Welcome to You Awake in Westeros Quest – Trick Edition. In this quest we follow our hero, Velo, as he tries to survive and thrive in the world of A Song of Ice and Fire. Last thread, he allied with Tyrion, saved Bran from being crippled and decided to head to the Wall.Now, he hopes he avoids getting frostbite. Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/uTnPBM61http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Westeroshttps://twitter.com/TrickQM
>>418634This should be thread 3 famalam
You decide to risk the frostbite, braving the frozen Northern temperatures. Tyrion discovering your lie – well, your double lie – could undo everything you've been trying to accomplish. You can make by with one less pinky toe, or pinky finger or the tip of your nose. Although you'd really prefer to stay as intact as possible. You shiver, freeze and endure the harsh mistress that is the Northern winds AND her sister – the bitter cold – for eighteen grueling days. Despite shivering so much you're scared icicles might form on the roof of your mouth and your tongue may freeze and break off in your throat, you attempt to converse with Jon Snow.“So I heard there was a dragon under Winterfell,” you comment in an attempt to break the ice. And you think that might be literal as you feel your numb tongue start to warm again from the energy of movement.Jon merely snickers. “Nah, s'just hot springs keeping the castle warm. Tha's jus' a story Old Nan tells Rickon when she wants to make him smile.” His eyes squint as he studies your even-paler-than-usual face. "You look pretty bad.”Your uncle didn't seem to think so you think but do not express. “Cold's getting to me.”Jon Snow laughs. “What happened to being born more North than me?” Jon asks incredulously.“Born is a lot different than lived, Snow.” You decide to change the subject. “Why did you pick up that skinny sword from Mikken? Looked a bit thin for you and I see you don't have it with you.” You already know the answer to your line of inquiry, but it's best if you get him to open up about it rather than freak him out by acting prophetic and creepy.“It was for a friend.” He grimaces after the vague lie. A few seconds pass before he looks back to you to speak more plainly and in-depth. “My half-sister. Arya. She's a girl and meant to be raised as a proper noble lady, but she's always had a fierce side to her. We were . . . close. I gave her that sword as a present so she can practice with it. Skinny and small – just like her.”You nod your head and smile, which the bastard returns – a grin filled with warm memories but also a twinge of sadness. He doubts he'll ever see her again, you suppose. And as far as you're aware – he never does. Feeling your bladder urge for release, you excuse yourself, telling Jon you're taking a piss in privacy and move into the nearby Wolfswood to water a mighty, grey-green sentinelYou relieve yourself, half-scared your cock just might freeze in your hands as it juts proudly from between the flap in your thick breeches. The piss steams in the cold air as it arcs into the light snow around the base of the tree – staining a patch of the white blanket yellow. You need to drink more water, you realize.
“AHHHHHHHH,” you hear the scream from behind you, occurring so suddenly it shocks you. Good thing you were already pissing. You quickly button your pants and turn round. The yell sounded like it came back from where you left Jon Snow, alone. You dash between the various trees and come back to the small clearing where you two were standing watch. Jon Snow stands fiercely, tall and regal, as Lord Tyrion lies in the snow holding his hands up to protect his face. In between the two of them you spot the albino direwolf himself – Ghost. That thing had a tendency to sneak up and scare the bejeezus out of you when you'd catch a glimpse of his white fur or red eyes in your peripheral vision. He's gotten much bigger than when you spied the small pup around Winterfell, silently tagging to Jon Snow's ankles like the animal was his own shadow.The direwolf – despite being too mute a killer to growl – bares his fangs and menaces your fallen employer. Jon Snow looks on with a facial expression filled with anger and disgust. He won't be calling his hound to heel, you realize. Which could prove very poorly for Lord Tyrion.>Interpose yourself between Tyrion and Ghost>Stay back and don't risk getting bit>Something else? (write-in)
>>418667>Interpose yourself between Tyrion and GhostMention how its important to be civil.
>>418667Interpose but not aggressively, dont want to antagonize ghost.Ask what is going on
>>418667Backing thisWoof at the angry doggo.
>>418667>Interpose yourself between Tyrion and GhostGhost please don't chew his face off, he already has a bad nickname. Lean to tyrion... What did you do sir?
>>418667>Something else? (write-in)Tell Jon to fucking do something
Changing vote from >>418688to >>418690But still woof at the doggo.
>>418667>>Interpose yourself between Tyrion and GhostNot aggressively, don't want to antagonize ghost.If we act like a hero to Tyrion we get massive cash.Get Jon to do somethingAlso do a friendly woof at the dog
I think this is a good chance to hint too Jon we are a seer. Tell him ghost is gonna get huge we bet.Maybe ask tyrion if he insulted Jon with bustard or something. Then give Jon a good little speech about wearing insults like armor and so on
Roll me 1d100, best of 3. This is a handle animal check.
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>418737
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>418737
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>418737
>>418743>>418741>>418740You HAD to woof at the doggo didn't you?Writing!
>>418745YOU MOTHER FUCKER IF YOU DO WHAT I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
So what's the plan? Go climb a tree and hope he doesn't knock it down
>>418750You woofed at a fucking dog retard what the hell were you expecting.Plague and Inky, tag team duo of retarded ideas.
>>418763>I was only PRETENDING>pic related kill me. I take this shit way too seriously, and I've got nothing going for me. Please.
You rush out into the clearing and stand between the halfman and the albino. Your hand rests on the pommel of your sword, but you try not to make any aggressive moves that might encourage the massive canine to leap at you.“Get out of the way, Will,” Jon commands gruffly. “Ghost'll tear your throat out before you unsheathe that weapon.”Nah.You got this. You take your right hand off the pommel of your sword and extend out your left hand in a placating but assertive stance towards the oversized dog. Ghost's eyes, alight with an intelligence far greater than that of a simple canine, shifts his attention to you as you take merely one step forward in your attempt to appease the savage beast.“Woof,” you utter the sound, almost a joke of a thought you let fly without allowing your inhibitions to properly clamp down on how stupid that idea is. Jon is bewildered for a mere moment as Ghost takes your noise as an excuse to leap forward.He soars through the air, a lightning bolt of white fur as his wide maw closes round your outstretched hand, the eye teeth sinking deep into your extremity. Blood gushes from the wound as pain shoots through your arm despite how numb it was mere seconds ago due to the cold.It is your turn to scream into the night air.>Roll me 1d100, best of 3. This is a willpower check.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>418853
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>418853gg
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>418853FUCK YOU INKY
>>418860It's fine Velo, it was Plague idea all the time. So blame him for that, not my shitty rolls m8. :^)
>>418860Tell the dog "Do you mind?" Scoff then find out what is happening.
>>418860Tell John to get him off, it tingles.
>>419014Up date soon fool
After the initial shriek of pain you hyper focus and enter an extreme state of calm. Blood is spurting out of the wound, staining the snow and Ghost's muzzle the same shade of red. You hear Tyrion scrabble to his feet as Jon shouts at his direwolf. You don't pull your hand away from the biting beast, despite the intense pain, for fear he'll tear something important with his wickedly sharp teeth. Desperate hope the animal doesn't shake your hand about like it was trying to wring a rabbit's neck proves fruitful as Ghost halts at Jon's commanding yell.“Ghost, let go,” Jon gruffly orders. Ghost opens his jaw and stalks back to his owner. You pull your hand back and look at the damage. Four big puncture marks still leaking blood into the snow. Tyrion waddles up to you from behind. “Your pet better not have ruined my bard's playing hand, bastard.” You cradle the wounded appendage. “I warned him, dwarf!” Jon declares defensively. “What's going on?” you demand, angered by pure hurt and adrenaline.“Apparently the Stark response to hearing the cold, hard truth is violence,” Tyrion explains.“Lord Tyrion insulted the Night's Watch. I guess Ghost didn't take kindly to the disrespect,” Jon supplies his own version of events. “You ordered your dog to attack me,” Tyrion replies.“I did no such thing.” He probably did, being a warg and all. Doesn't realize his empathetic connection the animal led to the direwolf lashing out at Tyrion, however. “Perhaps Ghost mistook you for a grumpkin, dwarf.”
Suddenly you hear the stomping of fast-paced footsteps. Benjen, Yoren and Tyrion's two guards appear on the scene, their swords in their hands. Quickly observing the situation, all of them leap into action.Tyrion's guards go to him, Yoren moves towards Jon Snow while Benjen . . . Benjen approaches you. He looks from your mangled hand, to the blood in the snow and finally to the red dripping from the lips of his nephew's dangerous and deadly pet. He sighs out.Wordlessly gesturing for you to let him see your hand, you oblige the First Ranger's silent request. Inspecting it thoroughly, but clinically, he gingerly moves and rotatesyour han. Whenever you seethe in pain, he applies a bit more tenderness to the action. After a few moments of study he pulls out a bag of herbs and sprinkles something on the wounds the wound that stings so badly you almost – ALMOST – let out another pained screech. Afterwards, he wraps your hand in a cloth bandage.Benjen fixes his nephew with a hard stare. “What would your father think if he knew you were letting your pet maul strangers.” “I believe Lord Eddard would be proud, actually,” Tyrion opines dryly, wit and authority re-established now that he can safely hide behind two, strong sword arms. “His sigil shares the same distaste for Lannisters. I am surprised Eddard isn't the one who taught the direwolf to attack those blonde of hair.”“Don't speak about my father like that!” Jon responds angrily, Ghost already looking on edge again. “You besmirch his honor.”“I believe your existence – bastard – besmirches Lord Eddard's honor,” Tyrion retorts.Yoren chews and spits out sourleaf, another red splotch of snow added to the scenery. “I'm not quite sure about that,” he says, his teeth stained as red as Ghost's lips by the plant's juice, a fine facsimile for blood. “Beasts that live north of the wall tend to glut themselves on the weak and the grotesque when the offer presents itself. I hear the wildlings leave the babes born sick or disfigured out in the woods to feed the wolves.”“How lucky I am then that I wasn't born a wildling. I appreciate your dedication to keeping those savages at bay.” Tyrion smirks with the sarcastic compliment.Yoren shrugs. “I've come to find the wildlings aren't wrong about everything.”One of Tyrion's guards does more than bristle at the insult. His hand goes to his sword. “You insult or threaten my lord –”“One more time and he ends up one servant fewer,” Yoren interrupts the speech. “There's two of you and one of me. You're outnumbered.”“Quiet!” Benjen orders, trying to calm the situation. The atmosphere becomes silent, but retains the built up tension. You have a chance to speak up if you wish.>Your nephew fucked up>Forgive my lord's wit, it is often too harsh for its own good>The whole situation is my fault>Remain silent>Something else? (write-in)
Someone smart say something that sounds good
>>419055>Write-in Start playing on our lute one handed or singing to try and defuse the situation. We are a bard this is entire shindig.
>>419055>Your nephew fucked upI don't think he realises how closely his pet watches his emotions
>>419055>The whole situation is my faultWe did something exceptionally stupid, this is the way to go
>>419055>(write-in)"I should have known better than to stick my hand out to a dire wolf who's still growing, it's a good thing I still have my hand and no one's dead"
>>419055>The whole situation is my faultWe did kind of fuck it up with the woof thing.But mainly it's everyone fault, but blaming it on others will only lead to nothing.
>>419055>The whole situation is my fault
>>419092Not even ashamed.>The Whole situation was my fault. Fuckin, tell Jon to wear his insults like armor. As a bard we know that words hurt as much as steel.I sound like an anti-bully campaign, fuck
Roll me 1d100 + 10, best of 3. This is a diplomacy check.
Rolled 29 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>419105
Rolled 41 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>419105
Rolled 36 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>419105
Not rolling to hot tonight
We failed the roll, we sound like pussy.
>>419137You need to say "FUCK YOU INKY" when you roll if you wanna have good rolls.
We took the safe choice if we blamed someone they'll get mad at us. We just sound like we a fag>>419148That's the only way to break the curse. Keep it up I want William to make it.
it's just inky and plague holding us down
>>419162Two people who should eternally be banned from this quest for conspiring to kill William
>>419166They sound terrible.
>>419176You have no idea
“I'm sorry. The whole situation is my fault,” you explain.“Don't try to protect him!” Tyrion snaps at you. “The boy needs to learn.”Benjen grabs his belt. “I find myself agreeing with the Imp unfortunately. Jon, if that direwolf causes any more trouble –”“He won't. I promise.” Jon Snow snaps, his words dripping with angst. He turns on his heels and whistles for Ghost to follow. The direwolf treads after him as quiet as a mouse.Benjen gives you a sly look. “Your hand should heal up perfectly fine. The poultice I applied eliminated any chance of infection. You'll keep the hand and your musical skills. Rest is all you'll need.”“Thank you Benjen,” you tell him. He nods his head. As the Night's watchmen leave Tyrion slaps you on the lower back. “You can rest in my carriage, Shakespeare.” You receive three more gold dragons from the dwarf who pays you and get to recuperate for the last few days of your trip to the Wall in relative comfort and warmth. >Anything you would like to do before you arrive at Castle Black? (write-in)
>>419203Strengthen our penis with cock pushupsJust skip to Castle Orange
Did we bring any books with us?
>>419203>>Anything you would like to do before you arrive at Castle Black? (write-in)Let's play some music if we can.Really wow Tyrion and impress him
>>419219You sure you wanna do that? With THESE rolls?
>>419203Read some of the books Tyrion brought with him and practice alchemy.
>>419203I'm also alright with us reading any books we brought with us. We don't have to play.
>>419203Read some books about swords of what we got. Just relax talk with Tyrion, read a bit.
