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Last time on European Dragon Quest, we fucked a lot of people literally, then proceeded to fuck a city block (literally), then spare elves, some extremists attacking our glorious monument, and we discovered Reinhold got suspicious, and left to find out what really got you to get pope. We also restored the Colosseum, took a tour of our lands, nearly got killed by Russian Dragon Bear, and created Tiberium, but promptly decided to "stomp that shit yo." in order to prevent Command and Conquer flashbacks.

Character Sheet:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU/edit
Twitter: @QuestingQM

Also, after tomorrow night I will hopefully be running Nazi Experimental Quest, since my co-worker finally gave me back the USB for it.

Currently, your in the middle of reading his journal...

Shit, sorry man. It looks like Reinhold ditched you.
Flames, he's still a man I am willing to call my friend. He is just a bit... Misguided.
...So we're gonna find him?


Actions.

>...No, let the priest figure this out on his lonesome...
>Hell yes! Time to fly to Rome.
>Honestly, your too busy, send someone else.
>Just send a message to Charlemagne to keep an eye out for any priests running around.
>Write-In

Also...

>Read any earlier entries? (Specify what event you want to look for...)
>No, just close the book.
>>
>>348501
>Hell yes! Time to fly to Rome.
>Read any earlier entries? (Specify what event you want to look for...)

During the invasion of Russia.
>>
>>348501
>Hell yes! Time to fly to Rome.
>No, just close the book.
>>
>>348511
this
>>
Going to wait twenty minutes.
>>
>>348501
>Hell yes! Time to fly to Rome.


I am telling you, we should at least become ordained as a priest. Maybe even stop forcing people to take mutagens in certain lines of work.
>>
>>348501
>Just tell charlemagne to keep an ear out.
>speedread the whole journal. You're a dragon, act like one!
>>
You turn the journal to around the time you invaded Russia. This is the following transcribe.

Renexizious has declared war on the USSR. I will say that the Communists have strangely been untouched by the Catholic Church for the past decade or so, and most western powers have been ignoring it. It is finally nice someone is actually taking care of the communists, even if it may be brutal, it must be done. I hope Renexizious comes back unharmed, I would hate to see yet another eyepatch on him.

Hm. It seems his suspicions with the Catholic Church has been going on for a while.

Actions.

>...Turn to a different page. (Specify)
>No, you'd best get going to Rome.
>>
>>348600
>No, you'd best get going to Rome.
>>
Within the hour, you take flight to Rome. After nearly two hours of flying, you land outside the city... Not full sized, mind you.

Actions.

>Well, you don't have a double pair of eyes for nothing. Fly up into the sky and attempt to locate Reinhold. (Surveying, HARD)
>Go into the city in human form. You'd rather not get recognized and find Reinhold without causing too much of a commotion. (Intelligence.)
>...Stomp up to the city, and demand a priest named Reinhold, or else. (Intimidation.)
>Shift down into human form and start asking around. (Charisma)
>...Go to the Vatican, and ask if a foreign priest has been asking questions. (Diplomacy)
>Write-In
>>
>>348600
>Let Flames steer us on the flight to Rome while we read another entry
What's the point of two heads if you can't multitask huh
>>
>>348647
>>Go into the city in human form. You'd rather not get recognized and find Reinhold without causing too much of a commotion. (Intelligence.)
>>
Ending voting in ten minutes.
>>
>>348647
>Go into the city in human form. You'd rather not get recognized and find Reinhold without causing too much of a commotion. (Intelligence.)
>>
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+6 for intelligence.
>>
Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>348677
>>
Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>
Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>348677
>>
Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>348677
>>
>>348695
15+6=21

Minor Success!

You walk through the crowded and ancient streets of Rome, searching for Reinhold. You ask shop owners if they've seen someone matching Reinhold's description, and eventually you get pointed towards a small motel located by the city docks. You head down to it, and go up to the front desk.

"Hi. I was wondering if you knew where a man called Reinhold was staying."

The manager nods.

"Room 14, up the stairwell and to your right."

You nod, and walk up a flight of old and weathered wooden stairs to Room 14.

Actions.

>...Kick the door down.
>Knock on it, maybe Reinhold is willing to talk.
>Demand that he open this door, or else.
>Write-In
>>
>>348720
Knock forcefully
>>
>>348720
>Knock on it, maybe Reinhold is willing to talk.
>>
>>348720
>>Knock on it, maybe Reinhold is willing to talk.
>>
>>348720
>>Knock on it, maybe Reinhold is willing to talk.
>>
You knock on the door, leaving a sizable dent in it.

"Reinhold! Open up!"

A few seconds pass.

"Who's there?"

"Renexizious. I'm here to talk."

The door opens slowly, revealing Reinhold. His slight goatee has grown into a slightly whitened full beard, and slight age marks. He wears a plain brown burlap robe.

"Come in, Renexizious."

The door opens fully, creaking as it opens.

Actions.

>Sure, you'll go in.
>Hell no, Reinhold's coming back with you whether he likes it or not.
>Refuse to go in.
>Write-In
>>
>>348792
>>Sure, you'll go in.
>>
>>348792
>Sure, you'll go in.


We have no reason not to trust him.
>>
>>348792
>Sure, you'll go in.
>>
You go into his motel room, notable well-kept compared to the rest of the motel.

"Take a seat... I will fix some herbal tea."

You nod and you take a seat.

"So. Rei-"

"...Why did you come to find me?"

Actions.

>...Well, I consider you valuable council.
>...I consider you a friend.
>...Because I don't want you to get stabbed by elves or some shit like that.
>Write-In
>>
>>348826
>>...I consider you a friend.
>>...Because I don't want you to get stabbed by elves or some shit like that.
>>
>>348831
Seconded
>>
"Well. I consider you a friend. Also, I don't want you to get shanked by elves or something."

He nods, and grins.

"Truth be told, I was hoping you would say that, now let's drink this terrible herbal tea."

He brings over a small cup, full of herbal tea and hands it to you. You down it, and it's bitterness washes over you... You do tough it out.

"I couldn't handle it at first, but it hardly surprises me that you could."

"Hm... Tastes terrible, to be honest."

"I told you."

Actions.

>Have you found any answers to your questions?
>So... Why do you look like you've aged so much?
>Mind if you tell me why you left without telling me?
>Are you still pissed off at me?
>Write-In
>>
>>348873
>So... Why do you look like you've aged so much?
>>
>>348873
>>So... Why do you look like you've aged so much?
>>Mind if you tell me why you left without telling me?
>>
"So... Mind if I ask why you looked like you've aged so much?"

"Stress. Age. Mostly those two. I am after all, sixty four years old, and one doesn't become stronger after a certain age."

"Hm... Sixty four is quite a bit for a mortal."

"It is indeed."

"Hm. Would you care to tell me why you left without telling me?"

"I was hoping you wouldn't intrude on my investigations."

"Ah."

Actions.

>...How did the investigation go?
>...You know, if you don't want to age, I could always make you a half-dragon... (Charisma, HARD)
>Are you still pissed off at me?
>...I assume you have complaints about my regime?
>Come back with me, Reinhold.
>Write-In
>>
>>348940
>>...How did the investigation go?
>>
>>348940
>>...How did the investigation go?
>>
>>348940
>>...How did the investigation go?
>>
"How did the investigation go?"

"At first, the Cardinals threatened me with imprisonment for questioning you. After that, I was forced to resign as a bishop."

"...Truly?"

He nods his head.

"...Yes. I have however, found... This."

He takes out an orb, similar to one of the Moscow Unniversity's many orbs. Your eyes gleam at the prospect of possible power...

"...This strange orb was found up by the Vatican..."

>...Give it to me. (Intimidate.)
>No. No. You don't need it.
>>
>>348991
>>No. No. You don't need it.
If we gain his trust, we'll end up with both the orb AND him as a friend. Or we can steal it from him and blame it on the elves later.
>>
>>348991
>>No. No. You don't need it.
>>
You shake the thoughts out of your head... You can just steal it from him and probably blame it on the elves once you have his trust.... Right?

"Apparently, for the past twenty-five years, the Church has been attempting minor experiments with this. It seems to make magical spells more powerful if casted into it, so I took the liberty of taking it into my guardianship. Of course, I must hid it from view. I found that it has a strange... Corruption influence on those who gaze on it for too long."

"...Intriguing. Now..."

>Are you still pissed off at me?
>...I assume you have complaints about my regime?
>If you want, I could make you a half-dragon. (Charisma, HARD)
>So, just wondering, would you like to come back with me to Stockholm?
>Write-In
>>
>>349034
>>...I assume you have complaints about my regime?
>>
>>349034
>If you want, I could make you a half-dragon. (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>349034
>>...I assume you have complaints about my regime?
>>
>>349034
>>Are you still pissed off at me?\
>>
"...I assume you have complaints about my regime?"

"Plenty. I still have not forgiven you for some of your... More recent activities."

Actions.

>...Go into detail, please. I would like to know more about what I did wrong in your eyes.
>...No, you'd rather not hear it from an ex-priest after all.
>Give me a short version, I don't have all day.
>Write-In
>>
>>349073
>...Go into detail, please. I would like to know more about what I did wrong in your eyes.
We respect Reinhold, let's give him some time
>>
>>349073
Go into detail.
>>
>>349073
>>...Go into detail, please. I would like to know more about what I did wrong in your eyes.
>>
"Well, go into detail."

"First off, the... Well. How best to put this... Your slavery is a little unnerving."

"Unnerving? How so?"

"Well... Slavery is generally wrong. I mean, I have heard from some of the converted slaves that you purposely raided their towns and villages for slaves."

Actions.

>That's poppycock, you'd never do such a thing! (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>...I see slavery as morally justifiable, they were living in shitty conditions anyways. (Charisma)
>You take good care of your slaves, so why is he worried? Except that one time you ate a few.
>...You can see about tuning down the slavery.
>Write-In
>>
>>349124
>>...I see slavery as morally justifiable, they were living in shitty conditions anyways. (Charisma)
>>
>>349124
Maybe tune it down a little, but explain how it's more indentured servitude than such a harsh term as slavery
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>349124
>>...I see slavery as morally justifiable, they were living in shitty conditions anyways. (Charisma)
>>
>>349124
>...I see slavery as morally justifiable, they were living in shitty conditions anyways. (Charisma)
>>
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+7 for Charisma.
>>
>>349164
>>
Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>349164
>>
Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>
Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>349164
>>
>>349191
18+7=25

"Damn it Reinhold. You know it just as well as I do that I give them better living conditions. Don't try to play the white knight here, hell I bet half of them would be dead from disease or starvation without me."

He considers it.

"...In that view... I suppose."

He hestiantly agrees. Then his neutral expression turns into anger.

"Now, Renexizious... Then, there's whole matter with this... Personal cult of yours... Worshiping you like God. And you can't say that you had no correlation with them. I have found testimony among other priests that the... What are they... The Fanatic Diviners should be followed. You know as well as I do that this is heresy of the utmost degree." He angrily slams the table with his fist.

Actions.

>...Can't he see that you are God? (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>...Please, so what? Your the pope, so it isn't heresy.
>Reinhold. Don't stick your nose into that any further then you have to. Or else. (Intimidation.)
>Write-In
>>
>>349236
>...Please, so what? Your the pope, so it isn't heresy.
>>
>>349236
>...Can't he see that you are God? (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>>
>>349236
>>...Please, so what? Your the pope, so it isn't heresy.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
"Please, I'm the pope. It isn't heresy anymore."

"Are you so full of arrogance to declare yourself God? Renexizious, I can see you are a saint... But God on earth? Please."

Actions.

>No, that came out wrong. If they worship me as God, so be it.
>...Reinhold, I am divine. How else would I of gotten this far? (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Reinhold... I recommend you start thinking very closely on matters of faith. God is subjective, after all... (Diplomacy, HARD)
>Drop it, Reinhold.
>Write-In
>>
>>349332
>>No, that came out wrong. If they worship me as God, so be it.
>>
>>349332
>...Reinhold, I am divine. How else would I of gotten this far? (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>>
>>349332
>>No, that came out wrong. If they worship me as God, so be it.
>>
>>349332
>...Reinhold, I am divine. How else would I of gotten this far? (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>>
>>349342
>>349364
do you want Reinhold to hate us
>>
>>349332
Nope, we're not God. But we're not monsters, we should allow people certain freedoms, such as freedom of worship, after all...
>>
>>349397
is that a vote for >>No, that came out wrong. If they worship me as God, so be it.
>>
>>349397
I mean, technically in the monster manual you are in fact a monster.
>>
>>349406
>...Reinhold, I am divine. How else would I of gotten this far? (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>>
>>349410
>>349342
>>349364
why do you want Reinhold to hate us
>>
>>349332
>No, that came out wrong. If they worship me as God, so be it.
>>
>>349405
Yes, but softening the blow.
>>
Going to wait ten more minutes anons.
>>
>>349416
IF we convince him,we'll reach an important milestone,and taking over the world will be much easier.
>>
>>349437
and if we dont he will hate us forever
>>
>>349443
And?
>>
>>349461
VERY HARD)
>>
>>349467
Have a little faith in the dice,man.
'sides,with the current vote count,it won't even happen.
>>
>>349332
>...Reinhold, I am divine. How else would I of gotten this far? (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>>
>>349483
wen have we won a VERY HARD
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Whelp, it's a tie. Rolling.
>>
>>349498
>>349498
Whelp, I'm an idiot, forgot to put down what the numbers were for.

1=Don't care.
2=I am Divine.

