low effort OP editionWelcome to Adventure Civ Medieval!In this quest, you will help a medieval realm strive and grow as trouble arises and other nations work on their own agendas.Last time, giants came crashing in, as well as the Sea Queen, and I don't mean the bowtie Queen (in the sea) in a campaign against the witch Queen (well technically they're both witches but...).how to play:1) choose a realm to play for. change your name to reflect your choice (ex: Bowtie Noble). Max 4 players per realm.2)each turn, your realm has 2 actions. You can choose a cultural, technological, or immediate acion, plus one bonus action based on your realms' bonus action(if your realm has a bonus tech action, you can do any action one time per turn, plus a tech action).3)discuss with your compatriots which actions you will take. Once you're done, reply to my recap anchor post with the recap of your actions.twitter: @Opee_Adventuresprevious threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=opee
>>397066heya! ready for some spa bathing?
>>397083I'm always ready.
>>397054Ready for civil war and other such fuckery
Rolled 28, 18 = 46 (2d100)Bowtie: it keeps happeningattackers:troop quality(+10) + attacking(-20) + magical advantage(+20) + numbers(+10) = +40defenders:defending: maelstrom(+20) + morale (-10) + troop quality(+20) + what the hell is that thing (+80) = +110
>>397199i - i
>>397199Shit, the sea witch must have kaijus
>>397199The fuck yo
>>397199Such is life in bowtienia
>>397199we must purge the thing before we kill the sea
>>397219But what is the thing? How mysteriously mysterious.
>>397227let's go on hunt this thing gang!
>>397218Suddenly back! I need a few minutes to catch up.
turn 16 end!A grand marriage happened between two great houses. The Marquis highly encouraged the Heirs to wed their youngest princess to his nephew. The court was shocked by the color of the newlyweds' bowties, dangerously close to the Queen Crimson!While this marriage has no real power, since it is evident to everyone the Queen will live forever, it still gives the Marquis a lot more credit and standing in the management of the realm.The rat population was ordained to teach their burrowing technique to bowtie architects. Their tunnels are remarkably complex and comfortable enough to live in for a long period of time. But they stink quite fast.No news from the seafront, except bones found floating ashore.
>>397246THat's a pretty nice looking princess, I can whack it to this
>>397257unf bowties get all good princesses can't we get some mingling between our realms?
>>397276Ya can just go and ask them. A shaman on a quest. For booty.
Rolled 33, 79 = 112 (2d100)copper: defense!attackers:holy shit(+100) = +100defenders:giant ballistae(+25) + more ballistae(+10) + troop quality(+25) + morale(-10) + bombs(+10) = +60
>>397282I support this shaman completely
>>397292I think we actually beat the giants guys!
>>397298good job coppers, proud of you
>>397292Damn, coppers juuuust beat the giants by 6, I think>>397295I mean, it worked for that one engineer who proposed to the sea queen. So it should also work for this shamanprobablymaybeor not
>>397302what if we pray to the spirits for this shaman to find some women and men to take back to our beautiful realm.
>>397241Caught up, I think it's time for the founding of the longtie knights. And probably a revolution. Not a violent one though, unless the queen insists on violence, I will gladly back down if someone feels we need to.
>>397310"oh glorious sun, please, in your infinite shining benevolence, bless this shaman with booty"
>>397319exactly what I had in mind, you made my day!
>>397322this sounds like a solid plan, I want this to happen!
>>397331Maybe we could use the free action for that
>>397336we might it does sort of fall under communication.
>>397355Communication with the sun
>>397362THATS ALWAYS FREE IN THE LAND OF SUNTANIA
>>397246The preparations for the giants' attack kept going, with a new set of ballistae added, and a mechanism to load the heavy bolts onto the engines more efficiently.Understanding their threat fell on deaf ears, the giants attacked!It was a bloody battle. The first salvos of spears and bombs plinked off the giants armor without any damage, and it took them very little effort to reach the first wall and destroy it with might & magic! But while the titans were busy with their first victims and the courageous garrisons stabbing at their feet, the ballistae managed to land close-range shots on them, some piercing through their formidable skin!The dominators seemed unfazed by their wounds and kept rampaging the wall all along its length. All hope seemed lost.Until a lucky shot to the heart downed one of the monsters! The beast bellowed in rage before hitting the ground, to not rise up again. The other titans, wounded and shocked, fell back, but not before launching their most devastating spells as a parting gift.Against all expectations, the battle is won! However, the wall has a kilometers-wide gap in the center, and the army, though motivated, is in a terrible shape. It's unlikely another such attack could be repelled, let alone stopping the giants from crossing the border.
>>397393That copper's hairdo looks familiar somehow
>>397397is the copper french?
>>397401Dunno, but that hairdo strangely reminds me of Moe from the 3 stooges
>>397393Those guys completely destroyed our population, it'll really help if you suns help bail us out otherwise I think were going to lose next attack.>>397406Looks like Levi's hair from attack on titan to me.
sun-spirit scouting:0-10: it's happening! 11-50: learn about neighbors51-75: learn about wet neighbors76-100: encounter
>>397406I see the resemblance. also I'm gonna go for now and get some sleep, I'll be back before the next update so I'll be able to discuss our turn then!>>397430what do you have in mind, how could we help.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>397438Ah yes, an invisible roll
>>397444you jinxed it!
>>397430Possibly the only way outta this with no casualties is that to pack up all yo shit and escape while the giants are still gearing up
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>397444>tripsok I'll take it
>>397442Literally anything you guys can send, be it super suns or basic warriors. I'm worried next attack if we lose we wont be able to do shit because then all our defences will be done.>>397455That depends on the other coppers if they want to leave. I'd rather not as we still have some intact defenses set up already where if we leave we'll have to rebuild them at your border.
>>397484Well you did help shape up lazy shamans, sending shamans back to help would be fair
>>397498I agree, we should help them out! Wouldn't want to see the coppers lose to the titans.
>>397498>>397510Regardless what you guys send we'd appreciate it, anything can help at this point.
>>397523What if we send kelp though. Large crates of kelp. Wrapped in more kelp. With extra kelp.
>>397535What do you think caused the dissapearance of the titans in the first place?
>>397535We topple the titans with kelp nets then using our tech skills.
>>397542Severe kelp withdrawal
>>397535The kelp would give them strength equal to 10 horses, that might be too much power. In all honesty though I'd send them some of the shamans that can harnass fire and the new spirit magic. Also some of the other magics might work against the titans. As long as we don't send them all it could really help them out!
>>397551Maybe we could send our shamans over in balloons to give them air support
>>397393Giant mirrors with lenses were built on the seaside walls, to increase the defenses. Of course it's not worth anything in the night.The shamans sent spirit scouts around to learn about their surroundings. On their search, they found a curious traveler in the wilds, hovering around. He noticed the spirit."Oh, hello little thing. It's been ages since I've seen a spell like you. I was a foolish youth then!""I didn't think there would still be people in this cursed place. Do your masters need help? I could maybe grant them a wish, though I haven't done so in ages."Billy's offer will stand for one turn. After that, he'll leave.Billy didn't specify what wishes he'll grant, but he isn't willing to do just anything for the sake of old acquaintances. Be careful what you wish for! In the past, Billy demanded virgins for his wishes. This might be worth remembering.
>>397559Might work! Also the super saiyans would work great which reminds me we should try and make some kind of amplifier for their powers so they can shoot lazers or something.
>>397560Billy has returned.
>>397560BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
>>397560Does billy still like fat wizard virgins, and would requesting killing either the moon or sea be too much to ask for?sunbro you got any good ideas for wishes? Maybe wish him a good life?
Rolled 31, 3 = 34 (2d100)treelands kerfuffleelflandia: gorilla warfare rollrebeland: general spyworks roll
>>397598ask him to marry you
>>397598A really tasty sandwich. THat's pretty good.Or immortality, or the ability to literally store sunlight inside ourselves to shine light even in night. Or really sweet hair. Or sweet ass all powerful giant robot that we can pilot
>>397614Whoa those are all really good ideas! I do like the idea that we'd be able to store sun energy inside ourselves or some device to use anywhere. Might make us more powerful, might give us nights without sleep, who knows. Maybe we can wish for something nice to happen to billy himself, what does he want? Maybe we can share that sandwich.
>>397635Maybe some brave shaman, or shawoman(?), will step up and wish for Billy's hand in marriage. But that probably means leaving with him.
>>397604This might not be good
>>397646I want to see billy get married to a sha(wo)man
>>397560The loyalists started to deploy their cavalries into enemy territory at night to raid farms and disrupt supply. After an initial success, the rebels quickly caught up with it and managed proper defenses that repelled the roaming raiders out of their lands.The rebels tried a sneak on their own, to kidnap a mage and have him teach the secret of magic. But the spies failed terribly and got caught!The rebels started digging trenches and tunnels around their settlements for long-term sieges. They are efficient but far from the rats' burrows.the loyalists took the advantage slightly this turn.
>>397657>using the same image as last turn
>>397657Isn't that the same image used for last thread?
>>397662budget cuts>>397657the good pic
>>397655Yes, a real lonely Shaman(female). Hell, she could be the virgin sacrifice herself.
So where's that anchor
turn 17 start!recap anchor post
>>397744Dat sundude is like "Dat princess ass" and everyone else is like "The hell is this asshole doing here" and the background is like "...."Anyways, I propose that now seems like a good time to introduce those knights.
>>397744"I wanna fuck that princess" - Sun Ambassador, professional wedding crasher
Alright so coppers I have some potential plans of actions we could take. 1. Have the loli witches experiment with the dead dominater to hopefully find a weakness or unlock some top tier magic.2. Rebuild the wall and the defenses.3. Run off to the suns land with everyone.4.LAND BATTLESHIPS, giant cars with 3 levels in them. The first on the bottom is the engine room to keep it moving. The second is the munitions storage and where there will be slits for crossbows to shoot out of. The third is the top where ballistas are mounted. Since its so heavy bumpy roads will not be a problem so long as the driver doesnt fuck up and put it on its side.
>>397779I think its best to use this turn to strenghten our country, and to aid the queen in her battle. The queen is our strongest asset as a country.If we lose her, we lose part of who we are. One of her magixs is Flesh golem.I say we collect Flesh and bones across the country and send it down into the sea so she can use it to make skeletons and flesh golems with it.
