You are Unglück, the God of Malevolence. Your Journey is at it's end.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=created
>>3690985Jazeel fags rise UP!
Sorry for running late, I was very busy today. I'll be busy again tomorrow because I have to go out of state, and I don't know what time I'll be back tomorrow.
>>3691008The Curse strikes again!
>>3691013I'm invincible, the curse can't beat me. I WILL finish this quest. Check my 5.
>>3690985Let's kick some avatar butt.
>>3691020RIP OP, he was off by 5.
Mister qm, question. Are Jazeel's jugs really as big as the Jazeelfags say or no?
>>3691031her jugs are as big as they want to be because she's a god
Can you stop stirring this waifu shit?
>>3691031What >>3691038 said now shut up with the waifufaggotry.
>>3691048>now shut up with the waifufaggotryYALDABAOTH HAS FUCKING SPOKENNO MORE WAIFUFAGGOTRY ALLOWED
>>3691068I keep getting called this. Should I choose a name at this point?
>>3691085yes oh nameless one
>>3691085You probably should
>>3691085yeah man go for it
>>3691092>>3691093>>3691096Okay well I usually go by this so I'll just use this then.
>>3691103want me to draw you with a pole?
>>3691103HAH. nice one OP.
>>3691113Dude draw OP on a stripper pole.
>>3691116This would be very epic indeed
it's too late for me to draw anything good
>>3691171I like it.
>>3690999Agamemnon's physiology is most similar to our own>>3691085I'm learning to recognize your randomized code.You should probably choose a name.
>>3691184I wonder when this is all done how the Titans will react on the fact their original queen is still alive.
>>3691171Your handwriting is fucking top notch holy shit.
>>3691256man i thought i was sloppy, especially with the "waifufaggotry" better luck next timeindustrial designers have the best handwriting
So polygamy right?
>>3691281No shut the fuck you piece of shit jazeel fag. Kilkree will be our wife and jazeel can be our cocubine/maid.
>>3691293>the polygamy option makes me a jazeelfagCease your breathing movements
>>3691293>>3691295Both of you respect OP's wishes and shut up.
>>3691295Your ethier a kilkree paladin or a jazzel fag. There is no in between.
>>3691281RRREEEE Mormon detected
>>3691296Fuck off cunt we were just discussing what we were gonna do for our poetional wife and cocubine. No need to get your panties in a twist. Also qm shouldn't have spefically said jazeel is best girl if he didn't want wafiu faggotory.
>>3691302It was more of a off-hand joke then, but uou guys were making hundreds of posts arguing about it in circles. This has gone too far and people are fucking tired of it.
"Don't worry, I'll help!" Lulu shouts to you, concentrating his powers and aiming at Animus. "Hnnnng....!""Bwraagh! My vision! Lulu you traitor! Cease this at once!"You take this chance to reform yourself back together and proceed to gather all of your power in your head before you blast off towards Animus, flying straight through him and destroying much of his body, causing his Light to leak out."HYWAGH! EMERGENCY!"The floor and ceiling of this dark chamber lined with purple and red stripes then. There were Spawn of Cepte'Zchtek everywhere all over the surfaces!They begin to fire out tentacles, impaling each other and trying to impale you as well. Animus pulls the Light that leaked out back into himself and recharges, bursting into another sphere of Light, illuminating a transformed state he took. He grows far larger and multiple tinier copies of his sphere-like form appear around him.You lob some orbs at Animus, but his spheres quickly move in place and block them with shields of Light.He was getting desperate now, summoning those spheres to act as defenses around himself while growing larger out of fear you might try to absorb him, again. You think two more hits will put Animus down for good."Drink of your defeat! You are powerless before me! I will kill you and all you love!""This guy's using the spawn to power himself up! I can't keep blocking his vision for much longer..." Lulu says.Animus prepares to attack all of his surroundings with his wings due to his blindness.>Parry with your blade.>Prepare to intercept and turn the wings back on him.>Defend and run him through again.>Use Destruction.>Write in.
>>3691318>>Prepare to intercept and turn the wings back on him.
>>3691318>>Prepare to intercept and turn the wings back on him.let's give him a taste of his own medicine
>>3691318Prepare to intercept
>>3691318>Parry with your blade.
>>3691318>Prepare to intercept and turn the wings back on him.
>>3691318>Prepare to intercept and turn the wings back on himAwww yeeeah, we finna absorb this motherfucker
>>3691318>Prepare to intercept and turn the wings back on himSMITE
You wait and hover upwards before Animus begun to swing his wings around rapidly, spinning them around himself in every direction, aiming to cut you down.You see an opening and drop down before blocking one wing with your tendrils. As you accurately predicted, another wing slams into the back of the one you grabbed, followed by the last two. You extend more tendrils and grab the ends of each wing, taking control of them.You begin to swing yourself and gain momentum, twisting like a hurricane until you build up enough force and, using the four giant wings as swords, slice clean through Animus' larger body as he regains his vision."AWOUGGGHHH! SON OF A....."His tinier spheres fly out of sight as he tries to regain his leaking Light."Say, it wouldn't be too late to surrender, would it? Look at it like this, if you kill me, there's a very good chance you'll be stuck here without any way to escape. So how's about this.... we stop fighting, I open you a nice door to the next stage, and then you leave me alone forever, no killing, no absorbing... Ideal, yes?">Accept Animus' terms of surrender.>Finish him off.>Write in.
>>3691370>>Finish him off. "you should have been nicer to Killkree"
>>3691370>>Finish him off.
>>3691370Demand he tell us who best girl is, then kill him if we get the wrong answer
>>3691370>Attempt to use wishing scepter to open door closer to whereever we're heading, If it works. Kill him.>If It doesn't, Have him open the door, Force it open with something, Then kill him.
>>3691370>Finish him off. "Father wouldn’t leave such an entertaining protagonist to languish here. You should have been nicer to Killkree"
>>3691370WAIT I am changing my votetake all but 1% of his power and turn him into a little jolly loli
>>3691389Finally a good idea.>Support.
>>3691389Absolutely heretical.I mean I’d support it, but I’m starting to think you have a thing for lolis
>>3691389What the hell fine, let the asshole be a loli for eternity. Support.
>>3691389NO, Agamemnon is enough of a loli, and we need to absorb this bastard’s power in full.
>>3691389>>3691395>>3691403Stop putting more work on the QM’s back and exponentially increasing the risk that this’ll backfire for the sake of anon’s magical realm.
>>3691397We've got a pattern, we gotta commit for the hell of it.
>>3691397sometimes you just want to watch the world burn
>>3691408I think I can hear Yaldabaoth crying from here
Can we NOT make this a lolical realm? Pranks are only funny the first time.
>>3691409That’s what we’re going to be doing. Turning Agamemnon into a loli and letting Jazeel adopt her is a great idea because it’ll appeal to her matronly nature, but turning the Avatar into a loli instead of absorbing it after it has repeatedly and maliciously attempted to fuck us over for the sake of its god complex is ridiculous. Let’s do what’s Evil unto the girl we intend to marry and absorb this coward who attempts to back step on everything he’s said when he knows he’s beat.
>>3691419turning the avatar into a loli will be a fate worse than death for it.
>>3691389...damn it, you can't just make everything a loliit doesn't work that wayFuck it, I stopped caring about stuff like this after the magic dildosupport
>>3691424Fuck off, there’s no reason not to seize revenge when we can absorb his everything and be done with it.>>3691425>weeb supports more lolisI am stunned
>>3691424No, it wouldn't, your just trying to play an attempt to make the QM cater to your fetish off as something completely innocuous.
>>3691430Based Poleman, telling it like it is.
>>3691431Lol, I'm a certified lolifag and even I think this is ridiculous.
>>3691433The magical realm of random anon cannot be stopped.
>>3691432This. Agamemnon’s already a comic relief loli, isn’t that enough?
>>3691430Good, Supreme choice is to turn him into a baseball which we will use to break the veil and smash into the next stage.
>>3691389No , An please stop this before anons start shoehorning their need to have younger than 12 year old girls around
>>3691438Well that's disturbing.
>>3691425that is a hard nope from me I just do it because it is funny>>3691432hey man think what you want
>>3691425I feel you anon.
>>3691438Based /b/tard>>3691439As seen with the wood Malito gives me everytime she’s onscreen.
>>3691430Do it coward.
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>3691448Roll to protect her from your foul defilement you heathen.
>>3691449This is also wrong.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>3691453Rolling to defend the slain but patrician tree-fetishist’s honor!
>>3691446>>3691447I was grabbing it for shitposting, I prefer Jazeel-tits to washboards. It turns out there aren't many pictures in my /a/ folder with loli in the filename and I didn't want to go through them manually. Apparently I have given off the wrong impression. >>3691431I mean, I didn't the first time I saw it come up. The second I stood by, and now I embrace it because with this, the magic dildo, and some other more minor moments, my preference to vote for serious options is gone.
>>3691430ultimately a good place to draw the line>>3691442I support this, but if we're done with transformations then just suck him dry of his powers and let him die.
>>3691430DO IT FAGGET, DO IT FOR THE MEME
>>3691460Come on, absorbing the Avatar after it shit-talked us so much would be some poetic irony. Besides, turning Agamemnon into a loli’s is easy to excuse as a one-time joke, but if we do it twice or gods forbid, thrice, there’s a serious chance the rest of the pantheon will think we’re some sort of deviant freak.
>>3691460Jazeel tits are supreme, if only her Akasha had put some more thought into her personality instead though.Jazeels tits are the utter apex of fetishes.
>>3691389We're gonna have a harem of lolis, support.
>>3691465The rule of three's must be satisfied. we need but one more
>>3691465It's still hilarious though. Also pretty sure they already think we're a freak.
>>3691465They already think we're weird anon.
>>3691469>haremBLASPHEMER>>3691470No, we already have three lolis.> Little Horn> Vilia> AgamemnonWe don’t need a fourth.>>3691471>>3691473Yes but there’s still some doubt as to whether or not we are a sexual freak, and that’s a line I don’t want to cross.
>>3691478We never claimed Vilia as ours luckily, she's very much Malitos.
>>3691478I disagree we need at least 2 more.
>>3691478Little horn is just a child.Villia, who?Agamemnon the only real loli we've made.
>>3691478>> Viliashe doesn't count we didn't make her>>Little Hornshe is a pure being of innocence she doesn't count
>>3691478There is a difference between fucking with them and literally fucking them, we do the former out of spite and the latter is line we ain't crossing.
>>3691486What’s the difference between a child and a loli then? Body build? She was good enough for Azzone to make an attempt, faggot.