Roll me 1d100, best of 3. This is a learning roll.Also,>Read a book about warfare>Read a book about dragons>Read a book about the Nightswatch
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>419235FUCK YOU INKY
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>419235>Read a book about warfare
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>419235>Read a book about warfareFUCK YOU INKY
>>419239>>419237>>419236I think this is proof enough.
>>419236>>419239It only works when I do it, scrub
>>419235>Read a book about warfare
>>419240proof of what?
>>419244That Velo isn't Velo.
>>419244>Only vote to not say FUCK YOU INKY>Rolls an 8I'm just saying, Velo.
>>419244That the dice gods don't like Inky.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>419246fuck you Trick
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>419251Fuck you Velo.
>>419255>>419251>>419239>>419236>>418860Here is all the proof you need.
>>419255Can you make that roll count for something good for us? :^)
>>419262We in the north giving each other frost burns.
>warfareBut out of curiosity, what's IN the warfare book? Tactics? Blueprints for siege engines or...?
While recuperating in Tyrion's carriage you ask him if you could read some of the books he brought to pass the time. He shows you a few and you get a chance to skim through Engines of War by Maest Ayrmidon. You learn a good bit of information over the three days left until you reach the Wall. Westeros has had a very different history with many distinct and odd battles – including ones involving dragons and other strange occurrences. This book mainly details the proper use of siege engines during a battle. Your own knowledge of warfare during the medieval-ish periods of history were primarily of land battles so there's actually a lot of good and new information for you to check out. How to make sure a battering ram will actually have enough force to knock down a gate and be protected from burning oil and pitch. You read up on how siege ladders work. You discover that trying to besiege a castle with any less than three times the number of defenders is a lost cause and shouldn't be attempted.Over the course of the coming days you retain a lot of good siege tactics and strategies while your left hand recuperates from the dire wolf bite wound. Eventually the bigger of the Lannister guardsmen rides beside Tyrion's carriage and informs you Castle Black is close and the Wall is in sight. When Tyrion pulls back the curtain to stare however, the sight you're most closely greeted to is that of a small, quaint village that seems to slumber peacefully entrenched in the snows – the only signs of life being the smoke rising from the chimney's of every building. Tyrion frowns. “This doesn't look like a fortress. Where are we?”Benjen rides near, overhearing Tyrion's question and explains. “Mole's Town. Tiny village made to look even smaller due to the fact most of it lies underground in a warren of tunnels.”“Anything interesting in the town?”Benjen chortles. “Women.”“I thought the Night's Watch was sworn to celibacy.”“We are . . . but some brothers interpret their vows differently than others. 'Father no sons' is the official vow.”“Which means you can still stick it in a whore's arse,” Tyrion deduces masterfully. “Wonderful loophole really. One I don't need to follow.” Tyrion looks over to you. “Well, Will. I've been cooped up for a bit too long. I owe you still for that grievous wound you took nobly defending my person. Any girl you want, I'll pay.”>Thank you, my lord>I have to politely decline>Something else? (write-in)
>>419309>I have to politely decline
>>419309>Something ElseI need a good amount of money for something else.How much does a spy network cost?
>>419309>Thank you, my lordWe got to start making those eights someday
>>419317The hell why'd my I'd change?
>>419309>>Thank you, my lordStarting the major eight
>>419316And I mean once we get to King's Landing, not here, this place a shit. We ask to call in a favor later.
>>419309>>Thank you, my lordlets start
>>419309>I have to politely declineM8 the girls here have been Fucking the wall dudes forever were going to get aids or whatever they have.
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>419309I'll have to politely decline, unless there's any women of noble blood in this shithole?
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>419328HaHaHA
>>419329>my rolls right now>pick related.
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>419331Be redeemed in this ultimate roll.We will fuck Tyrion.He will love us.
Leaving the vote open. Taking a big break. Who knows when I'll be back
>>419334You mother fucker I swear to shit.
>>419309>>Thank you, my lordLet's fugg
>>419309>>Thank you, my lordLet's get on with it
>>419324>>419351Hurr durr if i take my name off no one will realize i'm samefagging
>>419327Just gotta avoid the back door and we wont catch anything the blacked brothers leave behind.
>>419351Fine nigga, don't call in favors. This is Mole Town. Mole Town has Mole aids. Mole ScaleMole Bumps.Moles. They're like Crabs but the size of moles that dig into your crotchThis might not be true but you don't want to find out now do you?
>>419359Too true I'm an amazing magician
>>419368If you wanna samefag do it over something more important
>>419309>>I have to politely decline
>>419387>>419390I CHANGED MY VOTE TO TIP THE BALANCE SO WE CAN FUCKING MOVE ON
>>419392I just want spies in KL... Can...Can we ask for those funds? We don't need to TELL him what we're going to use the cash for...
>>419309>>Thank you my lord
>>419392>Implying your vote still counts
>>419309>Thank you, my lord
>>419309>politely declinedI agree with what a few anons said, let's check in our favor in KL, where we'll needit
>>419411>>419413None because tie breaking vote came in
>>419411Just to look at the newest and then choose the best looking
>>419411One of the newer girls someone closer to our age short black hair and A cup breasts
>>419411>What type of girl? (write-in)The most expensive and most beautiful
Can we have spies? I want spies in KL...>>419418>>419419>>419420I think it's too late guys...
What's going on, Trick?
Alright you complaining niggers,One last vote. Final destination style. Five minutes.1 - Fuck whore2 - Do not fuck whoreRespond to this post with either 1 or 2 and nothing else or your vote won't be counted
>>419422shutthefuckup about spies for now we at the wall
>>419411Well, shit.I'd say the ugliest one as she has less chances to have Frostcrabs, Icesyphilis or whatever shit they've got up here, but then again, we're probably gonna die of a sudden and violent death anyway, don't think we'll have enough time to die because of fucking Westerosi AIDS. Let's fuq a cutie redhead then, Jon will notice we have the same tastes later on and will remember that weird bard dude.
>>419431JESUS FUCK WHY DO I TYPE SO SLOWLY
Vote over.Now time to discount the samefags. Gimme a moment
>>419437>>419442I'm not a samefag, I'm just on a phone>>419373is mine too
>>419309We will have to see if there is a virgin in there.
>>4194241 if they've got a virgin2 if they only got women plundered by sodomites
>>419448This is also mine>>418689
>>419428>>419430>>419434>>419435>>419437 (Fuck you I don't believe you shithead)These are all 1 post only shits. I consider you all proxyfags and banish you from this vote. Get fukt!>>419433>>419436Fuck the whore.>>419440>>419429>>419432Don't fuck the whore.You aren't fucking the whore.This inconsequential decision has dragged on for far too long. Congratulations on samefagging the least important vote of the quest so far.But seriously, I love y'all.
I'm sure I'll be have my vote called samefag because phone keeps changing my I'd, so when we decline can we not make seem like a insult cause I feel like he'll take us say no the wrong way
>>419455<3 you too, Velo
We should tell Aemon that there is another one of his bloodline beyond the wall. One Brynden Rivers. Sorcerer that sees through the weirwoods.
>>419455I'm a little miffed but my vote wasn't a deciding factor, so it's all good
>>419455Tell tyrion that Sodomites and rapers spread some really nasty afflictions.
We should chat and be nice with Jon before we reach there'll maybe mess with him a little by telling him whom he'll meet first, the old bear and his claw.
>>419461me 2 m8
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>419455Fuck you Trick
“I have to decline, my lord. I . . . don't wish to partake.”Tyrion cocks an eyebrow at you. “You aren't . . .”Benjen, still listening in on your conversation raises his own eyebrows at the implied question.You quickly wave both your hands until your wounded one starts to hurt really badly and you stop with a quick yelp of pain. “No, my lord. I just know that if these women are often used by rapers and sodomites there is a chance they may carry some disease or affliction. Which I wouldn't want to catch.”Tyrion laughs. “Unfortunately that is the risk you take as a dwarf who whores. Any woman who is willing to allow a man with my affliction bed her is willing to endure more communicable ones. I'll be busy. Jyck, come with me. You're buying me a whore. Morrec! Stay with the carriage.” Tyrion hops out of his wheelhouse and onto the horse brought before him by his personal guard. Together, the one and a half riders trot towards a brothel that Yoren points out. The whorehouse is a shack that looks no bigger than a privy, with a red lantern hung loosely on the door, swinging and creaking with the stiff, icy breeze. Much too small for any sort of horizontal business, although you know most of the establishment runs underground in the tunnels Benjen mentioned.As Tyrion rides off on his palfrey, Benjen sidles his black destrier up to the entrance to the wheelhouse you have been left behind in. “We aren't waiting for the Imp to finish fucking. You want to wait here while he indulges his appetites or would you like to ride with us to the Wall, greenseer?” He whispers the title at the end of the question.>Ride ahead of Tyrion>Wait for him to finish>Something else? (write-in)
>>419495>Wait for him to finish
>>419495>>Ride ahead of Tyrion
>>419495>>Ride ahead of TyrionWaiting is for cucks
>>419495>Ride ahead of Tyrion
>>419513I'm still a samefag though, don't mind me
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>419519Nah you've proven yourself now friendo. In fact the only potential proxyfag suspect is >>419508but he has a trip and its obelix so he isn't.1 - Wait while Tyrion fucks his whore2 - Go ahead with Benjen, Jon and Yoren
>>419495Would he be pissed if we went on ahead? A idon't think so. GTFO
>>419520>>Ride ahead Tryion
>>419520>2 Ride ahead
>>4195201 - Wait while Tyrion fucks his whoreHave the guard deliver a message so he knows. Use the excuse that we need to warm our throat so we can proform for him when he gets there.
>>419531Shit I meant number 2 for fuck sake.
You know guys I've been in here since the first thread -- and as a random anon that's been participating this whole time I really think a great strategy for taking the throne would be romancing Benjen. I just think having the First Ranger as a sexual liaison means we will have our hands high up in the Night's Watch organization.:^)
>>419520you making us vote again or you just rolling a 1d2 to break the tie?
>Ride ahead of Tyrion
>>419533>Night's Watch>Political ProspectsYeah, sure.
>>419520Lucky. We wait in the warm carriage. We'll prevent getting frozen again. Train our singing again - can't play our instrument with one arm...
>>419533das gay tho
>>419546Works out fine with the not accepting the free whore, then.
“No, I'll wait for Lord Tyrion to finish,” you inform the First Ranger. He looks at you strangely before meekly nodding and riding away at your shaky answer, leaving you alone in the carriage. You watch as Jon, Benjen, Yoren and the two peasant boys fade into dark specks as they approach the giant wall of ice some half a league north. Leaving you sitting alone in this carriage. You stare out through the curtains just as Tyrion throws open the door to the Mole's Town brothel and steps inside after his guard.. . .A few minutes pass. Morrec outside coughs into his hands, reminding you that you aren't completely alone at least. You swing your knees side to side inside the carriage, impatience sinking into your flesh.“How long do you think he'll take?” you call out to the guard.“Get cozy,” he simply responds. God. Well there's one side to being the toady of a lecherous dwarf. Big appetites lead to long wait times.>Read more of that warfare book>Chat with Morrec (about what?)>Take a walk around Mole's Town>Buy something (what?)>Search the carriage for anything important>Realize you made a mistake and ride after Benjen as hard as possible>Something else? (write-in)
>>419549>Realize you made a mistake and ride after Benjen as hard as possibleBenjen-kun wait for us!>>4195465 min into Nightwatch and chill he give you that look.
>>419549>>Realize you made a mistake and ride after Benjen as hard as possible
>>419549>Realize you made a mistake and ride after Benjen as hard as possible
>>419549>Realize you made a mistake and ride after Benjen as hard as possibleMatte Benjen-Sempai
>>419549>Ride to Ben
>>419549>Realize you made a mistake and ride after Benjen as hard as possibleGods I wish I'd been given a vision telling me how long he'd take...actually maybe not.. I'd never sleep again
>Realize you made a mistake and ride after Benjen as hard as possible
>Unanimous voteAlright. Well looks like . . .ROLL ME 1D100 +5, average of 3. THIS IS A RIDE CHECK. AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rolled 36 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>419562FUCK INKY
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>419562FUCK YOU INKY
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>419562
Rolled 40 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>419562
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>419562Super Rider! Don't fall off!
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>419562
>>419564>>419565>>41956644? so... failed? or just sloooow?
>>419562FUCK YOU INKY
Rolled 89 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>419562
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>419562
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>419567>>419568>>419569>>419571>all these rollmaybe we need to FLEX
>>419572We're going in a straight line and there was no nat 1, I dont think it's a super big deal
Rolled 70 + 5 (1d100 + 5)
Rolled 15 (1d100)FUCK YOU INKY
>>419576>maybe we need to...practise actually riding horses.>>419577>going in a straight line >dont think it's a super big dealAh, true. Hopefully we just need more time to catch up. But our one-armed situation doesn't make it easier.
So we've never rolled over 50 on averages have we?
>>419577inb4 hoof to the groin
>>419592>inb4...slipping off horse, stuck in snow, freeze hand off, get lost in forest, freeze foot off, get eaten by bear...inb4 Tyrion comments "That bard had more stupid in him than I guessed, oh well, time to find a new bard."