>>398025As for tech, we could look into researching into a way to aid the fight.Like aplying our windmills and walls to create polders from the sea and decrease its size, or building primitive u-boats or something
>>397650The loyalists will probably have upped their defenses for their wizards. We've got a solid defense with our trenches. Our current bows don't work against the shields they gave out. So here's what I propose. Let's send raiders into rat land to steal their gunpowder and weaponry. They'll fire slower while we can get more shots off with our bows. But with their weapons, we'll be able to penetrate the shields and armor of the loyalists. Secondly, I want a backup plan if that goes wrong. I think our tech action should combine the wood we have with the copper. Instead of bows, we need precision weapons. A crossbow made with our wood as base and reinforced with copper would be just as good as gunpowder weapons. Training someone to use a crossbow will be easier too.Thirdly, I think we'll be really close to getting our own turn. We need a good government. I want to form a 5 woman band made out of the best rebels with the Lady Protector as our leader. This culture action will mean we'll have great generals who can lead our army into the field.
>>398054I think that a dedicated military force might do more for us than tech, but I don't know what our free deal is.
>>398184We have one move we can spent on an action, a culture or a tech, plus a free tech move. So each turn we can do action/culture/tech + tech
>>398245Allright then, I agree with your action, but I think our tech might be better used expanding chemistry for various pyrotechnics. Specifically I want them to find something easily produced and sufficiently flammable for combatant purposes. It should be a huge help against sea creatures (shrimp will cook in the hot water from your tap) and has incredible potential for future projects. of course, I'm not looking for explosives at this point, I want inceniaries.
>>398062That does sound good. When the war is over, we should take turns to strengthen the structure of the government, possibly sending out ambassadors to the other nations.and another more turns for remodeling the culture.However, i think to strengthen us , we should start up a matriarch government like you suggested. I'm unsure if we'll get the raids will be successful so i would suggest instead we either teach our fighters better tactics against shield (aim for exposed parts like legs or) users in combination with increased gorilla warfare tactics( camouflage and trap) or increasing tunnels and traps, but i'll leave this up to you on whether we will do my suggestions instead or the fire arm acquisition, because guns they would be quite useful but they are not a sure thing. Though with black powder, we could produce bombs as well.Whatever we do, I suggest we atleast start our goverment and secondlrey increase our military power..
>>398375I suppose an upside to launching raids on the rat lands, we could gain the support of the Bow ties or even the long ties. though we run the risk of inciting the wrath of the rats. we could ask them for compensation later, but not yet.
>>398406>>398245If we help the bowties, we could have a land trade route setup. And since we're closer to the border than the loyalists, it'd be easier. What do you think, Bowties?
>>398486I believe that going to the rat lands to raids and set up relations with the bow ties has potential for good things, however I believe that we should increase our military stength and fortifications against the loyalist as well as the potential threat the rats may pose. Though rat lands involvement has much potential. Land trade does sound good to strengthen our nation.
>>398972The actions go hand in hand. I really don't like being defensive when we should be the ones on attack.
>>399010My concern is that we may spread ours selves too thin. I don't want to end up with a two front war between the rats and the loyalists
>>397825WE WON ALL PRAISE COPPERNICAbasically our choice is to stay or fleeif we stay, we can focus our defences on the hole since the giants would go there (strategically) and maybe we can trap them, on the other hand we can rebuild our defences there and with the help of the suns defeat more of the titans with their superior magicif we do fallback, its probably to the south east to the sun lands, but im sure there will be some people left in our copperlands that will suffer, if we do run to the south we can ambush them with the suns if they give us a chase
>>399374If we stay I say we really should mess with that titans body, who knows what we could learn about them or maybe even boost our magic since they seem to be very magical.I'm intrigued by trapping them but I dont think we'll be able to do it. Do you have any really good ideas other than the general rebuild our shit that we could do?
>>399470Use the titan's body to plug up your hole in your wall
Hey Bow BrosJust got hereNice to see The Wedding went wellAnyway, we should probably start digging up corpses out of The Battlefield and start dumping them in the water by now for The Queen to use.On another note if she's lost then she'll just be back anyway, 'cause she's pretty immortal.let's just hope she still has skin when she's around. Skeleton Queen would be scary!As for tech I'm not totally sure right now.I'm sure I'll come up with something, but if there are any suggestions that would be great.>>398312That would be good, but the thing is we're fighting under the water right now, so even greek fires wouldn't really work.
>>399470You could always empty out the town and ambush them.Who knows, maybe if you set the empty town on fire they'll run into The Sea to put themselves out and end up fighting the supposed Kaiju down there.Some Pacific Rim meets Attack on Titan level shit.
>>399725Or rig the whole town with explosives
>>399729Do they got explosives?
>>399732Yeah, they got bombs. Those helped repell the giants the first time.
Good morning goyim
So whats our turn?Tech: Explosive ballista boltsAction: BuILD MORE FUCKING BALLISTAS
>>399778>>399470I suggest we create a trap for our hole using a mutilated body of the giant thats been ex[perimented on by our loli with and like dick marks on his faces, if these anger them and they rush in to find an explosive filled body with ballistas hidden on the sides that should take care of at least one of them, plus the fact that we get to experiment on the body
>>399890if we can focus all our forces on this one point without the giatns noticing, including super sunyans then we should get a massive bonus, we could also use our cavalry force as bait so that they can easily fall back and do a hit and runon the giants view, its a very tactical place to attack since its a hole in the otherwise strong defence (we'll place army decoys around with flags and some people on top) and aside from being tactical, they have a reason of going there, we're literally fucking with one of them
>>399890This sounds good, we get to mess with the body and we hopefully killl another one.So would our turn beTech:Experiment with the dead giants body using the loli witchesAction:Set up a trap at the hole in the wall using the giants corpse and filling it with explosives while concealing ballistas there.
>>399915let me add some detailsTech: Experiment and research with the dead giants to gain knowledge about magic with loli witches and stronger armor with the engineersAction: Set up a trap near the hole in the wall using the giants desecrated experimented corpse and filling it with explosives while concealing ballistas and cavalry thereFree embassy action: ask the suns to help with the ambush and general defence using their super sun men
>>399918This gets the warlords seal of approval because of how good this plan is considering our circumstances. Now we just link it to the recap. At the very least they probably wont have a flat 100 bonus since we killed one of them do that'll help in the ambush also.
>>399918>Experiment and research with the dead giants to gain knowledge about magic with loli witchesOp said to leave our magic.The lolis would advance our magic on by themselves So we could just mention that fact to Opee..I mean explosive bolts would give big advantages
>>399958dont you wanna learn about their armor that makes our bolts bounce off? I'm not against exploding bolts though
>>399958The main goal here dude is to learn about their weaknesses, any magic or tech advancements is a bonus.
>>399963yes thats true but it doesn't help for this battle since they can literally step on us. Or use their weapons to rape us fucked up.We can research armour after we finish themThe explosive bolts would give a better advantage than armour for individuals
If you want that thenAction: Set up a trap near the hole in the wall using the dead giants body. We cut it up and desecrate it and check for weak points in giants then fill the body with explosives while concealing ballistas and cavalry to the sides of the trap.Tech: Explosive ballista bolts
>>399971No thanks, I'm good with prometheums version of the turn, besides in the opee pic awhile ago you could see we already have bombs attached to the ballista bolts.
>>399975>>399971a golden maiden would be nice to have right now to cement a majority
>>399987Even if they dont come we already have a majority, I wonder why golden senpai stopped posting in these threads though.
>>399975>besides in the opee pic awhile ago you could see we already have bombs attached to the ballista bolts.no
>>399992Got eaten by fish, most likely. You can't trust the ocean.
>>400008It's right here >>388068
>>399992just went to the elfland and she acts like one
>>400008>>400028Based suns beating me to the punch.
>>400023Hey my fellow asshole, any ideas for turn and our wish? I like the storage of sun energy. Maybe wish the titans gone?
>>400076pls help us beyb
>>400076Lessee, I wonder if Billy can just poof the titans away.Maybe we should wish for a way to defeat them.
>>400081Phrasing the wish is very important wishing for something that can defeat them would be very nice. As for our turn? Send sun shamans and heliowoman to the coppers for help as action? And then some cultural action? Also embassy ask everyone whats up and if they need something.
>>400081>>400076oh wait sorry if its the wish dont use it on the titans, there might be a better wish like something to do with your magic problems, or do something meta like knowing the end game or making an important advice, or you can go around meddling with other tribes
>>400088Maybe we should wish for our shamans to never be lazy forever from this generation onwards.Or a giant sun laser beamOr a pizza
>>400095Never be lazy or be able to harnass the power of the sun better both good ideas. and a pizza is good for our date with billy
>>400099Ah yes, our turn "Before the suns can wish for anything, a lonely female shaman runs in and offered herself to wish for Billy's hand in marriage. One other shaman can be heard yelling "No fair, I called dibs"."
>>400108Love it, have the virgin woman ask him to marriage for the quest for booty. Action should be sending out shamans both male and female to help out in the copper lands, agreed? I'm kind of blank on the cultural action
>>400111I too am wondering what should our cutural be. When in doubt, "develop magic further to prepare against the oncoming apocalypse"Or have people guarding the ocean wall yell curses at the ocean every hour, that'll show them.
>>400111instead of naked wrestlingNAKED ASCENDED SUPER BATTLES
>>400115"Fuck you, sea" "no one likes you!" "your mother was a whale"Getting some kind of defences up voluntarely is good but maybe focussing on our helioshamans for medicine might be nice too.
>>400119Basically we're dbz now and you guys are attack on titan. What animes are bowties and treetards?
>>400120Yes, have the helioshamans develop medicine so we can unlock the secret to immortality
>>400124Yes exactly culturally become immortal.
>>400123Bowties are reminding me of kingdom with their warstheres no feminism in japan so trees are tumblr now
>>400126We can do that by officially declaring to everyone on the world "If you kill us, we win".Nobody would attack us then!
>>400108>>400111Why not ask for a way to defeat the ocean
>>400123I dunno, but if anybody turned out to be Sailor MOON then by our nature we must fight them
>>400123Dont know what anime bowties are but I can see them as warhammer 40,000. With the skaven on one front and who knows what in the water while having a god queen instead of emperor.
>>400129That's some solid logic right there!