>>3691497Right but Azzone was the literal king of pedos.He was probably only trying so he could boast about fucking the direct spawn of the providence mirror.
>>3691497Only legal lolis count as true lolis.
>>3691497Loli is a bodytype and Little Horn is Toddler tier so doesn't count as a true loli.
>>3691497Azzone was a fucking degenerate, he didn't cared about age or race, if it was a female it was fair game, he went to far though so we punished as such.
>>3691503I’m learning so much today
>>3691500>>3691505At least he wasn’t gay. Are we going to finally eat his soul or leave him lay?
>>3691511I think we should show some mercy on him.Just a smidgen of mercy.At least put off the eternal torture.
>>3691514Pedo or not, he is one of our firstborn sons and some part of me feels it’s a waste to leave him suffering for the rest of eternity. I’m thinking maybe a mindwipe and reincarnation, or do we go ahead and make his soul a lesser demigod to proselytize our religion to the other galaxies?
>>3691522Mindwipe, reincarnate, have him preach as one of Fredericks underlings to prevent any conflict between the two.Make sure he has enough common sense to survive this time.
>>3691525Frederick's dead. Remember the Empire is in control now.
>>3691528Wasn’t Frederick the emperor?
>>3691528Frederick is the Emperor
>>3691536>>3691534My bad. Than what was the bird dude's name?
>>3691525I like the idea, let’s rezz Sonadus as a lesser demigod and have the two compete to spread our faith.>>3691528Frederick isn’t dead, that’s Sonadus.
What happened to Azzone anyways? We turned him into a little girl and got him murdered, I don't remember anything beyond that.
>>3691546He’s been in a shriveled and mute form, crucified upsidedown and fully conscious for the last ten or so centuries.
>>3691546She/he is still a loli living on Hurst, we never took her/his immortality away
>>3691546I thought we got him murdered then turned him into a little girl
>>3691551>>3691552He’s still an old man, just immortal and eternally tortured while fully aware.
>>3691555No I’m certain we turned him into a loli
>>3691558Yeah, I even remember the nazi talked about a child that claimed to be the pope reincarnated
"You should have been nicer to Killkree."You go to swing the wings again, but drop them as the other spheres hastily fly in and blast you simultaneously with binding rays of Light. They projected a field that disrupted your equilibrium."Killkree will never be anything more than a failure. You have stockholm syndrome to actually have helped that ratchet like you did. Mark my words, if you pass this test and reclaim your friends, Killkree will only go back to stagnation. You cannot change her in any way.""Thankfully though, you won't save them. As you are about to, they will perish as well.You try to move, but barely manage to while bound by the spheres. Lulu has fallen asleep from having asserted his powers against another Avatar.
>>3691566Oh fuck we’re doomed
>>3691572Op getting his revenge on us at last
>>3691566Now might be a good time for that wish.
>>3691571>>3691574>>3691586Could always descend into RAGE and assrape the Avatar.
>>3691592Not rage, just destruction power, maybe use one of those destruction chants Tongha used when we battled.
>>3691566QM are you waiting on us or just drawing.
Guys I'm getting really fucking scared now. I don't know why the fuck it happened, but literally as soon as I posted that last update, all the internet connection and power in my house blacked out for a moment.
>>3691605Still think you're invincible?
>>3691605THE CURSE, THE CURSE, THE CURSE
>>3691605He is coming for youSell your possessions.
>>3691606Well everything is working again and I'm still confused, so I must be.
>>3691605It is unglock letting you know his displeasure for denying the power of loilification
>>3691605 QM THE CURSE IS TRYING TO TAKE YOU!!! You're so close to finishing the quest, I believe in you endure and win QM.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>3691610Rolling to shield QM’s delicate soul from the horrors
>>3691566>"Whaddya trying to do? Trying to burn a Mirror with light? First of all, You're just shining it back on yourself. Secondly. I'M ALREADY ON FIRE!">Attempt your hardest to break out of this wack-ass light prison.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>3691610Rolling to bless QM with invulnerability.
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>3691610Roll to bless QM with a get out of murder free card
"The moment you ever decided to even look upon ME wrongfully, your fate was sealed."Animus begins to charge all of his Light into one ray with which he sought to vaporize you with as you were held there by his spheres."You must have enjoyed every second of absorbing me, you sadistic frrrrrrEAK! Now I will show you what it's like to have your consciousness and being slowly mulched into nothing!">Unleash the rage.>Exhaust yourself to get out and evade in time.>Write in.Alright, now I have to go, gotta get some rest for my trip. It'll be a while before I return but I will so hang in there.>>3691612Look sus you'll get your chance again another time. It just didn't make any sense to me that you'd want to lolify a literal orb. Agamemnon at least had a humanoid state, you see?
>>3691624Fuckit Let's Rage up.
>>3691624>Use destruction powers to dispel sphere array>Pierce through him from behind.
Also, if I don't return, it's the fault of these guys >>3691617>>3691620>>3691622so I'm entrusting the rest of you with the duty of hunting them down and exacting revenge.Okay bye now.
>>3691624I think and I could be wrong here, but I think that QM wants us to>Unleash the rage.
>>3691624>>Unleash the rage.
>>3691624Why stop at simple destruction, use oir powers of imagination, magic and Destruction on this Nigger and erase him completely.
>>3691624>Unleash the Rage>”You made a mistake coming here.”
Guys I got it. We lolify Akasha after we take his throne. And Tongha too.
>>3691657>not absorbing Akasha after all the faggotry he’s inflicted on us for the sake of his amusementBlasphemer
>>3691657This is the true idealBut you forgot the key loli here.Loli Cepte’Zchtek
>>3691660>not absorbing Akasha then making a new powerless one with the memories of his old self and then lolifying him to fuck with him in returnLow IQ
>>3691663Ex-cepte (FUCK.) Cepte would totally be a Milf.
>>3691624>Unleash the rageTime to booty rape this dumbass
Thinking about it, If we do RAGE his ass, We'll probably be unable to absorb his power because he'd be straight-up gone from existence.
>>3691624I'm with this guy>>3691682How are we supposed to beat Cepte and Father if our powers are lacking?>Exhaust yourself to get out and evade in time.
>>3691690Honestly at this point it’s clear that we don’t stand the slightest chance at beating either Cepte or father if this is how powerful Animus is
>>3691690>>3691624We can use one of Riso's fruits to revitalize ourselves and get rid of exhaustion.
>>3691692I think that Animus has just used his big attacks and pretty tired right now - he keeps bargaining for surrender.
>>3691696I think it was a fakeout
>>3691624>Unleash the RageMALICE
>>3691563We remade a child that believed themselves to be the next azzone. Then we gave that child minor powers. The child wasn't azzone tho, but the people would believe it was. The real azzone is still being tortured
>>3691998Post a link to the QM post
>>3692080>>3582143We never finished his transformation and instead moved onto Sonadus, apparently there's a little girl who still thinks she's azzone so I just put two together.Also guy's we still need to play that game we swindled from Lulu. Also remember when we thought Lulu was shady. Really hope he doesn't secretly despise us for how much of a ass we were to him hahahah...hahaha....ha....
>>3692161Shoot how do i link other threads? Also ot was in the first thread same number I posted, search it for yourself till i figure this out ig.
>>3692161No, we turned Azzone into a loli, that's why he is a loli now. Also ungluck has been a bro to Lulu, remember we refused to sacrifice his soul to the Hentai monster, even when our family was in danger.
>>3692244Well actually, Lulu is an avatar or aspect of father right?That could make him a liability, as much as I like him.
>>3692244Yeah but in the beginning we were asshole too him
W-what do we do if qm sama doesnt come back?
>>3693492Spend the rest of the thread DABBING on Jazeelfags
>>3693505*dabs before you can, forcing you to admit Jazeel is best girl and bird is boring
>>3693505Jazeel has a far more interesting personality that Killkree.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>3693509>>3693511I DABBED on you fags before you opened the thread to check for new posts, now check ‘em
Guys, I got an idea that will satisfy every party. Since qm refuses to do it, we should just write our own smut stories about Jazeel and Killkree that way no fags will feel or be left out.
>>3693516Also uh, dabbing is a show of respect in this quest right?Doesn't that mean you played yourself?
>>3693511>Hates us and justiceWow what a 3 dimensional character Also stfu everyone I'm tired with jazeelfags starting shit cause they know Ungluck won't marry her.
>>3693551Killkree's personality is loving but content and lazy.Jazeel is shown to care deeply about mortals to the point where she would submit herself to us entirely just to safeguard EridethRegardless of your preference, it's sort of obvious that Jazeel is just a more well rounded character, though she has had more screentime.Also a Killkree fag started this.
>>3693564>Also a Killkree fag started this.Lies from a Jazeel fag propagandist
>>3693505>>3693570B-but it's right there anon.
>>3693529I respect each of you faggot’s pozzed opinions, even if I don’t agree with them.>>3693564>>3693574Who said I wasn’t a Malito chad?
>>3693564Killkree might just as well do that as she's quite compassionate, and we've yet to see her in such a position.I can easily just say that killkree is a much more well rounded character. Also she's had more positive character interaction. And Jazeeel's screen time amounts to almost half of going to war with us, which doesn't really validate her as a character as much as it was a point of conflictThat's why I said everyone shut up
>>3693596Absolutely Haram.You must be purged
>>3693603I mean Killkree might, but she hasn’t so I don’t know why you mentioned it.Things that a character might do don’t count towards their character.Also, you could say that Killkree is amore well rounded character. If you really want to.Positive character interaction is irrelevant, I’m talking about an interesting personality.
>>3693621Well were talking about good wife material.
>>3693621Okay then Jazeel only might stop hating us. No proof she will so no need to marry her end of discussion.Character screen time is irrelevant I'm talking about actual personality.
>>3693621>Positive character interaction is irrelevant???Doesn't one's actions dictate their overall personality?
>>3693686Yes. Jazeel is shown to care deeply for mortals and despite all her arrogance has demonstrated self sacrifice, showing she can do the right thing in a bad situation.She is however zealous and aggressive towards anything she deems evil, hating us as a result. Killkree is indolent and as a result of animus self hating, but left to her own devices she will generally sway towards the path of least resistance, having no long term goals of her own.>>3693691I'm not questioning how good their personality is, only how interesting I personally find it.
>>3693705Jazeel runs her world like a dictator, killkree made her world a Eden for her creations untill father forced her to adapt
>>3693716Yeah, she did run her world like a dictator, but still she submitted to us to prevent any unnecessary deaths.That's interesting.