So, uh roll me a 1d20+7 for convincing him.
>>
Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>349503
Oh well.
>>
Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>349503
>>
>>349547
Please tell me you won't consider this,QM.
>>
REROLL?
>>
Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>349503
>>
>>349558
>>349556
Critically successful failure?
>>
>>349558
We fucked it up and aced it at the same time. What's the QM even going to write with this outcome?
>>
>>349558
>>349547
Well,shit. I'm confused as fuck now.
Reinhold will confess the feelings he always had for us as God,even though we gave him a shit argument?
>>
>>349568
Reinhold will be so impressed he becomes our slave
>>
I'm so fucking confused.
I'm just going to get some vodka out earlier.

...I mean... I don't fucking know anymore.
Does Reinhold become "DEUS VULT" or something... I don't know.

Anons, write-in for what happens while I get vodka in my system.
>>
Reinolt considers us deluded to the point of near insanity, but recognises that we are a better ruler than the land and christianity has seen in a while, so stays with us.
>>
>>349588
Reinhold believes we have killed the christian god and taken his place.
>>
>>349588
An elf kicks down the door before we fuck up and we save reynold.
>>
Alternatively, Reinolt does not get mad about us thinking we are god but fires an armor pierccing question to bring us down to this world.

"Then tell me Ren, why the hell did you create platypus?"
>>
>>349588
Reinhold's head explodes out of admiration of our divinity and lives on as a ghost.
>>
"Of course I am divine, Reinhold. How else would I of gotten this far?"

He stutters, taken aback.

"...I..."

He goes silent.

"...What... Why haven't I thought of that. I must seem deluded to not think you as the lor-"

He comes to a realization.

"...Obviously you are God. I do not know how deluded I was, Renexizious."

"Clearly."

"...I need a drink. I haven't done so in years... May I get a drink, lord?"

Actions.

>...Still under catholic laws, Reinhold. Priests cannot drink alcohol. Oh, also your reinstated.
>Drink as much as you want, for I am a merciful God! Also, your reinstated.
>...Feel free to have your way with women and drink, not to mention your reinstated.
>Write-In
>>
>>349668
>>...Feel free to have your way with women and drink, not to mention you're* reinstated.
>>
>>349668
>Drink as much as you want, for I am a merciful God! Also, your reinstated.
Just this once however, it wont look good if he's constantly drinking.
>>
>>349588
He genuinely thinks we're God, but it's revealed he's been a satanist all this time.
Alternatively, he doesn't believe we're God, but he sees that it's better for the people to think we are.
>>
>>349668
>>Drink as much as you want, for I am a merciful God! Also, your reinstated.
>your
>>
>>349668
>While I am one manifestation of the divinity, its strong right hand, you must remember that there are others. Have a drink, if you believe in your conscience that it is right for you to do so.
>>
>>349668
>>...Feel free to have your way with women and drink, not to mention your reinstated.
Mention that chastity and abstinence are still virtues, though.
>>
>>349680
+1

A priest needs to bring word of god to those on earth. To do so, he needs to be close to those on earth.
>>
>>349668
>...Feel free to have your way with women and drink, not to mention your reinstated.
>>
>>349668
>>Drink as much as you want, for I am a merciful God! Also, your reinstated.
>>
"Feel free to have your way with women and drink, for I am a merciful God! Also, you are still a priest."

"Thank you, my holiness, but I will not take the womenfolk. I am not a barbarian, and I am a priest."
Hm.

Within the hour, you fly back to Stockholm, where Reinhold tells you something.

"My lord... It is clear you have a different intent on the church then how it was originally planned... Perhaps you should put it in a book for the faithful to understand more about their true God?"

Actions.

>Sure, we can get started now.
>No, later.
>...Never, the Catholic Bible is still the primary text.
>>
>>349739
>Sure, we can get started now.
>>
>>349739
>>No, later.
>>
>>349739
>Sure, we can get started now.
Finally,we will complete our threads-long plan of nazi nuns performing all sorts of debauchery because "God said so".
>>
>>349739
>Sure, we can get started now.
>>
You decide to start on the book, Reinhold decides to transcribe your word.

Flames however, is apparently awake.

Hey big man! What are we doin' now?
Writing a bible.
Cool! Mind if I help! We could do that plan with the nuns and th-
...Nazi Nuns.
Oh, right. Nearly forgot. Mind if I give you some suggestions?
Not now, I'm trying to listen to Reinhold.
Aw... Oh well.


"So, Renexizious... What should be the churches official position on baptization?"
Oooh! I have an idea! Baptize babies with embers of fire! It'll be cooler then lame-ass water!

Actions.
>...That's honestly pretty cool. Sure, do that.
>Baptizations are for faggoty elves. Get rid of them.
>Keep Baptizations.
>Write-In
>>
>...That's honestly pretty cool. Sure, do that.
>>
>>349781
>Keep Baptizations.

Embers of fire will just end badly and getting rid of baptisms, assuming there is a god, is a shit idea.
>>
>>349781
>>Keep Baptizations.
LETS NOT KILL BABIES
>>
>>349781
>Keep Baptizations.

We can add a clause of dousing an ember into the watter beforehand.
>>
>>349781
>>Keep Baptizations.
>>
>>349781
>Keep Baptizations.
Inb4 God eventually has enough causing a 1V1 between A giant nazi dragon and god himself.
>>
"Just keep it in."

"Now, about the erh... Clergical chasity and whatnot.

>...Priests and Nuns should be able to drink and get married. Chasity however, will remain a virtue.
>...Keep it as it is.
>...Priests and Nuns should be encouraged to drink and polygamy relationships. Chasity will not be a virtue.
>Write-In
>>
>>349836
>...Keep it as it is.
>>
>>349824
We just gotta get larger.
>>349836
>...Priests and Nuns should be encouraged to drink and polygamy relationships. Chasity will not be a virtue.
YES
>>
>>349781
Birthed in fire, drowned and awoken in water.
>Cool idea but cool do the water too
>>
>>349836
>>...Priests and Nuns should be encouraged to drink and polygamy relationships. Chasity will not be a virtue.
>>
>>349836
>>...Priests and Nuns should be able to drink and get married. Chasity however, will remain a virtue.
>>
>>349836
>optional but still a virtue. Nun+monk preffered
>>
>>349852
Nun monk marriages if possible
>>
>>349836
>>...Priests and Nuns should be able to drink and get married. Chasity however, will remain a virtue.
>>
>>349836
>...Priests and Nuns should be able to drink and get married. Chasity however, will remain a virtue.

Can't have priests misleading people just to get some more in their bed. Would make people unproductive.
>>
Looks like degeneracy wins.

"Yeah... Just get rid of that. Priests should be able to drink and get married, put it here and there. Oh, and preferably between nuns and monks, along with Chasity still remaining a virtue."

He looks slightly concerned, but writes it in anyways.

"Now, about marriage..."
Dude! This is a chance so we can not have not just one wife, but all the wives!

Actions.

>...Only God's allowed to have more then one wife.
>Keep it as it is.
>Anyone can have a certain amount of wives.
>Write-In
>>
>>349883
>>Keep it as it is.
>>
>>349883
>Keep it as it is.
>>
>>349883
>>...Only God's allowed to have more then one wife.
I am God, I can what I want
>>
>>349883
>>Keep it as it is.
>>
"Keep it the way it is."

"Yes, your holiness. That should cover the first part, I'll come get you in about a week or so."

You nod, and head to sleep.
It is currently Midnight. You remember that he does have that Orb... Perhaps you should "liberate" him of it?

Actions.

>...He doesn't really need that orb, now does he? Besides... Getting larger is always a chance with those babies.
>...No, go back to sleep.
>>
>>349939
>>...No, go back to sleep.
>>
>>349883
>>Keep it as it is.
We have concubines. Do we really need more wives?
>>
>>349939
>...He doesn't really need that orb, now does he? Besides... Getting larger is always a chance with those babies.
>>
You decide to "liberate" that orb.

You sneak down to his church. The door's lock is still broken, and you sneak in. You see that Reinhold has unpacked most of his stuff in the corner, and he's currently sleeping in his bed...

Actions.

>...Try to find that damned orb. (Intelligence.)
>...What are you doing, stealing from your friends? Head back.
>Write-In
>>
>>349977
>...Try to find that damned orb. (Intelligence.)
>>
>>349977
>>...What are you doing, stealing from your friends? Head back.
>>
>>349942
>>349947
its a tie
>>
>>349977
>>...Try to find that damned orb. (Intelligence.)
>>
>>349988
Sorry anon, didn't notice your post for some reason.

Roll me a 1d20+6 for intelligence.
>>
Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>349998
>>
>>350007
>U
18+6=24

Great Success!

You silently search through his bags, until you find a little chest, complete with a crossed necklace and the orb right in the center.

You silently sneak away, closing the chest and head back to your lair, undected.

Actions.

>Eat the orb, you need more power...
>Give it to Smaug.
>>
>>350021
Eat orb, acquire super breath.
>>
>>350021
study the orb
>>
>>350021
eat the orb. Smaug fucks us up whenever he appears.
>>
You swallow the orb, and blue sparks emit from your body... You feel much more powerful.

Mutation!

>Stable Mutation.
>Unstable Mutation.
>Extremely Unstable Mutation.
>Ultra Unstable Mutation.
>Upgrade
>Attribute Point.
>>
>>350039
>>Stable Mutation.
>>
>>350039
>Upgrade
If we can upgrade barbarian.
otherwise,
>Stable Mutation.
>>
>>350039
>>Upgrade
Can we upgrade two headed, in some way?
>>
>>350039
>Unstable Mutation.
>>
>>350039
>Stable Mutation.
>>
>>350039
>>Unstable Mutation.
>>
>>350049
Barbarian's maxed out with upgrades.

>>350053
I guess?
>>
>>350039
>>Stable Mutation.
>>
>>350039
Stable
>>
So, here's the upgrades available.

>Enhanced Fire Breath: Upgrade your breath to be able to melt through most things!
>Fire Aura: Have the ability to set flammable things around you on fire!
>Radioactive Breath: You can breathe pure radioactivity.
>Enhanced Pheromones: You gain an additional +2 to Charisma, and in addition can directly change someone's emotions, rather then slightly.
>>
>>350101
>>Enhanced Pheromones: You gain an additional +2 to Charisma, and in addition can directly change someone's emotions, rather then slightly.
>>
>>350101
>Enhanced Pheromones: You gain an additional +2 to Charisma, and in addition can directly change someone's emotions, rather then slightly
>>
>>350101
Pheromones
>>
>>350101
>Enhanced Pheromones: You gain an additional +2 to Charisma, and in addition can directly change someone's emotions, rather then slig
>>
>>350101
>>Enhanced Pheromones: You gain an additional +2 to Charisma, and in addition can directly change someone's emotions, rather then slightly.
>>
Pheromones wins.

With that done, you head back to bed and sleep.

You wake up in the morning, your wife bringing you a plate of breakfast.

"Huh?"

"I made you breakfast, husband."

"Aw, thanks."

You kiss her, and she blushes. You eat a hearty breakfast of bacon, eggs, and more bacon.

You get up from bed, quite happy.

Actions.

>Visit your wife and thank her for making breakfast. It was quite sweet of her. (Free)
>Maybe you should visit Stockholm.
>...See how far your pheromones can go now. Experiment in your dungeon.
>Visit Reinhold.
>Visit Claw.
>Talk to Elizabeth.
>Talk to your children.
>Visit Hans.
>Travel down to Stockholm.
>Maybe you should talk to a cabinet member...
>>
>>350165
>>Visit your wife and thank her for making breakfast. It was quite sweet of her. (Free)
Then some experiments are in order
>>
>>350165
>Visit your wife and thank her for making breakfast. It was quite sweet of her. (Free)
>...See how far your pheromones can go now. Experiment in your dungeon.
>>
>>350176
I second this.
>>
You get up and visit your wife. who's talking to Basil about something.

You lean over and tap her on the shoulder.

"Thanks for making breakfast, saves time, and it's damned good."

"Aw, thanks Renexizious. Now, good luck with whatever your doing today!"

"You too, Lizzy."

You head down into the dungeon... You take two random subjects, one male and one female to experiment on.

What will you try to get your pheromones to do?

>Lust... FOR SCIENCE!
>Anger!
>Paranoia.
>Write-In
>>
>>350236
>>Lust... FOR SCIENCE!
>>
>>350236
>Lust... FOR SCIENCE!
>>
>>350236
Lust
>>
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+9 for Charisma.
This roll is semi-permanent, and will judge if you are able to cause Lust in others. If it is a fail, then until you upgrade it again will you be able to reroll.
>>
Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>350279
Here we go.
>>
Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>350279
>>
Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>350279
>>
>>350310
17+9=26

After some minor experimentation, you realize you can cause a heavy onset of Lust in a general area, which scales to your form. You estimate that Dragon Form would be three city block's worth of effective pheromone radius.

Experiment with anything else?

>Anger!
>Paranoia.
>Fear!
>Hunger.
>Write-In
>>
>>350325
>Fear!
>>
>>350325
>>Drowsiness
>>
>>350325
>Write-In

Try to make them more "loyal" to one another. If we can do that then it will be very useful in future...
>>
>>350325
>Fear!, if >>350343 isn't possible.
>>
>>350343
Loyal? Why did you put "loyal" over it?
I'm slightly confused anon.
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>>350346
Second this.
>>
So, I guess roll me a 1d20+9 for making them more "loyal."
I'm slightly confused if you guys want "loyal" or just loyal, because one is different then the toher, and I'm fucking confused.
>>
Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>350399
>>
Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>350399
>>
Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>350399
>>
>>350399
The reason I put it in brackets was because I couldn't think of a emotion that'd cause loyalty but wanted to cause "Soldiers loyalty to their leaders" or "Nationalist love" sort of thing.


