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Previously on: My Government Issued Big Titty Goth GF -
(Thread Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Goth+GF )

You are Benton Spanner, cyber-slacker and hentai enthusiast in the cyberpunk future.
After filling out some dodgy forms you've been delivered one big titty goth GF.
Her name is Tessa, and as you soon found out she's some sort of witch! She also has four sisters being held by the obvious corporate government bad guys: ALLCO. So, in an effort to get into her pants you've joined her quest to free her sisters and probably overthrow the whole damn government. Not exactly what you had in mind, but you're a pretty desperate guy.

ANYWHO, you recruited the help of one very large, very jovial Russian man named Myshta. With his help you broke into an ALLCO. facility and broke out the first sister, Vanessa. She has some sorta weird gothic lolita thing going on you don't really get it. Once that was done with, you headed back to your apartment for some R & R. Your current funds stand at 1200 Credits and two level 3 Skill tokens, which is a pretty sweet haul. You also might have some sort of psycho killer corporate lackey after you, but that's a problem for another time. Right now, you've got some STUFF to take care of. Like..
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Your apartment is a fucking disaster. There's junk all over and now you've got THREE people living out of here.
"ooo, cool posters!" Vanessa says, complimenting your fine tastes in the erotic arts. She seems sorta loopy, but maybe she's not that bad.
Tessa chimes in. "That whole thing was exhausting. The last thing I want to do is clean this mess." She's got a point, you need to relax a bit but that's gonna be a problem here. Still, it needs to get done somehow.

What do?

>Clean Apartment (Roll 1D20 for cleaning success)
>Blow it off and go out to eat
>Flirt with Tessa (Write in your best line)
>Flirt with Vanessa (Write in your best line)
>Write in
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>>3785627
>Write in
Sniff Vanessa's knee caps
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>>3785630
Backing this. Let's take a deep whiff
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>>3785630
and then quickly smell Tessa's
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>>3785627
>Clean apartment
just get rid of the doll, everything else stays.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3785642
Ah fuck wrong area to post that
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>>3785627
>Write in
Fix the robot to clean the apartment
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>>3785627
>Ask girls if any of them have [Hacking 3] and [Cybertronic Mastery 2]
If not
>See about purchasing a repair service to fix Katya Strovenia bot
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>>3785642
I support cleaning but dont get our doll out

Also, no snifging you fucks, that will get a minus in affection
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>>3785642
Change to this and this>>3785648

But don't throw away our bot
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>>3785630
+1
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3785627
>Clean Apartment

I rolled 2 1s last thread, lets hope this isnt the third.
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>>3785659
>>3785645
This

No sniffing
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>clean up, but don't get rid of the bot.
Also >>3785648 but without buying the repair service for now.
That sniffing thing is no good.
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Oh yeah no sniffing for mine.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3785627
>Clean up
And this >>3785648
No sniffing
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sniffyou know you wanna getsal ittle sniff oh yeahs cmon nyoulittel fuckin onionbaby Mmjm yeah espicially tess a leemme get w hifffff
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>Clean - 20

Oh hell yeah, you tidy up real good. You even stuff the busted Katya Strovenia neatly into the corner.
You should get her fixed up, she'll be pretty useful! Unfortunately you haven't got the CYBERNETIC MASTERY or HACKING skill to do it (Yours are 1 and 2 respectively.) You can purchase more skills through your HDD (green wrist holo thingy), or hire a technician to do it. Doing it yourself would require a roll, a technician will do it properly for sure.

>Consider sniffing those alluring goth sister kneecaps
You think about it, maybe when your [AFFECTION] is higher. Speaking of which, rescuing Tessa's sister landed you a hefty 5 Affection points, raising your total to 15/100! Your relationship is now [CORDIAL]. Now might be a great chance to ask her out to eat for a casual, low stakes [DATE].

So what do?

>Look at upgrade menu / Technitian Prices
>Ask Tessa out to eat
>Stare at Vanessa's thigh gap
>Get trashed on Titos with the girls
>Write in
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>>3785627

We should consider getting a new apartment, or look for a cool cyberpunk way to add rooms or expand the main room. It's getting pretty cramped with three people and a robot here.
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>>3785627
Give a once over on the current females and female shaped objects in your apartment. IS that Russian sex bot in yet?
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>>3785693
>Look at upgrade menu / Technitian Prices
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>>3785693
Lets upgrade
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>>3785693
Stare at tessa's kneecaps
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>>3785693
>Ask Tessa out to eat

Maybe talk about her other sisters and getting a bigger place.
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>>3785693
>Look at upgrade menu / Technitian Prices
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>>3785693
>Get trashed on Titos with the girls
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>Upgrades

You pop open a Motts and check what upgrades you can get. Remember that you've got 1200 Credits and two tokens that can upgrade any of your level 2 skills to level 3.

Class Skills available:

lvl 3 Combat
lvl 3 Sword
lvl 3 Gun
lvl 3 Dex
lvl 3 Hacking

Each of these cost 1000 Credits (Or one of the tokens).

You can purchase level 2 of pretty much any other skill you can think of for 500 credits. That means to get [CYBERNETIC MASTER LVL 2] to fix the robot, it's 500 bones plus 1000 (Or a token) into your hacking.

Or you might want to prioritize your combat skills. Or something else! Maybe write in something weird that you want to be able to do proficiently.

You also check Russian Girl-Bot repair prices - looks like that would run you a cool 2k. You can't even afford it yet!

ALSO. Don't forget that you need credits for any other [STUFF] you want. Damn, managing credits is a fucking hassle. You need to find a way to get rich so you can move out of this tin-can apartment. You mentally jot that down on your to-do list.

ANYWAY, what buy?

>Roll 1D100 and write in your purchase option. Highest roll is what we go with.
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3785756
>Cybernetics Master Lv 2! We need as many potential holes as possible!
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3785756
>Lvl 3 Sword

While you were hacking sexbots, I was studying the way of the blade.
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>>3785756
OP you forgot to add GF'S ABS!
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>>3785769
Oh yeah, see if we can sneak a peek at Tessa'a ABS!
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3785756
>lvl 3 Hacking
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3785756
Buy cyber 2

Spend token on sword 3 and hacking 3
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3785773
This
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3785773
Supporting

>>3785769
This is very imporant
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3785756
Supporting >>3785773
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>>3785756
>buy Cybernetic Master Lvl 2
>spend token on Cybernetic Master lvl 3
>spend token on level 3 Combat

If we fix up the Katja, we can have her fill out surveys for us to net a steady income supply.
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>>3785788
>>3785780
>>3785775
>>3785773
So, adding up we got 219?
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3785798
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>>3785805
>>3785798
Dude, I assume you fucked up while writing but if we spend the token and buy cyber but do nothing with hackijg we won't be able to fix the bot
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>>3785813
Right, I meant Hacking 3
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>>3785818
>Remember that you've got 1200 Credits and two tokens that can upgrade any of your level 2 skills to level 3.

>any of your LEVEL 2 skills to level 3.

It doesn't seem as though you can skip from 1 to 3. Again, you're right, I meant Hacking 3, not Cybernetic Master 3. >>3785817
Cool your jets.
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>>3785798
>>3785805

You get distracted by your GF's budding abdominal muscles. Another workout session and you're going to have one Goverment Issued Hardbody-Big Titty Goth GF. The very notion gives you a [BONER].

Anyway you fuck up and buy the wrong skills, bringing your COMBAT skill and CYBERNETIC MASTERY to 3 each.

Not only will cybernetic mastery help you repair prosthetics and androids, it could also be helpful when battling androids or humans with enhancements. Sweet!

But don't worry, you can still try to fix Katya Strovenia - It's just gonna be harder.

What do?

>Try to fix Katya
>Ask Tessa out to eat
>Chillax to Hentai
>Write in
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>>3785826
Ask Tessa out to eat
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>>3785826
Retcoooon the anon fixed his post here>>3785817

>Ask Tessa out to eat
We can fix the bot before sleeping, lets invite her put before she decides to retire for the night
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>>3785826
>Chillax to Hentai
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>>3785826
>>Ask Tessa out to eat
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>>3785826
Well shit, my bad. I tried to fix it.

>Try to fix Katya
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>>3785826
>Chillax to Hentai
>Invite the girls to join.
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>>3785826
>Ask Tessa out to eat
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>>3785826

>Ask Tessa out to eat

>those ab line

Hgnnnnnnnnn

A date? Nooooooo, no way. Just an informal meal to see how she is doing, she just got a sis back
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>>3785826
>>Ask Tessa out to eat
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>>3785826
You did not let me down
Ask both girls to eat
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>Ask Tessa out to eat

You do that.
"I'm pretty beat, but I really do need to eat something. And getting out of the apartment after all that cleaning does sound nice. Do you know a good place nearby?"

Damn, she does look tired. Hastily drawn, even.
Well, do you know a good place nearby?

Where go?

>Chinese Food
>Weird Cyber Food Pill Place
>Dennys

... those are about the only places you go. The city is full of stuff but you usually just order through the tube.

Anyway, PICK ONE!
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>>3785878

>Dennys
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>>3785878
>Chinese Food
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>>3785878
>Chinese Food
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>>3785878
>Dennys
Those tiddies need sustenance
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>>3785878
>Chinese Food
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>>3785878
>>Dennys
Get some carbs in her system for extra softness.
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>>3785880
>>3785883
>>3785889
sounds in character

but >>3785885 is right

choices choices
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Would you denie your gf this?

Dennys
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>Dennys

"What? Awesome! That place is my favorite!"
Score.

Before heading out you check with Vanessa, like a gentleman. She assures you that she's not very hungry and is just gonna relax. Nice, you're sure nothing bad will come of leaving this strange woman in your apartment.

You head out with Tessa, walking down to the nearest HYPERTUBE that will take you straight to the fine dining establishment known as DENNYS.

On the way there you realise there's an awkward silence. Uh oh... you forgot to put any points into your TALK TO GIRLS skill. Oh well, fake it til you make it, right?

What topic of conversation do you want to bring up with this girl while you walk? Remember to keep it light, you're both trying to relax here. Easy tiger, you've got this!

What say? (or do)

>Write in
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>>3785946
>Ask about sisters. Bitches love it when you want to know more about them.

>fight the urge to ogle her tiddy while she talks
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>>3785946
So you know Dennys? How the hell I never saw you there? I would remember you for sure, what's your favorite?
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>>3785958
Dennys is a chain, idiot.

