The revelations are as terrifying as they are exciting.Finally you have knowledge of that unique "condition" that Kale suffers from you could...Hold on."Wait. You said this guy, Broly.He's really that strong huh?""Yes. Why?""Would he be the one I've been feeling all this time?""You have the ability to sense others over such distances?Vampa is on the other side of the universe!""Not everything.Just that your universe is so fucked it feels like it's on fire while at the same time a nuke is perpetually going off!What the fuck gives?""If I had to guess the "fire" must be Frieza.I kept telling those idiots we shouldn't have brought him back to life!Or killed him five seconds afterwards!""And why don't you just... I don't know, GO THERE AND SQUASH HIM LIKE A BUG?!""Believe me nothing would make me feel happier.However Beerus and that clown were adamant about leaving him alone!""......WHY?!""Kakarot is an idiot. Doesn't need more of an explanation than that.And Frieza is way too convenient for Beerus. Not only does he do the job of the destroyer but he's also a formidable warrior, one he intends to use in future tournaments as long as he doesn't do anything stupid and piss Beerus off.""And so the other must be Broly.As horrific as millions of voices crying out in unison, somehow that guy simply existing is more scary to me.Though... I wouldn't mind paying both of them a visit-""Don't.It's none of your concern and it's beyond your ability.You'd just be making things worse or endanger yourself."Vegeta sounds surprisingly concerned."Besides, both of those issues will take care of themselves.Broly while dangerous is benign as far as I'm aware. And Friezas days are numbered as is.Last time he acted up he almost killed himself, it's only a matter of time before he messes with the wrong person or his own ambitions ruin him."He gestures towards the gravity chamber."Now come, talking about Frieza always makes me want to punch something.">Fine. I won't say no to a brawl>Yeah, in a moment. (pop over to where that insane power is)>Hold that thought (check on the local douchebag lizard and see if you can't... accelerate his fate)>Other?
>>4149201>>Fine. I won't say no to a brawlWe aren't ready for frieza and we can visit broly later. Take kale and Caulifla when we do.
>>4149201>Fine. I won't say no to a brawlDealing with Frieza is just eventually gonna cause us a Aneurysm.
>>4149201>Fine. I won't say no to a brawl>>4149214Yeah. Dealing with Frost was rage-inducing enough, and he's really reasonable compared to Frieza.
>>4149201>Fine. I won't say no to a brawl
>>4149201>>Fine. I won't say no to a brawl
I wonder how much uncontrolled destruction that freeza dose will bring down what little of mortal lvl was recovering. Like he is not going about it with anything like a divine list. Like shure he might get some targets that God would destroy but he also will get lots of stuff that should have been left alone.
That's a shame.I wrote a few roasts for Freeziepop that might make some of you rage but would DEFINITELY give Eric an aneurismGuess I'll have to save them for later>writing
>>4149265>Willingly engaging super powered not!FrostYeah, pass.
>>4149245Think of it as a roulette. Will he up the score or lower it day by day? Sadly most days it's down.
Curious how far we can push Vegeta after all this time. Doubt we could get him into any of the god forms, or SSJ3, but maybe we can at least push him to SSJ2, if we go all out?
>>4149290We were already hitting at super saiyan one during the ToD 2.Us actually pushing him to a god form with buu isn't that out there.
>>4149297Oh, was that just the movie? Nevermind then.
"Yeah, sure.I won't say no to a good ol' brawl.This should be a good way to benchmark the new me."As Vegeta walks into the Gravity Chamber he continues to voice his observations."I'm beginning to think you spent a bit too much time around Saiyans.Now I can't even make out the Earthling under their influence.""What's wrong?Afraid that the warrior races mantle will be taken?""Hardly.You're not replacing us, you're getting assimilated.If only our universes versions would be as sensible as you.""Wait... the great Prince of all Saiyans is sounding upset about Earthlings not being on par with his people?Color me surprised!""What can I say?As much as I hate to admit it I've grown a soft spot for you tail-less saiyans and now I'm only mad that they are squandering their potential.If they at least inherited the spirit of the Saiyans they'd be much less pitiful, then the legacy of my race wouldn't rest on the shoulders of a clown...""Doooon't write them off just yet.I get the feeling you'll be impressed by them very soon.""Hmph...Well threaten me with a good time!But you'll have to forgive me if I won't hold my breath for that.""Understandable."As you finish with the chit-chat Vegeta gets a suit of stretchy battle armor and just casually pulls it over his regular street clothes.And while he's busy with his own preparations, you slap on your new and very shiny jaw piece.The machine locks in place around your head with a badass and satisfying hiss and even a few LED lights spring to life, adding to the menacing factor."R e b r e a t h e r o n l i n e.""Ooooh! Cool!""Are you done playing with your toys like a child?It's about time we got started!""Y-Yeah, sorry.I guess I'll see what these buttons can do later.""Finally."He takes a few moments to look around the place."Okay. What do you say we make this a bit more interesting?""Meaning?""Add a little extra challenge.Nothing serious, just 100 times normal gravity.Make this a proper exercise for at least one of us.">Erm... how about no?>Okay manlet! Let's dance!>I got a better idea... how about we give YOU a handicap instead to make it more fair?>Other?
>>4149304It's even less canon than thatSSJ3 Vegeta never existed outside a few games
>>4149308>>Okay manlet! Let's dance!
>>4149297>>4149304>>4149309>inb4 Vegeta pulls out Super Saiyan Royal 2
>>4149308>Okay manlet! Let's dance!Pushing us to our limits so we can break them without having a long, drawn-out spar where we exchange quips and other verbiage/emotional baggage? Sign us the fuck up.
>>4149318You won't get anywhere near even Saiyan God, much less Super Saiyan God or Royal
>>4149308>Okay manlet! Let's dance!
>>4149309It's my opinion that Vegeta figured out SS3 because like hell he'd let Kakarot know it and not him, but never uses it cause it's kinda shit.
>>4149320How strong are we comparing to canon characters.
>>4149351Better than 90% with a 1% where no amount of 21's saving us. That's what QM said if I'm not mistaken.
>>4149351You are now a valid entry into the ToP where you might make some wavesAnyway>writing
>>4149383Oh yeah, and for the warmup let's do a quick rollNothing crazy yetBest of 4 DC: 5Crit: 15
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>>4149388This pic needs to make a comeback it seems
>>4149394Chad doesn't even notice"So, when are you turning the gravity up?"
>>4149394And there's the super crit
>>4149396No... We need the cake bot.
>>4149394>>4149388AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!The SACRED COMBINATION!
>>4149409>18 cucking gero by fucking his wifeI could see her doing it even if she isn't bi. Spite Gero is a powerful sentiment among the android twins.
Sorry folks I'm entertaining some guests.The update might be delayed a bit
>>4149462Just tell them you have a troupe of anonymous gentlemen to parlay with on a Tibetan sky writing forum.
You grin at the proposition."100? That'll be a nice change after the pleasant Sadalan 10 times gravity.Okay! Hit me!"He nods."Bulma! Turn it up!"With the flick of a switch the room turns a deep, dark shade of crimson and you feel the increased downward force hit you like a truck.The material making up the chamber barely even budges under the massively increased duress, which speaks volumes of both its construction and the one that designed it.However, where the Saiyan and pretty much everyone else observing things expected you to fall to your knees at the very least they are left standing with their jaws hanging agape.Raising your hand to your mouth, you try to suppress a yawn."Are you gonna turn it on anytime soon?""T-Tch...What kind of training did you DO?""Lots.I was gonna make a proposition that we make the gravity fluctuate randomly between 0 and 100 times buuuuut I thought it might be a bit much for you to handle.So yeah, if you want to we could crank it up a couple notches!""Cocky bastard...Okay! Bulma! Hit us with 200!"The pressure increases explosively, feeling like a bomb perpetually going off above you and pushing you downwards.But you just start stretching your arms like its nobodies business."Hmph. Fine. I'll eat my words this time!""Phew. Good thing too! If you increased it anymore I'm afraid you'd shrunk even more.Then no matter how powerful you are I just couldn't take you seriously."Vegeta takes his stance.*sigh*"I hate comedians..."
Vegeta lunges at you in his base form.Despite not expecting anything less, it's still a bit surprising that 200 G's don't even faze him.But as he's throwing a few test swings and kicks in your direction you deftly evade him, barely feeling the increased gravitational force inside the room.By default, fluctuating gravity, pressure and heat are much worse than a static increase like this but on top of that the training you did in order to learn the Reflex Guard is really helping.The knowledge you attained is perfectly applicable to an altered gravitational pull which really helps.He throws a right straight, so you easily dodge by jerking your head to the right.Following that he moves further in so he can raise his knee into your stomach.In response you raise your own leg and block him with a move of equal strength and motion.Vegeta grunts and reaches forward with both hands, attempting to grapple with you.Feeling frisky, you oblige and lock hands with him as the two of you tussle for a while, your energies clashing against each other like the waves of a great, endless ocean.As you trade glares with the Saiyan, you get a first hand exposure to his more savage side as he pulls his head back before headbutting you in the nose.Your eyes roll back in their sockets for a split second as you feel the blood and pain rush into your skull.Stumbling backwards, you disengage from Vegeta and reach up to your face in search of blood.Realizing not even your nose is bleeding you smirk."Is that all?"He doesn't respond but his smirk says more than mere words ever could.That approving stare of his is quite telling, he likes that you're made of stronger stuff than most of your kin.Well... for better or worse... you got his attention!>Let Vegeta take the lead and follow his momentum>Take the initiative and go on the offensive!>Time to see how long you can keep this up! Start tanking his hits!>Other?
>>4149486>Take the initiative and go on the offensive!
>>4149486>Take the initiative and go on the offensive!>"Keep up man, my girlfriends hit me harder than that!"
>>4149486>Feeling frisky, you oblige and lock hands with himJesus Christ, BLUE BOARD
Well well well, taking the risky option I see!Very well!>writingAnd roll the dice!Now it's ON!Best of 4DC: 14Crit: 18>>4149496Report me
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>>4149517>>4149521>>4149522ON like DONKEY KONG.
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>>4149522Jesus fuck...BestDroid is out for blood
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>>4149528Or simply question our humanity.
Now spurned on the Saiyan takes off without holding back and throws a punch straight at your face.Without flinching or even attempting to dodge, you stand your ground and take it."Reflex Guard!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GUx1rxZpLwYou feel your foes fingers slide off of your nose, as if he just punched a statue of solid, immovable steel.And judging by his expression hitting you did more damage to him than it did to you.Staring at you in disbelief Vegeta freezes in place."Oh nooooo... not again!""MY TURN!"Your eyes flash with murderous intent, making Vegeta falter.Reaching up you wrap your fingers around his forearm and squeeze. Hard.The sound of the fine, stretchy mesh being squeezed alongside the flesh, blood and bones of the saiyan permeates the room as you raise your other hand.He puts up his guard with one hand but it only manages to intercept the first few strikes as you knock his free arm aside and proceed to bash him in the face.His gripped hand actually slips out of your grip as the glove slides off.Vegetas landing is made much worse by the extra gravity as his feet grind against the floor.He only barely manages to raise his head to see you shooting out at him with a grin on your face and fists ready for pummeling.Since he's kneeling AND looking up he's in the worst possible posture imaginable.The second you smack him in the face he rolls over, giving you free access to his legs.Grabbing his shins you start tossing him around like a ragdoll, smashing him into the chambers floor and even cracking it in a few placesBut even that pales in comparison as to what's coming to him.Vegeta manages to raise himself with only his abdominal muscles for long enough to shoot a flash of explosive ki in your face.However when the smoke clears he sees nothing past it. It's unclear if he fears he obliterated you or if he realizes what just happened but he's clearly afraid.The time-skip resolves and you show up behind him, your palm already pushing against his temple and moving him downwards.His head smashes against the ground and as the vibrating energies spread through his skull and eventually the ground the chamber begins to break.Cracks spread across the floor like over broken glass and you jump backwards, giving the saiyan a little breathing room.
>>4149552Whoops can we fix the chamber with magic?
After managing to walk off that mild concussion he's no doubt experiencing right now Vegeta staggers up to his feet.He's clearly feeling embarrassed as his sorry state is clearly visible from the foamy drool trickling down his face.Wiping his face clean and spitting on the ground, which amusingly acts more as a bullet being fired under this gravity he looks at you."So this is what it feels like to fight Hit...""I wouldn't go that far.I'm still nowhere near his level.""That's not the matter.The one time I faced him, he unceremoniously knocked me out.This... will be EXCELLENT training!""HAH!You'd have to step up your game for that old man! My girlfriends hit harder than you!""Allow me to fix that!"He flies at you again, trying to grab hold of you once more.Feeling frisky you take him up on the offer if only to see what he's planning to do.Attempting to give you a quick flurry of left and right hooks Vegeta rushes you. But with your superior speed and senses you manage to avoid his fury...For a while.But as he goes on you see his speed not merely increase but spike up gargantually in an instant.A faint, golden glow appears around his frame, making his punches faster, stronger and far harder.You only barely manage to put up a reflex guard before he hits you in the gut but even a punch mitigated to near zero impact leaves you winded as your cheeks puff up and air escapes through your pursed lips in an audible "Oof".Now with the tides turned, you're forced to retreat as Vegeta stands tall... well, as tall as he can.Grasping at your chest you smirk."Channeling the Super Saiyan power without transforming? Nifty trick...Wish I could do that with my transformation.""Haaaaaaa! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"The golden energy fully spreads through the body of your foe before pushing him truly into the state of the legendary Super Saiyan.Now standing proud with his golden hair and aura he smiles at you."You should feel honored! I don't think a mere Earthling ever reached the point where a saiyan HAD to transform!""Heh... says a mere Saiyan!">Follow suit and awaken!>Let's just wait and see how this goes!>Other?
>>4149573>Follow suit and awaken!
>>4149573>>Follow suit and awaken!
>>4149573>Follow suit and awaken
That doesn't require much counting>writingAnd let's see...Since this is a Super Saiyan but from the universe where those are weaker.Best of 4DC: 15Crit: 18
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SOMEBODY FUCKING FIX IT PLEASE
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>>4149652Well cake android could not come but she got us the next best thing.
>>4149650Somehow that image fits even better now>>4149652God fucking damit Gero!Stop stealing your wifes glory! I know she's been out for like no time at all but that doesn't give you the right to shit on her when she outschools you in every way!
>>4149662>that doesn't give you the right to shit on her when she outschools you in every way!>no pimp hat>not poofy shoulder things>doesn't make clown bots
>>4149666Look at this angel you shriveled up scrotum of a brain in a jar!This is as close as you can get to perfection!And you didn't make her... you fucking killed her to make another baking soda volcano droidExcept... you didn't make herA fucking neural network did based on your workYou are such a cuck that your magnum opus got shat on by a child throwing a tantrumAnd a random number generator of your own creation surpassed itGet fucked you miserable shit and have a nice day in hellAlso, Gokus best friend FUCKS one of your strongest creations
Doesn't our ki in awakening and the ki of a saiyan in super saiyan combine to make god ki?
