A little girl...Your... little girl.It's still weird to hear that. Especially when she calls you dad.But... this is apparently your life now. And hers."Well-"You stretch your arms out and entwine your fingers before cracking them."It's not like I wasn't doing this already.""What's that daddy?""N-Nothing."You stand up and proceed to walk into the kitchen."Hold on, I just need to get in character."Moving over to the fridge and take out a can of Monster Energy Zero Ultra.Cracking it open you start sipping it before making an audible "Ah" noise."Okay. Now I'm ready."You look over to the girl and start pondering what to do with her.>Well... we can't have you walking around without a name>Okay kids. Pack your stuff and let's have a little celebration back on my home planet!>Hmmmm... Oren, Kamin. Could you look after her for a bit? I got stuff to do (Meet up with Kale like you were supposed to)>Other?
>>3422301>Hmmmm... Oren, Kamin. Could you look after her for a bit? I got stuff to do (Meet up with Kale like you were supposed to)
>>3422310Changing to>Take all the kids with you when going to meet Kale
>>3422315SupportLet's do this!
>>3422301This >>3422315Caulifla is going to be pissed when she finds out we knocked up a planet before we knocked up her
Erm...I mean... at least this will be interesting?>writing
>>3422301we boomer now
>>3422353Chance that this goes according to anons plan? 0%. Do we care? Not one bit.
You scratch your head for a while before deciding "fuck it"."Okay kids. Who wants to watch Kale beat the shit out of me?""Me!""Me.""Me.""Y-You could at least pretend that you care about my well being you know..."Taking the three of them with you to Kale you start thinking about how you're gonna handle this.After all her and Caulifla are amongst those that have no idea about this new girls existence.In the end you decided to just wing it, seeing how almost none of your ideas got anywhere."Oy! Kale!""Oh! Eric!And-"She pauses as she looks at the Tuffles around you.She looks like she wanted to greet the twins but her eyes linger at the new one."Erm... She's your... sibling?""You could say that."Kamin shrugs."I'm their sister!""N-Nice to meet you!I'm Kale.""And I have no name!""She's uh... She's mine.""Hmmm?What do you mean?"You scratch your head awkwardly, not knowing how to break it to her.Biting your lips you entertain the thought of telling Kale that it's your child and she's the "daddy" so to speak.But you toss that idea right the fuck out. You're a dick, not an asshole."She's my... kid.""K-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kkkkk-"Aaaaaand she broke.That's about what you expected honestly.Kamin and Oren were nice enough to fan her with a piece of paper while you sat down next to her and slowly explained things over the course of an hour.By the end of it she managed to calm her nerves enough to respond properly.With a long winded sigh of relief she spoke up."I see now... that... makes sense.""No."You respond firmly."No it doesn't.But... she's here now. And I'm responsible for her.At least she's... lively.""Hehehe."The little Tuffle waves at the Saiyan once she realizes you are talking about her."So... Are we going to train then?"Clearly not wanting to speak more about this Kale attempts to derail the conversation.And you are thankful for that. Maybe that way you can both digest things a bit.>Sure. That's why I came. But I couldn't really leave her alone.>Erm... one moment. Hey kids! Would you mind lending us a hand?>N-Not right now. Actually I thought maybe you could... help me with her?>Other?
>>3422353Its true, he really was the legendary super boomer!
>>3422382>Sure. That's why I came. But I couldn't really leave her aloneChild or nit we've still got a tournament to win
>>3422382>Sure,that's why I'm here. Hey kiddo your older siblings are going to be keeping an eye on you while I train with your mother for a bit. You have two moms by the way. I want Kale to spontaneously combust
>>3422390Really there are three moms unless you're not counting Caulifa, which is understandable really. I probably wouldn't trust her with a kid either.
>>3422382Kek this >>3422390I want our child to call Caulifa momma when she meets her for the first time. The reaction would be priceless.
>>3422382>>3422390This is going to be great supporting >>3422393Caulifa is a big softie under those edges. That's even before sayain maternal instinct kicks in.
>>3422382>Sure. That's why I came. But I couldn't really leave her alone.
>>3422382>>3422390We have to get a mental leg up over Kale. We can't disappoint our daughter by losing the first fight she has ever seen.
Giving Kale a meltdown right before training might not be a good idea if you actually want her to get any gains but...>writing
>>3422425I know but can you blame us, she's just so teasable
"Of course! That's why I came like I promised!"You turn around to face the Tuffles."Hey kiddo your older siblings are going to be keeping an eye on you while I train with your mother for a bit. You have two moms by the way.""Okaaaaaay! Have fun mommy and daddy!"The little cinnamon bun waves you off before returning to her siblings."Hey, let's go draw pictures in the sand!"Meanwhile Kale seems to be getting pale as she's repeatedly muttering something to herself."M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mmommy?"Looks like you might have overdone it a bit.Whoops.But looking over the area you start thinking about maybe moving somewhere else because if Kale gets out of control...Best not to think about it too much. Then again... Maybe if you did some other type of training...You carefully think this through while your friend is busy spacing out from sheer terror.>Ah fuck it! Saiyans seem to learn best from getting punched in the face!>Maybe you could train her the same way you did Caulifla>Then again... she doesn't need more power like Caulifla, she just needs to learn how to control her emotions. Maybe you could help her and learn some telepathy in the process>Other?
>>3422454>Then again... she doesn't need more power like Caulifla, she just needs to learn how to control her emotions. Maybe you could help her and learn some telepathy in the process
>>3422454>Then again... she doesn't need more power like Caulifla, she just needs to learn how to control her emotions. Maybe you could help her and learn some telepathy in the processThis seems reasonable.
>>3422454>Then again... she doesn't need more power like Caulifla, she just needs to learn how to control her emotions. Maybe you could help her and learn some telepathy in the processEither this works or beserk Kale ends up with a psychic scream, I'm cool with it either way
Well that is obviously one sidedRoll me some dice then.Best of 4DC: 14 Crit: 19>Writng
Rolled 15 (1d21)>>3422495inb4 we crit fail and she goes berserk
>>3422502Well.. now she won't.But if she did that'd be your own fault
Rolled 10 (1d21)>>3422495
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>3422495
Rolled 6 (1d21)>>3422495
Rolled 12 (1d21)>>3422495
>>3422502Not a crit but still some progress.
WowTalk about clutchYou were this close to having to deal with this
>>3422513Meh a 15 is good too
Maybe you could somehow help Kale with her *ahem* anger management issues.Yes, that sounds good. It'd be good for her to learn how to rein in all that power that keeps overflowing in her.AND it'd be the perfect opportunity for you to practice telepathy. Maybe. Hopefully... Probably not."Hey Kale..."No response."Kaaaale!"You extend your hand in front of her and start snapping your fingers."Earth to Kale-""H-Huh?!""Welcome back.See... I have an idea about our training.""Y-YES! The training! Let's train! Right now!""Hooold on a bit.I got a good idea!""W-What?""You have... trouble controlling yourself when you get excited, right?"Kale sheepishly nods."So I'd like to help you with that.""H-How?""Just... trust me on this.It's hard to explain."After a few moments she nods and agrees to give your idea a try.Feeling glad that she trusts you enough to do this, you have her sit down and you do the same while facing her."Comfortable?""Uh-huh?""Good. Good.Now... don't be alarmed. But I'm gonna touch you."Reaching out you see Kale visibly recoil for a moment before she relaxes as you reach upward and to her head.Touching her temples gently you try your best to give the saiyan girl a reassuring smile."Kale... Do you trust me?""Y-Yes...""Okay.Now... I want you to go mad.Can you do that?"She freezes and says nothing for several moments. You can see on her that she REALLY wants to ask several questions from you, the first one probably being "Are you CRAZY?". But instead she takes a deep breath and then nods. Thanking her you prepare yourself for the worst.And as the ground begins to crack around you as Kales power rises faster and faster... you get it.
>>3422522Wait, would all the stuff we said about kids have an effect on her berserk state? God dammit 15 you robbed us of getting to breed snu-snu
>>3422545yesbut you would've died. probably
>>3422548If Kale didn't manage to kill us via snu-snu than Caulifa would finished us off after she found out we impregnated a planet and her best friend.
>>3422548But think of the sheer amount of endurance gains if we had survived!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJJbt5mQIuYYou see Kales eyes slowly changing, getting a yellowish tinge and developing pupils.A vein pops out on her forehead and many bulge out on her arms as her muscles slowly swell.Her faint exertion noises start turning into ever louder growls as her aura flares up.For a moment there you feel anxiety, pants shitting fear and excitement all at the same time."That's it Kale! Good!Keep going!""HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"Okay. She's going off the charts now. It's now or never.You try to push yourself in an attempt to join minds with Kale. How hard could it be?After all... you've already mindmelded with a PLANET before. This shouldn't be too hard.But as it turns out yes, yes it is.Not exactly "getting in", no. It's what awaits you once you are linked with her that manages to almost BREAK you.There is something... in there. Something... primal and terrifying.A pure form of animalistic rage the likes of which you've never experienced before.Just feeling that... roar wash over you makes you feel... ANGRY! Like you want to destroy anything and EVERYTHING that DARES to stand in your way.But with sheer willpower and with a little bit of help from the pain you felt from biting down your own tongue you manage to keep it together until you can sort of block out this... monster.*pant pant*"Okay... what... the actual fuck?So this is the source of their strength huh?Looks like the whole "warrior race" spiel is not for nothing."However even though you managed to shield yourself from this overwhelming rage you can still feel it growing.If you don't act quick Kale might snap on the outside and beat the shit out of you.But how do you help her stop such a thing? Or rein it in at the very least?>Find the conscious part of Kale and try to strengthen it>Wait... if you can feel her then... that means she can feel you>Try calling out to Kale in this... maelstrom>Other?
>>3422583>>Wait... if you can feel her then... that means she can feel you
>>3422583>Wait... if you can feel her then... that means she can feel you
>>3422583>Wait... if you can feel her then... that means she can feel youA lot of easy innuendo to make this session
>>3422583>Find the conscious part of Kale and try to strengthen it
>>3422583>Wait..if you can feel her then...that means she can feel you I wonder what she is feeling from us right now?
>>3422622You know what that's fairOn a seperate note, it might be time to make a character sheet pastebin of Eric's abilities since we have a good number of them now.
>>3422622Checked, she knows that we have a boner. Oh god just how much does she know? Does she know that about how cute we think Caulifa is? Does she know about the feelings we have for Kalifa? Just how far down does it go?
>>3422630She feels what you feel currently. Nothing more.Just like how you don't have access to her memories either
>>3422636Oh good, the angel sex dreams would have been really awkward to explain, or the threesome sex dreams, or the muscle kale dreams....
>>3422627Well... I don't know if I could make one that's... you know... good. Or keep it updated.But if anyone is up for it I won't stop youAnyway.Emotion switch go!>writingAnd uh...You could start rolling dice again but with a twist this timeBest of 4DC: 15 Crit: 18But since it's you who decide how you feel about a character you can make write-ins about WHAT emotions you'd want to impart to Kale.If you write something good I might add a bonus to your rolls
Rolled 1 (1d21)>>3422657
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>3422657
Rolled 21 (1d21)>>3422657
>>3422668Whoop there it is
>>3422668Well... so much for that.You could be feeling constipation and you'd still succeed
Rolled 16 (1d21)>>3422657
>>3422681I want to say give her a feeling of confidence and calm (and the satisfaction we get from bulli)
>>3422657I'll see about making one later
>>3422657Tell her everything is going to be okay. She doesn't need to be afraid of herself any more.
>>3422657>But since it's you who decide how you feel about a character you can make write-ins about WHAT emotions you'd want to impart to Kale.I'd say general calm, confidence in her control/ability (and in general), and affection for her (and Caulifla/Kefla bleedover, because those two are basically a threesome waiting to happen).
Sorry guys. I haven't gotten anything done yet.Something came up. The coppers from my future job came to interview me and I absolutely had to answer them.I'd say... I still need about 30 minutes to eat my dinner then I'll get back to it.So don't worry, not ded yet
>>3422731Take your time, though I'm surprised there's still more testing, your new job is seriously thorough about this.
>>3422731>So don't worry, not ded yetWORRYING INTENSIFIES
>>3422716>>3422728>Give her a great big mental hug>The twins are watching >"Do you think that's how he did it on Plant?">Kale overhears >"Wait, am I going to have Eric's babies now?!"
Okay. I'm back!Time to write shit!>>3422744This is the very last thing.Basically a background check.See where I live, how the neighbors think of me etc.But I think I'm in the clear now.
>>3422757I hope they don't find out you are the hacker 4chan
>>3422751>Eric: probably>Kale: *passes out*>Kamin: why are you so set on teasing this girl?>Eric: Damn it I'm a single father now, let me have this!
You think back to planet Plant, how you merged minds with their hivemind... how it was a two way connection.Now there's an idea!Pulling back a bit you take a deep "breath" and begin basically thinking really, REALLY hard about what you feel about Kale. Especially about the moments she managed to stay in control and appear perfectly calm, like when she transformed into a Super Saiyan right before your eyes.Images of her flash through your mind as you attempt to recall each meeting with her and as you do you are filled with... adoration amongst many things.You start projecting not how she is but how you see her, a strong and amazing warrior.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfskPuEd3fc"KAAAAAALE!"You project your thoughts into her."EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY! YOU DON'T NEED TO BE AFRAID OF YOURSELF ANYMORE!"The tempest appears to wax and wane as conflicting thoughts smash into each other."Damn it! It's not working!"You alter your thoughts as Kales self doubt seemingly overpowers your perceived image of her.Recalling how confident you are in your own abilities and how calm you are when using them, but also how that all pales in comparison to what the Saiyans are capable of.It seemingly works."YOU DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE KALE! YOU CAN STAND ON YOUR OWN!BUT-"You pause."BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'LL BE ALONE! CAULIFLA WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU AND-AND... AND SO WILL I!SO COME ON KALE! SHOW THIS STUPID MONKEY WHO IT'S DEALING WITH!"Now even your own emotions are running out of control as you desperately try to reach her. In that moment where your concentration lapsed a few things may have... bled over into her.Feelings of not just respect... but adoration. Maybe even affection.But just before you could stop yourself you feel something bubbling to the surface. Something... green.Quickly you let go and see as Kales hair turns yellow first and then green afterwards.When she opens her eyes you see that they are unchanged, they still have that yellow tinge of ferocity to them.But what's behind those eyes is what's important. Not rage. But tears."Y-You mean it?"You go in and give her a big ol' hug.The muscular and frankly terrifying girl then lets out a cute little yelp."Of course I do."She then slowly tries to reciprocate the gesture and as she does so you try to join together with her.To show her how perfectly calm the both of you are."There there.So... how does it feel to walk on your own?"
>>3422821Okay that's just precious. Smile status: Protected
But as you are busy "celebrating" this monumental success the two of you overhear the Twins making snide remarks."Hey Oren.Do you think this is what he did to our planet?""H-Huh?!"Kale gasps."D-Does this mean I'll have your babies now?"You can't help but snicker."Y-Yes!"She then gives you a mean look."That's not funny..."You then stop yourself."Yeah... But you've been in here."You tap your head."You know I do it because I like you."She then... smiles."I know."Then she... snickers?"But I'm not sure Caulifla does!""Y-You don't-You can't!""I won't tell her though.If you pay me that is-"Looking at her you feel defeated. Is she really threatening you?That she'll rat you out?>F-Fine>Okay I... I won't tease you anymore if that's what you want>Just do it...>Other?
That’s adorable But Vados’s position as best girl is being challenged! I’m torn.
>>3422850>Just do it..
>>3422850>Just do itEric is a warrior damn it
>>3422850>Do It.Fear: 0
>>3422850>>Just do it...
>>3422850>Eric the doomslayer does not kneel to blackmail, go ahead tell her whatever you want, I can survive the consequences.
>>3422874Vados: oh my, what happened to you?Eric: the monkeys spanked back...
>>3422874Supporting >Yfw they fuse again in order to get back at us.
Huh.Well looks like you missed that opportunity>writing
>>3422850>"You can't tell her if I told her first!">Run off to go shout at Caulifla about how awesome she is>"I KNOW already, now will you just let me concentrate?!"
>>3422910Heh... I might just use that...The question is... are the others okay with it?>>3422911Eh... it doesn't matter now
>>3422920When she's stuck in bed? Unable to chase us down? This is our only chance to do it and get away alive.Pull the trigger, Not-Som.
>>3422910>>3422920I am very much fine with it, one change though replace the word awesome with hot
>>3422920>Eh... it doesn't matter nowWait shit she wanted to be bribed with something we would like too, didn't she? Damn our pride, we just vegeta'd the hell out of this.
>>3422896>>3422920Fucking knew it. Oh well, what's done is done.
>>3422938>Trying to tease a kiss out of the only guy in your life you think is cool like it's one of your space romance novels>Accidentally set him on a suicide mission to confess to the most important person in your life instead>He's probably also the only guy in HER life that SHE thinks is cool>He's probably the only man in the known universe that could possibly get a favorable response out of her, not just because he cooks, fights, and openly admires her but just has a general knack for doing the impossible "WAIT, ERIC, NO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT- IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A CUTE KISS, COME BACK!!!"
You wait for a moment."N-No! I refuse!""Hmmm?""If you want to tell her then just do it!"You swallow nervously."Hmmm... maybe I will.We'll see."She says teasingly.Wait... does she mean she'll instead hold out on you? No. Nonononnono.Anything but that. You'd rather get it over with quick instead of this Chinese Water Torture shit.Separating from her you run off."You can't tell her if I do first!WAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!"Running at full speed and cackling like a madman you take off.Seeing this Kale fails to respond due to her confusion and by the time she recovers from it it's too late, you're out of earshot."WAIT! I WAS JUST KIDDING-""Wow. Look at him go."Kamin observes."Oh shooooot! What have I done?"Kale became a nervous wreck once more.
>>3422963>Congratulations you played yourself
>>3422963Your psychic anon
>>3422964Kale please save us from ourselves.Or one of the kids.Somebody. Hit???
>>3422976No, she was gonna blackmail us to GET a cute kiss.
