Twitter: @HeroRena@ElizabethGearsask.fm/BlueLarroTali's Stats: http://pastebin.com/9XdsZ5bCTali's Notes: http://pastebin.com/XW3TrhfRQuest Log: http://pastebin.com/N1XaEFB9Journal Entry #35: My worst fears have been confirmed.I'm so dead.
>>400996------------------------>Tali sits down at a table with most of the Petal Class. Only Vendal and Lily are missing and the rest of the group are chatting happily. Everyone seems quite excited about having their family come by."Tali," Lan says, "This will be your first time for this event. Basically what happens is a member of our family comes over and we can show them around the school and some of our work. It's a great chance to let them see the kind of environment we work in. Also, it lets them know we're not just doing nothing up here. Usually it's your parents but it can be any close relative if they themselves can't make it.""Hey, Tali," Alisya says, "I heard your sister's coming. Is that true?""Yep.""That's awesome. My big brother is coming by. I haven't seen him in forever. Are you excited?""Yep.""And who's the new girl?""Dragon.""Dragon? But she's so small.""Spell.""Huh... Well uh... Hey there, dragon.">Faelanerium doesn't reply. She's too busy trying to eat a steak.>The group resumes their chatting.Bluuuuuuuuh. I'm dead. This is it. This is how the mission ends for me.
>>401023Tali, how did your sister learn that you are in Minias?
>>401023You're fine just frantically flag down your sister once she arrives and explain things.Or make an illusory copy of yourself to do it. Or leave the illusion in your seat while you sneak off invisibly to talk to her.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>401023Tali, there's only one thing to do.Kill your sister.Then tel lthe school she cancelled because she was sick.That or seduce your sister to your side.Also, seduce the Aelor Ceer.See how amazing this plan is?
>>401023Why are you so worried? Just glamour your sister to look like a human.
>>401023Tali, Tali. Everything will be fine. Maybe she'll be in on it.Also, stop using one word replies and have a conversation.
just use your powers of illusion at their maximum, as in keep it up for everyone EXCEPT your sister.
>>401023Now now, can you really be so pessimistic when sitting next to a charming elf beauty like that?Just calm down and think of her delicately curved ears. Her soft gasps as your tongue traces them delicately.
>>401023You know what to do. IMPRESS YOUR SISTER WITH YOUR HAREM AND NEWFOUND MAGICAL PROWESS.THEN TORMENT HER WITH YOUR AMAZING ILLUSION SKILLS.
>>401023Yep. You are probably dead. On the plus side, I have spells some of which may help.
>>400996You need to intercept your sister before she enters Minia, and probably explain everything. That way she'll only ALMOST ruin your cover!Image is a generic thunder/explosion spell for review, just want some opinions on whether there'll be any extra effects from how it's set up. It's mostly a rune review really.
>>401052>THEN TORMENT HER WITH YOUR AMAZING ILLUSION SKILLS.Or comfy her to sleep
>>401023totally forgot there should have been a thread yesterday. thanks for the delay larro, you've done me proud.I think you need to go for the safe option in this case, like erasing the memory of you not being an elf from the minds of all beings in the universe.Or the easier option of giving up and dying, but that's on you.
>>401023Time to figure out what the hell to do.We need to no more about your sister if you want to get through this alive. What kind of person is she? Her likes, dislikes, and personality?What kind of magic is she good at? Does she naturally have illusions like you?Can I assume you have not told her about us?What is your relationship with her? Are y'all on good or bad terms? How does she treat you?Would she be willing to play along?Can we contact her some how before she gets here?When did she go to school her?
>>400996Best case scenario you explain things privately beforehand and illusion her up to be human. Worst case scenario... well, just try to avoid anything else.
>>401083Eh can always comfy her into a coma and send her home then leg it while she's locked in a box on it's way home.
>>401067We might be able to selectively choose what illusions people see, like have her she is as normal elf male tali or something while others see fem human tali. But it could be to convoluted
>>401023Well Tali, time to start thinking what you want written on your tombstone.
>>401023Hah! The first time in a long time I can catch a thread live!
>>401096Yeah, but I have a feeling it would fall apart when Tali's sister actually got into a conversation with Tali that others could hear.Or a conversation with anybody, really. >>401097That's brilliant! We fake our death, and then if everybody is consumed by grief they won't question Tali's backstory!
Just pretend that you're the adopted child.Let your sister know via illusions.
>>401059>>401023And the rest. If nothing else, you could always use the combat buff spell then fly away, gathering enough mana to comfy the world until you can figure things out.
>>401023Out best options is to get her in on this, or try to get her through the day with us illusioning her while preventing her from realising whats going on or revealing anything confidential. In the later we need her to see us as non illusion form and have our friends that know our secret help play info bodyguard. Also can someone make a silence spell that prevents others from hearing our conversation like an area affect thing
>>400996If your sister found out about what you're up to, would she screw you over because it's funny, or help you because screwing with the rest of the academy is funny?
>>401023Maybe just come clean to her and show her your friends who know about you? You've built yourself a life here, I doubt she'd want to tear that down, especially since you've effectively abandoned your initial job.
>>401023You have to get it out, reveal to the people around you that you're an elf.
>>401191>especially since you've effectively abandoned your initial job.Speaking of such, we need to go talk to the Niggest Orb. Apparently it knows secrets and shit.
>>401028Turns out letters are just sent automatically to our families. Not hard to craft that spell.>>401036That plan doesn't sound good at all...No, I'm not sure that's a good plan...I have my doubts about it...Nothing can stop her...>>401039Oh, right.>>401067I can't die yet. I've still got the mission.>>401070>What kind of person is she? Her likes, dislikes, and personality?She's known to everyone around her as a lovely person. An autumn elf that puts others before herself. However, she was also briefly a member of Thorn class while she was here. They kicked her out for being too extreme.One of her biggest pet peeves is lying. She does love me dearly but sometimes she can be really scary.>What kind of magic is she good at? Does she naturally have illusions like you?Her natural magic involves temperature.>Can I assume you have not told her about us?You are correct.>What is your relationship with her? Are y'all on good or bad terms? How does she treat you?Like I said, she's actually really nice when she's not in her serious mode Which can happen any time she wants to teach someone a lesson. And she thinks I'm woefully uneducated about many things in the world.>Would she be willing to play along?Most likely not. But definitely more than my parents. Silver linings.>Can we contact her some how before she gets here?I could send a letter by dragon to her but the event is tomorrow.>When did she go to school her?... 6 years ago? I doubt anyone here remembers her.>>401163Honestly? She would probably just go along with it while screwing with me the whole time. Just to show me why I shouldn't do something like this again.>>401192I've been keeping this a secret too long. I wouldn't even know how to reveal it."The game's over, Tessa. You can't beat her and you know it.""Mmm... Maybe. But, perhaps if I..."".... What!? When did you draw that card!?""The first turn. I was saving it. Now your Monster is Entombed.""Dammit... How do you keep winning?""That's a secret~""-sigh- I spent so much alm on this deck... Hey, do you have any family coming over?""My people don't really have that kinda stuff but I do have a sister who's coming by.">Lan tilts her head."You have a sister?""Well, half sister. She's not the same kind of species as me but she's been with me since I first came out of the ocean.""Huh." Lan looks at Tali. "So, I heard it's your sister coming, Tali. What's she like?"
>>401225>"Huh." Lan looks at Tali. "So, I heard it's your sister coming, Tali. What's she like?"Scary, hot and incestuous.
>>401225>Her natural magic involves temperature.So you're saying your sister is hot?Yeah, tell them she's hot in a literal sense.
>>401225You can not reveal her as an Elf, Tali! She's just a plain jane human girl! Also, your sister is a Summer Elf, not an Autumn Elf, Tali. I think you've been human too long!
>>401225She, um, likes to dress as human?
>>401225Suddenly, I'm struck by the clever and ingenious idea to make it so she can't see our illusion. Nobody seems to question Tali's gender, so as long as she doesn't use the words boy or brother specifically to describe our knife-ears, everyone should just think we're half-sisters.Of course, this idea is overly silly, and I doubt we should follow it.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>401225Lie Tali.Just keep lying. You're in too deep to tell the truth.Lie until the lie becomes the truth.Also, tali? My plan is great.Either kill, delay, or seduce your sister.You have a dragon to help you. Dragons can cover up all murders if given enough motivation.Also seduce Aelor Ceer.See how flawless this plan is! Again!That and your only other optino would be to run or fake your death and then the truth comes out when you're dead or gone.
>>401225Just remember, having a breakdown because of your deep-sated guild caused by chronic lying to your new friends may be the right thing to do, but you've got to keep up illusions for now.
>>401282Shouldn't Tali rather tell them she's looking elfish? Say, she was adopted or something?
>>401225Tali, you've come to a point in your education where an increasing number of people know you are a guy. You've shed blood, sweat, and tears for some of them. I think it's time you come to the obvious conclusion that all lies have to have an end.Your sister is coming, and she'll blow the lid off of this first chance she gets if you don't have something to offer her first, and what you should offer is obvious.Your old school is a pile of shitbags who used you like a pawn for petty theft. I can forgive them needing to enter the resource wars, and Minia isn't terribly different. However, what is different is how they treated you before sending you here.You don't owe them anything, Tali. They taught you nothing, gave you nothing (well, aside from us), and they are owed nothing in return. You should have a talk with the headmaster, privately, explain the situation, and be prepared to come to an agreement on what may need to be done.
>>401307Depends whether the language they speak has gender pronouns like english does. If Tali's sister keeps referring to him with their language's equivalent of "he" things will look odd... but if the pronouns are gender-neutral Tali's relatively safe.
>>401225Just give em the lowdown on your sister like normal. The stuff you told us already basically.Also! You need to introduce Fael properly Tali!
>>401225Will you please just cut that steak up for Fael. She's going to lose a tooth or something
>>401225Well, no matter which way we look at this, the easiest way to resolve this situation is just to explain to them that she's you're half-sister, and to make sure they don't bring up the fact that you're not the same species, because it's a touchy subject. That way, even if your sister figures out that you're pretending to be a girl, the only part of your illusion that you have to worry about is your feminine form, which I imagine is easier to keep track of than the human part of it.However, the easy way is the lame way, and we should come up with a much more convoluted plan. It can only go well.
>>401225You know, she's probably already here. You probably only learned of her because she wanted you to know.Watching you. Judging you.Hunting you.Run tali. Run now
>>401416Fael will be fine, anon. If it's too tough for her to chew, she'll probably just melt it.
>>401225You can use that same half-sister excuse or even say that you are adopted or something. Your family is in on your mission at least, right?>".... What!? When did you draw that card!?">"The first turn. I was saving it. Now your Monster is Entombed.">"Dammit... How do you keep winning?"I always did have the opposite reaction when that happens in Hearthstone"ENTOMB ALL YOU WANT, IT WONT SAVE YOU FUCKING PRIEST"
>>401225The way I see it, there are couple of options.1. You figure out a spell that makes people forget the person after they've talked to her. 2. We cause an international incident that makes the military quarantine the whole thing so it'll be postponed for another year.3. Use comfy magic on everyone that's about to meet your sister.
>>4014503 seems a more viable option. Seeing Tali is the living fount of comfy magic.
>>401225That is a pretty cool figure where did she get it from?
>>401225Tell her that you're in the same situation, that you have a half sister that's coming by. Or say that you were adopted if it's more believable.>> Honestly? She would probably just go along with it while screwing with me the whole time. Just to show me why I shouldn't do something like this again.Okay, we can work with this. It will hurt us emotionally but we would not be compromised. After this conversation we should ask Faelanerium's mom to take a letter to your sister telling her that you are pretending to be a female human (leaving out that you're a spy) and that if possible she could play along and not let our secret out, and we're willing to except anything that she wants from us if she does so.
>>401225Tali, here. Please use this.
>>401450We could just use the mana gem to amplify the comfy spell enough to comfy the whole school
>>401478Wow that was some quick runecrafting 9AM that is this the reward for waking up early?
>>401450We get our lovers, 99c, and maybe Faelanerium to help guide our sister around and prevent her or other of finding info, and when someone gets to close to letting something slip, we comfy the hell out of them. We can however let our sister in on it, because tali did say she would play along.