I don't want to make them fall in love or anything like that.
>>
>>350467
16+9=25

Great Success!

You realize that you can inspire loyalty, either minor loyalty, or heavy loyalty around you.
You also discover the minimum radius for your Pheromones is about five feet. In addition, you find that it cannot go through buildings and other air-tight structures.

Experiment with what now?

>Anger.
>Fear.
>Paranoia.
>Hunger.
>Pleasure?
>Friendliness?
>Write-In
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>>350496
Woah there op. What kind of pleasure?
>>
>>350512
I guess that's up to you guys.
>>
>>350496
>>Fear.
We use intimidate a lot.
>>
>>350517
Fuck it, we're doing it.
>>
>>350496
>>Drowsiness
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>350528
Switching to fear.
>>
>>350496
>Fear.
>>
Alright, roll me a 1d20+9 for Fear.
>>
Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>350558
>>
Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>350558
>>
>>350567
>350567
18+9=27

Overwhelming Success!

Your powers of fear is unmatched, you can either inspire a tad bit of fear... Or cause near-heart attack proportions of fear.

Do you want to research any other pheromones you may have?


>Anger.
>Paranoia.
>Hunger.
>Pleasure?
>Friendliness?
>Drowsiness
>Do something else.
>Write-In
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>>350580
>>Drowsiness
>>
>>350580
>Drowsiness
>>
>>350580
Pleasure.
>>
>>350580
>Pleasure?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Whelp, rolling.

1=Drowsiness.
2=Pleasure
>>
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+9 for this shit.
>>
>>350673
Damn. When the hell are we ever going to need to put anyone to sleep?
>>
Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>350680
>>
Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>350680
I hope this comes in handy.
>>
>>350684
>>350684
15+9=24

Success!

You can eventually make someone else alert, or cause them to want to take a nap.
>Anger.
>Paranoia.
>Hunger.
>Pleasure?
>Friendliness?
>Respect.
>Do something else.
>Write-In
>>
>>350705
>Do something else.
>>
>>350705
P L E A S U R E
L
E
A
S
U
R
E
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>350705
>Pleasure?
>>
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+9 for Pheromones.
>>
Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>350754
>>
Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>350754
>>
>>350758
15+9=24

Great Success!

You can cause great satisifcation or pleasure with ease, or minor satisifaction. You are sure this will make up for your usually abysmal sheet preformance.

It is now midday.

Actions.

>Eh, you'll do something else.
>Continue practicing to see what you have.
>...Maybe a field test, eh?
>Write-In
>>
>>350779
>Eh, you'll do something else.
>>
>>350779
>>Eh, you'll do something else.
>>
>>350779
>not counting my 18
>no overwhelming success
>sadface.png
>field test
>>
>>350779
>Eh, you'll do something else.
>>
Do we have control of Turkey including Anatolia? If so then we could explore interests in the Middle eastern region.
>>
You decide against doing any more testing.
>Maybe you should visit Stockholm.
>...If the Vatican held an orb... Maybe you should search for more... But the true question is... Where?
>See how Richard's doing.
>See how Dad's doing.
>Visit Reinhold.
>Visit Claw.
>Talk to Elizabeth.
>Talk to your children.
>Visit Hans.
>Travel down to Stockholm.
>Talk to a cabinet member.
>>
>>350833
>>Maybe you should visit Stockholm.
>>
>>350833
>Talk to your children.
>>
>>350833
>...If the Vatican held an orb... Maybe you should search for more... But the true question is... Where?
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>350833
>Maybe you should visit Stockholm.
>>
>>350833
>>Travel down to Stockholm.
>>
You decide to visit Stockholm... Of course, there's a few places you could visit.

>...How about that old bookstore?
>Check out that university, you could go for learning a new spell or two.
>How about that tabletop store?
>Hmm... Maybe you should visit the U.C.F.S headquarters.
>You haven't heard much about I.R.U.S, maybe visit their headquarters?
>Go to an embassy.
>Write-In
>>
>>350946
University.
>>
>>350946
>...How about that old bookstore?
>Check out that university, you could go for learning a new spell or two.
>Hmm... Maybe you should visit the U.C.F.S headquarters.
>You haven't heard much about I.R.U.S, maybe visit their headquarters?
just do all of these, got time enough
>>
>>350946
>You haven't heard much about I.R.U.S, maybe visit their headquarters?
>>
>>350946
>You haven't heard much about I.R.U.S, maybe visit their headquarters?
>...How about that old bookstore?
>>
You decide to visit I.R.U.S's headquarters, which is located more towards the center of the city, towards the industrial sector. Afterwards, you plan on going to the bookstore.

Of course, how flash you want to look may be a major thing here...

>Go in dragon form. Might as well, right?
>Half-Dragon Form, this faction only allows non-humans into it.
>Dragonblood.
>Human.
>>
>>351024
>Half-Dragon Form, this faction only allows non-humans into it.
>>
>>351024
>>Half-Dragon Form, this faction only allows non-humans into it.
>>
You shift into a half-dragon around a corner, and approach I.R.U.S's headquarter. You note that it looks like a rather large warehouse.

Actions.

>...Attempt to infiltrate it. (Charisma)
>Meh, just go up and casually mention your Renexizious.
>...You just got some cool pheromones... You kind of want to find out what they do in a crowded area.
>Write-In
>>
>>351069
>>...Attempt to infiltrate it. (Charisma)
>>
>>351069
>...You just got some cool pheromones... You kind of want to find out what they do in a crowded area.
>>
>>351095
>>351073 this first
>>351095 then this
>>
Roll me a 1d20+9 for infilitration.
>>
Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>351126
>>
>>351138
>>351138
18+9=27

With ease, you look like you belong to the door guard, and walk into the massive warehouse. Inside, are countless peoples, of all different species, save human. It seems like some sort of meeting is going on tonight, and in the back of the room, is a massive stage.

Actions

>...Release a pheromone. (Specify)
>Ask someone what's going on.
>Get closer to the stage.
>Just watch.
>Write-In
>>
>>351171
>>Just watch.
>>
>>351171
>Just watch.

Be on the look out for any pointy ears.
>>
A few minutes pass, and on stage, a dwarf appears.

"Oi! I assume everyone's gotten the meeting notice?"

A massive cheer goes through the people in here.

"Yeah!"

"Good! Now, laddies. We got ourselves some sort of speaker from Greece itself!

On stage, a massive Minotaur comes on. A cheer goes throughout the crowd.

Actions.

>...Ask someone who that is.
>Release a pheromone. (Specify)
>Get closer to the stage.
>Continue watching.
>>
>>351235
>>Continue watching.
>>
>>351235
>Continue watching.

Now I'm imagining the dwarf being blocked by the stand with only the horns on his helmet peaking out.
>>
You decide to continue watching.

"...Is this thing on?"

"Aye, ya' half roach!" a random dwarf yells from the crowd.

"...Alright then. So, I'm apparently supposed to... Uh. Can you read this for me?"

He passes the note down to the dwarf next to him.

"Can't you read?"

"...It's a little fucking hard when you made it the size of my goddamn thumb."

The dwarf sighs, and turns to the crowd.

"From now on... Goddamn it, why the fuck are we inviting the elves!" He turns back to the minotaur.

"Why are you asking me? I can't even read what you fucking wrote."

"...Bring in the knife ears."

Actions.

>...Release a pheromone. (Specify)
>Continue watching.
>Write-In
>>
>>351303
>Continue watching.
>>
>>351303
>>Continue watching.
>>
>>351303
>Continue watching
>>
You continue watching.

On stage, half a dozen elves come on stage, talking about the enviroment and the slaughter of animals or some shit. Most of the crowd seems to roll their eyes, or not give a shit. Or for the yuan-ti, are salivating at "cows are people too".

Actions.

>Release a pheromone. Get those bastards off the stage. (Specify)
>...See if you can't reduce the air temperature in here so the elves fucking leave.
>Get closer to the stage.
>...Pay attention to the fucking elves.
>Write-In
>>
>>351330
>Write-In

Ask them to "Get on with it!"
>>
>>351330
>>...Pay attention to the fucking elves.
Find out what these little shits are up to
>>
>>351330
>Do something else like talk to people while the elves have the stage.
>>
>>351330
>>...Pay attention to the fucking elves.
>>
You pay attention to the fucking elves.

One rather dainty elf "hijacks" the microphone from the Minotaur, who's just confused.

"We need to outlaw meat!"

"...What, w-"

"Because! Your people don't deserve to be slaughter like animals!"

The rather dainty elf hugs the Minotaur, who looks fucking pissed.

"What are you, a furry?"

"I just love all of Gaia's creatures!"

"...Oh shit I feel violated, Dwarf, fucking help m-"

You see the Dwarf already plying out a piece of wood from the stage

"Don't worry lad! These fuckin' furries will be off ya' as soon as I am done being utterly disgusted!"

A few seconds of silence pass, as the Elf continues hugging the Minotaur's leg.

"...Are you done being disgusted?"

"GODS NO! This makes me want to scream!"

"...Fucking help me, dwarf!"

The audience seems to be laughing at the Minotaur's plight.

Actions.

>...Continue watching. This is rather comedic.
>No, just ask someone what the fuck is going on.
>Fucking back away and get out of here.
>Write-In
>>
>>351420
>...Continue watching. This is rather comedic.
Whatever did happen to that undead elf we sent to the white death?
>>
>>351420
>>No, just ask someone what the fuck is going on.
Is this a staged show or is this really happening?
>>
>>351420
>...Continue watching. This is rather comedic.
>>
You continue watching.

Eventually the dwarf shakes out of, and finally plies out the floor board.

"Come here, ya' furry! I'll beat your arms off with this here board, then I'll come back and turn it into fuckin' sushi and force feed it to you, you dirty fucking landwhale!"

The Dwarf begins to chase the elf around the stage, while the Minotaur clears his throat.

"...In other news, we would like to welcome a few new members... Adolphus..."

He starts going through the names of random people, while the elves keep on chanting, the dwarf attempts to beat the shit out of the "Furry Elf", and the crowd cheering him on.

Actions.

>Pheromones, you did also come in here to see what would happen if you used it.
>Ask someone what the fuck is even happening.
>Flee, flee while you still can.
>Cheer the dwarf on!
>Write-In
>>
>>351496
>Ask someone what the fuck is even happening.
>Cheer the dwarf on!
>>
>>351496
>Cheer the dwarf on!
>Write-In

Make our way towards the stage.
>>
>>351496
>Cheer the dwarf on!
>>
>>351496
>>Ask someone what the fuck is even happening.
Seriously, is this how their meetings normally go?
>>
You cheer the dwarf on, and get somewhat closer to the stage, about fifteen feet away from it. You ask someone next to you a question.
"What the fuck is even happening?"

"We have to let elves on once a week since this party is all about equal races."

"Oh."

"It never ends well."

The minotaur eventually takes a glance at a flashcard.

"Uh... Renexizious?"

Oh shit, you joined IRUS?
...No. How the fuck did my name get in there?


"I BET THE FUCKING ELVES PUT THAT NAME IN THERE!" The dwarf on the stage yells, while beating the elven furry into the stage.

"...So. Uh. Whoever put that name in there, honestly that's a pretty bad joke."

Actions.

>...Yeah. Don't go up.
>...Fuck it, why not? Let's see how weird this meeting can get.
>...I bet the elves did his. Don't go up.
>Write-In
>>
>>351585
>...Fuck it, why not? Let's see how weird this meeting can get.
>>
>>351585
>...Fuck it, why not? Let's see how weird this meeting can get.
>>
>>351585
>...Fuck it, why not? Let's see how weird this meeting can get.

If push comes to shove, we can just start an interracial orgy at the drop of a hat.
>>
>>351585
>>...Yeah. Don't go up.
This is obviously a ruse.
>>
>>351585
>>...Yeah. Don't go up.
>>
>>351594
>>351595
>>351597
its a trap
>>
You climb up on stage.

"Uh. Hi."

"Oi! You don't look like a fuckin' dragon to me, you piece of shit!"

"Listen kid, yeah. You may look like him, but I'd rather not end up in prison or something."

Actions.

>...Fine, fuck you too. Go back down.
>...Are you sure? (Charisma, HARD)
>Pheromones?
>Shift into Dragon Form, maybe that will spice things up. Even if you'll crush a few people.
>Write-In
>>
>>351585
>...Fuck it, why not? Let's see how weird this meeting can get.
>>
>>351619
>Shift into Dragon Form, maybe that will spice things up. Even if you'll crush a few people.
>>
>>351619
>Shift into Dragon Form, maybe that will spice things up. Even if you'll crush a few people.
>>
>>351619
>Shift into Dragon Form, maybe that will spice things up. Even if you'll crush a few people.
>>
>>351619
>...Are you sure? (Charisma, HARD)
>>
>>351619
>>...Are you sure? (Charisma, HARD)
>>
You start shifting, and the minotaur on stage says something.

"... I'm fucking done. I came all the way from Greece, just so I can fucking speak and already I am face to face with a fucking dragon."
He throws down his fucking flashcards and just walks away. The dwarf however, is yelling at you. You can't reallly understand what he's saying, since he's crushed beneath your feet. You also accidentally crush six people in the back, and damage the roof. Maybe you should of thought this out a little more.