You hop out of the carriage and rush to your stot. Morrec stares at you, puzzled but you pay him no mind. You straddle your steed and kick it in the sides to spur it down the Kingsroad to the greatest man-made construction in all of Westeros.You ride hard and fast towards the Nightswatch men who you've let gain a lead on you. Unfortunately, you've never rode your horse with the intent of getting somewhere extremely quickly so the sensation is new and you panic a bit as you are unsure whether you have the talent or skill to do so without fucking up in some fashion. . . .But it turns out to be easier than you imagined! You gallop down the barest hint of a trail that makes up the Kingsroad and catch up the riders right as they make it to the entrance of Castle Black. You're a bit disappointed at how slow you ended up having to go to keep your mount's footing – barely managing to reach them in time, but hopefully you'll improve your speed with practice.Benjen looks back at you with a smile as you reach the edge of the . . . 'castle'. You remember – in the books there were no gates on the east, south or west side of the headquarters of the Night's Watch so as to make sure they could be easily dealt with if they ever rebelled against their sacred duty. No, Castle Black is only defendable from the North – against wildlings and the Others.“Got tired of waiting for the Imp?” The First Ranger asks with a laugh. You smile your answer at him as you chuckle yourself. “I will take the boys to Ser Alliser Thorne, with the other recruits. Follow me,” Yoren orders as he urges his horse to trot forward, deeper into the center of the headquarters. The two peasant boys follow, but Jon Snow lingers. He looks back and forth between his uncle and the stooped, smelly recruiter currently leaving him behind. The bastard's eyes scream indecision.Benjen gives him a hard look that settles the matter. There will be no special treatment for Lord Snow. He follows after Yoren, Ghost striding along beside his flank.That leaves just you and Benjen alone. The Crow fixes you with a look that screams . . . “I need to inform the Lord Commander of what I've learned and the things that have transpired. I'd appreciate your testimony as well, but you may do as you wish, greenseer.”>Go with Benjen to the Lord Commander>Go speak with Maester Aemon>Purchase something from the Night's Watch (what?)>Something else? (write-in)
Grabbing something to eat here at 4 in the fucking morning. Give me some time to eat before yelling and screaming about where your precious update is. :)
>>419605>>Go with Benjen to the Lord CommanderOh benjy Take us now
>>419605>Go with Benjen to the Lord Commander
>>419605>Go with Benjen to the Lord Commanderwe need to tell them about the cache in the Fist of the First mens with dragon glass and the horn.Plus we'll be with Benjen.
>>419605>Go speak with Maester Aemon
>Go with Benjen to the Lord Commander
>>419605>>Go with Benjen to the Lord CommanderThe crow won't bite... What do we tell the Lord-Commander though? Everything we told Benjen or just that the White Walkers will come and the Wildlings are already fighting them - and that there's a King North of the Wall?Do we inform Jon about his emotional connection with Ghost?>>419612>Dragon glassGood idea! "Prepare, Men of the Watch!"
>>419612We should also tell him that Mance is amassing an army as well.
>>419606>eat here at 4 in the fucking morningOpen fridge, get milk, open drawer, get oats, mix those with water over the cooker, eat porridge minutes later, win, continue writing :).
>>419624>implying a QM can subsist on basic bitch porridgeJust got back from eating some yogurt and a plum because I'm a decadent motherfucker. Writing!
>>419628>yogurt and a plum >decadent Yeah, some Lannister fare right there, decadent QM! Hope you gave the remains of your rich meal to some poor beggars starving in the streets!
>>419605Ask master amon to take a look at the wounded hand.I mean , I trust Benjen but is probably better to have a tReal doctor examine that shit
>>419605>Go speak with Maester AemonWe should ask him about some fly ass alchemy books
>>419644Should do that soon, true.>>419646>Aemonvisit Aemon, swipe a book or two, he can't see anyway...
“I'll come with you to the Lord Commander,” you decide. “Very well then,” Benjen comments before leading his horse forwards. You follow on his trail as you weave your way between the various stone towers and timber keeps intermittently dispersed like stakes protruding from the snow.Together you reach the jutting spire that is the Lord Commander's Keep. The two of you stable your horses and ascend the decrepit stairs until you reach the top floor. The First Ranger holds up a finger indicating you should wait a moment by the staircase as he knocks on the door and is let in to Jeor Mormont's personal quarters. A few minutes later and Benjen ushers you inside. Taking a seat before the desk of the massive old man, you are treated to the sight of him kindly feeding his pet crow a few kernels of corn. It screeches as it feeds.“Corn! Corn!” comes cawing out its mouth. The sound is almost disturbing, seeming more like the crow can actually speak English – Westerosi – and isn't merely mimicking sounds that result in it getting fed.You realize to let the imposing, white-haired elder distract and entertain himself without speaking yourself. Most likely he is gathering his thoughts from whatever Benjen informed him of by completing the meaningless task. After a few moments of thoughtful silence, the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch fixes you with a cold, blue-eyed stare.“I find it difficult to trust in superstition,” The Old Bear comments seemingly at random. “I also find it difficult to mistrust the words of the man I elected First Ranger. He is seldom mistaken. Yet today . . . I find I must abscond with one of these beliefs . . . temporarily, perhaps, but absconded with all the same. You claim to be a greenseer with visions of the future and Benjen Stark has validated the truth of that claim, by asserting he saw your visions almost come to pass. To hear I have lost three good men to . . . things beyond the Wall. And that I am to lose seven more so soon. . . .”His barrel chest rattles with a heavy sigh, weighed upon by age and the guilt that only a commander who cares for every man he has lost can hold in his heart. “This is a bitter drought you ask me to drink. And yet drink it I must. Benjen claims you know two of the men that die on this future ranging. Could you repeat their names?”“Othor and Jafer Flowers,” you state plainly. The Old Bear closes his eyes in mental anguish as you put his fears to audible words. “You already organized the ranging in search of Ser Waymar Royce, haven't you?” Benjen asks with a rueful half-smile.“Othor and Jafer Flowers among the six to accompany you,” Jeor speaks with the solemnity of a man forced to accept a horrifying truth. Benjen grimaces. The Lord Commander fixes you with a pleading stare.“Tell me . . . whatever you believe you should.”>Well, what should you tell the poor man? (write-in)
Going to bed. Feel free to gather your thoughts in an orderly fashion and, via cooperation and teamwork, decide as a group what you want to tell Lord Commander Jeor Mormont, the former head of House Mormont, whose sigil is a bear and whose words are 'Here We Stand'.
>>419674Alright, first off tell him about the White Walkers and how they will come back. Abuse your Greenseer status and say "I have seen Moletown burning and an army of dead marching for Winterfell, unstoppable force yadda yadda". Then tell him about the Night King, Dragonglass and then about the army of wildlings and their goal of breaching the wall to escape the Walkers to try to garner some sympathy for them. See how he responds.
>>419674>>Well, what should you tell the poor man? (write-in)"House Stark's words are coming true. Winter is coming. Mance Rayder is King-Beyond-the-Wall and gathers his army at the Frostfang mountains." plus White Walkers, plus where to find dragon glass.>>419690Careful to not come across as total madman though. Give them information they can verify themselves.The Night's Watch will look upon us with awe! But sadly, we have to go to the warm South after we gave away our tales of Doom and Destruction!...
>>419677This>>419690.Also tell him to avoid going to crasters farm since we had a vision of him dying thereWe need to keep our new ally safe
>>419690we should mostly tell him about the cache containing the dragon glass and the horn.If the wildling of the whitewalkers get the horn , the wall fall.So we must tell them to go on a mission.Because at the Wall here we stand against the white walkers, the wall was build by the first mens for this reason.Then abuse our greenseer status by saying we saw wildlings fight the white walkers.Then go on saying that to fight our worst enemies we have to ally our other enemies.We must tell them about the army of wilding for sure.But we must tell them about the Three eyed crow.We might be able to turn Jon snow into it.Or Bran.Tell them to ask the crown for the caches of wildfire under King's Landing for White walkers fear fire and such weapons are much more deadly than swords to them.Also tell them to ask Maester Aemon to send a raven to the citadel to ask for Dragonglass.Maester probably have a lot of it.Ask them to send raven to everylord who own a Valyrian steel sword to send their son to fight off the threat that is the widling army.Also more or less tell them that Jon snow is important and so is his wolf.
>>419699>ask the crown for the caches of wildfire under King's LandingThey don't know about those. It's one of Jamie Lannister's secrets iirc. And convincing city dwellers of giving up such a super-weapon to fight... what, ghosts, monsters, children's tales? Don't believe we can convince them...There's a reason the Night's Watch is slowly dieing out: Noone believes in their mission anymore. It's not a duty to defend manking at the Wall, it's a punishment for rapists, murderers and thieves.Good ideas though!
>>419677>Going to bedThank you for writing, TrickQM! I appreciate it greatly!
>>419705why do you think we're still following tyrion?We'll go to KL and use our Bardomancy magic to make the population transport it secretly.I'm sure that we can find people who will want to work with us while we transport nitroglycerin.
Why the fuck are there so many name/tripfags? I have never seen this many in one thread in my entire time browsing 4chan.
>>419710>tripsI blame civ threads.>>419708>Bardomancy Greatest bard of Westeros! Great. Also: We have to bed Cersei.
>>419674Tell him that obsidian, fire or Valyrian steel are required to fight against the others. Other methods may reveal themselves upon experimentation, but these are the ones we know of.Tell him where he will find a stash of obsidian weapons, but tell him to act quickly as Mance is raising an army to assault the wall in order to avoid fighting with the others.Tell how he was meant to die at the fist of the first men, assaulted by wights. Tell him that his last wish was that he wished to forgive his son, Jorah Mormont, relieving him of exile and let him take the black.
>>419699What Mance found was a fake though.
>>419730yeah that's why we're going after the one Sam found
For the love of God warn him of the fist massacre and all the craster stuff. Betrayal and possible mutiny. Tell him about Mance and his forces, wargs are among them. Say we are so, so sorry. We're trying to change things. Mention the wyld fire under a low breath
Make it really damn clear that right now by making them aware we are changing events the ink is not yet dry.We are effecting things as we speak, good luck commander
Just occurred to me...let's tell them the prophesy... Tell them there are now to dragons on the wall...tell them its a truth they must take to the grave. Tell them Jon's perants, explain the whole damned thing
>>419774>tell them Jon parentage.Do you want Robert and Ned to go mad or what?Benjen will ask his brother for verification and god knows he'll kill us if he know we're telling it to other people.Also Jon must not know his parentage.He must be a brave fuck who doesn't care about his life because he's a bastard.
Rolled 8 + 100 (1d100 + 100)Ask him if he would like to know about his son.Tell him about his beautiful son.Now.
>>419760>>419751>>419699TheseAlso tell him of Jorah, His son being dannys bitch
>>419787Yeah hold up, telling others who will tell Ned will lead to us being Ned's enemy #1. Be careful, we're playing with history here
>>419864WAIT LIGHTBULBLet's tell Slynt about Jon's parentage, the whole reason he is at the wall is because he refused to bend the knee to the Baratheons after the Targs were slaughtered.He'd give his life for Jon knowing he's Rhaegar's true heir
>>419872Yeah but we're a greenseer and he would believe us for sure.
>>419699This. As for the wildfire, I guess Tyrion will give us free use of the secret stashes once he becomes a major player, moreso with our support. Gotta be wary tho, cause if King Robert dies without us having settled the matter of the heir, KL with no wildfire will be taken by Stannis the Mannis, is that what we want?Ideally I think our plan should be strengthening the Nightwatch and also preventing, or at least resizing, the war ofthe five kings, so as to have more assets in the war against the white walkers and fucking Dany's shit up, if we decide she's more trouble than it's worth.
>>419876I'm not sure what you're trying to tell meWho will, Jeor? Or Janos?
>>419885Janos and Jeor.I mean we gave hard evidence to Jeor and Benjen.Janos even tho he's a sceptic is bound to believe us somewhat because to high ranked menber of his order are telling the same thing, we're a greenseer.Which mean they might train Jon for Command but this Time really hard and seriously.
>>419890Wondering. Do we really need things like warts, dragons and Targs in the fight against the WW? If we use our knowledge to "invent" and then mass produce things like defensive siege weapons and gunpowder, not to mention the wildfire again, we can prevent even one of those fucks from reaching the Wall just through sheer manpower alone. Also 'cause right now, thigs like Bran meeting the three-eyed crow or Jon becoming the Lord Commander seem difficult, due to our meddling
>>419917Outright impossible honestly.The second everyone realizes what's going on past the wall nobody will go out there, even Bran, except for missions to save the wildlings.
>>419929Jon can become the Three eyed Crow.I mean he has stark blood, so the blood of the first mens.Apart if Bran is a special snow flake, we can still make it happen.>>419917>Do we really need things like warts, dragons and Targs in the fight against the WW? No we only need a good amount of black powder and wildfire and a lot of siege expertise.Dude we can easily "invent" handcannons.Wargs are not needed.Dragons would be cool but would require to kill Danny "muh bloodrights/burn westerosies for me crown" stormborn and get jon to tame the Dragons.Which he's likely able to since he has a good personality and had Targ blood.It would be a crazy complicated plan but killing Danny isn't hard if King Robert back us up.
>>419929We don't have to go out there though. Why not just take down many more trees on the other side of the Wall as to get a better view and field of action, and use them to pump the top of the Wall full of things like ballistas and catapults specifically designed to rain down a burning inferno of dragonglass, wildfire and assorted projectiles upon the foes? With the help of the wildlings and the army of just a few kingdoms, we'd have enough men to arm every square inch of the Wall. And again, if we manage to recreate gunpowder, I reckon cannons and rifles would be extremely useful in the battle.That being said, I admit it's extremely unlikely for us to do this, we would need a near perfect use of the whole Game of Thrones situation to get the resources for this. But we can dream
>>419943>>419940I dont think we should invent and develop gunpowder weapons in the westeros world.That would shit thing up completely.Just imagine handing 1600s era knowledge to a bunch of medieval barbarians living in the dark age.We would end up with something resembling the 30 years war with groups of religous zealots blowing each other up with cannons and riffles.