>>401225So the school sends out these letters every year? And every student's family knows about it?This seems like a severe tactical oversight for your old school. I'd find it surprising if they didn't know about it in advance and have any plans for dealing with it.Hey, maybe we could ask some of the exchange students. Assuming they know about your mission, they might have some advice.
>>401521Or we could comfy his sister and have an illusion take her place. Granted, we'd have to figure out what to tell her after she wakes up.
>>401531The Sons of Stupid aren't a very bright organization. They're guilty of several mistakes, such as jailbreaking Ceer artifacts, a.k.a. us, the Orb.I'd be surprised if they had any plan at all for this situation, let alone a way to get the message to us.
>>401559>>401531The fact that Tali is their best success ever at the spying game shows you the level of competence they work at.
>>401575I think what's worse is that WE are their best attempt at spying.
Please wait warmly
>>401596Strange forces older than the gods must be at work...oh what if we save mirror Lily and grab mirror Tali's Sister and comfy the real one into passing out for the duration of family day? This plan has 0 chances of screwing up right?
>>401600Turning up the heater.
>>401553Have her take a drink of something like tea or alcohol and comfy the hell out of her. We could have the illusion say she isn't feeling good and have it go to talis' room
>>401628Then we say she it was some strong experimental alcor stuff
>>401616What if, while we're grabbing Mirror Lily we grab the entire League of Lily for the Family Day event? Then we'll have at least five Lily to hang out with, possibly even the brand new Hoodie Lily. Also, I think after lunch we should take Fael to get a bath since she's spent like a hour fighting with that Steak, then afterwards we can go to the fashion club and dress her up nice.Possibly Magical Girl style.
>>401263I mean, literally, yeah.But also cold. Because temperature.>>401312I now feel even less confident in this plan.>>401336Oh gods..."She's uh... She's an interesting person. Kinda hard to put into words. She uh..."Bluh.It's hard. I feel the lies building up."She's my half sister, though.""Really?" Lan says."Yeah. I uhm... I lost my parents when I was a baby and her family took me in. She's an elf.""So you lived with the elves?""Yep.""Oh," Alisya says, "That explains a lot.""Hmm?""You smell like an elf. I was wondering about that. Alright, Tessa, there's no way you can beat THIS!"1/2
>>401646What is the League of Lily? Can I have some backstory of the origin of that?
>>401710Tali. Will you help that poor girl with that Steak before she goes on a rampage. Jesus Christ, you're her rider and you're just ignoring the poor girl's plight. Also compliment them on their Ultra Rare Lucy Figure.
>>401710in retrospect, things would have been easier if we didn't unnecessarily decide to disguises ourselves as an elf
>>401710I wonder what Alisya thought about Tali smelling like elf before now.Did she think "she" was getting it on with other elves?Tali, you should totally get it on with other elves.Start with Alisya.
>>401710Consider this Tali: each time you betray the trust people have put upon you by lying, you stain your soul with black. How long until you've darkened yourself and transform into some malevolent creature?
>>401744Like the malevolent creature to Tali's left?
>>401744Bah, he has Ceera and Vaisi to keep him on the right path. We can trust their morals.
>>401750Ok, but I don't think it's fair to- oh, you mean the dragon?
>>401710Oh look, it's Jeffrey! Or is this one Lucy?Either way, ask about the game they're playing, it'll distract you from your troubles for a little bit.
Maybe I should just... Come clean about everything.I'm starting to feel really bad about all of this."A ROCK!? ARE YOU SERIOUS!? WHAT EXPANSION IS THAT EVEN FROM!?""Heroic Adventure.""THIS IS BULL!">>401478>Tali casts the spell to help out Faelanerium.I don't know... What do you guys think?
>>401710Man that is one tough slice of meat
>>401710TALI! THE FUCK IS THAT THING!
>>401775Consult Ceera and Vaisi
>>401775Check behind you, some new people are here.
>>401724As Mirror-Lily was being pulled from the mirror-verse suddenly, Reverse Tali, an elf on a mission to get all the best waifus, kidnaps her. He's been stealing waifus left and right.So, in an attempt to contact her Tali for help, she accidentally gets in touch with War Lily.It turns out her bestest friend ever, War Vendal, was taken so The two decide to work together and with the help of Gears they assemble an armyHowever, Gears can only summon other Lily from throughout the Larroverse, so they gather all the Lily they can and form the League of Lily, champions of the Larroverse fighting against Reverse Tali and his Waifu Stealing ways. But the real BBEG is actually Reverse 99c. Who has realized that by her universe having ALL the waifus It'll be the main universe and thus be the one that gets all the attention and is manipulating Reverse Tali into stealing them.
>>401784THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT ANON. WHAT YOU NEED TO BE WORRIED ABOUT IS HOW IT GOT TAKEN OUT BY A ROCK.
>>401775Talk it over. Try to come up with a short list of how many people would be after your life if you came clean.
>>401775Random people in the background! Prepare to be asked questions!Tali! Go ask the people lurking behind you about the steak!
>>401775THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE.
>>401775I think you should relax and trust us Tali. We've never let you down, so we'll figure something out. If shit hits the fan, then we'll fix it. Also, you should relax abit. Take Fael to the baths and just soak and stop worrying about the stress.
>>401775I'd say it's okay to do it one by one if you think about how they might react and possibly have those friends who aleady know there as well to vouch for you. Also, be prepared to grovel for forgiveness.
>>401775Well, if you come clean, you're gonna get kicked out of Minia. You've been sent to infiltrate, not land yourself in prison.
>>401799Rena the Rock is stronger then Lucy. 1000% Canon.
>>401797That sounds like a bad DC comics multiverse crossover event (which is all of them).
>>401775Ask your harem about what they thinks you should do. they care about you and will probably help you think things through.
>>401822Nah, it's easily 100 times better then anything DC or Marvel's put out lately.
>>401820Only in her magical girl Rena form.
>>401775Hey dude, everything's going to be alright, yeah? Just take it as it comes. If you start worrying about everything at the same time, you're just going to burn out. You're totally capable of handling this. Believe in the us who believe in you!
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>401710>>401775FOOLISH ELF, my plan is perfect! I'll show you! I'll show you ALL!!Ahem.Tali, look, you come clean? You fail your mission.Also lose a lot of trust. The lie can't be stopped now. God knows what they'd do to you. no The best goal is to keep lying and expand your powerbase until you can't be removed.So what are you donna do? Run and let the truth come out? Or do something to take neutralize your sister?First, seduce the aelor ceer, get the assassin off your back and looking to keep you alive. Because you have an assassin after you no matter how incompetent he is and that needs to be stopped before he figures out that he is probably very capable of murdering you with his bare hands.Secondly, either get your sister on your side by telling her the truth in secret, or seducing her. That or it mean that you have to leave.Make your choice elf.And trust my plan! See how trustworthy it is!!!!!
>>401775We now know what's Lucy/Jeffery's weakness is, we must eliminate it so our ultimate monster is unkillable!
>>401838Maybe we should consider combing the two names? Jucy? Luffy? Wait, no, that last one's taken.
>>401829Just wait until they diversify the Lily's by making one a male who identify himself as an elf and looks nothing like the other Lilys at all.
>>401834>nat 1I like this plan.
>>401775>>401834The dice have spoken!Seriously, though, Tali, the time has come for coming clean. As much as I'd love to see you use this spell I've attached, knock out your sister, leave her in the tower with Vaisi, and then try to pull double shifts impersonating her and yourself, I like to be the helpful voice.It doesn't have to be all at once, but start figuring out how to make the wheels turn. Fuck your old school, and protect the smiles that matter to you.
>>401856Larro wouldn't do that he listens to his fan.
>>401775Well, coming completely clean is almost certainly gonna result in your expulsion. I'm sure some of your friends will forgive you, but at least one will overreact and tell the faculty before you get a chance to make up with them.I don't think you should feels too bad about lying though. You've avoided lying as much as you could without revealing your gender, and honestly, a lot of people in this school are better off/better people because you were here. You've helped a lot of people and the only lies you've made are on the topic of your gender and race.
>>401775maybe just decide to make less lies moving forwards? Kind of stuck with the current ones.Don't let your sister bully you into being a good person.
>>401775From what you told us of your sister, i would advise to reveal your elf heritage, but not revealing your true gender. I Suspect she would just run with it but would TEASE YOU to death after it tough.
You could say that you are an elf and tell them that you were pretending to be a human because those little moth people that hang around with them are really cute and you want to pet one.
>>401937>>401775I think this person is on to something. At least stop lying about being an elf, starting by coming clean to the person you just fucking lied to. I honestly don't know why you did that to begin with.
>>401945Now hold on, don't forget about everyone's favorite armless girl. If we reveal anything about being an elf, then we risk a lot more than our mission being compromised. Heck, at this rate, our mission is just to have fun and be a good student at the superior school, where all our best friends are.We're only lying so we can continue to be with them, right?
>>401975Oh and the point I was trying to make was that she might kill us if she learns we're an elf. No pressure~
>>401975Nah. Our class is full of elves, and Vaisi doesn't hate elves last I checked. Hell, she knows we are one. The only thing in Minia is that the students must be female if they aren't transfer. The gender is the only real secret.
>>401775Look, just tell your sister and endure her punishment. You can start telling more of your friends ONCE YOU'VE CALMED DOWN.
>>401987Vaisi doesn't hate elves, but she does have an overpowering lady boner for the mocha-skinned human Tali.
>>401975>>402006...doesn't vaisi already know?I mean, they've fucked, soooo.
>>402006If she learns that's a lie, then it's very likely she'll go absolutely bonkers, according to a Q&A in a previous chapter.
>>402015She knows he's a dude, but not that he's an elf. It's very complicated.
>>401791Yeah, I think I should talk to them about it. And maybe Ninety-Nine since she already knows too. I don't know.>>401794>Tali looks behind him.Oh, that's Shara and... Someone else?"Faelanerium, what are you doing on the floor?""Eating.""You shouldn't eat on the floor.""What? But that's the best place to eat.""Maybe but... If you're comfortable there, I suppose.">Tali takes a deep breath and tries to calm down. Everything is a bit stressful right now.Maybe I should do something to relax.There are the baths. But... Every time I go there I tend to get more stressed out. For different reasons.>>401768"What are you guys playing?""It's the newest thing. It's called Quest of the Unknown. Basically you buy a buncha figures, toss them on the board, and fight with them. It works better when you have figures from the same sets but sometimes you can combine them. Watch, if I use this Blue Girl and Lalalia the Blue Girl gets annoyed by her and gets +1.4 atk. See?""I see..."I need to do something to take my mind off of all this and my sister. I'm still taking Faelanerium around though. What should I do?
>>402023no, she knows he's an elf dude, not a girl human.
>>402024go and, uh, make some maple syrup in privateor in public if you're into that
>>402024Go fuck Ceera, Vaisi, and the new Ceer?
>>402024Show Faildragon Gear's computer
>>402025I'm about 99% sure she thinks he's a Human male, anon. If you can find evidence to prove me wrong, I'll happily concede, but I'm almost certain that he kept up the human part of the illusion infront of Vaisi.
>>402024You can probably buy some figures off of 99c if you wanna play. We are awesome at these games too, so if there are any bets going on, you could sand to make a lot of money.
>>402024Take Fael to the baths and relax
>>402024Time for a bath. Grab Ceera and Vaisi and maybe 99c. At this time of day, things should be pretty vacant there. Also, Ceera can help you style her hair.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>402024Look, you should consult first. go ahead and go let 99c help.but, like, get that done first. if you put it off, then odds are with how fate loves its timing the moment you go to plot how to handle this is the moment your sister actually arrives.I still stand by seducing the Aelor Ceer and expanding your powerbase, and well... you do have a rich as fuck friend who would probably help you. And by that I mean 99c.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>402024If you wanna relax, just hang out with Fuwa and have a nap. Fuwa can even listen to your troubles. Just be COMFY!
>>402043We should absolutely buy some figures for ourselves, and then maybe a bunch for Fael. I'm sure she'd like them for her horde.
>>402024dragon riding in the sky!
>>402024Wait if we secretly shrink your sister and lead her to a mini Minia without her knowing anything, then you can use your illusions at a smaller scale and make everything seem normal. As soon as the day is over, you can just lead her outside and grow her to normal size. You can just use figures or dolls for illusions that your sister isn't talking to.
