Previous: >>36336OH SHIT NIGGER.As you stand upon the many fallen furries that you have brutally executed, you can't help but feel pride for what you've accomplished, and with good reason!Not only does this mean you are probably the most wanted man on furraffinity, but that your moral standing is either Chaotic Good, or Chaotic Evil, depending on who you ask.Either way you're pretty much an asshole.At any rate, you are ankle deep in furry carcass.>What will you do?
>>40921Shoot hoops with their heads.
>>40921Collect some lids!
Escape through the sewers, because that's perfectly fine for your broken leg.
>>41012Escape and go board a train that goes somewhere far.
Search the bodies for any objects of use and money
>>41012fuck me, he is still alive after two threadswhat sorcery is this
>>41012it's time to run
>>41026>>41044You spend a good 30-35 minutes looting everything in sight and end up walking away with a cool 40 bucks, a target sponsored medkit (which you patch your leg up with,) and a weekly news pamphlet.Your best plan of action right now would be to escape, who knows when the furry FBI will show up, and after what you've done, they'll be hot on your... tail.You hate yourself for making that joke and also accidentally saying it out loud again>where to and how?
>>41136Call the fucking FBI
>>41136The house, walk.
>>41136Alaska, then Russia. Good luck finding you in the middle of Siberia.
>>40921Please archive your threads in http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html.This dumb quest deserves to be preserved.
>>41136>>41175Remember that your FUCKING APARTMENT IS ON FIRE AND TAKE CARE OF THAT SHIT!!
>>41155Your call the furry FBI on yourself because you fucking hate what you've become.Sure enough, After a solid 3 minute wait they show up. They are now approaching rapidly and you have little time to think, you must escape.>what the fuck
>>41282Oh, right.Run, not walk, run.
>>41271I would if I new how, it 404's
>>41290Go back to your house and take a break. Who cares if it's on fire?
>>41290Check inventory for something to throw as a distraction.
>>41271>>41306I'm trying my best to save this shit but I have literally no idea where it wants me to replace these phrases, can someone else do it for the last 2 threads while I continue act 3?
>>41404I'm just gonna keep drawing and leave the archiving to whoever wants to.>>41327You open your inventory. The bagel seems to be glowing.you also equip your sunglasses and shades in preparation of the fight that may break out soon.>They Approach faster
>>41437walk over and do your best furry fbi impression/lower your shades slightly and look at them over the rims
>>41449You think back to all the wildlife programing you used to play in the background while you fapped. Maybe they might have some basic animalistic instincts still left in them?You flash them a mean stare hoping to ward off the upcoming attack by showing who's boss....It doesn't work.>perhaps the glowing item in your inventory will help
>>41509Take the glowing croissant and eat it.Then book it to the nearest train station. Only one thing can stop furries...
>>41437Throw the bagel at one of them and run home, calling them faggots. Don't worry, you can outrun them, if not than you deserve to die.
>>41509Go prone, their field of view is severely limited with those faggy costumes on and they won't be able to see you
>>41523You not only throw the bagel, but you also call them faggots.You miss, and the bagel instead flies into the road. where the Furry FBI chases it toThe light changes to green probably because of your mind powers or something.The Tumblr Bus™ fucking decimates them
>>41697For once, thank the Tumblr Bus for finally being useful. Now head home.
>>41697Go home and rejoice in your good deeds
>>41306>>41404I archived the threads. Don't forget to vote for them.
>>41723>>41736You thank Tumblr for accidentally being a total basket case in a good way this time and head home.You are now home.Looks like some people are still trying to put the fire out, and have left the door entirely unattended.>>41821thanky ou based anon>what do
>>41853Check if our qt neighbor is still alive.
>>41853Steal the firetruck you fucking madman.
>>41898Oh, right.You forgot to mention you already found her, she was just off screen.>should you even bother going inside?
>>41853Ask burning building if its doing alright, it doesn't look very good. Ask it if it needs any assistance.
>>42029Confess your feelings to her, then do:>>42063
>>42029Apologize for earlier and ask if she's all right.
>>42029>should you even bother going inside?No.
>>42029This is amazing OP. >Go down on one knee and offer her the dragon dildo like a knight offers his sword
>>42063>>42072She realizes that traumatic situations often spawn romantic relationships, and she knows they will usually end up failing.She nods when you tell her you're in love.You proceed to ask the building if it's alright, and try to rub your med kit against it to console it's quiet screaming.People in the fire truck laugh.>it hurts your feelings
>>42181Resist urge to pull gun on the fire truck.Ask neighbor if she'd at least like a bandaid. Or something for her eye.