>>3785956
Seconding.
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>>3785958
This

The sisters may be a tought subject right now since most are still imprisioned.

Keep it light

After that question about the restaurant let's talk about music, she had some sweet posters up in the bedroom
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>>3785961
Is it? I'll need qm confirmation

It sounded like a roadside dinner for me
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>>3785965
Denny's is a relatively shitty chain of American diners.
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>>3785946
So, are you and Vanessa sisters by blood or coven?

How'd you guys get the attention of ALLCO, anyway?

Listen, we're going to have to do some paying work so we can afford an apartment that can fit you, your sisters, and me, so that nobody will end up sleeping in the bathroom. Do you and Vanessa have any previous work experience?
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>>3785967
Well, supress the coment about seeing her there and ask her favorite then, along with this>>3785962
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>>3785965
>>3785967
At least it's not Waffle House...
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>>3785967
Shitty and overly expensive for the quality they have. The only benefit usually is that its not Waffle House when its 3am.
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>Talk about food

You ask her what her favorite thing to get from DENNYS is.

"Oh, that's gotta be a fresh hot MOONS OVER MY HAMMY®. Classic ham and scrambled egg sandwich with Swiss and processed Canadian cheeses on grilled sourdough. Served with hash browns!"

Damn that does sound good.

You're almost there... If you can come up with just ONE MORE successful topic of conversation you'll be in the clear.

One more time -

What talk?

>Write in
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>>3786037
Do they have a jukebox in there?

Ask about music, tell her about the last time we were there and what qould she pick to play.

Remember LIGHT topics, no sisters or plans for the future
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>>3786037
While her family is a sore spot, I wasn't lying about her probably like us asking to know more about her, so ask what she plans to do with her powers.

KEEP. EYES. OFF. TITS!
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>>3786037
Ask about her sister.
I bet she feels better now that shes back?
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>>3786037
supporting>>3786043
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>>3786043
I've never been to a Denny's that has a jukebox
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>>3786037
Talk about her upgrades
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>>3786043
This

Comment on her posters, exchange music tips since we liked her choices when we visited the bedroom
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>>3786037
>Do you actually have to make deals with demons?
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>>3786061
You are ruining my image of wholesome american dinners
Future dannys has one I'm sure.....right?
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>Ask about her sister

"Oh, Vanessa? I'm really relieved that she's safe, although I'd be lying if I said she was the one I was most worried about. I don't know if you noticed but even though she's a bit of a ditz she can really take care of herself. Her Attack boosting magic is seriously strong! Not that mine isn't, but I'm more of a support type, ya know? I really need a good partner for the best results."

Noted.

You both pop in the HYPERTUBE and are at the DENNYS in no time flat. Nothing left to do now but go in and order! You're pretty sure she'll be getting that Moons over whatever, but what are YOU going to get?

What order?

>Write in suitable selection from an official Denny's™ menu


----------

Last post for the night! Tomorrow - Dinner with your big titty goth girlfriend!
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>>3786108
>Moons over my hammy
Its their best item desu
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>>3786108
>Lumberjack Slam
>Double Chocolate Pancake Puppies to split for dessert.
>Bring something back for Vanessa
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>>3786110
this and a desert to split
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>>3786108
>get the kids meal for yourself and a burger for tessa
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>>3786108
>>Moons over my hammy
this and a desert to split
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>>3786108
Grand Slam Slugger with black coffee
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>>3786115
+
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This is Critical Anon from last thread. Sad I missed the start of this one. Hurrah for GF!

>>3786108
All American Slam
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>>3786108
>Moons over my Hammy
>Big Dick Donuts (BDD)
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3786373
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>>3786115
This anon knows what's up. Supporting.
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>>3786115
+1
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>>3786115
Supporting
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>>3786115
Fuck it, support. As a Bong I've not the slightest clue what Denny's even has, and from the way anons are describing it I'm not overly eager to find out.
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>>3786115
+1
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>>3786737
Imagine a restaurant chain in America that sells Americanized, semiprocessed versions of all the boring traditional breakfast food you have access to, resplite with an atmosphere that feels like the idea of a 50s diner but now it’s been steeped for 70 years in cigarette smoke, broken dreams, and people who never got out of the dead-ends they encountered. That’s Denny’s.
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>>3786857
That sounds like the american dream alright. I had spaghetti there once and some of it was undercooked
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>>3786857
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>>3785826
What affection level do we have to be for her to grab our head and grind it against her sweaty abs like a cheese grater?
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>>3786876
And guess what? It’s still considered a step up from Waffle House.
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>>3786910
Yeah, I’d definitely take Denny’s over Waffle House or Huddle Hut or any of those other 24hr breakfast cafe places. No hesitation.
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>>3786108
>Country-fried steak w/ gravy and mashed potatoes on the side.
>Bring something for Vanessa, too.

I don't know what the fuck Denny's you guys are going to, but the one by my house is great.
Remember that chains are almost never consistent in terms of quality.
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>>3787013
It’s just that you’re a trash person so it tastes and seems great to you
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>>3786935
The only benefit to Waffle House is that there is always one somewhere. Its great when you are going across state, there is no Denny's in site and its 3 in the morning.
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>>3787013
>>3787102
>>3786857

Also they seem to hate minorities according to Wikipedia.
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>>3787013
I don't think vanessa will like anything from Dennys, but maybe if we bring something we can get some points with Tessa for helping her take care of her insane and bitchy sister
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I hope we get a session tonight. Its after hours at work and I'm bored af rn
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>>3787555
Same brother
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It would seem dinner is gonna have to wait
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>Lumberjack Slam + Black Coffee

You order the usual, Tessa gets her beloved Moons Over My Hammy®.

You can worry about desert later, and you'll make sure to grab something to bring back to Vanessa just in case. Great job ordering your food!

Now you just have to get through a meal without making a fool of yourself in front of your girlfriend. That shouldn't be too hard, should it?

How Behave?

>Eat in silence
>Flirt - chance at bonus affection (Roll 1D100 - will average first 3 rolls)
>Write in
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>3790118

>Flirt - chance at bonus affection (Roll 1D100 - will average first 3 rolls)

Observe.
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>>3790118
>eat in silence
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3790118
>Flirt - chance at bonus affection (Roll 1D100 - will average first 3 rolls)
Time to tank the average.
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3790118
>>Flirt - chance at bonus affection (Roll 1D100 - will average first 3 rolls)
Lets do it
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>>3790118
>Worry about desert. It is dry and growing.
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>>3790118

we made a good team back there, your magic is really awesome
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>Flirt

You fail your flirt roll, but not that badly. Fortunately Tessa seems pretty absorbed in her Moons Over My Hammy® and misses your cringe.

Tessa is cute. Cute!

Man, you really don't want to bone this one up, and things are going pretty much OK.

You call over the waitress and order a to-go meal for Vanessa,

You've got one last chance to impress your girlfriend by ordering a desert she'll like without even asking. Time for a fucking guessing game, big guy.

Do you think She'll like:

>Chocolate Lava Cake
>Caramel Apple Pie Crisp
>New York Style Cheesecake
>Or Write in something else I guess
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>>3790211
>>Caramel Apple Pie Crisp

is she a sweet tooth?
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>>3790211
>Chocolate Lava Cake
Chocolate is the one thing literally any woman likes.
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>>3790221
we do have to talk about that whisper magic and that we made a nice team
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>>3790211
>>Chocolate Lava Cake
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>>3790211
>You've got one last chance to impress your girlfriend by ordering a desert she'll like without even asking. Time for a fucking guessing game, big guy.
Fuck. Were there any hints from previous conversations?
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>>3790223
>>3790227

BINGO! You see her eyes light up when you order her favorite. Clearly you used your [BIG BRAIN] to deduce that the dark chocolate relates to her goth nature, and that the hefty scoop of vanilla not only represents her pale complexion but her massive tiddy attribute. It makes TOTAL SENSE!

You two split one and enjoy it very much.
You had a good date! The date itself landed you +2 Affection points, plus your desert choice got you +1 more leaving you at 18/100 Affection.

ANYWAY, it's getting late so you'd better get home.

But...

Your affection has been steadily creeping higher. She seems to enjoy, if not at least tolerate your presence as her boyfriend.

Do you think it might be time to cross that ultimate taboo line and... [HOLD HANDS]...?

>Walk home like normal
>Go for the perverted, filthy [HAND HOLD] (Roll 1D100)
>Write in
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>>3790254
>Write in
Go for the safer but still very intimate [Arm Link Rest] by offering our arm

Talk about stuff on the way back
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3790254
>>Go for the perverted, filthy [HAND HOLD] (Roll 1D100)
Go big or go home desu
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3790254
>>Go for the perverted, filthy [HAND HOLD] (Roll 1D100)
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>3790254
>>Go for the perverted, filthy [HAND HOLD] (Roll 1D100)
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>>3790282
>>3790269
Ooooh nice! Doubles!
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>>3790261
+1
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>>3790269
>>3790282
Do we get a bonus for rolling the same thing twice in best of three rolls?
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>Hold Hands

You reach out. She takes your hand in hers. It's warm, and nice. The crowded, noisy cyberpunk city doesn't seem so awful.

...

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>>3790345

>Get home

You walk into your apartment and WHAT IN THE FUCK.

"Oh hey! I cleaned up a bit. And moves some stuff. And painted everything." Vanessa greets you cheerfully.

Wow, she really went ahead and fucked up your whole world. WHERE ARE YOUR HENTAI POSTERS!?

"Listen, I like the hentai posters (A lot), but this whole place was dusty and gross. It's better now."

Hmm...

How React?

>Mad
>Happy
>Don't Care
>Write in
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>>3790352
>Distraught, and Dishonored
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>>3790352
>Don't care.
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>>3790352
Give them back

Look, I know you guys are going thorugh some tough stuff but seriously, I need at least a corner here to call my own and express myself.

Choose our favorite poater and put it back up
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>>3790352
>>Write in
>I'd be more fine with it if the hentai posters were still around. Or at least new hentai posters
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>>3790352
>While I appreciate you cleaning up more, and the Eva poster DOES have it's charm, I would've loved to have discussed this and not just have my room messed with without my know. Now if you don't want me getting mad, where'd you put my hentai posters?
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>>3790352
>>Mad
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>>3790367
>>3790375
this
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>Patiently request for the return of your beloved Hentai Posters

"Oh, um. Those went up in that big tube thing. You know, the one that sucks up all the trash?"

