In the aftermath of a tragic combine harvester accident that the Monsanto corporation is struggling to bury despite webcam footage, nine faggots were given supernatural powers by the God of Chaos and sent into Isekai-land to provide entertainment since he burned through his anime backlog. Once they arrived, they froze their asses off, slew nearly twenty zombies, and (accidentally) destroyed a temple to the Goddess of Healing through the power of Saint Michael.During the middle of the fight, a tenth Isekai victim crawled out of the ruins, disoriented but quickly brought up to speed. Shortly after, two others nearly died and a warrior's wounds underwent a recovery that was nothing short of miraculous. Not having anywhere else to go, the surviving cultists decided to accompany our intrepid heroes, edgy antiheroes, blatant vigilantes, apathetic hangers-on, and potential villains held back only by the rest of the party on their journey to the city of Taedmorden.It is after approximately one and a half weeks of almost starving in the snow and wishing more of them were experienced campers that we resume our quest. They may think that nothing is amiss, but unbeknownst to them, a surprise weighing multiple hundreds of tons awaits in their path. It is a questionable decision, not helped by the combine harvester's insistence on going in a loop. Holy shit.>The Archive:>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Multiplayer+Isekai+Quest
>>3919883Each of the Isekai victims living on a diet of half-starved squirrels, boiled mushrooms, and the refusal to die is stopped cold on their trail by the sight of something even the least sane among them wouldn't have expected in a dozen minutes of grabbing at meaningless hypotheticals. A swathe of pine trees has been flattened and shattered, and to either side are the wheeled tracks of an impossible machine that should not be, but crudely parked in an outcropping of trees, it stands in a mountain of splinters- a monument to one man's defiance of sanity, rationality, and common sense in favour of a glorious eternal truth only he can see.The LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train was his choice and his alone, and in truth, when he was given the decision to make, he knew, consequences be damned that none other would ever suffice. It has been nigh-impossible to keep its cabin and the four cars attached fed the two-hundred and twenty pounds of fuel it needs to keep moving and with the stockpile that came dwindling down to less than two week's worth of tonnage, the conductor was in dire straights. The two others that came with him into the frozen wasteland and agreed to travel rather than risk starvation, Mark and Dante, have pitched in where they can but with each day to go by, keeping the LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train moving instead of freezing seems more and more unsustainable with each minute that passes.Little by little, the three had begun to lose hope but awakening to the sudden sound of stunned shouts, they stare out the cabin's window and catch sight of ten armed, road-weary, and utterly befuddled men that are clearer than the day. Neither side knows each other's names, but they remember the combine harvester, and their shared dimensional roots gives them a mutual understanding that no native of this world could ever know. What comes next, time alone can tell and elsewhere, the God of Chaos sits on the edge of his seat.
>>3919931"Fucking finally. Remind me to grab a book in town because holy shit that was boring."
>>3919931"Right you faggots must be the new batch. I don't feel the need to introduce myself because honestly, I can't be sure how long you'll last.""First order of business, Miyashita or Emiya whatever your name's too complicated. The lord of Taedmorden is offering your people Asylum. It might be a good place to spread your faith and start over to be perfectly honest">>3919899"I talked to lord Fellhand and he seemed like a decent enough dude. I REALLY don't want to recount everything so Terry if you don't mind could you play them the recording.""TL;DR is he's offering us a place to stay for a few heads but since I wasn't a pussy I asked him for some harder quests.It's pretty much mountain bandits or cultists really.""I told him I'd give him an answer soon too."
>>3919951"This isn't to say we shouldn't take a few days off in Caelkirk by the way.I think we need to make some money and get at least some supplies before we set off on the quests."
>>3919951“How about we get situated and more importantly out of this snow field before we start arguing over quests? We can listen to it at anytime but we have a strict timetable for getting our shit together. We can start by asking these strangers for a ride.”
>>3919967"What'you mean shit together? You can't even be sure how many of them are actually awake or go off into bumfuck nowhere like those three ones I can't even remember the names of.Hell play the recording for them too if you want it'll give them an idea what's going on, even give them a recap since I already talked about all the shit we did."
Are Dante and Mark even here? I know Jackson isn't because he said he would be gone.
>>3919972“We don’t even know who these guys are or what they’re doing here. For all we know they have no connection to or knowledge of our “employer”. In case you haven’t noticed, we’re out in the freezing tundra and may as well be half starved. We have more immediate business to deal with, like basic survival.”
>>3919976"There we fucking go""The options are, Open the chance, just the chance and option to talk about the exposition or wait for the new people to MAYBE reply so they can give their cringe ass introductions about not knowing what happened and suddenly waking up here and waaaaa waaa useless exposition about themselves nobody gives a shit about that probably won't matter since they'll probably go catatonic anyway."
>>3919976Dante should be around. As for Mark, I have no idea. He pretty much disappeared after joining.
>>3919981"What the fuck is this catatonic shit anyways? Remember Jake? Orion? New Guy? None of them have said or done anything since before we got here."
>>3919980"Jesus you actually want to the do the whole character introductions spiel.You know we're gonna be stuck here all day with this cliche?">We have more immediate business to deal with, like basic survival."It's fine what're we even gonna talk about?Hey maybe we should actually be using magic or our powers to help survive even though that's already been taken into account?This travelling session's just gonna be that zombie horde again, just more of the same shit till we actually hit an encounter.""The only thing to talk about are the new guys and DEAR GOD I couldn't care less about people who probably won't even respond."
>>3919984I don't get why people make characters if they're not going to play.
>>3919990"Bitch we're all from 4chan /qst, of course we'd be a bunch of people who back out hours after starting something."
Can we just say that we get on the train and keep moving if none of the lobotomites step forward to represent themselves?
Rolled 8, 4, 4, 3, 2, 8, 3, 9, 3, 2 = 46 (10d10)>>3919931“Aight guys amma start filling the pot with whatever we had” Rolling for making a welcome feast for the group
>>3920001 Missed a 0 there guy
Rolled 24, 40, 96, 79, 93, 90, 34, 47, 39, 98 = 640 (10d100)>>3920001Ayy fuck me
>>3919992"Fair enough I guess but I don't think people usually just give up on thinking like some of these guys."
>>3920001"At least this one speaks, Just give us your name cheat/s and/or classe/s.Then I guess give us a one sentence, fifteen word description of yourself to make bitch boy over there happy."
>>3919988I’m not talking about introductions. Something like “hey can we hitch a ride we’re going to xxx”. It’s that simple. I think your mixing up in-game events with the actual progression of the thread.>>3919990Beats me, some actually put some thought into theirs which makes it worse.
>>3920006Hell yeah Mark, thanks for showing up.
>>3920011“Rogue and After-Effect, You guys should come in. It must have been an exhausting trek from god knows where you’ve been. Do shake the snow off before entering its a fucking horror cleaning up after such a group”
>>3920021"Right I'm just gonna pretend we weren't already gonna do that""So awkward silence or does anybody want to play I spy?"
>>3920013Happy to be here, tho I think we should be talking bout what were gonna do as am thinking OP is waiting for our rolls. I suggest all of us help on getting fuel for the train and if the mages can be bothered do the magic fuel thing OP said
>>3920021“Sounds good to me. Extreme wether doesn’t faze me as much as most people but there’s only so much snow one can trudge through before they’ve had enough.”
>>3920025"Sure, I'll start. I spy, with my little eye something that begins with "In"."
>>3920034“Inverted Priestess Nipples yes”“Are the cultist with you guys?”
>>3920034“Would the word happen to be “inconsiderate”?”
>>3920034"Is it inches of snow?""Does the train have an incinerator?""Are there somehow Indians around?">>3920037"Sure they're there. It'll take a minute for them to reply though"
>>3920037>>3920038>>3920039Sorry guys, it was "inherent mortality of all things"
>>3920042Shoot, that was gonna be my next guess.
>>3920042"Ahh but I have a filter for edgy bullshit so I call disability""Alright my turn I spy with my little eye something we've been dragging with us since the landing on this waste land that starts with E but should really start with U."
It's getting late where I'm at and I have to be awake extremely early tomorrow, so I'm going to let the conversation continue and wait for others to get on until then.>>3919995Feels a bit off to let everyone board the LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train before Jackson's had anything to say about it, even if there's 99/1 odds he wouldn't have a problem.>>3920001Good to see you're still here, I'll tally your rolls tomorrow in case anyone else attempts an action.>>3919990>>3919992>>3920012It's a shame but- these things happen.
>>3920059 Will that healing goddess call back? Also is there anything gonna happen with that chaos god intervention pop up later?
Rolled 31, 98, 63, 70, 21, 50, 100, 50, 81, 50 = 614 (10d100)>>3920059Rolling to use my After-Effect to produce a clone of mine that is near compatible or inherently near in characteristics with Jackson so i can high jack the train in his absence if that is allowed of course
Rolled 8, 58, 42, 55, 38, 3, 53, 60, 44, 82 = 443 (10d100)>>3920059 Rolling multiple rolls even when neither the fluff post or even the rolls post have gone up just because I want to roll multiple time
Rolled 56, 53, 96, 58, 97, 66, 66, 79, 46, 98 = 715 (10d100)>>3920059 Hell let me do it again, rolling to slack off and be bored
>>3920071If you somehow pull this off, a table flip provided by yours truly, will be in order.
>>3920069Inevitably, and you'll see.>>3920071After-Effect summons alternate versions of yourself from nearby timelines, and I'm almost certain that given the choice of any vehicle manufactured in the last century, none of them would've chosen to bring a LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train to Isekai setting. Then again, you know yourself much better than I do, and if you call tell me in full honesty that you've watched the Polar Express double-digits of times, you may make the attempt in the future. These rolls would've failed though, the more different an iteration of yourself is the harder they are to bring. Sorry to hold the show and skip out an hour after starting the thread, but my mornings tend to be busy. Out of curiosity, what are you trying to cook?>>3920076>>3920079Based.
>>3920086Mystery Stew, made from anything I had my hands on, could I employ my After-Effect with the cooking if i may add.This is still me tho I was posting from my phone and is currently using my laptop
So, sorry for keeping quiet. Things happened and I had no way to respond.
>>3920011"Sorry for keeping quiet. It's, it's just the shock is all I had thought it was just us who got this shit tossed on them. I'm just a nigga with electric powers."
>>3920136"Yes and I'm a Lee Ghandi, you're only gonna get an awkward hello.These introductions are cringe and they've always been cringed."
>>3920146"Well aren't mister fucking Rodgers. What's the story of how you guys got here? Been stuck out here with nothing to do but hunt to survive. Hell, I had almost given up on there being people out this hell hole"
>>3920160"Da fuck you saying man?Also somebody might tell you but honestly who gives a shit you'll find out soon enough.""By the way, you didn't say it but Lee Ghandeez Nuts."
>>3920160"I'd have to call you lucky then, because we got thrown right into a zombie attack when we got here. We're headed to a town that shouldn't be too far from here and as we're in this situation we might as well stick together for the time being. I assume the train is courtesy of the frog?"
>>3920166I stare at you in disbelief, I stare until my expression cracks and my laughter sounds around the room. "Fuck! Shit, nigga I needed that. aight I ain't gonna push your shit in to get the info." I close my eyes, lean back, and sigh. >>3920170"That sounds like a good idea. We could probably make good time if anyone could drive this piece of shit."
>>3920179"Didn't you just drive it over here?"
>>3920199"Jackson, he can drive but he's doing his shit again. He has, issues? Yeah, let's call it that. This thing isn't moving till he starts."
>>3920204“Well we might as well get comfortable.”
Rolled 15, 64, 52, 20, 38, 21, 12, 19, 29, 86 = 356 (10d100)>>3920136“These electric powers are a part of your soul unlike magic aren’t they?”“There’s been a disturbing amount of people being transported here and remaining catatonic. Maybe they’re brain dead due to the impact of the combine harvester”>>3920218“That reminds me.”>Get some flammable materials, Wood, you know the stuff>Use [Speed Demon] to spin a stick of wood over a stack fast enough to create fire through friction.
>>3920223"Come to think of it, it might be some side effect of us being brought here. Everyone seemed fine when we were with the frog, but the moment we got here people started to shut down."
Rolled 36, 45, 40, 39, 69, 89, 45, 39, 64, 2 = 468 (10d100)>>3920223"Yeah, these powers and abilities are ours alone. Don't know enough to subscribe to the theory you're putting out.">>3920218"Yeah, but seeing all these new faces have got me restless. I'm going to go do a bit of practice. Anyone's welcome to join me if you want to shoot the shit."I'll be outside, practicing with my electricity. Generating it and shooting it out.
Rolled 84, 2, 30, 81, 53, 56, 37, 19, 79, 62 = 503 (10d100)>>3920236"I suppose now's as good a time as any"I find a spot and run through my angles and manuveres with my stilleto whist using Death Perception to find and eliminate flaws in my swordplay.
>>3920236"It's a weird experience... These abilities I mean. They're yours but you can't really say that you earned them, not really."
Rolled 9, 48, 11, 26, 38, 76, 29, 15, 54, 55 = 361 (10d100)>>3920236“Understandable, I’ll see you around.”>I proceed to find a seat and see what more I can figure out about the Nokia and how it functions
>>3920059I was snoozing while this thread was being made. Also, I'm still waiting for my results to better my mental self during this trek if that's okay. And/or team bonding with the priestess.
>>3918599>Q: Did Alex manage to consistently meditate despite the distraction of the cold?>Willpower: Below Average, Odds: Unlikely>Roll: 7>Critical Yes, and he's gained Weak skill in Meditation, furthering future benefits>Q: Can he achieve any insight on his demonic form?>Odds: 50/50>Roll: 97>Critical No, he fails to realise anything he doesn't already know, and instinctively grasps that he needs to consume a sapient soul to progress farther>Q: Is he able to better his relationship with the priestess, despite his fiendish appearance?>Odds: Likely, she's quite sorry about assuming you were a demon because of (what she believes is) your rare autistic disease>Roll: 61>Yes, she gets over the unsettling feeling being anywhere near you fills her with>Q: Does she take it any farther?>Charisma: High, Odds: Unlikely, she's still reeling from the loss of the temple and that's the last thing on her mind>Roll: 60>No, but she begins to think of him as a good friend>>3920006>Q: Can Mark produce a good mystery stew?>Cooking: Average, Odds: Likely, there's no outside distractions>Roll: 24>Yes, he manages to boil some water and get a pot large enough for the thirteen people here>Q: Is the stew generally liked by everyone?>Odds: Likely, normally it'd be 50/50 but most people have been starving in the wilderness>Roll: 40>Yes, it's an extremely welcome reprieve>Q: Does anything unexpected happen?>Roll: 96>Critical No, he senses a faint tug from another part of the timeline, then he catches a pang of mortal terror and it goes dead silent>>3920079>Q: Does David manage to slack off?>Odds: Very Likely, the LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train's a good spot for it and he has extensive experience>Roll: 56>Yes, and he looks quite satisfied doing it>>3920223>Q: Can [Speed Demon] successfully light a fire from the assorted brush?>Stand Rank: E, Odds: Unlikely, he hasn't done this before but it's a fairly straightforward application of his powers>Roll: 15>Yes, he manages to get a campfire going>Q: Is it hot enough to ward off the chill?>Odds: Very Unlikely, it is freezing and the fire wasn't put together with any amount of skill>Roll: 64>No, but the cultists and other Isekai victims appreciate the effort>cont.
>>3920398>>3920236>Q: Can Dante generate enough electricity to throw?>Odds: Likely, he doesn't have any distractions but this is still new to him>Roll: 36>Yes, it takes a minute to get warmed up but when he does, he gets enough to shatter the glass in a lightbulb>Q: Can he get in some good practice?>Odds: Near Sure Thing, at an experience level this low, any amount of training is good>Roll: 45>Yes, he crackles the air around him and works up a nice sweat despite the cold>Q: Is lightning magic rare in this region?>Odds: 50/50>Roll: 40>Yes, it's extremely uncommon outside of advanced sorcerers and various storm priests for how difficult it is to control>Q: Are the cultists and priestess impressed?>Odds: Likely, they don't see much magic in general, only the aftereffects>Roll: 39>Yes, they're convinced he's some sort of prodigy>>3920243>Q: Is Chase's Death Perception able to detect his own weaknesses?>Odds: Has to be>Roll: 84>Yes, he manages to catch and correct some flaws in his stance>Q: Counting the amount of time they've spent traveling and his current training, does he make any progress?>Odds: Very Unlikely, this usually takes extensive amounts of time>Roll: 2>Critical Yes, thanks to Death Perception and his natural reflexes, his sword skill manages to go from High to Exceptional>Q: Do the cultists and priestess find his swordplay impressive?>Odds: Unlikely, they've seen plenty of demonstrations back at the temple>Roll: 30>Yes, they're not impressed by the blade, so much as the footwork and precision, particularly the bit where he caught an arc of static electricity on the stiletto's point, then whipped it back to Dante, who caught it without missing a beat>>3920250>Q: After finding a /comfy/ seat, is Terry able to find anything interesting about the brick phone?>Odds: 50/50>Roll: 9>Critical Yes, he discovers that in addition to keeping track of names, it also maintains a psychic list of the opinion the contacts have toward the caller>Q: Does anything else of note happen?>Odds: 50/50>Roll: 48>Yes, he gets a phone call from... Evylivon?>Q: If he answers, is she busy?>Odds: A Sure Thing>Roll: 11>Critical Yes, she just wanted to leave a voicemail extolling the health benefits of regular prayer and staying away from drugs, especially ephemeral dream-slivers and inter-dimensional trance powdersIt's a shame to say this is the only post I'll be able to make for the next few hours, but I'll be back by 2:00 PM (CST) at the latest
>>3919931You better keep this quiet, or hundred of train otakus are going to post their character sheet. If you include micro-management of the train, the 4chan servers might even crash from the traffic.
Rolled 27, 23, 18, 4, 31, 18, 61, 13, 77, 75 = 347 (10d100)>>3920399"Nice to know we got transportation. This will make getaways easier. I don't know if it's a good thing that we'll get a rep from this.">I train my Strength stat.
Rolled 49, 28, 93, 72, 100, 63, 1, 21, 11, 32 = 470 (10d100)>>3920398That's not too bad, at least now I have someone capable of teaching me magic. And to be more wise/stronger sense of will.>Training my magic stat while socalizing >>3920409"So long as that rep isn't like monkey's paw I think we'll be fine. But I am wondering about in terms of souls how exactly the booms work. Is it porportionate compare to the living being? Is it based on numbers? Would eating a squirrel's soul be the same as eating say a human? So many questions and no answers."
