ASOIAF Reincarnation: Male Powder Fantasy, Thread # 27Character Sheet: https://pastebin.com/RsQUNkkxFuture Updates and Shitposts: https://discord.gg/H4z8wcyArchive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=powder+fantasy>Biological Age: 15 years old ( Born in 265 AC )>Chronological Age: 93 years old>Current monies: 81 Silver prides (170 silver stags) >Current date: 7th month of 280 AC - Docks of Lys - Three days until the campaign weekOn the last time we returned from hiatus into a new life as Arkan, a second son of Laemor Baenarr, master baker of the Lyseni Baker's Guild. After a severe falling out with your father over both money and creative differences, you set out on your own to as a private entrepreneur as an unlicensed practitioner of medicine for a minor crime lord.The said Crime lord is currently out with his men collecting a blood-debt, and you are standing alone at home witnessing bunch of red robed freaks attempting to break into the home of employer's pet sorceress and you are currently scrambling on donning your battle plate in order to give them a taste of your sword. It is time to fight.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma-WJUidpRU
The frenzied sound of axes can be heard reverberating through your abode as the red robed strangers hack at the witch's door, rushing you to don your black armor fast as you can. Had you a squire, this deed would have been easier, but as Ser Hector said, "How can a knight teach his squire how to don his armor if he himself doesn't know how to do it?" After fastening the leather strips, you give one last test to see that everything is moving properly before donning your skull helmet and pacing yourself for the coming melee. Gripping your greatsword, you go out of the door and...>[Say nothing]: No screams, only dreams.>[Hippity Hoppity]: "Get off my property">[Ancapistan]: "This looks like a violation of the NAP.">[WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM]: "DEUS VULT!">[BEGONE FOUL HERETICS!]: "SIGMAR WILLS IT!">[WRITE-IN]: WOT?!?
>>4049005>[WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM]: "DEUS VULT!"
>>4049005>[BEGONE FOUL HERETICS!]: "SIGMAR WILLS IT!"
>>4049005>[WRITE-IN]: WOT?!?"Die Heretics!"
Chivalry is on the menu again comrades!
can we post attack patterns in advance?
>>4049048Sure, what are you going for exactly?
>>4049074cleave the 3 infront of us hacking the door at 0,KLM
>>4049005>>[Ancapistan]: "This looks like a violation of the NAP."Don't let the memes just be dreams.
>>4049005>>[WRITE-IN]: WOT?!?кaтиcь oтcюдa!
>>4049005>>[BEGONE FOUL HERETICS!]: "SIGMAR WILLS IT!"
>>4049005>[WRITE-IN]: WOT?!?"YOO LOT WONNA FOIGHT? O'LL GLOSS THE LOT OF YA CUNTS!"
>>4049005>[BEGONE FOUL HERETICS!]: "SIGMAR WILLS IT!"I mean, how can you even respond to a mastercraft full plate neighborhood watch- you cannot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxGefgT3F-sAlright give me some 4d6 for the fighting tests for first turn.
Rolled 5, 4, 2, 4 = 15 (4d6)>>4049368
Rolled 3, 3, 1, 4 = 11 (4d6)>>4049368FOR SIGMAR!
Rolled 1, 4, 5, 3 = 13 (4d6)>>4049368
Rolled 5, 5, 1, 5 = 16 (4d6)>>4049368
Rolled 2, 5, 5, 4 = 16 (4d6)>>4049368IT'S TIME!
Rolled 4, 1, 1, 2 = 8 (4d6)>>4049368
>>4049370>1st swing (2 degrees of success) = 18 damage ( Very Dead )>>4049376>2nd swing (2 degrees of success) = 18 damage ( Very dead )You lift out the barricade from your door and emerge in full plate with your greatsword."BEGONE FOUL HERETICS! SIGMAR WILLS IT!"You cleave the first red-robed freak in two as you bring down your greatsword upon him before he had even a chance to turn around.As his friends turn around to see the black-plated visage of death, you took a second swing, sending two red chunks flying to the pavement.The third one, immediately panics and begins heading for safety in numbers as what seems to be the leader of these folks pulls out a sword which ignites in flames. "Forget the Apostate! Kill the servant of night. For the Fire and Dawn!""For the fire and dawn""For the fire and dawn""For the fire and dawn"The Robed maniacs begin repeating their chant with each step as they begin approaching you carefully.>What do you do?
2nd turn map
Rolled 4, 1, 1, 6 = 12 (4d6)>>4049368fuck me. late again.
>>4049399Dash to 2,E to cleave 123,D groupKill the leader. A worthy opponent to bleed upon our blade.
>>4049408This but also call his wildfire trick gay.
>>4049399>Smash their leader's faggot face in
>>4049399move to engage the leader, it looks like the mooks will flee if we bring him down.
>>4049408also yell**"FOR SIGMAR!"**
>>4049410nahcall it "Foul sorcery!"
>>4049399Gun straight for the leader! Sigmar Blessed!
>>4049399Wordlessly turn around and mysteriously retreat through the door. It will act as a choke point, preventing then from ganging up on us, as we slay them one after another
>>4049399>>4049408Support this.>Shout «Face me! Servant s of the Daemons!!!»
>>4049410"Thy flamming wildfire sword is a mark of equally flamming faggotry!"
>>4049399>"Though the darkness will be rent by noise and flame. Let not men's souls be broken in the crucible of war."Advance on the leaderless unit. Easier to tankshock the fuckers and clear them out.
>>4049423If I was a fire cultist the only thing keeping me from burning it down is if I have to retrieve something not fireprooy from it...
>>4049423they will torch us.also choke point means we can only kill one at a timetime that one of them will go get more help to kill us and break down the witch's door
Going at the leader it seems.Alright, pick one.>Charge: Increase your base damage by +2 and take -1D on the fighting test.>Move + Standard attack: no bonuses nor penalties.
>>4049442>Move + Standard attack: no bonuses nor penalties
>>4049442>Move + Standard attack: no bonuses nor penalties.
>>4049442>Charge: Increase your base damage by +2 and take -1D on the fighting test.(Dragonforce Intensifies)
>>4049442>Move + Standard attack: no bonuses nor penalties.Chad stride vs. virgin charge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDPMhxGeTRwGive me 4d6
Rolled 3, 2, 5, 5 = 15 (4d6)>>4049458
Rolled 1, 2, 6, 5 = 14 (4d6)>>4049458hmm
Rolled 6, 6, 1, 4 = 17 (4d6)>>4049458
Rolled 3, 4, 2, 2 = 11 (4d6)>>4049458AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGH!
Oof!Lemme check the crit table
Rolled 3, 3, 3, 2, 3 + 2 = 16 (5d6 + 2)
Rolled 1 (1d6)Hold on, missed 1 dice.
Rolled 4, 5, 1, 6 = 16 (4d6)>>4049458
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Ah, sorry, his CD is just a bit too high for crits with that roll.He isn't having a good day though.>2 degrees of success, 18 damage>Your opponent is wounded and will consequently take -1D for all actions>Your opponent uses a fatigue point to ignore his wounds for the turn and performs a reckless attack>The Cultists assist their leader granting him +4 to his roll>The Leader rolls 13 (Totaling to 17 with modifiers)>Attacks you with two degrees of successYou stride towards the fool with confidence of a true alpha male, bring down your sword upon him as his lackeys begin to swarm you from the sides. A textbook overhead swing, but your foe was not so inexperienced as to let it connect so easily. Swapping to half-swording, you slip through his guard and give him a nasty injury on his left bicep.Upon doing this, the goons began to grab and hinder you to the best of their abilities, managing to distract you just enough for him to strike at you with his sword with a mighty blow. Not mighty enough to defeat your armor however, but mighty nonetheless.What was however more problematic was that his flaming sword could burn you through your armor. >You take 2 damage from the flaming sword>Your health is now at 19/21>Resume wailing at the Leader?>Y/N
>>4049530>NTake care of a few mooks, taunting the leader for his weakness as we do so.
>>4049530>YFinish the fool and call his sword fake and gay
>>4049530>Resume wailing at the Leader?>NTime to kill the flies distracting us.wide arc swing to attack1,G H2,G3,G H
>>4049530YLeader should be dead soon.We also can’t kill the mook faster than they renforce.
>>4049530We also get 1 bonus dice against the leader because he used up a fatigue point.
>>4049552No, fatigue just means he gets -1 to all rolls until he rests.
>>4049542You get one attack per half-action, this isn't dnd sadly.
>>4049530>YWith him dead, the rest will scatter. Plus he is the only credible threat anyway.
Right, give me 2 sets of 4d6 rolls, bo3 for both.
Rolled 3, 5, 5, 5 = 18 (4d6)>>4049567
Rolled 1, 5, 6, 2 = 14 (4d6)>>40495671
Rolled 4, 1, 1, 2 = 8 (4d6)>>4049567
Rolled 2, 5, 5, 4 = 16 (4d6)>>40495672
Rolled 3, 1, 4, 2 = 10 (4d6)>>40495672
Rolled 2, 1, 3, 6 = 12 (4d6)>>4049567
>>4049569>>4049573Ill just fucking stop rolling then.
Rolled 6, 6, 6, 6 = 24 (4d6)>>4049567
>>4049569>>4049573Looks like someone is gonna have a bad time.
Rolled 6, 1, 5, 2 = 14 (4d6)>>4049567
>>4049585What a shame
>>4049588late lucks wtf
Do you guys wanna spend a Fatigue point in order to use that 6 6 6 6 roll for a third attack?
>>4049597definitely, finish the fight fast with RIP AND TEAR
>>4049597Damn, that is tempting
>>4049597Bloody rain of organs and body parts made with an attack that we mastered after decades of training (or something like that)
Alrighty then, thanks to his Reckless attack debuff that's five degrees of success for total of 45 damage.With a single blow.
>>4049613Contextualize that number.
>>4049613oof. don't know if his relatives felt that.
>>4049613>With a single blow.Fucking hell.>>4049614A average person has 2-3 Endurance. This means they have health of 6-9. We just did enough damage to basically kill 5 people in a single blow.
Rolled 6, 6, 5 + 5 = 22 (3d6 + 5)Instead of wasting time calculating damage, I'm just gonna post this.Time to roll some motherfucking willpower.
>>4049597No!That’s a malus for the entire fight!
Didn't meant for it to be + 5, it was supposed to be - 5Anyway, the pass. Looks like these goons still want to fucking fight, hold on, lemme move them about a bit.
>>4049633they are zealots as well. time to purge them.
>>4049633"Look Ma, no hands!"
Rolled 6, 3, 6, 2 + 7 = 24 (4d6 + 7)This is probably gonna do jack shit, but here goes.
Rolled 4 (1d6)Oh, right, forgot, I can do reckless attack.
>The Cultist mob swarms you!>They assist eachother in order to allow one of their number to perform a reckless attack against you!>He rolls 26 against your Combat defense of 10!>He attacks with 4 degrees of success!>That's 12 whole damage!>Sadly, your armor rating is 12, so despite their best efforts, it doesn't really phase you.Give me some 4d6-1 so I can roll another willpower test for them.
Rolled 4, 6, 2, 4 + 1 = 17 (4d6 + 1)>>4049667
Rolled 4, 6, 2, 6 + 1 = 19 (4d6 + 1)>>4049667
Rolled 4, 6, 6, 6 = 22 (4d6)>>4049672
Rolled 5, 6, 6, 1 - 1 = 17 (4d6 - 1)>>4049667>>4049672nice one
Rolled 1, 2, 4, 4 - 1 = 10 (4d6 - 1)>>4049667
Rolled 2, 6, 3, 6 + 1 = 18 (4d6 + 1)>>4049667
Rolled 1, 3, 1, 1 = 6 (4d6)>>4049667I completely forgot how to add the subtraction part to my rolls.
>>4049689Don't worry, you forgot how to add the rolling high numbers part too, so it evens out.
>>4049689Also, nice ID>RApe
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d6 + 1)>>4049693I'm no good at going backwards, fault's on you for assuming I can't go forwards.
Right, I presume you guys don't necessarily wanna take another fatigue point for a third swing, yea?
>>4049700No, let's not stack up to many of those
Rolled 4 - 1 (1d6 - 1)>>4049701Thanks m8, I knew that there was a special trick to it, just couldn't for the life of me remember what it was.
Rolled 1, 5, 1 + 7 = 14 (3d6 + 7)>>4049679>4 degrees of successYep, that's a bisection>>4049680>2 degrees of successStill a bisectionLet's see how they feel about fighting after some more butchery.
Shit, that was meant to be again -7, which meant they rolled 0 on willpower.This means that after the death of their leader and 6 of their compatriots, the remaining cultists have chosen to flee the scene.You may choose to let them run or to give chase and run them down.>Let them go, mocking first, looting second, killing third>Give chase and keep killing>Write-in
>>4049745>Let them go, mocking first, looting second, killing thirdNo point doing a Benny Hill through town.
>>4049745>Let them go, mocking first, looting second, killing thirdWe've shed enough blood this night unfortunately.
>>4049745>Give chase and keep killingThe fewer witnesses the better, we are still in good shape, the loot won't be gone before we get back and more dead cultists means more loot anyway.
>>4049745>Let them go, mocking first, looting second, killing third> «Get back here filthy Heretics! Where is your Zealous in your dark Daemons!?»
>>4049745>Give chase and keep killing
>>4049745>Let them go, mocking first, looting second, killing third
>>4049745>Write-inGrabs one to interrogate
>>4049780>>4049745Seconded, smart Idea
>>4049780support good idea
>>4049780Supporting the fuck out of this.
>>4049780What are we hoping ro find out from him?
>>4049837Whatever we can get. Maybe perform some mad science as well, for the more... dubious experiments.
