Your name, as said, is Neil Mcman. So far you have managed to:Ruin some furries' dayScare your neighborTry to off yourself Eat cardboardBreak your legand Fall down an endless hole. which is where we left off at.You've had a busy dayYou awake with a jolt.. again.This time you're drooling and also bleeding from the same place, that's an interesting taste.What will you do?Previous: >>32803
>>36336inventory multicolored body fluids and take stock of our surroundings
>>36336check surroundings and make sure you arent dead
>>36336Why did you start a new thread?
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>36336*Refill* dragon dildo
>>36378>>36382>>36386You feel pretty shitty right now, what with your broken leg and all. you try but ultimately can't get up.You bottle some of your saliva/blood and stick it in a bottle for later... you sickoalso you look around a bit, you appear to be on a roof. >>36440[that's typically what people do when they get at it again. though I probably could have waited a bit longer.]
>>36606crawl towards mechanical abomination.
>>36606Drink some healing vodka.
>>36632This. I know I would be doing that if I were in his place, but use some to clean the injury in your leg.
>>36625>>36632You drink some of your Healing vodka (which does jack shit to help you) then apply some vodka to your broken leg....looks like you're almost outYou manage to wiggle and crawl your way over to the MECHANICAL ABOMINATION to rest and regain your energy for a minute
>>36739chuck bottle at the Mechanical Abomination.
>>36739Eat the bagel. If you're going to die at least do it with something in your belly.
>>36821>>36756You give your best major league baseball toss at the MECHANICAL ABOMINATIONit breaks. congrats. you're an assholeYou are now sweltering in the hot sun, you eat a quarter of your bagel and hope for the sweet release of death
>>36854pee on yourself to cool off.
>>36854weep and mutter your musings on how you never even got the girls name.
>>36889>>36912you are pretty certain you are going to die.You decide you can't do much else to embarrass yourself.Your bladder is empty, you feel even more gross and ill than before, and you are now a crying mess. the exact thing everyone strives to be in a situation such as thisgood god man
>>36958Be the burning building instead.
>>36958You're not gross enough. Spill your bottle of saliva/blood on your chest.
>>36958Make a splint out of your clothes for yourleg.
>>36958jack off. one last respite.
>>36958Push buttons on MECHANICAL ABOMINATION until something comes out of it
>>36989We already have a splint.
>>36971>>36988you would imagine being a burning building would be quite enjoyable, too bad that's nothing you can do.It starts to rain before you can really drive home the fact that you're human filth
>>37082Pray to chuck Norris asking for temporary power.
>>37082cry out to Rooster for help
>>37082Look for cover, the rain in your face is getting annoying.
>>37154>>37148>>37107Any of these things could have happened, and maybe they did?You are standing up. you have little time to ponder your current situation before someone appears from behind."Sir, Are you alright?"OH SHIT IT'S THE FUZZquick! what do?
>>37237Throw the gun at him!
>>37237>>37237enter your inventory and minimize the box
>>37237Tell him someone knocked you out in your apartment and you woke up with a rubber cock strapped to your leg.
>>37245>>37256You throw your gun at him in an attempt to distract him while you slip into your inventory. unfortunately for you neither step of the plan seems to work.He catches the revolver and your now minimized inventory is getting soggy.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>37374Beg him for mercy
>>37374Tell him you thought he was the guy who left you up here after beating you over the head, breaking your leg, and tying a fucking rubber cock to it.
>>37374ask for sweet deathor a trip to a hospital, that works too
>>37438>>37451You beg him for mercyhe gives you back your revolver and is very confused.you poorly come up with an alibi for your actions. He is more concerned with the burning building.The act of god rain storm is now over
>>37567Ask him if you can go home now.
>>37567Ask him for his shades.
>>37567>>37580>>37599Ask him if you can go home with his shades.
>>37580>>37599>>37618>>37619You tell him you just want to go home.He is concerned with the burning building. "go ahead" he says.You look at the building in the distance as well.It's your apartment block."I don't think I can" you sayHe gives you a saddening look and you both share a moment staring out at the horizon. In another life you two could be lovers, and you both feel it.He gives you his shades"Take care. I hope you find what you need"you sit on the rooftop alone.you did not even find out what her name was.what now?
>>37705Wear the shades, giving you supercop-like powers.Go to your apartment block and see how fucked it is.
>>37705So, to recap, we fell down a hatch in our closet that said it was the bathroom, broke our leg, fell down another hole, and somehow landed on a different building, and now our apartment complex is inexplicably on fire?
>>37705>>37762Yes. We should go back and see how fucked is everything.
>>37705Try to get back to street level.
>>37749You put on the shades, but they don't make you feel any more powerfulThey do little to hide your pain>>37772>>37781>>37784You decide it would be best to check out the building up close. you see no clear way of getting down, how do you proceed?
>>37820climb the giant grandfather clock in the background from >>37705 to get down
>>37820Ask the cop where the stairs are and get down in a normal way, our leg is broken and we already did enough stupid shit.
>>37849You turn to ask the cop but he is gone.luckily for you the elevator is easy to locate and you make it safely to the ground, spitting you out directly in front of the>>37835GIANT GRANDFATHER CLOCKthis has to be a health hazard
>>37927just fucking walk in the door/climbit's not like we even have anything to lose
>>37927Ignore this. Some nuclear waste won't fix our leg, right?
>>38030>>38083You try your absolute best to break in but the hand scanner just won't accept your palm and it's starting to get sticky from all the blood.You ignore it, you have better non-destructive things to do and a girl to mourn over probably
>>38118put the keys in the door.
>>38118If all else fails, go to Furr Con.
>>38186God, no. Fuck furries.
>>38168>>38180You are nothing if not persistantly annoying.you stick every key you have in the lock and it does nothing. good job.>>38186You figure if everything's going to hell you might as well check out the Fur gathering. Maybe some nice animal pheromones will get your emotions settled.
>>38260Be the door lock mechanism: Confess your truest, deepest feelings.
>>38270This, if it fails start killing the furrys.
>>38260>>38307Keep gun at the ready with proper trigger discipline.
>>38270You are the lock for a matter of seconds.Your true desire has always been to become the lead singer of an american rock band....You are about to leave for furr-con but the lock starts playing music. this catches you off guard but otherwise your cool, calm, and collected, persona brought on by the shades is still intact.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2mybZ3KT2E>>38307>>38335you leave for furr-con, gun in hand, how should you enter
>>38335We don't have bullets.
>>38341armed with a cool catch phrase, a gun with no bullets, and a dragon dildo.
>>38341Steal a car, hit the furries at max speed.
>>38350The cop not only loaded your revolver for you, but you pick pocketed 2 more clips from him.You're a bastard.>>38355this one's next
>>38411i like you.
>>38411What's so bad about some vehicular furry slaughter evey now and then?
>>38600Equip Potted Plant in our headgear slot for added protection.
>>38600>>38355>open fireI'm leaving off here. To Be Continued
>>38792>>38814Maybe tomorrow, I gotta sleep sometime
I love this quest
>>40136>not using stripper-clip-fed revolvers
>>40921Oh lord this fucking bastard made another thread... again. I know what I'm about
>>40136They do make clips for revolvers, you know.