>>400130If we do then your waifu is dead
So our turn is:Action:Send shamans and helioshamans to the coppers for help. Culture:Have the helioshamans focus on developing more medicine and other herbsEmbassy:Ask everyone whatsup and if they need any helpBilly:Virgin woman asks his hand in marriage (and is also sacrifice)As for the wish: ???-store sun energy inside ourselves-a weapon to surpass metal gear (defeat titans)-kill the moon-kill the ocean-ask for more magic-something else?
>>399918>>397744Just going to link our turn
>>400155Send shamans and helioshamans to the coppers for help, on balloons. For both air support and style.As for the wish...i dunno. Ask Billy to empower our Wraith spell so we can summon a Gigantic Super Wraith under our control, maybe? If that's not allowwed then ask Billy to...drop a meteor on the sea queen or something. Dunno.
>>400170>drop a meteor on the sea queen or something. Dunno.you'd blow up the engineer clan
>>400197What, it's like one house. It's not like the entire clanlive in one single mansion
>>400170Meteor would destroy coppers and treetardsId go for storing sun energy in ourselves and be able to control its release, so you'd be able to make lasers and release it all around yourself
>>400205I wonder, if that happens. The average sunman will have energy projectiles like the current ascended ones. What happens if the energized sunmen then ascend? Double Sun Power?
>>400208Regular suns become super suns, the super suns become super sunyan 2 and begin getting stupid high power levels. You will literally become dbz.
>>40020816h of non stop POWER
>>400200It'll send a wave of force out destroying everything just like when asteroids hit the planet and form huge craters
>>400220What if it's a really tiny asteroid, capable of only squishing one person
>>400215>the final turn will be summoning a spirit bomb to kill the titans
>>400225>The planet is destroyed>The suns fly towards the sun and become one with it
>>400225Spirit bomb the moon, we'll finally be free
>>397744Action: Continue conquest of rebel farmalnds while avoiding heavily populated areas and defended fortifications.Culture: The bigger the trees in a town the more prestigeous the town is and its citizens command more respect.
>>400238We will never be free until the universe is alight with the flame of the sun
>>400238and deadif the moon goesso do humans
>>400250We dragonball now. The moon got blew up in it and everything was fine.
Welp lads, no update tonight, but tomorrow.
>>400306that gives us a day to finalise our turn! woohoo
>>400531Which translates into 23 hours of sleeping, 30 minutes jerking off and 15 minutes actually finalizing it
>>400592exactly! you know us so well
>>400592>Sleeping while the sun is outDisgraceful
>>400625Easy, they sleep outside while being bathed in the waves of glorious sunlight.
>>400625>>400631We sleep outside naked on kelp mats, basking in the rays of the sun.
>>400652Is this you?
>>400674Me on the left
>>400674me near the water
>>400674Let's do thisAction : Attack the rat faggots and try to wipe this meme out of existence once and for allCulture : Develop auto crossbows
>>400722I can get behind this.
>>400722There's a flaw with your auto crossbow plan bowties, you dont actually have basic crossbows.
>>400790O-oh.>>397744Action : Try to wipe the rat meme off of the face of the game world once and for allCultural : Begin development of crossbows
>>400814You need bows first ....
>>400814I think its better to focus on supporting the queen in the sea by collecting all bones and flesh in the country and dumbing it into the water.We got the rat situation under control with ratbane there, and with the majority of our forces on our sea wall, i doubt it would be smart to launch an all out attack on the rats. Also, we cant do an action and a cultural in the same turn, we must have a tech.We did recently capture more canons and lands from the rats, so we might be able to also develop gunpowder maybe from what we took from the rats and their mines
>>400814Our Queen is fighting The Mermaid underwater, we gotta help her before The Continents sink.We already punched the shit out of The Rats and have a massive fort on their boarder, they'll be fine until we're ready to go back and kill them.>>399725Check this
>>400871What would happen if the queen reanimated the bones of a dominator
>>402169I was wondering the same thing, but i doubt the coppers would be interested in trading the corpse with the people they are sorta at war with maybe.Plus the engineers wouldnt like us planning on using it against the sea witch probably
>>402701Well you see, I think the main problem would actually be moving the damm thing since you're queen decided to go on a deep sea adventure. If she came to us is a completly different thing which isn't likely to happen unless she got wrecked so hard she washes up on our shores.
>>402717Maybe the Sea Witch can do something with it?
>>402923Thats like giving someone the explosives to blow up your house that has all your friends and family in it, aleast the bowtie queen wouldn't kill us when theres giants and kaijus out there. Besides, once were done with it the corpse is going to be destroyed by bombs to hopefully take one of the last 2 giants with it.I'm hoping the lolis witches can pull some shit out of it that could help us or pull some flesh bending and make something with all that blood with the experiments were going to do.
>>400871>>400881Alright then. Can we throw rat bones into the water and hope for the best?
>>400871Our problem with inventing gunpowder is that we don't have the materials to do it I believe.
>>402169Do I know you from IRC?
I'm sorry for not posting in some time but I have read all the updates :) so what's the plan? i guess we need some kind of defense or better magic, also: do the giants have blood?
>>404038HeyNew water troll civ thread when? :^)
>>404038They have bloodWe have a turn sorted out Ali the rebels wanted our magic at one point through maidens
>>404038I think you should talk with the tree rebels too, coordinate 'n stuff
>>403894Not sure what IRC is abbreviation for. I frequent other quest and forget to remove the Tree Rebel Adviser when I post. Could you give the full name for IRC
>>404079international rape convention
>>404079Internet relay Chat
>>404079Internet Relay Chat i think
>>397744Action: Have the Lady Protector fall back for now to teach our soldiers guerilla tactics, like camouflaging and trapping as well as better tactics against shields like shooting their uncovered feet. Tech: Create new crossbows made out of the best wood for materials while being reinforced with copper. We need an armor piercing weapon to get past Loyalist armor and shields. It will also be something that'll be usable by the whole army and won't take years of training like regular bows do.
>>400696so we've slept for the past 22 hours, time to work on our turn? we still need to make our wish I think
>>404940Indeed, now what to wish for...
>>404983I do think we should use our wish to empower ourselves
>>405007Eh, me too. LEt's go with that.
>>405016This should be updated to have one of the pics of you guys going super sunyan.
>>405016so we go with storing sunlight into ourselves or something completely different? and we'll give him some virgins, and one of them'll ask him for marriage.
>>405050Maybe the ability to store and harness sunlight within ourselves so we can shoot out sunbeams at will
>>405064yeah, store sunlight and be able to control it's release, so we can make lasers out of our hands or cover ourselves in sunlight all over, practically blinding everyone except the shamans that are probably immune to that shit by now.
>>405074Mostly because they're blind by staring at the sun too much. YOU CAN'T BLIND SOMEONE THAT CAN'T SEE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
>>405080So our turn is:Action:Send shamans and helioshamans to the coppers for help. Culture:Have the helioshamans focus on developing more medicine and other herbsEmbassy:Ask everyone whatsup and if they need any helpBilly:Virgin woman asks his hand in marriage (and is also sacrifice) also send him the current version of steve, if that's more to billy's style.we wish for storing sunlight into our bodies, that we can control the release of.
>>405016Please post the others Especially tree nation
>>403339Something like that yeah
>>405144they're a bit outdated though
>>405181I fucking love this one xDTHAT LAST PANEL
So for bowtie turn:Action: dig up all the corpses in the country and send them to the queenAnd we still need a tech
here I amwith some copper spoilers
>>405113>>405468I forgot to mention that we arrive for help in style with our air balloons
>>405468Looks like the lolis about to try something.
>>397744Ignore the earlier postAction: Dig up and gather all corpses we can find and send them to the queenTech: With the recent spoils from the rats and our own minor chemistry, try to develop gunpowder and its applitcation
>>405468hmm dat copper boob
>>405468I can whack it to this
turn 17 end!Experimentations were made on the giant's corpse. From its potent eldritch blood, the witching child drew immense power! Two new tiers of magic were reached:Blood magic tier 4: Summon demondrawing a specific pentacle on the ground with blood, the user can summon a bloodthirsty demon from another plane. A pact needs to be made with the demon, which will always favor the demon itself unless the mage is incredibly powerful. There's a wide range of demons, but the stronger they are, the more demanding they are.blood magic tier 5: Mind Bending[/B]the user can subtly change the thinking of one or many persons around them if they have skin contact with them at least once a day. It is not straight up mind control, but rather silent, deep persusasion. Mastering this spell protects you from its effects.The Witches were ready to ambush the invaders, but unfortunately they decided to accelerate the process. They went through the kilometers-wide gap in the wall unbothered, and immediately started rampaging the nearest settlements and cities.The army is useless and disorganized at the walls while the Sun Shamans, who came to help aboard their flying balls and their shining ones, try to harass the monsters away from the civilians. The largest town of the west lordships has been razed.At the engineers', the Sea Queen's husband has been elected master of the council. He seems a lot smarter than he used to be, and everyone approved his idea of getting the engineer troops back home for city defense, and giving them better equipment. Some even believe the Sea Queen will certainly help them now that her husband is in charge.The Sea Queen has been seen wearing a strange crimson neckwear lately.
>>405607I knew the sea queen would try something, now if we try to evacuate the engineers are going to stay in their lands. I bet the sea witch is using mind mending on that engineer.
>>405607Plant bombs in the engineer towns and cities Im sad that it had to go this wayCopper Engineer Did 9/11
>>405607Should have murdered the sea queen
>>405607Op I dont really understand what happened?Did our witches kill usDid monsters burn our homesDid the giants winDo I commit sudoku now?Do I even control the engineers?
>>405607>Copper Engineers in charge of not messing it up for other coppersgg
>>405636Engineers, under the guidance of the sea queen's husband, lived up to their reputation of lil bitches and ran home instead of fighting titans with everyone else
>>405637Hey at least we aren't fucking the other nations just myself
>>405636>Did our witches kill uswhat? no>Did monsters burn our homesyes, but not yours, no>Did the giants winwell they're kind of fucking you up, but it's up to you to decide it's over or not>Do I commit sudoku now?y- I mean no, don't do it>Do I even control the engineers?yes, but when you don't tell them to do anything, they do their own thing
>>405636Fuck, the corruption is too deep, I bet she has the whole council under her heel with mimd mending. Now we need to fucking purge you're goverment and start over after we evacuate everyone.