>>4049845true, he'd made for a good test subject while he lasts, get that Urchin boy to infect him with the pox even.
>>4049845I mean, we already know why they are here and who they are.Also, do we really want to make enemy with the faith capable of sending shadow assassins after us by torturing one of their own for our experiment?
>>4049865It's not torture if there's a reason for it!
>>4049865lol, that's one person. And we apparently have "protection" from this witch.
>>4049867No, it’s totally torture and we aren’t convincing the faith otherwise, which is what really matter.
>>4049874We don't give two fucks about the red faith, and we need to torture/experiment on this guy.
>>4049874This is Experimentation! It's for SCIENCE! it turns into torture when we start asking questions and expecting answers unrelated to the testing.
>>4049869Still not a reason to waste an update on something that give us absolutely no benefit when we have others things to do.Also we just had to save her ass.
>>4049884Oh please, so you want to suck up to the red faith to somehow get into the Apostates pants? Fuck off.We can capture this guy and use him to advance our actual research.
>>4049890I don’t want to waste our fucking time doing utterly pointless stuff, especially as getting that guy for experimentation is illegal compared to us killing those guys.And I am still hoping we can hide our identity by getting out of armor and going back to our house.I don’t care about the Red faith, but picking a fight for almost inexistant benefit isn’t the smartest things to do, especially as we have a family too.
>>4049917No one cares about the legality of this, we're literally part of a gang and our boss can cover our ass, this is about getting results and we need live test subjects.And the sooner we get them, the better.
You do not possess a dungeon btwNiiro may have a place to keep prisoners, but he probably wouldn't be aboard with bringing disease to his house.
>>4049922Again, what fucking results do you expect from one fucking test subjects? Where are going to fucking hold him? Who is going to fucking guard him?We are not part of the fucking gang, we just heal their wounded.
>>4049942Who needs a dungeon when we have a windowless room?
>>4049942That's fair, we don't have to tell him we're infecting him with the pox though, and we can likely rent a house for awhile if need be.
>>4049745>>Let them go, mocking first, looting second, killing third
>>4049745>Let them go, mocking first, looting second, killing thirdwe gonna need to move after this.now they know there is someone they need to murder.loot as much as we can,burn the robes,hide the bodies,pick clean them of anything(gold,silver,copper,steel and etc). wash the blood away with water
>>4049953You have one room apartment.
>Oi! Come back panzees dere's more dan half of you still left!>>4051366>>4050693>>4050159>>4050083>>4049752>>4049748>Hippity Hoppity, you're Okran's property>>4051166>>4049823>>4049822>>4049798>>4049793>>4049791>>4049780>I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!>>4049751Looks like I need to check the rules for actually pinning a dude.
Oh for fucks sake.Not grapple rules.
Don't worry, grappling is actually a greater action, so you can't move and grapple them.However, attempting to knock them out is a lesser action, so you can totally chase and attempt to knock one of them out.Give me 4d6 fighting roll. If you get 2 or more degrees of success, he's knocked out.
Rolled 4, 3, 5, 3 = 15 (4d6)>>4051393
Rolled 4, 2, 6, 1 = 13 (4d6)>>4051393Accidentally break his neck.
Rolled 5, 4, 4, 3 = 16 (4d6)>>4051393
Rolled 3, 4, 4, 4 = 15 (4d6)>>4051393for luck
>Hippity hoppity, you're Sigmar's property>2 degrees of success [1/2]After watching their leader fall, the red robed freaks dogpiled on you hard. There were eigh men on top of you trying to yank, pull and hook you with their axes in order to create an opening for the eight and despite breaking your guard and delivering a mighty blow with their swarm tactics, seeing the black knight be unphased and proceeding to cleave more of them in two caused them to rethink their chances.There was no weak spots in your armor, no dents, no chinks and every blow dealt by you seemed to lead to being cut in half by the combination of your monstrous strength and top of the line gear. Pools and piles of gore made the street smell like shit, more so than usual. The chanting had stopped since you cleft their leader from head to groin and the flame in his sword had sputtered out, leaving only the smell of smoke and death in the air. The robed man in front of you hesitates, barely capable of holding his axe as hears the men behind him turning tail and sprinting at different directions at full speed.He turns around and tries to follow his friends. You run after him and grab him by his shoulder, seeing only terror in his eyes through his mask before delivering a well placed gauntlet to his jawline, knocking him out cold.>Acquired a red robed prisoner!You drag your victim back to the dark alley of blood and gore, using the scraps of his friend's robes to bind his arms and legs to the best of your ability to make sure he doesn't immediately run away if he comes to his senses. Your armor makes audible rattle as you plant your ass on the sidewalk to take a short breather. You can still feel the rush of adrenaline in your veins as you ride the high of victory midst the carnage you wrought, watching the stars in the night sky. The Moon is full tonight.
[2/2]After a short breather, you decide to begin to liberate the stinky cadavers from their belongings, looting six serviceable battle axes. None of them had a coin purse with them save for the leader, who was carrying a hefty bag of Myrish silver coins. Will have to find out about the exchange rates later. The Robes were obviously quite unusable save as rags, beyond that, the cultist all were wearing charred, wooden masks colored black with soot and cheap looking wooden pendants shaped in form of R'hllor's flaming heart.The leader's sword was quite frankly, shit. Not even properly tempered, a simple iron weapon what you presumed to be coated with some sort of flaming liquid prior the battle. Maybe some cheap knockoff Wildfire, didn't burn green and half as long nor as hot as the real deal. Whatever the man used, the sword itself seems to be pretty junky, but you looted it nevertheless.>Gained 6 x Normal Quality Battle Axes>Gained 1x Poor Quality Longsword>Gained 7x Wooden Red Faith pendants>Gained 70x Myrish Silver coinsEven after a bit of plundering, it didn't seem like the red robed lunatics were heading back.Question is, what to do now?>Go home and swap back to civilian clothing>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's alive>Drag your prisoner to Niiro's cellar for future questioning>Report this incident to the guards>Try to hide the bodies>Do nothing, just wait till Niiro and his boys show up. They'll sort this out.>Write-in
>>4051487>>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's aliveHello witch fren
>>4051487>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's aliveCheck up on her and tell her that we are about to:>Drag your prisoner to Niiro's cellar for future questioning
>>4051487>Go home and swap back to civilian clothingWe can say the black knight was a client if asked.
>>4051487>Go home and swap back to civilian clothingLets first get out of the skullmonstrosity plate so we do not give further people nightmares about a dreadskull knight.
>>4051487>Go home and swap back to civilian clothingwhodunnit?
>>4051487>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's aliveAfter that>Drag your prisoner to Niiro's cellar for future questioning
>>4051487>>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's alivethen>>Drag your prisoner to Niiro's cellar for future questioning
>>4051487>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's aliveAfter that>Drag your prisoner to Niiro's cellar for future questioning"It s me Arkan how could you tell ?"
>>4051487>Go home and swap back to civilian clothing
>>4051487>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's alive>Do nothing, just wait till Niiro and his boys show up. They'll sort this out.
>>4051487>knock on witch>torture time for redboi
>>4051487>Go home and swap back to civilian clothingFirst we change from the Halloween costume into something more civilized for the plebeians around who do not make a habit of walking around in full war raiment of plate armor.
>>4051487>>Write-intry to wake the prisoner up and then start questioning him.
>>4051487>Go home and swap back to civilian clothingThen>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's aliveThereafter>Drag your prisoner to Niiro's cellar for future questioning
>>4051487>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's alive
>>4052230She may be a witch, but still, opening the door to the unknown Skullbedecked steel Behemont caked in the blood of half the Rhllorites that were after her is not something even people of questionable sanity would do... Just saying.
>>4053356Wasting time to take off are amour while she might be hurt or missing doesn't make a lot of sense either. There may also be more enemies around or maybe even an assassin its better to keep the amour on till we're absolutely sure it's safe.
>>4051487>>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's alive
The age of democracy is over. You will now be held accountable.
>Hello neighbar>>4051492>>4051497>>4051510>>4051534>>4051562>>4051643>>4051841>>4052230>>4053411>You shouldn't sleep outside fren>>4051497>>4051510>>4051534>>4051562>>4051685>>4051841>STRIP! STRIP! STRIP!>>4051503>>4051506>>4051509>>4051571>>4051832>>4051841>Party at the CIA>>4051839
>10 votes without remove armor>6 votes remove armorNot removing armor
> Go check on Hallayn > Dump the isolated incident at Niiro's place[ 1/2 ]You knock on the witch's door."Hey, you still alive in there? Fighting's done."You hear latches on her window being opened as she looks to the street, her face going blank and eyes widening at 14 chunks of gore and no doubt the stench of their ruptured and vacated bowels.You raise your skeletal visor to show your face."Little thank you would be nice."She closes the window, you hear her rushing to open the door before she frantically walks outside, looking at the dead leader, stunned."I am grateful for your assistance Arkan."Her eyes wander to the bisected chunks of man"You seem to be very proficient at killing.""I get by. So what was the deal with these goons anyhow?""I have served many gods in my time, many of them jealous gods. Or so men say... Although, never have I heard of this Sigmar."Mildly embarrassed, you dodge the question"Why were they after you?""Long ago, I was slave for R'hllor in Myr, the Lord of Light was the first God I served. I was to be a temple prostitute, yet in those days I craved for more and fled. When they hunted for me, I became the possession of a man they could not touch."She looks at the chunks of the leader who was cleft from head to groin."Still they have not forgotten the insult it seems.""Think they will hold a grudge against me now?""...Yes, though they know to fear you now. I have seen aftermath of many a battle, yet rarely have I seen men suffer such blows. Did many survive?""About two thirds ran."She turns to face you with a smile, her eyes longingly scanning your figure before they stop on the burn marks on your plate."You are hurt.""Minor burns from the main guy's sword. I got ointment for that back home, I'm a physician by trade after all.""I must repay you somehow...""It will have to wait, I've a prisoner to mind to and a night's worth of surgeon work to go through. Good night Hallayn."You shake off the witch person before she starts try and unbuckle your codpiece and throw your new pet goon over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes."Arkan!"You turn around to see the witch leaning at the frame of her door.She bares her breast and blows you a kiss before sliding inside her home.The Night air doesn't feel so cool all of a sudden.
[ 2/2 ]Though Niiro's house was to be in full lockdown for the night, you knew the people inside. Striding to your neighbor's house in black plate, a red human shaped sack on your shoulder and a greatsword at your back led to a reception you would have expected, suspicious looks, whispers behind the door and sounds of crossbows loading.That was, until you actually opened your mouth and raised your visor."Ashayanne, I know you're in there it's me, Arkan."The eye slit on the door opened rapidly."Arkan? What by the bloody angels of Bakkalon happened? We heard yelling, screaming and fighting!"You point to your shoulder mounted goon accessory"Turns out bunch of these robed freaks came at Hallayn's door with axes, so I fought them off and took this one as a prisoner. Was wondering if you could open the way to the cellar, my shoulder is getting bit tired.""Yes, yes of course, Master Niiro will be most pleased with your work Arkan.""Should fucking hope so. If not, I will begin to question the nature our friendship."After some removing of barricades, you were finally let into the house. The frightened staff looked on as you rattled past them in your plate to Niiro's cellar. After locking the man in a cage, you sat down in the garden and took a breather.After a while Ashayanne, Niiro's favored slave girl approached you."Are we under attack?""Not anymore. It's been taken care of.""Good. That is good. The rest of the household will be relieved."You began to hear the sound of boots and wagon wheels coming off from the street, in no small quantity."It's Niiro! He is back!"Shortly afterwards a rabble of men entered along with the displeased looking Niiro, who watched you sit in his garden with your bloodied plate.He turns to his household and addresses them."You will all be happy to hear we did what we set out to do."He raises his hands in the air dramatically"However, when we came back, I was shocked to find a whole slew of corpses in front of my physician's house.""Anyone here want to tell what the fuck exactly happened when we were gone?" > Let his concubine break the news > Tell him yourself > "Why not ask the guy in the basement?" > Write-in
>>4053848> Tell him yourself"I was waiting for your return when some crazy people in red robes appeared and started chopping at the sorceress door.Seeing this as an attack of my friends turf,I broke out my toys and slew some of them.Why did they attack the sorceress I have no clue.But I got one alive."> "Why not ask the guy in the basement?"
>>4053848>Tell him yourself
>>4053862>>4053848Supporting this, well said anon
>>4053848>> Tell him yourselfR'hllor cultists tried to murder your witch. I stepped out and negotiated with them for awhile until I could finally convince them to leave.
>>4053848> Tell him yourself
>>4053848> Tell him yourselfBest he hears it from the horse's mouth.
>>4053848> "Why not ask the guy in the basement?"
>>4053848>> Tell him yourselfthen> "Why not ask the guy in the basement?"
>>4053848>> Tell him yourself
>>4053848> "Why not ask the guy in the basement?"first, then once the required wise ass move is done :> Tell him yourself>"Hope you do not mind the gift, Niiro, but it is custom to bring gifts to victors coming home, is it not?"
>>4053848>Tell him yourself"Your new witch was being attacked so I did the neighbourly thing and took care of it."
I guess it could be said you did a few warmup surgeries.
>>4054860We did a thorough study of human anatomy.
>>4054928We did some tests on the mechanical resistance to cutting of the average human body.We have found it to be severely wanting.
>>4055136You could say that the experts are divided on the matter.
>>4055140We need a better cross-section of the representative testing group.Cut through the heart of the matter.
>>4053848>"Anyone here want to tell what the fuck exactly happened when we were gone?"We invented long division.
>>4055140Thus we can conclude that cultists and magic wielders are no different on the insides than normal humans.
