You awaken, not exactly clear how much time later, but you do.And with sweat rolling down your forehead you gasp as you sit up.Nervously looking around you realize you are in an unfamiliar place, a small log house.Tension rises as you try to figure things out when a figure enters the room you're in and you raise your hand towards it."Whoa whoa... easy there pardner."A man wearing a cowboy hat walks in."I'm not gonna hurt you."For a moment you try to piece things together but come up with nothing.In your confusion you start asking questions from the man."W-Who are you? Where am I?""I'm the one that found ye washed up on the shore.Thought it might be pretty cold outside so I brought you in.Hope you don't mind."You reach for your mask cautiously and let out a sigh of relief once you feel it's still on."Don' worry. I don' get why you'd want to hide your face like that... but I respect your privacy."The man walks over to you and puts down a tray with some hot soup on it."There we go. You look like ye'r a bit hungry.It ain't much. But I'll gladly share it.">Eat>Don't eat>Other?
>>3375713>EatThank him for the meal. Ask him about how long we were out.
>>3375713>EatI doubt he'd try to poison us. Or that any poison he's got would work.
Glad to see that Eric hasn't lost every shred of humanity in him to the Makai>writing
>>3375785Nah, we've got too big of a heart to lose It to a minor thing like 'hell'. It did toughen us around the edges though.
"Thank you."You graciously accept the food and begin slowly sipping away.It's not the best but right now it feels so good after that tiring fight that you simply don't care.As you chow down your host starts further explaining things to you."You were pretty banged up back there.I tried patching you up to the best o' my abilities but I'm afraid I can't do much without some proper medicine."You look at your right arm and see that it was put into a splint."Sadly... I don' think you'll be able to lift it for a while. Can't imagine what you had to do to get it like that though...""It's okay..."You respond."How long was I out?""I 'unno... Bout an hour or so.That is... I found ya an hour ago. Don't know how long you've been knocked out."Just as he finishes explaining that another figure rushes in, one much smaller than him."Daddy? Is the angel awake?""He ain't no angel pumpkin.Just a man...a real freaky one.""Angel?"You ask him."Aye. Some real strange things been goin' on lately.Darn aliens and such... Then that nasty tornado that was headin' here that blew up.Ain't never seen anything like it... Lil' sunshine here says he saw you falling from the sky.That you an angel sent to save us from the wind and that freak...That true?"You look over to the little boy and try to smile even though your mask is obscuring your face."I'm no angel.I'm human. Just like you."That gets a chuckle out of your host."Human? No friend.I am human. We are human. Been that all my life.But I must admit... You ain't one. Not that there's anything wrong with that.Just that you shouldn't belittle yourself like that."You look down at the sheets still covering you, saddened.It is true that you are quite far from what one could consider human.But hearing it still... hurts a little."Maybe you're right.Maybe I'm not human. But I'm a man. That I know."You toss the cover off of your body and stand up."Whoa whoa! Easy there pardner!You shouldn't be up and about like that.""You said it. I'm not human. You shouldn't worry about me."Tightening your belt you walk over and extend your broken arm to shake your hosts.He takes it after a bit of hesitation and he sees that you don't as much as wince."Thank you for your hospitality...""Oh don't thank me. It's the least I could do to the fella that saved us.But... what are ya gonna do now?">I got some friends to catch up with (Go back to Sala)>The world needs to know the danger has passed! (Go to the president)>I have a call to make... (Call Cabba)>Other?
>>3375878>The world needs to know the danger has passed! (Go to the president)Guess we're Superman now.
>>3375878>>I have a call to make... (Call Cabba)>The world needs to know the danger has passed! (Go to the president)I wanna call Cabba first because I don't think it'll take so long we can't, say, do it on the way to the President.If they're mutually exclusive, call Cabba though.
>>3375878>The world needs to know the danger has passed! (Go to the president)
>>3375878>The world needs to know the danger has passed! (Go to the president)Mr. President!
"I have an announcement to make...The world needs to know that they are safe.""You mean-""Yes. Frost is dead.I took care of it.""So it is true...Well good luck then stranger."Saying goodbye to them you left and giving the mans son a coy little look you took off the ground with a burst of power like fucking Superman.As you look back you see the kid waving his hand for you.Smiling you reach for your scouter to see if it still works."Cabba?""Eric! Thank god!I felt Frosts power disappear and then yours...I thought the worst has come to pass!""Luckily no.Frost is dead but I got knocked out.""He's... dead?""Yeah. I killed him.""I... see."He mumbles to himself something which you can't make out entirely."I... I gotta report this. We'll talk later!"And just like that he cut the line. He sounded upset for some reason...Shaking it off you return your attention to your destination and make your way back to where Frost was hiding, Washington.Landing in the now decently bustling city you landed right in front of the building and entered without letting anyone get in your way.Just like you expected the big man himself was sitting there anxiously."You're back...Does that mean-""Yes. Frost is no more."He sighs with relief."That's good to hear.I don't want to know what he'd have done if he came back.""Well you can relax now mister president.But I have something to ask from you.""What is it?"You look outside."The people are scared. They don't know what's happening out there.They desperately need clarity. Now more than ever. Can I count on you to tell them what happened?To tell the world what happened?"He stands up and looks you straight in the eye."Of course!I'll let them all know what you did son!""Thank you.""But tell me... who are you? Where are you from?"You pause for a moment and consider what to say."It doesn't matter. I'm just a fellow man doing what needs to be done.""I see.Then that's what I'll tell the people. That it was one of them that stood up in our darkest time and saved us!But I'm afraid I can't let such an act go unrewarded. Tell me: Is there anything I could do for you?To repay you even if just a little?">No>Write-in
Hmmm, not too sure what to ask. Earth really won't be the same, and we can't defend all of it ourself.Maybe we can ask to do a speech for world peace or something like that, try and unite the world. Perhaps we could even go tech route with Earth helping us at some point.
>>3375975>>Well...I'm not on the planet much anymore, so I don't really need anything personally, but if you could contact my family and let them know I'm alright I'd appreciate it. >>Oh yeah, one more thing, now that Earth has been exposed to alien life, I'll get in contact with the universal law. They probably have some First Contact Protocol that should help ease you all onto the intergalactic stage.
>>3375994this, support. Also, maybe call Cabba so he can help make the first contact smooth, don't want Earth to get exploited again.
>>3375975>>3375993Yeah. Humanity learned a big lesson after nuking each other into dust and then getting resurrected after an extended vacation in Otherworld. But it's really easy to fall back into petty habits and squabbles now that everything is back to normal, especially for future generations who won't have the unique experience of being in the afterlife.
Hmmmm... setting up earth for integration into galactic society?Huh...I thought you guys wanted a private island.Well whatever. Works for me>writing
>>3376056I mean...the genies out of the bottle now isn't it? We killed Frost here and words going to spread about that. Hell his daddy somehow already knows. Might as well try and integrate them into the galactic community at this point.
>>3376056Island? Bitch please, we cook for Champa, we can probably get a private planet if we really wanted one.
"I don't have much to ask... I don't stay on the planet much anymore.But for the sake of the planet and its people...I'd ask you to calm them down and help unite them.Now that the genie's out of the bottle humanity will need to grow accustomed to the fact they are not alone..."You come to a realization and reach for your scouter."Come to think of it... I know a guy. He's an alien. But a good one.I'm sure he can help us with some sort of First Contact Protocol. But for that to work Earth needs to accept that not all aliens are bad...""I... think I understand what you're saying.And I'll try my best."You nod to him and start making a call."Cabba... Cabba are you there?""Y-Yes. I'm here. Just told HQ what happened. That... that's gonna take a while to process.""Never mind that. I have a question... more like a favor actually.Do you think the SDF could help Earth? The people need to see that not all aliens are a threat.""I..."He pauses."Yes. I can do that.You know... I was thinking that maybe you changed somehow this past week.Killing Frost and not letting him get his proper punishment and all that...Glad I was wrong. Anyways I'll make sure to get some ambassadors from the galactic senate and-""Well I was thinking about you actually.""I-WHAT?!""How do you think people will react if a flying saucer just pops up out of nowhere one day?It's good that you call diplomat's but we need Earth to be ready to greet them. As they are now it's more likely that they'll shoot down anyone who enters!It'd be for the best if you came right now while people are still confused!""G-Gah! Why must you be good at reasoning?!""It's apparently my superpower in this fucking universe.Also, remember me getting shot? Or Plant? Or Ten times gravity?!"Cabba lets out a whimper in his defeat."I'll be down there in a few minutes."He adds."Good.Use the current coordinates of my scouter.There is a green little area you can land on. Look for the big white house."Turning to the President you also inform him."Please don't shoot him down.""Couldn't do it if we wanted to...Frost had everything disabled.""Good."
Yeah, better to unite the world peacefully now that everyone is scared. There is nothing that motivates so much the formation of a utopia in which all collaborate despite their differences than learning about the existence of guys who can destroy planets by sneezing
With things taken care of and set into motion you excused yourself from the area and headed back where Sala and presumably your friends are.Along the way however you caught a few... interesting tidbits of information. Not just what they are but HOW you managed to acquire them.Simply flying above the city at mach 10 allowed you to see and comprehend stuff happening below.More specifically on one TV screen where the news networks were all filled with talk about You and your battle with Frost."Numerous people reported the sighting of the alien overlord Frost fighting with another figure.However their movements were too fast for even high shutter cameras. So we only have very few images to show you of the incident.""Uh-oh...Good thing I was wearing a mask.Would be bad if someone recognized me."Landing down in the park near your former flat you come across your friends who are positively loosing their shit."What the fuck Eric?!"Sam asked."What?""It was like the coming of the fucking apocalypse down here!Earthquakes, windows shattering, FUCKING STORMS! What the HELL?"Sala gives him an odd look and you calm her down."It's just an expression."Before turning back to Sam."There was a problem and I took care of it.""By ALMOST wrecking the planet?!""That jerkoff could've blown it up with a sneeze! So yeah... this was a better outcome."Your friend then shuts up as he's stunned by this little factoid.Meanwhile Sala just stretches her arms out as she addresses you."Mmmmmm.... Not to be ungrateful D but can we get going?I like this planet and the clean air but it's a bit boring to me. Not to mention the locals not liking me much.Nice job on wrecking that guys shit by the way.""Thanks.">Yeah. Let's bounce.>Actually... I think it'd be best for you to stay here. Unless you WANT to meet Champa...>How about we hang a little? It's been a while since I was here.>Other?
>>3376185>>How about we hang a little? It's been a while since I was here.>>Plus I did promise you some actual Earth food didn't I?
>>3376056A private island would have been pretty sweet, especially considering how much our menagerie of people keeps growing, but we could probably just claim an uninhabited planetoid or something, if it comes to that. Asking for a whole island on earth just means that it would be constantly monitored by, like, everyone.
>>3376185I’ll second this: >>3376198Plus we should also probably break the news to her about Eric being Champa’s personal chef/semi-disciple/servant.
>>3376185>>How about we hang a little? It's been a while since I was here.
Rolled 21 (1d22)>>3376198SupportI got work guys, so try not to get Eric killed.Android of the day is
We roll a 21In a notdate with notandroid 21THE DICE GODS HAVE SPOKEN
Imma go grab food real quickbe right back
I'm back and I see nothing has changed.Date with Not!Android21 it is>writingThe question is... which do you want?Home cooking or a restaurant?
>>3376283Home cooking. Duh.
>>3376283Restaurant, we have to expand our culinary horizons
"How about we stay a while? It's been a while since I was here.And besides, I promised you a meal, didn't I?"Sala stares at you for a moment and she breaks out in laughter afterwards."Ahahahaha! You're just as crazy as in the Makai D!Okay. Let's hang around in the place where people want to kill me!"Cracking a smile you grab her by the hand and drag her back to your apartment."That's the spirit!"The rest of the guys follow you moreso out of necessity rather than any actual desire to do so. You can't blame them though, they've seen some shit today.You wonder if you looked just like them when you started out with all this crazyness.But it doesn't really matter.Once back inside the confines of your former home you seated your "guest" down and got to doing your work.The lack of your usual equipment as well as most ingredients you've come to like made you a bit disappointed in your friends but then you remembered that you used to share their bad taste.Doing your best with what you got you quickly made some spaghetti, the same food you managed to woo Champa with and served it to your friends.Sam and Dominika naturally started taking the piss but you shut them up and told them to eat.Even as they raised their food to their mouths they remarked how shit it must be and how they'll die from it.However once they filled their pie holes they fell silent real quick."Victory is mine!"You say in a cocky manner.The skills you've attained serving the most dangerous being in the universe clearly shone through your cooking and managed to enthrall your friends.And as they found themselves enamored by your cooking Sala also started getting more curious about the dish in front of her.After smelling it thoroughly she carefully took a little bite out of it and her eyes started to glimmer as she squee'd in excitement."YUMMY!"She screamed."I'm glad you like it!"But as the folks at the table get cheery and their hearts are filled with happiness as they taste the work of your passion something... unexpected happens.The lock on the front door silently unlocks and you only notice it due to your heightened senses.Turning to the entrance you see the door creaking open as a figure steps in."Oh no..."You speak up.A voice can be heard as the new figure steps in."Hello? Anyone home?Bro?"
>>3376425Oh nevermind I was only voting because I thought there was a stalemate
>>3376424AlsoOh no.quick! Stop time!
>>3376432Well... there was but I said: Fuck it!
Oh God! Oh fucking God! It's her!You shudder as your mind is overwhelmed by a myriad thoughts, each stronger than the last and together they bind you.Your body feels heavy, your legs freeze in place and you loose the courage to do much of anything, let alone escape.And as you stand there frozen in fear you hear her words snapping you back into reality."ERIC!"She jumps forward and wraps her arms around you.Tightly she squeezes you as tears start running down her face."I WAS SO WORRIED!""E-Elena! Let... Let go!Please!""I SAW THE TV AND I KNEW IT WAS YOU!WHY DID YOU DO SOMETHING SO STUPID?!HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING SO STUPID?!"She starts barraging you with questions as she strengthens her hold, nearly causing your kidney to fail.Your little sister Elena does not share many traits with you, for starters she's very short, meaning that she has her arms wrapped around your sides and her squeezing is not particularly pleasant.>T-THIS IS THE STANCE! (Time-skip out of danger)>P-Please! Let go!>Sala! HELP!">Other?
>>3376476>OtherHug her back, dummy. And maybe heighten our defenses so that our organs don’t get pulverized.
>>3376476>Calm down and face your death like a man>Apologize to your sister, tell her you're a superhero now!>Give her a quick rundown on our adventures (Censor some of the more brutal Makai stuff)>O-Offer her a plate?
>>3376483Supporting, MENTAL and FEELS endurance.
>>3376476>>T-THIS IS THE STANCE! (Time-skip out of danger)
>>3376476>P-Please! Let go!
>>3376476>>Other?Give her a hug! Distract her by describing a very large cat(Champa)!
>>3376476>T-THIS IS THE STANCE! (Time-skip out of danger)ZA WARUDOTOKEYO TOMARE!
>>3376476>T-THIS IS THE STANCE! (Time-skip out of danger)
>>3376483>>3376493>>3376476Can we combine the two most popular votes? Timeskip Into a safer return-hug?
>>3376483Support switch from >>3376502No time stop show off immediately.
>>3376550I'd be ok with this.