>>4149705Not in all casesI didn't specify back in the day but that's only a thing you can do with Cabba (for now) and not intentionally
>>4149712Has Cabba asked Vados about the training required to unlock God and Blue?I figure if anybody can handle the responsibility of divine might it'd be our resident good-two-shoes.He could stand to bulk up a bit though.
>>4149718>He could bulk up a bitHAHA! noAlso, no he didn't.For reasons he'll make clear soon
Smirking at this new development you follow suit.The energies swirling deep inside start bubbling to the surface as you agitate the hell out of them.Every cell in your body down to the neurons gets flooded with a mixture of ki and psionic energy, elevating all biological functions beyond the limitations of mere flesh.Though the effect is much less explosive than that of the brutish Super Saiyan transformation it's still enough to get a reaction out of the onlookers.Suddenly the 200 times normal gravity doesn't even register as you are capable of managing your energy to such an extent with next to no brain capacity used.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYiAJQx8XFAIt takes only for a brief exchange of stares before gold and purple clash in the middle of the room, creating a near cataclysmic environment in such a tight and contained space.For the onlookers it appears that your high speed movement is more like a teleportation as they only see you for brief moments whenever you clash and slow down.But the truth is that there isn't an inch of ground that you don't cover while zipping around in your endless exchange of rush attacks."H-Holy crap guys!Did you think we were ever gonna live the day when a human can contend with a super saiyan?""I'm looking at it right now and I still don't believe it!"Although it's not a feat without a lot of risks you manage to somehow match Vegeta blow for blow, your fists creating miniature explosions with each clash.But as the violence escalates and Vegeta starts throwing some more serious punches you feel the need to start actively dodging instead. Not because you can't take them but because it's simply better to outright avoid damage than risk injury.Utilizing the time-skip you manage to avoid the blows that get just a little bit too close for comfort and use the openings for counter attacks...Or you would if Vegeta wasn't already poised to stop those exact moves.It's quite hard to tell if he's predicting your moves or if his reflexes are simply so fast he can react the instant you pop up in real time but the end result is that he manages to grab hold of you during one such skip.With his free hand he quickly creates a ball of energy that he practically rams into your face.Now resorting to more unconventional tricks, you open a mini portal before your head and link the other end of it to Vegetas back.The explosion does little more than annoy the Super Saiyan but that is to be expected.He probably adjusted the blast to be just strong enough to hurt you on contact but not violent enough to hurt him.But that was also not your intention.
The portal closes around his hand and cuffs him tight enough to cause discomfort.Realizing his predicament the Super Saiyan starts yanking in an effort to break free but he simply doesn't possess the sheer reality breaking might necessary to outright break space.So now with one hand tied behind his back by rather arcane means Vegita has to face you with one arm.Feeling particularly mean, you jump back for a moment and start gathering energy.One by one you inject minuscule amounts of Ki, Psi and Magical energies into a tiny sphere the size of a pebble.Though you generally suck with magic, this method of utilizing the arcane energies seems to be a rather easy and straightforward one.With the black bead formed in your hand you time-skip forward and thrust it in Vegetas face, prompting him to block it.He intercepts the attack and you smirk at him."Here! Hold this! Null-mini-Star!"As you let go the attack gets unleashed and begins to hungrily drawn in all forms of matter in a destructive vacuum.The increased gravity bends and becomes enslaved by your superior energy becoming little more than accelerant to the miniature black hole.Mister Prince grunts as he's exerting a tremendous amount of energy just to keep the damn thing from collapsing in on itself.And with his attention split so many ways you jump over him, preparing for the first proper blow.Though you utilize Hits striking methods the technique you're about to jack doesn't originate from him."Sorry Caulifla! NULL-"Your fist begins to crackle with energy as you put not only your entire weight and momentum but also your focus behind the attack.Smacking the Saiyan in the face, you manage to push him to the ground before unleashing the violent psionic energies."BUNKER!"The second he hits the floor you unleash all the built up force in a single point.Stuck between a rock and a hard place the princes head is attacked from one side by your focused energy and the entire PLANET from the other.His grunts turn into a scream as his cranium creates a crater under him.Regardless of how tough he is, that got to hurt.And with the attack going through the entire domino effect of chaotic bullshit you stacked on him starts collapsing on the poor guy.The portal holding his arm nearly dislocates it, the black hole in the other starts going off as you jump back and watch the fireworks.And all of that serves to piss Vegeta off royally!
Standing a safe distance away, you cross your arms and start taunting him."Wasted and on your knees huh? Not that I'm not flattered but you should reserve that for your wife!"Vegeta takes a few moments to catch his breath and get over the pain before standing up.His armor is torn in a few places and stained everywhere. Yet his injuries are surface level at best.He wipes some dirt off of his face before finally speaking up."Okay... that's some improvement..."The smile he then gives you manages to scare you to your core."Now I have NO reservations about going all out on you!HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-"Looks like he's preparing for something big.But it doesn't feel like the god power is coming out yet.>Intercept him. If he wants to transform he has to EARN it!>Sit back and let it happen>I'm not interested in your weaksauce Vegeta! If you wanna threaten me give me the fucking BLUE!>Other?
>>4149781>>Sit back and let it happenNot som has confirmed we can't handle blue yet so I'm curious what this is.
>>4149781>Sit back and let it happen
>>4149781>Intercept him from range. If he wants to transform he has to EARN it!Just letting him get away with powering up isn't our style.
>>4149781>Sit back and let it happenSaiyan mentality indeed. Let's see what he throws at us.
>>4149781>>Sit back and let it happen
>>4149781>Intercept him. If he wants to transform he has to EARN it!
>>4149793This Isn't a real fight with stakes. This Is a training exercise to see how far we can push ourselves.Besides, this Is starting to become our style. We let Bruce charge the Spirit Bomb, remember? We got slammed for it, but then we got pushed so far into a corner that we further evolved. This Is how we improve.
>>4149781>Intercept him. If he wants to transform he has to EARN it!>"Do you guys just stand around and let each other transform in this universe?"
>>4149781 #>Sit back and let it happen
Well it's 5v3 in favor of letting it happenOh god Eric really is loosing his sensibility, his sanity is being chipped away by the constant nonsense and Saiyan woman pheromones>writingAaaandBest of 4DC: 19Crit: 21
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I expected to get fucked, but not like this...
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well at least it wasn't a crit fail. And we still have one transformation of our own to pop out.I'm curious how awakening and majin mode combo.
>>4149868See? Dr Gero is a fickle assholeOne time he helps, next time he cucks youWas it really worth it?
>>4149875Let's be real, there's nothing fickle about Gero's assholery. If he's helping you, it's only to set you up for a bigger, more painful fall later. As demonstrated above.
>>4149871>Buu with 100% awareness of every inch of his bodyJesus christ how terrifying
>>4149878>Buu, but made of exponentially smaller Buuso no
>>4149885it's buu all the way down bruh
>>4149871Chaos given intellect. The perfect storm.
You stand still and watch Vegeta as he performs his routine of shouting and squatting real menacingly.Though the image is less than threatening the energy in him that's currently going haywire IS.And after a few moments you realize the cause for it.His energy stabilizes and then spikes to roughly double its original Super Saiyan level.But visually not much has actually changed. His hair is a bit spikier and his aura occasionally projects arcs of electricity at random. A sight you're somewhat familiar with.And its appearance doesn't exactly fill you with confidence either. There is a chance that you can stand up to it now but... it's by no means guaranteed that you'll win this one."So Earthling...Do you know what this is?""Super Saiyan 2.I've seen it in action before."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zGgqEtj5vs"Good...Then I bet you won't know what THIS IS!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"Suddenly not only the room but the entire building, city block, continent and even the planet itself begins to shake.There is a tempest like wind coming from the Saiyans body which is making you regret giving him the chance to do this but... you've come this far."WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"You shout."IS VEGETA SERIOUS?!HE CAN'T POSSIBLY BE-""-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-""I THINK HE IS!"Vegeta continues to do this vocal exercise of his until it sounds like he's about to rip his own throat apart.But all the shouting clearly has a profound and very apparent effect as his body undergoes a much more drastic change.His hair begins to lengthen until it reaches below his waist and even his skeletal structure reforms as his brows become more pronounced, especially after his eyebrows fall out.Over all it seems a much more powerful, much more drastic change that he doesn't quite have under control, hence the longer and gradual power-up sequence.When he's done he gives you quite a stern look and speaks in a somewhat deeper voice than usual."And how about this?""F-Fuck!"
so super saiyan three. just need to out last vegeta.
>>4149922Huh didn't really expect this one out of Vegeta. Though I guess it makes sense if he just wants to test us.
I wonder if goku is going to pop up to see what's going on.Also man we got to see this before goku ever did.
>>4149933Good payback for the shit Kakarot pulled with poor Majin Vegeta
>>4149933SS3 Vegeta should be enough for Goku to sense him.Buu was able to sense Goku and Vegeta while they were in supreme kais world and they were at most pushing SS2 trying to bait him, and their base power should be much higher now compared to the buu saga
>>4149937I wouldn't be surprised if he pops in here in a moment just like the Broly omake from last session.
>>4149922Huh, neet, though this idea was dumb, I'm ok with it given this is just a spar. If it was a REAL Fight I'd have voted to gank Vegeta before he went SS, SS2 or 3 be damned.
>>4149944To be fair this is a great time to experiment mixing Buu with Awakening now.
>>4149922>Eric after immediately realizing that if the girls use SS3 it will give them big floofy hair and auto-shave their pubes.
>>4149952I'm not sure if we should bring out our trump card against their best fighters. As cool as it is, we are going to have to face them down again in a future Tournament of Destroyers. Giving them a preview of our best transformation and other shit seems like a bad idea from that context.
>>4149959That's basically pulling a goku vs a majin vegeta tho.basically a huge dick move.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88UTFBBSwIk"This... is Super Saiyan 3!Okay! That's way more than you can handle!So this is that third form the girls mentioned before! Got to admit, it's far more imposing both visually and power wise than anything short of the god forms.If that as much as hits you it will-*phew*Vegetas body then reverts to its previous state of Super Saiyan 2, though his muscles are twitching quite a lot from overstimulation."Okay. Prepare yourself!""Hold on a second! What was that?Did you seriously just pull that out to-"But he doesn't wait for you to finish and charges you.With the speed of a Super Saiyan 2, even if less potent than that of the girls it's still quite hard to react to.You raise your guard but feel nothing as Vegeta hits you. It was but an after image.Looking over your shoulders you spot him, ready to attack. So you quickly put up a reflex guard.And as his fist drives into your back you feel a sudden, explosive force ravage your insides hard enough to make you spit up blood as you fly into a wall face first.Something went terribly wrong. The sensation that a bomb went off in your gut blew right through your guard with more force than you expected.Pushing yourself free of the rubble you slowly stagger as you turn around and pant at Vegeta."Fuck... that hurt more than I thought it would.""What's the matter? Is that your limit?"You prod around in your mouth to scrape out any stuck bits of coagulated blood before spitting it out and responding."Hardly. I just didn't expect you to climb the Super ladder that quickly at the moment of impact.Devilish move.""Thanks.It's one thing I'm proud of as that clown Kakarot could never figure out how to use this form beyond its most base level.Unfortunately since the Super Saiyan God form exists I hardly had the chance to use it.So? Had enough yet? I'd rather not have to gather the dragon balls. That's like a whole afternoon...">Yeah, I'm good. This one will sting in the morning as is>Hardly... (try your luck)>Okay, you showed yours I'll show mine! (Transform)>Other?
>>4149958Eric looking at the various SSJ forms as little more than things that make him coom harder makes me think he's the kinda guy that refers to the D&D monster manual as a "waifu catalog"
>>4149978>Okay, you showed yours I'll show mine! (Transform)I like fights in this quest. sue me.
>>4149978>Hardly... (try your luck)
>>4149978>>Okay, you showed yours I'll show mine! (Transform)Time to trigger Vegeta's Buu-based PTSD!
>>4149978>Okay, you showed yours I'll show mine! (Transform)
>>4149978>>Okay, you showed yours I'll show mine! (Transform)
>>4149978Actually, I'll change my vote from here: >>4149988to something else.Why don't we try seeing how well SSJ2 fares against an Awakened Eric and a Buu Stand? It's upping the ante, but doesn't quite reveal our trump card of fully syncing with U6 Buu quite yet.
>>4149978>Okay, you showed yours I'll show mine! (Transform)Time to unleash the beast. Been curious for a while if we can stack these.
>>4149996I like this
>>4149996Erm... was the part where he switches back to 3 when he hits you not apparent?Sorry about that
>>4149978>Okay, you showed yours I'll show mine! (Transform)>>4149982>he's the kinda guy that refers to the D&D monster manual as a "waifu catalog"It's that or the Pet Shop for most experienced players.
>>4150001So banking on Buu being able to keep Vegeta busy while Eric buzzes around isn't advisable then?
>>4149996Eh I'd rater we just test mixing them this is about as safe of an environment as we are going to get to try mixing them what with them having the dragonballs and all.
>>4150007It is, just that it looked like you assumed it was just an SSJ2It ain't
>>4149978>Okay, you showed yours I'll show mine! (Transform
>>4150001Hah, he's treating SSJ3 like it's the Kaioken.
>>4150017He's treating SSJ3 as what it really is: terribly inefficient.Yeah you get stronger, but your stamina drops like a fucking rock if you're using it for more than a short bout.
Okay so... we'll be using the Buu avatar thenA'ight>writingBest of 4DC:18Crit 21
I haven't read this Quest in God knows how long so I have a dumb question before I try to catch up with it. About how strong is the MC of this Quest right now? How is the progression in strength so far?
Rolled 17 (1d21)>>4150056
Rolled 19 (1d21)>>4150056
Rolled 18 (1d21)>>4150056
Rolled 11 (1d21)>>4150056
>>4150056Uh Not-som by my count transform won.
>>4150061The protagonist is currently less powerful than Kale or Caulifla, but stronger than Frost.I'd place him at around Cabba-tier. Stronger than base form, but SSJ forms muddy things up quite a bit.
>>4149982But that's what the monster girl encyclopedia is for.
>>4150073By a lot too.
Yeah it was 10-3 for transforming.
>>4150083We are transforming into majin mode
Unless "Buu Avatar" is just what you are calling the form. Apologies if so It just kinda read like you were saying we had chosen the other option.
>>4150075Thanks. That's much less strong that I thought it would be. From what I remember it seemed like the MC would be Blue-tier after 5 more threads with how stupidly quick he was progressing.
Rolled 18 (1d21)I missed the rolling. RIP.
