For the 4th version of this thread, I'm going to run a multiplayer game, still with the Mythic GM Emulator.The setting is very simple. One town, one dungeon. You join Kek's Familia and then you raid the dungeon. If too many players want to join, they will be invited to another Familia. In that situation, the game will start with a war between the Familias, so that the excess players exterminate each other. This gives a chance to everyone to join but makes the number of players manageable. Mythic RPG: https://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/12/12904.phtml1st thread: https://yuki.la/qst/38254772nd thread: https://yuki.la/qst/38889903rd thread: https://yuki.la/qst/3917586
IMPORTANT: quote this post when you post your sheet. This will make it easier to keep track of all sheets.CHARACTER SHEET*Name, age, gender, ethnicity, faith/religion, mode of thoughts (see below), 4chan home boards, political views, hair, eyes, height, weight*Stats (see below)*Skills: all skills, talents, combat skills, magical powers, languages*Strengths/Weaknesses: (optional) situational bonuses based on your personal background*Background*InventoryAttached is a blank character sheet.
MODE OF THOUGHTS (can have more than one):*Visual: you think with images*Verbal: you think with words/voice*Emotional: you think with emotions*Abstract: your thoughts are abstract*Unknown: you are not aware of your own thoughtsTHE 14 STATS ARE:*Strength (lifting)*Dexterity (hands)*Agility (everywhere else)*Reflex (speed)*Toughness (tanking)*Fitness (cardio)*Perception*IQ (thinking)*Memory (long-term)*Intuition (gut feeling)*Willpower (mind over matter)*Wisdom (introspection, spirituality)*Charisma (talking)*Beauty (appearance)Describe your stats in plain English using the ranks below.Ranks: minuscule, weak, low, below average, average, above average, high, exceptionalFor Stats, an “average” rank means the rank of an average personFor skills and other abilities, an “average” rank means an average person skilled with this ability; an average professional. Those with less than average ranks are skilled amateurs. Yes, this means, above average skills are uncommon.The skills are freeform so you can list anything. Here's an extensive list if you need inspiration: https://gurps.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_SkillsAttached is an example character from the Mythic book.
CREATION RULES1) Create your character, following the rules above.2) Reminder: you are playing as yourself, the person behind the screen. The more honest you are statting yourself, the more fun this is going to be.3) Reminder: for skills, an average rank means the rank of an average professional, not the average person. If you rank yourself as Average, then it means that you're as good as the average professional.GENERAL RULES1) Namefag yourself.2) Roll 20d100 with each post. The rolls will be used for the GM emulator.3) You have to keep track of your own inventory and money.MULTIPLAYER RULES1) You can chat with the other players as much as you want2) Don't make more than one action post before the QM responds
STATUS POSTI'll answer to this post when applications for new characters are closed.
Here is the introduction.When the gods longed for mortal life, the Supreme Godhead created Devapura, the City of the Gods. In Devapura, most of their divine powers are stripped away and they have to build an alliance with the mortals for their own survival. The gods organized themselves into the Familia system. Only by joining a Familia can mortals enter the famed Danjon, where many fabulous treasures await them.You are such mortal. You were browsing the /qst/ board on 4chan when suddenly you died (describe your death, by default it's heart attack). You wake up in the central plaza of Devapura. This is the area where all newcomers enter this world, waiting to be invited to a god's Familia. A crowd of other confused Earthlings are around you, some of them still dressed in pj's. Four deities are present. They are Kek, the god of chaos; Loki, the god of clowns; Guanyin, the goddess of mercy; and Ishtar, goddess of lust.Before the plaza stands the infinite Pillar of Heaven, created by the goddess Nüwa, which connects Heaven, the home of the gods, to the mortal plane; and below it lies the depths of the Danjon. The lowest floors of the Pillar is the home of the Adventurer's Guild: a neutral organization that oversees and regulates all Familia business. The architecture of Devapura is a mix of the medieval fantasy and traditional Japanese styles.
You’re a madman Wuxian Btw, what’s with the name change? . Well, like it or not I guess I’m along for the ride. Let’s say that Ari pushed the button. I hope the overarching quest doesn’t tank because of this.
>>3947913>>3947985Your sheet is tiny. I'm reposting it.
>>3947985I've changed my name to match my trip code, also the previous name was redundant. QM and Oracle kind of mean the same thing.Q: Is Kek pleased to see Terry?Odds: ?Roll: 50A: Yes (but barely)Q: Does the tax-collector appear with them?Odds: ?Roll: 36A: YesQ: Is Devapura located in the same world?Odds: ?Roll: 36A: YesAri pushes the red button. Reality ondulates and you both appear in the central plaza of Devapura, with your horses. Next to you stands Khidell Neriroris, the elven tax-collector, looking extremely confused."Wahh! What's going on" Ari whines. "What is this place? I thought we were going to eat a good elven tofu meal."Kek spots you and waves. He walks toward you. "Terry, Ari, good to see you. This is the city of Devapura."Ari looks around. "Devapura, the City of the Gods?" She moves her ears and her tail enthusiastically. "Well, I guess, we are much closer to the Empire of Tyria, now. Devapura is a city-state located on the southern edge of the Empire."Kek nods. "Glad you like it. My previous children died on the 11th floor of the Danjon. A really tragic story, even though they were a bunch of faggots. That's why I summoned you guys here. I thought this time, I need someone who's an excellent strategist, and a fluffy girl who can keep my bed warm. What do you guys say about joining my FAMILIA?"
Rolled 36, 91, 10, 84, 60, 39, 27, 87, 76, 38, 5, 87, 82, 85, 29, 35, 63, 51, 84, 96 = 1165 (20d100)>>3948003“As nice as it is to see you again, I’m going to need some clarification in regards to what’s going on here. The words “death” and “11th floor” are throwing up many warning signs. Add in moneybags over there and this situation is drowning in red flags.”
>>3947913Ari's sheet. She's survived two threads so she deserves one.
>>3948019I honestly didn’t expect her to become so involved in the story when I first met her. She has been helpful but unfortunately, I doubt I’m getting paid anytime soon.
>>3948007Q: Kek explains...Rolls: 10, 84A: Communicate of Status quoHe doesn't explain so muchRolls: 60, 39A: Abuse of NewsHe's evasive"Oh, I can explain. Let's just say, I have a gambling addiction, and my children wanted to help me... cure it. They went deeper into the Danjon than usual to collect a special treasure for me. The problem is that the 11th floor was too difficult and their party got wiped. There's not much to be worried about, the lower floors are pretty safe. As for Moneybags here, well. I have no ideas what he's doing there. Is he, by any chance, an acquaintance of yours?"Ari nods. "I understand. Gambling is fun."Khidell stares at you. "Wait, I recognize you two! You're the thieves who stole my diary and blackmailed me!"
Rolled 70, 41, 11, 87, 59, 18, 2, 77, 85, 59, 56, 61, 68, 2, 43, 68, 12, 89, 55, 70 = 1033 (20d100)>>3948032“My apologize Kek, this will only take a second.”I attempt a repeate of my very first fight in this land and throw a dagger at Khidell as both an attack and a distraction. I then maneuver to his side and put my saber through his neck. I punctuate my actions with the cliché, yet appropriate line. “Nothing personal, kid.”If things work out according to plan, I’ll take his money, gold chains, and the thorn ring from him.
>>3948038Q: Does the dagger hurt Khidell?Dagger throwing: Dexterity (High) - 2 RS (semi-specialized) = AverageDifficulty: Weak (point blank range)Roll: 70A: YesQ: Where does the dagger land?Rolls: 11, 87A: Persecute of MagicMagic eye, in his eyeQ: Does he survive?Toughness: Low - 2 RS (damage) = MinusculeDifficulty: ?Roll: 59A: NoQ: Do people freak out?Odds: ?Roll: 18A: YesQ: Is it forbidden to fight in Devapura?Odds: LikelyRoll: 2A: Critical YesYour dagger lands in Khidell's left eye and he instantly falls forward to the ground, unconscious. Kek gets nervous. "Wait! No fighting in this city, except in the arena. This body must not be found, I'll take care of it." He throws a red cape on Khidell's body to hide it. "You have no idea. This is a neutral, peaceful city."Some of the people who were standing around you freak out and flee. Loki honks his horn to catch their attention. "Come back here! Oh well, I guess they will not join my awesome Familia." he says, dramatically.
Rolled 25, 43, 55, 99, 39, 29, 25, 2, 80, 10, 84, 10, 79, 34, 84, 81, 87, 2, 68, 90 = 1026 (20d100)>>3947913It's only natural that I'd have pressed that button when the alternative was staying in that creepy dungeon we hadn't properly prepared for.Though considering I'm pissed at Kek for throwing me in a desert next to castrating bandits, I might get myself killed here before the game even begins.
Rolled 70, 41, 98, 85, 95, 61, 77, 7, 45, 81, 65, 59, 97, 1, 52, 83, 84, 33, 39, 36 = 1209 (20d100)>>3948059“This is precisely why I asked for information,’ I say this to Kek as I loot the body. “Let’s talk more privately shall we? Any nearby alleyway will do.”
>>3948096>>3948102Q: Does one of the girls slap Kek?Odds: ?Roll: 55A: NoQ: Does Ari think that William is cute?Beauty: Below AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 25A: Yes>>3948102>>3948096Kek shakes his head. "I'm afraid we can't talk more privately. I'm here to recruit new children, I don't want the other gods to snatch them away."Reality ondulates and spins around William. He appears in Devapura, in front of Kek. Abigail, Catia, Aimee, and his camel follow him. Aimee is screaming, with her hands on her eyes. On the floor, there's a dead body wrapped in a red cape."Well, actually, here's the person I was waiting for. Hello, William! It's me, Kek." He points both of his thumbs up.Ari, the beastgirl, says. "A pink-skinned man! How adorable! Hello, William. I'm Ari." She gives him her hand to shake it."Let's introduce each other later." Kek says. "I understand that you guys must feel really confused. Please follow me to the dark alley and I'm going to explain everything. Basically, this is Devapura, the City of the Gods and the best place in the world, and I've summoned you here to invite you to my Familia."Kek notices that he's getting a few dark glares. "I see that some people don't seem happy. Everything is going to make sense, I promise. Please follow me." He waddles across the plaza toward a dark alley. "I'm not going to rape you or anything, this is just to talk more privately, as Terry here requested."
The other multiplayer thread moved to page 11 as I was typing to invite the players. This must be fate.
How do I join? Can I just Repost a slightly altered sheet from the other Quest?
Rolled 34, 53, 30, 84, 93, 55, 3, 89, 29, 78, 93, 84, 78, 14, 95, 5, 80, 73, 49, 67 = 1186 (20d100)>>3948251"Uh, hey Kek." I said, too thrown off at the monent to remember my frustration with him. The next thing I know a girl with animal ears is in front of me. I shake her hand, and only barely manage to mumble out a "nice to meet you," as I try to take stock of the situation."Uhm, exactly why did you want to talk in a dark alley? And did we die again?" I asked, trying to get my bearings as I hesitantly began to follow Kek, but only after seeing if anyone else did too.
>>3948478Yes, resposting your sheet is fine.Here are the differences1) You will lose your cheats (probably)2) You can keep everything else (items, NPCs)3) I've added the Fitness, Perception, Memory and Beauty stats4) I need the following information: Name, age, gender, ethnicity, faith/religion, mode of thoughts, 4chan home boards, political views, hair, eyes, height, weight, backgroundPost your sheet and I'll get you started.
>>3948550Q: Do Abigail, Catia, Aimee follow Kek?Odds: ?Roll: 30, 84, 93A: Yes, No, Critical No>Did we die again?"No, no, you didn't die. The button only teleported you here, but we're still in the same world as Wadirma." He shivers. "Geographically, we are far to the north-west of this horrible place. Basically, there are only three main worlds. There's Heaven, which is my home world. There's Earth, which is where we are currently. And there's Hell, which is the world you originally came from. Earth is a neutral place, with good and bad things. Some places, like Devapura, are more aligned with Heaven, whereas other places, such as Wadirma, are more aligned with Hell.">Uhm, exactly why did you want to talk in a dark alley?"Terry, this hypercompetent mastermind here, wants to talk in private. I have no idea why, but he suggested that we go to dark alley. I'm asking you to follow us so that the other gods don't invite you to their Familia while I'm gone. I mean, with your talent for making voices, I can definitely see Loki wanting you in his Familia.">But only after seeing if anyone else did too.Abigail and Ari follow Kek. Catia is hesitant. Aimee looks disgusted with the frog god.
Rolled 11, 54, 63, 13, 4, 95, 25, 6, 19, 66, 45, 62, 70, 50, 6, 45, 4, 19, 36, 27 = 720 (20d100)>>3948636>"Terry, this hypercompetent mastermind here, wants to talk in private. I have no idea why, but he suggested that we go to dark alley.”“Well at least SOMEONE acknowledged my title,” I say giving Ari a smirk. “I wanted to know what exactly the gods’ involvement in all of this was. This is obviously some sort of competition and I want to know the rules. Of course I’d also like to know what I gain from doing this, you know I’m not exactly a dungeon diver sort of person so any positive incentive would be nice. I imagine that each god gives some sort of benefit to whoever joins them, so what’s yours?”
>>3948663Q: Is the blessing identical to DanMachi?Odds: ?Roll: 63A: NoQ: Does it include level up?Odds: ?Roll: 13A: Yes"Well, well, Kek, what title would you give me?" Ari asks."Erm, how about fluffball?" He waits to reach the dark alley before he answers Terry's questions."All gods grant the same blessing. The blessing gives you entry to the Danjon, the ability to chose a class and to gain levels. Of course, you've already received part of this blessing, as I gave you the thief class. There's no formal competition between the gods. However, we do rely on our children for helping us." His voice takes a more serious tone. "In simpler terms, we are quite powerless, and our children are everything to us."
Rolled 1, 48, 22, 77, 46, 42, 89, 87, 38, 13, 49, 44, 5, 10, 72, 80, 70, 3, 18, 27 = 841 (20d100)>>3948830“Well that must be an interesting position to be put into. So what’s so speacial about this “Danjon” here? Does it contain something that’s inhibiting your powers or is the nature of this location itself responsible? Seeing as you’ve given me this opportunity in the first place, I’m inclined to aid in your efforts here. Since I’ve already got the whole class thing down, is there something else your offering? I would think that just sending us as we are wouldn’t be a very wise decision.”
>>3948575Strengths and Weaknesses too? And Can I add the Skills that I have gained along the way? And most important, does The Express count as a cheat or an Item for the purposes of keeping it? I entirely understand If I Don't keep it, I just wanted to ask.
>>3948850Q: Can Kek identify items?Odds: ?Roll: 22A: YesRandom event: double digits rolled under CLRoll: 77A: Ambiguous EventRolls: 46, 42A: Develop of A plotRolls: 89, 87A: Attract of MagicRolls: 38, 13A: Inform of WarHe informs of the Familia War against other godsQ: Does the Express count as a cheat?Odds: A Sure ThingRoll: 49A: Yes"The Danjon contains an infinite supply of monsters, in the middle of a safe, heavenly city. Whch means that it's the best place in the world to level up and to accumulate money. This is what makes it so special. The gods are forbidden entry to it. I think it's a wise decision to send you as you are. You're much better equipped than other level 1 adventurers who enter the dungeon.""We have a few magic items, but they aren't even identified." Ari says."Well, that, I could do for you. I can naturally see the aura of everything. I forgot to say. There is one type of formal competition between the gods. It is called the Familia Wars. They are free-for-all battles in the arena. We must hope never to be involved in one, as it's very dangerous."
>>3948870>Strengths and Weaknesses too?Yes.>Can I add the Skills that I have gained along the way?Yes.>Does The Express count as a cheat or an Item for the purposes of keeping it?The Express counts as a cheat. The setting is limited to one town and a dungeon anyway, so there's no room for it. If you leave the city then you're outside of the thread.
>>3948900>If you leave the city then you’re outside of the thread.What exactly do you mean by this? I know the term thread can mean a few different things within this system.
>>3948900Fairly useless then, But I'm keeping my hat
>>3948916The thread as in 4chan thread, not Mythic thread. The scope of this thread is Devapura and the dungeon. If you leave the city, then you're leaving the thread.>>3948917Useless but stylish.
>>3948934Big question, is my hat supernaturally durable as my train once was? It obviously provides no protection, it's jus highly resistant to damage.
>>3948575Name: Jackson L. A.Age: 23Gender:MaleEthnicity: Caucasian(Pale as paper)Faith: Protestant(Non-denominational?) ChristianHomeboards: /qst/ and /tg/Political views: Some bastardized mix of liberal and conservative republican views, leaning to the rightHair: Luxurious & (dark)BlondeEyes: BlueHeight:6'Weight:160 lbsStatsStrength: Below AverageDexterity: Below AverageAgility: Above AverageReflex: AverageToughness: HighFitness: Below AveragePerception: Weak(Above Average with Glasses)IQ: HighMemory: Above Average:Intuition: LowWillpower: Below AverageWisdom: Above AverageCharisma: Below AverageAppearance: AverageSkillsParkour: Below averageWrestling: LowMusical instrument: Low (Rusty)Woodworking: Above AverageDisassociation: High (Rusty)Literature: Below AverageMathematics: Below AverageGeneral Wilderness Survival: MinisculeComputer General: LowAxes: MinisculeWoodcutting: MinisculeCooking: Above AverageTrain Conductor: Average>>NOTE: Skills and stats adjusted according to new definitons and new requirements<<PT1
>>3948980PT2>>Strengths:Solid Base: Although You have low Physical Stats, you have the advantage of a family and genetic history of being fit and healthy, meaning that it is easier than most to raise them.Dog Lover: You love dogs, and they love you. (not like that you perverts)Quick Learner: You learn fast, but really only if it interests you, whether because you truly enjoy it, passing fancy, or urgency.Down The Hatch: Although you are spoilt on good food, you still have no qualms about eating something that anyone else would deem unfit for human consumption. Rotten meat? Just cook it until it stops being rotten. Moldy bread? Cut off the bad parts. This may lead to eating actually dangerous things, and is as such as much a curse as a blessing.Glorious Hair; Your hair is glorious. This has no actual effect but making you feel good about yourself so long as you have it, and sad if it is either damaged, removed, or significantly dirtied.Temperature Tolerance: You grew up in Texas, where the weather was schizophrenic and your room was alternately the hottest in the house or coldest. This has no effect on physically damaging heat or cold, such as Frostbite or Fire>>Weaknesses:Socially Awkward: You spent most of your time in a book or on the computer, not talking. This has had a negative impact on general socialization.Compassionate: While being mean makes others feel bad, being mean makes you feel REALLY bad.Messed up Joints: Although this lets you do weird things like dislocate your arms and replace them without harm or much pain, it also means your left hip joint clicks like you're 80 and it's on your 3rd replacement. On rare occasions, it fails you when doing physical activity.Needs Glasses: You need fairly strong prescription glasses to see properly.Inventory:0G 1S 5CLumber axe: A 2 handed axe made for chopping lumber, it is, however, more than sufficient for combat.Prescription glasses: Need them to see, you're probably done for if you lose these and can't adjust or get a new pair soon enough.Conductor's Hat: All that remains of your beloved Express. Stylish.Winter Clothes: Warm, thick clothing. Not as stylish as your hat, but they're sturdy and match so it's fine.Background: Double Isekaiee. Self explanatory. Got too excited over newfound respect from a series of duels and died.
Rolled 14, 41, 20, 23, 72, 96, 59, 9, 66, 54, 53, 27, 4, 82, 44, 66, 35, 74, 7, 99 = 945 (20d100)>>3948636>>3948897I paused as I saw Catia and Aimee refuse to follow, turning to them and whispering. "I understand if you want to try your luck with a different deity, considering where he originally dumped us, but be careful, I doubt he's the most malicious one here." I advised, following after Kek and Abigail to gain more information.I didn't really believe what Kek said about my original world being hell, and this place being the only real earth, but I kept my thoughts to myself. Either Kek really believed that, and wasn't as all powerful as he appeared, or he thought I was a gullible fool, which I could use to my advantage later. I stayed silent while Terry and Kek talked, though as Kek said his children were everything, and mentioned what made this place so great, I felt my anger rise up. If this place was so good, and if we were so important to him, then why the hell did he dump us in a desert full castrating bandits!?! One person had died, and plenty were traumatized from their first meeting with the natives of Wadirma.I took a deep breath as I pushed my anger aside for the sake of convenience, I wanted as little to do with this god as possible, but the opportunity to stay in this city, and safely grow in power, were too good to pass up. I could try my luck with another god, but I had no idea who I could trust, or if Kek or them wouldn't do something worse to me if I refused.Better the devil you know, I suppose."So what does it mean to join your familia? Do you own our souls, or does our business conclude once we choose to leave the city?" I asked, not willing to pledge myself to an eternity of serving Kek, and wanting to make sure that wasn't what I was agreeing to.
Rolled 75, 35, 40, 80, 91, 54, 39, 92, 3, 25, 29, 49, 47, 79, 72, 90, 33, 16, 67, 32 = 1048 (20d100)>>3948897“So you just need us to go in and get some treasure for you? I don’t know what a god would want with a some shiny metals and trinkets but since you’ve gone through all of this trouble, I won’t refuse. Are there any particular guidelines for us “children” or are we only forbidden from random killings in the street?”
>>3947913NameShi Taberu hitoStatsStrength: AverageDexterity: AverageAgility: Above AverageReflex: Exceptional Toughness: AverageIntelligence: Exceptional Intuition: HighWillpower: Average Wisdom: HighCharisma: Below averageStatsRunning: HighMath: HighTatics: High Kicking: Above Average Swimming: Above Average Boxing: Above Average Strengths: Infomaniac after years of watching "educational" youtube videos you have a basic understanding of most things.WeaknessAntisocial: Keeps a distance from people unless needed
>>3948934Welp here we go. Good luck with this QM.
>>3947911InfoName: Shi Taberu HitoAge: 24Ethnicity: Japanse Gender: MaleReligion: NAThoughts: VerbalHomeBoard: /b/Poltical Views: LibertarianHair: Black Eyes: GreyHeight: 6,1 Weight: 150Stats Strength: HighToughness: Above Average Willpower: Average Dexterity: Average Agility: HighReflex: Exceptional Intelligence: Exceptional Intuition: High Wisdom: High Charisma: Below Average Fitness: Above Avearge Perception: AveargeMemory: Above Avearge Beauty: Above AverageSkillsRunning: High Mathematics: High Tactics: High Boxing: Above Average Kicking: Above AverageSwimming: Above Average Isekai Cheats Harem Protag: You now have a sex appeal that defies logic, giving an *absolute* bonus to seduction attempts and compelling members of the opposite sex to get jiggy with it, to the extent that you must roll to determine whether they are willing to engage in coitus, not whether they are interested. They are always open to polygamy but members of the same sex will resent you. Some violently. Edgelord: You can teleport behind your foes, summon dual desert eagles/uzis at your discretion, and drain life force to regenerate or fuel your attacks when you cut someone. You can also cut yourself and reabsorb it at an equal ratio. Forbidden sorcery comes twice as easily and malign entities see you as their equivalent and take you seriously, for good or ill. This comes at the cost of a gravelly voice, deep dislike of daylight, and the permanent fixation to wear a trenchcoat and dark-tinted sunglasses, which you can summon at will. If your dialogue is sufficiently edgy, you may receive a bonus to any given roll.StrengthsInfomaniac: After years of watching “educational” Youtube videos you now have a Below Average Knowledge skill in all but the most esoteric and vague topics. Weaknesses Antisocial: You keep a distance from people unless needed. Wealth: Gold Coins: 32 Silver Coins: 46 Copper Coins: 0 Inventory: Kunai, Jeweled Dagger Trenchoat and Bitchin’ Shades (Worn) Dual Desert Eagles (Loaded) Piss-yellow Sizzling Potion Purple and Syrupy Potion Purple and Syrupy PotionCompanions: Preist Bitch
>>3949359Backround: After the DEATH EATER's world was on pause for millennia his shear aura attracted hyperdimesional beasts who brought him here.
>>3949011>>3949021Q: Will Catia or Aimee stay with William?Beauty: HighRoll: 14A: YesQ: Does Kek admit to the consequences of joining a Familia?Odds: ?Roll: 20A: Yes>"I understand if you want to try your luck with a different deity, considering where he originally dumped us."Catia answers. "I... I don't care about those deities. Most important for me is to be by your side." Aimee nods.>"So what does it mean to join your familia? Do you own our souls, or does our business conclude once we choose to leave the city?""Joining a Familia does not mean that I own your soul. It only means that you receive my blessing. However, when you have a god's blessing, you cannot receive the blessing of another god, unless the first god removes it. The blessing does not affect you in any other way.">"So you just need us to go in and get some treasure for you?"He nods. "Yes, that's correct. The first thing I need gold for is to pay the rent of my pyramid.">"Are there any particular guidelines for us “children”?""Killing other people is forbidden.. But more than anything, do not kill the children of another god, otherwise that god could declare us war, which would be bad news."
>>3948981>>3949159>>3949176>Big question, is my hat supernaturally durable as my train once was?I've searched but I can't find information about your hat. If it was supernaturally durable before it still is now. If you don't know if it was, then let's roll for it.Jackson, Shi, AnonKnight, and the priestess Miyashita Emiya all appear together in the central plaza of Devapura, among a crowd of other confused Earthlings. Some, because they pushed a big red button; others, who are more edgy, were brought here directly by hyperdimensional beasts. All of their powerful cheats are gone. The glorious Express is left behind in the north; Shi has lost most of his sex appeal, and his dual desert eagles are gone; AnonKnight has recovered his handsome human appearance. Three deities are present; their nature is unmistakable from their aura. One is a frogman dressed as a clown; the other two are beautiful maidens.>Roll 20d100
>>3947913Jackson's sheet: >>3948980AnonKnight's sheet: >>3949176
Rolled 3, 63, 40, 43, 25, 74, 84, 58, 72, 93, 18, 65, 6, 26, 45, 95, 64, 47, 38, 46 = 1005 (20d100)>>3949505“I must say, I’m surprised at how favorable the conditions are. As I stated before, I will aid you. However I feel as if my talents would be of more use to you if I were to go about things in a less conventional manner.”“If she accepts,” I say gesturing to Ari,”would it be possible for her to accept a formal position in my stead? Seeing as her skills weren’t acquired through magical means, your blessing would allow her to gain a large increase in power and utility without negating her other abilities which already exceed my own when it comes to the nature of thievery.”