Rolled 11, 97, 85, 65, 5, 94, 55, 79, 54, 69 = 614 (10d100)>>3920399After making these discoveries (and looking over my most recent voicemail) I become interested in the psychic link between the Nokia and other sentient creatures. It’s ties are obviously close to me, but there is no doubt that the connection can extend to the callers in significant ways. These are the thought that run through my mind as I try to get a better understanding of its psychic prowess.
Rolled 32, 31, 6, 73, 32, 65, 62, 29, 97, 73 = 500 (10d100)>>3920399After working up a decent sweat, and showing off my abilities I decided to rest a bit and chat up any female members of the cult or the priestess herself."You Seemed surprised by abilities, is skill like mine so rare?" While talking, I actively lean on the power of my vice to increase arousal.
Change of plans, I'm back earlier than expected but I'll have to leave for 3-4 hours when 2 PM hits. Not enough time for a full update, I'm afraid, but I can process dice rolls.>>3920400I don't intend to advertise, but anyone that shows up can join in. If I didn't intend to allow micromanagement of the LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train, I wouldn't have allowed it to begin with.>>3920409>Q: Did Anon manage to train his strength stat over the week and a half they spent traveling?>Odds: Unlikely, there aren't many opportunities to stop and lift in the woods>Roll: 27>Yes, he managed to make the time.>Q: Did he see an improvement during the time he spent training?>Odds: No Way, a week and a half is too little time to put on bulk>Roll: 23>No, but he could almost swear the bicep feels a liiittle wider>>3920422>Q: Is Alex able to meditate during conversation?>Odds: Very Unlikely, entering a meditative trance requires deep focus>Roll: 49>No, he wasn't even close>Q: Does Alex manage to socialise effectively?>Charisma: High, Odds: Very Likely>Roll: 28>Yes, he has a pleasant conversation with a cultist on the minutia of whittling that leaves him a little more informed than before>>3920466>Q: Is the voicemail pleasant?>Odds: Likely, it's rare that she's contacted by someone outside of the fold>Roll: 11>Yes, despite the subject matter, the frazzled enthusiasm makes it seem much more interesting>Q: Is she going to be able to make a full call anytime soon?>Odds: Likely, she said she would try to make time>Roll: 97>Critical No, the Pōtaru Atesaki are fighting on so many fronts she's swamped with work but promises she can spare five minutes in three and a half weeks>Q: Is Terry able to achieve a further understanding of the brick phone's properties?>Intelligence: High, Odds: Very Likely, it's psychically connected to him after all>Roll: 85>Yes, just barely>Q: Is it useful in a combat context?>Odds: 50/50>Roll: 65>No, it is a utility enchantment>Q: Is it particularly useful?>Roll: 5>Critical Yes, it flawlessly translates both the caller and recipient's words, while infallibly shielding the caller from mental, psychic, and mystical influence, but not vice versa>cont.
>>3920653>>3920632>Q: Is his level of skill with lightning particularly rare among practitioners?>Odds: 50/50>Roll: 32>Yes, his technique is crude but his intuitive connection to the movement of the lightning is something that can't be learned, only self-taught>Q: Is the priestess initially receptive to his advances?>Charisma: Below Average, Odds: Unlikely, she's still recovering from the destruction of the temple but his "sorcery" is legitimately impressive>Roll: 31>Yes, but she assumes they're having an ordinary conversation>Q: Is Dante's channeling of Lust effective?>Odds: Very Unlikely, she's a chaste priestess>Roll: 6>Yes, she becomes quite flustered>Q: Does she suspect anything out of the ordinary?>Odds: Unlikely, she's had similar reactions to some adventurers in the past but never acted on them>Roll: 73>No, she isn't thrown on-edge>Q: Are there any other women among the cult survivors?>Odds: Likely>Roll: 32>Yes, there are two>Q: Are any of them attractive?>Odds: Unlikely, the temple of healing doesn't select for beauty in its members>Roll: 65>No, they're both old and well-versed in fungal lore>Q: Are either of the two interested?>Odds: Very Unlikely, they're past menopause and he's not the first adventurer they've seen>Roll: 62>No, they're too busy staring at the train
>>3920653>whittlingCool, I know how to make things out of wood...I guess. Oh well, social links require the most mundane of things to be done for progress. For real I'm going to need to find a library or just trail and error casting spells till I suck less at it.
>>3920398Seeing that the plan of fire by friction was mediocre, I seek to cultivate my spiritual strength.>Consult the Catholic Bible and attempt to further my spiritual bond with Michael.
>>3920668It's mainly a fuel and construction issue. You're not going to get a good burn on damp brush, you need tinder, kindling and larger pieces for fuel if you want something substantial.
Alright, every other woman here is a confirmed hag.
>>3920677A bit upset that not even lust magic is enough to make anyone that isn't a blushing virgin pay attention to you, are we?
>>3920695Not one of those guys. I glad to see it works so well on someone so chaste. I'm actually thinking about how well my chosen abilities are comboing so well with my new powers. Brawling, Dancing, and Breathing seem to be working out.
>>3920700How well can you preform the electric slide?
>>3920719The only slide I know how to do is the Cha-Cha slide, and that's because of a dance class I was forced to take for a month in elementary.
>>3920746Meanwhile, I know how to sing because I went to a C of E (Church of England) School where singing is mandatory.Now that I've said this, there are a lot of skills that I have IRL that I didn't put in the sheet because I thought it wouldn't be relevant.
>>3920752I almost put singing down, and I kinda wish I did. I could have probably made some coin in the city.
>>3920752I left out a lot of shit because I would rather focus on doing entirely new things rather than lean on old skills I don't particularly care for.
>>3920746I was never much of a dancer myself but the Cha-Cha slide was always one of my favorites as well, especially back in the day
I am Here
>>3920799Our Uber driver! Heads up told people you do an in and out thing. So, if you want to just shake into activity, there's an In.
>>3920059I Don't Have an issue. They're not allowed in the Cabin itself, but everyone gets a sideroom.
Rolled 92, 23, 43, 89, 66, 3, 64, 43, 32, 13 = 468 (10d100)>>3920654Further practice the appearance altering magic I planned to use on the imp. Use it on myself to make myself a good-looking handsome ikemen at all times.
>>3920799Episode II: The Conductor Strikes Back
>>3920805Can you point it out for me?
>>3920807Dibs on using one of the empty cars for training.
>>3920818You gotta roll those dice first buddy.
>>3920813I have no access to a computer before 3:00 and 7:30 onward is my designated stuff doing time, so I usually have to get off at 7:30
>>3920818You have to share, but if you agree to teach me the ways of killing shit I can arrange something.
>>3920819Not right this minute. We aren't up to date with the fluff yet anyways.
>>3920829"Sure. It's the least I can do for the transportation."
>>3920822Hopefully this doesn’t impact your ability to play too much. OP updates fairly erratically so hopefully you won’t miss the big stuff.>>3920830I was joking, but honestly we could just settle it between ourselves. The one with the lowest rolls or whoever gets a triple crit yes wins.
>>3920834"Thanks. You might also be able to show me how best to put my... Other ability to best use."
>>3920839I don't think there's going to be a lack of space anyways. There's two entire empty compartments so we should be good.
>>3920006>>3920398Can I Assist in the creation of Stew?
>>3920844"Definitely. I'm a bit jealous myself because equipment has been a bit of an issue for me. Being able to grow my own armor would have saved me a lot of pain."
>>3920846I was under the impression that there were seats in the cars but with that triple expansion who knows what the layout actually looks like. Either way, giving a single person all of that space would be wasteful and I’m sure the others wouldn’t want to lose 25% of their space.
>>3920850Meta gaming alert! Batten down the hatches!!!
>>3919931>>3920848>>3920829Turns On PA/external speakers"Everyone, My name is Jackson and I Will be your Conductor. If any of you would like to ask a question about the Equatorial Express here, ask away. I'm going to assist Mark with the Stew now. And by the way, Although the Train is Mighty, we are not and have been unable to make use of the trees we've knocked over as of yet. After Stew, I'd advise everyone fit for work to help load the trees into the Train for fuel. Conductor Out."
>>3920855My ability is literally a sixth metagaming sense.
>>3920853There's not seats, but there are siderooms ala the Oriental Express but there's about 3 times as many.
>>3920862It was never stated to show strengths and secret abilities IIRC. It doesn’t really matter everyone will do it to some degree, it’s inevitable.
>>3920863Thanks for clearing that up.
>>3920867It told me all the abilities of the Death Knight, including lifedrain, damage reflection, and necromantic sight. It logically follows that I would be able to see the same in anyone else I came across.
>>3920876If that's the case, keep quiet about it. Being a part-time Lovecraftian abomination isn't something I want widely known.
>>3920878Got it. I don't want my ability to become known either.
What non prayer skills would a priest of Ra have? Not sure that that is what I'm going with though
>>3920876When did you get to “scan” the Death Knight? The only one who saw him was Miracle and that was in a vision. I could be wrong, but I think OP just gave us his abilities as a freebie.
>>3920890He gave the abilities as a response to my question, here's the exact information:Of course the grave-knight's dead, but he is reanimated and intact. At the moment he's half an hour's ride away but the sound of an earthquake and sudden loss of almost forty undead has certainly caught his attention. There's an even 50/50 chance he's going to ride back and investigate for himself or cut his losses and hoof it while he can.You sense that there are several different kinds of reanimated knight, this in particular is a grave-knight, a powerful necromantic warrior risen to do battle by the decree of a dark god. In this case, Yredelemnul. They are essentially wights but better in every way, possessing strength and durability at least five times what they had in life, necromancy to match a sorcerer, and a handful of innate abilities, most notably, animating any corpses in sight, absorbing life force to heal themselves or hurt their foes, and with intense focus and exhaustion, mirroring the wounds inflicted on them to reflect half of the damage they suffer to their opponents.You reason that if you were to fight the grave-knight, your best chance would be at a distance with a small battalion of archers firing blessed arrows and at least one priest banishing the negative energy, preferably with a sorcerer bringing down as many destructive spells as possible. Failing that, catching him by surprise before he can activate his mirror ability is ideal.A common thread with Death Perception is it can be applied as broadly or as precisely as needed with very little restrictions.
>>3920890Just reread thread #1 you didn’t actually see him but OP gave you the info simply because you asked for it. The implications of this are very interesting. If it wasn’t just an oversight on his part, that would mean you would have inherent knowledge on virtually anything you can conceptualize without having to even encounter it.
Hey how do I join
>>3920904It's absurdly bullshit. Even the description of the cheat uses the vaugest possible terminology.The reason why I prefer it so much over the other cheats is because it starts out as ungodly levels of bullshit but gives nothing in terms of raw power or ability. This means I can completely focus on improving my normal abilities rather than developing a unique power, and it just feeds into better utilization of Death Count.
>>3920913Read the archive.
>>3920915You won’t be so high and mighty when the patch comes out. Seriously though, you got a lucky combination. You should be a monster for the first few threads given you warrior buffs and cheat. Of course the casters could utilize it better but they’re S tier anyway so they could exploit virtually any cheat to the max.
>>3920934I don't intend to depreciate as time goes on. I hope to be able to get an item in the vein of a Glove of Holding and use that so I can carry tons of weapons with me so I can exploit any weakness I come across. Elemental enchants are also a must have.
>>3920942The two of us will face similar issues once the others become more consistent in their performances. We might have our moments from time to time but I imagine that pure melee fighters will find themselves at a huge disadvantage somewhere down the line. I plan on mitigating that by either enchanting some daggers or getting a hand crossbow, but I doubt mundane things like crossbows will be of much use when we get deep into the campaign.
NameShi Taberu hitoStatsStrength: AverageDexterity: AverageAgility: Above AverageReflex: Exceptional Toughness: AverageIntelligence: Exceptional Intuition: HighWillpower: Average Wisdom: HighCharisma: Below averageStatsRunning: HighMath: HighTatics: High Kicking: Above Average Swimming: Above Average Boxing: Above Average Strengths: Infomaniac after years of watching "educational" youtube videos you have a basic understanding of most things.WeaknessAntisocial: Keeps a distance from people unless needed
>>3920948I'm a bit more optimistic for the future of nonmagic classes. There are martial artists that have ascended their skill to deific status on the Crawl pantheon after all. And magic just seems a bit flimsy even at higher skill levels. Props to Lie for taking wizard though, that's the kind of consistency I would want from magic but as it stands sorcery seems to be a bit too insubstantial for my taste.
>>3920948If You get a crossbow, at least get a hefty one. A one handed crossbow isn't powerful enough to no just have a shortbow.
If this anything like dnd than wizards will be weak at the begining but become gods at the end.
>>3920960class/cheats if applicable?
>>3920967It's kind of written right into the class description that sorcery is unreliable. Not saying it's useless or lackluster or anything but I just don't think it's consistent enough to be relied on. Nobody has even gotten a spell off besides Lie who took a reliability based subclass.
>>3920960Roll for cheats or state your subclass, please.
>>3920963When you really think about it everything here is flimsy to some degree. Things can be mitigated by higher stats but even a warrior can be fucked over by a few bad rolls. I’d say melee is only slightly more consistent than magic but it’s outpaced in both potency and utility.>>3920966I don’t plan on using it for its damage output.>>3920968>>3920998Are the two of you planning a coup?
>>3920998or a cheat and subclass, that also works. Or are you the Chad that won't take any classes or cheats?
>>3920968Cheat: StandStand Name: Decayed DoctorStand Ability: Parastic spores attach to dead creatures making them into zombified versions of themshelves with little intelligence they are controlled like puppets by the stand user.
>>3921015Why would I plan a Coup? I Have my train and makes me happy
>>3921022You need to roll, not just choose
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>3920998Thought I could pick a cheat.
>>3921022Nigga are you having a laugh? Roll a d20 for one cheat and a class 2 d20 for two cheats or none for a subclass or no abilities at all.
>>3921029Harem Protag. Dante just can't catch a break.
>>3921029> 10) Harem ProtagPFFFFFFFFTAnother cheat, or a class?
Rolled 5 (1d20)Another cheat. I'm a gambling man.
I am sasuke.
>>3921035> 5) EdgelordThe most Anime, down to the cheats and name.
>>3921035>edgelordIt just gets better and better.
What does Edge Lord and Harem Protag do.
>>3921039>>3921040>>3921033>>3921032>>3921028>>39210302 Man Hivemind? I thought I was immune to mental effects.>>3921046No Fucking Idea, but the QM does.
>>3921046Op will elucidate us in the coming hours. I hope you're ready to become the comic relief.
>>3921047And I thought I couldn't read the minds of other Isekai victims.
>>3921023You just seemed a little too comfortable processing the newcomers. All I ask is that I am crowned the King of the Tundra once you take over. >>3921029Shit, I was hoping we could avoid this. The trope is bad enough without cheats involved.
>>3921048I have a plan to become the strongestStep 1Marry the Dark Empress of this landStep 2 Profit
>>3921054Sure, but that title expires when the Demise ends and the tundra disapates.
>>3921056You should really read the previous thread for the lore regarding the setting. You can just skip to the bottom and there's info about the land we are currently in.
>>3921046Edge lord and Harem protag!? How am I supposed to compete with that?
>>3921064Powerlevel lust all day every day until you have the strength to best him in a fuck-off.
>>3921058I won’t let it happen. I will protect the secrets of the ice and snow. I will be the herald of the Arctic Armageddon.
>>3921068If it's going to snow forever than how is Shi going to get his beach episode?
>>3921071It's ok i'll just have a hotspring episode instead.
Shi gets in, all chance of us getting laid drops to zero.
>>3921064>>3921086He's Quantity, You're quality.
>>3921083I think you must mean coldsprings, that's all we've had since the Demise appeared.
>>3921090I'm the buff black man people use in the NTR doujins.
>>3921086Doesn't matter to me. While Shi parties, I'll study the blade.
Oh, BTW, The PDF in the Archive doesn't work after archiving.
>>3921095That's because you can't post PDFs to suptg.
>>3921093His cheat combo reminds me of a tg thread where a dm recounted that he made a villain in his campaign that has the special power to ntr the player characters.
Are any of the warchiefs female?
>>3921099Really? Huh, guess the Qm needs to post it every thread then.
>>3921109We know of no female warlords personally and warlords are rarely female.
>>3921116The last thread is still up just grab it from there.
>>3921121It doesn't show up when I click on it. It 404s when I click on it./qstarchive/3908721/images/1573604420799.pdf
>>3921071If anything, the idea of that happening motivates me. We can’t allow this quest to devolve. I’ll freeze the lands until only ice and bone remain.
>>3921134A frigid purity, a gleaming gemstone of time.
>>3921137*rime autocorrect can suck a googolplex of dicks
Blech, that was a headache but I'm back for the rest of the night.>>3920659All you need is enough meditation, enchanted items, or devoured souls to raise your Willpower stat.>>3920668As Chase said here >>3920674, it's an issue of the snow, not the concept. Could you roll 10d100?>>3920752>>3920758If you have an IRL skill you would like to include on your sheet, you may, without penalty.>>3920763I can respect that.>>3920799Nice.>>3920822That's fine.>>3920848>>3920858The soup's already succeeded, but you can retroactively assist.>>3920867Death Count does show secret abilities, but only in relation to how they can be defended against or countered. For example, he doesn't instinctively know that Jackson can grow and recede eldritch limbs, but he knows how to properly dodge and retaliate if he does, which is something Death Count would have only told him if it was a possibility.>>3920883Ra is the god of the sun, order, kings, and the sky, so a priest of Ra could project sunlight at varying degrees of intensity, banish/detect chaos, and speak with an authority equivalent to a local monarch.>>3920901Correct.>>3920904>>3920915Death Count is ludicrous amounts of bullshit.>>3920913Check the first thread my dude.>>3920934>>3920942>>3920948Sorcery requires clarity of mind, visualisation, and the spell hitting a target that isn't resistant or able to counter. Generally, it takes several seconds from start to finish, whereas a Warrior or Rogue can simply act and disrupt the process at any moment. In addition, enchanted equipment replicates much of what a sorcery is capable of doing, bridging the gap significantly.>>3920960Alright, do you want a class and a cheat, two cheats, or an immediate specialty class?>>3921022You need to roll for your cheat, anon.>cont.