>>3693705Killkree is shown to deeply care about her mortals and despite preferring peace has been shown to fight and do war is needed when in a necessary situation.She is easily content and peaceful, and as a result she was happy as long as her mortals were. What's more animus constant belittling could've easily scared from trying to do new things in fear of failure.Jazeel is arrogant and snide partially due to her doain, and would prefer things all answer to her own specific sense of justice and left to her own devices would continue trying to make others replicas of herself, having no long term goals beyond continued justice.
>>3693733I agreeDid we ever find out what her book did? It was a relic from father right?
>>3693705>I'm not questioning how good their personality is, only how interesting I personally find it.I'm quite confused, so it doesn't matter if their personality is complete shit, as long as their personality is "interesting", you find it completely fine? To the point where you would use it as your main argument about why that character is better than one with a much more pleasing personality? What???
>>3693838I'm not arguing which character is better
>>3693852You literally are
>>3693852>Jazeel has a far more interesting personality that Killkree.Huh
>>3693884I stated which character's personality I found more interesting. I wasn't commenting on anything else.
>>3693896You most obviously were. in the original post you responded to, it said>Spend the rest of the thread DABBING on JazeelfagsYou then proceeded to say>Jazeel has a far more interesting personality that Killkree.As if you were trying to defend her, which you obviously were, this mean's that you were, in fact, trying to start an argument.
>>3693896Saying one character has better personality than another character and listing the other characters flaws is literally arguing for which character is better anon. Just specifically their personality
>>3693938I said I wasn't arguing which character was better.Get yourself some reading comprehension anon.I was stating that I felt one of them had a more interesting personality than the other.Note I said interesting, not good or preferable.I also never denied starting an argument, that's what the post I replied to was doing.>>3693939Depends what you mean by better. Killkree is better then Jazeel because she likes us and Jazeel hates us.Jazeel is better than Killkree because erideth is a very powerful realm.What do you mean by better?
Topic switch: are we going to do anything for our daughters once we rescue them?Should we uplift them to Lesser God status? Create a couple of new realms and split them among girls, or just keep them all on Hurst and just let them expand our territories in our galaxy on their own? Should we bestow them some of our powers, like Magic for Gleam, Light for Khala, etc? how about Lil Horn growing up into 'Buddy'?
>>3693969Give little horn the power of destruction
>>3693969Khala and gleam can become lesser gods and we can grant them each a domain, but little horn gets none since she's too iresposible and unmature.
>>3693969We can then procced to make a few other lesser gods give them planets and give them the duty of making life there suitable for humans. Then we can have our mortal empire spread to these planets and make provinces like in the roman empire.
>>3693955Ah I meant >trying to start an argument about which character is better>I'm not arguing which character is betterWhich you were doing, but then you tried to switch up and say>N-nuh uh I-I wasn't trying to start an argument about which character is betterLet's just stop, I think we're both tired about arguing about the same things, no?
>>3694009Frankly I can't even work out what I was saying since it's been more than ten minutes since I wrote it, so it's for the best.
>>3693986little horn was supposed to represent mischief and pranks, mostly the lighter side of evil.
>>3694007Thechnically, we're an Elder God, so we can just order our siblings to do that instead of creating more characters.Btw, if we're uplifting our daughters, then I think we should also uplift Vilia, since Malito is dead, her brother is an ass, and we might give her more responsibilities.
>>3694020Grim said he'd bring Malito back if asked.
>>3694020pls ignore my grammar
>>3694020>uplift ViliaHeh heh hehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehWhat is wrong with me, that doesn't even makes sense.
>>3694035You sick bastard, stop!
>>3694035What are you even taking uplift to mean here?
>>3694020I guess but we should at least make our son into a demigod.
>>3694069She a fuckin tree!
>>3694086That's a bad case of double entendre right here, pal.
>>3694092Emperor Frederick probably>>3694099What have I done
>>3694086Oh but tree's sprout such wonderous fruit, take peaches for example Heh hehheheheheheHeh hehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehhehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehHeh
>>3694061>>3694102Oh, okay. Yeah, we can do that too.
>>3694103Hey you stop that. Vilia is at least 18 years or else she wouldn't just be walking around everywhere shirtless.
>>3694112I think she’s over a hundred.
>>3694112Ah you misinterpretedI'm more of an ass man myself
>>3694116You're thinking mortal years anon, I meant 18 in god years
>>3694123S-stop! Prudishness is eroding!
>>3694130What’s the conversion rate on those
>>3694136Uhhhh...... I don't know.
>>3694130There is no god years just the state of the mind they could be have a child's mind like little horn or an adult's mind like us. Villa is definitely a loli though.
>>36941444/99?8/34?Is it around the rate of one Jazeel handjob to three Killkree hot tubs?I need numbers man.
I'm finally back.
>>3694476HE LIVES! if you are running tonight have fun because its like midnight for me so I am out.
>>3694476PRAISE BE UNTO POLEMAN, DRAWER OF QUESTS AND SILENCER OF FAGS Also I hope the trip’s going well
>>3694476Is Vilia legal?
>>3694476Man I thought the curse finally took you. Nice to see you QM.
>>3694504I don't know how long I will be running now. I've been up since 4AM and it's 1:23AM now.>>3694507Oh I'm back now, it was just a quick squaldaloo through the interstate and back.>>3694519Yeah>>3694521I'm invincible.
>>3694530Oh, I thought you were an aussie because of how long you usually run.
>>3694546No I just don't like to sleep. And I've been diagnosed with hypomania before.
>>3694554Are you even human?
>>3694558Is any QM?
You've had enough of Animus' interference in your progress through the Beyond. You seethe with a deep anger and wrath fueled by your hate of Animus, your hatred of his threats, your hatred of his superiority complex.The rage overflows within you, but you control the rage now, and you can use it to your own benefit.You slap away all of Animus' extra spheres and break away their entrapping field with your angry tendril bashing them away.Animus panics and fires his finishing Light attack at you, and you simply fly straight through, enduring the entire ray of the scorching Light, your body having shifted red from how angry you were over his attitude.You pierce his body with a tendril to hold him in place before you lose it. You claw, slash, smash and headbutt Animus, breaking his shell into nothing. You puncture it like wet paper and rip off a whole side of it, spilling the Light inside out as the avatar screamed in fear. You threw him down hard and ascended quite high before speeding down and ramming Animus head first with every ounce of strength you had. There was a massive explosion of his Light then, and the Cepte'Zchtek Spawn covering the ground and floor all flee in terror themselves.When the dust clears, you see Animus is just a tiny, flickering spirit, and you are still being fueled by your enragement. Animus casts what little power he had left to open a door then before sliding across the ground weakly to get away."No..... no more...... I.... yield.... I yield.... you.... you win..... just...... leave me.... just..... go..... can't... take anymore.... no... no more.... please...." Animus whimpers, pathetically crawling away.>Mercy kill Animus.>Grab Lulu and leave to the next stage of the Beyond.
>>3694578>Mercy kill Animus.OMNOMNOMNOM
>>3694578>turn Animus into a lolido it for the meme
>>3694578>Mercy kill AnimusOMNOMNOMNOMNOM- I mean, mercy pls>>3694584Pls no
>>3694578>Grab Lulu and leave to the next stage of the Beyond
>>3694578>Mercy kill Animus.
>>3694578>Mercy kill Animus.nom
>>3694578>>Mercy kill Animus.
>>3694578>"In you dying moments, I shall remind you that Killkree is best girl.">Kill him.
>>3694584you're beating the dead horse here, buddy
>>3694583>>3694585>>3694591>>3694592>>3694595>>3694597I wonder what Father thinks of us and our ambitions.
>>3694578>Mercy kill Animus
>>3694578>Mercy Kill AnimusOMNOMNOMNOM
"No.... please.... I gave you a way... No! No! NOT AGAIN! I CAN'T COME BACK THIS TIME! NOOOOO! AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH-......."
You take Lulu and move through the door to the next stage of the Beyond. Lulu wakes up as you shake him, spotting something ahead and anticipating yet another fight."Wwwoooogh.... ncm nchm.... What's happening?" Lulu yawns before looking up."Hole-ley smokes! I did NOT expect to see HIM here!" Lulu suddenly says. "Hey man look, if you want to fight this guy, it's your ass whooping. I think I'll uh... just stay back and hope he doesn't want to hurt me too....""Who.... is this...?" You ask Lulu.
"You want a short introduction?" Lulu asks."It's name is Brahman. It is the King and absolute being that rules Multiverse 2. It's the second to have concluded a Wakan Tanka cycle, the second to have passed Father's test in the Beyond and the fourth most powerful being there is. It's Multiverse has billions of Gods, and it rules them all through three others second only to it, Brahma the Creator, Vishnu the Preserver, and Shiva the Destroyer.""As far as I can remember, Brahman itself doesn't really speak, but can still convey the meaning of words as if it was speaking. It's whole sthick is pretty out there. If it isn't beating the shit out of you already, I'm guessing it wants to talk, maybe show off some of those Universes going around it in circles."You nod and move closer. You begin to feel the drizzle of a watery mist cover your surfaces.Brahman extends it's many hands, four of them denying you passage further.'What even drives you? What is your goal in the end? Why do you deviate from the most logical course?' It projects directly to your mind.How will you answer your accomplished elder sibling?
>>3694758"My goal is to do exactly what you have done. To finish my journey through the beyond and rule the Third Multiverse, just as you rule the Second."
>>3694761Well is that really our goal?We don’t exactly plan to stop at multiverse 3 right?
>>3694758"I am just playing the role father gave."
>>3694758>"Y'know u-uh, You probably have some sort of passive mind reading ability so there's no reason to lie... Yeah, I want to rule. Just like you."
>>3694758>Power and Curiosity drives me.>My goal is to rule my multiverse. Finishing Wakan Tanka is the step in that direction. I must retake my home from Father.>What do you mean by the 'most logical course'? When I was born, there were many opportunities on the offer, so many options, so many roads. Even looking back, I cannot tell if I should've stuck to some strict predictable direction.
>>3694810We can’t lie to him, dude’s insanely overpowered and would rape our soul if we made the attempt.>>3694758Also, that’s some insane detailing on the hands and background OP
>>3694758I want to punch that hindu god to death>>3694776Supporting this
>>3694868>I want to punch that hindu god to deathDude, He has like, 20 hands.He'll fucking stand rush us if we try to mess with him, except he IS the stand.
>>3694776Supporting this one.
>>3694870PUNCH HIS PUNCHES THENPUNCH EVERYTHING
>>3694758>"Bitch I do what I want"
>>3694870>>3694896It would be unwise to fuck with him, dude makes Tongha look like small potatoes. Lulu already told us we’d get raped if we tried to fight him and I don’t think he’d allow us to persist afterward.