A'ight. I think I can work with this>writing
As her hold on you grows unbearable you resort to desperate measures. THIS IS WHAT YOU TRAINED FOR!And in a blink you disappear from sight.Elena watches and grasps at empty space with eyes full of tears when you gently hug her from behind."I'm sorry."You whisper into her ear as you pull her in."I didn't mean to make you worry sis...I just did what I had to."She slowly turns around and gently hugs you back."Don't scare me like that again...""Of course."After a few minutes of silence spent in the embrace of your little sister things start to break apart however when reality starts to settle down for her.Things like you disappearing into thin air, the pink bubbly little girl in her peripheral vision as well as her now confirmed suspicion that you just manhandled Frost.Understandably her kind feelings as a sibling disappear as she's overcome by rage and fear.She pushes you away and takes a good look at you.It doesn't take long for her to realize you look nothinng like how she remembers you, not to mention your outlandish attire.And if all that wasn't enough Sala also decided to be a pain in the ass by greeting her."Hi!""KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"She screams at the top of her throat and she starts to wag her finger between you and Sala."W-WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT'S GOING ON?!"Thankfully Sam offers his assistance and tries to step in."Shocking isn't it?""W-What happened to you?!""Your brother's been hanging out with aliens.""A-A-A-""And now a demon apparently-"It's at this moment that you bump Sam on the head hard enough to knock him onto the ground but not enough to actually hurt him."Thanks for the assistance!"You grumble under your breath.Taking a deep breath you attempt to explain things to your sister."Look Elena... I uh-I've been busy lately.I travel the galaxy with some aliens, experience stuff and... work out a whole lot.I heard that Frost guy came here so I returned to kick his butt. And I did."Admittedly this is a LOT for her to take in but the continuous nods from your two flatmates and the presence of Sala helps her acclimate.
"I'm... sorry for not telling any of this to you sooner but...You know how we don't keep in touch. I'd have told you sooner or later once it got easier for me to explain.But... as it turns out this whole shitshow just happened and I had to do something and I-"You pause."Look. All I want to say is I'm sorry. Okay?"She nods understandingly and then looks at Sala."So who is she?""She's Sala, my friend.""Is she an alien?""No she's a demon from He- OH SHIT!""KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"After another couple minutes or so of you trying to prove Salas harmless nature by repeatedly poking her cheek going "See?" Elena finally calms down for good.She looks at your many battle scars as well as your grizzly equipment and asks you this."Does it hurt?""A little.""GOOD!"She then punches your messed up right arm at full force and you let out a little whimper as tears swell in your eye."O-Ow....""THAT'S for making me worried SICK!"She then punches you again and again, giving her reason for it each time."THIS IS FOR DISAPPEARING WITHOUT SAYING A THING!THIS IS FOR NOT TELLING ANYTHING TO ME! AND THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A DUMB SHIT BROTHER!""Ooooooooow."*phew*"That's better."She continues."So... I assume you don't want me to tell this to them.""I'd thank you if you didn't.""Thought so. That I can do.But I'm still not through with you! You got a lot to answer for Mister!"Sam then steps in."Erm Elena... are you sure bullying your brother is a good idea?He can bench press the planet after all-""I'LL DO TO HIM WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE WHEN HE ACTS LIKE AN IDIOT!""S-Scary...""But I'll forgive you for making your lovely little sister worried on one condition!""And what is it?""I wanna go to space!"She looks at you with a glimmer in her eyes.>I guess I have no choice>ABSOLUTELY NOT!>Other?
>>3376712>I guess I have no choiceYou wanna meet God too?I know both of them.
>>3376712>Other?Let's see.Punching Cabba in the face = retribution for getting shot at.Volunteering him for diplomat duty = debt repaid for 10x gravity on New Salada.I think he still owes us for some other stuff though, mind's kinda foggy at the moment.But at any rate, I think that he'd make an excellent attendant for Eric's sister, seeing as how he's an expert at dealing with pushy women. And it'd be better to set her up with someone experienced in dealing with intergalactic matters rather than have her faff about in Earth's nascent intergalactic space program as it goes through its growing pains.
>>3376712>>ABSOLUTELY NOT!You can't escape this rabbit hole once you are in,
>>3376712>>I guess I have no choice
>>3376712>ABSOLUTELY NOT!>Space is chock full of assholes like Frost. Besides, the planets are kind of a letdown anyways.
>>3376712>>I guess I have no choiceAs if anyone could harm her when we can skip time. SPACE TOURISM HERE WE COME.
>>3376712>I guess I have no choiceI gotta ask, was Elena supposed to have been introduced way earlier and we fucked that when we fucked off to space permanently or did you just think her up for the Frost invasion arc?
>>3376818While I do not know how the QM writes, Dragon Ball itself has a tradition of winging it and capturing lightning in a bottle.
>>3376832We did kind of write in and fuck off forever though. We know about ki now so I guess we can teach people to fly at least.
>>3376818I admit she wasn't an immediate thing, as in I didn't have her planned from the get go.But I did want the Protagonist to have a sibling.And Elena has been created in the background a while ago.So... I guess a bit of both
Anyway it seems that sis-sis will join the Spess club.The question is... how?So while I'm writing I'd like you to do a sub-vote>Take her to Champas and bear the risksOr>She's Cabbas problem now>writing
>>3376712>I guess I have no choiceSounds good to me, on two conditions.You. Swole. Now. Agree to It or no deal. You can either fend for yourself or you can't. Put In the work to be a superhero like bro or you stay on earth.2. Until you get strong, you have a chaperone. No exceptions.
>>3376871>Take her to Champas and bear the risksShe meets all of our friends, stays out of Champa's way and gets trained easier. Boom, done. If we need to, we bribe him with desert. Make Monkey Bread, he'll go nuts for It.
>>3376871>She's Cabbas problem now
>>3376871>>She's Cabbas problem nowWe already have to explain Buu and Sala to Champa. We don't need more to explain.
>>3376871>She's Cabbas problem nowfor now anyways
>>3376871>Take her to Champas and bear the risksShe gets to go ONCE, and she doesn’t go anywhere near Champa or Caulifla under any circumstances. Also, I’m gonna be honest, teaching her the basics sounds like a really bad idea.
>>3376871>She's Cabbas problem nowAnd a combo of this, too:>>3376875Eric is now a target for powerful dudes. They will not be above targeting his family.
>>3376871>>Take her to Champas and bear the risksWe already take everyone else to Champas
>>3376871>>Take her to Champas and bear the risks
>>3376898>implying Caulifla won't just show up anyway >>3376904THE RISKS ARE TOO GREAT
Poor, poor Cabba.>Vote ends hereAt least you're even right now
>>3376926If Cabba balks, we can just give him a rousing speech about his untapped social potential and his proud heritage as a super Saiyan that will enable him to surpass any obstacle.Unfortunately for him that’ll be a speech akin to the one that Abridged Guru gave to Nail before he fought Freeza.
What would Cabba even do with her? Not like he can take her to the Saiyan home planet, that’d be as dangerous as Champa’s planet or more so.
>>3376958Cabba's part of the Space Police. I'm sure knows some very safe and law abiding planets he could take her too.
Ara ara, sis hit us in our wrecked arm and then demands space?I say we teach her a lesson. We must show off our kids, and talk about how much more well behaved they are than her, and how much better we are than their good for nothing mum
You point at her."On two conditions!""W-What?""You do like your big brother and hit the gym. Hard!You don't know what space is like but I do! There are things out there... nasty things... things just as bad or worse than Frost.And until you do, you get a chaperone! No exception!""But-""NO BUTS!"She starts pouting."Mmmmmmm fine!""Okay... We have a deal."You take out your scouter and start making a quick call."Cabba... are you free?""I'm kinda in the middle of something right now!I'm talking with the president!""That's cool. He said he owes me.All I want to say is that I want you to call me once you're done.""Why? What's wrong?""Nothing. Just call me when I'm done.""O-Okay.""Bye."You hang up on him and turn to your sister and hand the device over to her."Here. It's a space headset that has a phone app.""Cool!""Some guy is gonna call you on it.Tell him to pick you up. If he gives you any shit tell him: Eric will tell on the princesses.""W-What princesses?""Both."You smirk."That's all you need to say.""Uh-huh...""Tell him to take you sightseeing.Maybe ask him to teach you a few tricks.It'll be fun. But don't be out for too long. The guy has a job to do.""Kay. Thanks bro!"She leans in and gives you a hug.After separating from her however you have to say goodbye."Well... it's been fun and all but I also have a job to do.I got hired by this one guy as a chef and I kinda skipped out on work for a whole "week".Wouldn't want the boss to get angry."Then you turn to Sala."Ready?""Yeap!"She pats her tummy."Thanks for the food.Oh and Earthlings! We'll be in touch!"Sam awkwardly laughs and waves her off.
>>3376983Taking her to anyone on Champa's world is a terrible idea, they're gonna think she's hiding her power and accidentally kill her with a lovetap.
>>3376992>We told her to trainOh no.
Walking outside you asked for the Supreme Kai one last time who then took the two of you back to Champas palace."And that should be the end of that."He says with some mild annoyance in his voice."Please refrain from calling me in the future. For I have more pressing matters than transporting others."You give him a little bow."Thank you Supreme Kai.I won't forget your kindness."After yawning a bit Fuwa speaks up."Don't mention it.I'm just glad things turned out well. And that your potential finally blossomed!Take care! Kai Kai.""What did he just say D?""I have a decent idea but... I'm not sure I want to test it out yet.""I see. Well do call me when you're in the mood 'cause I'm interested.""Will do..."You reach for your arm."However I'd like to walk this one off first.""You gonna ask that angel?">Of course!>Nah... I don't want to impose on her.>Other?
>>3377129>Of course!She'll probably be pretty interested in the details of the fight
>>3377129>Of course!Mummy angel is always reliable.
>>3377129>Of course!More so she can take a good look at Eric for the first time in weeks or months depending on the time dilation fuckery.
Say it with me folks: Mommy!>writing
>>3377238ill call her mommy
>>3377238>>3377244I'll call her Mommy if she calls me Daddy.
>>3377254>>3377244>>3377238Stop this madness!
>>3377258Madness? This is 4chan!
>>33772784channel, you mean.
>>3377278And never will one find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy!
>>3377258Yesss, let the madness continue
>>3377258no. Oh Mommy!
"Yeap. It's been a while since I had an actual conversation with her.""Okay, cool.I'll just chill here in the woods. Hopefully away from the fucking destroyer.""Just steer clear of the big fuck off tower and you're good.Champa doesn't like exercise so he hardly ever moves away from it."Passing on some advice to your friend, you head for where Vados is.Walking through the palace itself almost feels... nostalgic after being away for over two months and makes you realize how attached you've become to it.Inside the library you find Vados sitting and reading some books all by her lonesome."Welcome back!"She greets you."Good read?""Not really. But I'm done with all the good ones so..."She closes the book and looks up at you."How did it go?""I'd say well. Considering the possibilities.""Yes I see that. Quite a lot of damage.But managing to fight a Frost Demon and living to tell about it? That's no small feat.""Killing a Frost Demon..."You correct her."Oh. Oh my.But now I get how you could change so much more in the span of a few hours than in two months..."She stands up from her armchair and waves her wand over your arm."There we go. Better?"You give it a few little turns to break it in."Yeap! Good as new! Thanks!""In turn for my services you could show me what you've learned on Earth!"You pause and give her an odd look before going-"Okay."Spreading your legs a bit apart you clenched your butt and started yelling really loud, increasing both your ki and psionic energies until they reach the upper limit you can handle.But as you finally arrive at this goal your body seems to "remember" what transpired before and slowly starts to change.The previous restriction starts to melt away and your power rises even further until."HAAAAAAAA!"Your hair stands up and turns white as a purple aura of energy leaks out of your body.Radiating with newfound power you look at Vados and ask her this."So... what do you think? I'm not sure what the fuck it is but... I feel... smarter I guess? And stronger.""Most impressive.It seems finally you managed to push your body to its limits. But instead of breaking under the pressure you managed to break through the limitations of your own biology and ascend to a new level of power.""And... by body I assume you mean my brain as well."She nods."Since a considerable portion of your training focused on the mental aspect of things when your body adapted to this new level it obviously extended to your mind as well.How does it feel?""Not gonna lie. It feels pretty great!What should we call it though? Saiyans already got the word Super trademarked..."Vados smiles."What do you say about... Awakened?"
Is Majin Boo influencing us to be more evil? Which wasn't helped being inside hell and killing almost every demon we met?
Aaaand that's about as far as I can go for now.Starting next thread we'll be returning to our regularly scheduled shenanigans within Champas realm...Maybe a bit of Elenas adventures on the side.We'll see.But this is where things will start getting cuhrayzee around here!So let's get to it!Catch you guys later!
>>3377399No. He's thoroughly imprisoned inside you.The only time he potentially COULD do that is when your eyes go black
>>3377405Thanks for running, Not-Som!Since it’s been about a week in real space, does that mean that Champa’s meeting with Beerus is coming up real soon? Champa did mention fasting for a week so he could enjoy Eric’s culinary masterpiece more at the meeting.
>>3377405When do we make beerus jealous of the Big Champ with our cooking?
>>3377408We did it a few times. Would that be a one time permanent change when we used the eyes or it can only happen temporarily when the eyes are active?
>>3377405Thanks for the run not-som, I was wondering though, how much strain would you say Eric's awakened form puts on him, in comparison to other transformations?
>>3377431Less than a super saiyan because it's nowhere near that ridiculous of a boost.At most it's a single digit multiplier... but we'll talk about that more later
>>3377452I mean, our base form is already around Super Saiyan tier isn't it?That multiplier could take us pretty far.
>>3377452I'm gonna guess that while It certainly does Increase our power dramatically, since It's such a weak boost compared to Saiyan hair dyes I'm gonna take a shot and say It opens up the fine control of our abilities.It expands what we can do with our psychic powers, doesn't It? I bet It might help with Ki and Magic, too.
This form combines psychic and ki or psy, ki and magic?
>>3377484A bit above Super Saiyan. I believe we were likened to Imperfect Cell?
>>3377948Well now I guess It depends on what our modifier with this transformation Is, but If It's x5 or higher that effectively makes us Perfect Cell tier, and higher should make us Super Perfect and up tier.Either way, we've hit the beginning of the big boys (before gods) tier. Things are looking up for sure.
With our luck it should be a luck x7 boost.
>>3377429It comes and goes. You can turn it on or off at will.But in cases of extreme emotional outburst it can turn on on its own>>3377641Mostly psychic with a bit of Ki thrown into the mix>>3378011Not... necessarily. Not even close in fact.When Cell first showed up he struggled to do anything a merged Piccolo. Then after nomming entire cities he was able to no-sell him AND android 17. That was BEFORE he became semi-perfect which was another multiplier.
>>3379303But not som, the dice gods have declared the roll earlier. It should be a 21
>>3379303I thought we were likened to Imperfect before Frost, so I was thinking after a multiplier we could reach that.Then again It depends on what you think the numbers are and what the multiplier Is.
>>3379477Yes.Imperfect Cell when he first showed up.When he got wrecked by Piccolo. Not after.That's a pretty big gap
Heyo!No thread today I'm afraid. Too much stuff to do.Tomorrow however I'll most likely be able to run.And I'll try to squeeze in a session on Friday as well.Today however...I thought about it and decided to do a little non-interactive short story, much like the on with the space pirates, detailing Cabbas tragedy with Eric's sister.I think it's preferable to it taking away actual runtime.Unless you object to it of course, in which case we'll go with the original plan.So... What do you think?
>>3381370Sure, I'd be up for a bit of sidestory action. I'll be waiting warmly for your posts.
>>3381370I would be cool with it, I'm always down for interludes and short side sessions to the main story. They usually add to the setting and both the QMs and the anons enjoy them.
>>3381370I'm fine with that. From the way you're wording things, it seems saddling Cabba with his sister is suitable vengeance for the various bullshit Eric'sdealt with being his friend.
Ah sorry, I did that post early in the morning so it wasn't clear.Do you want to actually Play these parts?Or are you fine with me just winging them?
>>3381433Do whatever you want my dude.
>>3381433Whichever Is fine. Besides, If Eric Isn't In the scene we shouldn't have any agency IMO.
>>3381428Hopefully Cabba will grow as much as Eric did when Eric put up with Cabba’s stuff. Maybe not so much explosive combat ability growth as the ability to assert himself in Saiyan society despite his apparent lack of pedigree.