Alright voting is done. Brexit rules, no second referendums, gg.
Give me a healing check.>7d6
Rolled 2, 6, 4, 6, 2, 1, 6 = 27 (7d6)>>4055327Healz
Rolled 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 1, 2 = 21 (7d6)>>4055327
Rolled 6, 6, 2, 2, 6, 2, 6 = 30 (7d6)>>4055327
>>4055333333 Trips gets 3x6 and 3x6Noice.
>>4055333333 Trips gets 3x6 and 3x2Noice.
>DIY[1/2]"Some red robed freaks appeared after dark and started wailing at your Sorceress' door with axes. Reckoned it was only neighborly for me to break out my toys and go to town."His face starts to twitch in anger, as he takes deep breaths through his nostrils to try and calm himself before lashing out and kicking one of his tables on it's side."WHO THE HELL DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?!?"The man roars with so much fury that he is practically foaming at the mouth"Do I look so fucking weak that they think they can just take what's mine!?!?"The man stand back from him as he looks for another target to vent his fury on"No 'Oh, hello, we'd like to buy your freshly acquired slave', oh no! Too fucking cheap to do talk like civilized men are they? This isn't fucking over... I fucking swear this isn't fucking over!""Boss, we still got some of the lads who need patching up..."He gives a violent glare at the man who dared to speak out of term."Arkan, you good to work?""It's what you paid for. Oh, also, I knocked out one of the goons and stuck him to your cellar. Just in case you'd like to have a word with him.""Bless your fucking soul Arkan. Right, I'm going to go and have a word with this fuckface. You patch up this sorry lot. We'll have words once we're done, I'll not forget this any time soon.">30 on healing>You really are too good for these goons"Alright ladies, some boiling water if you'd please."After a brief triage, you begin to clean and suture wounds like a sewing machine, removing barbed arrows and bolts here and there. "Looks like someone had a crossbow firing bolts dipped in wolfsbane. Not to worry, it's no Basilisk Venom. Aftereffects of this sort of budget poison are easily enough dealt with. Take it easy for a while and treat yourself to some meat. It'll help with the blood loss."The man nods you quietly with a deathly pallor as he lies on the floor."Next one? Anyone left?""All done is done Arkan. You really outdid yourself today. Come, Niiro wishes to speak with you."Ashayanne leads you to Niiro's room where he's drinking heavily."This was fucking night and then some wasn't it? Drink with me.""You know, I don't...""You don't drink, you don't fuck, you don't gamble..."He down's his mug as he chuckles sadly"Well, at least you fight. Some fucking vice you picked. Bakkalon's balls, I've seen a lot of wetwork, but that was some impressive butchery... That the sword you used to cleave the guy from head to groin?""It is.""Do you mind?"You hand it over and he carefully inspects it."Haven't held a sword this finely made before." He gives it a swing in the air, feeling it's balance"You know, they wouldn't sell this sort of stuff to me even if I asked the smiths guild for it. The armor too, absolutely pristine, better take good care of it.""Thanks."He hands your sword back to you"Planning on fighting in the pit of glory?""I am.""I'll have to come and see you fight then. Maybe I'll learn something."
[2/2]He sighs tiredly and sits down, refilling his cup."Look, I owe for this, big time, like you wouldn't believe. If those red freaks had gotten away with their work, it would have made me look weak. Instead..."He laughs"You showed what happens when you try to steal from me." "Listen, if you need something from me? Just name it. You want a bigger house? Gold? Slaves? Connections? Someone you want gone? If it's within my power, I'll pull some strings and also..."He gives you a nasty grin"If you're interested in more wetwork, I think we can work something out."Pick one>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine.">[It's free real estate]:"Could do with a bigger house.">[Human trafficking]: "I could take that witch off your hands.">[Paperwork]: "I'd like some forged letters of recommendation.">[Seaman]: "I'd like a ship." (Entry-level)>[Write-in]: what
>>4055392>>[Seaman]: "I'd like a ship." (Entry-level)Why don't we return on our often ill-fated attempts of dominating the waves? Maybe this time we can secure the stepstones or go on adventures into Ashai and swim in gold(And learn all the magics)
>>4055392Well, I'd eventually like to go fight for Bobby B soon, what would best help us out doing that, a Ship maybe?
>>4055392>[Write-in]: what"A loan of some gold. I have some investments I believe will have a decent payout in about 3 years. Would you like to invest in this investment? The catch is that it is in Westeros.Been thinking about doing some trading from Essos to there."
>>4055392>[It's free real estate]:"Could do with a bigger house."and specify a workshop that we could use to build a plane.>>4055397As much as I want a Hammer of the Waters II I think we should move on to inventing planes and shit now
>>4055392>>4055399I'd support that, It would likely get us some much needed capitol...but would it bring the wrong kind of attention?
>>4055406If we planned it correctly,maybe find our old knight mentor.We can cover it as his luck of gamble.
>>4055392>[Human trafficking]: "I could take that witch off your hands."A chance to get some magic knowledge for our witcher project.
>>4055392>[It's free real estate]:"Could do with a bigger house."If it had a small forge that would be swell, there would be some swords and armor like mine in it for you.
>>4055392>[Paperwork]: "I'd like some forged letters of recommendation."Specifically marking us out as a great doctor and educated wiseman. Idea is to get us into the upper strata of Westerosi politics and close to rulers so we have some credibility to throw around without needing to be a noble or knight.That or a bigger house for a workshop setup.
>>4055392>>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine.">>4055403can't we use the money to fund our research?if not i'm all in for the loan
>>4055485both can be usedbut I think a loan with large returns will convince him to shell out more. The Harrenhal thing is the cow we need to feed. Sure,we can make stuff with less. But time was never on our side.
Seeing a really mixed bag here. Did we decide on a main objective for this life? What we do we want to work on first?If it's an option I'd rather take an IOU because we could use it to fill in whatever gaps remain after we (presumably) win fame and fortune in the upcoming games.
>>4055392Can we just tell him we'll have to think on it? We should be able to have our answer after the festivities.And based on how we do at said festivities, we as anons may come to a better agreement on how to spend his favor.
>>4055527I thought our plan was to cause trouble in westeros for abit, save Rhaegar's wife and kids as an excuse to murder the mountain and then play ruin explorer looking for lost secrets.
>>4055392>>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine."I'd say the obvious choice is after the games to try to start up a printing press again.Those things do just churn out money.
>>4055392>[Human trafficking]: "I could take that witch off your hands."If she's worth sending that many people after, she's almost certainly the real deal. We could use a bit of arcane know-how.
>>4055527Our plan is to get as Swole as possible.Also, important to note that without backing we may get fucked over with our betting...so I’d be careful with a loan.
>>4055392>[Paperwork]: "I'd like some forged letters of recommendation."Perhaps it is time to form the Lyseni Medical Association, or the L.M.A. for short. We shall lobby for mandatory health insurance, strict regulations on who may become a physician, and other regulations. Get rich off of medicine in this life.Otherwise we can just make lots of dosh via wetwork, helping and hurting.
>>4055392>>[Seaman]: "I'd like a ship." (Entry-level)
>>4055392>>4055719Actually changing to:>[Write-in]: An impressionable teenage slave, to be raised by us as our squire until he can be our +1 guard in similarly fuck strong gear. Train as we train ourselves, pain and all.Even if this is a new life, we are a knight. Training a squire is only natural. Perhaps after our death, a culture of Knight Physicians would emerge, who enforce medicine upon the mindless masses.
>>4055392>>[Human trafficking]: "I could take that witch off your hands."MAGIC
>>4055719Those are fake papers, I would think any attempts to create something official with it would get cracked down hard on by the Actual Healer guild.
>>4055392>[Human trafficking]: "I could take that witch off your hands."Witchfu!
>>4055392>[Human trafficking]: "I could take that witch off your hands."
>>4055392>>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine."
lmao, all these people wanting to stick their dick in the crazy woman that's over 30 years old
>>4056557You're the one who so desperately wants us to get laid before we hit 100 years old.And Arkan isn't exactly the most mentally stable individual around himself.
>>4056560No, we can't it's obvious our virginity is fueling our immortal wizard powers.... lol.
>>4056557I mean if they REALLY wanted a fuck pillow, they could just take the money and we can buy one that isn't past her prime and hasn't been passed around every temple in Essos.
>>4056571But what if they want bad poosy
>>4056575Then they need to get their priorities straight >Pass up dancing with pure virgin master tailor's daughter>Jump at the over 30 used whore
>>4055392>>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine."Seems like witch is leading. We don't have to stick our dick in crazy, but that might get us started on the magical track.
>>4056560He is fairly stable considering he is being controlled by anons.
>>4055392>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine."It never hurts to have more resources.
If we reach age 100 as a virgin, we gain wizard powers.
>>4055392>>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine."Are people insane? Wtf are we going too do with a lausty witch slave? We have a small room that doubles as our apothecary office with all our stuff.No serious money and no connections beyond Niiro.Plus whamenses endanger our wizardhood as if we make it to 22 this life we get magic powers.Money can get us to westeros and on the path to abuse our knowledge of future events.Because everyone talks money.It is also a decent start capital to some fire arms series that we could again sell...
>>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine."
because anons want to betray her later by tying her up to a operating table and do a live dissection? magic is a science
>>4055392>>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine."https://youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gycI would also go for>[Paperwork]: "I'd like some forged letters of recommendation."if we could have them not be forged, and if they had a chance of winning ofc.
I really don't want to take that slaveCan I just vote against it? I don't really have any other preference If nothing else, I'll drop my vote for the next highest vote (probably money) Although, could we do something about bakery license? We could one-up our family and the guild by implementing our efficiency methods and take over the market
>>4056951We can have all the licenses we want but the Guild will still try and fuck us. Not worth the hassle man. Lets go be a merc/swashbuckler/witcher instead.Also taking the witch because muh teaching magic wont work. Luwen learned his whole life but was still shit. If we want magic we should focus on artefacts and ancient knowledge from Valyria or similar.
>>4055392>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine."
>1 posts for moneyI smell a samefag.
>>4057116You didnt complain when there were two consequtive 1 post IDs for getting the cumrag though.
>>4057161Oh boy! Samefag war! Samefag war!Just like you wanted, QM!
>>4057167Calm your autism anon.
>>4055392>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine."Just here to stop the single posters from winning. Nothing really against that option.
>>4057167And people say it's vaccines that cause autism rather than abusive QMs
Alright, you had enough time displacing ethnic European populations in order to rig the democratic process in civilized world. Time to count the votes.
>4chan gold pass>>4057297>>4057105>>4056951>>4056902>>4056747>>4056726>>4056602>>4056591>>4056445>>4055635>>4055485>Big tiddy gf>>4056404>>4056247>>4055844>>4055756>>4055642>>4055417>[Fake ID]>>4055464>>4055719>[All we require is more lebensraum]>>4055448>>4055403>Love boat>>4055397>>4055726>The North American Man Boy Love Association>>4055740
> Money, money, money"No need to get sappy, Just give me some gold and we'll call it even." > Your relationship with Niiro has improved > Gained 20 Lyseni Gold Joys for making an example of Red Robed cultists ( 2100 Silver Stags ) > Gained 5 Lyseni Gold Joys bonus for capturing a living prisoner ( 525 silver stags ) > Current moneys 25 Lyseni Gold Joys, 81 Lyseni Silver prides ( 2795 silver stags )That night you slept late, waking up only at midday and finding that someone had "accidentally" managed to break a cart transporting sand in your alleyway. Afterwards, a completely seperate cart carrying spoiled fish had broken in front of your apartment, completely masking the smell of dead bodies. What a lucky coincidence!Luckily the owners had the courtesy to leave some very rough looking cleaners to sweep away what remained of the mess left by such an unfortunate miscarriage. Always a shame when honest business is so disrupted.There's two days till the festivities start. As a result, there has been an increasing quantity of ships has been making port with much of the offshore Lyseni electorate making the trip just to cast their votes. Furthermore, there has been a visible increase in security with more patrols walking the day and existing ones being more heavily armed than usual, carrying swords over clubs and halberds over catchpoles.Today, your schedule is more or less open and you've got gold aplenty, enough so infact that you could afford most slaves on the market or even a warhorse, should you care for such things. > [Human Guinea pigs]: Doctoring for research > [Building bridges]: Go visit your family's bakery > [Operation Market Garden]: Time to go shopping! > [Murderer for Hire]: Ask Niiro about the wetwork job > [Girl next guild over]: Go and say hello to Laharra > [Abandon Sigmar's teachings]: Go and visit Hallayn > [Businesses as usual]: Doctoring for money > [Write-in]: What
>>4057430>> [Abandon Sigmar's teachings]: Go and visit HallaynWITCH
>>4057430>> [Operation Market Garden]: Time to go shopping!all these options names, hearty kek
>>4057430>> [Girl next guild over]: Go and say hello to Laharra>> [Operation Market Garden]: Time to go shopping!Invite Laharra to go shopping with us.
>>4057430> [Operation Market Garden]: Time to go shopping!Nitrogen compounds of all sorts. Protein,Grains,Nitrates,Herbs
>>4057430>[Human Guinea pigs]:
>>4057430> [Murderer for Hire]: Ask Niiro about the wetwork jobGet this out of the way nice and quick since we're near here and then we can move onto other shit.
>>4057430> [Building bridges]: Go visit your family's bakery
>>4057430> [Girl next guild over]: Go and say hello to Laharra> [Operation Market Garden]: Time to go shopping!works for me.> [Murderer for Hire]: Ask Niiro about the wetwork jobWe could also do this since Niiro is right next door, it shouldn't take long.
>>4057430>[Building bridges]: Go visit your family's bakeryWe're leaving soon, may as well say goodbye to the family now when we're not busy.
