for the first time
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Rolled 90, 76, 13, 1, 98, 11, 99, 93, 95, 96, 18, 26, 50, 68, 37, 48, 27, 70, 67, 57 = 1140 (20d100)

>>4243339
A new planet, teeming with... stagnation. Life but stuttered beings, grown comfortable, weak...
More conflict must be introduced, such that they may grow and develop greater.

First... I must acquire samples.

Actions 1, 2, 3: Whisper into the minds of the most physically impressive specimens in london. Attract them to my cause, their potential is greater than most...

>>4243369
Fear is good. It is a natural response that improves genetic propagation throughout time.
Ensure that it is well placed however.
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Rolled 32, 40, 15, 70, 81, 94, 45, 66, 24, 14, 44, 73, 58, 19, 86, 6, 82, 91, 41, 34 = 1015 (20d100)

>>4243345
Ah right. I remember the mention that different players of shared chars can roll for their own actions. Gonna roll for this, and hopefully we can boost our chances by rolling again and doing slightly different things if the roll is bad.
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>>4243375
the mystery man can teleport between mark targets, the only requirement is that he must know they exist. He can basically teleport into the white house turn 1 and thanks to John doe no one will ever know his there
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>Action 1 2 3 using my power create a image of me on the announcement board in the trains stations of japan

and QM I just read KEK's character sheet , he has 5 point's not 6
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>>4243401
Where do you want to add the missing point?
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>>4243401
also , when in meme magic says "if the player post a original meme" , do you want me to make more pepes?
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>>4243409
power.
Thank you
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"Fredd? Fredd! Cancel all the interviews please, i've got business, thaaanks"

>>4243380
K that's cool, let's go with that
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Eldritch Mythic Quest 5 is back
>>4243536
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Rolled 94, 48, 47, 8, 84, 2, 31, 17, 81, 54, 12, 93, 50, 78, 32, 1, 50, 60, 52, 9 = 903 (20d100)

>>4243401
Forgetting to roll is a sin.
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>>4242685
FIRST TURN

>>4243546
In the depths of the Pacific Ocean, the ancient Elder God Shi wakes up from his slumber...

>>4243348
>>4243380
Q: Can The Director recruit starlets?
Appeal: Exceptional
DC: Above Avg (specific target)
Rolls: 32, 40, 15, 70, 81
A: Yes, Yes, Crit Yes, Yes, No
Crit: A famous actress
Face created with www.artbreeder.com

Recruit Rolls: (94 + 45 + 66) / 10 = 20.5

The Director's visions invade the dreams of starlets and aspiring actors. This time, he conceals his eldritch presence and design a movie that caters specifically to their aspirations. The dream ends with the victim looking at the floor, and they see a Hollywood star. It is not a normal star, but a hypnotic one from The DIrector's native sky. No name is written on it, but they know it's theirs. Many feel beguiled. The famous actress Liliana Lynch, who has recently starred in "The Thing From the Future", also feels beguiled by The Director's dream. She knows that he's a Horror, but she recognizes his inhuman talent, and knows that he will help her to become the most famous actress of history.

The Director
>+Liliana Lynch (famous actress)
>+20 cultists (actors)

>>4243375
Q: Can TDS recruit physically impressive specimens?
Appeal: Above Avg
DC: High (specific + high quality)
Rolls: 90, 76, 13, 1, 98
A: Crit No, No, Yes, Crit Yes, No

Recruit Roll: 11 / 10 = 1.1

Your dreams are chaotic and nonsensical to human beings. They show landscapes turning into horrible, red-colored bubbles. New lifeforms grow and disappear back into the bubbling mass. They see a mockery of the faces of their loved ones inside the landscape, the mouth enlarged and screaming. Those dreams are too terrifying for humans, and many become mad. But those who have the evolutionary drive to resist, those are the cultists that you need. You recruit Toby Hamilton, the soccer superstar of Arsenal F.C., and another amateur player. In London, those athletes are considered the most physically impressive...

TSD
>+Toby Hamilton (famous soccer player)
>+1 cultist (soccer player)

>>4243401
>>4244245
Q: Can KEK create an image of himself?
Power: High (increased!)
DC: High (I don't feel the chaos)
Rolls: 94, 48, 47, 8, 84
A: Crit Yes

Victim Roll: 2 * 50k = 100k

[Chaos Magic] KEK creates an image of himself on the announcement board of the Tokyo Metro. More specifically, it is an image of the PEPE that he creates. The energy of chaos is low, and the image faint, yet it is sufficient. Upon seeing the [Memetic Virus], 100,000 Tokyoite are infected. This is beautiful!

KEK (ケク)
>+100,000 cultists (Tokyo)
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>>4244327
I forgot to roll for TSD's inquisitors.

TSD
>+50 inquisitors (soccer club)
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>>4244327
i'm going to make a few memes>>4243412
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>>4244354
Do you know the formula of Meme Magic?

Meme Magic = Personal Power + Simple + True + A sigil

>Personal Power = Your Power Rank
>Simple = Your message, it must be simple
>True = And true
>A sigil = The sigil is the meme that you make
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>>4244361
your loss... of sanity that is.
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Action 1: Get our actors to secure a base of operations for meetings and cult shit.

Action 2: Progress Liliana’s transformation into one of our race

Action 3: Recruit

Gob, I’ll defer to you on votes if you disagree. It’s your character.
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Qm, how much do the normal citizens know about Dagon and the Mi-go?
I'm making memes about them but if it's not common knowledge i can't publish them without exposure to me
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>>4244431
They know the general line; they are world powers after all, but they are mostly a mystery. They are even more mysterious than North Korea is for us: a lot of rumors but not many facts. Pic is from CthulhuTech book.
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>>4244434
fuck, now i need new memes
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>>4244438
That's unfortunate. I would have ranked the Dagon meme extremely high because it follows the rules of Meme Magic above to the letter.
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>>4244441
What about the cannibal courts of Hastur?
Do they know of the wasteland?
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>>4244442
Yes, they know about the cannibals of Hastur. They have destroyed billions of lives. But the Rapine Storm remains mostly a mystery. Occult scholars have conflicting theories about them, and for the average normie, they don't make any sense.
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>>4244446
then let's give them meaning
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>>4244327
>Action 1 2 3 ; make my cultist spread memes like pic
I was going to make it more graphic but it turn out nsfw
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Rolled 81, 68, 60, 56, 73, 63, 39, 90, 72, 26, 94, 37, 50, 88, 13, 48, 62, 49, 79, 82 = 1230 (20d100)

>>4244480
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Rolled 73, 44, 67, 71, 55, 39, 66, 51, 41, 1, 11, 17, 50, 70, 45, 26, 61, 31, 84, 13 = 916 (20d100)

>>4244327
Right, let’s try some fucky stuff.
It seems I’m going to have to revolve my entire cult around this Toby Hamilton, so he might as well be good.

Action 1: [Survival of the Fittest] Sacrifice 50% of my entire cult (1 person) to increase the percentage of evolutionary power granted to Toby. I shall evolve him in a way that makes him stronger, faster, more resilient, yet outwardly leaves him looking about the same.

Actions 2, 3: Have Toby begin a cult, with himself as the leader, revolving around the message of self improvement and overcoming hardship. He’s quite rich, so should have the reach I need to really get something going.
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Rolled 2, 34, 69, 100, 85, 8, 66, 38, 61, 44, 24, 27, 51, 40, 69, 7, 90, 85, 34, 22 = 956 (20d100)

>>4244391

Rolling. Will still change vote to main Director if he has a different action.
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Don't forget you have 5 rolls for 3 actions so you can distribute the rolls.

Example:
Action 1 x1
Action 2 x4
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>>4244578

Oh, so we split the first five rolls among the three actions now, instead of just taking the first three and applying it in turn?
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>>4244581
Yes. I've updated the rules to make the game faster-paced.
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>>4244391
>>4244568

Alright. In that case, I'd like to assign the first 2 rolls to action one, the 3rd roll to action two, and the 4th and 5th to action three.
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>>4244391
Nah it's ok dude, you're picking actions that i would've picked anyway so that's cool

>>4244578
Woah what? Cool i guess
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>>4244596
I-Is that a... 100? Aw man that's not good
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>>4244622
...Yep. I decided to throw it and the 85 all the way to the last one. If the 100 affected Liliana, it might mess up her transformation and stop her from being useful as a pawn. A crit fail recruitment will likely land us some inquisitors, and being actors, they'll be hard to deal with in the media they make.

For now, maybe our goal should be to get liliana fully transformed, then cast her in a movie where her yellow eyes will be seen.
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>>4244627
Yep, that makes sense, and that's what i was thinking too so yea
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>>4244553
Ah, extra dice.
55 into the first action, 71 into the second action
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>>4242685
SECOND TURN

Art: "Mi-Go" by Khannea Sun Tzu, Creative Commons license

>>4244480
>>4244546
Q: Can the cultists spread the meme?
Power: High
DC: Avg - 1 RS (custom meme) = Below Avg
Roll: 81, 68, 60, 56, 73
A: Yes

Q: What is the purpose of this meme?
01-33: Increase interest in The Rapine Storm
34-66: Make Hastur lose power
67-00: Discredit Mad Max
Roll: 63

KEK's cultists spread the meme on social media. As it gets shared, the meme evolves and morphs, but the core idea that Hastur is a Mad Max cosplayer remains. The Cult of Hastur is divided into two branches: The "Rapine Storm", which is working in the open and ravaging Asia; and a "more subtle and insidious threat", the "Disciples of Death's Shadow", who work inside of human society. (Little to nothing is known about the Disciples.) As Hastur's ideology is compared to the movie Mad Max, his general social influence is reduced.

Why does the meme evolve and morph?

Memetics is an intrinsic law of the universe we live in. The theory of memetics was first developed by the scientist Richard Dawkins, when he discovered that ideas follow Darwinian evolution models. Occult scholars now understand that it describes the thought model of soulless humans, the normies, who are also called "organic portals", "NPCs" and "golems". Meme Magicians use memetics to channel their willpower to the rest of mankind.

Hastur
>Takes a -1 RS penalty on Appeal henceforth
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>>4244732

>>4244553
Q: Can he SotF?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 73, 55
A: Yes

Random Event Roll: 39
A: Move toward a thread

Q: Can Toby begin the cult?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 44, 67, 71
A: Yes

Random Event Roll: 66
A: PC Negative

/pol/ generator
Roll: 66, 51, 41, 11
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/51409898/#51411117
"Q: Is alcohol degeneracy? A: of course not, alcohol is a staple of european culture."

Q: Does Toby starting a cult is more efficient than Appeal?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 17
A: Yes

Cultist Roll: 50 * 10 = 500

[Survival of the Fittest] The sacrifice of your entire cult increases the evolutionary power of Toby. Of course, considering that the sacrifice is actually made of one inferior soccer player, the gains are modest, but Toby feels that his tendons are stronger than before.

[RANDOM EVENT / Move toward a thread] The gene sequence that altered Toby's tendons also increases his lung capacity. This will increase Toby's endurance and make him a better athlete.

Toby creates a website for his new cult, revolving around a message of self-improvement. His cult does not use New Age concepts, yet it attract lunatics, and he gets compared to David Icke, another British soccer player who became a very popular conspiracy theorist.

Debunkers of Icke's Reptilian conspiracy theories claim that he took his ideas from the stories of Robert E. Howard and H.P. Lovecraft. That is quite coincidental and befitting.

[RANDOM EVENT / PC Negative] As Toby develops techniques to control the mind of his cultists, he experiments with alcohol and LSD, but he gets himself addicted in the process.

TDS
>Toby Hamilton
>+500 cultists
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>>4244732

>>4244391
>>4244568
Q: Can they secure a base?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 2, 34
A: Crit Yes
Crit: badass

Q: Describe the base
Rolls: 8, 66
A: Oppose of Fears
oppose fear of nuclear attack => a bunker

Q: Can he transform Liliana?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 69
A: Yes

Q: Can he recruit?
Appeal: Exceptional
DC: Avg
Roll: 100, 85
A: Crit No, Yes

Inquisition Roll: 38
Cultist Roll: 61 / 2 = 30.5

The actors raise funds to quickly build a nuclear vault in Liliana's Beverly Hills domain. As Los Angeles is considered a sensitive zone, vulnerable to attacks from The Esoteric Order of Dagon, it doesn't attract any attention. But of course, it is not a mere nuclear vault they are building, but an underground military base. Liliana is a multi-millionaire, and she can afford cutting-edge technology from the Ashcroft Labs, a private lab that experiments in forbidden science that uses non-Euclidian mathematical principles to control matters to a degree thought impossible. The Ashcroft Labs are able to dig a huge underground cavern of a 500 meters depth by creating a black hole that destroys all the matter. However, the Labs are not architects, so it's up to your cultists how that underground space will be used.

[The Actors] Liliana's molecular structure is altered by The Director's powers. Outwardly, she's undinstinguishable from any other human being, but a quick look at her blood from a microscope would show a an alien structure that is nothing human.

The Director invades the dream of the general population of Los Angeles. He manages to recruit a few people, who are charmed by his cinematographic dreams. However, the Ufologist community of Los Angeles accurately identify the dreams as a psychic invasion from an alien. They discuss online the themes of the dream, and realize that they all had a shared dream -- which is clearly a paranormal experience. They conclude that the events are linked to the mass UFO sighting of 1942 ("The Battle of Los Angeles").

Director
>Liliana Lynch (famous actress) [1/3]
>20 cultists (actors)
>+30 cultists (Los Angeles)
>military base [1/3]
>+40 inquisitors (Ufologists]
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>>4244732
Not the effect i was expecting but I dig this new type of warfare i can use.
My apologies to Hastur, I only wanted to cash in on his popularity to spread a memetic agent.
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>action 1 and 2( first 3 rolls) using my cult, make fanart of famous anime series transforming them in mimetic agents. Pic related
>action 3 ( 2 rolls) convert mangakas with dreams of the power to change their world
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Rolled 30, 6, 93, 84, 88, 92, 20, 28, 88, 9, 99, 69, 40, 53, 59, 24, 23, 14, 84, 10 = 1013 (20d100)

>>4244804
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>>4244738
"Haters gonna hate, am i right? Eh?"

>Recruit more people

>start the transformation in 15 cultist actors x2

>recruit productors and directors x2

This is my proposal, pretty regular, what do you think KB? Wanna change something? If not just roll
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Rolled 67, 63, 93, 17, 28, 32, 48, 10, 59, 46, 63, 61, 74, 11, 19, 39, 69, 12, 17, 58 = 886 (20d100)

>>4244821

Yup, no prob. Next turn, let's try and get Lil all the way so we can use Lights! Camera! Action!? That'll help out a huge amount in Hollywood of all places.
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>A mysterious box appears on the front door of both Toby Hamilton and Liliana Lynch. Its origin cannot be determined.

What will you do?
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>>4244842
K i think the crit in high power + average action is 96 so -maybe- we didn't killed 15 people

>Next turn, let's try and get Lil all the way so we can use Lights! Camera! Action!?
L!C!A! Works like gob's infection, it works slowly by itself, so in 2 more turns it should be ready without spending actions in it, maybe we could boost it rolling again to make that boost but that would be risky
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>>4244859
i see you learn from the best ;)
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Rolled 32, 66, 96, 98, 10, 80, 22, 64, 19, 38, 62, 60, 67, 62, 67, 24, 78, 27, 38, 58 = 1068 (20d100)

>>4244734
Action 1: Have Toby continue growing the cult, have him return to sport, his improvement on the field as now greater than any athlete should hopefully show there is true merit to his teachings.
First 2

Action 2: Survival of the fittest my entire cult, no sacrificing though, so normal power. Same improvements as before, better muscle mass, stamina.
Third action

Action 3: [Survival of the fittest] some plants to have them grow all wild and crazy, then have Toby use them to try and get some botanists interested
Last 2 actions

>>4244859
Toby is a bit of a meathead and he immediately opens it, presuming it to be from a fan
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>>4244859

I vote we get Lil's security staff to do it. And in a different location from her too. She presumably has procedures in place for when crazed fans try to send weird shit, and now that we're an eldritch influence on her, it gets even more dangerous to open package.
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>>4244878
it's not my box so either mystery man or Nyarlathotep... or the boring option that is a fan
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>>4244883
Exciting mysteries abound.
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>>4244882
Yeah that or...

We could make a random cultist give it to a random hobo, and then see what happens when he opens it
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>>4244893
"If it blows up it will be funny, not gonna lie"
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>>4244893

If it's a gift or peace offering, that might take it out of our hands. Better to waste one of her existing staff that isn't an actual cultist yet, since our cultists are all actors. If they die, it causes alarm.
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>>4244906
We have 30 regular cultists tho, but i mean, maybe it's a shi the EH trick
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>>4244906
Well if it’s positive then the positive event will happen on some random guy.
Take every risk, that’s how I do things.
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>>4244914
Yea that, the hobo won't hate us anyway if it's positive
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>>4244911
True, I didn't see that part. I'm on board with the hobo idea then. Sure, let's do it.
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>>4244875
It's not that I'm learning from the best, it's that I copy your personality to play The Mistery Man properly.

OK, maybe I'm learning a bit from you...

1: The box comes from The Mistery Man
2: The box comes from Shi
3: The box comes from The Dice God
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>>4244859
> make a random cultist (not Liliana or the actors) give it to a random hobo, and then see what happens when he opens it
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>>4244927
Good we gave it to the hobo then
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>>4244927
The mystery man has a short story in page 62 of the book>>4242748
He is the reason i call this the Ocean game
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>>4244927
The box only contains a small card.

"I invite you to the Ritz Restaurant of [Los Angeles/London] tonight. We will discuss the fulfillment of your dearest dreams over an excellent meal.

Signed: The Mistery Man"

>>4244928
The hobo pockets the invitation and thanks the cultist profusely.
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>>4245038
epic!!!
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>>4245038
Accurate

>>4245039
Huh, it's just a hobo anyway, gonna regret this later? Yea maybe
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>>4242685
THIRD TURN

When you forget to specify your rolls, I will use the pattern x2, x2, x1.

Art: "Myconid" by decadantson, Creative Commons license

>>4244804
>>4244808
Q: Is the fanart popular?
Odds: Impossible (super rare)
Roll: 30, 6, 93
A: No

Q: Can he recruit mangakas?
Appeal: Exceptional
DC: Above Avg (specific)
Roll: 84, 88
A: No

[Memetic Virus] Fanart is only rarely popular. The most successful artists can show their art to a few friends; others have no one at all look at their production! How disheartening. How about you try some fanfic?

Kek invades the dreams of mangakas. The elite of Japan is not so easily manipulated, and many are experienced lucid dreamers. When they perceive a foreign entity inside of their dream, they summon a katana or other weapons, and destroy your dream self. Never has Kek dream died so many times.

KEK
>+200,000 cultists (Tokyo)

>>4244821
>>4244842
Q: Can he recruit more?
Appeal: Exceptional
DC: Avg
Roll: 67
A: Yes

Cultist Roll: 32

Q: Can he transform the cultists?
Power: High
DC: Above Avg (multiple targets)
Roll: 63, 93
A: No

Q: Can he recruit productors and directors?
Appeal: Exceptional
DC: High (specific + powerful)
Roll: 17, 28
A: Yes

Cultist Roll: 48 / 20 = 2.4

The Director show dream movie clips to the hispters of Los Angeles, starring a dream version of Liliana Lynch, where she invites them to her villa and allows them to be her friend and brush her hair. They wake up with an overwhelming desire to join your cult and become Liliana's beta orbiters. Two minor directors, who have produced indie movies, also join the cult.