>>419973Dude they had gun powder in 1200.It's just they didn't know everything about productin techniques and utilisation.Creating fire powder won't give metal strong enough to create guns.We'd probably advance technology 50 year with our knowledge but i doubt we could make it go 300 years forward.Rifles won't be a thing again in Velo's lifetime.Though cannons might become something feasible.They did exist in 1400 and smaller ones before.We're not going to revolutionize all their world with gunpowder.Heck they have wildfire which is probably as explosive as TNT or nitroglycerin even more i'd guess.Like 30 barrels of it blew up a whole cathedral sized Structure.And still it's not used by religious zealots.Also>medieval barbarians>implying they are barbariansDude they fucking use steel and have gods and feasts and customs, westerosi are far from being barbarians.
>>419973And where do they get all that gunpowder? There's no industry for making it unless we set it up. Primary use of early gunpowder weapons is that they scare the shit out of horses and people. Guns are not inherently more lethal than crossbows, except in the sense that there's not a whole lot of surgeons that know how to treat a gunshot wound in westeros.
>>419991Well, technically making the metal is not the problem, these guys do have steel, mass producing said metal is. There is also the problem that they don't have interchangeable parts to keep large number of guns maintained.Though cannons would be pretty much in high demand as they have no mechanical parts that can fail, although they'd be ridiculously expensive considering the amount of metal needed for them and the specialised forges also.Even if we did manage to make a flintlock pistol, there's no general going to be jumping "Hot damn, we should have a million of these made", because to them it's just an expensive and unconventional weapon that might blow up in the hand of the guy using it at any moment.
>>419733What are you talking about? I don't remember that from the books.
>>420068http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Old_warhornMy bad i mixed things up.Jon found it in the book and Samwell found it in the series.Basically it's Joramun's horn and that much is obvious.Like the theory has 90% chances of being right.Joramun's horn.Joramun's horn is said to wake giants from the earth.Some also say it can tear down the wall.
>>420075I think the whole thing about wall coming down is something invented by Mance Rayder in order to make the crows think he could. The wall's supposed to be warded with ridiculously powerful magic.
>>420081>The wall's supposed to be warded with ridiculously powerful magic.Who was probably put in place by the children of the forest.Who probably create a key everytime they create a really strong door.Though in the book Jon snow did send Sam to the citadel WITH THE HORN.So since it's mentioned in the book multiple times the horn has to be important or a red herring.Either way i prefer not to take tha chance and let the white walkers have it.
>All those excuses not to just have sex with a woman.Alright guys, either come out of the closet and get with Benjen or stop being so fucking snobbish that you won't have sex with anyone other than nobles. After freezing your balls off, getting your hand mangled, and going to the goddamn Wall worrying about a woman's status when have a chance to get some goddamn release is pretty retarded.And clearly you guys are too stupid to actually get with a noble girl cause you already fucked up with a chance a laying Cersei that was handed to you on a silver platter and more importantly you have Plague and Inky at the helm of half your shit so there is a good chance the MC will be too stupid to do much of anything for awhile until more people get on to vote.
You guys are terrible at time travel and knowing what to change and what to leave aloneI mean literally every discussion has been "Lets tell soandso everything we know about whats going to happen"
>>420164I know right? Why does everything have to be handled now, when we could have gamed the system with our knowledge and subtly change things at key points in time when needed.
>>420083Problem is, how are they supposed to find the damn thing? It was never found in the books. Also, wasn't the horn burnt in the books by Melisandre? They don't exactly have enough manpower to go looking for it.
>>420180It's specified where they found the damn thing.it may be a normal horn but it was found at the fist of the first mens with a cache of dragon glass.Dragonglass = childrens of the forest = magic = that horn is like Joramun's horn.also>It was never found in the books.http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Horn_of_Winter/TheoriesIt's the godamn horn john found and then sent Sam with at the citadel.The other huge horn is a false , the legend is incorect the horn isn't big, that would be counter productive since it would make it hard to transport and easy to identify.The true horn is made to be hardly special in appeareance.
I dunno why we haven't told Tyrion about Robert Baratheon's demise. It would lend credence to our greenseer claim and knowing Tyrion he could probably find a way to make a profit with this foreknowledge
I'm just enjoying watching all the retarded arguments going on in here over miniscule shit, when even changing the entire plot still leaves us with all kinds of future knowledge that makes us valuable, even if it's not like we can create a one man industrial revolution.
>>420189So we're operating on theories now? But yea, they'll need to go to the fist of the first men anyhow, might as well pick up that thing up as well on the way. Problem I have with that artifact is that it's too specific. Like, who would make an artifact that'll wake up the giants and then destroy a very specific wall? Would make more sense that it'll just wake up the giants and those giants will tear down the wall in their rampage.
>>420295>So we're operating on theories now? He literally sent Sam to the citadel with it.Which mean it's important if such a detail is said.>Problem I have with that artifact is that it's too specific. >Like, who would make an artifact that'll wake up the giants and then destroy a very specific wall?hur dur, the childrens of the forest.They made a The wall likely to define a border and prevent humans from invading and prevent White walkers from attacking humans, and when you create a wall to protect people you create tools to destroy it if they backstab you.Joramun's horn might not literally wake giants from the earth, and might simply cause a very powerful earthquake and make the wall fall.
>>420292What future knowledge would we still have of any value if we change the entire plot?
We should tell the old bear all the important stuff but we should also inform him about Jorah being all right and actually kind of honorable at the moment. Telling him his son(?) is doing great should really warm his heart, even if he might hate him at the moment. Also we should make it a bit vague, like: The young bear has found his honor again and serves the breaker of chains.
>>420424Modern medicine,chemistry, technology&how to produce gunpowder etc?
>>420424We know a shit tone about the world and a lot of secrets?
>>420465Does William even have the knowledge on how to make such things?
>>420478well WE are William and we combined probably have quite a lot of this knowledge,for example I am a doctor and there must be some enginers and other professionals in this thread too,so it is pretty safe to assume that William holds a fair share of modern world knowledge,right?
>>420465>>420472We know about the past, we would lose all useful knowledge about events that may happen.>>420465...So we are going from a quest where we could just work on becoming the most powerful person in ASOIF world and instead we choose to turn this world into ours..
>>420424>What future knowledge would we still have of any value if we change the entire plot?Little value besides knowing all the players and their motivation, I would think. And also: I really liked the situation where the timeline seems to protect itself - seeing in Bran not getting pushed by Jamie.>>420512>modern world knowledgeCan we apply it though? It's surprisingly hard to convert modern AutoCAD/ construction material/etc. knowledge to a completely different tech level... Even building a bicycle can be hard: http://road.cc/content/blog/90885-science-cycology-can-you-draw-bicycle
>>420548That was OP throwing us a bone b/c we made a decision that would have snowball repercussions throughout the rest of the quest.Thats assuming that motivations and their plans haven't changed based on the fact that the events leading them to those motivations and decisions have changed.Its naive to think that we can do whatever we want and it won't change anything about how the timeline turns out.OP may decide to make it easy on you for all the dumb decisions we continue to make but that would make this quest dull imo.It would be much more interesting if we had to stay behind the scenes pulling strings and taking advantage of our knowledge of how things are going to turn out instead of trying to mold this into a story that we think is better than the original. I mean I still don't understand but the big deal was about saving Brans legs. The only thing we gained was Benjen believing that we are a greenseer, which could have been accomplished just as easy without trying to change the entire story.Whats the point of keeping Ned alive or preventing the war of the 5 kings?Whats the point in working on plans for a war with the white walkers when that event is years away from the point we are now?We are trying to change Jon Snows destiny and assuming he becomes the same dude with out having to go through all the shit he does."Chaos if a ladder" Not only do we have the ladder but we know how all the chaos plays out. Instead we are trying to institute order in one of the most chaotic worlds to exist.
>>420601>I mean I still don't understand but the big deal was about saving Brans legs. The only thing we gained was Benjen believing that we are a greenseer, which could have been accomplished just as easy without trying to change the entire story.The point was to try and get Bran to witness the incest without losing his memory so Jamie and Cersei would be caught without us having to risk ourselves.
>>420688Yea, i understand that point.How does that give us an advantage in the story? What good does it do us other than changing the story to how we want it to be instead of taking advantage of the knowledge that we have of the current story?
>>420601>What's the point of keeping Ned alive and preventing the war of the 5 kings? Because if the wraiths make it through the wall, we're gonna have a bad time.>What's the point in working on plans for a war with the white walkers when that event is years away from the point we are now? Because if you make plans after you go into the war, you're going to lose.
>>420692What good is having this knowledge if we don't use it to benefit the suddenly very real people we run into?
>>420601>>420688>>420692>>420705To be honest our objective is kind of shallow in this quest(fuck 8 noblewomen) so we dont really need to be a hero and try to save westeros from itself but it is funnier this way
>>420692If you want to say, fuck westeros, that's fine too, but do pay in mind that there's a zombie apocalypse coming within our lifetime.
>>420726I'm not really interested in trying to play a hero. I just want to fuck over the guys that deserve to get fucked over.
>>420738Honestly everyone gets fucked over, those that deserve it and those that don't.Only ones coming out clean (as far as we know) is Littlefinger, Varys, and Dany.
>>420705How does keeping Ned alive and preventing the war of the 5 kings prevent wraiths from getting through?Its like you guys are purposely being retarded. No one says we can't pull strings and prepare for the WW all along, like amassing a great amount of wealth and power.Instead you want to just warn Mormont and save Ned assuming that will change the entire tide of the war.The only people who believe WW exist are the 2 guys who they killed and the 1 guy who was beheaded for running away from them..I mean hell, we could plan an ambush for them at hardhome in the how many ever years we have until that happens.>>420711So you get put in Westeros at the beginning of the books with full knowledge of whats going to happen and your goal is to try to save everyone that you liked while reading the books?I understand trying to save certain people, one of my first thoughts was warn Oberon that during the fight with the Mountain he needs to not get to close, but to attempt to save everyone, especially the ones that will change the entire story as we know it, isn't the brightest plan.Why should we have any attachment to these characters until we build a relationship with them instead of taking advantage of the knowledge we have to better our own situation.If its a morality issue and we are going to try to keep all the good people from dying then I hate to spoil it for you but i'm sure you will be upset with out things turn out.
>>420727With the amount of time and knowledge we have we should be able to completely prevent it. Hell we dont know if the people in the books can prevent it without us ever intervening. Maybe they turn out with Westeros winning against the WW. Like I've said there is plenty of time to worry about them, we are at the beginning of the first book, a long time before any of that shit even happens.
>>420745I am not expecting us to save everyone but letting the War of the Five Kings go weakens Westeros right in front of the most important fight for existence in this Age. Doing our best to make sure the realm doesn't bleed itself dry and provide them with what knowledge we can to help with the fight itself is our best bet. Either way there is already a huge change. Bran is heading south to KL, it seems like the timeline is trying to be self correcting so maybe Ned still gets in a mess down there and maybe Bran still loses the use of his legs. But if we can help him keep those his quest North is exceptionally easier. Personally the only things I really want to save are the direwolves
>>420815I think you are overestimating the WW with all the knowledge we posses.You are also forgetting about the fact that Dany and her massive fucking army assist with the WW. I'm not saying that we shouldn't do some level of planning, we should, but we shouldn't change the entire story of the books to do it. The war of the 5 kings is a huge opportunity for us and if we play our cards right we can determine how it all plays out. We need some people to die. You are assuming that everyone is going to just get along and go hand in hand to fight the WW. I'm sure there are plenty of Lords that could care less and are going to take that opportunity to make their claim in the south while all the noble lords are dying in the north. For some of them to be weeded out naturally before they become our problem isn't a bad thing."War is a struggle, and struggle breeds greatest"That is truer in this world than ours. We could actually be doing ourselves a disservice by preventing some of the atrocities that happen in this world.
>>420855And we can be doing ourselves a favor by preventing some of them, that's the trouble with messing with timelines, at a certain point (without knowing whether this timeline does truly self correct everything) we are going to have changed too much and to be honest we might have already crossed it. We need to us our knowledge while it is still useful and where is the harm in telling the Old Bear about the WW? For the record I do not support telling them about Jon's heritage, if Ned survives then he should be the one to say. We're just a rando coming out of no where, having someone who is known for having an honor stick just as large as Stannis' up his ass saying it leads to less questioning of it.
>>420895Warning the old bear about WW is one thing. Some of these people want to spill the whole bag of beans about what we know as soon as we run into someone or change a major event for some minor basically worthless reason with out considering the consequences of the actions. And correct me if i'm wrong but your reasoning for telling everything we know is the fact that we have already done that early in the quest and may have changed so much that the knowledge we have now may no longer be of any use so we need to use it while we can?This is the entire problem i've been trying to prevent.Also your solution to the problem is the same as the cause of the problem...
>>420929My argument is that we don't yet know how hard this timeline self corrects and there is the possibility that just our existence in close proximity to these events is changing things. We cannot be sure so I am suggesting we tell what we can right now while our knowledge is still applicable. But it sounds like we disagree less than either of us think. I am against telling everything to him especially about Jon's parents but it sounded like you want to let as much as possible play out until around halfway through the War of the Five Kings which is way to late. By then the North has been terribly weakened by the fighting to the south and the in-fighting in the North not to mention the raiding of the Iron Born and the North needs to be a bulwark. They're the ones best suited to the fight, they have the blood of the First Men still and, even putting aside the possible power that carries, they simply fight better in these conditions we will face. We need as many Northmen as possible to survive, hell we need as many Wildings to survive as possible to. We need this Wall to be manned by people who can actually survive the coming winter.
>>420965My only real argument is to be smarter about the changes we make and make them more behind the scenes pulling strings.I'm all for making changes now, but they have to be thought about and done correctly not just "Hey lets save everybody!"