If he can switch so fast between the two forms that he can transform right before a punch and back afterwards to use as little stamina for maximum potential damage then you're indeed in trouble.And he knows this.Foregoing the trickery he employed last time now the saiyan is content attacking you head on.During his rush attacks he occasionally but not always transforms both to boost his attacks and to throw you off as much as possible.Unfortunately for you, it's working very well. His sporadic changes mean his speed also spikes and dips very rapidly, making accurately predicting his movements all but impossible.You can just about keep up with 2 but that 3 is really wearing you down.Each hit from that state feels like someone trying to break your arms in half with a sledgehammer.And the only reason you're not out of this already is because Vegeta seems incapable, or more likely unwilling to use the form for any extended amount of time.It's entirely possible you can use that to your advantage.But with each blocked blow that chance seems to slip away more and more as your carefully managed stamina is being forcibly drained by the brutal blows.Looks like you really are out of options."HYYYYYAH!"Vegeta throws another punch and it looks like he intends to knock you out with this one.Now or never!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gjg3Ib-y54A spectral hand appears out of your forearm and intercepts the hand of Vegeta much to the saiyans surprise.But you can't rest easy just yet as the shock quickly wears off and the monkey starts pushing forward with more force.Buu has to come out in his entirety as a ghost hovering behind you just so he can hold him back for a few seconds so you can get away.With the attack successfully delayed, you jump back and attempt to catch your breath while Vegeta stares at you."What... is this?Don't tell me-"*pant* *pant*"Looks like it won't be enough...Okay Buu! We'll need to work for this one! You ready?""Ready!"
>>4150132I thought we were going to transform...
>>4150132>He actually wrote for the stand option instead of the transform optionDamn it man
>>4150132Yeah that is what I was afraid of.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEWHY IGNORE VOTE
>>4150132This is cool, but transform pretty explicitly won the vote, not using Stand Buu.
>>4150141>>4150147>>4150143Wait until the rest of the post comes along. Buu stand is barely holding Vegeta back. I think Buu is just buying time for the transformation.
>>4150149Maybe we’re transforming after seeing stand buu didn’t win?
>>4150150I hope so.
>>4150132>Okay Buu! We'll need to work for this one! You ready?">"Ready!"Eyyyyy. I think thats the first time Buu has talked outside of our Mindscape before. Good job Buu.
>People are going crazy when Not-Som isn't even finished writing yet just because of a acknowledged write-inJeez.
>>4150178Eh, it's more that the write-in is being used when only three people voted for it. I'm willing to see where it goes though, it's still cool.
>>4150168Don't worry anon, we'll do a Sheev-spin later on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woHtuw_xtccYou draw in the spectral image of Buu back in your body and divvy out his energies equally through all parts of your body.The obscene amounts of magical energies make your blackened eyes flash once with red light as your entire being is changed.And Vegeta can't help but watch in abject horror as it happens."N-No way!It... It can't be!"The transformation is more violent and... thorough than what you're used to. You feel the teeth in your mouth shape shift into sharp and pronounced fangs and even the very fabric of the clothes on your body shift.Once your attire is complete your ki also changes to fit your new state.Going from deep purple to light pink your energies transmute into a new and exciting type... which is what starts causing problems.Your head feels like it's splitting apart, just as bad as when you were forcibly kept in a state of awakening during your fusion.Realizing that this will cause some problems, you disengage the awakening, leaving your hair flowing similarly but instead glowing with a pink light.With the agony fading you straighten your back and take a deep breath before grinning at Vegeta."Heh... Hehehe! Sorry about that.Gotta iron some flaws out with this one!So how do I look?""Like staring into a backed up toilet!"Vegeta responds as soon as the initial shock dissipates.However the other onlookers are... a bit less composed than that.They can't even seem to form any coherent sentences, instead they just make random gagging sounds as they struggle to not choke to death.Bulma even feels like she's only a hairs breadth away from screaming at the top of her lungs.But their reaction is none of your concern, not yet anyway. Instead you have a super saiyan to deal with!Grinning you throw out a punch and with the help of a quick portal you deliver it instantly... several times.After the initial strike your hand is sucked back in the magical gateway before it reopens in a different location, repeating the attack.You do this about three more times, leaving Vegeta grasp at his face in shock and pain.Looks like he's feeling THAT."ARGH!I can't believe it! Why this again?!""Hmmmmhahahahhahahaa!That felt better than it should've! Still... we're only just beginning!Come on Vegeta! It's time for us to have some REAL fun!"
Aaaaaand unfortunately that is it for today.Tune in next time when we get into the real meat of this fight!
So awakening doesn’t work with buu. Shame.
>>4150200Not yet at least. Seems like something that would require a lot of training and be hard to maintain, but super-powerful if mastered.
>>4150196thanks for the run Nega-Som
man we’re going to give the u6 group nightmares. Buu with time skip and stop
>>4150209Considering this is the guy that killed and ATE all of them, including every fucker on the planet...I don't think they give a shit about your space-time abilities
>>4150196Thanks for the run Nega-Som any idea when next run might be?
>>4150216No fucking clueEither Monday or Tuesday are in the works but with how volatile things are now, I can only guarantee a session the day before
>>4150224Alright hope things get more stable for you.On a quest related note has Goku noticed our fight yet?
Goku's gonna be the closest he can get to salty that he missed out on sparring with us if we leave before he shows up isn't he?
>>4150935Yes, especially if he finds out you cucked him out of popping Bejitas SSJ3 cherry>>4150232Actually, yes but Whis won't let him leave
>>4151165>especially if he finds out you cucked him out of popping Bejitas SSJ3 cherryNot if. When.I assume the next time they actually spar, Goku will "accidentally" let a bit of his God juju start flowing and crush Eric's nose.After that it's full on cheap-shot warfare.
>>4151183Not sure we are thinking about the same Saiyan here.
>>4151201He did exactly that against Trunks in the manga.
>>4151226There are reasons I don't read the Super manga and there are more of them each time I hear more details from it.
>>4151244You are wiseI read it out of obligation but I dread the 20th of each monthIt somehow keeps adding more and more shit which ruins the setting and the continuity while at the same time moving at the pace of a glacierWe waited 1 month and all that happened in that 30 odd pages is that... Goku showed up. That's itIf it wasn't so blood boilingly infuriating at times there'd be no reason for me to read it as it's EASILY getting Heroes levels of retarded
>>4151226There are reasons why I'm trying to steer as far from the Super Manga as possibleIt's just so boring I have no intentions of using the goat in any capacityThough I can and will take every chance I get to shit on Merus
>>4151260Just out of curiosity, are there any bits and pieces from the manga worth salvaging, for this quest or just in general? Cause everything I've heard has told me the manga-exclusive parts are sub-par at best.
>>4151349That's a tough questionAnd the answer is yes, they do exist. No they are generally not worth salvaging unless they are ripped right off and the bad parts removed like during cancer operationThe manga tries to "fix" the issues of the anime, but I haven't seen a single instance where it did that.It either left it just as bad or replaced the problem with an equally bad but different problem.In addition to that there is so much stuff between those scarce good moments that are as bad as they are good that it makes it NOT worth slogging through themHere are a few examples of the good bits (and the only ones I can legit come up with)>Zamasus portal shenanigans and other weird abilities>Ultra Instinct Roshi>And Vegeta getting swole on YardratNotice how these are arcs apart?Yeah...Plus, any decent and original thing that might be in there comes with its own SLEW of problemsOne good example is the three alien waifus in the Goat arc that fuse together to form a Tumblr userIn addition I think I figured out why these things are a problem and why the manga is so shit... It's all Toyotaro and not the way you thinkI'll explain it in a bit more detail tomorrow
>>4151807The small exhibition match between Gods of Destruction.It was a nice display of GoD tier fighters and how Beerus stacks up to his peers. Shoulda been longer and more detailed tho.
>>4152128>It was a nice display of GoD tier fighters and how Beerus stacks up to his peersDidn't it end up at a point where Beerus probably would have beaten any of the other GoD's in a 1v1 with his pseudo-UI?
>>4152128>>4152813That scene in particular is peak Toyotaro for meIt breaks established canon and it's underwhelming as hellIf all GoD's fought each other, even if they gang up on 1 I'd expect that to be Ragnarök levels of destruction, instead it was nothing more than another brawl. We've seen those alreadyAnd Beerus, despite claiming there are plenty of other GoD's stronger than him fended off every other one AT ONCENow I know they were teamkilling a lot but the fact the purple cat didn't turn into a bloody stain is bullshitAnyway, here's that rant I promised about everybodies favorite tracer.I fear for my life because I feel like I just cracked the code to the Matrix or some shit...Toyotaro doesn't like Dragon Ball. He doesn't want to write, draw or storyboard Dragon Ball.He wants to be ToriyamaTracetaro is emulating Tori so hard that he not only managed to copy his style but also his fucking flawsBut whereas Toriyama is sort of an accidental savant he could still make some good shit despite his shortcomings, if he didn't he wouldn't have incepted the Shonen genreToyotaro meanwhile is nothing more than another fanfiction writer that accidentally got in charge of the thing he wrote originally and it showsContrast this with something like... DB MultiverseNow that too has its fair share of problems, as does everything.However I'm much less willing to shit on them (I still do because I'm a bitter A-hole) because despite their failures I can still see that they like Dragon Ball. They know the universe and try to make some entertaining shit with it>pic relatedThey are fans who love the franchise and want to write for it, which I'm obligated to respect if I don't want to be a hypocriteYou can see the love and the soul in Multiverse while the Super manga is a dried up husk with no actual life behind itIt could've been the version of Super that fixed all its issues but it ended up a completely different mess that's not even half as entertaining as the original
>>4153592Wait is DBM the one with Romaine in it or is that a more obscure spic thing?
>>4154059DBM is the one with BrawankChapters upon chapters of Brawank.
>>4154065Bra-wank is just an extension of Vegito-wank, because spics fucking love fusions for whatever reason.
>>4154065Somehow Bra is a Vegito-level fighter who could even surpass him, yet gets her shit beat in by multiple opponents that she really shouldn’t be jobbing to. She even resorts to using Senzus more times than anyone did in the entire series in a single fight. She’s powerful, but sloppy as all hell and doesn’t deserve an ounce of the power she inherited.But with that said, I do like the side stories for DBM where they completely go off the rails. The Kakarot/Raditz special and the current Saiyan special going in are both very enjoyable.
>>4154071>>4154070>>4154065>>4154059Yes, it is Bra-wank 100%But I kinda like how they made her go evil. Not even Majin Vegeta levels of "I let myself get brainwashed a little for power"She just straight up went bonkers, which seems fitting
Also, I know I said monday or tuesday but I'd like to postpone the thread until wednesday
>>4154354I’m gonna have to deny your request. You didn’t give a week’s notice so you’ll have to come in on Tuesday to run the quest. We just can’t get a replacement in time, you know how it is.Oh, and before I forget, We’ve had a few people in the QM department come down with this “virus” thing, so if you can come in this Saturday as well that’d be great.Oh, and don’t forget to file those archive requests, mmkay?
After Vegeta pulled out Super Saiyan 3 I was thinking about him using the Kaioken and I thought "Yeah he could probably get Whis to take him to King Kai's planet to be taught how to use it" but then I realized the reason that Vegeta will never learn it. King Kai will only teach you if you can tell him a joke that makes him laugh.
>>4156018All he needs to say is that he will surpass Kakarott and King Kai is going to laugh.
"He-Hehehe! Hehehe! Come on Vegeta! What are you waiting for? I'm right here! So come and hit me!" "Oh good he even laughs like that freak." The others share similar opinions amongst each other. "It's like looking at a ghost!" "Please don't be evil, please don't be evil, please don't be evil, PLEASE DON'T BE EVIL!" "I don't wanna become chocolate again!" Vegeta stares at you for a few additional moments before the tension becomes too much to bear and charges you. Sticking to the strategy that worked well for him so far, he stays in Super Saiyan 2 while moving to conserve his stamina and the second he gets close enough to attack he quickly transforms. With a wide grin you lean back and transition into a bridge, placing your hands on the ground and bringing up one leg with a kick. Using only your feet you redirect the straight punch away from you before doing a flip and standing up. Your clowning around agitates your foe however and Vegeta attacks you once more, but this time remaining in Super Saiyan 3 for the entire attack. His speed is now much greater, making dodging it horribly unlikely at best. Deciding to instead take it, you start testing the true capabilities of the form. With a great roar Vegeta punches you in the face, his fingers digging deep into your cheeks before his mighty attack hurls you through the air. Hitting the wall of the chamber with great force, you manage to crack the reinforced shielding with your head. Standing up you crack your neck a few times as you walk off that concussion you just suffered. "Ouch. Hehehe! Guess I better not take much more of those! But this is great! Symbiosis rocks! Now I kinda get why others are so obsessed with fusions!" "Hmph." Vegeta reverts to his second form. "At least now I'm sure you aren't entirely that freak. But I think we should end this.If we keep going this will turn from a spar to a murder very quick." >Agreed. This is getting dangerous >What's wrong? Chicken? >Other?
>>4156121>Agreed. This is getting dangerous
>>4156121>Agreed. This is getting dangerous>But only if you agree that we do this again sometime.
>>4156121>Agreed. This is getting dangerous>But only if you agree that we do this again sometime.We'll need a bigger playfield with less potential collateral if we wanna really go all out with him.I also kinda like that we bond kinda well with Vegeta and consider Goku an idiot, if also a nice guy.
>>4156121>Agreed. This is getting dangerous>But only if you agree that we do this again sometime.>Man that was good. Now that I have proof that Awakening and Majin mode can be mixed I need to iron out the kinks.
>>4156121>"What, quitting while you’re ahead? LAAAME! As long as you don’t bust out God, this much should fiiine! Probably!"We need to get the most out of our time with Buu, both in terms of making it worth his while AND learning as much as we can about the transformation. Or at least get cheeky and chance a Quake Guard when he throws another SS3 hit at us.
>>4156181Better to show them that we aren't a mindless beast like the Buu they knew, and gain some respect points with Vegeta. At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if Vegeta offered to do some training with us and Cabba sooner or later which would give us a lot more time to learn about and develop the transformation then one sparring session would..
>>4156070Jesus Christ dude you fucking killed him!>>4156181Too smugI like it>writing
>>4156181A+ for bantz though
"Heh... quitting while you're ahead huh? Lame!Buuuuut-"You take a look around the place."This is getting a bit cramped, so it'd be the best if we stopped before it got dangerous.However... I don't take kindly to getting blue balled! So you owe me a rematch! And I won't settle for anything less than God next time!""Anyday Earthling."With that Vegeta reverts to his base form as he crosses his arms."But I must congratulate you. To think a human would push me so far...The speed of your progress is simply astounding. You must be a natural.""That's what I'm told..."But as you have your pleasant little conversation a shrill voice interrupts you over the loudspeakers."HAVE YOU TWO LOST YOUR MINDS?!You almost blew up the whole PLANET! And what's worse, you completely totaled my gravity chamber!Do you have any idea how long that'll take to fix?" Bulma shrieks at you."Ooops. Guess I did a bad.Hold on..."You raise your foot off the ground before stomping down hard. From the shockwave a pulse of energy spreads around the room and magically restores the entire room."There! Good as new!""A-Aaaah..."Even Vegeta is stuttering a bit. Looks like even he realizes you still had quite a lot to give there."Not bad I guess... for a parlor trick...""Don't look so down Vegeta.I'm sure I wouldn't have won even against that "3" of yours.Y'see I only used this form once before so I'm not really comfortable with it yet.So I'm thankful that at least now I know where I stand. It seems that I'm roughly superior to a Super Saiyan 2 at the moment. Next comes that three!""WHAT?!You mean you just barely unlocked that form?!"You nod.
>>4156287Huh. So if Eric is at the top of his game and uses Awakening, he might be able to beat up Cabba if he rolls fairly well.Good things to know for later.