>>402024pet your dragons fluffy tail and administer head pats. Also comfy your self with magic
>>402068But then the real Minia will wonder why Tali's sister never showed up.
>>402089Tali could just day she had last business to take care of
>>402024In the event that your gender is discovered, just claim that you identify as a girl. It'll help... a little.
>>402118This is true.I'm concerned by the number of store fronts I'm having to click today.
>>402024Play the game.
>>402024Should we tell your sister that you currently have two girlfriends, and a dragon
>>402135Gilgamesh would be triggered
>>402024Talk to your nakama
>>402150>two girlfriends, and a dragondragon wife. We got dragon married last thread.
>>402024How about some more combat training?
>>402030Please...>>402033PLEASE.I'm with my dragon right now!You know what, I'll just play the game. This game."Where can I buy some figures?""You're interesting? Come on, they have some at the student store.">She tells Tessa she'll be right back and heads off with Tali. When they get to the store she explains that you need at least five to play. She suggests buying four from one set and one from a different set.>Tali does that buying four Currency Adventures figures and one Heroic Adventure figure.>He opens all of them."Wow... That's uh... I've never seen that before. I don't even know how you got the fifth one, she's not even in that set..."".......""Can we get another one? Sold out? Oh... Uhm... Sorry, Tali.""......"I'm just gonna go to the bath. What could go wrong there?1/2
>>402183And an alternative universe lily pending
>>402192Holy shit Tali, you got five of best girl!It's fate, you need to get her Dakimakura now.
>>402192These are perfect for battle. Believe in the heart of the figurines!
>>402192To the baths!
>>402192that's a lot of demonologist
>>402192Where can buy these! I would sell out Tali for one of them!
>>402192I'm sure your dragon has never enjoyed warm water. Yes this will be a nice thing.
>>402192Wow, tough luck bro. Better give this up and find a better hobby, one with cuter girls maybe.
>>402192This is perfect Tali! Five Demonologists might just be the perfect meta for you to win every game! I mean, I say this, but we actually have no idea how this game is played, or what the Demonologist figures abilities are, but still, this is a very good pull.
>>402192Calling it now! It's all going to go wrong. Also, don't forget your dragon, are you bringing her to the baths too?
>>402192No don't bring an acid dragon to the baths!
>>402192Well, you could always sacrifice four of them to empower the other. Feed the beast!
>>402192>Tali takes his dragon with him to the baths. As they walk Faelanerium explains that dragons don't need to bathe for any reason other than pleasure. Their arcane flames keep them in pristine condition their entire lives.>He asks if she's ever tried a heated bath.>She says she hasn't.>When they get there he helps her out with the changing room, showing her where everything is stored and all the supplies they'll need. The warmer room seems to bring her to life. She looks more active and her cheeks are more rosey."Tali~!" Vendal slithers up to him. "Hey, I was just about to jump in. Would you like to wash each other's-""Hello." Faelanerium says."You know, I think I'm in the mood for a shower instead. Bye, Tali.">She slithers away.Ah.A missed chance to bathe with VendalYeah, that about sums up how everything's been going."Tali, someone has left alm in a bag here. I'm claiming it." Faelanerium says.
>>402304Tali, see if Vendal hasn't gone far and if you can catch up with her.We can't have two of our friends avoiding each other. Also tell Fael not to mess with it, we don't know who's it is.
>>402304Oh my god, Tali. That's probably Vendal's. Don't be a thief, reprimand Fael!
>>402304Wash your dragon.Also tell her she's a bad dragon for randomly taking shit from inside the school.
>>402304No no Fael. Leave other people's possessions alone. Let's get in the bath. We can wash each other's backs and stuff. Ok?
>>402304Scold Fael for hurting Vendal again and tell her to apologize!
>>402318Then show her a real Bad Dragon
>>402304>A missed chance to bathe with VendalAlso, bad Fael! You can't claim people's alm bags in the baths!
>>402304Wash your dragon Tali. Make sure she doesn't kill anyone.
>>402304Oh, better, let fael have fun on her own and go help Vendal, it's hard to wash one's back even in the shower.
>>402304Fael, that's stealing. That's bad. Well, unless it's abandoned, but it's in someone's bag, so...Ask how her mother got her hoard.
>>402304>"You know, I think I'm in the mood for a shower instead. Bye, Tali."this is truly the darkest timeline
Pausing for a bit to grab a bite to eat. Will return shortly, feel free to continue suggesting and whatnot.Also if you have the time please check out the new Magical Academy Quest: The Movie Kickjammer.We've already done some preemeptive casting and have sent out letters to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson for the role of Tali, Danny DeVito for The Orb, and Michael Cera for Ceera.Hopefully it goes well!Be back soon!
>>402304Don't make the dragon unhappy. Let her keep it
>>402361All of my Alm.
>>402304Point out that stealing alm from the people you have to live nearby only leads to trouble, which is why you should always get treasure legitimately as a gift or otherwise OR from people who live far away.
>>402384Or people who are dead, or about to be.But, uh, don't tell Fael that.
>>402361Truly the best casting ever! They all fit their roles perfectly!
>>402361I am throwing my money at the screen! It's not doing anything!
>>402361This is a beautiful world we live in. Think about it, the words coming out of our non-existent mouths right now, spoken in DeVito's voice. Absolutely beautiful.
Is boy Ceer still trying to lay eggs in Argen via kiss?
>>402423>Tali! Hey, Tali! Whatcha going to do about your sister, Tali!?
>>402304You know, Fael, if you take Vendal's alm, she probably won't be willing to give you something even more valuable. If you ask nicely, she might be willing to help you learn how to braid your hair. It can make you really popular with other girls when done well.
Psst, Tali.One of these days you should go back to the dungeon runner's club and look for Slimecrown Citadel
>>402464DON'T GIVE THE LILY LOOK ALIKE ALM!
>>402464Do we even know the runes for slime and crown?
>>402544Would the combination be Slime, Crown, and Citadel? Or would it still be under "Dungeon of Pain?" Runes are weird.
>>402566Hard to say we did go to ELF ELF ELF before to find Pride World Wide I guess we really do need to go the exploration club.
>>402304You pervert, wanting to bathe with Vendal
>>402640We have shaped Tali into The pervert he is today. There is nothing wrong with his kinks.
>>402699Except that he doesn't have enough and is still too much of a racist elf asshole.We are doing good work though.
>>402699Tali was always a pervert. He just didn't know that he was.
>>402640It's not perverted, it's healthy
>>402776Well a boy at his age, well, pheromones start to run wild and they start to have thoughts about the the other gender. They experiment with these urges through a variety of ways, anon; like pornography, sex, or exercising their young bodies also all men are misogynist scum that are oppressing women.
>>402304tell us what she looks like naked
>>402304"Wait, no, Fael, you can't just take people's stuff.">She stares at Tali for a moment."Why?""Cause it's... Not yours? And it's bad?""It's mine now. I've claimed it. I'll add it to my hoard when I get back.""Yeah but it wasn't yours to begin with. So this is stealing.""It's mine now.""But it wasn't always.""But now it is.""But at some point it wasn't and you can't just take it.""But it's mine now.">Tali looks, Vendal is getting away. If he wants to talk to her he has to do so soon.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>402932Let her win. She's a dragon. Not gonna convince her otherwise right now.Pursue and Seduce the Vendal.Unless you'd rather convince the dragon with acid spit she's wrong?
>>402932Goddamit fael stop being adorable. Tali tell her that not everybody dragon sized can lay claim like she can. That and try to distract her more with taking a bath then the bag of alm.
>>402932We need to get those tits into the bath with you & Fael. Ask Fael not to use her acid on the curvy snake lady. And try to VenVen to not hate Fael, it was a bad first impression.
>>402932et her win. She's a dragon. Not gonna convince her otherwise right now. we can have a tlak with her latterPursue and Seduce the Vendal.and try to get them to like each other
>>402932Vanish the valuable while you're arguing. Illusions for the win
>>402932Fa'el what happens if say your mom took your stuff and made it hers? Permanently. You'd be angry yes? Angry and Sad. If you're going to take something that isn;t yours and is someone's elses, that's going to get a lot of people mad at you.
>>402932Forget the Vendal. Teach the dragon Morals. You have to give reasons for why she shouldn't steal not just tell her it's bad. For example it will cause problems for you or maybe it belongs to one of your friends and she already promised not to be mean to your friends.
>>402932Tali, let her win. We have enough Alm we can pay whoever it was back later, we'll leave a note.Tell Fael to get ready for her bath and go talk to Vendal. Let Vendal know it was a bad first impression and you feel bad Fael spit acid at her, but she DID pretty much stomp all over Fael's dream.
>>402932Promise a reward of she leaves the money be then tell her to wait and run after vendal
>>402932You're going to get in a lot of trouble if Fael starts stealing everyones stuff.
>>402932Count the coins and leave an IOU note. "Sorry my dragon has no concept of other's rights and spits acid. Will pay you back."
>>402932Strong hordes are built from people, not possessions. Someday Fael will need to understand this. However, for now, leave her to it.
>>402932Advise her that she might want to talk to her mother about ownership when she gets back home. If you can replace the money, do so. Don't try to take the money from the dragon that will lead to acid burns or maiming or both.Do not leave the dragon unsupervised, regardless. You're just going to have to talk to Vendal later!
>>402932"What would you think of someone who just took from your hoard? Right, now tell me do you want to be like that person? Or do you want to be enter than them? "
>>402932"When you're small you have to follow small people rules, because otherwise everything gets broken because it's all fragile. Like a dollhouse."Chase down that Vendal.
ye, leave a note. pay whoever it is back later.
>>402982Remember last time we used comfy on a dragon.
>>402932You can't change her mind now. Let her deal with the consequences when the owner finds out.
>>403046It's probably Vendals money
>>403046>Let her deal with the consequences when the owner finds out.We don't need anymore dragon based maiming. We'll have to just try and teach her slowly, Professor Ryuko said Dragons have trouble understanding the culture of mortals and work more on brute strength for dominance.
>>403046I don't think it will be her dealing with the consequences.
"No, Fael, you can't just... Okay, that might belong to my friend. And you remember how you said you wouldn't be mean to my friends.""Yes.""Well this is being mean to them.""How?""It's... It's complicated. But sometimes if you do this people get mad. And if they get mad they get mad at me too. And they don't want to spend anymore time with me or go outside. So we need to not take their stuff because it keeps them happy. Do you understand?"".... I understand.""Okay, good. Now just stay here for a moment, I'll be right back.">Tali rushes to catch up to Vendal."Hey, wait!" He calls out to her. She turns to face him, still looking quite upset."Vendal.. I know what Fael did was really mean but she really didn't know any better. She's a dragon, she didn't know what she was doing. She really is a sweet girl and all I'm asking is you give her another chance."".... Well... Alright, Tali. I shouldn't have been so hasty in my judgement. Sometimes people need to reveal different facets of themselves to show how they really shine. I'm sure she is not what she first appeared to be.""She's really not. Come with me." She nods and goes with Tali back into the changing room.Oh god.>His dragon is now sitting atop a pile of clothes and other belongings."This room is my den now. All of this is no longer their stuff anymore, so now they shouldn't be mad. It's my stuff."
>>403083Check Vendal's fin to see if they have changed color again.
>>403083Push her off the pile and claim it as your own.
>>403083hit face with handthats not how it works well lest shes thinking bout ithow well time to get wet
>>403083Ask vendel to help with calming the dragon down. Give her an IOU if you need to! Just think of this as spending quality time with her!
>>403083Tali, Summon Old Beowulf
>>403083..Great, she's throwing a hissy fit.Here's a freebie Tali: "I guess I should just go claim the suddenly un-owned dragon hoard next to Shen's hoard."I think she might be going a bit hoard-loopy. She needs to give dive into her normal hoard.
>>403100Wait, could Tali sit on her and claim her as his own?
>>403083Not how it works FA'el, lift the dragonloli up and give her a long explanation of property rights.
>>403083>All of this is no longer their stuff anymore, so now they shouldn't be mad. It's my stuff.Well darn, Fael. I was going to take you dungeon diving after our Bath. But, if this is all your stuff, I don't think you'll want anymore rare and shiny treasure.I mean, you've already got SO MUCH you have to carry back, what would you do with valuable artifacts worth much more then this.Oh well, come on Vendal. Let's bathe and leave her to her unshiny trinkets.