Oh boy. Stay calm now. Eaaaasy. EASY.


What do?

>Attack
>Forgive
>Hold Secret Vendetta for the rest of the quest
>Write in
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>>3790426
>>Forgive
As long as you don't do something like this again, it'll be fine.
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>>3790426
>Forgive to her face
>Cry like the sad otaku you are when she goes to bed tonight and you're sure she's asleep
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>>3790426
>>Forgive
Fffffine. She owes us replacements someday though.
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>>3790435
this but REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE into your body pillow. That is if you still have one
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>>3790426
>Try not to cry
>Cry a whole lot
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>>3790426
>Write in

>you owe us new ones


Guys, don't let it go, or else this shitstain of a sister-in-law will do it again
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>>3790445
+1
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>>3790445
>>3790437
Supporting
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>>3790445
Pretty sure she'll do it again regardless of how much we tell her not to.
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>>3790445
support
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You keep you chill and tell her it's fine, this time.
But you're going to need to let out a serious REE into your body pillow. Yoko is going to get a workout tonight.

Wait.

Where's Yoko?

...

...

>Freakout
>Calmly ask where your body pillow is
>Threaten to make a body pillow out of Vanessa if she doesn't hand over Yoko
>Write in
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>>3790470
>>Calmly ask where your body pillow is
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>>3790470
>>Threaten to make a body pillow out of Vanessa if she doesn't hand over Yoko
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>>3790470
>"Calmly" ask where your body pillow is
>Start panicking as you realize what happened
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>>3790470
>Die inside
>Pick a corner to sulk in
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>>3790470

>Threaten to make a body pillow out of Vanessa if she doesn't hand over Yoko

Time to put our foot down
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>>3790470
>>Freakout
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>>3790470
>Calmly ask her where your body pillow is
>>3790480
>>3790487
threatening to harm her sister is a good way to lower affection points.
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>>3790499
being a little shit that let's that fucker walk over us is a good way to lose respect points
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>>3790511
We can be respectful without threatening to disembowel her
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>calmly ask where the body pillow is
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>Threaten to make a body pillow out of her

"Ara Ara, Mister Spanner... I didn't know you could be so assertive."

She leans in close.

"Maybe next time Tessa isn't around you can go ahead and stuff me."

uh. Wow. You are properly scare-roused.
She snaps right back into her ditzy persona.

"Oh, don't worry about that. I put your pillow and cot in the bathroom so you could have some privacy..."

(1/2)
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>>3790530
Oh wait she's crazy that's right, of course a threat would be a turn on.
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>(2/2)

Welp, there's the old girl. And you guess this is your room for now.

Whatever you're fuckin beat, it's time to pass out. When do you want to get up?

>Wake up early
>Sleep in a bit to be well rested
>Stay awake taking your frustrations out on Yoko
>Write in

---------

Last post for the night!
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>>3790539
>Sleep in a bit to be well rested
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>>3790539
>>Stay awake taking your frustrations out on Yoko
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>>3790539
>>Stay awake taking your frustrations out on Yoko
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>>3790539
>>Sleep in a bit to be well rested

two reasons
1 Yoko doesn't deserve to suffer for shitstain sister-in-law sins
2 if we stay in the chances of getting Tessa while she comes to the bathroom in the morning are higher
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>>3790539
>Give the schmuck who has to watch the bathroom camera a couple of halfhearted helicopter twirls, then flop into our cot and pass out
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>>3790551
See, this man is smart. Supporting
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>>3790539
>Sleep in a bit to be well rested
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>>3790551
Supporting
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>>3790539
Yoko is innocent

>Wake up early
This will definitely lead to something awkward, so we should do it
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>>3790539
>Wake up early
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>>3790352
Oh hey Rei figurine is new innit. RIP meat popsicle though
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>>3790539
She just replaced our stuff with her stuff!

That's a dick move especially since SHES the guest! She ought to share the room with her sister.
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>>3791201
Yeah but she also took out our trash
...
Wait wasn’t that trashbag actually our stuff?
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>>3791201
>>3791218
A suitable punishment for her will be making her our personal maid. Her first act as maid will be getting us new stuff.
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>>3791227
"Ara ara, Mister Spanner~"
I disagree, we should probably leave her alone if we know what's good for us
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>>3791236
Yeah, she’s kinda sorta a crazy witch with demon powers and giant scythe
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>>3791201
>he thinks anons will have the balls to lash out at a girl
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>>3792081
Motherfucker, if they hurt Yoko, I am inclined to write in kill the bitch at the end of every post
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>>3792081
>pink boy thinks we aren't autistic enough to do so without realizing we did.
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>Sleep in

You decide to rest up. You spend an extra hour or so in Yoko's sweet, musky embrace. She could really use a trip the the dry cleaner.

Waking up, you find the bathroom filled with steam and the shower running. Oh, one of the girls is in there... SCORE. You can only make out so much from he fogged up glass, but you know you want to see more... although that might be rather ungentlemanly.

What do?

>Open the shower door
>Wipe away some of the fog
>Reach a hand inside
>Respectfully exit the bathroom
>Write in
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>>3792505
>Respectfully exit the bathroom

"Don't stick it in the crazy, beer can make your judgment hazy
She may be good in bed, but she's not right in the head
So don't stick it in the crazy"
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>>3792505
>Pretend to be asleep and try to sneak a peek once they exit the shower.
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>>3792505
>Write in
I don't know if bathroom plumbing actually works this way, but if the memes are true then FLUSHING THE TOILET should make cold water come out from the shower. Our excuse will be flushing away the morning piss, then...

>Open the shower door
>Get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
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>>3792522
Support
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>>3792505
>Respectfully exit bathroom
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>>3792528
This would be barely noticeable.

>Just say good morning. Keep it simple for now.
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>>3792505
>Respectfully exit the bathroom

This could be Vanessa, not Tessa, and we DON’T wanna get lose any relationship points.
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>>3792505
>Wipe away some of the fog
Good to see who it is first
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>>3792505
>Wipe away some of the fog
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>>3792544
Based on the silhouette it's Vanessa, but QuestMaster might be misdirecting us.
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>>3792522
Smart, this
>>3792544
>>3792552
It's Myshta
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>>3792505
>Wipe away some of the fog
AT FACE LEVEL, no more.
Say "Good morning"
And then decide what to do next based on who it is
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>>3792505
>Respectfully exit the bathroom
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>>3792522
+
>>
>>3792522
This
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>>3792563
God I hope it is.

>>3792505
>Reach a hand inside
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>>3792528
>Flush the toilet.
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>Pretend to be asleep and try to sneak a peek once they exit the shower.

You sly dog. If you just pretend to be sleeping it's not like you're perving on her at all. Totally in the clear.

The shower water cuts off and you feel your heartbeat quicken. Wet steps out of the shower...

With a sly peek from your eye you spy some pale white cheeks.
Dat. Fuckin. Ass.

Hell, she's your girlfriend... certainly she wouldn't mind a little squeeze?


>Squeeze Da Butt
>Compliment pale roundness
>Keep pretending
>Write in
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>>3792608
>>Keep pretending
No squeezing until we confirm girlfriend status.
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>>3792608
>Keep pretending
Just close your eyes.
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>>3792608
>>Compliment pale roundness

it's clearly our buddy Myshka

and, IF it's our girlfriend she chose to get in here while we were asleep
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>>3792608
>>Keep pretending
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>>3792608
>Compliment pale roundness
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>>3792608
>Keep pretending
Fall not for the Bait. OP wants every character to fall in love with us except for Tessa.
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>>3792608

>Compliment pale roundness

Pussyfooting and being a coward is what kill quests
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>>3792608
>Keep pretending
>Write in
Use Yoko to cover your inevitable boner!
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>>3792608
>>Keep pretending
>>
>>3792608
I'll be legitimately surprised if it isn't Myshka
>>Compliment pale roundness
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>>3792608
>Compliment pale roundness
Of course.
Myshta will appreciate it.
>>
We just need to close our eyes.
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>>3792608
>>Keep pretending
>she's your girlfriend
I don't believe you
>>
>>3792608
>lovehandles

Confirmed Myshka

>Bro Slap

No homo!
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>>3792608
>>Write in
>*COUGH*
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>>3792608
>Keep pretending
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>>3792608
Compliment pale roundness
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>>3792653
Exactly what I was thinking.
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>>3792608
>Keep pretending
No way it's any of the girls. They would have kicked us out before using the bathroom.
>>
even if it's not the girls, what's the harm in complimenting?
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>>3792681
This. You can't go wrong.
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>>3792681
even if it's not a girl?
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>>3792681
A scythe shoved up our ass for one.
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>>3792608
>>Compliment pale roundness
Now this step is very important, act like you're just waking up. "This is a fine way to start the day."
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>>3792685
>love handles
>anywhere on Vanessa

that chick is a compleate skeleton, it's either or buddy or Tessa and both deserve a compliment
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>>3792688
Vanessa's kooky enough to do it even if it wasn't her ass we were complementing.
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>>3792695
we owe shit to her, she is not even our boyfriend, let's not be scared shitless of that shitstain please
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>>3792704
btw, I said boyfriend because I bet she has a cock

you heard here first
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>>3792704
>she is not even our boyfriend
>our boyfriend
>boyfriend
Anon, I...
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>>3792704
I care more about not getting hit in the dick with a scythe, anon.

>she is not even our boyfriend
...
Yet...
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>>3792706
>just one cock
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>Keep Pretending

You make like a sleepy boy and cuddle up to Yoko.

"You know... you can stop pretending. Hell, I don't even care if you look."

Oh shit, it's Vanessa. Who could have possibly seen this coming? Talk about an awkward situation. Wait did she just say you could look? Well if that's the case...

She's got a fit body with basically no tiddy to speak of - but her butt is certainly a selling point.

Hey! What are you doing!? This is your girlfriend's deranged sister! Besides, Tessa is probably right-

"Tessa went for a walk. So what are you gonna do, big guy? Didn't you want to punish me for messing up your apartment?"

Woah boy. Woah mama. This is weird.

What do?

>Forgive her, excuse yourself from the situation
>PUNISHMENT TIME
>Tell her to get out, you need to piss
>Write in
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>>3792608
>Compliment pale roundness
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>>3792726

>Give headpat, smirk, and walk out.

