Previously on: My Government Issued Big Titty Goth GF -(Thread Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Goth+GF )You are Benton Spanner, cyber-slacker and hentai enthusiast in the cyberpunk future.After filling out some dodgy forms you've been delivered one big titty goth GF.Her name is Tessa, and as you soon found out she's some sort of witch! She also has four sisters being held by the obvious corporate government bad guys: ALLCO. So, in an effort to get into her pants you've joined her quest to free her sisters and probably overthrow the whole damn government. Not exactly what you had in mind, but you're a pretty desperate guy.ANYWHO, you recruited the help of one very large, very jovial Russian man named Myshta. With his help you broke into an ALLCO. facility and broke out the first sister, Vanessa. She has some sorta weird gothic lolita thing going on you don't really get it. Once that was done with, you headed back to your apartment for some R & R. Your current funds stand at 1200 Credits and two level 3 Skill tokens, which is a pretty sweet haul. You also might have some sort of psycho killer corporate lackey after you, but that's a problem for another time. Right now, you've got some STUFF to take care of. Like..(1/2)
(2/2)Your apartment is a fucking disaster. There's junk all over and now you've got THREE people living out of here. "ooo, cool posters!" Vanessa says, complimenting your fine tastes in the erotic arts. She seems sorta loopy, but maybe she's not that bad.Tessa chimes in. "That whole thing was exhausting. The last thing I want to do is clean this mess." She's got a point, you need to relax a bit but that's gonna be a problem here. Still, it needs to get done somehow. What do?>Clean Apartment (Roll 1D20 for cleaning success)>Blow it off and go out to eat>Flirt with Tessa (Write in your best line)>Flirt with Vanessa (Write in your best line)>Write in
>>3785627>Write inSniff Vanessa's knee caps
>>3785630Backing this. Let's take a deep whiff
>>3785630and then quickly smell Tessa's
>>3785627>Clean apartmentjust get rid of the doll, everything else stays.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>3785642Ah fuck wrong area to post that
>>3785627>Write inFix the robot to clean the apartment
>>3785627>Ask girls if any of them have [Hacking 3] and [Cybertronic Mastery 2] If not>See about purchasing a repair service to fix Katya Strovenia bot
>>3785642I support cleaning but dont get our doll outAlso, no snifging you fucks, that will get a minus in affection
>>3785642Change to this and this>>3785648But don't throw away our bot
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>3785627>Clean ApartmentI rolled 2 1s last thread, lets hope this isnt the third.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>clean up, but don't get rid of the bot.Also >>3785648 but without buying the repair service for now.That sniffing thing is no good.
Oh yeah no sniffing for mine.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>3785627>Clean upAnd this >>3785648No sniffing
sniffyou know you wanna getsal ittle sniff oh yeahs cmon nyoulittel fuckin onionbaby Mmjm yeah espicially tess a leemme get w hifffff
>Clean - 20 Oh hell yeah, you tidy up real good. You even stuff the busted Katya Strovenia neatly into the corner. You should get her fixed up, she'll be pretty useful! Unfortunately you haven't got the CYBERNETIC MASTERY or HACKING skill to do it (Yours are 1 and 2 respectively.) You can purchase more skills through your HDD (green wrist holo thingy), or hire a technician to do it. Doing it yourself would require a roll, a technician will do it properly for sure. >Consider sniffing those alluring goth sister kneecapsYou think about it, maybe when your [AFFECTION] is higher. Speaking of which, rescuing Tessa's sister landed you a hefty 5 Affection points, raising your total to 15/100! Your relationship is now [CORDIAL]. Now might be a great chance to ask her out to eat for a casual, low stakes [DATE].So what do?>Look at upgrade menu / Technitian Prices>Ask Tessa out to eat>Stare at Vanessa's thigh gap>Get trashed on Titos with the girls>Write in
>>3785627We should consider getting a new apartment, or look for a cool cyberpunk way to add rooms or expand the main room. It's getting pretty cramped with three people and a robot here.
>>3785627Give a once over on the current females and female shaped objects in your apartment. IS that Russian sex bot in yet?
>>3785693>Look at upgrade menu / Technitian Prices
>>3785693Stare at tessa's kneecaps
>>3785693>Ask Tessa out to eatMaybe talk about her other sisters and getting a bigger place.
>>3785693>Get trashed on Titos with the girls
>UpgradesYou pop open a Motts and check what upgrades you can get. Remember that you've got 1200 Credits and two tokens that can upgrade any of your level 2 skills to level 3.Class Skills available:lvl 3 Combatlvl 3 Swordlvl 3 Gunlvl 3 Dexlvl 3 HackingEach of these cost 1000 Credits (Or one of the tokens).You can purchase level 2 of pretty much any other skill you can think of for 500 credits. That means to get [CYBERNETIC MASTER LVL 2] to fix the robot, it's 500 bones plus 1000 (Or a token) into your hacking. Or you might want to prioritize your combat skills. Or something else! Maybe write in something weird that you want to be able to do proficiently. You also check Russian Girl-Bot repair prices - looks like that would run you a cool 2k. You can't even afford it yet! ALSO. Don't forget that you need credits for any other [STUFF] you want. Damn, managing credits is a fucking hassle. You need to find a way to get rich so you can move out of this tin-can apartment. You mentally jot that down on your to-do list.ANYWAY, what buy?>Roll 1D100 and write in your purchase option. Highest roll is what we go with.
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>3785756>Cybernetics Master Lv 2! We need as many potential holes as possible!
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>3785756>Lvl 3 SwordWhile you were hacking sexbots, I was studying the way of the blade.
>>3785756OP you forgot to add GF'S ABS!
>>3785769Oh yeah, see if we can sneak a peek at Tessa'a ABS!
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>3785756>lvl 3 Hacking
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>3785756Buy cyber 2Spend token on sword 3 and hacking 3
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>3785773This
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>3785773Supporting>>3785769This is very imporant
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>3785756Supporting >>3785773
>>3785756>buy Cybernetic Master Lvl 2>spend token on Cybernetic Master lvl 3>spend token on level 3 CombatIf we fix up the Katja, we can have her fill out surveys for us to net a steady income supply.
>>3785788>>3785780>>3785775>>3785773So, adding up we got 219?
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>3785798
>>3785805>>3785798Dude, I assume you fucked up while writing but if we spend the token and buy cyber but do nothing with hackijg we won't be able to fix the bot
>>3785813Right, I meant Hacking 3
>>3785818>Remember that you've got 1200 Credits and two tokens that can upgrade any of your level 2 skills to level 3.>any of your LEVEL 2 skills to level 3.It doesn't seem as though you can skip from 1 to 3. Again, you're right, I meant Hacking 3, not Cybernetic Master 3. >>3785817Cool your jets.
>>3785798>>3785805You get distracted by your GF's budding abdominal muscles. Another workout session and you're going to have one Goverment Issued Hardbody-Big Titty Goth GF. The very notion gives you a [BONER].Anyway you fuck up and buy the wrong skills, bringing your COMBAT skill and CYBERNETIC MASTERY to 3 each.Not only will cybernetic mastery help you repair prosthetics and androids, it could also be helpful when battling androids or humans with enhancements. Sweet! But don't worry, you can still try to fix Katya Strovenia - It's just gonna be harder. What do?>Try to fix Katya>Ask Tessa out to eat>Chillax to Hentai>Write in
>>3785826Ask Tessa out to eat
>>3785826Retcoooon the anon fixed his post here>>3785817>Ask Tessa out to eatWe can fix the bot before sleeping, lets invite her put before she decides to retire for the night
>>3785826>Chillax to Hentai
>>3785826>>Ask Tessa out to eat
>>3785826Well shit, my bad. I tried to fix it.>Try to fix Katya
>>3785826>Chillax to Hentai>Invite the girls to join.
>>3785826>Ask Tessa out to eat
>>3785826>Ask Tessa out to eat>those ab lineHgnnnnnnnnnA date? Nooooooo, no way. Just an informal meal to see how she is doing, she just got a sis back
>>3785826You did not let me down Ask both girls to eat
>Ask Tessa out to eatYou do that."I'm pretty beat, but I really do need to eat something. And getting out of the apartment after all that cleaning does sound nice. Do you know a good place nearby?"Damn, she does look tired. Hastily drawn, even.Well, do you know a good place nearby?Where go?>Chinese Food>Weird Cyber Food Pill Place>Dennys... those are about the only places you go. The city is full of stuff but you usually just order through the tube.Anyway, PICK ONE!
>>3785878>DennysThose tiddies need sustenance
>>3785878>>DennysGet some carbs in her system for extra softness.
>>3785880>>3785883>>3785889sounds in characterbut >>3785885 is rightchoices choices
Would you denie your gf this?Dennys
>Dennys"What? Awesome! That place is my favorite!"Score.Before heading out you check with Vanessa, like a gentleman. She assures you that she's not very hungry and is just gonna relax. Nice, you're sure nothing bad will come of leaving this strange woman in your apartment. You head out with Tessa, walking down to the nearest HYPERTUBE that will take you straight to the fine dining establishment known as DENNYS. On the way there you realise there's an awkward silence. Uh oh... you forgot to put any points into your TALK TO GIRLS skill. Oh well, fake it til you make it, right? What topic of conversation do you want to bring up with this girl while you walk? Remember to keep it light, you're both trying to relax here. Easy tiger, you've got this!What say? (or do)>Write in
>>3785946>Ask about sisters. Bitches love it when you want to know more about them.>fight the urge to ogle her tiddy while she talks
>>3785946So you know Dennys? How the hell I never saw you there? I would remember you for sure, what's your favorite?