Actions.

>Demand to know who the fuck put your name in the box or whatever. (Intimidate.)
>Spread a pheromone.
>Demand to know why the fuck the Elves are given an equal stance.
>...Shift back, you don't want to accidentally kill anyone else.
>Demand that Minotaur get back on stage.
>Write-In
>>
>>351669
>Demand to know who the fuck put your name in the box or whatever. (Intimidate.)
Nobody forces us into an awkward social situation. NOBODY.
>>
>>351627
>>351631
>>351638
good job guys
>>
>>351669
Didn't we have the sizechanger mutation or ability?
>>
>>351669
>>Demand to know who the fuck put your name in the box or whatever. (Intimidate.)
>>
>>351669
>>Demand to know who the fuck put your name in the box or whatever. (Intimidate.)
We want to know if this is someones idea of a joke or if anyone knew we were here.
>>
>>351669
>Demand to know who the fuck put your name in the box or whatever. (Intimidate.)
>>
>>351683
We do, but even our smallest dragon form is pretty damn big.
>>
>>351669
>Demand to know who the fuck put your name in the box or whatever. (Intimidate.)

Does this mean the dwarf is dead? If so then there shall be a great lament in his elf battering life.
>>
>>351683
You do, but you cannot be smaller then how you started the game as.

Roll me a 1d20+8.

Also, dispense Fear Pheromone? (Specify between Light, Heavy, Medium, or none.)

>>351698
The Dwarf is just smothered. You so chose to, you could squish him. Though getting off him might squish someone else.
>>
Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>351710
>>
>>351710
No pheromone.
>>
>>351710
No pheromone, we got this.
>>
>>351725
19+8=28

Overwhelming Success!

"Who the hell put my name in the box?"

No one answers. Meanwhile the five elves on stage wave angry signs in your face protesting meat sales, then the angry fat elven furry gets up.

"I put it in!"

Then, another one of the elves says it.

"I put it in!"

The rest of the elves repeat this. It seems they are trying to pull a Spartacus. However, one elf seems silent.
Actions.

>...Yeah, eat them. Who cares if there's children most likely watching?
>No, no... You'll entertain this by laughing in their faces. Maybe one of them will get enraged and spill the beans.
>Use Pheromones?
>...Shift back down, everyone got the message you are a giant dragon.
>The Elven Furry probably did it.
>...The silent type. Always the silent type.
>Write-In

Also... Lift your leg off the dwarf?

>Yes, who cares if you might squish the other six people to death?
>...No, keep a balance.
>...Crush the dwarf to free those six people.
>Write-In
>>
>>351769
>...The silent type. Always the silent type.
>...No, keep a balance.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>351769
>>...The silent type. Always the silent type.
>...No, keep a balance.
>>
>>351769
>>Use Pheromones?
Minor fear
>>...Shift back down, everyone got the message you are a giant dragon.
>>
You look towards the silent female elf.

"Do you have something to confess?"

"...First off, all the other elves are fucking retarded, and I don't feel like getting eaten. I only did this to get paid."

"Paid? By who?"

"Eh, the Cactus Guild."

"...What the hell is the Cactus Guild?"

"Honestly, I don't know. They just said to put your name in the box and to come on stage and protest about meat or something."

"...So why exactly did you protest if you didn't really believe in it?"

"First off, you destroyed my home, second off I gotta provide for my dad, and I can't really get a job as an elf."

Actions.

>...Alright. Kill all the other elves and let this one go, since she told you the truth.
>...Kill her, and leave the other elves alone.
>Kill her and the other elves.
>...Take her prisoner, she can't get away with this.
>Yeah, just leave them all be.
>Write-In
>>
>>351827
>...Alright. Kill all the other elves and let this one go, since she told you the truth.
>>
Waiting ten more minutes.
>>
>>351827
>...Alright. Kill all the other elves and let this one go, since she told you the truth.
>Write-In
>Reward her honesty with an offer of employment
>>
>>351827
>>Yeah, just leave them all be.
eh, fuck it.
>>
>>351827
>>...Alright. Kill all the other elves and take this one prisoner since she told you the truth.
>>
>>351855
This. I feel sort of bad about that whole rampage thing. And she sounds like pretty sensible, for an elf.
>>
>>351855
Switching to this, but we need to make sure to keep an eye on her if this is an elaborate ruse
>>
>>351855
This
>>
>>351855
This.
>>
"Hm... Interesting. Hang on a moment."

You swoop up four of the and chew them heartily.

"Alright. Since you told the truth... I'm willing to not kill you. Instead... How about you work for me?"

"Sure. I don't know what talents I have that would be useful though."

"Well. What talents do you have?"

"Well, I lived for a few years in the ghetto, and have a good repertoire with the police. I also know how to use a firearm and get by in a court of law."

"As in?"

She sighs.

"I was a police informant for a while, alright?"

Interesting...

Actions.

>...Offer her a job as a concubine. (Charisma, VERY HARD)
>Maybe a cabinet member... Such as Minister of Law and Order?
>Offer to make her a paid servant.
>Extend her an offer... A informant.
>Write-In
>>
>>351902
>Maybe a cabinet member... Such as Minister of Law and Order?
>>
>>351902
>>Extend her an offer... A informant
>>
>>351902
>>Offer to make her a paid servant in the palace
>Pay her extra to do counter-espionage
>>
>>351902
>Maybe a cabinet member... Such as Minister of Law and Order?
>>
>>351902
>>Extend her an offer... A informant.
>>
>>351917
This
>>
>>351917
Switching to this.
>>
"Well. I am always in the need of servants... I'll pay you, and... A little extra for counter espionage."

She looks like she's about to accept...
"Hang on... How much are we talking about in salary?"

"Well, about twenty-five Marks per hour."

She seems impressed.
"That's quite a bit... You have a deal, mister Renexizious."

"Good. I'll see you at the palace by tomorrow."
She nods, and walks off the stage.

You look, and see a terrified crowd, oh shit... Maybe you should say something.

Actions.

>And that's all folks! (Then cut the velvet curtains so they'll close... Then, cut a hole through it so you can pop your head out, similar to that of an elaborate theater performance! Theatercraft.)
>...Yeah. Shift down and tell the populace to go about their every-day lives. You want to speak to the Minotaur and the Dwarf.
>Write-In
>>
>>351951
>...Yeah. Shift down and tell the populace to go about their every-day lives. You want to speak to the Minotaur and the Dwarf.
>>
>>351951
>>And that's all folks! (Then cut the velvet curtains so they'll close... Then, cut a hole through it so you can pop your head out, similar to that of an elaborate theater performance! Theatercraft.)
>>351951
Dun da dun dun dun dun dun dun, da dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dunn, Dunnnn dun.
>>
>>351951
>>...Yeah. Shift down and tell the populace to go about their every-day lives. You want to speak to the Minotaur and the Dwarf.
>>
>>351959
This
>>
You shift down into a half-dragon form.

"Alright, move along!"

The people begin to disperse, though you note it lacked theatrical flair.

Who do you speak to?

>The (almost) crushed dwarf.
>The Greek Minotaur.
>>
>>351980
both.
>>
>>351980
>>The (almost) crushed dwarf.
Let's make sure he's alright.
>>
>>351984
...I know that. I just want to know in what order! Unless you want to shapeshift back into half-dragon form, and multitask like a motherfucker, with flames talking to someone and you talking to someone.
>>
>>351988
Lets do that
>>
>>351980
Dwarf. Award him the title of Hero of Sweden for beating the shit out of that zoophile elf and going to such lengths as tearing apart a structure to use as a weapon.
>>
>>351997
This.
>>
>>351980
>>The (almost) crushed dwarf.
>>
You go over to the semi-crushed dwarf.

"You alright dwarf?"

"I WILL PERSONALLY MESSAGE YOUR SEVERED LIPS!"

"...What does that even mean?"

"Oh, I thought I was still being crushed!"

"Why did you think that?"

"Because I can't feel a bone in me body!"

Ah.

Actions.

>Whelp, you are the offical Hero of Sweden, for beating a furry up, and using a weapon t- Wait a minute... Where's the furry?
>Use Necrotic Healing. (Necromancy)
>Help the dwarf up. He's probably fine.
>Ask who the leader of this party is.
>Write-In
>>
>>352016
>>Use Necrotic Healing. (Necromancy)
>Ask who the leader of this party is.
>>
>>352016
>Use Necrotic Healing. (Necromancy)
>>
>>352016
>>Use Necrotic Healing. (Necromancy)
>>
>>352016
>Whelp, you are the offical Hero of Sweden, for beating a furry up, and using a weapon t- Wait a minute... Where's the furry?
>Ask who the leader of this party is.
>>
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+5 for healing.
>>
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>352030
>>
You know, we still have the chance to learn actual non-necromancy healing.
>>
>>352044
That would be cool. But have we seen anything like that yet?
>>
>>352055
There was that option to learn Holy magic a while back. That would be where I would start.
>>
>>352034
16+5=21

Good Success!

You easily mend his bone together, and he starts to get up.

"By Odin's beard, me limbs are fine!"

"Yeah, well. Good. If they weren't we'd have a problem."

The dwarf gets out, and underneath him is the furry elf, moaning in pain.

Actions.

>...Ignore that and talk to the Dwarf.
>...Breathe ice into the hole, hopefully ending her.
>Slavery? Slavery.
>Gotta munch em all! Chewemon!
>Write-In
>>
>>352063
>...Ignore that and talk to the Dwarf.
>>
>>352063
>Gotta munch em all! Chewemon!
>>
>>352063
>...Ignore that and talk to the Dwarf.
>>
>>352063
>Healing and then slavery
It's perfectly fine if we roll low on this one.
>>
>>352063
>Slavery? Slavery.
When is it not the right time?
>>
You decide to enslave her. Later, of course.

You turn back to the Dwarf.

Actions...

>Offer employment as a cabinet member...
>Thank him for his service to Sweden.
>Ask who the leader of this organization is.
>Write-In
>>
>>352095
>>Thank him for his service to Sweden.
>>
>>352095
>>Ask who the leader of this organization is.
>>
>>352095
>Thank him for his service to Sweden.
>>
>>352095
>Thank him for his service to Sweden.
>Ask who the leader of this organization is.
>>
>>352095
>>Thank him for his service to Sweden.
>>Ask who the leader of this organization is.
>>
"Well, thank you for your service to Sweden, dwarf."

"Aye, that bit I suppose you do owe someone you just crushed."

"Now... Who's the leader of this organization?"

"That'd be the Minotaur. We call him Tusks, but don't mention it around the guy, he's rather sensitive about his... Erh. Minotaurness."

"And he's from Greece?"

"Aye, he emigrated here to escape persecution in Greece."

Interesting. You go over to speak to the Minotaur, who you find back stage, going through a book.

Actions.

>Knock, I mean, you are a dragon, but it pays to be polite.
>Enter anyways. You are his Emperor, so he should get used to it.
>Kick the door down. It'll be interesting to see his reaction.
>Write-In
>>
>>352115
>>Knock, I mean, you are a dragon, but it pays to be polite.
Helps that intimidation angle if we look not stupid.
>>
>>352115
>>Knock, I mean, you are a dragon, but it pays to be polite.
>>
>>352115
>Knock, I mean, you are a dragon, but it pays to be polite.

I thought that Greece was ruled over by a Minotaur. Did that change?
>>
>>352115
>>Knock, I mean, you are a dragon, but it pays to be polite.
>>
>>352128
No, you just saw in Franco's report that the daughter of one of the Archon's is a minotaur.
>>
>>352134
Daughter? Minotaur?
Is she hot?
>>
You knock, he looks slightly startled but motions for you to come in.

"How can I help?"

"Well, first off... I was wondering something."

You take a seat, and relax back into it.

>...What exactly are your people like? No, not Greeks... Minotaurs.
>So... What exactly is this party about?
>Why did you immigrate here?
>...What would it take to gain the absolute loyalty of your faction?
>Write-In
>>
>>352146
>>...What exactly are your people like? No, not Greeks... Minotaurs.
>>So... What exactly is this party about?
>>Why did you immigrate here?
>>
>>352146
>...What exactly are your people like? No, not Greeks... Minotaurs.
>So... What exactly is this party about?
>Why did you immigrate here?
>...What would it take to gain the absolute loyalty of your faction?
>>
>>352146
>...What exactly are your people like? No, not Greeks... Minotaurs.
>>
Ok, Jesus Christ anons, one or two at a fucking time. Not +3 or 4 choices all in one sitting.
>>
>>352146
>>...What exactly are your people like? No, not Greeks... Minotaurs.
>>
"So, what exactly are your people like? No. I don't mean Greeks. I mean Minotaurs."

"I am Greek, and also a Minotaur. Minotaurs are just Greeks, alright?"

"Stop avoiding the question."

He sighs.
"Alright. Minotaurs have a legacy of being some of the finest warriors of Greece. We stood with the three hundred, and we held the line against Italy and Germany. We're rare, but in recent generations more and more Greeks are being born as Minotaurs. It's essentially a curse."

"And?"

"Well... We're known for having a high temper, and a reputation for being barbaric. Which is unfounded!"

Actions.

>Is there a way I can attract more of your populace here?
>Why did you immigrate?
>What exactly is the party about?
>...Barbaric, and yet unfounded? Tell me more about how it's "unfounded".
>What would it take to gain the absolute loyalty of your faction?
>Write-In
>>
>>352181
>>Why did you immigrate?
>>
>>352181
>What exactly is the party about?