>>405647>yes, but when you don't tell them to do anything, they do their own thingWtf ahh
>>405648This is your fault Apparently if you dont make my engineers work they become cucksSo always mention the engineers in the turn post or else bye bye engineers Its because we didn't research anything
>>405665>blaming others when he was the one who wanted to pamper the sea queen
>>405607HAHHA I DIDNT FUCK UPTHIS WAS THE WARLORDS PLANstill sucks dick though
>>405665Why did you think I wanted to kill her? Besides we were researching, the auto loaders, fire bombs.
>>405669I'll pamper that waifu real good while the warlords die in the thousands
>>405671Doesn't marrying the sea queen in the first place means you fucked up already
>>405683I didn't fuck up the turn post mateAlso I do what I wish since the sea queen will only fugg my clan :^)
>>405607The Marquis sent most troops back to Ratbane after forcing his views on the other nobles, but they're starting to resist his orders, that they claim are borderline heretical. So the Marquis couldn't go back to war, otherwise half his troops and the whole inquisition would have turned against him. Instead, the lords and ladies of the realm changed their burial practices, sending their dead to the sea. They hope the bodies will help the Queen in her fighting.But one night, while the Marquis was studying the maps in Ratbane's war room, a mysterious old rat came to speak to him. How he bypassed all the guards and defenses remains a mystery."Hello human. I am the wisest of the rat mages and I come in peace. Rats are tired of fighting the humans, but rats don't want humans in rat land. King sent wisest rat for a deal.""We know your Queen is dead. Her power scary. We don't feel the scary power no more, so she is dead. But maybe rats can bring her back. Leave ratland and we give you Queen."Technically, this means the princess is the new Queen. But would the people accept it? And is this rat saying the truth?The Marquis' confusion gave the rat enough time to disappear without a trace.
>>405702>Queen is deadwoah shit, what will I use as spank material now
>>405702WEW THEY HAVE GUNPOWDER
>>405715Maybe, Last panel :^) >>405181
>>405702Agreeing with the rats means working with filthy wizards, which is blasphemy.On the other hand we would be saving our literal goddess
>>405732You know, you're really hung up on that image. Methinks marrying the queen is just a cover for your homosexual desires.
>>405702I like how our magic still says we know how to raise skeletons twice
>>405702Hmm, Sea Queen has a new Crimson necklace while the bowtie queen is dead, who wore a Crimson bowtie. Naturally she would come back in time but what if these two things are connected and the rats cant bring her back because say, her soul was imprisoned. This is probably just a conspiracy theory though and I'm just being crazy.
>>405735>Methinks marrying the queen is just a cover for your homosexual desires.OY VEY
>>405702Billy the magus was pleased with the two sacrifices that were given to him. However he does not care much for marriage."you want to canalize the power of the sun with your spirit magic? What a strange idea! But why not? I'll show you how that kind of channeling is done. Send me your best mages!"spell enhanced: transcendtranscended shamans can now absorb the sun's rays to release them as a devastating ray of pure scorching light.The giants were the first to pay for this discovery. "What is this? Those flies grew a stinger since last time!"The sun shamans got the giants to counterattack, blowing up the balloons and using their magic to snipe at the flying shamans. They're slowed down in their rampage, but still free to move, and many shamans die in the process.The Heliomagi built their own separate temples, cleaner and with water inside, that are used as hospitals.
>>405803We get closer to DBZ with each passing turn
>>405803The Lady Protector called for a retreat behind the protection of the settlements' trenches and groundworks to train and equip the troops. A better discipline is instated while strong crossbows, capable of penetrating bark armors, are crafted for the archers.Meanwhile the loyalists keep raiding the farmlands, but this time found only pockets of resistance. The villages too small to defend were left behind for them to grab. The rebels' supplies are heavily reduced.the loyalists took a clear advantage this turn. They feel only a good push would bring the rebels down.Elves instated a village ranking by the size of their communal tree. It improves village defenses slightly, since said tree is animated to fight in battle.turn 18 start!
Where's that anchor
recap anchor post
Alright coppers, it not looking good for us right now.We have 2 options right now.1. Evacuate to the sun land but doing this may lead to people still dying if the titans hit the evacuation efforts which we cant afford to happen as our population is in shambles now.2.Ask the Sea Queen to help us kill the giants with whatever she has which means her gaining more influence here possibly fucking us over in the future.However, it is possible to do both by the engineers asking her to stop them while we evacuate, but it still leads to her price which could fuck us over.Tough decisions here regarding the welfare of the coppers right now which I want to know what the other coppers what we should do before I cast my vote in the matter.
>>405982Further whacking material acquired. Commencing jerking procedure.
>>405991I wouldn't be trusting the copper engineers if they're under mind control. If you're down to hang in tree land if evacuating to sun land doesn't work, I could use some backup to fight against the loyalists and we'll have more time to prep against the giants if we win the war. The Warlord Clan and Maidens are formally invited.
I'm willing to fight to death Warlord and maidens you should evacuate Me and the sea queen will fight the good fight
>>405890I suppose now we must fight back. Pushing them back either by striking important leaders, disrupt their armies communications as we hit key targets (killing messengers relaying order and or key leaders of groups), set up some of the small villages they are atytcking as traps were we s set it ablaze once they get to its center while archers spring up from hidden tunnels, surrounding the troops and attacking within all of the confusion, or even burning down a few villages or food supplies of theirs,we can do a double attack action or a second action of fortifying towns or send out some sort of espionage to disrupt info, supplies, or poison the loyalist wells and foods.
>>405702>Bring her back.Our queen is a lich.She's going to come back anyway. For all we know they could be trying to trick us into making her mortal again.
>>407440Forgot my name.
>>407440Okay guys, so rather The Queen is coming back or not, we should get people ready for The Princess just in vase liches work weird in this setting.What we need to do is send The Princess out to tell all the nobles and inquisition heads that The Ratlands are offering a Stalemate Peace, and she wants to poll them on rather they're for or against accepting it. We will not tell them about The Queen's death, or the fact that The Rats are offering to bring her back. In fact don't even tell The Princess yet.This will get the higher ups to know her first hand and will let us know how our realm will react to this war. Also if they say that they refuse peace, we will have more political backing to continue pushing into Ratlands.As for tech maybe we should research cannons, then we could research Grapeshot since that's pretty good at killing lots of people at one time, just like hordes of skeletons and rats.
>>406209I don't want to be like the trees and have a civil war later on, this is going to be hard>>405991looking at what opee wrote, I think we need to regroup our forces again for us to get a chance for another dominator down, on the other hand we can also summon demons but we'll need to find the strongest mageI feel like relying on the sea queens gonna fuck us up honestlydo you think its possible to mind bend the dominators or are they immune to this since we got the power from them?I'm also thinking of letting the engineers face them while copper and iron maiden regroup up with the suns and hit the dominators in the back when theyre busy fighting the engineers which shouldnt die easily since theyre under the protection of the sea queen
>>408075I think we hardly have a military left. The first battle killed 10k soldiers. Now we've lost 20k in their rampaging. We literally cant afford a counter attack otherwise we'd run out of people to send.
>>408095fuck, so the options are just running away, surrendering or asking for external help
>>408131You could always consolidate to your island.
>>408131We need to run, surrendering will lead to more dying because their pissed we actually killed one of them. I think our only option is to let the engineers and the sea queen work on it while we run towards the suns best case scenario they die, worst sea queen sinks engineer land.>>408141We cant sustain an entire nation on that island is the problem.
>>407312I'm sorry, we can't set our own villages ablaze, even for the enemy. If we use fire, we lose all honor in the people. No scorched earth tactic for us.
We have 76k people leftCheers cunts It was good while it lasted
>>408841evacuate? move people towards the golden island, move engineers north towards the treetards, move the rest south to the sun tribe
>>406209That is very nice of youbut I think all the 3 groups should fight in this war, we should evacuate the children eldern and some warriors to either the sunlands or the lands of the trees, i think the Warriors should go to the treelands to help the rebbels out while the others go to the sunlands and later to the treelands if possible, we will be leaving our lands behind and not everyone will like that but we can't win this war alone and the seawitch isn't our only option. We just need more time and this may give us some..
>>408930Forgot my name :)
>>408951Oy Ye Wheres Muh Watertroll civ
But i think we should annex the trees with demons Jk.Heres my plan.I use mind bending on the sea queen to make her fall madly in love with her husband.. Then also that she thinks of the engineers as her kin..Then we evacuate the children to the sun land.And send some warriors to kill off the rebels since they haven't won a single battle against the loyalists.Or we can stay neutral and be refugees for a bit.Then the I, CASSIUS will assume control of the engineer clan. And bring doom to the Giants when I research More into steam engines to make mechs
>>408930Sounds like a Party at Ratbane.But no really, it looks like a good time to dissolve clan boundaries and go help fortify Sun Land before The Giants stomp through there too.
Alright coppers look like most of you want to evacuate. So this is what we have.Action:Begin evacuating everyone from warlord territory to the sun land, maidens could also come also. Meanwhile the brain washed engineers and sea queen do whatever to deal with the giants.Tech:???What should we do for tech guys? Do you guys think we'd actually be able to recreate the gear from attack on titan to allow us to zip around giving us more of a chance as an idea?
>>409020What do you intend to make it with?Hip mounted crossbows and a hand crank?
>>409023Just an idea since I have no clue what we should do considering how everythings gone to shit.
>>405815what should we do for our turn, we've got something good with our new hospitals, also we super saiyan 2 now. If the coppers are starting to evacuate the shamans should help them with guiding them and transcended shamans should try to lure the titans away if that's possible.
>>409024Maybe you should spend some time studying Stealth.I mean we are pretty much bugs to these people, if we could get a guy to scale then he could cut their eyes open before the giants even realize.
>>409020Since you goys are evacuatingLet me do the turnFor tech. I want ADVANCED STEAM MACHINES that fire projectiles Or maybe the Bowties give me gunpowder and I BUILD A MASSIVE CANNON SUPERCHARGED WITH STEAM POWER
>>409032Give me gunpowder plz Its for the good of the realm
>>409035You gotta send a message to ask for that, then we gotta spend another turn after that actually trading for it.Just invent steam pressure cannons.
>>409034Steam cars are still shit man, they'll just crush them like nothing and start laughing when it flips on its side.>>409032Its an idea, were still going to need to help the suns however once they stomp over to them though.
>>409043I find it funny that The Suns will likely have to invent Lead Blankets for their shining sayains to be used in ambushes.