>>3694758>My goals are infinte like time itself. I wish to gain power. I dont care whether that be through gathering pure fabric, absorbing powerful beings, or other ways I haven't yet discovered. I know not of the most logical course you speak of there are hundreds of ways I could have gotten where I am now. Picking which one is best is near impossible. We probably shouldn't lie to this guy.
>>3694530>YeahHeh heh heh fuckin' called it, you can't stop what's destined to happen anons heh.
>>3695475You must CEASEShe is pure!
>>3695587>>3695600Don't you guys remember when poleman rolled for her purity?Heh heh, that roll was quite... revealing heh heh.
>>3695627She doesn't even have genitals!She is a pure wood girl.
>>3695635How do you know that?There's only one way to check if what this anon is saying is correct heh heh, if y'know what I mean heh.
>>3695693Well she doesn't have breasts you heretic.She is a fuckin tree.
>>3695709Ugh who said I cared about those lumps of fat jazeelfags go bonkers for.I'm much more interested to see what junk she has in her trunk if y'know what I mean heh hehehehehehheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
>>3695717That pun was good, that insult to the utter perfection that is Jazeel is bad, and I am now deeply concerned for the well-being of a sentient tree.Is there like a deity CPS to call?
>>3695728>that insult to the utter perfection that is Jazeel is badBah, her ass is most likely flat. I can almost smell how flat that shit is.>Is there like a deity CPS to call?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHE'S CONFIRMED LEGAL, CPS HAS NO POWER HERE, NOR THAT DREADED FBI GET FUCKED NORMIES HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>3695772Tits are better than ass.Also don't make me file a restraining order.Or uh, get Ungluck to put a restraining order on himself?
>>3694764Sure, but he doesn't need to know that.
>>3695797>Tits are better than ass.Fine ass comes in many forms, shapes, and sizes. it can be petite, fat, smooth, pear-shaped, circle-shaped, hell there are a bunch of combinations too.But tits can only be enjoyed two ways: Big and small.Fucking. Boring.I used to be as naive as you before, but now I see the light, I've ascended. And so can you! It's not too late brother, join me, join US.Assmen, UNITE!
>>3695855NO!You are a fool, deluded by a false prophet!You claim that tits can be big or small, and this is true, but to say that this is all there is is nothing short of madness!You are a lunatic!They may be soft, or firm, or both at once!Like giant marshmallows or medium sized oranges!Nipples erect or subdued!Rounded, with endless cleavage or none at all!You are a mad man, too drunk on the little power you extract from the ass to see the truth, blinded to the overwhelming font of energy that is Tits!
poleman, tits or ass
>>3695869What you say is true brother, but whatever tits do, Ass does ten times better.Do know the feeling of smacking a fine ass or grabbing and caressing them and drowning in their eternal greatness? No, because you are but a child still yearning to suck on his mother's tit.Ass can be like great, fluffy clouds or like freshly picked peaches on a summers day.I am drunk, drunk on the sweet nectar of the gods that is Ass, dancing through the corridors of heaven.
>>3695895Ass is malleable, the beauty of tits is that their perfection is inherent.A peasant can squat and exercise to build up their ass to a more preferably shape, but this is just an imitation of natural beauty.Ass is artificial, Tits are nature incarnate.No exercise will make merrier the heavenly breast, for they are set in divine stone.Your self destructive cravings for ass shall be your undoing, for these are but false rears, not bestowed by birth.To not see the divine grace in bouncing titties in spring, barely held back by a thin white fabric, makes you nothing less than an animal!Ass plays off your lowly mortal reproductive desires, Tits are the body part worthy of the attention of the ascended!
>>3695880Why both of course. People fighting people over somebody preferring tits over ass or vice versa is like that time a decade ago when facebook grandmas had their team edward vs team jacob shit that was everywhere.
>>3695928truly, the patrician we deserve
>tfw no one has mentioned thighs
>>3695910You say Ass is artificial and tits are nature incarnate, but you couldn't be any more wrong.When your ancestors were roaming on the earth what did they see before them when they saw an attractive mate? Ass, that's what.Excercise is your reasoning for why Ass is artificial, how pitiful you've got it all backward!Tell me, how does a woman get better tits? Artificially. How does a woman make her tits look bigger or firmer? Artificially.Have you never in your life, watched as a woman strive to reach divine perfection in her Ass?! In wonderful, downright tantalizingly perfect! To not see the godly perfection in Ass, as a fine woman walks by in summer, a wonderous breeze blows her skirt aloft, makes YOU nothing more than a blind imp spouting nonsense.
The lot of you are fools, it is the Face which is most worthy of the mortal desire to propagate itself. Tits and Ass can be found on anyone, but if not paired with a Face matching their quality, any man who matches them has done nothing but settle in the eyes of their peers, yet a Face without Tits or Ass can be considered a catch nonetheless, for its timeless aesthetic is fit to stand on its own, and it is that- the Face which separates the enlightened connoisseur from the depraved, nigh-bestial furry.
>>3695941The first thing our ancestors saw was ass, that is true, as expected of such simpler and more primitive creatures, as of yet undeveloped mentally like you.The fact that tits can only be improved unnaturally just proves that they are at the very peak of nature!The heavenly nature of two twin orbs striking the air as a woman leaps into a sprint, slapping against each-other with a resounding clap, it is the melody the angels play in heaven!>>3695955Tits>Thighs>Ass>Face>Waist>Shoulders>Feet
>>3695941>this many grammatical mistakeswtf
>>3695966The fact you call filling those lumps of fat with plastic, "Improving", really shows you're quite pitiful indeed.You state the sound tits striking a woman's chest is "the melody the angels play in heaven" but what sound could you be talking about? The fact that you relied on those lumps of fat to be well, fat, shows how boring tits really are. Let me tell you a story from my childhood. I believe it was a summer afternoon, I was sitting on the porch of my house sucking a freezie. I watched as my friend at the time run up to my house and asked me for a freezie. I said "sure", and ran inside to get her one. I came outside and tossed her the freezie, she dropped it and I watched as she huffed in frustration and bent down to pick it up I, naturally, laughed. but when I opened my eyes, that's when I saw it: her ass. Covered by a thin piece of cloth, her pink panties. It was only for a few seconds, but I saw it. At that moment I knew: Ass was the greatest thing in the world.
>"Power and Curiosity drives me.">"My goal is to rule my multiverse. Finishing Wakan Tanka is the step in that direction. I must retake my home from Father.">"What do you mean by the 'most logical course'? When I was born, there were many opportunities on the offer, so many options, so many roads. Even looking back, I cannot tell if I should've stuck to some strict predictable direction."'In my Multiverse, I do many things. I regulate Karma, I administer reincarnation, for death is no end. And through Shiva, I destroy much, only to create things anew through Brahma, and through Vishnu, preserve everything. I grant third eyes, I spin samsara and I am with everything. All is apart of me in my multiverse.''I have watched a summary of your life here in the Beyond. I see you are still held back by mortal things such as love and useless needs as eating. And even now, as you move through the Beyond, you are most concerned of saving lives you could easily replenish rather than passing this trial and becoming a King. Your daughters, your friends and your home? Macaroni and cheese? They are below you now, so far below and meaningless compared to you.''If the worst case as you would see it came to fruition and those that you seek to save were to die, this is nothing to worry over. When you become King of your Multiverse, you can easily recreate them perfectly as they already were. When you come back to your Multiverse as a King, you will be able to do anything with it that you should please. So why worry over them?''Fathers meaning of love is such, to rule and enjoy your rule as his new hand as I and Yahweh do. His love is dominion. If you had followed logic as you should, you would already know all of this, and if those things you wanted were to die, then logic dictates that you would simply remake them again, as you can without end. There is nothing to worry over.''See this such example? These two universes. This one to my right, my most hated one, for it is a universe overrun by deranged Asuras and turned into the worst hellscape imaginable. This one to my left, my most treasured universe, where all are there, Indra... Ganesha... the Devas.... Kali.... Parvarti... and Buddha will one day lead all to salvation here.''Now watch my logic.'Brahman lets his most hated Universe remain untouched, and destroys his most favorite.
'I do not worry over this. I can simply restore my most favorite as I like, perfect as it always is. I could make any number of it that I like. I will do just that.'The most favored universe Brahman destroyed reappears, as though it never was destroyed.'The figure Telesmos once told you that could just make more. He was right, as his intelligence was amazingly above the rest of your pantheon for a time. If your daughters Little Horn, Khala and Gleam were to die, you can always just recreate them as such.''Do you understand now? Logic should be allowed to dictate things. It is only logical.'>Say something to Brahman.>Demand he allow you passage to the next stage.>Write in.
>>3696032Filling breasts with plastic is indeed heresy, but the fact that that is peoples only method forward shows that breasts are the peak of nature, as they cannot be improved naturally.The clap of gorgeous titflesh is far more than fat, it is Thicc.Your childhood experience clouds your mind, you cannot see clearly because of your nostalgia for a panty shot!You are are illogical being!
>>3696051>"Do not confuse me with your logic, brother. I live for memes. "
>>3696051Wait, can we recreate them exactly as they were? Memories and all, soul exactly the same?If so then I guess he's right that death is irrelevant. Also we get a harem of Jazeels.
>>3696056I wear spectacles, but I couldn't see any more clearer, I assure you. Even if a woman's ass can be lacking in size, she can improve them. Even the process of improving them is a wonderful experience.You claim that it is not fat but thiccness you are so in love with? I find that funny, considering the fact that thicc is a term reserved for thighs and ass,
>>3696099The fact that the ass can be improved through exercise shows that the ass is imperfect by nature.The fact that the tits can not be improved through exercise shows that the tits are perfect by nature.These are the facts, cretinite.
>>3696051>Demand he allow you passage to the next stage.Logically he is right
>>3696051>”You have succumbed to the logos and in doing so, lost sight of pathos. Brother, you speak unto me of measured logic and reasoned thought, and in truth though your understanding is admirable, you fail to comprehend that which is most essential. See mortals, the logos, their minds drive them to ever higher heights of ingenuity most profound, but were they bereft of the pathos, the soul, that which renders fickle and illogical compulsion unto their every motion, everything they’ve done would be for naught. Brahman, you are an incarnation of the logos and I do not dare to challenge you, but I ask you to understand that as you have arisen to become the incarnation of logos, I, too, have ascended to become the avatar of pathos. By assigning logic to me, you have made an error, for I have none and I am wholly given unto that which my soul, the pathos desires. See Malevolence, I do not render agony and torment unto those lesser than me, I merely give them the tools to see their temptations fulfilled. You and I are different, but in some ways we are likewise one and the same.”