>>3422968Tbh, though I am a Vados fag, I feel ripped off Not Som. Kinda salty that did the exact opposite of what I thought it did.
>>3422980That's what I meant, but It's not In our nature to accept that. If she wants a kiss she has to be DIRECT.
>>3422983I mean... it feels pretty funny and fitting that Eric just pulled a Goku and cucked himself.
>>3422996Difference is that Eric probably didn't think of the possibility because he's not used to people thinking he's cool, whereas Goku has straight up brain damage.
>>3422996Unlike Goku however, we will soon become aware of what we have done and try to fix it.
>>3422996>>3423009>>3423026I thought we were aware of what we were doing and just being obtuse to fuck with her.
>>3422996I find the fact both Eric and Kale just played themselves hilarious. It's like watching a harem trope happen but the context actually makes sense.
Not wasting any time you make your way to Cauliflas bedroom, kicking down any door that stands in your way.Even dashing past your mentor that one time."HeyaVadosgottagoseeCauliflabye!""What... just happened?"Finally kicking down the final door you arrive at your destination and hear the groan of Caulifla as she shifts around in her bed."Urgh... who has... the balls..."Swallowing hard and feeling your pockets open up to the spaghetti dimension you try to approach Caulifla."H-Hi..."She looks up from her bed and looks at you with eyes half shut as the light peering in through the door hurts them.Unsurprisingly she doesn't have the strength to make good on her word and kick your asshole for waking her up. What IS surprising however is that there is not even a hint of that intent in her."Mmmmmm... what?"Your lips quiver as you attempt to form words that your big, stupid brain now decided to simply forget you blabber nonsense at her."Well... Good news everyone... Errr...Kale er... She's errr... I'm a dad now errr.....Shit.""What? You're not making any sense..."Suddenly Kale shows up in the doorframe, sweating and shaken."E-Eric! I was just joking-Er... SIS! Don't listen to a word he says!"You look over your shoulder with the most puzzled expression you didn't even know the human face can pull off."Y-You... were?""Y-YES! What I meant was-""Okay..."Caulifla sits up and rubs her eyes."What the Hell are you two idiots talking about?""I..."You can't speak up.Your eyes alternate between looking sheepishly at Caulifla and utter horror when looking at Kale.>I... like Kale...>I... like you...>I like... both of you>I should go!>Other?
>>3423059>...KALE TOTALLY JUST NAILED HER SUPER SAIYAN TRANSFORMATION JUST NOW, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT, IT WAS AWESOME!
>>3423059>I have to go return some videotapes.
>>3423059>I should go!I think that's our cue to hit the fucking road.
>>3423009>Eric: CAULIFA I LIKE TEASING KALE, SHE'S CUTE AND IT'S FUN!>Caulifa: Well yeah, have you seen her tits? Kale is hot, how long did it take you to figure that out dumbass?>Kale: SIS NOOO-wait I'm really conflicted right now...
>>3423059>...KALE TOTALLY JUST NAILED HER SUPER SAIYAN TRANSFORMATION JUST NOW, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT, IT WAS AWESOME!>I should go!
>>3423059>I like... both of youIt's happening
>>3423059>>I like... both of youRIP my ship but I can’t ignore Eric’s IC love of amazons.
>>3423059>I like... both of youFuck it I change my vote, balls to the walls stupidity coming through!
>>3423059>I like cookingFull autist engaged
>>3423070Actually.Fuck it >>3423059Switch to >I like... both of youIt's time.
>>3423059>I like... both of you >Go into full retard mode and confess all of your feelings about how much you love both of them
>>3423059>Use your TIMESKIP to have a moment to calm yourself>I like both of youSwallow the spaghetti, remember your training.The shitstorm, It's coming.
>>3423094Jk>I like...both of you
This is going to be a disaster, I'm watching a trainwreck in the making but for the life of me I can't not push for it.
>>3423059>I like both of you>Tell them how much they mean to you and how thier training has given you a new outlook on life. Just let all of your feelings out.
>>3423115Guess helping Kale with her emotions got the better of us!
>Inb4>Well of course you do dumbass, It's pretty obvious we've been friends for a while.>...Y-you mean->Yeah idiot we're best bros, the hell are you kicking down my door for something like that>...O-oh...>*Kale Is hitting critical mass on the side*>R-right, I gotta g-go do that t-thing, that thing over there
>>3423122At the very least we have the alien card to fall back on if they get pissed>Eric: whaaaaat, you guys don't do polygamy? That's totally normal on Earth, that's my b.>......really?>Eric: it is technically correct yes
>>3423110If this goes wrong, we need to go find Hit and throw ourselves at him and full on fight him release our pent up frustration.
Looks like going full spaghetti lord won it out, but we really should mention that Kale just nailed her transformation since that's what brought this all about to begin with. Also, they're both really hot and have great tits. Less important, but it bears mentioning.
>>3423059>I'M IN LOVE WITH BOTH OF YOU!!!make it as blindingly obvious as possible >>3423133Sayain relationships(in universe 7 at least) are more centered on power levels than anything else. If one sayain had enough power they could have a harem of his choice, though it would be socially apprehensable if members of thier harem were much weaker then they were. It goes both ways, a powerful sayain chick could have several orbiters and a dude could have a lot of bitches. Not sure about ou universe but it looks like they are even harder on the eugenics train then universe 7 so it's likely the tradition remains even if the harems are smaller due to higher expectations for power levels. If they genuinely love us back this will definitely work out in the end.
>Give option to back out because I'm nice and don't want to fuck you guys over because of a misunderstanding>Jokingly put in "both" comment because some people would be mad if I didn't>People pick the obvious backout button. good.dragonradar>Sudden shift towards full autism>ohnoW-Well... time to attempt to make this... presentable>writing
>>3423178DON'T CALL IT A GRAVE.IT'S THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE.
>>3423178It's the SQR niggers, they are doing this as an offering to thier meme god of digits, autism and muscle girls.
Rolled 14 (1d21)>>3423178be gentle
>>3423178We're a father Not-Som, we're just having a mid-life crisis is all, being a single parent isn't going to get our baby girl into a good college!
>>3423178I expected it and went forth with it anyway, Hell has shown us life is fleeting and it's better to try and fail than not try at allHit me
>>3423197we need a wife for every kid.we have three kids, we need three wivesGuess who's next?
>>3423202Sala? "Aw, D, I thought you'd never ask~!"
>>3423178A tragedy that we all made together. Beautiful Isn't It?Fuck.
I think it's time we made a portal to a place far less stressful than what we currently have to face.Yes, lets make a portal to Makai.
>>3423193>>3423194>>3423195>>3423197>>3423201>tmw the anons are self aware but still united in their autismIt has been an honor questing with you all
>>3423202>>3423204Anons we already have three wives. Caulifa, Kale and planet Plant. Honestly smdh.
>>3423194Damn straight, offer praise to autism jesus. May all embrace his blessings unto all wheyfus.
>>3423213I agree with you In spirit. Remember at the start of the quest Eric was scared shitless of Hit? I say when this blows up In our face we go fight Hit to get brutalized ten ways to sunday. Maybe If we put ourselves In a coma aggressively bettering the stance we might feel a little better about ruining two of the best relationships we've ever had.
>>3423222Plant is just our baby mama, Vados is clearly the third wife
>>3423222Trips confirm. May they shield us through these dark and terrifying times.
>>3423228I guess we just gotta hope Saiyan mating is different enough to not immediately pissing them both off....I'm not holding my breath though...
Or better yet
>>3423240stop making me so worried you bastard
>>3423240>>3423246JUST GET IT OVER WITH NOT-SOMLIKE A BANDAID, RIP OUR HEARTS OUT LIKE A BANDAID AND GET IT DONE WITH. THE ANTICIPATION IS KILLING ME.
>>3423246>>3423240Damn it man stop messing with us and just get it over with, I'm not afraid to die!
>>3423220Wrong song anonwww.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofREOUR AUTISM WILL PEIRCE THE HEAVENS, NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER,PAVE THE PATH TO THE FUTURE WITH OUR AUTISM ALONE!!!!
"HAHA GUESS WHAT! KALE TOTALLY JUST NAILED HER SUPER SAIYAN TRANSFORMATION JUST NOW, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT, IT WAS AWESOME! AHAHAhahaha-haaa..."You fall unceremoniously on your ass and bury your face in your hands."A-Are you alright?""I'm... I'm fine Kale.Just give me a moment."Collecting your thoughts you take a deep breath and open your mouth."Oh god what am I doing?"Standing up you take a few steps back to look at both girls at once.Caulifla however gets impatient and snaps."Spit it out already.""I'll... I think I will."You respond."I... I have no clue how to say this so I'll just say it...I like you... both of you."There was silence."Look... I know how it sounds and... actually there is no "and". That is it.I've been here for... months but it feels like I... like I always was here. It's been the most wonderful part of my life without doubt. And thanks in no small part to you.""E-Eric...""I honestly... truly don't know how I even feel.All I know is that before this I couldn't even speak to a girl. But being surrounded by you?I feel... I feel happy and once in my life I think I can talk with girls! Do you know how much that means to me?I never... had anyone before. Because I was a coward! I always tried to imagine how it'd be, being in a relationship.But you are the first ones that I imagine myself with!"With that you finally let out a long winded sigh of relief that's been building in you for a while now."So... as dumb and stupid and... dumb this sounds this is how I feel right now and I'm confused as hell!But I could no longer keep it in me and I already regret saying it but I feel like I... like I had to say something.So if you could just... sorta forget this happened or just ignore it until I can sort myself out, I'd appreciate it!"
>>3423279>So if you could just... sorta forget this happened or just ignore it until I can sort myself out, I'd appreciate it!"Something tells me caulifla isn’t going to let that happen but I could be wrong.
>>3423279No matter what happens, I can't help but respect Eric for his balls, that was weirdly touching.
>>3423279This is it, the moment of calm before they confess how they feel about what Eric just said. My maximum feels playlist is on, my dick is in hand, my body is fucking ready. Give me that feeling of warmth in my soul again Som.
>>3423291>SomIt's NOT-Som, dammit.
>>3423291>inb4 neither are angry, they just reject him and move on luke it didn't happen>inb4 Eric is both relieved and heartbroken
>>3423291I'm feeling it too anonhttps://youtu.be/5ySWhvwB0VQ
>>3423291>Som>Kale and Caulifla kill you. The End.
No, Eric. You can't hesitate on the path that you tread. There is no going back. A true man has 'resolve'. That means that once he makes a decision, he sticks to it and powers through anything that would get in the way of that decision.
Unable to keep it together anymore your shoulders begin to slouch as you watch meekly for any sort of answer. Kale seems... touched? Confused? Weirded out? You'd wager it's a mixture of all. But it wasn't her that you were really worried about. No it's the girl with the penchant for dropkicking into rooms at mach 5. And while Caulifla doesn't exactly get out of bed or even sit up for that matter she seems to make an effort to support her upper body with one arm.Making a similar pose to the famous "Draw me like one of your french girls" one she speaks up."Well duh...""Excuse me what?""S-Sis?""I mean. It was pretty obvious.""It... it was?!"Caulifla then shoots a mean look to her friend."Oh come on! Don't you remember how he acted on Earth?Or here?""B-B-B-But I thought that was Kefla-""We ARE Kefla you dummy!"Caulifla then sighs and looks back to you."Hey... It's okay to be fucking confused. We all are...That fusion thing is fun but... weird. It messes with ya' you know.So... thanks for coming out with it. It feels good to talk about it.""Caulifla..."You are on the verge of tears as you look at her."Buuut ye'r still gonna pay for waking me up!Kale! Kick him in the asshole!""Yes Sis!"The muscular girl then walks over to you, leads you out through the door and gives you a sly little wink before """gently""" throwing you out the window.Digging a fucking trench as you land you hear your little girl cry out."DADDY!""Well that went better than expected."Oren observes."Did you know that every other species that attempted to copulate with a Saiyan, be it male or female, died?I think you just set a record Eric."Kamin also chimed in."THANKH ASHHOLESH!"Pulling your head out of the ground you spit out some dirt.Once you finish coughing you look back at the tower and can't help but smile."Was it a yes?"Kamin asks."It wasn't a no~!"But now that you... somehow managed to get out of that alive, what's more with a shred of dignity left you are free to move on and worry about that later.However in your mind you vowed to yourself that you'll take the girls to Earth once this whole tournament shebang is over.>The only one left is Hit. And you need a good beating after that>C'mere kids. Now dad's the one that needs your help>Go and ask Vados: "What the fuck?!">Other?
There. This is the best I got.And no. I refuse to do more of that scene!
>>3423334>>The only one left is Hit. And you need a good beating after that>>But name your new daughter first
>>3423338It's okay Not-Som, I expected far, far worse. You did good.>>3423334>The only one left is Hit. And you need a good beating after that>Give kids hugs and tell them you love them before Hit-sensei beats the tar out of you
>>3423334>C'mere kids. Now dad's the one that needs your helpbonding time with kidsand also training the smart, tuffle way
>>3423334>The only one left is Hit. And you need a good beating after that
>>3423334>The only one left is Hit. And you need a good beating after thatWell, that worked out better than I thought, back to training
>>3423334>Hit >Freya is a proper viking name for our daughter. >>3423338You did good man
>>3423338You were a real trooper to deal with this mega waifufaggotry fillled session, we can go back to dbz training and light hearted socials now.Well done, Not-Som
>>3423362But anon, Not-Som Is the one who set this Into motion with Kale trying to be cute for a kiss, we just spiraled things out of control by being ourselves.
>Go and ask Vados: "What the fuck?!" Name your daughter, I vote for Lyn like some anon proposed last thread: Lingonberry, a relative of cranberry and blueberry, is revered for the fruits that make Scandinavian jam or syrup of renown.If we have time, take the kids to train with Hit
Okay...We'll continue next session with Hit and afterwards... well we'll seeBut for now.Pick a name.Anything goes but I'll just show the 3 ones that I liked>Vanilla>Lyn>Freya>Other
Fuck, I deleted the link>>3423418Lyn
>>3423418Vanilla.She's the purest.
>>3423418Lyn is cute!
>>3423418So Not-Som, what are your thoughts on how today's session get hijacked straight past shenanigans into a crazy love confession?I'm curious, what did everyone else think?
Hmmm... Lyn it is
>>3423463I think we should go confess to Vados too.
>>3423470Wait, is that because you felt cringy from writing an emotional cenfession scene or because we get the shenanigans short and went straight for the confession?
>>3423475>wants to write a kiss scene>players fuck it up>tells players they fucked it up>LETS CONFESS THEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAA>gives them an out>they go double full retarda mystery
>>3423475I'm just memeing.But it was a pain in the scrote to write I'll tell you that
>>3423470Shhh, It's okay now Not-Som, the bad anons can't hurt you anymore you're safe. Until we ask for the threesome scene.
>>3422910>>3423470As the anon that instigated it all, I just want to say... I REGRET NOTHING.
>>3423489Damn, gonna be hard to have a threesome with female zamasu and planet Plant. But I believe in you Not-Som:D
>>3423484We may never know>>3423486Kek, don't worry the pain is over.
Seeing how Hit is the only member of your team that's available and you haven't trained yet you decide to hit him up next.Hehehe... "hit" him up.But before you go you have a sudden epiphany."Hey kids. I'm going to go and get myself a cold shower.And by that I mean I'll have Hit beat me silly. Wanna watch?Maybe join?""Let's leave that as a "maybe watch".And we'll consider it.""Good."You then turn your attention to your little girl."And how about you- er...We really need a name for you don't we?"You sit down and she hops in your lap while giggling."A name! A name!""Hmmmm..."You start thinking about a name that'd be fitting for her but when attempting to come up with a fruit pun you come up kinda short. Your mind is not tailored for that kind of autism, no yours is a different spectrum."What do you guys think?""Vanilla?""Too obvious.""Banana?""Are you serious?"You ask them."Okay fuck it. Cranberry, strawberry, lingo- LYN!How does that sound little one? Would you like to be called Lyn?""Yehehey! LYN!""You seem to like it! Lyn it is!"You pull her in for a therapeutic hug."Are you enjoying yourself?"Kamin asks while smiling."Uh-huh!"While answering her you run your hand through Lyns hair."Hmmmm... we'll have to do something with your hair. Brushing this will be a nightmare...Maybe I could get Kale to give you a ponytail like hers..."
And like I said this is it for today.Next time it'll time for OUR TIMESKIP IS UNBEATABLE.After which I'll probably do a weeklong timeskip and then we'll get to the MEAT of all this. The tournament.Take care until then
>>3423505Regrets are for the weak>>3423511Just have FemZamasu and Plant fuse when Zamasu becomes the universe, then Invite Kefla. Threesome.
>>3423525>OUR TIMESKIP IS UNBEATABLE.
>>3423525So, question time! Sounds like the girls had been sitting on the tangled mess of emotions that emerged with our starcross'd romance with Kefla for a while. Can we get an idea how it went, that is to say, how they felt about it at first and where they stand now?Also, any idea of our work with Kale's transformation stuck? Because if we managed to more or less deal with that in a day, we might have the time to split our focus between helping Caulifla and doing our own thing with Hit!
>>3423524>Girl named Lyn>With a ponytailBoi.What's next? Her hair suddenly turns green?
>>3424537>Energy weaponry, Nigh-Undetectable attacks which may or may not be THE STANCE Oh shit now that I think about It WE should abuse that combo Ah yes, our precious little fire emblem reference. I wonder If she's the type to even like fighting. She was stated as not having any combat ability but hey, humans and tuffles as species generally aren't but here we are so she could very well learn. Wouldn't be surprised If she was our gohan equivalent, don't know how I feel about that sweet Innocent and considered 'weak' through a large part of the story unless thoroughly provoked, pulling extreme bursts of power from nowhere.Well honestly I'd only train her If she wants to learn though this Is dragonball and her father Is a battle maniac so she probably will, maybe just to get closer to him. We'll see how she develops.
Lyn has Eric gens (and probably insane power level growth rate) mixed with the DNA of the most intelligent individuals of a race of supergeniuses, she'll be Beerus tier before she hits 15.
>>3424581Of course we're gonna fucking train Lyn!What kind of dad doesn't teach their children how to defend themselves?