Also ask if there are Centaurs or other classical mythical creatures such as Harpies in Greece,
>>
>>352181
>>Why did you immigrate?
Sounds like a good deal.
>>
>>352181
>>Why did you immigrate?
>>
"Mind if I ask why you immigrated?"

"Well, in Greece if you are a Minotaur, you either join the military for fifteen years so your family may have honor, or you get executed by Metaxas's assault squads."

"Did you flee, then?"

He shakes his head.

"I did the time, I even authored a few history books during that time."

"Then why did you immigrate here?"

"Well... I didn't have a high opinion of the Regime. Being drafted for war or executed is not my idea of liberty. And I don't like book burning at all."

You nearly scoff.

"And you chose here, of all lands? Why not America?"

"America is run by corporations, at least here I don't have any illusions, I don't get drafted, I can raise a family, and I can serve my nation the way I want to. Sure, it may not be democracy, but I'd take a benevolent dictatorship over a rigid oligarchy any day of the week."

Actions.

>...Still, moving here?
>Is there any other mythical creatures?
>So, your an intellectual?
>What would it take to gain the loyalty of your faction?
>...Metaxas? I feel like I heard that name before.
>What is the party about?
>Write-In
>>
>>352211
>>...Metaxas? I feel like I heard that name before.
>>
>>352211
>>...Metaxas? I feel like I heard that name before.
Quest hook!
>>
>>352211
>>Is there any other mythical creatures?
>...Metaxas? I feel like I heard that name before.
>>
>>352211
>Is there any other mythical creatures?
>>
"Metaxas? I feel like I've heard that name before..."

He nods his head.

"You've probably have. He was a dictator. A good one, to humans maybe. But to us, he relentlessly persecuted. He stood fast against the Italians, and nearly held on against the Germans. Then, on his death, only two years ago, he dissolved Greece into the Hellenic Union."

"If Greece is dissolved, why don't you just go back?"

"First off, the Hellenic Union is all but Metaxas's regime in name. Second off, it's lazy, incompetent, and corrupt to such an astounding degree, that I would never move back there."

"I know all that... It's just... Something else..."

"...Oh. I think your thinking of the Athenian Egg."

"...Athenian Egg?"

"Yes. A few years ago, a major discovery was found in Greece. The Athenian Egg is basically, a giant hollow golden egg. There are many rumors of what's inside it, but none have been able to open it. However, professors have deterimined a similar magic like the Moscow Orbs."

You grin... More of these orbs?

"Interesting... Where is the Egg, if I may ask?"

"It is a state secret, so I wouldn't know."

Damn it.

Actions.

>...How would you like a job opportunity?
>Is there any other mythical creatures?
>What would it take to gain the loyalty of your faction?
>What is the party about?
>Write-In
>>
>>352234
>...How would you like a job opportunity?
>Is there any other mythical creatures?
>>
>>352234
>>...How would you like a job opportunity?
>>Is there any other mythical creatures?
>>
"Well... Is there any other mythical creatures in Greece?"

"Well, Centaurs, and that's about it. Centaurs however, have a rather fascinating history, since Constantine the Great, the Centaurs have been used as Cataphracts. By Hades, even their militaristic society represents feudalism at this point."

"Truly intriguing... Now... Would you be interested in a job?"

He goes silent for a minute, and puts his hands on the table...

"What sort of job?"

Choices.

>...How about the position of Cultural Minister?
>How about Head of Intespecies Affairs?
>How about as a diplomat to Greece?
>Write-In
>>
>>352255
>How about Head of Intespecies Affairs?
>>
>>352255
>How about Head of Intespecies Affairs?
>>
>>352255
>>How about Head of Interspecies Affairs?
>>
"How about head of Interspecies Affairs?"

"Sure, I suppose. What does the job entail?"

"Mostly making sure that nonhuman love me, and they don't try to lynch other races."

"Ah. Well. I suppose I'll see you tommorow for work?"

"Yes, I suppose so. Have a good day."

You leave, and head to a bookstore, the one you've been visiting for the past few years.

You go in, and the old man nods at you once again.

"Haven't seen you in a while."

Actions.

>Check out the Political Theory books.
>Check out some Theology books or something.
>...Does he have any more Magical Books?
>Write-In
>>
>>352282
>>Check out the Political Theory books.
>>
>>352282
>...Does he have any more Magical Books?
>>
>>352282
>>...Does he have any more Magical Books?
>>
>>352282
>Check out the Political Theory books.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>352289
This.
>>
>>352282
>>...Does he have any more Magical Books?
>>
"Just wondering... Did any more Magic Training books come in?"

He nods his balding head.

"Yup. Got some in the back."

You go and look in the back. Most of this stuff is what you already know, but three books interest you.

>...Studies of Dragons? Sounds interesting. ($400,000 in Cost)
>Summoning for Idiots? Well, you need some extra help with Smaug. ($400,000)
>Divinity and You? Huh, looks useful. ($400,000)
Treasury: 1.1 Million
>>
>>352309
>>...Studies of Dragons? Sounds interesting. ($400,000 in Cost)
>>Divinity and You? Huh, looks useful. ($400,000)
These both sound VERY interesting.
>>
>>352309
>...Studies of Dragons? Sounds interesting. ($400,000 in Cost)
>Divinity and You? Huh, looks useful. ($400,000)
>>
>>352316
This.
>>
>>352316
>>352327
+1
>>
You buy Divinity and Studies of Dragons. You thank the man, and head back home.

It is about night fall, and when you head home, to your lair... You find your wife in tears, in bed.

Actions.

>Nope! You want to read your new books, not have to deal with Elizabeth (as sweet as she may be.)
>See what's wrong. You are a husband, not a coward!
>Write-In
>>
>>352333
>>See what's wrong. You are a husband, not a coward!
>>
>>352333
>See what's wrong. You are a husband, not a coward!
>>
>>352333
>>See what's wrong. You are a husband, not a coward!
>>
>>352333
>>See what's wrong. You are a husband, not a coward!
Shit, what happened?
>>
You rush over to your wife, who's crying.

"What happened, Elizabeth?"

"...My mother is dead."

"...I am sorry to hear that."

You pat your wife on the back.

Actions.

>...Doesn't this make you Queen of England?
>...Come on, some sleep will help.
>Pheromones?
>Write-In
>>
>>352343
>>...Come on, some sleep will help.
Damn, we should have offered our help before this. Old Liz was pretty cool.
>>
>>352343
>...Come on, some sleep will help.
>>
>>352345
Can't we bring her back with necromancy?
>>
>>352343
>>...Come on, some sleep will help.
>>
>>352354
...For a few hours. Unless you want to have an unintelligent skelly rule England.


"Come on Elizabeth. Get some sleep, It'll be better in the morning."

"O-Of course."

You awake to your wife clinging to you, tightly. Her tears gone, luckily enough. Your wife seems to also be awake.

"Ren?"

"Yes, Liz?"

It seems her old British stoicism is back.

"Just wondering... How would you advise me to rule England?"

Actions

>...Well, you need a firm, strong hand, Elizabeth.
>Treat your people softly, and they will show their affection.
>...I can just rule for you, you know?
>Write-In
>>
>>352366
>Treat your people softly, and they will show their affection.
>But be harsh on your enemies so they don't think you weak.
>>
>>352366
>Write-In
She should know herself. Afterall, she already has the experience of ruling our country.
>>
>>352370
this
>>
>>352370
This. She's both strong and kind, and we trust her judgement.

And if things get too much, then we'll be there to help.
>>
I know this isn't related to the choice we're making here, but I suggest that what we should do next is gather the funds to finish the dragon mutagen so we can give it to Elizabeth.
>>
"You should know yourself, you've already ruled my country."

She sighs.

"...I'm just worried. I mean... England, for Christ's sake. I'll be busy, and... Well... We won't be able to see each other often, will we?"

"...Sadly, no."

"...I don't want to leave you."

"I know, Elizabeth."

She lays on your stomach, and the two of you don't talk for a while.

"...Well.... I would like an honest question, Ren."

"What is it, my love?"

"...Will you try to conquer England as well?"

Actions.

>...Eventually. It is only a matter of time.
>What? Never!
>...I'd prefer not to tell.
>WE will rule Europe.
>Write-In
>>
>>352396
>>WE will rule Europe.
We've never had a reason to invade England, and even less so now with our lovely wife on the throne.
>>
>>352396
>What? Never!
>WE will rule Europe.
>>
>>352396
>WE will rule Europe.
>>
"WE will rule Europe, Elizabeth. I swear till the day I die, I will never invade England."

"Thanks, Ren. I just want to make sure, for England's sake."

"Hm."

"...I suppose I'll have to move to England, Ren. God, Ren... Why can't anything be simple when it comes to affairs of state?"

Actions.

>...God, let's stop talking about this.
>No, you can still stay here, with me. Why move to England? I rule my Empire just fine!
>...I will miss you.
>Write-In
>>
>>352415
>>...I will miss you.
>>
>>352415
>>...I will miss you
>>
>>352415
>...I will miss you.
She could always abdicate and let one of our sons rule England.
>>
>>352415
>...I will miss you.
>Which is why I'll come with you and stay in England until you get settled
>>
>>352428
I'm liking this one, supporting.
>>
"I will miss you, Elizabeth."

"I know... God, I know."

A few minutes of hugging follow, when you have an idea...

>...Tell Elizabeth that she should should step down and abdicate to Charlemagne or Revenaris.
>...Tell her that you will come with her and stay with her in England for a time.
>Both of those are terrible.
>Write-In
>>
>>352439
>>...Tell her that you will come with her and stay with her in England for a time.
>>
>>352439
>>...Tell her that you will come with her and stay with her in England for a time.
>>
>>352415
>No, you can still stay here, with me. Why move to England? I rule my Empire just fine!
>>
Waiting ten more minutes.
>>
"I can come with you, to England for a time."

"...That sounds like a great idea, honestly."

"Thanks. When do you plan to go back to England?"

"The end of the month, of course."

You get out of bed, your wife staying in bed, trying to sleep.

Actions.

>Maybe you should visit Stockholm.
>Search for an orb...
>See how Richard's doing.
>See how Dad's doing.
>Visit Reinhold.
>Visit Claw.
>Try to lay with Elizabeth, she needs the company.
>Talk to your children.
>Visit Hans.
>Travel down to Stockholm.
>Talk to a cabinet member.
>See how Marcus is doing.
>>
>>352461
>>Try to lay with Elizabeth, she needs the company.
>>
>>352461
>>Talk to your children.
We'very been so busy we haven't really had time to get to know the youngest ones.
>>
Waiting ten minutes anons.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1= Hang with Liz.
2=Talk to Children
>>
You stretch your arms and yawn. Then, you fall back into bed, startling Elizabeth, causing her to slightly jump upward, causing a pillow to catapult into right ontop of her snout.

"Heh. You look cute with the pillow on your snout."

She blushes.
"I know. Thank you for staying."

"No problem, Elizabeth."

She takes the pillow off her snout, and gets back into bed.

Actions.

>Give her a good tumble, she needs it.
>You know, you have a question... Why exactly did she allow you to turn her into a half-dragon anyways?
>Ask if she's feeling better from last night.
>Write-In
>>
>>352475
>>Ask if she's feeling better from last night.
>>
>>352475
>>You know, you have a question... Why exactly did she allow you to turn her into a half-dragon anyways?
>And does she want to go further?
>>
>>352475
>Give her a good tumble, she needs it.
>>
>>352477
+1
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
"So, just wondering... Are you feeling better?"

"Much... It's just so sudden."

"Well, that's good that you have adjusted already."

"I feel like I should still be mourning, but I think I have."

Actions.

>Give her a good tumble, she needs it.
>You know, you have a question... Why exactly did she allow you to turn her into a half-dragon anyways?
>...Ask if she's still content with her half-dragon form.
>Maybe it's just the effects of being a half-dragon?
>Write-In
>>
>>352489
>...Ask if she's still content with her half-dragon form.
>>
>>352489
>>You know, you have a question... Why exactly did she allow you to turn her into a half-dragon anyways?
>>...Ask if she's still content with her half-dragon form.
>>
>>352489
>>You know, you have a question... Why exactly did she allow you to turn her into a half-dragon anyways?
>...Ask if she's still content with her half-dragon form.
>>
"So, just wondering... Why did you let me turn you into a half-dragon anyways?"

She looks serious.

"I wanted to see things from your perspective, to be honest."
"And how is it?"

"...Much more different then I was expecting."

"Such as?"

"...I'd honestly, rather not. I think it might come off a tad strange."

"How so?"

"Well... Before I never really cared too much about power... You know, who's in charge and whatnot. I was always content with my station. But now... Well. I feel strong. I want power."

"Hm..."

"But honestly, I am alright with it if it means I can get closer to you."

"Oh. Thanks, Elizabeth. I didn't know you cared that much about me."

"Of course I do, Ren."

"Just wondering... Are you still content with your half-dragon form?"

"...Are you offering me power?"

"In a sense, yes."

She looks tempted... And sighs.

"...I suppose... I mean, if I rule a nation, I would want to be powerful for my people..."

A few moments of silence follows.

"Ren?"

"Yeah?"

"I kinda wanted to ask you a question... I was slightly worried to ask."

"Why would you be worried?"

"I mean, I just didn't want to offend you, to be honest."

Actions.