Known facts]Wisdom: HighIntelligence: Above Average, Medical Skill: HighYeah, she's pretty cute, a solid 8-9/10Miracle's knowledge of Mythological Gods allows him to recognise The Priestess' outfit as Shinto in natureEmiya's Sheet
>>3949525Q: Does Ari accept?Odds: Very LikelyRoll: 40A: YesQ: Does Kek get angry?Odds: ? (also called, Kek's odds)Roll: 40A: YesQ: Does Ari keep pressing him with questions?Odds: ?Roll: 43A: YesQ: Can Abigail heal Kek?Wisdom: Below AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 25A: Yes"I'm open to non-conveniential ideas: can you explain? As for Ari. There's no formal position. My Familia is chaotic in nature, we abbhor formalities, rules and titles. So of course, she can gain a class." He turns to Ari. "Ari, will you join my Famiilia, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until one of us gets bored of the other?"Ari puts her hand over her mouth, thinking. "Kek. That sounds like a good offer, but aren't we too weak to fight in the Danjon? Other than the blessing, what can you give us?"Kek's face turns red; drool comes out of his fleshy lips. "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. TERRY HAS ALREADY ASKED ME THIS QUESTION."Ari wiggles her tail. "Kek-sama, you have to understand. We are just next to the Empire of Tyria. How convenient is it for me, as I was looking for Avilina the mage, my friend who lives there. I have to admit, Devapura is a nice place. The streets are clean, there's no crime. But I don't really have time for this..."Kek's head grows bigger; he's about to explode. He can't speak English anymore, he only utters curse words in Egyptian, his native tongue. His eyes pop out of his eye sockets.Abigail, the priestess of Aphrodite, says, apathetically: "I think we're having a situation. If Kek-sama here explodes, how are we to join his Familia?" She closes her eyes and join her hands together. "I call Aphrodite, goddess of love. To appease this man, may love reach his heart." Red energy moves from her hand to Kek's head, which returns to normal.Aimee runs her hand through her golden hair. "Well, Abigail. That was pretty amazing.""All right, everyone, let's go to the Pillar of Heaven and register your Familia membership. If any of you is not interested, then I'll find other children." Kek waddles back toward the plaza.
Rolled 35, 81, 67, 71, 19, 74, 37, 42, 13, 26, 39, 65, 90, 98, 22, 39, 34, 44, 37, 59 = 992 (20d100)>>3949551“I have a strange feeling that somewhere outside of the meta-fictional plane our conversation is being listened to, putting my thoughts out into the ether may be costly. Perhaps you could read my mind, keeping this operation air tight at least for now is a necessity. Rest assured I’ll pull my weight and then some. You’ll get your money, treasure, and entertainment once I get rolling. Having seen my exploits you can rest easy in knowing that a profit will be made.” Turning my attention to Ari, I attempt to convince her.”You know, this may be a good opportunity for you. By agreeing to help Kek you yourself can become a sorcerer. That will save us a lot of travel time and effort since I doubt any mage will be up for doing any rescue mission barring any monetary or ego-stroking incentives. In fact if we pull this off you could have to power to outright pluck your sister from the jail with just a thought.”
>>3949565Q: Is Ari interested in being a sorcerer?Odds: ?Roll: 67A: NoQ: Does Ari attack Kek?Odds: ?Roll: 71Q: Can Abigail heal Ari?Wisdom: Below AverageDifficulty: Below AverageRoll: 19A: Yes"Yes, I understand. You're talking about robbing Ishtar's palace, right? This bitch is too rich for her own good." Kek's head shakes crazily. "Oops, I mean, I'll answer to you telepathically.""Kek-sama, do you think I'd make a good sorcerer?" Ari asks."No. You'd suck at it. In fact, you wouldn't even be able to cast one spell. The reason being, you're an airhead, plain and simple."Ari's face turns all read and she shows her teeth. Abigail casts the same spell she did earlier on Kek. "William, I think those people definitely have anger management issues. I call Aphrodite, goddess of love..." With Abigail's soothing magic, the wolf girl calms down."All right. To make the atmosphere less tense, let's talk about other stuff. What's your favorite anime, everyone?"
Rolled 94, 68, 28, 31, 28, 91, 55, 92, 13, 12, 87, 62, 24, 37, 86, 40, 57, 7, 48, 72 = 1032 (20d100)>>3949510
Rolled 87, 67, 54, 80, 17, 41, 74, 7, 66, 79, 85, 28, 21, 13, 3, 85, 83, 22, 41, 4 = 957 (20d100)>>3949581“Don’t be too hard on her. After all, there was a reason why I said “if we pull this off”. Ari would have plenty of time to practice and would have exposure to items that would improve her more, lacking capabilities. As far as anime is concerned most people would label me as a casual. I mostly watched the gateway stuff from time to time over the years. My interest in most forms of media has plummeted recently however so I may just watch a clip or two over the course of a month.
>>3949510Big question is preist bitch pregnant?
>>3949359Only posted half my inventory Small Changing Potion, Small Changing Potion, Bag of Shimmering Powder, Bag of Shimmering Powder, Green and Bubbling Potion
>Big question is preist bitch pregnant?I've rolled below, the priestess is not pregnant. Do you think you'd make a good father?Q: Does Shi keep a weaker version of "Harem Protag"?Odds: ?Roll: 94A: Critical NoSame answer for all cheatsQ: Does Emiya still think that Shi is attractive?Beauty: Above AverageDifficulty: Below Average (her feelings are established)Roll: 68A: YesQ: Do Ari, Abigail, Catia, Aimee find Shi attractive?Difficulty: Average, Exceptional x3Rolls: 28, 31, 28, 91A: Yes, No, No, NoQ: Does Emiya find William attractive?Beauty: Below AverageDifficulty: IncredibleRoll: 55A: NoQ: "Big question is preist bitch pregnant?"Odds: Very UnlikelyRoll: 92A: Critical No"I understand. Nowadays, I mostly pull people from Hell and I bring them here to Earth, then I watch them having fun. It's the same as anime but it feels more real." Kek waddles toward Shi. "This person here is definitely my favorite character." Kek lowers his upper torso. "This is Shi, Conductor, and Anon." Ari, the wolf-girl, bows too. "Nice to meet you, Shi. I'm Ari." Emiya, the priestess who's with Shi, defensively grabs his arm.(@Terry: those people know your alternate self, but you do not know them.)"Hello mina-san. This is me, Kek, the lord of chaos. I have brought you to this wonderful town to invite you to my Familia! Will you accept this invitation? I know you will! Because it's too good of an opportunity. Let me introduce you to the people who are with me: this is Ari, Terry, William, Abigail, Catia, and Aimee. They are all absolutely extraordinary adventurers who went through countless perils. Moreover, William, this man here who has the skin the color of marshmallow, is the funniest man in the entire world."Other than Ari, the three other girls are pretty indifferent toward Shi's charms and barely give him a glance. Aimee whispers to Abigail. "I have never noticed that William is funny at all, I don't know what he's on about."
Rolled 16, 40, 19, 95, 51, 71, 72, 99, 49, 45, 71, 77, 28, 17, 56, 52, 38, 65, 29, 65 = 1055 (20d100)>>3949505>>3949525>>3949551>>3949565>>3949581>>3949585I was happy that Catia and Aimee wanted to come with me, even if the way they said it made me blush. Joining Kek's Familia sounded like a good idea too since I wasn't expecting another god to give me a blessing any time soon. It also seemed like there was very little chance there'd be a war between us and another familia, and combined with the eash access to a safe tosn and beginner dungeon, everything sounded almost too good to be true.I listened to Terry and Ari talk to Kek, appreciating Terry's idea of using a class to empower his companion further. He seemed a little suspicious, and I wasn't sure about the hyper competent thing, but he definitely had a good head on his shoulders at least. Though Ari and Kek almost got into a fight, I learned something very useful from it, namely, that a god's magic could effect other gods. I appreciated Abigail's quick thinking in defusing the situation, and gave a silent thank you while continuing to listen in on the conversation."Well, I don't think trying to rob another god is a great idea if you want to avoid a war between familia, but other than that, I see no reason to refuse. With any luck I can get a class change done and finally lose my Dark Knight of Vice class, and work towards an advanced class that I'd be better with. As long as we can keep some money to buy better supplies for ourselves, and we don't get sent back to Wadirma when this is all over, this is a pretty great deal." I said, following Kek to the Pillar of Heaven."Nice to formally meet you by the way, I'm William." I said, offering a handshake to Terry. "I'm a pretty big fan of the isekai genre, and Re: Zero is my favorite. Also liked Steins;Gate, Plastic Memories, Mob Psycho 100, and My Hero Academy, to name a few. Wonder if I'll ever get to watch those again..." I trailed off, thinking a bit about everything and everyone I lost access to when I died.
>>3949626"The uh, marshmallow skin thing is a long story, basically the consequence of messing with my class ability without proper precautions." I explained, wincing a bit at the comment that I was the funniest man in the world. "That's... another thing I can explain later." I said, half mumbling, embarrassed by the spotlight Kek had put on me.
Rolled 55, 14, 5, 93, 53, 75, 50, 46, 80, 6, 66, 40, 8, 72, 7, 73, 43, 36, 11, 62 = 895 (20d100)>>3949626I say to Kek "What do you offer that other gods cannot. If we are to be business partners we both need to bring somthing to the table. I have my companion, potions, money, knives, and healing powders. I would like somthing of value in return. If you were to return my harem protag cheat I would be inclined to join your familia."
>>3949630Q: Has Kek hired Valac Clara?Odds: ?Roll: 19A: Yes>>3949648Q: Are cheats blocked by the city?Odds: LikelyRoll: 5A: Critical YesQ: Does Kek get angry?Odds: ?Roll: 93A: Critical NoQ: Does Kek feel sad?Odds: ?Roll: 53A: NoQ: Does Emiya like being called "companion"?Odds: Very LikelyRoll: 75A: Yes>If you were to return my harem protag cheat"I can't return your cheat. Basically, a god is a being with the most powerful cheats. All cheats are treated as godly power and are blocked in this city. So, if you think that you'd fit better in another Familia, you're free to join them. I won't stop you." Kek puts his fist on his heart. "I, Kek, believe in absolute freedom.">I have my companionEmiya blushes. "That's... a new step in our relationship."Kek calls another person to his side. "This is my personal aide, Clara. She will manage all Familia business for the month of December." Clara is a demon schoolgirl with green hair, pink horns, pointy teeth, and frog slippers. She's kind of cute and very energetic. "Ehhh! Hello, everyone! I look forward to playing with you! William-kun, sorry I couldn't answer your phone calls.""It was her idea to bring William to Devapura. Or was it the other way around? Anyway, those who want to join my Familia, you can follow Clara to the Pillar of Heaven, and she'll deal with the paperwork. Meanwhile, I'm going to take a nap."Clara raises her fist to the air and makes big steps. "Follow me! everyone... To the Pillar!"
Rolled 35, 1, 97, 91, 84, 58, 89, 22, 88, 80, 49, 39, 19, 39, 20, 67, 52, 88, 60, 68 = 1146 (20d100)>>3949712"Fuck it. No better option is gonna pop up anytime soon." I say as I shrug and follow Clara.I'm just rolling for any shenanigans that happen during our way to the Pillar.
>>3949712I follow along somewhat confusedly, not really noticing what's going on. After all, my Beloved Express has been abandoned, left in a ravine to be buried in snow. And this guy seems to be talking to my Fellow Isekaiees.>>3949799Nice to see you not demonic, cool.>>3949626And nice to see you brought down to my level.
I say to jackson and anon "I'm going to find a god who can offer me somthing you're welcome to follow me." I approach the god Loki and say "I know about the gods and their blessings. I would like to join your group, but in exhange as well as your blessing I would like some sort of magical boon.
Rolled 70, 50, 65, 74, 70, 1, 36, 33, 13, 86, 46, 11, 24, 24, 47, 46, 10, 8, 13, 87 = 814 (20d100)>>3949979
>>3949979There's nothing for any of us with the Thots and although I might like a good laugh, I don't want my life to be a joke.
Rolled 49, 76, 94, 73, 84, 43, 78, 10, 39, 86, 40, 10, 24, 64, 76, 62, 71, 81, 38, 6 = 1104 (20d100)>>3949978must've capitalized Dice
>>3949986Kek is apathetic he doesn't care if we join him and won't care if we die. I would rather join a god who cares if I survive. I doubt Kek would grant us ranks and boons ethier since he's chaotic. Every god has their faults, but the most important thing to me is what they can offer me Kek can't offer me anything so i'll find someone who can.
>>3949978Btw I say the latter 2 aloud>>3949998Shi, This man took MY TRAIN. I'm going to take something of his. In any case, Lust, Clowns, and Mercy aren't really my speed.
OP are we gonna have to murder the people in other familas.
>>3949998Personally, I prefer chaos over clowns.
>>3949979Cancel this action. I'm going to sign the papers so I can join Kek. Makes more sense to stick with the majority.
>>3950017Technically, the city took your train. You would presumably get it back once you leave but trains that good simply cannot exist in the divine city.
>>3949978Actually now that I think about it, if Earth is hell in this cosmology, that makes everyone who's been Isekai'd demons in a sense.
>>3950045Äxebröther! It is clear then. I must build a new train, within the city.
>>3950057Do you know how to build a train?
>>3950063He could construct one by exploiting Gnomish immigrants.
>>3949630Sorry to leave you hanging. I got caught up with some things. Let’s say that I retroactively accepted the handshake.
>>3950063>>3950067It will be done.
Do any Multiplayer refugees have the latest character sheets? The archive doesn't save pdfs.
>>3950084Here you go
>>3950082Fine by me, I look forward to getting into ridiculous hijinks together.
>>3950108I’m not sure if things are going to be ridiculous with me. Aside from a few interesting moments, most of my plans involve maintaince and steady progression. Still, it will be interesting all the same.
>>3950087Thanks my interdimensional nigga, I'll through in my lot with the rest of us unwashed foreign migrants sometime tonight.
>>3950115You still want to become the Ice Lord?
>>3950126Maybe if the opportunity arises. The two threads are fairly different in how loosely they apply the rules. The other thread not only had a direct connection to such a position through its villain, but there seemed to be a more clear cut path to obtaining such power. I feel like these sort of threads are a bit more grounded at least when it comes to the capabilities of slightly enhanced humans so I may not get the chance. Besides I had other plans before that, with the meeting of worlds and this new setting a few more doors have opened up for me.
>>3949978Being a mortal sucks if I had my harem protag cheat all those hoes I just met would be sucking my cock right now. Instead only one of them is interested and if I go for it preist bitch might get her panties in a twist and leave me for "Adultery" or whatever. This is of course only a minor set back for me. My superior intellect is what leads me to victory not my cheats.
>>3950158I'm sure your absolute mastery of genetic science will carry you through the dungeon.
>>3950178Why’s you have to remind me? I felt second hand embarrassment from that little argument.
>>3950189What are you talking about? Shi's one of the 15% of males that contribute to society (as per his population model) so of course he's going to be smarter than the rest of us 93 percenters.
>>3950178One of you implied that women inherit only the genes from their mothers and men only inherit the genes from their fathers. I thought you guys were misinformed about that when no one pointed that out so I just rolled with it because my argument was stronger when I ignored the fact people inherit their genes from both their mother and father. I learned this shit in 5th grade.
>>3950189Autocorrect works in strange ways>>3950199I doubt anyone who would butcher the concepts of mitosis and natural selection can be described as the top 15% in intelligence. Even middle school kids understand that a child’s genetic makeup is determined by both the father and mother if they paid any attention in class.
>>3950199Lol it would be 75% not 93%. I learned that shit in 2nd grade.
>>3950199You're trying to roast me about gentic inheritence when you can't even do 2nd grade math.
>>3950208Any of us can pull up the conversation at any time within a few clicks. Damage control only works if nobody saw the full extent of your screw up Shi.
>>3950214Fuckin hell I meant 85% that was a typo.
>>3950237Jesus Christ, I might have to restrict myself to only posting in-game in order to preserve my sanity.
>>3950248I'm typing this on my phone so it's easy to misclick espically when the numbers 7 and 8 are right next to each other.
>>3950254You make me wonder sometimes but in this case I’ll take your word for it.
>>3950214>>3950223Holy shit, are you actually retarded? If it's 15% of men then it would be 7.5 percent of the total population assuming an even split between sexes.I think you may have massively oversold your intelligence on your stat sheet Shi.
>>3950263The fuck are you going on about my eugenics plan doesn't include women.
>>3950263I think you have massively overstepped your ego.
>>3950263In his defense, women were not accounted for in his plan (though that’s another argument in its entirety) >>3950271This is precisely why Chase and I ridiculed you. Eugenics doesn’t work if all of the selective pressure is placed on one side
>>3950279Well a society won't work if you can't replace those who die. I would rather a slow moving eugenics plan then one with a shrinking population.
>>3950271>>3950275Bitch do you even read my posts? I was referring to the worthiness of the overall population. If 50%(women) are breeding sows, 43%(expendable men) are completely disposable, then in your model the top 7% of humans are the only worthwhile individuals.
>>3950286We have too many people as it is. It’s better to bite the bullet and solve the world’s issues within the next decade instead of waiting for several generations simply to farm potential in a crumbling environment. A man’s worth isn’t solely intrinsic.
>>3950287Why would you refer to the total population when I'm only talking about the male population in my eugenics plann? Why would you switch midsentence from male population to overall population?
>>3950293Well we can agree to disagree. My views are different enough from yours that our argument would be on rather society is clumbing and needs people with a high intelligence to solve them rather then if it's better in the longterm for a gradual eugenics plan or one that's almost immediate. I just see eugenics as a way to gradually enhance society while you see it as a solution to a problem.
Name: Chase KanoyEthnicity: WhiteGender: MaleFaith: Atheist (before getting kidnapped by multiple gods in under a month)Home Boards: /co/ /tg/ /qst/Hair: BrownEyes: Dark Brown, almost blackHeight: 6ftStatsStrength: HighToughness: HighDexterity: AverageAgility: HighReflex: ExceptionalFitness: Above AveragePerveption:AverageIQ: ExceptionalMemory: AverageIntuition: Above AverageWillpower: HighWisdom: HighCharisma: AverageBeauty: Above AverageSkillsSwords: ExceptionalAny Weapon: HighRunning: HighParkour: HighDecption: HighPsychology: Above AverageStealth: AverageIntimidation: ExceptionalIsekai Cheat:Death Count: You have a perfect count of every kill you have made organised as youplease, and an instinctive understanding of everything you encounter’sweaknesses on every level physical, mental, and spiritual. This appliesto people and their psychology.StrengthsUnder Pressure: When things are down to the wire you always seem composed andconfident where others bend and break. Bonus to retaining composure.Crunch Time: You’re at your best when things are at their worst. All checks are easierwhen calamity looms. Bonus during crisis such as being near death, attempting to save near death teammates and other high risk situations.Born to Run: The result of one of a rare few commitments, short bursts of incrediblespeed and endless charges across the land are possible. Terrain andencumbrance are meaningless in the face of your lust for speed.Reaper Aspirant:Although your Death Perception is blocked by the city's barrier, the knowlege of how to destroy hasn't left. It's easier to see flaws in an enemy's fighting style, and enemy weaknesses are easier to intuit. Training is also a bit easier due to your experience finding your own flaws. It's nowhere close to what you had, but it's a start.Veteran Warrior: This isn't your first rodeo, you are equipted with the basic warrior class of a different fantasy world, and thus have a baseline of High in all weapon skills.WeaknessesCan’t be Assed: You find it incredibly difficult to commit yourself to tasks you don't enjoy,even if they would take little effort to complete. You're just going to have to find a way to make yourself do it.Intense Presence: Your stoic demeanor and curt manner of speaking paired with stronglyheld convictions make people unfamiliar with you anxious or evenfearful.Hard to Read: Your constant deadpan makes you difficult to understand, often leadingto misunderstandings.Wealth:Gold Coins: 3Silver Coins: 0Copper Coins: 0Inventory:WinterClothes(Worn)Crude,RustyStilettoCrude,SplinteryBucklerMasterwork Longsword
>>3950303I don’t consider eugenics at all really. The way I see it humanity as we know it is on borrowed time. Eugenics is supposed to be a slow and gradual process but your idea cuts its efficiency in half which drags out the process without any longterm benefit attached. The problem is that in your hypothetical, you want to preserve society. Simply removing 25% of males in what amounts to one fell swoop would have a disastrous effect on any society Removing 85% would be unthinkable. On the other hand I care little about society, in fact I care little about humanity as a whole but the aim is still to preserve them nonetheless. By gradually removing the unfit both male and female, you’ll at the very least have a small chance of maintaining society and preserving humanity.
>>3950313You don’t get to keep the cheats here and like Shi, you’ve inflated some of your stats.
>>3950336He is better than professionals in any weapon. This is straight up power gaming.
>>3950336I'm just leaving it on my sheet for convenience, I know I can't use it. I had to change some things on the mental side and reevaluate some stats I was confused on initially.
>>3950343We're allowed to keep everything but the cheats. If Wux want's to nix classes I'll change it but everything seems to be ok to me.
>>3950344Whatever you say Chad Ubermensch. Come to think of it I should’ve added my blunt damage resistance to my sheet. Unfortunately editing it properly on a MacBook is a headache.
>>3950346Idk how you have high in any weapon, but if the last qm was ok with it then whatever.
Name: Owen K.Age: 18Gender: maleEthnicity: whiteFaith: noneThoughts: i like macaroniStrength: above averageDexterity: highAgility: highReflex: averageToughness: below averageFitness: above averagePerception: abover averageHome boards: nonePolitical views: nonehair: long dirty blondeyes: greyHeight: 5 ft 6 inchWeight:???IQ: 3/10Memory: averageintuition: below averagewillpower: highcharisma: lowBeauty: minusculeSkills:Stealth: HighIntimidation: HighDagger:above averagelockpicking: averageparkour: highdeception: highStrengths:Meanacing Aura: You emit an aura that helps you intimidate people around you. (bonus to intimidate)Scary: People are usually very scared of you.Big dick: you have a really big dickWeaknesses:Annoying: Most people think you are very annoyingSevere face scarring: you have multiple scars on your face, its pretty ugly.Equipment: long sleeve black shirtlong black pantsbackstory:????
>>3950375In Multiplayer Isekai, you had 2 slots for either classes or cheats. I took Warrior and rolled Death Count. Presumably, I could have gone into this quest as an Armsmaster if I took 2 classes.>>3950378Hey new guy.
>>3950383We don't have our cheats so your any weapon skill should be back to avearge instead of high.
>>3950666His weapons skills are tied to his class. Wux might have different ways of handling classes however. Sometimes you won’t even get basic stat boosts if you’re unlucky.
>>3950670 I misunderstood what he said.
>>3950020Yes. Only one Familia will survive.>>3949981Q: Does Clara reject Shi's application?Odds: Likely (he's last to register)Roll: 70A: Yes>>3949630Q: Describe Kek's pyramidRolls: 19, 95A: Waste of Naturehas plants insideRolls: 51, 71A: Overindulge of A representativestatues of Kek's wifeRolls: 72, 99A: Arrive of AngerA lot of flamesShi says "I'm going to find a god who can offer me something. You're welcome to follow me."The Pillar of Heaven has a calm, Zen environment, with white pavement on the floor and crystal sculptures of snakes. For historical reference, it has been constructed by the goddess Nüwa back when Heaven was about to crumble on Earth. The Adventurer's Guild has made the first floors of the Pillar its HQ. The best part is that it's hosted by female yokai dressed in schoolgirl outfits. Ari, Terry, William, Abigail, Catia, Aimee, Anon and the Conductor all sign the Familia papers. Seeing that everyone followed Kek, Shi follows them and arrives last."Congratulations! Now that you've signed the papers, we're all best friends!" Clara exclaims. "I'm going to show you our new school, now." She looks at Shi and bites her lower lip. "Ehhhhh! I'm so sorry, you're too late to register. Kek-sama specifically said." She imitates his cavernous voice. "YOU CAN ONLY REGISTER 8 NEW PERSONS, NO MORE, AS THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH BEDROOMS IN MY PYRAMID FOR MORE." She takes back her normal voice. "Ahhh! Don't be sad, I'll give you a big Smoochie Smoochie." She jumps in Shi's arms and give him a few kisses on his face and head.Clara then brings the new members of Kek's Familia to the pyramid. "That's a nice town right? A lot of yummy humans here." Kek lives in a 3 story pyramid. It's not very well-maintaned and tree roots jut from its sides, in a rift between the foundations. Every room is decorated with a statue of Keket, his wife, and lotus blossoms. Kek is not too fond of modern technology such as electricity, so he uses old-school torches to illuminate the rooms at night time. "Kek is napping right now. Please everyone, make yourself comfortable and choose a bedroom. I'll call for you later so that we can play together." There are only four bedrooms, each with decently comfortable bunk beds, a wooden chest and a wardrobe.
Chase, Owen, and possibly Shi are gathered among the crowd on the central plaza. Loki, the god of clowns, honks his horn. "Honk! Honk! Everyone, may I have your attention, please? I am Loki, Æsir extraordinaire and chief architect of Ragnarök. You may refer to me as "His Eminence."" He honks his horn more. "This delightful instrument is my horn. When I honk, it means that you must be quiet and listen. I am now going to choose new children to invite to my Familia. I'm not going to invite just anyone, so we'll have a test of Agility to decide who gets to join. Agility is the most important ability to survive the Danjon, as well as to be a successful clown, so I hope that your performance will be acceptable." He gets red clown noses out of his bag. "Come get your clown nose if you want to participate."
>>3950704What was all of this about then? >>3949505>"Are there any particular guidelines for us “children”?""Killing other people is forbidden.. But more than anything, do not kill the children of another god, otherwise that god could declare us war, which would be bad news." I should also note that I didn’t officially join. I’ll be taking something more like a freelance position for Kek’s familia
Rolled 64, 43, 57, 51, 62, 65, 9, 40, 96, 95, 62, 20, 21, 94, 83, 79, 28, 38, 41, 3 = 1051 (20d100)>>3950705I say to Loki "I'll join your little game" I grab a red nose for preist bitch and myself. I then turn to chase and say "You're welcome to join me if you'd like Chase. You, me and preist bitch could make a balanced party of wizard, warrior, and preist."
>>3947913>>3949531I forgot to quote Emiya's sheet.
Q: Does Emiya accept to wear a red nose?Odds: ?Roll: 57A: NoQ: Does she accept to twerk?Odds: Very Unlikely (she’s refused the nose)Roll: 51A: No"I'm not sure I want to wear this... thing." Emiya says, sighing."Don't worry, it's not going to hurt." Loki forcibly puts the red nose on her. "All right. The Test of Agility is very simple. I sing, you twerk. You will be rated on how agile your moves are." "What? I categorically refuse. I’m a priestess and… This is indecent." Emiya answers. Her cheeks are all red, which makes her look rather cute.The clown god sings."So fair was Baby Loki,And his gaze was kind,Oh-ho, little snowflakes are falling,White winter's wonderland.With his Wand to heal all frost,"He winks at Emiya, the cold beauty from the North."His leaves and trees to grow.So fair was Baby Loki,His heart was never wrong."
>>3950712If I was to guess, it means that Kek does not want more enemies than he already has.
sounds like a pretty cool thing to play
>>3950705>>3950762I will participate in this display of absurdities.To Emiya, "If it matters that little to you, feel free to shack up with the goddess of disloyal harlots, she should be around here somewhere."
Rolled 59, 36, 48, 35, 67, 23, 98, 81, 24, 85 = 556 (10d100)>>3950777
>>3950778You have to roll 20d100
>>3950782I will keep that in mind in the future.