>>409029Indeed, that sounds good. We could use our hospotals to tend to the wounded.
>>409044I suppose them being able to kamehameha is worth not being able to hide in ambushes.
>>409050The kamehamehas are used to mask the real ambushes done by non-transcended ones
>>409053Maybe as a tech we could enlarge your balloons to airships and put bays full of fire bombs with steam rotors on them if you allow us to do it. Since were doing it you shouldn't have to do anything so long as you allow us to.
>>409062Sure, we could even use them as suicide planes
>>409097>>409062I'm all for better air balloons
>>409097>>409122If it gets shot down might as well hit the giants in the face with a flaming ship then. Well if you guys agree then I'll just wait for the other coppers to come before putting it in our turn.
>>409122But what about the rest of our turn though
>>409198maybe we can scout southwards, and for culture make water flow through every city for better health through aquaducts?
>>407669For our tech we could also work to improve or implement our new guns. Maybe develop gun tactics or research rifling
>>409128I vote for this and mass evacuation/regroup
>>409227Flow like watah. Be watah my friend.BUt I wonder if "Help coppers evacuate by having super shamans engage in beam wars with giants to distract them" is an action or embassy
>>409227Remember that time you got hit by the plague because you had so much water everywhere
>>409255no I can't remember that. >>409234That might be an action, but I'm okay with doing that, we should keep helping the coppers.
>>409255It's less "water everywhere" and more "naked sweaty dudes everywhere"
>>409257As for cutural...how about summoning wraiths for extra guarding?
>>409279the nightmare is real, but it's a good idea, dunno how much they can do though. and can we infuse them with light?
>>409288Infuse wraiths with light can only end in two ways: Holy Ghosts or they explode because conflicting energies
>>409288>>409294Or maybe we can have all the transcended shamans pool their powers together to...possess a giant
>>409301wow, how have we not thought of that before
>>409310Too busy thinking about butts
This is what we've got, if no coppers come and tip the balance this is our turnAction:Begin evacuating everyone from warlord territory to the sun land, maidens could also come also. Meanwhile the brain washed engineers and sea queen do whatever to deal with the giants.Tech:With permission from the suns we improve on their balloons and add a body like a ship hull and a much larger balloon, basically a zeppelin. It will be used to bomb giants from the air and as a platform to shoot arrows and bolts from.
>>409323So, our turn: -Help coppers evacuate by having super shamans engage in beam wars with giants to distract them-Have all the transcended shamans pool their powers together to...possess a giant, this surely won't backfire and kill all of us, hoho.Embassy:-Agree to coppers improving our balloons, technology and magic, now as one. Magitech here we goooo-Inform other nations of the current state of the Titan war, both to warn them and to know how are they dealing with things
>>409338Im liking that techso the Action AS ENGINEERS..ACTION: I use mind bending on the sea queen to make her fall madly in love with her husband.. Then also that she thinks of the engineers as her kin..All this while the evacuation takes place So just add this at the bottom of our turn post
>>409372Only maidens know mindbending, besides it wont work on her because if you read its description you'll see it doesn't work on other people that mastered mind bending.
>>409380If anything it's the Engineers getting mind bended right now
>>409380>other people that mastered mind bending.She's a sea cunt She aint a mind controller?IS SHE?WHAT HAVE I DONE BENIS DDDDD:
>>409409Did you forget that time when she seduced the entire tree nation to destroy their navy
>>409338>>405982Linking since 3 coppers agree to it. If you want to do something specific engineer just link it to the recap.>>409409Looks like mind control because of what happened with the trees and now suddenly the engineer council is agreeing to everything she tells her husband to say.
>>405982Alright since the Engineers staying behindI want to try use mind bending on the queen to make her love the copper engineers and think of them as her kin.And then I want as many of the war zeppelins built as possible so that engineers may triumphThe engineers will build a defensive line of ballistas and mount ballistas on the war zeppelins..Then then mount ballistas on the cars and drive around the giants shooting them
Update tomorrow, lads
>>409457You don't know mind bending, only the maiden witches do. You also basically posted an entire turn instead of some little thing like when you sent a message in a bottle.
>>409478time for another 23 hour sleep then!
>>409457You've also forgot the balloons are still held up by immolating suns which are required right now and that the cars already have mounted weapons but they're so bad they cant even go on bumpy roads. If you're going to post stuff that'll be not counted atleast know about it first man.
>>409620We're fucked anyway Somehow the giants just avoided all our defences and traps And now theres monsters from god knows where ...Its over
>>409670Not really, if you didn't decide to marry the seaqueen we'd be better off. Now we have super suns helping us so at worst you get stomped but we kill atleast one of the giants where we then retreat to bowtie land. Best is we kill them both.
>>409688>Not really, if you didn't decide to marry the seaqueen we'd be better offYou made the engineers idle not meIf they dont do anything then they do what they please
>>409702You really have a problem with shifting blame man. You literally asked for her hand in marriage.
>>409702If you didn't marry the sea queen in the first place then even if the engineer didn't get specific instructions they still would have helped out during the attack
>>409715Yea I didBut I offered a different turn when we were choosing the second offensive but no I mean we aren't even using our magic Literally no bonuses in battle and yet we researched it When it was continuing by itself any way
Blood magic is a joke
>>409748BUt your offering was to research something you already have, explody bolts
>>409748You wanted to try to just defend and build more ballistae when the wall was destroyed and the army in shambles. Its easy to see why we couldn't outright do that. You may not want to advance our magic but the rest did and as soon as we get to the suns we can summon demons for the next attack on us. Powerful ones too with the power of the Witching child and her subordinates.
>>409774Yea but theres only so many witchesAnd if you are weak then the demon controls .. Its almost like making a deal with the sea witch .... :^)Building more ballistas is better then dying The demon research was already underway. The mind bending is what we got out of the turn...Our magic is shit compared to the other nations
>>409796Sure would suck if you couldnt use your magic for anything
>>409796Take for example the end of the tribal civ, a magic that gave the strengthof a demon but killed you. A single sun killed a dragon with it, only now its a demon with magic included getting summoned.You also need to understand the witching child is our most powerful mage and extremely old. Her subordinates have also been practicing for years. They are not weak.If we built ballistas nothing would happen save for the army being wiped out because the wall was gone and a majority of its weaponry.I say our magic is good, its just not good in your eyes because you cant immediately use it in battle, but instead buffs like felfire, or controls like mind mending.>>409824Theres also this too which sucks for the bowties.
>>405982Action: Have our spies infiltrate into the towns, from there they'll setup a spy network, seduce the men in charge and have them deactivate their Ents along with opening the gates. Action: It's time to strike back. We need to start taking back towns and villages. Since we now have weapons capable of countering the loyalist troops, we need to start attacking. The loyalists have been scared to attack us since we have our defenses, but their own defenses only consist of Ents and motte and bailey types of walls. Instead of sieging them directly, we'll dig right under the walls and have our spies work together with us to signal any sympathizers in town. Have the Lady Protector lead the battles as our symbol of hope!
>>409824I know what to do. Found the longtie knights and insist that they are above the law. They can use magic if they deem it nesessary for the prosperity of the nation. And we could study gun tactics for out tech of course. This will give us a massive boost in just one cultural action.
>>407669I for one still support this. Can The Bowties say if they're in too? I'd hate to have a turn not pushed in for Opee.
>>405982Bowtie Turn:Action:Send The Princess out to tell all the nobles and inquisition heads that The Ratlands are offering a Stalemate Peace, and she wants to poll them on rather they're for or against accepting it. We will not tell them about The Queen's death, or the fact that The Rats are offering to bring her back. In fact don't even tell The Princess yet.Tech: Develop Gunpowder Cannons! We're going to need them.Oh, and if The Old Rat Wizard comes back, tell him we're seeing if The Public will go for it and he'll have to come back later.
>>412260As for that vote, if it matters, I would go for no deal. If they are lying, then it is exactly what it looks like to the people, war or no war, but if he is telling the truth, then it is a question of whether the princess inherits the throne, or the queen is poisoned with their necromancy, who knows what they could do with such power over our queen. I repeat, no deal.
>>412904For the people's ears the longtie baron shall say, "I don't trust them, why would they think their nation would be better off separate from our nation at this point, unless they were planning some form of trap."
>>405982Tech: Develop trebuchetsAction: envelop and bombard heavily fortified rebel areas
turn 18 end!The copper warlords held an emergency meeting during which they concluded they could not hold their ground against the giants anymore. A great migration to the sun lands was started, and all that could be saved were evacuated by boat.Meanwhile the engineers were dead set on standing their ground. Their own line of defense, while puny compared to the previous one, is now supported by the new magical zeppelins, flying battle barges raining spears and bombs from great heights.Wary of the Sea Queen's motives, the Witching Child send two of her sharpest students as her "bodyguards", to mind bend her towards righteous goals.The Sea Queen has since then shown more care towards her family and her new home's culture. The two bodyguards never leave her side, convinced she needs to be watched constantly.The Dominators chased the evacuees but were led away from the masses by the sacrifice of sun people, engineer drive-by shooters and brave zeppelin commanders. Spotters also report strange sightings of mermen massing on the abandoned shores, preparing for war. Frightening monsters were leading their armies.the Warlords and Maiden players now play as Sun factions. Engineers control the fate of the Copper nation.
>>413605After helping the copper people flee their homelands, they have been given lands where they could establish themselves. Of course, they don't really try to integrate in the society right now and are alien to the local culture. There hasn't been much clash yet, though, except with the small bowtie population.The sun shamans, still fighting a desperate fight in the copper lands, decided to try possessing a giant by focusing their efforts. The giant laughed. *"fools! trying to play mind games with the Blood Giant Akros? have at you!"*The sun shamans weren't expecting the mind attack in their entranced state, and their minds exploded! Sun shamans are now a lot more cautious around the titans.Birds were sent all around the continent to warn everyone about the giants. The rats thanked the shamans for the information and sent a homemade traditional lunchbox as thanks.
and now since I'm a terrible OP that can't stand its promises and is dead tired I'll do the other two updates tomorrow
>>413605>Engineers control the fate of the Copper nation.ShieeetAbandoned...
>>413605Aww she cute.>>413742This is all you've ever asked for, boi.
>>413673Wel that was a whole lotta nothing, back to the drawing board.
>>414428Well, looks like at the moment were technically suns. So uh, how can we help with the people we've brought over? We can help with your military and stuff if you want. Just thinking off the top of my head.