>>4057430>wetwork>experimentsWe can buy sick slaves on the cheap and then sell healthy ones for a profit. Should also think about making some grenades and a couple handguns now that we have the money.>>4057431Cut it out you cunt.
>>4057430> [Girl next guild over]: Go and say hello to Laharra> [Human Guinea pigs]: Doctoring for research
>>4057465Suck my balls, sperg.
>>4057430> [Abandon Sigmar's teachings]: Go and visit HallaynBecause I know how much it'll piss people off.
>>4057430>> [Girl next guild over]: Go and say hello to Laharra>> [Operation Market Garden]: Time to go shopping!
>>4057430> [Operation Market Garden]: Time to go shopping!
>> [Operation Market Garden]: Time to go shopping.
>>4057430>> [Operation Market Garden]: Time to go shopping!Supporting >>4057465 anon's idea. We can make cash, hand over fist by healing sickly slaves on the cheap.
>>4057465>>4057430 > [Operation Market Garden]: Time to go shopping!buy up sick sell healthy
>>4057430>[Operation Market Garden]: Time to go shopping!DOSH!
>>4057703SupportingThe idea to buy sick slaves to heal them and then sell for profit is kinda amusing
>>4057430Changing my vote from this>>4057552to this>>4057465
>>4057430Change my vote >>4057621 to >>4057465 also.
Remember when on last thread Rommie was set free by his master because Lyseni law demands slaveowners to pay for lodging, food and medical expenses of slaves?
>>4058586Well perhaps there is someone willing to sell them selves into slavery for the chance of a cure.
>>4058604Do you want to share a single room apartment with someone seriously ill?
>>4058609that is... a very good point.Perhaps it would be wise to wait on the slave collecting.
>>4058609How expensive would a rented room with bunk beds for a month with sufficient food be? 2 Joys?
>>4058885That'd be a good plan, have our own tiny research hospital
>>4058609I know Coronavirus got into your country recently, but I think that's going too far.
100ss a month for a guard and about 40ss for rent and food.
>>4059051So 140 of our 2700 wealth? Great. How much would your average sick slave cost? Could we get them off the street for free in any reasonable quantity?
>>4059059Also, can we get them weaving baskets or some such shit to earn their keep?
>>4059060They'll earn their keep by being worth a lot more once we cured them
>>4059066Bad idea to leave them lazing about in a room for a month. If they can do some work, use them.
Well there aren't many jobs sick slaves could do with any sort of efficiency. What might work would be teaching the slaves some medical skills, proper hygiene and how to get swole. Then once they become competent at those things they can treat and teach each other leaving us with more time to do other things.Having those skills would also make them worth more/get treated better if we sell them later.
>>4059059Average slaves cost anywhere from 100 to 800 depending on skillset.These are of course, people with trade skills, such as sailors and their ilk.Cheaper slaves exist, which are either criminals, lacking of trade skills and people captured as booty.Learned, highly skilled slaves are premium goods along with exceptionally beautiful slaves.While sick people can sell themselves to slavery in order to pay for their medical expenses, slave owners have legal responsibility over the lives of their slaves in Lys and as such, can't openly sell sick slaves.I am not saying there isn't a profit to be made from healing the sick slaves and selling them off, there definitely is, but other cities are better for it legally speaking.
>>4059093Understood. Shame. We should then just pick subjects for ourselves as best we can for now and focus on getting enough explosive equipment and maybe even a revolver or Super Shotgun for cases like the Mountain.
>>4059099have to say that. i agree with you.
>>4059093I for one agree with whatever plan we come up with as long as we use the proceeds to get to work on heavier than air flight.
>Bad pussy>>4057431>>4057435>>4057514>Good pussy>>4057436>>4057461>>4057506>>4057523>Mall ninjas>>4057436>>4057437>>4057461>>4057523>>4057703>>4057729>>4057804>Putting the peni in penicillin>>4057438>>4057465>>4057506>>4057993>>4058345>>4058356>Serial Killers>>4057439>>4057461>>4057465>>4057993>>4058345>>4058356>Getting Baked>>4057443>>4057445>>4057462
Looks like you're going shopping.
>Operation Market GardenWith the alley holding such a pungent smell for the time being, you decided that you didn't exactly want to stay at home for the time being and with such coin in your pocket, you weren't in rush to do any doctoring work either, albeit your would be customers likely will need to find another physician.Nevertheless, you took to the markets in hopes of viewing what manner of goods all these new ships brought with them. In regards to arms or armor, you were not exactly left wanting. In fact a cursory glance over the equipment you find the Steelworkers guild put on display was fairly lacking in contrast to what you already possessed, but there were more things on sale than simply weapons.Goods from west and east could be found, lacquers, dyes, spices, exotic woods, fabrics and medicines could be found displayed at the various stores as the shopkeepers attempted to beckon you inside."Fresh slaves! Strong and in good health, we've selection from every corner of known world!""Myrish imports just unloaded! Lenses, Crossbows, Laces and Wines, we've got it all!""Animals exotic and mundane! Pets and beasts of burden! Come and browse!""Wines from every corner of the Narrow sea! We've got Tyroshi Brandy and sweet Pentoshi wines all the way to Westerosi goods from Dornish Wines to Arbor reds and golds and a wide selection of stouts! Celebrate in good spirits!" You casually strolled the markets, looking at the selection, marveling at the vast quantity of things you do not need and things you might need, but didn't have the space for. Midst your strolling, you came across a variety of stores which weren't so boisterous in their marketing.Small store, tightly packed in goods from Yi Ti possessing porcelain goods, rice, and other goods of the orient at absurd prices, but nevertheless of impressive quality.A large library / bookstore, which boasts the patronage of a coalition of merchant princes and a selection of literature and maps from all over the world, copied for your pleasure and their profit.An eerie looking curio shop, supposedly dealing in baubles and oddities from all the way from Asshai.Can select more than one, I just don't wanna generate prices unless they're needed>A nice stroll, but I don't think I need anything.>Finding a tailor would be good. Haven't worn silks since the Basilisk Venom incident.>Could check prices for animals. Maybe get a horse, a dog or something more exotic like a parrot.>There's a place that sells used boats and ships, perhaps they'd have something interesting.>Maybe go check out the book store, see if there's anything I'd find interesting.>Could enter that curio store, just for fun.>Maybe get a porcelain tea-set from that Yi-Ti store>Could do with getting my armor painted.>Maybe just get some wine. It could make a fine gift to whomever.>Now that I've the money, could actually have some bombs made>Write-in
>>4061614>ALL OF THEM
>>4061614>>Finding a tailor would be good. Haven't worn silks since the Basilisk Venom incident.Go into Waifu Tailor's store, make sure we explicitly spend time flirting with her as she measures us. >>Maybe go check out the book store, see if there's anything I'd find interesting.>>Could enter that curio store, just for fun.>>Write-inCheck Slave stall Also find someone selling nice jewelry.
>>4061614>Maybe go check out the book store, see if there's anything I'd find interesting.Knowledge is the greatest thing to us. Martial, medical, mystical or material.>Finding a tailor would be good. Haven't worn silks since the Basilisk Venom incident.Men are judged by many things yet the arguably most important is the figure they cut.
>>4061614>Could do with getting my armor painted.>Now that I've the money, could actually have some bombs made>Could enter that curio store, just for fun.>Maybe go check out the book store, see if there's anything I'd find interesting.>Could check prices for animals. Maybe get a horse, a dog or something more exotic like a parrot.
>>4061614>Now that I've the money, could actually have some bombs madeAlso look for Myrish lenses and other things that may aid us in our research
>>4061614>Now that I've the money, could actually have some bombs madeIf we ever Indiana Jones the Valyrian ruins, we should have a couple aces up our sleeves. Perhaps a primitive grenade launching crossbow could do the trick?>>Could check prices for animals. Maybe get a horse, a dog or something more exotic like a parrot.Buy all the mice and other small rodents we can for antibiotic testing. Easy to take care of and good test subjects.>Maybe go check out the book store, see if there's anything I'd find interesting.Perhaps we could find an alchemy book or some other funky stuff around here?
>>4061649if it is rats and mice we want,we can pay some poor kids coppers to catch some
>>4061614>>Finding a tailor would be good. Haven't worn silks since the Basilisk Venom incident.>>Maybe just get some wine. It could make a fine gift to whomever.We plan on moving up in society so these will become necessary at some point, might as well prepare them now.>>Maybe go check out the book store, see if there's anything I'd find interesting.>>Could enter that curio store, just for fun.I think the chances of finding useful alchemy/magic instruction will be low, but we need to start somewhere.>>Now that I've the money, could actually have some bombs made>>Could do with getting my armor painted.These sound neat.
>>4061614>Finding a tailor would be good. Haven't worn silks since the Basilisk Venom incident.>Maybe go check out the book store, see if there's anything I'd find interesting.>Could enter that curio store, just for fun.
>>4061614>Finding a tailor would be good. Haven't worn silks since the Basilisk Venom incident.>>Maybe go check out the book store, see if there's anything I'd find interesting.
>>4061614>>Could enter that curio store, just for fun.>Now that I've the money, could actually have some bombs made
>>4061614>>Finding a tailor would be good. Haven't worn silks since the Basilisk Venom incident.>Maybe just get some wine. It could make a fine gift to whomever.>Now that I've the money, could actually have some bombs made
>>4061647Do we have a microscope?If not then getting some Myrish lenses for that purpose would be good.Also:>Could enter that curio store, just for fun.You could say I'm curio-us!
>>4061614>Could check prices for animals. Get a parrot.>Maybe go check out the book store, see if there's anything I'd find interesting.>Could enter that curio store, just for fun.>Maybe just get some wine. It could make a fine gift to whomever.>Now that I've the money, could actually have some bombs made>>4061919I agree on finding Myrish Lenses
>>4061614Tailor, boats, library, curio and bombs.
Book store is definitely in the lead, so let me pop you some literature here. Prices of these works are largely based on both the thickness of the expected target audienceIf you wish for certain specific kinds of books, feel free to ask, these people may very well have them. - Translation books - > Dothraki / Valyrian wordbook (450ss) > Trade tongue / Valyrian wordbook (450ss) > Andal / Valyrian wordbook (450ss) > Summer Tongue / Valyrian wordbook (450ss) - Martial Treatises - > Treatise on Two-handed blades (320ss) > Treatise on Polearms (320ss) > Treatise on Missile weapons (320ss) > Treatise on Shield and single-handed weapons (320ss) > Treatise upon the art of duelling (400ss) > Treatise upon the art of pugilism (350ss) - Maps - > The Map of the Narrow Sea (100ss) > The Map of the Sunset Sea (150ss) > The Map of the Summer Sea (150ss) > The Map of the Shivering sea (200ss) - Treatises on Animal Husbandry - > The Westerosi Art of Ravenry ( 200ss ) > A Stormlander's guide to hounds ( 200ss ) > The Noble sport of Falconry ( 200ss ) - Books for Rulers - > Popularity and Power ( 450ss ) > Lives of Kings and Princes ( 500ss ) > The Art of Law ( 630ss ) - If you don't wish to buy anything - > No thanks, just browsing - Also if you wanted those Myrish Lenses -> 45ss for a looking glass
>>4062251> Dothraki / Valyrian wordbook (450ss)> Trade tongue / Valyrian wordbook (450ss)> Andal / Valyrian wordbook (450ss)> Summer Tongue / Valyrian wordbook (450s> The Map of the Narrow Sea (100ss)> The Map of the Sunset Sea (150ss)> The Map of the Summer Sea (150ss)> The Map of the Shivering sea (200ss)> The Westerosi Art of Ravenry ( 200ss )> Popularity and Power ( 450ss )> Lives of Kings and Princes ( 500ss )> The Art of Law ( 630ss )
>>4062251> Treatise on Two-handed blades (320ss)For fighting obviously.> The Map of the Summer Sea (150ss)For future ruin hunting.> 45ss for a looking glassExperiments.> Dothraki / Valyrian wordbook (450ss)In case we have to mog some Dothraki virgins.
>>4062273You do not have enough money for all of those.
>>4062251> Popularity and Power ( 450ss )> Trade tongue / Valyrian wordbook (450ss)No need for maps because its not like we are going on some long ocean voyage this year.
>>4062286I'd back this but add another 2 looking glasses and The Art of Law
>>4062286You have a microscope, just pointing it out. You can still buy more lenses regardless.
>>4062354>>4062421Oh, in that case, a pair of looking glasses rather than 3 but still voting for Art of Law. We have 2795ss worth prior to purchase, right?
>>4062439Yes, albeit you could probably sell those battle-axes you looted from the Red Goons for a fair bit of silver.I would need to check the prices for them, but I reckon you could get at least 50ss for each of them if you wanted to pawn them off quickly.
>>4062251> Treatise upon the art of duelling (400ss)> Treatise on Two-handed blades (320ss)> The Art of Law ( 630ss )> Lives of Kings and Princes ( 500ss )> 45ss for a looking glass
>>4062251>> Dothraki / Valyrian wordbook (450ss)>> A Stormlander's guide to hounds ( 200ss )>> Treatise on Two-handed blades (320ss)
>>4062251Do they have anything on alchemy? Lets not blow ALL our money on books, save some for other stuff later. Also we should immediately pawn off the sword/axes and the other loot. I don't think we have any use for those.> Dothraki / Valyrian wordbook (450ss)It will be nearly impossible to explore Valyrian ruins without encountering dothraki at some point.> Treatise on Two-handed blades (320ss)It's actually been a very long time since we did any formal combat training (in our previous life). We have strength in spades but we should brush up our technique.