Rolled 75, 52, 2, 58, 69, 91, 47, 85, 78, 59, 39, 73, 12, 63, 15, 81, 21, 51, 35, 32 = 1038 (20d100)>>3950704Entering the Pillar of Heaven, it was nice to take in the sights. The medieval fantasy world was always pretty cool, but I didn't really get to appreciate any of it back in Wadirma. Seeing the place being staffed by women in school uniforms was... odd... i mean, why on earth have that be the uniform? Then I remembered this place was run by gods, and you wouldn't find any group more eccentric than that. Still, at least whoever was in charge here had good taste, though I tried to make sure I didn't let my eyes linger anywhere.Once the paperwork was done, we had arrived at Kek's pyramid, I made sure the camel wouldn't run off or starve, gathered my original clothes from my past life, and found a place inside to get changed. It felt good to be wearing comfortable clothes again, even if they could use a wash and I could use a shower- wait, does Kek's place have proper plumbing? Oh gosh I really hope it does. I've only been in this world for a few days, but I've already greatly missed toilets. Checking out the rooms, I secured myself a bottom bunk due to my weight and tendency to roll around in my sleep, and buried my face in my pillow while laying in bed.It felt so nice to have a bed again. Even with Luqman's pillows, sleeping in the desert had been very unpleasant. Honestly, as wary as I was about Kek and other capricious gods, I was overjoyedvto be out of ghe desert."May Wadirma never play a relevant role in my life, ever again." I said, before finally rolling out of bed and adjusting my glasses.Okay, time to get to work. After dividing our funds evenly, I had been left with six silver, and five copper (the girls each having 5 silver and 15 copper). Adding my desert clothes to the camel outside of the pyramid, I decided it'd be a good idea to sell the camel, sandstorm proof tent, and desert clothes, along with Luqman's pillows, and see about gathering information on class changes and how to properly prepare for dungeon crawling. I'd definitely remember to buy a torch this time, at least.If anyone in Kek's familia asked what I was doing, I'd happily tell them, and if anyone wanted to come with me, I'd let them.
>>3950764But if you’re aware that we need to kill opposing members he would be aware of that as well and rather than flat out tell us not to do it, he’d tell us that it was a “necessary evil”. Only one can remain after all.
>>3950807Kek and OP aren't one and the same. Kek wants to avoid a famila war because it would kill his followers and mabey himself as well. The story is gonna unfold though where some conflicts occurs to lead one famila to declare a war on another.
Is it too late to join?
>>3950819No but you will have to offer absurdities to gain the favour of the Clownlord.
>>3950810I know they’re not the same, but the both of them are aware of the rules. Kek himself is very familiar with this process given the fact that he has run at least one team through the meat grinder.
>>3950821Going through the dungeons doesn't mean you have to kill other familas. His last group died on the 11th floor of the dugeons not in a famila war. He doesn't know that we will have to kill each other that's meta knowledge about how the plot will unflod.
>>3950819You can still join.>>3950807No one can predict what the Lord of Chaos would tell you.
Let me know if I have missed anyone's post.>>3950778Q: How is Chase's performance?Agility: HighDifficulty: AverageRoll: 59A: GoodQ: Do other people participate?Odds: ?Roll: 36A: YesQ: Is anyone impressed with Chase's performance?Beauty: Above AverageDifficulty: ?Roll: 48A: YesQ: Can Chase push Emiya to participate?Charisma: AverageDifficulty: Exceptional (she really doesn't want to)Roll: 35A: No>>3950724Q: How is Shi's performance?Agility: HighDifficulty: AverageRoll: 64A: GoodQ: Is anyone impressed with his performance?Beauty: Above AverageDifficulty: Average (Chase set the standard)Roll: 43A: YesChase twerks like pro, shaking his posterior vigourously at the rythmn of Loki's glorious song. Loki subtly increases the tempo to a devilish speed, but Chase manages to keep up. This is the result of thourough eugenics, a champion of parkour, the finest specimen produced by mankind. One girl in the public exclaims. "Oh my!"Chase says to Emiya, "If it matters that little to you, feel free to shack up with the goddess of disloyal harlots, she should be around here somewhere.""I'm a follower of Evylivon, and I'm very loyal..." she answers, blushing more.Shi puts on his red nose and twerks even better than Chase. Loki's maddening song puts him in a trance, and he utters cries and moans of ecstasy as he's twerking. The tension is palpable; some women in the audience whistle and call his name.Loki honks. "Okay, that was pretty decent. You two can join my Familia. Anyone else up for the challenge? The difficulty will increase next round."
Q: Can Clara give information about the classes?Odds: Likely (she's an aide)Roll: 2A: Critical YesQ: Can William sell his goods?Odds: Near Sure ThingRoll: 58A: YesQ: Can he get a good price for the camel?Charisma: AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 69A: NoQ: Is the market located in the Middle Eastern part of town?Odds: ?Roll: 91A: NoQ: DescribeRolls: 47, 85A: Travel of TechnologyCyberpunk market, indoorRolls: 78, 59A: Cruelty of RandomnessRandom quality of goods, mean merchantsMeanwhile, In Kek's pyramid. Clara, as enthusiast as ever, explains class changes to William. Anyone who's joined Kek's family can choose between the four standard classes:>fighter>thief>sorcerer>priestThey can also let Kek decide randomly for them. She says that letting Kek decide for you is the best possible option, because Kek is a god thus has godly wisdom, and also, it can unlock secret prestige classes.Devapura's Great Market is indoor, with neon lights and corrugated metal walls, dotted with shelves and stalls selling all kinds of goods. Alongside the silk and cotton and colorful floral trinkets, there are perfumes, sex toys and inks. William finds a horse merchant who is willing to buy his camel and his other desert goods.Camel: 5 silver coinsSandstorm-proof Tent: 4 copperDesert clothes: 2 copperHigh quality, but smelly pillow: 6 copperTorches can be found in Kek's pyramid.
>>3950832It can’t be meta knowledge if this is something that the gods agreed upon. IRL this was all done abruptly but in-game the gods have already met at this place, formed teams, and set them out. Even if we assumed that this is the first time this has happened, everything seems well established.>>3950839The nature of Kek makes this a more plausible answer.
>>3947920I will give everyone 1 more day to post their sheet and join a Familia.
>>3950937Does preist bitch have to twerk to join or can she join because she's my companion and I'm joining.
>>3950999Taking rolls from >>3950724Q: Can Emiya join because she's Shi's companion?Odds: ?Roll: 57A: NoShe has to twerk. You should have used the power of those trips to roll.
Rolled 44, 64, 5, 58, 68, 36, 68, 39, 71, 51, 53, 55, 85, 64, 8, 37, 31, 15, 48, 65 = 965 (20d100)>>3950938"I already had Kek spin for me once before, am I allowed to have him do so again for a class change? Can I keep spinning til I get something I like, or give a spin another try, then switch to a standard class if I don't like it? Also, obviously if I switch classes I won't be able to summon demons anymore, but will I also lose my combat skills?"62 copper divided by 4 is 14 for me in order to give each of the girls 16.This brings my total up to 79 and the girls to 81. I have no idea what they'll choose to spend it on, but I return to Kek's place to get more info about the class changing as well as split the money. I was hoping I'd have found advice on what to bring with you when dungeon crawling, but the merchants hadn't been of any help in that regard.
I say to Loki that I will join him
>>3950937I turn to preist bitch and say "Emiya wouldn't it be better for our relationship if we could travel togather instead of being sepreate. If you do the twerking I might even have time to take you on a date.">Rolling to convince preist bitch to twerk and to see how well she twerks.
Rolled 15, 64, 87, 99, 44, 81, 99, 78, 31, 4, 53, 25, 37, 27, 55, 92, 97, 69, 67, 9 = 1133 (20d100)>>3951029
>>3951017Roll 20d100 when you post an action or talk to NPCs.
Rolled 83, 57, 94, 72, 26, 72, 24, 13, 45, 79, 16, 90, 12, 8, 50, 95, 49, 76, 62, 16 = 1039 (20d100)>>3950937"Ah yes, you're the very platonic ideal of loyalty and piety. That must be why you abandoned your cult in it's time of greatest need to elope with a geneticist. Am I correct in that assessment?"
>>3951044Dropped my name.
Rolled 19, 99, 54, 19, 12, 97, 30, 75, 7, 60, 50, 45, 29, 84, 70, 67, 50, 94, 53, 24 = 1038 (20d100)"I will join you Loki"
>>3951014Q: Can you change class repeatedly?Odds: Impossible (that would be stupid and broken)Roll: 5A: YesQ: Is there any penalty for changing class repeatedly?Odds: Has to BeRoll: 58A: YesQ: How about a death penalty?Odds: ?Roll: 68A: NoQ: Describe the penaltyRolls: 36, 68A: Imitate of Rumor(Can't interpret)Rolls: 39, 71A: Bestow of A representativeTracked by an inevitableQ: What does Clara tell him to bring in the dungeon?Rolls: 51, 53 + 55, 85 + 64, 8A: Overindulge of Home + Disrupt of Technology + Spy of EnemiesSlippers, a wand of electricity and a magnifying glass>>3951033Q: Will Emiya accept to twerk?Charisma: Below AverageDifficulty: High (see previous post) - 3 RS (promise of a date) = Below AverageRoll: 15A: YesQ: How is her performance?Agility: AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 64A: Bad>>3951044Q: Does she respond to Chase's insult?Charisma: AverageDifficulty: UnknownRoll: 83A: No>>3951048Q: Does Loki accept Owen's application?Charisma: Low + 1 RS (Menacing Aura) = Below AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 19A: Yes
>I was hoping I'd have found advice on what to bring with you when dungeon crawlingCarla says to William: "You should bring slippers. I bring mine, Connor and Murphy, everywhere. Also a wand of electricity to kill all monsters... And maybe a magnifying glass?" >Can I keep spinning She winks. "You can change class once as part of Kek's blessing. Theorically, you could change your class repeatedly until you get the best one, but then some angels of law might not be too happy about it and track you down. And then, KABOOM." William notices that while she was speaking, she somehow climbed on his back. >"Will I also lose my combat skills?""Yes, if you change class, you can say bye-bye to your combat skills." >"I will join you Loki"Loki answers to Owen: "OK, you can join. Please twerk on my next song if you want to have some fun." >If you do the twerking I might even have time to take you on a date."You want me to twerk in front of all those people like... a common harlot?" Her face is completely red, now. "What kind of date are you talking about? W... Would you bring me to the opera? Fine. M... May the color of this nose represent the intensity of my feelings for you."Loki sings his second Christmas carol. The priestess bends over and twerks torridly like a wild lioness. She pulls her posterior up and starts grinding against Shi's body, before dropping to her knees. She twerks madly, squealing as her hips make little circle movements. But on the third verse, Loki starts singing at an unpredictable, crazed tempo. He bellows, "Santa Claus is coming to town!" Each time he says the word "Santa", his godly voice echoes and deafens the listeners. She sweats and tries to keep up with the rhythm, but she can't. This is a failure. >Ah yes, you're the very platonic ideal of loyalty and piety.She doesn't even hear your insults. You don't exist in her mind, because Shi catches 100% of her attention.
Rolled 65, 17, 65, 47, 47, 57, 49, 22, 96, 71, 88, 27, 12, 61, 68, 98, 38, 10, 41, 2 = 981 (20d100)I twerk to the song too
>>3951109This test was more or less a joke so she can still join right.
Rolled 44, 19, 87, 87, 45, 90, 77, 48, 46, 55, 4, 40, 31, 94, 5, 6, 49, 7, 92, 19 = 945 (20d100)>>3951109"Wand of Electricity, Slippers, and a Magnifying Glass." I repeat, memorizing the three suggestions. Though the slippers didn't sound useful, I figure it'd be better to buy some anyway just in case. You never know with this crazy world."Okay, guess I'll give it one more spin as per Kek's free class change, and if turns out horribly I'll become a sorcerer and hope the angel will accept an earnest apology and not kill me." I surmised. Honestly as long as I wasn't summoning demons anymore I felt I'd be fine, but I still felt a pang of anxiety that my luck would somehow get worse. It was difficult to keep Clara on my back during her explanation however, and I couldn't help but mumble a "Please get off, I'm not a mountain." As I endured.Once I had spun the wheel once, and changed my class either once or twice, I'd return to the marketplace to search for the items Clara mentioned.
>>3951109A question, I am with Kek, yes? And so is Terry, but Chase joined Loki. A Shame, Äxebröther.>>3950938Assuming I am in the Pyramid of Kek, I Ask what class leads best to the Art of building and enchanting. Making stuff is cool.
>>3951260The bonds of Äxebrötherhood transcend the petty squabbles of the gods.
>>3951147I wasn't sure until Owen rolled, but yes, Loki trolled you. Emiya can join. He will invite just about anybody to his Familia, he doesn't care.>>3951260Yes, you're with Kek.>>3951141Q: Rate Owen's twerkAgility: HighDifficulty: AverageRoll: 65A: GoodQ: Does Loki live in a circus?Odds: ?Roll: 65A: NoQ: DescribeRolls: 47, 47A: Travel of AttentionRolls: 57, 49A: Create of FailureHe lives in a trailer>>3951172Q: What is William's new class?Rolls: 44, 19A: Release of New IdeasA novel classRolls: 87, 87A: Work hard of MagicAn advanced magical classQ: Is it still demon related?Odds: 50/50 (Kek's odds)Roll: 45A: YesQ: Does William keep his skin and nose?Odds: ?Roll: 90A: YesWhile Emiya's twerk was absolutely wild, Owen's twerk is more controlled and technical, using a more subtle rhythm that makes it more naturally graceful. Where Emiya's is full of flair and extreme intensity, Owen's is flashy and effortless, bouncing on his toes and gracefully twerking in front of a smiling audience. He moves his hips and spine before swaying his legs and swiping his hips back and forth. Though he's winning his fight, Owen seems to be having a hard time deciding between his twerking and rolling around in the mud. The dreadful Santa verse. Owen gets nervous, trying to feel the music with all his newfound strength. That's all he knows. But he's willing to give it all up. You don't perform the twerk, you feel the twerk. He shakes hard, exhausted, moving faster than everyone around him. The twerk becomes an explosion of movement, a visceral realisation of the moment and the strength of his own body. He becomes swaying in the air, twerking with all his might. A success.Loki honks his horn. "Okay, that was some mad twerking. Congratulations, everyone. Let's all go to the Pillar now, to register your Familia membership. "Shi, Emiya, Chase and Owen all sign the paperwork."Let's visit my mansion, now."Loki lives in a trailer on the side of the road. It's small but rather comfortable; there is a bed for him, and another bed for his children. His trailer looks like an otaku room and is decorated with various anime dolls and manga collections. There's a picture of the great wolf Fenrir hanging on the wall. He invites his new children to choose a waifu pillow from his collection. He has one of a spider monstergirl, a pink-haired schoolgirl, Ebola-chan, Plague-chan and Hatsune Miku.He then explains what the blessings are about, and tells them to choose a new class, if they want to.>fighter>thief>sorcerer>priest>Loki's choice
William waits for Kek to wake up from his nap. (Possibly, he plays with Carla.) The god makes his triumphant entry."So, you want to spin the wheel? Good choice, I'm proud of you."The wheel spins and spins, with Clara anxious to see the result and jumping in every direction."William, my son, You are now a demonologist. This is an advanced summoner class. A mage who studies demons and makes pacts with them. The summoning ritual is simple, you just have to draw a pentagram on the floor with your own blood and recite a simple incantation of your choice, and a demon that matches your magic level will answer your call. This demon will wear a slave collar, as required by the laws of Devapura, to show that it's not harmful to the general population. Moreover, you will be able to cast generic spells related to the concept of corruption."Clara applauds. "Congratulations, William. This is a really nice class. I'm a demon myself."Jackson asks what class leads best to the art of building and enchanting. Kek takes a minute to think about this difficult question."Well, out of the four generic classes, it's certain that the sorcerer class is best. But out of the 10,000 possible classes that you can get by spinning the wheel, I'm thinking that magical tinker is what you're after.">William loses everything related to his previous class, except the pink skin and the nose>He gains the Strength "Demon Summoning">He gains the Skill "Corruption Magic" with a rank equal to his Willpower score
>>3950819Mark, you can retroactively join Loki's Familia if you wish.
>>3947924I will now reveal each god's alignment.Guanyin: goodKek: chaoticLoki: chaotic stupidIshtar: evil
>>3951281Quick question, would my Warrior count in terms of this world's class system? I ask because Multiplayer Isekai Quest seems to have a different system. Advanced classes were more of a rigid system for instance.
>>3950712>I should also note that I didn’t officially join. I’ll be taking something more like a freelance position for Kek’s familiaDo you plan to participate in the war between the Familias?
>>3951293Yes, warrior counts as a class. So you can keep it or choose something else.> Warrior - A mundane master of martial combat, you receive a significant boost to your Strength and Toughness and are considered to have High skill in every weapon and armour you choose to wield.
>>3951283Oops, I've made a mistake. William, you lose your pink skin and the nose as part of the class change.
Rolled 10, 9, 2, 1, 5, 4, 8, 8, 1, 3, 9, 1, 8, 5, 6, 5, 6, 5, 7, 1 = 104 (20d10)>>3951283Can I learn multiple classes? Ie, Simultaneously have the requirements of 2 classes and therefore be able to take both of them, as I could in the last world?Either way, Roll for it. If I get something cool, I'll take it. If not, next update it's sorcerer time.
>>3951275How foolish of me. Should Our Familiae come to blows, I shall not strike you down.>>3951312
Rolled 80, 22, 2, 41, 41, 48, 94, 99, 97, 98, 8, 97, 12, 41, 27, 82, 2, 77, 38, 57 = 1063 (20d100)>>3951312I thought I was luck incarnate for a moment.
>>3951307I will keep Warrior in that case. I've always preferred the deliberate deconstruction of my enemies over flashy and unreliable spell-casting.If there's time, I would like to find a place to buy some disposable weaponry and items. Things such as caltrops, daggers, rope darts, and a decent carrying brace to hold them all.
Rolled 91, 1, 14, 37, 99, 4, 34, 74, 84, 72, 30, 13, 87, 43, 24, 95, 83, 60, 44, 65 = 1054 (20d100)>>3951325
>>3951325Actually, before I leave I ask about advanced classes. In the previous world, I saw someone with a Warrior subclass called Armsmaster and I'm wondering how I can achieve it.
I'm going to sleep now so I'll answer the other posts tomorrow.>>3951317You can stack classes if you learn them from a trainer or by other natural means, but you can't stack them from Kek's blessing.Q: What class does Jackson get?Rolls: 80, 22A: Trust of EnergyRolls: 2, 41A: Starting of AdviceHe gives advices about people's energiesFortune-Teller"Another brave child. I'm so proud of you all."The wheel spins. The anticipation is too much for Carla, and she faints."Fortune-Teller. You can use the I Ching to calculate people's fortune and their affinity with the five elements: wood, fire, earth, metal and water. Erm." Kek clears his throat, which makes a strange wet sound. "I'm not going to say that this a nice class, but I suppose, it can be useful.">Jackson gains the Fortune-telling skill: rank Average>He also gains a copy of the I Ching (the Book of Changes), English translation
Rolled 56, 15, 7, 20, 66, 47, 91, 76, 66, 74, 90, 52, 62, 5, 8, 67, 11, 50, 27, 45 = 935 (20d100)>>3951281>I pick sorcerer I turn to the others and say "Dibs on the bed" I then turn to Emiya grab her hand and say "I'm a man of my word let's go out on the town and see an opera."I go out for a night in town with Emyia. I sell my potions and powders to an alchemist shop. I got to an adventures shop look through their wares and buy some supplies for Emiya and myself (after you tell me what they have i'll pick what I buy). I then go to an opera with Emiya and pretend to care about the show. While it goes on I think "The story of these gods doesn't add up how could my orginal earth be hell and the world I transported to be heaven this seems fishy, but until I've established my power I have no time to worry about that." After the opera is over as the sun sets I give Emiya my jeweld dagger and say "A gift from me to you. May it protect you when I'm away and it's jewels remind you of the eternal love I have for you." I then rent a room at an inn for Emiya and myself and fuck her brains out.
>>3951283Fuck, I forgot the most important choice of all>Plague Chan (pic related)Because a Warrior's relationship with death should never be platonic.After I'm done shopping I'll chill out on the bed with Loki.
>>3951348Before I do any of this, I tell Emiya to let Loki pick her second class. Second class because she is already a preistess.
>>3951358You can't stack classes gained from blessings, bruv.
>>3951367Bruv, she became a preistess naturally. She didn't get it from a blessing, she trained for that shit, bruv.
>>3951344So can I see the future now or is it like"ah, yes I see you will eventually get killed someday by someone."What are my capabilites? Just wanna know before I decide whether or not to keep it.
>>3951400You are a master of Feng Sui. Congratulations, you can now defeat Dragon's Dream.
>>3949712Wait a moment, Since The Gods presumably still don't age and have their cheats blocked, does the "ageless" part of my other former cheat, Strange Aeons still work? Or am I missing some lore here. No big deal if it doesn't, as I presume that this will not go on long enough for this to be an issue.
Rolled 58, 51, 63, 71, 73, 36, 25, 67, 74, 29, 16, 49, 48, 65, 58, 1, 72, 6, 42, 66 = 970 (20d100)I say to Loki,"You can pick my class, i dont really care what you choose, but i swear if you give me a honky clown nose im gonna honk that shit till you want to kill yourself."
>>3951283Playing around with Clara was fun, and helped the time go by while I waited for Kek to return, when the wheel gave me YET ANOTHER DEMON RELATED CLASS, I fell to my knees in despair."Gosh dang it." I muttered to myself, but then Clara's congratulations gave me pause. If any demon from any work of fiction could be summoned, there were certainly at least a few that would actually be fairly trustworthy from what I remember. Then there was the corruption magic, which was vague enough to be interesting. Just what exactly could corruption magic do, anyway?Of course, then there was the problem of the slave collar. I was really against the idea of slavery, and using a class that would enslave anyone, even demons, made my stomach ache. To say nothing of needing to use my own blood! I don't know if I have it in me to willingly cut myself to the degree I'd need to draw a full pentagram..."Gosh dang it, if I change my class again I could get in trouble with an angel of law, and who knows how merciful or powerful they are! Is there a way to talk to one and try and plead my case to see if I can get approval or a fee of some sort for the class change, or is it a thing where they'll instantly try to kill me no matter what? Can I unsummon demons at any time, or are they here forever? How likely are they to try and kill me, and how much power do I have over them? Do they have to follow the spirit of a command or just the literal words of one?" I asked Kek, trying to gain more knowledge about ny class.
>>3951437Oops, forgot to roll
Rolled 85, 31, 27, 17, 61, 93, 19, 69, 61, 9, 23, 29, 14, 58, 38, 22, 87, 44, 46, 80 = 913 (20d100)>>3951439>>3951437Forgot to roll twice... *headdesk*
Rolled 32, 59, 30, 45, 8, 34, 25, 25, 23, 93, 47, 12, 89, 65, 7, 83, 51, 1, 30, 56 = 815 (20d100)Good lord, yall got stuff done while I was prepping for finals.>>3951344"I'll also roll for a class. Let's see what Kek's blessing grants me."
Has sorcery been useful for anyone in this game? Multiplayer Isekai had some damn useless sorcs.
>>3951294I’m aiding Kek as an outside party. I’m affiliated with him but without the blessing I’m unable to enter the dungeon and I don’t sleep at the pyramid since I assume only official familia members sleep there.
>>3951486Terry is going the Swiss Burglar route.
Rolled 40, 6, 24, 40, 18, 19, 88, 72, 42, 70, 45, 71, 3, 87, 77, 74, 50, 86, 30, 61 = 1003 (20d100)"Also i want the spider bitch pillow." i grab the body pillow
>>3951514>>3951514You're only saying that to make me think I don't need to guard my swiss cheese.I know how you operate Eliot.
>>3951486I know your deal, you're going to attempt ascension and try to become the Ice Lord again.
>>3951526He's trying to become Cheese Lord by harnessing Swiss neutrality energy.
>>3951521I may need cheese where I’m going, but that’s not where I’m going. Do you know where I’m going?
i dont know where youre going but you probably do
>>3951530A Cheese Lord has no use for mortal cheese, for they have harnessed the cheese of the soul. Mmmm, soulcheese.
Are you a cheese expert now?
Jokes on you i dont know what that word means nerd
>>3951537>>3951536Chase, are you and Owen the same person? Or are you both just very unlucky with the Id
Take a guess asshat
Also we're no the same person we live close
>>3951548I just did
>>3951542>2019>not being an expert on the aging processes of cheese>>3951546We are different people in close proximity.It's quite irritating as you might imagine.
>>3951287Ayt Im game with Loki
>>3951554>>3951548Neat. Sorry about that
>>3951570Name: Mark MondragonEthnicity: AsianGender: MaleFaith: Roman CatholicHome Boards: /lit/ /qst/ /tv/ Hair: BlackEyes: Dark Brown, almost blackHeight: 5’5”StatsStrength: AverageToughness: AverageDexterity: HighAgility: HighReflex: ExceptionalFitness: Above AveragePerveption:AverageIQ: HighMemory: AverageIntuition: HighWillpower: Above AverageWisdom: HighCharisma: Above AverageBeauty: AverageSkills: Stealth: High Lockpicking: High Pickpocketing: High Sketching: Above Average Video Games: Above Average Mathematics: Above Average Singing: Above Average Cooking: Average Literature: Average Pistols: Average Swimming: Average Isekai Cheat: After-Effect: You can bring your timelines together if you focus, allowing you to attack more than once in a single swing, simultaneously from different angles, or even summon an almost-identical duplicate that defers to your judgement. You are also immune to time control and the threat of paradoxes.Strengths:Twinkletoes:You are light-footed and the control you have in your steps is refined from years of sneaking out and back in your house.Babyface:You look younger. What’s more to say. +1 RS on pretending to be a minor and being a friendly face.Weaknesses:Playback:You will randomly visibly cringe when suddenly remembering stupid shit you did back then.Squemish:You don’t like gore that much.Wealth:Gold Coins:1Silver Coins:0Copper Coins:0Inventory:Winter Clothes (Worn)Leather Quiver: (24 Steel Arrows)Exceptional LongbowTrick Fears, Artifact Masterwork Bastard SwordExceptional Steel LongswordExceptional Steel LongswordExceptional Steel DaggerExceptional Steel DaggerExceptional Steel DaggerExceptional Steel Dagger
>>3951618I'm my own independent human being!
>>3951633I found you, faker!
>>3951650Please, Owen isn't even good enough to be my fake. He's too much of a newfag.
>>3951654I’ll make you eat those words!