>>3785958Dennys is a chain, idiot.>>3785956Seconding.
>>3785958ThisThe sisters may be a tought subject right now since most are still imprisioned.Keep it lightAfter that question about the restaurant let's talk about music, she had some sweet posters up in the bedroom
>>3785961Is it? I'll need qm confirmationIt sounded like a roadside dinner for me
>>3785965Denny's is a relatively shitty chain of American diners.
>>3785946So, are you and Vanessa sisters by blood or coven?How'd you guys get the attention of ALLCO, anyway?Listen, we're going to have to do some paying work so we can afford an apartment that can fit you, your sisters, and me, so that nobody will end up sleeping in the bathroom. Do you and Vanessa have any previous work experience?
>>3785967Well, supress the coment about seeing her there and ask her favorite then, along with this>>3785962
>>3785965>>3785967At least it's not Waffle House...
>>3785967Shitty and overly expensive for the quality they have. The only benefit usually is that its not Waffle House when its 3am.
>Talk about foodYou ask her what her favorite thing to get from DENNYS is."Oh, that's gotta be a fresh hot MOONS OVER MY HAMMY®. Classic ham and scrambled egg sandwich with Swiss and processed Canadian cheeses on grilled sourdough. Served with hash browns!"Damn that does sound good. You're almost there... If you can come up with just ONE MORE successful topic of conversation you'll be in the clear. One more time - What talk?>Write in
>>3786037Do they have a jukebox in there?Ask about music, tell her about the last time we were there and what qould she pick to play.Remember LIGHT topics, no sisters or plans for the future
>>3786037While her family is a sore spot, I wasn't lying about her probably like us asking to know more about her, so ask what she plans to do with her powers.KEEP. EYES. OFF. TITS!
>>3786037Ask about her sister.I bet she feels better now that shes back?
>>3786043I've never been to a Denny's that has a jukebox
>>3786037Talk about her upgrades
>>3786043ThisComment on her posters, exchange music tips since we liked her choices when we visited the bedroom
>>3786037>Do you actually have to make deals with demons?
>>3786061You are ruining my image of wholesome american dinnersFuture dannys has one I'm sure.....right?
>Ask about her sister"Oh, Vanessa? I'm really relieved that she's safe, although I'd be lying if I said she was the one I was most worried about. I don't know if you noticed but even though she's a bit of a ditz she can really take care of herself. Her Attack boosting magic is seriously strong! Not that mine isn't, but I'm more of a support type, ya know? I really need a good partner for the best results." Noted.You both pop in the HYPERTUBE and are at the DENNYS in no time flat. Nothing left to do now but go in and order! You're pretty sure she'll be getting that Moons over whatever, but what are YOU going to get?What order?>Write in suitable selection from an official Denny's™ menu----------Last post for the night! Tomorrow - Dinner with your big titty goth girlfriend!
>>3786108>Moons over my hammyIts their best item desu
>>3786108>Lumberjack Slam>Double Chocolate Pancake Puppies to split for dessert.>Bring something back for Vanessa
>>3786110this and a desert to split
>>3786108>get the kids meal for yourself and a burger for tessa
>>3786108>>Moons over my hammythis and a desert to split
>>3786108Grand Slam Slugger with black coffee
This is Critical Anon from last thread. Sad I missed the start of this one. Hurrah for GF!>>3786108All American Slam
>>3786108>Moons over my Hammy>Big Dick Donuts (BDD)
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>3786373
>>3786115This anon knows what's up. Supporting.
>>3786115Fuck it, support. As a Bong I've not the slightest clue what Denny's even has, and from the way anons are describing it I'm not overly eager to find out.
>>3786737Imagine a restaurant chain in America that sells Americanized, semiprocessed versions of all the boring traditional breakfast food you have access to, resplite with an atmosphere that feels like the idea of a 50s diner but now it’s been steeped for 70 years in cigarette smoke, broken dreams, and people who never got out of the dead-ends they encountered. That’s Denny’s.
>>3786857That sounds like the american dream alright. I had spaghetti there once and some of it was undercooked
>>3785826What affection level do we have to be for her to grab our head and grind it against her sweaty abs like a cheese grater?
>>3786876And guess what? It’s still considered a step up from Waffle House.
>>3786910Yeah, I’d definitely take Denny’s over Waffle House or Huddle Hut or any of those other 24hr breakfast cafe places. No hesitation.
>>3786108>Country-fried steak w/ gravy and mashed potatoes on the side.>Bring something for Vanessa, too.I don't know what the fuck Denny's you guys are going to, but the one by my house is great.Remember that chains are almost never consistent in terms of quality.
>>3787013It’s just that you’re a trash person so it tastes and seems great to you
>>3786935The only benefit to Waffle House is that there is always one somewhere. Its great when you are going across state, there is no Denny's in site and its 3 in the morning.
>>3787013>>3787102>>3786857Also they seem to hate minorities according to Wikipedia.
>>3787013I don't think vanessa will like anything from Dennys, but maybe if we bring something we can get some points with Tessa for helping her take care of her insane and bitchy sister
I hope we get a session tonight. Its after hours at work and I'm bored af rn
It would seem dinner is gonna have to wait
>Lumberjack Slam + Black CoffeeYou order the usual, Tessa gets her beloved Moons Over My Hammy®.You can worry about desert later, and you'll make sure to grab something to bring back to Vanessa just in case. Great job ordering your food! Now you just have to get through a meal without making a fool of yourself in front of your girlfriend. That shouldn't be too hard, should it? How Behave?>Eat in silence>Flirt - chance at bonus affection (Roll 1D100 - will average first 3 rolls) >Write in
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>3790118>Flirt - chance at bonus affection (Roll 1D100 - will average first 3 rolls) Observe.
>>3790118>eat in silence
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>3790118>Flirt - chance at bonus affection (Roll 1D100 - will average first 3 rolls)Time to tank the average.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>3790118>>Flirt - chance at bonus affection (Roll 1D100 - will average first 3 rolls)Lets do it
>>3790118>Worry about desert. It is dry and growing.
>>3790118we made a good team back there, your magic is really awesome
>FlirtYou fail your flirt roll, but not that badly. Fortunately Tessa seems pretty absorbed in her Moons Over My Hammy® and misses your cringe. Tessa is cute. Cute!Man, you really don't want to bone this one up, and things are going pretty much OK.You call over the waitress and order a to-go meal for Vanessa,You've got one last chance to impress your girlfriend by ordering a desert she'll like without even asking. Time for a fucking guessing game, big guy. Do you think She'll like:>Chocolate Lava Cake>Caramel Apple Pie Crisp>New York Style Cheesecake>Or Write in something else I guess
>>3790211>>Caramel Apple Pie Crispis she a sweet tooth?
>>3790211>Chocolate Lava CakeChocolate is the one thing literally any woman likes.
>>3790221we do have to talk about that whisper magic and that we made a nice team
>>3790211>>Chocolate Lava Cake
>>3790211>You've got one last chance to impress your girlfriend by ordering a desert she'll like without even asking. Time for a fucking guessing game, big guy. Fuck. Were there any hints from previous conversations?
>>3790223>>3790227BINGO! You see her eyes light up when you order her favorite. Clearly you used your [BIG BRAIN] to deduce that the dark chocolate relates to her goth nature, and that the hefty scoop of vanilla not only represents her pale complexion but her massive tiddy attribute. It makes TOTAL SENSE!You two split one and enjoy it very much. You had a good date! The date itself landed you +2 Affection points, plus your desert choice got you +1 more leaving you at 18/100 Affection. ANYWAY, it's getting late so you'd better get home.But... Your affection has been steadily creeping higher. She seems to enjoy, if not at least tolerate your presence as her boyfriend. Do you think it might be time to cross that ultimate taboo line and... [HOLD HANDS]...?>Walk home like normal>Go for the perverted, filthy [HAND HOLD] (Roll 1D100)>Write in
>>3790254>Write inGo for the safer but still very intimate [Arm Link Rest] by offering our armTalk about stuff on the way back
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>3790254>>Go for the perverted, filthy [HAND HOLD] (Roll 1D100)Go big or go home desu
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>3790254>>Go for the perverted, filthy [HAND HOLD] (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3790254>>Go for the perverted, filthy [HAND HOLD] (Roll 1D100)
>>3790282>>3790269Ooooh nice! Doubles!
>>3790269>>3790282Do we get a bonus for rolling the same thing twice in best of three rolls?
>Hold HandsYou reach out. She takes your hand in hers. It's warm, and nice. The crowded, noisy cyberpunk city doesn't seem so awful....(1/2)
>>3790345>Get homeYou walk into your apartment and WHAT IN THE FUCK."Oh hey! I cleaned up a bit. And moves some stuff. And painted everything." Vanessa greets you cheerfully.Wow, she really went ahead and fucked up your whole world. WHERE ARE YOUR HENTAI POSTERS!? "Listen, I like the hentai posters (A lot), but this whole place was dusty and gross. It's better now." Hmm...How React?>Mad>Happy>Don't Care>Write in
>>3790352>Distraught, and Dishonored
>>3790352Give them backLook, I know you guys are going thorugh some tough stuff but seriously, I need at least a corner here to call my own and express myself.Choose our favorite poater and put it back up
>>3790352>>Write in>I'd be more fine with it if the hentai posters were still around. Or at least new hentai posters
>>3790352>While I appreciate you cleaning up more, and the Eva poster DOES have it's charm, I would've loved to have discussed this and not just have my room messed with without my know. Now if you don't want me getting mad, where'd you put my hentai posters?