Rolled 19 (1d21)Okay...Let's see where this goes
>>3382082Does Doughboy have Cabba's back?
>>3382082Okay... WHAT IN THE ACTUAL NAME OF SATANS BALLS?! DID A GOD OF DESTRUCTION NUT IN ONE OF ERICS ANCESTORS?!
>>3382086And forgot my pic... great
>>3382086>>3382087I guess Doughboy does not have Cabba's back.
>>3382086What was that roll for that it has you reacting like that?
>>3382086I TOLD YOU MAN HE'S THE DESCENDANT OF VIKINGS FIGHTING IS IN HIS BLOOD
Having nothing to do while waiting for the mysterious aliens call Elena sighed and turned towards Erics flatmates... well, former flatmates."Do you guys still do drugs?""Are you kidding?"Sam asks her while he fakes being offended."I tried shrooms before and they didn't give me as much of a mindfuck as Eric in the past couple weeks.Seriously! We turn our backs and he shows up with Angels, Gods, Aliens and now fukkin' demons!Oh... and by the way, God is a cat. A big fat cat... allegedly."He turns towards Domi who just nods in confirmation."Yeap. Imagine a man sized, overweight purple cat like Barney the dinosaur.Except it looks like a man wearing the most expensive fursuit in the world.And apparently he's god."Not knowing if they are just fucking with her or if she's supposed to take all that at face value she returns to the strange device which her brother left and sighs once more.But to her shock the thing does begin to ring and she quickly picks it up."Let's see... there is only one button so... fingers crossed."*Beep*"Hello?""Hey Eric. I'm done meeting with the president-"But Cabba quickly stops as he realizes something's amiss."Heeeey... who's this?""Erm... it's me, Elena. I'm Erics sister.""His WHA-"Cabbas voice cracks.*ahem*"I mean, nice to meet you Elena.Now please, could you tell me how Erics scouter got to you? Did he forget it?""N-No... He uh- He gave it to me.I'd erm... really like to go to space and he told me you can help."The alien on the other end of the line sighed with disbelief."I see now. So this is what he wanted?I'm sorry, I know this means a whole lot to you but I'm not really-""Also he said if you don't do it he'll tell the Princess.""W-What Princess? Hahahahaha!Silly girl! Th-There are no princesses in space, that's crazy!"Cabba chuckles nervously."Both..."The boy on the other end of the call falls silent."I'll be there in five minutes."
>>3382217Nice.Also Not Som. What was the roll foooooooooor?
>>3382237You think the ride is over?Boy... it has only just begun
>>3382243I don't care about the Ride. I just wanna know what the roll was for!
True to his word the alien did show up in record time with an honest to god space ship floating in the sky.It landed neatly in the middle of the nearby park and Elena quickly rushed to it."Sorry for dragging you out-"She said as she extended her hand."I'm Elena Asulf by the way! Nice to meet you erm-""Cabba.""No last name?""What's a last name?""Oh..."She reeled back a bit in surprise and started overlooking the alien before her."Hey... You aren't like what I expected?""Hah! Why, what did you expect?""I don't know... Something more alien?You look like most boys I know.""I get that a lot. And so does your brother."Cabba then runs his hand through his hair."I'm a Saiyan and our races really look alike. The only differences are in our eyes and hair."Now that he mentions it his eyes are a bit odd but not something Elena could've realized on her own. Not immediately anyway. But his hair is a complete mystery to her."Why? What's so special about your hair?""All Saiyans have black hair by default. It also does not change a bit since the moment we're born."But with the biology lesson over with Cabba reluctantly motions towards the ship."Well... let's get this over with."The boys sour mood being readily apparent for Elena, she decided to try and cheer him up a bit. Or at least mitigate the damage her brother caused because of her."Erm... by the way. Bro said if you do this then he'll consider you "even"."That got his attention."Oh? Really? Well... that's good to know."Stepping inside the girl started to marvel at all the alien technology and even managed to blank out for a moment.So in order to snap herself back into reality and shake off this shell shock she decided to engage the alien with some small talk."So er... who are you exactly? If you don't mind me asking.I mean! Who are you to my brother?""Hmmmm..."The boy muses as he sits down at the pilots chair."Let's see... I guess... friend? Or maybe that's a bit too strong of a word.I guess partners in crime is better. He tagged along with me on a mission and then we just... stuck together.So yeah. We're partners.""Partners? Mission?"She snickered."What are you? A space secret agent?""Ahahaha! Oh no!I'm just a space cop. That's all. A good one.But still just a cop."
"So... anything specific you'd like to see?"Cabba asks."But just so you know I can't take you too far away.Eric'd have my head if anything happened to you.""Hmmmm..."She pauses and starts thinking about it.She thought she knew what she wanted but when presented with everything, she just can't come up with anything.At first she wanted to see the moon but... that's so mundane. No. If she has an opportunity like this she'll use it!"D-Do you think we have enough time to visit Saturn? I always wanted to see it with my own eyes.""Which one is that?""Large gas giant with a ring around it.""Oh that! Yeah I passed it by when I came here.Hold on..."He started fiddling around with the buttons before him."And erm... you'd better sit down.""What? Why?"And just as she said that Cabba tapped the start button and they took off."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!""Here we are! Saturn!""T-That was a second!""I know, I know. But sadly only agents and scouts get the really speedy ships. Since I'm on patrol I'm stuck with this one."For a moment Elena tried to hold back the contents of her stomach before looking out the window and quickly forgetting about all her worries.Her mouth hanged open as she stared at the massive planet before her."Wow...""Heh. You remind me of your brother!He looked just like that when he first started out adventuring in space!""This is... incredible!This is the best day of my life!"Seeing the girls expression Cabba gets an idea."Wanna make it even better?"He walks over to the door of the shuttle and starts opening it.A small barrier erects behind him, separating the cabin from the now voided area as he flies out.At first Elena wanted to scream at him for being so stupid but she quickly realized that the boy knew exactly what he was doing.Within a few minutes Cabba was back with a little "gift"."There you go! A genuine asteroid from the belt of Saturn!"As amazed as she was by the space rock she couldn't help but stare at the Saiyan."What?"He asked."How did you... do that?""Oh that? It's easy!"His body flared up with hot energy as he flexed his arms."This is called Ki. It's the energy that your body produces naturally. Through hard work and training you can use it to do all sorts of stuff.I just created a bubble around me and took some air out with me.""A-And Eric learned how to do that?""Yeap!""Show me!""H-Huh?!""Show me show me show me!PLEASE!"
Reluctantly Cabba agreed only because he had no other option and explained the basics of ki control to Elena."I guess it's a bit hard to grasp if you don't know it...Soooooo... I guess I could show you an example..."Slowly he extended his hand."M-May I touch your hand?"Giving him a warm smile Elena agreed."Uh-huh!"And gently touched his hand.After working through his nervousness Cabba introduced the girl to the world of Ki via first hand exposure.Feeling the rush of energy tickling her Elena gasped in surprise."This... is... AMAZING!""Y-Yeah it is!Do you get it now?""Uh-huh!"She let go and tried to imitate the boy."Haaaaaaaaaaa...""Hah! That's the spirit!But it won't just-"*BEEP*"Huh? My scouter?5... 10... 15? 20?! Thirty... Forty... FIFTY?!"Elena then stops and her power dips once more.Exhaling and relaxing she looks up."How did I do?"Unable to find the right words he just gave her an a-ok sign while thinking: "What the hell is wrong with this planet?!"
>>3382464PL of 50 right off the bat? Pretty respectable.
>>3382464Ahahaha.>U7 suffers from Saiyans being bullshit and overpowered>U6 has overpowered humans instead It's either that or Eric and his sister are the Legendary Super Humans.
>>3382476We're viking goddamnit. It's to be expected.
>>3382476I mean, Goku, Vegeta, and Broly are thr top .01% of their race, so both could technically be true.
>>3382486>top .01 percent of their raceYou mean top 75 percent, surely?
>>3382493In canon he means.
>>3382493>75%Everybody forgets about this guyPlus Goten and Trunks. But honestly it's better to be forgotten than to be Gohan
>>3382495>>3382493Is this a reference to something? I'm not sure what you guys are talking about
>>3382464Viking pride, universe wide.>Our little sister surpasses us in half the time
>>3382506He means there are only 4 saiyans left.So 75% of all saiyans are bullshit
>>3382512Not likely. We’re not exactly going to be letting her visit Makai to fight the Demon King or absorb a Majin, or let Hit beat the shit out of her, or do any of the other nutty stuff we’ve done for training purposes.
>>3382503Does Cell count as a Saiyan?
>>3382616>Insert yes and but actually no meme here
>>3382476Well, 100% of the human race did spend an extended amount of time in Otherworld. Maybe the exposure to supernatural stuff strengthened their bodies, spirits, and possibly minds. A small push with Ki exposure could “awaken” them to a much lesser extent than what Vados did to Eric.
Serious question, should we try to uplift humanity by teaching the public Ki? Would It even be good for humanity to know this kind of stuff? I can Imagine Earth turning Into something like a superhero comic story when people both try to abuse their new power and others step up to stop them.On the other hand, would It be wise to let humanity rely on select Individuals for their safety rather than taking the power Into their own hands?
>>3382858I can’t really see introducing people at large to Ki ending well at all, frankly. Even low ass powerlevels, like 100, can be used to level a mountain, or a large chunk of a major city. All it takes is one asshole having a lot of talent to wreak widespread destruction.
>>3382858well, higher ki levels and the knowledge that their actions are actually weighted by a heaven and gods that exist do make for a pretty good combo. Ki requires discipline too, and it worked out for the namekians. If we go by Toriyama's talks about the far future of u7 and Gohan introducing humanity to ki, everything ends up working out pretty well for them. So maybe not now, but a bit later down the line I think it would be a good thing to spread to earth as long as it's taught properly. Sometimes you just have to have faith.
>>3382858>KiNo way, fag. The way to go is to give humanity psionics. That way they can maximize their mental capabilities and rapidly accelerate progress technologically and culturally, while also not making them a target for evil empires searching for strong minions via powerlevel scanning. Earth would collectively show as being weak, but could probably kick the ass of any invaders with psychic powers.
>>3382880This, keep Earth low on the radar, but strong. Also we can nab any cool techniques that humans make.
>>3382880I should have specified, I really just meant 'Should we give humanity superpowers' and I was using Ki because It's what Dragonball revolves around power wise. I see your points though I bet things would be mostly the same. Everyone has Ki, but does all of humanity have psychic potential? No really, I'm curious because I don't know If It's a thing humanity has or It's just certain Individuals. If they all do though, that could be Interesting to see humanity possibly go through a new form of evolution.
>>3382969Everyone has a sapient mind, so I reckon that yes, everyone has at least some psychic potential
>>3382969I mean, they'll learn about Ki anyways due to being connected to the galactic community, but psionics would be better as it restricts its users to those who actually have good brains, meaning no brainlet is gonna level the Earth.
Imma try and do a session today.We'll see how long it goes. just be aware that at some point I'll have to disappear for maybe an hour or so
>>3382515>>3382493Who's the 4th saiyan? I'm assuming anon didn't count Tarble.
"Awakened Human?I like the sound of that. But we'll see if I can't come up with a better one!"You remark as you turn off your transformation and suddenly feel your body being exhausted."WHOAH!""Hmmm...It appears this power-up is very taxing on your body."Vados observes."Understandable since it seems to affect your cognitive functions as well.""Yeah... I feel like I'm having a bad hangover...""I suggest until you get a better grasp on it to only rely on this form when necessary.Otherwise you could overtax your body very easily.""Noted..."You take a few deep breaths and try to recover a bit.Though you still feel a slight pressure on your brain the lessened strain seems to have a beneficial effect on the rest of your body."By the way... You've been away for a while.Aaaand... you might want to catch up with the others.""That's alright.I was planning on doing that anyway."The question is... who do you want to start with?>The kids>The girls>The folks from Universe 9>Other?
And this is also that time when I'll have to disappear for a while.Fret not, I'm not ded. (hopefully)But I'll try to be back as fast as possible.
>>3383758>>The folks from Universe 9
>>3383758>The girlsHello girls, I can also become a (not)Super Saiyan now.
>>3383758>ChampaWhen's the last time we talked to himAlternatively >kids
>>3383768SupportWe are a good dad. Hopefully, the training session was enough for all of them to make good training routine for the future.
Because we're smarter in Awakened mode does that mean we'll have an easier time stealing our opponents techniques?
Phew. I'm back.And that didn't last nearly as long as I thought.Anyways, time to D A D>writing
It's been a while since you met any of the friends you've made here on Champas planet.But out of all of them it's probably the kids that deserve/need your presence.So in accordance to that you made your way over to where they are.You find them inside your shared room with Oren sitting in a corner and listening to music while Kamin seems to be humming to herself as she's looking out the window.It's she that realizes your presence first and she quickly throws a pillow at her brother."Hey!""Look!"His sister points at you."Hey kids!""ERIC!"They shout at once and rush to you."You're back!And you got stronger!"Oren observes."Did you manage to beat up the bad guy?""Did you bring us something?""Yes aaaand no."You shrug."I kinda forgot and what I got from Hell is weeell... not suitable for you.But rest assured we'll go and do some shopping together.""Promise?""Promise!"They smile for a brief moment before Oren pokes Kamin in the side."Oh yeah... I forgot about it...""Hmmm?What'swrong?""We uh... got a call.""A call you say? From whom?"You raise an eyebrow at that."Planet Plant."And now you're pissed off again."You know you don't have to listen to them if you don't want to.""We do but...""It wasn't an order they sent us. It was a request.They asked us to return home.""...What?""We... didn't get much more than that.We got scared and cut the call after that. Since then they... didn't call back.""What should we do Eric?">If it's that important they'll call back>Ignore it. PlanetMom never had legal custody nor your best interest in mind>They... asked you? Isn't that a bit odd? We should look into it>Other?
>>3383829>They... asked you? Isn't that a bit odd? We should look into it.It's possible they are being bullied by asshole lizards.
>>3383829>They... asked you? Isn't that a bit odd? We should look into it
So... the kids are going to investigate what's that all about.As for you... well...>writing
"Hmmm... You say they asked you?How strange...""Uh-huh.And well... we don't know how to handle it.""I'd say it's worth investigating at the very least-"But before you could continue you hear a loud yell coming from downstairs."ERIC!COME HERE AT ONCE!"It's Champa."Oh shit! Erm...Tell you what: You can check it out if you want to, I gotta go!""Wait what about-""We'll go shopping once it's not so chaotic! Don't worry!"Rushing down the stairs towards your masters voice you arrive in the dining room where Champa and Vados are both waiting for you.Panting you stop and raise your hand, asking for a moment of respite."Sorry! I was a bit busy!What's the emergency?"Champa turns to your teacher and gives her an order."Vados. Get the thing!"With a silent nod she extends her staff and as it glows an object pops out of it and falls into her hands.As she hands the small bundle over, you see that it's a set of black robes complete with a hood and even gloves."Put those on!"You stare at Champa in utter confusion."Why?""My brother just called! He's coming as we speak!You'll stand by my side and introduce the dishes you've prepared! You only speak when spoken to and NO funny business!UNDERSTAND?!"You look down on the clothes then back up at him."And why do you need me for this exactly?""Because you idiot! You're the one who knows what these dishes are!Aaaand I need a taste tester besides Vados.">Fine. I'll play your little game>How about you leave me out of this? I don't want to accidentally piss off a destroyer!>Other?
>>3383875>Sure thing bossChampa is a pretty chill dude so no need to be testy
>>3383875>>Fine. I'll play your little game
>>3383875>You bet boss, but I can't promise no funny business.