>>403083For heavens sake. Walk her through it AGAIN.
>>403083Ask her if that's wise. Does she really want a den in this moist area where her hoard can rust and everyone is always making taking their baths right next door? She won't be able to fit in here at her full size either.
>>403083Okay. Fael, let's say you left one of your possessions sitting around at some point and you came back to find <insert the dragon she hated here> had collected it into a pile and laid claim to it. You would be upset wouldn't you?Please help me put all of this stuff back okay?
>>403083Well, I suppose she no longer needs the bigger one full of things that are actually valuable.
>>403127>Okay. Fael, let's say you left one of your possessions sitting around at some point and you came back to find <insert the dragon she hated here> had collected it into a pile and laid claim to it.I'm pretty sure that happened and it involved Fael breaking off a pair of Cleo's ribs and then keeping them as trophies.We shouldn't be trying to do anything that provokes her accepting the challenge.
>>403083Seriously do illusions not work on dragons? Make all the stuff look and feel like rocks. She'll lose interest
>>403083No sense being short about this. Walk her through everything. Stealing from people you care about weakens hurts them, which means they won't help you or talk to you. What's more, it means the police may become involved, big and scary people who could at least threaten Tali and lock him up for good.
>>403176Or they could confiscate parts/all of his hoard!
>>403104We still need to check that black orb don't we?
"I guess I should just go claim the suddenly un-owned dragon hoard next to Shen's hoard.""That's mine two.""You can't have both.""Yes I can.""Well you're not at the other one so it's mine now.""....... Tali, I really like you but if you really want my hoard I'll fight you for it. I beat up Cleo when she tried to take my stuff. I don't wanna but I'll do it."Damn, called my bluff.>He looks pleadingly at Vendal for help. She's too busy staring at the dragon.Crap... What the hell can I-"So if someone beats you," Vendal says, "You lose the hoard?""Yeah.""Well, what you have beneath you once belonged to my underclassmen. That means I'm in charge. Their stuff is practically mine.""It's mine now.""Then I'll fight you for it.">Tali looks at Vendal in surprise."You'll fight me?""Yes. But I won't use my magic and you won't use your poison. We'll just fight one on one.""Snake lady, I am a dragon. This won't be a fight.""Maybe. But if I win you can't take anything else in this school as a part of your hoard. It's all mine.""And if I win?""You can keep that stuff.""I already have the stuff, though. It's mine. I want something else.""But you already have everything.""Hmm..... You'll be a part of my hoard."Oh boy..."Very well then. Let our fight begin."1/2
>>403222that is one smug-ass dragon
>>403222oh may this is gona be good should we put bets on it?make a show of it and make money ? catfight in the baths
>>403222Snake vs dragon.hmmmmmmm
>>403222>"Hmm..... You'll be a part of my hoard.">Oh boy...Oh boy is right.
>>403222After the fight, if Vendal wins, we get all dramatic and shit. Be all "I can't let this stand. You beat my dragon as her rider I have to avenge her loss!"Then use an illusion or something that only Vendal can hear and tell her to let you win.Then you're on top, you avenged Fael's loss, and you get to control all the stuff in the school because you're the strongest.
>>403247i wana fuck the smug out of her>>403259this we could do or use the illusions to rig the fight
>>403259This one's the best plan all dayWhen we win, does Vendal become a part of Tali's hoard instead?
>>403222-------->The fight doesn't last long. The Dragon tries to do what she would do to anything else and just push Vendal aside. The Undine trips her by sliding her tail under her feet. Then, when the dragon hits the ground, she pins her down by just placing her tail on top of her.>The dragon squirms and struggles but her smaller frame can't lift Vendal's tail."T-Tali! My rider! Help! I can't move this snake's fat tail off of my back!""Fat!? I am not fat!""Tali, help!""No, I've won the fight. Admit defeat.""Never!">Vendal frowns and forces her tail down some more. Fael's arms give out and she wriggles ineffectually."Nnnn...! I give! I give!""Oh? You surrender?""Yes!""You won't try to take anything in the school again?""No!""Hmm. Tali, what do you think?"
>>403273Tali, do this: >>403259
>>403273Make her promise on her hoard or something
>>403273This sounds like it's asking for trouble (>>403277). Make her promise on her hoard and apologize for earlier.
>>403273I think we're goofing around enough, everyone, time for a bath!Although.. >>403277is an excellent suggestion. You'll even get a change to cop a feel and seduce her.
>>403273Fael, you're not happy about this, are you? I mean, about having something taken from you. That's why we have rules against that sort of thing; in this society, you can't take something without its owner's permission; that's called "stealing". Even if you physically take something, it still belongs to the person who owned it before, and you'll be punished if you try to take it away. Understand?
>>403273I'll second this: >>403279That dramatic option might teach Fael the wrong lesson about this.
>>403310Maybe, but if we win, we get respect points with Fael, which means she'll be more likely to listen to us in the future.
>>403273I'm sure she learnt her llesson.Picking a fight with Vendal would just make Fael want to fight her more.
>>403324We can also claim to be the strongest and she won't think we abandoned her when she lost.That's what I'm worried about most, that she thinks her Rider abandoned her when she lost a fight. Which might make her do more stuff to try and win our respect back and seem strong.
>>403259Gotta agree with this
Breaking here for the night, feeling tired. We'll resume same time tomorrow.Thanks for reading everyone!
>>403273Sorry fael but you agreed to one on one. Gotta honor our word.
>>403349Sleep well, Larro!
>>403349Do not forget Larro.Do not forget!
>>403349Same time as planned larro or same time we started tonight larro?In either case, stay comfy larro!
>>403376whoop, I'm a dumbass.http://imgur.com/a/2dciK
thanks, just reading up on the last one and im alredy in love
>>403349Silva's shown up all of once, I think?She's on the chart as a teacher.
>>403273Don't try a fake fight, if you win then Fael will probably start stealing shit again.Also try not to challenge her to a fight just to get pinned under that tail on purpose. Actually wait, DO do that. Then Fael will feel grateful and you can say "of course I could not beat someone who defeated a dragon!"
>>4033976pm got it. GN!
>>403397Fuck, I'll be at work then. I'll try to catch back up when I clock out.
>>403273A deal is a deal. I'm sure our dragon is honorable.
>>403273Compliment Vendal on her fighting abilities.Go bath and relax, you don't need to add more lies today. Ask Fael how she likes her food, she seemed unfamiliar with the steak.
>>403277Please do this.People aren't thinking like a dragon. Vandals ability to make Farl abide by her terms relied on Vendal staying stronger then her. Eventually Fael will be normal size again and will most likely corner Vendal to make up for this. Dragons run on strength makes right.By "overpowering" Vendal we not only fill our vows as Dragon Rider, it means someone Fael likes is dominant. Which not only assuages Fael'd wounded pride, it prevents retaliation when Fael is once again stronger.I.E.: She is a dragon. Start relating to her with dragon logic instead of noodle elf logic.
>>403273Crawl under that tail as well and have a nap.
>>400996Tali's Runes puu.sh in Tali's Stats pastebin seems ded
>>404609Fixed. Thanks for pointing it out.
>>403988Fael can't fit into the school while she's giant.
>>405513So Vendal just has to never leave the school and stay inside forever and she'll be safe.
"I can't let this stand. You beat my dragon as her rider I have to avenge her loss!">Vendal stares at Tali, confused for a moment. Tali gives her a pleading sort of look like 'just go along with it'.>He goes up to her and bops her shoulder. She falls down."I have been defeated~" She says, swooning."Hmph! Now the school and all within are part of my hoard! That means to you can't touch it, okay Fael?""Heh. My Rider is so strong, he even managed to beat the fat snake. Alright, Tali. I won't touch your hoard even if I see something I really really want.""Good. Alright, glad that's settled."I think that was the right move. Faelanerium looks pretty proud right now and we got it all solved.Hierarchy's been set, too.Me>Vendal>FaelaneriumSo hopefully she won't try to fight her again.-------------------------->The group enters the bath. Faelanerium jumps in first with abandon only to practically leap out."The water is warm and deep! Tali, why is it like this!?""It's so people can wash themselves.""I don't like it! Change it!"1/2
>>406040Tali, use this chance to get closer with your dragon! INTIMATELY, THAT IS.
>>406040>Vendal smiles as she watches Fealanerium panic."Hey, Tali. What does she mean by Rider? She keeps calling you that."Ah, crap. Right...That's a secret.
>>406054It's a title reserved for use in the bedroom. But she's taken to use it everywhere, it's fairly embarrassing.
>>406054You can be honest for once, Tali. You're a Dragon Rider, and Fael doesn't ride you, you ride her!
>>406054That's because... she... uhh... saw me riding a stick horse!
>>406054It's a private matter between Fael, a professor, and myself. She was very clear that I should keep this private, so please don't ask anymore. Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies.Alternately, just tell her you are a dragon rider, but that this is kind of supposed to stay secret.
>>406054Vendal washing the tip of her tail. Lewd.
>>406054Admit to becoming a dragon rider. It's fine.
>>406054Careful Tali, don't stare at the nipslip.
>>406054Imagine her rubbing your dick like she's rubbing her tail
>>406054Quick distraction! Turn the water to ice cream around fael!
>>406054>"I don't like it! Change it!"Apply comfy generously to the hurt area.>Vendal She's trying to distract you from her being called fat snek. Reassure her she's perfectly proportionned.
>>406054be sure to appreciate that tail taliit would be quite rude to just ignore it
>>406054"Ah, um, that's nothing! Don't worry about it!"Then go over to your dragon and whisper to her (loudly enough for Vendal to hear) "Could you not call me that in school, please? It's kind of supposed to be private."With luck, Vendal will think it's something ~private~, and not that you're an actual bonded dragon rider.Also! Can we improvise a spell to make the water cooler for Fael? Maybe use the Ice rune to make an ice platform for her to lie on, so the water will be cold and shallow for her, while also using the Excluse path and the AOE rune so it doesn't chill the rest of the bath.
>>406054Just be honest. Maybe we can convince Vendel to help up keep secrets from Nee-san, under the guise that she is helping us keep this one thing a secret
>>406054I think we can trust Vendal. Just have to ask her to keep it a secret. Also, I like the Ice Platform for fael from this >>406188
>>406114Ice, but not ice CREAM
"Can you keep a secret?""Sure, Tali.""I... Am actually a Dragon Rider. And she's my dragon. That's why I'm taking her into the school, to show her where I'm living right now.""A... Dragon Rider?""Yep.""Huh..."".... Is something wrong?""No... Just picturing things.">Faelanerium stomps over to Tali."Tali!""Yes?""The water is warm! It's weird!""That's how it's supposed to be.""I don't like it! Make it different!""I can't really do that easily."I don't even have my spellbook."Hmph..." She frowns."Just relax and get used to it. You'll like it after a bit.""Never."1/2
>>406246Comfort her, Tali! Use your natural magic. Just get in close!
>>406246Comfy the water! I'm sure nothing bad can come from that!
>>406246She's not usually this small Vendal.
>>406093>>406083>>406097Please...>>406246"Come here, Fael.">The dragon moves closer to Tali. He pulls out a container filled with a liquid-like soap."Stay still, I'm gonna wash your hair.""What?"------------------------>The dragon has been doing the opposite of standing still the whole while."Unhand me! No! I am a dragon, you can not handle me like this! I'll spit poison at you!""Fael, stop wriggling around! I'm just trying to wash your hair!""It's weird! I'll bite you! I mean it!"I don't think this is going well.
>>406268Just.. Hug her and relax then?
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>406268Quick, while Vendal isn't looking, have Fael ride you lewdly! This is your chance, Tali! Calm her down by giving her the D!
>>406268Tali, promise her if she holds still, you'll take her dungeon diving after this to get her some shiny awesome treasure and let her blow stuff up. Also, tell Vendal that she's usually not this small.And make sure you initiate skinship with Fael. Hold her and rub her face and see how many scales she has on her belly.
>>406268Tell her other dragons will laugh at her if she shows up before them with dirty hair.
>>406262I want this bath so relaxed that it melts, think you can do that?