At this moment you feel the gravity return to normal and the heavily sealed door opens up.The other humans practically pour in to marvel at what just transpired, most come for you, one of them however is more obsessed with the room."Incredible! You even put the electronics back together!I didn't know you're also an engineer!""Uuuuuuuh... I'm not.It's bullshit space magic. I don't even know how it works."At the same time the other warriors begin to bombard you with question, though they obviously have to fight off their own discomfort to do so."Wow! So uh... you uh... you got Majin Buu under control huh?I mean... are you sure you're still... you?""Nope."Krillin lets out a girlish yelp and the others tense up."AHAHAHAHHAHA! I'm just fucking with you. Though it's less that I "got him under control".We just started getting along and now he helps me.""And what does he get in exchange?"Tien asks with a great deal of skepticism."An access to my body.Even when I'm not transformed like this he's still... around. I can't explain it properly but everything I experience, see, taste or touch he can freely experience it.So in a way we are always fused like this and I just don't have access to his powers all the time.But when I do suddenly I'm good at magic because I don't have to do it. It just sorta... happens. Like it comes from my guts.""Yeah! If it's the same Buu we know that might be a hell of a power source!""Speaking of which...I keep hearing about this other Buu.Any chance of me meeting it?""You could but I wouldn't hold my breath for it."Krillin speaks up."Why?""It'd be disappointing or dangerous.""Yeah.That dumbass almost killed us all when he managed to anger Beerus."Now Tien joins in. Wow. Are they all this willing to shit on Buu?"How so?""He ate his pudding.""OUCH.""Yeah.">Well... I guess I still gotta. Help my friend Buu meet his estranged brother>Then I think I'll pass. I'm already teetering on the brink of an aneurysm and meeting someone considered dumb by you guys would be too much.>Other?
>>4156329>>Then I think I'll pass. I'm already teetering on the brink of an aneurysm and meeting someone considered dumb by you guys would be too much.
>>4156329>>Well... I guess I still gotta. Help my friend Buu meet his estranged brotherYes. PLEASE. I want to meet Fat Buu.
>>4156329>Well... I guess I still gotta. Help my friend Buu meet his estranged brother>Besides, what could possibly go wrong?
>>4156329>>Well... I guess I still gotta. Help my friend Buu meet his estranged brother
>>4156329>Well... I guess I still gotta. Help my friend Buu meet his estranged brother
>>4156329>>Well... I guess I still gotta. Help my friend Buu meet his estranged brotherTime to kick fate in the balls and tell it it doesn't have the guts! And maybe educate Fat Buu a little. Somehow.
>>4156329>Then I think I'll pass. I'm already teetering on the brink of an aneurysm and meeting someone considered dumb by you guys would be too much.
>>4156329>Then I think I'll pass. I'm already teetering on the brink of an aneurysm and meeting someone considered dumb by you guys would be too much
>>4156329>Then I think I'll pass. I'm already teetering on the brink of an aneurysm and meeting someone considered dumb by you guys would be too much.Gotta know our limits.
Ouch, that's a tough oneLooks like for the first time in a while we got a not-so unanimous voteBut if I consider >>4156363>>4156407Then the outcome is still clearly meeting BuuAll I gotta say is>pic related>writing
>>4156454I mean we all knew that you've had something planned for this. I figure we might as well do it now rather then putting it off.
>>4156454Sigh... So it's happening even after you had said it's not the best idea before.
>>4156487I don't make the shit, I just stir it mang
>>4156504Just disappointed in others not taking the warning given.
>>4156514The crucible of autism and battle shall bring us to new heights!
>>4156514Sometimes people have to be not so safe. But we just gotta roll with the punches and see where the path leads. I think it’s a bad idea but I have faith that Nega-Som will make it worth seeing through.
>>4156529Not much of battle as we not fresh after Vegeta.
"Well... despite that I still gotta.I'm sure Buu would appreciate meeting his estranged brother or whatever that other Buu may be.So I think I'll hit them up."You hear a unanimous sigh from the group and Vegeta announces his stance on the matter."Well count me out! I have no interest what so ever being in the presence of that clown!""Wow.He doesn't like Buu much huh?""That's not who he was referring to.""Then who-"Flash forward a couple minutes until you get back to Satan City and you get the answer for your question.Though you've seen the guy in a picture before and even heard a little bit about him you were NOT prepared for what awaits you.Outside of a GIGANTIC mansion stands a massive billboard with the guys face on it, promoting some sort of a merchandise of his.Affixed to the top of the archway of the entrance is the name "SATAN HOUSE", spelled all caps of course.And right before the entrance is a massive fountain with a solid gold statue of the guy standing on top of it.Even the others, who are used to the goofiness of their universe are rubbing their eyes in shame."WHAT IS TH- WHO THE FFFFFUCK IS THIS?!""He's a showman... mostly."Yamcha admits rather slowly."I prefer calling him a conman."Tien adds to that."I told you before how he won the World Tournament, right?"Krillin asks."Well after that we sorta... had a few incidents and he got mixed in.He managed to convince the whole world he saved them from certain disaster every time...""So he... stole your credit?!""Yeap.""That's right.""Totally.""AND HE GOT RICH OFF OF IT?!""Not just rich.He's probably THE most influential person on the planet.I heard he's even in contact with the King of Earth.""No way man! King Furry knows who are the real OG's!I don't believe that slander!""Great!"You shout."Just peachy! Anything else I should know that might ACTUALLY give me a stroke?!""Well he fixes pretty much every martial arts tournament.Y'see he gets Buu to beat the finalist and then Buu throws the match.He's a good sport about it though, lets us keep the money if he gets the glory.""HE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
>>4156540To be fair, Mr. Satan leveraged his popularity to provide for the Z-fighters if they so chose and thrives in the spotlight.I don’t want to think of how Goku or Vegeta would handle being celebrities.
After about a minute of controlled if heavy breathing you calm down enough to act rationally after that rage inducing revelation."Let's just get this over with and move on...I want to spend as little time here as possible."The others buzz in and explain how there is someone who's a "big fan" of Buu and would love to meet him.For a second you thought the afro wearing asshole would just blow you off but he's quite amicable. You aren't certain if it's because he knows these guys and owes them a great deal or if he's just generally that friendly.Regardless which, he's still on your shitlist for now.Security lets you in and after a call from Mr Satan they don't even bother searching you, not that it would do anything.As you enter you can finally take in just how humongous and lavish the place is. It's quite ridiculous to be frank.Massive hedge, marble and gold sculptures dot the garden which houses many exotic flowers.But you can't really take in the gaudy sight as you are greeted at the front by none other than the man himself and his pink blob of a friend Buu.When you spot the creature in question you have a hard time not laughing your ass off immediately.He's just so fat and tubby! It's hilarious!"Welcome friends! Welcome!Buu and I missed you all so much!""Hey Mister Satan!""Come on guys! We've known each other for a while now!I told you that when it's between us you can call me Mark!But let's put that aside. Is this your friend? And uuuh... is he like... y'know, you guys?""Yes and yes.Mister Satan meet Eric, he's a fellow human. Eric this is...Eric?"Krillin calls out to you but you remain frozen.It's not that you don't hear him... but that you literally can't budge an inch. You can't even make the muscles in your face move.Ever since the second you laid eyes on fatso over there you couldn't avert your eyes and after a couple moments you felt like you got paralyzed.And now you start feeling something moving, but it sure as shit ain't you.Your mouth twitches before your lips part, revealing your teeth.Involuntarily you start smiling, then grinning then actively giggling.And you feel a deep seated hatred bubbling to the surface. Oh no...For the first time since you gave him more access to your body Buu made a move. And he did so with enough force to push you into the background.He assumed direct control!>Let it happen>Try to talk him down! FAST!>Wrestle for the controls! He can't pull this crap on you!>Other?
>>4156626>Wrestle for the controls! He can't pull this crap on you!
>>4156626>>Try to talk him down! FAST!Buu this is NOT part of our deal! He can be in STAND mode if he wants but bodyjacking IS FORBIDDEN!
>>4156626>Wrestle for the controls! He can't pull this crap on you!>While you are doing this try and talk some sense into him
>>4156626Ah yes the worst case scenario.>Figure out why Buu took the controls.A full on hatred though, what?
>>4156626>Try to talk him down! FAST!>Wrestle for the controls! He can't pull this crap on you!
>>4156626>Try to talk him down! FAST!>"IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT HIM JUST ASK!"
>>4156626>Try to talk him down! FAST!
That seems a somewhat even split between fighting for control and talking>writing
>>4156652Might be that he sniffed out some traces of Bibidi? Toriyama did say that he created Buu. While many fans dislike this, it could also be interpreted as Bibidi shaping primordial chaos into a contained and semi-orderly form. Maybe our Buu senses that Fat Buu is him, but formed and shaped into a cruel parody of himself that makes him sickened and enraged.
You start panicking as the so far docile spirit suddenly takes control of you.Immediately you start lashing out and doing whatever you can to stop him.First you try to muster some of your psychic might to freeze Buu in place while you try talking to him.It doesn't do much but it does slow him down quite a bit."BUU! What do you think you're DOING?!THIS WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL! IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT HIM SO BAD JUST ASK HIM! OR ME!"A response does come from Buu but from an unexpected source. Your mouth."Not fight. Kill!"Oh shit!"What's that Eric?Didn't quite catch that."Krillin leans in a bit closer and notices your teeth growing quickly."Uuuuuuuuh-"Meanwhile as your body moves on its own the other Buu takes note of your approach."Hmmmmmm? Who you?""Buu...""No silly. Me Buu.Who you?"You sense Buu struggling to form words on his own, partly due to his lacking vocabulary and partly due to the new and strange voice he has.In his frustration he frowns so hard your sunglasses snap in half, revealing your darkened eyes which freak out Mister Satan.The other Buu however, well..."Hahaha! You look funny haha!"He starts clapping which only further aggravates your Buu."Wait... Buu know you! You familiar! You Barry Kahn!""You... are not Buu.""Huh?""You... are a clown."Your hands move up and poke the fat guys chest.His flesh feels like bubblegum and gives about as much resistance."Look at you... fat... weak... moron. You are no longer Buu.Killing you would be a mercy-""Hmmm? What's that Barry?Buu didn't listen!"At this point your Buu realizes that as much as he's struggling with speech, it's lost on his distant cousin.He seemingly turns his attention inwards and sees how you're trying to hold him back. Just a little bit longer and you can wrestle control back from him!However... he smiles."But killing you... too much trouble. Not worth... upset... him."With that Buu willingly relinquishes control back to you.
And this is as long as I can goSadly this meant I had to concentrate a whole bunch of stuff into the last postHopefully I can do it a bit better next session, which should be on SaturdaySee y'all later
Okay thats sweet, I'm glad he values us and our opinion so highly, but holy shit I'm nervous that he can apparently so easily bodyjack us.
>>4156797It's not easy at allThis was him being about as pissed as Super Buu when he got stuck in the time chamber
>>4156805How would he have reacted if he saw pic related?And what about Uub?
>>4156785Ooookay. Let's, uh, work on our psychic power for a bit, maybe. Nice that he relinquished control and all, but would rather avoid him being able to entirely take over our body period.
>>4156820Swole Buu about the same, it's just Fat Buu fully swinging his tard strength aroundUub though... now that'd be interesting
>>4156727Okay yeah, that DEFINITELY makes sense with that scene. Buu is extremely disappointed with the existence of their brother.I would probably be pretty pissed in the same situation.>>4156797There's also the fact he's more sensible due to how we've raised him, no reason to go murderboner if your Body is starting to slow you down and might irreparably rift your ability to interact with the physical world.>>4156805Oh, yeah that's some anger. We're definitely gonna have to talk it over with him.
>>4156785See look it worked out!
>>4156825>UubOh god, what if Goku thinks that we’re the reincarnated version of this universe’s Buu?Logic and facts are useless in the face of WAKU WAKU.
>>4156890Kami already told him about Uub.
>>4156896The WAKU WAKU will not be denied. It will take your facts and beat them into the ground and get a zenkai boost from the experience.
Oh no. It's going to become a thing that Goku keeps missing opportunities to fight us for different circumstances isn't it?
>>4157042He'll break into our universe and assault us as soon as he hears about our fight with Vegeta.
>>4157042He said he'd rather wait for us to get as far as we can before fighting us. But he'd still love to see us fight.
>>4156825Hey Nega-Som you think we could get a scene of whatever Goku was doing while we were sparring at some point?
>>4157042Goku wants to wait until a point where we're strong enough to give him a serious fight, so that in defeating the challenge an Eric nearly perfected at his craft would provide he could push past his limits and get even stronger. That's most of waku's reason to live, is to seek out bullshit challenges to surpass. I doubt he'll fight us until towards the end of the quest, but If he does he'll just be playing around and maybe even show us a thing or two to help us get swole. (At least Kaioken and Instant Transmission are both completely viable things to learn from Goku, though he might not be the best teacher he could certainly give it a go.)
>>4157572>At least Kaioken and IHonestly if we wanted to learn Kaioken I'd rather learn it from Bruce. He has much more experience teaching and he's also got a much better grasp on the technique itself.
>>4157625Goku stopped relying on Kaio a long time ago, and has only fairly recently picked it back up because he can use it with blue, otherwise he'd probably be as good as Bruce is with it.I do agree with you though, I'd rather learn it from Bruce. I was more just saying in the instance waku tracks us down for waku reasons we could at least learn the basics of it then and IT, though It'd probably still be wise to have Bruce polish our skill with it If we didn't just end up learning it from him first.
>>4157625>>4157668One thing Goku does have over Bruce is experience using Kaioken with another transformation, which might be useful to Eric.
>>4156890He'd probably think we're basically U6 Uub until we explain things.
>>4157797>inb4 Goku smashes his last two brain cells together to form the idea of our universe having an equivalent to himI can only imagine how depressed he'd be when we tell him there probably isn't another motherfucker out there who's on his wavelength.
>>4157816I'm skeptical there's anyone in the universes who's really on Goku's wavelength. Some come close I suppose, but even Vegeta falls short of Goku's Fighting Autism most of the time.
>>4157821I'm sure there's at least one incredibly narcissistic adrenaline junkie with a penchant for hand-to-hand combat in our universe.Whether or not to the degree of Super Goku is another matter entirely.
>>4157822As much as I like playing up Gokus' stupidity and fightboner autism, I honestly don't think he's quite as bad as the Super fandom (myself included) makes him out to be. My main issue with that is the usual "oh he endangered all the Universes by reminding Zeno of the tournament" spiel, which just isn't true because A. he had no way of knowing Zeno would use that as a vehicle for deciding which Universes live or die and just thought it would be an amazingly fun multiversal fighting tournament (which he would've been totally right about) and B. Zeno was already planning on culling the Universes anyway and Goku's tournament reminder just gave everyone a fighting chance and chance to be revived by the winners with the Super Dragon Balls.
>>4157822Also I think Bruce Lee would like Goku, if taking some issue with his penchant for facepunching over self-reflection and whatnot. They'd still have fun punching the shit out of each other though.