>>42193Ask the firefighters if you can become one of them.
>>42193>>42239This. Either that or steal one of there hats.
>>42193Check party member's level, stats, and abilities.
>>42228>>42239>>42261You offer your neighbor a bandaid and she accepts.Both the fire-fighters and the building are touched by this action.The fire-fighters give you a junior fire fighter sticker which you proudly adorn your bag strap with.>check stats?
>>42359>YesMaybe she's a ninja and we can fight crime as Gunman & Ninja.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>42359Use Item key on her heart
>>42400You check her stats.She is your superior.you also attempt to stick your key in her chest and she giggles slightly at the attempt.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>42548Do a sick Rocky style training montage with her raising your power level over 9d1000
>>42548ask her for her name and then go and investigate the building
>>42548Properly introduce yourself properly and get her name.
>>42548Ask her name.
>>42548Introduce yourself and tell her you just realized you never got her name.Ask her if she wants to see if either of your stuff can be salvaged.
>>42584>>42592>>42597>>42600You ask for her name, definitely not so you can write it down later in your secret fanfic diary..She does not remember......>Roll D20. highest number with a legit name gets to name her
>>42676I just realized I brutally fucked up neil's chest there. oh well
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>42676Siv Hotakainen
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>42676Eleanor
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>42676Janine Levesque
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>42750Forgot the roll
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>42676call her caroline for the time being
>>42708You name her such. she seems somewhat pleased.>>42750honorable mentionShe seems to be getting antsy. You suppose you would be too if you had been standing around your burning home for a day now.Also it appears she's leveled up in the time it took you to thoroughly scan her.She's on another level.>what do you decide to do?
>>42807Go search the remains of our house if we can.Also go and loot the decimated furry FBI bodies if our apartment is completely gone. We could pawn off their guns
>>42807Ask if she wants to go grab some food or something. Watching your possessions go up in smoke is depressing.
>>42854And holy shit we must have some serious damage reduction going on.
>>42807Get something to eat, then this >>42576
>>42925It seems the healing vodka had a continuous effect.
>>42845You both attempt to salvage what little belongings are probably left burning in your rooms.You go ten feet, down a ladder, and into the boiler room before you realize this probably wasn't the best idea.>Roll D20, highest suggestion determines if we truck on in or high tail it out of here
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>43021Have a romantic dinner date with girl.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>43034Oops
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>43021Use your newly acquired firefighter powers to fight the flames while Siv gets out. You'll be right behind.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>43053I know I'm OP but I'm rolling in favor of this. Don't judge me
>>43053>>43049You both agree to have a nice date after you make it out of here, however, realizing that the boiler could explode at any second, and that you yourself are now a bonified junior firefighter, you stay behind to tackle it head on.She escapes.>you are afraid
>>43201What are we doing here anyways?
>>43201Masturbate so hard not even Naruto will believe it and squelch the flames
>>43256fire blocking off the other passageways and shit nerd.
>>43201Drink remaining vodka, man up and literally fight fire.
>>43201Use vodka to make a trail away from the boiler. Once the fire has left the boiler, use the knife to cut the trail so it can't get back to it, causing it to cool down and everything's okay and you're a cool guy.
>>43338Fucking JoJo logic here, forget>>43298Do this guys idea!
You are no longer fighting fire.Your name is "Siv" something. You couldn't really hear the last part on account of how slurred Neil's words were.You are in a back alleyway.>you sure hope Neil's alright
>>43368Search trash can.
>>43368Rip the poster off the waal, we had our emergency stash hidden here.
>>43396Seems about right.
>>43396Oh my. that poster is way too threatening. You don't even want to look at it, let alone TOUCH it.>>43388You search the trash can.Inside you find:A potato peeler,A weekly newsletter,and a big antique key.>those are some peculiar items
>>43527Check inventory for space.
>>43527Grow a pair, rip it out, remove our limiters.
>>43548>>43561You open your inventory.Looks like it's good to go.You slowly work up your "Nerve" meter so you can defy your creator and also yourself.
>>43736FIGHT THE POWER!
>>43736So glad we dont have the alternative of a piss addled rage cock in our inventory. we need the space.
>>43736spontaneously develop a case of orange kamina shades
>>43775It looks like your "Nerve" bar has reached the 1 use requirements. You grab the peeler and ready yourself for an attack.>proceed?
>>43978PROCEED TO REMOVE OUR LIMITER TO ASCEND!