>Patiently request for the return of your beloved Hentai Posters"Oh, um. Those went up in that big tube thing. You know, the one that sucks up all the trash?" Oh boy. Stay calm now. Eaaaasy. EASY. What do?>Attack>Forgive>Hold Secret Vendetta for the rest of the quest>Write in
>>3790426>>ForgiveAs long as you don't do something like this again, it'll be fine.
>>3790426>Forgive to her face>Cry like the sad otaku you are when she goes to bed tonight and you're sure she's asleep
>>3790426>>ForgiveFffffine. She owes us replacements someday though.
>>3790435this but REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE into your body pillow. That is if you still have one
>>3790426>Try not to cry>Cry a whole lot
>>3790426>Write in>you owe us new onesGuys, don't let it go, or else this shitstain of a sister-in-law will do it again
>>3790445Pretty sure she'll do it again regardless of how much we tell her not to.
You keep you chill and tell her it's fine, this time.But you're going to need to let out a serious REE into your body pillow. Yoko is going to get a workout tonight. Wait. Where's Yoko?......>Freakout>Calmly ask where your body pillow is>Threaten to make a body pillow out of Vanessa if she doesn't hand over Yoko>Write in
>>3790470>>Calmly ask where your body pillow is
>>3790470>>Threaten to make a body pillow out of Vanessa if she doesn't hand over Yoko
>>3790470>"Calmly" ask where your body pillow is>Start panicking as you realize what happened
>>3790470>Die inside>Pick a corner to sulk in
>>3790470>Threaten to make a body pillow out of Vanessa if she doesn't hand over YokoTime to put our foot down
>>3790470>Calmly ask her where your body pillow is>>3790480>>3790487threatening to harm her sister is a good way to lower affection points.
>>3790499being a little shit that let's that fucker walk over us is a good way to lose respect points
>>3790511We can be respectful without threatening to disembowel her
>calmly ask where the body pillow is
>Threaten to make a body pillow out of her"Ara Ara, Mister Spanner... I didn't know you could be so assertive." She leans in close. "Maybe next time Tessa isn't around you can go ahead and stuff me." uh. Wow. You are properly scare-roused. She snaps right back into her ditzy persona."Oh, don't worry about that. I put your pillow and cot in the bathroom so you could have some privacy..."(1/2)
>>3790530Oh wait she's crazy that's right, of course a threat would be a turn on.
>(2/2)Welp, there's the old girl. And you guess this is your room for now. Whatever you're fuckin beat, it's time to pass out. When do you want to get up?>Wake up early>Sleep in a bit to be well rested>Stay awake taking your frustrations out on Yoko>Write in---------Last post for the night!
>>3790539>Sleep in a bit to be well rested
>>3790539>>Stay awake taking your frustrations out on Yoko
>>3790539>>Sleep in a bit to be well restedtwo reasons1 Yoko doesn't deserve to suffer for shitstain sister-in-law sins2 if we stay in the chances of getting Tessa while she comes to the bathroom in the morning are higher
>>3790539>Give the schmuck who has to watch the bathroom camera a couple of halfhearted helicopter twirls, then flop into our cot and pass out
>>3790551See, this man is smart. Supporting
>>3790539Yoko is innocent>Wake up earlyThis will definitely lead to something awkward, so we should do it
>>3790539>Wake up early
>>3790352Oh hey Rei figurine is new innit. RIP meat popsicle though
>>3790539She just replaced our stuff with her stuff!That's a dick move especially since SHES the guest! She ought to share the room with her sister.
>>3791201Yeah but she also took out our trash...Wait wasn’t that trashbag actually our stuff?
>>3791201>>3791218A suitable punishment for her will be making her our personal maid. Her first act as maid will be getting us new stuff.
>>3791227"Ara ara, Mister Spanner~"I disagree, we should probably leave her alone if we know what's good for us
>>3791236Yeah, she’s kinda sorta a crazy witch with demon powers and giant scythe
>>3791201>he thinks anons will have the balls to lash out at a girl
>>3792081Motherfucker, if they hurt Yoko, I am inclined to write in kill the bitch at the end of every post
>>3792081>pink boy thinks we aren't autistic enough to do so without realizing we did.
>Sleep inYou decide to rest up. You spend an extra hour or so in Yoko's sweet, musky embrace. She could really use a trip the the dry cleaner.Waking up, you find the bathroom filled with steam and the shower running. Oh, one of the girls is in there... SCORE. You can only make out so much from he fogged up glass, but you know you want to see more... although that might be rather ungentlemanly. What do?>Open the shower door>Wipe away some of the fog>Reach a hand inside>Respectfully exit the bathroom>Write in
>>3792505>Respectfully exit the bathroom"Don't stick it in the crazy, beer can make your judgment hazyShe may be good in bed, but she's not right in the headSo don't stick it in the crazy"
>>3792505>Pretend to be asleep and try to sneak a peek once they exit the shower.
>>3792505>Write inI don't know if bathroom plumbing actually works this way, but if the memes are true then FLUSHING THE TOILET should make cold water come out from the shower. Our excuse will be flushing away the morning piss, then...>Open the shower door>Get on the floor>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>>3792505>Respectfully exit bathroom
>>3792528This would be barely noticeable.>Just say good morning. Keep it simple for now.
>>3792505>Respectfully exit the bathroomThis could be Vanessa, not Tessa, and we DON’T wanna get lose any relationship points.
>>3792505>Wipe away some of the fogGood to see who it is first
>>3792505>Wipe away some of the fog
>>3792544Based on the silhouette it's Vanessa, but QuestMaster might be misdirecting us.
>>3792522Smart, this>>3792544>>3792552It's Myshta
>>3792505>Wipe away some of the fogAT FACE LEVEL, no more.Say "Good morning"And then decide what to do next based on who it is
>>3792505>Respectfully exit the bathroom
>>3792563God I hope it is.>>3792505>Reach a hand inside
>>3792528>Flush the toilet.
>Pretend to be asleep and try to sneak a peek once they exit the shower.You sly dog. If you just pretend to be sleeping it's not like you're perving on her at all. Totally in the clear.The shower water cuts off and you feel your heartbeat quicken. Wet steps out of the shower... With a sly peek from your eye you spy some pale white cheeks. Dat. Fuckin. Ass.Hell, she's your girlfriend... certainly she wouldn't mind a little squeeze?>Squeeze Da Butt>Compliment pale roundness>Keep pretending>Write in
>>3792608>>Keep pretendingNo squeezing until we confirm girlfriend status.
>>3792608>Keep pretendingJust close your eyes.
>>3792608>>Compliment pale roundnessit's clearly our buddy Myshkaand, IF it's our girlfriend she chose to get in here while we were asleep
>>3792608>Compliment pale roundness
>>3792608>Keep pretendingFall not for the Bait. OP wants every character to fall in love with us except for Tessa.
>>3792608>Compliment pale roundnessPussyfooting and being a coward is what kill quests
>>3792608>Keep pretending>Write inUse Yoko to cover your inevitable boner!
>>3792608I'll be legitimately surprised if it isn't Myshka>>Compliment pale roundness
>>3792608>Compliment pale roundnessOf course.Myshta will appreciate it.
We just need to close our eyes.
>>3792608>>Keep pretending>she's your girlfriendI don't believe you
>>3792608>lovehandlesConfirmed Myshka>Bro SlapNo homo!
>>3792608Compliment pale roundness
>>3792653Exactly what I was thinking.
>>3792608>Keep pretendingNo way it's any of the girls. They would have kicked us out before using the bathroom.
even if it's not the girls, what's the harm in complimenting?
>>3792681This. You can't go wrong.
>>3792681even if it's not a girl?
>>3792681A scythe shoved up our ass for one.
>>3792608>>Compliment pale roundnessNow this step is very important, act like you're just waking up. "This is a fine way to start the day."
>>3792685>love handles>anywhere on Vanessathat chick is a compleate skeleton, it's either or buddy or Tessa and both deserve a compliment
>>3792688Vanessa's kooky enough to do it even if it wasn't her ass we were complementing.
>>3792695we owe shit to her, she is not even our boyfriend, let's not be scared shitless of that shitstain please
>>3792704btw, I said boyfriend because I bet she has a cockyou heard here first
>>3792704>she is not even our boyfriend>our boyfriend>boyfriendAnon, I...
>>3792704I care more about not getting hit in the dick with a scythe, anon.>she is not even our boyfriend...Yet...