>>4062251>Treatise on Two-handed blades (320ss)>Dothraki / Valyrian wordbook (450ss)>45ss for a looking glass
>>4062778They do, but it's mainly the same stuff you read in the Citadel, no esoteric literature whatsoever.
>>4062251> 45ss for a looking glass2 pls. 90ss.>YiTi / Valyrian wordbook if they have
>>4062251- Translation books -Yi-Ti wordbook- Martial Treatises -> Treatise on Two-handed blades (320ss)- Treatises on Animal Husbandry -> The Westerosi Art of Ravenry ( 200ss )- Books for Rulers -> The Art of Law ( 630ss )- Also if you wanted those Myrish Lenses -> 45ss for a looking glass (2x for binoculars)Lot of cash blown on books but they will help us in our travels. Rest of the books should be self-evident but Ravenry can be dropped if anons want. Good utility but might not be worth much to us at the given time.Bombs are 70ss per piece so getting 3-4 should not be much of an issue. A gun with enough ammo is around 200 ss iirc.
>>4063629Those aren't traded publicly and if they were, they'd go for over 10 000ss because of the Qarthese monopoly on that trade.
>>4063633Sad. No Yi-Ti book then.
>>4063633ohthen a> Dothraki / Valyrian wordbook (450ss) thenthat is allsave the money for some hard clothes and powder ingredients
Why would MC need an andal wordbook, doesn't he remember being andal in a previous life?
Vote count 11>2h manual [8/11] Buying>>4062286>>4062354>>4062617>>4062652>>4062696>>4062778>>4062812>>4063632>Dothrakispiel [6/11] Buying>>4063641>>4062812>>4062778>>4062652>>4062286>>4062273>Art of Law [ 5/11 ] No majority support>>4062273>>4062354>>4062617>>4062696>>4063632> Myrish lenses [ 7/11 ] Buying>>4062286>>4062354>>4062617>>4062696>>4062812>>4063629>>4063632Nothing else seems to have anywhere near majority support.Confirm purchase?>Y/N?Binoculars or a looking glass>Bino>Mono
>>4063770>Y>Monogonna DIY a rifle scope or two
Looks like you're going for a binoculars, a book on Dothraki Language and 2h weapon fighting manual.These will total to following:>Binoculars (90ss)>2h fighting treatise (320ss)>Dothraki wordbook (450ss)>Total: (860ss)>Remaining funds: (1935ss)Alright, wanna continue shopping?>Nah I am good, let's move on>Let's continue shopping. Bring up the prices for clothes and explosives!
>>4063828>Let's continue shopping. Bring up the prices for clothes and explosives!Some decent clothes to look presentable to higher society but foremost to get materials for personal bombs and some firearms. Crucial factor in turning us from a combat monster to a demigod capable of handling breaches, knights, doors, cavalry and whatever the fuck else. Some frags and smoke bombs go a long way and woe to thee castle if we have time for a petard.
>>4063828>Nah I am good, let's move on
>>4063828>Let's continue shopping. Bring up the prices for clothes and explosives!so how is explosives priced?is it the price of a measure of nitrates and sulfur?
>>4063828>Let's continue shopping. Bring up the prices for clothes and explosives!
- Explosives -Petard -400ss-Glass Hand Bomb -40ss-Small Iron Bomb (1lb) -75ss-Medium Iron Bomb (5lb) -350ss-Large Iron Bomb (10lb) -700ss-- Clothes -Peasant clothes (Wool/Linen) - 20ss - Traveler's clothes (Wool/Linen) - 60ss -Maester's Robes (Cotton) - 60ss -Artisan's / Craftsman's clothes (Cotton) - 100ss -Entertainer's clothes (Cotton) - 80ss -Northern clothes (Wool/Linen) - 80ss -Nobleman's outfit (Silk) - 200ss to 2000ss -- Custom clothes -Give me a pitch and I'll give you the price.
>>4063907- Explosives ->Small Iron Bomb (1lb) -75ss- x4 (1 of them smoke)- Clothes ->Nobleman's outfit (Silk) - 200ss (good enough to fit in to high society, maybe a three-piece?)
>>4063907>Custom ClothesHow much
>>4063916We are nowhere near cold and cutting enough to pull off an Emhyr. Great choice though anon. Almost makes up for your waifufaggotry.
>>4063924The waifufaggotry is merely an attempt to start the fire.Witch is obviously worst girl and my real waifu is killing.As far as I can tell, we'd be able to do the most killing with Witch around when faggot Red Priests try to kill her.
>>4063907>Glass Hand Bomb -40ss-are these the equivalent of frag granades?
>>4063907>Small Iron Bomb (1lb) -75ss-6 pls for 450ss,1935-450=1485>2x Traveler's clothes (Wool/Linen) - 60ss - for 120ss>1x Artisan's / Craftsman's clothes (Cotton) - 100ss -
>>4063945Shitty ones with glass shards. Iron ones are actual frags. Heavier ones can clear rooms no-worry but are too bulky to carry on person imo. We could have wiped the whole cultist mass with a 10lb one but that would have also rearranged some of the scenery. And, you know, given the walls a new coat of red.
>>4063916That Gold necklace alone is more than everything you own. Seems to be wearing Silk with a leather coat and a silver belt along with various other decorations.I'd say around 1500-2000ss range without the gold decorations. thanks to that silver belt alone. With the gold necklace, we'd be in hundreds of thousands.Without silver belt or jewelry, it would be around 500-600ss range.
>>4063965Will also bring down said walls n many cases.
>>4063907Artisan's clothes (Cotton) - 100ss -Maester's Robes (Cotton) - 60ss -
>>4063907>2x Traveler's clothes (Wool/Linen) - 60ss - for 120ss>1x Artisan's / Craftsman's clothes (Cotton) - 100ss -
Just so you know, you guys already have a set of those 100ss tier clothes.Pretty much every successful guildsman and business does.
>>4065398>2x Traveler's clothesDon't think we should buy grenades, when we can probably make better ones for less.
>>4064121>>4065398Oh then I would just say no clothes>>4065428I am pretty sure we are making them and just buying the stuff to do so. I am not sure anyone else in the world can make grenades.
>>4065439This is correct, but Iron shells are simple enough make to just comission from an unlicensed smith and low quality glass bottles can be bought from any glassware merchant.
>>4065570Looks like you are buying some bombs and silk threads
>>4065398doesn't hurt to have a spare in case of accidents involving fire and blood
> Silks and bombs > 500 ss worth of coin lost > Current moneys (1435ss) worth of Lyseni coins"Good day Laharra, you still got that tailor around?""What, Mathos? Aye, he still works here, looking to get some work done?""Something like that. Could you fetch him for me?""Sure thing Arkan"In few moments, a smartly dressed man appeared who spoke Valyrian with a thick accent."New clothes, yes? Something for work or more festive? Have you thought of materials yet? Linen? Wool? Cotton?""Was thinking of some silk clothes, do you do that here?""We do, but guild insists on payment up front."You slide two gold coins to him"That should do for something moderate, wouldn't you say?"Laharra's eyes widened at the yellow glint"Where on earth did you get Gold?""I've a generous patron. So, can we work with this Mathos?""Hmmm... Won't be enough for any of the finer work, but...""Just something that looks sharp, is somewhat easy to wear.""Will need to skimp on some of the patterns, though I think I can make anything look good on a man with your figure. Come, I shall take measurements."He says as he leads you to a backroom"Alright then, please strip if you would, an stand on this stool over here."As you take off your shirt to reveal your rippling physique, the tailor's jaw drops"Goodness! What manner of life have you lead to build that sort of muscle?""One of unyielding training and dieting. Who would seek advice from a physician with the physique and pallor an anemic rodent?""A very severe way to live."The man says as he measures your waist"Your abdomen is very strongly built.""Thanks brah. Do some deadlifts and you'll get there too.""Would that I had the time for such things. Turn around."Whilst he was measuring your body, you could hear the door creak."One moment."The tailor opened the door revealing three of the seamstresses peeping."Go! Stop disrupting my craft!"The three ladies scurried off giggling and the tailor shut the door before resuming measurements."Apologies, an undisciplined lot they are."He says as he begins measuring your groin area."You'll be happy to know you're on the larger side.""Oh please, I bet you say that to all the customers.""Well, yes, but this time Mathos does not lie. Such work I could do with this figure, but alas we are bound by coin.""So, what are you thinking?""We should go for a more sharp look, you are a large man as is, everyone want clothes that hide their flabby forms, but in your case there is no need for that."He thinks for a moment"I think by tomorrow's night it should be done. Just need to resize some used pieces and we have ourselves an outfit.""You'll do that then."You say, getting dressed > Anything else you wanna get done or do we conclude shopping here?
>>4065969>Who would seek advice from a physician with the physique and pallor an anemic rodent?"chad doctor>conclude shoppingthat is all for today,gotta get home with our nitrates
>>4065975Deal. Gotta assemble the boom-booms.
>>4065975check on the boy with pox and see if the treatment caused secondary effects
Holyshit this is back. All hail the Rad king
>>4066077i believe we did tell him to come to us if any issues popped up.
> Check out the Exotic Animals, there might be an Axlotl or something that grows legs back we can study for medical stuff.... and SCIENCE!!!
>>4066268Hows about we get to work making our bombs and pistols instead so we can be well-rounded in combat and capable of dispatching enemies wed rather not meele with?
>>4066274>>4066268boo, lets just keep doctoring until we get a break through
>>4065975support, conclude rest day for literal rest
>>4065969>>4065975>>4066458I at least want to know how much a parrot would cost before taking the rest of the day off.
>>4066502why anyone would sell a parrot in a country full of secrets is beyond me
>>4066815You could spread disinformation by teaching it lies.
>>4066883alsoa ship captain's favourite petnext to catsand some parrots are caught and bred for looks
>>4067781I wish someone would breed me for my looks....
>>4067940only if you sing for a cracker"Polly wants a cracker!"
>>4067940I'll keep you in mind if I ever open a goblin farm.
>No more shopping>>4065982>>4066005>>4065975>>4066016>>4066458>>4066502Prices vary depending on breed, but cheapest ones can go for 40ss
> Conclude shoppingAfter purchasing some books, materials for explosives and having a tailor take your measurements, you made your way back home, where the unfortunate carriage drivers had finally managed to clean up their mess and someone had even gotten around changing Hallayn's door, this one unmarred with pigeon blood.Niiro's swashbucklers were keeping a close eye on the streets and gave you a silent nod as you passed by them when you entered your narrow alleyway. You could hear some sort of chanting going in Hallayn's apartment as you rummaged for your keys. Deciding not to bother with whatever the fuck she was up to, you laid down your recent purchases and got to work into mixing powder and assembling the bombshells, filling them with appropriate quantities of black powder and shrapnel.If those fucks decide come up with twice the number next time, these should help convince them of the merits of civilized discourse and secular law. You'd bet these are more effective than whatever the redhead's cooking up, that's for damn sure.After finishing your explosives, binoculars and your workout routine, it was already late. The day had gone swiftly, but not unproductively. You made sure your door was barred, but this time elected to leave the arms locker unlocked, just in case.You gave a quick once-over to the street from the window and saw one of Niiro's lookouts keeping a close eye on your alley. You gave him a nod as you closed down shop for the night. > Gained 4x small bombs > Gained a book on 2 handed fighting > Gained a book on Dothraki Language > Gained makeshift binoculars> Roll for awareness 3d6> Select book for passive study> 2h fighting> Dothraki language
Rolled 5, 4, 4 = 13 (3d6)>>40681012h fightan
Rolled 1, 6, 5 = 12 (3d6)>>4068101> 2h fighting
Rolled 2, 4, 6 = 12 (3d6)>>4068101
>>4068101> 2h fighting
Rolled 4, 5, 3 = 12 (3d6)>>4068101>2h fighting
>>4068103https://youtu.be/ohLiXmT24fkYou hear the sounds of very pissed off cats in the distance, hissing and screaming. Like a whole bunch of them. They're not on your street, but they're somewhere on the block. They do this for a damn near an hour.Beyond that, you hear nothing else that's strange during the night.
>>4068101>> 2h fighting
>>4067949Hey!I mean... yeah, but still; hey!>>4068134If 'barnacles' is a swear-word in SpongeBob does that mean that Barnacle Boy is actually Fuck Boy?
>>4068124Bearing in mind that our street reeks of fish, isn't it more weird that it *isn't* full of cats?
>>4068250most likely they all followed the fixed cart of fish guts with "extras"
>>4068236more "damn" to me. this make him a "damn son"
Rolled 4, 3, 2 = 9 (3d6)>>40681012h fighting
You guys should probably think if there's absolutely ANYTHING you want to do with your last free day before everything changes forever.
>>4068319Visit the curio shop, or work more on bread mold.
>>4068319>>4068331I'd back this.
>>4068331Backing. Curio shop and not!penicillin are ok choices.
>>4068331this, maybe visiting good pussy or bad pussy
>>4068331Support, spar a sometimes for practice and try what we have learn from the book.
>>4068319Visit the curio shop. Maybe see what the slave shop has on sale. Take the tailor waifu out shopping or for dinner at a fancy restaurant since she saw the size of our wallet and it made her moist.
Jesus Christ, are we honestly gonna have another fucking shopping vote for slave markets and curio shop? What was the point of concluding the shopping session if you guys still wanted to check out stores?
>>4068580>>4068335I'll change my vote to mold and tinkering with the binos (making a range-focus adjustment)
>>4068101>> 2h fighting>Doctor work for the day before the tournament.Because holy shit I am not going back shopping
>>4068101> 2h fighting>MOLD
>>4068580why look for slaves when we can just hunt for sick beggars.
>>4068580We're not, we concluded the shopping trip, move it along OP.