>>3383875>>3383884This lets be decent dosnt sound to bad desu
>>3383875>Sure thing boss
>>3383884support>Eric's face when Beerus brings instant ramen
All in favor it seemsIncoherent Chef Rage inbound>writing
"You got it boss!"Putting the large robes you manage to perfectly cover up your body.Standing with arms wide spread you ask Champa if he's satisfied."How do I look?""Perfect!"He sits down in his chair and motions for Vados to take his side and for you to take the other."Now come over here and remember! No talking!"Nodding you silently wait... and wait... and wait until even Champa seems to have lost his patience."Grrrrr! He's doing this on purpose!""Probably."Vados confirms his suspicion.But as you're about to give up you see two figures walking through the door and a quite familiar sensation overcomes you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOjo4LhoiJAA blue man escorting a very thin, almost emaciated looking cat-man.No doubt the brothers of both Vados and Champa respectably. Their presence is exactly the same as Champas, i.e. terrifying.Though you have to admit it IS a bit funny that the overweight Champa has an anorexic brother.The palpable tension does not seem to escape Champas notice who stiffens in his seat and looks...worried? That's a first."What do you want Beerus?"He asks."It's a pleasure to see you again little brother!""Likewise sister!"Vados and her brother quickly exchange greetings while the actual gods are bickering."Aw come now Champa!"His brother responds in a playful manner and the tension coming from him evaporates."I thought it's time for our annual Battle!""That's rich coming from You of all people!Usually I have to cross Universes to challenge you because YOU are always busy sleeping!""Eh... I had nothing better to do so I came.""Yeah right!"Champa growls."More like you want to compete because you know you'll win!"Beerus grins in a threatening manner."Maybe. Does that mean you concede?""NEVER!""Then there is no reason to complain!"He then looks over the room and spots you."Hmmmm? Who's that?""None of your damn business!Just so you know I was dealing with him when you so rudely showed up without announcement!Unlike you I actually take my job seriously and work hard instead of lazing around!"Vados and her brother both let out a little chuckle while Beerus responds."Yeah right! More like busy stuffing your mouth fatso!So... are we doing this or what?"Champa drops his shoulders and sighs."Yeah yeah... let's get it over with."
>>3383972I now regret every choice we've made that has led to what is about to occur.Oh no.What have we done.
I wish we told the kids to wait for us to come along before giving them the go ahead
>>3383994Put on your big boy pants ya pussy, some shit bag is trash talking our boy, the one who brought our whole planet back to life and let's us crash on his planet with all our misfits
>>3384002Erm.... it was actually Beerus who wished Earth back, remember? Twice!
>>3384004Champa told us otherwise didn't he?
>>3384007Yes.Do you think he'd admit it was Beerus?!
>>3384004Ya but in thread 1 champa claims it was him so how did Eric know better?
Something... definitely seems off about this whole thing.One, Champa doesn't look like he's about to fight someone nor is his brother.And two, he never mentioned fighting his brother or being worried about doing so yet here he is, practically sweating bullets."Whis! Bring it out!"Oh so the angel is called Whis. Good to know."Yes my lord!"Waving his staff the angel conjures a... shopping bag?From it he takes out several... instant ramen cups...You almost forget about your place and speak up but then you feel a little tug on your robe coming from Champa of all people.He looks down at the dehydrated noodle soup with an expression of pure horror."This is... not the same!""Indeed! For you see brother this is a special, Limited Time only Holiday Ramen!It is incomparable to the one you've had before!"Beerus gloats with a smug grin."What's wrong brother? You look pale... and slim! Awww don't tell me you've been looking forward to this!Heh. Well... it's not like I didn't come to completely destroy you but still! There is no fun in it if you don't resist.""J-Just shut up and bring out the water!I want this thing over with!""Whis!""As you wish my lord."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBWqvSZXDysAs he was told the angel poured hot water from a heater into each cup and prepared the chopsticks while you waited for the noodles to cook.Much like instant ramen on your planet it was done in a matter of minutes."Right then! Please enjoy!"Whis speaks up and gently pushes the cups forward.Champa immediately opens it up and with a defeated sigh he slowly takes a sip from it.Meanwhile Whis looks at Vados curiously."What's wrong sister? Aren't you hungry?""Sadly I just ate. So thank you but no!"You KNOW that's a lie.But as this discussion transpires Beerus eagerly watches for Champas explosive reaction... which does not happen.Instead after the first bite Champa calmly puts down the chopsticks and gently pushes the cup away from him."It's alright."
>>3384021I'm glad our cooking is at least better than fucking instant ramen.
>>3384021wonder what Champa's going to pull out
Silence falls on the room. A strange, deadly and unbearable silence which urges the soul of all individuals to break it.Beerus then reacts how he expected his brother to as his eyes bulge outward."HUUUUUUUUUUH?!"Even his attendant, Whis seems to be surprised by this.He quickly blinks several times in succession which is much, MUCH more than anything you've ever seen out of an angel before."Eh. It's not bad."Champa then picks up the cup that Vados left there and raises it to you."What about you? This is a rare treat, food from another universe.Care to sample it?"Knowing, or at least suspecting, what that thing is you don't really want to but you get the impression that you don't actually have a say in the matter.So awkwardly you take it and using the provided utensils you take the tiniest amount of noodles into your mouth and sip some juice to it.It's... not bad per se but it's still just junk food. A bunch of preservatives, flavor enhancers and whatever else fell into it on the production line.You look up from the soup and see not one but two destroyers eagerly awaiting your reaction to it.>It's nothing special... (honest)>BLEEEEERGH! I'M DYING! THIS IS HORRIBLE! (overreact)>This is the best thing I've ever eaten! (lie)>Other?
>>3384032The uh.The thing we cooked specifically for this occasion.Beerus is about to explode.
>>3384036>It's nothing special... (honest)Mistakes.Made.
>>3384036>It's nothing special... (honest)I'd be tempted to have Eric give a detailed explanation, but Champa seemed to want Eric to not stand out very much. If Champa prompts us to give a more thorough analysis, we'll do so, but otherwise just keep it short and simple.
>>3384036>This is nothing special...Afraid to disagree with Champa
>>3384036>It's nothing special... (honest)
>>3384036>Genuinely barf/gagBest way to go about things
>>3384036> its junk food, nothing special really.
>>3384037I just realized something. Even though Beerus is used to being spoiled on gourmet food and everything by Bulma, if he still has a foodgasm from Eric's cooking, Bulma is going to have a much harder time bribing him or Whis into doing stuff. I wonder if this means that Eric is going to get BULMA'D if he ever visits U7.
>>3384077I can see this happening
Well that's pretty dang obvious>>3384052You shouldn't be. Not now anyway>writing
You stop eating and give an honest shrug."It's just junk food... nothing special."Champas brother seems to be furious by your answer as you see him grabbing his own ears and kneading them like dough in his frustration.As this is happening you see a faint little smirk appearing on Champas face for the briefest moment before it goes back to being stoic."Okay... let's get this over with.Vados, if you would.""Yes sir!"She then conjures up... oh no.A very familiar looking stasis unit floats in front of you which opens up, revealing the three course meal you designed specifically for Champa and poured your heart and soul into it. The two sets of three plates float out and land in front of the two guests and Champa finally drops the act."Bon appetit!"He smirks.The pair look puzzled by this development however."What's this?""A three course meal I had prepared for just this occasion! Dig... in!"Beerus swallows nervously as he lifts the lid of the first platter and looks at the appetizer mildly disgusted."What is this? Vegetables? What do you think I am some rabbit?Where's the meat?""It's just the hors d'oeuvre.Just try it."Annoyed the other god lifts up some tomato slices along with the cheese and takes a bite out of them.Almost immediately his eyes snap open and he uncontrollably shoves the entire rest of what he had in his hands.Like a starving animal he devours the entire plate in a wild frenzy as Champa simply looses it."MUHAHAHHAHAHHA!I knew it! I knew you'd come to me after the tournament to rub it all in!So... I went looking! I scoured the entire universe for the finest chef I could find!"He then rather harshly slaps your back and you hit the table with your hands."And so I did!""S-Should I remove the-"You mutter."No you idiot! Not yet!"Champa whispers.
>>3384147>"No you idiot! Not yet!">Champa whispers.Oh shit, Champa you absolute mad lad
Neither Beerus nor Whis can help themselves as they dive straight into the main course and manage to eradicate it in two minutes.As they uncontrollably reach for the dessert Champa grins."Checkmate!"Moaning in delight the two deities keep chanting how delicious it all is before they lift the lid off of the last course and Beerus manages to snap out of his hunger fueled trance."L-Look Whis!It's... It's...PUUUUUUDDDIIIIING!""Not just any pudding!"Champa adds."It's a special, one of a kind pudding that never stops jiggling! The Ceaseless Pudding!Make sure you mush it or it'll keep shaking in your belly!"Like the gluttonous demons that they are Beerus and Whis make the dessert disappear and afterwards tap their bellies in satisfaction.However with all the food gone and the fog over their brains lifting they realize what just happened."O-Oh my... that was wild. But I can't recall ever tasting something so... divine! It was positively brimming with flavor and energy! Wouldn't you say Lord Beerus?"Whis observes while Beerus growls in anger."What sort of sorcery is this?"He asks."My new court chefs brilliance!"Champa gloats."So judging by your expression I win this one hands down!"Beerus looks like he wants to make a snide remark but... can't. He physically can't bring himself to compare the instant ramen to your cooking."Tch...""HAHAHAHHAHHAHA!That means we're even! DOESN'T IT BROTHER?!"Beerus looks up in annoyance and averts his gaze from his brother."You..."He asks."Who or... more importantly WHAT are you?">Pull back your hood>I'm just a chef...>I'd rather not. Wouldn't want a destroyer going after my planet>Other?
>>3384183>Pull back your hoodObviously a Saiyan :^)
>>3384183>>Pull back your hood
>>3384183>>Pull back your hood>>I'm just a chef...
>>3384183>I'm just a chef...
>>3384183>>I'm just a chef...>>And most importantly I’m Lord Champa’s Chef.
>>3384205support this as well
So... revealing yourself to Beerus and Whis>writing
You slowly pull back your hood, revealing your facial features to the two deities before you.Flattening the few strands of hair that now stand up due to the hood you speak up."I'm just a chef.Lord Champas chef."They stare at you in utter silence."What?""BWAAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH!"Champa erupts once again."What's wrong Beerus?!""I... can't believe this.I wished your planet back for this?!"That gets your attention."What did he just say?"You ask Champa."O-Ooooh...Erm... VADOS!"He turns to his assistant who begins to whistle.You lean in close to Champa and glare daggers at him."What. Did he. SAY!"*gulp*"Well erm-"This time Beerus also steps in."Oy... Champa.What did you do?"Seeing his brother not responding and getting nervous enlightens Beerus to the truth."Jeez. Hey Earthling-""Huh?""What did my idiot brother tell you? That he wished your planet back?"You give him an awkward nod."Well he lied to you. I was the one that wished your planet back.""W-Why did you do that?""Because."He shuts his eyes."My dumbass brother gathered the Super Dragon Balls for... whatever reason.But when we had a contest and I won with my instant ramen he wanted to use the balls to switch our two Earths.We had a contest to see who gets the Dragon Balls and I won... I sacrificed my wish to get him off my back... and wished back your planet and its entire population.You're welcome.""Lord Beerus-""Hush Whis!Champa made this mess for himself! I don't care what happens to him now that it's exposed!"You turn over to your lord and employer who sits in his chair nervously pushing his two index fingers together."Hee hee...""Why?"You ask him."W-Well...""He wouldn't admit it was his brothers accomplishment.""VADOS!"The angel then looks away and starts whistling innocently once more.Staring Champa down you have a hard time coming to terms with how you feel about this.>Disappointed>Angry>This... doesn't matter>Other?
>>3384344>>Disappointed>>This... doesn't matterDisappointed he took credit for it, but in the end it doesn't matter. Champa gave us a chance to get off earth, learn cool shit and see the galaxy.
>>3384344>This... doesn't matterI mean, at the end of the day we're alive and it's as a direct result of Champa's actions.Even if Beerus made the wish. Champa gathered the balls.
>>3384344>>Disappointed>>"Lord Champa...even if you didn't save my planet....I honestly thought you were better then this.">>"Lord Beerus, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for saving my planet. The Otherworld is a nice place, but Humanity wasn't ready to die yet, and we're doing our best to make sure the second chance you gave us is used to the fullest."
>>3384344>This... doesn't matterEric is alive again and he's getting to meet new people and experience life again. Not too picky about how that came to be.
Regardless of anything else guys, can we atleast try and thank Beerus for saving our entire species? He honestly deserves atleast a Thank You.
>>3384344>Disappointed>This... doesn't matter
>>3384344I'll second this, too: >>3384378Maybe also ask Champa why he claimed credit for the revival of Earth and the human race off the bat. Not angrily or judgmentally, but just out of genuine curiousity.
>>3384344>>DisappointedWow Champa, I thought you were cool...
>>3384344>>This... doesn't matter
So... This is a weird one.The general consensus seems to be that "This doesn't change anything" with some slight disappointment sprinkled inSounds good?>writing
>>3384344>Disappointed>This... doesn't matterAt least the planet was wished back
>>3384407Sound good to me
>>3384407Yep, basically what I was going for
>>3384407Yeah. We’re a little disappointed in Champa for bullshittting, but it ultimately was his actions that led to Earth being brought back, even if it wasn’t his original intention. And he has done quite a bit for us personally, at any rate. Even if, again, it mostly wasn’t his intention.
You look over to Beerus and give him a little bow."Thank you Lord Beerus.My world needed a second chance and you gave it to us.In the name of all humans, I thank you from the bottom of my heart."Returning your gaze to Champa you scowl a bit."H-Huh?!"Shaking your head a little you speak up."I thought you were better than this Champa. You know I respected you a lot. And I still do... But I can't comprehend why you'd do something like this?""It's simple-"Vados speaks up."The sibling rivalry between Lord Champa and Lord Beerus is too strong for either to acknowledge the achievement of the other, regardless how impressed they are by them.""It's true."Whis confirms her."Sibling rivalry huh?"You let out a little smile."But in the end none of this actually matters.You took me in, gave me a new purpose... even if you did so by threatening my planet if I refused...If it weren't for you I wouldn't be here, I wouldn't have met my friends... So in the end I still owe you a lot.Thank you as well!""Phew...""You're lucky Eric is so forgiving-""So what? If he gives me trouble I'll just blow up his planet and be done with it.""Really? Then the last time we spoke and you said you couldn't live without his cooking anymore... was that a lie?""Shuuuush-hush-hush!Shhuuuuut uuuup Vados!""And besides, he has a great effect on you.You already lost weight. Something I struggled to accomplish for hundreds of years."This little tidbit however does not escape the attention of one observant individual."Hmmmm... really now sister?Just what's the deal with this Earthling?""Oh nothing, nothing little brother.He's just a very talented chef who managed to make Champa have a well balanced diet.That's all.""I see."Whis remains skeptical.
"But anyway brother-"Champa continues to converse with his sibling."It seems we are even on this one.""Yeah well... don't get used to it!Once I go back to MY Earth I'll make sure to punish them for holding out on me!Next time you won't have it so easy!"But Champa just wags his finger."Hooold your horses Beerus. We got something else to settle before...""And that would be?""I had my payback, yes. But there is still the matter of our Other rematch!""Oh...""Yes! Do you think I forgot about that?!That finish was complete and total bogus! And this time we'll have none of that!I propose that as a new tradition we'll have a Tournament of Destroyers after each little "Battle" of ours.Starting now!""And why would I agree?""Because dear brother I have what you want! My half of the Dragon Balls!"That got Beerus' attention."Okay but what do you have to gain? Don't tell me you've been collecting them AGAIN for another stupid wish?""No...This time all I want is the sweet sweet taste of revenge!If I win I'll of course have your balls. But you can rest assured, I won't use them to screw you over. Probably.""Hmph. I'm not worried because you won't win. Not in a million years!Remember before your precious Hit threw the match it was Goku who stepped out the ring first like a complete idiot!""Hah! You think I'll need something like that?!Do I have to remind you that I have my own Saiyans now?""And do I have to remind YOU that they can't fuse?""I... Er... Well shit.No matter! Mine are still better! And I'll prove it to you!But I'll need one more team member if we are doing it like last time...Frost is out... That stupid gummy bear Botamo can rot in Hell and I'm NOT bringing someone you can beat by yelling!So that leaves..."He turns to you."Ah perfect! I don't even need to fetch you!Do you want to be my fifth member? You can be the reserve.""Re-"You want to complain and protest violently but Vados of all people stabs your foot with the bottom of her staff.Looking up at her you see she's plotting as well.>Yes. I graciously accept>No, but I know a guy (write-in)>Other?