[The Actors] Earth is far from The Director's planet, and he isn't powerful enough to establish a stable TV connection with the humans.
Director

>+2 cultists, directors (Los Angeles)
>+60 cultists (Los Angeles)
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>>4245090
>>4244878
Q: Can Toby grow the cult?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 32, 66
A: Yes, No

Cultist Roll: 80 * 20 = 1,600

Q: Can he SotF the entire cult?
Power: High
DC: Above Avg (multiple targets)
Roll: 66, 96
A: No

Q: Can he SotF some plants?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 98
A: Crit No

Q: What happens?
Roll: 22, 64
A: Befriend of A burden
attach to his chest

Arsenal vs Chelsea. Toby's exceptional performance brings victory to his club. Commentators note his exceptional endurance when sprinting. In an interview, Toby explains that his performance is to be attributed to his diet and spiritual practice, and he says a few words about his website. He also claims to be the secret son of David Icke, and calls himself Toby Icke. Membership quickly doubles.

[Survival of the Fittest] You encouter the same problem as The Director. You are too far from Earth and this hinders your power.

[Survival of the Fittest] Toby grows a mutant flower in his backyard. It grows at an impossible rate. At first, the result seems to be promising; the plant takes the appearance of a suction cup, perhaps suggesting that it might turn into a deadly carnivorous plant. However, as the athlete gets close to it, the plant jumps on him, and attaches itself to his chest. He screams, and try to pull it out, but it does not work; the plant has already dug its roots deep inside his chest.

TDS
>2,100 cultists
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>>4245090
"Aw this antenna always stops working... There it is, we are live again"

Oh, wait, Liliana didn't progress? I thought it worked like gob's plague
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>>4245113
Yes, she progressed.
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>>4245090
damn , i guess i need a new approach
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Rolled 49, 21, 71, 62, 58, 26, 36, 96, 22, 65, 74, 85, 97, 7, 94, 46, 89, 81, 56, 70 = 1205 (20d100)

>>4245094
Clearly Toby was too weak to be worthy, therefore this is a good thing. The plant is my new star pupil, it shall grow strong upon his flesh.


Action 1: Have my cultists pool their money and resources and attempt to entice botanists, with the flower as a lure. We need them to join the cult, their minds make them fit for purpose.

Action 2: [Survival of the Fittest] my female cultists, make them dramatically more attractive to the opposite sex. Some physical modification as well as some pheromonal glands. They will aid me in acquiring more apex specimens of the human race.
2 dice.

Action 3: Attempt to recruit rich athletes, 2 dice.
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>>4245120
Alright cool

>military base [1/3]
Huh, i didn't noticed this, maybe we should upgrade later

>>4245090

>try to start the transformation in 15 actor cultists again x2

> Recruit Botanists

> Recruit Historians x2

KB, y'know, say if you wanna add or change something, or just roll if not
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>>4245120
Qm , I'm making a memetic agent, how do the humans call the mi-go? Aliens?
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>>4245189
mi go look like lobsters so maybe that?
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>>4245189
Mi-Go, but they are also called aliens.
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>>4245202
Slang name is "bugs".
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Rolled 34, 36, 87, 44, 78, 69, 10, 21, 40, 42, 97, 28, 65, 37, 52, 26, 77, 29, 1, 14 = 887 (20d100)

>action1 2 3 Use pepe as a mascot for a pro human movement using memes like pic
step 1 become a symbol of humans kicking eldritch ass
step 2 ???
step 3 profitv
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>>4245292
Are you using the Memetic Virus Pepe, or a regular Pepe?
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>>4245321
the intent is memetic pepe
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Rolled 47, 40, 12, 82, 5, 62, 17, 77, 51, 79, 44, 59, 45, 5, 82, 43, 83, 54, 33, 39 = 959 (20d100)

>>4245181
Rollin' bc KB didn't come back
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>made more memes
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>>4242685
FOURTH TURN

Life in the Strange Aeon: After the nations of Earth unified as the New World Government, the power of multinational corporations increased tremendously. Dystopian megastructures, pioneered in the Silicon Valley, are developing around the biggest corporation buildings: the arcologies. Ashcroft Labs, speciliazing in arcanoscience and xenology, became the #1 corporation in the world. Banks remain as powerful as ever, however, and 90% of all corporation's shareholders are banks.

Art: "Wyrm" by decadantson, Creative Commons license

>>4245158
Q: Can they entice botanists?
Odds: Very Likely (forbidden product)
Roll: 49
A: Yes

Botanist Roll: 26 / 5 = 5.2

Q: Can he improve the female cultists?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 21, 71
A: Yes

Q: Can he recruit rich athletes?
Appeal: Above Avg
DC: High (specific + powerful)
Roll: 62, 58
A: No

It's an honor for Toby to be the host of your new apex predator. Various botanists are invited to his residence. Only the Ashcroft Labs are licensed to study alien life by the Government, so seeing illegal alien life upclose is the most exciting thing for a man of science. Your cult recruits a team of five botanists; the other botanists, those who were not interested, are murdered and fed to the plant, so as to prevent any leak of information.

[Survival of the Fittest] Your female cultists evolve and develop more pronounced signs of fertility, such as wide hips, which are considered attractive to males. Their pheromone emission adapts to the cycle of the moon to target a wider variety of males; when the moon is full, they are more attractive to the violent men; when the moon is invisible, they are more attractive to the taciturn men.

The recruitment of rich athletes is a failure.

TDS
>Toby Hamilton & the plant
>5 biology
>1,000 cultists (improved females)
>1,100 cultists
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>>4245558

>>4245292
Q: Does a custom meme increase the power of PEPE?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 69
A: No

Q: Can PEPE spread?
Cult Rank: Incredible
DC: Avg
Roll: 34, 36, 87, 44, 78
A: Yes x5

Random Event Roll: 10
A: NPC Action

01-33: Mystery Man
34-66: Hastur
67-00: TLD
Roll: 21

Q: What does The Mystery Man do?
Rolls: 40, 42
A: Postpone of A plot
Postpones Kek's memetic plot

Recruit Rolls: (97 + 28 + 65 + 37 + 52) * 100k = 27,900,000

>>4245492
Makes me want to enlist.

The PEPE virus spreads online very quick. That PEPE is a symbol of human kicking bugs ass is completely irrelevant, because the people who view PEPE become instantaneously brainwashed.

[RANDOM EVENT / NPC Action] The Mystery Man finds the meme designed by PEPE. He leaks it to the New World Government with information about how it works, and the recommendation that the entire Internet is shut down until the PEPE menace is disabled. He explains that PEPE comes from the known Horror named Tsathoggua.

Letter from The Mystery Man:

"Let me pay a visit to your pyramidal palace in the Primordial Chaos, and I will give you back your toy.

-The Mystery Man"

KEK
>28 million cultists worldwide

>>4245181
>>4245331
Q: Can he transform the cultists?
Power: High
DC: Above Avg (multiple targets)
Roll: 47, 40
A: Yes

Q: Can he recruit botanists?
Appeal: Exceptional
DC: Above Avg (specific)
Roll: 12
A: Crit Yes
Crit: famous one

Q: Can he recruit historians?
Appeal: Exceptional
DC: Above Avg
Roll: 82, 5
A: Crit Yes
Crit: ^

[The Actors] Fifteen actor cultists receive the gift of The Director's race. The transformation begins... Liliana Lynch's transformation is complete, and her eyes turn a beautiful shade of yellow.

With the help of his two producers, The Director makes a film designed at elite scientists. The movie is nonsensical and hypnotic, and uses elaborate flashes of light to convert the target to the cult of The Director.

1) Dr. Leonhard Holmgren, a Swedish historian exiled to the United States after the Mi-Go invasion of Scandinavia, who specializes in the study of the Akkadian civilization, and "the effect of occult influences on civilization".
2) Prof. Hugh Welsh, professor of botanology at the Miskatonic University of Massachussetts, who is a renowned expert on fungi reproduction and Mi-Go biology.

The Director
>Liliana Lynch (famous actress) [3/3]
>Dr. Holmgren, Dr. Welsh
>15 cultists (actors) [1/3]
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>>4245562
I'm actually having a lot of fun making the memes
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>>4245558
Oh, Toby is still alive?
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>>4245572
Indeed.
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>>4245562
>. He leaks it to the New World Government with information
Why did i create the biggest asshole in existence
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>>4245583
Does he still look the same?
What happened to him?
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>>4245585
I think you don't want to hear why...

>>4245589
The plant has plugged itself to his chest and taken him as a host. He can barely breathe because of the plant's roots. It seems to be a parasite plant.
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>>4245594
Parasitism is merely a stepping stone on the path to symbiosis...
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>>4245597
>get yourself a tumor and have a friend for life
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>>4245597
Not necessarily. As this plant is the result of a failed roll, that is, failed evolution, it might kill the host and wither.
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>>4245611
Then I merely need to pass a roll and set it back on the right track, gotcha.
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>>4245625
Will you give a name to this genetic dead-end trash?
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Rolled 18, 11, 2, 42, 20, 97, 2, 39, 87, 38, 9, 56, 20, 72, 29, 31, 44, 52, 9, 41 = 719 (20d100)

>>4245558
>>4245636
Yes I shall.
Action 1: [Survival of the Fittest] The Plant.
Henceforth to be named the Ribgrip Syntevine.

Desired evolution: Change parasitic relationship with host into a symbiotic relationship with host.
Both organic systems work together for mutual benefit.
First two dice

Action 2: Botanists, Search for dragons blood plant.
2 dice

Action 3: Improved females, attempt to seduce into the fold famous athletes. They do have a habit of being unfaithful.

Action
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>>4245636
That will show you for insulting one of my Apex Predators. I value all of my individual organisms as my own children. Call the Ribgrip dead end trash will you?
Disgraceful, it’s clear you need to be proven wrong.
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Rolled 28, 93, 60, 51, 16, 9, 91, 26, 40, 59, 100, 41, 4, 23, 1, 16, 41, 33, 30, 79 = 841 (20d100)

>>4245562
>action1 (2 rolls)Invite The mystery man for brunch
I don't know what is going to happen, pic related of undesirable outcome
>action 2 spread more memes >>4245570
>action 3 (2 rolls) use the knowledge of my cult to locate a orb of crystalline perfection
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>>4245773
Qm when the mistery man brunch event is resolve do you want a green text?
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Rolled 10, 35, 15, 47, 44, 44, 80, 44, 72, 81, 62, 32, 55, 51, 74, 92, 14, 82, 81, 51 = 1066 (20d100)

>>4245562

+"Yes! Yes! Yes! (Applauses) Dear... You. Are. Beautiful!"

-"wha-... what the heck are you doing?"

+"...mind your own business J.C, i'm working"

> Make Dr. Holmgren start researching for an orb, maybe the occult stuff he investigated could be related? x2

> Make Liliana go look for a job in a movie studio, looking directly to the eyes at everyone she sees, obviously

> Make Dr. Welsh start searching for the dragon plant x2

Rollin' bc KB seems kinda dead rn
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>>4246026
Just woke up. Yup, sounds great.
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>>4245780
it'depends what kind of green text, a creepypasta?
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>>4246656
depends on the events. It could very well end up being Kek and the mystery man messing with people in some forgotten town or a anime battle between the two.
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>>4246662
Oh yes, that would be awesome.
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>>4246685
https://pastebin.com/0x5dHyTc
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FIFTH TURN

Art: "Banshee" by decadantson, Creative Commons license

>>4246027
The Stars are not properly aligned, and the Elder God Shi falls back asleep...

>>4245639
Q: Can Ribgrip evolve?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 18, 11
A: Yes

Q: Can the botanists find the dragon blood plant?
Odds: Impossible (a myth)
Roll: 2, 42
A: Yes

Q: Can the females seduce famous athletes?
Odds: A Sure Thing
Roll: 20
A: Yes

Q: How many athlete can each female seduce? 0.5?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 97
A: Crit No
Crit: much lower: 0.1
0.2 * 1000 = 100

Random Event Roll: 2
A: Remote Event

Q: Describe the event
Roll: 39, 87
A: Bestow of Magic
Roll: 38, 9
A: Inform of Evil
A tool to inform the NWG of evil magic activity

Q: Describe location of dragon plant
Roll: 56, 20
A: Usurp of Joy
Roll: 72, 29
Arrive of Pain
Rapine Storm territory

[Survival of the Fittest] Ribgrip evolves. It alters its host's DNA so that it can partially breathe through its photosynthesis. The host remains disabled but can survive the plant's roots digging deeper and deeper into its flesh. It also releases a toxin to make the host more passive.

The botanists come up with quite a strange theory. If Hastur was the first of the Eldritch Horrors to be summoned to Earth, could it be that it was because his cultists were in possession of the dragon blood plant? The center of the Rapine Storm is located on the Tibetan Plateau, a region that is also called "The Roof of the World" and contains many rare plants, as well as many cultural references to dragons.

The evolved females stalk professional soccer, badminton and cricket players. Approaching them is the most difficult part, but once they get to them, most are unable to resist their charms.

[RANDOM EVENT / Remore Event] The Ashcroft Labs, with help from the Chrysalis Corporation, a weapon manufacturer, develops a technology to detect unusual eldritch activity.

TDS
>+100 athletes
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>>4246808

>>4245773
Q: What happens with Mystery Man?
Rolls: 28, 93
A: Separate of Weather
He messes with Kek's sky

Q: How does the MM behave?
/pol/ generator
Roll: 91, 26, 40, 59
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/91263622/#91264059
"KEK is just PART the COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS
KEK is the NAZI ARCHETYPE"

Q: Has the NWG shut down the Internet?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 9 (6th roll)
A: Crit Yes
Crit: They also shut down TV and phone lines

Q: Can he locate an orb?
Odds: Impossible + 1 RS (huge cult bonus) = No Way
Roll: 51, 16
A: No

In KEK's homeworld, in the Primordial Chaos, a swastika made of clouds appear in the sky. Prof. Carl Jung teleports to his temple, in the throne room, with a bottle of champagne in his hands.

"Greetings, KEK. I'm Carl Jung, an envoy sent by The Mystery Man. I bring a very rare and expensive bottle of Dom Pérignon as a gift. We would consider it extremely rude if you didn't drink it.

We have studied you and concluded that you're not a real entity, but only a fragment of the collective unconscious, a mutation of the Nazi archetype born from imageboards in the context of Trump's presidential campaign. That is to say, you're a meme that took life, but you're not entirely real. As you probably know, memes mutate. But if you were to mutate, you would permanently lose your self, and become an entirely different entity. That would be equivalent to death.

We have shut down the Internet to protect you, so that you remain as you are and don't mutate. It is not out of belevolence that we're acting: we have concluded that you would make a formidable ally. We know that you're creative, and we want to hear how you're going to help us to be summoned to Earth."

Carl Jung's assertion is correct: the Internet on Earth has been shut down, as well as TV and phone lines.
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>>4246808

>>4246026
Q: Can Dr. Holmgren research an orb?
Odds: Very Unlikely (great scientist)
Roll: 10, 35
A: Yes

Q: Can Liliana find a job?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 15
A: Yes

Q: How many people does she infect? hundreds?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 44
A: Yes

Q: Can Dr. Welsh find the dragon plant?
Odds: Very Unlikely
Roll: 47, 44
A: No

Random Event Roll: 80
A: Ambiguous Event

Roll: 44, 72
A: Release of Adversities
A truce

Q: Where's the orb?
/pol/ generator
Roll: 81, 62, 32, 55
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/81620311/#81623255
"We were in a position to wipe out russia right after wwii"
Arkaim

Infection Roll: 51 * 10 = 510

The body of the homeless man who had taken the box is found dead, floating in Liliana Lynch's swimming pool. His skin is covered with blisters.

Dr. Holmgren finds clues about the orbs. It has been a theory of his that the 5 great civilizations developed with the help of a paranormal or extraterrestial influence -- a recipient of which would be the orbs. The 5 great civilizations were the Indo-European, the Chinese, the Sumerian, the Ægyptian, and the Indus Valley. Before the Aeon War, an ancient Indo-European city, Arkaim, had be discovered in the Southern Ural region of Russia; now, under the control of the Mi-Go. He theorizes that if an orb was to be found, it would certainly be in Arkaim.

Liliana auditions for a role in many movies, movies she would normally have disdained. But she's received a mission from The DIrector, and she must follow it. She's chosen for playing the main role in Steven Spielberg's "The Holocaust of the Mi-Go", which tells the story of how the Scandinavians sold the Jews to the Mi-Go to save their own life. She will play the role of Ms. Kauppi, a Finnish woman who sold a Jewish artist to the Mi-Go, but later regrets her actions and rescues thousands of Jews from a Mi-Go death camp.

[Lights! Camera! Action!] She converts hundreds of people to the abominable cult.

[RANDOM EVENT / Ambiguous Event] The Horrors Vroughis and Xanatos Zzon make a truce and will exchange information about the orbs and the plant.

Director
>+570 cultists (Los Angeles)
>15 cultists (actors) [2/3]
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>>4246811
>the Internet on Earth has been shut down, as well as TV and phone lines.
Qm , i'm not sorry for what it will be done , just remember that this world will be burned
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>>4246772
I'm typing your green text here so that it's saved in the archives.

>The table was set, now the only thing KEK needed to do is wait for the arrival of the mystery man.
>He didn’t know why he wanted to come but it was going to be dangerous for both.
>The mystery man could not look directly to KEK or he would risk becoming part of his cult, and KEK knew that the man was resistant to eldritch powers.
>In case on conflict none would dare say who would have the upper hand.
>Yet they share the same goal, entertainment.
>Turning the rules of the world upside down and building the utopia of madness.
>And so KEK sat on the end of the table to wait.

>When the mystery man arrived, a small pulse tried to change the air, but his presence was not strong enough to warp the palace KEK.
>They discuss the recent actions of the man over some biscuits and tea.
>At some point the man tried to morph the biscuits into fetuses but only got halfway there and changed them into raw organs.
>They were still eaten.
>Then they talk about the other gods.
>As much as the mystery man was a sadist, he wanted some type of status quo and the cannibal cult of Hastur left little space for their madness.
>And the Director seem to have the same goals, yet neither of them could guess who he was entertaining.
>Himself, his native species, the humans?

>The evening progressed while discussing new and inventive forms of tormenting humans.
>And so, a game was agreed.
>They had chosen a small town in Minnesota as the board, the rules were simple.
>They each had a single cultist and they would have to turn the maximum amount of people insane.
>They could use their powers but not go there, they couldn’t interfere with each other and no more cultist could be made.

>The bet was simple .
>If KEK won he would attempt to convert the mystery man to his cult.
>If the mystery man won, KEK would have to summon him before himself.
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Have Liliana continue making media appearances in the wake of the movie. Since her effect spreads by photos or videos too, just getting her trending would be enough to-

>>4246814
>the Internet on Earth has been shut down, as well as TV and phone lines.

Ah.

Oh no.

Gob, any idea how we keep going with the spread from here? Probably just print flyers with her eyes and spread them around for one.
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>>4246815
That was a possible future , now that future is dead.
I'm making a new one to complement my actions.
If the RNG gods want me dead so much i will destroy the them first. If KEK is nothing more than mutating information I will mutate into a emotion like hunger and i will consume the mystery man.
-KEK
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>>4246808
Why is the plant evolving wrong, I rolled really well?
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>>4246836
I have missed the critical roll. So I only gave it basic symbiotic powers. Its power will increase in the next chapter.
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>>4243114
Those who have lost the vote are gone. I wonder if it would be a better design to make two generic characters with different alignments.