>>3921139>>3921029>>3921035...I would've shit myself with laughter if I didn't just leave the toilet clogged. You lucky, ludicrous bastard.>(10) Harem Protag You now have a sex appeal that defies logic, giving an *absolute* bonus to seduction attempts and compelling members of the opposite sex to get jiggy with it, to the extent that you must roll to determine whether they are willing to engage in coitus, not whether they are interested. They are always open to polygamy but members of the same sex will resent you. Some violently.>(5) Edgelord You can teleport behind your foes, summon ninja weapons OR dual desert eagles/uzis at your discretion, and drain life force to regenerate or fuel your attacks when you cut someone. You can also cut yourself and reabsorb it at an equal ratio. Forbidden sorcery comes twice as easily and malign entities see you as their equivalent and take you seriously, for good or ill. This comes at the cost of a gravelly voice, deep dislike of daylight, and the permanent fixation to wear a trenchcoat and dark-tinted sunglasses, which you can summon at will. If your dialogue is sufficiently edgy, you may receive a bonus to any given roll.
>>3921137It will be glorious. All I need to do is find a way to take the BBEG’s powers for my own and then the time will come for me to A C C E L E R A T E.
>>3921143And here I was thinking I would be the edgiest character here. That's hilarious.
>>3921149Pack it up buddy, you're finished.
>>3921153The is my NTR villain origin story.
>>3921149That’s how I felt after each and every cheat the other annons rolled for.
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>3920858
Rolled 55, 36, 44, 72, 80, 72, 77, 46, 100, 93 = 675 (10d100)>>3921160here we go
>>3921164...I feel like I Jumped in at the last second and ruined it.
>>3921133Thanks>>3921134I agree. It'll lower the train's usefulness if the snow goes
>>3921109Presumably, but none have been generated yet. Also, as >>3921119 says, it is Very Unlikely.>>3921064You can powerlevel Lust until your seduction bonus is almost as potent, then ride on the auxiliary abilities the vice also provides. Note, sex doesn't improve Shi's strength, it's just sex. Remember, Vice/Virtue gives you fourteen potential power trees, of which Lust is only one.>>3921133The hero we need.>>3921134>>3921148The most righteous motivation for a BBEG I've ever seen.>>3921151To be honest, Harem Protag and Edgelord were both jokes, never in a million years would I have imagined that someone would roll them both. This is going to be hysterical.>>3921156Atta boy.>>3921159If I had to choose a single cheat, personally, you better believe I would be going with the brick phone, if only for the sheer amount of low-risk sorcerous pacts I could be signing.>>3921160>>3921164Good job.Shi, I still need you to choose whether you want to summon ninja weapons OR dual desert eagles/uzis at will.
>>3921165It's unlikely that the rolls will go that far. You should worry when you have high rolls in the first two because they are usually for your own actions.
>>3921170It appears as if we have a shared interest in preserving the sanctity of the status quo comrade.
Shi would be a fool not the take the guns. Unless they can run out of ammo.
>>3921164>>3921165 I even have Above Average skill in cooking.
>>3921171My favorite thing about edgelord is that it doesn't actually give you skill in those weapons you can just have them. Also the fact that you can teleport but only behind other people is hilarious. The ability to cut yourself at no hp cost is pretty good too.
>>3921178Bros before Hoes
>>3921179The guns do come loaded, but are little use against some entities. Of course, the inverse is equally true, especially with the teleportation ability.
>>3921183Exactly. Don't get me wrong, it's an extremely powerful cheat, but it takes strategy and training to use at its full potential.
>>3921171Dual Desert Eagles
>>3920858>>3921164I forgot to mention, I would like to grab an axe(long handled if there is one) from the storage to keep as a weapon, for later training with Chase especially.
>>3921171Given my new semi-playful ambitions, and this utility, I just might go for a rogue/caster hybrid.>>3921184A golden rule if there ever was one.
>>3921188Noice, man you've really lucked out. Don't forget, you can also summon dual uzis.
Give me a moment to update the PDF with Shi Taberu Hito and we'll be cooking with crisco.
I wonder... What would be equivalent to a stand arrow in terms of the cosmic vending machine?
>>3921202I'm I immune to cuts or is that only when I cut myself.
>>3921143Is this the most hilarious possible combination of cheats anyone has as of the moment?
>>3921212>>3921212Only when cutting yourself, so you can perform selfharm at no cost.
>>3921213I could give him a run for his money, if only because I went for the meme option. I'm literally an eldritch train conductor.
>>3921224The Sodor Horror.
Here is the next PDF, and it's a damned shame David wasn't here to see this.>>3921195Done, most woodcutting axes are long-handled and you have dozens.>>3921196It would be potent, for sure.>>3921209You would need a significant stockpile to have a chance, permanent powerups tend to be extremely valuable.>>3921212You aren't immune to cuts from outside attacks, but your life drain regeneration and teleportation abilities will make you extremely difficult to put down. In addition, if you decide to pursue forbidden magic (necromancy, demonology, and certain variants of pyromancy and illusion magic, among others) it will come to you much more easily.>>3921213Indeed.
Want counts as indulging with my vice? It seems actively using it didn't count.
>>3921232I should have Exceptional in swordsmanship.
>>3921202Are guns as strong as they are irl.
>>3921239A Critical Yes with the priestess or a Yes with a less pure woman would have, it has to involve active sexual fantasizing and/or contact on the behalf of the recipient.>>3921241Fack, there's always something. I missed Lie's action too, which I'll rectify shortly.
>>3921246Yes but you have no skill in them and there are no firearms teachers in fantasyland.
>>3921232I should have Above Average in Cooking. Thanks for adding glasses though. Wait. Do I even have glasses? Am I effectively driving the Train blind?I can see shapes and colors past 4 feet, but it does get difficult to make out more than a vague shape after about 40 ft, 4 ft + I can't read anything or see fine details. This might get hairy.
>>3921251>A Critical Yes with the priestess or a Yes with a less pure womanI need whores...
>>3921252If I do recall, one of the Isekai victims does have Pistol Handling at High.>>3921256Right, you do have a pair of glasses.>>3921259Now you're thinking with vice!
Here we go.
I can't wait for the endgame where an edgelord anime protagonist duels a thundergod ntr villain over the fate of the harem while the rest of us give color commentary.
>>3920808>Q: Is Lie able to visualise the spell?>Intelligence: Exceptional, Willpower: Above Average, Odds: 50/50, he's done something similar before but this isn't his specialty>Roll: 92>No, he isn't able to get the image just right>Q: Is he able to derive any insight from the attempt?>Intelligence: Exceptional, Willpower: Above Average, Odds: Likely>Roll: 23>Yes, he discovers how to conceptualise simple illusions
>>3921272We're all just watching form the Train. I occasionally attempt to run them over to add some spice
The harem protag cheat is even funnier when you consider that Shi is antisocial and actively avoids female attention.
Rolled 22, 36, 75, 28, 73, 36, 15, 3, 10, 51 = 349 (10d100)>>3921139Fair enough, let's get back to it unless anyone wants to talk to Alex.
Are you writing fluff op?
Goodnight. Power to the train, Bros Before Hoes, Sory for ruining the Stew.
>>3921358Have a good one man.
>>3921358See you around
>>3920398In and around the LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train, the Iskeai victims recollect their past accomplishments and strive to push themselves in vigorous training. Limits exist to be broken and those who embraced the nature of this new world know that all too well. On the journey to this junction, several had the foresight to train ahead of Caelkirk, some with more success than others.Pleasantly surprised by his lack of sensitivity to the cold, Alex deepened his understanding of meditation but, to his disdain, found that he could only increase his knowledge of what he has become through the consumption of a sapient soul. Sentients, mere squirrels and vermin are adequate sustenance, but only the annihilation of true, thinking souls can further his understanding of the unholy. He and Miyashita build up a rapport, and she often reflects that it would be terrible to lose such a kindhearted young boy to the dangers they're facing.Mark, future master of timelines realises that this many newcomers are going to need to be fed sooner or later. Accordingly, he finds an obscenely massive pot and with the help of Jackson, who knows his way around a kitchen surprisingly well, they manage to cook a delicious stew. Most of the various adventurers who have it for lunch seem quite taken with it, but then again, anyone would be after enough time struggling to scrape by in the woods. Filled with the contentment a chef has prior to cleaning the dishes, he leans back and smiles, before the feeling of a tug from a nearby timeline catches his attention and ceases immediately. This first time meeting could've gone much worse.David, in company with [Dr. Stone], props his feet up onto a table and enjoys a warm nap on a full belly. That's the life, right there. Doesn't get any better than that. His mirror opposite in many ways but so similar in some, Miracle directs his attention to cultivating a proper campfire. The endeavour is an admirable proof of concept, but between the damp snow and poor fuel, he discovers nothing new more than how little he knows. Eventually he'll be better, and when he does, his aptitude of woodcraft will be an asset to any party. [Speed Demon] doesn't say so aloud, but he's sure of it.While this is going on, Dante and Chase decide to train at the same time, and after a few warm-ups and some mental stretching, the two engage in a bout of impromptu sparring that leaves the watching cultists clapping. They would be a dangerous pair, especially considering how much room Dante has to grow, and how far Chase has furthered his swordsmanship over the last week.>>3920632"O-oh, it's extremely rare. You have no idea. So many sorcerers come- came into the temple with horrific burns and some were even missing fingers or eyes but you..." The priestess shifts on one leg, trying and failing to hide the rising blush in her cheeks. "You're s-so talented...">cont.
>>3921374During the resident lightning manipulator's conversation with the priestess, Terry focuses on getting to the bottom of what exactly his brick phone can do but first... *CLICK* "I'm so sorry I missed your call but there's so many maimed martyrs and weary souls flooding into heaven I just haven't had the time to-" the voicemail. "-get back to you later, I'm on the crystal sphere with someone now. No, they're not a prophet, they're a... Nevermind, I'm... sorry about that mortal. I'll call you back when I can but since the demon lord rose... WHAT?" He holds the phone at a distance, before realising it dampens harmful volumes of speech. "THERE'S HOW MANY ABANDONED WISPS THAT NEED THEIR MEMORY BACK!?! Oh no, I have to leave... R-remember to say your prayers, drink plenty of water, and stay away from ephemeral dream-silvers and inter-dimensional trance powders! I love you, bye!"...It seems the goddess of healing is badly overworked. Discarding the dark implications of that, Terry focuses on getting to the bottom of what the brick phone can really do. Almost an hour later, he's found that there are a handful of settings he can edit at his leisure, ranging from volume, to translation rate, to remote influence block percentage, among others. Even the teleportation sound effect when he summons and dismisses it can be customised. Some cheats might be more impressive or useful overall, but it's a damned nice phone.At the same time this is going on, Anon flexes in the reflection of the LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train's polished sides, almost swearing that his countless hours of lifting rocks and putting them down on the trail has bolstered his strength. Maybe not noticeably, but the biceps seem a little veinier and from what little he knows from /fit/, with a body so tiny, bulking should be really easy, right? Moments away, ignoring the sound of the shadow imp huffing as he lifts a rock at least twice his size, Alex is engrossed in a startlingly fascinating conversation with a cultist about the finer details of whittling. "Now ye see, ye can't jus' whack at it... 'cha gotta work da knife along wit' da groove, ye gotta really work wit' da wood, not against it... 'cha get it? Heheaha, lemme show ye a piece of work I did way back when. I's a bit of gnome ivoury some fool wen' n' brought in, i's real nice shine to it, 'cha see? Yeahuhn, so...">cont.
>>3921374>>3921381Contemplating the art of illusion for a vast amount of time, the wizard eventually comes to the conclusion that shit is complicated. That said, he is a scholar and it didn't stop him from puzzling out abstract calculations for exponentially less gain, so why should it stop him here? With a bit of experimentation, Lie figures out that illusions need not be focused on a particular person and the less detailed they are, the more consistently they can be summoned. A spray of prismatic colours erupts from his fingertips and it occurs to him that they could be infused with some superheated light to generate a respectable amount of damage upon... Huh.Maybe if he tried re-calibrating the...>cont.
>>3921385Far away, at the back of the LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train, unbeknownst to everyone there, the fourteenth member of the combine harvester casualties club steps from the shadows. In his fingerless gloved hands is a bowl of stew, and at his sides are two gold-plated desert eagles. The stew was honestly really good. Around him, the winter chill seems repelled by the sheer badassery of his trenchcoat, as if mother nature herself was hesitant to lay a claw on the pure, unbridled, absolute sex appeal of this mysterious, monstrous hunk of a man. Hundreds of yards away, the three women at the scene shiver, but not from the cold.Shi Taberu Hito has arrived.
>>3921336I was, thirty seconds ago.
>>3921388A legend is born, all hail the protagonist!
>>3921252I can teach him. Im a decent shot tho average only on pistols
>>3921402Yes but did you consider the fact that it would be funnier not to?
>>3921402I'd be willing to accept your help.
>>3921392Hey op, how long did we walk on foot and how long do we have on the train?"If we're all done eating then I'd say it's time to get this thing rolling."
>>3921408True dat>>3921415Im willing to teach you if you give one of the guns to me. I cant really teach you dual wielding since thats too high of a bar for me
>>3921415You gotta do your badass introduction man. A hero of your caliber needs to make an impression.
Rolled 72, 75, 61, 76, 84, 97, 33, 85, 13, 11 = 607 (10d100)>>3921388Organize a fuel gathering party and use the strength of my other versions to haul more wood. Guys, i have an idea how we can make profit out of the train. How bout we offer services of a caravan. Safe and fast travel and the large amount of materials we can haul between settlements is large at best. What do you guys think?
I've arrived your savior in this cold desolate wastland. I will be the sheperd to guide you sheeple out of this frozen hell. For I am Shi Taberu hito or as you westerns might say THE DEATH EATER.
>>3921418You walked for a week and a half from the ruins of the temple, and according to my calculations, the city of Caelkirk is nine more days away. Because a freight train's average speed is forty-nine miles per hour, I'll fiat the LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train can manage thirty miles per hour in the snow, cutting your journey down to roughly two days.>>3921419I'm sorry to say, but the desert eagles only last five minutes when they're more than ten feet from Shi. Otherwise he'd be able to spam them infinitely, but there's still nothing preventing him from summoning one for every shot he takes, then throwing it over his shoulder.>>3921415I know it's your decision to make, but like >>3921423 said, you have a glorious mantle to live up to.
>>3921424"As the designated stand-in for David I'm going to have to revise that to the trafficking of ephemeral dream-silvers and inter-dimensional trance powders."
>>3921426Righteous. Can you give me a 10d100 to see how powerfully the NPCs are effected?
Rolled 20, 71, 34, 45, 94, 12, 70, 62, 90, 45 = 543 (10d100)>>3921374>"O-oh, it's extremely rare. You have no idea. So many sorcerers come- came into the temple with horrific burns and some were even missing fingers or eyes but you..." The priestess shifts on one leg, trying and failing to hide the rising blush in her cheeks. "You're s-so talented...""Why thank you, you're quite impressive your self." I let out with a small chuckle. "We should talk more once I'm free, I'll be helping with fuel gathering. Oh!? How crass of me. I never received your name Mrs.?" I smile down at her.
>>3921419My duel death bringers don't work for mortals, but I'd be willing to kill somone for you.
Rolled 79, 89, 19, 71, 34, 76, 77, 93, 50, 74 = 662 (10d100)>>3921434
No! No! Not like this! I had a shot! A shot!
Rolled 12, 33, 25, 6, 21, 77, 5, 97, 88, 71 = 435 (10d100)>>3921437I can't wait for Shi to blow you out of the water with his sheer badassery and raw sexual energy.I'll grab an axe and help process the wood so it can be burned. Finally this boyscout shit can get some use.
>>3921445"Nothing personal, kid."
>>3921444Blessed rolls.>>3921450Is there nothing this unstoppable ubermensch can't do?
Rolled 32, 72, 6, 1, 20, 29, 32, 92, 30, 83 = 397 (10d100)>>3921424>I take an axe and start chopping at some trees. There are far too many benefits involved to avoid doing so
If you guys think Shi is cool now, just wait until he gets his stand: [BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS].
>>3921424>Q: Is Mark able to call on an alternate version of himself?>Odds: Likely, the use of After-Effect is still new to him but it's intrinsically tied to his soul>Roll: 72>Yes, he barely manages to bring in an alternate with bags under his eyes and a look of relief on his face when he checks the treetops and sees they're empty>Q: Are Mark and his double able to effectively cut the wood?>Odds: Very Likely, they have adequate tools, there are two of them, and the other version seems extremely enthusiastic>Roll: 75>Yes, by the time they finish there's at least sixty pounds of solid pine between the two>>3921437>Q: Are Dante's moves smooth?>Odds: Very Likely, his Lust is running at full bore>Roll: 20>Yes, she becomes even more flustered and begins running her finger through her hair>Q: Is the priestess left unscathed by the Harem Protagonist's arrival?>Odds: Impossible>Roll: 71>No, her knees tremble and just like that, Dante is forgotten>Q: Are Dante's attempts at harvesting wood effective?>Strength: High, Odds: Has to be, if he had Wrath, he would be feeding it>Roll: 34>Yes, when he's done and the ache in his limbs is barely distracting from the rage and grief inside, he's stockpiled no less than fifty pounds of pine>Q: Can he calm himself down?>Willpower: High, Breath Control: Average, Odds: Likely>Roll: 34>Yes, it's okay... it's ju- just a fucking cheat, okay?>>3921426>>3921444>Q: Does Shi's monologue impress the male cultists?>Charisma: Below Average, Odds: 50/50>Roll: 79>No, but his sacrilege, dual desert eagles, and sheer sex appeal sets them on edge>Q: Does Shi's monologue impress the female cultists?>Odds: Has to be>Roll: 89>Yes, they are terrified but in the near-delirious, aroused sort of way>Q: Are they sexually attracted to Shi?>Odds: Has to be>Roll: 19>Critical Yes, their panties are wet, the priestess is mortified, and this is the first time either of the geriatrics have felt a stirring in decades>>3921450>Q: Can Chase's Death Count help him chop wood?>Odds: A Sure Thing>Roll: 12>Critical Yes, he can perceive exactly where to hit with the exact amount of force necessary to produce an optimal amount of split wood>Q: Is he able to harvest a good amount of wood?>Strength: High, Axe Skill: High, Odds: A Near Sure Thing>Roll: 33>Yes, when he's finished no less than sixty pounds lie at his feet>Q: Is he still full of energy despite the hard labour?>Toughness: High, Odds: Very Likely>Roll: 25>Yes, he's ready and roaring to keep at it>Q: Can he harvest another good pile of wood?>Strength: High, Axe Skill: High, Odds: A Near Sure Thing>Critical Yes, a whopping one-hundred pounds are in shapely chunks when he's broken enough of a sweat to warrant a rest>cont.