Deliver the DESTRUCTION.
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>>3792726
>Write in
>Give her a hard slap on the ass as a punishment and leave it at that.
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>>3792726
Thi... this is a blue board isn't it?
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>>3792726
>>Forgive her, excuse yourself from the situation
Sorry, V, but I'm still aiming for Tessa's jumbo jubblies.
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>>3792726
>PUNISHMENT TIME
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>>3792726
>>Tell her to get out, you need to piss

This is a clasic anime situation dudes

she is actually in love with Tessa, and tries to fuck all of Tessa's boyfriends to prove that they are no good and get them away from her precious sister

get away from the shit tier girl
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>>3792728
This.

She's not in control here. We are.
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>>3792738
and wherever we go, take Yoko with us, don't leave her alone with this freak
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>>3792741
Actually you know what, yes. Despite this probably being an accidental/late post, it's still great. YES.
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>>3792726
>Get real close, pin her against a wall, start to pet her face and give er a a deep look in her eyes

>lean into her face, tilting your head like your ready to kiss

.>swerve to her ear instead and whisper

"Okay, I'll get some more and you'll foot the bill.

>Toss her soggy ass out

"Now give me some privacy I need to take a leak."
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>>3792748
Support
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>>3792726
Its a trap, shes a HE!

>>3792730
Do this.
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>>3792726
>Tell her to get out, you need to piss
Time to take a piss!
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>>3792738
Backing this
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>>3792726

>Tell her to get out, you need to piss
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>>3792730
+1
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>>3792726

>be honest,be direct
>''i would fuck your brain out if wasnt for tessa,so thanks for the view,but netorate isnt my thing''
>ask her what she want for breakfast
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>>3792757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejUcnpwNDLs
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>>3792750
>Its a trap, shes a HE!

>inb4 the trap is bigger
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>>3792764
feminine penis!
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>>3792757
Supporting
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>>3792781

knowing how crazy that girl is,if you get at a level of mutual trust between you,her and tessa,a threesome would be highly probable
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>>3792792
Maybe, but then again. It is still a maybe
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>Vanessa get out, I'm piss

You tell the flat bimbo to beat it.

"This isn't over, you know." She says. She slaps her big round ass and marches out. Jesus Christ! You have an incredibly HARD time getting that morning pee out.

ANYWAY. You finish up and head out where Tessa greets you, back from her walk.

Alright, time to get to work doing... something.
The world is your oyster, but you do have a few things on the agenda.

What do?

>Attempt to fix Katya Strovenia (Roll 1D100)
>Call Myshta to see if he has information on another sister
>Try to find a better job / way to make money
>Write in
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>>3792796
>>Try to find a better job / way to make money

we still don't have the proper skill to fix the bot because anon fucked up buying them
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>>3792796
>>Try to find a better job / way to make money
We need to get a bigger place, and soon.
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3792796
>Attempt to fix Katya Strovenia
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>>3792796
>Attempt to fix Katya Strovenia (Roll 1D100)
She can guard our apartment from psycho bitch wrecking things.

Also combat support. Get her a gun or something.
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3792796
>Attempt to fix Katya Strovenia
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>>3792808
>(Roll 1D100)
anon...
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3792796
>>3792808
>>
>>3792801

>>Try to find a better job / way to make money

support

min-maxing for the win

maybe try to practive hand-to-hand combat with tessa and her sister?
>>
>>3792815
Don't rush me I like to time my rolls.

Now i'm 3 seconds off.
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3792796
>Attempt to fix Katya Strovenia (Roll 1D100)
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>>3792796

>Try to find a better job / way to make money
DON'T fix the robot yet, we don't have hacking 3

Unvite Tessa along, her magic can be useful to make money

We go play poker and she whispers our oponents card to us
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>>3792796
>Try to find a better job / way to make money
We REALLY could use a new job.
>>
>>3792796
>Try to find a better job / way to make money
>>
>>3792823
Making enemies speedrun (TAS) [You are the tool]

>>3792826
+1
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>>3792796
>Try to find a better job / way to make money
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>>3792823
But if we fix the bot, we can get her to work for us for EXTRA dosh
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>>3792838
nice
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>>3792838
new canon
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>>3792838
Ooo baby
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>>3792838
It's so beautiful

>Fix Katya Strovenia

Alright let's just get this thing done with real quick. Your rolls on average are.. OK.

Getting to work, you start stripping her down and moving bits around. A little trim here, fix up the ears... cover up that wonky eye....
And a wardrobe change you guess? Yeah this is better...

Finishing up, you wipe the sweat from your brow and take a look at your work.

Oh. Oh no. How did it? No. NO!

>Initiating [BEST GIRL] protocol

(1/2)
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>>3792873
Inb4 Robo Yoko
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>>3792873
>KATYASTROVENIA

AHHHH FUCK. YOU FUCKED IT. YOU FUCKED IT UP. It's GOD DAMN CATASTROVANIA. AAAAAA.

Well this is unexpected.

What do with this thing?

>Directly into the trash
>Keep her around
>Scrap for parts
>Write in
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>>3792879
>Soooo, what can you do? Anything....people will pay for?
>>
>>3792879
>Directly into the trash
Nothing good can come from this. Let's banish it (and have a nemesis for later)
>>
>>3792879
>Write in
This bears investigating, ask who...what it is and it's purpose. Impress upon it that we're their master
>>
>>3792879
Uuuuh, we can update her as we get more skilled... probably. We have a maid now though!
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>>3792879
>Soooo, what can you do?
We need to know if it has any useful functions before we even contemplate dumping it.
>>
>>3792879
>>Keep her around
This is why you don't roll with your vote.
Now suffer with the rest of us.
>>
>>3792879
Why do her fingers have Achromachia.
>>
>>3792882
>>3792885
>>3792889
These should fall under [keep her around].
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>>3792888
+1
Very reasonable.
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>>3792879
>>Scrap for parts
>>
>>3792879
>>Keep her around
>>
>>3792879
>Directly into the trash
>>
>>3792879
>Scrap for parts
>>
>>3792879
Switching >>3792889 to >>3792902.
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>>3792879
>Keep her around
>Write in
Factory reset button
>>
>>3792879
>>Scrap for parts
Welp, here goes a perfectly normal sexbot
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>>3792879
>Keep her around
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>>3792879
>Keep her around
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>Keep her around

You can't help but feel like this is a mistake. She's clearly devoid of value.

You show some mercy by not immediately launching her away in THE TUBE, but make a mental rule that if she steps out of line it's a one way ticket to a cyberpunk trashheap.

You ask this.. thing... it's name.

"Catastrovania Strifaust Morituros IX!" She strikes a cringy pose and pronounces the roman numeral instead of just saying 'ninth'. Jesu christo what a mess.

You ask her if she's good at anything. She tries to tell you her PSYCHOMETRIC EYE is connected to a vast network of spies within ALLCO, and that she has information that could determine your very fate!

!!!

But you know that's not true. It's just a wonked out android eye, you tried fixing it yourself. Your dumbass robot has a bad case of the chuuni.

What do?

>Believe in her power
>Into the trash chute
>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive income
>Write in

------

Last post for tonight!
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>>3792944
>Into the trash chute.
>>
>>3792944
>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive income
>>
>>3792944
>Believe in her power
Chuunibot is cute, her endearing incompetence will be good for morale.
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>>3792944
She's cute! She's chuuni! She's bullyable!
>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive income
make her wageslave in our place....for now while we figure out what else we can use her for
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>>3792944
>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive income
"Hey, Vanessa! I found you a new thing to play power games with!"
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>>3792944
>>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive income
We can eventually upgrade her frame to her original specs.

We're keeping the chuuni programming, though.
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>>3792944
What happened to our old tablet?

What happens if we get two workstation tablets? Could we theoretically double our income?
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>>3792944
>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive income
>>
>>3792944
>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive income
>>
>>3792944
>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive income
Make her write a quest. A minecraft quest.
>>
>>3792964
>>3792965
>>3792967
Remember that our job is filling out surveys. We're going to get visited by Cyberpunk NSA for repeatedly threatening to curse the Cyber-President.
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>>3792973
...we have a President?
>>
>>3792944
>>Believe in her power
>>
>>3792973
Shut up.
>>
>>3792944
>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive income
>>
>>3792944
>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive income
Threaten with chute if she can't keep up a good income.
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>>3792980
I think its a Chairperson
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>>3792944
>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive income
Even a chuuni can fill out a survey! I'm sure there are plenty of chuunis in ALLCO land.
>>
>>3792980
Kingadent

half president
half king
all ego
>>
>>3793031
>not Presiking
That isn't very DC of you.
>>
>>3793036
he wuz kangz
>>
>>3793031
No, we're in a dystopian hellscape ruled by megacorps, we're obviously dealing with a CPO, Chief Presidential Officer.
>>
>>3793036
Actually I remember seeing Kingadent in a flash game I played like eight years ago.

It had giant robots too ;p

Too bad I can't really remember the name.
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>>3793043
CKO.
Chief Kingadential Officer.
>>
>>3793050
Cheeky Fink Oven
>>
>>3793056
Cheese Fudge Ovipositor
>>
>>3793046
MechQuest.

You're thinking of MechQuest, which was made by the guys behind AdventureQuest and DragonFable.
>>
>>3793100
Hey thanks buddy. That's absolutely correct.
>>
>>3792879
Oh noooo, she looks like a disabled puppy. That’s perfectly within that territory where it’s a bad scene to keep her but you’re gonna feel like shit if you dump her... even if she’s a robot
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3792944
>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive income
>"If you do a good job you might get a headpat"
>>
>>3793609
Why did you roll unprompted?
>>
>>3792944
>Into the trash chute
>>
>>3792944
>Believe in her power
>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive income
>>
>>3793621
The "roll along with the option" is shit, finding work clearly had more votes but because some stupid anons decided to roll the qm went with their option
Rolls should only count after the option is decided desu
>>
I wonder, if 18 affection is handholding, I wonder if 100 is heart-pupils territory?
>>
>>3792944
Damnit I love her

>Believe in her power
>>
>>3794057
I mean can we try "Test Her Power" instead? Like something small first thing first.
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>>3794157
Sure, why not
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>>3794157
Supporting
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>>3794157
Sounds cool
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>Put her to work

Might as well try to get something of value out of her. You set her up with your tablet and tell her how to fill out the surveys. It's a mindless task, certainly even SHE could do this.