Eulogy for the Fallen
>Ash'Baal, the impaled
>Visor, the mad
>Red Jr., the mysterious
>Kek on the right, the symbiote
>Mother Arkham, the fearsome
>The Last Defender, the wrathful
>Vrougris, the insatiable
>Xanatos Zzon, the insidious
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>>4246850
If my plan doesn't work they may as well be only 2 characters
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Rolled 19, 52, 47, 63, 37, 33, 38, 38, 1, 40, 66, 5, 5, 12, 94, 16, 7, 47, 56, 37 = 713 (20d100)

https://pastebin.com/Q7k6s7SM
>the pastebins dont expire, theres no need to put them here
>Action 1 2 3 Using the powers of "chaos magic" and "corruption" change KEK into joy
let's see what happens when i tried to become a gear in the human subconscious
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Rolled 36, 55, 94, 75, 61, 38, 3, 34, 68, 29, 7, 27, 92, 90, 86, 68, 83, 87, 86, 38 = 1157 (20d100)

>>4246808
I’ll give the ribgrip a little more time to sort itself out, but if that thing doesn’t work out symbiosis by the time I get back, I’m going to slap it silly.

Sym-bi-o-sis, stop being greedy, work together with your host, empower him to empower yourself. No use him being unconscious just so you can grow. Become stronger, faster, better!

Action 1: [Finest Specimens] Summon a Nil Cassidian Macro-Badger to sniff out the dragons blood plant. Armed with bulletproof quills, claws able to rend a tank in two and one of the greatest noses I have ever had the pleasure of designing, it is perfectly suited for the task of finding the plant
2 dice.

Action 2: [Survival of the fittest] my adorable plant. Make it similar to myself, amorphous rather than plantlike, such that it can conceal itself within its host soon enough and he can go back into public life. 2 dice.

Action 3: Have all my athletes come out in support of Toby, massively increasing my cult recruitment hopefully.

Toby Hamilton and The Ribgrip Synthevine
5 biologists
1000 improved females
1100 cultists
100 athletes
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>>4246868
Do you use a particular joy meme for [Corruption]?
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>>4246877
we are the target , if you want to ,use you can use the "frend meme" format
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End of turn in 33 minutes
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Rolled 78, 66, 83, 1, 23, 42, 71, 29, 99, 64, 97, 41, 18, 3, 34, 12, 28, 90, 89, 10 = 978 (20d100)

>>4246813
K mi-go are clearly hostile so we need some stealth

>Crossover: convert 100 cultists in 1 Ghost (marvel comics, 25 cultists), 1 Martian manhunter (DC comics, 50 cultists), and 1 gentleman ghost (DC, 25 cultists). (They all can be invisible and some other stuff but the martian manhunter have more powers so that's why i used 50 in him) x3

>recruit scientists and engineers x2
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>>4247009
>1
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Rolled 22, 63, 1, 48, 91, 40, 76, 82, 91, 37, 87, 80, 50, 26, 2, 17, 15, 23, 25, 74 = 950 (20d100)

>>4246979

Thanks for the heads up. My turn to take the lead then, since Gob is afk.

Action 1 (1): Print and pass out flyers for the new movie, claiming it as advertisement for the show since the internet is down. Those who see it would be converted to our cultists after seeing Liliana's eyes, and their orders would be to help spread the flyers too.

Action 2 (3): Keep trying to find the Dragon Plant.

Action 3: (1) Start mashing our LA cultists into a copy of the Marvel Cinematic Universe's Bruce Banner using The Best Crossover. He'll be the first of our cultists that can actually serve as a powerful weapon by themselves. Would think of something less generic but I've only got 10 minutes, uh oh.
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>>4247015
Dude... I... Well i mean, i did the same, but probably we cam vote for your actions or mine, but we got like... 2 minutes, yea, i think yours won bc of the 20th roll, and we, like, found the dragon plant in our backyard or something so that's cool
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>>4247030
Ah shit, I didn't refresh the thread before posting. I guess we started typing at the same time.

Well, neither is particularly time-sensitive and is just stuff on a to-do-list (Get fodder, get scientists, make specialised minions), so either should be fine.
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>>4247036
Yea, at least i think that 91 is not a critical so we didn't get an angry hulk against us or something like that, kinda feel bad bc of that wasted 1 in the scientists roll tho
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>>4247042

Pretty cool that we both got 1s for either course of action. Go Team Director!
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>>4247046
(High five with himself)
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>>4247009
>>4247015
I have no idea who all those characters are. That will be a challenge.

>>4247024
WTF are you talking about
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Just the hulk, pretty much.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>4247030
I've changed the rules in the OP. I don't use the 20th roll anymore but the QM makes a roll to pick. >>4242690

1: Gob
2: KB
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>>4247066
Wait, what actions are you going with then? Bc it's hard to believe you don't know who's bruce banner lmao (also to look for the characters, i think just quick reading their powers and how they look like in the DC and marvel wikis should be enough)
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>>4247077
Oh alright, again, just looking at their wikis should be enough
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SIXTH TURN

Art: "Ghoul" by ali-tunc, Creative Commons

>>4246868
Q: Can KEK turn into the joy meme?
Power: High
DC: Below Avg (combined powers)
Roll: 19, 52, 47, 63, 37
A: Yes

Q: Does KEK develop a new "joy" power?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 33
A: Yes

[Chaos Magic + Corruption] KEK concentrates TWO of his powers to turn into a meme of joy. His body duplicates several times, and the copies all hands together, smiling. The hands are then sewn together with rotten tendons, so that the KEKs cannot be separated. KEK's consciousness is not in any of the copies; it exists in all of them at the same time. Can KEK become the abstract, universal concept of joy? No, that is too fundamental and powerful of a form.

Letter from The Mystery Man:

"Congratulations on becoming an avatar of joy. The swastika that you see represents a clock of your shadow (Jungian concept). It represents your unconscious aspect with which you do not identify. If you still see it, it means that your success is only partial. I will summon a second clock. That will be the face of a frog, and the weaker it gets, the weaker your lifeforce will be. When the frog is completely gone, you will cease to exist.

Those clocks are my gift to you. I advise that you drink the champagne, or I will get very angry. Certainly, one of those little mouths of yours must be thirsty.

-The Mystery Man"

The face of Pepe the Frog is formed In the clouds of KEK's dimension, next to the giant swastika.

>For as long as KEK is in this form, he loses the power of Chaos Magic, and gains the following.
>Joy Magic: You can cast magic for the purpose of creating joy. The QM will determine if your spell is actually joyful or not.

>>4246870
Q: Can TDS summon a Macro-Badger?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 36, 55
A: Yes

Random Event Roll: 38
A: Move toward a thread

Q: Can he evolve the plant further?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 94, 75
A: Yes

Q: Can the athletes mass recruit?
Odds: No Way (no media)
Roll: 61
A: No

[Finest Specimen] The Nil Cassidian Macro-Badger appears in the Plateau of Tibet, in a devastated landscape. It picks up the smell of powerful predators: the malevolent worm "dhole" and the unmistakable stench of ghouls.

[RANDOM EVENT / Move toward a thread] More interestingly, it picks up the foul musk of the draconic "lindorm". While not a full-fledged, true dragon, its nest might be close to the dragon blood plant that you seek.

[Correction from last turn] Toby begins to adapt to photosynthesis breathing, and he feels that he has recovered all of his strength and breathing capacity. He develops a faint smell of chlorophylle.

[Survival of the Fittest] The adorable plant develops the ability to retract to a pocket inside of its host's abdomen. It is dormant in that state but can communicate with its host through dreams.

TDS
>Nil Cassidian Macro-Badger
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>>4247145

>>4247009
Q: Can he create Ghost?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 78
A: No

Q: Can he create Martian Manhunter?
Power: High
DC: Superhuman 2 ("He's just as strong as Superman") + 1 RS (only 50 sacrificed) = Superhuman 3
Roll: 66
A: No

Q: Can he create Gentleman Ghost?
Power: High
DC: Awesome (he's immortal and has many powers)
Roll: 83
A: No

Q: Can he recruit scientists?
Appeal: Exceptional
DC: Above Avg (specific)
Roll: 1, 23
A: Crit Yes, Yes

Recruitment Roll: 42 / 10 = 4.2

Q: Describe the crit scientist
Roll: 71, 29
A: Trick of Pain
A mad doctor

[The Best Crossover] The Director sacrifices some of his cultists to turn them into comic book heros, but the flesh is wasted and the cultists turn into a useless, lightly radioactive mass of flesh and bones, with a red cape on top of it.

In the dreamland, he recruits Dr. Sung-ho Cheon, a Korean psychiatrist who now lives in Tokyo, an expert in lobotomy and electroshock theapy and interrogation techniques, who only works for rich and famous people. Dr. Cheon has recently begun experimenting on alien brains -- his goal is to increase human intellect by grafting parts of alien brains on human brains. The Director also recruits a few engineers.

The Director
>Dr. Holmgren, Dr. Welsh, +Dr. Cheon
>+4 engineers
>-530 cultists (Los Angeles)
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>>4247148
K, more powerful = even more sacrifice needed, noted.

>-530 cultists (Los Angeles)
Hol up, i just spent 100, not the whole cult
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>>4247165
I wrote - to indicate a loss, not that you lost 530.
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>>4247171
Oooh, ok
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Rolled 40, 46, 82, 85, 84, 73, 28, 63, 27, 61, 93, 68, 90, 41, 32, 45, 38, 13, 64, 4 = 1077 (20d100)

>>4247145
>>4247145
"I have no strings so I have fun
I'm not tied to anyone"
>action 1 2 (3 rolls) use the my power to bring the joy of victory to those who fight against the rapine storm
>Action 3 use my power to convert cultist in japan into a version of me , pic related
and drink the champagne of the mystery man
The gods of RNG are trying to kill me. so let's give them a last chance.
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Rolled 48, 46, 24, 40, 65, 100, 69, 95, 72, 25, 90, 58, 19, 31, 18, 17, 90, 51, 29, 27 = 1014 (20d100)

>>4247145
My macro badger can probably handle the Lindorm, but I want to be especially sure.

Action 1: Summon a brutal, nigh invincible fire immune juggernaut, an adult Crag Behemoth. If the badger is the warrior of my party, this is my tank. 2 dice

Action 2: Now for the wizard. A creature feared by many others due to its electrophilic abilities, biologically coded to agitate the atmosphere to direct disintegrating lightning strikes upon its prey, the strongest of all the three creatures I have summoned so far. 2 dice

Action 3: Attack the Lindorm nest, all forces.
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>>4247188
This is hilarious and accurate in equal measure.
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>>4247193
Second creature, forgot to name it.

Hm...
Halcyokraken
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>>4247165
>found some movie monsters that you can convert your cultist
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>>4247148
Ok so, i think if we wanna use crossovers we need to use more human characters or with less superpowers, i think that's why ghost is average, so let's go with it + the other actions KB proposed earlier

> Print and pass out flyers for the new movie, claiming it as advertisement for the show since the internet is down. Those who see it would be converted to our cultists after seeing Liliana's eyes, and their orders would be to help spread the flyers too.

> Keep trying to find the Dragon Plant. x2

> Crossover: Transform 50 cultists in 1 Ghost (Marvel). if using 25 before was average, perhaps using the double could give us a bonus x2

Aaaand that's my proposal, wanna add somethin'?
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Rolled 35, 26, 12, 59, 76, 64, 32, 57, 97, 12, 94, 41, 13, 42, 44, 18, 68, 81, 65, 4 = 940 (20d100)

>>4247358
Rollin' cause it's been almost an hour
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>>4242685
SEVENTH TURN

>>4247183
Q: Can KEK bring joy to the NWG army?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 40, 46, 82
A: Yes, Yes, No

Q: Can he turn his cultists into Apu?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 85, 84
A: No

[Joy Magic] KEK channels his power of love to reach the New World Government troops that are fighting the Rapine Storm on China's border. They feel exhilarated, as if they had just destroyed a legion of cannibals and ghouls.

[Corruption] The KEK friends raise their hands in the air, but the spell fizzles. Most important of all, this failure does not prevent them from smiling. There is great beauty is seeing a spell fizzle and see the magical energy return to the source.

New World Government
>The Chinese troops gain a +1 morale bonus for the next two turns
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>>4247797

>>4247193
Q: Can TDS summon the Crag Behemoth?
Power: High
DC: Above Avg ("nigh invicible")
Roll: 48, 46
A: Yes

Q: Can he summon the Halcyokraken?
Power: High
DC: High ("strongest")
Roll: 24, 40
A: Yes

Q: Can he find the Lindorm nest?
Odds: 50/50 (no means interrupt)
Roll: 65
A: No

Q: Describe the interrupt
Rolls: 100, 69
A: Change of Wounds
cause wounds = monster
change = opposite

Q: Can TDS party win?
Odds: 50/50 (identical)
Roll: 95
A: No

[Finest Specimen] The Crag Behemoth and the Halcyokraken are summoned from Nil Cassidus. Their party follows the lindorm track, led by the Macro-Badger. Behind, a party of native creatures is stalking them! The enemy party is led by a Gibbering Horror, the "hounds of the Rapine Storm", who are "gifted with the astounding ability to track prey". It is followed by their tank: a gug, a hideous monster with "heavily muscled arms" ending in "enormous clawed paws". And last, their sorcerer, a cultist of Hastur called "Desolate One", who "commands the powers of cosmos" and is no "longer mortal".

The Desolate One attacks the Halcyokraken treacherously with paralyzing shadow tentacles, before the Crag Behemoth can come to its defense. Your wizard frees itself with lightning strikes, but The Desolate One now has initiative and riposts with more devastating spells. The cultists of Hastur are victorious, and the party of apex predators from Nil Cassidus is decimated!

TDS
>Lose the Nil Cassidian creatures

>>4247358
>>4247519
Q: Can he spread flyers?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 35
A: Yes

Q: Can he find the dragon plant?
Odds: Very Unlikely (Turn 5)
Roll: 26, 12
A: Yes

Q: Does sacrificing more grants a bonus?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 64
A: No

Q: Can he create a Ghost?
Power: High
DC: Avg (Turn 6)
Roll: 59, 76
A: Yes

"In general, you can likely pass out 30-50 flyers in an hour"
Flyer Roll: 32 * 250 = 8,000

The cultists of The Director pass out flyers for "The Holocaust of the Mi-Go" in the streets of Los Angeles. From looking at Liliana's beautiful yellow eyes, many people fall under the control of the Director.

Dr. Holmgren is an expert on the effects of occultism on history. He views the story of the Rapine Storm as the product of an Eldritch Horror, and with the help of Dr. Welsh, comes to the same conclusion as The Darwin Symbiote's team about the location of the plant. They suspect that the plant is located at the center of the region ravaged by Hastur's hordes, in the Tibetan Plateau.

[The Best Crossover] The flesh of 50 innocent cultists is taken to form the IT genius and supervillain Ghost of Marvel Comics.

Director
>8,500 cultists (Los Angeles)

Ghost
>Skilled marksman
>Brilliant inventor, tactician and computer hacker
>Superb intellect
>Invisibility
>Intangibility
>Stealth technology
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Rolled 91, 78, 35, 40, 66, 51, 42, 87, 28, 76, 8, 80, 60, 13, 66, 32, 90, 96, 99, 3 = 1141 (20d100)

>>4247803
Now that is certainly disappointing. I don’t want to have to break out the gigantic death monsters yet, so I’ll try once more subtlety before having to channel myself into summoning some sort of Titan.

This time, rogues do it from behind.

Psycho Wraith, turns itself invisible using advanced telepathic powers, then summons imaginary clones of itself that are only solid on the very tips of their claws, allowing it to butcher with impunity from total safety.

Truly fair and balanced game design. I mean design. Yes.
Anyway hopefully they won’t get spotted.

Action 1: Summon Psycho Wraith 2 dice.

Action 2: Summon Psycho Wraith

Action 3: Hunt the Lindorm. 2 dice
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Rolled 15, 82, 44, 25, 7, 42, 92, 85, 59, 16, 30, 84, 39, 90, 57, 4, 84, 50, 9, 12 = 926 (20d100)

>>4247803
Huh, i sacrificed 25 extra guys for nothing, but anyway, we got more folks

> keep spreading the flyers through Los Angeles, it has proven to be effective

> Ghost and the engineers, set up a work station/lab in the bunker and start developing copies of ghost's suit and weapons. he designed them before, so it shouldn't be that hard x3

> Recruit people in tokyo

Btw, wux, you'll do that roll to check if adding more cultists to the crossover gives a bonus every time i add extra cultists or that "no" just applies to the whole game from now on? Oh, also one more question, that said last thread about everything found in internet being public knowledge still counts, including the SCPs and all that stuff?

Rollin' bc, again, KB seems kinda dead rn
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>>4248007
To: KEK

"Hello? Is this thing working? (Tap sounds in the microphone) i guess so, anyway, first of all, let me say that i LOVED your work in Eldritch Wars: Pharaoh's Wra-... Do you felt a kind of... Deja vu? Meh, i don't know. i'm sending you this message to make you know this: maybe you already know i'm recruiting some folks in japan, but don't worry amigo, i'm not planning to be a threat for your cult or anything, so please don't touch my actors and i don't touch your guys, yeah? Cool"

(In the background) "FREDD?! I ASKED FOR -HOT- COFFEE, WHAT THE HELL IS T-"

-T.D
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>>4248007

Hi. Yeah, no objections. Next turn, I suggest we transform cultists into Taskmaster.

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Tony_Masters_(Earth-616)#Abilities

Not a particularly extreme superpower, so it shouldn't take us that many people to make. We can reshape multiple cultists to form a squad of super-soldiers who have photographic memory, martial training, greatly improved reflexes, and the ability to steal and match pretty much any fighting style. This should help us get ground troops that are far superior to any that other nations have.
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>>4248066
To the Director;
"Rejoice despite the fact this world will hurt you
Rejoice despite the fact this world will kill you
Rejoice despite the fact this world will tear you to shreds
Rejoice because you're trying your best"

-KEK
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Rolled 26, 34, 92, 18, 20, 31, 33, 82, 78, 45, 84, 51, 36, 23, 48, 46, 63, 16, 14, 39 = 879 (20d100)

>Action 1 (2 rolls) send this meme >>4248472
to the N.E.G. Non memetic, send by dreams or by machines
>action 2 (2 rolls) transform cultist on china into the I'm sorry John meme
>pic related
>action 3 use the garfield to attack the rapine storm (use the power of joy so the military don't attack them)
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>>4247858

>While playing strip poker with yourself , you receive a message
>Your cultist found a dead opossum inside a small summoning circle
>they don't know what to do , possums normally fake death
>it smells of sulfur
Do you touch it or not?
>yes , you can pass it to other PC
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>>4247797
>the champagne did nothing
I was not expecting that
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>>4248007
>you'll do that roll to check if adding more cultists to the crossover gives a bonus every time i add extra cultists
No, that was a one time roll.

>Oh, also one more question, that said last thread about everything found in internet being public knowledge still counts, including the SCPs and all that stuff?
I had rolled this question for fun in the last thread, but let's make this more serious.

Anything non-fictional that you find on the Internet is public knowledge. So anything related to Cthulhu mythos, CthulhuTech and SCP is fictional and not public knowledge.
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>>4248608

Sounds fair, yeah.
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>>4248608
You underestimate the amount of information we can find
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>>4248643
There is a lot of information online, but if you can find it then certainly it is public knowledge.