>>3921515>>3921465>Q: Is Terry able to chop a decent amount of wood?>Strength: Average, Odds: Unlikely>Roll: 32>Yes, it takes a bit to really get the hang of it, but he's able to get in a good thirty pounds when he's done
Rolled 9, 94, 46, 86, 69, 65, 22, 34, 31, 37 = 493 (10d100)>>3921515"I will aim to fill one of the train cars with wood in case we reach an area without any forests readily available.">I chop at trees to both get wood for the train and to train my swordsmanship skill.
Rolled 28, 3, 98, 21, 63, 54, 90, 4, 21, 84 = 466 (10d100)>>3921515After finishing my work I walk far enough away into the trees, to let off stress without harming others. "God! Damn It!!!" I scream into the air discharging as much electricity as possible.
Fucking rip Dante. You can try to impress the girls with your nerd shit but at the end of the day they all go home with Chad.
>>3921528You have my condolences for being cucked. Not to sound rude but you probably should have expected this considering the priestess is the only woman that isn't a hold hag and Shi has harem protagonist and edge lord.
>>3921529>>3921533Damn you shi!
>>3921515I ought to clarify because it's a little vague, Chase has managed to harvest one-hundred and sixty pounds of lumber altogether. At this rate, he could outpace a sawmill.
>>3921526Are you seriously going to ruin your blade to cut wood when there are axes available? Do you really think that trains swordsmanship?>>3921518The train is set to get moving to the city next round, right?
Rolled 6, 76, 70, 4, 15, 17, 59, 80, 6, 89 = 422 (10d100)I approach the priestess and say "Hey sugar tits how about you and me make a spark in the empty void that is life."
>>3921539I had my doubts about you Shi but you really delivered on what a character like The Death Eater should read like.
>>3921539I have to compete with this!?
>>3921534>inb4 Punished Dante breaks off from the party and gives Yavras the Demise a run for his money>>3921537Of course. I was going to count the second roll to see whether or not the sword remained undamaged from the misuse.
>>3921539This isn't gold, it's platinum.
>>3921537Oh yeah. Forgot we had axes. Guess I'll use that in place of my copper dagger. Btw how is the money system gonna work for when any of us wanna buy something from the city? And yeah I think we should arrive at the city next round.>>3921333Yo Alex, got a plan for how we're gonna get at least 25 souls?
>>3921544Then I suppose the dumbass has rid himself of his sword, hasn't he?
>>3921544>Yavras the Demise Who's that?
>>3921552No, luckily enough, but odds are future attempts won't be so lenient.>>3921554Ctrl+F the archived thread, he's the BBEG in his distant crystal vault that's the reason everything is so damned cold
>>3921554The big bad of this area. He's the guy who makes this frozen wasteland shit. Also, you dropped your name.
>>3921558Was on mobile and did not see, thanks. It's really fucking hilarious. I'm putting the moves down and the captain steel a hoe comes around and I get kicked to the curb.
>>3921554Just another a name soon to be crossed off my hitlist.
>>3921578I can't hate you if you say shit like this
>>3921544OP can we elect a second Conductor if Jackson is absent? I want this train to be moving now.Also we should name the train guys or Atleast ourselves. I suggest Steamrollers
>>3921581Think we can make the train to become our base of operations? Could be advantageous since it's mobile.
>>3921572Your first mistake was trying play playboy in the first place. There were more useful vices to be chosen. You pretty much did the equivalent of majoring in philosophy only to come in direct conflict with Nietzsche.
Rolled 77, 99, 72, 60, 65, 74, 2, 77, 42, 82 = 650 (10d100)>>3921515After I finish loading the wood, I sit alone in my new room on the train and reflect on my time in this world. I'm stronger than I ever was in more ways than one, I even have the number on my hand to prove it but my mind still drifts back to that first day out in the cold. Because I fucked up back there, I could do nothing but watch as all those cultists threw themselves into the meatgrinder for me, nothing but watch as everyone else faced the tide of undead without me.I'm never going to let that happen again. I will get stronger so I never have to watch again.
>>3921591I did it as a meme. To be honest I was going to pick diligence or greed
>>3921589Sounds like a good idea. We dont even need to have lodgings now since we can just sleep in the cabins in the train too.
>>3921589I'm gonna find plebeians to massacre faster if our home is mobile, so I agree.
>>3921599You see that’s what I’m talking about. Your mistake was basing your decision on lolz rather than strategy. You’re lucky you’re not completely locked out of all the other vices.
>>3921626Yeah, thank goodness I can unlock others
>>3921619That’s the main reason why I wanted Jackson to pick the train.>>3921631What did you have in mind?
>>3921526>Q: Is Anon able to effectively harvest wood with a sword?>Sword Skill: High, Odds: Unlikely, it's like using a spear as a shovel>Roll: 9>Yes, and the cultists are a little dumbfounded>Q: Is Anon's sword blunted by whacking logs with it?>Odds: Near Sure Thing>Roll: 94>No, it is miraculously intact>Q: Can he gather a decent amount of wood despite his impish stature and ineffective tool?>Strength: Average, Odds: 50/50>Roll: 46>Yes, he manages to bring in twenty pounds on top of what everyone else has brought>>3921528>Q: Is Dante able to walk into the woods unseen?>Agility: Average, Odds: 50/50, no-one's paying attention to him>Roll: 28>Yes, and the sensual gasps from the priestess fuel his rage>Q: Do these depths of animal drive him to new heights of hate?>Odds: Very Likely, the man would be in shambles if he weren't blazing with incandescent madness>Roll: 3>Critical Yes, the explosion of thunder in a clear sky echoes through the trees and he feels something in him break>Q: Do Dante's cries go unheard?>Odds: No Way, even the deaf would feel their bones shake>Roll: 98>Critical No, a feral ghoul rushes from the bushes!>Q: Is it caught off-guard by the thunderbolt to the chest?>Toughness: High, Odds: Very Likely>Roll: 21>Yes, the abomination is flung back into a tree, where its ribs snap and it trembles from the static>Q: What about the furious axe blow to the neck?>Roll: 63>No, it collapses in shock and the blade is buried eight inches deep, preventing him from wielding it>Q: Can the ghoul recover from the tremors in its system?>Toughness: High, Odds: Likely>Roll: 54>Yes, it stands, snarling, and leaps to rend the woodsman's throat!>Q: Is its slavering maw able to sink into flesh?>Ghoul's Strength: High, Dante's Strength: High, Berserk Rage: +1 RS, Odds: Unlikely>Roll: 90>Critical No, its jaw is shattered in a furious uppercut!>Q: Can Dante remove the axe from the tree-trunk?>Strength: High, Berserk Rage: +1 RS, Odds: Likely>Critical Yes, when five minutes go by the ghoul is in fifteen pieces and the blade needs to be sharpened>Q: Does the dazed priestess notice that he's drenched in blood when he staggers out of the woods with wild eyes?>Odds: Impossible, Shi-sama is in arm's reach>Roll: 21>No, but a hag waves him off with a wet rag and goes back to salivating over the guy in the trenchcoat>cont.
>>3921636>>3921539>Q: Can Shi's masterful pickup line break through the traumatised walls the priestess has built?>Odds: Has to be>Roll: 6>Critical Yes, she faintly squeals, stares between her shoes, and rubs the back of her neck>Q: Is her faith enough to safeguard her?>Odds: Impossible>Roll: 76>No, Evylivon is the last thing on her mind>Q: Is her shyness enough to rebuke his advance?>Odds: Impossible>Roll: 70>No, she simply can't resist the sheer sex oozing out of his every pore!>Q: Does she accept Shi's generous offer of fifteen minutes of his time?>Odds: Has to be>Roll: 4>Critical Yes, she drags him into the woods herself and can't get her robes off fast enough>Q: Does the Harem Protag cheat endow him with any actual skill?>Odds: 50/50, it's a tossup>Roll: 15>Yes, and they are a foundation any mason would be honoured to build on>Q: Is it mutually enjoyable for both parties involved?>Odds: Has to be, this is what she's been waiting for all her life, and she didn't even know it until he showed up!>Roll: 17>Critical Yes, for fifteen minutes her soul transcends to a higher plane of existence and Shi manages to get his rocks off>>3921597>Q: Is Chase exhausted after chopping 160 pounds of wood?>Toughness: High, Odds: Unlikely>Roll: 77>No, he's able to continue his sword exercises without issue>Q: Does anything seem out of the ordinary?>Roll: 99>No, everything is fine, completely *leaves rustle* fineEvent Meaning: 72, 60>Arrive Misfortune, quite
>>3921599>>3921631You've taken a step toward Wrath, at least, but it'll take more to cultivate it.
>>3921645Dear frog Satan, he's only just begun his journey today.
>>3921645It appears misfortune has arrived for me.Quite.
>>3921660And he's already crushed infinitely more pussy than you ever will.
I'm good now. Got all of that out of my system.
>>3921664David? Is that you?
>>3921673That bastard stole my niche right out from under me and I don't want to rub elbows with him when he's around.
Rolled 99, 24, 71, 88, 97, 34, 6, 69, 34, 78 = 600 (10d100)>>3921636Covered in blood and my rage flowing away I make my way on over to get the wood I chopped to get processed. But not before glancing back to spy the priestess dragging the edge lord into woods where I had just killed the ghoul."Bitches and whores"
Hope Shi remembers to keep his pull out game strong.
Rolled 26, 69, 7, 54, 37, 59, 39, 52, 27, 57 = 427 (10d100)>>3921645The first of many womem to be added to my collection.I tell preist bitch she can be one of my side hoes. I then stuff cotten in my ears, gather some tin cans and start shooting at them to practice my marksmanship.
>>3921687You say that like every female in the realm hasn't already been impregnated by his mere presence on this plane.
>>3921688Your constant misspellings add so much to the writing you have no idea.
>>3921689Supposed to be anti social and the first thing he does is crush puss.
Here's an updated character list. I know it's a bit contrived, but I doubt a more appropriate excuse for character progression would've come in a dozen threads.>>3921687I'm keeping a chart.>>3921688This is some immaculate roleplaying dude.
>>3921692He's living the autist's dream of having girls actually find his cringeworthy style attractive.
>>3921695Hey, OP how do the people here feel about children had out of wedlock?
>>3921692I've established myself as the alpha male by cucking you, so my business with preist bitch is done for now. This all part of my cold calculated plan. I would tell you it, but I'm afraid a mortal like you wouldn't understand.
>>3921706God damn you shi! I can't hate you when you say shit like this.
>>3921682>Q: Do Dante's words go unheard?>Odds: 50/50>Roll: 98>Critical No, the priestess sobs as she drags Shi into the woods>Q: Do the male cultists have a positive response?>Odds: Very Likely>Roll: 24>Yes, they nod in mutual disdain and turn their attention toward chopping the logs>>3921688>Q: Do Shi's scathing words offend the priestess?>Odds: Impossible, they come from the tongue of an adonis>Roll: 26>No, she is honoured, whatever that means>Q: Can Shi find any tin cans?>Odds: Unlikely, this is fantasyland>Roll: 69>Q: Can Shi find any cotton?>Odds: Very Unlikely, this is a frozen climate>Roll: 7>Yes, near the back, he finds a stockpile of medical wads stacked ten feet high>Q: Can Shi manage any progress?>Razor's Edge: +1 RS, Odds: Somewhat Likely, they aren't dynamic targets and he doesn't exactly have a personal trainer>Roll: 54>Yes, magdumping eighteen times has given him a Minuscule understanding of how to handle recoil
Rolled 82, 29, 18, 1, 49, 57, 50, 2, 59, 38 = 385 (10d100)>>3921705That depends, but I doubt our resident master of the bullet cares.
Huh, I'm actully a lot less angry now cause this looks like fucking mind control.
>Do Dante's words go unheard?>Odds: 50/50>Roll: 98>Critical No, the priestess sobs as she drags Shi into the woods>Q: Do the male cultists have a positive response?>Odds: Very Likely>Roll: 24>Yes, they nod in mutual disdain and turn their attention toward chopping the logsI may have added fuel to a forming divide.
>>3921721First time watching a harem anime? The charm is entirely artificial and unnatural by design.
>>3921721This is also adding the fact that Shi has Below Average for Charisma though the cheat description says it gives an absolute so I dunno if raising the stat will do anything or if the Charisma stat is kinda moot for him.
>>3921729Charisma has more uses than just fucking random sluts. Shocking, I know.
>>3921727>>3921729At least if we fight women we can throw the bastard at them, and yeah this confirms none of us are scoring while he's around.
>>3921721It's not mind control, I'm just that good. If you had died and never had to feel the pain or suffering of the world again would you want to go back. It's like that, but for sluts.
>>3921734Not an issue in the slightest for me.
>>3921718>Q: Is extramarital sex scorned by the population of Iphonor?>Odds: Near Sure Thing>Roll: 82>Yes, but it's seen as extremely impious, not a mortal sin>Q: Are there institutions for taking care of illegitimate children?>Odds: Unlikely, this is a primitive setting but anachronisms abound in Isekai>Roll: 29>Yes, there are orphanage equivalents>Q: Are they run by the temple of Evylivon?>Odds: Near Sure Thing, she's the goddess of healing>Roll: 18>Critical Yes, each temple doubles as one and that's where most of their converts come from>Q: Is it common for adventurer's guild members to be orphans?>Odds: Near Sure Thing, it's a cliche>Roll: 1>Critical Yes, adventurer's guild-houses also serve as orphanages and raise children to be fearsome combatants when they come of age>Q: Does Evylivon lose favour with Miyashita Emiya over this?>Odds: Unlikely, she doesn't approve (because she hasn't seen the man) but she is the goddess of mercy>Roll: 49>No, the goddess finds it distasteful but what she disdains is children growing without a family
>>Q: Does Evylivon lose favour with Miyashita Emiya over this?>Odds: Unlikely, she doesn't approve (because she hasn't seen the man) but she is the goddess of mercyNo, do not tell me that's possible for him.
Rolled 28, 56, 88, 58, 57, 37, 40, 10, 30, 35 = 439 (10d100)>>3921716Assist Shi on his shooting skills mainly with the proper grip and stance to handle the recoil. Employ version of me to demonstrate gun skills and converse wtih him to know the divergence point between him and me
>>3921721It's an Isekai, that's stock for the genre.>>3921729He'll have to actually roll to seduce sufficiently powerful/strong-willed women and deities, but it is a massive bonus. It's a double-edged sword, the risk of him being drowned in child support or kidnapped by female cultists/monsters/bandits is real.Would you anons believe it if I told you it takes me about twice as long to process the rolls as actually write the fluff text?
>>3921755FiRsT tIMe WatChInG A hAREm ANimE????
>>3921755It's extremely difficult, not impossible. His sex appeal is on par with an Incubi demon prince's and he's not even trying but that's what Harem Protag is. It's a cheat.
>>3921763Sleep tight my little angel~
>>3921756>Q: Is Mark's training effective?>Charisma: Above Average, Odds: Likely, his target is quite receptive>Roll: 28>Yes, he helps Shi correct an error in his stance and relax his grip, producing a minor improvement in his overall performance. It'll take more to get him much farther.
>>3921763Sleep tight, our threat to all womankind
Rolled 76, 33, 13, 22, 47, 84, 87, 43, 39, 28 = 472 (10d100)>>3921763Good night.>Rolling for train journey
What is Chase's misfortune?
>>3921770The soulcrushing realization that no matter how har I train I'll never be able stand before Shi as an equal.
>>3921770I think the OP is figuring out the fluff text and the rolls for the train journey.>I spend the rest of my time on the train journey meditating.
>>3921768>Q: Are there any issues with the train on its way to Caelkirk?>Odds: Impossible, it is a sturdy piece of equipment manufactured for these exact conditions, and that's before the durability enchantment is taken into account>Roll: 76>No, the LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train is completely unaffected by the inclement weather>Q: Is Jackson able to drive it with sufficient skill?>Conductor Skill: Average, Odds: Unlikely, more skilled conductors have had trouble with smaller trains in much more generous conditions>Roll: 33>Yes, he keeps up his lucky streak and even learns a little>Q: Is he able to hide the train from the scouts of Caelkirk?>Intelligence: High, Odds: Very Unlikely, this is a vehicle so massive some mountains would seem small next to it, but these are vast woods with deep snows>Roll: 13>Yes, he is able to conceal the LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train in a ravine, and strategically chop a few leafy pine trees so they mask it from a bird's eye view>Q: Is the misfortune directed to the party specifically, as opposed to the city of Caelkirk itself?>Odds: 50/50>Roll: 22>Yes, and it is extremely tedious but not -inherently- life-threatening
I'm going to go ahead, take a shower, and write the next update. Sorry for the slow pace today but a lot's been going on.
>>3921782You're good OP.
>>3921782Is cool. The back and forth between players is fun enough.
>>3921782Slow updates are fine for something like this because of all the interaction between players, so don't sweat it.
>>3921785Almost as good as the back and forth Shi unleashed inside that girl you were crushing on.
>>3921788O_O dunno what's up but you're incredibly vicious today Chase
>>3921681I don’t know wether to feel thankful or disturbed.
>>3921788Crushing? Nah, I did want to crush puss and get that +1 to my lust though. I'm more worried that with him around, it will become impossible to level it.
>>3921799I don't even know what's going on with that situation.>>3921804If you got the money pretty sure there's might be a brothel you can power level at. I'm just gonna let Shi do his thing so I can off some people and get some souls.
>>3921794Somebody has to fill the void while David's out.Just like how Shi has to fill Emiya's void while Dante's out being a beta in the woods.
>>3921809Huh. That is actually a fairly reasonable explanation. I honestly thought you were having a pretty bad day today.
>>3921809Damn it Chase, now I have to put you on the list. I didn’t want to have to do this, you were one of the cool ones.
>>3921815I have surpassed humanity, but at what cost?
>>3921820Your dignity, and your life. Sleep with three eyes open tonight and beg Miracle to pray over your soul before I come to reap the harvest.
>>3921799If I'm being entirely honest, this whole scathing wit thing is really just a persona for the sake of comedy rather than an accurate representation of what I'm actually like.Which is to say yes, I'm exactly like David.