>>4157087Shoryuken>>4157816>>4157821I believe Caulifla is meant to be U6 Goku. Just without the brain damage>>4156890>>4156896>>4156900>>4157797>>4157816Yeah I didn't come up with anything for Uub yet but now I'm temptedBut since he's still a child there's not much I can do (yet)>>4157042Yes
>>4158339The kids stumble upon Uub while our princess is wisiting? They play and none really notice that Uub can kind of but not really keep up? Like he can on instinct keep up with their lower level KI augmented BS but nobody notices as it's basic stuff that anyone should be able to keep up with...God that would be good interlude/sniplet.
>>4159535*As it's to them basic stuf*
>>4158339>UubI still prefer to think of him as a fever dream that my mind constructed while I was almost dying from bird flu.
>>4159670Sadly he is realDon't know about his canonicity thoughAs far as I'm aware "End of Z" is dubious at best. Wasn't that written only a bit after Z was done?
>>4159817He was mentioned in Super iirc.Also the mango showed him.
>>4159817Eh... In Z he was not that big a thing as he did not exist that long so besides a bit of basic character setup here and there he was mostly undeveloped character that received no real development besides that he has potential and that he is from a poor family. In GT he suffered the same things everything else did the inability to write characters and in Super he was a non factor do to age or somthing.So he is not as bad as many make him out to be. He certainly is no Merus.
>>4159847Moro is a bigger asspull than Merus if you ask me.I don't know why Super doesn't just use the Heroes villains.I can at least stomach the idea for some of them. Hearts and Mechikabura are dozens of times better than Goatlactus.Zamasu is the only decent antagonist in Super.
>>4159854You're not wrong in that Moro is horseshit- But he's nothing compared to Merus SueHe's another case of "Well what the fuck was so special about Buu and Frieza then?"His existence makes no sense, nor do his powersThe premise was interesting and something cool could've been done with his goons at leastBut as usual Tracetaro shat the bed
"Yuck!"Goku stuck his tongue out as he got disgusted by what he just saw.With a sponge in his hand he's forced to clean up the vast pools that lord Beerus uses for his afternoon baths."This sucks!Hey Whis! Couldn't you help me out a little?""No can do Goku.You made a deal, remember?Vegeta offered to take over your chores for a day so you could train.Now it's your turn to take over his so he can go home to his family! And a deal is a deal you know!"Whis chastises the saiyan in an almost mocking tone."Speaking of which... it would do you some good to go home to your home from time to time, wouldn't you agree?""What? No.I come here to get away from home.Chichi doesn't like me training so I always have to go as far away from her as possible to get some piece.""If that is the case... why are you still married to her?""I still love her.It's just that she can be a bit much at times. It's always "work this" and "fighting bad that".I just wanna have a bit of fun!But... you're right. I should go home and spend some time with them. Goten especially.I haven't been around for when Gohan was little so maybe I should-"Suddenly Goku feels something, a sting in the back of his mind and he drops all the cleaning tools in his grasp.Rushing out alongside Whis he looks up at the sky with excitement."Is that... Vegeta?""Sure looks like it.""But it's so much! I never felt him pump out THIS much energy before!He must be doing some serious training!""Either that or he found an opponent without a detectable power.Which can only mean Eric.""Wait... HE's here?In OUR universe? AWESOME! I GOTTA SEE THI-"But Whis grabs him by the collar and pulls him back."Goku...""Alright, alright!Just... let me feel this one out a little bit longer okay?Just let me have that much!"*sigh*"Fine.""Heeeheee! Thanks!"Goku looks up with a big ol' smile on his face."MAN, I never got Vegeta to do this before! He must've gotten pretty strong since we last met to pull this off!""Well, Hit did bring him along for a dangerous mission.And it's clear he's been working out hard.""Hey! Tell me more about it!Y'know so I can occupy myself with something while I clean!""Well... Remember how Gohan's been training hard with Master Roshi lately?""Oh yeah I remember!I'm happy that Gohan finally found his motivation!""Right, so... take Gohan at full power with all the advancements he made-""Uh-huh!""And imagine that his chances of beating Him did not increase one bit.In fact, I think his odds only got worse over time."Gokus eyes fire up like a pair of christmas lights."Oh man! If he improved that much that quickly!Oooooooh! It's gonna be so good once he's done! I can hardly contain myself!""Really?I thought you'd just half-ass your assignment and run there immediately.""Nah! I'll wait for him to get good!I'm curious to see just how far he can go!"
Oh and if everything goes well I'll be running tomorrow!Fingers crossed
>>4159918Speaking of Gohan, is he also discreetly tagging along with the other Z-fighters and spying on Eric's progress?
>>4160320No, but he can probably feel Vegeta letting out an unusually large amount of mortal ki.If I had to guess, he also felt the entire planet shake and started freaking out when he realized his father was at the other end of the universe.
>>4159917Thanks Nega-Som! It was as entertaining as I thought it would be.
>>4156785>You Barry Kahn!"Calling it, Mr Satan gets really freaked out at first but then gets an idea about another movie where Barry stars as a prettyboy hero who has to fight his own inner demons and personality flaws in addition to more literal demons. It will be a controversial box office hit that pushes the boundaries of U7 cinema and initiates the “anti-hero” or troubled hero genre.
You almost fall to the ground as it takes you a moment to regain your senses.Being stripped of your very flesh and then having it given back to you is confusing as all hell.But you manage to keep some of your dignity and not fall on your knees just yet.Steadying yourself you start profusely apologizing."Sorry about that everyone.""Sorry about what?"Krillin asks you.D-Did he just...None of them seem to be too bothered by what just transpired. None except that Mark guy, he seems to GET what almost happened. But nobody else.And it looks like nobody would believe him either.Oh well."Hmmmm? Where other guy go?"The pink blob asks you. Okay, he seems to comprehend it as well. That makes two of them.Seriously, the average IQ in this universe must be a 2 digit number..."Erm he... uh... he took a nap!Now I'm the one talking. I'm Eric and-">Sorry about that Buu>You okay there Mister Satan?>I need a minute... gotta scold a very bad boy right now!>Other?
>>4161127>Sorry about that Buu
>>4161127>Sorry about that Buu>You okay there Mister Satan?
Okay so your Buu doesn't get a spanking it seems>writing
>>4161162Better to talk to him later and explore it than do a hasty punishment. At any rate, he decided to stop on his own volition, which counts for something.
You let out a weary sigh."Sorry about that Buu. I didn't mean for that to happen.""Hmmmm?Sorry for what?""You mean you... you don't hold a grudge?""Buu no like when people call Buu fat!But you apologized so Buu forgives!"God his voice his high pitched, shrieking voice is like nails on a chalkboard!Couple that with his comical appearance and you can kinda get why your Buu felt insulted by this thing merely existing!You'd be pretty pissed as well if a fat, likely retarded and diaper wearing alter-ego from another universe was standing in front of you.But... luckily he's not looking too offended. Good. As much of a tard he might be, he's still immensely powerful so not being on his bad side is a good thing.However his "caretaker" is much less erm... forgetful.Looking over at him you see Mark still a bit shaken after seeing you almost flip out."Erm... you okay there Mister Satan?""W-w-w-what the hell was that?Would someone mind explaining to me who this guy is?"Hold on... he's asking questions? That's a refreshing if surprising thing to see in this universe."Erm... we said he's a a "fan" of Buu but that's not really the case.You see he-""I'm gonna stop you there Krillin. I'll do it.You see Mister... I'm gonna call you Mark okay?So Mark, I'm not from this planet.""I-I-I-I knew it! Another alien!Oh god when does this end?""No, I'm not an alien.I'm a human but I'm not from this Earth. I'm from another universe.""Ooooooh now I gotcha.You're one of them multiversal freaks from those tournaments, right?Wow... so there's another Earth in another universe with humans on 'em? That's pretty neat!""Hold on... you know of other universes?""Well yeah, I took Buu to fight a bunch of other universe guys.I think they were a group of dog people.""Then that makes things a bit easier.So yes, I'm from the Sixth universe, the one neighboring yours.And yes, we do have an Earth there with humans on them.""A-AAAAhahahah!"Mark laughs in relief."Then that explains it all!And here I was worrying you're another evil Buu or something!GAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!""Erm... actually-""Oh no..."
"YOU WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?""I have another Buu inside me.One separate from yours. That's why my eyes are like this.And uuuh... he kinda got mad at your Buu... for existing.""Y-y-y-you mean B-B-Buu has a brother?""Me have brother?Me have a family? YIPEEEEEEE!""No Buu!"Mister Satan is quick to reel back the enthusiasm of his friend."S-So you mean to tell me that I was right on the mark the first time? And we got the second coming of Majin Buu on our hands?""Isn't he... right next to you?""No you dummy! That's Mister Buu for you!Majin Buu was the evil one!""I'm... confused.""Allow me."Krillin steps up for the task and begins explaining things to you."You see, Majin Buu was made by an evil sorcerer named Bibidi. The original one was small and skinny so we called him Kid Buu.Bibidi used him to destroy most of the universe many, many, MANY years ago. They caused so much chaos that the Supreme Kais decided to step up and take care of the matter.""Tch. First time for everything."You scoff with Yamcha and Tien simultaneously.But if all the Kais got slaughtered by Buu that'd explain the sorry state of the 7th if nothing else."Stop that!Anyway, the original Buu unfortunately was too much. He killed most of the kais and even absorbed a few of them.""Absorbed?""You mean you don't know?Well prepare to be amazed. Because Buu has the ability to absorb people. Their energy, memories, techniques and even personality. Everything.But even though he grew stronger the influence of the Kais turned the pure evil Buu into a..."Krillin thinks about how to phrase the next part not to anger Buu."More robust, not purely evil entity. Later, thanks to Mister Satan Buu rejected his evil side... which unfortunately manifested as another, more powerful Buu. That's the gist of it basically.He had eyes like yours.""Interesting..."You stroke your chin."My Buu doesn't have such a rich backstory.I'm guessing because he got sealed in the Makai for millions of years.""WAIT! SO YOUR BUU IS A PURE ONE?!"Almost everyone shouts unanimously."Erm... I guess.But he's not so pure anymore. I've been trying to influence him myself.Seeing how it turned out with you, I'm getting more hopeful.""That got me thinking however...Since you are the host of Buu, does that mean you can also absorb people?""Not unless I literally eat someone I think.But all of this talk about Buu got me thinking-">If a wizard made your Buu... who made mine?>What was that "pure" or "evil" Buu like? Got any records or something?>What happened to that Bibidi guy?>Other?
>>4161230>>If a wizard made your Buu... who made mine?>>What was that "pure" or "evil" Buu like? Got any records or something?
>>4161230>>If a wizard made your Buu... who made mine?
>>4161230>If a wizard made your Buu... who made mine?
>>4161230>If a wizard made your Buu... who made mine?>What was that "pure" or "evil" Buu like? Got any records or something?>So basicly put instinct set wild with all the progress towards personality discarded? I guess my Bu is basicly the Bu that has learned a bit and moved past that semi naturally with only few of my memories mixed in... (speaking of kid Bu)
>>4161256Pure not put
"What was that "Evil Buu" like?Is there some sort of a recording of him or anything else I could use for reference?""Sadly there is no such thing."Krillin answers."Aside us nobody even remembers him.""Hmmmm?""How come?""Uuuuuh... we uh... we had to wish everything back."That makes you pause and lean back in shock."You DON'T want to know what that... that monster was like! He killed... everyone!""He... killed all of you?""No. He ATE all of us.And killed everyone else! With one attack!""He BLEW UP the planet?!""No, I mean he did! But only AFTER killing everyone!He called it the Human Extinction Attack. He exterminated everyone in a minute with barely doing any collateral damage!We thought we could buy enough time for us to get strong enough to beat him so... Piccolo told him there are plenty of people to kill on the planet. His answer was killing everyone in an instant."Jesus H. Christ that is BAD!Is the Buu inside you capable of the same thing?That's... a terrifying thing to contemplate."So we had to wish back the planet and then Goku wished away most memories of Buu.Both so that Mister Buu can live in peace after he fully became good and so that people won't have to remember what happened.But I can tell you what little we remember-""I'm not sure I want it anymore...""He was freakishly tall, easily towering above even Piccolo-""And he had a freakish temper."Yamcha adds to Krillins description."He felt almost like... a very, VERY evil child, doing as he pleased and throwing a tantrum anytime someone did not do as he pleased!""That freak delighted in causing as much destruction as possible.And the suffering of others only served as entertainment to him.It's not a stretch to say that he was pure, unadulterated EVIL."And Tien finishes things up.That... does not surprise you.As horrific as it all sounds, the sad reality is that all those qualities could be observed inside YOUR Buu as well.He was like a child that felt delighted as he could stomp on a sandcastle someone else made.But even then this... thing... there is something else.Exterminating everyone with one vicious attack? That goes beyond mere instinct. There was an intellect there.While your Buu was more like a force of nature, as horrific as that might be, he had no malice as the concept was beyond him.This one though.... yes, evil is a good way of describing it.
"What sort of depraved, sick mind would MAKE something like that?"The thought just sorta slips out as you try to imagine the person responsible for twisting an already dangerous entity into such an avatar of destruction."Sadly we can't really help you.The guy responsible for that was Bibidi and he died millions of years ago.We only had the "pleasure" of meeting Babidi, his son or something. It's weird."Tien informs you."Hmmmm...And who might know a bit more about him then?"Krillin gives you a confused look."Quick question: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?""I'm interested in the one "creating" your Buu.Maybe it'd shed light on the origins of mine as well.""Weeeell...The only one who'd be able to help you would be the Supreme Kai.He was actually present when Buu wrecked the universe. In fact, he was the only survivor of the rampage."You shudder a little."Ugh... Shin?"Well at least THAT explains why he's so... horrid at his job.If he was still a novice when all his teachers got killed then it makes sense he's so... incompetent."Well if he's not good then you could try the Elder Kai.He actually originally lived WAY before that whole thing happened... Allegedly.""Hmmmmm...">Okay! I think I'll pay them a quick visit.>Good to know. Maybe I'll hit them up someday>Other?
>>4161382>Good to know. Maybe I'll hit them up someday
>>4161382>When you said that Buu ate people, did you mean that he absorbed them? If so, how did you come back from that? Have you tried to see if you can get the supreme kais back from your Buu?
>>4161382>>4161407this and eventually>Okay! I think I'll pay them a quick visit.I'd like to see how this plays out and I don't think we have much else left to do here in universe 7
>>4161382>Okay! I think I'll pay them a quick visit.
>>4161382>>Okay! I think I'll pay them a quick visit.
>>4161307>Okay! I think I'll pay them a quick visit.
AlrightAs the last thing we do in this universe we visit the KaisSo put on your hard hats because we are meeting Shin the tard>writing
>>4161479Just make sure we don't touch him. We don't want to risk catching it.
>>4161498Just imagineOne touch and a -1 penalty to ALL future rolls due to contracting Jobber virusAnd it stacks
>>4161540Could we telekinetically use him as a weapon to inflict that debuff on our enemies?