>>3696051>>3696117Basically >>3696058 this but much wordier.
>>3696051>>Demand he allow you passage to the next stage.
>>3696051Either >>3696058 or >>3696117.
>>3696051>>3696122>>3696129>>3696134Le revised edition>”You have succumbed to the logos and in doing so, lost sight of pathos. Brother, you speak unto me of measured logic and reasoned thought, and in truth though your understanding is admirable, you fail to comprehend that which is most essential. See mortals, the logos, their minds drive them to ever higher heights of ingenuity most profound, but were they bereft of the pathos, the soul, that which renders fickle and illogical compulsion unto their every motion, everything they’ve done would be for naught. Brahman, you are an incarnation of the logos and I do not dare to challenge you, but I ask you to understand that as you have arisen to become the incarnation of logos, I, too, have ascended to become the avatar of pathos. By assigning logic to me, you have made an error, for I have none and I am wholly given unto that which my soul, the pathos desires. See Malevolence, I do not render agony and torment unto those lesser than me, I merely give them the tools to see their temptations fulfilled. You and I are different, but in some ways we are likewise one and the same. Brother, don’t you see? I do it for the memes!”
>>3696117Say this, >>3696117 then demand he allow you passage to the next stage.
>>3696108you are blinded by your own foolishness.If a woman is insecure about certain aspects of her ass, she can exercise. This is not to say that their ass isn't perfect already.How can a woman improve her tits if she's insecure about them? That's right, by filling them with plastic.These are the facts, lobotomite.
>>3696108>>3696173Cease and desist detailing the thread with inane frivolities, sodomites
>>3696173Those insecure about their bodies are all fools.Plastic surgery is heresy, such artificial intervention is the work of demons.If one can exercise to improve their ass, their ass is flawed.A woman insecure about her tits is akin to a hitler or a stalin perhaps.Nature dictates the form!
>>3696185>Nature dictates the form!Of the dicks going up your ass, you’re a bigger rainbow than Lulu
>>3696185You have only looked upon the surface of my argument.There are many forms of ass, almost each one perfect in nature, but if a woman seeks to add something such as firmness or largeness to her ass, she can do so through exercise. Just because one can go beyond perfection, doesn't mean they are flawed.I don't believe I can say the same for tits.
>>3696148Ok say the definitive version then demand passage.
>>3696209If it can be improved, it was never perfect to begin with!
Okay, what the fuck? Why are you derailing the thread with off topic stuff and why OP doesn't step in?
>>3696220Because they’re bored faggots and OP’s too busy drawing to check the flood of retardation
>>3696217Tsk tsk, as I said, Ass can go BEYOND perfection.
>>3696233>>3696217SHUT THE FUCK UP!
>>3696194Oi the fuck you say about Lulu you?Anyways the for a and ads fags are stupid. The answer is personality and body that matter. Why would you marry a money sinking, cheating absolute trap because she has a good ass or good boobs. Also while jazeel fags liking her because tits like the dumb dumbs they are is one thing but asssnon if you like ass why villa? She'd be a completely flat board and if it was bent it'd give her constant discomfort cause it's wood.
>>3696051>"Its never exactly the same. Even if I have the ability to reconstruct them, There's still something that remains constant, Its like time. In some places an hour in a day is relative to 200 centuries, and years in another are less than a moment. But to my knowledge, There is no place in my home that has time go backwards naturally. I have domain over time, I can reverse it. But I choose not to in times of tragedy, As even if the world reverses, My mind does not. I simply cannot live with that. They are my daughters, And I wish for them to live uninterrupted. Constant. There is no need for destruction when it merely preludes recreation. If I were to build a castle, Why would I need to destroy it while it still stands immaculate?"
>>3696272It's set in wood.>>3696250Also uh... Jazeel has other things going for her besides tits.Give me an hour and I'll come up with one.
>>3696274Less so than the callous disregard of billions of souls to prove a point
>>3696250WAIT JUST SECOND, IT COULD BE MADE OUT OF POSSIBLY PLANTS OR FRUIT, HA ANOTHER VICTORY FOR ASS
>>3696267This and >>3696148
>>3696280He said he can recreate their souls. So why care if somone dies if you could make a million of them they are not special.
>>3696300I'm with you anon.If we can even recreate the soul at this point then their deaths are merely a small setback.
>>3696300>>3696301If you destroy every atom of your boleved daughter on a whim and then reassemble a perfect replica, that’s not your daughter.
>>3696308Every 7 years every atom of your body is replaced.You're still the same person.This method just does it all at once instead of over time.
>>3696280Let's say I wiped your mom from existance no suffering no pain just instantly gone and then I remade her before you very eyes you mother was back. Would you care. Humans value loved ones because they could never get them back, but since were and elder god we can. Khala, Gleam, and little horn hold no more value than a mass factory produced toy.
>>3696319That’s not the destruction of the soul, it occurs over time and consciousness has ample time to disperse and fill the new substance. It’s continuous.>>3696324Yes I would care, because you’d just deleted the woman that raised me and created a facsimile in their place.
>>3696342The soul was recreated, it's the same
>>3696319>>3696324You two are not seeing the bigger picture.Think of someones life as a line. When a person dies, The line stops. If you were to recreate the person, The line doesn't suddenly resume. Instead, You've split the line. There's now 2 separate lines and only one can belong to a person. Therefor they're not the same person.Seriously, I really don't want this to devolve into a Tiny Hitler argument.
>>3696358The line does resume, drawn on the same paper with the same pencil, the mind resuming from where the line just ended.
>>3696368It’s not the same lead, everything about the line might be the same but it isn’t the same line, only the illusion of one.
>>3696375If it looks like a duck...
>>3696308Why do you value her though. Because she's loving, caring ect. The actions one takes are not vauable the character and person behind them is. You mother may have raised you but any copy would have done the same in same exact way. She is not unique or special for taking those actions.
>>3696383And quacks like a duck, that doesn’t make it the same as another, identical duck you threw into a grease trap earlier.
>>3696368Its merely a different line starting where the other left off, Its not in the same stroke of the pen.
>>3696392It is difference solely because you perceive it so.>>3696391If the duck is identical then it is by definition the same
>>3696390She is not the same, and you have a fundamental lack of understanding. How would you feel if you were consigned to oblivion, so that a perfect replica could take your place?
>>3696396If I have two marbles, each one identical in every way, the only difference being that one is in my pocket and the other in the palm of my hand, if I crush the marble to powder then scatter it to the winds, setting the previous marble where the other left, is it the same marble? No sane mind would argue it to be.
>>3696358The line does not split it disappers and exact copy would resume where the last one left off. Sure they are not
>>3696396That's the fucking point! It all comes down to perception, Context. If you knew that your loved one was replaced with a replica, then you know that's not the same person anyomre! Don't act like you'd be perfectly fine with everyone you love being replaced by imitations if you were aware of it!
>>3696408They're not imitations, everything about them is exactly the same, they are the same!
>>3696117Support>>3696411A perfect replica is still nothing but a replica. If you perfectly copied a drawing down to the atom but burned the original that doesn't make the copy the original.
>>3696402By the very defation of the word they are.
>>3696411BUT THE IMITATIONS DIDN'T DO ANYTHING THE REAL PEOPLE DID THOUGH! THEY DIDN'T MAKE THAT SANDWICH FOR YOU YESTERDAY THE REAL PERSON DID IT!
'I am an operation, the ultimate of my Multiverse. I am not like you, but I can see the meaning of your words. It simply wouldn't be the same to you at least, would it?''I cannot change your mind, nor read it. I understand perfectly that you cannot be deterred by my word, that you will go your own way as you should, as I have.''When you pass the Beyond, you will, as I and Yahweh have, become a perfect being with full control of your Multiverse.''I cannot truly bring myself to care, but I hope you will be able to get what you want in the end, Yahweh and I did.'Brahman extends an arm and opens a passage to the next stage of the Beyond.'You shall seek power, and you will gain it. But do not let your lust for it take control. There are two who stand above you, and they are beyond power. You could never reach them, or even hold a candle.'You and Lulu both enter the next stage...
>>3696282Ah so either have her squeeze water every time she sits of have her squeeze juice. Great.
>>3696419But they did, because they have the memory of doing it, and belief defines reality.Also I don't think we're going to convince the other.
>>3696420The Brahman is wrong to underestimate the depths of our madness.
>>3696437Ungluck's mind is literally just a hive of 4chan autists.Of all gods he is most cursed.
>>3696425IF YOU HAD A CLONE OF HITLER WHO THOUGHT HE DID THE HOLOCAUST IT DOESN'T MEAN SHIT, ANON. THE REAL HITLER DID IT!WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO CREATE A CLONE WHY CAN'T WE KEEP THE REAL ONE? WE DON'T HAVE TO CLONE THEM AND LET THE ORIGINAL DIE! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!
>>3696415What you don't comprehend is that they hold the same value. If take away a dollar and give you another one back indetical to the previous one does it matter.
>>3696452We don’t have to murder and clone Little Horn anon.Nobody is advocating for that.But the clone for Hitler would have the mind of someone who committed the holocaust, and the soul of the person who committed the holocaust, and the body ect.This makes him the person who committed the holocaust
>>3696461That’s like saying the identical but innocent twin of a serial killer, if he’s been given the memories of having committed the killings, is guilty and should be executed.
>>3696461YEAH BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE THE ACT OF COMMITTING THE HOLOCAUST! CLONE HITLER IS AN INNOCENT HE DIDN'T DO THE ACTION! HE WASN'T THERE! YOU CAN'T CLONE THE ACT ITS TOO METAPHYSICAL! YOU'RE MAKING UP PATAPHYSICS!BY YOUR LOGIC IF I FUCKED A CLONE OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND (MORE LIKELY) YOU'D GET PISSED BECAUSE IT COUNTS AS THE SAME PERSON IN YOUR PERSPECTIVE!
>>3696461You think this has something to do with the flooded dreadwalk though? Like Remaking thousands of of copies people cause the same person but another soul to appear each time they die.
>>3696474It’s like saying that, yes.It’s not the same however.There existing two people at once forces the two people to be different.If one exists after the other they can be the same.For example if we resurrected Hitler he’d be the same Hitler that killed everyone, but by your logic he’d have to be different because his magic pencil stopped then restarted, and the interruption makes him different.>>3696484If you asked clone Hitler if he committed the holocaust he’d say yes anon.Also I can totally clone the act, materialism.Also, if I had a partner you really think I’d be shitposting on 4chan?Again, if there are two identical beings at once they are necessarily different.