She promises to work her hardest, and tells you that she's very afraid of being thrown away. You leverage that by telling her that if she doesn't get you a raise she's going straight up the TUBE. You bully!

Ok now that that's settled you can get on with the rest of your day.
Since Catastrovania is pulling in the cash you can focus on self improvement, sister rescue, or just fuck around if you want. Hey, this is working out pretty nicely!

What do?

>Call Myshta to ask if he got any more information on the sisters
>Call Myshta to just hang out
>Train in the [STREET SAMURAI] arts
>Hang out with your girlfriend (Write in something to do)
>Write in
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>>3794472
>>Write in
Find shadowrunning work. Catastrovania might be doing surveys for dosh, but we need money for a bigger apartment.
>>
>>3794472
Ok lets get ready
>Train in the [STREET SAMURAI] arts
Allso could we make this another workout?
>>
>>3794472
>>Hang out with your girlfriend (Write in something to do)

help us train
we should train together to increase bond and unlock DOUBLE COMBOS!
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>>3794483
+1
>>
>>3794472
>>Train in the [STREET SAMURAI] arts
>>
>>3794472
>Train in the [STREET SAMURAI] arts
e need to be able to hold our own against Wilson.
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>>3794483
+1
>>
>>3794483
Supporting
>>
>>3794472
>Train in the [STREET SAMURAI] arts
>>
>>3794472
>>3794478
Switching to
>[STREET SAMURAI]
to avoid a tie.
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>>3794472
>Train in the [STREET SAMURAI] arts
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>Train with GF

You are so fucking smart. Two birds, one stone! And maybe you'll get a little closer to being able to use [TANDEM ATTACKS] in combat.

You both warm up and get ready to put in the hard work. Since you don't have the credits to just download new skills, you're gonna have to earn em the hard way.

Physical training like this can earn you a point in any of the physical skills -
Yes, even Gun.

lvl 3 Combat
lvl 2 Sword
lvl 2 Gun
lvl 2 Dex

So here's the deal - Roll 1D100 to determine how successful your [TANDEM TRAINING] is. The first three rolls will be averaged.

ALSO - Pick what to train:

>Combat
>Sword
>Gun
>Dex
>Make up a new physical skill to earn
>Write in
>>
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3794536
>>Dex
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3794536
>Sword

Make up a new physical skill to earn
>Hand-to-Hand
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3794536
>>Sword
>Dex


one step closer to defined gf abs
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>>3794536
>Dex
These rolls tho
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3794536
Sword

Damn, gf is hot
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>>3794536
Is Stealth considered a physical skill? Otherwise sword
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3794536
>Combat
totally not to see our gf bounce around. No, sir.
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>>3794540
>>3794542
>>3794550


Oof. Your training doesn't go too well and you don't develop any new skill levels. You roll so bad you even miss out on the bonus scene of Tessa stripping out of her sweaty workout clothes.

But your time spent isn't entirely fruitless, you make some progress towards a level in DEX. Maybe next time you succeed at something flippy or dodgy you'll earn that level.

Tessa goes to take a shower while you lay on the floor in defeat. You've got time to accomplish at least one more thing today.

What do?

>Call Myshta
>Harass Catastrovania
>See what Vanessa is doing
>Peep on your GF
>Write in
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>>3794588
Harass the cat
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>>3794588
>>Call Myshta

let's call our bro
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>>3794542
these rolls are pain
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3794536
>Combat
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>>3794588
>>Harass Catastrovania
stop wasting your time on that shit site Catastrovania
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>>3794588
>Call Myshta
see how the search for extra sisters are going.
also do this scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txuWGoZF3ew
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>>3794588
can we clean those yellow spots on Yoko?
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>>3794588
>>Call Myshta
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>>3794588
Hey, we have our old tablet still, right? The one that broke? Are we skilled enough to fix it?
>>attempt to fix crummy old tablet
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>>3794588
>>Call Myshta
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>>3794610
To resell or what?
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>Check for old tablet

Looks like it went up the tube with the rest of your stuff Vanessa threw away. God DAMNIT. You really hope nobody gets a hold of your browser history.

>Call Myshta

You call up the big man to see what's up. He picks up and ... wow that's one big hunk of Soviet Beef! And damn he's got scars all over him...

"Ah, Good afternoon Spanner! I just got out of shower and was reapplying bandage. But fret not- I've been working hard on finding those sisters. I found something that might be of interest of you. That is why you called, no?"

Uh... why DID you call?

Why call?

>Ask about sister info
>Compliment studly bod
>Ask about scars
>Ask to hang out
>Write in
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>>3794642
>Ask about sister info
>Compliment studly bod
ask for workout advice
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>>3794642
>>Ask about sister info

>Write in
See if he can help us with Vanessa, he can help us by making a move on her and getting us rid of the psycho bitch, if it works out we can go on a double date
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>>3794635
Either resell or double our survey taking. Guess it's moot now, though.

>>3794642
>Ask about sister info
Do not ask for Vanessa help.
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>>3794642
>Ask about sister info
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>>3794644
support
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>>3794645
Thos!
We should set our bro up
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>>3794642
>Compliment studly bod
>Ask about scars
>Ask to hang out
All three, we called to see how he's doing. He's clearly recovering and in no state to join us on sister saving adventures, have some godamned comradeship guys. Bros > Hoes, especially after he took that massive hit for us
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>>3794645
don't make him jump on the grenade man. We gotta assert our dominance and fuck all the sisters
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>>3794642
>>Ask about sister info
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>>3794672
we can't leave our bro hanging

and please dude, no harem route, we are not a complete shitnoozle, we a re man of taste and gigantic tits
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>>3794644
This
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>>3794642
>>Ask about sister info
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You compliment his hot bod, and he appreciates it!
"Trick for successful workout? Good rolls."
God damnit.

>Ask him for sister info

"I believe the Katya bots have located the next sister, and it is as we feared - they've upped security. This sister is being held on the top floor of the ALLCO. South branch. It's not impossible but it's going to be swarming with security forces. This might call for a [STEALTH MISSION]."

Ah geeze, what a pain. You're going to have to find a way to get to the top floor while (hopefully) remaining unnoticed. This is going to take a careful [PLAN], which you're going to need to come up with! It hurts your head just to think about it.

Anyway, it's getting pretty late - you thank Myshta for his help and let him know that you're going to start working on the plan.

So.. What do?

>Study the building like a dork
>Get drunk with the girls and spitball ideas
>Make Catastrovania come up with the plan
>Write in
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What's the deadline, exactly?
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>>3794714
>Study the building like a dork with the girls and Catastrovania
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>>3794714
>>Get drunk with the girls and spitball ideas
at least once try to rest our head on gf's lap
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>>3794714
>>3794717
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>>3794714
>Study the building like a dork
>Get drunk with the girls and spitball ideas
>Make Catastrovania come up with the plan
ChuuniCat will study the building plans and come up with something, while we get drunk to celebrate the sisters reunited!
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>>3794718
and when we are there, make sure to check those abs
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>>3794714
>>Get drunk with the girls and spitball ideas
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>>3794714
>Get drunk with the girls and spitball ideas
"Hokay, we're gonna need a helicopter, some piloting lessons, black turtlenecks, pants, and balaclavas, a climbing kit, and an assault SMG with ammo."
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>>3794714
>Get drunk with Tessa only.
>Let the cat and the creepy one study like the dorks they are while we do that.
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>>3794730
Agreed a 100%
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>>3794730
>SUPPORT
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>>3794714
>>Get drunk with the girls and spitball ideas
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>>3794714
>Get drunk with the girls and spitball ideas
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>>3794714
Dress up like business people to get in
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>>3794730
change to this
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>>3794714
>Get drunk with the girls and spitball ideas
But yes this first
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>Have drinks with just Tessa

Good idea. You of course don't count Catastrovania as a person, and Vanessa may be useful in some way but she really gives you some creepy stalker vibes. Not that you're totally into that, or anything.

You pop open the Titos only to be joined by an uninvited Vanessa. She just BUTTS right in. UGH.

Welp, time to drink your troubles away.
How many shots do you do while discussing your plans to infiltrate a stronghold of your corporate overlords?

>Write in how many shots - Roll 1D100
>or write in to do something else
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3794795
2 more than however many Tessa does.
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3794795
respectfully get up and sit beside our girlfriend

this girls is making me mad

have as much as Tessa
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3794795
Fuck it, invite our mistake over as well.

Five shots each per person, plus a beer back from your minifridge.
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3794795
OH DICE
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>>3794802
and rest our head on Tessa's lap
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>>3794795
>or write in to do something else
>margarita slammers!
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3794802
This

Nice 69 roll! Maybe we get something with Tessa.

The skinny bitch needs to die
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>>3794803
Keep the mistake out. Let's not be decadent. Make room for better characters.
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>>3794802
She's our gf's sister dude, SO's siblings are always protective and unwilling to give up their precious sibling up to some weird dude they just met
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>>3794795
>Ask the girls about how they ended up like this.
Goes along any drinking we do. It's a nice time for it.
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3794795
straight up lift her up and plop her somewhere else. Unless she somehow grows bigger tits than her sister RIGHT NOW, we ain't getting off on Vanessa until bedtime alone.

Then drink.
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>>3794814
This too
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>>3794811
If she fucks up the forms or fucks up our paycheck, THEN we can punish her. Right now, this is the time where we pretend to give a shit in order to motivate her to do our job properly.
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>>3794803
agreed on bringing the mistake, instruct her to distract Vanessa
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>>3794824
Good idea. If she does a good enough job, we'll look into getting her an upgrade to her frame.
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3794795
This >>3794824
>>3794803
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>>3794829
If she does real good, we might be able to swipe some parts for her during the heist (on the way out of course)
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>>3794806
No.
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>>3794795
>or write in to do something else

Talk about boundaries.

Stop throwing our shit away. Tessa is our gf, and your a friend of hers and a guest here. I would appreciate it if you did not do that in the future and consulted me especially if your to take over my work space which I need for work so we all don't get kicked out of the commie blocking housing to the curb.
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>>3794875
Good idea. Supporting.
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>>3794802
Nice.

You maneuver around and manage to sit next to your girlfriend again.
The drinks start coming and.. they don't stop coming. They really don't stop. You're trying to keep pace with these girls but Tessa is an absolute monster! HOW!?

"Whoo!" She knocks back another shot and doesn't even wince. "When you've been the property of the government basically your whole life, you learn how to party."
Damn, you guess so.

Vanessa is a little less adept in the art of drinking, but still doing better then you.