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>406268comfy drug her to cease her struggles.Also try not to think about lewd vendal things. And by saying that, you're now thinking about doing lewd things to Vendal.
>>406268Why wash her hair? She's constantly clean via magic.
>>406268Honestly, this is pretty inconsiderate. If she's not enjoying it, we should do something to make her more comfortable.Maybe we could use a bit of illusion magic. Make the water feel cold to her, and ask if that helps. But also rub her neck a bit, so that Vendal will think that's what you're talking about and won't notice your illusion.
>>406302>>406305This is a very bad idea. She doesn't like it when you use comfy magic on her. It will only make her upset with you, and this has already been an unpleasant experience for her.
>>406268I can't help but feel that Fael is acting like Uriel, from courage the cowardly dog, when she was young.
>>406327Go with this plan. Forced comfy isn't our only option here. If she doesn't like baths she doesn't like baths.
>>406345Thanks for that anon, you've made me a happy orb voice.
>>406268Cease. Your dragon is uncomfortable doing this, so stop doing it. Consider her feelings.
>>406268Tell her the wonders of hair care products! That or tell her to try it once before knocking it. That being said, who else is in the bath?
>>406343To be fair, we're not using comfy on her, we're using it on the bath. She only cares when we try to use magic on her directly.
>>406268Washing makes your hair more beautiful.Tell her about how majestic she'll look with her silky-smooth hair billowing lightly in the breeze as she soars through the sky.
>>406365Still though, it's okay if she doesn't like something. We don't have to bend over to force her to enjoy everything we do.
>>406268Ease up, Tali. She's not going to like it if you force it on her. Perhaps she'll enjoy it later when the two of you are more closely bonded, but it seems like now is not a good time for hair-washing.
"Alright alright, let me just rinse it off for you.">Tali pours some water over her hair and rinses the soap off. She shakes the water off of her then gets out of the tub.>Once out she inhales deeply and when she exhales steam puffs out of her body. She's completely dry."Hot water is weird.""You didn't like it?">She lays down on the tile and dips her hands into the water."I'm already always hot. I don't need to be more hot. Maybe warm but not hot. The water is nice, I just wish it was cold.">Vendal looks over at the pair."We don't have any chilled baths, sorry. It's-">She stops. Tali isn't talking either."What?">With her hair dried off instantly it sticks out in all kinds of weird wavy angles."Tali? What is wrong?"
>>406420tell her tali. Tell her she needs a comb. Tell her or else we will laugh at you when you mess it up again.I wonder who is watching us in the bath.
>>406420Laugh. Laugh at your Faeldragon.
>>406420Get a comb, Tali! You have to groom your dragon, you know.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>406420offer to brush her hair.Then brush it carefully and painlessly for her.Don't screw this up
>>406360Are you imaging Fael with a Scottish accent now, also I meant to spell Muriel.
>>406420Nnnnnnnnnothing is wrong. Why do you ask?
>>406420Tell her she looks even cuter then usual. Also brush her hair and maybe polish her scales till she shines.
>>406420Just say her hair's messed up, and you can brush it for her. Gently.
>>406449I wasn't. Now I am. My grin is growing.
>>406420Bring her to the pool near the Ceer Portal. Absolutely nothing can go wrong.
>>406446Let's do this. The dice demand it.
>>406446Dats some comfy-ass brushing
>>406420For next time, Tali. Also, you forgot to use conditioner. That's why Fael's hair is like this. In fact, cook up a cold bath and condition her.
>>406594How do you make ice cubes in a body of water? Wouldn't the whole thing freeze over first?
>>406420She'll probably appreciate some gentle dry grooming with a brush more than she did the bath anyways.
>>406594Conditioner is as pointless invention as shampoo. Shampoo is literally just soap with a foaming agent and conditioner is there to undo the damage of the foaming agent.
>>406619Anon. I sincerely hope you bathe with one or both of those things.
>>406632SHAMPOO IS JEW MEMEDO NOT FALL FOR THE SHAMPOO JEW
>>406632Only got a shower though.
"Nothing. You look great..."Don't laugh at the dragon.>>406446>Tali offers to brush her hair. She accepts and sits up with her legs in the water. Tali can see that green scales streak through random spots of her body, those spots being mirrored in a perfectly symmetrical way on both sides.>He pulls a brush out of his bathing supply box and gets to work, using comfy magic on the brush to make it painless as possible."Mmm... See, this is nice. I like this.">He keeps brushing her hair, getting everything back into place. >They stay like this, quiet, with only the sounds of running water and brushing hair.>When he's done her hair looks more normal but a bit fluffier."There you go. Perfect.""Of course it's perfect," She says, looking quite proud.1/2
>>406680Well, it sells better with the foaming agent just like with tooth paste. There's no real practical reason for it to be there except the psychological effect.
>>406732I may have stated it in a way that might have made it seem that I did not agree with it but I do.
>>406728Brush the tail.BRUSH IT!
>>406728"Who is that?" A voice says.>Tali sees Natalie walking up to the group. She stands a bit away and folds her arms."You there," She says as she points at Faelanerium. "Who are you and what are you doing here?""I think," Vendal says, "The proper thing to say is 'hello'.""The proper thing would be to kick out this intruder. I'm being polite.""Ah, I couldn't tell. Well, this lovely girl is Faelanerium. She is a dragon who is visiting the school.""Did the headmaster okay this?""She's staying with my class for now, I've given permission.""Of course.""Hmm?""I should have figured it out sooner. A stranger wanders into the school, they would be a part of your class.""Well my class is very welcoming."Says the woman who kicked her out of the tower."Yeah, they sure are. 'Welcome to Petal, the only class in the school where a third of it's members can't use magic'.">Vendal keeps smiling.There's some tension going on. I think I should go.
>>406795Or cheer them on. Cast create mud.
>>406795Tali. It's time. BRUSH FLUFFY TAIL.
>>406795Go? Why? This doesn't concern you. Also, did you even get to wash your hair yet?
>>406799I approve of this "plan™"
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>406799go for it
>>406795It's time to go, Tali. This ain't comfy.
>>406795"Chill out."Use this: (>>406594)
>>406810Which bath is Fuwa in? Let's go there. She hasn't seen our True Comfy yet.
>>406795Actually. Lilly is working on using her magical eyes so that she'll be able to 'see' and cast magic. I think the only one who can't cast is 99c? Does she have the potential and she just needs to learn a bit or is she actually magicless?
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>406795Edge them on to cat fight subtly that can't be blamed on you.Then back up Vendal to gain her thanks.Then Seduce Vendal. Trust me, its a great plan.
>>406822Agreed. Let's go find our comfy friend.
>>406857Debate the inherent Comfyness of a giant pile of gold and artifacts?
>>406860Comfy is both universal in that all feel the comfy but relative in that what causes the comfy changes from person to person.
>>406795Tell Natalie to stop being an edgelord and for her to join us in teaching tiniest dragon about the school.
>>406795Point out to her 99c has so much money that if god ever gives her lemons, she can just buy a new god and that Vaisi is considerably less murdery ever since she joined Petal.
>>406883Would Vaisi still be a touchy subject to talk about with Natalie?
>>406905Yes. Yes she would. We definitely shouldn't rub it in her face like that.Maybe ask if she's visited Vaisi yet though?
>>406795"Well, finding ways to help people is what we do in Petal. Vaisi and Ninety-Nine are doing much better now, and Lily's found a way to actually use magic."
>>406795Freaky Fish Facts: Ocean Sunfish are one of the few species of animal that are predators to the jellyfish, which is neither a fish or jelly.
>>406940>>406795I will support this.
Can't cast magic, don't have my spellbook on me.>>406873"Natalie, come on. We're all just hanging out here. Relaxing. Showing around the dragon and introducing her to the school. And don't harp on Vendal for her class. It's our job to help people and she's helped a lot of people.">Natalie looks away from Vendal and at Tali and Faelanerium. It looks like she forgot they were there for a moment."... My apologies. Is uhm... Is she really a dragon?""Yep. Her name is Faelanerium. I shrunk her down so she could explore better.">Fael doesn't say hi or anything. She's too busy enjoying having her tail brushed. A feeling she's never experienced before."I see. Hello, Faelanerium. It's an honor to meet you. I'm sorry for my anger at you earlier. My anger was misguided.""Mmm...""... So what brings you to our school?""Mmm... Visiting...""I see. Well, if you ever wish to visit the Thorn Classroom we would be more than willing to have you." She looks at the pair. "You are lucky, Tali. Few have ever been able to even see a dragon, let alone touch one. Some would kill to be in your position."She looks really jealous.
>>406955You're late, Fish Facts. I was getting worried
>>406795So that's why her eye hasn't been healed! She's been snubbing off the white mages.
>>406972We should visit thorn class also mention we want to explore a dungeon with our sister? That would be a good way to keep away from everyone right?
>>406972"Fluffy tails are great."
>>406972Just ask her. It isn't up to me.
>>406972Ask her to come brush her haid while we brush the tail and tell her that it's pretty much like this every day in Petal.
>>406972>>407008"Though I can put in a good word.
>>406972Let her touch fluffy tail and ask if she has been hanging out with Vaisi.
>>406972If you were an Elf, Natalie would be way more interested in you, Tali.
>>406972let natalie touch the fluffy.
>>406972It's the power of friendship!
>>406975Been at Six Flags all weekend, was afraid to not give you guys at least one.
>>406972Wow, Tali, your illusory self has a nice rack. I hope your sister won't be jealous~
>>407040How thoughtful! Thanks Fish Facts!
>>406972Hey Fael. Is it okay for Natalie to help brush your tail?
>>406972>Can't cast magic, don't have my spellbook on me.That's a ery inconvenient type of magic. Maybe you should learn some where you don't need an implement simply to cast? Surely in the long history of magic casters have realized having an implement requirement is a critical weakness to a wizard, and have created a style where none is needed?
>>407059Tali is already one of the best at that in the history of magic. He can cast both illusion and comfy spells at will and doesn't even need to understand the runes.
>>407059Speaking of not having things on himself. I don't see him wearing the orb.Where's the orb.
>>407059They are called elves. They get one type of magic they can cast freely. Tali has two. One is comfy, the other is illusions.
>>407073Where do you want the orb to be?
>>407082There's been cases where convicts try to sneak a grenade by shoving it up their ass.....
>>407093Oh god, he ate us. Are we acid proof?
>>407098We're not a grenade, according to my knowledge.
>>407059Guys, did you forget our first spellcasting class? Spells are cast with runes and the number of things runes can be written on are very limited. Living flesh, artifacts, and specially prepared spell books. One way to avoid having to have a spell book is to tattoo the runes into your skin with a certain type of ink.But it's not really the best thing to do. Very risky. Spells made like that have a chance of just activating randomly."Fael? Is it okay if Natalie brushes your tail? Natalie, would you like to?""W-what? No, I couldn't possibly-""It's okay," Faelanerium says."She says it's okay.""Ah, well... If she insists.">Natalie gets out of the bath and goes up to Faelanerium. Tali spots Vendal with a small smile on her face, looking a bit like a proud mother.>Natalie takes the brush from Tali's hand and begins brushing Faelanerium's fluffy tail. The dragon seems just as pleased."Amazing..." She settles into a nice rhythm. "... I know this may seem weird but I had always dreamed of being able to do things like this. To be with a dragon. I uhm... I wanted to be a dragon rider when I was younger. To soar around with the most powerful creatures on the planet and serve my nation.""Really?""Yes. It is a shame the service is dead. They died off when I was still so young. I had asked Professor Ryuko about it and she told me that they haven't had a new member in the Riders for years. But it's fine, it was just a childish dream.""....""Forgive me, I'm rambling about meaningless things."
>>407124Tell Natalie it's not too late. You could train her, Tali.
>>407124Hmm dragons still exist, so why not pursue your dream? Whisper to her we're fael's rider, but it's a secret.
>>406972You know, whenever we see what your illusion looks like to other people, she has this weird super-happy blank expression. :D Any idea what's up with that? I hope no one gets tipped off by a lack of expressiveness.>>407124That's interesting. If she did have a dragon to ride, what would she do with them?
>>407124Did you even try sending a job application?
>>407138Let's do this cute plan.
>>407124Keep your mouth shut knife ears You already have too much on your plate right now
>>407124Dreams don't have to just stay dreams you know. There are dragons still out there, and people who could use the help of a dedicated rider. The real question though is what you would want to do to serve your nation.