>Well, go ahead. I have nothing to hide from you.
>...No, if it might offend me I'd rather not hear of it.
>Write-In
>>
>>352502
>Well, go ahead. I have nothing to hide from you.
Maybe except where we hide our butter.
>>
>>352502
>>Well, go ahead. I have nothing to hide from you.
>>
>>352502
>Well, go ahead. I have nothing to hide from you.


>>352504
That is a state secret.
>>
"Well, go ahead, I have nothing to hide from you."

"Well, I've been meaning to ask you... Why exactly do you take slaves? I want to know why you like it so."

Actions.

>...Have you not been allured to power once or twice? You just told me you rather like power... In fact, why don't you try owning a slave and see how you like it?
>Well, I own them because it's a family tradition.
>...It's cheaper to replace in case I accidentally eat one or something.
>Write-In
>>
>>352508
>>...Have you not been allured to power once or twice? You just told me you rather like power... In fact, why don't you try owning a slave and see how you like it?
And, as an afterthought
>...It's cheaper to replace in case I accidentally eat one or something.
>>
>>352508
>...It's cheaper to replace in case I accidentally eat one or something.
>>
>>352510
Seconded
>>
>>352508
>Write-In

"I have often defeated an enemy force and know that if they lived freely they would be a risk to the stability and peace of my nation. Not to mention they might try to kill me again.

Therefore I am faced with a choice; give them death and freedom or slavery and life. I feel I make the better choice from those two options.

This is before even mentioning the utility of slaves or their ability to be a deterrent against other enemies. Plus it is to some degree tradition, I still treat my slaves better than many have or ever will.

Not to mention I can free a slave but I can't bring a corpse back to life."
>>
"Have you not been allured to power once or twice? You just told me you rather like power... In fact, why don't you try owning a slave and see how you like it?"

"...Truly?"

"Truly. Also, because they are cheaper to replace in case I accidentally eat one or something like that."

She looks... Rather intrigued.

"Sure... I will see how well I like owning a slave, Renexizious."

Actions.

>...You weren't expecting her to actually agree.. Isn't she supposed to the nice one?
>Sure! You can have... The human slave that wakes me up once in a while.
>...Take the new Elven Slave.
>Write-In
>>
>>352518
>...You weren't expecting her to actually agree.. Isn't she supposed to the nice one?
>Sure! You can have... The human slave that wakes me up once in a while.
>>
>>352518
>Write-In

"We could go and ask the slaves if any wish to serve under you. Or we could gather them together and have you choose one."
>>
gonna wait five minutes.
>>
>>352520
Our slaves are the best slaves. Supporting.
>>
>>352520
Supporting.
>>
>>352523
Goddamn it, now I'm imagining Renexizious as fucking Billy Maze, but with slaves instead of cleaning utensils.

Goddamn it, why?!

"Well... I'll be right back, I have some slaves to gather."

She nods.

Actions.

>Gather all the slaves together and have your wife choose one.
>...Go around, asking if any slaves want to work for your wife.

Also, which will your primarily recruit from?

>Drow.
>Humans.
>Yuan-Ti

And which gender?

>Female.
>Male.
>>
>>352480
This.
>>
>>352525
>>Gather all the slaves together and have your wife choose one.
>Yuan-Ti
>Female
>>
>>352525
>>...Go around, asking if any slaves want to work for your wife.
>Drow
>Female
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>352529
This.
>>
You go around, asking if any female drow would like to help your wife.

After a few minutes, you find several slaves who'd like to do so. You take them to your wife, who's in the gardens of course.

"Now, take good care of them. Don't make them jump off of bridges or anything like that."

"Don't worry, you can trust me."

She fist pumps the air for some reason.

"Well then. Alright."

You hear sprinting from behind you and you pivot.

"Sir! Sir!"
Ah, it's that little human slave bearing word once again.

He runs up to you, out of breath.

"Sir... Your... Cabinent... Is... Starting... A meeting... And... They... Invited you..."

He takes a big gulp of air.

"Why the fuck did you run?"

"I couldn't find you!"

Actions.

>...Alright, you'll go to the cabinet meeting.
>No... You'll hang with your wife a little longer.
>>
>>352535
>>...Alright, you'll go to the cabinet meeting.
>>
>>352535
>>...Alright, you'll go to the cabinet meeting.

We do have to run the country sometime...
>>
You head to the meeting, and sit down with the rest of your Cabinet.

Your Treasurer, Temiar Goldmeister, asks for permission to speak. You nod.

"Sir... I have an idea to boost the economy some more. As you know, the goyim are rather patriotic... If we could capitalize on this, such as a "National Tax" of flags, t-shirts, and other imagery of you and it's nation, we could make quite a bit of shekels..."

Actions.

>Veto this.
>...Not a bad idea at all.
>Write-In
>>
>>352540
>Write-In
"The people shall not pay for patriotism!"
>>
"The people shall not pay for patriotism, Temiar!"

"...It was an idea!"

"Next... Kristijan, defense minister."

"As you know, soldiers are being retrained for warfare due to costly capture of Constantinople. My advice, introduce a military service period of up to twelve months for coming of age youths. This will help fuel patriotism, and military service tradition throughout the Empire."

>The military is strictly volunteers.
>The Swedish War Machine always needs new recruits.
>Write-In
>>
>>352544
>>Write-In
"So long as they receive all of the needed training and equipment I see no problem with this, just remember to put a positive spin on it like the conscripts learning skills on the job and getting a paid practical education. People love that shit."
>>
>>352545
Very much this.
>>
"So long as they receive all of the needed training and equipment I see no problem with this, just remember to put a positive spin on it like the conscripts learning skills on the job and getting a paid practical education. People love that shit."

"Very well. I will send the letters to Generals soon."

You turn to the next minister, the Head of Interspecies Affairs, Kyros.

"Got any policies for me?"

"Yes. I was thinking, how about a culture exchange program?"

"...Culture exchange?"

"Yes! Our brightest minds can travel to foreign countries to see the world and experience it for themselves, bringing back technology, ideas, and a new sense of the world with them."

Actions.

>...No. Imperial Sweden is the finest country on earth, no need to send our youth anywhere else.
>Sure! Our education system could use some foreign ideas.
>Write-In
>>
>>352547
>Write-In
"Just monitor that no ideas are brought back that are harmful to our nation, the government or our way of life."
>>
>>352547
Supporting this >>352549
>>
"I like it. Just make sure no differing ideas are brought back that are harmful to the nation, or our way of life."

"Well... I guess I'll figure out how to do that then."

"Next... Victor Wessels."

"Alright, so you know how tourism is on the high-track to begin a major industry in Stockholm?"

"...Yeah?"

"Well, I have an idea. We fund the arts, supply limited wages to artists to paint pro-government paintings, imagery, you name it and try to encourage artists to move here. Basically, we subsidize artists, and get propaganda AND art! Not to mention tourism!"

Actions.

>...You aren't going to put tax dollars to work funding some shitty artists.
>Sure, you were lacking in paintings anyways.
>Write-In
>>
>>352553
>Sure, you were lacking in paintings anyways.
>>
I'll be back in a while, anons.
>>
>>352553
>Sure, you were lacking in paintings anyways.


I swear to go, if there is a single "modern" """""artist""""" payed by us I'll see them enslaved, eaten, raised, eaten and finally burred in desecrated ground.
>>
>>352553
>Sure, you were lacking in paintings anyways.
>>
Fuck, I really pushed it this time, letting the thread reach page 9 before archiving. But now it's finally done. Thread 15 and 16 are now both archived properly.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=European
>>
I'm back anons, also thanks for archiving.

"Sure, I could use the extra paintings of myself, and the elves getting fucked."

He nods.

"Alright, good. I'll send some minor subsidies to some artists."

"Alright, now Amaya?"

The Inquistoress takes out a large... List.

"M'lord, after some brief torture, interrogations, and forcible conversions to the true Faith, I have found a brilliant solution to deal with our lack of numbers in the Inquisition!"

"What is it?"

"Simple. We start advocating for a Career Day in the nation's education system."

"Hold the fuck on... You want to bring children into a secret police force?"

"Exactly! We give them on the job training on how to deal with heretics and heathens!"

You sigh.

Actions.

>...Sure. Why the fuck not?
>No, you aren't going to subject youth to this.
>Write-In
>>
>>353650
Do it, but advocate for different careers as well.
>>
"Fine, do it but make sure to do different careers."

"Yes, your holiness!"

'Now... For Lorriana."

"I would like everyone in this room to calmly follow me."

"What? Why?"

She gives you a grin.
"I have created something which will prove to be rather interesting for our soldiers."

Actions.

>...No, you can tell us in here?
>Alright, I guess.
>>
>>353688
>>Alright, I guess.
>>
>>353688
>Alright, I guess.


Please don't be another human rights offence worthy thing...
>>
>>353688
>Alright, I guess.
>>
"Alright, come on everyone."

You head outside, and in front of you, on top of a table, you see a rather strange looking pistol, covered in wires, tubes, and other things. You go to grab it

"No! Don't touch it! It's liable to explode on untrained personnel!"

"Oh shit? Really?"

You throw the pistol back onto the table.

"...No, because that would be stupid to use in a field test. I just prefer that pistol... Now, this pistol is rather unique."

She grabs it.

"Now, any guesses on what this particular pistol can do?"

Actions.

>...Kill someone?
>Cause explosions?
>Look bad?
>Write-In
>>
>>353721
>>Look bad?
>>
>>353721
>Write-In
>No, but I assume you're about to enlighten us.
>>
>>353721
>Look bad?
>and kill things i hope
>>
"It looks bad?"

"For someone like you, maybe. but this is a beauty. Watch."

She claps, and two slaves bring out a testing dummy.

"Now, this pistol is unique. It's an extreme prototype, but using essentially what is diamonds, magic, batteries, hydro-compatible bullets, and finally some neon, I have created a rather fancible pistol."

She aims it down towards the training dummy, and fires a... Beam of light? towards it. It's instantaneous, but luckily your superior draconic mind registered it.

The dummy's head explodes, and the body is caught aflame.

"Basically, it's a fucking laser pistol."

"How the fuck did you make that?"

"...I stole some Chinese and Japanese research, some NATO rocket science, and most luck."

Actions.

>...When the fuck can we get more of these?
>Can I have one?
>Yeah, no. This is cool, but I don't really feel like going through laser tech is a good idea.
>Does it have a rechargeable battery?
>Write-In
>>
>>353806
>...When the fuck can we get more of these?
>>
>>353806
>>Does it have a rechargeable battery?
>>
>>353806
>>Does it have a rechargeable battery?
>...When the fuck can we get more of these?
>>
>>353806
>>Does it have a rechargeable battery?
>>
"...Does it have a rechargeable battery?"

She laughs.

"...Not unless you feel like getting incinerated from the coolant evaporating."

"Well... When can we get more of these?"

"Well, these are not safe for field work. Jamming could be fatal, not to mention the crippling inability to reload."

"...So, how long?"

"Give me a few months and this will be ready for field work."

Actions.

>No, do something else.
>...Yes, of course research laser beams!
>If it's magical, Anetta can probably help out.
>...Could I help out? I'm not as bad at science as you think I am.
>Write-In
>>
>>353853
>...Yes, of course research laser beams!
>If it's magical, Anetta can probably help out.
>...Could I help out? I'm not as bad at science as you think I am.
>>
>>353853
>>No, do something else.
>>
>>353853
>>...Yes, of course research laser beams!
>>If it's magical, Anetta can probably help out.
We got other things we might want to research, sle let's let our cabinet members handle this.
>>
>>353853
>...Yes, of course research laser beams!
>>If it's magical, Anetta can probably help out
>>
>>353853
>>...Could I help out? I'm not as bad at science as you think I am.
>>
"Well, of course research laser beams. Oh, also, Anetta. Work with her on this project."

"Alright."

"Well, I would say that's it for the council."

It is about night time.

Actions.

>Visit Stockholm.
>...You know, you have barely enough money to continue researching a Dragon Mutation... (Alchemy, HARD)
>Search for an orb.
>See how Marcus is doing.
>See how Richard's doing.
>See how Dad's doing.
>Visit Reinhold.
>Visit Claw.
>Talk to Elizabeth.
>Talk to your children.
>Visit Hans.
>Travel down to Stockholm.
>Talk to a cabinet member.
>>
>>353882
Search for an orb
>>
>>349796
>>353882
>>...You know, you have barely enough money to continue researching a Dragon Mutation... (Alchemy, HARD)
>invite Elizabeth to assist us
>>
>>353882
>>...You know, you have barely enough money to continue researching a Dragon Mutation... (Alchemy, HARD)
YES! It's time!
>>
>>353882
>See how Richard is
>>
Looks like Research wins.

Roll me a 1d20+6 for this.
>>
>>353882
>>See how Richard's doing.
>>
Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>353902
Necrodice have betrayed me, so I'm going to hope the alchemy gods smile upon me.
>>
Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>353902
>>
Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

rolling a one
>>
Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>353902
>>
Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>
>>353911
>>353917
what the fuck
>>
>>353911
>>353917
Oh shit
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>>353911
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Oh shit anons, that must be just a lab experiment gone wr-
>>353917
1

...I'm going to have fun with this. Did you guys invite Elizabeth down into the lab? Because I think you did.

Also, use Barbaric against one of the ones? (Note, you will still have one critical failure even if you succeed on the reroll.)

>Yes.
>No.
>>
>>353936
>Did you guys invite Elizabeth down into the lab? Because I think you did
no we did not
>>
>>353936
>no
>>
>>353936
>>No.
Also, only one Anon voted for it, so no.
>>
Alright, I just recounted.