>>3424657Well I talking less 'self defense' training and more 'unstoppable warrior' training. She might not like fighting. It wouldn't be hard to get her competent enough to beat up all but the top tiers of fighters, but does she want to be able to defend herself from everything but universal threats, or do we want her strong enough to fight gods of destruction like her father seems to be on his way to doing? Is she likes It, we can put her through the wringer like we did ourselves, though perhaps with less makai.It just depends on what she wants, we won't leave her helpless and defenseless If that's what you're worried about. Besides one way or the other think of the people she's surrounded with. She's in good hands.
>>3424537I had to look that up because I know nothing about fire emblem.>>3423559That's a pretty nasty can of worms there.Kale was, for all intents and purposes, completely caught off guard as she was oblivious to Erics attraction. Mostly because she has so LITTLE confidence in herself she has a hard time believing anyone would...And as such she's still recovering from this little reality check.Caulifla on the other hand at least suspected something was going on but chose not to do anything about it.She was conflicted about the whole Kefla thing but she was willing to ignore it if you never, ever brought it up, after all why worry about something that won't happen.But now apparently she has to and she's a bit miffed but she'll get over it soon enough.There is nothing concrete from either girl yet beyond this.And as for Kales transformation: She's now capable of using Wrath State without going completely bonkers.And it's unlikely you'll be able to do much more improvement before the Tournament
>>3424670We've only spent a couple days of the week or so right? Still, we should focus on Hit and mainly ourselves Improving and those two go hand In hand to a degree.We also need to figure out Magic, maybe ask Vados for help there. Maybe If we learned to convert Ki Into refilling our magic supply we wouldn't have to rely on Buu, or create the dimension of Fuck You, or both! In any case, we need to get a hang of the magic situation and Improve the stance and our Transformation so we've got a lot on our plate. Maybe create a new ability If we have the time. Mindreading would be very useful If we could predict our opponents moves before they did them.
>>3424676I'm either gonna do a time-skip after the Hit training or at most give you one more action to spend before we go on to the tournament itself.Which I still have no clue how to tackle.
>>3424676Wouldn't it make more sense to do the opposite? magic needs to be gathered where as Ki needs to be cultivated in our life energy through our physical condition. So if our inner magic reserves are small but can be filled up, and our life energy reserves(ki and psychic energy) then if we learned to convert magic energy into life energy we could make the energy we use back and last much longer as a result. Plus we could overcharge abilities. Weirdly enough it would basically be the DBZ equivalent of Naruto's sage mode.
>>3424714we"ll think of something I'm sure.but the more pressing matter is solving the issue with magic, namely that you don't have much
>>3424745Well two things I can see Eric doing for the next few days1) REALLY streaching out those reserves of his as much as he can2) Making that pocket dimension of energy to tap into like anons thought up back in Makai
>>3424751Or both, create the pocket dimension (practice space/time magic) and spend the rest of the week chaneling magic into THE MIGHTY FUCK YOU DIMENSION (train your magic gathering, casting and reserves)
>>3425079of course we'll do both eventually, I just don't see us having enough time to do both before the week ends.
>>3424745Aside from cutting a deal with Buu, which seems like a bad idea, the only other thing might be to try and reach an understanding with it.But Buu is pretty much a super intelligent animal. Give it an inch and it will attempt to take a mile if it thinks it can get away with it.
Alright nibbers!By the good grace of Thicc Zamasu I'm back at full health.Meaning tomorrow we'll continue, if nothing happens in the meantime.We'll do the Hit thing and maybe a bit more before the Tournament starts.The question is: Do you want to play out each match? Or should I just wing it?
>>3427387Depends on what you mean by "just wing it" and "play out each match", I guess.By "play out each match" do you mean we control our universe's participants during their respective matches? Or would you write out a long multi-post description of their fight with no rolls and all that?
>>3427434>Hit Crits for every single fight and effortlessly solos.
>>3427434Yes.Either you play out their fights.Or I do them in the background while you... have a chat with other characters I guess
>>3427458Eh, I say just wing it. In fact, get crazy and have fun with it.
>>3427458I’d be OK with socializing while fights go on in the background. Maybe with some rolls to see how the flow of the fight goes while we talk or do something crazy like run a food stand and make everyone think that we’re just hired help instead of a competitor.
>>3427512We advertise our food, meet (analyze) the fighters of universe 7 and earn money in the process. Eric intelligence knows no limits, except when it does, which usually happens when he's flirting.
>>3427387for the tourney i'd like the option to social with ether our universe or the Non participants of U7. controlling NPCs has always bothered me. rolling for them sure but I'm not a fan of deciding actions for them.
I just realized something, what will happen if Eric rolls a 18 while fighting 18?
Well... looks like I can make use of that script I have about how the fights should go.Neat.>>3427732The universe will collapse like a neutron star on crack>>3427512>>3427720Hmmmmmm.... Champa DID make food stalls during the first tournament.However I don't think you can blindside U7.They'll see you doing the test so they'll KNOW you are a fighter. But we'll see
>>3427826Champa could sell it as taking in an average human to see if the test is too hard or too easy for an Everyman to pass.
>>3427732Bad things for krillin...
Real question... should we bring our little Lyn along with us to the tournament? I'd say bring the whole family, but i'm not sure taking Planet Plant to a tournament is in good taste these days, Human-Planetary relationships are something another universe might not be ready for
>>3428370Sure why not? I'm sure she'll have a good time. Hell bring everyone ehile we're at it, U7 brought most of their named cast last time too why shouldn't we?
>>3428370I’d say yes. Most of the U7 cast are pretty chill and it would make a good opportunity for her to socialize with others.I wonder if we should broach the subject of letting the Tuffle Twins compete in the tournament too? They can’t compete with Kefla-tier opponents like Goku and Vegeta, but they should do well against mostly anyone else.
>>3428426We're doing 5 right, there's Kale, Caulifa, Hit, and Eric confimed. The last spot would likely go to Cabba unless the kids have some trick to beat out his current level of SS, WHICH I think they might beat out at the moment. Maybe they have a special fusion ability they can do? That would be a game changer and they could both compete. There's also Sala, she was strong enough to get all the way to the top of Makai's food chain and challenge the Demon King, that says a lot about how strong she is. It's a toss up really.
>>3428546Fusion is banned by Tournament Rulesalso Cabba max power is SS2 so really if anyone should be kicked it's Caulifla right now.The Tuffles are around SS2 level physically and are haxy as fuck or something.Of course possession isn't gonna be all too useful.Healing is good though.I think Champa is unaware of them though.Honestly if we really want a chance to win we'd have to go 10v10 again.They'd be unlikely to be able to get Freeza or 17 to compete. Buu and Broly are too dumb for the test too.
>>3428569Buu can get in easy as shit and here's how;Just have him absorb Yamcha or Tien or fucking anybody with a functioning brain, then let them go after the tournament.
>>3428686Fusion is banned.
>>3428686>Functioning brain>YamchaPick one
>>3428689That isn't fusion though. If anything it would be consumption or something.
>>3428699IT'S NOT REALLL FUSION I JUST HAD MY TWO FIGHTERS JOIN THEIR POWERS INTO A SINGLE INDIVIDUALhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>3428712Do you think anybody would actually notice?Would it even count if Buu "digested" whoever he absorbed?Why even bring Buu when you can throw Uub in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber or bring a few Cell Jr's?
>>3428717>Friendly tournament>"lets feed Yamcha to Buu">"guys, fusion isn't allowed">"ok Buu, digest Yamcha"??????????????????
>>3428721It would allow Yamcha to technically be relevant again so he'd probably be all for it.
>>3428726I imagine Yamcha is more than happy being the world's best Baseball Player, swimming in mad cash, and having the adoration of sports-minded children all around the world.
>>3428850Yeah but he gets left out of all the fun that involves the one thing he actually enjoyed doing as a result of the power scaling getting retarded after Frieza showed up.
>>3428854>"I sure do miss fighting!">"please eat and digest me, buu."????????????????On what fucking plane of existence does this logic make sense.
>>3428891It doesn't and it never will. I moved past the Buu thing and basically just started talking about the woeful life of a rich man who probably pounds supermodel pussy all day.
>>3428894He is great. He actually has his life sorted and seems happy. That alone is respectable as he realised he can't keep up.
After the rather unceremonious baptism of the newly christened Lyn you made your way to Hit as he's the last person you haven't sparred with and one you really wanted to do but simply had other shit to worry about. The moment he notices your and your kids' arrival he raises an eyebrow and starts voicing his concerns."Are... you having a tea party or something?""No, not really.I just thought you might want to get in some training before the big event.""And... the children?I hardly think this is appropriate for them."You shrug."I don't want them out of sight, especially Lyn.""Lyn?You named her already?""Of course I did!She needed a name.""Hmmm... I just didn't think you'd get that attached to a Tuffle...Speaking of which, what mind altering substance were you on to think laying with one of those... things is a good idea?"Hit asks you coldly, much to your confusion."Wait. You know about Tuffles?""Of course I do. I knew them even before they willingly turned themselves into abominations.""Rrrrright. Thousand years old. You know, I keep forgetting that because you certainly don't act your age-""Neither does Vados but you don't seem to have a problem with her."You rub the bridge of your nose in frustration."Okay... I'm gonna be straight with you here. I didn't impregnate just any Tuffle.I impregnated their entire planet. If that makes any sense.""Waitwha-""But never mind that.I got some neat stuff to show you."Hit then takes a deep breath and sighs."Very well... Let's just... forget that ever happened.""My thoughts exactly!"With that settled you start pondering how you should handle this.>Try to teach him the Bending Flash Fist Crush>Wanna see what I did with time-skip?>Here. Space manipulation!>Just have a good ol' brawl!>Other?
>>3429607>Try to teach him the Bending Flash Fist CrushMY FLASH FIST IS UNBEATABLE.
>>3429607>Try to teach him the Bending Flash Fist Crush
>>3429607>Try to teach him the Bending Flash Fist CrushShould we see if we can teach him the Lag Fist Crush, too? Even though he’s not allowed to kill at the tournaments, delaying an attack’s impact when your target is least expecting it could be a useful tool in an assassin’s arsenal.
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d21 + 5)Hmmmm...I thought for sure you'd teach him Time-Lag instead.Flash Fist it is>writingAnd QM rolling to see if Hit gets it
>>3429640WowA +5 modifier and still mediocre
>>342964014... Is our man hit bad ass enough to have low DC on this?
>>3429640No rolling our teaching like we did with the girls?
>>3429649Don't get the change either but he's the QM.
You nudge your head to the side."Come. I got something to show you."Setting up two logs next to one another and gently placing a wooden board on top of them.Patting the little set-up you smiled at the assassin."Looks familiar?""The same method I used to teach you.""Exactly.But here's a little twist."Walking behind the logs you set up an identical set of wooden beams with another board seated on top of them.They stood diagonally away from the first one, making it nigh impossible to hit both with one attack."In the Makai... I had to endure constantly changing temperature, air pressure, wind and even gravity.The first time I tried to use the Flash Fist it hit its first target but then it started careening out of control."Extending your fist you shoot out a line of kinetic energy which pierces the first target, breaking it in half before it begins to turn around in the air and striking the second one in the back.Hit observes the technique keenly before speaking up."So that's what lead you to develop this technique.""Sort of.At first I just used it to straighten the attack out.But after a while I realized I could do so much more with it.Care to give it a try?""Hmmmm..."Walking up to a fresh pair of boards which you set up Hit extended his hand and fired.The attack did not come out straight, instead it shot out at a diagonal angle and pierced both boards in one go."Not good..."Confused you ask him what's wrong."What... happened?""I understand the principle... but I have to fight a thousand year of muscle memory...To tell you the truth I didn't think this technique could be developed in such a manner so I'm... still taking it in.""Ah, I see-"You pause. Unsure how you could teach this old dog a new trick.>Well. The Makai way worked for me! Kids! It's time to beat the snot out of Uncle Hit!>Practice makes perfect! I'll watch over you and tell what you're doing wrong!>Hmmm... I think you'd be able to practice better on... flesh. I offer mine>Other?
>>3429649Yes. Because Hit is actually good enough to get it right the first time. But he didn't.Though his roll is enough to lower your DC, since he gets it. Somewhat
>>3429662>Practice makes perfect! I'll watch over you and tell what you're doing wrong
>>3429662>Hmmm... I think you'd be able to practice better on... flesh. I offer mineLet out your inner M.
>>3429662>Well. The Makai way worked for me! Kids! It's time to beat the snot out of Uncle HitWorking against muscle memory requires practice, but applying it in a fight requires a stressful situation. Some sparring wouldn’t be the worst idea.Maybe we can even show him the Time Lag ability and pique his interest.
>>3429662>Hmmm... I think you'd be able to practice better on... flesh. I offer mine>"Besides, its gonna be easier to use it in a fight if you practice against an actual opponent."
>>3429662>Well. The Makai way worked for me! Kids! It's time to beat the snot out of Uncle Hit
Rolled 1 (1d2)A'ight fuck it.Rollin'1= Tag teaming Hit2= Him beating the shit out of you>writing
>>3429754Oh-kay.Looks like the Tuffles will have shit to do after all!Roll 1d21Best of 4DC: 10Crit: 15
Rolled 8 (1d21)>>3429755Lets impress our girl
Rolled 19 (1d21)>>3429755
Rolled 16 (1d21)>>3429755
Rolled 6 (1d21)>>3429755
>>3429762Homeboy bringing his A-game
>>3429762In a way, there's a pattern here when he teaches. Mediocre start and critical finish.
"Hey kids!"You speak up."How about you lend me a hand here?Hit's a practical guy so I'm sure he'd prefer a more... active training session."The Tuffles look up and shrug."Okay I guess.""Fine by me.""YEAY!"You look down at Lyn and pat her head."Not you sweety. You be a good girl and watch.But you can cheer for daddy and your siblings if you want to.""YEAY!"The starry eyed girl then neatly sat down and hugged her own legs while rooting for you."GO DADDY!"Meanwhile Hit just gives you a little smirk."Three against one? That hardly seems fair... for you.""Oh I wouldn't talk like that if I were you Hit."You respond while cracking your neck."My kids alone would be enough... but then who'd teach you?""Heh. Smartass!""Can you like... not call us your kids?""Yeah. It's embarrassing.If we weren't artificially created we'd be barely younger than you!""Oh hush now children! I know you like it!Now... how about some family bonding?"They both exchange a quick look before giving you a nod."Excellent! Now remember! No hitting the ouchie places, no cheating and make sure to play safe...But most importantly: Have fun!BREAK!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFee61209rkThe three of you take off and each start making your way towards Hit from different angles.Obviously he's very capable of reading your movements and tries to dodge. But when things start to heat up and your kids close the distance he prepares to use time-skip as an escape measure. Much to his surprise though, not only you but the twins can follow him as well.Jumping into skipped time you smash into Hit simultaneously with the twins."WHAT?!"He shouts in surprise."Did I not mention that they'd be enough for you?"You ask him as you break out of skipped time."They were designed with you in mind as well!"As you throw your combined punch the assassin is sent flying backwards, only stopped by his own burst of energy.Hit dusts off his forearm and then lowers them without pocketing either hand."Looks like this'll be an actual challenge... good."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHankFNxrWIManaging to fully synchronize your assault with the two kids you start dashing around the place at lightning fast speeds, leaving after images behind whenever you quickly change directions. This erratic movement really throws off Hit as he has to keep all your individual movements in mind, all the while he can't reliably use his time-skip.Raising his guard he stays on the defensive while you start unloading attacks into him.Alternating between each other, you take turns to swoop in and attempt to ram your fist into him.To his credit Hit does manage to either block or parry all of your attacks, minimizing the damage he receives.But that still leaves him in a bad spot as he can't reliably deal damage back.Once or twice he desperately lashes out with a Flash Fist Crush but each time you make a beeline towards him and take the attack in the stead of your kids who then promptly counter him.This goes on for a while until Hits legs start shaking under the duress."What's wrong Hit? You won't last much longer like this!""Evidently not."He grunts as the twins rush him and start raining blows on him.When they end their combination attack they break away from the assassin with a cocky grin."What's wrong old man?""Can't believe it's this easy!"The kids start getting cocky as you approach them."Don't let it get to your head.He's barely winded and if I wasn't around he'd have wounded at least one of you.Not to mention he's holding back a whole lot right now."The twins then shut up as they realize what you're saying is true."Alright... Again!"You split up once more and resume bouncing around the place at ludicrous speeds, waiting for Hit to make a move.Hit then looks down at his shaking right hand and tightens it into a fist."HAAAA!"He throws out a punch and out comes the typical attack aimed at one of the children.Like usual you swoop in and try to block it but this time it curves around you and starts tracking Oren who looks really surprised by this."WHOAWHOAWHOA!"He spreads his arms and a sphere of blue energy engulfs him.The bubble bursts in an explosion and pushes the blast away like some sort of reactive armor."Phew... that was close.""Nice on Hit!"You shout to him."Hey! I almost got injured there!"Oren complains."Oh? Are you saying that could've hurt you?I didn't realize you were that soft. Want me to kiss your boo-boos?""Grrr..."Hit then gives his hand a few more test squeezes."Interesting."He then looks up at you with a smirk."It seems I still have ways to go. But I must congratulate you! You are the second person in the multiverse that could push me to greater heights!""Thanks!"You land in front of him.>Want another go? I got some more stuff to show you.>How about some one-on-one action? Break in that new technique of yours?>I think that's enough excitement for one day>Other?
>>3429840>Want another go? I got some more stuff to show you.MY TIME LAG IS UNBEATABLE.
>>3429840>Want another go? I got some more stuff to show you.Lagswitching IRL seems like a frustrating technique to fight against. Let’s see what a master assassin can do with it.
>>3429840>Want another go? I got some more stuff to show you.
>>3429845SupportWe lag bomb this bro.
>>3429840>Want another go? I got some more stuff to show you.this is the stance!
Okay.Looks like that's pretty obvious.Roll the dice.This time for Hit.Best of 5DC: 18; No crit>writing
Rolled 15 (1d21)>>3429959
Rolled 21 (1d21)>>3429959
Rolled 4 (1d21)>>3429959
>>3429969We just made a monster into a kaiju... It's beautiful.