OK TIME TO TALK STRATEGY.
Vanessa eyes the information you have about ALLCO. South. She smiles, which you get the feeling isn't good.

"Oh..." She says. I know you're thinking about like, a helicopter or grappling hooks or whatever but last time I checked your bank account it had 200 credits in it."

When did she get access to your bank account? Oh boy.

"So we're going to have to use what we've got, and judging by the layout o the building here they've got a lot of power right up front, they're stacked like Tessa here."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Your big titty goth GF asks. Vanessa ignores her.

"So since they're pretty top heavy, it stands to reason that they don't have much going on in the rear. And I know all too well that Mr. Spanner likes the rear. Isn't that right?"

Fortunately the moment she says that Tessa is busy throwing back another shot.

"What's it gonna be, Spanner? Go in the front, or the rear?" She gives you a devious wink.

What plan?

>Try to get in the front, somehow
>Do it from behind
>Write in
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>>3794879
>Doze off and land face first into Tessa's cleavage, thus choosing the front by default.
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>>3794879
>>Try to get in the front, somehow

big tits all the way, you have no chance vanessa
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>>3794879
>>Do it from behind
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>>3794879

>Try to get in the front, somehow
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>>3794879
>Write in
You cause a distraction in the front, while we go in from being thrown through a window by Myshta

Once the coast is clear and the send guys to the front and top both Tessa and Myshta sneaks in from the rear.
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>>3794879

>Try to get in the front, somehow

The stinking slut thinks she can hold a candle to Tessa? Damn that girl is deluded
Grab Tessa's waist as we request another shot from her
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>>3794879
>Try to get in the front, somehow
We found life already, and hometown is becoming a nuisance, fuck the easy way.
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>>3794879
Can we hack their tube system? Maybe go in as repairmen and then bust a move from inside
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>>3794891
+1
>>
This is not about strategy at all is it?
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>>3794879

>Try to get in the front, somehow
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>>3794891
Supporting
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>>3794881
>>3794891
Gonna switch to this since it actually sounds like a plan.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5YNiCfWC3A

>Resolve to go in the front

As tactically sound as a rear entrance would be, you somehow feel that this choice has a little bit more meaning to it than presented.

>>3794891
Myshta Fastball Special
>>3794897
Tube Hacking

Hey, NOW you're thinking. Or... somebody is thinking. You're so drunk you're not quite sure who said that. Or who's butt you grabbed... or who grabbed your butt? There's a lot of butt grabbing going on and the room is spinning and you fall over.

You file away those plan ideas for tomorrow - you can ask Myshta if any of that can actually be accomplished.

But for now... you black out! Wow. Here you thought you were a functional alcoholic and these two girls just drank you under the table. Maybe it's time to install an [IRON LIVER] augment. You did know you can buy augments off of your HDD, right?

No choices now, just a dead hazy sleep.

--------

Last post for the night! Thanks for hanging out
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>Dream about >>3792838
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>>3794920
>Roll over
>Try not to puke
>Puke a lot
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>>3794951
have the catbot clean it up.
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>>3794920
>Dream about Dark Past
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>>3795505
Support
>>
Leave cat bot alone, she works hard
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>>3795800
She certainly has a hard time working.
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>>3795505
Support
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>>3794920
Wake up to the girls (and cat maid robot) snuggling you nude. Wake up to >>3792838. Wake up to your wife making breakfast while your kids run around and play with your other wives' kids. Wake up to a hangover and no cuddles... pinch cheek to confirm reality.
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>>3795940
Based and billyandmandypilled
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>>3795505
>support
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>>3795505
Also, support. Give us some background!
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>>3795952
So it's a nightmare then?
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catastrovania:

>tries to be a good girl and languishes for emotional closure with her creator and his friend

protagonist:

https://youtu.be/OWPhg_eyv1s?t=6
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>>3795505
Support
Lets see what bathsalts comes up with
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>>3796056
>expecting anons to think with anything but their dicks
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>>3796082

you can still fuck her
probably would blush a lot
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>>3796082
Motherfucker I feel with both my dick, as well as my heart
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>>3796082
we think with it, but it's a faithful dick for Tessa, ntr is worse fetish
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>>3796056

catastrovania should've been put into the chute right away
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>>3796098

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDQaGfMsjnA
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>>3796098
Fuck she cute
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>Fitful Slumber

The unhealthy amount of booze swirling around in your brain sends you into a fever of dreams. Strange and familiar objects fly by in a haze. You feel helpless amongst a sea of half-forgotten memories and mental connections you would never make while you were awake.

You have entered [THE DREAMING].

You've got time to explore one facet of your psyche. So what's it gonna be?

>Dream about bloody leg
>Dream about devil man
>Dream about masked creep
>Dream about boobs VS. butts
>Dream about (write in)
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>>3796231

>Dream about bloody leg

We already chose boobs last night when we chose the frontal assault
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>>3796231
Dream about Leg
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>>3796231

>Dream about boobs VS. butts

Boobs, gf's boobs
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>>3796231
>>Dream about boobs VS. butts
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>>3796231
>Dream About bloody leg
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>>3796231
>attempt to dream about boobs VS. butts
>get interrupted by masked creep
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>>3796231
>Dream about bloody leg
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>>3796231
>Dream about bloody leg
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>>3796231

>Dream About bloody leg

But if end up with boobs vs ass, I'm on boobs team since butt girl manages to be worse than catastrovia with the tothy attitude
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>>3796231
>Dream about bloody leg
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>>3796231
>Dream about time when you were earning money by cleaning skyscrapers
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>>3796231
As much as I'd like to challenge the devil to a rock-off, I can't vote for my own thing.
>Dream about bloody leg
BACKSTORYYY
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>>3796231
>Dream about (write in)
Sleep on some big titty golf tits.
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>>3796270
we can only wish, but that brat will probably get in the way...sigh..
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>>3796270
>golf tits
Save the Crazy Golf Course of Terror for the next nightmare.
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>Dream about bloody leg

Your name is Benton Spanner. You turn 11 years old today, but it's not like that's anything special. It is in fact pretty UN-special because you have no friends and your dad is a deadbeat who is addicted to groping virtual titties.

Everything sucks, and to top it off a local gang beat the old man up and emptied out his credit account. You'd think he'd try to get it back or be working hard to provide, but the truth is that your dad kinda sucks. It's a good lesson on putting your faith in adults, honestly.

ANYWAY, it looks like you're going to have to take care of things so you both don't [STARVE TO DEATH]. You could try to get a job, but most places aren't looking for a bald 11 year old - or at least nowhere you'd want to be working. You do have a few clear options though:

>Confront gang like a brave little man
>Sell your body on the streets
>Get desperate and chop your leg off for sustenance
>Write in
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>>3796273
>>Confront gang like a brave little man

our street samurai origin story
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>>3796273
>try to get a shadowrunning job
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>>3796273
>slay father for sustenance
The new shall inherit
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>>3796273
>>Sell your body on the streets
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>>3796273
Is there anything to sell in this dump?
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>>3796273
>>Confront gang like a brave little man
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>>3796272
Shhhh
wink
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>>3796273
>pawn your dad's stupid plastic figures
He wasted our money on them amd doesn't even look at them
Stupid plastic women
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>>3796277
I change to

>Confront gang like a brave little man
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>>3796273
Polish our nob
By nob I mean our incredibly shiney and reflecting head.

Blind Krillin with a solar flare.
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>>3796273
>>3796284
>Pawn Dad's weeb shit
>Swear to never associate with this junk ever again
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>>3796273
>Confront gang like a brave little man
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>>3796273
This>>3796284
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>>3796288
+1
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>Pawn Dad's weeb shit

Your dad doesn't HAVE any weeb shit. He's into real, live virtual titties. This guy has no taste at all.
The only thing of value he has is his dumb ready player one headset thing, but the last time you tried to snag it off of him all it got you was a black eye. No, you're better off confronting this gang.

>Confront gang like a brave little man

You grab your trusty NIHONG KENDOSTICK and make your way over to the hangout of THE LEG-CHOPPERZ. They're a real bunch of rude dudes. Scissor-Sam, Tony the Bonesaw and Big-Amp (The brains of the operation). You hear they've got a thing for snipping a leg off of people that mess with them, but surely that's all bluster.

There's no negotiating with these guys, it's time to throw down!

Here's how it's gonna go down:

>Roll 1D100 - I'll average the first several rolls.
ALSO - feel free to write in how you attack these three goons. Remember you are armed with a stick and the musculature of a prepubescent boy. Good luck!
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3796312
Go for sneaky swings to the balls.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3796312

abuse nut attacks
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3796312
Stab solar plexus
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3796312
use GLORIOUS NIHON WOOD to split the BAKA GAIJINS in two
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3796312
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3796312
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3796312
DONT FUCK WITH ME!
I HAVE THE POWER OF GOTH AND TITTY ON MY SIDE!
AAAA
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

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Rolled 75 (1d100)

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>>3796313
>>3796316
>>3796318
>>3796319
>>3796321
>>3796324
>>3796327
Jesus...
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3796312
>Shove the KENDOSTICK OF DEATH into one of their eyesockets
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>>3796332
Hey, once a loser, always a loser.
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>>3796333
You bastard.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3796312
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>>3796332
wonder if this is how we lost our leg
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>Roll Bad

God damn you have a rough time of it. Those guys beat and slice the snot out of you! Several times they nearly even lop one of your legs off!

The fight spills out into the street but you're a BRAVE LITTLE MAN and you fight and fight, hitting them in the nuts and eyes until they decide to fuck off! You even get your dad's credits back! HELL YES.

You earn the [STREET SAMURAI] Class! You can now invest points in skills that can help you do Shadow Runs, earning cash to keep yourself and your dad fed. HELL FUCKING YES.

(1/2)
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>>3796347

>OW

GOD. DAMNIT.

>Wake up
>Sleep in
>Write in
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>>3796350
>>Wake up
>Wake up
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>>3796350
>>Wake up
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>>3796350
>Wake the fuck up, Samurai
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>>3796350
>>Sleep in
I want to see that boobs vs butts dream
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>>3796350
>Write in
Wake up punching and body choking Yoko.