>>4161548The Ultimate Bio-Weapon
>>4161548No.If you touch him with your mind instead it drains 10 IQ
"Okay, I've decided.I'm gonna pay them a quick visit before leaving. Now I'm kinda curious.Sorry for leaving early but I'll make it up for you a bit later with a good meal.""You promise?"Buu asks you."Promise.""Yeay!"He starts clapping."Wait! You mean to tell me you're just gonna waltz over to the Sacred World of the Kais?!"Yamcha reels back."Of course!I've been to mine before.And this universe is the mirror image of mine. A distorted image but still.So either it's in the same space or it's on the opposite end of the universe."Shutting your eyes you quickly focus, making your hair stand up and glow briefly.Mister Satan gets freaked out and starts screaming something about "another one" while Buu is simply "Oooooo"-ing with curiosity.As you transform you quickly spread your awareness through the universe and quickly scan the two areas you mentioned."There!"With a quick swipe you create a portal to the world and secretly hope you didn't just open a hole into the vacuum of space.But as the gateway is established a vibrant and lush planet appears before you which makes you let out a quiet sigh.Quickly you step through and close the door behind you.Before you can even get your bearings however you hear a voice calling out to you. It sounds angry."HEY! Who do you think you are?! Do you have any idea where this is?You have no place being on the Sacred World of the Kais!""Sorry sorry, I just-"You turn around and see a wrinkled old prune of a kai."Jeeeeheeesus Christ! HAHAHAHAHAH!Who are you? The intern, the janitor, the security guy or the guy way past retirement but doesn't want to leave?HAHAHAHAHAHHHAA!""Insolent mortal!HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME?!""Sorry! Sorry! SORRY!HAHAHAHAHAH! Oh god I can't stop laughing! Sorry but you're not the one I was expecting!"He winds up and throws a quick punch to dispatch you.Unfortunately for him you have no doubt in your mind that you can take him.Opening your palm you catch his hand and tightly wrap your fingers around his fist.A shockwave spreads out in a circle around you, making the lush grass sway gently.The red skinned guy is staring at you in abject horror as he can't move."W-Who are you?""That's enough Kibito! He's not an enemy.Welcome to our planet Eric of Universe 6. Though your presence is not one we expected, nevertheless we welcome you.""Hi Shin.""May I ask what's the occasion for such an... unusual visit?""Aren't you supposed to be Omniscient?So why don't you know why I'm here?""We were... preoccupied.So I wasn't even aware you're in our universe.""Okay-">I'm here to ask you some question>Where is the old guy? I came to see him>Sorry, I was just in the neighborhood and felt like saying Hi>Other?
>>4161613>>I'm here to ask you some question
>>4161613>I'm here to ask you some questions>Like first of all you are aware that you universe feels like a bonfire with a barrel of thermite inside it right?
>>4161613>I'm here to ask you some questionRespectfully ask if we can see the Elder Kai and ask him a few questions about the history of this universe.
>>4161613>>I'm here to ask you some question>>Where is the old guy? I came to see him
>>4161613>>Where is the old guy? I came to see him
>>4161613>I'm here to ask you some question
CuriousI thought you'd just jump straight to Old Kai>writing
"Well first of all, I'd like to get answers to a few questions and you seem like the guy to talk to.Are you aware that your entire universe feels like a barrel of thermite resting in a fire? It's not good!"*sigh*"Yes, we are aware. That's Friezas doing.As regrettable as it may be sadly we can't do much of anything about it.He's become too powerful to simply contain or get rid of...""Yeah but... how did it get to this?It couldn't have started out THIS bad!""I uh, I always took the stance of passive observation.Let the mortals do things on their own and learn from their own mistakes.""Bad move.""I had my reasons!I thought it would have no meaning if we simply handed the answers to lifes questions to them!If we forcibly removed beings like Frieza we would eliminate free will! We'd be nothing more than tyrants!Pardon my language but that's the territory of a Destroyer god!""And now your universe is on fire with billions suffering or dying at once...""I... I know.Look, I've made a mistake and I can't correct it anymore.Our only hope is that Friezas hubris will undo him sooner or later. That or Vegeta."Well the guy certainly looks and feels like he regrets his decision.Maybe someone sat down with him and explained what a dumbshit he was and how he didn't do his job."Listen man... I didn't mean to offend you. It's just that when I came here I almost threw up when I heard universe wide screams.""I know, it's just... that's a bitter pill to swallow for me as well.But somehow I doubt this is the only reason why you came here.So what can I help you with?""MASTER SHIN!"The red guy roars at him."Why do you let this interloper adress you so freely?"The wrinkly old guy has some spunk in him despite being clearly outclassed by you."He's an attendee of Lord Champa from Universe 6 Kibito. In a way he's the same rank as you.Now please, allow me to speak. Any matter brought to me by a resident of another universe is very important."The red guy walks away in shame and you smirk at Shin."Nice guy. A little hot headed but reliable.""Please forgive him.He's been on edge lately. We all are."
"I get what you mean.Anyway, mind if I ask you a question? It's more like a request really.""Ask away.Not like I got anything better to do. And it's good to finally take a break from all the lectures.My esteemed predecessor is... very adamant about educating me..."Something he needs you bet."Okay, so I've heard you dealt with Majin Buu in the past before-""Don't even remind me...That was one of the most horrific times the galaxy has endured.If you think Frieza is bad then you don't want to imagine what he was like. At least Frieza wants people to live in the universe so he can rule them.Buu exterminated more people in his rampage than the entire Cold bloodline combined.""That bad?""Worse.Imagine Gods dying in war, entire galaxies consumed in fire.All because of one monster and his creation.""Wait... you mean Buu or Bibidi?""Bibidi the wizard.He was the one who unleashed and controlled Buu."Okay, now you're getting somewhere."Really? How?He was that powerful?""Hardly but he was crafty.He had a spell with which he could seal Buu when he didn't need it.Then all he had to do is transport him to somewhere that he wanted destroyed and awakened him.""What happened to him?""I don't know how much you heard.Are you aware of how Buu got pacified?""I've been informed.""Well after all that was done Buu became more obedient, Bibidi got careless.I managed to intercept him when he sealed his monster and ended his life once and for all!"Damn. He really did that? Huh.Maybe he's not so useless after all."That is... until I realized he had a "successor" in Babidi."There we go."That part doesn't concern me.I wanna know how some... GUY managed to make something like that.""Ah, I see you're interested in the origins of your own Majin Buu.Very well, I'll share with you what I know but it may not leave you satisfied.Basically I don't know how Bibidi created Buu. All I know is that through some arcane methods he forged the creature into its original state out of pure evil energy.Sadly I can't divulge more than that because frankly, that's all I know.">Well not like I expected much. So alchemical homunculus. Got it>Can I get a second opinion on that?>Other?This will effectively decide what Buus origin was. The first option is that Bibidi just made him
>>4161757>>Can I get a second opinion on that?
>>4161757>Can I get a second opinion on that?I wonder if Janemba is sort of the same thing as Buu.
>>4161757>Can I get a second opinion on that?
>>4161767Seeing how the votes are goingNo but also yes
>>4161767Since so many villains are "bad energy gains sentience" that would also make Hirudegarn and the Shadow Dragons sorta Buus too
HmmI wonder if we could learn the Kaioshin instant teleport in Majin mode.It's superior instant transmission.
>>4161757Still glad that we talked with Shin first at this rate we might actually get him to do a better job from now on.
>>4161802Erm... wasn't Hirudegarn sentient by default?He was described as a Demon God that purified people by eating their bad energyAnd he only started rampaging after the sorceres started fucking with him
>>4161825Really? I remembered it being just a magic statue people put bad energy in, that inevitably went wrong because of course it does.
>>4161831I don't know anymoreI read his wiki page and there is so much contradictory shit in thereBut that might be due to Fugimation meddling
>>4161837Okay I'm just gonna forget about this and won't devote any more brainpower to trying to decipher thatI'm not even planning on using Hirudegarn in any capacity anywaySo...>writing
"Mmmm-hmmm, mmmm-hmmmm...Very interesting. So you're saying it really was just some random guy who did it huh?Curious-""HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"A new voice screams and makes Shin cringe."Oh no...""Did you really just try to sneak away from your responsibilities young whipper snapper?Not on my watch you don't!"As the old and decrepit Kai approaches his weakened eyes spot you."Oh my... well that certainly explains it.""Elder..."You nod at him."Well well well, if it isn't the future bane of our existence.I see you've not been shying away from training."Elder Kai then shifts his eyes around to his younger colleague."You could learn a thing or two from the mortals young man!"Then he turns back to you."Anyway what are you doing he-OOoooohohoooo!What is that in your neck? Well I'll be, if it isn't a genuine Namekian N-word pass! Why I haven't seen one of those in aeons!Where did you get one?""It was given to me. By Dende.""Moving up in the world huh?What? Chef not enough for you? Now you wanna be foreign dignitary between universes?""N-No, not really.I just came here for a job and I've been exploring since then.""Hmmmm... and what is it that you're looking for exactly?"You explain to him the reason you came to the planet and share with him what Shin disclosed.The old, wrinkly god just scoffs at this."Bah! Don't listen to a thing he says! If he knew what he was talking about the Supreme Kai of Time would've asked HIM for assistance and not me!""W-Wait, you know Chronoa?""Know her? Young man I tried to get in her panties back when I didn't look like an old prune! But that's a story for another time.Yes I do know her, I'm fairly important you know! And fairly knowledgeable to boot!""You mean you know something Shin doesn't?""Many things in fact. The guy is a green horn!But forget about that! You wanna know about Buu? Well I might be able to help.You see... not even the Gods know exactly what he is.""Y-Yeah, I noticed.Kinda freaks me out as well.""Good. It should. It's something even I wish I didn't know.""But... if the other gods don't know it, then how do you?""Heeeheeee... Do you really think I look like this because I'm old?I'm probably younger than Shin here."You blink at him a few times in your confusion."You see I was in an unfortunate accident with a uuuuh... potara ring that left me disfigured.I got fused with an old hag against my will that made me look like this. But in turn I learned many great and secret abilities in addition to forbidden knowledge!So sit down boy before you fall on your ass on your own!"
>>4161937>complimented the gains>peeped the N-Word passBased Kai
"Y'see... I may have been sealed away in a Z-Sword when the whole Bibidi thing happened but that does not matter.Such an amateur could NEVER have made something like Buu. There is nothing a sorcerer can create that surpasses him in power. Even the mighty Dragon Balls fall under that rule, and the one guy who managed to break that rule got promoted to the status of God immediately by Zeno himself!No... Bibidi did nothing. This goes way back!""What do you mean?""There are hushed whispers among the practitioners of the dark arts, secrets so terrible not even the most depraved minds dare to seek them out.The old hag I fused with knew these tales very well and I suspect... so did Bibidi. I believe that fool did not create Buu, rather he brought him into our universe and gave him shape."You stare intently at the Kai as he continues."You see, according to legend there is a force so terrible, so ancient it predates everyone and everything short of Zeno himself.A great, primordial force so terribly powerful no man could ever hope to wield it. Some even speculate... it's sentient.""Wait... you want to tell me that Buu... predates the universe?""Exactly, there is no other explanation.No matter what universe you visit, you won't find another thing like Buu... well, except another Buu.And I can assure you no Kai made that thing that's for damn sure!""So then-"You begin to speculate."Bibidi actually meddled with it? And he formed Buu out of this force?""Not... quite.While I don't know for sure I suspect it's a bit more complex than that.I believe that fool conjured a portion of that primordial force into our universe and gave it a body to inhabit.He cast the power into a mold of his own design to restrict and hopefully control it. Obviously it didn't work out.""And in my Universe... someone else did?""Most likely.And since YOUR Destroyer actually does his job, I imagine he eradicated the one responsible for such a dangerous creation.But it's odd that Champa didn't destroy Buu itself-""He said he couldn't.That no matter how hard he tried Buu always returned.""Makes sense.If my speculation is correct and Buu is not of creation then a Destroyer has no dominion over it.The energy of destruction originates from Zeno. It obliterates anything He created. But Zeno did not make Buu...""So Champa threrw Buu in the Makai in the hopes of getting rid of him...Where he fought the demons until he got sealed away!""Sounds logical.If you can't kill it, imprison it.Be glad that your cat is not a lazy bastard like ours and solved that issue before it got bad!"You can't help but agree with the old kai.
Aaaaand I'm done with this thread.I hope this answers a few of your lingering questions nowI had to try and not give a concrete answer to some of them to avoid spoilersAnyway, I hope to see you guys soon.Whenever that may be
>>4161971Thanks for the run!
>>4161970>Buu's pure form is always that of a child>Zeno is a child>Presumably neither of them would have much luck destroying each otherWhat could this possible mean?
>>4162151Buu is just another non-euclidean kid playground in a playground beyond comprehension, the multiverse is Zeno's toy and Bibbidi being the retarded fuck he is decided to do a buzz light year impression and try to manipulate one of the other kids to help him achieve his goals. Zeno, Buu both of them a from a species of unimaginably powerful beings that take uncountable quadrillions of years to reach adulthood, at any moment Zeno's mom could call him back for dinner and he would snuff out all of the multiverses in an instant with the same level of concern that a kid would have turning off Minecraft for the night. Shit is fucked.
Yup that pretty much exactly what I imagined too and it is fucking terrifying
The best thing you can hope for is that Zeno remembers to save first, and gives enough of a shit to reload instead of starting a new game.
>>4163126And delete his favorite character*Looks at hand*Sun.. Wukong?
>>4162228Mom said it’s my turn to play with reality
For shiggles and/or future use:https://youtu.be/X7kcp4nfF48Truly an omen of menace.
Okay, so I was planning on running tomorrow but unfortunately if it's possible to screw with something then life will find a wayUnfortunately that means I'm only able to host a sesh on Thursday And to further add to the roadmap, how about we also pick Saturday?So unless anything unexpected happens these two days will do
>>4166995Got it boss, looking forward to Thursday
>>4169971ANON WEAR A FUCKING MASK THIS IS A CLEAN BOARD, DO YOU WANT TO GET US QUARANTINED? THEY ALREADY KICKED US OUT OF /tg/ QUICK, WASH YOUR KEYBOARD.>>4166995Thanks for letting us know Nega-som, see you then.>>4164338Oh god the two Zeno's are brothers aren't they?
>>4170120You’ll be infected too!
>>4169971Coofing is strictly verboten by the order of the commandantPlease report yourself Oglimskiy for "processing" immediately
"It's all just a theory though." The elderly kai says. "For all I know that pink blob might just be a sentient piece of gum and we're overthinking it." "True. We have no way to prove or debunk it. But the pieces fall so neatly in place it's just too hard to ignore." "Regardless of what the case might be one thing remains true. Whatever he is Buu is dangerous force no matter what universe he's from. So I hope you have no ill intentions with him young man!"You just shake your head. "Wouldn't dream of it. I've... seen with my own eyes what sort of devastation can be wrought on the multiverse by individual assholes. Even if it's as pointless as pissing in the wind, I'd rather stand on the opposite side of history." "Hmph. Good to hear there's at least ONE sensible person in existence." You continue your pleasant little conversation with the wise god about the never ending nonsense of the universe for a little while longer as you both ignore Shin standing next to you. And the young kai seems to not mind at all as he seems quite consumed by some stray thought until he suddenly erupts. "That's it!" "GAH! Don't scare me like that Shin!" His elder scoffs. "Uuuh... what did you figure out now?" "Something that's been bugging me for a while now! All this talk about Buu reminded me of something!" The young god then turns to you and with his hands clenched into fists and raised to his chest he looks at you with great determination. "Eric! Do you think you could somehow merge with our universes Majin Buu?!" "Huh? Where did that come from?" "Just tell me! Can you or can you not?" "I honestly don't know. Why?" "If your Buu and ours originate from the same place then you may be able to merge with him if temporarily! And maybe you could bring back the Supreme Kais that died by his hand!">I mean I could give it a try I guess >Hold on... why do you need ME to bring them back? Why not just wish them back with the Dragon Balls? >That sounds... remarkably foolish and dangerous! So no. >Other?