>>4068580Work on the mold research. Plus we should consider how to make a gas mask.
> 2h fighting Morning has come once again and with it the daily ritual of getting up, blasting piss at a bucket, emptying said bucket tothe sewer drain and performing your daily exercise routine and getting dressed. Sometimes even in that order.However, tonight your hallowed rites were interrupted by a blasbhemous knock on the door and after confirming if wasn't some poor and oppressed religious minority, you opened the door. What greeted you was the scarred face of Syrys, the thug you yanked from jaws of death when you made your debut to the industry of unlicensed practice of medicine."G'mooning Syrys, what's the deal coming to me so early?""Just needed to ask, you didn't happen to notice anything weird during the night?"You rack your brain as you yawn"Bunch of pissed off cats making sounds during the night, but besides that, not much else.""Any idea where those noises came from?"You groggily point at a direction"I guess somewhere thereabouts, what's this about?"He looks left and right, making sure there's nobody there and lowers his voice."We found some poor fuck drifting down storm drains this morning. Looked like someone threw him at the pack of rabid cats and dumped what was left of him down the sewers.""That's kind of fucked up.""Yeah? Don't spread this around. We're looking into this shit.""Right.."As he leaves with such perturbing tidings, you finish up your daily stretches and exercises. Tomorrow's going to be a big day, an exercise of nearly superhuman effort. First the day will open with a ritual sacrifice and Gladiatorial battle. Then, it is followed by athletic contests of skill, opening with a strongman contest, followed by javelin throwing and wrestling.Afterwards, there is a rope climbing and a swimming contest, finally finishing up with an archery contest and a marathon.Even if you were not victorious, merely finishing all these contests from dawn till dusk, will be a feat to surely invite the envy and admiration of women and lesser men.Now, what to do with the remaining day? > [ Research ]: Continue the project > [ Slavery ]: Visit a slave merchant > [ Family ]: Go visit family bakery > [ Criminal work ]: Ask Niiro for a job > [ Waifubait 1 ]: Go visit Laharra > [ Waifubait 2 ]: Go visit Hallayn > [ Honest dollar ]: Make some money by doctoring > [ Foul Antiquary ]: Curio shop > [ Write-in ]: What
>>4069684> [ Research ]: Continue the project> [ Honest dollar ]: Make some money by doctoring
>>4069684> [ Research ]: Continue the projectGotta get this done ASAP. Great potential here. Especially after you voted for this instead of percussion caps...
>>4069684> [ Family ]: Go visit family bakery> [ Waifubait 1 ]: Go visit LaharraMight as well do the people who have some affection to us that we will be competing and flexing on everyone else.Family especially. As they would be perhaps well served for one last meeting with us before we propel ourselves into fame and fortune.
>>4069684> [ Family ]: Go visit family bakery> [ Research ]: Continue the project
>>4069684>Morning has come once again and with it the daily ritual of getting up, blasting piss at a bucket, emptying said bucket tothe sewer drain>blasting piss at a bucket, >emptying said bucket tothe sewer drainRRRREEEEEE!!! ALL THAT NITER DOWN THE DRAIN!!!!>"We found some poor fuck drifting down storm drains this morning. Looked like someone threw him at the pack of rabid cats and dumped what was left of him down the sewers."LOL,covered in fish guts and mauled by cats.the fucker that we caught got into an "accident".> [ Research ]: Continue the project> [ Honest dollar ]: Make some money by doctoring> [ Write-in ]:Distill more moonshine.We got interupted for 2 days,and our mash is done.
>>4069684> [ Research ]: Continue the projectZee vurk must kontinue!> [ Waifubait 2 ]: Go visit HallaynSo; cats, huh? Couldn't quite manage the traditional bolt of lightning, I suppose?
>>4069771>RRRREEEEEE!!! ALL THAT NITER DOWN THE DRAIN!!!!I agree! Where are our piss bottles? How is anyone supposed to take us seriously without piss bottles!?
>>4069775There are even medieval remedies that uses virgin piss! We are throwing away cash!
>>4069684>[ Research ]: Continue the project>[ Waifubait 1 ]: Go visit Laharra
>>4069684>> [ Research ]: Continue the project
>>4069791thisand if there is time > [ Honest dollar ]: Make some money by doctoring
>>4069684> [ Family ]: Go visit family bakery> [ Waifubait 1 ]: Go visit Laharra
>>4069684> [ Research ]: Continue the projectMOLD
>>4069684>> [ Research ]: Continue the project>> [ Waifubait 1 ]: Go visit Laharra
>[Wuhan Bio-weapons lab]>>4069685>>4069686>>4069738>>4069771>>4069773>>4069791>>4069797>>4069846>>4069982>[Arbeit Macht Frei]>>4069685>>4069825>[ Bakery ]>>4069720>>4069738>>4069739>>4069844>Girl 1>>4069982>>4069844>>4069791>>4069720>>4069739>Girl 2>>4069773
Give me doctoring roll 7d6
Rolled 5, 3, 6, 3, 5, 4, 4 = 30 (7d6)>>4070110THE DOCTOR IS IN
Rolled 5, 5, 5, 3, 2, 4, 3 = 27 (7d6)>>4070110
Rolled 3, 1, 4, 6, 6, 4, 6 = 30 (7d6)>>4070110
Rolled 2, 3, 3, 6, 3, 5, 6 = 28 (7d6)>>4070110
Rolled 3, 4, 5, 2, 3, 1, 2 = 20 (7d6)>>4070110
>>4070128Nobody cares about your yacht.
>>4070137Are you ok?
> Research progress [ 92/??? ] > Lost 15 ss worth of coin > Current moneys 1410 ss worth of coinReckoning that since you've already enough money to live for a while with no problems, you could spend some time pushing the boundaries of medicine further.Deciding to check up on your patients, you headed to the Temple district where the beggars were allowed to ply their trade, eager to see if your treatment had any effect on the boy. Unfortunately, he was nowhere to be found, so you had to ask around. "Do you know Rommie old man?""Might be I do, might be I don't."Unhelpful as usual.You hold a silver in your hand, clear in the sight of the old beggar."Young boy with poxy face, aye?""Correct. Know anything?"He gives you a toothless grin"Silver for my thoughts?"You flick the coin into his cup"You'll find him in the Andal Temple for their Seven Gods. Some quack healer gave him medicine that gave him a fever."You left the toothless old beggar behind, making brisk pace to the humble, disheveled small sept located in the shadow of Bakkalon's temple.Inside an old septon greeted you in Valyrian."Welcome. I've not seen you here before. Are you a sailor or a pilgrim perhaps?""Neither" You answer to him in the common tongueThe Septon raises an eyebrow and continues in the Westerosi language."I'm afraid we do not hold sermons today.""I am not here for sermons.""This is a house of worship, holy ground consecrated in service of the Seven who are one. If you do not have business with the gods, I'm afraid I must ask you to leave."You pace around the poor temple, it's painted altars and wooden sculptures to the seven gods, a farcry of the opulence in Great Sept of Baelor."I heard you've taken in a boy here. He introduced himself as Rommie to me last time we met."The Septon's eyes narrow as he looks at you"This is no place for heathens. Please leave.""The boy, I hear was suffering from a fever, this was correct, yes?"You say, as you stop by the Stranger's shrineThe Septon speaks nothing and simply glares"Well, as a physician, it is my expert opinion that the fever is indeed, a good thing as it means the body is now battling the sickness. However, the boy does require hearty meals and lodgings as he recovers."You pick some silvers from your pouch and place them on the Stranger's shrine."Good enough reason for a donation, yes?""You are the one who poisoned the boy.""The process of healing isn't painless, you as a Septon should know as much."He looks at you suspiciously"May I see the boy? All I wish is to cure him."He sighs"If you swear no harm will come to him by your doing.""Of course, I am here only to help."
[2/2]He takes you to a backroom where the boy is tucked in under blankets. "Hello Rommie. I see, your body has begun fighting the sickness."He simply eyes at you tiredly, not saying anything as he wraps himself tighter into his woolen blanket."He needs rest. Do not bother him further."The Septon says, pulling you back to the main Sept at large."Have you fed him?""Gruel, aye."He replies sadly"Not good enough for recovery. He needs more hearty sustenance.""I am afraid we cannot afford to feed or house everyone who comes here.""Take of the silver I brought, I shall bring more if need be. Should the cure defeat the sickness, it's significance will be tremendous and a handful of silvers will be a small price to pay."He shakes his head"I'm afraid we got rid of your medicine when the fever broke. We thought it the poison causing the fever. I heard you had warned the boy to end the treatment should side-effects emerge after all.""I have more, not to worry. I believe we should resume the treatment if there is nothing else ailing the boy save for the fever. We might be at the precipice of a total recovery.""I pray you that you are right.""See that you do. Your sept could do with a miracle or two by he looks of it."After making arrangements for one of his congregation to pick up the medicine from your place, you left the temple district behind, deciding to... > Go see Laharra, maybe pick up your new clothes? > Go see your family, maybe tell them you're competing? > Go see Niiro, maybe ask him if he needs some people killed? > Go see Hallayn, maybe stick your dick in crazy? > Make some money by honest doctoring, maybe catch a Chinese bioweapon?
>>4070296>> Go see Laharra, maybe pick up your new clothes?then>> Go see your family, maybe tell them you're competing?
>>4070296> Make some money by honest doctoring, maybe catch a Chinese bioweapon?this slight setback has taken our money. time to work for more. after that is early to bed.
>>4070296>Go see your family, maybe tell them you're competing?We are proper civilised.
>>4070296>> Go see Laharra, maybe pick up your new clothes?Lmao on the Witch vote.
>>4070296>Go see Laharra, maybe pick up your new clothes?>Go see your family, maybe tell them you're competing?It's a good thing we checked on him now.
>>4070296>Read our booksDisregard the thots and hos. We need to aquire more knowledge if we are to establish the Stepstones Free Economic Zone.
>>4070296> Make some money by honest doctoring, maybe catch a Chinese bioweapon?In our past life, we held cities ransom by gunpoint.In this life, we shall hold cities ransom by our bioweapons.
>>4070296>Go see Laharra, maybe pick up your new clothes?>Go see your family, maybe tell them you're competing?
>>4070296>Go see your family, maybe tell them you're competing?I'M SUCCESSFUL NOW, DAD
>>4070296> Go see Laharra, maybe pick up your new clothes?What’s our end game this life? I personally want to build a flying machine
>>4070379Last I checked it was become a superhuman using science and magic. The previous lifetime was for nonpowered flight, I think. I feel that we should go for both.
>>4070296> Go see Hallayn, maybe stick your dick in crazy?Not for lewd, just to chew the fat about her using magic to sick a bunch of cats on some schlub last night.Who was he? Any particular reason for cats? Can she kill anyone form a distance like that?
>>4070296>> Go see Laharra, maybe pick up your new clothes?
>>4070296>> Go see Laharra, maybe pick up your new clothes?>> Go see your family, maybe tell them you're competing?May as well check in one last time while we still can. Win or lose tomorrow none of our interactions will ever be the same again.And we might as well pick up our clothes while we're at it, we may need them soon.
We live next to a witch who killed a man by cats last night and apparently I'm the only one who even wants to poke our head in and say "Ay yo goober, what's up with the cat murder?", am I?
>>4071487Magic is gayyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>4070347Sadly, no government will ever react to or even acknowledge the existence of a Chinese bioweapon being let loose on the world in order to quarantee their continued access to happy meal toys.
> go see witchy waifu to ask about pussy
>>4071487she's a divine whore so i doubt she has that much power
>Pick up your clothes>>4070313>>4070328>>4070338>>4070349>>4070379>>4070582>>4070827>>4071452>>4071461>Ganbatte Corona-chan>>4070318>>4070347>Go flex on your fampais>>4070313>>4070319>>4070338>>4070349>>4070352>>4070827
> Go pick up your new threadsAfter settling things with the somewhat suspicious clergyman, you set out to the weavery to see if Mathos had already finished his work on your outfit.Upon entering, you were greeted by Irro, the owner of the place, and Laharra's father. "Good day master Irro.""Arkan. I hear you've been visiting often in my absence. Silk clothes, threads and bandages.""Sailors are a source of good coin. Well paid and prone to accidents.""Enough so that you'll be dressing up like a nobleman now?""A very poor nobleman, I should point out."He chuckles"How'd the guild meeting go?""Fucking disgraceful, apparently we're now making alliances with the prostitutes in order to keep our businesses running. Goddamn Temples throwing their weight around. Almost as if they want to preach naked or something?""Well, that's politics for you. If there were no zealots or corrupt degenerates to fight, good men would have little to do.""Ain't that the truth."You give a glance at the back room"So, are my clothes ready?""In a moment, Mathos is still giving it finishing touches. In the meanwhile, why don't you tell me what you bought them for? Planning to charm some ladies during the golden week?""Or perhaps you had someone special in mind."He narrows his eyes at you"Maybe I wanted to flex on my family? Show them exactly how much coin I am raking in.""Really? And you're not planning to do anything else during the week, not inviting my daughter to the opening ceremonies for example without telling me?"You give him a deadpan look"I'm actually participating in the opening ceremonies.""What? In the blood games?""...and the strongman contest, the javelin throwing, the wrestling, the rope climbing, swimming and the archery contest and finishing up with the running contest.""Well, shit. And you actually plan to finish all that in one day?""I was planning on winning at least some of these contests."He eyes you up and down oddly"You're a fit guy, but isn't that a bit foolhardy?""Well, I'd look downright silly if I went back on my word at this point.""Bakkalon's balls... You got guts at least. Let's go see if your clothes are done."After trying the fit of your new fancy clothes and seeing they were good, you thanked Mathos for work well done and left the store. Once you had left, Laharra came downstairs to the main store. "Told you it was nothing.""Nothing my ass... I'll have to see how he plans to pull this off.""We're going to watch then?""Aye, we'll be going you little weasel you.""And if he does win?""He'll have my approval I suppose. The Guild could always use more strong arms." > Go to see family next? > Y/N > Write-in
>>4071760>YWe are going to have to buy some Thot-Be-Gone soon.
ok stupid question how many people mistake our age just by looking at our appearance alone by the way
>>4071829all. except for family.