Spend morning apologizing, and fluffing her up with cleaning her.
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>>3796350

>Wake up

Good showing spanner

Let's hope for Tessa's lap but qm is never going to give them, I wonder when we will get a close up to her sweaty abs
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>>3796350
>Wake up

>inb4 all the dream sequences end with a different vehicle trying to kill us
>inb4 they're all rogue ALLCO AI's built into the vehicles KIT style
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>>3796357

nice reference
i support it

>wake the fuck up,samurai
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>wake the fuck up,samurai

Oof. God damn you hate your backstory. You also hat the throbbing headache and startling amount of vomit in and around your immediate area.

You can tell that you're on the floor of the bathroom - your cot is nowhere to be found.

You can also tell that somebody is laying on your arm. And you're all sticky... did you? Oh god.
Uh oh. Having no idea what happened at the end of the night, you're afraid to look.

What do?

>Grab chest to verify GF status
>Go back to sleep and hope they go away
>Write in
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>>3796367
>>Write in

look
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>>3796367
Open your eyes and look before we do the unfortunate harem cirgin mistake
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>>3796367
>Grab chest to verify GF status
If they're still laying on us that means they're still unconscious, and that means it's okay to touch
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>>3796367
>Grab chest to verify GF status
Its the catbot
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>>3796367
>>Go back to sleep and hope they go away
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>>3796367
>>3796368
This. Not gonna get bamboozled.
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>>3796367
Look who's there

Its never going to be gf, qm wouldn't be kind to us
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>>3796367
its myshta performing a fastball
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>>3796377
that blockiness, it can be Yoko
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>>3796367
Supporting >>3796368
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>>3796367
>Take a look
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>Just look

You decide that you hate fun and to just suck it up and look. Before you even have a chance your mystery partner rolls over and OH GOD NO.

This is bad. You would rather have hooked up with your girlfriend's sister than... THIS. She's even talking in her sleep.

"Fu fu fu, master... That will never fit..."
You vomit a little in your mouth.

Did you really? Do you even want to KNOW?

What do?

>Wake her up and ask what happened
>Put her clothes on and send her directly up the trash chute
>Whatever she's a robot, basically a fancy onahole
>Write in
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>>3796409
>>Put her clothes on and send her directly up the trash chute
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>>3796409
>>Whatever she's a robot, basically a fancy onahole
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>>3796409
>>Whatever she's a robot, basically a fancy onahole
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>>3796409
>Wake her up and ask what happened
I doubt it's as bad as it looks.
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>>3796409
Ha! Called it!

>Whatever she's a robot, basically a fancy onahole
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>>3796409
>Wake her up and ask what happened
>She's a maix bot, put her to work - those puke stains won't clean themselves
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>>3796414
>Whatever she's a robot, basically a fancy onahole

Check the goods, see if we're still in one piece (technically)
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>>3796418
this
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>>3796409
>Trash chute
Dont fall for the bait, anons.
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>>3796409
>Whatever she's a robot, basically a fancy onahole
It's not cheating if it's a robot! At least she's good for something
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>>3796409

lets not be assholes
the robot is cute and has been a good girl with us

>''hey,what would your age be legally speaking?,just wanting to know?''
>if she says anything below 14,buy a fake moustache and run to mexico to make a new life
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>>3796418
Supporting

Get some clothes on too

We are not an ntr dude so no worries, we did nothing
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>>3796429
but he has the trash chute gif ready and everything
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>>3796409
>Whatever she's a robot, basically a fancy onahole. It's not like she has actual feelings, just imitations of them.
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>>3796409
>Whatever she's a robot, basically a fancy onahole
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>She's an onahole

Well, sure that's probably true - but she's still a pathetic embarrassing mess. And you're not quite sure how your girlfriend would feel about you fucking a (sentient?) robot girl. If you even did that.

You both get on your clothes, and Catastrovania shyly stares into the corner, as she tends to do. Oof. This could get awkward. You're going to have to decide once and for all how you're going to deal with this thing.

How Deal?

>Talk it out
>Trash her and be done with it
>One more round with the Onahole
>Write in
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>>3796448
>>Talk it out
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>>3796448
>Talk it out

what happened?

we have to make sure we won't hurt gf's feelings
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>>3796448
>Talk it out
>Write in
Promise to fix her up better so she can work as our secretary, and help us make money
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>>3796448
>Tell her to clean up the mess and walk out like a chad
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>>3796448
>One more round with the Onahole
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>>3796433

he can use the same animation but in another context

for example,knowing how stupid the MC is,he will end up attracting people to attack him

so the MC putting tessa,her sister and the cute robot chuni through the trash can to save them souns good

a perfect mix between humor,his way of being a dick and he caring

>>3796448

im tempted with ''one more round with the onahole''

but thats how you get mixed feeling and either tessa or she stabbing you at ''school days'' style

so......

>talk it out
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>>3796448
>Talk it out
>One more round with the Onahole
One more round....of HUGGING AND HEADPATS. She's a quirky adorable dork
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>>3796448

>Talk it out

She didn't drink and she is a robot so tell us what the fuck happened last night, and we better not have fucked
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>>3796448
>>Talk it out
I'll get you an upgrade to your chassis, hourglass style, if you never mention this to anyone. Ever.

EVER.
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>>3796448
Hold up a second, she's able to do our salary job for us right? Also too soon to hear if she got us a raise yet or not.
>Be a man of your word!
but also
>Talk it out
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>>3796448
>Talk it out
>Tell her we'll work out her kinks, she'll finally be a (nearly) functional person.
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>>3796448

>Talk it out

>>3796457
This too
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>>3796448
>Talk it out
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>>3796448
>>Trash her and be done with it
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>>3796448
>>Talk it out
We don't even know if we fucker her or not.
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>>3796480
Yeah, did we even fuck her?
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>>3796487
I don't think so
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>>3796448
>>Trash her and be done with it
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>>3796487
Nah, it would be pretty shit if we cheated on our gf without even having a say in it.
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Man all you mofos are suckers for new characters. Let's just enjoy the ones we have and get rid of the distraction. Plus it can come back later angry and more interesting.
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>Talk it out

You cut straight to the point and ask her if you two did the cybernetic nasty.

"Wha? N-n-no! I'm as p-p-pure as the dwiven snow! I just curled up because I had nowhere to sleep and it was so very very cold...."

Pathetic.

You ask her for one good reason not to shove her up the garbage chute.

"I'll be a good Catastrovania Strifaust Morituros IX! I'll work extra hard to earn you credits! And I guess if you need and ona... ona... " She can't even say it.

Welp if she's making money she stays, you guess. But you'll skip on the onahole nonsense, you're a big titty man after all.

You tell her to clean up the pukey mess in the bathroom, and she agrees to happily. This might just work out after all!

How do you dismiss her?

>Gruff indifference
>Cordial gratitude
>hit her
>Headpat
>Write in

------

Last post for the night!
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>>3796508
>Headpat
STOP BEING MEAN TO THE CHUUNICAT
Yeah she's very bullyable but you guys are downright abusive
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>>3796508
>>Headpat
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>>3796508
>between
Headpat just to piss you off
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>>3796508
>>Headpat
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>>3796508
>Headpat
>Do a good job with my apartment and I'll look into getting you a T&A upgrade, okay?
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>>3796508
>A friendly slap on the ass
What? You'd do the same for Myshta, right?
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>>3796508
>>Cordial gratitude
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>>3796508
>Headpat
patpatpatpatpatpatpat
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>>3796508
>Headpat
>We'll fix you up soon enough...
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>>3796508
>>Headpat
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>>3796508
>>hit her
You guys are too easily swayed by moe.
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>>3796508
>Headpat
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>>3796508
>Headpat
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>>3796524
What are you gonna do about it, mr ryona-loving mctoughguy
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>>3796524
Make new robot to abuse, not this one.
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>>3796508
>Noogie
The perfect compromise between headpats and bullying
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We are gaining new characters at a fast rate. It sounds like we're about to head into another dungeon crawl, and add probably a nemesis or two plus another Goth.
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>>3796533

lets make a nemesis that deserve it for being a asshole

and a rival that while not outrigth evil is our adversary on the way of the street samurai
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>>3796508
>Headpat
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>>3796533
I just want to spend more time and improve gf's affection dude, all these others are getting in the way
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>>3796536

btw

>headpat

probably because im touch starved and come from abussive household,but i cant stand the idea of abusing the chunii
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>>3796528
>>3796529
We gotta be CyberPunks, that means being a hardass when we can get away with it.
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>>3796539
I ain't happy at all the hangers on either. Vanessa at least adds a dynamic of a constant obstacle, which I appreciate. Catmaid is like a virtual pet that's gonna suck up moves for a while because she's clearly audience favorite.
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>>3796533
Dungeon crawl sounds like a solid idea. Lets us get into the grimdark if one of the party members dies on us. Hopefully the yandere gets offed. They'd make a good spurned villain that way.
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Wait, don't Katyas orgasm when petted?
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>>3796549
no, when they get the ears rubbed
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>>3796547
there's nothing wrong with moe

>>3796549
Good thing this is Catastrovania and not Katya then
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>>3796552
orite
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>>3796533
>>3796539
Jesus, you're acting like we're in FMMDMG with all this talk about character bloat, and it's only the second thread. Start worrying when the characters we meet get into the upper teens.
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We should ask Tessa if she's fine with us using the robot to relieve ourselves, or if she's interested in a threesome.
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>>3796553
The quest is titled "My Government Issued Big Titty Goth GF" not "Teaching Feeling." I came with expectations of finding love in a dystopian future, not Moe.
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>>3796560
we need waaaaaay more affection to even start considering bringing those topics up
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>>3796541

cyberpunk is shitty world with advanced tech

so it doesnt mean we need to be abusive,just means that our lives should generally suck because social conditions are unfair

so i later imagine a better way is to balance the punk with the humor by creating horrible and partially plausible situations that are yet absurd

for example,in my country medic services are so shitty that security guards sometimes decide who gets in to emergencies room

making a joke about the security guard making a man with their arm ripped out would be a example of mixing absurd with punk

>>3796561

just enjoy the dammed thing,there is a time for headpats and there is time for shitty world

let us enjoy this time,and i promise you i will try to vote for more grimdark options later
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>>3796561
I never said anything about waifuing the ChuuniCat, she's great comedic relief and slapstick bait, just don't bully her too hard or get rid of her first chance. No idea why you've got your striped pantsu into such a twist about her
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>>3796572

you know you have been doing a good work when your little communitie makes memes of inside jokes

>OP has ascended
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>>3796508
>Headpat