>>3921826I wonder where he went off to anyway? Even if he’s been somewhat declining in post rate he’s usually at the very least present for the day. I don’t think he posted at all this session, but as I’ve proven before sometimes I mix things up in regards to this quest.
>>3921831He probably found his yandere time goddess and fucked off from this mortal coil.
>>3921840That doesn’t seem too out of the ordinary.
I'm glad Shi has been as fun as he's been. It's really entertaining to play off his character and he does the bit almost too well.
>>3921855Agreed, out of character I just can't dislike him. he reminds me of the weaboo ninja in the old Shadowrun storytime threads.
>>3921858He's primo comic relief and his power is great because now it's impossible to be a waifufag and nobody has any incentive to whiteknight anymore. Anybody that tries to derail for the sake of a thot is just going to end up cucked in the long run.It's also hilarious that he has all of these abilities and no skill in any of them. It really adds that extra Troutfactor.
>>3921867No doubt, he's the ultima weapon against females. I hope OP throws evil bitches to fight at us they fall to his knees.
>>3921867I wouldn’t go that far, someone is still going to make an attempt. Besides his whole Schlick does enough work for three people anyway and that’s not even factoring in all of the jealous NPCs that will come knocking on our door after Shi makes his rounds. If anything I though dice rolls would act as some kind of defense against this garbage.
>>3921870>fall to his knees
>>3921874They can try but how are they going to cope with their precious waifu constantly cucking them?
>>3921874You saw how he treated the bitch after he was done, all shi has to do is turn his harem into fanatic bodyguards. Would any man be willing to hurt his waifu to get to him?
>>3921879Some people are like dogs, even repeated beatings won’t nudge them in the right direction. This is especially true with many /qst/ anons.
Hey OP, what's the weakness of Harem Protag anyways? I can't imagine anything with two X chromosomes is instantly mindslaved without fail in all situations.
>>3921881They can’t be with him all of the time and even if my luck reads it’s ugly head and proves me wrong, there are many men who would kill both parties if Shi messes with the wrong guy.
>>3921884Animal abuse is a crime, Terry. Don't beat your dogs.
>>3921884Ntr usually gets them to give up though. It worked for Joker Quest and that quest was notorious for waifushit.
>>3921884>>3921890Yeah Terry. Don't cuck your dogs.
>>3921890You pick the strangest times to check in.>>3921892We shall see. Honestly I’m more worried about a group of bitter NPCs either running us out of town or hitting up the train. In the case of ones in positions of power their ability to screw with us is magnified tenfold.>>3921894Shut it Dave.
Rolled 11 (1d20)Name: DannyStatsStrength: Above averageDexterity: Below averageAgility: Below averageReflex: AverageToughness: Above averageIntelligence: AverageIntuition: Above averageWillpower: Below averageWisdom: AverageCharisma: Below averageSkillsSwimming: AverageSpeed reading: Above averageCooking: DecentMartial arts (Jujitsu): MinsiculeLying: AverageStrengthsLongterm memory: You can remember things that happened a long time ago without much trouble.Speaks two languages: Having lived in the Netherlands all your life you speak both Dutch and English.Noticing the obvious: You know how people sometimes miss the obvious? That doesn't happen to you as often.WeaknessesOverweight: You weigh more than is healthy which also affects your stamina because you are a..Big eater: You tend to eat a lot at every meal.Deep Sleeper: Waking up isn't easy, as you can easily sleep through loud noisesClass: Priest of Ra
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>3921905 Rerolling skill
>>3921907Well, I have no idea what this does.
>>3921907Fat but stylish, perhaps another contender in the waifu war.
>>3921515Everyone sits around, idly discussing over their empty bowls with much thanks leveled to Mark and Jackson for providing their meal, but eventually their conversation turns to the current situation. Reasoning there's no need to let good time go to waste, most of the Isekai victims disperse with the intent of gathering wood to fuel the.LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train. One however, decides to stay and ply the beginnings of his trade. Dante smiles down to the priestess, whose eyes dart over his large physique, visible even through the furs he's wearing as he speaks.She gives a faint, shy smile when he asks for her name. "I'm Emiya. M-miyashita Emiya." A hand goes to her hair, flicking through it while she turns her head down to reveal the nape of her neck. "Wh-what's your-">>3921426Across the snowswept field, a powerful voice booms and every head swivels to take in the sight of something so far beyond a mere man that they can't conceive it. His trenchcoat swishes in wind that isn't there, his sunglasses glint with otherworldly light, and each of the desert eagles (the most deadly pistol ever made by mankind) at his belt tell a testament of harsh wisdom earned through that age-old truth. Violence.Nearby, Dante can overhear the two withered crones whispering with voices flushed with lust far beneath their years. "His wands are so hefty, so heavy..." "I bet his staff is packing some serious sorcery..." Before his disbelieving eyes, the innocent priestess's thighs clench together and she gasps as her pale face turns crimson. "O-oh m-m-my this isn't- thi-this isn't-" The meta-electrician's jaw drops when the warrior of a thousand sagas to be told, The Death Eater, approaches the pair and, not even deigning to notice him, drops the sharpest pickup line anyone in earshot has ever heard.>>3921539"S-so profound! I-I co- co-could never think of-" The magnificent, incomparable piece of mankind's essence made manifest in art made flesh tilts his head ever so slightly. Under that smoldering gaze, her virgin heart is set aflame with passion and her humble will is broken. Not a thought is spared for the shattered temple, nor the stolen three-pronged scepter of martyr's mourning, nor even the friends and family she lost so cruelly. Only him and gripping his immaculate, stern wrist with strength belying her fragile frame, she drags him into the frozen wilderness, bent on letting him have his way with her in any way she can.>cont.
>>3921921Dante stares. His jaw closes. The pulse in his veins quickens. Rage. He has felt anger before, even spite, but this? This fury is beyond comprehension and must be channeled, lest he tear himself and every living thing around his apart. Time passes. Fifty pounds of logs lay split. His arms ache. He can't feel it. Hate, hate hate hate... No. He can't lash out. He won't. Not here. Not with all these people. Not with... her, still running her hand over his chest and giggling because the words won't come out. Dante decides. The woods...The woods are good. Nothing there, no-one and no-thing but him and his thoughts. He abandons the clearing. They give no thought to him. So be it. He didn’t care. He doesn’t care. He never cared. Lying to himself, it’s a painful feeling. It builds up inside and won’t relent. It has to be let out. Where? A patch of empty dirt under unfeeling sky. Not good. But… It’s there and not a single soul is around to see.>>3921528>>3921534The leaves around tremble. Dante’s muscles spasm with rage that demands an outlet. He raises an axe. The woods will- “GRAAAAGH!” The bushes part. A freak runs out, baying for blood. An interruption. It will not do. He hefts his axe. The wrath of the heavens flies out, flinging the wretch into a tree’s trunk. Bones break. It doesn’t care. Neither does Dante. He swings his axe with enough strength to smite an armoured knight’s skull.It slumps just an inch. The axe misses. The handle is all that’s visible. Lightning leaves the spasming monster, it lunges. The axe was one setback too many. Dante’s been pushed over the brink and this corpse? It must die. Again. And again. And again and again and again. Snarling sounds, it doesn’t register. He doesn’t feel the pressure of its maw crumbling, doesn’t care when it tumbles end over end. The axe is rent from the tree. It must die. It rises, then falls with a downward swing. It will never stand again but he is lost to such sane trifles as triumph and glory. He is in a state of frothing frenzy.There is only gore....He sighs over the handle of the wood-axe, the handle’s intact but the edge is blunted and he hopes for the conductor’s sake that he has a sharpening tool or two stowed away. That… that felt good. It wasn’t his everyday, usual sort of thing but… Might not be so bad to really just let loose like that every once in a while. The man walks back, not quite knowing what to think of his first kill, and without further ado, returns to work. Catching sight of that smug bastard finally let the priestess pull him into the woods ushers in scorn.>cont.
>>3921922>>3921682A nearby cultist nods with an expression somewhere between a disappointed grimace and sad frown, then the two distract themselves sawing the trunks. Closer to the comforting shadow of the LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train, everyone else is well into overcoming the obstacles of primitive industry. Four-hundred and ten logs lay stacked in the train’s first car next to the three-thousand and eighty already there, and while some were more effective than others, each of the men take simple pride in an honest day’s job done well. A cultist is particularly impressed with Chase’s performance, mumbling. “Yhun’s really miss’t ye callin’, shoulda been in a sawmill ‘steada crypts and caves, ‘chaknow? Yeahuhn, so dis reminds me of a time I was out in the swamps, nuffin’ but the whip in my hand, and the biggest frog there, he says, he says ta me... RIBBIT!” The eccentric doubles over, wheezing laughter. “Had’cha goin’, yeahuhn…”Meanwhile, the incarnation of inhuman audacity with every reason to be leaves the woods, zipping his trousers while the priestess staggers behind, leaning a tree, breathless. At the same time everyone else is hard at work stacking logs or tossing them into the furnace, Shi digs around in the back of another car, claims a stack of medicinal cotton for himself, and after stuffing his ears, goes spree-shooting in the woods.It’s not so bad for a beginner, but it could be better, something that Mark’s alternate version, who’d taken a walk in the woods to enjoy the peace and silence without sylvan warcries, notices and decides to rectify. Fifteen minutes of amateur but experienced instruction later, Shi feels that he’s gotten a finer handle on his pistols but still doesn’t know the first thing about what he’s doing. Not that he’d ever admit that. Not to them, at least. Spinning around, he spots the priestess hiding behind a trunkle and she stumbles, shocked that she can feel the sly wink beneath his sunglasses. He’s just that smooth.An hour later, the train is moving and growing a tentacle from his shoulder, the conductor rings the horn, blows a whistle, and tips his hat all at the same time. It might not be ideal, but it’s the closest to paradise he’s ever come and the smile won’t leave his face. Or his stomach, or his sides. The snowdrifts and rocky hills don’t make for a smooth ride but somehow, he knows almost everything he needs to, and manages to keep the train-ride steady without jostling any of the siderooms.>cont.
>>3921923Someone fished out a pack of cards and between the thirteen and counting of them, the Isekai victims have a good time. Shi and Miyashita share a bunk but the walls are thicker than the average party member’s forearms and what they don’t see might as well not be there. At night, some opt to sleep on their furs in front of the rumbling furnaces, held in warmth between the heat of the fire and chill of the midnight air. This might not be peak comfy but it’s close, and makes all they’ve been through so far that much more worth it.…“What do you mean you want our weapons!?!” one of the more outspoken members of the party cried. The mustachioed guard at the city’s gate remained unmoved. “I’m deeply sorry sirs, but since our mayor heard of how the foul grave-knight destroyed a healing shrine and is still at large, he’s laid a ban on outsiders carrying weapons, shields, or wands in city limits. Only exception is guild members that can present a badge and ID card, no exception.” He glances over the party, and his sad eyes aren’t unsympathetic beneath the unibrow.“Look, I don’t agree with the letter of the law but it’s the law and I swore an oath. You seem decent enough folk. Listen, mayor’s waived the entry toll on anyone coming inside, don’t need no fee or ID, just hand everything to me and I’ll stick it in a stout lockbox. Sign your name and what you’re leaving with us, and I swear on my soul to Zin that you’ll get it back if it’s in my power to give. Rumours of iron behemoths lumbering through the woods and ghoul packs stalking the trails. Might be some foreign cults hidden here or there but trust me, you’re better off inside than out. Now what’s it going to be? Here or some lawless hellhole?”
>>3921924"I fucking knew neoliberalism would infect this citidel of cliches. Let's just finish the trip to Bushiburg."
Rolled 75, 68, 31, 78, 100, 33, 51, 35, 65, 66 = 602 (10d100)>>3921924I move to the front of the pack. "I ain't got a weapon cock for brains, so why don't you let me through and make yourself useful. Point me to where I can take up some jobs. Heard you fucks are in need of murder hobos like us." I say with electricity arcing between my fingers. To fuck with the guard's head, I pop my lust aura.
Hey guys I’m back and...Why does it smell raw sex appeal and broken dreams here?
>>3921928That's some grade A autism not gonna lie.
>>3921930He's a lawman, my weakness makes me do this.
>>3921929Because the left is trying to take our swords.
>>3921924“Before we do anything, let’s keep in mind that we were just supposed to be passing through here. Going all in one way or another would be unwise.”
>>3921935"Terry can you fucking believe this shit? What kind of socialist city state do you have to be to give an organization of government sponsored murderhobos a complete monopoly on force and self defense?"
>>3921783>>3921785>>3921787You're the best gaggle of faggots a QM could ask for.>>3921804Not necessarily, if ambient lust is strong enough you can sap the residual depravity off the top. Orgies are difficult or expensive to arrange but can be well-worth the investment. Lust has more to offer than sex, much more but that's definitely its most straightforward option.>>3921788>>3921809>>3921811S C A T H I N G>>3921831>>3921840>>3921847I have faith that David will return, but if Chase's hypothesis is true in the slightest I hope he's found his peace.>>3921855>>3921858Shi is fun to write for and fun to read, I'll say that much.>>3921867Waifufaggotry isn't impossible, but Shi's presence certainly puts a damper on most others by comparison.>>3921870Part and parcel of the Isekai genre.>>3921874The cheats aren't remotely balanced and I knew that going in, but each one has its weaknesses and getting past the dual desert eagles, limited teleportation, and sex appeal, he's very much merely a mortal man. Lie, Dante, and Chase are arguably much more overpowered.>>3921886The Harem Protag cheat is not infallible. It doesn't guarantee that a woman will have sex, it only guarantees that they're interested. If they're currently engaged in combat, seduction has to pass an Average check at best, if there is more than woman in proximity, individual seduction is more difficult and can prompt negative reactions from the rest, and the men associated with them wanting his severed head mounted over their fireplace is a serious threat. He's only a single man and trying to keep dozens of women absolutely seething to get a piece of him mutually satisfied and out of intra-harem conflict may end poorly. Not to mention the risk of divine wrath from anyone of a number of deities, cultural demands that he support any of his eventual children, and women that have overstayed their welcome coming back with a bone to pick.Also, the risk of seducing Yanderes. You rarely know until it's too late to back out.>>3921887Correct, depending on how poorly he conducts himself, a reputation for the worse might spread.>>3921905Glad to have you on-board Danny. I'll say you turned up sometime during the two-day LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train expedition and you can dive right in! Here's your cheat:> (12) A E S T H E T I C You somehow manage to make everything you do look exponentially cooler than it actually is. If you are stumbling with a sword it will look badass, if you know what you’re doing it will look beyond divine. This yields a massive bonus to convincing others, intimidation, and building a reputation whether it's positive or negative.
>>3921940I can think of a few united states. Still, complaining won’t help matters. What we need to do is determine why we are here. Once we do that, getting around their bullshit laws will be all the more easier.”
A cool priest, Nice.
>>3921943I’m not complaining about his actual power (though he and pretty much everyone else would kick my ass if a fight were to break out at this juncture). I’m mostly concerned about things getting derailed and everything devolving into one upping each other, shitty romance dialogue, and female NPCs who are about as intelligent as they are useless.
>>3921948It's a bit amusing to me that we've got a traditional Catholic priest and an Egyptian pagan priest, both of which can invoke their respective deities to perform tangible miracles.
>>3921953It works if you go for the whole, "divines are entities created by mortal belief and sustained by mortal devotion" angle.
>>3921951I've been trying to give everyone equal amounts of screen-time, and I assure you, if I have to make a godsdamned chart and roll table to keep haremshit in the backgroun regulated, I will make a godsdamned chart and roll table to keep harem shit in the background regulated. Sex in storytelling isn't about the act itself, it's about the context and character development that builds up around it. Shi's deadpan steamroll over Dante was deeply amusing from a meta-standpoint, and led to a great in-character moment for him, even if the writing was jilted. That's what I've been aiming for in this quest, different players playing off of each other while the Mythic system and setting I've dug out of my ass keeps everything coherent.If anything's going to be throwing the game off the rails it's going to be the LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train but if and when it happens, I'll do everything I can to make sure everyone involved has a fun time, because I sure fucking am. Running this for all of you has been a blast, and I feel more motivated as a QM than I've ever been because I'm not telling the story, I'm recording it.
>>3921954I prefer to keep it unexplained and let the theological debate or lack thereof simmer.
>>3921956It’s good to know that you’ll take an active approach to any potential snares. Most QMs would simply lean back and let the shitstorm wash away all of the potential the quest may have had. In fact, many encourage it. This is a good change of pace so good in fact that I’ve only been playing this mythic quest and the other one for the past few days. I’m definitely going to experience some whiplash once all of this comes to a close.
Rolled 35, 90, 31, 81, 13, 86, 63, 28, 54, 37 = 518 (10d100)>>3921924“Sir I can tell you several cons of taking our weapons.”“What if we have an invasion and you need extra hands but you took our weapons so we can’t fight? On a smaller scale, what if we were getting mugged and wanted to defend ourselves. With the Death Knight, you should have everyone be prepared at any time.”“Unless you want this city to be understaffed during an emergency I would recommend you let us keep our weapons.”>Convince the guard to let us keep our weapons
How many of us have or need weapons?
Rolled 55, 50, 14, 38, 69, 46, 55, 38, 46, 62 = 473 (10d100)>>3920668Also it’s probably too late now but, rolls.Sorry OP
>>3921963Not only weapons, but wands. Casting spells without a focus for the visualising essence receives a -1 RS penalty, -2 RS if it's significantly risky. Shooting acid out of a stick is one thing, streaming it from the palms of your hand is another. Like most weaknesses, there are techniques or classes that mitigate the downside, but it's rare for a magic user to be completely comfortable without their object of choice.>>3921966No problem, I'll just retroactively say you studied, same as Alex, Anon, Chase, and anyone else I'm probably forgetting. The impact of time doesn't disappear because the narrative wasn't focused on it.
We don't even really need to go to this city. We only detoured out of convenience and the fact that our ability to protect ourselves is going to be impaired makes this not worth it.Also on the meta end I don't want to fuck around in this city and I would rather get to the Taemorden as soon as possible.
>>3921963Of course, your Electric Conduit cheat is bound your soul, so you don't need a tool for optimal ampere generation. It's not true magic though, it's electricity, which is arguably every whit as terrifying to deal with.
>>3921970I did come in after things were decided, but why did we come here first?