>>43978Do it pussy
>>44011>>43998You proceed to swing at the poster, knocking yourself down in the process.>>43861A pair of cool orange shades flies out of it after you fall over. They look pretty dug in there.Your fear of the poster is gone, as well as all of your remaining NERVE
>>44108Gragnhte shades, do it again!
>>44108Get the glasses on and proceed to tell the vault ¨Believe in me that believes in you¨ so it's opened magically.
>>44108Put on the shades and activate your inner badasshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKIKzuTwP6k
>>44158>>44177You make an honest attempt to pull the shades out, but the wall holds fast. unfortunately strength and firearm training are the only two things Neil has bested you at.You attempt to charismatic-ally force the safe to open but without the glasses the effect is lost.>The trash can continues to be full of items.
>>44326Ignore the shades for now, grab the key, insert it in the safe.
>>44341It opens.You don't know why you didn't try that first.Keys usually work in these sorts of things.A narrow vent is revealed.
>>44454Take the other items out of the trash and explore the vent
>>44454Equip the peelers and the horse cock, crawl the vents MGS style.
>>44477This, don't forget to follow the basics of CQC.
>>44466>>44477>>44507You would go about it way more stealthily if the vent wasn't 5 feet long. You now stand in a room with a single chest in the middle, another less frightening poster, and a seemingly endless death trap hallway on the other side of the room.Looks like you just found a shortcut.
>>44666Ignore the other poster and chest, run headfirst into the death hallway
>>44666Tear down that poster.
>>44680DON'T DO THIS. Ignore the suicidal voices in your head.
>>44728What this guy said.Punch it in the snout to establish dominance.
>>44680>>44780You only walk over out of curiosity.the DEATH HALLWAY is actually just a poorly painted on mural. "Interesting choice of decor"you accidentally say out loud to yourself.>>44722>>44728>>44789these are next
>>44808Could be worse. It could be a mural promoting ethnic diversity.
>>44789We must follow in the footsteps of Ace Dick
>>44728>>44789Dominance is established.The chest's top is ripped off."Wow" you say out loud to yourself again.
>>44922the real Prince is in the chest, he's not really dead
>>44922Pull out an m249 light machine gun, because that's the type of thing you keep in old chests
>>44922Climb into the box. Let's see what Issac Ending we get.
>>44922It's true ninja garb, befitting someone of our stature.
>>44922Threaten poster with horsecock to see if we can get that rifle
>>44922Grab whatever is in the chest and hold it smugly above your head and whistle a little ditty in celebration.
>>44962You feel sad for attempting this in actual real time.Also your ass is on a particularly sharp sword and you kind of want to get off of that.
>>45043Get out and examine the insides of the chest.
>>45043Take the sword, abandond the peeler, weild it and the horse cock. Now let's get back to firefighting!
>>45043Acquire sick loots.
>>45043Absorb the sword to gain its power
>>45059>>45080>>45109You successfully obtain the IRON GREATSWORD. congrats.
>>45218Test it out on something.That poster is looking awfully vulnerable...
>>45218Time to fight the fire! With our horse cock and Iron Greatsword!
>>45218Fuse the sword with gore dildo
>>45218Put dildo on end of sword. That way, you won't put someone's eye out, kid.
>>45218Cut the kamina shades out of the walland maybe we should go check on neil
>>45317Yes! Now, more than ever, is the time to row and to fight the powa!
>>45317This. Go check up on our boyfriend.
>>45327>>45254>>45317"we're not dating" you say out loud to yourself. you really need to keep yourself in check here. What if Neil were to find out you talked to voices in your head!..Oh!...You have just finished fighting you way through VICIOUS FIRES, and having made honor to your JUNIOR FIRE-FIGHTER status by putting out the building with nothing but a pocket knife and a bottle of various bodily liquids, you emerge triumphantly. and just in time to catch Siv doing the same!Man are you happy to see her. She feels likewise.>Ending it here today
>>45500This quest is my new favorite thing.
Oh also can somebody archive this thread too? it'd be kind of silly only to have the first 2 and not this one.
>>45913http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/40921/there you go, QM
>>46050thanks! this was actually my first time drawing a quest, so if you want you can follow my old twitter and I'll update it whenever I get around to doing more of these.https://twitter.com/illumirnateBefore I depart, have the shitty weekly news letter I kept trying to shove in everyone's face.bye everyone!
>>46091That is shitty. The threads were great though, hope to see you here again soon.
>>45500what a fucking manlet
>tfw i sometimes make CYOA threads but i also wanna be able to draw this good
>>50981well i can draw that good but id need at least a solid hour to draw like that