>>4071870not even Syrys nice
>>4071657Well if it wasn't her who killed a guy with cats, then who was it? Either what's-her-chops next door has de bad poosy(s), or someone we don't know is bumping off dudes with kitty-cats; I say we should investigate because that kind of power is something we should probably keep an eye on.>>4071760>NA futile gesture, I know, but I really think we should be looking into the cat murder; there's a powerful magic user meandering around Lys somewhere and if it isn't the whore-next-door then we should be trying to find out who it is!
>>4071887it was Niiroremember the cart full of rotten fish?that guy we caught has nothing left to tell
> Plot twist time!You decide to pay a visit to your family with your new threads on to let them know that the wayward son is not only handsome and loaded, but is also competing in the big ceremony tomorrow.As you made your way through the streets, your new clothes caught some mires by the passersby, more so than you usually got with your raw physique alone. The attention felt good, giving you a certain high from the a sense of superiority for being not only being a tanned, musclebound man with a beach body as your shiny leather shoes clacked against the pavement.Upon reaching the familiar neighborhood in the rich part of town where your father had his shop, you noticed a large amount of heavily armored guards in the area, Westerosi Guards, and the small tea-house area of your father's shop being packed full with important looking patrons.Extremely important ones, so important you had began to question what the fuck were they even doing here. The guards were bearing colors of Red on Black of House Targaryen, and the occasional colors of Red and Gold of Martell and spotting three members of the Kingsguard keeping an eye out.Gerold Hightower the White Bull, Arthur Dayne the Sword of the Morning and whom you guess to be Prince Lewyn Martell from his Dornish look.As you stood there, stunned in your silken clothes, Ser Gerold approaches you with a deadpan look, speaking in broken Valyrian. "Private party. Go around."How do you respond? > Show him your middle finger > Call him a manlet in his native tongue and chastise his poor grasp of Valyrian language > Shrink away in shame and go home as spaghetti falls from your pockets > Try to tell him in Valyrian that your family owns the bakery > Tell him in his native language your family owns the bakery > Write-in
>>4071924> Tell him in his native language your family owns the bakeryshocker
>>4071924>Tell him in his native language your family owns the bakery
>>4071924> Call him a manlet in his native tongue and chastise his poor grasp of Valyrian languagethen > Tell him in his native language your family owns the bakery
>>4071924> Tell him in his native language your family owns the bakeryi dont want to piss important people off for the sake of our friendly neighbourhood crimelord and friends
>>4071924>> Tell him in his native language your family owns the bakeryNot much point in antagonizing them unless there is profit in it but this may lead to awkward questions about where we learned to speak westerosi.
>>4071932Fuck it. Get mad knight boi.
>>4071924>>Tell him in his native language your family owns the bakery
>>4071975easy. casual racism."Well. You look westerosi like. Met my fair share of sailors from westeros."
>>4071932This but as patronising as possible
>>4072053maybe we can roll some dice to bully all three kingsguard into crying like babes
since the westerosi royals and knights are here,we can send in a resume to enter harrenhal tourney as their guest. that way,we can bet in peace knowing our host will keep their honour so we don't get swindled.
Guys, I think I missed something, when was Laharra first introduced? I don't remember her at all
>>4072086Laharra is the gal that sold us medical grade linen cloths.
>>4072095Was there anything romantically implied at the time? Was she described as someone who is worthy of our attention?I'm sorry for stupid questions, I just don't see why we should care about her and especially about the slave next door. Is she at least younger than us?
>>4072118maybe. the reason is she is a good daughter and a virgin.
>>4072118You are 15 dude, how much younger should she be?
>>4071924>> Tell him in his native language your family owns the bakery
>>4071924> Tell him in his native language your family owns the bakery
The slave next door has fooking magic!She is worth our time as an Ally or as a Teacher, we still need to be Virgin for a few years to get a boost to our own magic however, so no fooking yet.
> Tell him in his native language your family owns the bakery
>>4072123Yeah, that's trueMaybe we should wait couple of years before pursuing anyone?>>4072136Is this something that has been confirmed?
>>4071924Are we bigger than him?then we can be all condescending one.>I am visiting my father, the owner, little one.
>>4072136Wait what, thats a thing, getting magic boost by staying virgin?
>>4072219How tall are we even?
>>4072136She is a fucking cultist.Quyburn and that traveling maester that will be come the archmaester of valyrian link would be better to approach once we got the cash.and if we really want her, once we are proper rich again, and not for a brief period, we can buy her if Niro can keep her alive.
>>4072219>>4072224You aren't really bigger than him, but you are around the same size. You stand somewhere between 180-190cmMy plan was to have you be around 190 when fully grown, making you essentially Robert Baratheon levels of size.Mountain is over 2 meters btw
>>4071924>> Call him a manlet in his native tongue and chastise h> Tell him in his native language your family owns the bakeryis poor grasp of Valyrian language
Why is everyone trying to antagonize him?
>>4071924> Call him a manlet in his native tongue and chastise his poor grasp of Valyrian languageWHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>4072288Because it seems funny.
>>4071924>>4072225> Tell him in his native language your family owns the bakeryIf we are the same size than calling him a manlet loses all the charm and is kinda pointless since we can not tower over him.
>>4072292So, nobody want to go to Harrenhal this time around?
>>4072308We can, but the betting wont be as solid since we arent a noble and unless we go Kingsguard or some shit we wont be getting paid mountains of cash.
>>4072288we're a teenager who was supposed to show off to our family now it backfired, take a guess.
>>4072308I mean if we go to Harrenhal next year at the very least we can't go alone.We would have to find a squad of "trustworthy" men to go with us, and then we could just have each one of us take a portion of the pooled funds to place the same bet.And if we get enough renown from this it would not seem strange for us to go to a tourney given our success here.
>>4071894Oh; I see. Pic related.>>4071924> Tell him in his native language your family owns the bakeryI don't see anything we can gain from being insulting & confrontational.
>>4072136>>4072225Have we seen proof that her magic does anything but make a mess with birb blood?Only other users of magic we know much about is Qyburn who has some degree of skill in necromancy, the greenseers with their shapeshifting and druid magic, and Marwyn the archmaester (the one with the glass candle). Marwyn is probably our best bet if we want to do witcher mutagen stuff because he travelled in Essos studying magic with warlocks and shadowbinders and has been as far as Asshai. We may have met Marwyn before when we were studying at the citadel.Also the viability of magic may be linked to the dragons because it was mentioned in A Clash of Kings that the glass candles had started to burn after a hundred years.
>>4071924>>> Call him a manlet in his native tongue and chastise h> Tell him in his native language your family owns the bakeryfuck this simp
>>4072308rather not do the same thing are we just gonna pull the harrenhall card every life sounds gay
>>4072876Didn't the Warlocks want the dragons because the dragons were considered magic generator by them?
>>4072910also, u r gay.why not massively boost our shekel count when we can for such relatively low effort?
>>4073114I suppose dragons is like meatthe dragons collect ambient magic like vitaminsthat is why the eggs stayed dormant until winter came.I agree with you tho. that anon who don't want to abuse Harrenhal's missingno is a fag.This time we have more gold to make bigger bets.
>Chad Burgher, Incel Knight>>4071932>>4071983>>4072053>>4072088>>4072158>>4072274>>4072291>>4072904>Speak the English>>4071929>>4071930>>4071970>>4071975>>4071998>>4072131>>4072132>>4072138>>4072144>>4072306>>4072616>>4072762>>4072915
> Reply to him on clear, English devoid of any accent[ 1/2 ]My family own's the bakery. Are you telling me that I am not allowed to see them?"He eyes you up and down, suspiciously"Baker's son who speaks common in Lys and wears the silks of a nobleman?"You shrug innocently as you can with your extremely broad shouldeds"If you doubt me, why not ask the people inside, they know me.""Problem is you could have bribed them."He paces around you with hand on his sword."You've the body of a warrior.""I've got the moves of one too, if that's what you're asking.""A sellsword who doesn't know his place.""Actually a physician who doesn't know his place.""Healer and Poisoner are two sides of same coin."You laugh"As if I'd need poison for-""What are you two arguing about?"Ser Arthur Dayne approaches the scene"Your colleague here thinks I might be here to poison your prince.""He claims to be the baker's son and well, just look at him.""What is your name?"You give to him a courteous bow in accordance of royal etiquette"I am Arkan and the second son of the famed baker Laemor Baenarr, whom is the owner of this establishment. I am physician by trade, warrior by hobby, athlete by passion, an erudite by nature and a baker by circumstance.""Second son? How old are you?""Fifteen Ser Knight."He raises an eyebrow scratching his head"For someone of your age, you certainly know your courtesies."Ser Arthur remarks"I know lots of things Sword of Morning, but rest assured I hold no interest in your prince or your entourage. I am merely here to let my family know of my entry in tomorrow's games."He sighs"Few words surely won't hurt anyone Ser Gerold."Giving you a suspicious look, he barks to one of the guards to bring your father forth."Heyho pops. I see you've royal visitors."He scoffs"At least the Prince has respect for tradition."Looking at your clothes, he gives you a disapproving look"Did you dress up with intent to use me to curry favor with him?""What this? Oh no, I actually had no idea of any of this. I just bought this to annoy you by showing my success and to let you know your wayward son will be competing in the coming games."He grumbles and rolls his eyes"Still no humility whatsoever..."
[2/2]Whilst you were speaking with your father, Prince Rhaegar decided to approach with many more of his guards escorting him.He was dressed in black and red silks with ruby ornaments and a gambeson greatcoat, carrying his Valyrian steel sword at his hip. Though he had the body of a warrior, he was not comparable to you nor Ser Gerold in sheer physique. "Is there a problem here?""Apologies prince Rhaegar, my insolent son has decided on the most inopportune time to pay a visit."You give him a courteus bow as he eyes you, replying in Westerosi"I was unaware that my father had such prestigious patrons. Apologies for disrupting, what I presume to be your honeymoon.""It is of no concern. My wife Elia isn't feeling too well, so we will be making our leave anyhow."He gives your father five gold dragons for his services, replying to him in Valyrian"It was a good experience. I'll want you to make an assortment of everything that can survive a ship voyage to King's Landing. My father the King should like that.""It will be done on my honor."He bows to the dragon prince as he turns to leave, followed by his entourage.Well, that was something"So, will you be coming to watch me compete?"You ask your father who scoffs at you before walking back to his bakery."Suit yourself"You turn and make your way back home. On your way back noticed the number of guards on the streets seems to have increased once more.With little else to do, you decided to spend the remainder of sunlight in reading the fighting manual you had purchased, which opened up with importance of stances and footwork. > Tomorrow's the big day > Will you use your pimped out plate armor and sword in Gladiatorial combat or use rent gear? > Rented Gladiator Gear > The Black Knight
>>4073287> Rented Gladiator GearSkullknight is for Saturday Nights also prevents some guild from siccing commies on us
>>4073287> The Black KnightBalls deep.
>>4073287> The Black KnightMaybe without a helmet just to give the lads a chance / to increase our payout. Plus bitches love seeing a guy's face.
>>4073287> Rented Gladiator Gearonly black knight for sigmar not for flex
>>4073287>The Black Knight
>>4073287>> Rented Gladiator Gearbatman prowls at night time
>>4073287> The Black KnightWhy use anything other than the best, there's no reason to handicap ourselves
>>4073287> Rented Gladiator Gear
>>4073287>Rented Gladiator GearNO, We are not publicly competing in our murder costume.
>>4073331It was self-defense and no one knows about it. What's the point of the amour and sword if we can't use it?
Just to be entirely clear, you have not broken any laws by killing the people who went axing away at your neighbor's house.It would infact reflect worse on them than you if they actually tried to accuse you of anything because majority of people living in that area would be badgered by Niiro to testify in your favor anyway.
>>4073287> The Black KnightThe only downside to doing this is that we will never be able to use that armour again without the entire city knowing it's us. Possibly every other city in the area too since there are so many visitors right now.But we're in this for the fame and fortune and if being known bothered us we wouldn't have signed up for the games in the first place.
>>4073287> The Black Knight
>>4073287>> The Black Knighthttps://youtube.com/watch?v=uvSurrGsL18
>>4073287>> The Black Knight
>>4073287> Rented Gladiator GearDexter don't show up to the department softball game in his serial-killering duds.
people will think"Look at this rich dude,all the training and armour he can afford.Killing poor people. Must've been payed by the upper crust."
>>4073287>> Rented Gladiator Gear
>>4073287>Rented Gladiator GearOur armor is our waifu.
>>4073489Knight of color
>>4073389We signed up for pit fighting, not a tournament. We're gonna be chopping up criminals and animals for fun. The only thing the crowd cares about is a good show and lots of blood.
>>4073531that is what i said. just use the rental gladiatorial armour. it shows off our body too.
>>4073287> The Black KnightMogged in Strength, Endurance, Skill and Craftsmanship.