>>3921970I'll divulge that Caelkirk has a much larger and livelier market than Taedmorden, and while the equipment for sale here isn't free in the slightest sense of the word, there's plenty of rumours circulating through a community this size. That said, Taedmorden has an abundance of benefits as well. Party's choice, it'll be interesting to see either way around.>>3921976It was on the route and they wanted to check it out first.
>>3921978What I'm saying is that the party voted to come here as a short detour, and overall we don't find the no weapons stipulation to be acceptable so I see no reason to compromise for something that isn't our main objective.
While I would love to pick up work chase is right. I'll settle for calling the guard cockbrains.
>>3921981Fair, if we don’t convince the guard we should just leave.
>>3921981It's Misfortune for a reason. Magic or not, mild gambling fixation and gnomes be damned I'd bail too.
Anyhow, I'm going to go ahead and get some sleep until later today/tomorrow, perspective depending because it's past midnight where I'm at. Same time, let's hope David's a-okay and Orion and New Guy decide to dive in.
Night OP and everyone else.
>>3921989They won't. Death Perception told me so.
Tiny, barely noticeable typos are the bane of my being.>>3921993Good night.>>3921997GOSH DAMNIT
>>3921943Interesting, plus it should limit the effects of my low charisma in at least some areas
I say we go in, with my cheat I should at least be able to make some money by holding a performance of some kind.
Getting past the guards is one thing, but after we get into the city, will we be able to purchase new equipment there? I kinda wanted to buy a better staff / wand.Is it possible to enter the city, quickly join the adventurer's guild, and thus be exempt from this no weapons rule?
>>3922017We don't have shit for money you know. That was kind of the point of going to Taemorden. Also fuck the guild. It's a corrupt, socialist institution and even more egregiously it's a cliche.
>>3922004>>3922017>after entering the city can we buy new weapons?>can we just join the adventurers guild to ignore this rule?Anyone who can't stand going in without packing heat can just wait outside. Most of us don't even have weapons.
>>3922017I’d say the majority of the party is against joining any sort of guild. Besides as i (and later Chase) stated, we aren’t here to stay so we may as well leave if we were only planning on taking a rest here. The train pretty much made this city pointless for the time being.
>>3922025Nobody is forcing you to join any guild you don't want to. Conversely, nobody is forcing me to abstain from joining whatever guild(s) I want.
>>3922026Then go, I never said you couldn’t, I’m just saying that most of us will avoid doing so. In 1-2 posts you can give up your stuff, enter, and join. It seems as if you’re almost uncomfortable with your choice.
>>3922028I just want to ascertain the situation. Sometimes the adventurer's guild has a hefty entry fee, which as you surmised, is not currently possible for any of us to pay. Sometimes it's completely free and even gives out lots of free shit like a magic ID card that lists your current stats and skills. It'd also be good to get recognition and pay for any good deeds we might do later accidentally. I'd like to hear exactly how convenient or inconvenient the conditions are before making a decision.I'm not some kind of emo brat who makes his decisions based on whether it's "cliche", but instead based on whether the conditions are favorable or unfavorable.
>>3922022Are you sure that splitting the party is a good idea?
>>3922035Why are you still here? Just put the lotion in the basket and sign up. What do you think I’ll kick you out of something if I don’t approve? If you think it’s worth it then prove it by refusing to argue with me and tell OP that you’ll comply. It’s that simple.
>>3922035Lie. Nobody else besides you wants to go in the fucking city and nobody gives a shit about the guild. I hear your what ifs and quite frankly I don't give a damn about this citystate's little adventure's club. Now you can ride your little high horse and project your brattiness onto everyone if you want to but don't expect anyone else to wait for you while you fuck around on your own.
>>3922054I don't appreciate the attitude you're taking with me. Are we going to have a problem?
>>3922055No. You don't get to police my tone when you're the one instigating. Address the arguments or go back to sulking.
>>3922057Is that "No, we're not going to have a problem"? Because it sounded like a different kind of "No" to me.
>>3922064I'm saying that I'm not going to let you pivot on the basis of tone when you're the one tossing insults around. Stop being childish Lie, it's not a good look on you.
Rolled 17, 30, 98, 75, 1, 73, 78, 47, 25, 49 = 493 (10d100)>>3922067Wanting to put an end to the arguing between Lie and Chase I talk to the guard using my skill to talk with authority. "Can't you make an exception to the no weapon's rule since we're accompanied by servants of Evylivon?"
>>3922092The argument wasn’t in-game but you had the right idea. We’ve wasted enough time.
For every argument we have out of character, our in-character avatars who actually have to live together would have twenty.
>>3922102I can’t argue with that.
Rolled 22, 93, 43, 7, 57, 64, 95, 58, 93, 47 = 579 (10d100)I approach the hags and say "Give me some coins or whatever you use for currency, you won't need it once you've died for me.
Rolled 41, 48, 12, 69, 8, 94, 48, 39, 71, 71 = 501 (10d100)>>39219432nd person to get a cheat about persuading/seducing people todayShoot. I forgot to ask OP if I required human souls or if I can get animal souls instead.Just realized that since I'm the size of a flowerpot Chase can throw me like Wolverine's fastball special. Perfect shenanigans.
>>3922136You need intelligent souls.
>>3922137Ah ok. Thanks Chase. Finna wait for bandits to pop up to take theirs since most of us agreed on not heading to the city. Wait, we didn't loot the undead from the previous thread either have we?
>>3922138I think it's generally accepted that undead don't have shit it terms of loot, and even if they did it would be the cultists' stuff anyways.
>>3922139Yeah. It was a low chance but I still hoped there was a chance of getting a bag of coins for money. Dunno how currency works in our current system of literally being train traveling murder hobos
>>3921549"Unless we harvest on the suicidal I think the only bet we have is fighting humanoid or senting creatures. I'm still coming to terms with the fact we have to eat them at all."
Won't be posting for awhile.
Rolled 56, 39, 51, 53, 72, 53, 22, 86, 6, 42 = 480 (10d100)>>3922004Summon a version of me that went inside the town for information if the town had anything i can bother to stealSo here’s my plan. We can either make the mayor and the guildmaster come to us and offer them the train service in exchange for goods
>>3922201I would rather just head to the next town over where we can get equipment and a place to stay in exchange for doing quests for the guy. Come to think of it, we are supposed to kill someone spreading rumors about the lord of Taemorden in this town, so it's probably a good idea to try to get that done while we're here.
>>3922264Actually fuck that. We don't have any money so I'm not comfortable combing the bars for the bastard without any coin to grease the wheels.
>>3922201Did you forget that the train must be kept secret or we'll get fucked?
>>3922333Aaaaah I didLets infiltrate anyway. IMO we still lethal even unarmed. I bet i can sneak my dagger pass the guards or pilfer any arms in the town
>>3922354I really don't see a benefit to going now over coming back with some money. It's a merchant city after all.
I hope David didn't get too bored and quit.
I wonder how OP will handle this dilemma? I deally everyone should take responsibility and take fulll ownership of their own actions. If we keep going on like a rat wheel nothing will ever get done.
>>3922384It's annoying that some people are just doing random shit instead of coordinating with the group.
>>3922412In a similar vein to the guild principle, the group doesn’t have to stay together, we all could’ve split as soon as we got here. Obviously the game will get bogged down for a while if OP has to keep up with 10+ characters running around going through completely unrelated plotlines. >>3922354If the plan is that the team’s rogues will infiltrate the city, steal some things and get back to the others I may be up for that.
>>3922428If we do go in the city, I have no strong feelings either way, I also have plans to make some money.Basically I create a strong lightsource and hold a shadow puppet show, my cheat should at least make the whole thing LOOK cool enough to get some coin
I don't see why we can't spend a couple hours or a day in the city. At least check things out before heading out. Time isn't an issue with the train.
>>3922436It probably won’t be enough. Anything worth buying here is likely to be pretty expensive aside from something like some boots or a tunic.
>>3922428If we're going to do so coordination with our resource gathering I would be up for it. I'm certain we could run a good grift between our abilities and as long as Shi's around we have some insurance.
>>3922471The idea was that it would supplement whatever everyone got not be a single source of income>>3922482 If we go that route I'd be best used as a distraction, I think
>>3922482I could try dancing with lighting for cash?
>>3922471So Terry, I suggest that we work together when we go in. I'll scan for unaware targets with Death Perception and you pickpocket them. You can give me your phone so I can feed you information from a distance. Sound like a plan?
>>3922482What was the plan here anyway? I know we were passing through but nothing was ever specified. Lie just suggested it and everyone simply followed. At first it made sense since we had limited food and needed shelter, but with the train those problems have practically vanished. We could get to the other town in a day and do some jobs for that warlord to get some cash. At this point I’m sure that half of the people who want to go to the city don’t even know why they want to go, and the other half want to join the guild.
>>3922507It's total nonsense but if people really want to go I guess I'll indulge them. It's like being a mother, sometimes you have to do something to alleviate the bitching and keep the kids entertained.No reason we can't make some real progress while we're doing it though.
>>3922512There is no progress to be made. Our options here are street preforming, robberies, and faggy slime killing quests from the guild. If we came here with money and we were actually planning on buying something I’d be more inclined to go in. Aside from stealing quality armor and weapons from stores, every other plan that’s been brought up is either pointless or redundant.
>>3922512As I said I'm fine either way but yeah a lot seem to want to go to this city
>>3921961Nothing stopping you from running a quest yourself, I'm sure you'd do a fair shake at it.>>3921963Every Warrior starts out with a rusty and crudely-forged sword, mace, or axe and a shoddy, flimsy buckler at their discretion, each Rogue begins with a sharpened copper dagger, each Sorcerer with a wand for focusing their spells, and each Priest with a holy symbol and text, if applicable. Anyone that went without a class doesn't have anything but the clothes on their backs but with two cheats and enough luck or cunning, likely doesn't need them.>>3921997Let's hope David's okay, whatever else is going on.>>3922010Certainly. It's essentially an exponential multiplier to any aesthetic you have, just standing with your hands at your side makes you seem like a stoic badass to anyone nearby, but actually doing something impressive, such as singlehandedly slaying a monster or calling down the wrath of Ra is indescribable.>>3922017None of you have any currency in the local denominations and most of the high-end equipment was salvaged from dangerous ruins, so it doesn't part cheap. Even so, your skills are versatile enough there's a high likelihood you could garner enough to make a purchase or two. You can attempt to join the adventurer's guild if you like, but your image in the sight of some locals would suffer and for all the safety net and training it offers, your autonomy is limited by a strict set of guidelines. No ban on taking a look around, but it's unusual for an unaffiliated sorcerer to be browsing a guildhouse.>>3922025>>3922026Both correct.>>3922099The line between in-character and out-of-character dialogue has always seemed extremely blurred, which is one of the best parts of the quest, in my opinion.>>3922102>>3922105Living on the road has its downsides.>>3922138>>3922139>>3922143Sadly, no, the undead were only peasants and the wights were carrying what little of value the grave-knight didn't take for himself.>>3922153That's a-okay.>>3922201Are you sure you want to try and divulge the existence of the LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train before you have a stable position?>>3922470The only crisis is the lack of weapons, but for all of Caelkirk's numerous faults, they do what they can to keep the streets safe.
>>3922524I tried running a quest once, but my uploading was far too inconsistent. Being one voice in the crowd or creating and managing my own character come effortlessly to me, but it’s hard to find the motivation to work on something creative. I actually have a little side project I’ve been crafting for some time now, but I haven’t touched it in weeks.
>>3922519I think if we put our heads together we can salvage something from this damnable detour. Small crime and street performance aren't enough to make it worthwhile. We'll need a big score to make this worth our time.mall crime and street performance aren't enough to make it worthwhile. We'll need a big score to make this worth our time.
>>3922535The fuck happened to this post? I mean that we need to do something beyond petty garbage to make this worthwhile.
>>3922535You alright Chase? I also agree and if everyone else does I'll have what I said just be me trying to fuck with the guard.
>>3922543My point exactly, even our best plan for this place is faulty.
>>3922552What we could do is case a shop with Death Perception and then perform a heist with that information.
>>3922573You wants to pull a heist?
Fuck, I just realised that tanks are basically armoured trains that carry their own rails. That's so cool. Getting back to the actual quest, with your vehicle, the city of Taedmorden is three more days of travel away.>>3922573Certainly possible. Could be risky with the adventurer's guild presence, but doable, if you can get over the moral conundrum or simply don't care.
>>3922574We need to do *something* interesting for the filler episode.
>>3922582Any victory against socialist pseudo capitalism is a worthy cause.
>>3922584....Put me down as a maybe. It'll have to be a good target.
>>3922574I'd be down for a heist. Plenty of "acidents" happen when trying to pull them off.
Well, if were doing this we'll need to find a mark, case it, plan, and execute.
Rolled 57, 70, 86, 76, 64, 77, 88, 35, 96, 75 = 724 (10d100)In that case, everyone looking to make something of this trip should roll to find a suitable target. After that, we'll collect info and form a plan.
Rolled 42, 82, 6, 79, 88, 57, 7, 1, 46, 93 = 501 (10d100)
so everyone is agreeing to turn in their weapons?
>>3922608Yeah, let's go ahead on the Calekirk arc.
>>3922608That's a problem for mere mortals, forces of nature like myself can call upon their weapons as they please.
>>3922608Who said anything about that. We don’t need the whole battalion on this one, just a few key individuals. If we’re doing a heist all we need is the rogues and people with powers that would aid in incapacitating targets quickly and quietly. The rest should stay back and be ready to get moving as soon as the extraction team gets back to base.
>>3922615My death bringers are rather loud but my shadow step and seduction abilities should allow me to be an asset to the heist.
Are the stands of our stand users visible to non stand users?
>>3922624Jack, you want in on the heist?
>>3922620The flanking teleport is a bit situational, but I’m sure there’s some loophole you can work out with it. I can see you pulling your weight in this operation >>3922621I think only the other players can see them.
>>3922621Stands are invisble to non stand users. They have a range limit through so we couldn't commit the heist with only stands.
>>3922628He could use it on allies so we could effectively summon him to wherever he's needed.
So far we have the rouges on infiltration. Shi can get in and out so he should be getaway? Do we need a distraction?
>>3922615I feel that at the moment I'd be best used as a distraction, so I'm sitting the mission out. If I'd more practice with my abilities it might be a different story
>>3922633Also, as long as someone stays within a 10 foot radius of him they can also have access to firearms. He'd be a great help if everything went to shit.
>>3922633That’s only if we get to a worthwhile position first. If none of us can get past a door, his teleportation wouldn’t be of use. His ability would be most useful for patrol tracking.
>>3922615If we going into the LeTourneau as a get away I wonder if I can make it go faster with [Speed Demon].But that might damage it's structural integrity because it's not meant to go that fast. But the LeTourneau is supposedly stronger than it would be IRL per the perk.So many things that I need to experiment with...
>>3922640I'm hoping a plan will begin to materialize once I scan a place with Death Perception. It should be simple to plan against vulnerabilities in security with that standard of information.
>>3922647You can practice while the team is casing the target, hopefully you’ll have a decent grasp of things if we need to leave in a hurry.
From this place is bullshit, let's go murder hobo elsewhere, to let's fucking rob these fools.
>>3922656This is called bringing direction to the aimless.
>>3922650I already have general plan but it will be affected by who is involved in the heist and who stays with the train.
How long is a round of combat in this. In dnd it's 6 seconds. So I could let somone use my gun for 50 rounds before it returns to me.
>>3922625>Still need to read through The Fluff, Introduce myself to the Weeb, and viciously mock him for breaking Bros Before Hoes.
>>3921779Haha Holy shit Stealth Train.
>>3922671But Jackson, Shi ensures that bros before hoes will be followed because he withholds all the hoes from the bros.
>>3922671Bros before hoes is a term invented by gay black rappers to justify the amount of time they spend with men.
>>3922671eh, I lost who cares. I wanted to gain that level and lost to the better player. I also doubt he cares.
>>3921923 BTW, I'd like to say that I don't want to use My power unless I'm alone, and then only necessarily. Like the tooting the horn part. The mouths though, that just gets my clothes wet.
>>3922680You say that until she takes you to the cleaners and swipes 20% of your paycheck every month.
>>3921782It means I don't miss as much, it's cool
>>3921928>>3921983>Q: Does Dante's insult shatter the guard's self-confidence?>Charisma: Below Average, Odds: Very Unlikely, he's a town guard>Roll: 75>No, he is unphased>Q: Is the guard offended by the insult?>Odds: Unlikely, he's been there and seen it>Roll: 68>No, he doesn't care>Q: Does his opinion of the party lessen?>Odds: 50/50, some of the adventurers are no better and he knows from his experience wrestling drunks that he can't single out a group for one loudmouth>Roll: 31>Yes, his uni-brow scrunches and he stands straighter at attention>Q: Does Dante's Lust aura have any effect?>Odds: Very Unlikely, the guardsman isn't gay>Roll: 78>No, he suppresses the urge with ease>Q: Is his attitude toward the party unaffected?>Odds: 50/50, he's seen stranger things happen>Critical No, he has another guard hold his position while he goes off to vomit in a chamberpot>>3921962>Q: Is Miracle's argument able to sway the replacement?>Charisma: Below Average, Odds: Unlikely>Roll: 35>Yes, he frowns in sympathy and seems to hesitate>Q: Dos he still insist on taking their weapons?>Odds: A Sure Thing, they keep track of which guard is on rotation and what times, and his job depends on it>Roll: 90>Yes, but he seems bothered to disarm such morally upstanding men>Q: Does he allow the priests to keep their holy items?>Odds: Likely>Roll: 31>Yes, laws or not, the last thing he wants to do is bring down the wrath of the gods>>3921966>Q: Is Miracle able to study the Catholic Bible during their constant walking?>Odds: Very Likely, it's his religion>Roll: 55>Yes, he studies it religiously>Q: Can he find any deeper insight than before?>Odds: Unlikely, the conditions are too harsh to contemplate the minutia of theology>Roll: 50>No, but he feels a whit wiser than before>>3922092>Q: Is the guard effected by Danny's A E S T H E T I C?>Charisma: Below Average, Odds: Very Likely, his posture is extremely impressive>Roll: 17>Yes, he is floored by the sheer magnificence of the way he punctuates his words with the gesture of a conciliatory open palm>Q: Can Danny's argument sway the guard?>Charisma: Below Average, Odds: Likely>Roll: 30>Yes, he tenses his grip on his halberd and chews his mustache as sweat drips down his forehead>Q: Is his conviction to uphold the city's law at the expense of personal freedom changed?>Odds: Very Likely, this is a powerful argument>Roll: 98>Critical No, he apologises but his mind is set in stone and will not be moved>cont.