>>3429969IS UNBEATABLEalso: help, captcha is being a bitch
>>3429969>>3429987Huh.Given the roll, I wonder if time lag is something that Hit could always pull off easily given his time shenanigans during the ToP, but it just never occurred to him to apply it like that.
Sorry folks. Gotta go get dinnerBe right back
Hearing his compliment you start cackling like a madman."Oh really? You like this?Boy you're in for a surprise....Hey kids! Don't interfere in this one!"Hit does not react but instead raises an eyebrow.Grinning ear to ear you assume a lower stance and kick yourself off from the ground."Here comes!"Charging Hit head on you pull your fist back and the hitman just stares you down in confusion. He visibly tenses up and prepares his muscles for the incoming time-skip but he's shocked when it doesn't come. Raising his guard quickly he parries your attack and with his free arm prepares an immediate counterattack.However...When he attempts to strike back he feels a sharp pain first stinging him in the chest before it spreads throughout his body, reverberating.With a gasp he involuntarily spits up some saliva as he's taken back by the invisible attack."What's this?!"He asks, clearly shocked.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS_8XXNdvOsYou pull back and pivoting on the ball of your foot try to deliver a spinning heel kick to his face.Instinctively Hit blocks you and then carefully observes you to see if the same thing happens again and if so, where it is coming from.Once again taken by surprise he feels an intense blow landing on his head without a clearly visible source.As he's falling on the ground he does a quick time-skip to reorientate himself so he lands on his feet instead."Where is the attack coming from?!Is it invisible?!"You chuckle."No. Watch carefully."As you assault him again Hit doesn't even bother to raise his guard as it's clearly futile.Instead he's watching your body intensely, trying to figure out what's going on.He spots your muscles tensing up before they begin to vibrate and seemingly realizes what's going on... and lets you punch him in the chest.You let out a little smirk as both of you simultaneously use time-skip.The world goes clear around you and within this realm that looks like shattered glass Hit finally sees your transparent afterimage performing the same motions you did but with a delay.He raises his hand and catches the specter representing the kinetic energy of your attacks.He smiles."How peculiar..."
The effect ends for you and Hit is kind enough to stop his own as well.As time melts of those crystaline structures freezing it in place, things return to normal and the regular world fades back into reality.Hit doesn't break his smile of satisfaction."It never occurred to me to apply my time-skip in such a manner.Applying it to yourself partially to achieve such an effect. How did you... create it?"You scratch the back of your head with a goofy smile on your face."I was just messing around with time-skip! That's all.I wanted to extend the effect like you do but I... couldn't. So I started erm... "pressing buttons randomly" as it were.Dial things back a bit here, crank them up there. Until I accidentally figured this out. It's not particularly strong but it's one heck of a surprise!"He nods."And confusing.Not many people could figure it out.Especially if they don't have the ability to break through the time barrier."Hit then assumes「THE STANCE」 and proceeds to do a time-skip with some minimal motion thrown into it.Then you watch as a ghostly outline appears behind him, retracing his motions."Is this how you do it?"You nod."Yep. That's the spice!""Hmhmhmhmhm."Hit chuckles."Looks like my faith in you paid off!Would you mind if I used this little... trick of yours in the future?">Are you kidding? I'd be honored!>If you show me how to extend mine, sure!>Eh... Not to be a dick or anything but I'd like to have an ace in the hole. So... please don't use it in the tournament?>Other?
>>3430152>Are you kidding? I'd be honored!
>>3430152>Are you kidding? I'd be honored!>OtherAsk him if there’s anything he can teach us or help us with to prep for the tournament coming up. He’s really familiar with the two juggernauts of U7, so he’d know best how to fight them or at least soften them up for the rest of our team to fight more evenly with them.
>>3430159Pff, if only we got to fight Vegeta or Goku, we'd have a good excuse to lose then. We're supposed to sweep the other three members of the team, after Hit and the three Saiyans take down Goku and Vegeta.
>>3430168True enough, but it might come down to Eric versus a considerably weakened Goku or Vegeta if things go really badly.
>>3430152>>If you show me how to extend mine, sure!Yes plz
>>3430170God I hope it'd be a weakened Vegeta. Goku just gets deadlier the more damaged he is.
>>3430194>Weakened Vegeta>queue him going supernova
Oh and it looks like you'll be exchanging the technique for some tips.>writing
>>3430224At least we can maybe defend against that. I'll take attempted suicide over some crazy new super form.
"Are you kidding? I'd be honored!Buuuut... I 'unno. With the whole tournament shebang happening I'm in need of some good shit.You know... in case things go wrong.""If things go wrong and you'll end up fighting the ones we are supposed to take down, we simply loose.That's it.""Are they REALLY that strong?I know I keep asking that but it seems so hard to imagine someone that YOU GUYS would have trouble with."Hit then shuts his eyes and you can see how intensely he's focusing on recalling the events of the last event."I managed to knock one of them out. But I caught him off guard and he was severely weakened.While I'm confident in my ability... I'm afraid he wouldn't go down that easily this time.""Saiyans...""Saiyans..."You both agree that the space-monkeys are Grade A quality bullshit and move on."The other one... I managed to fight him to a stalemate even without my killing techniques. But I only won because he surrendered.""Whyyyyyy?""He thought it wasn't fair that I had to fight him with a handicap...Though I suspect if we went on I'd have still won.""How so?""The technique he relied on to surpass me had an... interesting side effect.Interesting as in it was killing him."You pause for a moment."HUUUUUH?""He has a technique which amplifies his strength, speed and senses two fold. But he could increase that to a ten times multiplyer.However with each stage he dealt exponentially more damage to his body. He was killing himself just to fight me.And to further prove my point... I managed to assassinate him after the tournament.""Okay... But then how is he able to participate?Is he a ghost?""Hehe... Not quite.He used his own ki blast to resuscitate himself and restart his heart.""Huh... kinda like a defibrillator?Gotta make a note of that."You whisper."Yes.He's a crafty one. A genius when it comes to fighting.""So uh... if I faced them-""I'll state this again. If you face them, even in a severely weakened state victory might still be impossible for you.And I'm not sure I have any technique I could give you that could help.Most of mine that'd work are illegal by tournament rules as they are lethal, not to mention they are too complex to master in a week.""Awww...""But fret not.Knowledge is power. And that I can give you-"
You listen eagerly to Hits description of the two Saiyans."The first one is short, with a big ego.""Not really a quality I can spot by just looking at him..."Hit pauses as if embarrassed to even say something like this."He has a widows peak that takes up roughly half his head."You snicker."You're joking!""No.""That's hilarious!"*ahem*"Anyway... he's very prideful and straightforward.Not much of a martial artist but a brawler that's been through innumerable fights.He knows how to defeat someone in combat and prefers to do it with excessive force, battering the opposition into submission.""Uh-huh.""Despite his lack of technique he is very dangerous.Your best bet would be to avoid a straight up fight with him.Though... if you fought in a way he perceives "cowardly" he may get enraged... And you know how the-""Saiyans...""Saiyans... yes.The other is much more peculiar. His name is Goku. You don't need to know how he looks like. The first thing he'll do is introduce himself to you.He's kind of a simpleton in a casual situation but he's a fighting genius.""Idiot savant, got it.""Anyway he's much more... complex.He managed to see through my time-skip and countered it.""...HOW?!""He predicted where I would be at any given point but 0.1 seconds in the future.By predicting all my moves he managed to beat me into submission...And that's when I started actually improving for the first time in about a thousand years."Hit stretches out his arm and starts squeezing his hand."Up until that point I had no need for improvement. I thought what I had was sufficient... for everything. Turns out I was wrong. Thanks to him motivating me I started increasing my time-skip.""Uh-huh.So... how do I beat him?""Honestly? I don't know.The best advice I could give is be as unpredictable as possible... but not so random that it becomes predictable.Does that make sense?"You pause and start thinking about that."Yeaaaaah... I think I do.And I have just that!""Oh?""Magic!""I... don't think card tricks will be enough for him.""Not like that! Actual magic.I have it.""Oh?""Yeah.But I don't have much of it and as such I haven't practiced enough.I have like... one technique that's developed. The rest is... more like stuff I make up on the fly.Like making fire sprout from the ground, etc.""I see.But if it's that unusable then how are you going to capitalize on it?">By increasing my reserve of available magic power.>I... have a friend I could call... (Buu)>Sala could help me train>Other?
>>3430291>By increasing my reserve of available magic power.is this the option that lets us make the pocket dimension of energy?
>>3430306yesif you succeed
>>3430291>By increasing my reserve of available magic power.>Sala could help me train
>>3430291>By increasing my reserve of available magic power.
>>3430291>By increasing my reserve of available magic power.Time to make another deal with the devil, I think. Want more out of the stingy bastard than last time though, he totally cheated us before.
>>3430291>>By increasing my reserve of available magic power.Pocket dimension of power!
Okay.Magical Realm of "Fuck You"It isNow before I get to it... do you want Buus help with it or not?>Yes>No>writing
>>3430397>>NoPossibly giving buu an opening into the outside? AHAHAHA
>>3430397>>NoI don’t want to give him a lesson in storing his incredible magical power in a pocket dimension for him to use. That’s a terrible idea.
>>3430397>NoFor self evident reasons.
Alright...I don't think there will be much opposition here.But I don't suppose you're against "socializing" with Buu, are ya?Well anyway...Roll da dice!Best of 5 because you are in no rush.DC: 17
Rolled 12 (1d21)>>3430414
Rolled 12 (1d21)>>3430414I don't mind socializing no.
>>3430414Double 12s. Reeeee
Rolled 13 (1d21)>>3430414
Rolled 16 (1d21)>>3430414
Rolled 2 (1d21)>>3430414
Sigh... The curse continues.
>>3430452wtf I hate magic now
Rolled 20 (1d21)Hmmmmmm...So closeRollin' for Buus reactionHigher is better
>>3430414Not against it just no further deal making.
Rolled 11 (1d21)>>3430414useless redemption
>>3430464Okay... Magic is officially cursed
i dunno why you lads are against getting buu's helpno need to be shadowrunners here you wimps
>>3430464He... He actually got our back? *Snif* he gave us that +1 to pass. What a nice primal force of nature.
>>3430472I mean higher is better right?
>>3430478He said higher is better.>>3430474Eh he presents a big danger. To the point Champa got serious for a moment that's a big deal.
>>3430474Because Buu is a child, with no empathy or compassion, who only finds joy in senseless destruction, with the power to destroy the entire damn universe.We've WOG in the past threads, that while Eric was learning in Makai, Buu was watching and learning from Eric.Buu is ancient beyond human knowledge and magical being who follows no rules but his own.We do Not Trust Buu unless their is no other choice.
>>3430484>big dangerwimp talk for wimpsdon't be a pussy>>3430488>not just teaching buu empathy and compassionweak
You come up with an idea... Well in actuality the idea has been formulating in your head for a while now but only now did you decide to actually bring it to fruition.Moving a few paces away from Hit you find a comfortable little spot and sit down while trying to work out the gist of it.As you do however the kids start pestering you."What are you doing?""Shhhh... I'm meditating.""What's meditating daddy?"You pat the ground next to you."Come. You can do it with me. You close your eyes and breathe like this.Nice and slow. In and out. In and... out.""In and out..."As you do you reach deep into yourself so you can tap into the magical powers dormant within you.But it doesn't go unnoticed."WOOOOOOHOOOOHOOOO!""Hi Buu.""GAH!""No. I'm just minding my own business. Didn't want to bother you.So... how are ya doin'?""UWAAAAAAH!""You like what you see, huh?Well sorry to make you angry but a deal is a deal. You get eyes. That's it.""BAH!""I know it's frustrating. But a deal is a deal.I'll let you taste some.""NYEH!""Wait... what do you mean not only the food?"You shake your "head" in the metaphysical landscape of your mind."Whatever. Listen Buu we'll chat later but now I'm a bit busy. Got this move I wanna work out.""HuhuHUUUUUUU!""Yes. You may watch..."*sigh*Once you managed to tap into the slumbering bedrock of magic sufficiently your eyes snapped open and turned black, much to the shock of those around you."Okay... that's new."Kamin observes."Are you okay Daddy?""Y-Yeah! Totally!My eyes just do that sometimes.""They didn't before-"Oren comments."SINCE THE MAKAI! Jeez.""Well whatever it is I hope it helps you with... whatever you are trying to do.""Thanks Hit.See kids? This is how you act supportive."
Eh? What does Buu want to 'taste'? Also damn that pic is creep shit.
>>3430528Sweaty Saiyan girl pits, clearly. Maybe them toes too.
>>3430528I'm sorry this anon>>3430557 Meant to say the inner thighs of female zamasu. Sorry again for the confusion
>>3430570>Erics scouter rings>Ningen!>I'm trying to make the multiverse a better place but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the Gods>HELP!
>>3430575>Oh don't worry. I got something you can put between your asscheeks to muffle the sound...
Honestly, he probably doesn't actually care about tasting anything other than food but has grasped basic principles like shame and modesty to an extent that he's just gonna make us try to taste gross embarrassing stuff that'll humiliate us as a prank.
First step of your master plan was using space manipulation to create a sort of... bag of holding.Which is much easier said than done.First off creating a wormhole is apparently much, MUCH easier than creating something with only one exit point in it.You try twisting, turning and bending the fabric of reality as much as you can but it just doesn't seem to be enough.Whenever you create the little ring which would lead to a sold of fold in space it just fizzles out and dies, no matter what you try or how many times.After a couple hours of this the parties present grew bored of your performance and started occupying themselves with anything else.With Hit apparently teaching your kids how to play some sort of space-poker or something similar.Though it frustrates you that his first choice was to teach your kids gambling you are kinda more absorbed by your own failings.Sitting in the same spot, covered in sweat you pant as you ran out of juice.Hit looks up from his card game and speaks up."Are you done?"*pant* *pant*"Yes... I'm tapped out...""AAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA!""Shut up you disembodied as-"You bite your lips before Lyn could hear your loud swearing."What did you say?"Kamin asks you."Nothing... Dad is just... having some problem with his demons."Then as you quiet yourself you hear a faint murmuring in the back of your mind. Apparently Buu doesn't realize only you can hear him so whispering is pointless."No that's stupid! Why would that work?!ARGH! Fine! I'll try!"You extend your clenched fist and point your middle, index and little fingers forward.Making circular motions with them you do the exact same thing you've tried a hundred times already... and it works.Pulling back for a moment you look down at your hand in utter confusion."Are you... shitting me...Extending my little finger... fixed it?""UH!""T-Thanks Buu!I appreciate that!""GAH!">Reward him (If so, what do you give?)>Don't reward him>Other?
>>3430583Okay, now it's actually important, Not Som what did/does Eric think Buu wants to 'taste'?
>>3430583>Reward him (If so, what do you give?)Give him a couple of food memories, or something. Nothing we can't easily replace.
>>3430589The emphasis is not on "taste".He wants to get out. And not exclusively for the food
>>3430593...i mean, I guess we can ask Champa and Vados if there are any spare planets that need destroying?
>>3430593Well that's obviously not an option. At least not until we pump some of our Human moral spirit into it... if that would even do anything. super buu is pretty much Buu but has learned how humans think
>>3430593Yeah no, that isn't happening, sorry Buu tough shit.>>Give him a few memories, ones not super important, about the wonder you felt for the first time you realized the stars were all individual suns millions of miles away, the innocent joy and happiness of a child surrounded by his friends and family, the care and compassion you felt when you saw an injured animal and tried to care for it. Give him memories of more then just food. Give him memories on what it means to be human.
>>3430607This good idea
>>3430600>Be God of Destruction>Find out your assistant/teacher is teaching another student>Find out she's letting him destroy all the planets that need destroying now too>Pic related
>>3430607This is either a good idea or will make him want to get out even more and back-fire.
>>3430610I think it's a terrible idea but it's a less terrible idea compared to giving Buu access to more and more of our senses until he feels like he can chance a take over. >>3430617Pretty much.
>>3430615Not ALL of them, just one or two once in a while! It's not even him destroying them technically!
>>3430621I guess we can try to pull a Goku and see if we can make Buu agreeable to being reincarnated so that he can be free and experience life as a mortal and not as a magic weapon.
>>3430593He wants to taste Vados' dummy thickness?
>>3430583>>create a psychic body/stand for him to puppet for about an hour also make food for him to eat
>>3430643I like buu though, and I'm afraid after what happened to the original uub. Entire transformation was used to get him vored and side lined
I wonder if us getting hit by a spirit bomb would do anything to Buu?
>>3430583>Reward him (If so, what do you give?)>teach him about emotions. I feel like this might help by pushing him to what's good and how it affects others. But not hiding the bad emotions so he doesn't go all rebel on us. We could teach him with our minor good and bad memories, showing what it's like to be happy hurt, loved and to love. Just my 2 cents
>>3430655Hmm.Maybe there is a way to free him but also limit his power? Give him a body he can run around in but not cause any widespread destruction via massive magical mayhem?I just have this image in my head of Lyn and Buu getting along and both learning about life and looking out for each other and it won’t go away.
Hmmmm...>>3430607This seems to be winning with not much objection/no good alternatives to speak of>writing
>>3430655STANDO POWAH could be fun.
>>3430682Would we have to give Buu a music-based nickname if we did that?But not gonna lie, I’m kind of warming up to this idea if we can think of a way to securely pull it off.
>>3430716my thought was create the body then extend a psychic tendril/connection of some sort to buu while he's still deep in our mind so we could cut the connection if need be
Is anybody else concerned that we're gonna feed Buu our memories of joy and wonder at how big the universe is, considering that, iirc, feeding him our first memory of pizza made it a blank spot in our memory?
>>3430732maybe put him in a mental box like we did when we first met with the connection through a hole in one of the walls
Yes, Eric has lost a bit of his humanity and some memories alredy, we don't want him to cosplay as a hollow from Dark Souls
>>3430747...I'll be honest, it seemed a bad enough idea at a glance that I didn't actually bother reading it.