>>3951333Q: Does Loki know anything about the class Armsmaster?Odds: ?Roll: 14A: YesQ: Does he answer seriously?Odds: UnlikelyRoll: 37A: NoQ: Does Loki destroy Owen?Odds: Likely (illegal cheat)Roll: 99A: Critical NoQ: Do Chase and Owen attract an inevitable?Odds: ?Roll: 4A: YesQ: Does it appear in Loki's trailer?Odds: ?Roll: 34A: Yes>>3951348Q: Describe the operaRolls: 7, 20A: Violate of JoyThe Rape of the Sabine WomenQ: Does Emiya notice that Shi doesn't care about the opera?Intuition: AverageDifficulty: Charisma (Below Average) + 3 RS (love) = HighRoll: 66A: NoQ: What class does Loki pick for Emiya?Rolls: 47, 91A: Travel of WeaponsArmsmasterQ: Can Shi get a good price for his potions?Charisma: Below AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 76A: No>>3951325Chase, Shi. You can find the following items in the adventurers' shop of the indoor market.Caltrop: 3 copperDagger: 5 copperRope dart: 2 copperCarrying brace: 5 coppertorch = 1 ironlock picks, 9 pc = 4 ironemergency whistle = 5 ironrations = 7 ironlock picks, 15 pc = 8 ironrope, 50 ft = 1 copperclimbing piton = 14 ironhigh quality razor = 15 irongrappling hook = 2 copperlamp = 2 copperpain killers = 3 coppersturdy leather backpack = 8 coppermirror = 13 coppercompass = 14 copperlock picks, 32 pc = 4 silver>(Shi) I sell my potions and powders to an alchemist shop.Shi's Inventory: Piss-yellow Sizzling Potion Purple and Syrupy Potion Purple and Syrupy PotionSmall Changing Potion, Small Changing Potion, Green and Bubbling PotionThe alchemist offers 4 gold coins for all of your potions.
After he's done shopping, Chase chills out on the bed with Loki, both holding their waifu pillows. They play cards and talk about the ills of society and the icky thoughts that haunt them. The joker card is, of course, a representation of the god. In their conversations, Loki explains that his goal is to create a world full of magic that would be able to fight against him. As the most powerful entity in the multiverse, or so he claims, he often feels unstimulated. Only the mortal life that he experiences in Devapura can entertain him a little bit."How can I achieve the Armsmaster class?" Chase asks."By finding a proper trainer. Your best bet is to climb fast the ranks of the Adventurer's guild, because they offer all kind of services to their members. I will show you what an Armsmaster looks like."Loki gives the Armsmaster class to Miyashita Emiya, who was waiting for his blessing."An Armsmaster is simply an advanced fighter who has specialized in a few type of weapons.""But... I don't really like fighting." Emiya answers. "I don't know if it will be very useful."Shi and Emiya have better things to do and they leave. Eventually, Loki confronts Chase. "Chase, Owen looks exactly like you, and he never talks. Does he happen to be a tulpa or some sort of clone?"As he asks this questions, a creature appears in front of them. It's a Varakhut, a creature of law with harsh and aggressive shapes and elongated pyramids for arms. The Varakhut brays and howls like a demon with an unrivaled appetite for humans and their meat. It looks in Owen's direction, claws out for a bite. It has to pause before he can speak. "I am Judge Uks, and you have been judged guilty by divine right. You have broken the following law: "Thou shalt not bring divine cheats to Devapura." You are a legal problem, and it is my right to punish you."Loki jumps from his bed and honks his horn. "Everyone stay calm. This is a very high level town guard. It's likely to kill all of us."Only Chase, Owen and Mark are present.>Emiya gains the Fighting skill: Average rank>She gains the Armsmaster strength: "You gain a +1 RS bonus to attack rolls with any weapon you're familiar with"
Meanwhile, Emiya and Shi go to the opera and watch "The Rape of the Sabine Women", featuring Caeso Claudius Fastidius in the role of Romulus, and written by the god Apollo. This is a wonderful spectacle, full of subtle, devilish and flattering depictions of romance, revenge, love and youth. The opera begins with a charming overture where they are introduced and pay homage to the fallen Roman heroes. This overture is over twice the length of the actual opera, and it does not contain any wordplay. The love sequences are usually iconic and charming and accompanied by a glorious orchestra. All of the lyrics are written in Latin, but a translation has never been completed.After the opera is over as the sun sets, Shi give Emiya his jeweled dagger and says: "A gift from me to you. May it protect you when I'm away and it's jewels remind you of the eternal love I have for you." Emiya accepts it and holds it to her heart. "You are my most treasured possession, Shi. Of all the things that exist, you are the greatest. I will faithfully wear this dagger as a mark of respect for you. I am extremely grateful for your existence. Thank you so very much."
>>3951317Q: Can Kek answer the question "So can I see the future now?"Odds: 50/50Roll: 48A: YesQ: Can he see the future?Odds: ?Roll: 94A: Critical NoCritical: it's not a magical classQ: Does the "ageless" part of my other former cheat?Odds: ?Roll: 99A: Critical No>>3951440Q: Is there a way to talk to an inevitable?Odds: UnlikelyRoll: 27A: YesQ: Can I unsummon demons at any time?Odds: ?Roll: 17A: YesQ: Could they try to kill him?Odds: Very Unlikely (it would suck)Roll: 61A: NoQ: Do they have to follow the spirit of a command?Odds: ?Roll: 93A: Critical No>>3951400>So can I see the future nowKek answers to Jackson: "No, you can't. You can only calculate vague predictions, as a fortune-teller from your original world would." So, your class is not magical in nature.>Does the "ageless" part of my other former cheat, Strange Aeons still work?No, anything related to the former cheats does not work. The gods are ageless as a racial trait, not a cheat.>>3951437>Can I unsummon demons at any time?Yes.>How likely are they to try and kill meNot very likely.>Do they have to follow the spirit of a command?No, they only have to follow your literal words.>Is there a way to talk to an angel?Since Clara fainted, Kek answers. "Yes. The angels of law work as guards of this city. So you can find them at the barracks. But I warn you, it's not a good place to visit. They are the personification of the dark side of life; intolerance of individuality, unbridled rage and perversity. They have somehow gained the responsibility to protect this city, but I fear their mindlessness will one day destroy all of us. My tongue hurts just to mention their name. This is a Familia of freedom, and we stand against the tyranny of the inevitable."Clara wakes up and shows her teeth. "Yes, the angels of law are very mean. Let's play pranks on them and show them who's the boss."
>>395193510 iron = 1 copper10 copper = 1 silver10 silver = 1 gold
Rolled 3, 79, 9, 48, 8, 89, 53, 2, 55, 25, 11, 3, 41, 75, 100, 92, 42, 82, 57, 31 = 905 (20d100)>>3951935I ask Ari what class she took up and also if she’d like to help me out with a project I’m working on. Regardless of her answers I then go to the adventure store in order to buy two rope darts. I then make my way to a blacksmith.
Rolled 100, 6, 85, 48, 78, 69, 87, 57, 37, 19, 85, 24, 31, 30, 31, 81, 63, 88, 94, 36 = 1149 (20d100)>>3951955 How much money did Moneybags have on him and how much would one assume that his gold chains cost? I’ll determine the capabilities of the thorn ring later along with my other magical items. I assume however, that it would allow me to create and control a small number of wood golems given the fact that he had one in his home and wears the ring as protection when he’s out and about. Rolling for the amount of loot I got off of him might not be necessary but I’d like to cover my bases in case I’m too busy to post today.
>>3949585>>3951955Q: Did Ari choose the sorcerer class, anyway?Odds: Likely (good arguments were presented)Roll: 3A: Critical YesQ: Rolling for magical itemsRolls: 79, 9Intolerance of EvilDemon or undead bane swordRolls: 48, 8Block of EnemiesHeavy Shield +1Rolls: 89, 53Attract of HomeHome = hellWand of CorruptionRolls: 2, 55Starting of SufferingDagger of PainRolls: 25, 11Dominate of EmotionsRing of Protection Against EnchantmentRolls: 3, 41Neglect of AdviceKek is the AdviceArmor of LawRolls: 75, 100Refuse of InformationRing of Protection Against Psionics>>3951961Q: Did Moneybags have a lot of gold?Odds: LikelyRoll: 85A: NoQ: Did he hold any money at all?Odds: ?Roll: 48A: YesQ: Can Terry Appraise the chains accurately?Appraise: (irrelevant)Roll: 100A: Critical NoQ: Is the leaf ring magical?Odds: ?Roll: 85A: No
A lot of thoughts wander through Ari's simple mind. She answers that it has always been her secret dream, to be a sorcerer, she just doesn't feel very confident after what Kek said. Regardless, she asks him to grant her the sorcerer class. She's ready to walk through walls to save her dear sister. The beast girl expresses her gratitude towards Kek and she accepts to help you out on your project, whatever it is.>How much money did Moneybags have on him?15 silver coins.>How much would one assume that his gold chains cost?The merchant will offer 4 coins of gold for it.>Identify the itemsA: Move of The mundaneA: Wand of 4chanA: Divide of GoodA: Wand of Dispel GoodA: Mistrust of LiesHelmet of Lie DetectionRolls: 6, 11A: Triumph of EmotionsAmulet of CharismaRolls: 65, 14A: Attach of PeaceAmulet of LawRolls: 32, 61A: Delay of DeathRing of Death ResistanceRolls: 41, 25A: Expose of FriendshipShield of Protection Against BackstabbingKek can identify all of your items*Leaf ring: non magical*Wand of 4chan (2 charges): It teleports normies away in a 1 km radius*Wand of Dispel Good (3 charges): It breaks good-aligned enchantments and hurts good-aligned outsiders*Helmet of Lie Detection: +2 RS to Intuition to detect lies*Amulet of Charisma: + 1 RS to CharismaAmulet of Law: + 1 RS to resistance against chaos*Ring of Death Resistance: + 1 RS to resistance against death energy spells*Shield of Protection Against Backstabbing: +2 RS protection against backstabbingSHOPknife = 2 copperstaff = 2 copperscimitar = 2 silverhammer = 15 copperrapier = 3 silversaber = 4 silverbattle axe = 5 silverbroadsword = 5 silverkatana = 2 goldDemon-banishing sword = 5 goldsturdy gloves = 2 coppergauntlets = 3 copperthick cloak = 7 copperleather armor = 2 silverkettle helm and coif, steel = 3 silverbrigantine = 4 silverscale mail = 7 silverchain mail = 2 goldHeavy Shield +1 = 14 goldDemon-bane sword = 29 goldUndead-bane sword = 29 goldWand of Corruption (10 charges) = 54 goldRing of Protection Against Enchantment = 114 goldArmor of Law = 286 goldRing of Protection Against Psionics = 315 goldDagger of Pain = 572 gold"The Dagger of Pain is a rare artifact, a soul-remnant of a red dragon slain by the Frostborn of the Forsaken Reaches. Enchanted with the darkest magic, the blade's inherent lust for death can drive its wielder to slaughter the innocent and punish the righteous.">Ari gains the Spellcasting skill: Willpower rank>She's currently unable to cast spells as her thoughts are strictly emotional
>>3947913>>3951587Linking Mark's sheet.
Rolled 57, 44, 82, 26, 4, 11, 70, 19, 60, 73, 81, 20, 8, 30, 25, 15, 66, 74, 95, 5 = 865 (20d100)>>3951946"Clara, let's not antagonize the local law enforcement." I advise, worried our entire familia could get in trouble from that. Unfortunately no matter how I look at it, another class change is too risky if it brings one of those angels here. As uncomfortable as I am being a demonologist, I think I'll have to stick with it... Nope, can't do it. "Kek, please remove the blessing of the Demonologist class. I'll just go without a class if changing again will get me in trouble. Maybe there's a way to learn magic normally, but regardless there's too many things I'm uncomfortable with about being a Demonologist. Between needing to spill my own blood and enslaving another being to my will, it just doesn't sit right with me." I explain with a sigh. Hopefully I could find some trainers in this city for combat and/or magic while I try to shop for the wand, slippers, and magnifying glass. Once my class is removed, I head back into town to try and shop for Clara's suggestions as well as ask about for any training available.
>>395194024 rations12 torches58 daggers4 rope darts8 pitons1 brace600ft of rope4 backpacksA razor and mirror (Shaving has been rough.)I happily discuss philosophy and the virtues of the harlequin aesthetic with Loki, and I was just about to mention my shy younger brother before this retarded triangle elemental starts screeching.I mentally brace myself for an agonizing conversation with an insufferable lawfag."You are mistaken Elohiem, my brother has committed no crime, as he lacks the ability to violate the divine mandate and does not possess a cheat of his own."Do I get Fighting skill with my class? I've done well in combat thus far. Owen is actually my brother and is close enough to me to have the same id at times. He told me he's not talking much because he's new.
Rolled 30, 53, 19, 89, 61, 32, 66, 74, 54, 39, 100, 51, 2, 64, 69, 62, 22, 66, 84, 39 = 1076 (20d100)>>3952062
Rolled 97, 59, 30, 35, 84, 63, 33, 93, 35, 83 = 612 (10d100)>>3952041Uuhhh Is this thing on??
>>3952096triangle man wat do?
>>3952120Probably gonna sleep soonish, see you in the morn
>>3951485In thread #2, Wade was rather successful with his spells, until he died in a duel against a veteran sorcerer. In thread #3, Dante was even better and never failed, I think.
>>3952136Everytime I've seen a sorcerer try to fight in Mythic, it has been functionally identical to watching someone try to imagine that they're casting spells.
>>3952056Q: Does Kek understand William's decision?Odds: 50/50 (Kek's odds)Roll: 82A: NoQ: Can he find a trainer in this town, that doesn't require Adventurer's Guild membership?Odds: Very Unlikely (per previous posts)Roll: 26A: No (almost)Q: Do the girls spend their money on clothes?Odds: ?Roll: 4A: Critical YesThey spend all of their money on itQ: Do they ask for more money from William?Odds: ?Roll: 11A: YesRandom event: double digits rolled under CLRoll: 70A: PC PositiveRolls: 19, 60A: Waste of MisfortuneWaste of Misfortune = a wasted class changeActually, he can become an angelologistKek is getting really annoyed. "William, William, William. What's the issue here? How many of my wonderful gifts are you going to waste?"Clara takes a deep breath. "KEK-SAMA, I don't like this at all. How can you get mad at William-chi? Isn't he just the best human friend of ours? He's the only one who's played with me so far." She pleads, with a hint of anxiety in her voice."Hmm. Maybe you are right." Kek puts his paws on his temples, meaning that he's thinking hard. "William, if you use your blood ritual magic to summon an angel, then you could change your class from demonologist to angelologist. That would be a complete reversal of your class, but it would be completely natural. How about you give it a try?"Angelologist: A mage who studies angels and makes pacts with them. The summoning ritual is simple, you just have to draw a pentagram on the floor with scented oils, and recite a simple prayer of your choice, and an angel that matches your magic level will answer your call. Moreover, you will be able to cast generic spells related to the concept of purification.(From the rolls above, there are no trainers available to someone who doesn't have an Adventurer's Guild rank.)Meanwhile, Abigail, Catia and Aimee come back from their shopping spreed, giggling. With the money that William gave them, they bought new clothes, purses, shoes and decorative stuffed animals. Abigail mentions that she spent 10 copper on bras, 10 copper on underwear and 15 copper on makeup. Catia, who's a tomboy, got a new, shorter haircut, and she asks William if she looks good. Aimee is more efficient, and she asks William for more money, so that she can get a pedicure.Here are the costs for the items from the indoor market.Wand of electricity (10 charges): 54 goldSlippers: 2 copperMagnifying glass: 7 iron
Rolled 5, 69, 64, 87, 45, 95, 34, 18, 61, 98, 69, 84, 87, 71, 64, 20, 76, 99, 97, 82 = 1325 (20d100)>>3952159Kek being annoyed with me was, actually, completely understandable. Still, I was thankful for Clara's intervention.Angelologist, huh? Sounds goo-wait a second, if the angels of law here are terrifying jerks, then couldn't I end up with something just as bad!? Then again, Clara is a demon and is fairly kind, it's more the slave collar and needing to cut myself that I had issues with, which this class apparently avoids entirely.It's basically an aesthetic change until we get to purification magic, which would actually be useful in entirely different ways from corruption. I guess it's worth a try. As soon as I become a recognized adventurer however, I'll be working on gaining strength that's under my own power. My problem here is the same as with my last class, and the Priest class I originally considered: ultimately all my strength comes from the whims of someone else. I'll have to fix that later on.I was happy to see the girls return with smiles on their faces. After our time in Wadirma we could all use a vacation, but hearing how they had spent all their money on comforts instead of anything useful for the upcoming dungeon was... concerning.And Aimee even asked me for more money!"Unfortunately I can't really spare anything at the moment, I'm still trying to secure supplies for my new class and our trip to the dungeon. Don't want a repeat of last time where we got stuck in the dark." I explained, hoping our shared unpleasant experience of Wadirma's dungeon would convince them to focus on the task at hand.From there, I found out a wand of electricity was FIFTY-FOUR GOLD, and immediately wrote that off as something I'll never be able to buy. The slippers and magnifying glass were nice, and I also bought one extra set of clothes, two torches, and a pack for carrying more supplies myself with ease while dungeon crawling. Of course, I also bought some scented oils, and once I was back in my room (who was my roommate anyway?) I began drawing a pentagram on the floor."Okay, time to test this out." I said, taking a deep breath as I got on my knees and clasped my hands together in prayer. "I pray today to beseech the angels of this world for aid. If it is your will, please come down to earth to aid my friends and I in our endeavors, that we may return from the dungeon safely, and grow in strength and wisdom. Amen." Ultimately I figured praying to another god or goddess was a no go, as they would likely have a familia of their own in this city, but surely there was an angel of some uninvolved god, or one unaffiliated with any gods themselves, that would be willing to help out.Really, I had no idea what I was doing, but I had to try.
>>3952062>>3952074>Do I get Fighting skill with my class?Unless I've missed a post, you're still a warrior. The priestess Emiya got the armsmaster's class, but you didn't.Q: Can Chase convince the inevitable that he's innocent?Charisma: AverageDifficulty: High - 2 RS (that argument could be true, theorically) = AverageRoll: 30A: Yes"Mode: hostile. Processing gene-sharing and low ability information. Immediate termination paused." Judge Uks' head tilts left and right as he's processing the new data provided by Chase. "Mode: unfriendly. Target moved from kill list to watchlist. I'm watching you, Criminal Owen. I will be back." The Varakhut starts teleporting away. Loki quickly jumps on a whipped cream pie and throw it toward the triangle creature. It flies off and lands right in its face. "You're not welcome in this god's palace, faggot."
Rolled 96, 81, 36, 29, 31, 13, 26, 52, 25, 53, 58, 14, 89, 49, 4, 42, 95, 84, 83, 3 = 963 (20d100)I say to uks,"And what cheat do I possess?"
Also me and Chase aren't the same dude Chase is my brother that introduced me to this and I don't talk much because I don't really know what the hell I'm doing
Rolled 13, 27, 11, 11, 67, 94, 73, 97, 80, 69, 55, 8, 29, 1, 66, 13, 23, 69, 1, 80 = 887 (20d100)I say to Loki,"What the hell was that all about?."
Rolled 1, 58, 24, 74, 66, 100, 8, 62, 67, 4, 21, 44, 75, 88, 57, 1, 4, 97, 70, 8 = 929 (20d100)>>3952209"Just some schizophrenic lawdrone. Severe mental illness plauges most law elementals." >>3952197"Well that's a load of bullshit, Owen wasn't even with my batch. Well, I'm sure Shi's going to spend all night jerking it to his little geaslut, how about you give Owen his class so we can get some training done before the delve. Unless you have something else to discuss, I'll be out in the yard practicing my throws."I'm gonna go out in the yard and practice throwing my daggers at whatever detritus makes for suitable targets.
Rolled 52, 58, 36, 25, 34, 60, 64, 81, 5, 90, 5, 75, 30, 69, 58, 49, 29, 85, 13, 86 = 1004 (20d100)"Yeah I'd like to get my class so I can train a bit so im not completely useless when we do whatever we're gonna do."
>>3952191Q: Does the ritual work, even though William doesn't use blood?Odds: Very UnlikelyRoll: 5A: Critical YesInstantaneous changeQ: Does he summon a female demon?Odds: ?Roll: 64A: NoQ: DescribeRolls: 87, 45A: Work hard of IllnessA healing angelQ: Can William understand his language?Odds: ?Roll: 95A: Critical NoThe angel is mute>>3952209Q: What does Loki answer Owen?Rolls: 11, 11 (holy rolls)A: Persecute of EmotionsThe inevitables are persecuting him>>3951425Q: What class does Loki give to Owen?Rolls: 63, 71A: Ambush of A representativeAssassin>>3952232Q: Is Chase decent at throwing the daggers?Any Weapon: HighDifficulty: AverageRoll: 1A: Critical Yes>>3952191A bright light appear in the center of the pentagram. As the light rises in an oval shape, it bends over to the left to form the letter K. The angel Kustel appears, surrounded by a circle of smoke. He does not say his name, but you intuitively know it. The light slowly reaches the opening of the pentagram, passing through the angel's two wings. The angel becomes more visible and then the light disappears. He has blue, compassionate eyes and a long, flowing beard. The angel remains silent, almost in awe. Kustel slowly moves his head to the right. His wings open, revealing long, white crescent-shaped feathers. He's an angel of healing who can heal by touching the body of the wounded. Also, he has made a vow of silence, and does not speak. You feel relaxed in his presence.>>3952209>I say to Loki,"What the hell was that all about?.""Well, I thought you were a clone of Chase, I didn't realize you were actually his brother. Clones, alternate reality selves and the likes are viewed as cheats in this town. I don't care very much about it. However, what is worrysome is that as soon as I mentioned it, that law creature appeared. It shows that this trailer is bugged... We better get a new Familia house as soon as possible." He smiles wickedly. "I have a plan for that.">>3952370>Yeah I'd like to get my class so I can train a bit"Okay, I'll give you the assassin class. With this class, you will gain the the power to vanish into shadows when you want to hide. This will be very useful if the law creatures come back to harrass us more. Moreover, you will obtain new knowledge about poison which will appear in your memory instantaneously. Make good use of it.">Owen gains the skill Hide in Shadows: Average rank>Owen gains the skill Knowlege(Poison): Average rank
>>3951935I refuse to sell my potions to the alchemist. I buy 10 Daggers, 20 rations, grappling hook, 2 lamps, 10 pain killers, sturdy leather backpack, mirror, compass, and lock picks 32 pc from the adventurers shop. I give 5 daggers and 5 pain killers to Emiya. I go to a sorcerer shop with Emiya. Also please post what a sorcerer class does. You never posted the description after I picked it.
>>3952462I give one lamp to Emiya.
>>3952462>Also please post what a sorcerer class does.I missed that you had picked it. You can cast any spell that you can think of. The more powerful the spell is, the more difficult it is to cast. When you want to cast a spell, all you have to do is picture an image of the spell in your mind. This technique is called: visualization.>I go to a sorcerer shop with Emiya. The lighting changes gradually as you enter the sorcerer shop. The atmosphere is absolutely psychedelic. The ceilling is illuminated and pulsates. Your gaze is captured by a series of electric lights with rotating panels. This is the shop of a sorcerer of the electricity element.handmade neon necklace: 7 ironfluorescent skull amulet: 1 copperancient engraved ring of steel: 1 copperthunder symbol pendant: 2 coppersparkling meditation candles: 2 copperantidote: 5 silverhealing potion: 7 silverstrong healing potion: 4 goldPotion of Introspection: 4.5 goldPotion of Strength: 4.5 goldpotion of Dexterity: 5 goldPotion of Free Movement: 7 silverPotion of Defense: 7 goldPotion of Luck: 10 goldPotion of Haste: 10 goldPotion of Rage: 10 goldPotion of Resist Electricity: 4 goldArrow of Electricity: 15 copperDagger of Electricity: 33 goldWand of Electricity (10 charges): 54 gold>Shi gains the Spellcasting skill: Willpower rank
>>3952504Can I use my IQ instead of willpower for spellcasting.
>>3952504How much better is a strong healing potion than a normal healing potion.
>>3952514You're not a wizard Shi. You're going to need some actual knowledge of metamagic if you want to be an Int caster.
>>3952528What if I just use magic to become a wizard.
>>3952455"So, Kek, If I only change my class once, I won't get the law coming after me, correct? If so, Roll on the wheel again, If not, I'm going after a trainer. Or maybe Chase, he's probably better than most out there."
Rolled 39, 98, 92, 63, 48, 62, 97, 44, 27, 9, 2, 79, 41, 87, 60, 87, 18, 93, 100, 93 = 1239 (20d100)>>3952566Ie, I'm going after a trainer and if I can't find one I'm tracking down Chase and begging him to train me.
>>3952514No. Using different stats for spellcasting would be an advanced class.>>3952527*Normal healing potion heals 1 point of damage*Strong healing potion heals all damageAnd you basically have 2-3 HP in the Mythic system.>>3952556That's possible. But if the difficulty of the spell is high, your chance of getting a critical fail is higher than getting a success. I'm sure there are countless other ways to break the rules. William changed his class from demonologist to angelologist by getting a beneficial random event.
Rolled 71, 53, 17, 98, 49, 62, 13, 78, 24, 48, 73, 59, 69, 76, 89, 36, 53, 56, 6, 44 = 1074 (20d100)>>3952455From my last post:>The slippers and magnifying glass were nice, and I also bought one extra set of clothes, two torches, and a pack for carrying more supplies myself with ease while dungeon crawling. Of course, I also bought some scented oils,How much did that all cost?Amazed that it worked so well the first time, I'm silent for a moment before quickly getting to my feet and giving a bow."Thank you for answering my call for help, Kustel," I say, rising back up from the bow before continuing, "your healing magic will definitely come in handy. Abigail is a priest of Aphrodite, but I'm not sure what her powers are yet, and if she lost focus in the middle of a fight..." I trailed off, "I'll be relying on you to help keep them and myself alive. Oh! I know you took an oath of silence, but can you read and write? If you have any requests for equipment let me know, or if you answered my summons on accident, let me know that too. I don't want to force anyone here against their will." I explain, looking for materials Kustel could use to write with. Remembering my actual class was 'Demonologist', I was wary about accidentally doing the same to angels as I was supposedly able to do to demons, that is, binding them to my will without their consent. The last thing I wanted was to be like Luqman and his gang.
>>3952582Can I drink more than one potion at a time.
>>3952603I would assume you COULD, but not that you SHOULD.
Rolled 59, 75, 77, 89, 47, 42, 70, 71, 14, 19, 7, 78, 62, 21, 15, 89, 6, 80, 44, 43 = 1008 (20d100)I say to Loki,"I don't appear to have any poisons on me so I might need to go shopping but I seem to have left my wallet in the other dimension or whatever."
After shopping's done, let's circle the wagons and prepare for team Loki's first delve.
>>3952504I buy 10 potions of healing. I then go the armourer with Emiya.
>>3952566Q: So, Kek, If I only change my class once, I won't get the law coming after me, correct?Odds: ?Roll: 39A: CorrectQ: Roll for new classRolls: 98, 92A: Overthrow of AnimalsBeastmasterQ: Roll for animal companionRolls: 63, 48A: Ambush of SuccessAn ambush predatorFirst pic I see is leopard cat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambush_predatorQ: Do the creatures of law attack? (As Kek's answers don't seem very reliable, I roll for it anyway)Odds: Very UnlikelyRoll: 62A: No>"So, Kek, If I only change my class once, I won't get the law coming after me, correct?""Yeah, you're fine, don't worry, my child."Jackson rolls the wheel. The tension is so high that everyone in the room is gasping for air."Congratulations, Jackson! You are now a beastmaster. You get a leopard cat as companion, as well as the Wild Empathy skill, and the ability to speak with all cats."A leopard cat appears in the room. Its spotted fur is eerily bright with flecks of pink and white. Its ears are sagged. The little creature is an extremely fierce predator. When it attacks it tears through thick forest and farmland, devouring all mice in its path. It used to live in a bush for shelter, before Kek teleported it. Nyah.>Animal companion gained: leopard cat>Cat language skill gained: rank Average>Wild Empathy skill gained: rank Average
>>3952670Ey OP can I ask when i would be joining?