>>3922684So you're out for the heist?
>>3922688>>3922129>Q: Is Shi able to convince the hags to fork over their money?>Charisma: Below Average, Odds: Near Sure Thing, he's just so bold>Roll: 22>Yes, they give him everything they have in their pockets>Q: Do they have much in their pockets?>Odds: Unlikely, they're elderly cultists>Roll: 93>No, they're broke>Q: Do they still have something?>Odds: 50/50>Roll: 43>Yes, they're not completely destitute>Q: Is it a coin?>Odds: 50/50>Roll: 7>Critical Yes, they hand him the enormous amount of four>Q: Are they gold?>Odds: Very Unlikely>Roll: 57>No, they are not>Q: Are they silver?>Odds: Unlikely>Roll: 64>No, they are not>Q: Are they copper, at least?>Odds: 50/50>Roll: 95>Critical No, these are brass, which is notoriously easy to make in alchemy>>3922201>Q: Is Mark able to summon another version of himself?>Odds: Likely>Roll: 56>Yes, and he's quite eager to see the intact walls of Caelkirk in person>Q: Do they manage to separately infiltrate the town?>Stealth: High, Odds: Very Likely, twinkle toes>Roll: 39>Yes, nobody here suspects anything out of the ordinary, and both are still carrying their sheathed daggers
>>3922685I don't follow the law, I am THE LAW.
>Q: Does Dante's Lust aura have any effect?>Odds: Very Unlikely, the guardsman isn't gay>Roll: 78>No, he suppresses the urge with ease>Q: Is his attitude toward the party unaffected?>Odds: 50/50, he's seen stranger things happen>Critical No, he has another guard hold his position while he goes off to vomit in a chamberpotFucking worth.
>>3922689Being mean makes me feel bad.
Fascinating developments all around, this ought to be interesting to see.>>3922684Noted, remember your summoning ability.>>3922665It varies from ten seconds to as long as ten minutes, how long you can hand off your desert eagles varies depending on the context. There's no limit to the amount of desert eagles, uzis, and ammunition you can summon besides the time limit. You could be brandishing five belt's worth, no problem, but since the summoning's instant, it'd mostly be for aesthetic benefits.>>3922687If you say so.>>3922656>>3922661Madlads
>>3922676He shall never be a true bro though.
>>3922692We shall see. In the meantime, since Mark already jumped the fence. I think it’s time we lay out the teams before we overextend.
>>3921924In any case, I head to a carpenter's and see if I can get some work and his unuseable stock/sawdust.
>>3922692Not on The Express you're not you fucking weeb
>>3922703My powers are flashy enough and i want in So i guess put me down for distraction.
>>3922688I actualy meant I was using the authority skill I have as a Priest of Ra, but I doubt that would have affected the role
>>3922702It is a worthy sacrifice for the good of brokind.
>>3922688>>3922691Hoo boy, yall got busy while I was in class. Here's my main question. Generally a city is built upon 4 areas which consists of the high class, mid class, low class, and slums. Since we plan to hit something worthwhile we're either aiming for the high class area or the mid class area. Which area does the group agree to scout?
>>3922729Middle class. High class probaly has magic locks.
>>3922720The last thing we need is a shining beacon in the dead of night. It’s best if nothing out of the ordinary occurs on the night we do this. I’d put you in as the guard dispatcher. You could take out a guard within seconds if you get the jump on him.>>3922729If we’re going to make the most of this, we shouldn’t walk around as a big group. I’d say two teams of three would be best.
Rolled 43, 3, 96, 5, 98, 63, 23, 59, 77, 18 = 485 (10d100)>>3922709>>3922725 I would also Like to beseech Chase for some training, should he have the free time.
>>3922743I'll teach you swordplay after the big score. In the meantime, you should try making yourself some bone blades to train with.
>>3922740If we had two brickphones or if Terry could contact his phone while someone else carries that would eliminate a lot a trouble. That way the groups could contact each other if they ran into trouble
Rolled 67, 66, 99, 14, 27, 66, 21, 24, 17, 7 = 408 (10d100)Intill the heist is ready i'm going to train with the hags in the dark arts.
>>3922703I will most likely be a part of the Get Away Crew, clearing ways for exiting or making our method for getting away more faster through [Speed Demon].If a Get Away Crew isn't required then I may help with long ranged assaults through [Nephilim's Railgun] (Throwing Objects at high speeds tends to cause a lot damage).
>>3922736Didn't think of that. Middle class it is. Now to narrow down our target, do we want any random house at OP's discretion for this filler event or do we wanna aim for one of the houses near the merchants and things?>>3922740It should make it easier for OP to manage our adventures too. Slight question. When you mean take out a guard, do you mean kill or knock out? Cause I'm kinda hungry for souls.
>>3922753I’m working on a way to call multiple people at once and psychically connect them for the duration of the conversation. A conference call, if you will.
>>3922755They are healing monks. They are about the farthest thing possible from dark sorcerers but ok.
Rolled 83, 79, 49, 17, 27, 79, 22, 6, 7, 90 = 459 (10d100)>>3922701Hoping on, this development training myself. Let's improve my multi-tasking ability and strength of will.
We're confirmed in the city now?
>>3922759I don’t care one way or another, as long as they are quickly and quietly removed and placed out of sight, I’m satisfied. As for the teams, we’ll have a bigger and more varied score if we have multiple heist teams. We’d also draw less attention and there would be less room for screw ups.
Rolled 34, 78, 8, 52, 1, 25, 11, 24, 64, 74 = 371 (10d100)I'm gonna practice my skills as well. Starting by using Ra's powers to create a small ball of light within sight of the guards and without praying.
>>3922751Not sword. Axe. Axes are more effective for general use, and swords, although elegant and cool sidearms, aren't all that effective against anything better than chainmail due to a lack of armor penetration compared to battlefield weapons. In any case, having an opponent with a differing weapon would help you get used to fighting against anyone not using a sword.
>>3922765If I read the posts correctly, only Mark snuck in. The rest of us are still out.
>>3922604>Q: Do Chase and company arouse any suspicion when they enter the gates?>Charisma: Below Average, Odds: Unlikely, the guards are in disarray, they're not armed, and outside visitors aren't uncommon>Roll: 57>No, they aren't given any more than the usual curious glances>Q: Are they able to locate any suitable storefronts?>Odds: Very Likely, there's an enormous amount of trade flowing through the community>Roll: 70>Yes, they locate no less than six different stores that could be worth the effort>Event Meaning: 86, 76>Passion, The mundane, an extremely well-kept general store offering unseasonable fruits and sturdy equipment at low prices>Event Meaning: 64, 77>Spy Trials, an out of the way stall in the corner of a marketplace run by the most shredded man they've ever seen, offering 'tests of will' and 'guides to unlocking the self'>>3922607>Event Meaning: 42, 82>Haggle Dispute, a gnome's dilapidated shop that sells at half the price of the first store and one-fourth of the quality, but the owner knows a thing or two about artifacts and is willing to haggle>Event Meaning: 6, 79>Triumph Vehicle, a gregarious smith's shop focused on the maintenance of wagons, horseshoes, and adventuring equipment, some of which he sells at prices that are, allegedly, worth the loss of weight in the wallet>Event Meaning: 88, 57>Control Tactics, a reclusive smith's shop that focuses completely on the buying, selling, and maintenance of weapons, something he sees as a religious duty, his wares are expensive but he's willing to reduce the price if someone can outspar him, so far, only four have won a discount>Event Meaning: 7, 1>Violate Goals, a whorehouse that barely bothers to put on a front of working as an inn, rumour has it that the headmistress has some sort of sick fetish for breaking up married couples, and its popularity has waned in recent years with the resurgence of Zin worship
>>3922773That was my interpretation as well
>>3922762Like I said evil cultists who use life siphoning to heal themselves.
>>3922772You take that back heathen. This is an eastern setting so the gold standard is grorious Nippon steel folded a mirrion times you baka gaijin.
>>3922773>>3922775I assumed you all left your weapons with the guard and entered the city to scope it out, was that wrong?
>>3922772With your ability welding both would give you a decent set of options no matter the opponent. You should have a good understanding of various types of melee weapons.
I still need to be added to the google doc BTW, just a reminder
>>3922781I was actively fighting it the entire time. In fact, in-game I was most likely in the back while planning to sneak in.
>>3922780If that's the case, then a spear is the premier weapon. The Katana is still a sidearm and is still ineffective against chainmail, even more so that European swords due to the fact it is built specifically for chopping and slashing>>3922782But you're right Terry. Although I must state, swords are fucking expensive. We only have a few of those, but dozens of axes.
>>3922781I entered the cityAlso forget that I said I was gonna train with the hags by your description I thought they were evil cultists/witches not hobo healing monks.
>>3922768rip indeed. At this rate. I might as well commit to strength training and murder our enemies to evolve into someone more wise.
I'm going to enter the city since no weapons to care about.
>>3922790I was speaking in terms of the long game. Sticking with axes for now makes much sense given your access to them and the fact that you use them all the time to fuel the train.
>>3922796Yeah it doesn't matter too much for me either
>>3922796Same. Terry can just use his phone in a fight.
>>3922759AK, you want in on the guard silence gig? I'm perfectly fine with helping you kill the guards.
>>3922743>Q: Is Jackson able to find a dedicated carpenter's shop?>Odds: Likely, it's a large city by the frontier's standards>Roll: 43>Yes, he locates a small establishment run by a self-hating gnome>Q: Does he manage to hit it off with the gnome?>Charisma: Below Average, Odds: Very Unlikely, he's not the friendliest sort>Roll: 3>Critical Yes, but in twenty minutes he and Jackson are going on like they've known each other for years>Q: Is he willing to part with some of his sawdust?>Odds: Unlikely, gnomes aren't known for their generosity but he might make an exception>Roll: 96>Critical No, he would be happy too, but since the last few disappearances of woodcutters, he hasn't been able to get any logs to process!>Q: Does he think Jackson could be any help?>Odds: 50/50>Roll: 5>Critical Yes, he's getting extremely desperate and would be willing to part with a silver coin per stack of logs, or one per twenty pounds of lumber to stay afloat
>>3922787Right, I'll add you and Shi pronto.>>3922788Alright, I'll assume you managed to slip in with Mark while the guard was distracted with Danny.>>3922791No, not at all, they're just extremely old and wrinkled
>>3922805Chase, at least 40-60% of your strength comes from using weapons. If you came across a guard punches and kicks won’t do anything.
>>3922740Do anyone know the team setup so far? I like to know each role before deciding.
>>3922812I'm under no illusions about my strength in combat, I intend to serve as Intel support. That said, Mark could easily smuggle my stilleto with after effect if he's willing to help.
>>3922774So we made it in that's good. Shi can head to the whorehouse and gather information about the guy that's spreading rumours if any of us still wanna do that side quest. People spill information when drunk and sleeping with prostitutes and all that. Anyone wanna see if they can do the Control Tactics shop spar thing. Preferably, someone that can actually do fighting that isn't primarily based on lethal strikes. Alex, how tall are you again? Kinda need to know so I can check if you wanna come with me to hit up the gnome's shop since the other places might not have any armor that can fit imps.Those with High Will can try the spy shop's "test of will">>3922781Yeah since mostly everyone? doesn't seem to care all too much.
>>3922809Wonderful! I ask for an axe or saw and get to work. I also inquire if he needs any finer processing done, as that's where my skill lies.
>>3922813The way I see it each team needs three components: the infiltrator, the guard dispatcher, and the pack mule. The infiltrators would obviously be the rogues and they’ll break into the shop. The dispatchers should be able to take out any patrolling guard who gets in the way quickly and quietly. The pack mule would ideally be someone with a stand but unfortunately one is in a coma, another has been absent for awhile, and another is needed on the getaway squad.
>>3922816Think I'm supposed to be as tall as a 12 year old, but I wasn't given specifics on height. Like the average, little above it or a giant compared to other 12 year olds.
>>3922816>Those with High Will can try the spy shop's "test of will"Well, that me. Anyone else want to try this?
Rolled 32, 100, 88, 60, 28, 77, 61, 19, 79, 56 = 600 (10d100)>>3922774I go to whichever shop a female is selling the wares and use my charms to get a low price for 6 tragedy masks or whatever is this world's equivalent.
>>3922815That’s what I was thinking as well, but when you bring up fighting, I thought you were planning on getting into one.
Rolled 22, 42, 34, 46, 100, 57, 71, 60, 21, 99 = 552 (10d100)>>3922774I make my way over to the hidden shop and ask the man about his tests and guides.
Hey op, what time is it in game and what features of Control Tactics make it vulnerable to infiltration? I assume the rest of you guys are fine with going for the blacksmith?
>>3922811Qm can I summon my guns with and without suppressors?
>>3922819I can do both infiltrator and dispatcher but besides you and me Mark is the only other rogue on the current pdf so if he doesn't show up me and you are gonna be infiltrators.>>3922821If you are gonna be the dispatcher, you can get the souls from killing the guards while I loot us some equipment during the heist.>>3922834You think you can use your cheat to win the spar against the reclusive smith? Also there's 2 blacksmiths so idk which you're talking about.>>3922774>I join Dante to go to the Spy Trials shop to question about this 'tests of will'
>>3922834Even though I am not in on it, I recommend literally any other shop. That shop is the one owned by a smith of the Forge God who has outsparred all but 4 customers so far, and he exclusively deals in weapons, which should clue you into his clientele. If he catches anyone but Chase they're fucked.
>>3922836If they work anything like real suppressors it won’t matter in this instance.>>3922839You shouldn’t have your attention divided, once the infiltrates break in they’ll pretty much be half rate pack mules. The dispatcher should only be focused on defending the others and if they were to carry any merchandise it should only be weapons which they have equipped or armor that is easy to put on.
What we need is a ye old bank or jeweler
>>3922839I guess, even though I don't particuarly like eating souls from those just doing their job. But it can't be helped.
>>3922848A bank is fine, but a jeweler would only be useful if we have a fence lined up.
>>3922848Too much security
>>3922836You cannot, suppressors aren't that edgy. There's nothing stopping you from trying to produce one in the future, though.>>3922834In short, it's poorly lit, somewhat cramped with all the weapons racks, and even though the owner lives there, he's often away sparring with the adventurers at the guild.>>3922787Here you go bro.
>>3922853>whistles in cosmic vending machineIn all seriousness though, I hope David's still alive.
>>3922859He wouldn’t leave without calling each and every one of us faggots first.
>>3922821You're the size of an average twelve year old, which is enormous for an imp.
Stay on target lads. We need to find something good enough to rob and commit to it.
>>3922856Qm my infomaniac strength means I have a below average skill in marksmanship. Just to let you know for future rolls.
>>3922847Fair point. Hopefully Average Strength stat pulls through. Legit though, think we need a list of what weapon everyone is technically gonna use to speed up the time we take during the infiltration.>>3922849You don't gotta kill em. Just knock em out so they stay unconscious long enough. Plus, like I said earlier if we wanna get souls and ones that are more morally black instead of white then we might run into bandits along the way to the next city. We are in a train and they might jump on to see what we have to loot. Bandits generally aren't smart unless we're up against like a Warlord of a Bandit King/Queen.
Well, I'm going to bed
>>3922873Knowledge, not in practice. I know from experience watching a tutorial and doing something are 2 entirely different things.
I'll be get away I can teleport behind any foe which is everyone except the grim reaper himself so I should be able to move aroubd a populated city fairly easily.
>>3922881That's why it's below average and not average or above. There is not a skill for in practice just knowledge.
>>3922886What would happen if you tried to teleport behind a circular enemy? Like a golem that has 360 sight and is radially laid out.
>>3922893He would telefrag it.
>>3922893It wouldn't work because behind typically means to be out of sight of somthing.
>>3922896>>3922896What does that Mean?
>>3922896Wait, can Shi summon grenades or is it only limited to his guns?>>3922899Means teleport with a grenade, drop it, teleport out, grenade explodes
>>3922875Be nice if we can sniff out the morality of the souls so we can tell first hand rather or not they're suitable for harvesting.
>>3922825>Q: Can Shi find a shop and operated by a woman?>Odds: Unlikely, considering the time period>Roll: 32>Yes, there's what seems to be an alchemist's shop in a shadowy, out of the way part of town run by a sketchy person in baggy robes he's 100% certain is a woman>Q: Is he able to put on the moves to get a discount?>Charisma: Below Average, Odds: Near Sure Thing, with that deep and mysterious trenchcoat, what woman could ever turn him down?>Roll: 100>Critical No, she assumes he is an incubus that wants to eat her soul and steal her trance powders, and immediately goes into a panic>Q: Does she go for an exorcism instead of the throwing knife?>Odds: 50/50>Roll: 88>No, she's not pious and puts more trust in steel>Q: Does the throw land?>Agility: High, Throwing Skill: High, Shi's Reflexes: Exceptional, Odds: Unlikely>Roll: 60>No, he teleports behind her a split-second before it would've hit his ribcage>Q: Does his pistol whip to the back of the head knock her unconscious?>Strength: Average, Her Toughness: Above Average, Odds: Unlikely>Roll: 28>Yes, he hits just the right spot and she falls unconscious>>3922833>>3922839>Q: Is the monk willing to divulge his knowledge to Dante and Anon, who is riding in his satchel, to avoid being seen because he's an imp?>Odds: Very Likely, it's what he's there for>Roll: 22>Yes, he explains that he is trying to help others follow the same path he did, through supreme mental control and sacrifice of the self>Q: Is the test dangerous?>Odds: 50/50>Roll: 42>Yes, anyone willing to take the test and begin walking the path needs to endure the touch of a branding iron without crying out>Q: Is this even legal?>Odds: Very Unlikely>Roll: 34>No, but he's a powerful monk that never sleeps and the adventurer's guild wouldn't dare crackdown in the middle of an urban center>Q: Can he detect Anon in his hiding spot?>Odds: Very Likely>Roll: 46>Yes, he can perceive him without any issues, whatsoever>Q: Does the monk have a problem with him attempting the test?>Odds: Likely, he's a demon>Roll: 100>Critical No, the monk's style is especially good for those 'seeking to consume the darkness in their heart'
>>3922899It means to teleport into the space another being is in causing that being to die. Like in tf2.