"Thanks Buu.Here!"You speak up and feel a few older memories float away into nothingness until Buu catches wind of them and begins sniffing them.Since apparently Buu has a very... child like mind you find it fitting for him to get a few of your childhood memories, or at least very early ones.Maybe that way he can actually develop with them.A mixture of both good and bad emotions.Childlike wonder and excitement, the sensation of pain when you fell over and scraped your knee, loosing a game, coming home and getting hugged by your mom just to name a few.The reactions of your little "guest" are as mixed as the memories he received.He naturally devoured the happy ones with glee and seemed to derive a great deal of enjoyment from them.But at the same time he was less inclined to eat the not so pleasant ones as he was more interested in staring and laughing at them.However hunger is a great thing indeed and since he doesn't know what patience or rationing are he devours them as well, at which point his disposition towards them changes a great deal and he becomes... apparently saddened."Heh... You are getting "Planted" as well?Just don't pop out another kid for me. Got enough already.Maybe a biological one or two still interest me but I'd like to make those myself now..."Leaving the now bawling eldritch abomination you return to realspace where you take a look at your little mallet space.Conjuring up every bit of magical energy you could muster into a ball you toss it in without giving it much more thought.After that you waited until your reserves filled up again and tossed that in as well.You did this almost religiously for the remainder of the week in between sparring sessions and cooking until the faithful day of the tournament has finally arrived.Donning your chef uniform you walked out to the yard where everyone else has already gathered: Hit, Caulifla, Kale and Cabba."Sorry to keep you waiting!""GET OVER HERE ERIC!"Champa orders you."I REFUSE TO ARRIVE AFTER MY BROTHER! SO GET OVER HERE AND LET'S GO ALREADY!""Right, right...""W-Wait Lord Champa!"Cabba spoke up."We are still short one person-"
>>3430780>We made Buu cryWell uh....huh. I wasn't expecting that to be honest.Also Not Som, did we manage to get Caulifla's SS2 back? I can't remember.
>>3430780he brought sis here didn't he?
>>3430786......Once this tournament is over we're breaking Cabba in half.
>>3430786He'd better not have
Cabba:we're still short one person>Eric's sister appears in the backgroundKamin Oren y Lyn:who's thatEric:That kids is the reason why Cabba will need a weelchair from now on
"BROOOOOOO!""ELENA?!""Who?"About 90% of the crowd spoke up unanimously."W-W-W-What are you doing here?!""I... I'm sorry Eric. I accidentally told her about the tournament!She'd have killed me if I didn't bring her!""I came to cheer you on!I also brought sandwiches!"Elena then turned to Champa."It is a great honor to meet you oh God!Please accept my humble offering!"Your sister then handed Champa a sandwich which he devoured with great gusto.Sucking the residue off his fingers Champa spoke up."Not bad! Not bad at all!Very well! I'll permit you to come with us!""Heh... So this is our aunt?"Kamin whispered to her brother in the background."N-NO! I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE!YOU CAN'T-""Oh and I almost forgot!I brought snacks too!""SWEET!"Caulifla stepped up to her."Come on Kale! Let's check out these Earth foods!"One by one your friends are swayed to Elenas side."TRAITORS!""I'm sorry Eric!"Cabba cried."Please don't be angry at me!""I'm not angry at you Cabba... I'm angry at your weakness!""B-But you wouldn't refuse her either!""Yes... But you're supposed to be stronger than me!"You cried back.Hit then patted your shoulder."Hey. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.""WHAT KIND OF A LINE IS THAT FROM AN ASSASSIN?!"After that whole ordeal was over with however Champa was adamant about going to the stage which is apparently held on a nameless planet in the neutral space between universes.You spent the entire trip crying in a corner, sharing your depression with Cabba who also felt rather castrated thanks to your sister while everyone else was busy chatting with Elena who enjoyed all these new sights greatly. Her childlike wonder at the sight of the cosmos and all these aliens was almost endearing if you weren't filled with OVERWHELMING RAGE AND SADNESS!Arriving on the planet brought sweet release however as you could step out and get some fresh air."Hey! Don't wander too far idiots!"Champa berated you."If any of you morons get disqualified before the tournament begins I'll annihilate your home planets!IS THAT CLEAR?!""Hmmmm... Looks like the neighbors aren't here yet."You observe.Looking around you got to really take in the whole arena. It is certainly well made and bears signs of Vados' handiwork.There are two floating stages and one, MASSIVE ring and food stalls surrounding it. Mostly carnival and junk food from space...>Ask Vados for a third floating island where you can grill something>Wait patiently for Universe 7>Soialize with someone (who?)>Other?
>>3430820>>Ask Vados for a third floating island where you can grill somethingWE WILL MAKE OURSELVES FEEL BETTER VIA VIGOROUS COOKING!Also, yes, Cabba will have a shattered spine once we're done with him.
>>3430820>Ask Vados for a third floating island where you can grill something
>>3430820>Ask Vados for a third floating island where you can grill something>>3430826.........gay
>>3430820>Everybody caved immediatelyDamned bunch of turncoats.>Ask Vados for a third floating island where you can grill somethingWe will win hearts and mind with our grilling skills. And maybe prepare some of those forbidden burgers, to satisfy the set of bottomless pits from the other universe.
>>3430837Don't you mean the Master Shake Special?
>>3430842Even if Eric was willing to discard his pride as a chef to make that I think Vados would be So Disappointed we made something so fattening when Champa had been doing so well in losing weight before.
>>3430865Y-You already did.This is what knocked out Caulifla and Kale
>>3430865We used it to pacify the Saiyans earlier, it's all good. Besides, these would just be for the apes. We want to satisfy Champa, not give him a heart attack.
>>3430868Those are two /FIT young saiyan warrioress, who were exhausted after a long day of training/beating the shit out of Eric, and capable of eating enough meat normally to make up a Blue Whale.He did what he had to in order to survive! And Champa never got a hold of it anyway.
Grill Terrace it is>writing
"Hey Vados.""Hmmm?""I feel an urge to grill something.To... take the pain away. Think you can oblige?""Certainly."She extends her staff and a floating island appears complete with the cooking apparatus necessary for your work."WOOOOOOOW!"Elena gasps."Ugh..."Flying over to the place you light the fire when you notice..."HEY! HOW IN HELL ARE YOU FLYING?!"You then turn around."Sorry sweetie... Daddy is a bit on edge.You didn't hear any of that."Of course you whisper so Elena does NOT hear that by any chance."Cabba taught me!""...I'm gonna murder him!I'm THIS close to letting Buu off the leash if it means he dies!"Fuming in your rage you pour all your frustration into your cooking, your sweat and tears. After all it's not healthy to fight with a clouded mind.As you feed your friends, family and teammates you take in the compliments that are being thrown around."Oh god Bro! When did you get this good?!""Yes, yes. Keep praising me! It's all my doing!"Champa tries to hog all the glory."You know... just because it's in your title doesn't mean you can act like a smartass Champa!"You chastise him when suddenly...A beam of light appears on the other end of the stadium and a rather large group of people step out from it.As you count them you sigh with relief that bringing spectators wasn't out of the ordinary.Carefully honing your senses you try to listen in on what they are talking about."Damn it!"Beerus complains."Champa was first-"But then he stops and starts sniffing the air."This smell. That accursed cook of his is here.""Ooooh. Let us go and say "Hi" Lord Beerus!Maybe we can get some fresh food as well."Whis tries his best to convince his lord."Man! That's a good idea!I'm starving!""GOKU! Do I have to remind you that you came here to fight?!No food for participants until AFTER the fights! Do I make myself clear?!""Oh come on Lord Beerus! Just a few... dozen meals!"Yeap. He's a saiyan.Looks like this is going to be interesting...
Aaaand that's as far as I can go for now.Next session we'll start off with some pre-tournament banter and introductions.After which comes the test. And then... the fights!See y'all then!Oh and I'll try to cram in some side content in the downtime. I recall 2 being left that I didn't do.But if you have any requests or questions I'm available so... hit me up
Feed goku until he's ready to burst, and then instruct hit to focus all his strikes on the gut.Making goku upchuck all over the arena is a valid tactic.
>>3430930Maybe if he isn't fighting someone as worthless as Botamo goku being too full could work
>>3430909And so we meet him.The man himself.Son fuckin Goku.I can't wait to steal Instant Transmission.
>>3430955Only IT? What about Kamehameha, or his fighting style (or that sweet god ki)
>>3430979IT = goodKamehameha = worst named beamHis fighting style = shit outside of UIGod Ki = probably impossible.Kaioken we could study in an attempt to make a Flawless Kaioken without the damage drawback
>>3430984>>3430979>Not photocopying haku's brain to learn how to properly break someone's mind.Amateurs
>>3430955I can't wait to steal multiform from someone so we can have multiple bodies to increase training gains with."But wait, it splits your power each time, and they all take focus to coordinate!"You fool. You absolute baboon.We will develop a psychic technique that allows us to temporarily copy our mind as well as our body and give the clones pseudoautonomy (it's basically us piloting the body, they wouldn't do anything we wouldn't) that we don't have to focus on, with the stipulation that all of their experiences get shared when they poof or reform with us. That is how we will absolutely game the system and get at LEAST twice as much training compared to everyone else, as long as we focus on things like technique refinement and other mental endeavors over raw power gain.
>>3431003>Multiform into 256 to practice ultra meditation.
>>3431003Headache will be killer but the gains would be worth it
>>3431003>tfw literal shadow clones
>>3431003Addendum - it's POSSIBLE to add magic into this mix as well, if we learn about the spell that Bibidi used to make his clone Babidi. It wouldn't be suuuper important, but it would add longevity to our clones presumably, and would help them to act as a contingency in case a body gets killed. When bibidi died his knowledge and power just went over to babidi, so it was an effective plan for sudden death.
Why to stop there, we could add tech when we get it. Instead of normal clones, we could create bioandroid bodies (without mind) based on our DNA and have some into stasis just in case we die. Make the androids ageless (with regeneration), put some magic/psy shenanigans that make our mind and soul IT to it when our body is destroyed and voila, you are nearly unkillable (except by Hakai or getting Zenoed).It could work as extra lives in a game, but instead a coin, they cost a bazillion.
>>3431599I mean, that's decent as a contingency, but not super great as far as training purposes go I don't think.
>>3430984>Kaioken we could study in an attempt to make a Flawless Kaioken without the damage drawbackLEST WE FORGET
>>3431709>Eric:Master,I've perfected that Kaioken you teached me yesterday, refining it into a flawless technique.>North Kai: So you developed the Ultimate Kaioken.>Eric: Ericken, it's called Ericken.>North Kai:...
>>3431709To be fair, the kumo-ken was awesome, as was the kami-ken. An improved variant of the kaioken is definitely something I'm all for, assuming Goku uses it and we're capable of copying it (well that or we get him to teach us)
>>3431709the kuma ken, and kami ken was amazing though.
>>3431955Kuma-ken was a pretty cool technique. It was one of the few times Som actually let people have something meaningful though this was after they embarrassed the shit out of Olibu to the point that Tofoo considered him just a brute despite Olibu beings leagues above him In power. Strong, but not worth learning from. Then they rolled stupidly high to spend the entire afterlife montage just making the technique.And then kids get to copy It for free as per DBZ, and we almost got the Vegeta timechamber treatment despite totally-not-meta ripping off Goku's training method to master the Kumaken like SSJ was mastered. Then Cell was Cell and even god-ki and multiple nat 100's couldn't stop the 'Goku passes the torch' nod to Z sans his own death and the kids cutscene beat Cell.*Sigh*. Trip down memory lane aside speaking mechanically....Kuma-ken never had the destructive potential Kaio-ken did. Kaio-ken had no upper limit, just whatever your body could take as that limit. Kuma-ken was a purposefully unspecified modifier which may have grown with mastery, may not have and It's notable advantage over Kaio-ken was It's sustainability. It tired you out after some time but didn't hurt you at all and once you mastered It It didn't even tire you. Unfortunately If you need more power than the Kuma-ken gives you're screwed. I don't believe meshing Kaio and Kuma was ever possible, and Kami-ken was literally Kuma-ken + godki. I'd like to say Eric's 'Awakening' transformation has a lot of potential Itself, not to say we couldn't learn further transformation techniques like Kaio-ken and such ourselves. Awakening's strength lies not In the Ki boost but In having finer control of our powers. Think of like how the Fusions can do crazy weird shit with Ki attacks that nobody else really does, control wise that's what we can start to tap Into. We get that stuff. The only difference Is, our powers also span the Psychic and Magical realms so we have much more utility. I wish we had spent our time mastering Awakening Instead of the Fuck You, I feel like sustaining maximum craziness will serve us better than one giant 'no u' though I'm sure It will save us somewhere.Speaking of transformations I wonder If we could make a 'False Demon-mode' using magical energy as an enhancer, or rather coating ourselves In magical bullshit to use magic Instinctively like a demon could cutting down on the steps necessary while enhancing things while the transformation lasts. Think of It like a Devil Trigger where It enhances If not outright transforms your moveset In addition to your base abilities. Bleh, too many training options.
>>3432594>AwakeningSome part of me wonders if thinking of Awakening as a transformation is the wrong way of looking at it. It’s not as high of a multiplier as transformations, and it could be interpreted as Eric getting to the point where he might be evolving purposefully toward being an entirely new type of human. Given the inspiration for it resembles the Avatars from XCOM2, I’m going to wager that it has a lot to do with psychic ability.Perhaps it’s a sign that transformations that solely boost Ki/physical ability for humans is a dead end. Kaio-ken is basically a different way of using Ki to boost one’s physical ability and perception beyond getting swole, and SSJ used to make it obsolete until Goku was able to control Ki well enough to stack it with SSJB. But Saiyans are all about hax ki growth and all that, so it makes some sense that the best of them could become accustomed to shoving Ki into their organs and nervous to make them work better.
>>3431955Kuma-ken* Kumo-ken is spider fist. Which we should totally invent by stealing tien's four arms technique and upgrading it to 6.
>>3430984>>3430979>>3430955Eh...There are several things wrong with all of those.IT: You have portals. Which are a trade-off.On one hand it's more cumbersome to use than IT nor does it have an unlimited range (yet) but it doesn't require focus nor a power to lock onFighting style: Wakuwaku seemingly abandoned the whole "martial arts" thing as hinted on by the mango and became more of a freeform brawler.His personal style seems to be less of a Martial Art and more of a way to compliment Goku himself, to the point where Black couldn't properly use Gokus body until he started mimicking itKamehameha: Almost every other named blast is better. Not to mention they are all just variations of "Throw as much power at the enemy as possible".In fact its one competitor: The Dodonpa seems to be superior in almost every way but people with hax amounts of Ki don't spam it because it's a crane school exclusiveGod Ki: Impossible for you>>3432632This is good.Awakening is less of a "transformation" and more of a "technique" like Kaioken.
Wait, I just had a thought. We can control Space, right? And we can technically control time for a bit.Why don't we try to combine the two and become a stupid Space-Time chef wizard?
>>3432594To be fair to the Kumaken, while the Kaioken is technically capable of going beyond 10x in theory, I doubt anyone could sustain it for more than a few seconds and with serious repercussions to the body. In the anime SSB is described as a controlled state that requires a peace of mind, rather than the ramped up emotional state the regular SS states hit you with. Goku is arguably better controlled in SSB than he is in baseform, which is what allows him to push himself up to 10x, but even then IS he couldn't have used for more than a few minutes before he couldn't sustain it any longer. The Kumaken on the other hand is a straight jump to a 10x multipler with little strain on the user, with a mastered form of it giving virtually no stamina loss. There was even talk of figuring out a Kumaken 2, which would have definitely blown Kaioken away if we had figured it out before Som died for the millionth time.As for Eric's awakened state, I definitely agree in looking further into it but treating it like a transformation is the wrong way of looking at it in my opinion. It seems more like it pushes our mind into overdrive, or an enhanced state of calm. Rather than view it as a power boost, it should be seen as Eric fighting at a 120%, at least that's how I see it.Learning to create a pseudo makai mode where we learn to use magic instinctively is a good idea though, it's a technique worth looking into. I'm also still hoping to make a light skin tight barrier technique that lets us breath in space/underwater. Not relevant to the topic just something that I'm still interested in from previous threads.>>3432632I'm not sure if it's necessarily an evolutionary breakthrough per se but it is a possibility. My theory is that it's our body getting acclimated to the large boosts of psychic energy it's been introduced to in the past few months. Like putting a relatively out of shape guy through an intense bootcamp almost religiously. Basically I think we've been heavily training our brain and not really realizing it.>>3432642Yeah my bad, I can't even say it was a typo. I legitimately just forgot how to spell it.
>>3433017That's sort of what we've been doing anon
>>3433033Yeah but like, do it super hard, like really hard
>>3433037I don't know man, Eric has had his abilities for a few months at most. Give him like a year and see where he stands.
>>3433028>It seems more like it pushes our mind into overdrive, or an enhanced state of calm.Maybe if Eric works enough on it and boosts his magic skill enough, it can become something akin to CHIM in the Elder Scrolls series: a meditative/enlightened state of mind that enables him to manipulate reality, but is immensely straining and requires thinking and meditating in a certain way to achieve. Certainly not something that you can just turn on and off like SSJ.
>>3433064Vados alredy told us we should train our mind, body and soul/spirit to find equilibrium and develop our full potential. CHIM is exactly what we should go for: >Potential unleashed/mistic mode and Kumaken 2 for the body (Ki).>Awakened and space-time manipulation (psychic) for the mind.>Magic and Majin mode (or an equivalent) for Eric's spirit.Add some intense meditation and you have the recipe for success (or Zero Sum if we roll like shit)With enough time and training we could add God ki to the mixture to make it EXTRA THICC.
>>3433128Huh, we ended up finding multiple goals to meet for each of our cultivated powersCool, we shall ASCEND
>>3433028Ironic how SSB is described as needing control and peace of mind yet 100% of all relevant Saiyans still get huge power ups through screaming and being pushed to the emotional breaking point.Makes me wonder if that’s just how Saiyans are. Goku Black managed to do some really disturbing reality warping shit when he applied his Kai knowledge with Saiyan power when tapping into emotion.
>>3433332>cuts weird rift >"what the fuck is that">"dunno lol."