>>414528Well we do need militray right now to deal with these giants, so let's think about that
>>414528I wonder if you can still use tech as your bonus action.
>>414568Oh, well maybe not.Because you don't have Engineers anymore.
>>414569They're part of the suns now. Cultural fo days
>>414558Well we could try and teach your warriors in our tactics, try to get a chain of command going stuff like that needed for a professional army.>>414569I doubt we'd be able to use our bonus tech. I dont think we'd be able to make crazy steampunk stuff but tech we could help somewhat with since were still coppers.
Tech: Gunpowder since we have bombs.Tech: Cannons. Massive. The actual projectile be be cone shaped. The barrel of the cannon must have grooves. (rifled). Then we can fucking blow these giants to bits
>>415656It's cool, you don't have to consult anyone anymore, you're running the copper show now
>>415666I know It was my plan all along
>>415674Damn well that was bad, anyways Suns you have defense and attack tactics at your disposal now as well as blood magic, cavalry and mining knowledges the fact that mind bending is working is good though, engineer you might be able to get whatever creatures in the sea
>>415682You guys could have stood your ground
hey ho suns and copper friends alike!since we joined forces in our lands let's start working on our turn. we obviously lost your extra tech action but we still have our wonderful culture.we can intergrate some of your technology that probably shouldn't fall under any of the actions and more under the embassy ones.I think we should spend one action for upgrading our walls and the culture one for something with the wounded in our hospitals.
>>415693Dunno, wouldn't intergrating tech be counted as cultural
>>415701maybe, I dunno if it is we could use some of their tech. but I'd also want to help the wounded and the coppers to make them comfortable in our lands.>>413673could you give us a map update that includes the countries and where the titans are?
>>415701maybe we need to set up some camps for them we got huge halls made of wood, we could make some new ones for hospitals or for bedding? maybe the non wounded coppers can join in building some new villages or something for housing the new population.
>>415704Maybe build new hospitals to house the wounded, yes. Get any able coppers and suns to help with building and defense
>>415707hospitals and housing as cultural, and then action for building defenses and upgrading the walls. and we should eat the lunch box of the rats before it spoils.
>>415707also, should we open the magic courses for coppers? Don't know if they've got affinity for spirit magic but it's been open for everyone in the sun nation since day one.
>>415712I don't see why not. Thing is, if we are to intergrate our magics with their techs, then whe should also find a way to combine our magics too. See if blood, fire and spirit can find a way to empower eachother, or at least support in battle
>>415717yeah, maybe some new magic course where we practise combo magic? taught alongside the normal courses.
>>415719Let's just practice actually making combo magic work first before putting it in a course. Have the shamans and the lolis practice with eachother.Oh wait, the shamans are all naked
>>415722naked shamans and lolis practise "magic" with eachother
>>415725Hmm yes, "magic". "It's okay, guys. She told me she's like a thousand years old. Her blood magic kept her young"
>>41572610 year old looking 1000 year olds practising magic with a bunch of naked adults is fine.but I think it's a good idea to make the normal magic course open to coppers too. and start a practise of trying to combine magic or make new combo's
>>415730Indeed, let's just shit magic everywhere. Everyone can be a mage! Even babies! Let babies transcend and use them to fight giants!
>>415733ascended with felfire, body at maximum modification with bodymend we truly are dragonballz>>415690yeah, my mistake on that part, but with the rate it was going we might've gotten really really rekt
>>415734our power must become maximum
>>415734can't change the fact that you guys went to us. but together we can become powerful enough to defeat the titans.
>>415748Or die in a massive orgy, ya know. Whichever comes first.
>>415767both, both are good
>>415824The engineers gonna have a massive orgyGiantsMermenHumansOrcs?Monsters?
welp RIP us???
>>416219you're not rip, you're on sun territory now. you still play, but we share a turn now, until it's safe to go back to your own lands.
>>416228ah, makes sense, thnx. still, rip us...
>>416235RIP in pieces
>>416253ripped in pieces
The coppers Will never Perish
hello helloanyone in? The place was real quiet yesterday
>>416511Of coursewaiting for an update
>>416511Well only two nations updates and no recap ... we waited for you baby
>>416521sorry about that. It's hard keeping a schedule on holidays.
>>416524Dont worry man we are patient
Here's the current map for whoever asked
Rolled 6, 71 = 77 (2d100)Treelands warfare: hard pushroll 1: the rebel infiltrationroll 2: the loyalist siege
>>416606thanks, nice updated map! the titans are near the engineers then?
>>416613GOD DAMN Rebels btfo
>>416635RIPCould've used help
>>416606btw I have a question: why did the giants came to us? isn't it a bit unfair after all the orcs and stuff?or was it a roll you made?>>416641yeah I wanted to send help but it I think the others didn't agree...or maybe I wasn't clear enough, either way I will try to avenge you in the future if you die :)
>>416649Eh? You're your own faction in the Suns, you don't have to agree with the others now
>>416650I know but I stated here >>408930that I thought the warriors should go to the treelands to help the rebels out but I guess it didn't came through. I will help you next turn if you are still alive
>>416667well, will probably be on my last legs, I'll have to hope for the best
>>416613Could the engineers do Tech: gunpowder because we have bombs?
>>416613Though they don't quite have the technology for trebuchets, elves designed catapults to be used against the rebel fortifications. With these, they went for a big push on their positions!Unfortunately for the rebels, the Protector ordered a large part of the garrisons out to try and take important cities by sabotage and infiltration. But no matter how talented, the spies were still women, and elves have grown wary of all female citizens. They were captured and questioned. When the troops started sapping the walls, the enemy garrison fell the earth on their faces and launched a surprise skirmish! Though the losses were minimal, it was obvious the attackers' plan was dismayed. The report of enemy armies marching on their positions came, and they retreated to try to save the nearest cities.The loyalists maintained siege on the largest settlements for months. The Protector's army could relieve a city of its besiegers for a short time, only to get trapped within when enemy reinforcements came. All besieged cities surrendered or were conquered but hers, where people are starting to starve.The eastmosts lands are still under rebel control in theory, but their military power is negligible.the rebels are fighting a lost war. Only a miracle or an intervention from the outside could tip the scales.
>>416702>>416667oh shit, one last chance
>>416714dayum, okay so here is the plan:first I would like to ask the suns to send a bird to the sea witch asking if we can have a save passage to the tree lands without here troups attacking or something.. then I will send as many maidens as possible to go help you out, I will say to them that if they succeed they wouldn't have to fight for a while so it will make them a little more energetic maybe? also I am planning on landing at the border of the treelands and rats then to defend that piece of land until we get more support bcs our defense is much better than our offense ;)
>>416753Hopefully this boosts morale and gives us one more chance to fight back.
>>416702The rats taught Guards how to make cannons. They wondered why the humans wanted muskets before cannons in the first place.The princess went from castle to castle polling her would-be subjects about a possible white peace with the rats. The general consensus seemed to be towards continuing the war, but the princess felt it was only because the Guards felt the war was already won. They would probably not care much if the stalemate was accepted.While she was visiting a coastal castle, the Princess got abducted by a demonic witch from the seas! Before leaving, the witch claimed the Queen was dead and the Bowtie people should bow to the Copper Technocrats or suffer the same fate.Large levies are mustered. All Guards prepare for war.turn 19 start!
>>416806WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR!
>>416806OpeeCan the engineers research gunpowder since we have bombs
>>416806>While she was visiting a coastal castle, the Princess got abducted by a demonic witch from the seas! Before leaving, the witch claimed the Queen was dead and the Bowtie people should bow to the Copper Technocrats or suffer the same fate.DAT BITCH CRAZYTHE DEAL WAS HELP WITH THE GIANTS AND WE BE ALLIES....
>>416830THATS WHY YOU DONT MAKE DEALS WITH ANCIENT SEA WITCHES
>>416826why notbut they're firebombs though, not gunpowder bombs
>>416762Our options are to fight, or seek refuge. I would rather fight.
>>416806Rip engineers, now bowties are coming to invade you because of the crazy sea queen.Copper land is literally become no mans land with all this shit going on there.
>>416970>Rip engineersThe bowties would have to cross the sea... CONTROLLED BY THE SEA QUEEN
>>416983or cross through the suntribes land, with whom we have a friendly relationship
>>416983Pretty sure they can march through Sunland if they let them. if they do come atleast they'll have to help kill the giants once they get here. So yeah, theres that for you to deal with now.
>>417004Sounds like a good deal. Well help defend the suntribes, take down the giants and retake the copperlands so we can get to the engineers
>>417012>take down the giants and retake the copperlands so we can get to the engineersImplying its that easyI wish manThese giants are fucking toughAlso OpeeYou have to make a Taken meme nowwith Liam Neelson
>>417021But really though, if you dont want to get attacked by them try to betray the queen or something so coppers can stop dying right after we kill the giants with everybody.
>>417004Shouldn't you be renamed Sun Warlord
>>417031Thing is we dont have the princess The sea has her
>>417033Well I'm still copper, I'm just sharing with the suns since my people are over there after the giants kicked our asses.>>417037Odds are she's somewhere in engineer land. If not well we wouldn't be able to save her anyways if shes a mile under the sea surface.
>>417050To the bastard and traitor Copper warlord .... come and sea :^)Anyway I want to make the coppers great again
>>416965>>416753This will probably be our last action, so I'm trusting advisor to make the actions this turn.
what did I miss
OhDont forget the warlords are still at war with the BowtiesOh lawd
>>419497we just dislike their goddess since she's evil right? now she's dead shouldn't it be good now?>>416970I think copperlands was made from ancienct orc burial grounds !!!
>>419585No In the tribe era they killed some of us or something
>>419585The warlords had open war
Wait so recapBowties>queen status: unknown creatures says she's dead>princess kidnapped>mage rat can help for end of war>rat territoriesTrees>Rebel's last turn>loyalist buffing up magic>what will happen once civil war happens, no one knowsSuns>has strong powered up forms>houses warlord and maiden refugees>helping the engineers fight off the giantsCoppers>engineers fighting the giants>in league with sea witch, being used as proxy to others>maidens want to help rebels>2 dominators still attacking whatta mess
>>416753>>416810turn for maidens, I think this is one turn?
Should we rape the bowtie princess?I mean Marry her
>>419604She's already married.
I'm sort of angry at how hard The Railroad is beneath us.