>>420994>lets save everybodyI'm all for saving just House Bolton, King Ramsay Snow!
>>421004Let's take their lands. Nobody will notice and those that do notice, don't care.
>>420994Of course but preserving the integrity of the Stark family is important enough that I still support it as our first action
>>421025Some of them are destined to die.Of course we won't let them die out
>>421032>won't let them die outBecause we will marry Sansa Stark?
>>421032But Ned's death and the subsequent Lannister take over is what ends up causing the War. Taking steps to prevent that is my goal because we need to preserve manpower. Hell the war can go forward in my opinion so long as the North stays out of it, the South certainly can us some culling.
>>421051Excuse me*we need to preserve Northern manpower
>>421051The north coming together to fight a war isn't the problem, them falling apart and losing is the problem.Why don't we prevent that while we decide who gets culled in the south.We have enough knowledge (unless our changes have fucked that up) that we should be able to control how the battle turns out.>>421045Sure, why notAlthough our options could be endless.
>>421072That's a fair point and if the timeline insists the Ned dies I am 100% behind becoming an adviser to Robb. Seems easier to do though if we just prevent the war or Neds death
Lets just tell him All i want to tell the lord commander about is the dragon glassand The death of the party at crasters thanks to "insert name here"THATS ALL WE HAVE TO SAY
There are just two major things I would like to point out.1. William is aware that even without changing a damn thing, the White Walkers are probably going to lose anyway. Why? Because what would be the point of setting up a bunch of ice zombies and a girl with three powerful dragons if the conclusion wasn't "and then the girl with the dragons comes in and burns the ice zombiees". So the WW are already destined to lose. However you can change things so that the incoming White Walker invasion does not do as much damage to Westeros as it probably will in the events of the books.2. The timeline does not self correct. Anyone who thinks I'm doing that let me tell you. No. I will not have Bran be on a crash course with losing his legs. Unless some other event that is actually plausible happens to cripple him in such a way -- you've change the story so Bran goes South with Ned to KL with his legs intact like he was planning to in the books before he fell from the tower. This also means that a whole slew of other changes have happened since Bran being crippled sets many events into motion. As far as William is aware, he knows that now an assassin won't be trying to put a crippled Bran out of his misery with a Valyrian dagger, which means Catelyn won't go South, which means Petyr won't trick her into thinking Tyrion is the one responsible, which means Catelyn won't arrest Tyrion on the road to KL, which means Tywin doesn't start raiding the Riverlands in revenge for Tyrion and so on and so forth.
>>421149Thanks for the clarification Trick
Wow, I missed the thread last night. At least we kept our shit mostly together. kek, gay for Benjen much?
so there are three books and right now we are in book one, is there anything that would be helpful to him right now?
>>419674Look in your archives for ways to defeat the Walkers, the ones I saw being used the most however was of dragonglass, fire and valrian steel. AS it is right now however, I would attempt to make overtures to the Wildlings, they are a vicisous folk, but they are of the living instead of the dead. Things are rather hazy as it goes further out, but I remember seeing the Wildlings walking through castle black uncontested. However the next moment the lord commander is stabbed to death with daggers black as ice.AS it is the walkers need an army, the wildlings in enough numbers can make up for quite a fair sum, now imagine all of them with no fear, no need to conserve their strength and come at you with full speed. That's mainly why we need the Wildlings to not be on the other side of the wall. Hell's bells I'd be even crazy and say to give them the gift to work and farm while they send menfolk up to man the wall against the dead. That's for another time, that being said...write for Dragonstone they have a cache of the stuff hidden away. Also don't go for the fist you loose a lot of brothers there. That being said, the most I can offer you is to reinforce the walls, the castles and keeps make sure that the wall cannot be breached else the dead will devour us all.
I've an idea how to be millionaires. Start manufacturing condoms from treated animal intestines.There's clearly a massive market for that shit.
>>421367Fight at the fist happens much later, if they hurry, they might be able to loot the place clean.
>>421404I'm serious though. Just think of how much money we'd make from Renly alone.
>>421367Amend that to send a smaller ranging to the Fist to recover the cache of dragon glass and an ancient warhorn, DO NOT sound the horn, I suspect it is the horn of joramund and that's not something I would risk even if it weren't true
>>421404Additional business ideas:Printing press. Binoculars.Safety pin. Yo-yo.Bicycles. Roulette wheel. Matches [if we can do this with alchemy]Safety RazorCrossword puzzlesTabletop RPGs
>>421149I tried to tell you guys to let Bran lose his legs. I knew we fucked things from the very beginning.
>>421779I still say we did the right thing, course now we have to figure out a way to get him to the 3 eyed raven but now he can walk/ride there
>>421819Way to go, Hodor doesn't exist in this world now either. Atleast not the way we know him.
>>422066That.. is actually a really good point, we need to find out if Hodor is still Hodor or if with his size and relative smarts, maybe he's a guard now
“The Long Night is coming with the Winter. It brings an army of the dead, led by the Others – the White Walkers. And in command of them all is the Night's King. The White Walkers speak a language like cracking ice and carry weapons that are freezing to the touch. The Wall will not hold them at bay forever.”Benjen casts his eyes to the floor, but the Old Bear does not. He understands he can not shy away in any shape or form from this information.“And how shall I protect the realms of unbelievers I am sworn to protect from this onslaught?” He asks for salvation.“The dead are easy to kill. Fire is all you need. The whitewalkers are much harder to deal with. While I'm not completely sure they are immune to regular weapons – dragonglass and dragonsteel will kill them in one blow.”The Old Bear furrows his brow. “Obsidian and . . . valyrian steel?” You nod. He laughs darkly. “The Night's Watch doesn't keep many valyrian steel weapons . . . and who makes weapons out of obsidian?”“The Children of the Forest did,” you answer his rhetorical question. “They would trade one hundred daggers made of it to the brothers of the Night's Watch every year during the Age of Heroes.” “Well it's been a long time since the Age of Heroes,” Jeor complains irritably. “Obsidian is too brittle for making weapons. We have no obsidian daggers here at Castle Black.”“There's a cache of obsidian weapons beyond the Wall,” you offer to provide some hope. “At the Fist of the First Men. Nowhere near enough to arm the entirety of the Night's Watch, but perhaps two dozen men. Some obsidian arrowheads as well.”The Lord Commander shakes his head. “Too risky. Not worth how long a ranging that would take.”You sigh out. “That's not all. In this cache there is a small, cracked and seemingly useless warhorn. Made from an auroch's horn and banded in bronze. It . . . could possibly be able to bring down the Wall.”Now both Benjen and The Old Bear are staring at you, eyes wide. “Magic,” you simply say without explaining shit. “I'm not sure if it truly is the Horn of Winter, but if there's even a chance that artifact can destroy the Wall you don't want it lying around out there in enemy territory. You need to bring it back here where you can keep watch over it.”Mormont grimaces until Benjen speaks up.“We have to go after that warhorn, Commander."“We have nothing to protect ourselves with,” The Old Bear objects.“Maester Aemon keeps some obsidian with him,” Benjen points out. “Donal Noye can use what the Maester has on hand to craft obsidian weaponry.Jeor chuckles humorlessly. “Not enough to arm a thousand men.”
Benjen's eyes narrow as his voice turns soft, but sharp. “Enough to arm seven.”Silence follows as it takes both you and The Lord Commander a few moments to realize what Benjen is suggesting. Mormont shakes his balding head, . “No. Absolutely not. That ranging gets you killed.”“We'll be going in a different direction, with a different purpose and we'll be prepared. I'm The First Ranger and living on borrowed time anyway.”The old, wrinkled face of The Lord Commander curdles like spoiled milk.>Benjen! No, don't go!>I agree with Benjen>Something else? (write-in)AND>Is there anything else you'd like to tell The Old Bear that hasn't been mentioned? (write-in)
>>422163>I agree with BenjenBen has to do, what he was to do.
>>422163I'm not familiar with the books but I have heard wildfire is another way to destroy white walkers and the undead, and kings landing is chock full of the stuff.
>>422163tell him about the bloodbath at carsters farm in which he possibly dies
>>422163Agree with BenjenNothing else for now. If we want to warn him about getting killed at Crasters we still have time for that later.
>>422163>I agree with BenjenSince we are already comitted to halting The WW threath we should agree with Benjen and allow him to go after the itens.Luckly,with the knowledge we provided he will be able to make it back to castle black with the horn and the obsidian weapons.>>422258Yeah you are probably right we can tell him later
>>422163Agree with Benjen. Tell the Lord Commander that he needs to make peace with Mance. If they wildlings stay beyond the wall, the white walkers will claim them, allowing their army to grow.
>Look it's another tripfags episode!Fucking re-runs.
>>422163>I agree with BenjenWe should also mention that the Night's Watch is fated to journey to the Fist of the First Men regardless of how Jeor feels. They travel there in the hopes of determining the strength of Mance Rayder's army and are beaten back by the forces of the dead. The limping remnants then tear themselves apart after a mutiny at Caster's Keep kills Jeor.
We need to warn him about the wildling army. How it was fear that United them. That for every wildling that dies that's another undead.I don't know how but we need to make peace.
>>422321>everyone's anonymous except for InkyAre you alright, senpai?
>>422163Should we mention that three dragons are about to be reborn anew into the world?
>>422329Definitely this.. Could add a grim spin. Tell that if fate has its way all three of us will be dead in a few months. Explain all deaths and say we die in KL trying to fix things there, just in case you know, we do.Have a drink and a toast to 3 dead men walking
>>422334No? They don't need to know that. It serves no purpose for them to know. In all for spilling secrets if it helps, but that's just stupid.
>>422332I campaign for a /qst/ free from Tripfags.>>422163>I agree with Benjen
>>422334No. Not necessary at this time.
Alright so just to be sure.>Mention Mance Rayder's army and suggest making peace with the wildlings (Y/N)>Mention the dragons (Y/N)>Mention wildfire (Y/N)>Mention journey to the Fist of the First Men (Y/N) >Mention the bloodbath at craster's farm (Y/N)>Something else? (write-in)
>>422402Y to all but dragons and wildfire. Those are too far off to make a difference right now, and we don't want to reveal everything we know.
>>422402>Mention Mance Rayder's army and suggest making peace with the wildlings (Y)Not PEACE, cause that'll piss him off, just tell him "Ooooo, Mance Rayder has an army and he's heading this way with a giant!">Mention DragonsWhich ones? In Essos? Under Winterfel?>Mention journey to the Fist of the First Men (Y)Kinda goes hand in hand if we go with Benjen, just make sure he doesn't replace anybody that's SUPPOSED to die>Mention Wildfyre? (N)>Mention the bloodbath at craster's farm (Y)
>>422402>Mention Mance Rayder's army and suggest making peace with the wildlings (Y/N)This anon write in >>422413>Mention the dragons (Y/N)No>Mention wildfire (Y/N)Yes>Mention journey to the Fist of the First Men (Y/N) Yes>Mention the bloodbath at craster's farm (Y/N)Yes
>>422402>Mention Mance Rayder's army and suggest making peace with the wildlings Y>Mention wildfire (Y)>Mention journey to the Fist of the First Men (Y) >Mention the bloodbath at craster's farm (Y)Dragons I'm not sure if they will be useful by the time we get set up that being said we could make up some ideas for the Wilding Settling, just make them part of the Nights Watch in all but name. Like an oath for them to agree to so they can live with us and we use the Gift, as it is right now the whole Gift and Queens' Gift area is sparsly settled and considering that the Wildings are used to far harsher conditions I think they would settle in nicely there. Have the few villages there teach them how to farm and shit as well.We just need to sell it to the North that the Wildlings aren't going to become some new house that is going to absorb the rest of them or something. If we had a way to bring the Lords here and get to know everyone that might help.
>>422408Y N N Y Y>>422413N ? N Y Y>>422426N N Y Y Y>>422431Y N Y Y Y>>422464N N N Y Y>>422465Y N Y Y Y>>422471Y N Y Y YYes for first thing.No for second thing.Yes for third thing.Yes for fourth thing.Yes for fifth thing.Roll me 1d100 + 10, best of 3. This is a diplomacy check.
Rolled 82 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>422488
Rolled 40 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>422488Dice mah nigga.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>422488
Your charisma just leveled up to Highly Capable. You can now earn 'feats' or 'specializations'. These are very hard to acquire, but you get the first one free.Choose one feat/specialization.>Bravado>Silver Tongue>Noble Spirit>Political Connections>Stern Visage
>>422543>Silver TongueWe'll need it if we are going to woo those noble ladies for our eight~
>>422543Mind giving us a description of those feat?
>>422543>>Noble SpiritWe William Shakespeare. We have a noble spirit.
>>422543fuck it, if you're not gonna tell us >Political Connections
>>422543>Noble SpiritGo with this since we don't know what the others do
>>422543>BravadoNobody voting for this, wew lads
Why does NO ONE WANT SPIES DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME?!?SILVER FAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fucking>Silver TongueNoble Spirit will get us killed. Just look at Ned...
>>422593Sorry, EDDARD, not Ned.
>>422555>Silver TongueNow that there's a tie I change my vote. To break it.>>422543
>>422547>>422558>>422574>>422593>>422601>>422603Silver Tongue>>422555>>422564>>422575>>422577>>422587Noble Spirit. One sec while I make sure this is all on the up and up.
>>422569Almost missed you. Yeah you +1 fags should probably stop doing that.and >>422606Makes it 7 to 5 anyway. I hope you all learned a valuable lesson. Now give me a moment to figure out what this feat does, lol
>>422609You're a shit right now trick.How can you expect US the PICK a feat when you don't even know what it does or how it works?