>>3952670Pat Larry, as that is now his name, ask if I can learn other animal languages, and also where a place I could earn some money might be, either menial labor, woodworking, or, of course, a pet shop or something of the sort.Also, Larry, what's your opinion on dogs?
>>3952681You're already here nigga.
>>3952635We're gonna be offing eachother befire we enter the dungeon.
Rolled 42, 2, 63, 61, 17, 23, 1, 17, 56, 78, 96, 90, 97, 61, 8, 97, 79, 3, 46, 15 = 952 (20d100)>>3952682Also, ask if there is someone I could learn combat from, as although I may have the very basics and 3 no holds barred spars under my belt, that's not enough to survive.
>>3952670OP can we reroll the class loki gives us.
>>3952691If I don't reroll can I pick an advance magic class.
>>3952707You're not going to finangal your way into an Int caster Shi, you already got a class and I don't want anymore wannabe modrons showing up. Abide your shittyness and move on.
Rolled 59, 65, 82, 33, 18, 13, 76, 45, 14, 3 = 408 (10d100)>>3952683>>3952670Um I look at where I am and try using my cheats if it still works in this realm
I have to go to bed so I can't post answers anymore for today. I'm in the GMT time zone.The Familia War >>3947911 will begin tomorrow, so make sure to choose your class and describe what items you want to buy. In Devapura you can mostly find anything and I'll tell you how much it costs. I suggest that you help your team mates out if possible, because if they suck or drop out, you're in trouble.>>3952681You're in the game. Either you're still in the central plaza waiting for a god to pick you, or in Loki's trailer. Your choice.>>3952603If you mean, drinking them in the same action post, you can. There are no rounds in Mythic. If you mean mixing potions together, you can too but we'll roll to see what happens.>>3952691>>3952707You can reroll but it's risky. Jackson just replaced his Fortune-Teller class with Beastmaster >>3952670. You can only choose one of the 4 basic classes or let Loki pick an advanced class for you. You can't choose specifically an advanced magic class.
>>3952690Ah ha, critical successes and failures both in abundance.
>>3951940Hey Loki I know Ive been silent for this long can I get sum classes too? Your pick obviously but can it be some range dweeb class sort of thing or the kind where i dont do anything thanks I beam a smile at the guy while saying this. Sorry for not seeing this post OP just woke up. You can use my roll here >>3952734
Rolled 90, 47, 21, 79, 77, 53, 12, 44, 46, 79, 97, 69, 95, 77, 71, 39, 71, 65, 17, 64 = 1213 (20d100)>>3952744I tell Emiya to ask Loki for a new class because Armsmaster doesn't suit her.>Rolling for her new class
Rolled 29, 75, 72, 58, 71, 52, 85, 42, 19, 2, 45, 21, 77, 19, 9, 99, 1, 91, 2, 20 = 889 (20d100)I go out onto the streets and become a prostitute for money
It seems that time keeps getting away from me. It’s a good thing I’m playing this game my way or I’d be in some deep shit.
>>3952763I can give you some tits if you want.
>>3952744If we're starting with a big bout, I say we trade some of Mark's weapons for some armor. Things are very squishy in Mythic.
>>3952765You better pay attention when the fight starts.
>>3952818I don’t intend to be anywhere near it. You geniuses can engage in your ultimate fighter showdown complete with swords and magic missiles all you like. I have better things to do than needlessly dashing myself against the rocks.
>>3952836We do these things, not because they are easy, but because they make my dick hard.
>>3952836It's called gambling you gotta take risks if you wanna succeed in life.
>>3952841You’re really going to allow Shi Nye the Science guy to drag you into a pointless fight with no protest, not even a spark of hesitation? On a tactical standpoint you do have the advantage, you have more money and resources than the other side and for all I know it may be an outright slaughter. From a gameplay and narrative perspective however, doing so would only devolve the thread. Once most of the sentient players are out what are you going to do? By that point you can either blaze through the dungeon or get killed in it. With this setting’s extremely limited scope and scale there won’t be much to do if you mindlessly stick to the script.
>>3952858It’s not gambling if the outcome is well known. Barring several horrible rolls (which I know won’t happen to any of you) you’ll reduce your enemies to cadavers within a hour or two in-game.
>>3952860I agree that this plot is pretty damn lame but sometimes you're just not playing for an engaging story.Sometimes you play for that very particular flavor of erotic roleplay wherein you penetrate several naive young children in front of a giant crowd of people.
>>3952867Oi aren't we going to be their enemies? (I mean, Ari is at least, right? I get you managed to loophole out of it) why you telling them they're gonna kill all of us? Don't you want Ari to live?
>>3952879Well, barring magical intervention, people die when they are killed William.
>>3952879If it makes you feel she will become my zombie sex slave after I've bleached her insides.
>>3952883I don't remember whether or not we are in the same Familia, but I will forcibly introduce you to the sharp side of my axe and feed you to Larry If I catch you doing as such no matter whose side you're on.
>>3952883You don't have to be so brusque about it Shi; it's extremely uncouth.
>>3952888We'll see about that. I doubt you and your pussy will lay so much as a finger on me before you are set on fire both inside and out.
>>3952896Effective spellcasting, in my Mythic? It's less likely than you think.
>>3952902OP said spell casting has been very effective in his quest. So I doubt i'll have to much trouble especially with my luck.
>>3952903Whatever you say Mr. Average Will. That said, I'm sorry team Kek but if there's no resurrection safety net Ari is going to have to say arrivederci when it's time to fight.
>>3952878I doubt you’ll be doing any of that, Dave. I don’t need a sprawling, intricate story but if you follow Shi’s lead this whole thing will become a slog with extra grind at a very slow pace.>>3952879If she dies, she dies. In all seriousness I’ll try to keep her out of the massacre as best as possible but I don’t control her. She’s very likely to heed my warnings but we’ll see what happens. As for the fight itself William, you’re at a huge disadvantage. In a straight up fight one member of the Loki crew is worth at least 1-3 members of the Kek squad. They have better weapons, proper armor, and magic on their side. You’re pretty much the mvp given your angel summoning skills. A summon killed off Wade fairly easily so if you can pick off a few of their number (preferably in an enclosed space) you might give as good as you get. Tactics aside, things aren’t looking good for you in any tangible facet of battle aside from the numbers advantage.
OP can I use wisdom for casting. Visualization is more about your wisdom than willpower. To properly visualize somthing you need to be have the knowledge and experience to think of somthing vivid and detailed these are qualties of wisdom. Willpower is about controlling and restraing one's self which is the antithesis of the vivid imagination need for visualization. Thus I think you should let me use wisdom instead of willpower for casting.
>>3952896I certainly doubt you can cast a spell once an angry cat is turning your face to hamburger
>>3952910If I were following Who's lead I would be robbing convenience stores and publishing prizewinning research papers.I'm a person that genuinely enjoys fighting, and even if most of Kek's team are total pushovers there are a few things worth killing. Not to mention angels. Fucking angels. I would never pass up an opportunity to kill some of those pricks.
>>3952919>>3952920Jackson has the reason it's Will right here. You have to hold a complex spell pattern in your mind while in the midst of a deadly brawl to the death. It's about retaining composure and exerting your will on the world. Anyone can imagine a fireball, it takes willpower to make one real.
>>3952920I doubt you pussy can scratch me when it's limbs are torn off and then reattached by force.
>>3952929Start small, think Forcebolt, or Ray of Frost.
>>3952798>>3952802Uuuuh trade? Ow shit am I a shopkeeper now?
Which one of guys want to drink the potions of small change.
>>3952910Dang. All I wanted was to have comfy fantasy adventures. I didn't want to get enslaved in a desert and have to kill people, only to get stuck in a dungeon then teleported to a city where I'm going to have to kill or be killed by other people.Kek's an asshole.
>>3952937Well, you have a ton of high quality weapons and no armor, it makes sense to go trade up some of the excess so we can have armor. Armor is supposedly really good, and I'd rather not walk into the Arena or Dungeon wearing a blue hoodie and jeans.
>>3952670I ask Loki to identify my potions and powders.
>>3952941Chaos gods aren't the nicest people.
>>3952744Just a question, Kek said that he hopes to never be involved in a familia war, so I'm confused as to why one is going to happen tomorrow, especially considering that there hasn't been any real interfaction conflict. I thought we would start with dungeon shit and then escalate if conflict occurred later on.I'm sorry to say but this fight is going to be an absolute massacre in our current state. I think we should have some PvE before team Kek get's thrown into the meatgrinder like a newly formed Planetary Defense Force.
>>3952964Team kek has numbers i think the teams are fairly balanced. We should just start the fight after everyone has gotten their gear.
>>3952944You're wearing some winter clothes, dude.
>>3952925Well, have your fun. I would be cautious around the angels however. I doubt you leave a one on one fight with them unscathed or even in one piece.>>3952941I wasn’t on board with this either. In fact I think only Anonknight outright approved of this change and he didn’t really have a strong opinion on the matter.
>>3952970Numbers is a bit of a tenuous advantage in Mythic, as there's not a standardized action economy and people can go down very easily.>>3952972I'm not going to wear arctic slushwading gear into a gladiatorial deathmatch. We still have the clothes we died in.
>>3952981Yup, and I promptly died from excitement after winning a series of duels. you presumably had a heart attack.Goodnight everyone, except for you Shi, you degenerate.
>>3952995What are you going on about Jackson? We all died together in a freak combine harvester accident.
>>3952995Oh, you mean the other quest, we're actually on loan for a bit while our usual Chaos Frog Demiurge is busy.
I'm so dead
>>3953110Just drink my small changing potions and you might survive. I'll give them to you for free.
Im probably just gonna sneak around everywhere and sling random poisons at the enemy
>>3953113Don't give drugs to my little brother, Shi.
>>3953143Plenty of drugs have postive effects. Don't insult them all just because a few can kill you.
>>3953151Nice try, but I'm still not letting you give Owen mutagenic elixers.
>>3953153I prefer to call them itty bitty gentic changies.
>>3953159Is that what the kids are calling them these days?
>>3953172It's like a cotton candy vape except somtimes good for you.
>>3953175Shi, I can respect the risky playstyle mutations offer but it's irresponsible to to treat your body like a Nethack character.
>>3953183Well if can't pump your brother full of drugs i'll just have to give to Emiya.
>>3953196Are those approved for animal testing?
Rolled 56, 7, 38, 45, 20, 69, 4, 36, 34, 66, 64, 57, 78, 96, 6, 100, 34, 48, 50, 64 = 972 (20d100)I go up to Emiya and say "I have these small changing potions. That are likely to cause postive, or neutral effects, and unlikey to cause harmful effects. We're gonna need to be a lot stronger for our trip so you should take 2." Rolling to see if Emiya does the drugs and the effects they have on her.
>>3953212That's animal abuse Shi. That poor poor sow.
>>3953221You tried to fuck a literal dog girl before so don't give me that shit.
>>3953231Izumo is a human with some animal traits, Mashita is a cockbrained sow that happens to possess a human body.
>>3953246You're just salty you couldn't get laid.
OP what counts as a powerful spell. Like if I were to cast a dnd level one spell would they all be on the same rank of difficulty to cast.
>>3953255Corporate espionage notwithstanding, the implication that I give a shit about your meatdrone is ridiculous. I prefer to get laid on merits other than invasive geases.
>>3953269My pickup line was a critical success and so was her acceptance. I would have banged the preistess with or without my cheat.
I'm going to bed.
All right, I'm processing the posts.
>>3953461On fucking punchcards apparently.
>>3951449Q: Roll for Anon's class?Rolls: 30, 45A: Break of Illnesspriest>>3952590Q: Can you read and write?Odds: ?Roll: 17A: YesQ: Is he allowed to write?Odds: ?Roll: 98A: Critical No>>3952633Q: Does Loki have a poison collection?Odds: LikelyRoll: 77A: NoQ: Did Loki collect poison from "The Punishment of Loki"?Odds: ?Roll: 89A: NoQ: Roll for poison informationKnowledge(Poison): AverageDifficulty: Low (basic poison)Roll: 59A: Success>>3952690Q: Can Kek answer his questions?Odds: 50/50Roll: 63A: NoQ: Can Larry answer his questions?Odds: ?Roll: 61A: NoQ: Does Larry like dogs?Odds: ?Roll: 17A: YesQ: Does Kek like the idea of a pet shop?Odds: 50/50Roll: 23A: Yes>>3952734Q: Can Mark use his cheats?Odds: No WayRoll: 59A: NoQ: What class does Loki give Mark?Rolls: 82, 33A: Activity of LiesCon Artist
>>3952758Q: Rolling for her new classRolls: 21, 79A: Release of VehicleRolls: 77, 53A: Deceive of HomeRelease vehicles of their treasures and rob homes: thiefQ: Does the class change attract an inevitable?Odds: Very UnlikelyRoll: 90 (1st roll)A: Critical No>>3952763Q: Is Owen successful in his new profession?Beauty: MinusculeDifficulty: HighRoll: 29A: NoQ: Does he attract attention from Ishtar's Familia for stealing her turf?Odds: ?Roll: 72A: No>>3953212Rolling for potionsRolls: 38, 45A: Inform of IllnessPotion of Cure IllnessRolls: 20, 69A: Truce of WoundsPotion of HealingRolls: 4, 36A: Fight of BureaucracyPotion of Resist LawRolls: 34, 66A: Lie of FearsPotion of Resist FearRolls: 57, 78Q: Does the powder regenerate mana?Odds: ?Roll: 96A: Critical NoRolls: 6, 100A: Triumph of InformationPowder of Detect InvisibilityQ: Does Emiya drink the potion?Odds: ?Roll: 7 (2nd roll)A: Critical Yes
>>3951449My apologies, I had missed your post.You will be a priest, a champion of a deity of your choice (by default: Kek).>>3952590>How much did that all cost?One set of clothes = 5 copperTwo torches = 2 ironPack = 8 copperScented oil flask (lavender) = 3 copperScented oil flask (peppermint) = 2 copper>Can you read and write?He doesn't answer, but he put his hand on your shoulders. Energy flows through you, and you feel the energy coalesce from within. Your mind is flooded with a strong, healthy energy. Your eyes open wide as the corruption of your previous class leaves your body.>>3952633Loki hands you a rusty dagger and a small vial of poison. "I'm not rolling on money myself. Use those precious items wisely."Knowledge(Poison): You sniff the vial of poison and identify it as a basic, low-grade poison but still dangerous. Use Caution. Apply this poison on your blade or through your opponent's orifices and it will paralyze them for a short period of time. It's a mix of curare and deadly spider venom.>>3952682>Ask if I can learn other animal languagesNeither Kek nor Larry knows. But it's likely that you can speak the dog language due to your affinity with them. You would have to find one to know for certain.>Also, ask if there is someone I could learn combat fromKek doesn't know and doesn't care about this subject.>Where a place I could earn some moneyKek doesn't know very much about menial labor or other earthly topics either. He says that the best place to earn some quick money is the Danjon. However, the concept of a pet shop catches his interest. He says that the Familia should run an animal shelter specifically for frogs, wolves (Ari) and cats (Larry).>Also, Larry, what's your opinion on dogs?Larry has a strong Italian accent and he rolls the R's when speaking. "I like all animals. I only attack and eat them when I'm hungry. If you give me milk everyday, I'll be very happy-nya.">>3952734>I am and try using my cheats if it still worksYour cheats do not work inside of this city.>Hey Loki I know Ive been silent for this long can I get sum classes too?"Yes, I give you the Con Artist class. This is a class where you don't do anything except scam others out of their money. If your party members complain, you can just scam them repeatedly until they forget about it. I think that it will suit you very well. Needless to say, it's also part of my own skill set."
>>3952758Loki takes Emiya's clown nose and throws it on the floor, in a fit of anger. "I gave you a clown nose, a symbol of fun and impermanence. I gave you a good advanced class, and you rejected. You rejected the blessing of a god, no less. I feel degraded. Don't think I'm taking this lightly. This time, you will be a simple thief.""Sorry... I didn't mean to offend you. It's just that I'm just more or less... scared of fighting." Emiya blushes, leaning back. "I'm sorry.">>3952763>I go out onto the streets and become a prostitute for moneyHis potential customers all look like cheap, poorly dressed loser clods. Despite this, he's not successful working as a prostitute because he just doesn't have what it takes.>>3952919>Visualization is more about your wisdom than willpower. Chase answered well.>I ask Loki to identify my potions and powders.Potion of Cure Illness: One piss-yellow and sizzling potion that feels almost boiling through the dark-tinted glassPotion of Resist Fear: Two purple and syrupy potions that seem to be much closer to jello than any waterPotion of Resist Law: Two small potions that change heat and colour every second, hidden behind the restPowder of Detect Invisibility: Two small, brown bags filled with pouches of a shimmering, multicoloured powderPotion of Healing: One green and bubbling potion that seem to warm his hand through the glassPotion of Cure Illness: cures all illnesses that are not supernatural in naturePotion of Resist Fear: + 2 RS to resist fear, lasts one hourPotion of Resist Law: : + 2 RS to resist law, lasts one hourPowder of Detect Invisibility: invisible opponents are detected in a 20' radiusPotion of Healing: heals 1 RS of damage>>3953212Emiya gladly drinks the Potion of Resist Law because anything that you gift to her is a treasure.
>>3949176>AnonKnight gains the "Spellcasting" skill: Wisdom rank>>3948096>William gains the Strength "Angel Summoning">William gains the Skill "Purification Magic" with a rank equal to his Willpower score>>3951587>Mark's Charisma boosted to High>Mark gains the skill Con Artist: rank Average>Mark gains the skill Bluff: rank Average>>3949531>Emiya's Agility and Dexterity boosted to Above Average>Emiya gains the Stealth, Sleight of Hand and Lockpicking skills: Average rank>>3948980Jackson>Animal companion gained: leopard cat>Cat language skill gained: rank Average>Wild Empathy skill gained: rank Average
The crowd inside of Ganesha's Colosseum is hysterical, screaming, cheering, crying, clapping, banging pots and pans. The crowd reaches a frenzy at the sight of 3,500 Vedic soldiers dressed in full armor: the elite army of Ganesha, the elephant god. At the moment, everyone is drunk on wine and soma. The pagan gods are sitting there laughing, drinking out of crystal cups, and conversing with the young warriors, waiting for the next battle. Behind them, the music is slowly getting louder. Suddenly, dozen of people appear in the middle of the arena, confused, unprepared. Some of them were still shopping, others were napping or working in the streets. Those are the players who have been caught in the schemes of the frog gods Kek and Loki, who hold a Familia War on a monthly basis just for fun. In a Familia War, the loser must give to the winner anything that they request. Sometimes, this is deadly for the gods, and they are sent back to Heaven. However, this is also the major form of entertainment in the city of Devapura. You are to slaughter the other team, until only one team remains.Rules:1) Teleportation in and out of the arena is blocked2) If the participants take too long to kill each other, monsters will be summoned inside of the arena3) The arena might be configured with other magical properties, which are up to the participants to discoverTEAM KEKAri, thief-sorcererWilliam, angelologistAbigail, priestessCatia, fighterAimee, fighterKustel, angel of healingJackson, beastmasterLarry, leopard catAnon, priestTEAM LOKIShi, sorcererEmiya, priestess-thiefChase, warriorOwen, assassinMark, con artist
Rolled 65, 96, 100, 17, 19, 81, 97, 4, 58, 12, 16, 49, 15, 95, 69, 98, 20, 24, 4, 87 = 1026 (20d100)After paying for the rope darts and heading out, I arrive at a blacksmith’s shop. I approach the smith and ask him about the relationship between materials and enchantments. I ask him if there are any particular metals which magic works well with and how mixing said metals with more mundane ones would affect the results. Finally, I ask him how much it would cost to coat a weapon in any specific material.
>>3953523I never even got a lockpicking boost for my class. I’ve been more or less unintentionally sandbagging this whole time. I’m working on rectifying this issue entirely but that boost would be appreciated.
Rolled 74, 12, 91, 30, 60, 44, 35, 95, 77, 20, 74, 69, 36, 64, 98, 56, 63, 91, 62, 59 = 1210 (20d100)I go and hide inside Chase's Shadow and follow him around
>>3953524“Jesus Christ thats a lot of people on their side”I wave my artifact sword menacingly hoping the fear to anger effect might scare the other teams players away“Scram asshats! Also toss me dem gold coins and your stuff because I told you so, might help me decide not to chop you in half”
>>3953524How are we positioned? Just in a two opposing mobs? In any sense, I'll form a line with Mark to protect the casters, and assume a defensive stance. I will counter attack anything that gets close.
Rolled 67, 3, 88, 67, 40, 46, 92, 86, 91, 4, 82, 87, 77, 81, 29, 81, 98, 76, 32, 41 = 1268 (20d100)>>3953531
>>3953531I think Im gonna die tho, I mean i dont even have armor fuck, here is me hoping they just drop their stuff and run
Rolled 38, 75, 23, 15, 65, 1, 39, 4, 57, 11, 4, 91, 6, 62, 30, 66, 47, 3, 52, 37 = 726 (20d100)>>3953530Fack heres my roll
>>3953534Stand and deliver brother, they have casters that can't cast and fighters that can't fight. Their heavy hitter is a fucking leopard, the weakest of all predatory felines.
>>3953527That's because you got the obsolete version with Hide in Shadows. You were the first thief of the world. I'm thinking about using a point system so that the players can choose in which class-related skills they put points in. There's a Mythic chapter dedicated to it. The gods will allow a reroll after the War. Quickly pledge your allegiance to Kek, jump in the arena, and you could benefit from it too.>>3953531Yes, just two opposing mobs.
>>3953283When you wake up, I recommend charging your spells so they're more reliable.
Rolled 50, 64, 25, 26, 83, 30, 32, 16, 19, 100, 85, 84, 25, 97, 94, 67, 35, 32, 86, 31 = 1081 (20d100)>>3953521Huh, damn, I have no idea what was wrong with me before, but that healing was awesome, I feel refreshed and ready to take on the world!"Okay, I'll get the girls, and we'll hit the dungeons!" I say, when suddenly I find myself standing in one side of a giant arena.>>3953524Oh, it's a familia war, now I'm expected to kill people in another god's familia, because... Kek finds it fun? Wasn't he going on about wanting to avoid this earlier? This doesn't make any- oh wait. Kek lied, didn't he?Well, if I get out of here, the first thing I'm doing is getting the fuck out of Kek's familia, my only regret is that it won't really hurt Kek in any way, and I'd really like to punch him in the face right now.Well, maybe the other team is as reluctant to fight as I am->“Scram asshats! Also toss me dem gold coins and your stuff because I told you so, might help me decide not to chop you in half”Okay, negotiating seems off the table."As much as I'd love not to be here, it doesn't seem like we can choose to leave. I'm really sorry that we have to fight!" I say to the opposing team. These people aren't Luqman and his gang, they haven't done anything to offend me, but..."I really hate this, but it's kill or be killed right now. Abigail, work with Kustel on healing and support, Catia, Aimee, I switched my class so I can't fight as well as you two anymore, but if you'll take the front line I'll join you anyway." I say, unsheathing my Scimitar. I couldn't think of any offensive use for purification magic off the top of my head, which meant random sword swinging was gonna have to work. "Ari, and the rest of you I never got to talk to, I trust you all know what you're doing. Good luck!" I say to my teammates as I move forward to at least be a threatening distraction and do my best to survive.
Rolled 65, 50, 25, 18, 54, 55, 19, 72, 55, 91, 88, 3, 100, 78, 81, 96, 3, 95, 17, 98 = 1163 (20d100)I tap Mark on the shoulder and ask,"Hey bro could I use one or two of those daggers?"
>>3953540I can understand where your coming from, but being able to break into homes without having to fling yourself through a window like a cannonball sounds like pretty standard facet in a rouge skill set. Like I said before, I’m already working on a work around and I certainly wouldn’t this gore festivalsimply to gain a standard thief skill that can be emulated, developed, or delegated to someone else.
I'll toss a dagger at Will, before resuming my stance with my sword.He seems like someone they would be upset to see stabbed.
>>3953548Im an armory at this point, have fun and go wild.>>3953547“Ugh, just drop your weapons and let us kill you in peace, you’re gonna get resurrected after the match anyway”I whisper to Owen “Thats how it works right?”
Rolled 33, 40, 35, 23, 82, 94, 99, 51, 21, 66, 88, 90, 36, 44, 1, 34, 41, 67, 52, 32 = 1029 (20d100)I shrug,"I sure as hell hope so."
I grab two daggers and pour half the vial of poison on each
>>3953571>>3953555Also team wtf they have a fucking angel on their team, someone should banish that guy for real. I call nerf on that move Angel dude
Rolled 67, 15, 78, 41, 58, 88, 57, 29, 2, 84, 95, 95, 37, 73, 8, 64, 50, 79, 39, 81 = 1140 (20d100)>>3953540“Your Holiness Kustel, this is a fight between mortals not of your kin nor does this squabble earn you any honor. I hope you find it in you to be fair and just as the virtues taken by your people. In any case, if you do stay loyal to that blasphemer who fettered tour wings for his own whims. Please do resurrect us back as we are only pawns in a larger game. Hope you choose and choose well.
>>3953582If Shi wakes up he's welcome to try.
So are we waiting for more people before we advance the combat? It's going to take forever if we need everyone present for every update.
>>3953632I won't wait for everyone. If they are not present, I will roll for their actions.
>>3952964>I think we should have some PvE before team Kek get's thrown into the meatgrinderI would agree. However, the reason that I came up with the concept of Familia War is to make the number of players manageable. QM Frog burnt out because he couldn't keep up with the posts. I know my own limit is 3-4 players. With a war, it drops the number of players but still gives a chance to everyone.This is a one shot to test out a multiplayer game that doesn't drive the QM crazy. The simplest setting: one town, one dungeon. The good news is that I set the bar so low, and even held a twerk challenge, that anyone could do a better job as a QM. The losing team could make their own thread.Ideally, players could jump from thread to thread with their inventory and NPCs. It means that when a QM disappears, yes, you might lose narrative continuity, but not the efforts you invested into your character. From what I'm reading in /qtg/, disappearing QMs are a recurrent problem. Also, since Mythic is improvised except for the intro, it means that we can have one thread with multiple QMs. If anyone want to try out co-QMing, you can QM in this thread, I don't mind. Just make a post to notify me which posts you're going to handle before you write, so that we don't both respond at the same time. And that doesn't mean handling items to your own character, but giving it a genuine try.
>>3953632It will take a long time regardless, right now it’s a 9 vs 5 fight. Unless Wux wants to do it the quick and dirty way and just nuke on side within a few turns, this is going to take at least today and tomorrow to get it done. We only have about 4 hours left as it is as far as processing rolls and narrating the outcome goes.
>>3953645Ah, so you intend to thin the herd with some wholesale slaughter. That's one way to do player slots I guess.
>>3953653That was his plan the entire time man, it was pretty obvious. You and Shi need to drop those IQ stats down to average, maybe above average in your case.