>>3792706>just one cock
>Keep PretendingYou make like a sleepy boy and cuddle up to Yoko."You know... you can stop pretending. Hell, I don't even care if you look."Oh shit, it's Vanessa. Who could have possibly seen this coming? Talk about an awkward situation. Wait did she just say you could look? Well if that's the case... She's got a fit body with basically no tiddy to speak of - but her butt is certainly a selling point. Hey! What are you doing!? This is your girlfriend's deranged sister! Besides, Tessa is probably right-"Tessa went for a walk. So what are you gonna do, big guy? Didn't you want to punish me for messing up your apartment?"Woah boy. Woah mama. This is weird. What do?>Forgive her, excuse yourself from the situation>PUNISHMENT TIME>Tell her to get out, you need to piss>Write in
>>3792726>Give headpat, smirk, and walk out.Deliver the DESTRUCTION.
>>3792726>Write in>Give her a hard slap on the ass as a punishment and leave it at that.
>>3792726Thi... this is a blue board isn't it?
>>3792726>>Forgive her, excuse yourself from the situationSorry, V, but I'm still aiming for Tessa's jumbo jubblies.
>>3792726>>Tell her to get out, you need to pissThis is a clasic anime situation dudesshe is actually in love with Tessa, and tries to fuck all of Tessa's boyfriends to prove that they are no good and get them away from her precious sisterget away from the shit tier girl
>>3792728This.She's not in control here. We are.
>>3792738and wherever we go, take Yoko with us, don't leave her alone with this freak
>>3792741Actually you know what, yes. Despite this probably being an accidental/late post, it's still great. YES.
>>3792726>Get real close, pin her against a wall, start to pet her face and give er a a deep look in her eyes>lean into her face, tilting your head like your ready to kiss.>swerve to her ear instead and whisper"Okay, I'll get some more and you'll foot the bill.>Toss her soggy ass out"Now give me some privacy I need to take a leak."
>>3792726Its a trap, shes a HE!>>3792730Do this.
>>3792726>Tell her to get out, you need to pissTime to take a piss!
>>3792726>Tell her to get out, you need to piss
>>3792726>be honest,be direct>''i would fuck your brain out if wasnt for tessa,so thanks for the view,but netorate isnt my thing''>ask her what she want for breakfast
>>3792750>Its a trap, shes a HE!>inb4 the trap is bigger
>>3792781knowing how crazy that girl is,if you get at a level of mutual trust between you,her and tessa,a threesome would be highly probable
>>3792792Maybe, but then again. It is still a maybe
>Vanessa get out, I'm pissYou tell the flat bimbo to beat it."This isn't over, you know." She says. She slaps her big round ass and marches out. Jesus Christ! You have an incredibly HARD time getting that morning pee out.ANYWAY. You finish up and head out where Tessa greets you, back from her walk.Alright, time to get to work doing... something. The world is your oyster, but you do have a few things on the agenda. What do?>Attempt to fix Katya Strovenia (Roll 1D100)>Call Myshta to see if he has information on another sister>Try to find a better job / way to make money>Write in
>>3792796>>Try to find a better job / way to make moneywe still don't have the proper skill to fix the bot because anon fucked up buying them
>>3792796>>Try to find a better job / way to make moneyWe need to get a bigger place, and soon.
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>3792796>Attempt to fix Katya Strovenia
>>3792796>Attempt to fix Katya Strovenia (Roll 1D100)She can guard our apartment from psycho bitch wrecking things.Also combat support. Get her a gun or something.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>3792796>Attempt to fix Katya Strovenia
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>3792796>>3792808
>>3792801>>Try to find a better job / way to make moneysupportmin-maxing for the winmaybe try to practive hand-to-hand combat with tessa and her sister?
>>3792815Don't rush me I like to time my rolls.Now i'm 3 seconds off.
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>3792796>Attempt to fix Katya Strovenia (Roll 1D100)
>>3792796>Try to find a better job / way to make moneyDON'T fix the robot yet, we don't have hacking 3Unvite Tessa along, her magic can be useful to make moneyWe go play poker and she whispers our oponents card to us
>>3792796>Try to find a better job / way to make moneyWe REALLY could use a new job.
>>3792796>Try to find a better job / way to make money
>>3792823Making enemies speedrun (TAS) [You are the tool]>>3792826+1
>>3792823But if we fix the bot, we can get her to work for us for EXTRA dosh
The REAL bathroom situation BathSalts DIDN'T want you to SEE
>>3792838It's so beautiful>Fix Katya StroveniaAlright let's just get this thing done with real quick. Your rolls on average are.. OK.Getting to work, you start stripping her down and moving bits around. A little trim here, fix up the ears... cover up that wonky eye....And a wardrobe change you guess? Yeah this is better...Finishing up, you wipe the sweat from your brow and take a look at your work.Oh. Oh no. How did it? No. NO!>Initiating [BEST GIRL] protocol(1/2)
>>3792873Inb4 Robo Yoko
>>3792873>KATYASTROVENIAAHHHH FUCK. YOU FUCKED IT. YOU FUCKED IT UP. It's GOD DAMN CATASTROVANIA. AAAAAA.Well this is unexpected. What do with this thing?>Directly into the trash>Keep her around>Scrap for parts>Write in
>>3792879>Soooo, what can you do? Anything....people will pay for?
>>3792879>Directly into the trashNothing good can come from this. Let's banish it (and have a nemesis for later)
>>3792879>Write inThis bears investigating, ask who...what it is and it's purpose. Impress upon it that we're their master
>>3792879Uuuuh, we can update her as we get more skilled... probably. We have a maid now though!
>>3792879>Soooo, what can you do?We need to know if it has any useful functions before we even contemplate dumping it.
>>3792879>>Keep her aroundThis is why you don't roll with your vote.Now suffer with the rest of us.
>>3792879Why do her fingers have Achromachia.
>>3792882>>3792885>>3792889These should fall under [keep her around].
>>3792888+1 Very reasonable.
>>3792879>>Scrap for parts
>>3792879>>Keep her around
>>3792879>Directly into the trash
>>3792879>Scrap for parts
>>3792879Switching >>3792889 to >>3792902.
>>3792879>Keep her around>Write inFactory reset button
>>3792879>>Scrap for partsWelp, here goes a perfectly normal sexbot
>>3792879>Keep her around
>Keep her aroundYou can't help but feel like this is a mistake. She's clearly devoid of value. You show some mercy by not immediately launching her away in THE TUBE, but make a mental rule that if she steps out of line it's a one way ticket to a cyberpunk trashheap.You ask this.. thing... it's name."Catastrovania Strifaust Morituros IX!" She strikes a cringy pose and pronounces the roman numeral instead of just saying 'ninth'. Jesu christo what a mess.You ask her if she's good at anything. She tries to tell you her PSYCHOMETRIC EYE is connected to a vast network of spies within ALLCO, and that she has information that could determine your very fate!!!! But you know that's not true. It's just a wonked out android eye, you tried fixing it yourself. Your dumbass robot has a bad case of the chuuni. What do?>Believe in her power>Into the trash chute>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive income>Write in------Last post for tonight!
>>3792944>Into the trash chute.
>>3792944>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive income
>>3792944>Believe in her powerChuunibot is cute, her endearing incompetence will be good for morale.
>>3792944She's cute! She's chuuni! She's bullyable!>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive incomemake her wageslave in our place....for now while we figure out what else we can use her for
>>3792944>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive income"Hey, Vanessa! I found you a new thing to play power games with!"
>>3792944>>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive incomeWe can eventually upgrade her frame to her original specs.We're keeping the chuuni programming, though.
>>3792944What happened to our old tablet?What happens if we get two workstation tablets? Could we theoretically double our income?
>>3792944>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive incomeMake her write a quest. A minecraft quest.
>>3792964>>3792965>>3792967Remember that our job is filling out surveys. We're going to get visited by Cyberpunk NSA for repeatedly threatening to curse the Cyber-President.
>>3792973...we have a President?
>>3792944>>Believe in her power
>>3792944>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive incomeThreaten with chute if she can't keep up a good income.
>>3792980I think its a Chairperson
>>3792944>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive incomeEven a chuuni can fill out a survey! I'm sure there are plenty of chuunis in ALLCO land.
>>3792980Kingadenthalf presidenthalf kingall ego
>>3793031>not PresikingThat isn't very DC of you.
>>3793036he wuz kangz
>>3793031No, we're in a dystopian hellscape ruled by megacorps, we're obviously dealing with a CPO, Chief Presidential Officer.
>>3793036Actually I remember seeing Kingadent in a flash game I played like eight years ago.It had giant robots too ;pToo bad I can't really remember the name.
>>3793043CKO.Chief Kingadential Officer.
>>3793050Cheeky Fink Oven
>>3793056Cheese Fudge Ovipositor
>>3793046MechQuest.You're thinking of MechQuest, which was made by the guys behind AdventureQuest and DragonFable.
>>3793100Hey thanks buddy. That's absolutely correct.
>>3792879Oh noooo, she looks like a disabled puppy. That’s perfectly within that territory where it’s a bad scene to keep her but you’re gonna feel like shit if you dump her... even if she’s a robot
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>3792944>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive income>"If you do a good job you might get a headpat"
>>3793609Why did you roll unprompted?
>>3792944>Into the trash chute
>>3792944>Believe in her power>Put her to work at your tablet to earn passive income
>>3793621The "roll along with the option" is shit, finding work clearly had more votes but because some stupid anons decided to roll the qm went with their optionRolls should only count after the option is decided desu
I wonder, if 18 affection is handholding, I wonder if 100 is heart-pupils territory?
>>3792944Damnit I love her>Believe in her power
>>3794057I mean can we try "Test Her Power" instead? Like something small first thing first.