>>3384517> yes i graciously accept.>whisper to vados "im only doing this becuase i like you"
>>3384517>Yes. I graciously accept
>>3384517>>Yes. I graciously accept
>>3384517>Yes. I graciously acceptOh Great.This will be painful.
>>3384517>Yes. I graciously acceptReserve my ass. We’re gonna end up fighting Goku or Broly or Vegeta and get the shit kicked out of us, aren’t we?
>>3384557Nah. Goku is Hits, Cabba is Vegetas, and Caulifa or Kale, hopefully Kale, are going to be fighting Broly. We're probably going to fight Gohan or Piccolo.
>>3384517>Yes, I graciously accept >Ask about the rest of U6's participants It goes without saying that the girls are gonna be in this, but if Hit and Cabba are busy with their work, maybe we can recommend the twins if they haven't fucked of to see what's up with Plant.
>>3384517>Yes. I graciously acceptPerhaps we could convince them to add in 2v2 matches because I think two timeskip users fighting at the same time would be awesome and TWICE AS UNBEATABLE .
>>3384563Probably Gohan.We beat Frost who was stronger than Piccolo even before his cheaty poison.And Jobhan hasn't lost nearly enough yet.I look forward to hijacking all of Goku and Vegeta's cool moves.
>>3384563I feel like Buu is a more likely opponent then either of those, although if we're lucky you'll be correct. You're probably right about us not having to deal with Goku, Vegeta or Broly at least.
>>3384591I wonder how the two Buu's would interact?I hope we get a better relationship with our Buu soon, because I'm not liking how things are between us right now. Not liking it at all.
>>3384591>>3384620...oh god, are we going to end up facing. /fit/Buu?
"I graciously accept Lord Champa!"While bowing you cock your head to the side and whisper to Vados."But only because you asked nicely."She returns a smile as you straighten your back."Okay that's settled then!"Champa announces."Let's say we'll hold the tournament in... about a week.That'll be enough time to gather the balls. How about it Beerus?""One week? That's kinda long isn't it?""I'M SORRY WE DON'T HAVE THE LUXURY OF A DRAGON BALL LOCATOR!""Okay, okay! One week it is.""Great! Then it's settled!Now could you please leave? You've been sullying my planet for long enough!Chop chop!"Rudely Champa pushes his guests out the front door and waits until they fly away on a beam of light."Phew... I thought they'd never leave!Vados! The plan!""Right away my lord."Extending her wand Vados begins to project what appears to be brackets and Champa walks over to point at them."Okay Eric! We don't have much time! So I'll explain my strategy quick so you and the others can get to prepping for the fights!""Okay but what the fuck was that?! Reserve my ass! I want to contribute!""I know that! But Beerus doesn't! He thinks you're just some Earthling not worth mentioning.Now shut up and listen!"He points at the diagram."The rules are simple. You have a stage and a barrier surrounding it. Touching anywhere else, i.e. the ground means you ring out and loose!The other way of winning is knocking out your opponent, however killing is forbidden.And here's the important bit! Fights are one on one with each team deciding the order in which the fighters participate.If contender 1 wins his match then they go on to fight the second fighter of the opposing team. Got it?""So... potentially one man can wipe the entire enemy team?""Precisely!Now... here's where my plan comes in."Champa then marks the first two participants of the enemy team."Beerus doesn't like change. If something works he'll stick to it because change is too much trouble.Knowing this it's pretty easy to guess who his first two fighters will be. Two powerhouses that are ridiculously strong.Beerus relies on them constantly! So much so that during the last tournament he filled the last position with a friggin postman he was so certain of his victory!""So?""So... I doubt anyone in our universe could beat them one on one...However-"Champa then starts drawing lines."Two on one..."Reality then dawns on you as you watch his scribbling and put two and two together."You want to sacrifice four members of our team just to take out two guys?!""Yeap!"He says, proud of his idea."The others will do the heavy lifting while YOU will do the cleanup afterwards!Brilliant, isn't it?">Y-Yeah...>Actually, I have a better idea (write-in)
>>3384638>/fit/Buu"TURN INTO PROTEIN!"
>>3384647>>Maybe you should ask Hit? He's fought these guys before apparently, and he's the best assassin in the universe, if anybody can figure out how to beat these guys it will probably be him.
>>3384649“NO MAJIN-DONO, YAMATE!”
>>3384647So wait, Is this actually a good idea? And what does he mean by two on one? I'm sorry, I'm confused.
>>3384647Excuse me what the fuck, this is gonna end in our ass being kicked.Although, we have portals. We can just make them punch the ground outside the ring.Enjoy the DQ, hahaha.
>>3384676He means the entire rest of the team will try to blitz down Goku and Virginia and you fight the other 3
>>3384690>Beerus brings Broly, Freeza and Android 17 "Oh no"
>>3384647>Y-Yeah..>>3384689That seems to be his plan actually. Tire out goku and vegeta to the point one eventually loses and the other wastes most of their energy and stamina, then Eric tricks them with a quick portal straight out the ring.
>>3384690>Goku and VirginiaKEK
>>3384647I'll second this: >>3384667Maybe also inquire about getting training sessions in. I'm going to assume that fusions are against the rules, but nothing says that we can't try our level best to train against an absurdly strong fusion as a way of improving, particularly Hit.
>>3384690So....he wants us to fight Piccolo....and probably Gohan....and Gods Forbid BROLY, all at the same time?Motherfucker, we JUST got out of Makai like two days ago, we do NOT want to pay Otherworld a visit again that soon Free Sunday Or Not!
>>3384690Oh, shit>>3384693>brings Buu> *confused stomach eldritch noises*
>>3384647So we could agree with the plan and try to fight the weaker 3... but that might not work. Hell, we might end up fighting Goku after all.Alternatively, we could suggest going *first* and doing something like >>3384689Suggested and try to cheese at least Goku out. If nothing else, Hit can beat Vegeta If we can't get Veg-o-matic to fall for the same tricks.
>>3384689>We can just make them punch the ground outside the ring.>Enjoy the DQ, hahaha.That would likely be frowned upon real hard by everyone 'cept Champa.However, if we baited them into a charging attack and opened up a portal to make them crash into the ground with their entire body, then they'd have no recourse.
>>3384701Honestly bringing Broly will be a riot.>beat tired Vegeta who's just used most of his energy to beat Hit>with timeskip>DO IT BROLY!>Broly flies straight through a portal and slams into the ground. Instant DQ.
>>3384701Well by same time, he expects to fight one and win, then fight the other and win, then fight the last one and win.It's literally the opposite of Beerus's strategy. His powerhouse Is In the front, Champa's last hope Is In the backline.
>>3384719Watch him Ignore tournament rules and fly straight back Into the ring to kick the shit out of us. Nobody ends up Intervening because they're too busy watching the fight.
>>3384734This is when we portal him into the void of space. We can both ignore rules, Broly.
>>3384719HahahahaKeked at >DO IT BROLY!>Portal DQPerhaps within the week we can create a new move? Perhaps by modifying our null bomb, we can make a gravity bomb instead and drag them out of the ring.
>>3384719It would be pretty funny if Eric got into the ring with Broly, started freaking out about how crazy Broly is, then realizes he's basically Kale with a dick and just matadors him out the ring.
...So should we agree to the plan, or try to go first or something?
>>3384742Would that make an actual lime colored saiyan?Questions for later...>>3384689>Portal DQ>Vegetas face whenNot a good ideaAlso, while there is a lot of theorizing I only got like... 3 actual votes.So by default this >>3384667wins>writing
>>3384769us going first wont do anything but i doubt our ability to sweep even 2 fighters from universe 7
>>3384773Shit... forgot my Vegeta reaction image
>>3384784>Vegeta being angry from the sidelines. Again.I think he's still recovering from getting clapped in the ToP and being forced to watch Goku fight alongside Freeza.
>>3384794Nah. Now he's suffering from an existential crisis brought upon him by a fucking nobody that clapped both his and Kakkarots asscheeks, making him only the third strongest Saiyan
>>3384808Yeah.Except he ALSO knows Goku didn't even go all out with UI.Not that it's an at-will thing.
>>3384818Disqualification. >>3384808Atleast he has the satisfaction of knowing Golden Freeza got completely pounded by LSS Broly for an entire hour.
>>3384808That's gotta sting the most. Born a super elite warrior, told from the getgo that you're unprecedented prodigy amomg your people, then get surpassed by two complete nobodies, one of which was a trash low class warrior sent on a baby suicide mission and the other some hick that doesn't know what a shirt is. Seriously at least he had over a decade to get over Goku's bullshit, only for it to happen again.
>>3384647>Champa wants us to sweep what’s probably going to be Broly, Freeza, and another fighter, which could be either Gohan, Piccolo, or BuuWe are so fucking screwed
>>3384863...Ah fuck. I honestly forgot about Freeza. Yep. We are 100% fucking boned. That's Freeza, Broly, Goku, Vegeta, and maybe Buu.And we're supposed to hold off Buu, Freeza, and Broly. We are going to die. Atleast we can get that free sunday from King Yamma now.
>>3384872Perhaps we could learn the vital points of them from hit. Might even get a bonus against Freeza since we're used to fighting frost demon(s).
>>3384877The secret is hitting them in their dewclaw. Or Gleeborp. However, you gotta hit it in the right way to stun them or you'll just be sending all kinds of mixed messages.
"Didn't Hit participate in the last fight? Maybe we should consult him! He's the best assassin in the universe after all!""Technically true-"Vados confirms."But the key word is Assassin.Hit always worked alone so he doesn't know much about fighting in a team.However it is true that he has the most experience fighting Goku and Vegeta. After all he ringed them both out.""He did?!"Vados nods."But to be fair one was a sucker punch that wouldn't work again.And the second one was his opponent forfeiting.""Well we should still hear his input I say.Maybe we can formulate a better strategy based on it.""Alright but do keep in mind that we have very limited time available to us.While we search for the Dragon Balls you all should prepare to the best of your abilities.""That's what I was planning on doing Vados."Not wasting much time you head out to where Hit is and coincidentally the girls as well.They notice your approach and they all stop whatever they were doing with Caulifla casually approaching the god of destruction."What's up Champa?""What's up is that y'all are gonna fight in the Second Tournament of Destroyers!""And why would I do that?""Because Son Goku will be there.""...Kale! We're going!""Y-Yes sis!"Meanwhile you approach Hit and start explaining the situation to him."I see. So Champa wants to do that all over again. Very well. I could use some entertainment.But you said something about a strategy?"You explain Champas plan to him and what he expects."I see. That's actually not a bad idea. I could probably take out one of them...And if three Saiyans dogpile them then we might actually have a chance of beating them.""Are they really that strong?""You have no idea.They are both around the level of a God of Destruction."You swallow nervously upon hearing that."I managed to knock one of them out easily but I had the element of surprise on my side.I doubt I could pull it off again. Unless I improve that is."
>>3384872I mean.They might be able to entice 17.
>>3384872Not even hold off, we’ve got to beat them all, in succession. The only way I could conceivably see us winning is if Freeza comes first, and we manage to pull one over on him with tricks, then we manage to piss of Broly enough that he goes LSSJ, loses any capacity for cognitive thought, and we’re able to fool him too. And then Buu we could probably just trick again honestly, even after we used the same tricks on the other two I feel like he’d still fall for them. But that’s like, the only possible order I could see is winning this in, and even the Broly thing is kind of sketchy. He might just be strong enough in base to overpower us anyways, and we wouldn’t even last long enough to piss him off.
I wonder if hit would improve any by training with us with our transformation
>>3384914Increase our time skips even further, it's ALL ABOUT TECHNIQUE!
"What can you tell me about them?""They are Saiyans. Like your friends over there. But on a whole other level.One of them was capable of holding up Caulifla and Kale at their maximum with minimal effort.Only by fusing did they manage to turn the table on him for a while."*gulp*"S-Stronger than Kefla?! Holy shit...""I have no doubt in my mind that it was their contribution which lead to the victory of their universe.As for the others... I admit I didn't pay them much attention save for one or two.But they are nowhere near as impressive.""And you're saying me beating three consecutive opponents is the only way?I wouldn't last against those saiyans?! AT ALL?"Hit pauses and then asks this."How long is your current time-skip?""One tenth.""Then no.But do keep in mind, that is the worst possible scenario.What I'll say is this: We still have time until the tournament, right? Prepare as much as you can and we can decide the turn order on the spot.And who knows... maybe you won't have to fight three opponents.Last time one of them dropped out because they failed a test and another was a mailman.""Test? What test?""It's a simple test meant to determine your cognitive functions.The two criteria are that no machines nor animals can't enter.But it's a nice bonus that no imbeciles can enter.""I see. So I shouldn't worry?""No. You'll pass it easy.""Great!"You entwine your fingers and give them a good crack."Then let's get training!">Pick a sparring partner>Hit>Caulifla>Kale>Both Girls>ALL OF THE ABOVE!
Y'all nibbers were throwing around scary words like "Broly" and "Buu".It seems you forgot about a little detail...
>>3384903Looks like it's back to the demon realmI think if we prioritize we could figure stuff out. All we really need to do is max out time skip and then place our opponent on the outside ring, then we use portals and against the last one we improvise.This is all just hyopethetical though, not a fleshed out plan
>>3384920>>ALL OF THE ABOVE!NO PAIN NO GAIN
>>3384920>>ALL OF THE ABOVE!>>TRAIN OR DIE ERIC! TRAIN OR DIE!
>>3384922Master Roshi is pretty swole at the moment. And he's wily enough to foresee most tricks that Eric might throw around.
>>3384920>ALL OF THE ABOVE!>add U6 fightersWe need a bunch of opponents to be sure we don't become used to fighting one
>>3384933Seriously might even add going to makai again to max out training
>>3384935Yes. They can't pass the test
>>3384922I notice you didn't cross out the possibility of Freeza. So we're still fucked.
>>3384920>ALL OF THE ABOVE!What other choice is there really
>>3384937She ran off with Champa, unfortunately. We didn’t even get to ask her to put us through the harshest training she could think of that we could get done in a week before she left.
>>3384933Guys im seriois, we need everyone in this. We got a week and we're only imperfect cell level.
>>3384922Right, I can't see either passing a written test. Though I do hope Buu comes anyway and he and Eric instantly notice eachother.
>>3384943WHY IS EVERYONE FORGETTING 17 EXISTS.
>>3384943Freeza probably has better things to do, being the ruler of the galaxy and all that.
>>3384920>>ALL OF THE ABOVE!
>>3384935>>3384942Now, let's be fair here, Broly isn't an idiot, he's just COMPLETELY uneducated. Give him a year or two to get Educatumicated and he could pass the test fine.
>>3384920I just want a chance to visit U7 earth for a few days. Get some of that technology/martial arts
>>3384920>ALL OF THE ABOVE!