>>3433332To be fair I think it was just an excuse for Toei to redo their SS/Kaioken mix they did in DBZ filler after Toriyama said it wouldn't actually work. I think that because Toriyama just gives the the anime and manga a basic script and the manga didn't use SSB Kaioken mix.
>>3433364It sort of does.
>>3433332Saiyans are apparently primarily kinesthetic learners of the "learn by doing or you're going to die" variety: once they understand the basis of doing a thing, they can eventually do it with enough automaticity that they free up their conscious focus to more immediate problems like breaking the rules of their own techniques to deal with the asshole that decided that the natural flow of time was more a suggestion than a rule.
>>3433552To be perfectly fair... said asshole possessed the literal powers of a God magnified ten times.Which power was previously enough to nearly break the universe when it wasn't properly controlled.And to be fair, just like how Goku could bullshit his way through Hit, Hit did the same when he went "Naw. Double Time-skip." And froze Goku in frozen time
Oh and by the way.Tomorrow either I'll do one of those side stories I promised or continue the thread, depending on how good I'm feeling
>>3433876Plus we do have to keep in my mind all the notably strong saiyans we see are the pinnacle of their race. I really wouldn't compare Cabba, Caulifa, or fucking Goku of all people's bullshit to the average saiyan.
>3433936Yeah. Keep in mind Nappa was considered an "Elite" so he's out as well.The only Saiyan we could call average are Paragus, Raditz, Tarble and all the random saiyans on Vegeta we saw in the Broly movie.Still... Raditz is enough to probably eradicate 90% of all planets in the universe if he's given enough time... Saiyans are bullshit
>>3434028Even those three are arguably bad examples since they're considered elite saiyans.
Everyone is speaking about sayans bullshit power and development. Just imagine how the universe will look in a thousand years. Every new sayan generation will be born with even more absurd power levels and easy access to nearly all the transformations (and probably ssjg if Karn becomes the new sayan god and shares his MAXIMUMEST power with them)
Wrong Dragon ball thread
>>3434510Anon no multiverse quest crossover comes at a later date
>>3434543E-even the cancerous ones?
>>3435029Especially the cancerous ones. 6 universes of Som's dead protag, carrotman quest, and scientist quest
>>3435037>6 universes of Som's dead protag, carrotman quest, and scientist quest.Also called /qst/- Chernobyl
The Makai.A realm of utter chaos at odds with the order and structure of Hell.And yet... right now it's in even more disarray than it usually is. But not for much longer.Blood splatters on the ground before the body it resided in mere moments ago hits the ground.The last remnants of the demons life essence drips off its killers fingers.With a swipe the still standing demon cleans his hand of the filth he submerged it into."That makes one hundred...And by the looks of it. That's the last of them.""Yes son. All the other nasties ran away! Now we can finally return home.And you can take your righteous place in your papas throne!"The female demon congratulated her progeny.She used to be the "wife" of the King himself. She didn't mind him railing any hole he pleased. After all... she was the one that made him a baby. She was the queen of this dump. The rest were nothing but sacks of meat.But when her baby daddy died she had to run and hide. Like an animal.She was not cut out for such thing. She was a delicate little flower that demanded pampering and luxury on a constant basis.Not sleeping in beds made of the smoothest silk was HELL on her.However it all ends now.Now that all the pretenders were taken care of by her dear little boy she can get back to enjoying life like she was meant to do.But... her son has other ideas.Walking up to the throne he sat down and observed his bloody courtroom."It'll do. Once I get this place cleaned up I can start actually working on things that matter.You can stay until then... mother.""Ha-hahahaha! What a little kidder you are!But that's why I love y-""I wasn't joking...You get a week. Pack whatever you wish to take with you and get out.That is my order as king."He placed his elbow on the armrest of his chair and supported his head with his fist as he stared down his mother."You ungrateful little shit!"She grew angry."I am the one that brought you into this world! I raised you! I-""You never cared for me.Up until dads death you barely ever talked to me.And when we were on the run you were bossing me around like a slave... to get stronger... to get back what's yours.Well... it's not yours. All that father had is rightfully mine. And only mine."He explained calmly."You should be grateful that I am allowing even this to you.For I have every right to execute you for your transgressions. But I'm nice like that.So you better appreciate it before I retract that kindness... mother."
>>3437008you forgot your name Not-Som
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkgSOy-S-eU"Well well well. Looks like you finished early!"A new voice entered the room."Congratulations!""Welcome back Aunt.How did your trip go?""Wait a minute!"The new kings mother spoke up."HER?! Are you telling me she can stay but I CAN'T?!""Don't look at me!"The other female demon retorted."I'm not the one who didn't treat my little nephew like my own flesh and blood.Unlike you, I did treat him like my own child.""BITCH!""That's it."The king spoke calmly and raised his open palm at his mother.She didn't even have time to gasp before she was blown into smithereens."So... how was your trip? Did you find out anything?""More than I expected, less than I liked."She sat down on the arm rest of the throne and started stroking her nephews hair."The rumors of Masters temple resurfacing turned out to be true. He even restored it to a fully functional state.""Is he a threat?""No... Not him anyway.He used to be your fathers equal once. But he pales in comparison to what my brother was in his prime. And you're now on the same level... No, it's his new prodigy I'm worried about.""He has a pupil?""I... wouldn't call him that.A fierce demon took up residence with him but doesn't seem interested in learning from him.But he's ferocious all the same. Day in and day out the temple is besieged by hordes of demons and they all die or flee when they face him.""I suppose then I should go and squash this bug...""No need. He doesn't seem to have any aspirations for the throne. Nor does he compare to you.If he did he'd have taken it already. But he never left the temple. I suspect he's protecting it.As it turns out it now harbors quite a few weak demons who can't defend themselves.""Hmph... rebels.Should I make an example out of them?""Why bother? Most of the Makai will resist your rule as is. You'll have plenty of opportunities to make examples out of people. So why bother going after them?Live and let live is what I say... at least until we have more important matters to attend to.""Ah. Our mysterious benefactors.Did you get anything out of them?"
>>3437101I'm somewhat surprised, but it's a pleasant one. I guess Ken really did learn something from us. I hope him and the Master end up ok.
>>3437101>Ken actually went and made something of himselfGood on him.
>>3437101>Why bother?Holy fuck, didn't she learn ANYTHING from what just got them in this situation?
"As a matter of fact I did.The female one allowed me to subject her to a truth spell.It turns out they do in fact possess the ability to help us escape the Makai and they are willing to help us.""The question is: why?""I don't know.""I thought you subjected her to a truth spell...""I did. But she possesses a genius level intellect.Even under the effect of my spell she could speak in such purple prose that she could avoid answering questions she didn't want to.But! They truly intend to help us and said "Us achieving our goals also benefit them".So... I see no reason to refuse them.""Hmmmm...We'll see. But I'm worried about how it might "benefit" them and if it's a threat to us.""Well we don't have to accept just yet.After all, time is on our side. Let's establish ourselves, stabilize a kingdom and I'll see if I can get us out on my own.If not... we'll just ask them instead."She pauses."You... do want to do this. Right? Right~?"He sits back in his chair and stares at the sky."Of course.The Slayer..."
And that's it.You should know by now I don't know how to end these so... Have a Zamasu
>>3437142Thanks for the short!I wonder who this mystery woman could be?
>>3437142I find this offering acceptable, blessings to you Not-Som
>>3437142You have honored me with this Zamasu.
>>3437142Your offering is... acceptable
You start counting the folks from Universe 7 but give up after a while.It looks like they either brought all their friends or their extended families, probably both.Huh... maybe Elena isn't so out of place here after all.You look over them and spot a few... odd ones in the crowd.You got your regular Saiyans, those you've become adept at spotting, some humans, a Namekian whose presence is NOT helping you calm down and a few... odd ones you can't quite place. Like a midget with no hair or a nose. Weird.And it looks like one of them is coming over despite his gods explicit orders."Yo! Long time no see guys! And I see you got a few new faces this time!Hi! I'm Goku!"Reliable like fucking clockwork Hits prediction came true.Which means the manlet over there should be the other heavy hitter.Heh... if he didn't have his hair he'd loose half his height. That's funny.>Introduce yourself and then the others.>Hi. Want some food?>Erm... should you be socializing with us? I mean we are opponents after all>Other?
>>3439105>Hi. Want some food?Fuckin lmao at manlet Vegeta.
>>3439105>Introduce yourself and then the othersWere this any other occasion, I’d be more than happy to offer him something from the grill. However, Beerus just explicitly told him no food until the tourney was over.
>>3439105>Introduce yourself and then the others.
>>3439105>Hi. Want some food?
>>3439105>Hi. Want some food?>inb4 Goku best buddy route unlockedKek
>>3439105>>Hi. Want some food?>>3439115And that’s OUR problem how?
Rolled 14 (1d21)So it seems the majority voted for feeding Goku.You may or may not regret this>writingAnd rollin' for Goku.Higher than 10 means he gets away with it.Less than 10 means a Beerus-slap for him
>>3439179Yay for Goku.Oh no we're the best chef in our universe.Ohno
You look up from your grill and greet the man."I'm Eric. This is my sister Elena. We're from Earth.""Really?!"He asks surprised."SO AM I!""But... I thought you're a Saiyan.""Yeap! A Saiyan from Earth!""Wow... That's... something."You point to your kids."These three are Kamin, Oren and Lyn. They are Tuffles.And I guess you know the rest.""Yeap! Nice to meet you all!And Tuffles huh? That does ring a bell but I don't know where..."The man gives you a little salute before he involuntarily starts staring at the nice, juicy meats on the sizzling grill.He looks so absorbed by them that it looks like he's on the verge of drooling all over them."You... want some?"You ask awkwardly."You bet! Thanks!"Just as you start packing a few slices of meat on a plate he immediately starts gorging himself on them, paying little to no mind to how hot they are.His rather disgusting and frankly quite horrendous eating habits however garner WAY too much attention from... everyone."HEY!SON GOKU!"Caulifla stomps over in anger."You got some NERVE showing up like this!""Oh hi Chauliflha!"Goku attempts to speak with his mouth full."How are ya?""Don't "How are ya" me!"Looks like there is some... tension between them even if one of the participants doesn't realize that."You knocked us out in the tournament! And now you have the guts to show up and be all "Buddy-buddy" with us?!""Yeah!""Ugh..."Just as she arrived she stomps away from the saiyan while grumbling something about "beating his ass".You just hope she won't be mad at you.But much like how he attracted the attention of the folks from you universe so does he with the people of his.Following his example and realizing that things aren't too dangerous the denizens of Universe 7 slowly make their way to you.They have much better manners than this Goku fellow and the mutual introductions between the two universes spark what might be called an impromptu picnic with people from both worlds sharing a good time and some better food.There are of course Goku and members of his family, his wife Chichi and his two sons Gohan and Goten.The older of the two brothers Gohan is a young adult and has a wife named Videl and a little baby girl named Pan.Not related to them in any way is a blue haired woman named Bulma Briefs who is allegedly the other saiyans wife.And much like Goku and Chichi they too have children.As they explained their relations to each other to you something... interesting became fairly noticeable for you.Namely that humans and saiyans are compatible *ahem* biologically. That little fact made you zone out WAY too hard.
>>3439241>Gohan is hereAh fuck.I forgot he even existed.
Aaaanyway, they don't seem like a bad bunch and even introduce the two "oddballs" of the group.The shorty named Vegeta who seems to be sulking far away from the crowd and a *gulp* Namekian named Piccolo who does the same but from even farther away.You see Cabba approaching Mister Widowspeak over there with a friendly smile and extends his hand to him."Master!""Cabba."They exchange a little handshake before separating."Thank you... for wishing us back!"Vegeta shuts his eyes."It wasn't me. I dropped out as well.But I'm glad to see you're alive."Meanwhile the last members of the group approach you, namely that weird little midget with no nose."Hey! Nice to meetcha! I'm Krillin! This is my wife 18!""Hi."What kind of a fucking name is THAT?!Then he points at the little girl holding his hand."And this is my little girl Marron!Man. It feels nice to meet other Earthlings."And he calls humans Earthlings. Of course... wait... Is he implying he's fucking human?Whatever that version of Earth is, it must be some Alice in Wonderland type shit and you're not sure you want to experience any of that."Erm... yeah. Likewise.">So er... are you guys... competing? (Milk him for information)>So... What's it like in your universe? (Just exchange some pleasantries)>Other?
>>3439274>So er... are you guys... competing? (Milk him for information)>So... What's it like in your universe? (Just exchange some pleasantriesJust make some pleasant conversation. It’s not like we won’t ask about tournament details since that’s the reason why we’re all here.
>>3439274>So... What's it like in your universe? (Just exchange some pleasantries)
>>3439274>So er... are you guys... competing? (Milk him for information)Krillin will cough up all the info... hopefully.
>>3439305It's not Krillin you had to worry about.But it doesn't matter now>writing
>>3439338If I had to guess, Big Green would probably have intervened if Krillin started blabbing too much about their lineup.
You look over to your side and take out from the cooler a couple of cans with some light beer in them and a can of soda for the little girl."Here. On the house.""Wow! Thanks!"Krillin grins and starts drinking almost immediately."Shouldn't you be more careful?"His wife asks him."After all you are supposed to be competing.""Aw don't worry about it!I doubt I'll see much action anyway. After all Goku and Vegeta are here!""True."18 doesn't complain further and instead opens up her can."Ah. That hit the spot."With the tension eased up a little you start getting friendly with them."So... how are things over at your universe?To be honest I'm a bit curious about what "Another Earth" might be like.""Oh yeah. You're from an Earth as well!"Krilling wonders."That IS weird a bit. But erm... I wouldn't know how to describe it to you.It's just... normal I guess.""Normal huh?"You doubt him."If you don't mind me saying you don't... exactly look normal."You point at your nose."Oh that! Hahaha! Yeah I guess it's a bit weird!But I'm more of an exception! My dear 18 here is more what you'd call errr... normal!"He hesitates for a moment.You look over to the lady and well... she DOES seem fairly regular to you. But there is just... something about her that puts you off. She has this certain... uncanny quality you can't quite put your finger on. And as you give her a quick little scan you find out that she's lacking any sort of detectable life force. Weird...Perhaps this is what he meant by that stutter."But hey! I do have some questions in mind that I'd like to ask you-"Krillin continues."Maybe if you answer them we can work out what are the differences!""Sure, I'm game.""Sweet! So... what's your king like?""King?"You stare at him awkwardly."You know! The king of the world!""I'm sorry I wasn't very clear... WHAT?"
>>3439402>Krillin is one of the competitorsOh thank god, that's one issue we can mark off the list. If Piccolo's here as well than he's probably competing as well. He'll be tough, but hardly unbeatable. Guess the final competitor is Gohan then? I'd have thought Freeza, but I'd think we'd have commented on seeing another Frost Demon show up, so I guess he's busy in Hell. Well, this is looking significantly more winnable, so that's good.
>>3439443Frieza? In hell?Why would he be there?
>>3439447I don't think this guy finished the ToP Not-Som. Forgive his ignorance.
As you try to compose yourself Krillin slowly starts explaining what he means by that.Turns out their Earth is... radically different compared to yours solely from a government standpoint.Apparently they have a sort of world government where the leader represents the whole world.Their "king" is more of an elected leader rather than a true monarch so they just have a wackier word for "president".But this is still pretty huge.Gasping in disbelief you take a step back and lean on the table next to you for support."Okay... there is a lot to unpack here.Apparently we are... not at all alike.""How come?""We uh... don't have anything like that. Our Earth is more of a collection of fragmented nation states than anything you have.With each country having their own leaders.""Wow... sounds weird.How do you get anything done?""We don't honestly. Mostly we just bicker amongst ourselves.But we're working on it. And honestly we like it the way it is.""Sounds dumb."18 chimes in."It is but... it's our strength.Each country is wildly different with their own history, traditions and culture.We pride ourselves on our individuality and what's unique about each of us.""Wow...I can't even begin to imagine what that'd be like!Could you imagine the dinosaurs or the animal people living in different countries?"But before 18 could respond to her husbands question the sound of your jaw hitting the ground stops her."What's wrong?""D-d-d-did you just say... DINOSAURS?!""Well yeah. Don't you guys have those roaming around?"Krillin answers your question with another question and his wife also chimes in."Yeah. And judging by your reaction...The King of the World is a walking talking dog named King Furry.""What the fuck..."You whisper."Okay... There is a LOT to unpack here! And I think my brain is about to split apart just thinking about it!I don't think our Earths are alike AT ALL! So I think I'll hold off on trying to imagine it until I see it with my own eyes..."But as you are about to come to terms with THAT nonsense you hear the sound of Champa and Beerus finally ending your little picnic."OKAY IDIOTS! You can stuff your faces later!Now it's time for the test!"Looks like it's time...How will you handle that?>Give it ALL YOU GOT!>Just make sure to pass>Other?
>>3439463>>Give it ALL YOU GOT!
>>3439463>Give it ALL YOU GOT!
>>3439449I didn't, no.
>>3439463>Give it ALL YOU GOT!Time to show them the power of the American public school system
>>3439463>Give it ALL YOU GOT!Beat that test!
>>3439491Aka it sucks... So 51%? (Meming aside lets get 70% at least)
I see you don't really want to pull the wool over U7s eyes.Very well.Let's see how well you do.Roll 1d20Best of 6DC:10There is a crit of 18 but it's not crucial for you to hit it
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>3439523HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAll Brainlets, lend me your energy!
Rolled 7 (1d21)>>3439523Oh fuck please God don't let us fail.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>3439523
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>3439523
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>3439523YEARRT
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>3439530Oh it was d20?Oops
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>3439533Shit balls>>3439523
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>3439523
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>3439542Time for failure!