>>419607WE DONT KNOW THATALSO MIND BENDING MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>419611Nigga you chose you keep the queen in power in the beginningThen she become a lichI mean she was out of control and you kept her
>>419616Nah man, The princess was only captured so we would walk all the way over to Copper Land and end out fighting Giants.I can see the tracks so obviously it hurts. I just wanna finish off rats like we should have been able to after three overwhelming victories at them.I have every right to be pissed when we're having massive political shaking events that aren't caused by event rolls or with even a turn's warning in advanced happening to us for the last four turns in a row.
>>419613But the engineers don't have magic, the witch does
>>419618Clearly Opee is building up a massive battle between nations, again. Just like the tribal days.
>>419616Not to mention even if The Princess was visiting a coastal province when she got abducted we spent three turns a long ass time ago building a giant sea wall to stop shit like this. So not only did some random sea witch jump out of The Sea, she also phased through a wall, ran into a noble fief, burst through a window, then managed to steal a girl that could have been anywhere in the realm at the exact moment she was able to, all without any roll or chance to back up rather we got fucked or not.Opee is rushing this game's end, and they're trying to punch The Bowties into following along instead of just letting us finish what we were doing like The Trees get to.
>>419625Maybe someone left a ladder around or something
>>419626Considering that we had a massive fortification of troops sitting on the wall and twiddling their thumbs waiting for The Queen to get back, I fucking doubt it.
>>419627What ifshe sucked all their dicks to get past them.
>>419631Then The Bowties are still just getting railroaded harder than a first time DM reading out of a Quest Module.I don't care what meme of a reason that can be thrown up because there's no logical answer as to why that shimmering, golden sea hag can march her way into Bowtie territory and climb a wall without one of the natives, who have been hostile to Coppers since near the dawn of time, batting an eye in the slightest.Instead we get Opee throwing out that The princess got stolen, fucking yay. I guess, now we have to drop everything for the will of some random NPC that Opee throws at us for the second time in four turns.
it seems I've been pissing a lot of my players off huhman these quests are hard
>>419641They sure are.
>>419641Yes, hard.Like muh dickwhen thinking about princess butts
>>419642for my defense:-loose ends have to be tied one way or another. I can't run this forever and I wish to make the finale interesting for everyone.-medieval times aren't the times of total wars and more important national matters/power struggles diverted the general attention from the war, as it has happened countless times in european history.That said if my story is getting boring and railroady I can't really shift the blame to anyone else.
>>419655It's really understandable, but we could have easily been dealt with another way. If all The Nobles would have just said they don't want the war to continue then we would have been in a good position to just end the warr and go ahead and start helping The Suns fight The Giants whenever they swung on down to attack them.This whole kidnapping thing leaves The Rat's loose end untied and completely nullifies any work we put in to securing the state or building a wall in joint with The Suns all those turns ago, since it's not even protecting us in one of the only times it would have been useful. It took a mandetory three turns to build, you would think it could do anything besides look pretty. We never even used it in The Underwater war, we just had The Queen charge us into the sea and made us stop attacking Rats so we could sit and literally just watch the sea.Opee I can understand all this hard pressing to get a good wrapping up, but this is frustrating to deal with when we could have just won the war five turns ago instead of having to get three different NPCs try to divert us away from what we all very obviously wanted to do.I mean look at The Trees, they get to fight their war and finish their stuff without being guided to The Giants by hostages and abrupt Ruler Decisions.
>>419663Well RNGods decide that having rolls in the single digits will probably end the war pretty fast.
>>419666Yeah, same for The Rats literally every time we fought them.
>>419670hah, well the rats are QM controlled which still leads to the same problem
>>419663the whole kidnapping and seafighting happened because both the Sea Witch and the Queen have been left unchecked. I can't just introduce obvious threats/obstacles like these two and do nothing when the players decide to ignore them.
>>419675Well we're sorry for not adhering to your Checklist, but we had our own to worry about. We never avoided handling The Queen, we were actively waiting for her to rise out of The Water one day like we prepared for, then had all our efforts thrown out because The Queen decided she wanted to take them on herself instead of waiting the short while necessary to have two whole regions under her control to support the assault.
>>419679>we're sorry for not adhering for your checklistwhat? But I haven't particularly intended for you to deal with them or notit's just two powerful NPCs running around doing their thing and you decided to do your own, fair gameThe Queen was left with full powers over the nation for 17 turnsthe sea wall is here to stop mermen armies and you haven't yet seen anyI'm trying my best to keep things coherent here
>>419686Well it's off putting when the only thing The Queen did for those turns was take one very bad beach trip and hang out with little kids, Opee.How are we supposed to know that The Queen is something that's going to be a major threat to fun itself when she's always been someone we supported and liked since the tribal era, only for her to abduct our armies for no reason.I'm pissed because those armies sat there, and twiddled their thumbs at The Wall, and even when The Queen lost, The Witch didn't even march up to fight u then either. She had no right to move our entire military so she could fuck off into the water and get her ass handed to her for the sake of plans she NEVER WARNED US ABOUT and fight a mermaid she NEVER BOTHERED TO BRING UP.Opee coherence is a good thing, but this isn't coherence, this is just spontaneous character action with no reasoning behind it besides "Now's about time The Plot Happens. Sorry about the thing you've spent the whole game doing, Bowties, your queen has decided to waste your time, and if you dare try to go back to your own thing then The Witch will just steal your new ruler just to fuck with you."
>>419693I gave each nation a clear disadvantage at the start of the game.>coppers are feuding clans>suns have grown horribly lazy and incompetent>trees have a crippling misogyny>bowties have a magically powerful, worshipped moody Queen at their head Maybe I haven't been clear enough regarding her, but she's always been intended to be an obstacle
>>419700Yeah, but we worked around her instead of trying to take her head on like Trees did.Just look at The Coppers, their negative has literally never hindered them unless they tried doing something diplomatic, just like ours never hindered us unless we tried to do things with magic.Opee she wasn't our obstacle, she was our leader, and we liked her. If The Rats would have surrendered, or The Queen would have just waited one more turn then when she did, we wouldn't even be having this conversation because we wouldn't have a princess being kidnapped because some bitch on the other side of the world thought it would be funny to pop in and give us a new reason to hate Coppers.
>>419711>Opee she wasn't our obstacle, she was our leader, and we liked herYou embraced madness niggaNow pay the price The coppers were fucked. The engineers kept all the tech because we are jews.We killed Copper Maidens and Warlords in a massive civil war We now have the smallest population.We have been attacked every turn basically. Our plan to defeat the giants was completely ignored and now theres monsters and giants attacking us.
>>419724Except that part where you actually did beat one's ass.The Engineers have always been sorta just a meme, man. You even teamed up with the closest thing we have to a devil for a joke.
>>419727>You even teamed up with the closest thing we have to a devil for a joke.:^)Yep
>>419724>>419727In fact, you've almost always beat the shit out of anything that's come near you.Only now have you been beaten to any significant degree, and that's only because you're fighting titans, and even then you killed 1/5 of them. I think 1/5 anyway, it might be 1/4.
>>419700OpeeIs the sea Queen pregnant?
>>419723#NotAllCoppers#CopperLivesMatter>>419724I agree with this guy, we managed to get extremely fucked on many occasions but we still pushed through, thats how real life works sometimes, and so does the quests It's honestly nice having this, you dont expect just a happy ending, games gonna be boring that way. You ignored the NPCs, if what you said that you embraced your ruler was true, why did you abandon her underwater?
>>419741We didn't, we just can't breath down there.
>>419740she has a kid. It's in your update's picture.
>>419759It's a cutie.
>>419759oh niceShe's cute We need more :^):^)))))))))))))))))))))
>>419762I hope a skeleton sneaks in and steals it
>>419766Do you want the princess raped?
>>419766Kek>>419770Do you want Loli raped?We're marching that way, yo.
>>419773>Do you want Loli raped?>We're marching that way, yo.Ooo lala THATS THE MAIDENS :^)We aint loli's Its like you dont even know the copper nation
>>419777All coppers look the same
>>419777Mermaid Loli will do just fine.
>>419781We have orange bowties :^)
>>419782Well guess what..I couldn't care less if you murdered the sea queen and her baby :D
>>419796Cool then.I dunno though, your severe amount of emoticons looks like you're worried.
>>419727But thats wrong, our early uniting failed, orcs fucked us up heavily, sea queen managed to mindcontrol engineer in and out of game, us defeating the dominators was only from a lucky dice rollBesides, you guys didnt immediately say "plisu helpu us rat mage" when he said ur queens fukd
>>419806>"plisu helpu us rat mage"Sorry man, didn't know you couldn't read.
>>416810I'd like to mind bend the bowtie princess and marry her to a young noble.make her think that coppers are bowtie allies.
Obviously the answer is to burn everything
hello what did I miss?
>>419735Its funny, out of everything we've had to deal with it took literal titans to beat the coppers and even then we can still fight. Everything else we either dealt with or just tried to stop them from being annoying.At least while your being railroaded over here we can actually kill those giants, goodluck dealing with the fishmen and engineers though because thats your thing not ours.
>>419812you asked the people for their opinion, which is a good decision in my opinion dont get me wrong, but you delayed the decision, you could have literally decided for the whole country and you essentially ask opee "well what do you think should we do?" because of this you got punished by ignoring an immediate threat, since you've brought up GM-ing before, this is a pretty logical move /shurg
>>419857A whole lotta shit
>>419878And now the realm is in complete chaos.Or at least, more chaotic than it was before.
So anyway, lads. What's our turn?
>>419931Didn't you guys say something about trying to combo our magics? That sounds interesting.
>>419956Yes, through transcendance and flesh shaping, we may be able to create a new breed of super magical soldiers. Because fuck it, these are desperate times so let's bring on the mad magiscience.
So Bowties, what we gonna do for our turn? With things like this there seems little choice but to go with the direction we're being pushed atSomthing along the lines of:Send forces to sunlands to offer an allience to help fight in return for access to the copper lands ones everything is saver. In the progress we could also mention moving all troups from the ratlands, effectivly abondenning it since i doubt theres little we can do with it. This way atleast we can get the queen back and have her be relevant to us for a first.For tech idk improve the quality of our troops maybe, or something defencive to help the suns.as a free diplomatic action we could try informing the rats we left their lands and ask them to uphold their end of the deal, and maybe sending something nice, like a giftbasket with some wine or something to show we're sincere
>>419968I can get behind that since we need all the help we can get.