You fools, picking them all will spread us to much. We can't reach that strength so quickly so we need to pick a focus
>>3385006Well Erics bread and butter seems to be "No pain no gain".Start worrying only when the players decide to just jump into a fucking Black Hole for "Training"Anyway>writingAnd this is gonna be the end for today.I don't want to start the fight scenes because then we'll stay here forever
>>3385030Reminds of a bleach quest where they had ichigo stab himself in the heart because some players reasoned that since rukia did it to him earlier it would result in a power-up. The QM just killed ichigo instead and loled at the screeching retards afterwards
>>3385089Granted there are arguments to be made for both sides...On one hand the QM could veto an obviously retarded move while on the other the players should know better than to commit sudoku like that.But I 'unno.Just promise me you won't vote to drink gasoline in one vote and light a smoke in the next and we'll be fine
>>3385089Was it ichigo stabbing himself? I never read this quest you are talking about but i heard it was that they had the MC get stabbed in the heart by Aizen
>>3385100I promise nothing.
Oh hey. If we end up against Piccolo we may actually have a shot if we can surprise him.If Gohan actually decides to participate however...
>>3385101Yes players decided to stab themselves
>>3385101Yep. They voted>>Kill yourself>>By stabbing yourself in the heart
>>3385121hopefully since the fate of the world/universe isn't at stake gohan, 17 and 18 aren't interested in fighting
Feeling the old, residual Slayer parts bubbling to the surface you ask Hit this."So... are you ready to throw down?"Hit then smiles and takes his hands out of his pockets."I thought you'd never ask."Grinning you turn over to the girls."How about you Caulifla? And Kale?""How about what?""Getting some training in!""Awright! Sweet!Let's get to it!"Then she notices you and Hit facing off and starts scratching her head."Wait... I'm confused. Who do I fight again?""Me."Hit then gives you an odd look."I thought we will be the ones to fight.""That is also correct!"You give them a menacing grin."I'll be fighting all of you!"They all exchange a look that tells you exactly what they are thinking."Is he retarded?"But out from the shadows steps a mysterious figure.One you know very well."Ignore him. D has a penchant for some good brawls!"The Saiyans and Hit assume their stances and start questioning her."Who are you and how did you get here?!""Relax guys!"You calm them down."This is Sala. A friend I picked up from the Makai... or the Demon Realm if that sounds better.""And between having to cover my ass and putting D's back together I got pretty decent at dressing wounds.So knock yourselves out. I'll try not to let you die.""Thanks Sala but I think we can play nice and carefu-pffffft HAHAHAHA!Okay. Get some alcohol from the pantry we'll need the disinfectant and the sedative!""Got it D.Try not to wreck this planet..."While cracking your neck your eyes start to turn slowly black."Okay... Let's do this!"
And I'm tapped out...Tune in next time when we're entering the FUCKBOX!Hopefully we can get out without any lasting injuries.Anyway I hope y'all had fun.I'll stay in touch and try to cram in at least one more session probably on Friday.However the weekend is absolutely off limits for me right nowTake care
>>3385152Thanks for running, Not-Som!
>>3385152Good run Not Som. Hope to see you Friday.
Rolled 20 (1d22)>>3385140Fuck, I thought the option was free for all, not World Star On that note, android of the day is....
>>3385152Wooooooo! Fuckbox!Thanks again, Not-Som, see you Friday.
>>3385140>While cracking your neck your eyes start to turn slowly blackLooks like Buu wants to help us train, too.
>>3385165Dr. Gero blesses Eric.
>>3385152We’re gonna get curb stomped. But it will be an educational curbstomping, at least.
>>3385140Sala is just adorable.
>>3385165>mfw my creations do the exact OPPOSITE of what they were supposed to do>mfw a fellow human from a parallel universe will finally fulfill my wish of getting revenge on that xeno scum Goku!>mfw I must use meme magic from hell to aid him in his quest
>>3386322Truly he is a hero we don't know but still got.
>>3386322Thank you Don Roman Blanco, for everything you've done.
>>3386322Suddenly everything makes sense
>>3386322So do we start calling Sala Makai Fighter 21 or what?
So... we may have a problem.I'll start around the usual time as promised but I have a sneaking suspicion that I might have to end the thread early, like really early due to obligations.However this is not a certainty.But if it comes to that I'll be sure to notify you
>>3388303Better than pulling a vanishing act.
The others look at each other in search of answers to your behavior but they have nothing.Hit, rather uncharacteristically reels back a bit while raising his eyebrows.At the same time you see Caulifla finally breaking down."Ahahahahaha!Oh boy I missed your crazy ass!"She smashes her fist into her open palm with a grin."Okay... Let's do this!KALE!""Y-Yes sis!""What do you say?"Much like Hit she does something unusual and gives you a determined look.For a second as she pumps herself up she looks like a true warrior."Of course! I'll follow you!""Great!"Caulifla looks over to Hit."What about you big guy?""Just don't get in my way.""Works for me!"They all ready themselves.Looks like they don't intend to fight all out right from the start.>That's too bed>But I do!>Other?
>>3388449>That's too bad
>>3388449>too bedoof... I need to get some more coffee it seems
>>3388449>>But I do!>>Go Big Or Go Home Boys And Girls!
>>3388449That's too bed>>3388457Nah its punny because were gonna knock em out and send em... to bed!
>>3388476Or it's two bed because you'll bed two of themAnyway, let's not dwell on that any longer>writingBut Imma need some dice rolls there.1d21 as usualBest of 4DC: 13 Crit: 18>writing
Rolled 12 (1d21)>>3388477
Rolled 2 (1d21)>>3388477
Rolled 21 (1d21)>>3388477
>>3388489It uh... it might be very likely that Cauliflas panties are gonna get wet from this one
>>3388489YEAH WE VIKING GOD NOW!
>>3388495>Is there anyone stronger than you papa?>No
You assume a defensive posture and wait for them to come for you.Being the good sports they are they oblige and charge at you all at once.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHankFNxrWIThe three of them begin to unleash as many consecutive attacks as they can with Caulifla going: "ORAORAORAORAORA!"And the other two silently throwing punches at you.But right from the get go it's apparent that while Caulifla and Kale are perfectly in sync they have a lot of trouble coordinating with Hit.However the assassin is skilled enough to simply dance around them with his time-skip, biding his time until an opening shows up.Unfortunately for him that still means that the girls get in his way a lot.This match might actually be in your favor.Grinning as you dodge and weave between their punches and kicks you throw a vicious counter straight into Cauliflas abdominal area, sending her flying back."SIS!"Kale cries out and begins throwing glowing green balls of energy in retaliation.Waving your hand, you leave a trail of Ki floating in front of you which serves as a wall or a net, catching Kales blast and causing them to detonate prematurely.Jumping over the explosion you prepare a counter but notice the world going blank around you and quickly turn around using your time-skip and perform a last minute block.Hits drives his knuckle in your forearm and frowns."Heh... you didn't forget I can see that, did you?"His frown turns into a smirk and he shoots out a flash fist crush which sends you flying backwards.With a quick little spin you turn around and put an immediate stop to your flight before retaliating with your own version of the attack.Hit doesn't seem too impressed by it and simply steps to the side.But his confidence is short lived as he notices something going on in his peripheral vision which makes him jump up as your flash-fist curves around in the air and attempts to strike him again."What's this?!"He cries.
>>3388515Time & space vs his pure time.
Like a snake in pursuit of its prey the attack curves and slithers around in the air chasing the assassin around.He tries to use time-skip to get away from it but realizes this is still the same attack so it's not affected by the technique as it's born from it.Finally with a pirouette he turns around and instead of running away he tries countering the attack with one of his own.The two eventually crash into each other, causing arks of purple energy to fly off from them.Realizing that this is the end of your little fun you let go of the attack and stop pumping more energy into it.Instead you raise your arms parallel to your body and block an attack from each side as the girls ambush you in a pincer attack.The ground under your feet rumbles and cracks as you stop them and give them a grin."Heh... nice try!"Clearly struggling to push you back the girls start voicing their amazement."Amazing!You're just like a Saiyan now!"Smirking you push them away."I'll take that as a compliment.But I'm still human. REMEMBER THAT WHEN I BEAT YOU!"Finally you go on the offensive and charge Caulifla first.Before you could throw a punch however Kale intercepts you with a ball of ki in her hand.This time she does the smart thing and doesn't throw it, instead opting to smash it into you manually."NO YOU WON'T!"She cries.But you simply time-skip around her and drop kick Caulifla in the head.The girl flies backwards with a scream as you turn around to see a shocked Kale preparing to attack you once again."How dare you dodge?!"Bending backwards you slide under her arm crash and pat her head from behind."If you want me to stop then make me!""GRRRRR!"She swings at you but you simply fly backwards.Clearly agitated Kale begins to grunt and you prepare for the worst but Caulifla calms her down."Easy there Kale. No need to go nuts yet."She then wipes off some dirt from her cheeks."But this is interesting... A week ago you could barely fight one of us. And now here you are.How do you explain that?""That one week was two months in Super Hell for me.Being outnumbered there was the norm so I got good at fighting groups!""Heh... cocky bastard!"She smiles."Sis! Should we get serious?""Nah...""W-What?""I say our little pal here got a bit too big for his britches...I say we put him back in place and stop playing around!"Caulifla then starts to make exertion noises as he hair slowly starts to stand up."HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!""Yes sister!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"Kale follows suit and now you stare down not one but two Super Saiyans out for blood.You aren't sure if this is a success or a failure on your part."How's this?"Kale asks you."I almost forgot how incredible you two are...But-">I'm not serious yet!>You're not the only ones that can do that!>Other?
>>3388541>You're not the only ones that can do that!
>>3388541>your not the only ones who can do that
>>3388541>I'm not serious yet!
>>3388541>>You're not the only ones that can do that!You see Saiyans, you aren't dealing with the average viking warrior anymore...
>>3388541>>You're not the only ones that can do that!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's like a super saiyan bargain sale!>writingAnd... roll me another set of diceBest of 4DC: 15 Crit: 19
Rolled 10 (1d21)>>3388577
Rolled 15 (1d21)>>3388577Behold, the legendary Super IQ!
Rolled 2 (1d21)>>3388577
>>3388587This is my second 2 in a row.
>>3388582>>3388583>>3388587Well, we pass at least. Still need one more roll though.
>>3388595Yeah where's the clutch crit, you fucks? Why are some people shy at rolling?
Rolled 16 (1d21)>>3388577
Ooof.Still, not getting pounded by two Super Saiyans+ fucking Hit is not easy so... good job
"You're not the only ones that can do that..."They exchange an awkward look before asking the obvious."What?"Letting out a smile you explain it to them."I think I found out something that might interest you girls a bit."Squatting you start to internalize all your energy and then push it all beyond your natural limits."HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"Your hair flutters and the sweat on your body begins to evaporate from the power breaking through your body."YEEEEAAAAAARGHH! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAD_K2jWPngFinally your hair stands up and changes color as it floats around.Your body vibrates as each and every cell in it is filled to the brim with raging, barely contained energy.As you open your eyes the girls see that it's still blackened but the iris turned from red to a glowing purple.Panting you speak up."Haaaaaa... Haaaaaa...So... how's that?"With their jaws hanging loose they barely manage to collect themselves."Whoa... Do you see this Kale?""Y-Yes..."Caulifla jumps up in excitement."That's it! We'll reach Super Saiyan 2 in no time with Eric now!"You let out a sigh."Of course there's a two. Why wouldn't there be?""Aw come on! Don't be like that!"The Saiyan girl cracks her knuckles."For now let's just enjoy ourselves!"Striking a pose you assume THE STANCE."Now you're speaking my language!"Hit also approaches you and stands beside the girls."Impressive. It seems you're still far from reaching the limit!"And he assumes the same pose as you."And seeing how much you've improved already... I too am excited."Suddenly you get a really bad feeling and swallow nervously.
Hit's the first to make a move.As expected he uses time skip but... it seems like he's using it from too far away.Does he intend to use it as a gap closer?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-PDTuIb500You don't feel the need to use your own but as you start counting you start to see the problem.One tenth... two tenth... three-Oh no.Three tenths of a second have passed and he's already in range to strike you.Not wanting to waste your opportunity you allow him to wail on your weak points for one tenth of a second before you activate your own and finally grab his arm.Hissing in pain you look him in the eye as time-skip ends and the girls finally see what happened."That's... bullshit!"You pant.He tries to move again but you preemptively throw a punch.Once again he attempts to use his time-skip which apparently lasts five times longer than yours but as he dashes backward you let go of him and continue with your punch as you enter his world of frozen time. Opening a portal to punch through you surprise Hit by striking him in the back of the head, which is enough to knock him off balance and make him waste his remaining four tenths of a second."What... was that?"You smirk as you pull back your hand and punch downward where you've already opened another portal.Hit instinctively blocks upward only to find you smacking him under the chin at full force.Falling backwards he needs a moment to reorient himself.Seeing this chance the girls now take over the offensive and fly past Hit and towards you.Caulifla throws her arm out and shoots several balls of red energy."CRUSH CANNON!"Your eyes dart around endlessly, alternating between your three opponents and allowing you to form a much wider field of vision in your mind.The attack of Caulifla is obviously a distraction for Kale who's already dashing towards you.With a swipe of your hand you create a portal through which the Crush Cannon can pass and fly straight at Kale.But the girl simply powers through it with a loud yell and reaches for your arm.You let her grab you and jump up, wrapping your legs around the entire length of her arm and putting her in a chokehold.If you wanted to you could even dislocate her arm. However this doesn't seem to bother Kale too much.Taking a quick look at her face you see her blue eyes suddenly growing pupils, causing you to shit yourself."YEEEEARGH!"She screams and throws her arm at the ground with full force.The ground rumbles as a crater forms under you.
>>3388711How visable are our protals? Like are they like the portals from "portal" that it's like looking through a window, or is it more like invisable spacebending portals?
>>3388728They are Zamasu portals, completely visible
As the air is forced out of your lungs you let go of Kale who seems to snap out of her momentary rage just in time to see Caulifla also charging you, winding up a full force kick.Thanks to your heightened concentration you manage to stay in the fight mentally and use time-skip at the last moment to avoid her and counter with a vibrating palm strike to her calves. She hisses with pain and falls to the ground as her leg gives out.But as you prepare to follow up you see a shadow darting past you at a remarkable speed. It's Hit.The bastard actually chose to forego time-skip as you can really easily detect it."Your guard's down!"He speaks up as he strikes the side of your temple with a single knuckle, causing concentrated energy to pierce through it.You become dizzy as your head rings and Hit charges up a ball of pure psychic energy and readies to throw it in your face.With every bit of focus you can muster you open a portal under your feet, leading a few meters away from there and you fall through it, completely avoiding the attack.As you fall on your ass and manage to stand up you let out a little chuckle."Well... this didn't go exactly as planned!""Don't feel so down."Hit tries to comfort you."You're doing surprisingly well considering your situation.""Gee thanks.But if we're gonna do this then I'll need to do a whole lot better in that tournament!"Still a bit dizzy you strike a fighting pose and ready yourself to continue.>Let's test this bad boy out and how BIG you can make something!>I guess it's time for some magic tricks then!>Must. Get. Better!>Other?
>>3388711We didn't actually poo our pants right not som?
>>3388735>I guess it's time for some magic tricks then!
>>3388739Of course notIt's a hyperbole
>>3388735>>I guess it's time for some magic tricks then!Papara pa!
>>3388754SupportIt will fail magic is cursed.
>>3388743Thank god, we're not even at an acceptable sharting location like Walmart
>>3388735>Must. Get. Better!Magic is cursed.
>>3388735>>Must. Get. Better!
>>3388735>Must. Get. Better!
Well... Magic won but only barelyLet's see if the cursed boi can redeem himself.Roll the dice!Best of 5DC: 12 Crit: 18
Rolled 15 (1d21)>>3388812Magic pls
Rolled 14 (1d21)>>3388812I CAN DO ANYTHING!
Rolled 6 (1d21)>>3388812
Rolled 10 (1d21)>>3388812
Rolled 16 (1d21)>>3388812I got this
Well... it's not a fail.But the curse remains>writing
Rolled 13 (1d21)>>3388812
>>3388835honestly, it's more like the streak is finally over. Succeeding is fine, but this quest has pretty much been crit-central for most things that mattered
>>3388834>"Prepare to be annihilated">"What do you mean my bomb has been removed!?!?"