>>3953667Has it ever occurred to you that I enjoy this despite the fact that it was engineered to kill me? Sometimes you just have to acknowledge the trap and walk in anyways.
>>3953529Q: Can Owen hide inside Chase's shadow?Hide in Shadows: AverageRoll: 74A: No>>3953536(Mark's sword: Trick Fears, a bastard sword that turns the fear of its wielder into hate)Q: Can Mark scare anyone from the opposing team?Rolling for the characters with low WillpowerCharisma: High (boosted from new class)Difficulty: Ari (weak), Abigail (weak), Catia (weak), Aimee (weak) , Jackson (below average), Larry (unknown) + 3 RS = Average x4, High, ExceptionalRolls: 38, 75, 23, 15, 65, 1A: Yes, Yes, Yes, Critical Yes, Yes, Critical YesThe character who are scared will suffer a -1 RS penalty, those who are critically scared are frozen in fear (Aimee and Larry)Q: Can Mark make them drop their weapon?Odds: ?Roll: 39, 4, 57, 11, 4, 91A: Yes, Critical Yes, No, Yes, Critical Yes, Critical No(Ari, Abigail, Aimee, Jackson drop their weapon, if any)>>3953567Q: Can Owen apply the poison properly?Knowledge(Poison): AverageDifficulty: MinusculeRoll: 33A: Yes>>3953584Q: Can Mark con His Holiness into not interfering?Con Artist: AverageDifficulty: Unknown (the angel's personality is unknown)Roll: 67A: No>>3953533Q: Can Chase hit William with his dagger?Any Weapon: HighDifficulty: Average + 2 RS (estimated range)Roll: 67A: NoQ: Is William the favorite of the crowd?Odds: ?Roll: 3A: Critical Yes[/quote]
William, known as "Throat Cutter" for the countless desert bandits he has slain, moves forward. He's a man who has survived the oasis, who has endured mental and physical torture, who has attempted to escape this hell by crossing the desert himself several times before. Following his example, Abigail and Aimee brandish their scimitars.Mark waves Trick Fears, the artefact sword, menacingly. “Scram asshats! Also toss me dem gold coins and your stuff because I told you so, might help me decide not to chop you in half. Just drop your weapons and let us kill you in peace.”It instills fear within Kek Familia's ranks, who were forming a hesitant offensive line behind their alpha male. They are all reminded about the reality of this situation. That they are in an arena, with nearly 100,000 spectators who are waiting for them to die in the most gruesome way possible. In front of them, they don't have an amateur, they have a seasoned warrior who has in his hands a powerful weapon.>Your Holiness Kustel, this is a fight between mortals not of your kin nor does this squabble earn you any honor. I hope you find it in you to be fair and just as the virtues taken by your people. In any case, if you do stay loyal to that blasphemer who fettered tour wings for his own whims. Please do resurrect us back as we are only pawns in a larger game. Hope you choose and choose well.His Holiness Kustel is mute and does not flinch.Aimee is frozen in fear. She can't even hold her weapon in her hand and let it drop on the floor. Larry hides behind Jackson's shadow; he's but a shaken, traumatised kitten. The fear is contagious, and Ari, Abigail, and Jackson are all feeling shaken too. There's no escape. Any attempt to escape will result in their death.Only the Throat Cutter is unaffected. Chase throws a dagger at him, but it doesn't even penetrate his target's aura of purity. You would need more than this toothpick to hurt the legendary warrior. The real fight is only about to begin. The crowd scands "Throat Cutter! Throat Cutter!" Kek's cavernous voice covers all. "WILLIAM. USE THE FORCE OF CHAOS. YOU CAN WIN."Owen tries to hide inside of Chase's shadow. He channels the adrenalin rush caused by this battle, but it's not that easy to concentrate with all that noise. He changes his strategy and takes daggers from Mark, which he professionally coats with poison, yet a bit nervous because it could be deadly for him, too. His moves are accurate; this represents years of experience as an assassin.
>>3953525Q: Do materials and enchantments have a relationship?Odds: ?Roll: 100A: Critical NoAnything can receive an enchantmentQ: Is it expensive to coat a weapon in any specific material?Odds: ?Roll: 17A: YesThe blacksmith shop is large and well-constructed. Every square inch of its walls is lined with ironwork, and a double decked fireplace supplies a single large space. One of the tallest timber slats supports a chimney used for holding hot pots. The blacksmith is a formal and dignified man, well known in the community for his iron work. He answers your question the best he can."Materials and enchantments usually do not have any relationship. The power of an enchantment comes from the spellcaster, not the object. Of course, there are a few exceptions. Magisteel ore is such exception and is prized by blacksmiths, because the strength of the enchantment depends not on sorcery, but on the skills of the blacksmith. Mixing magisteel with mundane metal would ruin it. Mithril is another type of ore that is prized. If you want me to coat a weapon, it would be a lot of work to make it durable. The coating needs to blend perfectly with the weapon. So it would be expensive and you need to bring me the materials."
>>3953684I never said you didn’t like it, just that you were slow on the uptake. >>3953729I guess my little adventure is happening in the middle of this. I might as well take advantage of the distraction of the masses while I can.
>>3953347Loki makes a mental note to add Christ-chan to his waifu pillow collection.
>>3953736I blanch in embarrassment of this display. "Christ, what a shitshow."Seeing as the frontal charge I initially expected has routed before it even started, I charge at William with the intent to cut him down quickly.
Rolled 55, 50, 50, 99, 87, 60, 52, 43, 53, 20, 45, 98, 87, 80, 97, 2, 84, 42, 69, 3 = 1176 (20d100)>>3953756“I might be in use of your services in the future, I’ll just need to get everything situated. Can you tell me if any place where the enchantments are of high quality and an acceptable price?”After hearing his answer I head to the outskirts of the city in order to begin phase 1 of my master plan.
>>3953762You wound me, Terrance.
Rolled 95, 89, 26, 52, 37, 64, 65, 90, 54, 17, 1, 84, 8, 89, 16, 78, 58, 53, 76, 18 = 1070 (20d100)>>3953769
>>3953762>I guess my little adventure is happening in the middle of this. I might as well take advantage of the distraction of the masses while I can.A strategy known to work since the very first RPG. Story attached.
>>3953776I had fun playing with you guys.
Rolled 36, 31, 13, 17, 18, 91, 59, 1, 89, 36, 5, 91, 84, 48, 5, 61, 13, 52, 61, 75 = 886 (20d100)>>3953736I gotta go to work so I can't write all the prose I'd like, but as far as strategy goes:>Use a brief speech combined with an attempt at purity magic to banish the fear overcoming my allies>contemplate Kek's advice and wonder if, since nothing has said I lost my demonologist powers, I still have my corruption magic, and try to launch an offensive corruption spell at Chase, since my class change means I can no longer hope to survive in a straight up fight.>that said, if the chaos magic doesn't work, then I still engage with him directly as I gotta do something to not die, and I can't back away if I want my allies to break out of their fear.Really sorry this is all I can do for now.
>>3953770*Need>>3953771Nobody calls me that anymore (especially considering the fact that anyone who knows of me is either dead or will die)>>3953777Those who can effectively bend the rules or their environment always have room to maneuver. I certainly plan on playing off of this setting like a pro. It’s time to break out the aliases (not counting the ones I’ve already used thus far)>>3953779Don’t worry Chad, I’m sure your ludicrous stats will get you out of this.
>>3953788No, you don't get it. Me, Shi, Mark, even Owen, were all disposable villains made to seem intimidating before being effortlessly dispatched by the protagonist.This has all become clear to me in the instants of clarity before my gruesome death, the pitiful fate of an Isekai villian.
>>3953792That said, he sure is doing a lot of time consuming shit while being charged down.
>>3953792>>3953794You say that, but the situation almost seems reversed. Here you are about to die, with William being this close to finishing you off and then nothing. There’s no immediate strike, no baits or feints, he doesn’t even send in the angel to xever your neck. He may as well be monologuing while you recover your wits to prepare a fatal strike against him.
Rolled 33, 83, 21, 66, 85, 3, 68, 99, 61, 49, 58, 71, 9, 49, 50, 13, 52, 61, 52, 96 = 1079 (20d100)i try to look scary and intimidating
I'm here faggots time to lay out some basic party composition. Chase your tank/dps you have the toughness and fighting abilty to take people head on. Emiya is healer since she's a preistess. Mark is support since his con's let him debuff the enemy. Owen is rouge so sneak behind the enemy and take them out. I'm dps/support since I can cast magic.
>>3953776Q: Can Chase attack before William finishes his speech?Odds: Unlikely (by anime logic, William should finish his speech first)Roll: 95A: Critical NoWilliam can do two actions>>3953780Q: Can William still cast corruption magic?Odds: ? (I did forget to post he lost his class skills)Roll: 36A: YesQ: Can William corrupt Chase?Corruption = Willpower: Above AverageDefense = Willpower: HighRoll: 31A: YesQ: Does William transfer one of his weaknesses to Chase?Odds: ?Roll: 31A: Yes1) Near Sighted 2) Nonconfrontational 3) Squeamish 4) Picky Eater/GluttonRoll: 13 mod 4 + 1 = 2NonconfrontationalWilliam hasn't posted a second action, so I choose for himQ: Can William grab and choke Chase?Grab and choke: Strength = Above AverageDifficulty: Strength = HighRoll: 17A: YesChase suffers - 1 RS asphixiation damageQ: Did William's team "wake up" from his speech?Charisma: AverageDifficulty: Average and High (for those who are critically scared)Rolls: 18, 91A: Yes, Critical NoQ: Can Chase cut William?Swords: ExceptionalDifficulty: Strength - 4 RS (specialized skill) = WeakRoll: 89A: YesWilliam suffers a - 1 RS wound to the stomach
Chase is charging at William.William makes a brief speech. "Friends, listen to me. We can do this. We are the good guys and the crowd is cheering for us. Do not cry for me. I have done a lot of things and I have a lot to go back to. It's the same for us. We have as intimate friends ancient gods, demons and angels. We can do anything together, as long as we have trust in each other and strive to become the best person we can be.""I…I do trust you." Aimee answers coyly.Chase is running at full speed, getting closer and closer."Let me tell you about my father. He's a man that I admire, a strong man, who has taught me everything. I've lived my whole life looking up to him. Let me tell you this. I've lived my whole life looking up to him. It was one of the first things he taught me to do, when I first got here. 'For every thought you have to examine, you should have a hundred and one before you begin to think about anything else'. That means, you fear is the result of the countless thoughts in your head. But they mean nothing. The reality is that we are all here together."Chase is even closer: there's a direct line of sight between him and William. (Chase's strength, "Born to Run", activates.). The angel Kustel is not saying anything, but everyone can feel his gentle approval. "Now, let me show you what it means to be in a party with an angelologist. By this speech, by this thought, you will be purified of all evil fears. Transcend the illusion of the flesh, the origination of fear and evil, the evil cravings of your heart. Leave the darkness of self-indulgence behind. Let your soul shine with radiant gratitude for what is good, let it radiate the desire for living for what is good. I shall show you the way."Everyone who was previously scared regains their confidence, except Aimee and Larry who are still shaken.
Reaper Aspirant (strength): As he's running closer to him, Chase detects William's weaknesses. Even though William is very strong, he is not trained with weapons. That means: keep your safe distance, do not let him grab you, and circle him if possible. Chase also faintly perceives that William is short-sighted and that it could be a good idea to break his glasses. Of his psychological weaknesses, Chase can detect that William is someone who is Nonconfrontational. He could combine his own Intense Presence weakness to make William feel anxious or confused. William will tolerate any form of abuse including slavery, but he will not tolerate castration.William spends some time pondering about his class. Is he still a demonologist? After giving it some thought, he notices that Chase is charging at him, and he quickly casts corruption magic on him. The weakness Nonconfrontational is transfered to Chase (refer to his character sheet to know what it entails).When Chase reaches him, William catches him and chokes him under his armpit. With only one arm, Chase slashes at William's armpit until his hand is sore and he breaks from William's grip. William runs toward Chase and tackles him, using both hands to stop him. The Throat Cutter grabs Chase and begins choking him. In the melee, Chase manages to cut William in the stomach and hurt him.
Rolled 77, 53, 92, 96, 6, 29, 64, 80, 87, 28, 62, 70, 56, 24, 6, 80, 14, 57, 39, 28 = 1048 (20d100)i try to hide in the shadow around the edge of the arena and sneak behind the enemy
Rolled 11, 51, 74, 10, 59, 13, 47, 20, 89, 86, 69, 47, 2, 75, 81, 51, 40, 19, 8, 19 = 871 (20d100)I cast ray of frost on William. Spell description "Ray of Frost. A frigidbeamof blue-white light streaks toward a creature within range. On a hit, it takes cold damage, and its speed is reduced by 10 feet until the start of your next turn." I tell Emiya to cast heal on chase. I give Emiya 3 healing potions.
>>3953859*frigid beam of
Rolled 81, 70, 4, 51, 21, 63, 40, 2, 91, 73, 99, 60, 83, 52, 27, 3, 4, 46, 88, 52 = 1010 (20d100)>>3953849I steady myself and Larry and grab my axe. I then make my way toward Shi, he has a chance to tip the balance, small as it is. I make good on my threat and have Larry rip his face open, should I be able to calm him. If I can't, I make a spirited attempt to put my axe through his head. I also keep an eye out for Owen and Emiya, so I don't get stabbed in the back.
>>3953859Yo Shi, if you suffuse the area around me with positive energy, he won't be able to cast corruption.>>3953849I disengage to catch my breath, and then I focus on creating and exploiting an opening in his amateur swordplay.
>>3953867Also, I yell as loud as is physically possible while doing this in an attempt to get my allies to focus on something else other than their fear.
>>3953869It isn't swordplay, he's throttling you.
>>3953869That might just empower his angel. Pretty gay that he controls bpth negative and postive energy types, but that's just how it.
>>3953869He's choking you your not clashing swords. Try headbutting him to make him let go.
>>3953881I did specify amateur.>>3953883Guess I'll just facetank more curses then, could you at least try a counterspell?
Rolled 4, 58, 82, 100, 78, 75, 79, 39, 64, 75, 34, 11, 75, 77, 93, 33, 53, 16, 37, 24 = 1107 (20d100)>>3953888Oh sorry, the consecutive grabs confused me.>>3953869>>3953849Scratch that, considering that he's made no attempt to disarm me, I'm going to take the opportunity to puncture his lung. Let's see who chokes first.If I get a second action, I'll wrench my sword through his torso.
>>3953889I'll see what I can do to help you out, but I don't wanna give away my battle plans to the enemy.
>>3953899Fair enough, there really should be a way for us to conceal our intentions during pvp.
>>3953901We message over discord if you want.
>>3953898Nix my second action, I'll punch him right in the glasses instead.>>3953905Xeno the Warlock#1647 if you're interested.
Rolled 82, 97, 75, 40, 8, 58, 67, 63, 42, 5, 92, 94, 24, 5, 49, 17, 29, 82, 69, 23 = 1021 (20d100)>>3953848(Posting on break)One asspull speech later, and I'm relieved that Catia and Ari have regained their confidence, among others. As I begin grappling with Chase, I call out to the others. "We outnumber them, and they can't all be soldiers, charge and take them down quickly, before any monsters are added to the field."I never thought I'd find myself trying to strangle the life out of someone. When I managed to use corruption magic, I didn't expect it to remove my hesitancy towards such aggression. These people did nothing wrong, yet nothing was holding me back from trying to end the life of the man in front of me. Getting slashed in the stomach, I remembered I had a blade of my own, and quickly tried to cut my opponent's throat while I shouted for Kustel to heal me. I needed to try and keep up momentum until the rest were able to join in on the fight.
>>3953909Oh how the turns have tabled.
>>3953908I'll give you my username so n9 faggots try to impersonate me it is Rosssom#5089.
“Loki, god of deception, grant me reprieve from the eyes of my enemy, hide this blade so I can strike true, guide me in the darkness, let them dance in your tune!”I sing in prayer, this doing something right
Rolled 8, 60, 19, 27, 73, 72, 23, 33, 41, 49, 99, 9, 48, 98, 78, 82, 47, 85, 32, 16 = 999 (20d100)>>3953934
>>3953938>>3953849Please QM tell me i get a boon for that sick trips
I hope that angel gets banished when Will dies. That would surely be a shock for team Kek.
>>3954018*whenThe only reason he's even alive now has been abysmal rolls on my part. I did 1 RS on an 89, on a crit he's going to be a very unprofessional example of a vivisection.
OP do we have to kill the NPCs and the players. If the players are all dead can we knock out the NPCs and still win. Or do we have to murder every single one of them.
>>3954017I just hope the weakness I transferred to ya goes away if I die, I don't want to be that asshole that confers a permanent debuff.
>>3954116Don't worry for every debuff you put on Chase i'll chop off a finger off Abigail's hand, if we don't have to kill the NPCS in the fight.
>>3954116I'm honestly more sorry for you man. You lost a part of yourself, I can always see about getting myself uncursed but it's likely that you permanently excised a part of your personality. It's a sad thing that your life has to be tossed aside in this pointless grandstanding on the part of the gods, and I hope you find peace in your next life.
>>3954139Yeah, I was also surprised the author had me attack you by trying to strangle you as opposed to using the sword in my hand. Chalked it up to both my loss of experience in swordfighting since I class changed, as well as a bizarre effect of losing my nonconfrontational side being an increase in aggression that I tried to portray in my next post.Here's hoping a much kinder god or goddess gets a hold of my soul once I die. If Kek keeps yanking my chain I might just go edgelord and try to take down a god which will obviously go poorly.
>>3954144I wouldn't sell yourself short kid, you're exactly the type of person to overthrow a tyrannical god with the power of friendship. Just make sure you supplement that friendship with overwhelming magical firepower.
Goodnight.>>3953848>>3953849OP, let it be known that while I am gone, I attack Shi, then Mark, then clean up, while looking out for Owen and Emiya. I leave Chase to William and others on my side.
>>3953849I’ll never get over the fact that he weaseled his way into keeping his cheat (in a rather flimsy manner I might add) In fact it might as well have been a one to one transfer. It hasn’t been needed in the slightest. Somehow in a setting that’s more scaled back in terms of power, this Chase is much stronger than the Chase of the other thread.
>>3954322I agree with you on Reaper for sure, it definitely shouldn't be telling me mental stuff, especially since Death Count doesn't let me read mental weaknesses of players in the first place.It was never meant to replace the cheat itself, but I felt there should be a consequence to living for weeks with an entire new sense. It's like if you could see, and you have seen apples before, you still know what an apple looks like even if you go blind. Now replace the apple with the proper way to gut a man and there you go. I've thought about this too and it seems like everything about the other quest is a lot higher in terms of powerscale, especially where classes are concerned. Compare the Thief you had there to the Their you have here for instance. Warrior is just plain better than most things I've seen here.
>>3954360I wouldn’t say that it’s like visualizing an something you’ve already seen. Each individual has a set of weaknesses that can be exploited, some more numerous than others. You put three people in a room and they’ll all have a wide variety of weak points aside from “hit them in the vitals”. If a blind man saw an apple and then had his sight taken away again, he couldn’t identify a pear or a grape by sight. Still at this point your reaper stuff is just icing on the cake. William can’t take you in a straight up fight and for some reason he refuses to sic the angel on you. The fact that the NPCs are seemingly useless half of the time doesn’t help matters.
>>3954476The only thing I know about the angel is he can heal any wounds upon physical contact with his target. As far as I know he's as bad in a fight as I am, so I'm leaving him as a guy who can swoop in and save my teammates from death if need be.The fact that none of the NPCs have done anything also annoys me, but that's the power of the one guys sword I guess?
>>3954491At the very least the angel would have much better physical stats than you, angels are usually depicted as superhuman. While your holding Chase down you could just use the angel to take one of the dropped scimitars and hack off the top of his head.
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>>3953770Q: Does he send him to the electricity shop?Odds: ?Roll: 50A: Yes>Can you tell me if any place where the enchantments are of high qualityHe tells you to go to the electricity shop that Shi and Emiya went to, in the indoor market.The outskirts of the city are poverty-stricken and without running water. (The rest of the city has running water and proper toilets.) There are few narrow streets and many strange alleyways to explore, including the gateway to a long abandoned mansion. All of the people who have no Familia live here; they are called "orphans". Ghostly and ordinary, orphaned citizens rarely interact with the residents of the city. A small park is nearby, called Ghost Park, and a small area with taverns and low quality shops.
Rolled 30, 72, 18, 92, 52, 43, 60, 58, 81, 50, 66, 36, 83, 12, 4, 78, 90, 87, 56, 54 = 1122 (20d100)>>3954577“Well this is a very odd conondrum. Ari seems to have ditched me again. I hope she didn’t get lost, then again I hardly know where I’m going.” As I look over this strip I ponder the seemingly contradictory information I’m reviving here. Wether all of this tower nonsense and god wars stuff makes sense or not is irrelevant. These people clearly are in need of my assistance. Ari said there was no crime here but I’m sure that was only the official report. As long as there is a society there’s always going to be people who simply take what they want. Given what I’ve seen most of the people here were attracted to the rumors of the tower yet failed to accomplish their goals. I attempt to seek out people such as this, it’s already been shown that not all guild members are lawful good or even chaotic good. Finding some would-be bandits and drifters shouldn’t be a difficult task.
>>3954108You have to kill the NPCs, they count as full members of Kek's Team.Also, all members of the winning team will resurrect.
>>3953959>Please QM tell me i get a boon for that sick tripsYou don't get a bonus, but a penalty. Trips are sacred to Kek, with 777 being the most sacred. Since you are the enemy of Kek, the appearance of the sacred 999 is beneficial to Kek's team. (I've rolled below to ask for Kek's opinion on this matter. For those who don't know, Kek is the dice and the GM, and my role is that of a mere oracle.)>Mark will suffer a -1 RS penalty to all his attack rolls for the entire fight
>>3953832Q: Can Owen look intimidating?Intimidation: High + 1 RS (Menacing Aura) = ExceptionalRoll: 33A: Yes>>3953857Q: Can Owen merge with the shadows of the edge of the arena?Hide in Shadows: Average + 1 RS (penalty for repeated action)Roll: 77A: No>>3953859Q: Can Shi cast Ray of Frost?Willpower: AverageDifficulty: Minuscule (cantrip) + 2 RS (speed reduction effect) = LowRoll: 11A: Critical YesCritical: Ray of Frost deals normal damage and William is slowed down for two turnsQ: Can Emiya heal Chase?Wisdom: HighDifficulty: AverageRoll: 51A: Yes>>3953867Q: Can Jackson steady Larry?Wild Empathy: AverageRoll: 81A: NoQ: Can he put his axe through Shi's head?Fighting: Strength (Below Average) - 2 RS (semi-specialized skill) = WeakDifficulty: Reflex (Exceptional) - 2 RS (semi-specialized skill) + 1 RS (specific target) = HighRoll: 70A: No>>3953898Sinces Chase and William are grappling, I will use Strength checks for the attacksQ: Can Chase puncture William's lung?Fighting: Strength (High) - 3 RS (flanked) = Below AverageDifficulty: Above Average + 1 RS (specific target) = HighRoll: 4A: YesWilliam takes - 2 RS damageQ: Can Chase survive the wound from Catia's hit?Toughness: High - 2 RS wound = AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 58A: Yes>>3953909Q: Can William cut Chase's throat?Strength: Above AverageDifficulty: High - 3 RS (flanked) + 1 RS (specific target) = AverageRoll: 82A: NoQ: Can Kustel heal William?Wisdom: UnknownDifficulty: AverageRoll: 97A: Critical NoKustel doesn't help someone who casts corruption magic
Q: Can Abigail heal William?Wisdom: Below AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 75A: NoQ: Can Catia hit Chase?Fighting: AverageDifficulty: Exceptional - 3 RS (flanked) = AverageRoll: 40A: YesQ: Can she damage him?Damage: Strength + 2 RS (per rulebook) = Above AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 8A: Critical YesChase takes - 2 RS damageQ: Can Aimee hit Chase?Fighting: AverageDifficulty: Exceptional - 3 RS (flanked) = AverageRoll: 58A: NoQ: Can Ari backstab Chase?Fighting: Agility (High) - 2 RS (semi-specialized) = AverageDifficulty: Exceptional - 3 RS (flanked) = AverageRoll: 67A: NoQ: Can AnonKnight heal William?Wisdom: AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 63A: NoQ: Can William survive his lung wounds?Toughness: Above Average - 2 RS (lung wounds) - 1 RS (frost wounds) = LowDifficulty: AverageRoll: 42A: NoQ: Does Kustel disappear?Odds: ?Roll: 5A: Critical Yes>>3953938Q: Does Loki answer Mark's prayer?No, Mark is not a priest or a telepathQ: Does Mark get a penalty for rolling trips?Odds: 50/50 (Kek's odds: trips are related to Kek, so there's a possibility of penalty)Roll: 8A: Critical YesCritical: -1 RS to all his attack rolls for the entire fight
Despite his new work in the streets, Owen's creepy face still looks as intimidating as ever. Even though he's walking around the edge of arena and trying to sneak behind Kek's Team, everyone is paying attention to his menacing aura. However, he still can't merge with the shadows. Perhaps the stress of this battle and his lack of prior practice makes the task too much for him. Shi casts a frigid beam of blue-white light streaks toward the sublime creature known as William. William ate a full meal in Kek's pyramid, thus he's at full energy and barely feels the cold energy. However, this display of power catches Jackson's attention. Leaving the frightened panther cat behind, he walks toward the mage."We outnumber them, and they can't all be soldiers, charge and take them down quickly, before any monsters are added to the field." William orders, while grappling Chase. It is important to note that William never had any intention of aggressing Chase. So theorically, this could be seen as a form of particularly playful hug."Heal me, Kustel!" he shouts. Kustel still does not flinch; William can feel that the angel strongly disapproves of his use of demonic magic. The angel then disappears.Abigail, Catia and Ari all gang up on Chase while he can't dodge or parry. Chase's strong body cannot resist the flurry of blows. As he's dying, his sword goes through the creature's lungs. Abigail squeaks. She tries casting a healing spell on William, but, in a panic, she instead casts a charm spell, leaving him to die from his injuries. The priest AnonKnight, who was still trying to figure out which deity to worship, copies Abigail's spell, but it does not work on the dead body. The crowd mourns the death of their hero. Ari screams. "Our champion is dead! Where's Terry? Quick, summon him to us! He always has a plan for everything!" Abigail panics more. "Is he hidden in the shadows or outside of the arena? What should I do?! Fuck, I'm clueless."On the other side of the arena, Emiya chants. "Y on'na no aibiron, watashi wa anata no iyashino-ryoku o kenkyo ni youkyuu shimasu." Delicate rays of magic reach Chase, whose wounds are partly healed. Healing such vile creature is repugnant to Emiya, but she has no choice. A thought comes to her mind. "I'm ready to sacrifice myself in this battle to save Shi."Jackson approaches Shi, his glorious hair flowing in the wind, his lumber axe held with both hands, attempting to put it through the mage's head. But Shi's reflexes are too keen: he makes one step on the side and elegantly pushes Jackson's weapon away.>William is dead, Kustel is gone
>>3954656>>3954657>>3954660Talk about things going south. I wonder how team Kek would have fared if they had some armor? Well as I stated before, barring some freak rolls this thing is all wrapped up.