>>3794157Sure, why not
>Put her to workMight as well try to get something of value out of her. You set her up with your tablet and tell her how to fill out the surveys. It's a mindless task, certainly even SHE could do this. She promises to work her hardest, and tells you that she's very afraid of being thrown away. You leverage that by telling her that if she doesn't get you a raise she's going straight up the TUBE. You bully!Ok now that that's settled you can get on with the rest of your day. Since Catastrovania is pulling in the cash you can focus on self improvement, sister rescue, or just fuck around if you want. Hey, this is working out pretty nicely!What do?>Call Myshta to ask if he got any more information on the sisters>Call Myshta to just hang out>Train in the [STREET SAMURAI] arts>Hang out with your girlfriend (Write in something to do)>Write in
>>3794472>>Write inFind shadowrunning work. Catastrovania might be doing surveys for dosh, but we need money for a bigger apartment.
>>3794472Ok lets get ready >Train in the [STREET SAMURAI] artsAllso could we make this another workout?
>>3794472>>Hang out with your girlfriend (Write in something to do)help us trainwe should train together to increase bond and unlock DOUBLE COMBOS!
>>3794472>>Train in the [STREET SAMURAI] arts
>>3794472>Train in the [STREET SAMURAI] artse need to be able to hold our own against Wilson.
>>3794472>Train in the [STREET SAMURAI] arts
>>3794472>>3794478Switching to>[STREET SAMURAI]to avoid a tie.
>Train with GFYou are so fucking smart. Two birds, one stone! And maybe you'll get a little closer to being able to use [TANDEM ATTACKS] in combat. You both warm up and get ready to put in the hard work. Since you don't have the credits to just download new skills, you're gonna have to earn em the hard way. Physical training like this can earn you a point in any of the physical skills - Yes, even Gun.lvl 3 Combatlvl 2 Swordlvl 2 Gunlvl 2 DexSo here's the deal - Roll 1D100 to determine how successful your [TANDEM TRAINING] is. The first three rolls will be averaged.ALSO - Pick what to train:>Combat>Sword>Gun>Dex>Make up a new physical skill to earn>Write in
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>3794536>>Dex
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>3794536>SwordMake up a new physical skill to earn>Hand-to-Hand
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>3794536>>Sword>Dexone step closer to defined gf abs
>>3794536>DexThese rolls tho
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>3794536SwordDamn, gf is hot
>>3794536Is Stealth considered a physical skill? Otherwise sword
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>3794536>Combattotally not to see our gf bounce around. No, sir.
>>3794540>>3794542>>3794550Oof. Your training doesn't go too well and you don't develop any new skill levels. You roll so bad you even miss out on the bonus scene of Tessa stripping out of her sweaty workout clothes. But your time spent isn't entirely fruitless, you make some progress towards a level in DEX. Maybe next time you succeed at something flippy or dodgy you'll earn that level.Tessa goes to take a shower while you lay on the floor in defeat. You've got time to accomplish at least one more thing today.What do?>Call Myshta>Harass Catastrovania>See what Vanessa is doing>Peep on your GF>Write in
>>3794588Harass the cat
>>3794588>>Call Myshtalet's call our bro
>>3794542these rolls are pain
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>3794536>Combat
>>3794588>>Harass Catastrovaniastop wasting your time on that shit site Catastrovania
>>3794588>Call Myshtasee how the search for extra sisters are going.also do this scene:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txuWGoZF3ew
>>3794588can we clean those yellow spots on Yoko?
>>3794588Hey, we have our old tablet still, right? The one that broke? Are we skilled enough to fix it?>>attempt to fix crummy old tablet
>>3794610To resell or what?
>Check for old tabletLooks like it went up the tube with the rest of your stuff Vanessa threw away. God DAMNIT. You really hope nobody gets a hold of your browser history.>Call Myshta You call up the big man to see what's up. He picks up and ... wow that's one big hunk of Soviet Beef! And damn he's got scars all over him..."Ah, Good afternoon Spanner! I just got out of shower and was reapplying bandage. But fret not- I've been working hard on finding those sisters. I found something that might be of interest of you. That is why you called, no?"Uh... why DID you call?Why call?>Ask about sister info>Compliment studly bod>Ask about scars>Ask to hang out>Write in
>>3794642>Ask about sister info>Compliment studly bodask for workout advice
>>3794642>>Ask about sister info>Write inSee if he can help us with Vanessa, he can help us by making a move on her and getting us rid of the psycho bitch, if it works out we can go on a double date
>>3794635Either resell or double our survey taking. Guess it's moot now, though.>>3794642>Ask about sister infoDo not ask for Vanessa help.
>>3794642>Ask about sister info
>>3794645Thos!We should set our bro up
>>3794642>Compliment studly bod>Ask about scars>Ask to hang outAll three, we called to see how he's doing. He's clearly recovering and in no state to join us on sister saving adventures, have some godamned comradeship guys. Bros > Hoes, especially after he took that massive hit for us
>>3794645don't make him jump on the grenade man. We gotta assert our dominance and fuck all the sisters
>>3794642>>Ask about sister info
>>3794672we can't leave our bro hangingand please dude, no harem route, we are not a complete shitnoozle, we a re man of taste and gigantic tits
You compliment his hot bod, and he appreciates it! "Trick for successful workout? Good rolls." God damnit.>Ask him for sister info"I believe the Katya bots have located the next sister, and it is as we feared - they've upped security. This sister is being held on the top floor of the ALLCO. South branch. It's not impossible but it's going to be swarming with security forces. This might call for a [STEALTH MISSION]." Ah geeze, what a pain. You're going to have to find a way to get to the top floor while (hopefully) remaining unnoticed. This is going to take a careful [PLAN], which you're going to need to come up with! It hurts your head just to think about it.Anyway, it's getting pretty late - you thank Myshta for his help and let him know that you're going to start working on the plan. So.. What do?>Study the building like a dork>Get drunk with the girls and spitball ideas>Make Catastrovania come up with the plan>Write in
What's the deadline, exactly?
>>3794714>Study the building like a dork with the girls and Catastrovania
>>3794714>>Get drunk with the girls and spitball ideasat least once try to rest our head on gf's lap
>>3794714>Study the building like a dork>Get drunk with the girls and spitball ideas>Make Catastrovania come up with the planChuuniCat will study the building plans and come up with something, while we get drunk to celebrate the sisters reunited!
>>3794718and when we are there, make sure to check those abs
>>3794714>>Get drunk with the girls and spitball ideas
>>3794714>Get drunk with the girls and spitball ideas"Hokay, we're gonna need a helicopter, some piloting lessons, black turtlenecks, pants, and balaclavas, a climbing kit, and an assault SMG with ammo."
>>3794714>Get drunk with Tessa only. >Let the cat and the creepy one study like the dorks they are while we do that.
>>3794730Agreed a 100%
>>3794714>Get drunk with the girls and spitball ideas
>>3794714Dress up like business people to get in
>>3794730change to this
>>3794714>Get drunk with the girls and spitball ideasBut yes this first
>Have drinks with just TessaGood idea. You of course don't count Catastrovania as a person, and Vanessa may be useful in some way but she really gives you some creepy stalker vibes. Not that you're totally into that, or anything.You pop open the Titos only to be joined by an uninvited Vanessa. She just BUTTS right in. UGH.Welp, time to drink your troubles away.How many shots do you do while discussing your plans to infiltrate a stronghold of your corporate overlords?>Write in how many shots - Roll 1D100>or write in to do something else
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>37947952 more than however many Tessa does.
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>3794795respectfully get up and sit beside our girlfriendthis girls is making me madhave as much as Tessa
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>3794795Fuck it, invite our mistake over as well.Five shots each per person, plus a beer back from your minifridge.
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>3794795OH DICE
>>3794802and rest our head on Tessa's lap
>>3794795>or write in to do something else>margarita slammers!
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>3794802ThisNice 69 roll! Maybe we get something with Tessa.The skinny bitch needs to die
>>3794803Keep the mistake out. Let's not be decadent. Make room for better characters.
>>3794802She's our gf's sister dude, SO's siblings are always protective and unwilling to give up their precious sibling up to some weird dude they just met
>>3794795>Ask the girls about how they ended up like this. Goes along any drinking we do. It's a nice time for it.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>3794795straight up lift her up and plop her somewhere else. Unless she somehow grows bigger tits than her sister RIGHT NOW, we ain't getting off on Vanessa until bedtime alone.Then drink.
>>3794811If she fucks up the forms or fucks up our paycheck, THEN we can punish her. Right now, this is the time where we pretend to give a shit in order to motivate her to do our job properly.
>>3794803agreed on bringing the mistake, instruct her to distract Vanessa
>>3794824Good idea. If she does a good enough job, we'll look into getting her an upgrade to her frame.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>3794795This >>3794824>>3794803
>>3794829If she does real good, we might be able to swipe some parts for her during the heist (on the way out of course)
>>3794795>or write in to do something elseTalk about boundaries.Stop throwing our shit away. Tessa is our gf, and your a friend of hers and a guest here. I would appreciate it if you did not do that in the future and consulted me especially if your to take over my work space which I need for work so we all don't get kicked out of the commie blocking housing to the curb.
>>3794875Good idea. Supporting.