>>3388848Huh... this is the first time I've ever seen the player of any game complaining about a crit streak in their favor
>>3388869I don't think he's complaining, so much as just saying that something happened.
>>3388869definitely not complaining, the hypetrain's been a helluva ride. I'm just chill with not critting after all the love the dice have shown us.
Rolled 2, 12, 5, 20 = 39 (4d21)Just gonna see if I can roll away the curse real quick.
Rolled 6, 13, 16, 15 = 50 (4d21)>>3388901You are like baby... watch this
Ooops. Gotta go real quick.While not the previously mentioned "early finish" this might take a while.Don't worry I'll be back
But while this is far from the ideal outcome it does allow you to get in some "Practice" on another field.With a little taunt you beckon the others."Are we chatting or training?COME ON!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfCYPVxWEMIIt's the girls that take a swing at you first as they fell for your agitation.Raising your hand you snap your fingers and a circular wall of fire erupts around you, creating a perfect ring to spar in.The girls simply swat the flames aside as they are nowhere near powerful enough to harm them. But that's not the point."Come on Eric! Cheap tricks like these won't work!"Caulifla uses her extremely high speed to circle around you and cut off your escape route while Kale attacks you from the front."Hi!"She greets you with a sly grin but fails to notice your own smug expression."Who said it's the fire you should watch out for?""Huh?"On queue the ground beneath the girls feet begins to shift as a pillar of stone shoots out from it, being warped by your magic and slamming into the underside of Cauliflas jaw."OW!"She's sent back flying which Kale doesn't approve of."SIS!"Doubling her speed she gets close enough to reach you and throws a quick jab.Moving your hand around in a circular motion you begin to alter the very air around you, making it more dense and viscous.It's not nearly enough to stop Kale but it slowly her sufficiently, to the point that she has to turn and look at what's happening, allowing you to get the hell out of dodge.But as you fly up you see Hit taking aim straight at you as he prepares another Flash Fist Crush.He fires the thing and hastily you attempt to create a magical barrier by crossing your arms and imagining an impenetrable wall in front of you.Sadly "impenetrable" doesn't mean much against Hit and the attack goes right through it and hits you in the stomach.As you reach for your stomach in pain Hit speaks up."Interesting little parlor tricks you got there.But it's obvious they aren't perfect yet.""I know asshole... thanks for reminding me!"
I'm back. Yee!I probably won't have any other interruptions.
You manage to stand up and wipe some drool off your face as you prepare to bust out the big guns."I'll show you half baked!"Spreading your arms and opening your hands you begin to chant."Darkness beyond twilightCrimson beyond blood that flowsBuried in the flow of timeIn thy great name, I pledge myself to darknessLet all the fools who stand in our way be destroyedby the power you and I possess..."As the spell goes a black mass forms in each of your hands and as you put them together they expand into their proper size.Staring Hit down you prepare to release the attack but aim past him so it doesn't accidentally hit the poor guy."NULL! STAAA-"But as you thrust your hands out Caulifla kicks your hands up, causing you to whiff the attack and shoot it straight up where it explodes moments later.Looking down you see the girl grinning."Sorry! You were wide open!"She says as she sweeps her leg, knocking you on the ground.Climbing on top of you she sits on your chest and jams her hand into your face."Open wide!"She begins to channel a scary amount of energy into her arm, to the point that it starts to glow red.Screaming under her you reach up to try and stop her but find Kale holding your arms down."KHAAAAAAAA-"Your screams are muffled under Cauliflas hand as she bends her arm and shoots the pent up energy out of her elbow to propel her forearm."CRUSH BUNKER!"She fires off the attack, knocking both your "hairdye" and your lights out in an instant.You don't know how much time it took for you to awaken but judging by the strange grogginess, the headache and the stiffness of your body you'd say at least an hour."Oh you're alive! Thank god.I thought I killed you there.""Urgh...Did anyone get the number of that truck?""Heh... You know for a weak race you're surprisingly tough.Now I might start believing that demon chick.""Where... is everyone?""They got bored of waiting.I stayed because I felt obligated."Caulifla extends her hand to you."Come on tough guy. Let's get you up!">Take her hand>I can stand on my own, thanks.>Other?
>>3389104>Take her hand
>>3389104>>Take her hand
>>3389104>Take her handDoesn’t really seem like a success if we got knocked the fuck out, but okay I guess.
>>3389104>Take her handSo this was the first true fight we had using our new transformation. Neet. i hope we can learn either that "energy pocket dimension" technique and/or even just telepathy before the fight. Being able to hear what our opponent is doing before they do should help close the gap.
>>3389119I mean, we were up against 2 people around our level and fucking Hit.It's a miracle we have all our limbs in tact.
Taking Cauliflas hand you get up and she pats your back until its free of dirt.Turning to you she then starts bombarding you with questions."Hey, are you okay?""Y-Yeah. My head is pounding a bit.But I'm not sure if that's you or the transformation.""Oh good. I really thought I knocked something loose there.""Nah. But that was a pretty neat trick there.Be careful or I might steal it.""Heh. Your funeral!By the way, what was all that about?"She points at your hair while making weird gestures."It was pretty cool but came out of nowhere.""Like yours?""Shut up and answer the damn question!"You shrug."I 'unno.When I was fighting Frost it just... sorta... happened.I don't know what it is, or whether or not it's something us humans can just do but haven't figured out yet... or if it has something to do with all the weird shit I've been up to lately.But this was the first time I really used it in combat and... yeah. It IS cool.And it helps a ton.""Like?""I... can't describe it.It feels like I need less focus, less effort and just over all less energy to do stuff. I guess because I'm more efficient.Really it feels a lot less like a power boost and more like a... performance enhancer. Like a buff.""What's a buff?""N-Never mind.It just helps.""Yeah I think I get what you're sayin'.It didn't feel all that strong but... can't argue with results I guess."Cracking your neck a bit you look around and get a feel for the situation.Looks like the folks have gathered up in the tower up ahead and started... something. Some sort of a congregation."What's everyone doing by the way?""Hmmm?They went to discuss the tournament and to have some snacks.""I see.Have the Tuffles returned while I was out?""The marshmallow twins?Nah.""How about Champa and Vados?""Nope.""Darn...""What's wrong?""I was hoping Vados would put me back together.I guess it's back to the old reliable method of time and rest.""We could pass the time if you'd like."You look at her and raise an eyebrow at that."With what?""I have a few ideas.">Sounds good. I'm in.>Great, should we invite Kale as well?>Eh... I'm kinda interested in what the guys are talking about.>Other?
>>3389303>Sounds good. I'm in.Unrelated to this vote but I wonder if Vados could somehow show us a video or something of the tournament of power. A Godtube video maybe?
>>3389303>>Sounds good. I'm in.Totally not what it sounds like, but I'm taking the bait!
>>3389303>Sounds good. I'm in.
>>3389303>>Great, should we invite Kale as well?
>>3389314>copy the kaioken and instant transmission remotely from seeing the videosKaioken damages the user too much to be effective unless they are made of asspulls so it's not like we can properly use it until we learn how to heal with our magic or with Buu.Also I'd still like to learn Kai Kai over IT.
>>3389346>baitHow... fittingAnyway solo action with Caulifla>writing
"Sure. Sounds good!"You accept her invitation."Great! Follow me!"She grabs you by the hand and drags you to the big lake in the middle of the planet where she starts undressing immediately before jumping in the water.Shrugging you take off everything except your pants and hop in after her.Caulifla blinks a few times before letting out a chuckle."Where did that come from?""I assumed you meant we should take a swim.""And where did you get the balls?""Super Hell...""Ah that."Caulifla then starts swimming around you for a bit while speaking. Occasionally she looks at the surface of the water as if... looking for something."How was that anyway?""Depressing, aggravating and tiring.I fought almost every waking moment of every day.For the first few weeks I could barely sleep because I was afraid someone or something would cut my throat open.""Sounds like shit.""I thought you of all people would apreciate it...""I like fighting, it's fun.But only when I'm not forced to. At that point it becomes a chore.Not to mention no sleep and no fun. What's the matter of fighting for a life where you can't enjoy yourself?I'd just end it at that point and be done with it.""Huh.How... poignant.""Buuut it worked out for you. You got fuck strong after all.""Yeah... I guess it did.But I admit if I didn't met Sala I probably would've lost my mind... More than I already did."Caulifla then raises her finger and silences you."Shhhh... Hold on a sec."She focuses on the water before taking a deep breath and diving deep underwater.You wait in awkward confusion. And wait. And wait. And wait until you start becoming nervous."Caulifla! CAULIFLA!"Calling after her you prepare to dive but before you could take the plunge you see a shadow emerging from the water.With a huge splash the Saiyan girl surfaces with her teeth embedded into the skin of a HUUUUUGE fish and her fingers holding onto its fin."I ghoth ith!"
>>3389427The second I read that Caulifla jumped into the water naked I knew where this was going.
>>3389427Is... is she flirting with us? I don't think she knows how, so I can't tell.
Shocked by her catch you dumbly follow Caulifla out of the water as she drags the fish onto land."Hold this!"She throws it to you while she gets to making a roaring fire on which she could roast it.Which she gets around to doing as you watch in dumb confusion."You always make us food so I thought I'd return the favor!"She grins.When the thing was finally done she removed the fish skewered on a massive stake she took a bite out of it before handing it over to you."Eath ith! Iths ghood!"Giving it a careful little sniff it becomes very clear to you that it's not undercooked at all. In fact it might be a bit overcooked.And under seasoned, given how she didn't add much to it. However as you tear some meat off its bones with your teeth you find the experience to be quite enjoyable. The skin is nice and crispy while the meat while a bit dry due to the shoddy cooking is very tasty.After becoming a proper chef and constantly eating nearly perfect dishes having something so obviously flawed is almost... refreshing.Caulifla gives you a puzzled look to which you know exactly how to respond to.Taking another bite you speak with your mouth full."Iths delishioush!"You hand over the food and get to furiously chewing through all that meat.Swallowing you watch the Saiyan girl as she hungrily tears into her catch."You're a bit of a survivalist aren'tcha?""Yesh!">Why did you choose this lifestyle?>So... how did you and Kale become outcasts? If you don't mind me asking.>About this upcoming tournament->Is there... anything you want to talk about?>Other?
>>3389455She brought us a giant fish with her teethIf that ain't the most romantic thing I don't know what is
>>3389455She brought us a giant fish with her teethIf that ain't the most romantic thing I don't know what is dude
>>3389487>>3389489Oof, sorry captcha screwed meDidn't even catch me a fish first :(
>>3389482>>So... how did you and Kale become outcasts? If you don't mind me asking.
>>3389482>>Why did you choose this lifestyle?>>So... how did you and Kale become outcasts? If you don't mind me asking.Time for backstory~
>>3389482>So... how did you and Kale become outcasts? If you don't mind me asking.
In between continuously swapping the meat with Caulifla and actually digesting it you start asking her some questions that popped up in your mind."So *chew* how did you and Kale become outcasts? If you don't mind me asking.""I don't.But it's not much of a story.I got fed up and left. What else is there to say?""That's the what. Not the why, or the how.""You and your big dorky words.*chew*Well at least you're the good kind of dork unlike Cabba.""Cabba? How's he relevant?""Because he wants what I didn't."Caulifla sits back and stares up at the sky while biting chunks out of the fried fish."I was in the elite-""You? The elite?"As you let out a snicker Caulifla quickly shuts you down."Laugh it up asshole!Anyway yeah. I was born into the Elite. So did Kale.But the life of those self absorbed jerkoffs does not interest me, not one bit.*chew*I fight what I want, who I want, when I want, how I want. That's how I like it.But those guys... They get on my nerves. They think they are so much better than everyone else.And they keep going on and on about "My pride" or "My house" and force that shit down your throat whether you like it or not."You frown a bit."But I assume you didn't leave just because you entered a heated debate about philosophy, did you?""Nah...The senpai' told me that I'm gonna work my butt off whether I like it or not. That I'll work for the sake of Sadala whether I like it or not. That I'll fight what they point at whether I like it or not. That I'll marry into the Elite and produce elite babies whether I like it or not."Caulifla frowns."I didn't like it. Too many rules. Too many obligations. Not enough fun.""And... Kale?""Kale was in an even worse situation.I don't know if you noticed but she doesn't like to fight. Unless it's with me or... I guess against you too.Unfortunately that's the exception, not the rule.But guess what? That didn't matter to them.They forced Kale to learn how to fight, they kept forcing her to do things she really didn't want to. At least I enjoyed kicking butts. She wanted none of that."Caulifla then sighs."So after one too many nights of letting her cry herself out on my shoulders I had enough.I told her that we are gonna bounce and beat up anyone that tries to stop us.I even stood on a little soapbox and announced that I'm gonna leave and anyone who's fed up with the system can come with us.Mostly it was low class guys but there were a few elites like us that wanted to leave.And that's how I got my gang in a nutshell."
With all that knowledge suddenly imparted to you, your mind starts to race with the possibilities."So Cabba-""He idoloizes them.He wants to BE them. Without knowing what they are.Stupid dork.""I see."You stand up and walk over to her.As your form towers above her form Caulifla begins to mutter."W-What are you-"But you kneel down so you're level with her and start ruffling her hair."I'm sorry. It must've been hard."She freezes for a moment before reaching up and shoving your arm aside."Would you stop that?""Hehehe! No!"Finally having enough she forces you away as you continue to try and pet her.With one final push of her shoulder you are knocked on your ass while laughing."Phew... finally.Anyway it's all good now!I got a gang of scrubs ready to fulfill my wishes, I can fight lots of tough dudes whenever I want and I got fuckstrong thanks to that dork Cabba!In the end everything worked out flawlessly!""And you helped Kale.That must amount to a lot."Caulifla nervously swallows."Y-Yeah. I guess.I just wish she stopped calling "Sister" all the time.It's weird... Is it weird?"She looks at you questioning her own words."Yeah no... it's definitely a little weird.But endearing at the same time. She clearly respects you.""Uh-huh.And she's strong too! Even stronger than I am when she puts her mind to it.If only she could control that stupid berserker rage of hers...""Leave it to me! I am the inheritor of the berserker rage!If anyone then I can help her with that!""Stop fooling around!"She orders you to stop."But I'm serious!"You declare."We gotta win this tournament. And to do that we gotta bring our A-game.That means you, Kale, Hit and even Cabba!""And you. You're also part of this.""Well duh.But I assume I'll get my ass kicked while trying to get you guys up to speed so... that'll just happen on its own.Now I just gotta figure out which one to do first...">Let's help Kale come to terms with her rage!>Caulifla I'll help you get that Super Saiyan 2: Electric Boogaloo!>I got a lot of things to brainstorm with Hit>On second thought... yeah I also need to get good>Other?
>>3389754>>Caulifla I'll help you get that Super Saiyan 2: Electric Boogaloo!CURSE YOU NOT SOM I was gonna make that stale joke!
>>3389754>>Let's help Kale come to terms with her rage!
>>3389754>I got a lot of things to brainstorm with HitOUR TIMESKIP IS UNBEATABLE!
Honestly, I want to help Kale first, because while SS2 Caulifla and Better Hit is great and all, helping Kale will actually improve every aspect of her life, not just her combat abilities. She can start to live life without fear of getting a little angry and destroying a solar system.
>>3389754>Let's help Kale come to terms with her rage!Fuck you, we're bringing our Broly who conveniently isn't a fucking caveman who doesn't know what water is....somehow.
>>3389754>Caulifla I'll help you get that Super Saiyan 2: Electric Boogaloo!
>>3389754>Let's help Kale come to terms with her rage!
>>3389775Yeah that's great and all but we have more pressing matters right now, Caulifla is gonna need the power boost to last more than 5 seconds against Goku. Kale can still fight while angry and Hit is good enough on his own.