Writing this.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

rolling a one
>>
Man, this dragon mutagen is frustratingly hard.
>>
You begin to do SCIENCE!!

After a few hours of work, you think you've created a rather potent mutagen. However, you'd rather not use it on the experimental patients, since it's rather likely they'll attempt to betray you. You need someone trustworthy to administer the mutagen to.

However, before you do this... You study the mutagen's effects a little closely. Here's what seems to be the results. It seems as if you are unable to refine it, for some strange reason.

Flaws: Prone to Extreme Anger, Unable to Shapeshift. Very Large.

Actions.

>...Study it further. (Intelligence.)
>Mutate someone trustworthy for further study. (Specify)
>Try to refine it anyways. (ULTRA-HARD, Alchemy)
>Write-In
>>
>>353981
>>...Study it further. (Intelligence.)
>>
>>353981
>>...Study it further. (Intelligence.)
Given that we failed on a very hard with an 18, I'm guessing ultra-hard is either impossible or requires a nat 20.
>>
>>353981
>>...Study it further. (Intelligence.)
We might still learn something from this that will make our future attempts easier.
>>
>>353981
>...Study it further. (Intelligence.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+6 for studying.
>>
Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

rolling a one
>>
Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>353998
We need triple ones this time.
>>
Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>353992
I'm guessing an ULTRA-HARD would need a 25+ so it's possibly that a 19 would be enough... but most likely we would need a critical.
>>353998
>>
>>354000
10+6=16

Minor Success!

After studying it at the molecular level, you find a few... Interesting things.

First off, in theory the mutagen will cause a massive personality shift. It'll be close to impossible to get rid of that, and if you do, will severely limit it's intelligence. And finally, the coup de grace, is that well... In addition, the mutagen makes the subject quite large, about half as large as you and since they are unable to shape-shift... Well. It could pose some major problems for housing and whatnot. You also find that applying this mutagen to a baseline human, will kill them. A dragonblood will be severely harmed mentally, and a half-dragon could pull through, though with some difficulty.

Cons: Personality Shift, Prone to Anger, Unable to Shapeshift, Very Large.

Actions.

>...You need to test it on an experimental prisoner. Even if they might betray you.
>Test it on a trustworthy ally. (Specify)
>...Start over. Just toss your notes out, and lose any scientific progress you've made so far.
>Attempt to refine it. (Alchemy, ULTRA HARD.)
>Write-in
>>
>>354041
>>...Start over. Just toss your notes out, and lose any scientific progress you've made so far.
>>
>>354041
>Attempt to refine it. (Alchemy, ULTRA HARD.)

For science!
>>
>>354041
Toss this shit out. We're not making our populace a bunch of braindead titans.
>>
>>354041
>>Keep it as it is for now and do something else
>>
>>354041
>...Start over. Just toss your notes out, and lose any scientific progress you've made so far.
>>
>>354041
>>...Start over. Just toss your notes out, and lose any scientific progress you've made so far.
Another failure...
>>
You start tossing everything with the Dragon Mutagen out, son of a fucking bitch, why can't you get this done? What's stopping you from creating a goddamn dragon!

You leave, infuriated. You just spent five million in yet another goddamn failure.

It's currently midnight.

>...Get some fucking sleep. Maybe you'll calm down a little.
>Read some of those books you got, though you'd rather punch something or someone to be honest.
>Visit Stockholm, maybe you can do something to get your fucking anger out.
>See how Marcus is doing, maybe you can do something together or some shit.
>See how Richard's doing, maybe get a drink or two at the pub.
>See how Dad's doing.
>Visit Reinhold, maybe some prayer will actually help you.
>Visit Claw, you haven't talked to that guy for a while.
>Sleep with Elizabeth, your fucking tired and angry.
>Talk to your children. Even if the bastards might be sleeping.
>Visit Hans, maybe he has something to get your fury out or something.
>Write-In
>>
>>354080
>>Visit Claw, you haven't talked to that guy for a while.
>>
>>354080
>>Visit Claw, you haven't talked to that guy for a while.
>>
>>354080
>Visit Hans, maybe he has something to get your fury out or something.
>>
>>354080
>Write-In
>Study a magic book
Maybe one of them has the answer? We got two new ones after all.
>>
Waiting five more minutes.
>>
>>354080
visit Claw
>>
You decide to talk to Claw. Claw's place, which is a guest room, is rather... Well. Small.

You knock on his door (and leave a small dent in it.)

"O-oh, Ren! I didn't know you were coming."

"Yeah. Listen, can we talk?"

He nods.

"I-I guess so. What do you... Uh. Want to talk about?"

"...You forgot to invite me in."

"Oh! Right. I uh... I'm not used to getting visitors."

You go inside, and see that his room is... It's pretty ill-kept.

Actions.

>...So, How are your slaves doing?
>...What happened to those concubines I gave you?
>Don't you need a bigger place to call home?
>...So, mind if I ask why you stay here with me? I mean, honestly you could just leave at any time.
>Write-In
>>
>>354129
Ask about slaves and concubines.
>>
>>354129
>>Don't you need a bigger place to call home?
>>...What happened to those concubines I gave you?
>>
>>354129
>>Don't you need a bigger place to call home?
>...So, How are your slaves doing?
>>
>>354140
Seconded
>>
"So, what happened to those concubines I gave you?"

"T-they erh... They're here. I mean... I just haven't gotten around to it, you know?"

"...Gotten around to it?"

"I'm... Uh. Busy?"

You sigh.

"...So. How are your slaves doing?"

"Good. I don't really need them though. I mean, my room is about only about forty feet, and I think I do fine on my own."

"...Well. Don't you need a bigger place to call home?"

He nods.
"That would be nice. I would prefer not to live in this cramped room anymore."

Actions.

>...Wait... What do you mean your "busy"? I haven't seen you work at all!
>I could see about getting you a lair like mine or something.
>What the fuck do you do all day? Lay in bed?
>Write-In
>>
>>354170
>I could see about getting you a lair like mine or something.
>What the fuck do you do all day? Lay in bed?
>>
>>354170
>>...Wait... What do you mean your "busy"? I haven't seen you work at all!
>Write-In
>With your room being this bad you should have come and told me about it. Had I known then I'd given you something bigger a long time ago.
>>
>>354170
>>...Wait... What do you mean your "busy"? I haven't seen you work at all!
>>
>>354170
>>...Wait... What do you mean your "busy"? I haven't seen you work at all!
>>
"...With your room being this bad, you could have told me about it. I would of given you something bigger a long time ago."

"...Well... I didn't want to piss you off in any way."

"That's fucking low-confidence if I ever heard it."

"I'm not low-confidence!"

"I would beg to differ. What did you even mean by "busy"? I haven't seen you work at all!"

"...Well... Truth be told... I don't really want concubines. It's just kinda weird, alright?"

"...What? You don't want sex or anything like that?"

"No! I-I just don't like taking advantage of women." He lowers his head slightly...
"...Also, I wouldn't want to disappoint them or anything."

Actions.

>...Holy shit dude, you're either autistic or really, really fucking low confidence. Concubines are there for fucking, not to ignore.
>...Yeah, good luck with that.
>...Why the hell are you such a "nice guy"?
>Write-In
>>
>>354218
>>...Holy shit dude, you're either autistic or really, really fucking low confidence. Concubines are there for fucking, not to ignore.
>...Why the hell are you such a "nice guy"?
>>
>>354218
>Take back the concubines from Claw
>>
>>354218
>>...Why the hell are you such a "nice guy"?
>>
>>354218
>>...Holy shit dude, you're either autistic or really, really fucking low confidence. Concubines are there for fucking, not to ignore.
I'm honestly thinking we never should have given him this holding. He's obviously not leadership material.
>>
>>354218
>>...Holy shit dude, you're either autistic or really, really fucking low confidence. Concubines are there for fucking, not to ignore.
>What are they doing then? Just wandering around?
>>
"...What the fuck are you doing? Concubines are there for fucking, not to ignore!"

He seems to become slightly agitated by that, but quickly calms down. It seems you found some sort of button.

"Alright, listen, I do-don't care what you do with your concubines, but leave mine out of this, alright?"

"What the fuck are they doing then? Just wandering around?"

"No, they just sleep with me and generally just talk. Alright? Come on Renexizious, let's just fucking move on already."

Actions.

>...You actually never really seen Claw agitated before... Press his buttons further, maybe you can make him more confident.
>Fine, I don't really give a shit what you do with your concubines, alright?
>Write-In
>>
>>354308
>>...You actually never really seen Claw agitated before... Press his buttons further, maybe you can make him more confident.
I'm not happy with this situation at all.
>>
>>354321
Same here, but let's roll with it.
>>
>>354308
>...You actually never really seen Claw agitated before... Press his buttons further, maybe you can make him more confident.
He asked for these concubines and we gave them to him. But we don't like him wasting our gifts like this.
>>
>>354308
>Fine, I don't really give a shit what you do with your concubines, alright?
Claw, you're hilarious.
>>
>>354321
Agree but as a sidenote hes really cute.
>>
"Why the fuck did you want concubines in the first place?"

"I just fucking felt like it at the time! Then it just fucking went away, alright!"

"Your fucking wasting my resources, and for what? To talk to someone?"

"Listen, get the fuck out of my room. I don't want to fucking talk about this, I swear to fucking God."

Yep, he's very close to getting angry now.

Actions.

>Refuse, keep pressing his buttons.
>...Fine.
>Write-In
>>
>>354362
>>Refuse, keep pressing his buttons.
Good. Some people just need a kick in their ass to be productive. The slums here are a bigger indicator than the incontinence he's demonstrating.
>>
>>354362
>>Refuse, keep pressing his buttons.
>>
>>354362
>>...Fine.
>>
>>354362
>Refuse, keep pressing his buttons.

What a sperg
>>
"Why the fuck should I leave this room?"

"Get the fuck out!!!"

"Fuck you, and no."

"Goddamn it, Renexizious! I don't want to fucking fight you, but I swear to God I will if you don't get the fuck out!"

"Please. Fight me? Your tail is behind your legs, you couldn't be a fucking leader, and Hansodr proves it."

He swings his fist at you, and connects straight on your cheek, bruising it slightly, and sending you to the ground.

"O-Oh shit. Fuck. Sorry!"

You looks ashamed, and gets lower to help you up.

Actions.

>...You think you might of taken it a little too far. Apologize for your behavior.
>Good. Keep pressing, you've almost broken him.
>...That sperg just hit you? Hit back. Maybe you'll smash his buttons.
>Write-In
>>
>>354411
>Good. Keep pressing, you've almost broken him.
We can take far worse.
>>
>>354411
>>...That sperg just hit you? Hit back. Maybe you'll smash his buttons.
>>
>>354362
>>Refuse, keep pressing his buttons.
>>
>>354411
>Good. Keep pressing, you've almost broken him.
>>
"Hah! Good, you son of a bitch! Maybe you'll be a man yet!"

"You fucking take that back! My mother wasn't a bitch! She was a goddamn respectable woman!"

"So? If she was, she would of raised a child who would be a man, instead of a goddamn glorified woman."

He roars, and charges you, headfirst. He yells something unintelligible.

Actions.

>Dive to the left! (Agility)
>Dive to the right! (Agility)
>Counter-charge him! (Body)
>Take the hit, he needs to be proud of something, maybe winning against you might make him more confident.
>Write-In
>>
>>354447
>>Dive to the left! (Agility)
Make a test out of it. Is he gonna fold under pressure?
>>
>>354447
>Take the hit, he needs to be proud of something, maybe winning against you might make him more confident
I'd be pretty confident if I beat up the super-sized dragon-pope
>>
>>354458
And then when he gets cocky he realizes we gave it to him.
>>
>>354447
>>Counter-charge him! (Body)
We've got to tie this fight if we want to give him confidence WITHOUT him getting too cocky.
>>
>>354447
>>Counter-charge him! (Body)
>>
>>354473
You have a point, seconded.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+15 for Counter-Charge.
>>
Rolled 17 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>354491
Whump!
>>
>>354494
rip Claw
>>
>>354499
I voted for the Agility roll, don't blame me.
>>
>>354505
It's okay,it's not your fault we're a fucking tank.
>>
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>>354494
17+15=32
vs
1+9
Overwhelming Success
Vs
Critical Failure!

Claw charges you, but seems to reconsider his actions.

"Shit... What am I doing.. Your my f-"

You slam into him, sending him into the wall, you see him slowly get up, and roar.
"I'LL FUCK YOU YOU UP YOU LIKE I DID WITH THE FUCKING DROW!"

He charges at you, at an amazing speed, and frothing at the mouth. You fucking broke his buttons, holy shit.

Actions.

>Oh shit, fucking jump out of the way! (Agility)
>You can take a direct hit from him... Right?
>Counter charge this mongrel! (Body)
>Summon your familiar to distract him! (Summoning)
>Cast a spell!
>Write-In
>>
>>354523
>>You can take a direct hit from him... Right?
That's more like it Claw, now show us what you got.
>>
>>354523
>Summon your familiar to distract him! (Summoning)
Smaug's gonna fuck us up,isn't he?
>>
>>354523
>>Counter charge this mongrel! (Body)
>>
>>354523
>Counter charge this mongrel! (Body)
>>
>>354523
>Counter charge this mongrel! (Body)
STANDING HERE
>>
Jesus, roll me a 1d20+15 while I roll for Claw.
>>
Rolled 20 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>354544
Stop trying to hit me and hit me!
>>
Rolled 9 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>354544
Don't die Claw
>>
>>354554
did we kill claw?
>>
>>354554
rip Claw
part deux
>>
>>354554
Holy shit, we need to stop hitting back and let him land a blow! I mean damn, this just isn't fair to the guy.
>>
>>354565
Yeah, maybe wailing on him wasn't the wisest decision.
>>
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>>354554
...Oh shit, anon.