Rolled 23, 1, 45, 85, 59, 9, 50, 83, 96, 2, 45, 7, 51, 7, 89, 80, 82, 5, 100, 6 = 925 (20d100)>>3954664“Your champion is dead stand down so we can do this quick and easy” Scare them again and follow through using my bow and arrow. Is posting actions ok now OP
>>3954669>Is posting actions ok now OPYes, go ahead.
Rolled 18, 72, 13, 15, 47, 45, 47, 2, 85, 55, 17, 82, 62, 98, 50, 58, 75, 89, 13, 26 = 969 (20d100)I stab Anonknight with both my poison daggers
Rolled 64, 60, 20, 51, 45, 84, 82, 50, 71, 28, 34, 57, 22, 14, 7, 67, 47, 89, 26, 76 = 994 (20d100)>>3954664I Cast Mage Armour on myself and Chase. Spell description: "An invisible but tangible field of force surrounds the subject of amage armorspell, providing defence as strong as a chain shirt. Lasts 1 hour. Unlike mundane armor,mage armorentails no armor check penalty, arcane spell failure chance, or speed reduction. Sincemage armoris made of force,incorporealcreatures can’t bypass it the way they do normal armor." I tell Emiya to cast Heal on Chase.
>>3954673*An invisible but tangible field of force surrounds the subject of amage armorspell, providing defence as strong as a chain shirt. Lasts 1 hour.Unlike mundane armor,mage armorentails no armor check penalty, arcane spell failure chance, or speed reduction. Sincemage armoris made of force,incorporealcreatures can’t bypass it the way they do normal armor.
Rolled 11, 86, 33, 78, 85, 17, 33, 54, 27, 46, 22, 99, 42, 100, 67, 52, 1, 4, 66, 2 = 925 (20d100)>>3954660Does Williams corruption fade with his death? While the enemy panicks, I extricate myself from Will's corpse and lunge for Ari's heart with dagger in hand.
>>3954668It's a real mess, none of them should have been in a fight like this. It's not a good feeling.
>>3954681Well that’s life for you, you’ve got three kinds of people: those who get fed to the wolves, the onlookers, and the wolves themselves. I knew this was going to get dangerous, I simply misjudged how soon it would happen and the severity of the railroading.
>>3954585Q: General check: Can Terry find any would-be bandits?Charisma: Below AverageDifficulty: Below Average (not too difficulty) + 2 RS (Unacceptable weakness) = Above AverageRoll: 30A: NoQ: Describe the rough looking people that he meetsRolls: 30, 72 + 18, 92A: Break of AdversitiesA group of thugs equipped with weaponsA: Move of AnimalsA pitbull trainerThere are indeed countless would-be bandits in this area. The following seem to be the roughest that you can find:1) A group of four masked thugs equipped with club weapons and knives; they are sitting at the corner of a street2) An animal trainer, who trains pit bulls for illegal fights; he lives in a fenced trailer
>>3954687 It doesn’t seem to have affected anything but I’d like to know how the weakness played a role in this. I was simply looking around and never interacted with anyone. The weakness would only activate if I’m outright asking aid and in this case it wouldn’t hinder me since the bandits would benefit from working with me.
Rolling for NPC actions
Rolled 74, 25, 46, 100, 12, 76, 43, 36, 32, 56, 7, 29, 46, 60, 75, 1, 86, 38, 54, 36 = 932 (20d100)>>3954719Second attempt
>>3954695I should have worded the question as:Q: Can Terry find any would-be bandit, who is inclined to provide aid?
>>3954754 I was just scoping the scene. I was going to take an action specifically to get some partners/goons afterwards. In that specific post I was just rolling to see who was around. Unacceptable wouldn’t come into play unless I directly interacted with someone and it works on a conditional basis
>>3954754Hey, would Crunch Time activate here? I'm pretty close to death while surrounded by enemies.
I was interrupted while processing the posts at work earlier. Processing again.>>3954945Sounds fair, yes.
Rolled 99, 35, 8, 68, 64, 57, 41, 65, 26, 38, 80, 22, 17, 39, 34, 84, 50, 13, 17, 65 = 922 (20d100)>>3954660I keep after Shi as hard as I can, Side sweeps, overhand, anything that has a chance of hitting. Go for the torso this time, as at the point of getting hit with an axe, it make as much as no difference
>>3955184Also, if possible, I attempt to bolster my allies."The only competent one is all but dead, Mark has naught but angry words to harm us with! Finish Chase and go after Owen!"
>>3955187"I never knew you thought so little of me Jackson, I'm going to make you regret that if you live long enough."
>>3955184A mere mortal like yourself will never hope to touch me. Luck is on my side.
>>3955204name was gone because I'm on my computer
>>3955204Luck is on the side of YoShikage Kira.
Let's speed up the battle a little bit: all hits will deal damage henceforth.>>3954669Q: Can Mark scare people again?Charisma: HighDifficulty: High (repeated action penalty)Roll: 23A: YesQ: Rolling for each personCharisma: HighDifficulty: Ari (weak), Abigail (weak), Catia (weak), Aimee (weak) , Jackson (below average), + 3 RS + 2 RS (repeated action penalty) = High x4, ExceptionalRolls: 23, 1, 45, 85, 59A: Yes, Critical Yes, Yes, No, NoCritical: Abigail won't fightQ: Can he hit anyone with his bow?Bows: Dexterity (High) - 3 RS (specialized skill) = Below AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 9A: Yes- 1 RS woundQ: Unspecified target. Rolling for target among the scared targets.1) Ari, 2) Abigail, 3) CatiaRoll: 50 mod 3 + 1 = 3Catia>>3954672Q: Can Owen stab AnonKnight?Dagger: Above AverageDifficulty: Swordmanship (High)Roll: 18A: Yes- 1 RS damageQ: Can AnonKnight resist the poison?Toughness: Above AverageDifficulty: Low (low grade poison)Roll: 72A: Yes>>3954673Q: Can Shi cast mage armor on himself?Willpower: AverageDifficulty: Below AverageRoll: 64A: YesQ: Can Shi cast mage armor on Chase?Willpower: AverageDifficulty: Below Average + 2 RS (casting on another target) + 1 RS (second spell this turn) = HighRoll: 60A: NoQ: Can Emiya heal Chase?Wisdom: HighDifficulty: AverageRoll: 20A: YesQ: Can she heal him before he gets attacked by the girls?Odds: ?Roll: 51A: No
>>3954675Q: Does William's corruption fade from Chase?Odds: Very Unlikely (looks like a curse to me)Roll: 11A: YesRandom Event: Double digits rolled under Chaos LevelRoll: 86A: NPC NegativeRolls: 33, 78A: Stop of MassesThe crowd boos EmiyaQ: Can Chase extricate himself from Will?Strength: High - 1 RS (wound from previous turn) = Above AverageDifficulty: High (380 lbs) - 1 RS (Crunch Time) = Above AverageRoll: 85A: No>>3954743Q: Can Aimee hit Chase?Fighting: AverageDifficulty: Exceptional - 5 RS (stuck) - 1 RS (wound) + 1 RS (Crunch Time) = LowRoll: 74A: Yes- 1 RS damageQ: Can Jackson hit Shi?Fighting: Strength (Below Average) - 2 RS (semi-specialized skill) = WeakDifficulty: Reflex (Exceptional) - 2 RS (semi-specialized skill) = Above AverageRoll: 25A: NoQ: Can Ari stab Chase?Fighting: Average - 1 RS (shaken) = Below AverageDifficulty: Weak (- 1 RS damage compared to previous Difficulty)Roll: 46A: Yes- 1 RS body damage (canceled by Emiya's heal)Q: Can Catia hit Chase?Fighting: Average - 1 RS (shaken) - 1 RS (wound)Difficulty: WeakRoll: 100A: Critical NoQ: Can Chase survive his wounds?Toughness: HighDifficulty: Average + 2 RS (total wounds) - 1 RS (Crunch Time) = Above AverageRoll: 17A: YesQ: Can AnonKnight charm Emiya?Wisdom: Average - 1 RS (arrow wound)Difficulty: Willpower (Average)Roll: 12A: Yes
The battlefield looks utterly chaotic. The chaos is relentless. The only reality of this world is madness and bloodlust. Everyone is fighting and running around; the air is thick with magic, and explosions resonate throughout the sky. The battle seems endless, and no one can see where it's going. Kek and Loki are sitting next to each other in the stands, syruping on their soma and exchanging gossips and jokes. "Whose Familia do you think is going to win, Loki?" Kek asks. "Well, mine, of course. Look at my champion Chase. He counts for at least 3 regular fighters and he's nearly impossible to kill.""Hm."***“Your champion is dead stand down so we can do this quick and easy” Mark shouts. And it is true. Only the champion's brief speech had removed the fear from the heart of his companions. With his death, the situations looks completely desperate. William had been their pillar and champion for so long that the girls cannot function without him. Abigail is so scared that her knees tremble and she's too powerless to do anything. "We're all going to die, aren't we?" she says, tearing up as she mourns her friend's untimely death. Her anguished cry echoes through the arena.Enough intimidation. Mark uses his bow and arrow and hits Catia through the shoulder. The floor is splattered with her blood and William's entrails. Catia is shocked, feeling depersonalized. She fights mechanically, oblivious to the pain and her surroundings. Even in his death, William looks handsome, in a somewhat morbid way.
Shi casts Mage Armor on himself. As Jackson keeps hitting him, it provides a welcome protection. Jackson is hitting hard as he can, aiming for the torso. His lumber axe flies to slash Shi's sides but Mage Armor deflects everything. He also attempts to bolster his allies. "The only competent one is all but dead, Mark has naught but angry words to harm us with! Finish Chase and go after Owen!"Chase tries to extricate himself from William's disemboweled corpse, but fails. The corpse is heavy, too heavy for him to push away. He's getting attacked by the remnants of WIlliam's harem, and he suffers even more damage. His experience as a warrior tells him that situation is desperate. Unlike a regular human, despair makes him feel at his best (Crunch Time). Noteworthy is that even when dead, William is a more efficient fighter than everyone combined in the arena.Meanwhile, Owen stabs AnonKnight repeatedly. Anon doesn't let this distract him, and his faith neutralizes the weak poison. He shuts his eyes and focuses on the spell that he has prepared. "I call Aphrodite, goddess of love. May this woman be charmed by the power of my faith." Aphrodite's power flows through him like a wave. Pink threads of energy dance around his fingers, stretch toward Emiya, and charm her. The pink energy reflects in her eyes, filling her with empyrean passion for Anon. Shi, who was her everything, her only real connection to the world, ceases to exist for her. The crowd boos her, some people even throw rotten tomatoes at her.
Rolled 48, 80, 6, 50, 55, 76, 42, 63, 64, 96, 17, 14, 67, 23, 47, 7, 76, 83, 32, 49 = 995 (20d100)Since Anonknight is ignoring me I quickly reach around him and slit his throat with my daggers
>>3955246Fuck you Anon, touching another man's wafiu is a step too far. You will suffer for this.
Rolled 88, 50, 86, 20, 10, 91, 22, 27, 4, 79, 69, 43, 95, 78, 4, 94, 47, 87, 75, 36 = 1105 (20d100)>>3955246Not one to be detered by overwhelming injury, I shove the corpse off me and stand up. I shove the airheaded cat to the ground and rush the fighter with a dagger before she learns how to hit.
Why do repeated actions incur a penalty? It makes more sense that something would be more likely to work after a second attempt, not the other way around.
>>3955290Because instead of casting a single strong spell it would be better to cast many small spells.
Rolled 100, 79, 40, 43, 17, 15, 83, 83, 9, 55, 29, 24, 67, 100, 60, 75, 9, 8, 70, 93 = 1059 (20d100)>>3955246“Face it you whores! William used you, your just meatshields he’s using to get wants. I mean what the fuck were you guys before all this? You have no warrior’s blood on you. You could have walked away from all this but oh no. William so handsome and Ill jump off a cliff if he tells me so” I taunt the harem to attack me so they leave my Bro Chase alone, hope that shit demoralized them too. Wield my sword and prepare to parry and counter. The rage I get from the sword gives bonuses right?
>>3955308I'm more talking about when it comes to failures. If you fuck something up, typically it's easier the second time around because you can correct your mistakes. With this system you're more likely to dig yourself into a hole if you fuck up something you need to do.
Rolled 1, 28, 5, 9, 27, 29, 56, 32, 14, 31, 92, 53, 24, 58, 89, 79, 84, 99, 92, 2 = 904 (20d100)I'm just copying and pasting my spells from Pathfinder.I cast Aggressive Thundercloud on Jackson. I try to convince Emiya to come to her senses by saying "Dearest Emiya doth not alloweth yond fiend anon dissemble thee with his twist'd charm, the loveth in mine own heart burns as hot as the travelling lamp f'r thee, returneth to thy senses so we shall once again beest togath'r. "Spell description"A crackling, spherical storm cloud flies in whichever direction you point and deals electricity damage to those it strikes. It has a fly speed of 20 feet with perfect maneuverability. If it enters a space that contains a creature, the storm stops moving for the round and deals 3d6 points of electricity damage to that creature, though a successful Reflex save negates that damage. It provides concealment (20% miss chance) to anything within it, and its flickering light illuminates the same area a candle would.The sphere moves as long as you actively direct it (as a move action for you); otherwise, it stays at rest and crackles with lightning. It can be moved by wind effects and counts as a Small creature for the purpose of determining how winds affect it. The sphere has no physical substance and cannot exert any force on corporeal creatures or objects. It disperses if it exceeds the spell’s range."
>>3955357OP is the spell critical, because I got a 1.
>>3955357Luck remains on the side of the side of the Death Eater.
Honestly wish I didn't have to kill the other team
>>3955368At this point i'm thinking about just casting fireball and wiping out their team.
>>3955290It depends on the action that's repeated. When the dice rule that you can't do X action in Y environment. But you try to do that action again anyway. The first time, I will readjust the odds as more difficult than I initially thought (repeated penalty). The second time, I'll rule that it's impossible.If I didn't do that, you'd be able to do any action successfully in just a few rounds. For example. You could seduce Emiya just by saying that you try to seduce her over and over.
>>3955361Yes. A 1 is critical with all difficulty levels below "Superhuman 2". And I always use the first roll for the main/first action (E-Rank Chaos house rule).
>>3955311>Trick Fears, a bastard sword that turns the fear of its wielder into hateThis is the only information that I can find about your sword. Did QM Frog say anything else? If not, I'll roll.
OP do we get something if we win.
I assume we'll each get a gift from Loki if we win
Rolled 99, 49, 100, 7, 20, 75, 54, 54, 69, 89, 27, 19, 4, 25, 83, 36, 51, 68, 65, 6 = 1000 (20d100)>>3955446Thats all he said, I hope it does smthing. Havent had the chance to use the sword
>>3955511Yesh, 100 on the last roll and 99 on this one.
>>3955511Fucking Kek you know what guys. Ill hang and hide away. Do finish them off fast so we can do sum dungeon shit
Rolled 10, 19, 28, 7, 43, 36, 23, 57, 95, 49, 17, 40, 23, 27, 6, 53, 90, 94, 58, 36 = 811 (20d100)>>3955246I Stay close enough to Shi that I can get him in the radius of his own spell, attempting to trip him should he attempt to run away, striking him should he not do so."Mark! If you can talk so big than maybe you can fight well you cowardly crowing cockerel!"
>>3955677“Bruh im running on trips you dont want to get brushed on with this black cat”
>>3955677That's an awfully presumptuous action from the guy who just got lit up like a Christmas tree.Quality rolls though.
>>3955685"I'm the one with the cat, remember?"
>>3955696Confidence is often half the battle. And, I may be able to turn his luck against him.
>>3955525Does 1000 count as trips??
>>3955677My storm cloud goes to you and zaps you upon directing it. You can't go inbewteen my direction and when it zaps you.
It's moving straight towards you as well you could'nt run to me before it go to you.
>>3955724You better believe it motherfucker, your asshole is about to be spread wider than my gaping stab wounds. Speaking of mortal injuries, if I'm indeed going to bite it here, can I get an anime as fuck death scene? You owe me this much for Will getting off the Gettysburg Address in the time it took to stab him.
Let me rephrase this. My storm goes straight towards you upon directing it. You can doge it because it's not moving towards you but the direction your in relative to it upon me directing it. You moving towards me before it got you wouldn't do anything since it travels in a straight line towards where you were upon me directing it not where you are. In reality though were 5 feet apart and the cloud would be summoned on your space or inbewteen us there is no way for you to get straight towards me inless through the storm.
>>3955764>>3955677In that case, I still go directly through and try to kill you, as you rolled a crit and there's no way I can dodge that.
>>3955698>>3955772Welp you’d be dead soon. Ciao
>>3955879May I rest in peace. Goodnight.
Rolled 33, 44, 88, 81, 15, 69, 72, 24, 65, 90, 12, 82, 57, 32, 36, 50, 89, 20, 24, 31 = 1014 (20d100)Rolling for the NPCs and processing.
>>3956222Q: Does Anon keep his back turned at Owen?Odds: ?Roll: 33A: YesQ: Can Anon survive his throat wound?Toughness: Above Average - 2 RS (wound) = Below AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 44A: NoQ: Can Shi reason Emiya?Willpower: Average (Emiya's)Difficulty: Anon's Wisdom = AverageRoll: 88A: NoQ: Can Ari attack Chase?Fighting: Below Average (see odds in previous post)Difficulty: WeakRoll: 81A: NoQ: Can Catia attack Chase?Fighting: Average - 1 RS (shake) - 1 RS (wound) = LowDifficulty: WeakRoll: 15A: YesQ: Can Aimee attack Chase?Fighting: AverageDifficulty: Weak - 1 RS (wound above) = MinusculeRoll: 69A: Yes(Chase's total wounds: - 4 RS)Q: Can Abigail recover from her terror?Willpower: Below AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 72A: NoQ: Can Larry recover from his terror?Willpower: ?Difficulty: AverageRoll: 24A: YesQ: Can Larry sneak behind Shi?Stealth: High (estimated)Difficulty: Shi's Perception = AverageRoll: 65A: YesQ: Can Larry attack Shi?Agility: HighDifficulty: Shi's Reflex = Exceptional - 3 RS (surprise attack) = AverageRoll: 90A: No>>3955248Q: Can Owen slice Anon's throat?Dagger: Above AverageDifficulty: Swordmanship (High) - 1 RS (related skill) - 3 RS (back turned) - 1 RS (wound) = WeakRoll: 48A: Yes-2 RS throat damage (deadly wound)
>>3955271Q: Can Chase shove the corpse off?Strength: HighDifficulty: High + 2 RS (repeated penalty) = IncredibleRoll: 88A: Critical NoCritical: Chase takes - 1 RS crushing damageQ: Can Chase survive his wounds?Toughness: HighDifficulty: Average + 4 RS (total wounds) - 1 RS (Crunch Time) = ExceptionalRoll: 50A: NoQ: Does Chase get an anime death?Odds: ?Roll: 86A: No, only a brief mention>>3955311Q: Can Mark demoralize the harem further?Con Artist: AverageDifficulty: irrelevantRoll: 100A: Critical NoCritical: he demoralizes his own team>Trick Fears, a bastard sword that turns the fear of its wielder into hateQ: Does Trick Fears provide a rage bonus?Odds: ?Roll: 79A: NoQ: Does it provide any sort of bonus other than protection against fear?Odds: ?Roll: 40A: YesQ: Describe the bonusRolls 43, 17A: Imprison of The spiritualGeneral protection against mind-affecting spells>>3955357Q: Can Shi cast Aggressive Thundercloud on Jackson?Willpower: AverageDifficulty: Below Average + 2 RS (getting bashed) = Above AverageRoll: 1A: Critical YesCritical: Shi casts Greater Aggressive Thundercloud>>3955677Aggressive Thundercloud: Saving Throw Reflex negatesQ: Can Jackson succeed his reflex save?Reflex: AverageDifficulty: Shi's Willpower = AverageRoll: 19 (2nd roll)A: YesQ: Can Jackson hit Shi?Fighting: Strength (Below Average) - 2 RS (semi-specialized skill) = WeakDifficulty: Reflex (Exceptional) - 2 RS (semi-specialized skill) + 1 RS (concealment from Thundercloud) = HighRoll: 10A: No
A dark storm cloud forms above Shi's head, an ominous wind flowing from the top of his head. At least half of his face is covered by it, as it stretches upwards. The black fog takes a rough, spherical shape around him, stopping at a height of three meters. A ball of lightning forms above Jackson. A loud thud is heard, and Jackson leaps out of the way of the lightning. He strikes the best he can at the mage, but the weather has reduced the visibility, and he is barely able to see anything as he leaves his position. A second gust of wind pushes him back some more, and a third shakes him, as he exchanges insults with Mark. "Mark! If you can talk so big than maybe you can fight well you cowardly crowing cockerel!"Greater Aggressive Thundercloud: A dark cloud of evil that deals instant death to its targets. The only way to avoid it is to simply walk out of its way.The cat known as Larry, who everyone had forgotten, jumps to Shi's throat from the side. Shi grabs him from the neck and throws him away. The poor feline gets back up to its feet and hisses. "Jackson! It's me, I'm back! Are you okay? We should get away from this storm."The combat pauses for a second as Shi speaks to his waifu. "Dearest Emiya doth not alloweth yond fiend Anon dissemble thee with his twist'd charm, the loveth in mine own heart burns as hot as the travelling lamp f'r thee, returneth to thy senses so we shall once again beest togath'r."She answers, "Speak not, vile wight. Thou callest him a fiend, but it is no doubt that thou art twist'd by a foul, jealous disposition. Mine love is only for Anon, and thou art but a beta orbit'r, and thou shalt see very soon the might of his ichor for thou canst not hold it. Beware how thou cryest, and make not a whisper; then he might forgive thee, for my loving words would heal his wrath."Combat resumes. On the other side of the arena, Anon is standing there, preparing his second spell. Owen, the scarred assassin, almost invisible, slices his throat. Anon's corpse falls, with a bewildered look in his eyes. For half a second, Anon cucked Shi, a most amazing feat as Shi is the former supreme lord of seduction. Unfortunately, Anon's seduction ended with no infatuation.William and his harem beat Chase to death. It's not a glorious death, but a relatively common one. He loses consciousness, retaining his composure, with trickling blood to his lips. The true hero is and always has been William, who represents the ideal man of honor, courage, and resolute principle in a place where honor is always squandered on undeserved glory and virtue is never worth anything. He opens his eyes and says his last words."Girls... I'm dying but it's OK... Just do your best in this fight... And live a good, happy life... I..." William gives his final breath before he collapses. Catia kneels and grabs his hand. "William.. Thank you so much for everything you've done for us." She stands up and looks at Shi and Mark with hatred. "It's time to kick some ass!"
TEAM KEKAri, thief-sorcererAbigail, priestessCatia, fighterAimee, fighterJackson, beastmasterLarry, leopard catTEAM LOKIShi, sorcererEmiya, priestess-thiefOwen, assassinMark, con artistDEAD>William, angelologist>Kustel, angel of healing>Anon, priest>Chase, warrior
Rolled 37, 98, 61, 51, 33, 25, 5, 63, 54, 75, 56, 72, 64, 73, 2, 34, 40, 41, 56, 50 = 990 (20d100)I go walk behind Ari and stab them with both my daggers
Rolled 15, 2, 26, 25, 3, 62, 40, 96, 66, 15, 44, 35, 94, 42, 61, 32, 43, 81, 68, 15 = 865 (20d100)>>3956283"Have it your way, hey audience! your having fun right?"I aim and shoot at the remaining opponents. Am currently on a desktop computer right now. We need serious AOE to finish this up.
Rolled 32, 49, 51, 67, 91, 8, 56, 72, 95, 84, 58, 47, 75, 31, 40, 90, 63, 14, 54, 53 = 1130 (20d100)Before approaching the group of thieves, I equip the Charisma amulet and put the backstabbing shield on my back. Once this is done I walk up to the group and ask how business is going and if they want to make a good deal of money. Does the shield warn me in advance about potential backstabbing and sneak attacks or does it help negate the damage caused by them?
>>3956283Is Emiya uncharmed because Anon died.
It's your lucky day Jackson.
>>3956291The shield helps negate the damage from backstabbing.>>3956308Unknown but probable.
>>3956309I don't consider being chased down by a Cloud Kill to be particularly lucky, but I'm dead so what do I know?
Rolled 13, 88, 26, 58, 19, 54, 70, 84, 96, 95, 13, 29, 45, 10, 71, 16, 50, 92, 33, 9 = 971 (20d100)I say say Emiya "Now that fiend Anon is dead I need you to cast Hold Person on Jackson." I cast Flaming Sphere. I move 10 steps to the side. I then direct the Greater Agressive Storm cloud and Flaming Sphere to go to Jackson. Flaming Sphere: Spell Description "A burning globe of fire rolls in whichever direction you point and burns those it strikes. It moves 30 feet per round. As part of this movement, it can ascend or jump up to 30 feet to strike a target. If it enters a space with a creature, it stops moving for the round and deals 3d6 points of fire damage to that creature, though a successful Reflex save negates that damage. A flaming sphere rolls over barriers less than 4 feet tall. It ignites flammable substances it touches and illuminates the same area as a torch would.The sphere moves as long as you actively direct it (a move action for you); otherwise, it merely stays at rest and burns. It can be extinguished by any means that would put out a normal fire of its size. The surface of the sphere has a spongy, yielding consistency and so does not cause damage except by its flame. It cannot push aside unwilling creatures or batter down large obstacles. A flaming sphere winks out if it exceeds the spell’s range."Hold Person Spell Description: The subject becomes paralyzed and freezes in place. It is aware and breathes normally but cannot take any actions, even speech. Each round on its turn, the subject may attempt a new saving throw to end the effect. This is a full-round action that does not provoke attacks of opportunity. A winged creature who is paralyzed cannot flap its wings and falls. A swimmer can’t swim and may drown.
>>3956327My main action here was casting flaming sphere.
>>3956327Lets see if you can doge two things Jackson.