>>3922903>*owned and operated byTypos, damn.
To prevent an eight-post update two days from now, I'm going to stop taking any more actions until I've written the update.
I'm a bit iffy I don't think this will be that useful to us. What do you think knight?
>>3922906>>3922893>>3922897OP can I get an answer to this?
Rolled 44, 84, 75, 37, 18, 40, 20, 90, 3, 79 = 490 (10d100)>>3922903I steal masks from the alchemist shop if there is one, take any money she has in the shop or on her unconscious body, and then take whatever random potions I can find. I make my get away by shadow stepping unto the train.
>>3922903>>3922902So badass monk that doesn't care for race. That's new but this is clusterfuck quest.OP since me and Alex are imps are we able to sense the how sinful someone is. Like how many they killed, raped, etc.
>>3922916O_O Mission hasn't even started and you're already getting ahead. The dice love you Shi ain't a single doubt about that. Also OP isn't gonna take actions till he's written the update for now.
>>3922908That's fair but is there anyone who can help me on my path to Magic Swordsman like the monk for Dante and Anonknight or do I got to still rely on self teaching myself for now.
>>3922930> Sorcerer - A magic user tapping into your own mind, you may attempt to visualise spells and cast them in accordance to your imagination. Sorcery is fickle and often backfires or works in unexpected ways.This is the description of your class so I'm assuming you can roll to find a teacher or you can try new things bet on the dice. It's plausible we might find tomes for you to read.
>>3922947I'm aware of the base class and working on spells is the top priority. But at some point I have to better my skills with a sword or any other fitting weapon.
>>3922915If Shi tried to teleport behind something that had absolutely perfect 360 degree vision, he'd roll a d8 to see which cardinal direction he appeared in and would arrive disoriented. He must have a line of sight to teleport, but that includes recording cameras and divination spells of sufficient image quality.>>3922875>>3922902>>3922918You can instinctively detect how evil someone's soul is, just like how an angel can detect how good someone's is. Because you're only imps and your senses are somewhat underdeveloped it's more of a vague impression more than a list of heinous crimes. Anon, this monk's soul is most evil you've seen so far but it feels more like he's bent it over his knee, broke its back, and shackled it to his fists and feet than succumbed to temptation.>>3922930Yokoyama Fellhand trains the warriors fighting under him, which might not be a bad route to get started toward the Spellsword class tree. Alternatively you could head to the adventurer's guild and ask around for pointers/advice, but given that you're a (presumably) disguised imp, that's a bit of a toss-up.
>>3922930Sorry for double posting but I forgot to mention that I have High Swordmanship and Chase has Exceptional so that's there for the swordsman part.
>>3922879Good night m8
>>3922952Wow, that's one bad ass monk. Maybe I should take his test?
>>3922953That's right, he could definitely start training you.
>>3922957Your choice. Alright, I'm going to stop talking and start typing.
>>3922952So without any doubt that monk is gonna be my teacher with that description OP. Definitely gonna need that kind of willpower to pull off all sorts of limit breaking and a Kenpachi.>>3922950OP gave the answer about the soul sensing so if you're feeling is telling you that their sinners then go ham my guy.
>>3922952That's good to know, I'll go try and win Yokoyama over next time you start taking rolls. I was considering the guild but only when I know enough magic or have items that can hide my outward appearance. Charisma or not, it'll be a hard selling getting casters to teach me how to magic.>>3922964I'm getting Kamen Rider W/Soultaker/Devilman vibes here.
>>3922968Probably. My whole plan right now is a mix between Old Man of the Mountain from FGO for the Rogue/Assassin part. Kenpachi/Zoro for the Willpower. And Yamamoto from DMC for the concept cutting like how he cuts space. All 4 for swordsmanship skill. Just waiting for OP's update so I can hope the dice will lemme get this monk as a teacher. If he's gonna be mine and Dante's teacher does that mean he's coming with cause we aren't living in this city after the heist that's for sure.
>>3922968I can tutor in magic. Or in Calculus. I wonder if anyone in this world would pay me to teach them Calculus.>>3922524I'd like to check out this "Adventurer's Guild". Hear more about these restrictions in detail. Introduce myself, see what services they have to offer, what quests are on the board (can anyone take quests or just guild members?).
Wow, I missed a lot.
>>3923015Terry! Just the man we needed.
>>3923015Welcome back Terry. Take a bit to catch up xD.
>>3923020What’s up?>>3923022I’ve already seen Shi’s exploits. The man is clearly a hacker. Also congrats to both you and Dante on those rolls with the monk.
>>3923029we need you on the infiltration team.
>>3923039So what are we just doing this in broad daylight now?
>>3923048God no. This will be a night time gig.
>>3923048Nothing's happened yet, you're just scoping things out.
>>3923048Shi might as well be considering he knocked out a woman and is already thrifting through the store
>>3922982>>3922996Any help is appreciated so thank you for that. I'm keeping it simple with one hand dedicated for swordplay while the other cast spells or etch them onto my blade for quick casting.
>>3923051>>3923052Well Shi already went full throttle so I assumed people felt as if they needed to follow in his footsteps. Saying that I’m needed right after this little stunt just made me assume that things had suddenly converted into a mad dash. >>3923053Yeah, let’s hope no one goes there often.
>>3923065Shi will be Shi everyone else wants a good mark.
>>3923069When life gives you lemons you squeeze those lemons in lifes eyes and take anything of value off them.
>>3923065Ehhhhhh not so much as Shi can just convince half the world to look away so we're still looking at the 6 different shops as viable targets for now. Well 4 since 1 is literally a badass monk me and Dante are talking too whereas the other is a blacksmith with the sparring challenge for a discount. Both could probably wipe out our group.>>3923082You might be qualified for the rogue class after this city. Especially with a sentence like that.
>>3923069It’s going to be a looong campaign. >>3923090Lets get a cage match sanctioned.
>>3923082Fun Fact! We actually made lemons! We made the lemons specifically TO squeeze into life's eyes!
Oh, Jack how many logs you giving the guy?
>>3923112>>3923082But I actually like eating lemons with sugar.
>>3923124I had intended to find some work, not sell him the fuel.
Goodnight to all, except you Shi, you mugged an alchemist and that's rude.
>>3923191Update's coming in two seconds if you want to stay up a little later.
>>3922688The Isekai victims are grievously affronted by the guard’s insistence they relinquish their weapons, and filled with that all-too familiar disdain for loud men in empty uniforms, one steps forward. Dante cracks his knuckles in-front of the watchman’s eyes, insinuates that he is a cockbrain, and brings his aura of lust to its limit. He stares, unibrow twitching for several seconds before the feeling sinks to the bottom of his stomach, his eyes go wide with panic, and he takes off in a dead sprint to his barracks and the closest bucket he can find. Their triumph is short-lived as a second, even more mustachioed man steps into his place without missing a beat. For some seconds they consult among themselves, then both of the holy men there decide to sway this soldier through the power of faith.Miracle is the first to approach and explains the importance of an armed population in trying times such as these, but he is unswayed by his immaculate logic. The second to make his play is Danny, the priest of Ra who arrived out of nowhere in the middle of their transit. Last he remembers before the combine harvester rolled over him was staring into the sun and praying for something to save him, which it didn’t, but now he’s here and looking good doing it. He is legitimately impressed by his manner of speaking and nearly pulls his lip’s hairs off chewing at them, but like the man he replaced, he swore an oath and refuses to budge. Not caring to see whether the party manages to convince the guardsmen or not, Terry, Mark, and a duplicate of the latter sneak around the fool while he’s distracted.Each is still carrying their daggers, which could be irrelevant or life-saving, all else depending. Behind them comes the rest of the party more conventionally, handing over their implements of war with various amounts of enthusiasm. No-one tried to sneak anything in but some likely could have managed it. While they were sneaking in and the priests were debating, the rest began discussing the possibility of a heist and most came to the conclusion that the benefits far outweigh the risk. Terry was initially hesitant to enter the city, but Chase’s insistence that his Death Count would make their jobs much easier convinced him not to oppose the proposition out of hand.>cont.
>>3923207They then split into smaller groups and disperse to try and gather as much intelligence as possible. Three decided to leave on their own, either out of moral objections or conflicting interests in the heist, Jackson, Shi, and Lie. The rarely eldritch train conductor decided to forget about the thievery and find a carpenter willing to part with some of their useless sawdust, but came across Kelzu, a chubby little person with a pointy noise and neon-green sock hat around half his height. They started talking, with Jackson finding it stunning when he introduced himself as a gnome, something that the carpenter found so amusing he went ahead and flipped the anachronistic sign to his door closedA genuinely friendly conversation over the finer details of cooking and woodworking began in earnest, before Jackson asked whether or not he would be willing to part with some surplus sawdust. Forlorn, Kelzu replied that while he would love to, since the spontaneous disappearances of woodsmen kicked off there hasn’t been so much as a single stick in his storeroom and he’s had no idea where he’s going to get a fresh supply. The gnome seems filled with dread. “I don’t know how I’ll get to spring, no wood to carve, no way to sell. Ovva gnomes hate my guts, I hate them and humans are no bettah. Bad, bad, real bad deal, but I tell you what, I’ll give you a silva coin for every four gnome-weights of log you bring in.” Kelzu explains that a gnome-weight is equivalent to five pounds and while he’d be pleased to have his assistance processing it, he needs raw material more than anything.Elsewhere, the deliverer of doom and epitome of excellence, the death eater wandered through the streets and alleys of Caelkirk in search of an establishment owned and operated by a member of the fairer sex. It took a bit of doing, but eventually an alchemist’s shop turned up, with a lean and mousy woman watching the counter and when he walked through the door, she didn’t let him get a word out. Blind terror tinted only by sexual passion filled her eyes and she flung a kunai with unerring precision to slash his heart apart, only to gasp as he vanished into thin air. She only had two seconds to go into hysterics before the gold-plated bottom of an ivoury-handled desert eagle crashed into the back of her skull.>cont.
>>3923211As the girl went unconscious, he took to pilfering the store, gathering twenty-three gold and twenty-two silver coins from her pockets. They make a nice jingle in his trenchcoat, but given her sudden paranoia, he can’t help but wonder whether alchemy’s really that valuable, or this store was more than it appeared. Flipping the sign to closed, he began ransacking the cupboards and found the following:> He can take as many bottles and bags as he has Inventory slots, (2/10)> Three green and bubbling potions that seem to warm his hand through the glass> One piss-yellow and sizzling potion that feels almost boiling through the dark-tinted glass> Two purple and syrupy potions that seem to be much closer to jello than any water> Four small potions that change heat and colour every second, hidden behind the rest> One bottle of a beverage that can only be sake, sitting next to an empty one in the back> Nine bite-sized rice cakes slathered in tasty honey and hidden in a small, brown bag> Two small, brown bags filled with pouches of a shimmering, multicoloured powder> What does he want to take, drink, or do?The wizard searches for the adventurer’s guild while commoners are too busy staring at their shoes or gawking at his hat in humble awe to answer any inquiries for directions. Not too far away, Chase, Terry, and a couple of others are discreetly examining potential targets for what are going to be no-doubt genius plans. It takes some time, but they narrow it down to six feasible targets along with their apparent weaknesses. Someone foresighted had the clever idea to write down a list for reference.>1) Zazar’s Exotic Fruits and Everyday Needs: A large, well-lit, and centrally located store not far from the adventurer’s guildhouse. Its primary claim to fame is a wide selection of juicy fruits from the distant south, brought back bizarrely fresh, and the rest of its relevant stock consists of quality ropes, tools, and torches waiting to be lit. (Death Count) The store is constantly going through customers and Zazar’s insistence on not needing an assistant has left him vulnerable to shoplifting, but this close to the adventurer’s guild, outright theft might go poorly.> 2) The Place of Chains Shattered and Forged Anew: A tiny, pitch-black stall in an alleyway near the center of town, close to Zazar’s but nowhere near as busy. It doesn’t sell anything, it gives away scrolls detailing an esoteric and terrifying martial art that monks and priests alike would frown on. (Death Count) The stall is run by a rare member of the Hellmonk class and without a handful of Paladins and High Priests, it would be unwise to tamper with.>cont.
>>3923215> 3) Horgrim’s Hearth: A midsize, filthy, and foul-smelling store in the middle of town, equally far from the outskirts and mayor’s home. It is essentially a subpar version of Zazar’s, selling far inferior pieces of equipment to cheap adventurers and hardtack instead of fruit. Its only good quality is the fact that its rude owner is a skilled appraiser of magical artifacts and willing to do so for a small fee. (Death Count) The gnome’s bodyguard is a Cutthroat well on his way to being a Thug but his lack of a work ethic means he’s sleeping on the job half the time and Horgrim doesn’t have any actual magic.> 4) The Dunkhift’s Family Forge: A midsize, clean, and approachable smithy closer to the center of town than the outskirts. It is a family operation and its current owner, Jegrim the fourth, a skilled but unspecialised smith that does a wide variety of work, mostly fixing wagons and shoeing horses, but he does possess some pricy armours and blades which, while not masterwork, can do the deed. (Death Count) Jegrim is a mediocre fighter at best and his store is in a little patrolled part of town, but his reputation among the townsfolk is quite high and the bounty put on a suspected thief’s head would be massive.> 5) Brunnarth’s Shrine: A small, cramped, and almost-hidden smithy situated on the outskirts of town, as close to the gates as physically possible. It is a one man operation, run by Brunnarth, an experienced Armsmaster and fanatic follower of Okawaru, who forges masterwork blades in worship and sells them at exorbitant prices. If someone can beat the man in a sparring match, he’ll reduce the cost to covering the material and nothing more. (Death Count) The fact that he maintains the policy and isn’t bankrupt in a center for the adventurer’s guild speaks for itself, but around sixty percent of the time he’s too busy coming to friendly blows with local warriors to tend his smithy and there’s a slight chance a weapon or two could be stolen and taken far away enough that he wouldn’t find you.> 6) The “Incenstuous” Inn: A midsize house of ill repute, named for its constant burning of incense and its crass owner’s compulsion to shove as much innuendo in the public eye as possible. It boasts twelve full-time employees and fourteen anonymous part-timers, with a policy of wearing garish masks while “working.” (Death Count) The brothel is guarded by a pair of common scoundrels who barely know one end of a club from another, widely disdained by the increasingly pious populace, and rakes in its funds catering to outwardly ordinary adventurers that don’t want to be seen publicly defending it.>cont.
>>3923218Away from Chase’s group, Dante and Anon have already entered The Place of Chains Shattered and Forged Anew. It is an extremely dark and spartan structure despite the fire crackling near the back, and an older man rippling with a lifetime of hard training’s muscle from head to toe greets them. Though he is clad in pitch-black robes and his crisp voice can only be described as sinister, something in his syllables excites their psyches and that barely abates as they see him twist a thin iron rod in the flames. “Come, do you? Come to see and confess? Or to throw down empty words and grip dull steel in the instant before your death?”
I'm thinking the shrine for weapons or the "Inn" for cash.
>>3923224"What is this place? Is this a church, I don't think I have any sins to confess?"
Rolled 94, 54, 44, 82, 85, 94, 3, 66, 36, 23 = 581 (10d100)>>3923230No offense but the shrine is something while I might be able to attempt I don't wanna risk it. The inn however is something I mentioned that Shi might be able to do but the alchemist situation makes me concerned how the dice are gonna treat him.>>3923224I'm guessing that's the end of the update right now and we're free to take action OP?I come out of Dante's satchel and walk up to the monk to look at him straight in the eyes with a deadpan face."I have come to inquire about these tests of will of yours but as young an imp as I may be I can sense how black your soul is and I wish to learn the ways to how you've obtained such an unbending will."
>>3923211Shi, quite literally made out like a bandit.>>3923218The hearth, forge, and shrine should be our targets.
Rolled 80, 2, 20, 83, 93, 6, 66, 68, 34, 36 = 488 (10d100)>>3923254>>3923243
Rolled 41, 32, 18, 25, 95, 18, 7, 69, 86, 86 = 477 (10d100)>>3923215Shi takes> One piss-yellow and sizzling potion that feels almost boiling through the dark-tinted glass> Two purple and syrupy potions that seem to be much closer to jello than any water> Two small potions that change heat and colour every second, hidden behind the rest> Two small, brown bags filled with pouches of a shimmering, multicoloured powder> One green and bubbling potion that seem to warm his hand through the glass>Shi then places the bottle of saki next to the shop keeper and uses his shadow step to get back to the train. Rolling incase you wanted me to.
>>3923252Without a doubt Shi did. I think the Hearth is easy enough but the Forge and Shrine might be more difficult.I'm just hoping that the 3 was good enough for the monk to be my teacher. >>3923224Hey OP, is the 'tests of will' gonna raise our Willpower stat?
>>3923243A thin smile crosses the old man's lips as he sets the rode aside and wags his finger. "This is no house of worship. It is a temple of trial and tribulation. I can smell it. There is potential in you, it fills the air and permeates this place.">>3923250"Power through pain I promise, pain through power the creed I preach. Only the will able to overcome both is worthy. Strength of limb can be trained but a feeble mind deserves only to be broken."
>>3923261Can you grab the kunai before you go?>>3923264It’s only dangerous if people catch us in the act. You’d probably be best for the more difficult ones due to your shadow powers and small size.
>>3923264No, but if you manage to pass, it will give you the chance to get started on a rare subclass of the Monk tree.
Rolled 95, 99, 39, 94, 79, 89, 55, 88, 31, 33 = 702 (10d100)>>3923275"Hmm, I see no reason not to take your test old man. What do you say night? Let's take the test." I step forward to take the monk's test of will.
Rolled 63, 13, 44, 16, 20, 3, 57, 11, 89, 90 = 406 (10d100)>>3923275"You... You are someone I know will be able to teach me to break through your limits. To get speared through the heart, stand up, and continue to fight! I wish to learn your teachings.">>3923280Huh. Forgot about those facts. Yeah I can dim the lightings, spread the size of the shadows, teleport through the shadows, probably muffle sounds?, and definitely small. Add High Stealth, Lockpicking, Dexterity, and Agility and the only thing stopping me would be the dice.Oh wait I already rolled nvm about these dice then
>>3923261Before I leave I realize that the kunai is a weapon of the greatest calibar. I stab myself in his arm with it reabsorbing the damage I take from it with my edgle lord cheat.
>>3923293O_O I think these dice were better than my previous roll huh.
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