20 vs 19

You into him and send him fucking flying into the dark rafters above. Holy shit. For some reason, some blood drips down from the ceiling, and you don't see Claw fall back down.
Actions.

>...Shit, you alright Claw?
>Try to climb up there. (Agility)
>Nope, wait for him to fall back down.
>Write-In
>>
>>354577
>>...Shit, you alright Claw?
>>
>>354577
>>...Shit, you alright Claw?
>>
"Claw? You alright up there?"

No response comes. Suddenly, from behind you get tackled, and knocked to the ground. It seems Claw's stealth still applies in Human form. He flips you over, and begins to punch at your head.

Actions.

>Yeah, fuck no, try to kick him off. (Body, HARD)
>Let him do this, you've been winning quite a bit so far.
>Try to dodge his blows. (Agility, HARD)
>Summon Smaug to help! (Summoning, HARD)
>Write-In

Due to surprise, you also suffer a -4 to all rolls during this turn.
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>>354614
>>Try to dodge his blows. (Agility, HARD)
Oh good, now we get to learn something.
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>>354614
>>Yeah, fuck no, try to kick him off. (Body, HARD)
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>>354614
>>Yeah, fuck no, try to kick him off. (Body, HARD)
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>>354614
>Yeah, fuck no, try to kick him off. (Body, HARD)
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Roll me a 1d20+11

I thought you anons were trying to tie, instead of beat the shit out of him.
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Rolled 12 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>354641
Yeah I got nothing. We're apparently pretty sore over getting hit?
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Rolled 5 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

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Rolled 4 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>354641
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>>354649
12+11=23
Vs

17+9=26

Failure!

He punches you straight in the eye,and again straight in the mouth, quite hard. (-500 HP), and you try to kick him off. He uses your kick to propel himself back into the rafters, where you cant' see him. Shit.

Actions.

>...Try to back into a corner, and watch the rafters closely.
>Fuck, try to use Necrotic Healing on yourself, it might be cheating, but who cares? (Necromancy)
>Try to stay down, and see if he'll buy that he knocked you out cold. (Charisma.)
>Write-In

Current HP: 1500 (Human Form)
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>>354676
>>...Try to back into a corner, and watch the rafters closely.
This is getting pretty fun.
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>>354676
>>...Try to back into a corner, and watch the rafters closely.
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>>354676
>>...Try to back into a corner, and watch the rafters closely.
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>>354676
>>...Try to back into a corner, and watch the rafters closely.
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>>354676
Use pheromones to make him drowsy.
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You get up, and back into the corner. Small drips of blood come off your lip, shit.

A few seconds of silence follow... You look up at the rafters, expecting an attack any minute.

Suddenly, you feel a... Ball of slime? Thrown towards you from the rafters.

Actions.

>Try to dodge! (Agility)
>Emit a pheromone and hope the ball misses!
>Try to punt it!
>Write-In
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>>354692
+1
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>>354716
>>Try to dodge! (Agility)
Immobilizing huh? Let's see how well we move.
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>>354716
>Emit a pheromone and hope the ball misses!
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>>354716
>>Try to punt it!
Probably won't work, but this is a little handicap to give ourselves.
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Waiting five more minutes.
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

Whelp, rolling.

1=Try to dodge.
2=Pheromone.
3=Punt it!
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Roll me a 1d20-4 to dodge.
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Rolled 3 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>354774
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Rolled 7 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>354774
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

rolling a one
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Rolled 19 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>354774
>>
Rolled 19 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>354774
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>>354795
10-4=6
vs
14+10=24
Overwhelming Failure!

You attempt to jump out of the way, but the slime ball hits you straight in the eyes, making your descent to the floor disorienting you. You can't see very well, and no doubt Claw is closing in to capitalize on this.

Actions.

>Try to get it off! (Agility, HARD)
>Fuck! Try to just roll around to not get hit!
>Punch at the air wildly!
>Release a pheromone, asap!
>Write-In
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>>354808
>>Release a pheromone, asap!
fear
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>>354808
>Release a pheromone, asap!
The loyalty one!
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>>354808
>Release a pheromone, asap!
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>>354808
>>Release a pheromone, asap!
Loyalty
>>
Looks like Pheromone wins!

Select from the following...

>Lust
>Loyalty
>Fear
>Drowsiness
>Pleasure
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>>354820
>>Fear
>>
>>354820
>>Lust
Nah, fear.
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>>354820
>Lust

Maybe he'll finally do something with the concubines. Although in the case of a tie I'll my vote to Drowsy.
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>>354820
>>Drowsiness
>>
Rolled 12, 16 = 28 (2d20)

Ignore my rolling.
>>
Looks like Drowsy wins.

12 vs 16

Claw Resists!

You release a pheromone, but you don't hear a thud or anything. Fuck, it probably didn't work!

You feel a sudden pounce on your head, and feel Claw punch wildly at your head.

Actions.

>Try to dodge! But... Which way is he punching? (Agility, HARD)
>Fuck this, try to kick him off! (Body, HARD)
>Surrender! You fucking surrender! You can't see shit! (Charisma, HARD)
>Fucking spit acid in his face, see how he likes it! (Body, will escalate the conflict.)
>Write-In

You guys suffer a -2 due to being Blinded.
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>>354850
>>Fuck this, try to kick him off! (Body, HARD)
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>>354850
>>Fuck this, try to kick him off! (Body, HARD)
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>>354850
>>Surrender! You fucking surrender! You can't see shit! (Charisma, HARD)
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>>354850
>>Fuck this, try to kick him off! (Body, HARD)
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Roll me a 1d20+13 to get him the fuck off.
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Rolled 2 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>354877
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Rolled 3 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>354877
Can we purposefully inhibit our strength? Maybe to a +8 modifier, or something?
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Rolled 9 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>354877
>>
>>354850
>Fuck this, try to kick him off! (Body, HARD)
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>>354893
lets not
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Rolled 20 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>354877
>>
>>354903
...Oh fuck.

20+13=33

Critical Overwhelming Success!

He claws at you, tearing the slime off your eyes. You grab Claw, and charge him straight into a wall, where you start hammering him in with your fist. After a few punches, he sinks to his knees, disoriented, heavily injured, and most likely nearly unconscious from the thrashing you just gave him. He's try to get back up again, however, and say something.

"...I'll... I'll fuck... I'll fuck you up..." This is interrupted by him, coughing up a slight amount of blood.

Actions.

>Grab him, and throw him across the fucking room. (Body)
>Let him stand up. He won't let you down.
>...Try to use Necrotic Healing on him. You want him to win this, damn it. (Necromancy)
>Write-In
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>>354917
>>Let him stand up. He won't let you down.
>>354917
>>
>>354917
>>Let him stand up. He won't let you down.
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>>354917
>Let him stand up. He won't let you down.
>>
Wow.

Claw: 20 on Recovery.


Claw stops coughing, and gets up, slowly. He wipes some blood off his face.
"...I... I said I will fuck you up... And I won't stop coming until you are... Fucked up..."

He stumbles towards you, and rushes you head on.

Actions.

>Counter Charge him, again! (Body)
>Take the hit.
>Try to jump out of the way. (Agility)
>Pheromone, you'd rather not have him get too hurt trying to beat you up.
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>>354951
>>Counter Charge him, again! (Body)
>>
>>354951
>>Take the hit.
>>
>>354951
>Counter Charge him, again! (Body)
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>>354954
>>354969
do you want to kill claw
>>
Waiting ten more minutes.
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>>354951
>>Take the hit.
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>>354951
Take
>>
Claw's Roll: 20+9=29

Critical Success

Claw's hit hit's you square in the chest, causing you to not even flinch.

"That's all you got?"

Claw roars in anger, and hits you straight in the gut, then knees you straight in the head, sending you straight towards the ground. But, he grabs you by the hair, and tosses you onto the bed, where it looks like... He's gone? (-1000 HP)

You hear a knock on the door.

"Ren? Some of the servants reported fighting here... I'm hoping your alright?"
Oh shit, it's fucking Elizabeth.

Actions.

>Yell that your busy to your wife.
>No, fucking stay on the bed, you don't know where the fuck Claw has gone, and you don't want to book it to a corner of the room.
>Maybe Claw's distracted by this, maybe you can book it to a corner.
>Call a truce with Claw. (Charisma)
>Write-In

HP Remaining: 500
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>>355039
>Call a truce with Claw. (Charisma)
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>>355039
>Call a truce with Claw. (Charisma)
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>>355039
>>Call a truce with Claw. (Charisma)
Also, I think it's close enough that we can stop holding back.
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Roll me a 1d20+9 to persuade Claw.
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Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>355067
>>
Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>355067
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>>355070
10+9=19

Failure!

"Claw! Come on, truc-"

"FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!"

You see Claw pounce at you from the fucking rafters. Goddamn it!

Actions.

>Try to punch him mid-pounce! (Body)
>Ddoge! (Agility)
>Take the hit... Though it'll probably knock you out.
>Write-In
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>>355078
>>Try to punch him mid-pounce! (Body)
>>
>>355078
>>Try to punch him mid-pounce! (Body)

Why the fuck did we let ourselves be assaulted by an sperg dog who completely avoids people and let the city he was put in charge in fall to ruin?
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>>355078
>Try to punch him mid-pounce! (Body)
Let's just fuck him up.
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Roll me a 1d20+15
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Rolled 4 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>355096
>>
Rolled 13 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>355098
>>
Rolled 7 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>355096
>>
>>355101
13+15=28
vs
20+9=29

Holy shit, very close anons.

You go out to punch him, but he lands on you, and delivers a blow which knocks you out.

A few minutes later, you find yourself tossed outside of Claw's room, and Elizabeth grabs you and carries you to bed.

Actions.

>...Can you kick his ass for me? Please?
>...I was going to bed anyways.
>...You made Claw Great Again.
>Write-In
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>>355116
>>...You made Claw Great Again.
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>>355116
>>...You made Claw Great Again.
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>>355116
>...I was going to bed anyways.
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>>355116
>>...You made Claw Great Again.
Claw rolled 3 consecutive 20s.
>>
"I... I made Claw Great Again..."

You pass out in Elizabeth's arms, and awake the next day in your bed. You find your jaw hurts badly, still.

Actions.
>Do Science!
>Read a book.
>Visit Stockholm.
>See what Marcus is doing.
>See how Richard's doing.
>See how Dad's doing.
>Visit Reinhold.
>...Maybe Claw decided to visit his concubines after he knocked you out? (Free)
>Talk to Elizabeth
>Talk to your children.
>Visit Hans
>Write-In
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>>355154
>>...Maybe Claw decided to visit his concubines after he knocked you out? (Free)
>Read a book.
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>>355154
>See how Dad's doing.
>>
Waiting five more minutes anons.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Whelp, rolling.

1=Read Book and visit Claw.
2=See how Dad's doing.
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You decide to see how Dad's doing. You find him drinking mead, and talking to Reinhold about something.

You approach, and Reinhold nods.

"Hey, son. Do you need something?"

Reinhold hears this, and turns around.

"Hang on a minute... Your his son?"

"...Yes? Did you not know this?"

"I did not. Oh, by chance, have you seen any thieves or suspicious looking people for the past few days? I erh... Lost that orb."

Actions.

>...Tell him the truth.
>...What? You haven't seen anyone too suspicious the past couple of days.
>...Why yes... You think someone was acting rather odd for the past few days. (Incriminate someone.)
>Write-In
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>>355256
>...What? You haven't seen anyone too suspicious the past couple of days.
>>
>>355256
>>...What? You haven't seen anyone too suspicious the past couple of days.
>>
"What? I haven't seen anyone suspicious for the past couple of days."

"Alright, then. I trust you, Renexizious. If you find anyone who might of had a hand in this, tell me."

You nod.

"So... Dad."

"Aye?"

"Just a small question... What were you doing talking to Reinhold?"

"Eh, talking to him about paganism and whatnot. Had a rather fond interest, for a priest."

"Ah. So, mind if I ask what your doing?"

"...Getting drunk, of course."

"Ah, a rather favored past time for you, isn't it?"

He nods his head.

"Aye."

Actions.

>...Ask him what he thinks of your wife.
>Ask if he's somewhat pissed off that your christian?
>...Offer to get drunk with him.
>Do Godi's have pagan magic? Just wondering.
>Write-In
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>>355316
>Ask if he's somewhat pissed off that your christian?
>Do Godi's have pagan magic? Just wondering.
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>>355316
>Ask if he's somewhat pissed off that your christian?
>Do Godi's have pagan magic? Just wondering.
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"Hey dad, just wondering... Are you pissed off that I'm catholic?"

He sighs, and seems a little disappointed with you.

"...Honestly son, do you believe all that? I can still scarcely believe my own flesh and blood believes in the crossed god, to be honest."

Actions.

>...Doesn't he know your the crossed God? (Conversion, HARD)
>Yeah, you do.
>...No, you don't. It's just a clever guise.
>Write-In
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>>355363
>>Yeah, you do.
>>
Waiting eight more minutes.
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>>355363
>Write-In

"It was one of the first religons I ever heard of and to be honest it seems to have worked out so I won't complain. I don't, and possibly can't, know if there is a god of any kind but I like the christian, catholic, god."
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