>>422620Because I think you know the difference between them all
>>422623Nigga we browse /qst/. That ain't a good bar.
>>422609Noble Spirit clearly gives us a bonus to interacting with high born and conveys certain non-quantifiable benefits. Such as people being more willing to listen to us.Silver tongue, on the other hand, seems more like a flat bonus to all charisma checks with some sort of affect upon either bartering, seducing, or giving speeches.
>>422627If you're really that stupid I would have explained the mechanical effects of all of them and you would have picked the worst one anyway. This way you can't fuck yourselves over as hard via stupidity.
>>422627Don't bring others down to your stupidity Plague.Browsing /qst/ isn't the reason you're a retard. I'm sure you have your own personal factors for that.
>>422631Show of hands how many people think that's kinda dumb...
>>422634Ya' ruined the joke.
>>422639Only joke around here seems to be you honestly.
>>422642I swear I'm hearing this through an Aussie accent.We both know who you are m8, the only one hiding is you.
>>422647and we all know you are stupid.
>>422647What's up my man? You seem to have misidentified this poor Anon as me.
I fell bad because I didnt know most of the perks since english isnt my native language : (
>>422647>Thinking only one person is capable of calling you out on your stupiditywew fucking lad. Hate to break this to you, but your idiocy has caught the attention of multiple people.
Silver Tongue – Presence, poise and demeanor combine to make you an exceptionally persuasive individual (+5 to diplomacy, + 5 to bluff)Your argument always comes off as well-crafted and believable, even when you fail a speaking check.This is what you've chosen. Does this sound like shit to you? Pretty much means you'll never sound like a dumbass again.
>>422663>Pretty much means you'll never sound like a dumbass again.I dunno man. Plague and Inky both frequent this quest.
>>422663>Assuming any amount of magic or feats can make players like Plague and the rest not sound like dumbassesWishful thinking my friend.
>>422667>>422669See though that's the beauty. Even if you offer me the dumbest write ins that get a -30 modifier by being used you say it in a way that sounds like it's not retarded even if it is and fails.You'll never gain the reputation -- that faggot who says stupid shit at court like a retard.
>>422653I just want spies man.>>422652: ^)>>422657>>422667>trying THIS hard.Kek. Pic related
>>422678Looks like this is super useful after all because God knows Plague and Inky aren't going anywhere.
>>422678True wisdom right there. I just hope it's enough.
An update is coming y'all who are still awake. Hopefully it will be out soon.
>>422750good to hear som- I mean tricky
“I agree with Benjen.” The man spares you a glance and a smile as Jeor Mormont folds his hands together and rolls his tongue around in his mouth.“Fine . . . you leave in three days, Benjen.”Benjen gives a simple nod as you continue. “Wildfire might also give you a better chance at beating back The Others. Thousands of bottles of it are stored underneath King's Landing.” The two men frown again – that revelation proving a hard sell, but they believe you. The Old Bear puts a finger to his chin as he ponders on that piece of information. “When I send Yoren south I'll have him mention it. Although properly transporting it here may prove difficult. Anything else?” “In the future – at least the future I saw – you take the Night's Watch beyond the Wall on a great ranging to discover the truth of much of what I'm telling you. You are soundly defeated by the White Walker army at the Fist of the First Men and the battered surviving troops retreat to Craster's Keep. There . . . a mutiny happens and you yourself are slain, Lord Commander.” His mouth droops open as you almost casually mention his death. He takes a second to recover before nodding. “Alright . . . I'll keep that in mind.”Benjen laughs honestly. “Now you know how I felt.” “One last thing.” You breathe out. This will possibly be the hardest sell you have to make. But it's important you do. “Mance Rayder – the King Beyond the Wall – is currently gathering an army of wildlings. More than an army they bring with them women, children and elderly too. United, they plan to attack the Wall to escape from the encroaching Others. You . . . have to ally with them.”The Old Bear leans back in his chair, his massive frame causing a creak so loud you fear the wooden thing may break. “Preposterous.” You lean forward to close the recently created distance, steeping your hands as you speak. “In the visions I saw you bleed yourselves dry against each other, weakening both sides while the army of the dead grows stronger for the conflict. You need to defend the realms of men from the White Walkers – that is why the Night's Watch was created. The more wildlings they kill the stronger your enemy grows. All Mance wants is to flee to safety – behind the Wall that keeps the rest of us secure.”Benjen scowls. “We've been killing them and they've been killing us for centuries. Grudges and bad blood have built up on both sides. We let them through and they will kill us all.”“Also,” Mormont continues, “The wildlings will not bow to King Robert. They will flee to our lands, rape and raid as they have learned to do for centuries and Lord Eddard Stark himself will have to defeat Mance Rayder in the field. After executing him I believe my head will be next on the chopping block for Ice's cold kiss.”
“If there are mutineers in our forces like you say, greenseer,” Benjen layers on next. “They will be emboldened by such treason. Our Lord Commander would not survive one week after giving an order to open the gates for wildlings.”You find yourself under a verbal barrage of counterarguments. None of which you feel fully equipped to handle. But still, you can't let this subject drop without some sort of compromise. “Then maybe you don't let them through the gates. But perhaps . . . some sort of alliance against the greater threat is possible. At least keep an open mind.”The Old Bear grunts an indecipherable response, disturbed by your ultimatum. A few moments later he nods his head. “I will keep an open mind, if that turncoat Mance is willing. Is that all or are there more vows you believe I must break?” He does offer a good natured smile with the question, however. “That's all.”“Well then.” The Old Bear stands to his full height – truly a grizzled, grizzly bear in his winter years. He turns round and wraps his fleshy paw around the sheathed bastard sword leaning against his personal fireplace.Jeor looks to Benjen as he approaches and extends the weapon out for his subordinate to take.The First Ranger's mouth drops open at the gesture. He actually has to search for words like a fish attempting to breathe air – the most vulnerable you've seen Benjen since you met him.“I can't,” Benjen eventually utters.“Longclaw is of no use lying in an old man's hovel,” Jeor explains. “You will need more than a hastily crafted obsidian dagger.”“If I lose your ancestral weapon –”“This is an order, Benjen! Do you want the stocks or Valyrian steel. Your choice.”Benjen silently, but gingerly grabs the scabbard and cradles the weapon with reverence. He looks to The Lord Commander and nods. The Old Bear returns the nod before focusing upon you. “As for you, Will the greenseer. I need enough dragonglass to arm my men – all of them. There are no Children of the Forest I know of with the materials we need – but there is a man.""Lord Stannis Baratheon, Robert's younger brother and the Lord of Dragonstone. Named aptly for the deposits of obsidian it possesses. If I want my men ready for this war the Winter brings, I need access to those deposits. I can write up an official writ, but Lord Stannis is a hard man who will not suffer stories of snarks and grumpkins. You've convinced me. You've convinced Benjen. Can I count on you to convince Stannis Baratheon?”>Yes you can (Head to Dragonstone)>Unfortunately I am bound to my Lord (Stick with Tyrion)>Something else? (write-in)
>>422770>Something else? (write-in)We're headed for King's Landing, and though our actions in Winterfell have likely rewritten the future such that our prior visions bear little, if any, significance there is a chance things may unfold in a familiar manner.Should events in court prove calmer than we expect, we will seek passage to Dragonstone. However, if chaos reigns as it did in our visions we will likely be too caught up in matters there to safely book passage.
>>422770>Yes, you canLet's put that Silver Tongue to use.
>>422770>Allow me to try to convince my lord to take a detour.
perhaps we can convince tyrion to head to dragonstone with us?We could call it "using a favor" after all we have served him and defended his life even so farplus I would like to see how Tyrion interacts with the Davos "Onion Knight" Seaworth
>>422784Changing my vote >>422783
>>422770>Allow me to try to convince my lord to take a detour.Let's get Tyrion to get us to Dragonstone, we really proved our self with him. Also it's not that far from king's landing. It also allow us to sing and play in more lands. Making us more famous, and increasing our skills as well
Huh, funny stuff when you change the timeline.
>>422663>Silver Tongue>Your argument always comes off as well-crafted and believable, even when you fail a speaking check.That's... actually a really useful boon! We can pretend to be a Maester now, give medical advice and not get called out for giving shitty advice, give strategy advice "No, it's not a problem for the horses to go through that marshland, trust me!". Westeros will perish in chaos that we started.>>422770>LongclawOh, Jon without his trusty super-sword, pity him.>>422817>change the timelineGo to King's Landing, Robert is already dead, Cersei is crowned Queen, wut?!
if we ever get involved with the battle of the blackwater we should do the saint crispin's day speech probably have to change all the references from england/france and saint crispin's day though
>>422821>Lets do the Saint Crispin's Day Speech>But not do it at all in the slightestWonderful plan, anon.
Shit I almost forgot this.Yeah, make a dexterity check.Roll me 1d100, average of 3.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>422829
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>422829>dexterity check
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>422829FUCK YOU INKY
>>422829what's the DC? 50?
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>422832>>422830>>422831that would be 55, is this or first average roll over 50?
>>422836DC is whatever I need it to be so what I want to happen happens.
seeing as Catelyn isn't going to arrest Tyrion. That means we won't meet Bronn in the Vale
>>422839If you convince Tyrion you won't even be going through the Riverlands at all.
>>422836Just check the pastebin friend, Trick update it so you can see if we pass the check or not.
>>422839we can always arbitrarily seek out Bronn
Shit guys I have to retcon something major.That pet crow that Jeor Mormont's been feeding. It's actually a . . . raven.PLEASE PLEASE DON'T HATE ME I know you're all invested but allow me to undo this one mistake, please.
>>422838fair enough I guess, btw are Houses Forrester and Whitehill part of your headcannon for this quest?
>>422848Sure why not.Their story doesn't start until like, The Red Wedding so anything important about them is way off.
>>422847>retcon >ravenwell well, what do we have here...>>422839>BronnSo, can we be the Bronn then? Learn sword fighting, being snarky...I can see Tyrion being assused of something different ...get imprisoned in the Vale, everything happens after that... :)
>>422854If we go to King's Landing before shit hits the fan we can always have Syrio Forel teach us
“I am not sure. Allow me to convince my lord – Tyrion Lannister – to take a detour through Dragonstone before returning to King's Landing or Casterly Rock.”Jeor Mormont frowns. “I would want you to leave immediately, but if you can convince the Imp – tonight – to eventually leave us by sea rather than by land and deliver a message to Lord Stannis personally . . . I think that will work. If the Queen's brother refuses your request, inform me so I can make arrangements with or without you.”Benjen stands. “I will set about preparing the weaponry and informing my companions of our most peculiar ranging.” Jeor Mormont bends down and brings a parchment out of a drawer in his desk, before handing it to Benjen. The First Ranger merely makes a 'hmm' sound at who is on the list before bidding his goodbyes and leaving. You finally get up and The Old Bear extends a paw for you to shake. The two of you clasp hands and – You leap back as the pet raven resting on Mormont's shoulder suddenly flaps its great wings and lunges forward. “What in seven hells!” Mormont shouts at the startling experience of his disobedient pet. You feel a trickle of blood roll down your cheek and your realize the crow managed to nick your face with its talon – thankfully no more than a minor surface wound, but that was pretty close to your goddamned eye!The bird's feathers are ruffled and seem to stand on end – the animal is agitated and angry. It fixes you with beady black eyes and caws furiously.“What has gotten into you you damned bird!” Jeor yells angrily as he restrains the black-feathered, foul fowl.“Deceiver!” it caws. “Deceiver! Deceiver!”The Old Bear is so stupefied by that word his grip almost loosens enough to let the bird escape his hands.“Deceiver? . . .” he echoes, looking from the bird to you. Eventually he shakes his head and shouts to you. “Out! You are working him up. Leave!” You quickly turn round and exit the Lord Commander's personal chambers to the chorus of “Deceiver Deceiver”Before you know it you've hurried down the steps of The Lord Commander's Tower and out into the cold. That was . . . very weird. >Go see Maester Aemon>Find Tyrion and attempt to convince him>Check on Jon Snow>Speak with Benjen>Something else (write-in)
>>422861>Find Tyrion and attempt to convince him
>>422861>check on Jon Snow
>>422861Go see the Maester, I say we tell him about some of our circumstance and seek his counsel.He's the kind of 'seen it all' old sage guru you want in a situation like ours.
>>422861>>Something else (write-in)try to figure out why we almost had our eye scratched out by a raven while it shouted deceiver
>>422861>>Go see Maester AemonWe still have a nasty warg bite, remember?! Get the pro to look at it. After that we can go to our bro, the Imp.
>>422861>deceiverWhat the fuck is going onAs for the next actions, I'd say give a rousing speech to Jon, bid good luck andgoodbye to Benjen, and finally use our single tongue to convince Tyrion to take us to Dragonstone
>>422869>figure outmagic. My guess. All ravens are the Others' creatures. Kill all ravens. Kill them all!!
>>422871have to agree with this choice. Perhaps we can also have a Maester check up on the scratch the Raven gave us to make sure it doesn't get infected
>>422861Guys let's vote to kill Jon Snow
>>422864>>422866Find Tyrion>>422867>>422870See the maester>>422871>>422873Do everything! But talk to jon first>>422865Check on Jon>>422869Just figure it out already! DO IT!Looks like you're talking to Jon
>>422876Nice try Velo, we all know its you.
>>422881>>422876I can understand the Velo name joke, but pretending to be the OP, that just makes the quest unreadable...
What happened to the discord?
>>422892That's the point
>>422871It's the three eyed raven warging into it. He's pissed we saved bran.
>>422896Yep, I'd be surprised if it wasn't this.