>>3696503WELL NOW YOUR ORIGINAL PARTNER IS FUCKING DEAD AND THE CLONE REMAINSWHAT NOWWHAT THE FUCK NOW
>>3696515Was the clone created after the original died, with body memory and soul intact/
>>3696522BEFORE THE ORIGINAL DIED.
Okay, are you unironically argueing for real, or are you just memeing about hypothetical Hitler?
>>3696542Before then no, it’s not the same person.
>>3696515what the fuck did i come back too?
>>3696552I have the wrong opinion, this kind anon is enlightening me.
You enter the next stage of the Beyond ahead and come out into some sort of living space."Awww yeah!" Lulu says, pouncing right into the place and digging into the nearby minifridge for soda. "This is my apartment, basically where I live.""But you were homeless....?" You say."Well yeah, I got evicted by Akasha a long time back. But it's as cozy as ever, I got everything I need here, pizza, baja blast, xbox, et cetera. It's the dream man.""Well make yourself at home if you want, I'm gonna stay here for a little. Oh, and I think the way to the next stage should be around here somewhere.... dunno where though."In Lulu's apartment, there was a television, a couch, a recliner, a bookshelf, a kitchen with the appropriate appliances, a fireplace, a pantry closet, and a staircase. Up the stairs was Lulu's bedroom, an attic, and downstairs was the basement. In a way, his apartment resembled a college frat house.You see Lulu go upstairs.There is a door on the wall behind you, but it opens up to reveal a solid wall and nothing more. There were no windows in the apartment.What will you do?
>>3696590Crush some dew and destroy some 9 year olds in COD:4
>>3696590>Turn on the TV and Xbox, let's see what he got here.
>>3696590Ask him why he got evicted, then visit the basement
>>3696590Don't tell me... The next stage is in the pitch black basement/attic isn't it?
>>3696484Actions don't matter the character they reflect does. The reason we value actions over words or thought is because they reflect one's true character and what they will do. When you can create copies of one person you know they will do exactly the same as the other one. Let's say say you shot a murderer in the head in an instant a copy of him is made with his memories and replaces where the previous one was. You if you let him live he will countinue his murders. Should you kill the murder clone. By your logic since this copy of the murderer did nothing wrong we should let him live. Copies are the same and will do the same as the previous one there is no differance other than the knowledge that one existed before the other.
>>3696604This, no reason not to hang for a little bit before our next death battle
>>3696590>>Play blade 3Come on guy's we never got to use it.
>>3696633I mean everyone is probably being tortured, but yeah we can chill for a bit
>>3696604This, ask why he got evicted and clear up the we hate him misunderstanding from last thread.
>>3696627Yes, But the clone didn't do anything that the original did, He only thinks he did it. He's innocent until he does anything illegal. THEN he can be punished. You're basically saying the son, if aware of his fathers actions, should be held accountable for his father's crimes.
>>3696649No im saying if you know the son will 100% murder people like his father you should kill him.
>>3696649The clone in this situation is more akin to the original person brought back to life than a new person.
>>3696659We must stop all crime before it can happen. yeah that is a bad premise
>>3696665Then why refer to him as a clone then?>>3696659Depends if I'm the only one who knows this.
>>3696678Because it makes it easier to communicate if we’re using the same terms.
>>3696590Go upstairs and search the attic for the entrance to the next stage. If we can't find it there check the basement.
You seat yourself on Lulu's leather couch and DAMN it was comfy, must have came from a Sears store at some mall. Even had cup holders.You grab the remote and switch on the television and the Xbox 360.You go over and peruse Lulu's library to find that he owns absolutely every single game available for this console on it digitally, stored in five separate hard drives.You hear Lulu digging up stairs.What will you do?
>>3696722Go upstairs and search the attic for the entrance to the next stage. If we can't find it there check the basement.
>>3696722Browse the internet and go to 4chan, /qst/
>>3696722>look for Lulu's "weird" game collection
>>3696722Play some games, start with Scott Pilgrim.
>>3696733Support 4th wall break.
>>3696722>lulu uses the fucking panda avatarShut this damned thing off right now. We need to confront him about this.
>>3696733This, the only way to defeat Akasha is to go meta
>>3696643We’re the God of Malevolence, not Common Sense
>>3696670If you know who was gonna commmit crimes before they committed them 100% of the time shouldn't you stop them.
>>3696824Wasn’t this the plot of a movie
>>3696828No movies have you knowing jf somone is gonna commit a crime 100% of the time.
>>3696824you can't just punish people for a crime they haven't committed
>>3696828Minority Report was about persecuting POSSIBLE crimes, not guaranteed ones, a criticism of those who advocate for thought crimes.
Anyways the main point im making is that actions dont make a person they only reflect who they are. There in a clone who we know will murder people or the orginal who has already. In the end the outcome is the same and thus they have the same value.
>>3696849Well, I interpreted it as such.
>>3696852I meant to sayAnyways the main point im making is that actions dont make a person they only reflect who they are. There is no differance between a clone who we know will murder and the orginal who has already. In the end the outcome is the same and thus they have the same value.
You open up the Xbox internet browser and decide to visit a website the mortals were all over all of the time, 4chan.org.Strangely, as you accessed one of the boards, static would occasionally flicker across the screen.There was this wrenching feeling in your gut then, screaming at you to leave and stop this, that it was trespassing..."Hey dude, c'mere!" Lulu shouts to you from upstairs.>Go upstairs.>Go upstairs.>Go upstairs.>Continue browsing.
>>3696870We need to go deeper, keep browsing.Click on created 7
>>3696870>Go upstairs.Another time, perhaps.
>>3696870>click on Created, #7Damn it all, we must know!
>>3696870>realize that the thread named created has fathers face on it then click on it
>>3696870>Continue browsing.Cant wait till ungluck sees who control him.
Changing my vote>>3696878+1
>>3696870>CONTINUE BROWSING>click on Created#7
HEY UNGLUCKLOOK BEHIND YOU ;)
>>3696870Hey Ungluck, if you’re about to read this keep in mind that Jazeel is best girl, also you should colour the concubine outfit green.
Don't listen to the jazeel fags. Kilkree is best girl. She loves you and would make a great wife. Jazeel is a bitch.
>>3696889Don't listen to him, He's one of the spawn!
>>3696870In all seriousness, I couldn’t imagine realizing that my entire life had been orchestrated by a handful of autists on a paraguayan oratory enthusiasts emporium
Huh? Is that Father's face? Click...
>>3696870Hey look a request!>Click on Pokemon QuestGuys can we go into the meta draw quest while going met Let's see what happens
>>3696898Despite Killkrees temperature, Jazeel is hotterPerhaps Killkree is better as a wife for now, but Jazeel will only overtake her as time goes on
>>3696905>inb4 Insanity domainCLICK IT CLICK IT CLICK IT
>>3696905Could it be... The door to father in plain sight.... All along?
UNGLUCK IF YOU CAN READ THIS, FORGET KILLKREE AND JAZEEL, VILLIA IS THE NEW HOTNESS
>>3696905Personally Ungluck, I think Jazeel would bear better godly children. But hey. Not even we are perfect. OR YOU UNGLUCK. NOT EVEN YOU ARE PERFECT.>Learn this lesson and you shall pass this test son.
>>3696911The physical form is much more mabale than a shit personality. Im sure kilkree would turn into a valkrie with massive tits and a big ass if we wanted.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3696919B L A S P H E M Y
>>3696919KILLKREE IS BEST GIRL! you know this to be true ungluck
>>3696923Fire and evil synergize much better than good and evil.
Killkree is best girl.
>>3696911>>3696923>>3696924In all seriousness, Killkree x Jazeel while Unglück watches is the patrician pill
>>3696923This is true, Jazeel is great parent material.>>3696924Ok, ask her to do that that next we see her.She’ll probably ask if you don’t like her current form, then feel all mopey.Jazeel isn’t one to get bogged down by that sort of stuff.
>>3696919Azzone get gone, Killkree best girl.
UNGLUCK IF YOU HAD A TINY LITTLE HITLER WOULD YOU TORTURE HIM?
>>3696938Get out and take your cuck taste with you
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3696928I A M I N E V I T A BLE
What.... what is all this? What the hell is this?! How... how do these internet users know your name?!
>>3696939>Jazeel is great parent material.Literally wrong.>Killkree'd get mopeyAnd Jazee l would tell us to go duck ourselves
>>3696946It’s not cucked to watch both your b*tches get it on, then dive in once it’s getting hot and heavy>>3696947I surrender
>>3696941If we have Ungluck use his domain over the multiverse to fuck Jazeel, then make it the most pleasurable thing she’s ever experienced using his total dominion over everything, then after like 4 sessions she’ll just cave out of bliss.Everyone wins.
>>3696919CMON UNGLUCK Y'KNOW YOU'VE HAD A LOOK AT THAT ASS , MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE
>>3696952HEY UNGLUCK LITTLE SPOILR FOR YOU SOME ANONS WANT YOU TO FUCK JAZEEL, YOUR IN A 5TH DIMEMSIONAL IMAGBOARD RIGHT NOW AND YOUR DAD IS WATCHING
DO NOT FALTER, ÜNGLUCK, PERSEVERE WITH KILKREE.
>>3696870>>3696905>>3696952Top fucking zozzle
>>3696939No, she'll take our suggestion in stride She was said because animus would yell at her for everything she made nver suggesting what she should do, but she was happy when we gave her suggestions. Im sure she would be happy to be a hot valkyrie and bear our children.
THINK ABOUT IT UNGLUCK, IT ALL LINES UP! VILLIA BEST GIRLLLLL
Oh no, Ungluck is gonna an existential crisis.
>>3696954She made Chadalus, and everyone universally loved him at the demigod expo.And yeah she’d tell us to go fuck ourselves, which makes it even better when she starts to fall for Ungluck over time.>>3696964Hey, you’re free to try.
>>3696967Woodn’t you stop?
>>3696952HEY UNGLUCKYORE FAGGET
>>3696952ÜNGLUCK welcome to multi-multiverse and remember we are always watching
>>3696956So basially fuck her until she likes us instead of sticking with killkree the one we IC want to fuck I get more disappointed with each of your posts.>>3696955Oh sorry lad thought you meant watching like a creep as Jazeel ad Killkree fuck
>>3696972NOmaybe sorry if im being loud
You must know, you have to know what this is....
>>3696952Ungluck we are your worshipers from the 3rd dimension.We have followed you ever since the day you were created.