>>3794802Nice.You maneuver around and manage to sit next to your girlfriend again.The drinks start coming and.. they don't stop coming. They really don't stop. You're trying to keep pace with these girls but Tessa is an absolute monster! HOW!?"Whoo!" She knocks back another shot and doesn't even wince. "When you've been the property of the government basically your whole life, you learn how to party." Damn, you guess so.Vanessa is a little less adept in the art of drinking, but still doing better then you.OK TIME TO TALK STRATEGY. Vanessa eyes the information you have about ALLCO. South. She smiles, which you get the feeling isn't good."Oh..." She says. I know you're thinking about like, a helicopter or grappling hooks or whatever but last time I checked your bank account it had 200 credits in it."When did she get access to your bank account? Oh boy. "So we're going to have to use what we've got, and judging by the layout o the building here they've got a lot of power right up front, they're stacked like Tessa here." "What's that supposed to mean?" Your big titty goth GF asks. Vanessa ignores her."So since they're pretty top heavy, it stands to reason that they don't have much going on in the rear. And I know all too well that Mr. Spanner likes the rear. Isn't that right?" Fortunately the moment she says that Tessa is busy throwing back another shot."What's it gonna be, Spanner? Go in the front, or the rear?" She gives you a devious wink. What plan?>Try to get in the front, somehow>Do it from behind>Write in
>>3794879>Doze off and land face first into Tessa's cleavage, thus choosing the front by default.
>>3794879>>Try to get in the front, somehowbig tits all the way, you have no chance vanessa
>>3794879>>Do it from behind
>>3794879>Try to get in the front, somehow
>>3794879>Write inYou cause a distraction in the front, while we go in from being thrown through a window by MyshtaOnce the coast is clear and the send guys to the front and top both Tessa and Myshta sneaks in from the rear.
>>3794879>Try to get in the front, somehowThe stinking slut thinks she can hold a candle to Tessa? Damn that girl is deludedGrab Tessa's waist as we request another shot from her
>>3794879>Try to get in the front, somehowWe found life already, and hometown is becoming a nuisance, fuck the easy way.
>>3794879Can we hack their tube system? Maybe go in as repairmen and then bust a move from inside
This is not about strategy at all is it?
>>3794881>>3794891Gonna switch to this since it actually sounds like a plan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5YNiCfWC3A>Resolve to go in the frontAs tactically sound as a rear entrance would be, you somehow feel that this choice has a little bit more meaning to it than presented.>>3794891Myshta Fastball Special>>3794897Tube HackingHey, NOW you're thinking. Or... somebody is thinking. You're so drunk you're not quite sure who said that. Or who's butt you grabbed... or who grabbed your butt? There's a lot of butt grabbing going on and the room is spinning and you fall over.You file away those plan ideas for tomorrow - you can ask Myshta if any of that can actually be accomplished. But for now... you black out! Wow. Here you thought you were a functional alcoholic and these two girls just drank you under the table. Maybe it's time to install an [IRON LIVER] augment. You did know you can buy augments off of your HDD, right?No choices now, just a dead hazy sleep.--------Last post for the night! Thanks for hanging out
>Dream about >>3792838
>>3794920>Roll over>Try not to puke>Puke a lot
>>3794951have the catbot clean it up.
>>3794920>Dream about Dark Past
Leave cat bot alone, she works hard
>>3795800She certainly has a hard time working.
>>3794920Wake up to the girls (and cat maid robot) snuggling you nude. Wake up to >>3792838. Wake up to your wife making breakfast while your kids run around and play with your other wives' kids. Wake up to a hangover and no cuddles... pinch cheek to confirm reality.
>>3795940Based and billyandmandypilled
>>3795505Also, support. Give us some background!
>>3795952So it's a nightmare then?
catastrovania:>tries to be a good girl and languishes for emotional closure with her creator and his friendprotagonist:https://youtu.be/OWPhg_eyv1s?t=6
>>3795505Support Lets see what bathsalts comes up with
>>3796056>expecting anons to think with anything but their dicks
>>3796082you can still fuck herprobably would blush a lot
>>3796082Motherfucker I feel with both my dick, as well as my heart
>>3796082we think with it, but it's a faithful dick for Tessa, ntr is worse fetish
>>3796056catastrovania should've been put into the chute right away
>>3796098Fuck she cute
>Fitful SlumberThe unhealthy amount of booze swirling around in your brain sends you into a fever of dreams. Strange and familiar objects fly by in a haze. You feel helpless amongst a sea of half-forgotten memories and mental connections you would never make while you were awake. You have entered [THE DREAMING]. You've got time to explore one facet of your psyche. So what's it gonna be?>Dream about bloody leg>Dream about devil man>Dream about masked creep>Dream about boobs VS. butts>Dream about (write in)
>>3796231>Dream about bloody legWe already chose boobs last night when we chose the frontal assault
>>3796231Dream about Leg
>>3796231>Dream about boobs VS. buttsBoobs, gf's boobs
>>3796231>>Dream about boobs VS. butts
>>3796231>Dream About bloody leg
>>3796231>attempt to dream about boobs VS. butts>get interrupted by masked creep
>>3796231>Dream about bloody leg
>>3796231>Dream About bloody legBut if end up with boobs vs ass, I'm on boobs team since butt girl manages to be worse than catastrovia with the tothy attitude
>>3796231>Dream about time when you were earning money by cleaning skyscrapers
>>3796231As much as I'd like to challenge the devil to a rock-off, I can't vote for my own thing.>Dream about bloody legBACKSTORYYY
>>3796231>Dream about (write in)Sleep on some big titty golf tits.
>>3796270we can only wish, but that brat will probably get in the way...sigh..
>>3796270>golf titsSave the Crazy Golf Course of Terror for the next nightmare.
>Dream about bloody legYour name is Benton Spanner. You turn 11 years old today, but it's not like that's anything special. It is in fact pretty UN-special because you have no friends and your dad is a deadbeat who is addicted to groping virtual titties. Everything sucks, and to top it off a local gang beat the old man up and emptied out his credit account. You'd think he'd try to get it back or be working hard to provide, but the truth is that your dad kinda sucks. It's a good lesson on putting your faith in adults, honestly.ANYWAY, it looks like you're going to have to take care of things so you both don't [STARVE TO DEATH]. You could try to get a job, but most places aren't looking for a bald 11 year old - or at least nowhere you'd want to be working. You do have a few clear options though:>Confront gang like a brave little man>Sell your body on the streets>Get desperate and chop your leg off for sustenance>Write in
>>3796273>>Confront gang like a brave little manour street samurai origin story
>>3796273>try to get a shadowrunning job
>>3796273>slay father for sustenance The new shall inherit
>>3796273>>Sell your body on the streets
>>3796273Is there anything to sell in this dump?
>>3796273>>Confront gang like a brave little man
>>3796273>pawn your dad's stupid plastic figuresHe wasted our money on them amd doesn't even look at themStupid plastic women
>>3796277I change to >Confront gang like a brave little man
>>3796273Polish our nobBy nob I mean our incredibly shiney and reflecting head.Blind Krillin with a solar flare.
>>3796273>>3796284>Pawn Dad's weeb shit>Swear to never associate with this junk ever again
>>3796273>Confront gang like a brave little man
>Pawn Dad's weeb shitYour dad doesn't HAVE any weeb shit. He's into real, live virtual titties. This guy has no taste at all.The only thing of value he has is his dumb ready player one headset thing, but the last time you tried to snag it off of him all it got you was a black eye. No, you're better off confronting this gang.>Confront gang like a brave little manYou grab your trusty NIHONG KENDOSTICK and make your way over to the hangout of THE LEG-CHOPPERZ. They're a real bunch of rude dudes. Scissor-Sam, Tony the Bonesaw and Big-Amp (The brains of the operation). You hear they've got a thing for snipping a leg off of people that mess with them, but surely that's all bluster. There's no negotiating with these guys, it's time to throw down!Here's how it's gonna go down:>Roll 1D100 - I'll average the first several rolls. ALSO - feel free to write in how you attack these three goons. Remember you are armed with a stick and the musculature of a prepubescent boy. Good luck!
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>3796312Go for sneaky swings to the balls.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>3796312abuse nut attacks
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>3796312Stab solar plexus
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3796312use GLORIOUS NIHON WOOD to split the BAKA GAIJINS in two
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>3796312
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3796312
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>3796312DONT FUCK WITH ME!I HAVE THE POWER OF GOTH AND TITTY ON MY SIDE!AAAA
Rolled 87 (1d100)
Rolled 75 (1d100)
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>3796312>Shove the KENDOSTICK OF DEATH into one of their eyesockets
>>3796332Hey, once a loser, always a loser.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>3796312
>>3796332wonder if this is how we lost our leg
>Roll BadGod damn you have a rough time of it. Those guys beat and slice the snot out of you! Several times they nearly even lop one of your legs off!The fight spills out into the street but you're a BRAVE LITTLE MAN and you fight and fight, hitting them in the nuts and eyes until they decide to fuck off! You even get your dad's credits back! HELL YES.You earn the [STREET SAMURAI] Class! You can now invest points in skills that can help you do Shadow Runs, earning cash to keep yourself and your dad fed. HELL FUCKING YES.(1/2)
>>3796347>OWGOD. DAMNIT.>Wake up>Sleep in>Write in
>>3796350>>Wake up>Wake up
>>3796350>Wake the fuck up, Samurai
>>3796350>>Sleep inI want to see that boobs vs butts dream
>>3796350>Write inWake up punching and body choking Yoko.Spend morning apologizing, and fluffing her up with cleaning her.