But wait... This looks like a top secret document? Did you hack the government?
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>>4248646
if you search you can find it, they actually delete the most fuck up tecniques before they make it public.
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>>4248649
What's the most fucked-up technique of unconvential warfare?
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>>4248651
I don't know, they are sanitice , but there's a book called "Rape, a tool of war"
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>>4248651
I thought you had also come from /pol/
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>>4248655
That's correct, my homeboards are /pol/ and /x/.
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>>4246850
I'm not gone.
Just lurking.
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>>4248699
I kept misreading your name, but I see that it is Vrougris. It sounds French, does it mean anything?
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>>4248702
Not that I'm aware of, no.
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>>4248450
Yep, i was thinking about him too, there's also Punisher, expert marksman, military training, infiltration, all that stuff, and still human
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>>4248699
Any ideas to increase the glory of KEK are appreciated, i got only the outline of a plan
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>>4248729

Pity that Infinite-Chan got taken down. That one was one of my favourite things for us to have last thread.
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EIGHTH TURN

Art: "Yeb" by KoTnoneKoT, Creative Commons license

>>4247858
Q: Can he summon Psycho Wrath 1?
Power: High
DC: High
Roll: 91, 78
A: No

Q: Can he summon Psycho Wraith 2?
Power: High
DC: High
Roll: 35
A: Yes

Q: Can he hunt the Lindorm?
Odds: 50/50 (assassin type so must have tracking abilities?)
Roll: 40, 66
A: Yes

Q: Is the Lindorm "close by"?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 51
A: No

Q: Generate an event
Roll: 42, 87
A: Haggle of Magic
crude magic
Rolls: 28, 76
A: Separate of the Mundane
alternate plane

You summon a Psycho Wraith to the Tibetan Plateau... He has the good reflex of keeping himself invisible upon entry to our dimension, for Hastur's monsters are still there, eating the pathetic carcasses of his unsuccessful predecessors. He ignores them, and follows the track of the dragon. He walks for several kilometers, until he reaches a scorched area, where there is no vegetation. His paranormal senses alert him of a faint magnetic field that suggests the remnants of some crude magic, and perhaps an alternate plane of existence altogether.

TDS
>Psycho Wraith

>>4248007
Q: Can he spread more flyers?
Odds: Likely (turn 7)
Roll: 15
A: Critical Yes
Crit: double roll

Flyer Rolls: (42, 92) * 250 = 33,500

Q: Can he set up a lab in the bunker?
Odds: Very Likely (I see no difficulty to this)
Roll: 82, 44, 25
A: Yes, Yes, Yes

Q: Can he recruit people in Tokyo?
Appeal: Exceptional
DC: Avg
Roll: 7
A: Crit Yes
Crit: double roll

Recruit Roll: 85, 59 = 144

Random Event Roll: 16
A: NPC Action

The Director's cultists organize a mass campaign to advertise Steven Spielberg's movie. They distribute the flyers everywhere, on the beach, in the streets, cosplaying as Jewish prisoners and Mi-Go and re-enacting poignant scenes of the movie that Liliana had memorized from what she saw of the script.

[Superb Intellect] Under the supervision of Ghost's superb intellect, the engineers build an advanced GhostTech lab inside of the empty bunker. Ghost also proclaims himself the new cult leader, for he's the only person capable of leading the cult against the oppressive forces of capitalism that have ensnared mankind into the distrous Aeon War. The engineers recognize his intellectual superiority and accept his leadership.

The Director produces a "Neon Genesis Evangelion" anime movie featuring bio-machine mecha fighting the Mi-Go and with thematics of "archetypical imagery" derived from the Cthulhu Mythos. It is a superb film, with perfect animation, plot, and voice acting, that is positively reviewed by the dreamers of Tokyo.

[RANDOM EVENT / NPC Action] Liliana's swimming pool is now filled with clones of the dead homeless person, releasing a stench of rotten flesh.

TD
>GhostTech lab [3/3]
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>>4248755

>>4248477
Q: Can he send the meme to the N.E.G.?
Appeal: Exceptional
DC: Avg
Roll: 26, 34
A: Yes

Q: Does the N.E.G. accept to speak to KEK?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 31
A: Yes

Q: Can he transform Chinese cultists?
Power: High
DC: Above Avg (thing is huge)
Roll: 92, 18
A: Yes

Q: Can he use the Garfield attack on the Rapine Storm?
Roll: 20
A: Irrelevant

The New Earth Government receives KEK's non-memetic message. World President Donald Trump makes a short TV broadcast before disconnecting the TV network again.

"Mr. Tsathoggua, we have received your message. We accept to speak to you if you send an ambassador to D.C."

[Corruption] KEK forms a gigantic Garfield memetic entity out of his Chinese cultists in Guangdong. The Garfield monster crawls over the wall separating human territory from the Rapine Storm. The soldiers are terrified -- they have never seen an alien of such size. The power of joy prevents them from attacking, but nothing can block the primal fear felt from seeing such an invicible predator. Garfield slaughters thousands of cannibals and ghouls, but he's a single creature fighting an entire nation, and little by little, he's devoured alive by the hungry hordes. No one will ever understand what happened.
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>>4248755
Wait, so I’m at the lindorm nest where the plant grows and the lindorm luckily isn’t even here?
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>Action 1 (2): Consult our experts (Dr. Sung-ho Cheon), as well as the info we would've needed to obtain in the course of the Evangelion Movie, and try and figure out an effective strategy for combating Mi-Go.

>Action 2 (2): Mash 150 people (15 each) into 10 Taskmasters. >>4248450

>Action 3 (1): Drain the pool and attempt to investigate what's going on with the multiplying corpse. Have our cultists use hazmat gear while handling it.

Glad we didn't have Liliana accept that invite, huh?
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>>4248765
No, you have reached an area with no vegetation or plants.
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Rolled 41, 40, 100, 60, 63, 5, 100, 6, 93, 70, 18, 29, 87, 45, 4, 62, 37, 79, 64, 97 = 1100 (20d100)

>action 1 overcharge one of my cultist with the power of joy so it becomes a beacon of happiness and what not
>action 2 (2 rolls) send him to the N.E.G.with so brightly colored clothes he becomes a eye sore, if action 1 fails he is still going
>action 3 (2 rolls) use the power of joy to actually remove any kind of happiness or joy the rapine cultist get from their... murder?
the garfield has given me enough information of what is there to actually enter, shame he died
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>>4248784
The dice gods actually want me dead
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>>4248786
You think that's bad? Watch this.
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Rolled 54, 50, 89, 14, 47, 47, 48, 77, 75, 35, 61, 61, 41, 87, 52, 33, 5, 52, 54, 73 = 1055 (20d100)

>>4248767

>>4248786
>>4248800

Here I go too.
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Rolled 81, 5, 95, 4, 13, 41, 73, 24, 77, 57, 93, 18, 74, 31, 69, 30, 31, 30, 41, 26 = 913 (20d100)

>>4248768
Right.

>>4248755
Action 1: Wraith, locate the Lindorm nest. The nest, not the Lindorm itself. Attack if spotted by letting your nigh untouchable clone destroy everything. 2 dice.

Action 2: Attempt to recruit archaeologists using Toby’s vast funding. 1 dice

Action 3: Attempt to summon a baby Albino Macropsychon Hydra Leviathanicus Maximon from the oceans of Nil Cassidus.


Now, I’ve been rather disappointed recently with my creatures, I’m the master of evolution but they’ve been easily defeated and had no better than 50% odds against some randos.
Honestly this is embarrassing, so I thought hey, nobody is going to slow down for my sake, better step up my game and make creatures that are actually dangerous.

This is the result of that, I may have gone overboard,

Summoning a baby leviathan, as I’m pretty sure the test for an adult would take me like 20 turns to pass with my luck, or be flat out impossible.

Babies are about the size of killer whales and grow eventually to about twenty kilometers long at adulthood.
They have Superhuman 2 rated physique when fully grown, and immense psychic powers that begin to develop throughout adolescence, which occurs around the 750 year mark, the 2000 year mark denoting adulthood, 5000 year marks the venerable creatures who have maximised their psychic potential, and around 20,000 they collapse under their own mass which has increased this whole time.

They reproduce asexually.

The creature I am currently summoning, a baby, however possesses no psychic abilities yet but is by far and away the most dangerous creature in the ocean.
I’d rate its physique on the mythic chart... High.

2 dice.
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>>4248804
Hey I think I crit.
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>>4248804
I will asume you will not touch the possum>>4248480
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>>4248809
You would assume wrong as I was asleep at that time I think, my apologies.
Touch the possum.

Also I don’t think I ever got a response from whoever sent me that box ages ago, was that you or someone else?
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>>4248810
That was the mystery man inviting you for dinner.
Knowing how he lives outside of time you can probably cach up to him, but he did massively fuck me so be more wary then with me.
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>>4248810
>your cultist decide to move it with a broomstick
>then it happens
roll 1d8
1-It's a minor demon, you gain a opossum demon to your cult
2-It doesn't matter what you do , the opossum god has been summoned, no garbage can is safe
3-For some reason is full of garlic bread
4-5-It's ALIVE, but it runs away
6-It pops with a shower of confetti
7-It bites one of your cultist, he has a possum permanently attached to him,(no actual effect)
8-For disrupting the ritual you are enemies with a fairy
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>>4248814

He left a multiplying corpse in our pool too. A corpse that might have been our star actor if we were less careful. But maybe that could be of use somehow.
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Rolled 1 (1d8)

>>4248815
Come on number 3, saves on food costs
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>>4248818
They are probably alive and will scream eldritch truths to permanently turn off your cult
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>>4248819
congratulations , you have the demon
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>>4248820

Hey TDS, care for some infinite fishfood for your new friend?
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>>4248767
Well, we don't really need to actually combat if our troops are invisible and intangible, just an infiltration mission with low profile, also taskmaster and ghost both know about strategy by themselves, so i propose this:

> (x2) Start designing and producing copies of Ghost's suit and weapons. Again, he designed them before so it shouldn't be that hard

> (x2) Transform 300 people (30 each) into 10 Taskmasters. >>4248450
Ghost used 25, let's not risk using less

> Drain the pool and attempt to investigate what's going on with the multiplying corpse. Have our cultists use hazmat gear while handling it.
I'm not sure about this one but let's do it anyway cause maybe it means a bad thing

As always, if you don't want to change anything in these, roll
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>>4248835
What kind of weird ass script are you making that requires eleven clones of taskmaster?
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>>4248803
Aw hell you already rolled, meh, those are good anyway, maybe we could've changed the first one but it's fine
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>>4248839
Actually just ten, not eleven
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>>4248835
>>4248843

I think following the rules, you can still roll, and if I choose to vote for yours, it happens regardless.

My rolls were pretty decent. But if you'd like to give it a go too, roll, and I'll automatically shift my vote to you no matter the result.
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>>4248839

Ghost VS Taskforce 11, a major motion picture starring Liliana Lynch. It'll be a banger, just you wait.

Also let us know where we can Cut! the body to, if you want multiplying fish food. >>4248839
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>>4248852
>>4248851

Actually we should've done that and teleported the body somewhere else, but i don't know if i should change that in my proposal and roll, bc that would risk the good rolls
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>>4248855

I've got some plans for the body, if it turns out to have anything special to it. Cutting it somewhere is definitely gonna be of help, but we want it in our possession for now.
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>>4248862
Are you going to make a movie about it?
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>>4248852
Ah good, I was beginning to think you might have been misusing studio funding to create a private army or something.

Luckily it’s just a crossover.

As for multiplying fish food... tempting. I’ll have to see if I’m actually allowed to bring out the Albino Macropsychon Hydra Leviathanicus Maximon first,
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>>4248862
Fair enough, maybe Dr Cheon could help with that later
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>>4248863
Yea why not, human centipede vibes
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>>4248870
let me fotoshopit into reality.
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>>4248870
> just realised i have this pic in my archives
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>>4248786
Isn't it ironic that Kek prays to the Dice Gods?
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>>4248887
They are the only thing i can't kill... yet
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Rolled 19, 47, 93, 15 = 174 (4d100)

It's time to evaluate the relate strength of the NPCs.

1-10: Very Strong
11-30: Strong
31-60: Average
61-90: Weak
91-00: Very Weak

>Mystery Man
>Vroughis
>Xanatos
>TLD
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Rolled 77, 22, 77, 49, 6, 18, 13, 58, 2, 21, 79, 39, 21, 32, 69, 51, 24, 73, 19, 44 = 794 (20d100)

>>4248924
Mystery Man
>Infiltrate The N.E.G. x3
>Infiltrate The Director's Cult x1
>Infiltrate The Darwin's Cult x1

The Last Defender
>Study world events to detect patterns consistent with the previous world x5
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>>4248924
TLD is the strongest? Art really does imitate life doesn’t it?
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>>4248927
>77 , 22, 77
do NPC trigger chaos magic?
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>>4248936
I would say no, because if I post a lot of NPC actions that would create too many random events, i.e. a lot of events that the players can't counter with strategy.
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>>4248944
ok, is reasonable
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>>4248927
"Hey hey hey, get hell out of my set!"
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>>4242685
NINTH TURN

Art: "Milarepa, the One Who Harkened" by Nicholas Roerich

>>4248784
Q: Can he overcharge one of his cultists?
Power: High
DC: Below Avg
Roll: 41
A: Yes

Q: Define the cultist
/pol/ generator
Roll: 93, 70, 18, 29
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/93701308/#93701829
User name "ASSHOLES"

Q: How does the meeting with the N.E.G. go?
Roll: 40, 100 (rolling on Event charts)
A: Postpone of Information
some tinfoil postpones the information

Q: Can he remove joy from the Rapine cultists?
Power: High
DC: Superhuman 3 (minimum cult rank)
Roll: 60, 63
A: No

[Joy Magic] KEK overcharge Dylan Sanders, a typical American asshole, with the power of Joy. There are two side effects to becoming a beacon of joy: 1) Happy people love you more; and 2) Unhappy people hate you more. The second effect might be unexpected, but it is explained by the concept of human jealousy.

The cultist already has a lot of brightly-colored clothes, so he doesn't need to go shopping to complete his mission. He shows up to the N.E.G. dressed like a vacationer. What happens after he enters the complex is unknown -- the building seems to be protected against eldritch interference.

[Joy Magic] It seems difficult or impossible to remove joy from the cannibals, ghouls and monsters of the Rapine Storm.

>>4248804
Q: Can he locate the nest?
Odds: Unlikely (just for the sake of making it difficult)
Roll: 81, 5
A: Crit Yes
Crit: 1 turn locating + only one monster

Q: Can he recruit archeologists?
Appeal: Above Avg
DC: Above Avg (specific)
Roll: 95
A: Crit No

Inquisition Roll: 41 / 5 = 8.2

Q: Can he summon the baby leviathan?
Power: High
DC: Superhuman 2 (highest rank mentioned) - 1 RS ("baby") = Superhuman
Roll: 4, 13
A: Yes

Coordinates generated with https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates
Latitude: -54.70387, Longitude: 131.43589

The Wraith enters the ghastly dimension, the one that is referenced as the "Plateau of Leng" in the Necronomicon (cf. "The Hound" by Lovecraft), and is coexistant with the material Tibetan Plateau. The environment is cold, dry, and hideous, but the Wraith is indifferent to such detail. The track leads to the mountains, and there he finds the Lindorm, asleep in a cavern.

You invade the dream of archeologists, but one of them, who specializes in occult antiquities, correctly identifies the abnormal dreams as a mind invasion from an extraterrestrial, similar to the dreams caused by the Elohim of mythology. He publishes an article about his experience, containing as many details as possible to identify your nature.

The baby Leviathan appears in the ocean between Australia and Antarctica.

TDS
>Psycho Wraith, +Baby Leviathan
>+8 inquisitors (occult archeologists)
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>>4249100

>>4248767
>>4248803
Q: What's Dr. Cheon's strategy?
Roll: 54, 50 (rolling on Event charts)
A: Kill of Travel
make the Mi-Go less mobile

Q: Can he create 10 Taskmasters?
Power: High
DC: Avg + 3 RS (multiple) = Exceptional
Roll: 89, 14
A: Yes

Q: Can he investigate the corpses?
Odds: No Way (MM ranked strong >>4248924)
Roll: 47, 47
A: No

Dr. Cheon shares his analysis of the Mi-Go. As a doctor of medicine, he knows a bit about Mi-Go physiology, and he knows that the Mi-Go are much slower when they are flying than when they are walking. He suggests a strategy that destroys the land, such as burning forests.

[The Best Crossover] The Director mashes 150 different people into 10 Taskmasters. The ritual is repugnant and will not be described. The newly-born creatures appear inside of a magical circle, confused at seeing clones of themselves around them.

Ghost and his engineers investigate the mystery of the swimming pool scene, but they are unable to deduce what happened -- a rare failure for the superhero. They drain the pool and burn the bodies, so that the stench does not attract attention from the authorities.

The Director
>Ghost, +10 Taskmasters

>>4248924
>>4248927
FIRST SURPRISE TURN

>Mystery Man
Q: Infiltrate The N.E.G. x3
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 77, 22, 77
A: Yes
Q: Infiltrate The Director's Cult x1
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 49
A: Yes
Q: Infiltrate The Darwin's Cult x1
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 6
A: Crit Yes
Crit: he's influent in the cult

>The Last Defender
Q: Study world events x5
Odds: Impossible
Roll: 18, 13, 58, 2, 21
A: Yes

[Mystery Man's exact actions will remain a mystery.]

The Last Defender analyzes all the data that he can find about his new world. He comes up to the conclusion that this world is in danger, a danger of the same nature as the world he left (the previous thread), and that he's the only person who can counter it. The loss of the Russian government to the N.E.G is an extra difficulty for him, but he's loaded with SCP artifacts, so he's still as powerful as ever.
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I forgot to post the Mi-Go's speed.
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>>4249044
https://pastebin.com/Q4QJETrV
>Very short
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>>4249100
Qm, i have a question with the joy power...
am I able to interact physical with it. When i tried to give the edge to the chinese army i just did nothing tangible and when i powered one of my cultist it just made all worse... can i change any emotion or .. Did i miss translated something , i can't seem to understand what is its purpose.
I guess the mystery man was right ,i'm losing the meaning of KEK
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>>4249103
Ok destroying stuff isn't very stealthy, but that info is useful at least

>Print a lot of flyers and start spreading them in a publicity campaign through all the country x2

> Ghost and the engineers, start working in developing and producing copies of ghost's suit and weapons. Again, ghost designed them before, shouldn't be that hard x2

> prepare a fake summoning, claiming that we are going to summon mystery man and kill him, the "summoners" will actually be the 15 transformed actors, so if someone that is not a cultist tries to enter and "save" their lord, they will get under my control (no regular cultist should know it's fake, just the transformed ones know)

KB, y'know, as always
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>>4249143

I agree with the first two. Could you explain the rationale behind the third? I don't quite get it.
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>>4249152
Mystery man, he bad, and he got people inside our cult, we don't know how or why tho, but better play it safe
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Rolled 20, 43, 52, 53, 100, 95, 78, 28, 87, 94, 95, 58, 97, 33, 61, 19, 69, 19, 65, 66 = 1232 (20d100)

>>4249162
Ah, I see. Yeah, makes sense.
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>>4249136
Yes, you can interact physically with Joy magic.

As an unsummoned horror, you can't change the outcome of a war with just one spell. That is why the effect on the Chinese army might seem weak.
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>>4249169

Oh no
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>>4249169
...fuck, that's not good at all
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Rolled 100, 17, 13, 46, 66, 1, 7, 37, 76, 86, 85, 27, 56, 49, 32, 80, 88, 19, 63, 10 = 958 (20d100)

>>4249100
Action 1: Assassinate the Lindorm.
You’re built for this and this alone, and it’s sleeping, you better not fuck it up. 2 dice.