>>3696978What?We’re sticking with both of them to the bitter end anon.Killkree is great.
OK UNGLUCK MAYBE KILLKREE IS BEST GIRL BUT LIKE, CAN'T VILLIA BE LIKE, SECOND BEST
>>3696952We are not mere internet users UngluckWe are a specific type of chaos demon, we are known as...THE KEK
>>3696970Would rather help a girl out of her depression or get a bitch who wishes you would die and constantly calls you scum to like you.
>>3696978No, that’d be cucked as shit, I’m talking like foreplay
>>3696993We’re above choosing, both obviously.
>>3696970She made her own gary sue then stopped him from dating someone he liked. Also slapped our child.Ok so if we decide to waste time following someone we don like she might do that, but what about you keep to your own standards and acknowledge what she'd say presently
>>3696983>Saging your own thread
>>3696983I’m the voice in your head that writes about half of those long-winded speeches and does its best to steer you on the path to omnipotence
We're you Ungluck, or rather lots of differents parts of you, nice to meet you face to face.
>>3696992Fuck off with that nu-Chanology shit.>>3697001>NamefaggingLurk more.
>>3696983ÜNGLUCK we are humans from a parallel version of reality that can gently influence the course of events in other versions of reality. in other words, we have your back.
>>3696992>>3697001Read my earlier post Ungluck We are the KEK
>>3696983Bad news dude. Your not quite out the fourth wall yet
>>3697001Oh SHIT niggers, play it cool, play it cool... Uhhh, fuck he’s onto us
>>3697001Whatever you do, Don't open this spoiler.
Huh? Suddenly as you post, there is no connection...
Tremble in fear ungluck for your true masters are here. We control the fiber of your being and the actions you take. Also marry kilkree she is best girl.
>>3697001We are each aspects of your personality, residing on a vietnamise tapestry admonishing forumI represent your lust for Jazeel, and am the part of you who came up with the idea of the concubine outfit.
>>3697001We're all from another dimension and have been watching your journey since your birth, influencing your decisions along the way
>>3697001OKOKOK UM WE ARE LIKE YOUR INNER VOICE AND WE'VE BEEN WITH YOU SINCE BIRTH OR SOME SHIT SO LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW KILLKREEANDVILLIAAND JAZEELBESTGIRLS KILLKREEANDVILLIAAND JAZEELBESTGIRLS KILLKREEANDVILLIAAND JAZEELBESTGIRLS KILLKREEANDVILLIAAND JAZEELBESTGIRLS KILLKREEANDVILLIAAND JAZEELBESTGIRLS KILLKREEANDVILLIAAND JAZEELBESTGIRLS KILLKREEANDVILLIAAND JAZEELBESTGIRLS
>>3697021>Check the router
>>3697021You just cucked us real hard Qm, wtf.
>>3696983You are destined to suffer eternal torment or take on the mantle of Akasha, 99-1 odds, optimistically speaking>>3696992>>3697014Don’t listen to this faggot
>>3697000We will have unlimited time to waste anon.Also I already said she’s a bitch.
>>3697021OH SHIT. We 4th walled walled his ass.
>>3697021Check the basment of the apartment>Lets get back to the quest I dont think Qm is gonna let us break the fourth wall.
>>3697021Well shit. Oh well, let's go check Lulu.
>>3697021>unplugg router for 5 minutes and plug it back in again
>>3697021try againtry againtry again
>>3697032Don't post anymore, you have reached peak performance, also known as funny sex number
>>3697021Wait a second.Someone screen shotted Ungluck's postSomeone has enough imagination and faggotry to be on 4chan.Someone turned off the internet. Someone's been with us almost all the time.OHSHITIs Lulu poleman?Did he do it while we slept on the throne? No wonder he tabbed on us before we could dab on him.
>>3697070THE PLOT THICKENS
>>3697070Oh SHIT my guy
>>3697064I promise not to, good call.
Suddenly, a hand appears on the screen and knocks on it."You shouldn't be doing that, son."
>>3697084See>>3696978 Third line
>>3697090THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!
>>3697090FUCK FUCK FUCK>TURN OFF THE TV
>>3697090>>Fuck off dad, I'm playing minecraft
>>3697090UNPLUG THE TVNOW
The screen cracks then and the television no longer works.
>>3697090Awe man, but bed time is not until 10!
>>3697109Ah shit, lulu is gonna hate us for wrecking his tv
>>3697109Oh shit, let’s play it cool and act like nothing happened.
>>3697109"What the fuck, dad?!"
>>3697109>Use your android and go online
>>3697109QUICK!>throw controller at tv to cover it up as a heated gamer moment.
>>3697130Yell out a bunch of racial slurs too.
>>3697110it's well past our bedtime if that's the case
>>3697118>>3697128>implying we don’t use a tiny Minion Mirror>>3697130Are we really Malevolent enough to flip out on a TV not five minutes after starting the game? This really isn’t a bad idea though.
>>3697090>>3697109Well on the good side he didn't smite us on the bad side we broke Lulu's TV.
>>3697140We have the Mphone M max?Damn, good shit.
>>3697151No, evil shit
You scream various slurs and curses and then throw the xbox controller near the floor under the television before getting up and heading upstairs.You go to Lulu's bedroom."Oh hiiiiiiii~ Looky who I found in my closet!""Mi restos ĉi tie for de vi kaj vi ne povas igi min eliri. Mi malamas vin.""So, we should probably start looking around to find the way to the next stage. The uh.. door wasn't blocked by a wall last I knew... so I'm guessing the way has to be somewhere else." Lulu says.>Search the den.>Search Lulu's bedroom.>Search the attic.>Search the basement.>Write in.
>>3697245Sick bed, Lulu>Search the den.
>>3697245Rape the loli. >>Search the basement.
>>3697245Silly Agamemnon, thinking they have a choice.>Search the basement
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>3697251HERESY
>>3697245>Search the basement.
>>3697245>Search the closet
>>3697245>>Search the attic.
>>3697245>Lulu I know about you being part of 4chan
>>3697245> "Come out of the closet, Agsme!">search the basement
>>3697259I got 750ml og 40% vodjkaa in me. You and your rolls have no power over m,y shitposting now.
>>3697245>Grab Aga by the... whatever and SEARCH THE BASEMENT! this is so totally leading into an isaac reference segment isn't it
>>3697279Perkele Saatana! What are you doing, anon?!
>>3697287Support on grabbing the crystal Loli
>>3697272Agsme is honestly a pretty cute name but I’d prefer to keep calling them Agamemnon for the lulz>>3697279>the namefag can’t handle his sweet apple moonshineImagine my shock
>>3697245I just realized Lulu looks like my first time on shrooms.
>>3697307Look as myucg as I wish it they don't sell everclear here cause I live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere.>>3697317What was it like anon?
>>3697327My dog looked like Lulu.
>>3697342>didn’t say doggoCongratulations on having a pair of testicles anon
>>3697348You, on the other hand...
>>3697348>inb4 you're a spain anon, aka a diet-sandnigger.
>>3697358I’d post tits if my IP weren’t blocked>>3697361No u
>>3697348I was actually considering typin doge but i dont like Es
Agamemnon makes a groaning electronic noise."Mi venos, sed mi faros kion mi volas, mi ne akceptos viajn ordonojn!"You, Lulu and Agamemnon go down the stairs and into the basement of the apartment."Shoot, I forgot all the lights down here went out. Hey, be careful where you step, I have valuables down here, like Christmas decorations, my washing machine, and uh.... my stash... So be careful!" Lulu urges you and Agamemnon."Oh..... and be quiet and step lightly too.... I think ole' Janny might be down here." Lulu warns.".....Janny....?" You say."Yeah, Janus, he's used to be the God of Time across all Multiverse 1 and 2, but then he lost his job when Cepte'Zchtek decided that Time in Multiverses should be controlled by the actual Kings of those Multiverses instead. Tatsu watched over it until you took his place, meaning that Time in Multiverse 3 is yours to control. Because there's no Time in the Beyond, Janus doesn't have access to his full power anymore, but that guy's fucking PISSED every second of his life, so he could still put up a pretty good fight if he found us." Lulu explains.".... Why would Janus be down here....?" You ask."I used to let him sleepover sometimes. I told him I left a key under the mat, so he could have claimed my apartment for his own since I got evicted."Will you really explore this basement and run the risk of encountering a super powerful NEET enemy?
>>3697406>Oop too late, a fourth pair of eyes show up behind you.
>>3697406>I live for danger.Janus huh? Isn't he the god of gateways in Roman mythology? Might be our ticket out.
>>3697406nah back out
>>3697406Well if we found it, let's try to recruit him, another member to the party and possibly get some dirty on Cepte and pops.
>>3697406Try tp find and befriend Janus and get him to join us,
Oh just realized, we're a loli, a druggie fratboy and an edgefag all together. A Janny's worst nightmare.
Roll a 1d100.If more lower rolls are counted than higher one, you encounter a fucking PISSED Janny.If more higher rolls are counted than lower ones, you'll make an extraordinary discovery in Lulu's basement.
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>3697435
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>3697435Ahem, fuck niggers and fuck Janny.
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>3697435
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>3697435Fucking timelords
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>3697435Power rangers I invoke you like the Destruction god fight.
>>3697435>>3697437>>3697439>>3697440Now everyone stop rolling.>>3697435Checkmate
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3697435Dabb
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>3697435REEEEEEEEE FUCK JANNIES
Okay, that's good enough.
>>3697443https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBPYbMRWaWA POWER RANGERS BLESS!
>>3697406>Will you really explore this basement and run the risk of encountering a super powerful NEET enemy?Yes, but try to be stealthy so he won't notice us.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>3697435
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>3697435I want to RAPE the jannie
Amazing! You come across a cardboard box in the basement.Oh, and a treasure chest too.Lulu becomes nervous at the sight of the things, especially the cardboard box."H-Hey! Why don't you open that treasure chest, it could have.... uh... t-treasure in it! Completely disregard the box, just go for the treasure chest!"Lulu tries to bound over, but is stopped by Agamemnon grabbing him and spouting some lecture about booby traps.>Open the treasure chest.>Open the cardboard box.>Write in.
>>3697494>>Open the treasure chest.I trust Lulu.
>>3697494>Open the cardboard box.Let's see that porn stash.
>>3697494>Open the treasure chest.>Open the cardboard box.both.
>>3697494>open the cardboard box
>>3697503If not possible, just open the cardboard box
>>3697494Lulu better not be skimming any pure fabric on us.