>>3796350>Wake upGood showing spannerLet's hope for Tessa's lap but qm is never going to give them, I wonder when we will get a close up to her sweaty abs
>>3796350>Wake up>inb4 all the dream sequences end with a different vehicle trying to kill us>inb4 they're all rogue ALLCO AI's built into the vehicles KIT style
>>3796357nice referencei support it>wake the fuck up,samurai
>wake the fuck up,samuraiOof. God damn you hate your backstory. You also hat the throbbing headache and startling amount of vomit in and around your immediate area.You can tell that you're on the floor of the bathroom - your cot is nowhere to be found. You can also tell that somebody is laying on your arm. And you're all sticky... did you? Oh god.Uh oh. Having no idea what happened at the end of the night, you're afraid to look.What do?>Grab chest to verify GF status>Go back to sleep and hope they go away>Write in
>>3796367Open your eyes and look before we do the unfortunate harem cirgin mistake
>>3796367>Grab chest to verify GF statusIf they're still laying on us that means they're still unconscious, and that means it's okay to touch
>>3796367>Grab chest to verify GF statusIts the catbot
>>3796367>>Go back to sleep and hope they go away
>>3796367>>3796368This. Not gonna get bamboozled.
>>3796367Look who's thereIts never going to be gf, qm wouldn't be kind to us
>>3796367its myshta performing a fastball
>>3796377that blockiness, it can be Yoko
>>3796367>Take a look
>Just lookYou decide that you hate fun and to just suck it up and look. Before you even have a chance your mystery partner rolls over and OH GOD NO.This is bad. You would rather have hooked up with your girlfriend's sister than... THIS. She's even talking in her sleep."Fu fu fu, master... That will never fit..." You vomit a little in your mouth.Did you really? Do you even want to KNOW?What do?>Wake her up and ask what happened>Put her clothes on and send her directly up the trash chute>Whatever she's a robot, basically a fancy onahole>Write in
>>3796409>>Put her clothes on and send her directly up the trash chute
>>3796409>>Whatever she's a robot, basically a fancy onahole
>>3796409>Wake her up and ask what happenedI doubt it's as bad as it looks.
>>3796409Ha! Called it!>Whatever she's a robot, basically a fancy onahole
>>3796409>Wake her up and ask what happened>She's a maix bot, put her to work - those puke stains won't clean themselves
>>3796414>Whatever she's a robot, basically a fancy onaholeCheck the goods, see if we're still in one piece (technically)
>>3796409>Trash chuteDont fall for the bait, anons.
>>3796409>Whatever she's a robot, basically a fancy onaholeIt's not cheating if it's a robot! At least she's good for something
>>3796409lets not be assholesthe robot is cute and has been a good girl with us>''hey,what would your age be legally speaking?,just wanting to know?''>if she says anything below 14,buy a fake moustache and run to mexico to make a new life
>>3796418SupportingGet some clothes on tooWe are not an ntr dude so no worries, we did nothing
>>3796429but he has the trash chute gif ready and everything
>>3796409>Whatever she's a robot, basically a fancy onahole. It's not like she has actual feelings, just imitations of them.
>>3796409>Whatever she's a robot, basically a fancy onahole
>She's an onaholeWell, sure that's probably true - but she's still a pathetic embarrassing mess. And you're not quite sure how your girlfriend would feel about you fucking a (sentient?) robot girl. If you even did that.You both get on your clothes, and Catastrovania shyly stares into the corner, as she tends to do. Oof. This could get awkward. You're going to have to decide once and for all how you're going to deal with this thing.How Deal?>Talk it out>Trash her and be done with it>One more round with the Onahole>Write in
>>3796448>>Talk it out
>>3796448>Talk it outwhat happened?we have to make sure we won't hurt gf's feelings
>>3796448>Talk it out>Write inPromise to fix her up better so she can work as our secretary, and help us make money
>>3796448>Tell her to clean up the mess and walk out like a chad
>>3796448>One more round with the Onahole
>>3796433he can use the same animation but in another contextfor example,knowing how stupid the MC is,he will end up attracting people to attack himso the MC putting tessa,her sister and the cute robot chuni through the trash can to save them souns gooda perfect mix between humor,his way of being a dick and he caring>>3796448im tempted with ''one more round with the onahole'' but thats how you get mixed feeling and either tessa or she stabbing you at ''school days'' styleso......>talk it out
>>3796448>Talk it out>One more round with the OnaholeOne more round....of HUGGING AND HEADPATS. She's a quirky adorable dork
>>3796448>Talk it outShe didn't drink and she is a robot so tell us what the fuck happened last night, and we better not have fucked
>>3796448>>Talk it outI'll get you an upgrade to your chassis, hourglass style, if you never mention this to anyone. Ever.EVER.
>>3796448Hold up a second, she's able to do our salary job for us right? Also too soon to hear if she got us a raise yet or not. >Be a man of your word!but also>Talk it out
>>3796448>Talk it out>Tell her we'll work out her kinks, she'll finally be a (nearly) functional person.
>>3796448>Talk it out>>3796457This too
>>3796448>Talk it out
>>3796448>>Trash her and be done with it
>>3796448>>Talk it outWe don't even know if we fucker her or not.
>>3796480Yeah, did we even fuck her?
>>3796487I don't think so
>>3796487Nah, it would be pretty shit if we cheated on our gf without even having a say in it.
Man all you mofos are suckers for new characters. Let's just enjoy the ones we have and get rid of the distraction. Plus it can come back later angry and more interesting.
>Talk it outYou cut straight to the point and ask her if you two did the cybernetic nasty."Wha? N-n-no! I'm as p-p-pure as the dwiven snow! I just curled up because I had nowhere to sleep and it was so very very cold...."Pathetic.You ask her for one good reason not to shove her up the garbage chute."I'll be a good Catastrovania Strifaust Morituros IX! I'll work extra hard to earn you credits! And I guess if you need and ona... ona... " She can't even say it.Welp if she's making money she stays, you guess. But you'll skip on the onahole nonsense, you're a big titty man after all.You tell her to clean up the pukey mess in the bathroom, and she agrees to happily. This might just work out after all!How do you dismiss her?>Gruff indifference>Cordial gratitude>hit her>Headpat>Write in------Last post for the night!
>>3796508>HeadpatSTOP BEING MEAN TO THE CHUUNICATYeah she's very bullyable but you guys are downright abusive
>>3796508>betweenHeadpat just to piss you off
>>3796508>Headpat>Do a good job with my apartment and I'll look into getting you a T&A upgrade, okay?
>>3796508>A friendly slap on the assWhat? You'd do the same for Myshta, right?
>>3796508>Headpat>We'll fix you up soon enough...
>>3796508>>hit herYou guys are too easily swayed by moe.
>>3796524What are you gonna do about it, mr ryona-loving mctoughguy
>>3796524Make new robot to abuse, not this one.
>>3796508>NoogieThe perfect compromise between headpats and bullying
We are gaining new characters at a fast rate. It sounds like we're about to head into another dungeon crawl, and add probably a nemesis or two plus another Goth.
>>3796533lets make a nemesis that deserve it for being a assholeand a rival that while not outrigth evil is our adversary on the way of the street samurai
>>3796533I just want to spend more time and improve gf's affection dude, all these others are getting in the way
>>3796536btw>headpatprobably because im touch starved and come from abussive household,but i cant stand the idea of abusing the chunii
>>3796528>>3796529We gotta be CyberPunks, that means being a hardass when we can get away with it.
>>3796539I ain't happy at all the hangers on either. Vanessa at least adds a dynamic of a constant obstacle, which I appreciate. Catmaid is like a virtual pet that's gonna suck up moves for a while because she's clearly audience favorite.
>>3796533Dungeon crawl sounds like a solid idea. Lets us get into the grimdark if one of the party members dies on us. Hopefully the yandere gets offed. They'd make a good spurned villain that way.
Wait, don't Katyas orgasm when petted?
>>3796549no, when they get the ears rubbed
>>3796547there's nothing wrong with moe>>3796549Good thing this is Catastrovania and not Katya then
>>3796533>>3796539Jesus, you're acting like we're in FMMDMG with all this talk about character bloat, and it's only the second thread. Start worrying when the characters we meet get into the upper teens.
We should ask Tessa if she's fine with us using the robot to relieve ourselves, or if she's interested in a threesome.
>>3796553The quest is titled "My Government Issued Big Titty Goth GF" not "Teaching Feeling." I came with expectations of finding love in a dystopian future, not Moe.
>>3796560we need waaaaaay more affection to even start considering bringing those topics up
>>3796541cyberpunk is shitty world with advanced techso it doesnt mean we need to be abusive,just means that our lives should generally suck because social conditions are unfairso i later imagine a better way is to balance the punk with the humor by creating horrible and partially plausible situations that are yet absurdfor example,in my country medic services are so shitty that security guards sometimes decide who gets in to emergencies roommaking a joke about the security guard making a man with their arm ripped out would be a example of mixing absurd with punk>>3796561just enjoy the dammed thing,there is a time for headpats and there is time for shitty worldlet us enjoy this time,and i promise you i will try to vote for more grimdark options later
>>3796561I never said anything about waifuing the ChuuniCat, she's great comedic relief and slapstick bait, just don't bully her too hard or get rid of her first chance. No idea why you've got your striped pantsu into such a twist about her
>>3796572you know you have been doing a good work when your little communitie makes memes of inside jokes>OP has ascended
Guys, let the cat be. We'll upgrade her later.