Action 2: [Survival of the Fittest] The Leviathan.
Hyper Accelerated Ageing, I want it to get a lot older a lot faster, without risk. 2 dice

Action 3: Try once more to recruit archaeologists.
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>>4249190
Well... here’s hoping it got assassinated. A 17 isn’t bad. Just ignore the 100, simple.
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>>4249180
> mfw we actually summon mystery man somehow
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Rolled 87, 59, 87, 50, 99, 9, 63, 80, 30, 41, 10, 25, 53, 94, 100, 61, 55, 97, 26, 45 = 1171 (20d100)

>>4249100
>action 1 (3 rolls) redirect the joy of some members of the rapine storm (1500) so the gain more joy killing other members of the same cult
>action 2 corrupt cultist around the world.
-meme chosen; gondola power; cannot interact with the world but is indestructible
>action 3 let them travel the world , observing
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Forgot the picture of gondola but... it seem it won't matter
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>>4249169
>>4249190
>>4249262

>100, 100, 99
Yep, this turn is cursed

>>4249334
Yeees
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>>4249659
Checked.
I did get a 1 though, which I’m 99% sure is going to end up just so happening to be the Lindorm counter attack roll and make me cry
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>a bit difficult to read
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>>4249709
>just realised you ment a counter attack FROM the lincolns so this makes no sense
Damn
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>>4249725
Lets hope it’s not another Lincoln counterattack, after what happened last time.
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>>4249775
I think that Abraham Lincoln is dead for good, this time.
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>>4250417
Haha well this is a game of devilish difficulty.
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TENTH TURN

Chaos Level increased to Level 6 starting next turn.

Onirophagus - "Nyarlathotep"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIQ_awCUu4A

Art: "The Song of Shambhala" by Nicholas Roerich

>>4249143
>>4249169
Q: Is the flyer campaign successful?
Odds: Likely (Turn 7, 8)
Roll: 20, 43
A: Yes, Yes

Q: Can the engineers produce copies of Ghost's suit?
Odds: Near Sure Thing
Roll: 52, 53
A: Yes

Q: Does the fake summoning catch the infiltrator?
Roll: 100
A: Crit No

Q: Describe the crit
Roll: 95, 78
A: Punish of Masses
Punish the masses of the cult

Q: Describe the punishment
Roll: 28, 87
A: Separate of Magic
Beheaded with a magic spell

Recruitment Roll: (94, 95) * 250 = 47,250
Suit roll: 58 / 10 = 5.8

The Director's cultists print flyers and distribute them in the state of California. The campaign is successful, and his cult grows to exceptional proportions.

Ghost and his engineers begin the production of GhostTech suits. The lab is so well-designed that Ghost doesn't need to supervise the work.

[Exceptional Failure] The 15 transformed actors gather in Liliana's summoning room. They trace a goetic circle on the floor with a paste made of rotten flesh, and begin the ritual. Unexpectedly, a rotten, homeless man rises in the middle of the circle. He chants a few unintelligible words and a massive guillotine, [Damocles' Guillotine], appears in the room. The 15 cultists are piled on top of each other in the mystic device, and are sacrificed. The Guillotine then disappears.

The Director
>0 cultists (actors) [3/3]
>88,950 cultists (Los Angeles)
>6 GhostTech suits

>>4249190
Q: Can he assassinate the Lindorm?
Odds: Likely + 3 RS (asleep) = A Sure Thing
Roll: 100, 17
A: Crit Yes

Q: Can he age the Leviathan?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 13, 46
A: Crit Yes
Crit: stabilized aging

Q: Can Toby recruit archaeologists?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 66
A: Yes

Recruit Roll: 1

Your wraith summons clones of itself and butchers the sleeping Lindorm. Blood sprays everywhere, and the odor is so sickening that the wraith faints. That was such an easy kill that even the Macro-Badger alone could have defeated it.

[Survival of the Fittest] The Leviathan's genes are artificially altered so that it ages more quickly. Of course, this would also mean that it would die faster, however The Darwin Symbiote predicts this undesired side effect and restores the genes to what they were before once the Leviathan reaches adolescence, which marks the development of its psychic abilities. The monstrous creature devours a whale to celebrate its first birthday.

Toby recruits an archeologist who specializes in Egyptology.

TDS
>Adolescent Leviathan (Pacific)
>1 egyptologist
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>>4249262
Q: Can he get The Rapine Storm cultists to kill each other?
Power: High
DC: High (mass spell)
Roll: 87, 59, 87
A: No

Q: Can he create gondola corruption?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 50
A: Yes

Cultist Roll: 9

Q: What do they observe?
Roll: 99, 9
A: Oppress of Evil
The oppression of the evil of war

Q: How the embassy meeting go well?
Odds: Likely (Joy buff)
Roll: 63
A: Yes

[Joy Magic] A few of Hastur's cultists discover the joy of cannibalizing each other; a game at which the ghouls are significant better at than humans. Hastur loses a few hundred cultists, such an insignificant loss that he doesn't notice it, as he has millions and millions of them, in an area that stretches from the Caucasus to Northern Australia.

[Corruption] Cultists are transformed into the Gondola Spurdo, the silent walker of wu wei. They walk through the horror of the battlefield, unharmed, unnoticed, indifferent to the lasers, the explosions and the screams of the mutilated; they take note of the futility of human existence, the demiurgic illusions which trap mankind in languishing torpor. They exist and do not exist at the same time; connected with the Great Dao, the question of existence is irrelevant to them, for they have already won the game.

KEK's ambassador leaves the White House. He is now back in his god's awareness and sends a telepathic report to him. The N.E.G. accepts to befriend Tsathoggua, and accepts that he keeps his current slaves, but does not accept further attacks on humanity's right to self-determination -- that is, Tsathoggua can be ally if he stops converting people to his cult through supernatural means.

KEK
>9 Gondola Spurdo
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>>4248924
A summary of the cults.

The Darwin Symbiote
>Toby Hamilton & Ribgrip (London)
>Psycho Wraith (Plateau of Leng), Adolescent Leviathan (Pacific)
>1 egyptologist, 5 botanists
>100 athletes
>1,000 cultists (improved females)
>1,100 cultists (London)
>inquisitors (50 soccer club) (8 occult archeologists)

KEK
>Joy magic [temporary]
>9 Gondola Spurdo
>200,000 cultists (Tokyo)
>28 million cultists worldwide
>Inquisition: {none}

The Director
>Liliana Lynch (transformed)
>Ghost, 10 Taskmasters
>Dr. Holmgren, Dr. Welsh, Dr. Cheon
>2 directors, 5 actors
>88,950 cultists (California)
>140 cultists (Tokyo)
>military base [1/3] (Los Angeles)
>GhostTech lab [3/3], 6 GhostTech suits
>Inquisition (40 ufologists)
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>>4250481
(Some sad and dramatic music and raining sounds start playing from nowhere) "NOOOO! (crying voice) H-HE WAS MY FAVORITE! (Normal voice and the music stops) what was his name again? Uuuuh mark? Matt? Y'know what? I don't care"

>>4250417
Except the director* am i right?
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>>4250515
you were pissing on the mystery man and 15 of your actors are dead
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Rolled 65, 20, 57, 81, 6, 76, 96, 42, 21, 52, 83, 7, 43, 52, 88, 26, 50, 20, 44, 25 = 954 (20d100)

>>4250483
so as long as i don't recruit with memetic agents they will leave me alone... fair i suppose
>action 1 (2 rolls) Request the N.E.G. access to their archives of knowledge.
>Action 2 corrupt one of my cultist into the Big Brain Wojak meme
>Action 3 (2 rolls) Using joy magic materialise small packets of medicine/food in the places the Gondolas consider appropriate, with a pamphlet on the benefits of the church of Kek
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>>4250524
True
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Rolled 53, 56, 77, 96, 39, 73, 77, 72, 90, 97, 7, 6, 73, 53, 83, 33, 77, 89, 51, 68 = 1270 (20d100)

>>4250481
Action 1: Wraith, search the Lindorm nest for the dragons blood plant. I believe it keeps the plant close by. 2 dice

Action 2: Summon another wraith of opposite sex in the Lindorm nest to reward my assassin, it shall now be a wraith nest and produce lots of lovely wraiths to one day overwhelm the planet.

Action 3: Work with my Egyptologist to try and determine the location of an orb of crystalline perfection in aegyptus. 2 dice

Action 3:
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>>4250534

Will vote for whatever you pitch this turn. I think we might want to wander into Mi-Go territory for the orb soon.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>4250546
Duplicate value detected. Rolling to know if we choose the first or second "Action 3".
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>>4250552
Oh no.

But the second action 3 is just blank
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>>4250553
That was just a joke.
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>>4250557
Jokes are banned.
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>>4250549
Soon, we need to prepare first, but we can send someone to scout tho

>>4250481

>Equip 1 taskmaster with a GhostTech suit, activating the invisibility and teleport him using [Cut!] to somewhere near Arkaim x2

> Start working in Ghost's weapons, and maybe some more suits x2

> keep spreading the flyers through the country with our campaign
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Rolled 57, 93, 74, 8, 100, 16, 60, 33, 82, 47, 26, 44, 6, 7, 3, 65, 2, 10, 10, 73 = 816 (20d100)

>>4250579
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>>4250562
Congratulations, you've defeated KEK.
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>>4250582
>keep spreading the flyers through the country with our campaign
>100

Oh boy, can't wait to see how this goes wrong.
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>>4250585
It's a recruit roll, and it's a likely roll, so Inquisitors. i dunno if bad ones tho, bc again, the likely crit fails are at 96, maybe regular ones

Also i hope that 57 is enough, i just chose just one taskmaster so we wouldn't get a higher difficulty (but that juicy 7 in the weapons, woah mama)
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>>4250531
A box is sent to your pyramid...

>>4250546
A box is sent to Toby's house...

>>4250582
A box is sent to Liliana's house...

It comes with a small card.

"This box is a present for you. I would consider it extremely rude if you didn't open it.

-The Mystery Man"
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>>4250611

Dear god. I vote we get Liliana out of range, then have some general staff open it- that's right- in the drained swimming pool again.
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>>4250611
Fuck it , I already have a Love-Hate relationship with him, I open it myself
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>>4250611
I can’t resist. Open it.
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>>4250611
I wonder what level this box will be
1- cosmetic
2-minor changes
3-major changes
4-Apocalypse
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>>4250613
Uh... I dunno, that hobo looked kinda dead, make just 3 staff members open it, but far from the house, just in case
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>>4250613
>>4250614
>>4250618
Roll 1d10

1) a beautiful obsidian athame +1
2) a bottle of Dom Pérignon 1982
3) a bottle of sparkling wine, two cans of Spam, crackers
4) a monkey's paw in a jar
5) a homeless person, alive
6) a homeless person, alive and sickly looking
7) an Egyptian mummy, partly liquefied
8) a cursed doll, carying the Ebola virus
9) a Mi-Go
10) The Last Defender
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>4250628
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4250628
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>>4250628
this is definitely a type 3 box
the fact that you can pull out TLD is terrifiying
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>4250628
>>4250621

Yeah. Going with opening far from the house then.

Please not a 10 please not a 10 please not a 10-
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>>4250658
Oh no
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>>4250658

FUCK.
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>>4250661
I came here for this.

So how's the war going? <3
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Rolled 291, 585, 882 = 1758 (3d1000)

Rolling for The Last Defender's SCPs (if relevant).
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>>4250680
291 and 585 are scarily dangerous for him to have.
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>>4250680
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>>4250692
Actually 291 isn't that dangerous, he would need to capture something alive, and to do so in an offensive strategy he would need something strong, like an alien or one of your creatures, possible but not an easy task, the pencils, well, yea
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>>4250658
Well, at least the staff are not cultists, and they were far from the house, so he doesn't know where our base is
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>>4250794
I wouldn’t underestimate 291’s ability to be used to infiltrate.

But yeah, it’s situational in use, not as certainly dangerous as TLD with a solid graphite rod capable of splitting atoms.

>>4250807
Can’t he just like, ask them who they work for and where the house is, or interrogate them?
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>>4250815
There's a probability they don't even know about the cult tho
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>4250815
>Can’t he just like, ask them who they work for and where the house is, or interrogate them?
Excellent suggestion.

1) TLD gets uncontrollably angry
2) He interrogates them
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>>4250817
>>4250818
Well it seems disaster is averted
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>>4250818
Classic TLD
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>>4250818
even the dice gods are consistent with his personality
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>>4250830
ok guys im back.

just realized this quest existed and lefts rolls are the same as usual
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>>4250857
Welcome back
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>>4250857
wellcome back
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>>4250868
thx
whats our gameplan this time? I would say turn our men into the nordic man meme and use our joy powers to stop depression in people to convert them to our cult
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>>4250628

ELEVENTH TURN
The Chaos Level increases...

Art: "Fire Blossom" by Nicholas Roerich.
Arkaim Infographic by Jvtrplzz, Creative Commons


>>4250531
Q: Will the N.E.G. grant him access to the archives?
Odds: Likely ("friends")
Roll: 65, 20
A: Yes

Q: Can he create Big Brain Wojak?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 57
A: Yes

Coordinates
https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates
Latitude: 43.63914, Longitude: 13.41810

Q: Can he materialize the packets?
Power: High
DC: Weak
Roll: 81, 6
A: Crit Yes

Recruitment roll: 76, 96 = 172

[SURPRISE EVENT / The Mystery Man] The beautiful athame gifted by The Mystery Man grants a +1 RS (Rank Shift) bonus to melee attacks and damage.

The N.E.G. gives KEK's ambassador unlimited access to military and CIA archives, with two restrictions: 1) He must be supervised, and 2) He cannot consult the files about himself or political figures.

In the seaport of Ancona, Italy, a construction worker turns into Big Brain Wojak. His brain develops so big that he is permanently seated on it. He names himself Primus, and only speaks telepathically in the Latin language.
The Gondola Spurdos travel to India, a nation that has greatly suffered from the war, where they distribute packets of food and medicine, and pamphlets about the Church of KEK. As they are outside of the human world, no one really notices them, but as the pamphlets come with useful packets, the cult of KEK gets quite popular in the lower caste population, and he gets compared to Ganesha, the benevolent elephant deity.

The main message of the Churn of KEK is that Pepe is the son, and KEK the father, the Krishna Consciousness.

KEK
>Primus
>172 Indian cultists

>>4250546
Q: Does the nest contain dragon blood plant?
Odds: 50/50 ("might be close to the dragon blood plant")
Roll: 53, 56
A: Yes

Q: Can he summon another wraith?
Power: High
DC: High (Turn 8)
Roll: 77
A: No

Q: Can he find the orb?
Odds: Impossible
Roll: 96, 39
A: No

(TDS)

The wraith detects that the bedding of the Lindorm is probably made of dried dragon blood plant, because it contains strong psychic energy.

[Finest Specimen] The summoning of another wraith fails, and only a severed head appears in the cavern.

The archeologist begins his search for the orb in ancient Egyptian texts, but he doesn't really understand what he's looking for.
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>>4250857
That reminded me that xanatos/readryth also disappeared

>>4250875
Join the director and forget kek's boring and beret-less plans

-kek to the director
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>>4250579
>>4250582
Q: Can he teleport safely?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 57, 93
A: Yes

Q: Can he craft weaponry?
Odds: Near Sure Thing
Roll: 74, 8
A: Crit Yes

Weapon Roll: 16, 60 = 76

Q: Can he keep spreading flyers?
Odds: irrelevant
Roll: 100
A: Crit No

Q: Is there anyone in Arkaim?
Odds: No Way
Roll: 33
A: No

>>4250680
>>4250818
[SURPRISE EVENT / The Mystery Man] The mystery box is brought far from the base, at the other side of Los Angeles. The Last Defender comes out of it, dressed in a full hazmat suit. He carries a dangerously sharp pen in his right hand, and a toy spade in his left hand.

"CEREMONIAL DESSERT!!!"

He digs in a can of Spam and throws it at The Director's men. While they are blinded, he creates a 10 meters hole in the floor with his abnormal pen, in which they fall and break their bones. He only has one mission: destroy the evil extraterrestrials who have kidnapped him and trapped him in an uncomfortable box.

Taskmaster #1 appears in the steppe near the ruins of Arkaim. There are no creatures around. With his genius level intellect, he concludes that the orb is probably located in an underground dungeon, and that an excavation team can be teleported safely -- preferably at day time, because he suspects that Hastur's cult is more active at night.

Ghost calculates that the Cult is in dire danger, and he produces a full arsenal of high-tech weapons such as "incendiary devices, self-targeting grenades and sound-activated bombs".

[Exceptional Fail] The mole has been found! It was the person who was printing the flyers! The flyers are changed with a message from The Mystery Man, which shows Liliana Lynch's face, with normal eyes, and the message:

"The actress Liliana Lynch has been compromised by the Mi-Go. Do not look into her eyes, or you will be brainwashed.

-The Mystery Vigilante"
The DIrector
>76 high-tech weapons
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>>4250893
Does dried dragons blood work for the ritual?
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>>4250900
It is unspecified in the rules.
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Hmm. I reckon we should try reasoning with The Last Defender. As well as eliminating the mole.

The Mystery man hasn't been particularly kind to us, huh? Might be time to fire back in some way.

Additionally, we should monitor the transformation of our 88,950 cultists in California. Once they turn 3/3, they'll be able to use their eyes as a vector of transmission, now that flyers are compromised.

Not settling on any actions yet, just spitballing.
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>>4250902
That means yes, one out of three down!
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>>4250905
Yeah talking about that, i think wux kinda changed the mechanics of the actors, bc i said "since they join the cult" but it seems like we need to spend actions in it, maybe it was too op? Idk
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>>4250909
I understand it as a passive power, but KB used it as an action in the 2nd Turn. >>4244391
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>>4250915
So... It's still passive?
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>>4250921
It's your call
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Rolled 96, 22, 51, 14, 36, 76, 91, 83, 50, 86, 75, 29, 19, 84, 67, 17, 71, 83, 99, 17 = 1166 (20d100)

>>4250893
Action 1: Mass recruit more archaeologists, try and seduce them with all the women. 2 dice

Action 2: Summon female wraith in the wraith cave

Action 3: [Survival of the Fittest] On non-human cult members. (Plant, wraith(s), Leviathan)
Increase reproductive speed and reduce time taken for children advance to adolescence.