>>407124Invite her to fly with you on Fael sometime soon.
>>407124Guys, we're all thinking in and you are too Tali admit it. She wants to be a dragon rider, you are a dragon rider. Time to think about the future of the order boo
>>407124"i'm a dragon rider"
>>407124If Professor Ryuko won't help you, then your best shot at becoming a Rider is to find a riderless dragon, or the parent of one, and do something to impress them.
>>407124Don't tell her. And definitely don't offer her rides she hasn't agreed to the price of with the dragon in question
>>407124Maaaybe she could be a dragon rider, but not now! After graduation maybe. We can't go inducting people into orders we barely qualify for!
>>407193Don't they also need to know the secret bonding ritual that we just did?
>>407124Leeeets not tell her just yet. We could always slip her a note later to "Meet us behind the schoolhouse at 10 o'clock to see if you have what it takes." so we can let Ryuko put her through the ringer.
>>407178What if Nat ends up with a dragon what Fael doesn't like, like... I completely blanked on the names of all the other dragons except Shen.
>>407210There's one named Cleo I think, and Fael thinks she's stupid for collecting shells.
>>407210There's a rival dragon who is really good at everything instead of being a faildragon.
Please wait at a safe temperature for whatever biology you espouse.
What would a dragon taste like?I just picked up Dungeon Meshi today and it's looking pretty good
>>407266Like chickennot even joking, thats what crocodile tastes like, and the meshi dragon looks more like a massive dino-croc than anything else
>>407273So in other news our dragon'd taste like human.Do elves eat humans?
>>407311Wow, wow lewd.
>>407311Oi bruv hide it before the feds get here.Thanks.
>>407311gross, babies come out of there.
>>407330Exactly, real men and magic orbs stay inside.
>>407321Larro did say to wait warmly. I am just turning up the heat for some.
>>407338Magic orb Inside ™
>>407358Where emotions get replaced by orbs.
"Hey, don't give up hope. You never know.""Heh. No, I put away such childish things. No, I'm fine with what I have now. And being able to brush a dragon... It has already exceeded anything I could have hoped for.""I mean, you never know. There are still dragons out there.""That is true.""So would you join the military too? If you were a rider?""Most likely. But... I think, if I could, I would become a Hero. The kind that goes from land to land and inspires people. What is more inspiring than knowing you have someone so powerful by your side?""You sound like you put a lot of thought into this.""An embarrassing amount." She gives Tali back the brush then stands up. "Thanks again, both of you. And uhm... Welcome to the school, Faelanerium.">Natalie leaves the pair. Vendal is still smiling."Sorry about, Tali." The snake undine says, "That was unbecoming of me. Natalie just knows how to get under my skin. But I'm glad that you treated her well. You've taken Petal's message to heart, it seems."Maybe. But I also feel kinda bad about that whole thing. You know... Living out her dream and all that.>The door to the bath opens and some more people walk in."Oh," Flora spots the little group at the edge of the baths. "I didn't think anyone would be here at this time.""Hey, Tali." Fuwa waves at him, looking about as tired as usual."Hey Fuwa." Tali waves back.>Faelanerium stares at the pair."Oh," Flora says, "Is that the dragon? Shara told me there was one going around.""Dragon?" Fuwa looks at Faelanerium, curiosity showing in her normally tired eyes."Yeah. She's visiting. Hello there." Flora waves at her. Faelanerium waves back. "Welcome to the school. Vendal, are you showing her around?""Oh, no. Tali is." Vendal adds."Tali is my R-""Heeeey!" Tali interupts, "Fuwa! Look at this tail. Isn't it fluffy?""Oh wow," Fuwa says, "That is really fluffy.""I thought dragons had scaley tails?" Flora said>Faelanerium moves her tail about."Not me. Mine is fluffy. It's pretty rare.""Can I touch it?" Fuwa asks."Of course you may.">The pair go up and take turns touching the fluffy tail."So soft~">Faelanerium seems to be very pleased with all the attention she's getting now.>Vendal taps Tali's shoulder."I'm gonna head out. I'll see you back at the tower, Tali.">She heads off, leaving Tali with his dragon and the two Root students.
>>407433Ooh Flora, ask if she's made any progress with her youknowwhat problem.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>407433Tali, this is your chance to show Fuwa your comfy powers! Use it to get in bed with her!
>>407433Hey ask Fuwa if she's been feeling better.
>>407433Tell Fuwa that you achieved true comfy incarnated with your interaction with cutethulu.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>407433Seduce fuwa with comfy.Do it tali, you know it is your destiny.
>>407433Show off our mastery of comfy to fuwa! Do this by making Fael's tail as comfy as possible we brush it.
>>407433Tali, they're seducing your dragon. You know what Touch Fluffy Tail means, don't you?
>>407442i second this sentiment. Also, seduce her. Or bite her bait. Whichever.
>>407433Did you ever give Fuwa the "fuck you and the natural magic you rode in on" crystal?
>>407433So, how's the work out going Fuwa? Any progress on the flesh crafting Flora?
>>407501Oh ya! The one that suppresses Elf magic. I think Ceera was holding on to it for us?On the other hand, if Fuwa wears it then we can't nap with her anymore without risking our disguise...
>>407433Fuwa, looking good, looks like the exercise is paying off.
>>407542That's when we break out the Magnum dong. Trust me. We got it covered.
>>407433Oh ya. Make sure to tell Fuwa that the orb says hi!
>>407433Tali, tell Fuwa about Cutethulhu and give her the true comfy rune.
Ah, damn. No, I totally forgot to bring the gem. But, in my defense, it's kinda hard to carry it around."Hey, Flora, how's your work going?""It's going well. Small moments of triumph. I'm hoping that my latest work will bring me much closer to my goal. If you ever wish to help me test it out again I would love to have you.""Haha, I'll think about it. (Don't need another freaky fish mouth)" He turns to Fuwa, "Oh, Fuwa, can I talk to you for a second?""Sure.">She goes over to Tali. He begins telling her about his latest adventure, the underwater ancient entity, and how he got not only true natural comfy magic but also the comfy rune."You have comfy magic? Like, natural comfy magic?""Yeah. It was crazy.""And the rune for Comfy Magic?""Yeah! If you want I could-""Wow. I'm really happy for you Tali. I didn't know you were so serious about comfy magic.""Oh, well, no, not really. Like I said it was kinda just an accident.""Haha, I see."...Am I reading the atmosphere wrong or is she not pleased?
>>407611Shake her, she is not Fuwa
>>407611No, knife ears! This your perfect opportunity to move in and get that Elf butt!
>>407611She's totally jelly.
>>407611Tali, it's rude to tell someone you achieved all their hopes and dreams by accident.
>>407611She's angry you GOT THE TOUCH and can't appreciate it. Give her a comfy infused headpat.
>>407611Show her where she too can learn tali.
>>407611She's shell-shocked. Go for a boob-grab to snap her out of it (and make it comfy).
>>407611Weren't we trying To get her to stop abusing comfy magic and actually try being naturally comfy
>>407611Tali, you just stumbled upon her dream by accident. Abit more tact, man. Tell her that Cutethulhu wanted us to come and give the Comfy rune to other Comfy Mages and the first person we thought of was her.Also, be aware, you're stealing everyone's dreams and living them yourself. Instead be a guide and help the others with their dreams too. Like help Fuwa attain comfy and Natalie be a Rider.
>>407611she's absolutely livid
>>407611Umm... Do you want the rune? Sorry Fuwa. I mean you could definitely go visit Cutethulu yourself if you want to! We can show you where she is and everything.Though honestly, you do use Comfy magic a lot even before you got it naturally. So if you were to get any magic tentacled into your brain, I think comfy was definitely it.
>>407611"Uh, Fuwa, you misunderstand. I want to GIVE you the rune. And later, when you feel you're ready, I'll take you to meet Cutethulhu yourself. You'll get a lot more out of meeting her than I did, since you already understand so much. I mean, honestly, if it wasn't for you what she did probably would have killed me."
>>407611Say it was no accident but it was an act of divine providence from the gods of comfy!
>>407611Fish mouths are not THAT freaky, I should know, I know all about how freaky fish mouths are.
>>407611Go ahead and tell her that you're a dragon rider and a dude. At this point, you've gone so far that she'll accept anything that you say. Or assume that everything coming out of your mouth is bullshit.
>>407611Hold to your guns, Tali, but also try to back away slowly in case she snaps. Don't want you being snapped, do we?
>>407658You're not fooling anyone, Cattafish.
>>407611It probably didn't hurt that you've thus far solved most conflicts with creative application of comfy magic and made the world into a more comfy place overall, so it wouldn't be that strange that the goddess of comfy favoured you. It's kind of like how blood cultists gain their god's favour by sacrificing horrifying amounts of people.
>>407611Tali you had better not let her leave this bath without that rune.
"Uh, Fuwa, you misunderstand. I want to GIVE you the rune. And later, when you feel you're ready, I'll take you to meet Cutethulhu yourself. You'll get a lot more out of meeting her than I did, since you already understand so much. I mean, honestly, if it wasn't for you what she did probably would have killed me.""Yeah, that's fine. I have my book packed up but you can give it to me later. I'm gonna go finish my bath. Flora, you ready?""Huh?" Flora looks up from the tail she was petting. "Oh, yeah.""Seeya Tali." She walks off..........Today is just not my day. But I didn't do anything wrong, right? And I offered to give her the stuff. I'm really not sure why she would be upset if she's going to get all the same things.Man, nothing bad was supposed to happen in the bath."Tali," Faelanerium says, "I'm tired."
>>407741Take Fael back to mommy try not to cry.
>>407741just go to bed tali without thinking of how you're going to deal with your sister
>>407741Let's go home and unshrink heryou know how to unshrink her right
>>407741Show her how to sleep in a bed Tali
>>407741Unshrink her! It was fun, but she needs to be her regular size.
>>407741Tuck smallest dragon to sleep, after you regrow her of course
Question, chaps. Since we can unshrink Fael using the spell we got from gears, can we also make things grow?Can we finally become big enough for Shen?
>>407741Yeah, take her back home and unshrink her. AND USE THE STAFF THIS TIME! I know you forgot to use it last time, Tali! Just because the mana gem had almost as much mana as you'd have if you didn't use it on 24/7 glamours when you got it doesn't mean it's infinite.
>>407741Get her back to her hoard, and start trying to figure out the present for fuwa.
>>407741Get Fael back to her hoard, and then go plow vaisi and/or ceera to avoid thinking about your sister....or fantasize about your sister while railing vaisi and/or ceera, whatever floats your boat.
>>407802or talk about your sister with Vaisi and/or Ceera.
>>407802Really?>>407799I won't forget this time."Alright, I'll take you back now. Did you have fun?""Lots.">He gets out of the bath and dries himself up. After getting the two of them dressed he heads out.I'll just take her back, go to my room, and get some sleep. No more stressing out.Then I can just put this whole terrible day behind me."Faelanerium?">Tali's heart skips a beat. He sees Professor Ryuko. She sees the two of them.Ah."Tali... Why is there a dragon in the school?"
>>407818She wanted to see the school so I shrunk her down.
>>407818Chill, Ryuko! She's harmless.
>>407818Because she wanted to be here, she's not misbehaved too much, only tried to kill one student and create one hoard.
>>407818Comfy Ryuko and tuck her into bed with shen
>>407818Because she wanted to visit?
>>407818>terrible dayWhat do you mean terrible. This day has been pretty good aside from the whole ceer assassin, fael blinding vendal, and the Fuwa thing.You made a new friend, got dragon married, pulled 5 of best demonologist, saw dragon tits, and are living the dreams of at least two people by accident.Also tell Ryuko that we shrunk her down cause she wanted to see the school and meet everyone. Also, she fought a steak and doesn't like having her hair washed.
>>407818She askled politely to see the school.
>>407818Don't worry, Ryuko, there haven't been any problems, everything is under control.
>>407741I'm a little late, but... Tali, people have hopes and loves and dreams. You just "stumble" into these things by accident.I SAY accident, but we're all actively working to make your life awesome.It makes people jealous, and upset, that they're working hard and concentrating on doing their objectives and you sorta just... stumble into things.That's not entirely true, but that's how it feels like. You need to make yourself... into a guide for other, to lead them to their goal. Very important.Anyway.>>407818Distract Ryuko by mentioning there's another person who wants to be a dragon rider.