>>3796572>>3796576Kinda sad when you know this isn't even the first quest she was in Created in hikimori quest then she kinda spread between drawfags from there
>>3796541How is bullying hard-ass or cyberpunk?
>>3796768>BullyingWhat do you think this is, highschool?
>>3796770Apparently? Replace locker with trash tube and you pretty much got it
>>3796770that you pretty much are asking the character to act like an evil idiot for the sake of it for the sake of ''cyber-punk''when this has nothing to do with either cyber (advanced tech) nor punk (shitty social conditions)
>>3796508>Gruff indifferencesounds about right
wow,where is OP?btw,have a nice penguin
any one there?
Give OP some time, y'all. So eager to pronounce time of death, my goodness
>CATASTROPHEJk I'm taking the night off to play video games lol
>>3797745>video gamesLies, nobody on 4chan likes video games, not even /v/. You're actually cheating on us with another quest, aren't you?
>>3797745you're a HACK FRAUD BATHSALTS
>>3797750Das pretty gud
>>3797750Tessa is truly the bestNice one dude
>>3797750that posture doesn't look good for her spine
>>3797750Nice art! One critique: your portrait has a different hairstyle than OG tessa, the part of her hair around her face is supposed to be concave and smoothe while yours is convex and bushy. It makes her look pretty different.
>>3797750nicecant wait for the drwa of the sister and the draw of the cat-chunii
>>3796541Naw, see, being Punk is all about being subversive against authority and societal expectations. In cyberpunk settings, that usually means you're expected to be just as ruthless as the other guy in a dog eat dog world.So naturally, the most punk thing to be in a cyberpunk setting is to be a decent person that just so happens to enjoy sticking it to the authorities and corporations, you dig?
>>3798490shiggity diggityi fucks with this biggity
>HeadpatUgh. FINE. You give the pathetic robot a pat on the head. She nearly bursts into cyber tears with joy.You've earned [CATASTROVANIA LOYALTY LVL.2]!She'll work extra hard at the tablet for you, earning twice as much as she did before! (200 gold per work session, 2 work sessions per day)That reminds you, you've now got 400 total credits including what she earned you yesterday. It's chump change, but it's something.It's about time you got this show on the road. You yell at the girls to wake up and get ready to begin your infiltration of ALLCO. South.How do you want to handle this?>Head right to the building>Call Myshta to see if he can enact the hacking or fastball plans>Blow it off and chillax to hentai>Write in
>>3799773>Call Myshta to see if he can enact the hacking or fastball plans
>>3799773>>Call Myshta to see if he can enact the hacking or fastball plans
>>3799773>Blow it off
>>3799773Impregnate big titty goth gf
>>3799832always support this course of action
>>3799832I whole heartedly support this just and noble cause
>>3799832You consider knocking up your girlfriend, but your [AFFECTION LEVEL] probably isn't quite high enough for that ...yet.>Call MyshtaYou ring up the big man and tell him about your plan ideas."Interesting... Normally I would be all for throwing you into a skyscraper, but I'm afraid I have some bad news. It looks like the injuries I sustained in the last mission were a bit worse than I thought. To my shame, I will need to offer technical support from nearby."Damn."As for hacking the tube systems... yes. Yes this is possible! I hope your [HACKING] Skill is up to snuff though. Anything could happen when you're messing with the TUBE."Ok then, once and for all - how are you tackling this next mission?>Hack the tube system (Roll 1D100)>Attack the building head on>Sneak around the back>Write in
>>3799859>>Hack the tube system (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>3799859>Hack the tube system (Roll 1D100)See if Tessa knows any [BUFF SPELL] to help us hack giving us more int or perception or some agilityband strenght for the infiltration
>>3799859>Hack the tube system (Roll 1D100)I'm really lucky when it comes to dice
>>3799882wait until dice are asked for.pathetic
>>3799887Oh roll away my dude.
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>3799891
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>3799891Rolling then
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>3799891
Is it bo3?
>>3799909I just averaged them all. It's... not good.Nevertheless, you fiddle with the tube's settings with your level 2 hacking skill and each get sucked in.How land?>Pray for safety>Do a sweet backflip out of the tube>Carefully tuck and roll>Write in
>>3799916>>Carefully tuck and roll
>>3799916yell for the cat to clean up yoko while we are gone!
>>3799916>Carefully tuck and rollAveraging rolls will always result in failure. Unless you have very low dc's.
>>3799916>>Carefully tuck and roll>>3799924This, you really need another system Bathsalts.
>>3799924>>3799927noted.>MeanwhileDamn, you forgot your NIHONG STEEL. Good thing your pal Catastrovania has your back!
>>3799916>>Do a sweet backflip out of the tube
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3799859>Hack dem toobs for to propel da boobs
>>3799942Then make sure to catch it as you land.
>>3799942did that dumb blonde thot forget her scythe too?
>Tuck and rollYou try. You fail.OW. FUCK. YOUR BACK. Your NIHONG STEEL comes hurtling through the tube and nearly hits you right in the eye.You find yourself in an entirely dark room. It has a scent of sterility. Wait... where is your goth GF? where is her kooky sister?What do?>Call for help>Look for a light switch or something>Charge into the darkness>Write in
>>3799962>>Look for a light switch or something
>>3799962>sniff for her characteristic big tidy goth gf scentMake life the humble mole, and dig for victory.
>>3799962>sniff for her characteristic big tidy goth gf scent
>>3799962Thos is the future, every rat hole has a clapperClap to turn on the lights
>>3799962>>Look for a light switch or something>sniff for her characteristic big tidy goth gf scent
>>3799962>>sniff for her characteristic big tidy goth gf scent
>Look for light switchMotion activated. It's the future, baby.Looks like you're in some sort of office. There's nobody around.>>sniff for her characteristic big tidy goth gf scentYou take a big whiff and find Tessa's familiar scent in the air. Smells good, man. She's nearby - at least within a floor or two of this building. You cannot however, place Vanessa's scent. No idea where she went.What do?>Head up to the top floor>Reunite with your big titty goth GF>Look for Vanessa>Call Myshta
>>3800030>>Reunite with your big titty goth GF
>>3800030>>Reunite with your big titty goth GFShe mentioned she's a support type fighter, so it's probably better we get to her to make sure she's safe
Reunite with your big titty goth GF
>>3800030>Reunite with your big titty goth GFget the gang together first, have a look around and see what's in here. Might even get to do some corporate espionage, maybe there's info on the other goth gfs?
>>3800030>Reunite with your big titty goth GFShe is our gf and needs backup, besides, Vanessa is shit, I hope she landed inside an incinerator or somethingAnd make sure to grab oir nihon steel this time
>>Reunite with your big titty goth GFGood call. Wait a second, don't you have some sort of psychic link with her? Yeah, you do!You phone her up via that - clever so that nobody can listen in."Hey! Mental eyes up here, spanner." She caught you starting at her assets. Whoops."We all got separated, but I think I'm just one floor above you. No clue where Vanessa is, but I think I can hear a commotion out front..."Oh boy, you know that that means. However Vanessa is an ATK powerhouse, she should be able to handle herself. Right?You head upstairs and meet up with Tessa. You find nobody else along the way.Both of you agree that this empty building is giving you the creeps, and you should probably get out of here as soon as possible.What do?>Check on the incident out front>Head upstairs>Write in
>>3800100>Check on the incident out frontAmong all other things, the possibility of Vanessa getting captured a day after getting freed is just way too embarrassing to risk
>>3800100>>Check on the incident out front
>>3800100>Head upstairsShe's buying us time, get moving
>>3800100>>Head upstairsget the gf firstshe is a support, she is defenseless
>>3800100>Check on the incident out front
>>3800100>Head upstairsAgain, incinerator
why in-laws are so utterly shit? geez, but whatever, even if checking on her wins we can still get some affection out of Tessa if her failure of a sister survives
>>3800118>>3800114uuuuuugghhhhhfuckI'll change to to check the comotion because if that no tits shitstain dies our gf will get all depressed and shitI can't believe I'm trying to save someone who wanted to cuck her own sister
Just want to point out we've already met up with the GF though.
>>3800129Goth girls like having reasons to be depressed rather than acting depressed.
>Check / Head Upstairshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFXqJ--L_KkVotes are pretty split, so you do both. You peep out of one of the windows as you head up and... yeesh. Not a pretty sight. There were only a handfull of guards out there before and now there are less of them, albeit in more pieces. Vanessa scary.ANYWAY, she's fine. You both head upstairs facing absolutely no opposition whatsoever. Weird. You finally come to a locked door on the top floor - if the second sister is anywhere it's here. You're going to have to get through this door somehow, though.How open?>Attempt Hacking>Tessa Magic Hack>Slice It down STREET SAMURAI style>Knock politely>Write in
>>3800100Check on the incident out front
>>3800156>Tessa Magic HackWe'll stand ready in case of anything weird attacking us from inside the door
>>3800156>Knock politelyMaybe they'll think we're one of them.