That means my leviathan which produces eggs asexually and potential wraiths should be pumping out more babies rather swiftly, and their kids should reach adulthood faster. 2 dice.
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>>4250915
Ah yeah, I was trying to see if it could be actively sped up if used as an action.
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>>4250924
Huh, if i knew that, that would've saved so much time, let's just say it's passive but i can boost the progress by +1 spending actions in it, the thing is: how many are already transformed then? Or to fix that they'll start since now?
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>>4250875
That is a difficult plan 28 million cultist are a lot of people, assuming half are man... difficult
And now we have access to the CIA archives , if we put Primus to work with them , we can probably find boath the orb and the dragon blood.
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>>4250931
You have 41,700 transformed cultists
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Woah mama
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>>4250925
this might be fun
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>>4250940
Ah, you joining the greater symbiote right?
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>>4250951
lets use anti tech to mess up the directors movie plans
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>>4250940
Darwin is a solo character, it was the prize for winning the previous thread
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>>4250965
Heyheyhey what the fuck, i am doing nothing to cause trouble to you, that's just mean
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>>4250967
dang
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>>4250893

>action 1 (2 rolls) move Primus to the CIA archives
>action 2 (2 rolls) Have him search for a orb of crystalline perfection with the help of the N.E.G.
>action 3 have him search for the dragon blood (can dagon replace the blood)
also did we tell the NEG our real name, i feel we should
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>>4250967
I don’t super mind if he wants to join personally, up to you though.
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>>4250984
OK then Mr. Right you can play as Darwin if you wish
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>>4250970
weren't you supposed to roll?
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>>4251000
He has chosen Darwin's side!!!!
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>>4251001
:(
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Rolled 24, 93, 50, 91, 52, 74, 45, 54, 22, 73, 27, 17, 46, 63, 10, 9, 19, 93, 90, 97 = 1049 (20d100)

>>4250976
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>Keep the flyers campaign, but now about a new (fake) movie, "Man of mystery", with a random transformed cultist in it, should create the same effect as Liliana

> recruit excavators x2

> Send this letter to TLD x2

"Dear Defender

I've received the message that you are interested in destroying a particular alíen, i respect that, so i'll help you, i can't give you too much information because this is not safe enough, but i'll just say this: The man you're looking is known as "The mystery man" and he's an eldritch being, but even worst, he's also the individual that you already know as "ShortTrip". I invite you to see me tomorrow at Ritz Restaurant so i can give you all the information i know about him. I attached a picture of me so you can recognize me, see you then.

-Natasha E. Murphy"

(The picture is a transformed cultist, obviously. Also pic from artbreeder)

Will roll in half hour or so if KB doesn't come back
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>>4251046
you are foolish if you belive TLD has the enough mental capacity to be affected by psychic powers
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>>4251054
If the control, part doesn't work, i can still redirect his anger to mystery man, duh, it's a win/win
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>>4251056
Control part*
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>>4251056
He is the most powerful NPC, he might have a strong enough mindlock to resist
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Rolled 43, 39, 16, 86, 49, 70, 2, 85, 62, 31, 94, 67, 66, 100, 11, 47, 43, 64, 81, 90 = 1146 (20d100)

>>4251046

Very good call to spin it as viral marketing. We only just made a Mi-Go movie, after all.
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TWELTH TURN

Art: "Buddha the Winner" by Nicholas Roerich

>>4250925
Q: Can the women mass recruit archaeologists?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 96, 22
A: Yes

Q: Same rate as athletes?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 76
A: No (lower)

1,000 * 0.05 = 50 archaeologists

Random Event Roll: 91
A: NPC Negative

Q: Which NPC?
01-33: Mystery Man
36-60: Rapine Storm
61-00: Esoteric Order of Dagon
Roll: 83

Q: What happens?
Roll: 50, 86
A: Debase of Hope
Leviathan slaughtering them

Q: Can he summon a female wraith?
Power: High
DC: High (Turn 8)
Roll: 51
A: Yes

Q: Can he increase reproductive speed?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 14, 36
A: Yes

(The Darwin Symbiote)

The GMO females resume their honeypot mission. Archaeologists are much more difficult to find than athletes, but when they are found, they are as vulnerable to the female charms. If the Mi-Go had figured that out, they'd have won the war long ago.

[RANDOM EVENT / NPC Negative] The Leviathan is making a name for himself in the Pacific Ocean, and he is undefeated in his battles against the Deep Ones, the fish hybrids who are part of the Esoteric Order of Dagon. He mentions having a preference for whale steak.

A complete female wraith, with no missing body parts, is summoned to the Lindorm nest in the Plateau of Leng. The events that follow will not be mentioned; they belong on another inferior website.

[Survival of the Fittest] By optimizing the genes and sacrificing dormant, unneeded or minor traits, the development speed of the non-human cultists is increased. An example of genetic optimization is sacrificing the language part of the brain, which normally takes years to develop.

>>4250976
>>4251007
Q: Can Primus teleport?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 24, 93
A: Yes

Q: Can he find the orb?
Odds: Impossible + 3 RS (polymath) = Unlikely
Roll: 50, 91
A: Yes

Q: Ca he find dragon blood?
Odds: Unlikely (see above)
Roll: 52
A: No

(KEK)

Using his exceptional psychic powers, Primus teleports his brain-chair to the CIA HQ in Langley. His digustingly frightening appearance causes everyone to puke, faint, or die of a heart attack, and the floor must be evacuated. A blind agent is assigned to assist him in his search. The monster quickly finds Dr. Holmgren's papers about the 5 great civilizations (see Fifth Turn) and calculates the location of the 5 orbs. He is however unable to figure out anything about the dragon blood, as he's too rational of a mind.
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>>4251284

>>4251046
>>4251075
Q: Can he distribute flyers?
Odds: Unlikely (not a famous movie)
Roll: 43, 39
A: Yes, Yes

(70, 2) * 200 = 14,400

Q: Can he recruit excavators?
Appeal: Exceptional
DC: Above Avg (specialized)
Roll: 16, 86
A: Yes

Q: Can he figure out TLD's address?
Odds: Impossible
Roll: 49
A: No

(The Director)

It's more difficult to distribute flyers for a fake movie than for a blockbuster, but still, "Man of Mystery" tricks 14,400 Californians. The flyer shows an ugly, balding man with insectoid arms, and piercing yellow eyes.

Dr. Holmgren recruits with his own eyes an excavation team that an archeologist friend of his has recommended for their good work. He trains them in basic fighting skills against undead and demons, which he says any adventuring occultist must be prepared to fight.

The Last Defender's address is unknown. The letter is sent to Moscow, with no address.

The Director
>excavation team
>88,950 cultists, transformed (California)
>14,400 cultists (California)
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>>4251284
>and calculates the location of the 5 orbs.
ha...hahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY
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>>4251300

Let us know, please. As one of the players with worldwide teleportation, it's advantageous to get an orb in your hands, and then allow us to claim one and destroy all the others.
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>>4251284
Wonderful.

Am I passively producing new leviathans and wraiths?

Also, can the wraith den count as a base of operations?
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>>4251284
>action 1 Corrupt cultist near the “safest” orbs into memes (2 rolls)
Meme- none specific
What is considered a “safest”, Under the control of the NEG and not under water
>action 2 Use the joy powers so that anyone that tries to stop the corrupted cultist gets depressive, but assisting them gives a rush
>Action 3 (2 rolls) send the cultist to collect those selected orbs
Qm do I have to spend a action to leave Primus working for the CIA?
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Rolled 45, 8, 37, 97, 3, 97, 45, 67, 64, 1, 72, 41, 53, 69, 57, 90, 88, 65, 61, 53 = 1113 (20d100)

>>4251367
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>>4251286
> The letter is sent to Moscow
Hol up, didn't i see where TLD go? Like, he was obviously in LA
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>>4251420
He did kill all the witnesses
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>>4251328
Another question, what physique does an adolescent leviathan have, how strong are it’s psychic powers and roughly how long until it becomes an adult?
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Rolled 72, 8, 95, 78, 55, 50, 31, 9, 60, 25, 24, 1, 90, 18, 77, 47, 26, 3, 15, 68 = 852 (20d100)

>>4251286

Oh well, i think he doesn't know about the cult anyway, and maybe if some random russian mailman sees it, it will be one russian cultist

> Upgrade the base

> Produce more GhostTech suits

> Teleport the Excavation team and one more taskmaster to Arkaim at day (taskmaster invisible with a GhostTech suit and weapons, if second action succeeds, everyone with a suit and invisible) x3

Rollin' cause idk if KB is dead rn and i'm gonna sleep, anyway you can roll for other actions if you want, and wux will roll to pick like before
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>>4251801
Well taskmaster #1 said it was safe to teleport, maybe lower difficulty? If not... Fuck
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>>4251518
ok im not well versed in the mythos, do we have any creatures that attack the mind? We can use them against all these psions
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>>4251367
>Qm do I have to spend a action to leave Primus working for the CIA?
1: Yes
2: No

>>4251328
>Am I passively producing new leviathans and wraiths?
I do not know if the wraiths will produce offsprings, nor the speed of reproduction. I will answer next turn with the help of Mythic.

>can the wraith den count as a base of operations?
Sure. A base of operations is nothing formal.

>>4251518
>Another question, what physique does an adolescent leviathan have, how strong are it’s psychic powers
I attach a chart.

>how long until it becomes an adult?
Its accelerated aging has stopped so about 1000 years.
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>>4252400
thanks, good to know
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>>4252400
Gotcha.

>>4252170
We have one, our adorable teen leviathan, but he’s only baby so far so we’ll need to develop him further.

He is however at egg laying age, and they’re asexual so he can just pump out clones of himself.
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>>4252418
lets try to summon other creatures for first action,get leviathan to make kids for second and use our power on some tigers to make them sabretoothed
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Rolled 59, 78, 78, 76, 80, 75, 27, 57, 26, 99, 75, 23, 54, 35, 84, 74, 28, 45, 29, 46 = 1148 (20d100)

>>4251284
Here is my suggestion.

Action 1: Archeologists, search for leads on an orb of crystalline perfection 2 dice

Action 2: Mass recruit as many men as possible with the honeypot method. We’re seriously behind on cult numbers

Action 3: Once again accelerate the ageing of the leviathan another step. 1000 more years should have him a lot bigger, smarter, stronger and faster, not to mention more psychically developed.

I’ve taken to reading him bedtime stories to work up his understanding of english. I should name him once he reaches adulthood.

Also, this time, don’t stop the accelerated ageing, keep the genes on him so he keeps going up 1000 years a turn.

He only dies naturally at around 20,000 so I just need to turn him back to normal by then.

2 dice
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>>4252423
Whatever we’re doing, we should try and make summoning progress with at least one of our actions.
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>>4252425
true.
delay recruit to next turn and summon more creatures is my opinion
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>>4252437
Alright, type that up and roll for it, then the dm determines which post goes through.

Also, any ideas for naming the leviathan?
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Rolled 10, 75, 71, 39, 67, 67, 51, 56, 29, 56, 61, 74, 92, 96, 14, 95, 97, 11, 22, 63 = 1146 (20d100)

>>4252439
Action 1: Archeologists, search for leads on an orb of crystalline perfection 2 dice

Action 2: Attempt to summon more random creatures across the world

Action 3: Once again accelerate the ageing of the leviathan another step. 1000 more years should have him a lot bigger, smarter, stronger and faster, not to mention more psychically developed.

I’ve taken to reading him bedtime stories to work up his understanding of english. I should name him once he reaches adulthood.

Also, this time, don’t stop the accelerated ageing, keep the genes on him so he keeps going up 1000 years a turn.

He only dies naturally at around 20,000 so I just need to turn him back to normal by then.

2 dice
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>4252424
>>4252457
True evolution is mostly a matter of chance. May the dice determine who is the most Darwinian of the two.
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>>4252460
mother nature has decided who is superior
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>>4252460
Evolution demands hardship, Evolvo Evolvo Ftang!
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>>4252462
The role of mother nature has been taken over by Shub-Niggurath, and she's even crueler.
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>>4252478
She's really nice if you feed her
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>>4252483
lets summon her if shes nice then
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>>4252517
The problem is that there's not enough food on this planet to satiate her.
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>>4252527
lets just summon another huge monster and feed it to her
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>>4252542
you do realize i was counting the humans as food?
either way, you made me chuckle
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>>4252559
how big is she exactly?
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>>4252578
It's rude to ask an eldritch being her size
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>>4252582

Where do you even keep her? Does she just hang out at your private beach when not killing Dagon's sea monsters?
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>>4252595
what about all her 1000 kids, she is a single mom/dad
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>>4252595
Well maybe the leviathans house. He probably has a cave of his own by now
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>>4252611
why does she look like the lamb from boi:r
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>>4252618
first phrase of wikipedia
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>>4242685

THIRTEENTH TURN / The unholy turn

Art: "Tour infernale" by Dominique Signoret, Creative Commons

>>4251367
>>4251373
Q: Can KEK corrupt cultists?
Power: High
DC: Above Avg (group)
Roll: 45, 8
A: Yes, Crit Yes

Corruption Roll: 97, 45, 67 = 209

Q: Is Joy Shield successful?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 37
A: No

Q: Can the cultists collect the orb?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 97, 3
A: Critical Yes
Crit: they dig an entrance

Q: Does the CIA accept that Primus work with them?
Odds: Impossible
Roll: 64
A: No

[Corruption] The safest orb is the one in the land of Ægypt, which is the furthest from any warzone. The biggest danger is the natives, who tend to be aggressive toward foreigners. KEK turns 210 natives into the Green Anon meme. Their compatriots would have stoned those memetic monsters to death, but they are protected with a Joy Shield which blocks hostile emotions.

Primus has calculated that the orb is probably buried under Gizah. Dr. Holmgren's theory is that Pyramids were impossible to build without paranormal or extraterrestrial help. Specifically, he takes the name Imhotep, meaning "the one who comes in peace", to be a reference to an alien entity. The Green Anons kill the soldiers protecting the site, and uses their supernatural strength to dig an entrance.

>>4251367
The CIA refuses that Primus works with them, as he's too disruptive.

KEK
>210 Green Anons
>Pyramids [1/3]

>>4251801
Q: Can he upgrade the base?
Odds: Very Likely (taken from previous thread)
Roll: 72
A: Yes

Q: Can he produce more suits?
Odds: Near Sure Thing (Turn 10)
Roll: 8
A: Crit Yes

Suit Roll: (50, 31) / 10 = 8.1

Q: Can they teleport to Arkaim?
Power: High
DC: Above Avg (group)
Roll: 95, 78, 55
A: Yes

Random Event: 9
A: NPC Action

Q: What action?
Roll: 60, 25
A: Abuse of Friendship
Abuse the friendship of other cultists

Ghost begins to make plans for the base. He must obtain a large quantity of vibranium to build the walls and traps, and leads an expedition personally to find. He also designs the plan for an autonomous AI that can resist a nuclear attack and control the defenses and traps efficiently. His underlings continue the production of GhostTech suits.

Taskmaster #2 and the excavation team teleport to Arkaim, all equipped with GhostTech suits. They set up camp at the center of the city, where no one will detect them from the steppes.

[RANDOM EVENT / NPC Action] Dr. Holmgren reports that he has caught Dr. Cheon dumping the bodies of cultists in the cavern. He thinks it strange, because there are no official reported deaths.

The Director
>14 GhostTech suits
>military base [2/3] (Los Angeles)
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>>4252705

>>4252424
Q: Can the archeologists find a lead?
Odds: No Way
Roll: 59, 78
A: No

Q: Can he mass recruit?
Odds: 50/50 (Turn 12)
Roll: 78
A: No

Q: Can he evolve Leviathan?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 76, 80
A: No

Q: Will the wraiths make youngs?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 75
A: Yes

Q: How fast is reproduction? How about every 3 turns?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 27
A: Yes

(The Darwin Symbiote)

The left and right sides of the Symbiote are united... It is now fully operational. How does amorphous red ooze have sides? Don't ask... The unified Symbiote plans many things, for itself and its children. But nothing works as planned. The archaeologists are incompetent; the improved females are fatigued; and even the Leviathan's genetic code refuses to cooperate.

>>4252400
The dice answer the question. The non-humans will produce offsprings every 3 turns, starting from turn 15.
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>>4252705
Aaalright. Also, how many people are in the excavation team?

>cavern
Hol up, what cavern?
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>>4252718
is the name of his dungeon
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>>4252707
our people are too incompetent. It is time for them to learn survival of the fittest.

Action 1: Use survival on all our cultists,with only the top 20% surviving 2 rolls

Action 2: Use our powers to summon random entities

Action 3: have our archaelogists work harder on the leads
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>>4252707
Action 1: Survival of the fittest my archeologists to improve their intelligence

Action 2: Accelerate rate of reproduction in leviathans and wraiths even further.
[Survival of the Fittest]

Action 3: Search for orb of crystalline perfection, smart archaeologists
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>>4252746
change action 1 to the women as well
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>>4252761
Actually good point, theres no real reason to not increase intelligence cult wide. My power does specifically state using it cult wide after all.

Also, for the leviathans name, how about Empyrean
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>>4252802
yeah

>>4252707
Can we summon that eldritch colour?
And if all Lovecraft is canon, what happens if we kill the guy who plays the violin to save the world
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>>4252806
the guy with the viola died in the short story, and we are less than elder gods, if one were to be summoned we would probably need to sink all of our resources into ... well, it wouldn't die... maybe imprisoning him?
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Rolled 63, 18, 69, 30, 37, 55, 10, 30, 73, 34, 56, 56, 4, 24, 56, 8, 93, 34, 57, 87 = 894 (20d100)

>>4252746
Action 1: [Survival of the Fittest] my entire cult to increase intelligence, boost the effect by sacrificing... 10% of the athletes.

Action 2: Accelerate rate of reproduction in leviathans and wraiths even further.
[Survival of the Fittest]
2 dice

Action 3: Search for orb of crystalline perfection, smarter archaeologists
2 dice
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>>4252818
hot damn
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>>4252823
Not terrible rolls are rare for me.

Also, 69 on reproduction. This calls for a nice.
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Rolled 79, 30, 32, 79, 54, 1, 78, 97, 34, 6, 80, 69, 51, 87, 78, 27, 81, 13, 94, 51 = 1121 (20d100)

>Action 1 keep digging for the orb (2 rolls)
>Action 2 Send the Gondolas to observe and travel within the Rapine Storm
>Action 3 Use [meme magic] to create a show that explains how to defeat eldritch monsters with weapons, rituals and the power of friendship [Joy magic?]
>pic related
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>>4252705

(Paper sounds) "Huh, these dudes look useful"

> (crossover) Transform 100 cultists in Tony Stark (50 cultists) and Lex Luthor (50 cultists), use transformed cultists so the transformation is easier + they obtain the yellow eyes (they're human characters, but using 50 just in case) x2

> Start the excavation x2

> Make Liliana buy a factory

Also, if it doesn't count as an action, give 50 regular cultists to Dr Cheon so he can experiment freely, but he needs to report the results (i dunno if it doesn't count but maybe)

KB, y'know, say your proposal if you want, or just roll (i'll roll in half hour or so)
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>>4252718
>Hol up, what cavern?
Your cavern >>4244738.

>>4252831
>that picture
We have reached a new low.

>>4252859
>that picture
clap clap clap.
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>>4252859
that pic seem familiar... ar you perhaps a follower of the meme truth?
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Rolled 34, 87, 48, 25, 14, 11, 52, 86, 12, 86, 24, 90, 81, 100, 67, 57, 9, 36, 86, 83 = 1088 (20d100)

>>4252859
Yup, looks good. More scientists for us.
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>>4252882
>14
Badass factory? Badass factory
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>>4252924
Make me some laser beams I can attach to friction sharks
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>>4252928
Sharks are weak, dolphins are the big deal
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>>4252931
You’re one to talk, I bet you’ve never evolved a macroshark in your life
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>>4252937
>guy doesnt even know about the old sperm whales
>Thinks evolutionary pack strategy is better than raw power
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>>4252937
No, but i bet you've never BEEN a macroshark in your life
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>>4252982
You’d be wrong, Symbiosis lets fun things happen.
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>>4252988
Symbiosis is whack, becoming them yourself is way cooler
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>a bit late
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>>4252994
Taking command of a sharks body and a sharks mind makes me a shark
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>>4252998
>Gob was the one who called sharks weak unprompted

Victimisation like this is cruel, unbelievable, treacherous.
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>>4252999
But *breaths in* boi, you need a shark first
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>>4253004
sorry , do you need a fix?
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>>4253004
"Wait what"

-Gob
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>>4252878
His cap looks like a huge schnoz here
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>>4253031
HA , now i can't unsee it. hahaha
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>>4253017
Oh no. He’s back from the double shadow realm, with a vengeance.
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>>4253039
vengeance? Nah
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>>4253017
watch some natgeo documentaries dude.