Eh... I said it's no biggie if you don't crit...In fact this 17 might be even more... interesting>writing
The contestants make their way for the testing area where ten little desks with chairs were provided.On the way there however Krillin spots you walking out of the crowd and his eyes shoot up."Whoa! I had no idea you were actually competing! Nice!Feels good not being the only odd one out!""Heh... you thought I was just a chef huh?""Hehe... I kinda did. But now I'm actually hoping I get to fight!I'd love to fight someone who's my equal for once!"You crack him a smile."What? Don't tell me! You're the strongest in your universe!""Haha! F*ck no!"W-Was that a beep? Did you really hear that?Questions for later."You two are talking like you'll make any impact at all!"The short saiyan delivers a little verbal jab as he overhears you."Wanna say that to my face shorty?"He stops and turns around to face you."Yes. After I obliterate the part of your team that actually matters... I suggest you surrender immediately.Because I won't show you any mercy!"You take a deep breath and calm yourself down."Whatever you say...Just make sure you don't fail on the test...""My intellect is unmatched Earthling!""Yeah yeah..."You all sit down and are handed a small sheet of papers neatly clipped together.Using the provided pens you quickly get to filling it all out and sigh with relief once you realize that the test isn't meant to measure your education rather your common sense."Okay... This shouldn't be too hard."After thirty minutes all of you must hand in your tests and the angelic siblings, Vados and Whis quickly look over and check out what you did.Unsurprisingly everyone managed to hit the 50% mark and passed... but some people clearly did better than others.Goku for example almost failed, even managing to write down his name wrong.The other Saiyan, Vegeta wasn't that much better either much to his chagrin.Caulifla and Kale did similarly to him and beyond them are Cabba and Krillin next to each other.The results beyond that however are... interesting.
>>3439613Is giving Vegeta shit about his height going to be a recurring thing? Because I'd be for that.
>>3439632I mean... if you WANT to piss off a Saiyan God then sure
The third best score went for the Namekian at 70%, with Hit barely overshooting him with 75%.On the top however... you have a tie between you and Gokus son, Gohan.This little detail seems to fly over most of U7s head as even Krillin is too busy congratulating you to notice it.However their two smartest fighters DO realize it and start discussing it immediately.Luckily with your training you manage to eavesdrop on them a bit."Gohan...""Yeah. I noticed.""If they tested academic knowledge you'd beat him for sure.""But with it being an intelligence test...""Watch out for him.I got a bad feeling about this."After people are done congratulating each other and the manlet stopped tearing his hair out over just barely doing better than a "moron" the two Gods finally get to work."Okay folks! Let's break it up!"Champa speaks."Indeed.Let us return to our respective places and begin-""Wait Lord Beerus!"Vegeta steps up."I have a proposition for Champa.""That's Lord Champa for you Saiyan!!""I don't care.Now listen up! If you promise to let Cabba start I promise I'll be the first one to fight!""Hoooo?You are gonna announce it just like that?Very well! I accept your offer!Cabba!""Yes Lord Champa!"The two saiyans fly down to the stadium while the other competitors and the audience make their way to the floating islands on both ends of the arena.A small, green looking alien guy then walks up to the arena with a microphone in his hands."LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!WELCOME TO THE SECOND TOURNAMENT OF DESTROYERS!IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE-"He goes on for a while.>Start discussing things with your teammates>Make your way to the kids and Elena>Be cheeky and sneak in U7s pavilion>Other?
>>3439613>Vegeta did as badly as CauliflaOof, that's gotta hurt.
>>3439646>Make your way to the kids and Elena
>>3439648To give her credit, Caulifla might be the Carrotcake of U6 but she isn't actually brain damaged like Goku.So she isn't dumb... she just has her mind on other things
>>3439646>>Start discussing things with your teammatesWoops, they are onto us.
>>3439646>Be cheeky and sneak in U7s pavilionSneeki breeki
>>3439646>Make your way to the kids and ElenaWe stomped Frost when transformed and matched him untransformed so Piccolo might not be an issue.Krillin should also go down fairly quickly.Gohan though, he's a challenge.
>>3439646>Be cheeky and sneak in U7s pavilionCheeki breeki
>>3439660Changing to>Be cheeky and sneak in U7s pavilion
Rolled 1 (1d2)Okay. No more waiting1=Elena2=U7>writing
Deciding that this all must be a bit much for your little sister you make your way to her to make sure she's not overwhelmed by all this."So... how does it feel to be surrounded by aliens?""This... is... AWESOME!These people look so weird! Especially you guys-"She points at your kids and you reel back a bit."But that just makes you so much cooler! Especially since you are like, totally my age!""Heh-heheh... yeah."You laugh nervously."So... Cabba is going to fight that guy?""Yeap.""I hope he won't get too hurt.""Oh don't worry, I'm sure he'll be fine.Because he's going to die AFTER the tournament! Not during it!"Your sister then hits you in the elbow.As you rub your wounds you return your attention to the arena where the announcer finished his spiel and the Saiyans are getting ready."Good luck master!""Hmph... don't waste your breath wishing me luck!You'd do better to watch out for yourself! Now... come on Cabba!Show me how much you've improved!""Yes teacher!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_8Ne6ZFN4ECabba then crosses his arms before himself and then swings them to the side with a loud shout."HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"You frown"Jumping straight to super, huh?Okay... Guess we'll see what's so special about theses Universe 7 Saiyans.""C-Cabba can turn blonde?!""Yes. It's a special power Saiyans have.They become much more powerful like that."Your sister blushes a little."He's so cool!"And you grit your teeth."I'm gonna kill him."
>>3439802Welp, guess we gotta murder Saiyan after this tournament. Hope Champa doesn't mind us appropriating his DESTROY technique for but a moment.
>>3439646I didn't know gohan had severe mental retardation
>>3439822He tied with us on an intelligence test.
>>3439824Yeah anon, and we scored joint highest.Our powers work on big brain.We literally get smarter to get stronger.
>>3439824It was more a common sense test. And besides, did you see the full italian meals dropping from his pockets back in high school? Sounds about right to me.
"Impressive. Looks like you've gotten a bit stronger since last time!"Vegeta says with his arms crossed."However... Don't think that will be enough!"And with a burst of yellow energy he follows suit."Of course they can do it as well.Silly me. And here I thought they might not be as BS as ours."The two Saiyans then jump at each others throats and start exchanging blows. Despite being encased the shockwaves escape the stadium and can be felt even by you.Watching these two fierce warriors fight really sends shivers down your spine. After all, this is the first time you've seen two saiyans properly duke it out."Wow... that guy is good! Really good!"You observe."Y-You can see them Eric?""Uuuuh... yeah?""I don't see anyone! I just feel these quakes!""Oh boy. Then you won't like it when they get serious.""WHAT?!"Sensing your confusion Vados walks over to you to help Elena acclimate a bit."Both of these saiyans have seen numerous battles over the years.But I'd say that Vegeta is definitely more of a seasoned warrior than Cabba is.""Yeah. That's obvious.At least Cabba seems to be stronger.For the time at least.""Yes...I assure you, Champa had a very good reason to go with the strategy he chose.It's unlikely that Cabba can win this.""That bad huh?""Much worse...""What are you two talking about?"Elena asks Vados.>Care to explain it to her?>Shout: KILL HIM VEGETA!>Encourage Cabba>Other?
>>3439648Vegeta is the smartest SAIYAN around, but that in of itself isn't a big accomplishment. Saiyans are legitimately pretty stupid at anything that isn't connected to combat or warfare in some way.
>>3439824The dude IS Gokus son...And have you seen what clothes he wears?It's obvious Gohan has SEVERAL issues. Autism might be among them
>>3439831>Shout: KILL HIM VEGETA
>>3439832He's the smartest pure saiyan in his universe.Where the competition are a caveman and a brain damaged hillbilly.Oh wait, Tarble is probably smarter than he is.Nevermind.
>>3439831>Care to explain it to her?
>>3439831>>Care to explain it to her?Can't go letting Vegeta murder Cabba, that's our job! And he needs to know what he did and first, (rights of the accused and all), and every dead man deserves a last meal.
>>3439831>Shout: KILL HIM VEGETA!
>>3439831switch >>3439843To>>Care to explain it to her?
>>3439858Ok you may have a point.
>>3439831>Encourage CabbaIf he wins, we'll watch over Elena on certain weekends and on holidays.
Well>Care to explainand>Kill him Vegetawon>writing
You form a funnel with your hands and shout."KILL HIM VEGETA!"The shouting coming from the ENEMY of all people seemingly catches the Saiyan off guard, causing Cabba to sneak in a devastating punch."DAMN IT!"Then Elena steps on your foot."You're rooting for the wrong team bro!""S-Sorry! Got it mixed up! Hehe!Erm... care to explain it to her Vados?""I think it'd be way easier if I showed it instead."Lowering her staff so Elena can look into the crystal ball affixed to it, Vados began projecting a slowed down version of the fight."Oooooh! Thank you lady!""You are very welcome!"Returning your gaze to the match you see that the two saiyans have stopped as Vegeta wipes some blood off of his mouth."Not bad! You certainly developed a much better fighting spirit in the Tournament!""Thank you teacher!Now... what do you say about getting serious?""Yeees..."Both saiyans seem to relax for a moment, the eponymous eye of the storm.Then... They explode. First Cabba whose hair changes slightly but still noticeably. His hair becomes much more spiky, with each strand standing up, probably due to the lightning arcing around his body."So this is that famous Super Saiyan 2.Which means-"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUqpR15VyfgYou look over to Vegeta and find yourself choking on your own words."W-What... IS this?!"Vegeta does NOT follow-up with the same transformation. Instead his body is undergoing some... subtle change which feels... strangely familiar to you.His ki entirely disappears and from his body emerges a strange power, unlike anything you've seen before.The intense focus he exerted somehow brought about a light which clad him in what you could only describe as a sort of ki residue.When it flaked away it revealed... Blue."H-He changed color?""Hmmm? What's wrong Eric?""Is- WHY does this feel like Champa?!"Vados then pauses."Interesting..."
>>3439873Your combining options? Also I'm getting this tiny feeling that Eric is angry at the guy. Dunno why...
>>3439915WaitWe sensing God Ki?O shit.
>>3439917Well... Because Eric isn't exactly a Chris Redfield.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlU76wEc33k
>>3439915>We can sense god kiBuu? Or...something else?
"This... is called Super Saiyan Blue."Vados explains.Dumb name aside that power is pants-shittingly terrifying. So much so that even your kids are starting to shake as they gaze upon the forms majestic light."Daddy... I'm scared."You grab her hand, not necessarily to calm her down but because you need it just as much as she does.*gulp*"Don't worry... he's not gonna hurt us...I think."His ki even LOOKS different. It looks... it almost looks alive. And it's clearly VERY dense.Vados then lets go of her staff, letting it hover near Elena while stepping up to you."Its original name was Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan-""Ohkaaay that's dumb.Thanks. Now I'm less scared.""Anyway, it's a form which utilizes God Ki.""God Ki?""Yes.A form of Ki which is exclusive to the Gods... Well, it used to be exclusive.These Saiyans appear to have gained access to it through that transformation.""Unbelievable!""No. What's unbelievable is that you noticed it.I... admit I didn't expect this side effect-""What side effect?!""Your situation is a bit more unique than 99.9999999% of the multiverse.You were exposed to God Ki before regular one. So it appears you are a bit more sensitive to it.""Phew... And for a second there I thought something was wrong with me."She shrugs."Depends on how you look at it.Now... Let us watch."Looking back at the arena you see the two Saiyans charging each other again but this time the tables have been turned. Dramatically!Cabba even in his Super Saiyan 2 state simply pales in comparison to Vegeta. Most of the time he can't even hit the guy and when he does it does negligible damage if any.For a few minutes the two fight but it seems more like Vegeta is just having fun with Cabba."He's... training him!""Yes.Vegeta appears to have a soft spot for Cabba and even taught him during the last Tournament of Destroyers.Cabba isn't calling him teacher for nothing."
As the fight continues it becomes very apparent that Cabba stands no chance.And it shows."You did well. But you still need to improve much more.If you master this form you can move onto Super Saiyan 3. Then... who knows?Maybe even the level of Gods. However-"Vegeta then pulls back his fist before disappearing in a flash and rushing Cabba."This is over!"He punches the boy in the gut."GUH?!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhXVSOXVcSoVegeta looks down and it seems like Cabba caught his fist."No more!"He looks up into the eyes of his mentor."I put everything behind this! Because I'm not falling for the same trick twice!"Cabba then tightens his hold on Vegeta with one arm while raising the other one.A frankly humongous amount of ki is collected in his hand as he bears his fangs and grunts excessively in exertion."GALICK CANNON!"Cabba then rams the one handed attack into Vegetas face.The energy beam which he poured every ounce of his energy into explodes upon contact, creating the equivalent of a nuke going off in a bottle.The stadium around them shatters and the force of the explosion threatens to break into the audiences sphere as well.Luckily the two angels step up and begin mending the damages instantly with their staves.When the dust settles Cabba chuckles awkwardly as he's held up by Vegeta who looks like he's only slightly winded from the attack. Meanwhile the boy is completely drained.Taking pity on him Vegeta tosses Cabba out of the ring and gets declared the winner.As the boy is being carried away the Universe 7 Saiyan smiles a little."Looks like you carry the spirit of our people after all!"And his Blue form disappears.As the loser gets taken out Champa looks over to the remaining contestants."Cale... you're up.">Wish her luck>Let her focus on her fight>Other?
>>3439981>Wish her luck
>>3439984>>Wish her luck>"Remember Kale, you control the beast, not the other way around!">"And we all believe in you!"The wording isn't quite right, but reminding her of her successful control training and that we/Caulifla/etc. care about/believe in her is the main point I want to get across.
Let's try not to spill any more spaghetti today pls
"HEY KALE!"You shout to her and she turns around."Good luck!"You give her a thumbs up."And remember! You rule the beast! We believe in you!"She nods happily and your sister pokes you in the side.Giving you a smug smile she begins teasing you."Since when did you become a romantic?"Shut up! She's a nice girl, okay?But watch..."Your tone gets much more serious."Because you're about to witness something out of this world."As the girl flies down to the stadium her soon to be opponent laughs."AHAHAHAHAHAH!The girl? You could've sent down anyone other than the Earthling and you chose her!Please... let's skip this charade and give me Hit! I'm looking forward to that rematch!"But instead of being justified Champa just waves him off to keep going.And he doesn't get much more from Kale other than a cold stare."What?"He asks."Got nothing to say for yourself?"Gale then growls."Talk is cheap!"She then flexes her arms and starts building up energy."Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUREj_gSsMkKale goes on for a while with no noticeable change in her powerlevel. To the point where her opponent starts to grow suspicious.But before Vegeta could say anything... Kale erupts.Her eyes go yellow, her muscles expand and a green aura envelops her.Vegeta is clearly... shocked by this but before he could react in any way Kale jumps straight into Super Saiyan while maintaining her wrath state."HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!""WHATTHE-"Vegeta shouts as Kale rushes him.First she rams her forearm into the saiyans arm which makes the untransformed Vegeta gasp as he's flung into the air.But before he could get clear of the raging girl Kale catches his leg and pulls him back in.Swinging him around like a ragdoll above her head she smashes Vegeta into the ground so hard that the stadium nearly breaks in half.As his body bounces up from the impact Kale reverses her grip on his leg and begins to repeatedly smash him into the ground over and over again.The screams of the male Saiyan fill the arena and his wife starts shouting in fear."VEGETA!"
>>3440129>Bulma is shouting Vegetas name>*OhShit.Jpeg*
>>3440129>Vegeta shittalks us and Kale>gets a beatingLmao
>>3440129>Gale then growls.
>>3440159Gale and Golifla :DDDD
>>3440129[Broly movie flashbacks where goku got tossed aournd as a ragdoll]
>>3440184Oh fug you forgot Gefla :DDD
>>3440184Sdob. Bleas :'DDDDDDD
Finally bringing her opponent up Kale arm crashes into him one final time and sends him out of the ring.As Vegeta gets disqualified for being out of bounds Kale spits on the ground and says only this."Puny god."As the loser struggles to sit up his teammate begins to laugh at him."Not so funny now, is it Vegeta? Hihihihihi!""G-Go to Hell Kakarot! And give... Give me a damn senzu already!""You got it buddy!"After his friends take Vegeta out of the arena they heal him with some sort of medicine and he immediately begins to complain."What the HELL was THAT?!""I know right!Looks like she managed to properly control it!She's still not as strong as Broly buuuuut~""Grrrr... Damn it!""Whoop! Looks like it's my turn!Stand over Geets!"Jumping into the ring he walks up to Kale."Yo!""Son... Goku!""Yeap! I'm glad you remember me!Maaan you got good since the last time we met!""DAMN RIGHT SHE DID!"Caulifla shouts."YOU'RE AMAZING KALE!""You know... We met a guy who's a lot like you back in our universe!I think it'd be fun if you two met!But... we'll have to discuss that later!"Goku then assumes some sort of a stance."He's... different."You observe."This guy has form, finesse... technique! He's a martial artist!""Yeap."Vados confirms you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBm2sNYPAyo"Sorry Kale.But I'd like to fight the others as well.So I'll not mess around too much!""Good..."Kale responds."Give me your best... Son Goku!I want to prove... How much stronger I am!""Hihihi! You got it!"Gokus body then erupts in actual flames as he transforms."Oh what now?Red?"Vados nods."That's the regular Super Saiyan God transformation.Similar to the one you saw before but different in execution.This form utilizes God ki unlike its blue counterpart, focusing not on brute strength but speed and finesse.""It also feels a lot less... violent.""I guess this is a more pure form of God Ki than the other one.""So... any particular reason why this isn't called Saiyan God and the blue one Super Saiyan God?"Vados then looks at you in utter silence, clearly puzzled."Why didn't I think of that? Why didn't Whis?"
>>3440201>"So... any particular reason why this isn't called Saiyan God and the blue one Super Saiyan God?">Vados then looks at you in utter silence, clearly puzzled.>"Why didn't I think of that? Why didn't Whis?"....sigh
>>3440235>>3440201Eric once again proving that he’s the only being in the multiverse with common sense
>>3440239Or maybe humans are just the weird ones?....nah it's definitely the rest of the universe
>>3440239Include Toei in that little multiverse...
>>3440235Other acceptable answers include Super Saiyan God 2 or Saiyan God 2.