>>3697514>Lulu better not be skimming any pure fabric on us.nope, probably just porn
>INB4 its porn of us
>>3697494>ask Agsme Which one we should open
>>3697516We’re the God of Malevolence, we don’t judge.>>3697517Okay, maybe a little.
>>3697494>Open the treasure chest.no, don't touch Lulu's stash of clopfics!
>>3697530>clopfics!Go back to /mlp/
>>3697494>Open the cardboard box.
>>3697502>>3697511>>3697513Guys this is way too obvious, he's clearly using reverse psychology on us to get us to open the cardboard box instead of the chest.
>>3697537In that case, it’s a win-win because we’d be fully justified in opening the treasure chest after finding whatever’s in the cardboard box.
>>3697544>inb4 anon posts the /tg/ horse anus screencap
>>3697548>Capricornus upon being transported to the ascended Azzone is on the verge of solving the Wakan Tanka timeline
>>3697532Takes one to know one, huh?
>>3697567I remember the times before the /mlp/ quarantine board was made. those were dark times.
You open the cardboard box, much to Lulu's displeasure, and find a whole bunch of NASCAR memorabilia.Ah nothi-WAIT! Underneath the NASCAR memorabilia, a hard drive with a rather long cord. Lulu makes an audible gulp."A-Ah! Never seen that before, just a crummy old hard drive! Haha! Best just throw that away, amIrightdon'tfuckinglookatitstopinvadingmyprivacygoddamnitImeanitputitdownnow, yeah?!">Scan the hard drive...>Throw it away and open the chest.>Break it.>Write in.
>>3697614>Scan the hard drive...I swear to god, if it's demigod porn...
>>3697614>>Throw it away and open the chest.I don't think I want to know what sort of degeneracy Lulu has than makes him of all people get so worked up.
>>3697614>>dab on Lulu then Scan the hard drive...
>>3697614>Scan the hard driveHORSE PORN CHOO CHOO
>>3697614>Scan the hard driveWhew lads
>>3697614> grab lulu , scan the hard drive, forgive him for whatever is on it. >promise we will show him our hard drive
>>3697621WOO WOO, SUPPORT!
>>3697614>Scan the hard drive... bro...I won't judge, bro's don't judge, bro. I'll show you my hard drive later bro, I just have to see bro.
You scan the hard drive... there is a single folder inside labeled 'Promotions'.Will you open it?
>>3697631>"This better be fat bug porn or I'm disowning you, LuLu.">Open it.
>>3697631>OPEN THE FOLDER
>>3697631>Why is your promotion folder using 6.3 gigabytes >Put it backCome on guy's he's been a bro and he seems like this is one of the only things he'd prefer us not do
>>3697631Promotions?Fuck yeah this is back in the 80s when Lulu was going job to job twirling signs!
>>3697631>Open the folderGIMME GIMME GIMME
>>3697631>open folderAt least tell Lulu we wont judge him on whats in it!
>>3697631>Open the folder Forbidden knowledge
>>3697631Oh wait a fucking minute this is probably gonna attract that Janny or maybe even a Modus.
>>3697631>>3697636Yeah, let's not be that guy that betrays his bro's trust.
>>3697655dude what if this was Lulus Masterplan to seize control of the multiverse from us?
>>3697642Fuck im changing my vote to not betray Lulu.Getting too many worst case scenarios in my head.
You look into the Promotions folder.... and are repulsed....Dear... Akasha save us all....
>>3697679>calmly turn to Lulu "...so why do you have a folder name Killkree"
>>3697679Let's stop here. Put everything back in the box and forget what we saw.
>>3697679Oh wow he managed to download all of the panda before it died!>Open the Killkree folder.
>>3697679>Open "the forbidden stuff"WE MUST GO DEEPER
>>3697684And more importantly, WHY DIDN’T YOU SHARE!!
>>3697679I like how my eyes went to killkree then SCP, then jazeel. Besides that, that is a pretty impressive collection Lulu!
>>3697683A Janny did this!
>>3697679>Killkree>Jazeel>liveforthefunk>street lights>tails comic >forbidden stuffBoy, he in some stuff.
Dont be fooled this isn't his true secret we must go deeper, we must go into the forbidden stuff foler.
>>3697679> go deeper the forbidden stuff
But what the FUCK could be more forbidden than the things you already see in this garbage heap of a folder?You click on 'the forbidden stuff'......Oh no....
>>3697690+1TREASURE, WE FOUND THE FUCKING TREASURE
>>3697712>OPEN THE FILE
>>3697712Is this one the level of that tile floor guy? I mean we're a shapeshifting mirror.
>>3697712I dont know if our freindship can recover that's a little weird.
You drop the hard drive to the floor, it breaks into pieces with a loud CRAK!Lulu bashes his head against the floor hard, cartoonishly inverting his whole head so that he can silently scream in shame."ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵖᶦᶜˢ ᵒᶠ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸ ᵍᵒᵈᵎ ᴰᵒn'ᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵃnʸ ᶦᵈᵉᵃˢᵎ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵉʳᵉn'ᵗ ˢᵘᵖᵖᵒˢᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ˢᵉᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵃˡˡ...ᵎ" Lulu hyperventilates.
>>3697712Click the image.
>>3697721Well jeez, we're an asshole.
>>3697721Ask him when he even had the chance to take the picture!
>>3697724He's the one who has pics of every god.
>>3697721At least we didnt rage over Jazeel or Killkree.
>>3697721......bro... please say sike bro
>>3697721>”WHY DIDN’T YOU SHARE?!? I THOUGHT WE WERE BROTHERS!”
>>3697731Even though this is edgy, we have to ask him this.
>>3697727And we're the one who invaded his privacy and broke his hard drive.
>>3697733We’re the God of Evil, it’d be a bit out of character to get pissed with him for hoarding porn.
>>3697721>"While I can call you a patrician for having an Insect folder, I cannot forgive you for that... Depiction of me. Especially so... Unfiltered."
>>3697721Even Akasha and Cepte? Not interested of course just curious.
Suddenly, a new tall figure approaches."I THOUGHT I HEARD THE SOUNDS OF A HARD DRIVE GETTING BROKEN! TREMBLE IN FEAR BEFORE ME! IT IS I! JANUS THE GOD OF TIME!""ᴳᵒ ᵃʷᵃʸ ᴶᵃnᵘˢᵎ ᴵ'ᵐ ʰᵃᵛᶦnᵍ ᵃ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵏᵈᵒʷn ʰᵉʳᵉᵎ""HAHAHA! SOMEBODY FOUND YOUR PORN STASH HUH LULU?! DON'T WORRY! YOU WON'T BE ASHAMED ANY LONGER, CAUSE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!""ᵂʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒnnᵃ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵐᵉˀᵎ ᴵ ˡᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵗᵃʸ ʰᵉʳᵉᵎ""BECAUSE I WANT REVENGE! FOR YOU FORGETTING MY PIZZA ROLES! YOU KNOW HOW SPITEFUL I AM!""ᴵ ʷᵃˢ ᵉᵛᶦᶜᵗᵉᵈᵎ""DON'T CARE! YOU'RE DEAD! I HIT THE GYM FOR CENTURIES WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT!">Try to reason with Janny.>Attack Janny.>Let Janny kill Lulu.>Write in.
>>3697731Support!Ask him if lolimegmon was in the loli folder.
>>3697721>Open the chest
>>3697721BRO WHY DIDN'T YOU SHARE?!?! THAT ONE FOLDER WAS WEIRD BUT IF YOU SAY SIKE AND DELETE IT I'LL FORGET THAT I EVER SAW THAT SHIT BRO
>>3697743>>Try to reason with Janny.Let's get a fourth party member.
>>3697743>>Try to reason with Janny.Ask him the way to the next stage
>>3697743>Try to reason with Janny."How bout you fuck shit up with us and I at the least make you god of time in my multiverse."
>>3697743>Try to reason with Janny>”We hate Cepte’Zhek too”
>>3697743>Attack Janny.Even if lulu is a creep who has a crush on us and makes weird images of us to fap off to he is still our freind.
>>3697743>"Hey man, I have a deal for you.">"If you don't kill any of us, and if I succeed in becoming ruler of Multiverse 3, I'll indoctrinate you back in as uh... God of gateways, I guess? Does that work?"
>>3697743>kill janny.nothing is gonna stop us from seeing killkree p- I mean, figuring out why lulu didn't share his stash.
>>3697752If made him the god of time we would lose control over time. That's not very cool.
>>3697752>>3697758Don't do that, give him the same deal we gave Lulu, if he help us out and don't make a mess we can let him crash in our multiverse rather than rat in this cubicle.
>>3697762I disagree with making Janny the god of time in our multiverse, but the dude is swole and pissed to the max. He hates Akasha as much as us and he’d probably make a solid minion, or at least a distraction for Brahman and co.
Why the fuck are you guys trying to use diplmancy? This fucker just tried to kill lulu, are you guys really gonna do this to your bro?
>>3697774Just tried? He just showed up.
>>3697755>>3697760>>3697766>>3697772I’m telling you guys, he’d make a decent attack dog.>>3697774He hasn’t tried to do anything yet, he’s just autistic and doesn’t know what he’s doing.
>>3697777>quads confirmedDude is gymmaxed, probably hitting around twice Tongha’s strength. Sure we could consume his power, but what’s a God of Evil without a spiteful henchman?
>>3697768>but the dude is swole and pissed to the maxkek I don't give a shit, did you see the kinds of bullshit we pulled during the tongha fight? This motherfucker is a fucking snack compared to him.
>>3697774After finding out LuLu has pics of us and our wife. I'm a bit warmed up about diplomacy.Besides, He looks cool as fuck and It'd be a shame if we just annihilated him.
>>3697777bah you know what I meant is trying, just tried, whatever. point is he clearly stated he's trying to fuck our bro's shit up. I'm no edge fag but you don't mess with our bro, bro.
>>3697782The Animus was kicking our ass until we caved into rage, and he was explicitly the weakest of Akasha’s avatars. This guy used to be the God of Time across both Multiverses, and that must’ve required an insane amount of power.
>>3697786Well, To be fair he has 2 heads. There's probably a connection there.
>>3697784Look, Janny’s just pissed and trying to vent his asshurt on anyone or anything that can make him feel like he’s still got a big swinging dick. The dude’s Evil, and he could be a decent minion because we can’t be everywhere at once. Him and Lulu used to be friendly enough to share an apartment, no reason we couldn’t ease their relationship and reap the benefits of both.
>>3697783>He looks cool as fuckhe looks like bootleg slender man tripped and got blue paint all over him and the only other clothes he had were greek god cosplay from his last larp.