>>422897We should go to the closest tree, tell him we'll sort things and don't worry we'll bring you the next three eyed raven. Don't make an enemy of me three eye
>>422900At the very least, we should explain what's going on to Benjen
>>422901Definitely. Tell him of the three eyed raven... Tell him he seems pissed we saved bran
>>419699>Tell them to ask the crown for the caches of wildfire under King's Landing for White walkers fear fire and such weapons are much more deadly than swords to them.>Ask them to send raven to everylord who own a Valyrian steel sword to send their son to fight off the threat that is the widling army.Agreeing with everything except those two.
You decide to look for Jon Snow. It takes you a bit of searching, but within the hour you find what looks to be a training courtyard. Within it stand roughly twenty recruits – Jon Snow among them. His direwolf is nowhere to be seen. As you approach on foot, you begin to overhear the disparaging voice of Ser Alliser Thorne, berating the boys on their first day at the Wall.The man is slim and sinewy, black-haired with streaks of gray in it and you know he is a hard, mean-spirited person. Most likely bitter from being banished to the Wall for fighting on the losing side of Robert's Rebellion. Forced to spend the later years of his life in a cold, inhospitable location far from his original home in the Crownlands, he takes his rage out on the recruits he trains.“Most of ya aren't fit to join the Night's Watch,” the acerbic knight snaps cruelly at them as he walks up and down the line. “And half of those of ya that have a lick of talent will end up dead within a year's time. You will say the words but you will still just be boy whores playing with swords. Now who of you have actually swung a blade before.” Jon Snow raises his hand, but freezes when the eyes of all the other recruits fall upon him, the sole outstretched arm provoking feelings of isolation in the young hero of this fantasy series. Alliser Thorne walks up to Jon Snow. Jon stands rigid and to his fullest height, although nervousness is plain on his face. The drill sergeant inspects the bastard up very close and personal with unloving eyes.“Who trained you?” he demands“Ser Rodrik Cassel. At Castle Winterfell, ser.”Thorne squints, before recognition comes to him and he smiles in malicious joy. “You're the bastard, aren't you. That usurping cunt's runt. Product of the seed he shot in some whore's belly on the road to killing women and children.” Alliser spits on the ground in front of Jon Snow. You see the anger rise and flush on his face – taking the insult to his father and parentage very very personally. You tense. Jon Snow might just clock this guy in the mouth.>Do nothing>Intervene (follow up vote if chosen)
>>422922>>Do nothinglet thing fall where they will for right now
>>422922>Do nothingLet's not be retarded
Also fix the discord pls
I can't post there anymore, but I never got any ban warnings
By the wayhttp://discord.gg/f4SUu to join! Join the discord for almost instantaneous reminders about when i've updated
>>422934I think it's working as intended
Still not working, says I need to resend a verification email now even though I already did and clicked the link. I'll just give it some time
You wait. Jon Snow clenches his fists . . . but remains silent, staring pure hatred up at the older man.Alliser Thorne laughs. “Well I am surprised you ended up here with me, bastard. Considering what your father did for his friend I'd half believe he'd make you the Lord of something too.” He snorts. “Lord Snow of Frozen Shithole. So if you've learned how to swing a sword I assume you can take any two of these commoners, right Lord Snow?”Alliser backs away wordlessly and grabs three blunt, wooden swords from a rack. “Lord Snow, Grenn, Toad. Get over here.”One boy stutters. "My name is --""Toad, get over here!" It isn't an order, it's a threat.The three boys approach their instructor as he shoves the facsimiles of weapons into their hands. Jon takes a few practice swings with his weapon before readying himself. Toad and Grenn share a look before preparing to attack him at once.They might be at this awhile.>Wait for the training to end to talk to Jon about something (what?)>Go do something else? (write-in)
>>422945>Talk with Tyrion
>>422945>Track down Benjen and tell him about the 3 eyed raven
>>422945>>Go do something else? (write-in)go and the maester and have him check us over
>>422948it might help Benjen know about the 3 eyed raven and how we have interfered with his plans.We might also want to track down Tyrion
>>422948Please don't, enough crazy-talk for one day.>>422945>>Talk with TyrionGet some good wine and warm food. Also: Sing a song, get some more dragons from the Imp :).
>>422951might not have to sing to entertain Tyrone.We could tell him tales such as Achilles or Hercules and claim they are from a far off land that we have heard about
>>422950I get the impression that Tyrion mightkeep us waiting a bit longer>>422951I think our Hasubando had a right to know about the pissed off warg whose territory he'll be getting close to.
Alright. Going with talk to Tyrion. Roll me 1d100 + 16, best of 3. This is a diplomacy check.
Rolled 19 + 16 (1d100 + 16)>>422956
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>422956FUCK YOU INKY
Rolled 79 + 16 (1d100 + 16)>>422956
Rolled 30 + 16 (1d100 + 16)>>422956DIPLOMACY KING!
>>422958It's back, baby
>>422958Don't get too excited friends.You failed the roll.This was extremely difficult and you needed a 115 to pass.So,>Stick with Tyrion>Go to Dragonstone
>>42295896/100. Cersei will do what we say, when?
>>422964wah. oh, well.>>422964>Stick with TyrionStaying in inhospitable lands will damage our health, go to warm King's Landing!
>>422964>Go to DragonstoneWe can reunite with Tyrion in King's Landing right?
>>422964>Stick with Tyrion
>>422964>Stick with TyrionAlso tell tyrion we headed out because we had a morbid curiosity about the wall, especially castle black for obvious reasons. Play some music for him
We should tell the commander that in the letter he sends stannis that Ned Stark is going to get betray he needs help and allies atm he is alone and they will betray and murder him
>>422971"Yo, Lord Commander here again... No, I don't want more men for the Night's Watch atm, just give me all your dragonglass, well, can't pay you though, but Undead, White Walkers!! Greenseer told me! Oh, he's good friends with the popular Lannister-Imp... also: Ned is going to be betrayed, maybe, dunno how, timeline changed... can't explain, bye!" :)
honestly, after we're done fucking about with the wall. I think we should just sit back and live our life for a few months, since coming here it's felt like the only thing that mattered was making sure other people didn't die instead of making sure we don't end up dead with 'em.
>>422977>instead of making sure we don't end up dead with 'emVery true! Cersei isn't a vengeful person, who would take our refusal to go with her badly, right?!
>>422980if we get to kings landing we should get Jamie and Tyrion out drinking. If Jamie has our back then hopefully Cersei won't do shit to us
I think it could be cool if bran or the raven get in our head. Imagine the balls they'd trip seeing our world! They start calling us the stranger from the land of metal and smoke. Modern man represents the end of magic, the end of the natural cycle. We are the fucking anti christ or cathulu to magical beings.
>>422985>represents the end of magic >anti christ or cathulu to magical beingsWould explain the raven incident. Maybe they see us - same as White Walkers - as world enders...
>>422985Is this the result of 30 years in intense autism conditioning?
Holly shit,we forgot to tell that crasters is increasing the WW army with his male babies(that are turned into white walkers).Should we inform the lord comander or Benjen of that?
You leave Jon to his swordsmanship as you walk to Castle Black's southern edge. You spot Tyrion Lannister's carriage approaching, Jyck and Morrec riding ahead of it as it rolls up to the headquarters of the Night's Watch.Suddenly you feel a hand on your shoulder and turn to see Jeor Mormont. His raven suspiciously absent. “When royalty arrives, the Lord Commander himself should greet them.”You nod your head in agreement with the pseudo-proverb and wait for Tyrion to exit. He hops out of his wheelhouse and waddles forward, heavy crimson-gilded boots crunching deep into the snow, making him appear even shorter than usual.The Old Bear steps forward and converses with Tyrion for a short while before the Lord Commander offers to escort the Imp to the Shiedhall. You follow behind them as they chat. The Shieldhall, you know, is the feast hall for the brother's of the Night's Watch. It used to be a place knights would leave their shields, emblazoned with the sigils of their former houses, upon the wall to signify they had left their old lives behind. Now it lacks the bright, festive decorations due to the decline of the organization. When you finally get inside where the many fireplaces are roaring, The Old Bear invites Tyrion to sit at the table with the high officers, really laying out the red carpet for the dwarf. Trying to get on his good side so the good will of the Queen's brother can hopefully translate to the good will of the King himself. Tyrion agreeably accepts the offer to sit with the officers, but only if his personal bard – William Shakespeare – is allowed to play for them. You bow when Mormont gives you a smugly in-the-know look. “That'll be fine.”
Hours of singing and strumming later you nab a chance to speak with a slightly drunk Tyrion Lannister.“My lord. I was wondering if we could travel back South by sea when we eventually decide to leave this place.”Tyrion stares at you oddly. “Why?” he asks.“We could stop by Dragonstone before returning to King's Landing.”Tyrion stares at you, deadpan. Then he cackles loudly. Then he realizes you were serious and looks at you like you're an idiot. “Stannis Baratheon is the Lord of Dragonstone.”“ . . . yes,” you confirm, squinting and wondering what the problem is.“Stannis is a hard, humorless man too honorable to bed his own wife by candlelight. He has banned brothels from that dreadful island he resides upon, depleting it of the revelry it so desperately needs. I'll stick with the Kingsroad.” The Old Bear grimaces. “I suppose you won't be entreating with him, will you Will?” You shake your head no as Tyrion looks up from his plate, chewing a hardened black sausage. He looks between your face and that of the Lord Commander's inquisitively, but decides not to pry.Mormont sighs before getting up from the table. “I suppose I'll write that missive and inform one of my men to take it personally to Lord Stannis Baratheon. Thank you for your company Lord Tyrion. Stay as long as you wish. You are a royal guest of the Night's Watch.”The Lord Commander takes his leave and you sit there with Tyrion, strumming away.In three days Benjen leaves for his ranging.>What do you do in the meantime?
>>423011>Tell Benjen and Jeor about the 3 eyed raven
>>423011Speak with benjen get him drunk . . .Profit
>>423011Explain the three eyed raven seems pissed we altered the future...no idea why actually.Play for the NW a little, chat with Jon when we can. Pissed off the wall with Tyrion
>>423014+1i'm in lets rumble
Aight I'm tired. Going to bed and leaving this open ended vote open. Might do more posts tomorrow.
>>423014+1 Let's top
>>423018woah I was just suggesting a drinking competition.. :^) jk Lets fugg
>>423018>>423016>>423014You cant fool us trick!
>>423011>>What do you do in the meantime?Get warm, get Maester Aemon to check out our Warg bite, dream about all the things you want to accomplish down South, think about how to prevent Cersei to poison you to spite her brother Tyrion...
>>423011>What do you do in the meantime?1-Ask to train with the night brothers to improve our swordmanship2-Ask master Amon to "take a look" at our bitten hand3- Piss at the top of the wal with Tyron4- And finally, plan your trip to dragonstone with Lord Mormont
>>423048>trip to dragonstone1-3 Yes!4 Won't go there though, will party in capital.
>>423048Why do we need swordsmanship again?
>>423293Because anons cannot into quests where they don't fight.
>>423028>think about how to prevent Cersei to poison you to spite her brother Tyrion...we can always make her like us, when Jaime isn't watching.
By the way, we should stop by on weirwood if we got the time and just speak to the tree the following. "Brynden Rivers, would you like my help?""The Children of the Forest re-establishing contact with the Night's Watch would certainly be something that would make the Lord Commander more likely to listen the warnings you would give them.""I could let him know that his raven will speak of a place, where they would meet, if that is something you'd be interested in doing."
>>423400He would either get super pissed and try to do anything he can to kill us or just disgruntled and listen to us
>>423293>>423312We could also pay someonne to fight for us, true. You're right, bards don't fight.
>>423317>make her like usWe can tell her where the Wildfire in the capital is, muahaha!
>>423419>>423317Am I the only one that thinks we are going to die the second we step in kings landing?I mean, having so much future knowledge turns us in a lyability to pretty much everyones else agenda.
>>423419No that would fuck literally everyone over
>>423447Not unless we tell no one about it. We should only tell pepole the future when it's important or relevant such as telling the nights watch about the white walkers and wildlings and saving bran from being a cripple
>>423447That depends if you can keep the 'I know the future' boner in your pants when you get there.
>>423417If we lose an arm, it's the end of our career as a bard and a swordsman. This is why I say we should use poisons, explosives and other alchemical weapons.
>>423464We could just, you know, not fight. Learn the ancient techniques of Tyrion and run the fuck away, hide behind someone else who likes money, and tell them to 'get em!'
>>423447Not necessarily. Nobody believes in that hogwash anyways.They would at most suspect we've been fucking a whole lot of people in the know. Perhaps even with their spies themselves.
I wonder what sort of music would Tywin Lannister like if we ever were to play for him.
Is op gone?
>>423468we should train our constitution, strength and dexterity to the point where we roll best of threes instead of averages at least, you know, for when push comes to shove.
>>423011>What do you do in the meantime?1-Ask to train with the night brothers to improve our swordmanship2-Ask master Amon to "take a look" at our bitten hand3- Piss at the top of the wal with Tyron
>>424224>improve our swordmanshipWe'll probably notice that it's freezing, so we quickly return to the fire.>MaesterYeah, infection would be uncool.>top of the wallToo cold?>>423672>trainOr pay for protection and just practise our lute and singing...
Fuck, missed the quest running again. At least we mostly kept our shit together.
>>4230111-Ask to train with the night brothers to improve our swordsmanship2-Ask master Amon to "take a look" at our bitten hand3- Piss at the top of the wall with Tyrion
>>424357Where do we need swordsmanship? We're a bard.
>>423011>Ask master Amon to "take a look" at our bitten hand>Piss at the top of the wall with Tyrion
>>424488This better changing to have amon take a look at our hand and pissing with tyrion
>>424488Pissing at the top of the wall would make a great metal album cover.