>>407818I'm waiting for it to hit Ryuko that we found a way to actually shrink a dragon since before now this was apparently impossible.
>>407867Can't speak for Natalie, but Fuwa hasn't been shown to do much with Comfy magic except make herself more comfortable. She snacks and watches anime and all that, but never really does anything to make anyone else comfortable. In fact, she's done a LOT to make other people uncomfortable like when she went on a rampage due to being cut off from comfy magic. She's pretty much coasting by in terms of academic & magical advancement. Tali, on the other hand, is actively working to make people more comfy and utilizes comfy magic almost daily to defuse dangerous situations and to calm others down. Even if he doesn't take it seriously, he practices comfy every day of his life. I can't speak for Cutethulu, but if I were a Comfy Deity/Otherworldly being, I'd pick Tali over Fuwa any day regardless of intentions.
>>407888Fuwa has gotten better. She's actively trying to embrace true comfy instead of false comfy.
>>407892So we just put a bottle of booze in front of a recovering alcoholic then?
>>407818Did you know another student has wanted to ride dragons since she was little?
>>407975Nah, we just stumbled upon something she's been stuggling toward her whole life.So it's our job as one of the chosen of cutethulhu to help her find true comfy.
>>407975Well, we do have something that can help her, at least.
>>407818"Because wizards have no sense of right and wrong?"
"She wanted to come and explore. But don't worry, it's fine. She's been super good. Hasn't done anything bad.""I thought you said me hurting someone and taking stuff was bad? Was that not bad?""Well, no, that was bad, yes but they were fixed and-""Tali" Ryuko interrupts him. "How did you get her in here?""I uh... Shrunk her down?""How.""With a spell.""You found the spell that could shrink a dragon?""Well not me but...""That... Is amazing! Oh my gods! I didn't think it was possible! I mean this is really bad and you shouldn't have done this it's very dangerous but even so! You must share with me this spell!">Tali does so, too surprised to do more than just follow her order. He gives her both the shrink and grow spell. She also confirms with him that he told no one that he's being trained to be a dragon rider."Thanks. Oh man, I can finally shrink down Shen." She closes her spell book then clears her throat. "But seriously. You should not bring a dragon inside a school. It can be bad. As your teacher I must ask that you bring her back to her home.""Ah, we were just-""No butts, Tali. I have to be firm on this. I'm glad nothing went wrong but you can never really guess the moment where things will go wrong. So, march back you two."".... Okay. See you later, Professor. Oh, and uhm... Did you know Natalie wanted to be a Dragon Rider?""I figured she did. She mentioned it a few dozen times.""......""She's not good for it, Tali. Bonding with a dragon requires a certain kind of personality. She just doesn't have it. Be grateful you could. It's not a gift everyone has.""Right... Bye.""Seeya, Tali."...That didn't go nearly as bad as I thought it would have.But I wonder what I have that Natalie doesn't?>He leaves the castle and takes Faelanerium back to the dragon den. A quick spell, cast with his staff, makes her grow back to her normal size."I hope you had fun, Fael.""I did." She leans down and grabs him then licks his cheek. "Thank you, Tali. I wanna go again sometime.">His cheek only stings slightly."We'll see. Probably have to make you invisible but sure. I'll see you later.""Bye, my Rider~">Faelanerium leaves, going deeper into the cave.>>407850A lot of those things are bad...Still, the day's almost over. What do you guys say we just go to bed to prevent anything else bad from happening?
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>408097>Bad things not happening
>>408097It's funny becuase your sister got here early.
>>408097Well considering Natalie was unable to save Vaisi before we came, that might be a factor to why she may not be a good dragon rider.Also go to sleep and try your hardest not to think of tomorrow.
>>408097In before your sister got here early and is waiting for you in your room where she's been talking to Vendal for the last twenty minutes.
>>408097You jinxed it ya dummie.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>408097And then the sister appeared.Roll for initiative.
>>408097That's probably a good idea, we have a lot of things to figure out.
>>408097I think you have the ability to just have bad stuff happen to you constantly, but just roll with it.Like the horrible shit that's about to happen with your sister.
>>408097I've been hearing from the Red Orb that your sister just arrived!
>>408097Probably you're actually sweet, pliant, good at negotiating, charming, and a bizarre tendency to draw treasure to yourself while not actually being terribly interested in it.Natalie is headstrong, blunt, probably keeps a firm grip on things that are 'hers' and really bad at communicating. It isn't really that complicated.99c is more likely to become a dragon rider.
>>408097>But I wonder what I have that Natalie doesn't?A dick. Tali. You have a dick.
>>408097Sister. Coming. To. School. Seriously, I'm starting to think that the reason you were given us was not for advice, but to prevent you from getting distracted every 5 minutes.
>>408138I forgot, did anyone tell him the green orb is constantly generating low-level bad luck for him?
>>408097Are we sure that the Green Orb isn't turned on right now?
>>408143>99c is more likely to become a dragon rider.99c is going to be a Magical Girl, dude.Also, I thought it was because Tali has us bossing him around and we have the ability to force awesome upon our owner if they want it or not.
>>408156Do we still have that on us? I kinda forgot about that, to be honest.
>>408097Yeah we can go to bed. It'll be nice to snuggle up with 99c and Lan in our shared room that most likely has your sister in it. >>408150>prevent you from getting distracted every 5 minutes.Then they made a horrible decision, because we get distracted more often then Tali.We're like a dragon in a room full of shiny things.
>>408097>But I wonder what I have that Natalie doesn't?Well, you're human, for one thing. Or, at least, Ryuko thinks you are. If she was being serious about the personality thing then your reaction to Shenenirium grabbing might have been it, since I doubt Natalie would have been so blasé about that.>What do you guys say we just go to bed to prevent anything else bad from happening?Whelp, your doomed. Not even the green orb can put this one off.
>>408097Remember, saying nothing bad's gonna happen is the number one way of making bad things happen. Be sure to cast a detection spell before entering your room.
>>408097Tali, to be a dragon rider most likely takes humility and an overwhelmingly charitable nature. Dragons are strong, bullheaded, and free. They don't have masters so much as friends in their riders, people they can trust to work in their best interest, and you if nothing else, are an overly giving and charitable soul. You are willing to accommodate Fael and act in a way that makes her happy while also helping to teach her and keep others safe.You're like a soft, noodly pine before a storm, whereas Natalie is an iron rod. Anyway, do a round up with your spell tutors, checking in on Ceera and Vaisi. You are probably going to need some help in the not-so distant future.
>>408097>But I wonder what I have that Natalie doesn't?Well, you know comfy magic for one. What does a dragon need a warrior for? Not a whole lot. However, have you tried to find a dragon sized bed? They don't make them in that size.
>>408222>that Fuwa dollSimply amazing
>>408222I need r34 of that sheep.
>>408097ASK ORANGE ORB IF GREEN ORB IS DRAINING YOUR LUCK
>>408222Whatever happened to Wafu, anyway?
>>408258ASK ORANGE ORB IF GREEN ORB IS BLUE ORB WITH BLACK ORB ON TOP OF RED ORB WITH PURPLE ORB
>>408150Hahahahahahahahaha....Guys, come on. What are the odds that she'll appear early? We're in a flying school.But I guess it is down to personality. Surely not cause I have a dick. I mean, Ryuko is one and... Why do you guys put these thoughts in my head?But no, yeah. I can see where she might have some problems with a dragon. From what I've seen they're pretty stubborn and so is she. Two stubborn people butting heads...I still wanna help her out though. Surely there has to be one dragon out there that would be a good match for her. Right?>Tali makes it back to his room. He's about to open the door but he suddenly feels a bit apprehensive.There's nothing bad beyond the door ...Nothing bad...>He opens the door.>Ninety-Nine and Lan are behind it, both getting ready for bed."Hello, Tali.""Heya, Tali~ Gonna pass out too?">Tali lets out a breath he didn't know he was holding."Heh... Yeah."See guys, nothing to worry about?And I'm sure tomorrow will be fine too.===End of Chapter 35===
>>408286What's Lan doing in our room, abort abort
>>408295It's her room too.
>>408286What's that peeking out from under the bed?>>408295Dude, she's a roommate. She's always been.
>>408295Lan and 99c are Tali's roommates. We need to hang out with Lan more too. She's best Big Sis.
Thanks for reading everyone, I hope you enjoyed it! As usual check the twitter for the start time of the next chapter!No spell review right now but I'll go over everything posted tomorrow and do some Q&A then if anyone is still around, so feel free to shout questions at characters and post spells.>>408274Pining over Fuwa, still.
>>408151>>408156The Green Orb turns off. Tali has gained 1 karma point.
>>408317There was something I started putting together for another warmly but sadly ended up being unusable for that.
>>408310If Audit Quest Demonologist figurines are being sold as far as Minia Academy, does that mean that the DM in Audit Quest will see some additional income after the current batch of adventurers?
>>408317How many does it take to make Lily nice?
>>408324Should do one with Fael.
>>408310Ryuko, why were you so giddy about being able to shrink Shen. Seemed lewd. Also, we should do a dragon day where Shen and Fael come to school and we hang out in the baths with two dragons. Also dungeon diving.
>>408325It's amazing how far Audit Quest Business rapidly expanded to the point of reaching alternate worlds.
>>408353Are you going to alternate between Audit quest and MAQ?
>>408310Are you gonna brostream or not?
>>408413yep, larro is doing alternating quests
>>408310Natalie, have you gotten a chance to talk to Vaisi yet?Lyra, same question? I'm not sure your previous relationship with Vaisi...
>>408453Someone should probably reply to this image or Limey's going to get depressed.
>>408453It is a nice butt, what is she reaching for though?
>>408453i can definitely masturbate to this
>>408453when are we getting an eroge larro
>>408521I would never draw lewds of my characters!
>>408561a painting is fine too.
>>408561"Tali what is mother doing? Why are you taking Pictures? Tali? TALI?!"
>>408561I guess this is what Ryuko needed the shrink spell for.
>>408575bang the dragon girl when? i mean we should be on a honeymoon right now:P
>>408664become a true dragon rider
>Only 540 posts this thread.Goddamn, men. We need to shitpost harder. Last thread hit like 1500 Posts.
>>408994Tali Best Girl.
>>408994Thread started late and got cut off again midway through.
>>408310To Headmaster and Headmistress How do you think your respective schools are doing this year? How many spies have been caught?
>>408310How's our best friend doing, does she still want to hang out, talk about spells, and graduating early?
>>408664When Professor Ryuko shrinks down Shen, then that means we can finally show Shen a good time. Cause Milf dragons need love too.
>>40856199c, do you cuddle next to Tali at night while you sleep?Also why are you so cute?
>>409099Why just Milf Dragons? Why not Milf Dragons and Cougars?Heck, let's build up green orb Karma and try for a Foursome with Ryuko, Shen and Fael. That's obviously the best use of an orb that can manipulate fate.
>>409347>>408664Isn't Fael still a kid, like 8 years old?
>>409412She's actually older then Tali in Dragon Years. Tali's what? 15 - 16 in Elf Years? It's fine. >My daughter is just a bit older than him.>But I may be able to talk her into taking your host into her hoard. We shall see.
Anons, I began this quest earlier in the day and I've loved all I read. I know about the streams n shit but is there an IRC or anything more?
>>409444I think there's something on Rizon, but I don't know the channel.
>>409486Bumping just in hopes someone has it
>>409444Larro does hang around in a couple of IRC channels. You can probably just do a /whois on him after you connect to Rizon to find all of em.
>>409347You do realize I meant the us, the orb, with Milf dragon, not Tali, right?
>>409634There are at least three girls and one elf, I'm pretty sure we'll be involved either way.
>>409605Anon, there isn't an IRC specifically for MAQ. In general, Larro has said he's against private chats where the quest is determined without everyone's input. If you are jonesing for a fix, I recommend reading Audit quest.
>>409674Oh I didn't mean like that. I'm well aware of how shit threads get like that. >>409626Thanks
>>409674Speaking of Audit, how do you think the 5 member party will play out? I feel like the musclewizard would try to murderhobo everything again while the rest will be screaming at him for killing the healing station.