Wait.

Want to make a natgeo documentary?

It will be acclaimed very well.We can go incredibly deep in the mind of the animals and you can do your cinematogrophy thing

-Darwin
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>>4242685
FOURTEENTH TURN

Art: "Lovecraftian Library", by thatnickid, Creative Commons

>>4252818
Q: Can he boost his cult's IQ?
Power: High
DC: Avg (no bonus for the minuscule sacrifice)
Roll: 63
A: Yes

Q: Good enough to bring a bonus?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 55
A: Yes

Q: Can he accelerate the rate of reproduction?
Power: High
DC: Avg (Turn 12)
Roll: 18, 69
A: Yes

Q: Can the smarter archaeologists make it?
Odds: No Way (Turn 13) + 1 RS (see above) = Very Unlikely
Roll: 30, 37
A: Yes

Wraith Roll: 10 / 10 = 1

The athletes are ritualistically sacrificed; their cells are recycled into goo and brain cells to boost the IQ of all the other cultists. They feel like they've been waken up from drunken stupor...

At the opposite side of the food chain, the leviathans and wraiths see their reproduction rate accelerated. As their reproduction is already optimized, The Darwin Symbiote being sacrificing useful but less important functionalities, such as the ability to see in colors. The next generations will be slightly inferior in all ways except breeding.

The IQ gained by the cultists is modest, but it makes a noticeable different with the number of archaeologists. Their collective intelligence is able to detect a correlation between the five orbs and the five great civilizations which had dragons at the core of their mythology: Indo-European, Chinese, Toltec, Sumerian, and Ægyptian. Interestingly, this list is different from Dr. Holmgren's. They can further pinpoint the probable location of each orb to a specific temple.

The Leviathan loses its four tentacles. The tentacles open their mouth -- they are alive! They are baby leviathans!

The Darwin Symbiote
>90 athletes
>1 baby wraith
>4 baby leviathans
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>>4253385

>>4252831
Q: Can KEK make orb progress?
Odds: 50/50 (Turn 13)
Roll: 79, 30
A: Yes

Q: What do the gondolas see?
Roll: 1, 78
A: Attainment of Masses

Q: Can he create a show?
Power: High
DC: Avg + 1 RS (/mlp/ penalty) = Above Average
Roll: 79, 54
A: Yes

The Green Anons dig until they reach the subterranean maze of Gizah. The traps are numerous: pit traps, boulder traps, cursed moss, and black waters that kill. But the Green Anons have with them the strength of the collective and the confidence of being nameless. They reach a strange chamber, that seems to be an abandoned controlled room for an alien civilization.

The Gondolas travel with the Rapine Storm. They observe warbands of monsters and lunatics, who destroy everything they see and, when there's nothing, destroy each other. They observe cultists devoid of any soul trait, lifeless beings of clays, golems animated for Hastur's amusement. There's nothing to observe, but lifeless wheels turning and serving no purpose but to make the humans suffer. The Cult of Hastur is devoid of life and soul.

A show is outside the range of Meme Magic, but short, memetic videos are produced that explain how to kill Eldritch Horrors. Perhaps many people will enjoy them as documentaries, the day the Internet is back on...

KEK
>Pyramids [2/3]

>>4252859
>>4252882
Q: Can he create the two characters?
Power: High
DC: Minuscule
Roll: 34, 87
A: Yes, Yes

Q: Can he start the excavation?
Odds: 50/50 (see Kek's)
Roll: 48, 25
A: Yes, Yes

Q: Can he buy a factory?
Odds: A Sure Thing
Roll: 25
A: Yes

Two new abominations, Tony Stark and Lex Luthor, come out of the mass of sacrificed cultist flesh. They remove the placenta and demand appropriate clothing.

The excavation in Arkaim begins. The team finds a stone tunnel underground, decorated with elaborate paintings. The air is viciated and the first excavator dies. A few others die in the traps, made of metal balls that release deadly electrical charges. They reach a chamber with strange, incredibly ancient machines and a few humans who are sleeping in cryogenic pods.
Liliana buys a small construction factory.

The Director
>Tony Spark, Lex Luthor
>Arkaim [2/3]
>small construction factory
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>>4253389
I think you confused the last roll, it was a 14
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>>4253389
>Special suits that make them intangible, equipped with oxygen tanks. They somehow still die
This is fine
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>>4253389
> memetic videos
oh shit, i just wanted to be able to feed useful information to the NEG and give them shit at the same time.
Can i just cut out the part that makes them cultist?
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>>4253431
Oh, it's not the meme virus, just normal memetic.
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>>4253435
ah good,thanks
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>>4253399
>>4253435
Can i get crit good factory plz?
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>>4253463
Oh. Yes, the 14 is a critical. Errata: a medium sized factory.
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Rolled 4, 61, 70, 22, 55, 33, 76, 43, 65, 20, 55, 20, 15, 97, 29, 90, 54, 80, 42, 56 = 987 (20d100)

>>4253389
>Action 1 (2 rolls) Make Primus design weapons for the NEG (no weapons of mass destruction)
>Action 2 Feed the designs of Primus, the MLP show and all the information the Gondolas have collected to the NEG
>Action 3 (2 rolls) Keep digging in the pyramid
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>>4253468
Thx
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>>4253389
>>4253468
(Humming "Holding out for a hero")

> Using Luthor, Stark, and Ghost knowledge, start the design and production of power suits/armors (combining their technology in them) in the factory, using 2000 transformed cultists as workers, and the engineers as supervisors x2

> Continue Arkaim exploration (recruit the cryogenic pods guys with the yellow eyes and give them the suits of the dead dudes if possible) x2

> make the tokyo cultists go walk through the city, looking at everyone directly to the eyes

Whoop, KB, as always, will roll in an hour
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>>4253385
Hm.
The Indo European and Aegyptian orbs are currently being extracted.

Which temple did I get a lead on, all of them?
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>>4253560
You know of all the orbs, the chinese is probably on rapine storm territory and knowing the sumerians there's actually is actually a temple of some older god. So the rest are fair game i suppose
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>>4253598
Right.

Of course what I’d like to do is invade yours or keks sites to nab the orb all of a sudden, but I’m currently enjoying the first game in a while I’ve played where not everyone is trying to kill me.

So likely China.
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>>4253611
good luck, i send a Garfield and it got eaten.
you can read what the Gondolas found to prepare yourself>>4253389
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>>4253617
I think to actually get there and survive you need to nuke it first lmao
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>>4253385
Given I’ve already increased the speed offspring age how many turns until they reach adolescence and produce leviathans of their own?
Last time it was 1 turn with an action.

Also, where specifically is the Chinese temple?
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>>4253635
I you gonna throw punches at the Rapine storm i can send you more Garfields and Ugandan knuckles to assist.
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Rolled 61, 79, 36, 7, 38, 50, 97, 1, 12, 42, 10, 100, 82, 92, 90, 62, 17, 85, 11, 90 = 1062 (20d100)

>>4253549
Rollin'
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>>4253676
Aight, everything pretty regular around here
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>>4253654
The pyramids of Xi'an.
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Rolled 34, 98, 87, 96, 7, 85, 29, 82, 80, 65, 24, 58, 62, 99, 59, 74, 54, 18, 93, 97 = 1301 (20d100)

>>4254317
Let’s see... looks like that’s in the upper bit above the storm.

Action 1: Attempt to purchase/bribe a tour of the pyramids with tobys massive wealth 2 dice

Action 2: Accelerate ageing of leviathans, survival of the fittest. 2 dice

Action 3: Mass recruit with improved females.
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>>4254324
It was not easy to determine, but Xi'an is outside the Storm. I went with this:
>The section that the cult of Hastur has is mostly barren desert & mountain

https://www.therpgsite.com/showthread.php?18841-WTF-Cthulhutech!&p=422403&viewfull=1#post422403
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>>4254328
Well that’s probably good.
Less competition
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>>4254343
Less competition means less selection pressure.
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>>4254346
All the better to ensure the right specimen is selected. All the pressure that could be fathomed shall be applied on my arrival.
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>>4254346
Qm , I'm planing a level 4 event. but i need your permission.
Would you revise this?
https://pastebin.com/mBPp0g4x
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>>4254351
>it would be like letting me Dm for a turn
I love this. You can be QM for the party.

In fact, I've stated in the "Kek's Isekai" game that anyone can co-QM in my threads, unless I run something with an actual plot, e.g. an investigation RPG.

>You can be co-QM in this thread. Just make a post to notify me, so that we don't post updates at the same time.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3947911/#p3953645
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>>4254360
Okay then, let's do this
>>4254343
>>4253677
>All the gods receive a scroll
>smells like incense and wet dirt
>opening the papyrus reveals that is covered in glyphs and runes
>you start reading
"Dear living
You are formally invited to the courts of the bone king.
The event is that Ghroth has finally blink
There will be a dance and all gods are invited.
This letters doubles as the invitation so don't lose it.
You are aloud to bring one companion.
-Shathak"

-In 2 turns the event will happen,Tell me if you will go and who will be your companion if any so i can start writing.
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>>4254369
+"Duh duh duh formaly invited duh duh du- oh great, dance, Fredd, friend, come here please!"

-"What can i do for you today sir?"

+"Do you know how to dance?"


> Yes
> Companion: Fredd, The Assistant
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>>4242685

FIFTEENTH TURN

Art: "Cthulhu" by JaeHyeon-Lee

>>4253470
Q: What weapon does Primus design?
Roll: 4, 61
A: Fight of Death
Herbert West–Reanimator

Q: Can he explore the pyramid further?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 22, 55
A: Yes

Random Event 1: 33
A: New NPC

Event roll: 76, 43, 65, 20
/pol/ generator
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/76433836/#76436520
"I grew up here [Papua New Guinea]"

Random Event 2: 55
A: Close a thread

Thread roll
01-33: Recover his identity
34-66: Defeat Hastur
67-00: Gain trust from the N.E.G.
Roll: 15

Primus continues the work of Dr. Herbert West (cf. Lovecraft's "Herbert Wester--Reanimator") and develops a serum capable of resurrecting entire armies. The zombies are difficult if not impossible to control, but this could give an edge on the war against The Rapine Storm.

The Green Anons reach the final state of the underground network, the huge cavern at the entrance of the path that leads to the Hollow Earth. There, in the hand of a gigantic statue of the pharaoh Imhotepkemet, a frightening, alien entity, they find the orb of crystal. When they grab the orb, the entire cavern collapses on them, but one Green Anon (now referred to as "MC Green Anon") manages the dodge all of the falling rocks and brings the treasure back to the surface.

[RANDOM EVENT / New NPC] In the dark, hostile jungle of Papua New Guinea, among the most primitive, cannibal tribe, a shaman spontaneously converts to the Cult of KEK. His name is Shaman Wak, he is the most powerful Papuan sorcerer of the last millenia, and met KEK in a dream journey.

[RANDOM EVENT / Close a Thread] Shaman Wak sends a dream to his master KEK to expose the lies of The Mystery Man. It is a lie that KEK is only a fragment of the collective unconscious. KEK is, in truth, a primordial god who existed countless aeons before the apes rose from the jungle and became men. The Mystery Man manipulated KEK into becoming a weakened avatar of joy, as part of the psychological torture and destruction that he's expert at. Shaman Wak reveals that the force of chaos is the most potent force of the world. Last, he begs KEK for forgivance, as he's not worthy of criticizing KEK. This message does not truly come from him, it is the wisdom of KEK that has travelled through the ages and contacted him.

KEK
>Shaman Wak
>1 Green Anon
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection
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>>4254480

>>4253549
>>4253676
Q: Is the new suit production successful?
Odds: Very Likely (Turn 8)
Roll: 61, 79
A: Yes, Yes

Production Roll: (50, 97) / 5 = 29.4

Q: Can the exploration of Arkaim continue?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 36, 7
Yes, Crit Yes
Crit: he can actually wake the ppl up

Q: Can the Tokyo cultists mass recruit?
Odds: A Sure Thing
Roll: 38
A: Yes

Recruit roll: 1 * 250 = 250

With the three masterminds, Luthor, Stark, and Ghost combining their knowledge, the factory is quickly adapted to the production of superhero suits, only slowed down by the difficulty of obtaining all the rare materials, which are outside of The Director's budget. The production will thus be, for now, limited to GhostTech suits.

>Luthor's warsuit: "You spend billions on this suit of armor"
>Iron Man's armor: "A cheaper suit costs 1.5 billion"


Taskmaster #1 activates one of the pods. He removes his helmet, and the woman inside of the pods looks into his yellow eyes. [Note: this is exactly how yo die from viciated air >>4253420]. She's extremely beautiful, with a gentle, oval face, long blond hair, and light blue eyes. She introduces herself telepathically.

"I am Princess Maya of Atlantis. The civilization of the Aryans had grown decadent, we were very disappointed and entered the sleeping pods, waiting to be woken up by worthy descendants . The Director is definitely worthy: he is the most noble, gentle, intelligent entity I have ever heard of. We will help you in your quest and guide you to the Dragon Crystal."

The Atlanteans lead the team safely to the throne room, and give them The Orb of Crystalline Power.

The Director
>Princess Maya and 11 Atlanteans
>43 GhostTech suits
>+250 cultists (Tokyo)
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection

>>4254324
Q: Can he purchase a tour to Xi'an?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 34, 98
A: Yes

Q: Can he accelerate the aging of the leviathans?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 87, 96
A: No

Q: Can he mass recruit with the females?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 7
A: Crit yes
Crit: 0.3 success rate
0.3 * 1000 = 300

Toby uses his vast fortune to purchase a passport and a ¥20,000 trip to Xi'an for himself, 55 scientists and 5 athletes, costing a total of ¥1,200,000. He brings enough clothes for a two week vacation, vitamins for the plant, and a pocket Chinese phrasebook.

The improved females recruit a total of 300 new males to the cult. They all come from different paths in life, but share their taste in beautiful women.

The Darwin Symbiote
>1,400 male cultists (London)
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>>4254369
Fascinating, for myself I shall need a companion, who would fit...

I suppose a big hulking monster like this abomination would do.
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>>4254482
Right, so I guess we just begin exploring the pyramids then?
Is there anything stopping my group; like military or guards; from pretty much just rooting around until they find something?
Or did legally getting in sidestep that?
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>4254501
1: the cultural artefacts are protected by the military
2: in the context of the Aeon War, the army doesn't care
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>>4254499
As a body guard???
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>>4254505
As a companion, we’re allowed to bring one.

If that’s not suitable I could bring like a dog sized creature, but most lifeforms on my planet are capable of killing dozens of baseline humans in a minute
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>>4250726
The advanced 4chan AI gave me an SCP 585 ad.
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>>4254509
is suitable, is just my surprise
>>4254511
why did i laugh at this?
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>>4254474
Is Fredd a mortal/ human?
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Rolled 53, 89, 58, 99, 45, 41, 10, 55, 97, 99, 34, 13, 84, 54, 17, 46, 74, 25, 2, 79 = 1074 (20d100)

>>4254482
Action 1: Right nobody is looking, explore the pyramids!
I want that orb!
2 dice

Action 2: Right so it seems mass recruitment is a total bust and a mistake I will not repeat. I’ll just have to go without a large cult.
[Survival of the Fittest]
Age leviathans one step.

Action 3: [Finest Specimens] Tremor Worm. It’ll be useful in digging tunnels underground for transport and to detect hidden chambers with its ultrasound
2 dice
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>>4254520
I do always have fantastic rolls
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>>4254480
>action 1 Move the green anon and the orb of crystal perfection to ohio
>Action 2 (2 rolls) Use the joy powers to create farming land/tools/infrastructure/stuff in the tribe of the Shaman Wak so he can unite more tribes under the name of KEK
>Action 3 (2 rolls) Use the shamans wak connection to the spirit realm and his powers to
locate the Dragon blood
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>>4254480

> Recruit NY millionaires/billionaires (It's the city with most millionaires and billionaires in the world so it's more likely) x3

> Produce power suits/armors using Ghost, Luthor and Stark knowledge

> Continue the publicity campaign through all the country, saying that "Man of Mystery" is directed by Spielberg and starring popular actors (the picture is a transformed cultist, so it doesn't matter if it's a lie)

I was going to hack the millionaires but then i remembered mystery man killed the internet, sad

KB, y'know, will roll in an hour

>>4254517
No, he's a shapeshifter, i doodled a little design for him (pic related), there he's like a small purple slime, but as everyone in director's planet, he doesn't have a default form
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Rolled 70, 27, 65, 36, 49, 63, 98, 20, 18, 60, 81, 75, 22, 75, 95, 28, 46, 25, 75, 31 = 1059 (20d100)

>>4254549
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Rolled 36, 53, 51, 79, 92, 33, 16, 76, 30, 59, 13, 65, 23, 59, 27, 89, 72, 2, 75, 19 = 969 (20d100)

>>4254551

Sure thing.

Also, would it be a free action to just take the princess and the Atlanteans back to our base? And I think next turn we should look into what they can give us in terms of tech. Might help lower the dc to incorporate it into our suits, or maybe even help with some RS for tech development.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>4254565
1: it's free
2: no, pay your tax
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>>4254597
F
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>>4254625
Just transport them with the orb like i'm doing
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>>4242685

SIXTEENTH TURN

KEK's event shall begin >>4254369

>>4254520
Q: Can he explore the pyramids?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 53, 89
A: Yes, No

Q: Do they die in traps?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 41
A: Yes

Q: Can he age the leviathan?
Power: High
DC: Above Average (post-optimization stage)
Roll: 58
A: No

Q: Can he summon Tremor Worm?
Power: High
DC: Above Average
Roll: 99, 45
A: Yes

With the Aeon War, the army cannot protect cultural relics anymore. Toby Hamilton and his hooligans can run the illegal and destructive operation in all impunity. The archeologists blow several holes in the area until they find the secret tunnels. The partly-destroyed tunnels are beautifully decorated with the imperial dragon and golden ideograms of an unknown script. But beyond this beauty, the tomb is deadly, and half of the expedition dies buried alive in a quicksand trap or burning from a phosphorus trap.

Total destruction mode! The Tremor Worm appears in the middle of the tunnels, which causes several floors to collapse.

The Leviathan cannot be artificially aged anymore; the process is too dangerous to its genetic integrity.

The Darwin
>1 Baby Wraith, 3 Adult Wraiths (Plateau of Leng), 20 Baby Leviathan, 5 Adolescent Leviathans (Pacific)
>25 archeologists
>Xi'an [1/3]

>>4254549
>>4254552
Q: Can he move the orb to Ohio?
Odds: A Sure Thing
Roll: 70
A: Yes

Q: Can he create in infrastructure in Papua?
Power: High
DC: Exceptional (highly retarded population)
Roll: 27, 65
A: Yes

Q: Can he locate the dragon blood?
Odds: No Way
Roll: 65, 36
A: No

At first, the Green Anon is refused entry to the Cairo International Airport, and KEK's ambassador has to make a phone call to grant his entry. He brings the orb in a small farm of rural Ohio.

Shaman Wak's species is considered mentally retarded compared to humans, and farming is normally a very difficult task for them, but as the shaman can channel a higher intelligence, he succeeds in leading them to build a few metal tools and a primitive taro farm. The villagers rejoice, for they don't have to eat insect pizza anymore.