You go see Maester Aemon the next day about your bitten hand to ensure it is healing properly. The blind old man unwraps your bandages and asks you what Benjen did to prevent infection. When you relay the story of the burning powder the former Targaryen nods sagely. He meanders off for a moment and feels around his shelves until it rests upon a jar which he brings with him as he shuffles back over to you.He infomrs you that you will have more luck applying the gel that resides inside the jar yourself. You screw off the lid and take a brush Aemon tells you to use, dipping it into the gelatinous substance and rubbing it on the four healing puncture marks that mar your left hand. After finishing and placing the jar back on the rack the Maester keeps, Aemon informs you that those supplies will cost 500 silver stags. Yikes. Medical care's expensive, huh? Not feeling like ripping off a blind man you stick your hand into your pocket and drop the money on his table. . . . .You spend some time in the next three days practicing swordsmanship with a few of the recruits. You attempt to get Jon to teach you, but he has a tendency to punch you in the face while you're fighting. When you call him out on that bullshit he brings up that punching someone in combat is a standard technique when using a longsword and no shield. Huh, learn something new everyday, you think as you nurse your black eye.. . . .Undoing your breeches, your cock flops out and you watch as the yellow stream falls the 700 foot drop necessary to reach the other side of the Wall. Tyrion laughs uproariously beside you, his own yellow stream of piss parallel to yours. After a few delightful moments of release, the two of you do the mandatory two shakes and button your pants back up. “Well, now my father can not say I have never accomplished anything. He still will – but I will know the truth.” Tyrion playfully backhands you in the arm like he's letting you in on some big secret. “How come all you lordlings can ever think to do is piss off the wall?” The unexpected, but familiar voice draws both your gazes to Benjen. “You don't think you're being original, do you?”Tyrion smiles wide. “No. Just perverse. I have a reputation to uphold.” He bows. “Now if you two fine men will excuse me there is a girl in Mole's Town who will be very disappointed if I do not make my nightly visit.” Benjen's eyes follow Tyrion until he is out of sight before stepping forward towards you.“Well, greenseer,” he begins, “I go on that ranging tomorrow. Won't be back . . . for quite a while.”You nod, worried sadness entering your tone. “Yeah. Try to stay safe. I would hate to discover my attempts to safeguard the future were for naught.” Benjen shrugs. “As far as I am aware, you have already made it much brighter.”A silence pause pregnant with meaning descends between the two of you.>Hug Benjen goodbye>Something . . . . else? (write-in)
>>424785>>Something . . . . else? (write-in)"so ahh, Back at winter fell you called me handsome"FUGG FUGG FUGG
>>424785>Hug Benjen goodbye
>>424785>>Hug Benjen goodbye
>>424799This we have to make the joke.Even if it's awkward
>>424785>Something . . . . else? (write-in)Give him a strong handshake
>>424799MEMES Might as well
>>424785>Something . . . . else? ("The raven that attacked me wasn't incorrect in that I'm a deceiver. There is no greenseer that can do what I do.")>"You should probably listen when next time it speaks, you might learn something interesting.">"Especially if it responds to the name Brynden Rivers while doing so."
>>424799This this this this
“So, ahhh, back at Winterfell you called me handsome,” you point out. Benjen shrugs. “I did.” Pause. “You are.” Pause. You kiss him, the taste of honey sweet mead on his lips. It is a long, but tender one. When it finally ends you draw back.“I think you're handsome too,” you simply speak.. . . Lying in the First Ranger's bed the next morning, you watch as Benjen finishes securing his new Valyrian steel bastard sword – a white bear's head for the pommel, signifying it belongs to the Mormont family of Bear's Island.He gets up and gives you a wink. “Goodbye for now, greenseer.”“Goodbye,” you call after him. He strides out of his room and you watch him through a window as he meets with the rest of his brothers, seven crows in black - all of them hardened rangers with over a century of experience between them. They all mount their horses and approach the gate lodged in the base of the massive Wall of ice whose magic preserves the realms of men. The portcullis draws up and you watch Benjen bear the torch that lights the ice tunnel they take to leave Castle Black. You watch until they are black specks. The portcullis finally lowers and you can see Benjen no more. He has officially begun this great undertaking, upon which the fate of all Westeros rests.You sigh out, knowing none of those brave men are guaranteed to return. >Tyrion will be staying at the wall for three weeks. What would you like to do? (write-in)
>>425092>Lying in the First Ranger's bed the next morning, you watch as Benjen finishes securing his new Valyrian steel bastard swordKEK
>>425092>Heterosexual character >Suddenly gayFucking what
>>425092>Lying in the First Ranger's bed the next morning, you watch as Benjen finishes securing his new Valyrian steel bastard swordHA! Fucking hilarious! We bisexual now.
>>425110Velo is obviously a closeted bisexual
>>425092Jesus Christ wtf is this post?What kind of Waifu shit is this?
>>425121not waifu, husbando. apparently.
>>425121Benjen best waifu
>>425121Fucking shite is what it is.
>>425151oh no pleeeeeeease, what if i tell you you topped, would that make you stay?
>>425157That's ok then.
>>425157No Sex with Ben.Ben not gayVelo not gay
>>425157As long as we're the big spoon.
>>425157Oh then everything is fine
Alright apparently this is VERY IMPORTANTDid you top?>Yes>No
>>425092>What would you like to do?Jump off the wall.Do a flip.
>>425197Write in>Switch hitter
>>425197>>NoWe power bottomso when we meet Oberyn we have a mad wrestle for dominance since he is a dom top
>>425185Yes sex with Ben Ben gayVelo gay
>>425092>What would you like to do? (write-in)Train swordsmanshipPray to the seven for forgivenessPray to the old gods for forgiveness Persuade yourself that since you topped it wasn't gay.... right? Yes.. Totally straightLets Sing and shit and then leave with tyrion
>>425232Sorry Inky, Velo is gay now. This means that, by extension, you're gay too.
>>425197Kill ourselves jump off the wall
Alright calling the vote to prevent samefaggotry
>>425237Switching to yes
>>425201>>425203>>425210>>425217>>425233NO>>425211>>425225>>425231>>425237>>425248YESLooks like it's a tie. So let me do a revote.This is final destination.You have five minutes.Reply to this post with only one of these three numbers.1 - Bottom2 - Switch Hitter3 - Top
>>4252631for maximum kekVelo = FAG
>>425275>>425270Neither of these count. Retry.
And vote is called.
You balance carefully on your knees, feeling Benjen's hard cock press against your cheeks. "Take your time," Benjen smirks, noticing how nervous you are. "I'm in no rush."Hard as you might, you can't gather the courage to do it, your cock only a fraction as hard as Benjen's endowment. "I can't..." You whimper, and Benjen takes initiative. Putting his fingers against your lips, he waits for you to suck on them, coating them with spit. Once he figures that they are wet enough, his hand moves from your face to your ass. One finger pokes against your tight virgin hole, and you do everything you can to relax as his finger enters you.It's tight, and though it doesn't hurt it is a discomfort."Relax, relax..." Benjen coos, working his finger in deeper. Once you become accustomed to one, Benjen adds another finger, moving them in a scissoring motion to help open you up."Okay..." You moan, wanting to feel a different part of Benjen inside you now. "I think I can try again."Feeling strangely empty when Benjen pulls out, you position his cock against your slightly relaxed hole. A deep breath and pushing, the tip of his cock pops in and you can't help but moan."You got it, just keep going." Benjen encourages, and you start to push him deeper inside. As his hips buckle up the rest of his cock slides inside, and where it hadn't before your own erection now stands at full attention. You remain in place, trying to get use to eight inches in your ass. Benjen gives you time, helping to alleviate your pain by grabbing your cock in his large hand and giving you long slow strokes. The pain and pleasure begin to mix in a way you hadn't known before, and you begin moving your hips against him.At first, you're only able to move an inch of Benjen in and out of your body, but as you continue your pleasure rises, and soon you find yourself taking nearly his entire length with each rise and fall of your body. Benjen grows close to orgasm, breathing faster as his hips begin to match rhythm with your movements. In an unexpected motion, Benjen grabs your shoulders and forces you back down on him entirely, and a new warm sensation begins to spread. He has reached his peak, and knowing this brings about your own.You give a quick apology and a gasp as the white sticky ropes of your cum shoot out, painting his chest with your pleasure.Exhausted you fall forward against him, your face against Benjen's neck as he pulls out from your newly fucked hole. You're embarrassed to feel his warm load already begin to leak out, but Benjen gives you a kiss to quell any fear you have about the performance."Maybe next time I'll have to test your limit." Benjen chuckles, teasing you. Exhaustion has you though, keeping you from forming a proper rebuttal. "Not gay." You mutter, and Benjen cuddles you."Sure you're not."
>>425265>>425266>>425269>>425281Bottom>>425268Switch hitter>>425276>>425279>>425287TopAlright. Looks like you were the bottom.
>>425306No we're on topREEE
>>425294What kind of Husdanbo shit is this?
>>425306You didn't count my vote. >>425295
>>425317Votes got called.
>>425306TrickQM doesn't count my voteREEEEEEEE
>>425294Is this canon?
>>425317Final Destination baby. You got five minutes. You were too late.
>>425320it's was the first vote you did all thread.
>>425306>What would you like to do? (write-in)Train swordsmanshipPray to the seven for forgivenessPray to the old gods for forgiveness Persuade yourself that since you topped it wasn't gay.... right? Yes.. Totally straightLets Sing and shit and then leave with tyrion
Alright.>Tyrion will be staying at the wall for three weeks. What would you like to do? (write-in)
>>425331SUCK AND FUCK SOME MORE MEN
>>425331>What would you like to do? (write-in)Train swordsmanshipPray to the seven for forgivenessPray to the old gods for forgiveness Persuade yourself that since you topped it wasn't gay.... right? Yes.. Totally straightLets Sing and shit and then leave with tyrion
>>425306Stop this TrickQM. Stop it Trick QM, you didn't Fucking counted my vote.>>425328No its not. Fucking moble piece of shit
>>425331Read books and train with Night's watch
What's the discord?
>>425331>Write-InJump off The Wall.Do a flip.
>>425331>What would you like to do? (write-in)Train swordsmanshipPray to the seven for forgivenessPray to the old gods for forgiveness Persuade yourself that since you topped it wasn't gay.... right? Yes.. Totally straightLets Sing and shit and then leave with tyrionPlunge our asshole with Wildfire
>>425331Play some music for the watchtrain swordsmanship
>>425337Sorry man you didn't catch the vote. Don't worry its not that important.
>>425331>Write-inJump off the wall
>>425336backing this one
>>425343Going to change my voteGoing to go Jump off the Wall>>425342>>425331>>425346
>>425346Trick, you better update the pastebin. We're 1/8th of the way towards Making the Eight, Making the Noble Eight, and Making the Great Eight.
>>425092Love Benjen. Spend time with him. Enjoy his company.
>>425331Train swordsmanship.Don't pray for forgiveness as you did nothing wrong.
>>425362This, see if he helps us with our swordsmanship
So by swordsmanship do you mean, like, dicks?
>>425331>write-inWait till dark and no one is around. Then jump off the wall.
>>425331>What would you like to do? (write-in)Train swordsmanship, we need to get good. Get friendly with Jon Snow, try to become at least friendly, give him tips on how to appeal to the other members of the watch and lessen the isolation.Play music in the Shield hall some to give them some entertainment. Flick a coin off the wall and make a wish. Maybe ask to watch the new Brothers get swore in at the creepy tree...see if Three Eye wants to get us again.Otherwise just talk to people rise some spirits, try to get used to the cold to get harder.
Love Benjen. Take the dick just as hard as you took the black.
>>425331>>425387seems a solid plan
>>425335More gay sex.>>425336>>425351Train swordsmanshipSingPray>>425338Read book and train???>>425342>>425350>>425359>>425383Commit Sudoku>>425345Play music, train swordsmanship>>425375>>425390>>425387>>425395Train swordsmanshipPretty sure the winner of this is Train Swordsmanship and sing.Writing.
>>425331Pray for forgiveness.Jump off the wall.
Alright this one's for you Inky.Final Destination.1 - Kill yourself2 - Don't kill yourselfYou have five minutes, reply to this post only with the numbers 1 or 2.
I wonder if we reminded Cersei of Rhaegar, seeing that he also was a blonde and handsome musician. We should ask her next time we meet which one of us would she consider to be a better musician seeing as we never met a man and as far as bards go, he was supposed to be pretty big in the south.
>>425428delete your votes idiot and revote
>>4254101, but only after we give Benjen a special goodbye
Fucking Moble changingd my ID>>425350>>425337>>425320I'm this guy. The fucking phone change my id
>>425442Nah don't believe you.
>>425410>2 - Don't kill yourself
>>425448I going to take a screen shot just wait
>>425440>>425449>>425457God dammit get your obsolete anti-samefagging measures right
>>425459Here is proof Count it
>>425411>>425414>>425418>>425419>>425426 (one post only, discounted as proxyfag)Kill yourself>>425413>>425415>>425417>>425421>>425438Don't kill yourselfDon't kill yourself wins.
>>425476Nice photoshop fag.
>>425480The wall is fucking boringLets train and move on
>>425485What the fuck you talking about. That my fucking post just my id change since I'm in a moble.I'm getting a trip now
>>425480Then at least give us a chance to go love see Benjen again before he goes!
>>425492Change your name then, this is fucking confusing
Alright, since you are training swordsmanship with a still recovering hand.Roll me 1d100, average of three. This is a constitution check.
>>425492>Obviously photoshopping your picture to get your vote to count.Wew fucking lad.
Rolled 4 (1d100)
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>425512FUCK VELO