>>3796516
No.
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Guys, let the cat be. We'll upgrade her later.
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>>3796508
>Gruff indifference
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>>3796572
>>3796576
Kinda sad when you know this isn't even the first quest she was in
Created in hikimori quest then she kinda spread between drawfags from there
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>>3796508
>Asspat
B)
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>>3796622
Pussyhat.
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>>3796508
>>Headpat
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>>3796541
How is bullying hard-ass or cyberpunk?
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>>3796768
>Bullying
What do you think this is, highschool?
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>>3796770
Apparently? Replace locker with trash tube and you pretty much got it
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>>3796770

that you pretty much are asking the character to act like an evil idiot for the sake of it for the sake of ''cyber-punk''

when this has nothing to do with either cyber (advanced tech) nor punk (shitty social conditions)
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>>3796508
>Gruff indifference
sounds about right
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>>3796508
>>Headpat
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>>3796508
>Headpat
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wow,where is OP?

btw,have a nice penguin
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any one there?
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Fuck...
Guys...
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Give OP some time, y'all. So eager to pronounce time of death, my goodness
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>CATASTROPHE

Jk I'm taking the night off to play video games lol
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>>3797745
>video games
Lies, nobody on 4chan likes video games, not even /v/. You're actually cheating on us with another quest, aren't you?
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>>3797745

you're a HACK FRAUD BATHSALTS
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>>3797750
Das pretty gud
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>>3797750
Tessa is truly the best

Nice one dude
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>>3797750
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>>3797750
that posture doesn't look good for her spine
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>>3797750
Nice art! One critique: your portrait has a different hairstyle than OG tessa, the part of her hair around her face is supposed to be concave and smoothe while yours is convex and bushy. It makes her look pretty different.
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>>3797750

nice

cant wait for the drwa of the sister and the draw of the cat-chunii
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>>3796541
Naw, see, being Punk is all about being subversive against authority and societal expectations. In cyberpunk settings, that usually means you're expected to be just as ruthless as the other guy in a dog eat dog world.

So naturally, the most punk thing to be in a cyberpunk setting is to be a decent person that just so happens to enjoy sticking it to the authorities and corporations, you dig?
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>>3798490
shiggity diggity
i fucks with this biggity
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>Headpat

Ugh. FINE. You give the pathetic robot a pat on the head. She nearly bursts into cyber tears with joy.

You've earned [CATASTROVANIA LOYALTY LVL.2]!
She'll work extra hard at the tablet for you, earning twice as much as she did before! (200 gold per work session, 2 work sessions per day)

That reminds you, you've now got 400 total credits including what she earned you yesterday. It's chump change, but it's something.

It's about time you got this show on the road. You yell at the girls to wake up and get ready to begin your infiltration of ALLCO. South.

How do you want to handle this?

>Head right to the building
>Call Myshta to see if he can enact the hacking or fastball plans
>Blow it off and chillax to hentai
>Write in
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>>3799773

>Call Myshta to see if he can enact the hacking or fastball plans
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>>3799773
>Call Myshta to see if he can enact the hacking or fastball plans
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>>3799773
>>Call Myshta to see if he can enact the hacking or fastball plans
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>>3799773
>Call Myshta to see if he can enact the hacking or fastball plans
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>>3799773
>Blow it off
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>>3799773
Impregnate big titty goth gf
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>>3799832
always support this course of action
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>>3799832
I whole heartedly support this just and noble cause
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>>3799832
You consider knocking up your girlfriend, but your [AFFECTION LEVEL] probably isn't quite high enough for that ...yet.

>Call Myshta

You ring up the big man and tell him about your plan ideas.

"Interesting... Normally I would be all for throwing you into a skyscraper, but I'm afraid I have some bad news. It looks like the injuries I sustained in the last mission were a bit worse than I thought. To my shame, I will need to offer technical support from nearby."

Damn.

"As for hacking the tube systems... yes. Yes this is possible! I hope your [HACKING] Skill is up to snuff though. Anything could happen when you're messing with the TUBE."

Ok then, once and for all - how are you tackling this next mission?

>Hack the tube system (Roll 1D100)
>Attack the building head on
>Sneak around the back
>Write in
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>>3799859
>>Hack the tube system (Roll 1D100)
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>>3799859
>>Hack the tube system (Roll 1D100)
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3799859

>Hack the tube system (Roll 1D100)

See if Tessa knows any [BUFF SPELL] to help us hack giving us more int or perception or some agilityband strenght for the infiltration
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>>3799859
>Hack the tube system (Roll 1D100)
I'm really lucky when it comes to dice
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>>3799882
wait until dice are asked for.
pathetic
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>>3799887
Oh roll away my dude.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3799891
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3799891
Rolling then
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3799891
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3799891
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Is it bo3?
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>>3799909
I just averaged them all.
It's... not good.

Nevertheless, you fiddle with the tube's settings with your level 2 hacking skill and each get sucked in.

How land?

>Pray for safety
>Do a sweet backflip out of the tube
>Carefully tuck and roll
>Write in
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>>3799916
>>Carefully tuck and roll
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>>3799916
yell for the cat to clean up yoko while we are gone!
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>>3799916
>Carefully tuck and roll

Averaging rolls will always result in failure. Unless you have very low dc's.
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>>3799916
>>Carefully tuck and roll
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>>3799916
>>Carefully tuck and roll

>>3799924
This, you really need another system Bathsalts.
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>>3799924
>>3799927
noted.

>Meanwhile

Damn, you forgot your NIHONG STEEL. Good thing your pal Catastrovania has your back!
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>>3799916
>>Do a sweet backflip out of the tube
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3799859
>Hack dem toobs for to propel da boobs
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>>3799942
Then make sure to catch it as you land.
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>>3799942
did that dumb blonde thot forget her scythe too?
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>Tuck and roll

You try. You fail.

OW. FUCK. YOUR BACK.

Your NIHONG STEEL comes hurtling through the tube and nearly hits you right in the eye.


You find yourself in an entirely dark room. It has a scent of sterility.
Wait... where is your goth GF? where is her kooky sister?

What do?

>Call for help
>Look for a light switch or something
>Charge into the darkness
>Write in
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>>3799962
>>Look for a light switch or something
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>>3799962
>sniff for her characteristic big tidy goth gf scent
Make life the humble mole, and dig for victory.
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>>3799962
>sniff for her characteristic big tidy goth gf scent
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>>3799962
Thos is the future, every rat hole has a clapper

Clap to turn on the lights
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>>3799962
>>Look for a light switch or something
>sniff for her characteristic big tidy goth gf scent
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>>3799962
>>sniff for her characteristic big tidy goth gf scent
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>Look for light switch

Motion activated. It's the future, baby.
Looks like you're in some sort of office. There's nobody around.

>>sniff for her characteristic big tidy goth gf scent

You take a big whiff and find Tessa's familiar scent in the air. Smells good, man.
She's nearby - at least within a floor or two of this building. You cannot however, place Vanessa's scent. No idea where she went.


What do?

>Head up to the top floor
>Reunite with your big titty goth GF
>Look for Vanessa
>Call Myshta
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>>3800030
>>Reunite with your big titty goth GF
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>>3800030
>>Reunite with your big titty goth GF
She mentioned she's a support type fighter, so it's probably better we get to her to make sure she's safe
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Reunite with your big titty goth GF
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>>3800030
>Reunite with your big titty goth GF
get the gang together first, have a look around and see what's in here. Might even get to do some corporate espionage, maybe there's info on the other goth gfs?
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>>3800030

>Reunite with your big titty goth GF
She is our gf and needs backup, besides, Vanessa is shit, I hope she landed inside an incinerator or something

And make sure to grab oir nihon steel this time
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>>3800030
>>Reunite with your big titty goth GF
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>>3800030
>>Reunite with your big titty goth GF
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>>Reunite with your big titty goth GF

Good call. Wait a second, don't you have some sort of psychic link with her? Yeah, you do!
You phone her up via that - clever so that nobody can listen in.

"Hey! Mental eyes up here, spanner." She caught you starting at her assets. Whoops.
"We all got separated, but I think I'm just one floor above you. No clue where Vanessa is, but I think I can hear a commotion out front..."

Oh boy, you know that that means. However Vanessa is an ATK powerhouse, she should be able to handle herself. Right?

You head upstairs and meet up with Tessa. You find nobody else along the way.
Both of you agree that this empty building is giving you the creeps, and you should probably get out of here as soon as possible.

What do?

>Check on the incident out front
>Head upstairs
>Write in
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>>3800100
>Check on the incident out front
Among all other things, the possibility of Vanessa getting captured a day after getting freed is just way too embarrassing to risk
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>>3800100
>>Check on the incident out front
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>>3800100
>Head upstairs
She's buying us time, get moving
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>>3800100
>>Head upstairs

get the gf first
she is a support, she is defenseless
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>>3800100
>Check on the incident out front
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>>3800100
>Head upstairs

Again, incinerator
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why in-laws are so utterly shit? geez, but whatever, even if checking on her wins we can still get some affection out of Tessa if her failure of a sister survives
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>>3800100
>>Head upstairs
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>>3800118
>>3800114

uuuuuugghhhhh

fuck

I'll change to to check the comotion because if that no tits shitstain dies our gf will get all depressed and shit

I can't believe I'm trying to save someone who wanted to cuck her own sister
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Just want to point out we've already met up with the GF though.
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>>3800100
>Head upstairs
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>>3800129
Goth girls like having reasons to be depressed rather than acting depressed.
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>Check / Head Upstairs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFXqJ--L_Kk

Votes are pretty split, so you do both. You peep out of one of the windows as you head up and... yeesh. Not a pretty sight. There were only a handfull of guards out there before and now there are less of them, albeit in more pieces. Vanessa scary.

ANYWAY, she's fine. You both head upstairs facing absolutely no opposition whatsoever. Weird. You finally come to a locked door on the top floor - if the second sister is anywhere it's here. You're going to have to get through this door somehow, though.

How open?

>Attempt Hacking
>Tessa Magic Hack
>Slice It down STREET SAMURAI style
>Knock politely
>Write in
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>>3800100
Check on the incident out front
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>>3800156
>Tessa Magic Hack
We'll stand ready in case of anything weird attacking us from inside the door
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>>3800156
>>Knock politely
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>>3800156
>>Knock politely
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>>3800156
>Knock politely
Maybe they'll think we're one of them.
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>>3800100

>Check on the incident out front
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>>3800156
>>Knock politely
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>>3800164
support
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