>>408310An anon last thread put in a lot of spells for examination.
"<There's a lot of spells this time. Alright, let's see what we have here...>">>401059"<You don't need the line connecting steal to the source. The originate will suffice. I see what you tried to accomplish with the source of the energy. A few more precise runes would work but this should suffice with your intent.I like the workout spells, very interesting. We'll see if they work properly.>">Tali has gained Mana Tap>Tali has gained Workout>>401060"<This will destroy a lot of things. I really like the way you combined runes like that. Clever.>">Tali has gained Thunder.>>401121"<Oh boy, alright...Flight spell looks like it would work. You'll fly. But Tali will also suffocate. Or freeze. Or burn. Small flight is fine but a lot of magic users struggle with fast and long distance flying.Hmm... Unfortunately this magnet spell won't work. You'll just make some lightning metal. Here.">Tali has gained the rune for Magnetic."<I like what you did with the amplify bit. Very nice. Yes, this would work. It reminds me of a certain Eastern Arts animation.Now, the problem with making it bigger is that mana is affected by distance. You'll need a good initial investment the greater the spell is. And while this would work very well I would suggest not drawing energy from a massive source. You are bound to attract the notice of certain people.Hmm... Is this some kind of Mana Blast? Alright>">Tali has gained Plasma Shot."<Hmm.. I applaud your spell craftsmanship. Tali does have a similar spell but it does not stop momentum of different objects. However, there's a slight problem. If you stop the momentum of all things approaching the caster, it could potentially include really big things. For example, let's say he tripped and fell. Now the earth is rapidly approaching him. The spell might trigger and try to stop the whole world from hitting him. Also, strengthening the body with magic is actually quite dangerous. An overload could easily kill him without the proper protection. Spells like this border on fleshcrafting and careful consideration needs to be made to the natural limits to the body. This may be good for a brief momentary burst of power but for an entire battle Tali could end up dead.But, I do like how it's all laid out. A lot of spell crafters forget how to properly write spells. Now, is that all of them?>"
also way havent we made a get horny or have an orgasm spell yet? they should all brach off the comfy spell tree
>>410691and a make boobs and ass grow
>>410770Do you have the rune for "illusion?"
>>410660It's understandable that standard logic applies when using the mana siphon spell. This is simply meant to be a fairly comprehensive list of available sources to drain mana from. You can remove however many branches you want and still have a functional spell.Anyway, I refitted the spell to take out the caster's fuel role and sub-branched the amplify as its own spell.
>>410834>>410660The battle buff has also now been upgraded to not attempt to halt any object larger than the caster's body.
>>410870And... now it refuses to exceed the point of amplification where it can damage the caster's body.
>>410893Maybe stick a time limit on the whole shebang just so they can use it in controlled bursts so you have more than one failure point?
>>410904You cease the gesture when you want the spell to stop.
>>410915Is the gesture a pelvic thrust?
>>410915It'd cause problems if the gesture can't be done since the spell took the caster to muscle limit and now they're too weak to move at all. Luckily they're not moving anymore so they're not reaching their life limit but they also are stuck using the spell.
>>410968>>410932>>410904>>410893Here. Now it's activated via thought.
>>410658"<Let's see...Alright, well... You don't have to worry about the light part at all since Tali is a master of illusions. He can't, however, change sound, heat, or his soul so the other bits are useful. So if we just take out the light part...>">Tali has gained Presence Concealment."<Hmm...Good.Potentially interesting.That could work. Just have to find the appropriate artifact.This one's good.Just need to add another thing to trigger the spell. 1 day is too nebulous. Invoke, fuel, then every one day make the sound.Only issue I find with the new sickness spell is that you might wanna just have Target instead of Target Stomach. Then you can call upon the target stomach later on. Good, but evil.Unfortunately, spells involving the mind like this tend to fail completely. No one has been able to figure out the proper runic formation to use it properly.The spell is correct, if a bit limited in usefulness.This one wouldn't work, sadly. You're trying to draw a positive out of a negative.I swear you guys enjoy making infinite spells that require tremendous amounts of energy. Alright, this will work. Added.This one is sound as well.>">>401478"<This was already used, was it not?>">>401886"<I'm uncertain how I feel about this, morally.>">>406594"<Wouldn't it be easier just to decrease warmth? Targe~Water<-(Caster)-Decrease-Warmth.This works too but the spell above would have a similar effect and can be made as strong as needed.>">Tali has gained: Reflect Metal. Sentry, Drowsy, Lucid Dream, Alarm Clock, Sickness, Immolate Area, Reflect Spell, Tenderize, Cold Bath>>411012"<That's a lot better. Nothing jumps out to me as terrible. Added>">Tali has gained Combat Buff.>>410834"<I'll add this just keep in mind he should amend the spell as needed so he can pick and choose what to draw from and when needed.>">>410786"<Of course I do. I'll add it to his list.>">Tali has gained Mana Siphon.
>>408344"Cause she's my best friend. It would be great to show her some places without her being all giant and stompy. I would never do lewd things with her.""<You could not. I would crush you.>""I would love to go on an adventure with Tali and Faelanerium, though. It would be pretty great and a chance for everyone to bond."
>>408413Yes!>>409444Glad you're enjoying the story so far!I hang out frequently in the irc. You can find the channel in the QTG threads. Stop by and if I'm on say hi.
>>411170Wait, Shen would crush Ryuko, even if she was tiny Shen? Why would you be so cruel?
>>408463"No, I've not yet had the chance... I've been... Busy...""And I've never met her!"
>>411236Remember to call Vaisi a bitch, she's wearing a collar for a reason.
>>409055Headmistress:"My school is doing quite well. The boys from Serin's school have been trying to spy but they've all been rather transparent in their efforts. So far no secrets have been gained by them. They won't win this year."Headmaster:"My spies have, for the most part, reported nothing. Tali has been silent for some time. As for whether or not we have caught anyone in the act of spying... No comment, for now."
>>411302>Tali has been silent for some time.Did you even give him a way to report in other than "Repeatedly hang out with the known spies, I mean exchange students, and blow your cover harder than your Ceer blows you?"
Question for tali, how does it feel that you are actually helping the girl's academy by giving them new spells and unique artifacts?do you always fail missions this horribly?
>>409066"Is... Is it me? Am I the friend?"
>>408310Fuwa, how do you feel about Tali unlocking true comfy?
>>411341who are you?
>>411341I don't recall we've met before. Are you a new transfer student?
>>411341We'd love for that friend to be you. You just can't run away this time.
>>411383>>411389"...">>411390I didn't mean to.
>>411395Shouldn't you be in Petal? Even Tali is in there with the people who can't do magic. You could even be friends with a blind girl! I'm not saying you're bad at magic, but it'd suit you the most.
>>411395Well try and get Tali to hang out with you.
>>411395DO NOT BULLY THE COLLETTESHE DESERVES TO BE BEFRIENDED, AND BE THE MOST POPULAR GIRL EVERBECAUSE SHE IS THE BESTCOLLETTE BEST GIRL
>>411302I love your layout for this and you
>>411405okay now you're just making a lot of death flags.
>>411405Collette would totally be best girl if she could fix her need to be a habitual liar. She was the girl who, on the first day, spread the rumors about the school throwing students off the island, and later, when we tried to befriend her again, outright refused our help to teach her proper magic, to the point where she over exaggerated her true abilities.Basically, if you want to be friends, just be honest with people.
>>411432>Basically, if you want to be friends, just be honest with people.Unless you're Tali. Then lie and never stop lying.
>>411395Embarrassment is a part of youth, as are mistakes. The most important part is to be willing to accept those instances where you have not been the person you wanted to be and move forward.Find Tali. Make friends. Actually learn magic or whatever it is that interests you, and you'll be happy.Seriously, if you've found something you love (like knitting) be proud and polish that shit.
>>411442She doesn't need to know that.
>>411442But Tali is a spy and Collette is just a little girl who needs some friends.
>>411395Why are obsessed with being the best?
>>411470Like no one ever was
>>411170how about we have Tali's people talk with your people and we can work out a dealoh wait, we are Tali's people...
>>411157A safer flight spell. Only gently propels caster, though it hurts my heart, and includes a braking spell. It also includes something for body temperature regulation and a Respirate spell to fill a target's lungs with air.
>>411678Fill lungs endlessly with air causing them to explode.Good thinking.
>>411812With a thought, gently fill lungs with air. Hard to blow up anything with gently. Second, it's meant to be a one and done spell, like create ice cream, but far less complex.
>>411829What about exhaling
>>411835As per normal? Your lungs are built to expand and contract to cycle air.
>>411399"I, I can do magic! I can do lots of magic!">>411400"I tried but he's just not a very friendly person, you know?">>411450"I don't... I don't make mistakes or anything like that... It's just... Sometimes things don't go properly and... I don't need Tali or anything for that! I don't needs friends!">>411470"Cause if I'm not awesome then what am I!?">>411618"I don't need Tali! I don't... I...I want friends!I'm so lonely!I hate this place!No one talks to me here, no one likes me, I don't understand anything!I'm just so sad here! I hate it!I wanna go back hoooooooome!"
>>412124THEN MAKE FRIENDS!STOP PRETENDING TO BE SO MUCH BETTER THEN EVERYONE ELSE AND YOU CAN MAKE FRIENDS!No one likes a bitch, plenty of people like helping others.Goddamn girl this shit is easy, fucking babies can do it
>>412124there, there it's okay. Growing old alone isn't too bad.
>>412124Hahahaha, go home then! If you're just going to act like a huge bitch, then Minia isn't the Academy for you! You'd make more friends if you went to Sons of Serin and offered yourself to all the boys!
>>412124Do you wanna get booped on the snoot, young lady? Because it looks like you are asking for a prime booping right now.You say you don't makes mistakes? You don't need friends? You are lying to yourself as much as you lie to other people, and that's the least awesome thing you can do.Now go ask that big sap-filled goofball to be your friend and stop making up lies the second you don't know what's going on. At this point, even Lily's less of a shit than you are now, and you want to know why? It's because she's trying to be better and owning up to her weaknesses. She's trusting other people, asking for help when she needs it, and pretty soon she's going to be running you into the ground with spells you've never even heard of.
>>412124Being awesome isn't the only way to make friends. Look at Tali, he's pretty lame but managed to get friends by listening to disembodied voices,
>>409339"We don't sleep that close but sometimes when we're feeling cold we will hug him. We used to do that all the time with Vendal and she liked it because we are warm.And we thank you for your compliment and hope you enjoy the services our shop provides. Have a nice day."
>>412168yo, 99c, i need my fix man, can you hook me up with any Demonologist merchandise
>>412124Just remember Collette, you are the best, and part of being the best means working to improve yourself. Reach out to others, ask for help when you don't understand something, and most of all, remember that you don't have to be the better than everyone else in order to be happy.
>>412124Join petal. You'll get friends and people will help you. Also, what spell do those tattoos of yours cast?
>>412124Shhh, shhh. Don't worry, just bury your head in Tali's chest and warble a bit about how you feel and in no time, you'll feel comfy.
Btw, does Collette know Tali's a guy?
>>412203If she didn't before, she now knows it.Though non-canonically as QA's I think are non-canon.
also way havent we a pee yourslf spell from beening too comfy?or making people haveing orgasims?people come onall soo 99 your one of fav girls
>>412214You are drunk, high, sleep deprived, or some combination of the three, because seriously. Just look at what you just wrote.
>>412228did you understand it a bit?woops i left some words out and miss spelledalso no comment
>>412210Well, that's why I didn't link to it, but I asked because she called him a he and I wasn't sure if she ever learned that.
>>412237ahha when he is pretending to be a she bceoms the best/worse keept secret by that i mean everyone ends up learning it but naver tells other people about it and its all becouse of us
Guys I think I know how to get Colette's friendship. We just need to bully her till she tells the truth. That or put an anti lying curse in her.
>>412289>becouseOh my GODThat couldn't have been a typo, the o key is on the other side of the keyboard. Is English not your first language?
>>412168For Lily: How is your studying of rune sight going? Have you mastered the rune for fancy yet?
>>412512Poster got hit with a true comfy spell and was not able to shrug it off. This is what happens when tali comfys other students.
>>412512Not if you're using Dvorak