>>4073538(You)"Look at this rich dude,all the training and armour he can afford.Killing poor people. Must've been payed by the upper crust.">>4073531People won't care what we wear or what we use they just what to see blood(You) that's exactly what I said let use the worse equipment the show off our body for the enemy to hit while they use everything they have to kill us
>>4073287>black knightTaking things slow and playing under the radar is boring anyway Perhaps this will lead to interesting opportunities
>>4073562lol. the point of gladiatorial fight is skillwearing armour that covers your entire body is a virgin move
Hum, should we start writing down some Greco-Roman philosophical work and distribute it around, to watch the ripple?
wait, i thought we were going to fight against other gladiator figthers, not normal criminals
>>4073610Not if you decide to take on a challenge worthy of the gear.Options are gonna be:- Fight some Dothraki POW- Fight some criminals- Fight some rabid dogs that attacked people- Fight some tigers- Fight an Elephant
>>4073640>- Fight some Dothraki POSNothing like two oiled-up, muscly dudes grunting and moaning as they tussle with one another. No homo.
>>4073640I feel that, in armor, all except the elephant are very doable for us.
In regards to Dothraki, you can go for some pretty fucking insane shit like ask to fight 50 on your own of you want or something.They're pretty cheap to acquire and have almost no value save for hardcore chattel slavers and for pit fights.
>>4073640- Fight some tigers- Fight some Dothraki POW
>>4073640all. by increasing difficulty
>>4073674if we go for all even our endurance might suffer fatigue, and especially with lots of attackers getting insane amounts of dice to get some crits we will be probably wounded by the time we get to the elephant..and then there are all the other contests we have to do.
>>4073691this is where our medical expertise comes inwe understand sports exhaustion from advertisements from our world.Electrolytes and Glucose drink.
>>4073700https://youtube.com/watch?v=pywjdJ7P-7oLets kill everything thrown in the arena.
>>4073640let's do some criminals or dothraki POWs, we don't want to be too tired (or injured) for the other competitions
>>4073640If we fight the elephant, do we get to keep its tusks as a trophy?
>>4073943If we take trophies after we killed a couple of tigers and an elephant is someone going to stop us?
>>4073986I suppose. I'm just thinking that someone owns the elephant, and they might have some sort of claim to its remains afterward.
>>4073668I don't wanna kill a kitty!
> Skull KnightYou wake early in the morning and do your stretches before cladding yourself into your ferrous exoskeleton, taking a moment to make sure the plumes on your helmet were in presentable condition before walking out of the door in full gear.As you did so, one of the gangers beckoned you to come around. They had a wagon prepared with Niiro onboard. "You want a ride to the Pit of Glory?""Don't mind if I do actually."You stepped on the vessel and it creaked onwards towards your Colosseum where death or glory would await you. "Nervous?""A bit, yea."He nods"I'll be betting on you for old times sake, so try not to die.""I'll do my best."As the wagon creaked, you were stopped by guards to inquire of your purpose a few times, but of course you had a good reason to be out in your battle plate.The streets were quite busy for so early in the day, many people were early to reserve their places in the queues, some you reckon came in dead of night. Some of the more opportunistic individuals were selling snacks and drink already.As you reached the staff entrance, Niiro wished you good luck as he left to try and see if he couldn't bribe someone for their place in the queue.You descended the dark corridors lit by lanterns before finally reaching the area for the fighters. Sky could be seen through the wooden gridwork in the ceiling that let in fresh air.You got some looks from the rough individuals gathered who were picking their gear from what was available as you adressed the scribe"Name?""I am registered as Arkan.""Good~ Now let me tell you how this works. You'll get to pick your fight, if we think the crowd likes it, we may offer a second one, but no pressure, you lot are essentially a warmup act for the professionals.""If you wish to put up a bit of a show, we won't stop you.""What sort of matches there are?""The fights will be to the death as a general rule. Entry pay for you, as you recall, will be 50 silver prides (105ss) yes? This is for those willing to fight equal numbers.""I remember. There was mention of bonuses too.""Ah! Ambitious sort, good! Knew it from your armor.""See, the basic fights against criminals are well and good, but the real money is to be fight either great many foes or dread beasts.""Do elaborate.""Well, Dothraki maybe cheap to acquire but fierce fighters and killing them is always a crowd pleaser. We'll pay a bonus of 30 prides for each you take down.""So if I fought 10, I'd get 300 silver prides? (630ss)""That is correct and of course the tips thrown by the crowds if they're impressed. Other sorts of fights, well... there's animals. Dogs pay 10 (21ss), Tigers and bears pay for 100 prides each (210ss) and a frenzied elephant is a 1000 (2100ss). Naturally, you can always split the rewards with other fighters if you feel like taking them on together.""Right, I'll think about it.""Oh, and if you want to enter with a stage name, let us know beforehand."
> Go as Arkan > Go with a stage name: "What?" > Go with basic bitch prisoners (Collect 105ss - easy and boring match) > Go with Dothraki ( 105ss + 63ss for each - skilled fighters, but also a crowd pleaser) > Go with dogs ( 105ss + 21ss each - considered fairly entry level ) > Go with tigers ( 105ss + 210ss each - great for bragging rights ) > Go with bears ( 105ss + 210ss each - big and strong, again good for bragging ) > Go with the elephant ( 105ss + 2100ss - shit son, what are you doing? )
>>4074972>> Go with the elephant ( 105ss + 2100ss - shit son, what are you doing? )ALL IN
>>4074973>Go with DothrakiLet's do 5 as a warmup, make a bit of a show of it. Maybe do more later if it goes well?
>>4074973> Go with a stage name: "Black Skull?"> Go with basic bitch prisoners (Collect 105ss - easy and boring match)I would say do around 18 prisoners or> Go with Dothraki ( 105ss + 63ss for each - skilled fighters, but also a crowd pleaser)around 7 dothraki to get a feel for how a second match might go
>>4074973>> Go with a stage name: "What?"I AM THE COMET, I BURN THE IMPURE.> Go with Dothraki ( 105ss + 63ss for each - skilled fighters, but also a crowd pleaser)Dogs and prisoners are boring so lets do a match against multiple dothraki, at least 10, maybe less as a warmup first. They will think they have strength in numbers but turning large groups of unarmoured enemies into chunky salsa is exactly what we geared ourselves for. Can we ask for more fights afterward? I'd like a crack at those bears, maybe we can talk them into letting us keep the pelt as a souvenir. I don't think we can handle an elephant unless we do it with a group.
>>4074980You have one match unless they wanna offer you a second one.
>>4074991Then I switch to 10 Dothraki
>>4074973> Go with a stage name: "What?"DOCTOR DOOM>Go with Dothrakispeaking of names what is arkan's sword name again?
>>4074973> Go with tigers ( 105ss + 210ss each - great for bragging rights )
Oh, also and in case you were wondering.No.They did not confiscate your grenades when you went in.
>>4074973> Go with a stage name: "R-18+">Go with Dothraki50 Dothraki thanks.BOOM BOOM MOTHERFUCKERS
>>4073640>Fight some tigersPlan is to fight some tigers, put on a EPIC MAN VS BEAST show and hopefully get tiger skins or diplo rep into getting a discount. We could put them on our Armour for prestige and street cred. Tiger Doctor? yes pls
>>4074973>Go with Dothraki50+ Dothraki.>>4075028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwiLO40MTBI
>>4074973> Go with a stage name: Deadmancan we do a combination fight? like enemy combos.> Go with Dothraki x 12> Go with dogs x 8if not> Go with tigers x 6we killed bears last time.let try some variety.
50 dothraki then if elephant dose not win
also is a bomb a lesser action because i want the pure kino of slamming our great sword into the sand/earth lighting 2 bombs at the same time then underhand lobbing them into the dothraki
>>4075056Using a bomb is a lesser action, granted, swapping weapons is a lesser action as well.
>>4075028>didn't confiscated the grenadesTWENTY EIGHT DOTHRAKIS
>>4074973How about the Chirurgeon, or the Grim Chirugeon? (or Black or Dark or whatever). Its a middle English word that eventually became "surgeon" in modern English. (If we wanted something simpler and more conventional, then we could just do "Deathhead", but I really like Chirurgeon.)
lmao just go with Chad Thundercock or "this city is ran by homos"
"this city is ran by homos"it is then lets start some shit
>>4075056You shouldn't slam the sword into the ground, it will ruin the edge. Sheathe it properly, or if we absolutely need to, drop it parallel to the ground.
>>4075066is magic banned from the arena because what we are doing will be labeled that
Stage name: Ai fucdeprins waif
>>4075066>>4075071Yeah, that is a good point about the bombs. Though I think this is effectively a free for all. I mean, we are in full armor, with a full length sword, facing off against unarmored opponents, with arakhs (presumably, if they were POWs, then it makes sense that they'd be armed with the arms they were captured with), with are basically an even worse version of the Egyptian Khopesh. And the Khopesh is really lousy.I mean, look at this thing. An arakh is probably better at threshing wheat then killing lmao. They put those savages up against a fully armored opponent, they expect us to brutalize them. They want blood, give them the bombs.Also, King, it doesn't seem like there is any consensus on a name. Do you want to make a list of them, assign numbers and then roll for them or something?
>>4075088>Egyptian KhopeshDidn't that suck because it was made from copper or really shitty bronze and kept bending?I think the idea of a round blade weapon for a rider is fundamentally sound and a good way to transform the speed of the rider into cutting power through a small impact point. Without horses and against heavy armor I agree that it is pretty useless.
>>4075071Not really, there's been dweebs who use flaming swords every now and then.
>>4075088If there is no consensus, you will probably go with Arkan.
>>4075092Yeah, if I remember correctly, that was part of it. Still, the design is basically a really primitive take on the saber, which as you said, when used on horseback, takes the speed of the rider and the force of the chop, and concentrates into a small point of impact. Sabres are able to make this work beautifully.The issue with the khopesh and the arakh is that the geometry of the point of impact is lousy. To optimize the power of the blade, you want the most force, over the smallest area. But because they have a blade that is nearly circular, the cut itself isn't stable. If you hit something the was able to move freely, the target would roll around the blade, (or if the target wasn't able to move freely, then the blade itself might roll around the target). The mechanical advantage of the cut would be lost to this roll, as the force would be constant, but the point of impact would increase in size. The geometry of the sabre addresses this, as they are noticeably less extreme then the khopesh (or the arakh), which makes the cut more stable, which reduces the roll, which makes the point of impact smaller, which maintains mechanical advantage.
>>4075124with some skill,one can disarm the other.
>>4074972> Go as Arkan>20 dothraki
>>4074973>Go with Dothraki50+ Dothraki.
50 dothraki is way too much, can we be more reasonable ?
>>4074973>> Go with Dothraki ( 105ss + 63ss for each - skilled fighters, but also a crowd pleaser)20 Dothraki.
>>4075173Mate it'll be fine.
>Hate Crime>>4074980>>4074981>>4074986>>4075010>>4075024>>4075037>>4075047>>4075048>>4075050>>4075053>>4075151>>4075170>>4075173>>4075203I don't think I even need to count the others. It's clear this quest is infested with rampant anti-european populism.
>>4075134Definitely. Though the greatest threat is being rushed and knocked down.
>Minor Hate Crime (10)>>4074994>>4075024>>4075050>Moderate Hate Crime (20)>>4075151>>4075203>Serbia is Proud of you Arkan (50)>>4075037>>4075047>>4075048>>4075170>>4075053
if we die by a suicide bombing with our own grenades im gonna strangle a motherfucker
>>4075219that is a valid battle stratgy. old warfare was about numbers.
>>4075229I'll go get the noose.
I take it you guys wanna use the bombs and not go for an honorable fight?
>>4075253If it riles up the crowd seeing someones bits fly off, sure why not. They're here for a show, not a boxing match.
>>4075253Yea. might as well get the crowd to shit itself with the glory of explosions
>Fiddy Dothraki"What if I told you I'd wanna fight fifty Dothraki?"He eyes you up and down."I'd say you'd be extremely reckless doing so and while it might make for a decent show, I don't think I'd recommend you to do it personally."You chuckle"Come on, look at me. Man with this many skulls on his armor? How is he going to win the crowd's favor if not overcoming such odds."The scribe looks at you a bit sadly"Look, tell you what. I'll talk to the guys upstairs, maybe we can work something out. This is highly unusual after all."He leaves for a moment before returning."Well, good, or bad news how you want to take it. They're letting you take on this foolhardy challenge, but the way this is going to work is that essentially, they don't think you're going to really win.""Right, so... what's the problem then?""Essentially, they want you to go in there with your fancy armor, try and survive as long as you can, and when it looks like you're about to fall, they'll send in the professionals to deal with your leftovers and they'll pay you based on how many you take down before they need to send in the main act. Hopefully your armor will protect you enough that you won't succumb to your injuries. Sound good?""Well, I'm not going to turn down a free insurance policy. Sign me up."He shakes his head as he adds your name to the list."Alright, just wait around, you'll be last on the line then. Feel free to look anyone to join you on this challenge, but I doubt anyone will agree to join.""Oh no, that's fine, I'll just linger about then."After waiting for the lesser men to clean up the criminals, the rabid dogs and other lesser foes, your time finally came."Alright, if you're still down for doing this, now's your time."You check your armor, your sword, your bombs and naturally the igniter. Everything was there."I am very much ready my good man.""Did you have a stage name?""Just go with my real name, no need to invent silly make belief names.""As you wish Arkan, right down those stairs."As you entered, the announcer yelled about."And here we have one of our local lads, a brave fellow named Arkan seeking to test his skill against a foul and repugnant foe from the mainland of Essos, rapers, thieves, murderers and raiders! Would be conquerors and godless savages! I present to you, the DOTHRAKI HOOORDE!"The gates opened and outward swaggered a slew of opponents as the crowd went quiet and air turned to whispers.>Grenade time? (You reckon you might be able to lob one in the middle, but this requires an athletics test)>Y/N?
>>4075263How fast do they all move? Wanna know how many rounds we'd need to really do the max damage possible.