KEK
>Papuan farm
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>>4254975

>>4254551
>>4254565
Q: Can he recruit millionaires?
Appeal: Exceptional
DC: High for millionaire, Incredible for billionaire
Roll: 36, 53, 51
Millionaire: Yes, Yes, Yes
Billionaire: Yes, No, No

https://patch.com/new-york/new-york-city/ny-home-72-americas-richest-billionaires
Roll: 33, 16
Result: (3316 mod 388) + 1 = 197
No. 207: Ben Ashkenazy

Q: Can he product suits?
Odds: Very Likely (Turn 8)
Roll: 79
A: Yes

Q: Can he mass recruit with the campaign?
Odds: Unlikely (Turn 12) + 1 RS (using Spielberg's name) = 50/50
Roll: 92
A: No

Ben Ashkenazy, the Israel-born real state mogul and billionaire, is recruited into The Director's cult with a yellow-eyed agent. He has a net worth of US$3.8 billion and was formerly a worshipper of Moloch. He throws his collection of idols to the fire, as sign of his allegiance to The Director.

With Ashkenazy's funds and the combined masterminds, The Director obtains a full Iron Man armor that costzs only US$1 billion in materials. The armor is unique, and only Tony Stark can wear it. This event signifies the rise of eldritch god as a world power.

Because of The Mystery Man's actions, the LAPD has begun an investigation on Liliana Lynch and the flyer distribution. The cultists give up on the "Man of Mystery" campaign as they feel that it would drag unwanted attention from the humans to them.

The Director
>Ben Ashkenazy
>1 Iron Man armor
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Don't take actions yet, now it's the intermission
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>The party is today
>You gather yourself and prepare to leave
>You make a small cut in you flesh
>A single drop of your blood stains the papyrus
>Then it burns and from the smoke a portal appears
>You step in
>You start making out your surroundings
>A desolate wasteland of petrified trees and wandering husks
>A red mist covers the sky's ,the flashes of lightning form contorted faces in the clouds
>And a brick road decorated by lanterns slithers its way to a castle besides the shore
>Such a lovely land
>As you start walking , you spot a fellow god on Earth
>You stop, deciding to wait for them before entering

>the Director and the Darwin Symbiote greet
>the Symbiote towers over the director
>But you both know he should be larger, so something about this place alters this
>Is probably so the writer doesn't need to think about size differences and interrupt the story
>Now that they look at each other they realice
>this is the first time seeing each other
>Fredd tightens his grip on the directors arm
>the hulking beast that follows the symbiote look at him with hungry eyes
>they decide to start walking before any incident can occur

>As they approach the castle the doors open
>A Deep one comes to greet you
>He starts guiding the both of you across the labyrinth halls
>some of the others rooms you seem to pass are in poor condition
>with roofs caving in and mold in the walls
>as he makes his turns and twist you begin hering flute music
>then the light
>A gigantic hall opens before your eyes
>A Chandelier illuminates the room
>On the left the doors to the balcony are opended for the guest
>On the right a massive table expands , filled with a buffet of all types of food and alcohol
>And on the opposite side of the room , a orquestra of eldritch beings play music


>A withiring mass of worms in a hazmat suit comes by your side
>Some of the guest turn their head or their equivalent to you
"Introducing outer god of cinematography and entertainment ,The Director accompanied by Fredd the shapeshifter"
>Fredd is keeps his cool while the Director drags him into a room full of eldritch unknowables
>The man then turns to the Symbiote
"Introducing the ruler of Nil Cassidus, The Darwin Symbiote and ...."
>He studies the brute for a second
"... His loyal companion..."
>He enters and the monster follows
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>Once in , you start recognizing some of the guest.
>The mystery man is here and he's gorging himself on the buffet
>A small avatar of Shub-Niggurath the size of a mortal is talking with Mother Arkham
>Your attention goes elsewhere
>A sphere with a skirt and KEK are trying to fish in the balcony
>They are not very successful
>And Dagon and Hastur are talking to the hosts , Shathak and her husband Tsathoggua
>Gurgling comes from above so you follow it with your gaze
>A recognizable face is floating in the ceiling,Yog-Sothoth... and he's already shitfaced
>Meanwhile Nyarlathotep has finish beating a shadow creature with a top hat in a game of 4D Chest
>Other gods that you don't recognize are talking and moving
>Some deep ones move with plates full of champagne glasses
>Cheering comes from a rather large group of gods and deities
>They have a big mirror that is showing members of the Rapine Storm assaulting a military fort
>Some of the gods are making bets on the how much time it will take or on the casualties
>Also, listening to some conversations you learn of the dance competition they are having
>And that the hosts are going to give a price to the winner


You have 3 actions and 5 rolls
Maybe i crammed to much information in the last one, i tried to give many types of activities.
This party is only last one turn unless things go south.
[spoilers] Wuxian, you must roll which character you will be taking actions for ,unless you want to choose;
1d100
1-23 The mystery man
24-46 Dagon
47-69 Hastur
70-92 Nyarlathotep
93-100 The Last Defender ... rule of Awesome [/spoilers]
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>>4255011
>i don't know how to do the spoiler tag
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4255011
I hope for The Mystery Man.
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>>4255024
Dagon might not be terrifically happy to see me now that I think about it
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>>4255024
If you really want to play as the mystery man or a random deep one that wants to become a god i'm not going to stop you.
>roll which character you will be taking actions for ,>>4255024
unless you want to choose;
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>>4255059
>somehow i fuck that up
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>>4255059
I firmly believe in the supreme rule of the dice. That would be an act of heresy to go against them.

You will process the actions with Mythic RPG?
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>>4255063
yes.
Do i draft a character sheet for dagon?
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>>4255069
Yes why not, Dagon is a core NPC it would be useful.
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>>4255107
The screenshot is the party of the Isekai gods that I have attended before.
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Rolled 67, 43, 73, 44, 77, 40, 92, 46, 21, 100, 83, 76, 77, 39, 81, 31, 15, 99, 46, 33 = 1183 (20d100)

>>4255011

> Director gets closer to the buffet alongside with Fredd, grabbing a champagne glass in the way, when he's there, he takes something that looks like a hot dog, smells like a hot dog, and tastes like a hot dog, it is indeed a hot dog, takes another one and gives it to Fredd

+"take, the food of the champions!"

-"Indeed, sir"

+"Uh... Wait for me here, be right back, talk with this handsome guy right here" He points at mystery man, and he looks back

+"oh, what's up, uhhhh... Bye" he leaves, while fredd's still in the buffet with Mystery Man

> Getting behind the shadow figure he proposes to play (if he accepts, talks with him while they play)

+"hey! Geoff right? I really liked your job in the last Eldritch Wars movie, sad what happened with your character"

-"It's Gob, and... Movie? I'm not an actor, maybe you confused me, a lot of people do, the problem of having no face"

+"heh, i get you man, wanna play? I'm kind of rusty in 4D chess but i try. Sir, can you please?" he then looks at Nyarlathotep, making a sign so he can take the sit.

>Dance Dance Dance at the competition! x3

"Alright everyone, check out these killer moves!" he dances, changing into a different form with every different move, fredd looks at him while eating another hot dog
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>>4255112
Dagon
> Power; 0 Below average
>Physique; 4 Excepcional
> Presence; 1 Average
>Mindlock; 0 Below average
>Appeal; 1 Average
>Powers:
-Devourer;
>If you defeat a creature, it will be easier to defeat the same type in the future
-Follower of a elder god;
>Any psychic attack that affects your alliance or goal will fail
-Ruler of the deep sea;
>You can create any anomaly in the water as long as you are near that body of water
-Corruption;
>You can corrupt you cultist into Deep ones
-Under cities;
>You have access to ancient underwater mega structures around the glove
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>>4255140
Yep, those rolls are pretty accurate for his dancing skills
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>>4255140
I will assume the 1 action play chest and 2
of dance (4 rolls)
>yes interacting with other gods will have benefits
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>>4255169
Action 1 is an interaction with MM, but fredd does it, so mystery man doesn't try to kill me or something for making a bad movie about him
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>>4255178
okey , i read it wrong thanks for the clarification
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>>4255178
In short the 3 actions are
>make fredd talk with MM (he knows what happens with him too, the box, the flyers, all that stuff, maybe get to a deal so he stops messing with my plans)
>play chess and talk with gob
> dance (competition) x3
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Rolled 80, 12, 72, 27, 88, 87, 69, 8, 45, 7, 50, 66, 56, 1, 41, 96, 95, 23, 63, 72 = 1058 (20d100)

>>4255011
I eat everything that's on the buffet. Only an entity of exceptional physique would be capable of such feat. That will help me to establish dominance and intimidate the other gods.

My language is impossible for others to understand, so I come to the Symbiote with a Deep One as interpret.

"You see those suckers playing 4D chess. I only play the ocean game, where the winner is the one who's in the ocean."

>Muffled laugh.

>Eat everything that's on the buffet x1
>Join the dance competition x2
>Ruler of the Deep Sea: Make the castle sink x2
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>>4255219
>12
He absolutely destroyed everyone with its moves
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Rolled 80, 72, 17, 59, 34, 32, 48, 55, 20, 3, 65, 11, 58, 14, 48, 79, 1, 71, 80, 24 = 871 (20d100)

>>4255011

Oh, this is uh... can I even dance...?

I’ve never tried, what with being an amorphous ooze. I’ll just fling myself about and see what happens.

Action 1: Dance, 2 dice

Action 2: Consume as much gourmet biomass into my form as possible from the buffet to intimidate the others, 2 dice

Action 3: Have my giant monster companion distribute baby lesser symbiotes as party gifts
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>>4255285
I am the most talented of dancers
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does this work?
>just testing
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>>4255140

Q;Will the mystery man stop his bullshit?
Odds; imposible
Rolls; 67
A; No

Q;does he do something now?
Odds;50/50
Rolls; 40
A;Yes
What?
Rolls; 92,46
A; Vengeance food

Q; can he win 4D chest against Gob
Power; Average (Mindlock)
DC; Average (Mindlock of Gob)
Roll; 43
A; you narrowly win

Q;Can he win the dance competition
Power; Above average [(physique+Appeal)/2]
Difficulty; the other gods
Rolls; 73, 44, 77
>44
Random event; 21
NPC action
NPC list 1d100
1-23 The mystery man
24-46 Shub-niggurath
47-69 Hastur
70-92 Nyarlathotep
93-100 The Last Defender
Roll;100
What?
Rolls; 83, 27
Assist a project
>see Dagon's part for the continuation


The directors send Fredd to talk with the mystery man to see if he will stop interrupting your plans, He observe them.
They appear to be making small talk, you would say Fredd is even having fun. Then those two appear, Dagon and the Darwin Symbiote literally throw themselves at the table and start chugging food at their mouths , they are no even chewing...Did they get in a competition?
Several of the guest stop what they are doing and start cheering "EAT! EAT! EAT! EAT!" , a chill crawls up your spine.
You look at the mystery man, oh no, he has that grin on his face.
The two giants stop eating, and their stomachs rumble, there's silence in the room. The mystery man then moves Fredd a few inches in front of him. Fredd isn't paying attention, That bastard is whispering something to his ear. And like some kind of magic trick
He moves away just in time to avoid all the puke from those animals...At first shock, the laughter from the guests.
Fredd goes to the bathroom with tears in his eyes and spends there the rest of the night.You tried to talk to him but he just mumbles.

After the incident you decide to play a game of 4d chest with Gob. After your introduction you start the game,
quite difficult but you manage to keep him distracted while talking to make your move, you take his king from 3 turns away.
He is impressed with your move and talk with you until the dance competition starts. between that time you exage summoning circles and have a fun time

The competition starts You decide a more classical approach and start a waltz with Gob. You follow the rhythm and go pretty good
You are enjoying yourself with the other gods.Then someone changes the music...oh no, is that animal again.
>see Dagon's part for the continuation

>Fredd is broken
>Gain a ally; Gob (you can ask him for favor and so on)
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Q; Can he eat everything in the buffet
Power; Excepcional
DC; High (that's a lot of food)
Roll;80
A;No

Q; Can he win the dance competition?
Power;Above average [(physique+Appeal)/2]
Difficulty; the other gods
Rolls; 12 , 72

Q; Can he pull the castle underwater
Power; Below average
DC; Average (half of it is in ruins)
Rolls;27, 88
A; Yes

You were talking to the host for a bit, then something started nagging you. Looking behind you see the mystery man gorging himself on the buffet. Ho no he won't. You rush to the food table and start eating , you are 3 times his size , you are not going to starve becouse this ashole is gready. Then a blob jumps on the far end of the table and stars rolling on the food. TheFuckIsThis.jpg , You start eating faster. Then the gods started screaming at you. Oh no they wont, this is your food now.
They can scream all they want, they won't take any, you are not going to stop, you won't.... oh shit... Then you start puking
By the end of it everyone is having fun so you don't give it to much thought.

You roam around the area for a while and you stumble with the musicians. You start a conversation with them, they are nice.
Then you get a awesome idea, you start planing with them.

The dance contest has begun, all the gods below you are dancing in couples, they are weak. You have manned to get a top of the chandelier for a stunning entrance. You give your signal to the musicians, they change to your music..."Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games We got everything you want honey, we know the names.." That's your qu , you jump to the floor , braking some tiles under your weight , and you start dancing. some of the other gods have tried to adapt but they are no match for your uncovered muscles.Some red blob seem very excited about the show as hes jumping since you saw him.
At the end you are declared winner.

The price , this mansion as a pocket dimension, a evil grin crosses you face "so this mansion is mine.. let's redecorate"
You start pulling the mansion underwater, the ground crackles as the structure begins to sink.The gods start panicking, you are laughing hysterically , people scream more. This is great.You make waves crash into the balcony to sacer people more, The host are pissed tho, but that's their problem.You keep laughing away.
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>>4255893

BOOM, one of the walls explode,... Who is breaking your shit???
When the dust settles a man with a hockey mask and a pencil in each hand screams "I object your honor! This matrimony will not be made in a crumbling building!" the fuck is this human talking about and why is everyone screaming harder??? "WEEEEEDDDDDIIIINNNGGGGG CCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The human then stabs his pencils into the ground and the floor begins spitting. ohshit.jpg
You start falling with the building into the depths of the ocean and so do the other gods.

A few hour later everyone is at the beach, the human is nowhere to be seen.And so every god starts saying their goodbyes and leaving.They are still in shock. Best. party .ever.

> Gain new power
Pocket dimension [Underwater ruins]; As a action you can open and/or close a portal to this pocket dimension.
You can never fail opening a portal but you can only have one entrance at a time
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Q;Can he win the dance competition?
Power;Low [(physique+Appeal)/2]
Difficulty; the other gods
Rolls;80

Q; Can he eat everything in the buffet
Power; Miniscule +[Survival of the Fittest]= Low (no pain, no gain)
DC; High (see dagon)
Rolls;72,17
A; No

Q; Can hes giant monster distribute baby lesser symbiotes?
Odds;Somewhat likely
Rolls;59,34
A; Yes

You enter into the the room, is very spacious , you like it. the you hear the sound of rusing. Dagon and the Mystery man apear to be in a food eating contest... You think about it and decide to join the competition, you are a apex predator, How are you going to lose at eating? You Jump on the table and start rolling on the food. you are being very messy but everything is delicious. As you get near the part the mystery man was eating you taste something funny so you hop of and move away. Just in time to see Dagon become a firehose of puke directed towards some unlucky purple kid.Man what a bad luck, maybe you can try eating all the food later.

You make your way around making you companion give away mini symbiotes , most gods take it to be nice , others take it because they don't want to piss of the giant monster. What they don't know is that you are learning from them , you could maybe replicate some of this gods on a minor scale.What confuses you is that some symbiotes appear to be trapped between two warm fleshy blobs.
really weird because you haven't seen anyone like you.

Then the dance starts , you try your best buts is not enough, you end jumping up and down at the beat of the music. you had fun at least. Then the music changes. How did Dagon get in the chandelier?
>see Dagon for continuation

>Your [Finest Specimens] skill is improve, you can conjure larger eldritch creatures and hybrids
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>>4255894
*splitting
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>>4255900
Just realised i process the rolls wrong , but the results would have stayed the same... lucky me
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>>4256004
Really nice intermission turn, a lot happened.
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>>4256071
it was fun writing it.
and the fact that the mystery mans troll was "Vengeance food" made it really funny
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>>4255890
Out of character fredd isn't that important, the most will be that director will need to prepare his own coffee, in character, well...

+"oh don't worry friend, he thought he was being funny, but i'll tell you one thing..."

+(demonic voice) "THAT BASTARD IS GOING TO PAY"
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>>4255890
>Gain a ally; Gob (you can ask him for favor and so on)
Do i need to spend actions to ask for favors right?
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>>4256104
yes
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>>4254975
>Action 1 Tell the N.E.G. that i`m building a army for the skeleton war against the Rapine storm
>Action 2 Revert back to the original form of KEK
godbey joy kek
>Action 3 (3 rolls) Use [Chaos magic] , [corruption] and the [Dr. Herbert West serum] to create a meme army of "the skeleton war"
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Rolled 80, 82, 68, 15, 39, 67, 60, 77, 85, 20, 54, 11, 13, 52, 56, 31, 42, 46, 65, 1 = 964 (20d100)

>>4256152
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Rolled 11, 9, 94, 65, 55, 86, 75, 95, 64, 16, 2, 3, 82, 31, 3, 72, 93, 9, 98, 67 = 1030 (20d100)

>>4254975
Leviathan mass breeding is going well... I shall need a way to stabilise their genetic code however if I wish to ever have them grow to be venerable...

With my newfound power to summon more powerful creatures I do so wonder if the portal would hold enough for me to project a fully fledged symbiote such as myself through...

Action 1: Tremor worm, search around underground the ruins for the orb.

Action 2: Toby, crew, continue exploring Xi’an
2 dice

Action 3: Attempt to summon near the Pacific brood a Greater Symbiote, it’s colour is entirely cosmetic so I choose blue.

[Greater Symbiote]
Possesses the [Amorphous, Insubstantial], and [Symbiotic Evolution] traits.

It’s power rating, though it can only use power for the purposes of [Symbiotic Evolution], is rated as equal to my own.

They reproduce through mitosis, duplicating at an exceptionally fast rate, especially in wet environments.

They are specially designed to aid in stabilising the genetic material of the host by acting as a bonding agent, also increasing the ease at which the targets genetics may be manipulated.
2 dice.
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>>4256169
good idea

btw i might not be active for a few days
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>>4256182
Alright, see you about.

I think we got the orb, if both actions give us one Xi’an progress each.
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>>4254979

> Ask Gob to create 2 wormhole doors, one from the base to the throne hall (so the expedition and the atlanteans can come back) and another one from the base to somewhere near the plant location. x2

> Produce high-tech weapons using ghost, luthor, and stark knowledge and technology, should be cheaper than producing armors, also add 2000 more transformed workers to the factory

> Send groups of 100 transformed cultists each to every USA state (5000 in total), making them look at everyone directly to the eyes x2

rollin' in 30-40 minutes

Also Wux, 2 important questions, the orbs have infinite uses until they're destroyed?, and, the atlanteans can communicate telepathically (at least the princess can), but do they also use other telepath stuff? Like reading minds
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>>4256236
Are you going to try to summon Gob?
i did write "Dear living " on purpose
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>4256236
>the orbs have infinite uses until they're destroyed?
Yes

>the atlanteans can communicate telepathically (at least the princess can), but do they also use other telepath stuff?
1: Yes
2: No
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