But as you discuss dumb naming conventions Goku taunts Kale into charging and the girl is more than happy to oblige.Kale tries to rush down Goku similarly to how she did to Vegeta but finds her opponent to be much harder to catch off guard now that the jig is up.The red saiyan dances around the girl, sommersaulting, cartwheeling and jumping around like a monkey all the while leaving after images behind to aggravate Kale.And it's working."Stop! Dodging! Around!""Sorry! But you're gona have to catch me for that!""HRRRR!"You stare at this uncomfortably."Oh no... Kale is falling for it!""Indeed."Vados replies."Despite your best efforts it seems that Kale still has to put in a lot of effort to maintain her control.With such a strain on her mind it's no wonder such simple tactics work on her...""What's scary is that guy saw right through it!""Quite..."As Kale starts to become more and more aggravated through the shenanigans of Son Goku she starts recklessly charging him which spells her doom.With a grin Goku grabs Kales arm and with a little twist throws her over his back, right out of the ring.The confused girl shakes her head and when she notices she's been knocked out undoes her transformation.Smiling Goku walks over to her."Hihihi! Nice match!"He then extends a hand to her which Kale takes after a moment.Goku dusts her off as he starts commending her."You did really good by the way! I'd say you improved quite a lot!"Kale smiles."But it looks like not enough.That's okay. I still want to get better together with my friends.""Hihihi! Looking forward to it!"As Kale flies back to you however her shoulders drop and she sighs."I messed up...">Nah! You did good!>Hug her. "It's okay.">Let Caulifla handle this one. You don't want to spill your spaghetti in front of an audience>Other?
>>3440252>Nah! You did good!>Hug her. "It's okay."
>>3440252>Nah! You did good!
>>3440252>Nah! You did good!Man Goku vs Hit rematch will be fun with all of Hit's new tricks we taught him....Sorry Caulifla, you ain't winning this one.
>>3440252>Are you kidding me? You took out Vegeta, and he's terrifying. You did great!
>>3440252>Nah! You did good!I feel like she could have just gone for an AOE if he was focusing on evasion, arena be damned, but I guess she wasn't quite in her right mind enough for that.
>>3440252>Let Caulifla handle this one. You don't want to spill your spaghetti in front of an audienceOh God please
>>3440252>Hug her. "It's okay."And this:>>3440264The Prince of Widow's Peak has been deposed!
>>3440252>Nah! You did good!>the guy you just fought clearly has a ton of experience as a technical fighter. That experience as a veteran martial artist is why he won, you'll get there someday, it'll just take time.
>>3440252>>Nah! You did good!>>Remember, you only gained control a few days ago, and I’m sure you’ll only do better in the future.
Can't wait to lose to Krillin.
>>3440252>>Nah! You did good!
>>3440295Krillin is a creative fighter, but Eric has shown to be very clever with his own personal techniques and has a better developed mind and magic reserves whereas Krillin has strictly focused on his physical training. Plus despite the power difference Eric has been keeping up with fighters far stronger than him for a while now, defeating powerful opponents like Frost and the Demon King. As long as we take him seriously we should be fine.
General encouragement ho!>>3440261And erm... you may not like what I have in store.I was planning on skimming over the Hit portion mostly... But I guess I'll do it normally>writing
>>3440252>"Nah! You did great!">Hug her. "It's okay."Eric is a good boy
"Are you kidding me?You were amazing! That guy was terrifying and you mopped the floor with him!So chin up! We'll work just as hard on your technique and next time you'll make them both eat their words!""Hehe..."Kale blushed."Yeap! As I said: You're awesome Kale!"Caulifla also steps in and pats her friend on the back."Now... let's watch! Because this is gonna be good!"She points at the arena where Hit already arrived and is now staring down his opponent."Goku...""Hit!"The assassin then smiles."I admit I was a little disappointed when I didn't get the chance to fight you in the Tournament of Power.Tell me... how did it go?""Hihihi! Badly!We almost lost! And I almost die like... a bunch of times!""Must've been fun!""It sure was! But... I was also looking forward to this!"Hit then clenches his fist."Well then... I think we both waited enough!What do you say? Shall we get comfortable?""Yu-huh!But fair warning: I'm not gonna hold back!""Oh? Jumping straight into it are we?I suppose I understand. You need that power to compete with me.But here's my warning: Don't think you've figured me out Goku..."Hit then assumes his stance and shit hits the fan hard.Son Goku despite appearing like a large goofball up until now suddenly gets serious. His ki flares up and while it starts out as the vanilla Super Saiyan gold, it changes drastically.First it goes somewhat greenish before it becomes much more pale and eventually the yellow is drowned out and only blue remains.They both charge at the opponent and you imagine this fight must look HELLA confusing for everyone else because Hit goes nuts with his time-skips.He freezes time here and there, jumps all over the place in an attempt to blindside Goku like a good assassin, however the Saiyan seems to be a step ahead of him.The two exchange blows but neither lands a decisive strike."I... I didn't think anyone could stand up to Hit like this!""Pretty astonishing isn't it?"Goku and Hit clash fists which sends out a shockwave as the two stare each other down... smiling."I'm impressed Goku! You can keep up with my half second time-skip now?""I kinda have to!Using Kaio-ken is not healthy!"The two break away and assume a neutral stance once more as they stare each other down."So... you're not gonna use it?""Not unless you make me!""You may regret those words!"
>>3440426>Champa sent Hit out firstOh fuck, what was that idiot thinking?
>>3440444maybe he thinks Caulifa cant do anything to a fresh Goku? he wouldnt be completely wrong. better for Hit to rough goku up some so Caulifa can sweep him up
>>3440447Yeah Goku kinda had enough of fighting the two in the ToP already and might just one shot to get to Hit if at full power.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSpPFG7RKF4Hit then extends his fist and fires off a very familiar looking technique, which even Goku seems to realize as he dodges to the side."This again? Sorry but I'm not dying to that twice!"Hit smirks which scares Goku."Huh?"He looks around until he spots the slithering, nearly invisible beam."WhoawhoawhoaWHOA!""GOKU!"His friends shout after him as he begins to fly around, dodging frantically.But despite seemingly being able to dodge the homing Flash Fist Crush, Goku is still not out of this one as Hit attacks him.Goku is caught off guard as he realizes Hit is trying to catch him in a pincer maneuver. Chopping with his arm the saiyan tries to punch Hit away but it... phases through him. Huh..."Oh crap!"Goku shouts as he looks behind him. It was a fake out.The attack that's been tracking him is now too close. He got distracted. And so he makes a painful choice.He dodges but it's not perfect, the attack catches his arm and deals some serious damage. Or at least hurts really bad."Grrrrr... Since when does that bend?!""Since now-ish."Hit responds and makes you have a big, dumb smile that most people in the audience don't get."And there are plenty more where that came from.""Hehe... Looks like I spoke too soon!Okay... You asked for it. KAIO-KEN!""GOKU!"Everyone in the opposing audience shouts.The saiyan erupts in a crimson aura which somehow goes on top of the blue one and looks like... flames almost.But blood colored. Fitting as it seems to cause him considerable pain.Hit getting seemingly what he wanted the two have another go at it.Only this time Hit doesn't seem to bother with time-skip and you wonder why. It seems nigh suicidal at this point.However seeing his motions makes you figure out what he's about to do. As the angry saiyan prepares to rail on the assassin Hit uses the other technique you figured out. And things get a lot more... interesting.At first Goku doesn't know what hit him but through sheer gut instinct or fighting genius kinda figures out what's going on.They seem to be pretty evenly matched in terms of overall fighting capability but that's only because Hit relies on some rather unconventional tactics.Using time-skip and time-lag in conjunction with that weird phasing technique he continues to bewilder his opponent with fake outs, unpredictable movement and massive amounts of mindgames. To the point where Son Goku starts eating some serious shit halfway through the whole thing and takes several hits to his vitals.But for every five or so pinpoint attacks he eats, he punches back at least once which seems to deal just as much, if not more damage than Hit.Finally the two face off against one another, tired in both body and mind."Heeee... heeee...Whooooo Hit! How did you get this strong after the tournament?Because this feels fresh!""Heh... I've been... busy..."
>>3440447Even if Goku’s running on fumes he could probably take out Caulifla in one shot though.
>>3440521I mean thats a little much. if goku is on fumes then SS2 caulifa shouldn't get instagibbed
>>3440521He probably won't be able to maintain anything past SSJ I bet, too much Internal damage. A fresh Caulifa might be able to do It. Even If she doesn't though, It'd be Interesting to go up against a thrashed Goku, he'll still put up a hell of a fight but he should be beatable. In theory. I have confidence In ourselves but this Is Son motherfucking Goku we're talking about.
>>3440521That's a bit of an exaggeration, personally I think she's got a good chance with how much damage is Hit has given Goku, and the fight still isn't over.
But as this goes on one thing becomes desperately apparent. That Hit won't win this one.Well... judging by his struggled expression he could. But he doesn't want to. For some reason.You'd guess he has some technique that'd net him the cheesiest of victories. And he doesn't want that.So... Hit does the only thing he can."I give up.""H-Huh?""Why look so surprised?You pulled the same thing last time.""Oh come on!I was just getting excited!""Sorry Goku.But if we go on somebody is gonna get hurt.And besides. We still have other contenders.""Yeah but... come ooooon~!""Heh... Sorry about that."Hit then steps off the ring."Maybe this time I'll pay you to come and fight me!"Hit then returns to you and you give him the most bizarre of looks."Why did you do that?""Payback. And I gave it my all. I ran out of tools to use."He then turns to Caulifla."Did you get that all?""Yeap.""Will it work?""Possibly.""Good."Caulifla then turns to you."Hey... I got a favor to ask...">I'll do it! Whatever it is>Okay... What is it?>I'm not helping you cheat...>Other?
>>3440525The gap in strength between someone able to use SSG as opposed to the normal Super Saiyans transformations is huge though, is it not? Beerus was able to knock out SSJ3 Goku with a casual neck chop. Even if Goku’s tired I’m pretty sure he could match up to a casual Beerus, and Caulifla isn’t even at SSJ3 level.
>>3440544>I'll do it! Whatever it is
>>3440544>Okay... What is it?
>>3440544>Okay... What is it?Maybe bringing back her tail?
>>3440544>Okay... What is it?>I'm not helping you cheat...
>>3440544>>Okay... What is it?
>>3440547Califula and Kale are both much stronger than base Goku when he turned SSJ3. They might be able to put up a good fight even in regular SSJ form.
>>3440574What, really? Huh.
>>3440591Maybe it's a result of Goku and Vegeta neglecting to train with normal Ki and focusing on God Ki?
>>3440591U7 Saiyans are stated to be much, MUCH stronger on a base level than any U6 Saiyans... maybe except Broly.But in turn they did NOT have the legend of the Super Saiyan so they never achieved itAnyway>writing
>>3440593Nah, just the saiyans in U6 are naturally stronger at base which translates to super saiyan PL, because they didn't have a purge tyrant and didn't aim for transformations
>>3440599Wait... shit I messed that up.U6 is much stronger, not U7.My b
>>3440599Wait really? But Most U7's saiyans had weak PLs. Are you sure, because that means caulifa and kale could've been stomped by someone like krillin before Transforming was possible for them
>>3440606Well "weak", they're relatively weak compared to u6 but they were still strong enough to conquer entire planets in small squads of 2 to 4.
Basically U6 >>> U7Except for anomalies like Broly and Frisbee and maybe possibly Gohan/Trunks.Frost was stronger than Freeza but it's possible Frost actually trained.
>>3440633Actually now that I think about it, base form Future Trunks is probably the strongest base form Saiyan with the possible exception of Broly.He's bullshit.As is Rage mode and SWORD OF ASSPULL letting him kill a Vegito Blue tier enemy.fuckin Trunks.
>>3440633I think Goten and Trunks are the big examples of what u7 could have been if they weren't so self destructive. No seriously, no tail, high fighting power, an enjoyment of battle tempered with a more peaceful disposition, etc.
>>3440647Sorry I think you misspelled a name theredid you mean Trunks and Trunks' fusion material?
>>3440662>fusion materialkekAt least Goten isn't the worst Son boy in the household.He has yet to top Gohan
"Sure. What is it?""If I win...""Yeah?""We'll have that tour of Earth you promised!""W-What?I mean... of course! It'd be a pleasure!""Then it's settled!HEY KALE! He said yes!""Yeay!""Good... Now I have something to fight for...Other than kicking his shit in!"Flying into the ring Caulifla then greeted her opponent."Yo.""Ah Caulifla! How's it going?""Good. I came to pay you back for the Tournament of Power.""Oh? Really?""Yeah. So prepare yourself!'Cause I'm not here for fun! But to knock you out!""Hehe... Okay!But I'm telling you! It might not be so easy!""Oh shove it!Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"Cauliflas hair turns gold but her power doesn't jump nearly as much as it should, which gets a reaction out of Goku."Oooooh! What's that?""A trick.Plenty more where that came from!"Caulifla makes the first move and it becomes readily apparent that her opponent is pretty stumped since he can't sense her Ki.But even still, both seem to be familiar enough with the others moves that neither of them can lend a decisive blow.Their little brawl then turns into something more akin to a dance than a fight as they dart around one another, only occasionally locking arms with the other.Goku begins to grin as he starts chatting mid battle."Not bad. You got a bit better.But... You still got a long way to go before you can match me in Blue!So come on... Go Super Saiyan 2!""Shove it!"Caulifla delivers a chop which Goku stops."What's wrong?""YOU ARE!"Suddenly the girls arm begins to move as Goku can't get a good grasp on it any longer."WHOA!"He dodges but only barely, making Cauliflas nails graze him."Where did THAT come from?""Heh... I told you! I got a few tricks!In fact... HERE ANOTHER!HAAAAAAAAAA-"She flies at Goku once more but rather than fighting him head on she does something... unexpected.Her body begins to tilt to the side and she seems to start flying around awkwardly. And although she barely seems to know where she is going the same goes for her opponent.Recognizing this you let out a little grin."That sly little-""Indeed."Vados follows you up."Looks like you were a bit inspirational for her!"
....Well that’s a double date. I’m okay with this.
>>3440704>Caulifla is using hyper-efficient Ki techs instead of letting it pour all over the place>now using flight to mimic time distortion to make movements and attacks erratic and hard to predict>improvising to such a degree that nobody knows what's going to happen next, even her
>>3440718She's specifically using your old pseude-flight where you slid all over the place.
Caulifla slides all over the ring with little control over her actual movement and tosses ki blasts at her opponent who doesn't take too kindly to it.The man cups his hands together and begins shouting."Kaaa-meeee-haaa-meee-HAAAAA!""I've been waiting for that!"Cauliflas movements crawl to a halt and she turns to face the massive wave of energy.Charging up a ki blast she fires it straight into the beam. But it seems way too small to actually do much."CRUSH CANNON!"The balls strike the massive wave, disrupting it just enough for Caulifla to grin and jump straight in.Using as much of the energy suppressed wiithin her to endure the wave she slides right through it.Coming out on the other hand she grins straight into Gokus face."Ding Dong!"Then with all the energy pent up in her body she... oh dear god...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5rusicEnc*CRAAAAAAAACK*The blue hairdye is knocked right off of the Saiyan as he lets out a high pitched little whimper and every male member of the audience reflexively reaches for his privates, except the Namekian of course, as the collective male hivemind relays the pain of the poor soul into each of your groins.As you see Goku falling to the ground in slow motion you spot Caulifla cracking her knuckles and prepares a follow up attack."CRUSH BUNKER!"She grabs the head of the poor guy and perhaps in a display of mercy pushes every last ounce of her remaining Ki out through her hand in the shape of a concussive wave.Much like how she knocked you out.But this guy... this absolute lad is probably happy for it.At least now he doesn't feel that.Caulifla then spits on the ground and calls out the announcer."HEY! Stop grabbing your dick and start counting!"
Aaaand that is officially it for me.We didn't end up doing your portion of the fights but... I admit this dragged on a bit longer than I intended.Well... whatever. Live and learn.At least now we won't have any more distractions.NEXT TIME! ON DRAGON BALL: HUMAN QUEST SUPER IT'S ERIC VS KRILLIN!See y'all later!
>>3440755>Goku gets punched in the dick againSuper 13 flashbacks, Goku?
>>3440758>Caulifla biding her time being an annoying mosquito >Goku gets annoyed and tries to force a brawl>Caulifla anticipates this and does what Goku did in the ToP to Kale >can't quite stick the landing, but is able to Cooler through his Kamehameha via hidden Ki reserves and punch him in the nutsThey really picked up on being sneaky and trying to win in other ways than having a bigger number than their opponent. Good on them!
>>3440758That's fine, thanks for running! Anons, let's pull pic related on Piccolo.
>>3440758Next time we warm up against a midget and decide how many punches to pull to use stuff as surprises for later rounds? Got It.If we lose to Krillin we may as well quit martial arts and give up all our dreams forever.Now since there's almost no way we lose to Krillin lets talk about how we're going to fight Piccolo and Gohan. They're already wary of us so we can't COMPLETELY catch whoever we fight fourth off guard, and It's likely Piccolo coming In fourth. Piccolo I feel like will try to entrap us In some way, and then use whatever advantage he's gained to either pressure us Into revealing our tricks or outright win. The to go about Piccolo's fight Is not to play to his game. We might want to just Cheez the Doc If possible, It's better to reveal a couple of serious tricks to Gohan than let a fight go on and get fatigued while ALSO revealing some tricks out of necessity.
>>3440800So we beat Krillin with pure martial arts and no ki, then Null Fist Earthquake into portal for Piccolo?
>>3440726Oh hey that's pretty clever...I wonder if we could improve on it somehow, add it to flight and make it an instant booster move of some kind maybe...
>>3440755she won...but at what cost
>>3440838Could we beat Krillin in pure martial arts? Eric is stronger for sure but we'd be facing Krillin in what he's specifically trained in for the past few decades. Maybe we're better off going pure psychic instead, he's only ever fought the one and Krillin only won that match by confusing him.
>>3440868Agreed. Trying to beat krillin with just martial arts is arrogance on the levels of what we had after namek
>>3440868>Krillin tries to cheat by asking us mathematics questions>"rly Krillin?" >tk throws out of the stage
>>3440893We might be able to overwhelm him with pure power, like many DBZ villains regularly do. However, he's pretty tricky and may have developed some techniques designed to catch someone off-guard, which he did to Gohan in the pre-ToP preparation arc.