>>4170475>wouldn't that mean that buu could go evil again?
>>4170475>That sounds... remarkably foolish and dangerous! So no.>Hold on... why do you need ME to bring them back? Why not just wish them back with the Dragon Balls?Different wording: "Or, and hear me out here, that could be a really bad idea. Even if they could fuse, there's no guarantee it could be undone afterwards, or that I'd be anything but a tiny voice in the back of their heads. So, uh, no. Not without more gurantees. The Super Dragon Balls are probably a better idea if you can get them together."
>>4170475>I mean I could give it a try I guess>Hold on... why do you need ME to bring them back? Why not just wish them back with the Dragon Balls?Mention how our buu doesn't like their Buu
>>4170475>>Hold on... why do you need ME to bring them back? Why not just wish them back with the Dragon Balls?
>>4170475>Hold on... why do you need ME to bring them back? Why not just wish them back with the Dragon Balls?
Oh and I hope nobody tries to be funny and coof againYou have no god damn idea how hard it is to breathe in this bird skullHere's hoping that the bull fetishes are enough to keep the coof plague away
You pause and put a finger in front of your mouth in contemplation.Ideas and questions simply flood your mind as you try to process what the Supreme Kai just said."Okay... there is a lot to unpack here.You want me, to use my connection with my Majin Buu to connect to yours, right?""Yes. That's correct.""Now... suppose it actually works and I manage to "resurrect" your friends.What happens afterwards? Didn't Elder Kai just say that their influence is what made Buu what he is now?Wouldn't taking them out revert him to being evil?"Comprehension dawns on Shin as he realizes the possibility of Buu returning to his original state."Oh no-""Don't get your panties in a twist just yet!"But his superior is quick to calm him down."Don't forget about the details. Majin Buu is not the same being he was back then!""That's right!He's a pure hearted being now!""I don't follow-"You respond."How does that stop him from going rogue again?""Simple.The original Majin Buu that he was simply does not exist now. Mister Buu split from his evil side.After the fission this entity simply doesn't have the evil inside him to return to his former self, he's incomplete. Not to mention his evil side also ceased to exist.While you have the right idea, as a change is certain to transpire, it's simply not possible for him to revert to his original state, not at his full power at the very least.Plus the things he experienced and learned shaped him, those would stay.""But the question is, would he change for the better?""Exactly."The old kai nods."While it's true that he's a pure hearted being, that doesn't necessary exclude the ability to commit bad things.Even a gentle, child like creature is capable of causing quite a lot of mayhem out of negligence if nothing else.""So yeah! That's one concern of mine!The second one is: My Buu hates the guts of your Buu, and I mean he LOATHES him.I don't fully get why but when they met, mine went straight for the throat and almost killed him!""W-Well, that is true!"Shin answers."But with your presence there-""Hold on!I'm not in CHARGE of Buu.I'm his landlord and he has plenty of autonomy. I'm glad I can rein him in MOST of the time!If those two merge and somehow form a cohesive whole I won't be anything more than a nagging voice in his subconscious! HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT'S IN THERE?!It's MASSIVE!"
With enough mental preparation and the support of our buu, I'm down for absorbing other buu
>>4170634Operation: Cuck Uub?
"And finally, why do you even need ME in the first place?Why not just resurrect them with the Dragon Balls?"The two kais gave you a gloomy look."Oh... oh no.""Yes, we tried that young man.Afraid nothing short of the Super Dragon Balls themselves will suffice for this one.We tried resurrecting them at once but the dragon said he can only resurrect multiple people if they all died within a year.Then we attempted doing them one by one with both dragons, nothing. Sadly Buus magic is simply more powerful than what a mere guardian could produce.""Wait... wouldn't that mean the Super Dragon Balls also won't work?!""Impossible! The power of those balls is quite literally infinite!They are even capable of undoing the actions of Lord Zeno himself, they are THAT powerful!Sadly... with them being scattered between our two dimensions and them being hogged by the Destroyers all the time we have no hope of ever using them.""Damn... And Zeno promoted the guy to Godhood for inventing those things?Huh... neat. Luckily he's not the kinda god we imagined or he'd have killed the guy on the spot for blasphemy.""Oh yes, Zalama was very talented. A genius in fact.Though the namekians try to imitate they are but pale copies of the original.""Hmmmm...Anyway-">You mentioned Buus other half dying. Can't imagine Hell being happy about that. How are they containing him?>Might wanna pay that guy a visit sometime in the future>Like I wanted to say, my answer is a pretty certain: No (leave the conversation)>Other?
>>4170670>You mentioned Buus other half dying. Can't imagine Hell being happy about that. How are they containing him?
>>4170670>You mentioned Buus other half dying. Can't imagine Hell being happy about that. How are they containing him?This plan of Shin to recover the other Kais seems a bit dangerous, at the least.
>>4170670>>You mentioned Buus other half dying. Can't imagine Hell being happy about that. How are they containing him?
I'm down for the plan if we ask buu first, maybe tell him that if we do it fat buu could stop being dumb
>>4170670>You guys need to learn how to request something from a destroyer. You have to soften them up first...with food, of course. A full course meal works best. Then you make your requests. I think you'd be able to get the super dragonballs from Beerus that way.
>>4170696>>You guys need to learn how to request something from a destroyer. You have to soften them up first...with food, of course. A full course meal works best. Then you make your requests. I think you'd be able to get the super dragonballs from Beerus that way.supporting this
>>4170670>>4170696>>4170706Throw in that actually having enough Kai to go around would likely help U7’s mortal level
A'ight>>4170696This garnered enough attention to consider alongside >>4170676Time for a vote fusion dance
>>4170748I'm fine with that. Time to school these Kais in the art of bribing the shit out of a Destroyer.
"If it's not clear I'm not going to get wound up in this crazy scheme. Because I don't see any scenario where this would work out!But really, you guys need to learn how to communicate with your destroyer better!""Bah!Communicate? With Beerus? Impossible!"That's the first time you actually heard this guy being unreasonable."I tried doing that once and you know what happened? We had an argument about something trifling and he locked me away in the Z-sword for SEVENTYFIVE MILLION YEARS!And I only got out because that oaf Goku broke the damn thing!"Ouch."W-Well, I see how that might make dealing with him a bit erm... difficult.What did you argue about that got him so mad?""It's irrelevant! But I assure you it wasn't a serious matter and his reaction was that severe!"If you had to bet it involved the old kais porn stash or he had the balls to call out Beerus and his bad tendencies in front of his peers."So yeah, fat chance of that ever happening! The only reason he didn't outright kill me is because of his life bond.I don't even want to begin how bad his habits got after he had 75 million years to laze around...""And I assume you don't even have the courage to step up to him Shin.""What?! Absolutely not!Lord Beerus is incredibly volatile!""Thought so.But I didn't actually mean "talking" to him about your problems. I meant bribery.""Huh?""Eh?""In my experience the best way of getting on the good side of a destroyer and getting him to do favors for you is... appealing to his worst side.Champas case was simple: He loves his tummy. And from what I gathered Beerus is the same.Have you ever tried, I dunno... feeding him a full course, five star meal and ask him for stuff when he's in a food coma?"The two kais stare at you in utter disbelief before the wrinkled prune turns to his younger counterpart."D-Did that ever occur to you?""N-no... and now that he mentions it the Earthlings seem to have a decent sway over Lord Beerus.T-True he doesn't always do as they ask but he's much more cooperative nowadays and he DOES give them a decent amount of leeway..."
"How did it not occur to you to use the one thing he craves as much as a good fight against him I'll never understand.Perhaps your mutual distaste for the man has blinded you to the possibility, perhaps you didn't want to appease him.It doesn't matter. But you should learn a thing or two from your creations...""Indeed...It seems my hubris got the better of me.I'll... see what I can do. Maybe gather some of the best chefs in the universe and-""Oooh oooh! I know!How about we get the Supreme Kai of Time to cook for us?She's the oldest kai that there is and she claims to be a great cook! With that much experience she-""NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!""NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"After you manage to scream the soul out of Shin for being a fucking idiot who knows nothing you take a moment to calm down and look at the old kai once more as a lingering question begins to bug you."By the way old man... you mentioned how Buu got killed. I assumed he went to hell since he was such a dickhead.How did they manage that? The Makai could barely contain mine so I can't imagine they had an easy job of it.""Oh they didn't.Which is why King Yemma decided to take the easy way out.""Hmmm?""Goku and company have been dumping quite a few ones at him but he could handle most of them.Even Frieza after he got a heck of a lot stronger. But the magical monster was just too much for him, he couldn't contain it.So he decided to fulfill one of Gokus wishes.""His... wish?""Yes. It was quite convenient that he made it.He asked for Buu to be reborn as a good person so they could fight again."Wot."W-w-w-w-w-wait! Whaddayamean reborn?!""Isn't it obvious?Majin Buu got a second... or rather, first shot at life.He got the rare blessing of being absolved of his sins and resurrecting as a newborn human.His name is now Uub and we've been keeping a close eye on him ever since.Luckily he's nothing like his past self, in fact he has no recollection of it."
And unfortunately I have to call it off here.This thread ended up... very shitty from my standpoint because I couldn't put my all into itThat sucks but not much I could do about it. My parents are with me because they don't want to go back home after work so they don't give imouto the coofSorry about thatAnyway, I'll try my best to repay you with Saturdays session
>>4170956Thanks for the run!
>>4170956>This thread ended up... very shitty from my standpoint because I couldn't put my all into itAhh the thread was fine don't beat yourself up about it too much.
>>4170956Eh, I thought it was alright. The idea of Vegeta flashing Super Saiyan 3 is so good that it sucks we'll never see that animated. And I like all this talk about Buu.
>>4171148>>4171294I'm glad you didn't find it that badBut I have my own standards regarding my own work and I get pissy when I can't meet themWhatever, here's hoping tomorrow will be better
>>4172992Yeah I can understand that. I'll do my best to be there as well.
Your head is spinning from the deluge of information."H-How does that work? Is he pink on the inside? Was he cast in a mold?Is his body malleable? Or or or!""Slow down young man! Try to breathe a little.It's nothing crazy like that! To put it bluntly, though he's not necessarily human he's the closest thing you have to kin I bet, since you yourself are no longer merely human.He was made like you, with some baby batter and a bun in the oven.Underneath his skin is traditional flesh and bones, his heart beats and pumps blood like yours. In body, mind and spirit he's all but human.Only his soul is different from yours.""A-And there were no complications?!""Sure there were! He was unruly as a baby and a wildchild in the beginning.But in a strange twist his quite difficult upbringing helped him calm down. From hardship he learned humility, kindness, love and everything else that is human.That is why I said he's the same as you in spirit. For all intents and purposes, he inherited what is yours.How that will affect him in the future is... hard to say. But for the time being he's doing fine."The old kai then produces a crystal ball from behind his back."Care to take a look?">No... Thanks but no>Yes>Other?
I posted early because I gotta bake banana bread in the backgroundIf nobody shows up in an hour we'll wait for 2 instead, so don't worry I won't be dead
>>4174466>YesOh hey we might also get to see King Chappa before he passes.
>>4174474Is it actually canon that Chappa trained him or just fan canon?
Well that's a decisive YesBut I don't know about King Chappa...>writing
>>4174521You could probably treat him like a Hercule tier Bao; he’s a vaguely ascetic warrior, except with a wife and kids. His schtick is that his signature move is moving his arms fast enough that it looks like he’s got eight of them. Chappa training Uub is Toyotaro shit, but hardly the worst thing ever.
For a few painful moments you just stand there and contemplate whether or not it'd be wise to agree to that.But your mounting curiosity eventually leads you to a meek nod."Yes.""Good, good!Then gather 'round children, because we're about to see something interesting!You too Shin! You should make it a habit to check on important mortals from time to time!"Elder Kai does a lotus sit and places the orb in front of him.Both of you follow suit and peer into the crystal as an image appears inside.A great island appears from a birds eye view and it gets progressively larger as the image zooms in.Oddly enough you seem to pull away from the larger body and instead focus on a much smaller island south of it.It appears to be a remote and insignificant little speck, a singular entity in an irrelevant archipelago.Despite looking green, as you get closer it becomes apparent that there isn't much vegetation beside grass there."That's... that's quite remote-"You observe."Indeed.See those little specks there? Each one is a small village, each less prosperous than the one before it.If the place was just a bit more fertile they'd go for each others throats for sure. But luckily for them they are simply so poor it's not worth fighting for what little scraps they possess.""A-Are you saying that they are starving down there?""Indeed.Famine is not uncommon there, the land itself is very poor and so the villagers have to sweat quite a lot just so they don't starve.Luckily their situation is not quite bad enough for people to die, but you can't say they have pleasant lives."The image now zooms in enough for you to see the people down there."See how skinny they are? Their warriors are the ones most well off and the only thing you can say about them is that they are not malnourished.""Wait... you said they don't war with each other.So why do they have warriors?""Tribal rituals mostly.And they double as hunters.A dangerous profession but a necessary one."
>>4174533It's actually pretty neat, not gonna lieBut I just never heard of it before
"But such a hard life also has its... advantages, such as the people managing to survive there becoming quite hardy.If I recall correctly one village even produced a mighty warrior that even won the World Martial Arts Tournament once.""Wait! If he won then why doesn't he help the villages?"Shin asks a... surprisingly valid question."He does, but only just.I think he believes it'd make his people weak.A strange view to be sure but... he does help. If I recall correctly he also frequently scouts the villages for potential apprentices.No doubt he'll find the young boy sooner or later.Speaking of which-"You finally find your target. A young boy, couldn't be more than five carrying who's presumably his younger brother or sister on his back while also carrying two buckets of water over his shoulders.His dark skin glistens with sweat as he tries to calm down his crying sibling."That's him?""Yes. His name is Uub.""Buu backwards?I hope that's a coincidence...""I have no idea.But I wouldn't be surprised if he influenced his parents as a baby, even if subconsciously.""He seems so... unassuming."What's more interesting is that your Buu doesn't appear to have nearly as strong of a reaction to him as he did with the other Buu.Is he not bothered by him or does he not acknowledge him as "Buu"?"He helps his parents with work in the fields, carries water, watches out for his siblings and even defends his village from wild animals.Though he can't access the mighty power residing within him, he's strong enough to be considered not only the mightiest warrior of his village but the entire island.He even beat up a lion with his bare hands at one point when it threatened one of his four siblings."Old Kai then looks at you expectantly."So? What do you think?">I'm glad he got a chance for a life, even if it's a shitty one>I wouldn't mind fighting him at one point!>I suggest you keep paying attention to him. Whatever happens to him, he's still a Majin on the inside>Must. Resist. Urge. To. Adopt!>Other?