>>3956287Q: Can Owen sneak behind Ari?Roll: 98 (2nd roll; keeping 1st for main action)A: Critical NoQ: Can Owen stab Ari?Dagger: Above AverageDifficulty: Below Average + 2 RS (using both daggers) = Above AverageRoll: 37A: YesAri suffers - 2 RS damageQ: Can Ari survive?Toughness: Below AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 61A: No>>3956287Owen appears behind the Ari. Her ears perk up slightly and she swiftly turns around."I'm an girl." she says with a sweet, well-aimed wag of her tail. "You can't hit me." She smiles and waves a paw in front of her face. Ari is a wolf-girl: it's a racial trait to look adorable at any moment. Owen lifts his hands and stabs her in both her ears at the same time. Blood sprays from both of her ears, like a pretty red fountain."Uhm...huh?" Ari asks, stunned. She falls on the floor. She briefly wonders where's Terry, before passing away.>>3956291Terry is in the outskirts of the city. The leader of the thugs is a hideous man holding a club, with his face covered with scars and a brown mohawk. Usually, a cruel laugh echoes from his mouth.Some general information about thugs and the three categories of humans. In Greek philosophy, mankind was divided into two categories: those who have souls (pneumatics and psychics) and those who don't (hylics). The hylics have a brain: they are capable of speech and intelligence, however, they have no consciousness. The higher grade hylics are slaves and enjoy working. The lower grade hylics, who are the result of population dysgenics, are not capable of doing the work they programmed for. Those are known as "thugs"; dysfunctional hylics.Out of boredom and to make up for their personal failure, they congregate in the streets with other thugs, and annoy and hurt other people as the only form of entertainment possible to them. Thugs are distinguished from other hylics as having extremely low IQ and a high level of hostily and cowardice. In Ancient Greece, when a thug was born, they were thrown off the cliffs to die. It is also to be noted that Asian societies have little to no thugs, as a side effect of having a higher average IQ.4chan has a population mostly made of psychics, but hylics represent shitposters, spammers and shills. Pneumatics and psychics have always been a minority. In Ancient Indo-European society, they were the nobility, but with the rise of the merchant and banking caste, born from the cursed lands of Mesopotamia, they now remain as NEETs or semi-NEETs. This is why our planet is called Hell, whereas Devapura's world is properly refered to as Earth.Luqman (from thread #3) referred to humans as being divided into two categories, bandits and slaves, as he only knew about the two types of hylics.Seeing Terry, with his armor and magical artifacts, the thugs get nervous. "B... Business is not too good, sir. Yes, we would love to earn some money. What do you have in mind?"
>>3956313Duration 1 round/level
Rolled 50, 41, 82, 27, 43, 29, 57, 60, 65, 3, 47, 66, 82, 81, 39, 81, 41, 21, 25, 53 = 993 (20d100)>>3956340“Do you guys know any good stores around here? I’m talking spacious, with at least two or three rooms and some decent merchandise. We’re gonna need a base of operations in order to get things rolling. In the short term, we can sell whatever is in the store after we take over.”
>>3956350Ok I don't move to the side then I just cast flaming sphere on jackson.
Rolled 5, 10, 2, 68, 53, 17, 1, 24, 24, 90, 29, 99, 62, 67, 8, 69, 76, 30, 24, 55 = 813 (20d100)I go behind Catia and stab her with both my daggers
Rolled 100, 61, 60, 67, 64, 44, 50, 75, 54, 81, 52, 39, 13, 54, 43, 14, 56, 3, 41, 72 = 1043 (20d100)Rolling for NPCs
>>3956289Q: Can Mark shoot anyone?Bows: Below Average (see odds from previous post)Difficulty: AverageRoll: 15A: Yes- 1 RS woundQ: Rolling for target1) Abigail, 2) Catia, 3) AimeeRoll: 26 mod 3 + 1 = 3Aimee>>3956327Q: Can Shi cast Flaming Sphere?Willpower: AverageDifficulty: Below AverageRoll: 33A: YesQ: Does Emiya recover from the charm spell?Odds: Near Sure ThingRoll: 26 (3rd roll)A: YesQ: Can Emiya cast Hold Person?Wisdom: HighDifficulty: AverageRoll: 88A: NoQ: Can Jackson succeed his reflex save?Reflexes: AverageDifficulty: Average (Shi's Willpower)Roll: 58 (4th roll)A: NoJackson takes -1 RS of fire damageShi doesn't move to the side >>3956354Q: Can Shi avoid the flaming sphere?IQ: ExceptionalDifficulty: UnknownRoll: 19A: Yes>>3956357Q: Can Owen stab Catia?Dagger: Above AverageDifficulty: Fighting (Average) - 1 RS (arrow wound) = Below AverageRoll: 5A: Critical YesCritical: Insta death>>3956371Q: Can Jackson hit Shi?Fighting: Strength (Below Average) - 2 RS (semi-specialized skill) - 1 RS (fire wound) = MinusculeDifficulty: irrelevantRoll: 100A: Critical NoCritical: the handle of the lumber axe burns from the Flaming SphereQ: Can Larry hit Shi?Agility: HighDifficulty: Shi's Reflex = ExceptionalRoll: 61A: NoQ: Can Abigail revive William?Willpower: Below AverageDifficulty: HighRoll: 60A: NoQ: Can Aimee hit Shi?Fighting: AverageDifficulty: Exceptional - 2 RS (semi-specialized) = Above AverageRoll: 67A: NoQ: Does Aphrodite have a crush on William?Beauty: Below AverageDifficulty: AwesomeRoll: 44A: No
A thought crosses Abigail's mind. "If I use my priestly magic to revive William... We would have a chance to win. Aphrodite, help me..." She walks through the battlefield, shaken, explosions and magic surrounding her, arrows flying from every direction. She kneels in front of the disemboweled champion, and gently touches his forehead. "Aphrodite Ourania, I humbly call your powers, to raise this man from the dead, out of my feelings of passion for him when he was alive." But the goddess does not answer the call. The true reason that William died is that Abigail was useless, and the goddess will not forgive this betrayal.The Marksman aims and shoots and the remaining opponents. It is like shooting at sitting ducks. One of his arrows catches Aimee, the Californian babe, in the leg. She screams, "Help!" before whirling, evading the other arrows. One of arrows almost kills Owen, but the assassin swiftly deflects it with one of his daggers. Owen then repeats his previous move on Catia, stabbing both of her ears and killing her. Two beautiful fountains of blood gush from her head, forming little puddles on the floor. The crowd applauds, as surely, it is rare to see people die in such poetic manner.A burning globe of fire rolls in Jackson's direction. Shi calculates his steps just to be outside of the area of damage. Jackson's clothes seem to catch fire, and the handle of his axe breaks. The smoke fills his lungs and he coughs up blood. "JACKSOOON!!! NYAH!!!!!" Larry jumps at Shi's throat again, he's such a ball of fluffy cuteness, and his loyalty to Jackson is commentable. However, Shi catches him and dumps him in the fire.Miyashita Emiya is in awe from seeing her husband's powerful magic. "Shi, I hope you forgive those horrible things that I said... I didn't mean any of them... The demonic magic of Kek's Team had taken control of me... I'm so ashamed... Of my weakness... This taint... I'm no longer worthy..." Because of this shame, she's unable to cast Hold Person, even though it's a spell she has practiced a lot.>Owen gains the new title: "Ear-Stabber">Of Team Kek, only Abigail, Aimee, Jackson, and cute Larry are alive
Rolled 74, 58, 100, 83, 3, 67, 9, 100, 50, 64, 83, 15, 12, 50, 80, 37, 41, 3, 97, 95 = 1121 (20d100)I sneak up behind Aimee and I stab her in the ears with both my daggers
I cast Aggressive Thundercloud on Jackson. "I say to Emiya that's in the past, what matters right now is surviving this blood bath cast Summon Monster ll and Summon a small Earth Elemental to deal with that leopard"Spell description: Aggressive Thundercloud"A crackling, spherical storm cloud flies in whichever direction you point and deals electricity damage to those it strikes. It has a fly speed of 20 feet with perfect maneuverability. If it enters a space that contains a creature, the storm stops moving for the round and deals 3d6 points of electricity damage to that creature, though a successful Reflex save negates that damage. It provides concealment (20% miss chance) to anything within it, and its flickering light illuminates the same area a candle would.The sphere moves as long as you actively direct it (as a move action for you); otherwise, it stays at rest and crackles with lightning. It can be moved by wind effects and counts as a Small creature for the purpose of determining how winds affect it. The sphere has no physical substance and cannot exert any force on corporeal creatures or objects. It disperses if it exceeds the spell’s range."Spell Description:This spell summons an extraplanar creature (typically an outsider, elemental, or magical beast native to another plane). It appears where you designate and acts immediately, on your turn. It attacks your opponents to the best of its ability. If you can communicate with the creature, you can direct it not to attack, to attack particular enemies, or to perform other actions. The spell conjures one of the creatures from the 2nd Level list on Table: Summon Monster. You choose which kind of creature to summon, and you can choose a different one each time you cast the spell.
Rolled 69, 4, 83, 51, 37, 12, 42, 30, 40, 31, 38, 45, 23, 71, 5, 72, 56, 36, 47, 58 = 850 (20d100)>>3956421
>>3956400I continue shooting while singingNa, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, naBaby give it upGive it upBaby give it upNa, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, naBaby give it upGive it upBaby give it upLets hope the audience throw some good money
Rolled 29, 38, 98, 58, 86, 91, 26, 65, 52, 74, 48, 56, 17, 81, 38, 40, 86, 25, 2, 29 = 1039 (20d100)>>3956436
Mark i swear to Loki if you accidently kill me with an arrow im gonna haunt you forever
>>3956495One shot you really? though I really got to ask where did OP got the rolls for the friendly fire
>>3956422If that 4 counts a crit than Emiya is going to be summoning a medium Earth Elemental a level 4 monster summon.
Rolled 55, 19, 85, 86, 31, 48, 32, 38, 66, 23, 61, 48, 68, 79, 71, 6, 30, 40, 18, 5 = 909 (20d100)>>3956353Q: Are there a few stores fitting this description?Odds: ?Roll: 82A: NoQ: Describe oneRolls: 27, 43A: Praise of CompetitionRolls: 29, 57A: Take of TacticsA huge weapon store"Huh... Most stores in the area are small and poor... But there's one fitting the description. SteelMart is a huge store packed with weapons and stuff. But do you really plan to attack it? That sounds crazy."Another thug, the one who has a shaved head, laughs heartily. "Who cares! Sounds like a good plan. We are gangsters. That's our way of life. We live to make the profits and fuck hoes.""Do you think you can give us some weapons? Some swords, maybe?"
Rolled 61, 78, 49, 19, 96, 27, 27, 75, 40, 74, 82, 28, 56, 79, 92, 22, 31, 18, 4, 81 = 1039 (20d100)>>3956553“This isn’t gonna be your run of the mill attack. We need to keep the heat as low as possible for now. Here's what we do, we find the owner, wait for him to lock up, and follow him. We’ll get to him before he gets through his front door . His house might have some stuff we need, if it does we get it and march him back to the store, if not we do it anyway. When we get back to the store, I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. Once that’s done, we get rid of him and the place is ours. We settle in, get things sorted out and then we have some fun.”
>>3956582Terry what are you doing?
Rolled 91, 36, 98, 70, 26, 49, 34, 98, 7, 70, 91, 6, 13, 84, 30, 94, 44, 30, 44, 47 = 1062 (20d100)>>3956400I Focus on dodging Shi's various spells, and throw the Axehead at him. Larry should go after Owen, as he's demolishing our team.
>>3956670Rip. Well, I've enjoted plating with you and will hopefully have a better time wh
>>3956673*when the next mythic quest rolls around.
>>395667091: Critical Fail. Jackson is dead.>>3956410Q: Can Owen stab Aimee in the ears?Daggers: Above AverageDifficulty: Average - 1 RS (arrow wound) = Below AverageRoll: 74A: Yes>>3956422Q: Can Shi cast Aggressive Thunderstorm?Willpower: AverageDifficulty: Below AverageRoll: 69A: NoQ: Can Emiya cast Summon Monster 2Wisdom: irrelevantDIfficulty: irrelevantRoll: 4A: Critical YesCritical: she summons a medium earth elemental >>3956545Q: Can the elemental hit Larry?Fighting: Average (medium)Difficulty: High (Larry is fast)Roll: 83A: No>>3956437Q: Can Mark shoot anyone?Bows: Below AverageDifficulty: AverageRoll: 29A: Yes-1 RS damage to JacksonQ: Does the audience throw him some good money?Charisma: Above AverageDifficulty: Above Average (currently, Owen has the audience's favor)Roll: 38A: Yes>>3956553Q: Can Jackson survive his wounds?Toughness: High - 1 RS (fire wound) - 1 RS (arrow wound) = AverageDifficulty: Average = LowRoll: 55A: NoQ: What do you call Larry when he's running the copy machine?A: Copycat
Owen repeats his previous moves and turns Aimee into a living fountain of blood. The crowd scands his name, "Ear-Piercer! Ear-Piercer! Ear-Piercer!" during the massacre. As she falls, her long, golden hair flows through the air, tainted with sparkles of her own blood. She was dressed in a black dress and sparkly pumps that she had bought in the indoor market with William's money. She was probably the sexiest lady in the entire city, but now she's only a corpse. Maybe, she imagines, she can meet William in the afterlife. Wait, what's the afterlife when you're an Isekai victim, anyway?Shi fails his second Thundercloud spell. As for Emiya, everyone wants to lynch her, and she keeps receiving rotten fruits in her face. She summons a medium earth elemental, a pretty good feat of magic, but as it can't even kill a mere leopard cat, everyone is laughing. Larry is dodging each of the hits from the hulking elemental, which makes him almost as popular as Owen. As an act of jest, Larry grabs a rotten apple from the floor and throws it at the elemental's face. The elemental doesn't care, and eats the fruit. Soon Larry is overcome with terror, as he realizes that the monster is crushing the ground around him. He flees and hides behind Jackson.The Marksman shoots several arrows at Jackson. Death by fire and arrows. (A few coins are thrown at Mark for his performance.) That's not a pretty sight. Larry holds his master's hand and says comforting words while he's slowly dying. That was a valiant effort on Jackson's part, but let's be honest, half of his team really sucked and abandoned him. Let's applaud him for being the last man standing.The god Kek raises his white flag. Trumpets and horns resonate in the arena to herald the end of the Familia War. The crowd is cheering, whistling at the winners of the war. Lord Ganesha resurrects Chase, and invites the five heroes to a podium to receive their gold medal. He then speaks to the crowd."That was a great war, with a lot of intense moments. A well-deserved victory, also. Let's have a round of applauds for Loki and his Familia." Everyone enthusiastically applauds."My personal favorite moment was seeing the Ear-Stabber slaughter all of Champion William's harem. Wasn't it so funny to see that cat-girl die?" The crowd is delirious. "He went from street prostitute to the most famous gladiator of Devapura in one day. His formal name is Owen. Please, another round of applauds for Champion Owen."
@Loki's Familia. Please vote for what you do with Abigail (priestess of Aphrodite) and Larry (leopard cat).>>3947920@The defeated team. If someone wants to co-QM (>>3953645), you will be resurrected too. If not, you're welcome to hang out in the thread anyway. The next thread will be in about 18-19 days.>>3956616@Terry. I'm sorry but your team lost (>>3951486) so this means the interruption of your business. There were only 4 player slots open for this thread.>Thread title changed to "Loki's Familia".>Chase is resurrected (>>3954592).>Jackson gains the title "Last Man Standing".>Only Abigail and Larry survived. The winning team decides if they live or die.
>>3956699Abigail becomes my sex slave and Larry becomes my pet.
>>3956699In the simplest of terms it wasn’t my team, I only had a friend who was on said team. As far as slots go, if up to eight people can be in one familia then there’s certainly room for five PCs. Had every more people from the other thread showed up, team Loki would’ve had at least seven PCs in it.
>>3956696Do i get a reward for winning. If so I want to be a wizard.
>>3956740Scratch that I have a better idea. Have Abigail and Larry fight to the death. If Larry wins he gets to go free and if Abigail wins she gets to be my sex slave.
I want the cat
>>3956778You can have the cat if I get Abigail.
>>3956746Roll.>>3956742I said in the previous thread 4 players max per Familia. This is the limit of how many players I can comfortably handle. If more people showed up, they would have joined Guanyin or Ishtar's Familia.
>>3956673You put on a good fight, I hope next quest we won't be fightinjg against each other.
>>3956787Luck don't fail me now
Rolled 70, 11, 78, 41, 68, 90, 55, 14, 39, 22, 68, 41, 1, 22, 43, 70, 88, 48, 21, 20 = 910 (20d100)>>3956793
Rolled 86, 29, 25, 38, 64, 95, 51, 24, 41, 92, 20, 72, 25, 25, 82, 96, 92, 98, 16, 64 = 1135 (20d100)I go collect the money that people threw into the arena
>>3956787I highly doubt you’d organize a fight with nine on one side, five on another, and one or two on the last. At this point however, I wouldn’t be surprised.
Cmon man he just doesn't want to deal with a ton of people
Rolled 68, 54, 57, 75, 75, 96, 13, 7, 43, 53, 53, 40, 47, 71, 91, 10, 54, 93, 43, 79 = 1122 (20d100)>>3956699I don't really care about the cat, but Abigail really doesn't deserve what happened here, she should just leave and find herself an anachronistic therapist to talk to.This whole thing is a disgusting affair, these people were untrained and unprepared, and were knowingly thrust into a meat grinder for fleeting entertainment. I'm not going to forget this.>>3956787Let the man play ya hoozer, at least make an effort to kill him off properly if you want him dead and gone.
>>3956872I wouldn't be very fair Terry if you got to just skip the bloodbath we just faced and pick whichever side wins.
>>3956794Q: Does Ganesha grant the winners an advanced class?Odds: ?Roll: 70A: NoQ: Other than the gold medal and reskilling, do they get anything?Odds: UnlikelyRoll: 11A: YesRandom event: double digits rolled under CLFor reference, the Chaos Level is currently at the minimum, 5Roll: 78A: Ambiguous EventRolls: 41, 68A: Expose of RumorQ: A rumor about who?Rolls: 90, 55A: Failure of SufferingGuanyin (goddess of mercy)Rolls: 14, 39A: Abandon of NewsShe's retiring from the Familia businessQ: Does Loki want Kek's pyramid as a prize? Odds: Very Likely (hinted here: >>3952455)Roll: 22A: YesRandom event: double digits rolled under CLRoll: 68A: PC PositiveShi's request is actually grantedQ: What do the other players get? How about extra skill points?Odds: ?Roll: 90A: NoQ: What do they get?Rolls: 55, 14A: Disrupt of PeaceChaosRolls: 39, 22A: Bestow of EnergyA blessing of Chaos>>3956796Q: Is there a lot of money?Odds: ?Roll: 86A: No>>3956794The winners of the gladiator match will receive the Blessing of Chaos from their god. After Shi pleads with him, Lord Ganesha rules that Shi can instead receive the wizard class if he prefers.>Blessing of Chaos: You receive a + 1 RS bonus when you attempt a chaotic action>Wizard (prestige class): You can use your IQ score when casting known spells. New spells can be learnt from scrolls, books or trainers. Sorcerer spells can still be casted using vizualization. You receive a spellbook that contains 1 random spell.A reskilling is also to be granted (>>3953540).As prize for winning the war, Loki chooses to trade Familia homes with Kek. Thus, Loki will get the pyramid, and Kek, the trailer. Loki says to Owen, "I told you I had a plan to get a new Familia house. This will definitely raise our prestige, although, my long-term goal is to one day build a circus.">>3956796Owen collects 3 silver coins and 24 copper coins from the arena's floor. Also available on the floor are 42 rotten fruits, William's bowels and lungs, as well as the gear from the slain members of Kek's Familia. Ari: a dagger, lock picks (32 pc), 1 potion of fire resistanceJackson: the blade of a burnt lumber axe, prescription glasses, conductor's hat, winter clothes (half burnt)William (+ harem): 160 copper, 3 scimitars, a bone spear, 3 purses, slippers, magnifying glass, 2 torches, a backpack, a flask of lavender oil, a flask of peppermint oilAnonKnight: nothing, he's a poorfag
>>3956884It would be understandable if he were open about this from the beginning. There was never any indication that what happened in the main plot would affect me unless one of you guys directly interfered with my palms. The way this situation is being handled comes off as disingenuous. Obviously he didn’t like the fact that I was role playing instead of adhering to the flow chart but no warnings were given either through himself or through the narrative.>>3956905Thank you my Canadian brother. Given what I’ve said above, having everything unceremoniously scrapped out of nowhere is annoyig to say the least. I’d even be willing to make a compromise on my involvement in the thread but simply erasing me or simply killing me off with no chance of continuing with my story would be unjust.
Rolled 2, 29, 64, 89, 60, 40, 11, 15, 43, 72, 25, 55, 45, 25, 75, 70, 82, 10, 69, 76 = 957 (20d100)I take all the money and corpse loot plus all the ears I cut off
>>3956929That was never my intention. In had I had no idea that we were going to be railroaded into an unescapable conflict. I figured I was as vulnerable as everyone else and that I’d naturally have to fight one of you when we crossed paths. Also it wasn’t exactly like I hid away in some fortress, I actively took and was in the process of taking risks.
does ear stabbing count as a chaotic action?
>>3956942OP what advantage other than using IQ for spells does wizard have over Sorcerer.
>>3956970Ok then that's understandable.
>>3956980I would assume that a chaotic action means random and unpredictable. Since you have you have used that move a few times and it's your signature move I wouldn't consider it chaotic, but it's all up to OP.
>>3956942I argue that if one person can choose an advanced class, the option should be available to the rest of us. I would pick Armsmaster.Also come on, there needs to be at least one player who isn't a brainless shitter. Terry actively increases the quality by his mere presence. Not to mention that there is no in character justification for him to get nixed.
Rolled 65, 32, 90, 76, 38, 33, 78, 62, 43, 69, 11, 48, 54, 65, 83, 86, 66, 3, 45, 69 = 1116 (20d100)>>3956991
>>3956942>Wizard (prestige class): You can use your IQ score when casting known spells. New spells can be learnt from scrolls, books or trainers. Sorcerer spells can still be casted using vizualization. You receive a spellbook that contains 1 random spell.
>>3956985I apologize if I made you think I was trying cheat my way into gaining immunity or any special privileges, I was simply being as creative as possible given the circumstances.
>>3956942I cast instrument maker on William's Lungs. I then take them as a trophy. Instrument Maker: Make instrument out of non living material.
Rolled 90, 43, 65, 26, 31, 45, 92, 68, 7, 69, 94, 12, 85, 37, 12, 38, 47, 20, 38, 64 = 983 (20d100)>>3957019
>>3957017It's all good.
>>3957019I make them into bag pipes.
>>3956970Terry, I am glad you want to participate more. But the War was to select player slots. You can join the next thread.>>3956980Ear stabbing in itself is not chaotic, I agree with Shi's answer.>>3956983The wizard class provides no other advantage.
>>3956942I pick>Wizard (prestige class): You can use your IQ score when casting known spells. New spells can be learnt from scrolls, books or trainers. Sorcerer spells can still be casted using vizualization. You receive a spellbook that contains 1 random spell.
Rolled 34, 34, 80, 30, 61, 13, 8, 27, 18, 81, 89, 20, 33, 91, 14, 15, 13, 72, 32, 77 = 842 (20d100)I say to Loki,"If we get the kek's pyramid do we get the stuff inside?"
>>3957105You should’ve explicitly stated this when I made my decision to operate on my own terms. Had you simply explained the way player slots were to be determined (in a similar manner to how you explained the out of bounds rule) instead of letting me make my own decisions up until this point there would be no issue. I cannot correctly state wether your actions are the result of sheer negligence or delusory intentions. Regardless, your behavior as it relates to this matter has been obnoxious to say the least.
>>3956994Q: Is Ganesha swayed by Chase's argument?Odds: ?Roll: 65A: No>>3957023Q: Can Shi make bagpipes from William's lungs?Willpower: AverageDifficulty: Below AverageRoll: 90A: NoUsing my first E-Rank Chaos pass (>>3955425)Reroll: 43A: YesQ: Describe the instrumentRolls: 65, 26A: Attach of The PhysicalKeeps an organic look>>3956991>I argue that if one person can choose an advanced class, the option should be available to the rest of us.Ganesha rejects your argument. "You do not have the proper mindset for a New Beginning. Develop your buddhi, my son. Study the ancient texts, meditate, and maybe one day you will find the advanced class that suits you. Or, more properly, the universe will bring it to you.">>3957019>I cast instrument maker on William's Lungs.At first, you fail to visualize the bagpipes properly, but the forces of chaos approve of the creation of a tribute to William, and a clear image appears in your mind. You create the relic "William's Bagpipes". The bagpipes still have a raw, organic look, with a hint of Cthulhu caused by the intervention of chaos magic. To say it more plainly, they look quite disgusting, but they are perfectly functional as a musical instrument. Emiya thinks that you should burn this abomination and bury the ashes in the sand.>>3957160>If we get the kek's pyramid do we get the stuff inside?"Of course, we do. However, it also means that Kek gets our stuff. We've got to say goodbye to our waifu pillows.">1 E-Rank Chaos pass used
Rolled 41, 76, 28, 95, 17, 86, 75, 53, 29, 23, 51, 73, 29, 60, 51, 58, 22, 15, 80, 93 = 1055 (20d100)I leave the pillow at the trailer sadly, then I go say to Loki,"Let's go look at our new shit." And I go to the pyramid
>>3957121Q: What is Shi's first spell?Rolls: 31, 45A: Heal of IllnessDoes not match the classReroll: 92, 68A: Vengeance of RumorCan't interpretRolls: 7, 69A: Violate of WoundsYour spellbook contains the spell Violate Wound.Violate Wound: If you cast Violate Wound on a wounded target, it opens and deepens the wound, hurting them more. The more your foe suffers, the more severe the wound will be.
Rolled 25, 78, 44, 41, 100, 70, 94, 14, 19, 29, 13, 38, 81, 68, 36, 81, 18, 18, 16, 61 = 944 (20d100)>>3957251I go the new pyramid with Owen playing the bag pipes as I do.
Rolled 82, 5, 36, 7, 38, 14, 89, 74, 85, 66, 91, 100, 58, 31, 26, 24, 95, 97, 63, 11 = 1092 (20d100)i occasionally reach over and squish the bag of the bag pipes while Shi is playing them, just because
Rolled 30, 58, 74, 99, 89, 69, 98, 59, 36, 75, 53, 53, 67, 13, 38, 78, 86, 18, 14, 13 = 1120 (20d100)>>3957105>>3957182You can't just let a player screw themselves out of playing without informing them. This isn't just railroading, it's obfuscated railroading to an unbearable degree. There's no in universe reason why Terry should be removed from play and I don't really see a reason to boot him on meta level either. #IstandwithTerry>>3957243"Fine, I'll keep the bonus, but you divinities have no grounds to spout self-help bullshit when you're in the business of slapping superpowers on random neets."Now, if this fiasco is over and we're free to go, I'll make my way to the edge of the city and cross the boundary. I'm not leaving the game, I just want to observe a bit of the city and do some experiments.
>>3953540Reskilling has no effect for Chase and Shi because their class only has one skill.However, Emiya, Owen and Mark can now put 15 points in the following skills to replace their previous class skills (see picture for rank values).THIEF SKILLS (Emiya)>Pick Pocket>Open Lock>Find/Remove Traps>Stealth>Hide in Shadows>Detect Noise>Climb>Read LanguagesASSASSIN SKILLS (Owen)>Stealth>HIde in Shadows>Detect Noise>Climb>Disguise>Knowledge (Poison)CON ARTIST (Mark)>Pickpocket>Disguise>Bluff>Intimidation>Con Artist
>>3957339I tell Emiya to put 5 points in >Open Lock>Find/Remove Traps>Detect Noise
whats the difference between stealth and hide in shadows?
>>3957360Stealth is the regular skill to hide and move silently.Hide in Shadows is a supernatural skill that makes you merge with the shadows.
I put 5 points into stealth, 5 into hide in shadows, and 5 into knowledge (poison)