>>419982Right, so our first is :-Combine the magic of Coppers and Suns. Hopefully we can synergize and support eachother through this, like combining transcendence and flesh bending to create a new breed super magical soldierWhat's the second? Sunbathing Shaman had the idea to let coppers study in the magical courses the suns all get too. Or to build more hospitals to tend to the wounded and give coppers a place to stay. Any other ideas?Oh and eat that lunch the rats gave before it spoils...But better check for shenanigans first, like poison.
>>420021The magic courses sound cool but that sounds like a decision for you suns to pick since its your magic, hospitals would also be good since the fightings going to flare up once the bowties arrive. We should wait for the other sun to come before picking though.
>>420042We have both coppers and suns now, better for everyone to be here. But I wonder, what about this though >>419600, since Maidens are also in Sunland now, can they act independently?
>>420057I guess they can, like how engineer married the seaqueen. I'm still hoping they change their mind though because we really need the manpower on the giants front.
>>420063Maybe we should just from a line before them and flex really hard. Now that's MANpower. The giants will be caught mirin and retreat out of shame.
>>420069We flex them out out of existence with the power of sun wrestlers and the remains of our army. That must have been how they disapeared in ancient times.
>>420072Or we use our combo magic to become pillar men.THEN flex them out of existence.
>>420145tomorrow. I need some time to think
>>420145Roll for update1-2: perhaps3-4: one day soon5-6: in the forseeable future7-98: probably tomorow99-100: no
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>420156aw yeah
>>420160sweet, see you tomorow
>>420151Hey Opee just want you to know,Great Civ so far and i apreciate all you've been trying to do for us
>>420151you go opee! this is one of the most enjoyable things I've seen in this shithole of 4chan
>>419979Yeah, we should mobilize the troops and send them into Sun Territory. The only issue though is that The princess is actually in Engineer Territory, so we'll need to march all the way there to actually get her.In the mean time we don't have an embassy with The Rats, all we can hope to do with telling them the war is over is to hope Old Rat comes back and asks us about it, unless we want to spend a whole turn wasting a diplomatic actions answering them.It is a stort-of-event though, so maybe answering will be free? I don't know.As for tech, since we'll be fighting giants, and possibly Engineers, we should research cannon mortars. Something that will absolutely fuck up fortifications and the skulls of giants.
>>422682Maybe make a note in the turn that we left behind a gift basket in ratsbane when we left as a show of good faith. Since the rats bothered to send a lunchbox to the suns it would only be apropiate.The note itself would fall under the silly meme free action engineer has been (ab)using for a while now, and it could prove usefull if we want to use the rats as allies to fight the giants and engineers in the long run.
Speaking of which, should we spend a free embassy action to tell bowties #notallcoppers so they don't immediately attack the warlords and maidens as they pass through our lands?
>>420021Im for new hospitals, using both our medicine and the coppers medicine. Also access to clean water is a must.
>>422703>>422682Hello! I am back again. We must fortify the living shit out of our nation and fucking boil the oceans to get our princess back. Queen too.
>>416810Action: Hide until the Maiden reinforcements arrive. Once they arrive, we'll work with them to defend their landing.Tech: To help us hide better, we need to camouflage our troops. Outfit our archers with ghillie suits to blend in with the local environment better. Start incorporating camouflage for all troops so we can ambush without getting noticed.
>>416810Tech: use our knowledge of poisons to develop poison gas.Action: Demand that the defenders of the last cities and fortresses surrender, if they continue to fight we fling canisters of gas into the city after getting everyone downwind out of the way. If we were unable to develop the poison gas we sally forth and assault the last cities and fortresses.
>>423050Thats probably a good idea so there isn't any miscommunication for the bowtie army on the way here.
>>423375>>423056Alright so our turn:-Combine the magic of Coppers and Suns. Hopefully we can synergize and support eachother through this, like combining transcendence and flesh bending to create a new breed super magical soldier-Build more hospitals to utilize the medicines of both suns and coppers to heal the wounded and store coppersFree actions (probably)- Inform bowties that the warlords and maidens staying in sunlands are not affiliated with the sea witch so that the bowties don't attack them- Inspect rat lunch, if it's safe then eat it- FlexYes?
>no update because opee is out in town
>>423637Gee opee sure is popular!
>>423388um I want to support the tree rebels..it is probably the only way they will survive...
>>423735Well you already linked your own actions so mayyybe Opee will let the maidens do their own thing. I mean, it worked for the engineers.
>>423735Opee will probably say you did it anyways. Hate to break it to you but they're probably going to die anyways.
>>423747RIP in pieces rebels. We hardly knew ye.
>>423735I dont think you really can, since you can't go over water since i think the sea is still stormy, and if you wanted to get here by land you would have to cross the bowtie lands. Still opee could probably save them with an asspull if the fates decided it so.
>>426874surely this bad boy can endure one last update
>>427445If Opee can make it that is
We don't have a Bowtie turn?
>>427789Let me get on it, sorry
Rolled 43, 5 = 48 (2d100)coppers: last standattackerstroop quality (+100) + potent rituals(+50) = +150!defenders:defending: walls(+20) + troop quality(+20) + siege weapons(+20) + reinforcements(+40) + magic(+20) = +120!
>>416810Bowtie turn:action: Retreat all our forces from the ratlands, leaving behind a nice gift basket with wine in Ratsbane, and send them along with the rest of our army to the sunlands, offering our help in return for passage to the engineers.Tech: cannon mortars. something that will absolutely fuck up fortifications and the skulls of giants
>>427823Looks like giants wrecked the engineers. Sun land is probably next on their list.
>>427851Truly, all the preparation in the world can't win against RNG
>>427823I hope their piece of the copperlands sinks
>>427861RNGesus is a cruel god.
>>427867"and on the sixth day RNG said "let there be bad rolls", and there was bad rolls forever"
>>427823:( RIP imnida :(
>>427876And then everyone died, The End.
>>427895Such is life
>>427823RIP Engineers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phq0SGxEyRk
turn 19 end!Gunpowder was researched and discovered in record time thanks to the little trade with the bowties that filtered through. Huge bombards were built atop the walls, ready for the giants' arrival.the bowtie princess was sent to the Sea Queen's court, where she'll learn how to be a good copper. She cries a lot and seems magically attuned enough to resist some of the mind bending, but it's only a matter of time until she becomes a proper copper.The giants made their push on the walls! they had formidable magics with them this time, thundering skies and earth to batter the engineers' defenses.A great host of merpeople attacked the giants on the side, led by huge demons and enchanted fishpeople. Unfortunately, it seems they were expected, as their assault was driven back with much force and devastating spells.The giants eventually broke inside where their spells had left openings and started their gruesome work. Though her retainers died in the battle, the Sea Queen herself was not seen once during the fight, nor her prince husband. When morning came, what was left of the engineer council knelt before the giants. The Sun shamans were sent back to their homeland, where the giants are now headed.thus ends the copper lands as a playable faction.
>>428001in fucking pieces
>>428012Guess this is karma for kidnapping the princess and wanting to rape her
Rolled 18, 83 = 101 (2d100)rebel rescue raidattackers:surprise(+20) + troop quality (+25) + reinforcements(+5) + witchcraft(+10) = +60defenders:numbers(+20) + enchanted terrain(+10) + troop quality (+15) = +45
>>428023RIP in pieces rebels
>>428023nah, it's not happening with these rollsthree times in a row I've gotten shitgg
>>428023It keeps happening
>>428029TrulyGod hates elves
>>428023Rebels getting all the bad rolls
@opee do the coppers that are in the sun tribe still get to play. And if we survive do they get their country back?
>>428051If they do then they'll have to repopulate the country by themselves
>>428056They do have cute wimmin though, I'd help them repopulate ;)
>>428051We should be able too since we had the hindsight to evacuate to your land with like 50 k people.
>>428068Implying that when all of this is over our countries dont end up below the sea
>>428077Or on fire! And we're off to the sun!
>>428077That just means we can fight the sea easier
>>428001The elves attempted to make a poison mist to threaten the rebels with. However, their knowledge of poisons are based on venoms and plant toxins, and not rocks, as poison gasses require. They couldn't do what they intended but poisoned the water supply of the besieged rebels, weakening their forces.One day, the sea calmed long enough for an expedition of copper maidens to disembark and attack the besiegers! they were helped by camouflaged rebels and took the troops by surprise.However, they could not take the trees by surprise! created to protect the land they grew on, they immediately riposted against the unaware copper maidens, who had to take care of this first threat while the loyalists got time to put order in their ranks.Despite the attackers' boldness, flaming weapons and tentacly wizards, they were driven back ashore by the sheer numbers of the loyalist army!Ensued a very short siege until the Protector surrendered a couple of days later. She was publicly executed, and women all around the forests was taught that day that a quiet life is better than to try something dumb and unethical and get yourself killed.the rebellion has been vanquished.
>>428094RIP in pieces, all the pieces
well once again I took too much time with those updates. Other two tomorrow.Also I'm leaving wednesday for a month, so I'll finish the story by then.>>428051yes and yes
>>428104>have to wait a month for the story to finish
>>428111you read wrong you blind streaker
>>428120While I'm sorry, my eyes don't work. 've been accessing the internet through braille
>>428125Thats what you get for staring into the sun too long
>>428128But it's so shiny
>>428094Rebel menace status: ERADICATED
>>428094>That black bar placement I'm no expert, but something tells me that there are some lewdly placed tentacles being covered by that box.
>>428136And so pretty!
>>428253I mean, you just gotta stare at it, what else are you supposed to do when faced with such glory?The answer is stare at it even harder
>>428001So can I continue as we did have zeppelins so....
>>428298Nah, yer a slave now m8
>>428315Well the sea witch took the grand designer ...so
FUCKING HELL MANHOW CAN YOU ROLL A FUCKING 5 JEBUS CHRISTMAS
>>428328She took her husband, which was just a random engineer who decided he wanted to fuck a fish
>>428340He was voted grand designer...Also I like fish fuck At least I died with honour
>>428396Screen says enslaved so most likely engies got DOMINATED into slavery instead of outright dying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yOZEiHLuVUWe went down fighting
>>428472Romanboo til you die huh. I respect that kind of commitment.
>>428536Thank you and Good night people
>>428719The sun shines on my timezone