>>4174553>I'm glad he got a chance for a life, even if it's a shitty one
>>4174553>I'm glad he got a chance for a life, even if it's a shitty one"If anything is going to help settle Buu, it’s gonna be learning empathy. Just be sure to keep an eye on him."
>>4174553>>Must. Resist. Urge. To. Adopt!and this>>4174571
>>4174589He's already got parents so it would actually be kidnapping
>>4174596That is why we have to resist it.Also>Implying that it doesn't mean bringing his family as well
>>4174571>>4174561A'ight, not too many votes came but that's okayI'll just use these>writing
"I'm glad that he got himself a proper life, even if it's a shitty one.Definitely better than having none at all.""Hmmmm...An interesting position to take.Personally I think being driven by pure instinct would be rather liberating.""I mean if anything's gonna help Buu settle down it's learning empathy.And nothing helps you with that more than experiencing a bit of misery yourself."Then you shoot the two kais a rather serious and borderline threatening look."Just make sure you keep an eye on him! Trust me, you'll rue the day when he experiences true suffering!So do your job as gods for once and make sure that doesn't happen!"Shin almost looks like he's about to say something but his elder shuts him off before he says anything stupid like "We don't interfere with mortal lives"."We'll do our best, don't you worry. Dende is already keeping a close eye on him alongside Goku and a few others."You nod."Good.""Well, he IS the reincarnation of a great elemantal of evil!Don't sell us that short you whippersnapper! I've been doing some backbreaking work ever since I got unsealed!Give me some credit.""Of course.I just meant that as a warning since it seems to be the norm with you Supreme Kai.""Bah!You should be glad it's not the opposite!Can you imagine how bad the multiverse would be if we micro managed everything! If we went around smothering the Friezas of the world in their crib people would call us tyrants and devils!Hell, we just have to look at the one example of a "proactive" Kai. Trust me, this is better.""Hmmm? What's that?""Nothing, nothing! Don't worry about it."He waves you off nonchalantly but judging by Shins reaction it IS something to worry about."Anyway, that's sadly all I can share about Buu with you. This is literally all we know.Is there anything else you'd like to ask or can you finally stop soiling our sacred planet? Seriously, this is not some diner you intergalactic maniacs can go in and out of as you please!">Yes (Ask him something else)>No, thanks for all your help Supreme Kai>Other?
>>4174663>No, thanks for all your help Supreme Kai
>>4174663>>No, thanks for all your help Supreme Kai
K>writing>>4174708Oh sheep! You're back! Hi
Anyway, it looks like we exhausted the options with the Kais and... pretty much everywhere elseWhat do you fellas say about going back home?Or do you have anything else you're interested in doing?
>>4174729Heading home sounds fine.
>>4174729let's go home lads
>>4174721Never left just got a difrent computer then forgot to put the name back.
"Nah.I think that's my curiosity sated.Thanks for all the help Supreme Kai!""You're welcome.Though it'd be appreciated if you warned us the next time you dropped in.At least let us preserve some of our dignity as gods. Please?""Afraid I can't promise that.I have a bad habit of popping in and out of places at random. It's compulsive and I can't help it.Sadly being able to teleport does not help.""Well at least pretend to put in the effort, okay?""That I can do."After that little exchange you give the two kais a bow and thank them for their time.Before you leave you even give Kibito, Shins aide a little apology for your intrusion and then promptly open a portal back to Earth where you find the other humans hanging out and drinking lemonade in Mister Satans crib.Luckily Buu is behaving much better now, mostly because the fat one is off somewhere stuffing his face with sweets.Apparently it was Marks idea so you don't pop off accidentally... again.Similarly with the gods you give each of them your regards and another apology for Satan who's more than happy with that and he only makes a few badly veiled attempts at persuading you that MAYBE it'd be better if you didn't show up here again.At least until you manage to get a better grip on your Buu situation.You wish them all the best and ask them to give Vegeta and Goku your regards.When all of that is said and done you finally raise your little arcane pendant and attempt to make use of it.Focusing on the emblem, you use it as a focal point while visualizing your little planet in Champas realm and create a portal with it.Though it's a bit unwieldy and definitely unusual to use, it does what it says on the tin and a gateway opens up to your home.Stepping through the event horizon you give the others a little nod before closing it shut.You look around the place to take in the scenery and take a deep breath.Yeap, Earth is good but there is no place like home. Even its smell is making you feel welcome.Looking up at the main planet you can't quite tell if the other destroyers are still there but things definitely wound down since you left.The party might be ending.>Go and check on the party>Go to Champas planet but steer clear of him for now>Just stay home and get some rest. That was more exhausting than you expected>Other?
>>4174823>Go and check on the party
>>4174823>>Go and check on the party
Ooooo-hohokay!Let's just do a quick little roll thenBest of 4 as usualDC:10 Crit: 20>writing
Rolled 17 (1d21)>>4174878
Rolled 1 (1d21)>>4174878
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>4174878
Rolled 16 (1d21)>>4174884>>4174878Fuck, wrong dice. Rerolling.
Rolled 7 (1d21)>>4174878!
Rolled 3 (1d21)>>4174878
Rolled 7 (1d21)>>4174878
Okay a pass.That's good, that means you only get whacked once
>>4174880Well I guess it has wisibly wound down or we visibly look tired. Anyways atleast we avoided that with a normals sucsess.
Well you did leave the whole "party your boss threw" pretty quickly.It'd be best to check back on them and see how it all went down.Rather than going to sleep, you open another portal leading to the main planet because fuck flying that distance.As soon as you step through however you feel a prick in the back of your head signaling you for danger and lean forward.Almost immediately afterwards a loud wooshing sound passes over your head which is followed by an even louder crash as one of the rather thick wooden tables explode in a shower of splinters.Cauliflas hand sticks out of the big pile of rubble and twitches awkwardly as she coughs and groans."Dodging... is... not fair...""Neither is dropkicking someone as a greeting."Just as you say that however a hand rises up behind you and with an imperceptible might it comes down on you like the wrath of heaven itself.Feeling an immense weight descend on your shoulders you collapse into a crater."Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow"Champa leers over you and gives you an annoyed look."Okay... Disappearing from my party I can understand and might overlook just because you set the whole thing up in the first place.But coming back smelling like my brother? BOY you're just asking for a beating!""F-Fuck you-""Whadidya say?You want another?""N-No...""Okay!Then stand up, shut up and get cleaning!"Managing to get back on your feet after only through the application of considerable effort you groan to yourself."That's gonna leave a mark!"Stretching your back you look at Champa who's busy washing the orange paint out of his fur with a wet towel."So... how was the party anyway?""Good. Quitela didn't jump in the cheese dip thanks to the chili.Mule got quite butthurt over my superior gaming rig!""You mean MY superior rig?""Don't sweat the details.So... yeah! I'd say it was a stellar success.""Correct me if I'm wrong but does that mean every time two destroyers get together, no matter what they do it's just a giant dick measuring contest?""Pretty much, yeah."Champa then looks up as if he just remembered something."Oh and by the way, you're under house arrest for an undetermined amount of time starting today.""WHAT?Why?!"
I think he found out about us meeting zeno.
"It's for your own good.You've been going around a bit much lately. That has to stop.""Okay... no, it's not okay!But WHY?""Remember that whole thing about us surpassing their trash universe?That whole deal about our score rising?""Yeah, why?""I know that rat like the back of my hand.Just imagine the most slimy, underhanded thing you can at any given situation and you'll know what he's up to.So now that he's seen you he probably put two and two together and realized you're my new secret weapon.The second you leave my planet he's gonna send assassins after your ass. So no playing hookie again!""Can he do that?! Is that even allowed?Interfering with another Gods... another UNIVERSES business?""Of course not.But Quitela knows how to cover his tracks.Naturally he won't mess with me personally however!It's all really for your benefit Eric! So you better show some gratitude."Champa then points at the ground."Now enough questioning. Get cleaning! Oh and... I think the monkey is still stuck in the mess she made.Do pull her out, okay?"Making your way over to Caulifla you grab her by the hand and pull her out of the ground."You really need to cut that out.It was funny the first few times but now everyone expects it and all you do is hurt yourself."She shakes the wood chips out of her hair and grins at you."Sooner or later you'll drop your guard and it'll be the funniest thing in the universe!"Then she turns to look at Champa."By the way, what the fuck is that about? Are you just gonna let that happen?">Yes. At least for a little while until things die down>Of course not! You think that rat can send anyone scarier than Hit or me? I don't think so>Other?
>>4175004>>Of course not! You think that rat can send anyone scarier than Hit or me? I don't think soIdiots, your opposition only makes us stronger.
>>4175004>Yes. At least for a little while until things die down
>>4175004>>Yes. At least for a little while until things die down
>>4175004>Yes. At least for a little while until things die down>We don't need to do the cleaning ourselves I got two slaves to do that now.
>>4175004>Yes. At least for a little while until things die down>To be fair I probably would have stayed for a while either way. Got to make shure the 2 get a fair shot at redemption. Don't want to mess up after getting this deal from Zeno.
>>4175086>Also... GIRLS I GOT SOME U7 TAIL LORE!
Laying low it isWith some uuuuh... added slave breaking>writing>>4175087Fear not doctor... that comes later
"I think I will.To be honest I had my fair share of adventuring for a while now.Were it not for that dickcheese Cabba I wouldn't have gone now either.Speaking of which, is that cumstain still here?""He's inside the palace, getting all lovey-dovey with your sister.Yuck!""Why does that disgust you? We do the same-""Yes but this physique looks good on me while it makes Cabba look like a twink.""Touché.""Anyway, enough about that creep.Let's do as Champa says so he doesn't bonk you over the head again.Come on I'll help-""Actually there's no need.I got a few new s... prisoners with jobs! Is Hit here?""Hmmmm? Oh yeah.He wanted to tell Champa something but he didn't feel like interrupting three destroyers.I think he's at his usual spot.""Sweet. I'll go and get them-"After a quick little pop you take the two demons off of Hit and good thing too because it looked like they were kinda getting on his nerves already.So you leave the assassin so he can have his "me time" and take the two back to meet the boss."Alright guys, this is the place. Now I don't want much, just help with the clean-up that's all."As you give orders to the two Caulifla raises her shaking fist and only barely manages to contain her rage."A... french maid.... and a gimp in skin tight leather...Eric Asulf... did you go to a fetish shop and buy sex workers? Because I swear to ZENO I-""No! NONONONONONONONO!Nothing like that! E-Erm Lord Champa! Pay attention please!""Huh?What's that? And who are these two weirdos?I'm okay with more staff but not... those kinds of people. We got standards here! No degenerates!"He starts sniffing the air."And are these fucking DEMONS?! Did you really just bring demons to my world?!""But I already did...""Sala is an exception because she's polite, stays out of sight and smells like strawberries!These two feel like sin! Explain yourself!""E-Erm... well these two were our marks with Hit.We captured them alive for your brother but... Vados' brother had other ideas.They had to be taken to Lord Zeno himself because they broke the rules of the multiverse. They are time-breakers you see.""Z-z-z-z-z-z-"Champa goes pale."Did you just say ZENO?!"
>>4175230>"Did you just say ZENO?!""Yeah? Though they prefer it if I call them Zenny."
"Errrr yeah.We had to present them to Zenny and-""ZENNY?!""But it wasn't our idea! We were forced to.Unfortunately when we presented them they did not get executed on the spot.Instead Zen- *ahem* Lord Zeno decided to show them mercy. They have a deadline of 9 months to rehabilitate.If they can't do that they get erased.""Great! Just great!And now we're a prison!I hope you don't expect me to lift a finger regarding that matter because IF YOU DO-""No Lord Champa.I'll handle them. And they are not prisoners.Think of them as... free labor. They have to help because it's part of their rehabilitation.Our goal should be to facilitate their reformation. Besides, think of how good of a PR move that is.Zeno hears that we turned around the two most notorious time criminals in history? Imagine the manna raining down from the heavens!""Hmmmm you keep making good points, a quality of yours I can't decide I love or detest.But hey, it worked so far so I'm willing to give it a pass-""Oh and the best thing?They are from Beerus' universe. Imagine how big of a dunk it would be to solve his big problem and then presenting it to Zeno!""Okay I'm sold.Do whatchu want, just leave me out of it!""Thanks Champa!"With that you turn around to the two demons and start giving them instructions."Okay, listen up! Your assignment is simple. Gather the garbage and take it home, it's the little planetoid there.You'll find a small wood house, take it in there. My kids will handle the rest.Ask them for a tour and they help you. But if they ask for anything you better respond!"Towas teeth are creaking so hard as she grinds them together it's honestly making you cringe."Y-yes..."She growls."Now now... what did we agree upon before?"This time she says it with ten times more murderous intent."Yes m a s t e r!""Good."You commend Towa by patting her on the head, much to Cauliflas chagrin.But it is a necessary step to completely breaking her. She hates it now but give it a thousand reps of headpats and by the time you finish she'll drench her panties if you as much as touch her.That's what bimeo james taught you."Okay then! Now that that's settled-"You turn to Caulifla."Hey... guess what!""What?"She grumbles."I also learned a bunch of stuff while I was in the Seventh."You sneak your hand to her hips and give her tail a tender little stroke."We gotta go to Kale."Then you lean in and whisper in her ear."Cause I got tail lore!"Her eyes start sparkling and all her irritation just evaporates.Yeah, you knew she'd like that.
That I think is good enough to stopWouldn't want to cut the Saiyan stuff in halfSo I hope you enjoyed this little session. I'm a bit more satisfied with this than the last oneI don't know when I can run next time, but I'm thinking sometime during the long weekend next week.Not planning on going anywhere during the holiday and I'd urge y'all to do the sameStay safe frens
>>4175323Good luck out there.
>>4175323Thanks for the run! Hope you stay safe in these interesting times.
>>4175305>We're mindbreaking the once all-powerful demon into willing subservience with the most insidious torture possible>HeadpatsYou know, between all cool stuff eric does and the fighting autism, sometimes I forget he was a memelord pizza boy once upon a lifetime ago. Some things never change in people no matter what happens to em.>>4175323Thanks Nega-som. Stay safe yourself, we'll see you next time man.
>>4175453I'm convinced Eric will just end up as Vulkan>Massive and deadly beast: FRIEND!>Something deadly to the touch: I would like to pet this creature>Literally any situation where he should've died: I LIVE
>>4176818>"ERIC LIVES!">STOMP STOMP
Rolled 69 (1d100)1,2,3,4. I declare a thumb a war.
>>4184648Little did they know that little after that declaration they would find themselves doming a alternate timeline demon THOT and forgot said number war.They knew not how they got there but one thing they knew for certain was... She was surprisingly vanilla in bed.
>>4184689>Towas only kink (beside skintight bodysuits) is screamjng Onii-chan in bedWho knew?
Okay my peeps! I got my little nap and I'm ready to go.As I promised I'll be doing shit during the long weekend, starting tomorrowMost definitely in a new thread
>>4185315Nice. See you then boss.
>>4186909Alright boys! Get in here!