>>3389805Well I'm not limiting you to only one choice.You have a week. You'll get more opportunities, should you finish this one in time
>>3389805Good point.Let's help Caulifla get 2 again.Fuck it, let's help her get to 3.switching >>3389795to >Caulifla I'll help you get that Super Saiyan 2: Electric Boogaloo!
Wow.Kale almost had a chance thereInstead she gets cucked by her best friend>writing
>>3389858Best friend? I don't think we are that close to her, m8.
>>3389858Kale can wait.She was far more effective when she was in sperge mode in the tournament of power anyway.
>>3389795Broly only ever fed on kaiju flesh and blood. The real question is how the giant crater-weasels stayed hydrated.
>>3389895Probably urine...Or maybe it rains sulphuric acid on Wampa and they drink that>>3389874I was referring to Caulifla stealing her spotlight.....
Standing up you sit back next to the fire and look into it.Gazing into the dancing tongues of flame you start contemplating the situation."Hey Caulifla...""Hmmm?""They said this... Goku fellow is gonna be there and that you want to meet him.I assume you fought him."She gulps."Y-yeah.""May I ask how did it go?They- Vados told me the guy is freakishly strong...Just... how strong is he?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdPL3--hZzo"Freakish?"Caulifla asks in a somber tone."No. Ungodly more like. That bastard Son Goku..."She tightens her fist."He... We didn't stand a chance against him. Even when Kale and I used Super Saiyan 2 at once and rushed him he just brushed us off...That was the first time we fused-""Kefla-""Yes.But even then we lost."*gulp*"Holy shit.""Yes..."Caulifla then smashes her fist into her palm."So that's why I want to challange him again! I'll shove my foot up his ass even if he rips it off!"That... is definitely NOT something you want to face off against.Looks like that cheesy line of yours might actually be the truth. All of you must bring your A-game for this one.So with newly strengthened determination you speak up."Hey Caulifla...""Yeah?""I'll get back that Super Saiyan 2 of yours!"
And that'll be all for now.Tune in next time when we attempt to make some GAINSAs I said before the entire weekend is pretty much off limits for me right now.But if things go well then Monday should be doable.In turn however... I think I'll do another one of those off camera stories as compensation.If you have any requests regarding that feel free to throw them my way.Right now I have a few ideas of my own so if nothing better comes along I'll choose from these>Champa and Vados discuss the Doomslayer>Universe 11 and 6 have an argument>Cabbas burden and source of sufferingAnd finally>Makai newsTake care until next time
>>3389989>>Champa and Vados discuss the DoomslayerDefinitely this! I want to see them discussing the darker side of himself that Eric found in Makai.
>>3389989>Champa and Vados discuss the DoomslayerSo much this
>>3389989I have a suggestion.>The fallout after Frost's death and social media reactions.
>>3390016Oh yeah. That's a good one.Maybe mix it together with some /x/ stuff and make that shit canon now
>>3390016Or... wait... did you mean fallout in Universal or strictly Earth terms?
Ya know if we somehow end up going against Goku we may actually be able to fuck him up if we can just rattle his brain non-stop during stopped time.His biggest weakness is a lack of situational awareness after all.
>>3390165overload him with trivia and brain teasers!
>>3390203I bet we can just recite an episode of How It's Made and get a win by forfeit that way.
>>3390217This time on How It's Made... Magnets!
Rolled 14 (1d22)>>3389989>Makai news Android of the day is...
>>3389989>Champa and Vados discuss the DoomslayerAlternatively, >Beerus comes down on U7 for apparently bribing him with junk food for all this time
>>3389989>>Cabbas burden and source of sufferingSpace Cadetette action
>>3389989>Champa and Vados discuss the DoomslayerI was hoping we could make our timeskip more unbeatable, but today was a good day. We got some good training In and get a start on handling our new form.
>U7 is building up their team, but they know that they can't rely on the local dumbasses (who are somehow even dumber than goku) to pass the test>Decide to call up Future Trunks and bring him in from that one timeline they left him in, so that he could be a fighter on their team>They show up to the contest, but Champa holds up a hand and says that something smells fishy>Eventually, through god of destruction bullshit, identifies Trunks as someone from another timeline and calls foul on him being in their team, since getting people from other timelines is BULLSHIT for a tournament between two universes>Beerus and Champa argue before Champa decides to call in THE ARBITRATOR for this specific matter>It's the supreme loli of timeThat's how we'll meet her in person. Mark my fucking words, anons, that's how it'll happen. And by the end of the tournament, we'll have her number one way or another.
>>3391471What if I told you...That won't happen. But it doesn't need to...
>>3391638I won't believe you. The scene is so clear in my head that it could not possibly be wrong. You cannot trick me off the true path, Not-Som.
>>3391638Have our Kaioshin been shitposting about us on GodChan?
I just had a thought about using portals defensively.What if we used a small portal to try and block hits? The portal would be smaller than a leg or a hand, and thus easy to conjure up.Trying to punch or kick the portal would be akin to trying to punch a hole that’s a lot smaller than your fist in a wall. But since we’re using portals, the “wall” in this case would be however strong the portals are.If we assume that trying to break a portal is really difficult (like trying to break space/time) it could prevent us from being linked by moves like blows to the temples or other vulnerable areas.Just a thought.
>>3392177Erm... not exactly.the one side story about>Universe 11 arguing with Universe 6that goes into a bit of detail about what Fuwa did
>>3392327Good idea, but conjuring a portal smaller than a hand might take a considerable amount of effort, so Idk honestly
While Eric, the strongest son of Earth, was busy fighting all of his friends at the same time elsewhere in the universe Champa, The God of Destruction and his aide Vados were having a discourse while looking for the fabled Super Dragon Balls for the upcoming Tournament of Destroyers."So... Vados...What did you do to my chef?""Hmmmm?I threw him into the Makai.""What. The. Shit?""I thought you approve of his training.You certainly seemed glad when you realized you could use him against your brother.""I'm not saying I don't like you training him...I'm saying I'd rather KEEP THE STUPID BASTARD ALIVE!""Don't worry.I wouldn't just kill the only thing that could get you to loose weight.""Oh shut up!"The God of Destruction grumbled as they continued their flight.However the somewhat cheerful and friendly atmosphere between them seemed to die when Champa had a serious look in his eyes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOjo4LhoiJA"So... Care to explain how he got a piece of that... thing inside him?""I... admit I was puzzled at first.I even had to call up lord Fuwa to ask him if he knew.""And?""He claims Eric made... friends with a demon-""Of course he fucking did.But at least that explains the stench!""You should be glad you have more warriors to work with, should the next Tournament of Power come.""Oh don't even start with that shit!We barely got through the last one and I feel like it shaved off a couple hundred years off my lifespan.But yeah... another useful perk of that... What was his species? Earthling?""Human sir.""Ah, that.But I hope he realizes I'm willing to destroy any of them if they step out of line.""I wouldn't worry about that my lord.If one thing the Humans seem to possess is common sense.""Hmmmyes. A quality apparently much rarer than god level strength....So back to the topic at hand-"
"Right away.So according to the Supreme Kai he somehow found where the entity has been sealed away by the Makaioshin.""Hmph.So the guard dogs of that dunghill were not good enough to destroy it either.Still... I only hoped they could occupy it for a while until I prepare a more... permanent solution.Since Hakai doesn't seem to be enough.""I'm still puzzled how it could come back even after that.""Yes... Come to think of it... didn't that blob Beerus try to smuggle into the first tournament kinda resemble it?""Hmmmm... I admit there are similarities...But they appear to be nothing more than surface level.For a start it did not seem to possess the same, uncanny and limitless power the demon has.Nor did it feel like it personality-wise. Could you imagine that monster exhibiting anything else than a pure desire for destruction? Not to mention the ability to follow orders?""I suppose not...So Eric found the sealed thing and... ate a piece of it? Or what?""He wanted to just tap into its power, which a single resident of the Makai seemed to pull off.But ended up with the being inhabiting his body. Now he seems to have... some access to its energy."Champa frowns."Is there any chance of him loosing control of the thing?""Do you... order me to tell the truth?""Yes."Vados sighs."Is there a chance? Definitely.""I thought so.""But if it makes you feel better I trust him.""You seem to have a lot of faith in this... mortal.""Don't you?"The question of Vados stung Champa harder than even he realized. He did not bother to answer that."Well he certainly earned it. The better question is... can he keep it?""Hmph... Whatever.But just in case things go to hell in a handbasket... prep the sword.I'm not gonna loose a chunk of my universe again just because Eric slipped!""As you wish my lord.""And let's hope we won't have to use it."
And that's about how I imagined this scene.If things go well I'll run tomorrow.If not then I'll just do more of these and run on Tuesday instead
>>3395278Good shit Not Som. So, if Buu ends up taking over Eric, they plan on pulling a Beerus and Elder Kai on us and locking us into a sword? I can understand why....but apparently Universe 6 Majin Buu is a much different beast compared to its Universe 7 counterpart....
>>3395379Consider the followingOld Kai said that the one who locked him in the sword would be no match for Buu.Beerus sealed Old Kai.U7 Buu might have managed to lose a lot of it's power.
>>3395379>>3395379I'm thinking that u7 and u6 Buu are pieces of the same eldritch entity. Rather than different beings they just split off and developed differently. U7 Buu ate some kais, went braindead/childish due to the efforts of the supreme kai he ate and eventually expelled the evil in him, whereas u6 Buu stayed true to its nature and went on it's destructive tantrum till the bitter end when Champa finally sealed him up.>>3395288I like the interludes you've started doing, see you next session.
>>3395379>but apparently Universe 6 Majin Buu is a much different beast compared to its Universe 7 counterpartOnly after U7 Buu ate that one jolly fat Kai, who was apparently so pure-hearted and good he caused an entity of pure chaos and destruction to develop a [i]good[/i] side.Then that got split from his natural destructive instincts and somehow the pure Buu was destroyed by a Spirit Bomb. Which I assume was because some of his power and essence was split off into good Buu, and something about the Spirit Bomb requiring a pure heart to use properly.Which means the Spirit Bomb is probably even more fucking bullshit than one might think, considering a Hakai couldn't kill U6 Buu.
>>3395608Pure Buu wasn't destroyed.He was purified by the bomb and immediately reincarnated into Uub.Or something. Spirit Bomb is an anti-evil attack, which might have been why it worked.
>>3395627Yeah that's exactly what I was trying to say (I think he would have to have been killed to reincarnate, but both Buu and the Spirit Bomb are weird and vaguely defined so who knows). Though I didn't know he was immediately reincarnated, I assumed there was some amount of processing time, like a couple years or something at least.
>>3395693Nah, King Yemma apparently just slapped the reincarnate button for him.It's why Uub isn't like 2 years old come EoZ.
>>3395702Could you blame him though? I'd try to get rid of Buu as fast as possible too if I was in his position.
>>3395386Well, Toriyama did say something about Bibidi not actually creating Buu. Perhaps he just found it and then shaped it to be more pliable and actually have a focused physical form. This might have had the effect of reducing its power, since it seemed to have very little physical form when Eric interfaces with it in U6.The Buu of U6 seems to be more of a primordial and chaotic force more than a very powerful magic being.
So uh... I had a bit of a long day.Good news is: I'm finally done with doctors for the time being.But I don't feel like I can do a session right now.So instead I'll do another little sidestory.Here's the list with the last one crossed out:>Universe 11 and 6 have an argument>Cabbas burden and source of suffering>Makai newsI'll do one of these and then continue properly tomorrow.I doubt the thread will survive that long. Seems like there is a lot of April 1st shitposting going on.If the thread gets saged or gets too low I'll just make a new one
>>3397767>Universe 11 and 6 have an argument
>>3397767>>Universe 11 and 6 have an argument
>>3397767>Makai news/qst/ has always been pretty good about avoiding shitposting.
It's been a good day for the Supreme Kai of Universe 6.He finally finished his little pet project and now all he has to do is await the results.So naturally Fuwa was in a good mood.... emphasis on "was".For now he has to walk over to a secluded area he himself appointed to be reserved for this one purpose.As his aide informed him someone expects him so he stepped into the empty clearing and suddenly everything around him went dark.From within this void a singular orb of light appeared and brought illumination to the oppressive blackness.In it a figure much worse than any shadowy figure appeared."Universe 6..."He spoke up."Fuwaaaa!Lord Cae. What a pleasant surprise."Fuwa lied."To what do I owe this pleasure?""I think we both know why I called you.I came to ask what you think you're doing.""Pardon?"The Supreme Kai of Universe 11 shut his eyes."I want to know what drove you to do such a thing...And to know where you got such a demented idea from.You do realize such a thing is highly inappropriate and conflicts with GodTube guidelines.""Oh dear, oh dear! I have no idea what you mean Lord Cae.""Hmph.The Supreme Kai of Universe 3 floods the site with nothing but his "Science" which is ridiculous but tolerable as it revolves around the ingenuity of mortals.Universe 2 has his "Make up tutorials" and "Beauty tips" both of which garner some attention regularly but nothing out of the ordinary.Universe 10 is a tries too hard to be "Hip" and just throws whatever he can find at the wall to see what sticks...Do you know what's the one thing common among them?""Fuwaaaa! I'm sorry but I don't. It's a bit early in the morning for that.""They were and still are very invested in GodTubing for better or worse.You, however showed no interest in the matter... up until now.""I am... sorry Lord Cae but I don't know what you are getting at.If I've offended you somehow I'm terribly sorry but-""So where did this come from?Because I refuse to believe this... demented, vile thing you just submitted somehow originated from your universe.I ask you what degeneracy you partook in to spawn such a thing?""So... you don't... like my... Doomslayer series?""Series?"
"Why... yes. It even says so in the description.You'd know if you read it.""Why would I-Never mind. I humbly request you that you take that video down immediately and cease with this.""I refuse.""Then... you leave me no choice.I shall submit a report that the content you submitted violates the terms of service and agreement.I recommend you prepare a good enough plead for when-"But Fuwa begins to wag his finger and whips out a stack of papers while shouting."OBJECTION!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3R8tkvlAlk"There are no guidelines regarding what sort of content is considered "appropriate" or "acceptable" on GodTube, rendering your point meaningless!According to Lord Zenos article 13 regarding GodTube: If you don't like it don't watch it!TAKE THAT!""Gah!How did yo-""FOOL!"Fuwa points at his contemporary while his competitive side is rapidly emerging."I've thoroughly looked over every rule of the website to see if the Doomslayer series would be considered acceptable!And after reading through all the rules I found that there is not a single thing stopping me from doing this!HAHA!The only thing you could do is appeal to Lord Zeno himself that you don't like my content! But that'd be a foolish mistake as if he finds it entertaining you get erased on the spot!FACE IT! I WIN!""Hmph... How ridiculous.You're taking it this seriously?""Tsk tsk tsk!It is not I that takes it seriously my fellow Kai! But you!"Fuwa points at Cae."Face it! You're just afraid that based on these early projections the popularity of the Doomslayer intellectual property will finally end the reign of your Pride Trooper series!""Oh please! You think that your little gorefest is any threat to the Pride-""HOLD IT!"Fuwa takes out ANOTHER sheet of completely unrelated papers."Based on audience reactions the Pride Trooper series stopped "Being good" after Season 12.Since then the vast majority of your viewers only stick with the series out of obligation and because nothing better is going on! You said it yourself! Your only real competition were Universe 3's trivia show and *snickers* Lord Pell wearing drag!ADMIT IT! Your beloved series is a formulaic, villain of the week tirade where 99% of the cast is meaningless and the "star" of your show is about as interesting as plain oatmeal! With the only redeeming quality being "I can't wait for Jiren to beat the badman up". FACE IT UNIVERSE 11! YOUR DAYS ON THE TOP ARE NUMBERED!FOR IT IS THE SEASON OF THE DOOMSLAYER NOW! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!""You completely lost it...I can't even believe I attempted to take you seriously and resolve this in a civil manner.Have your edge-fest, it interests me not.This exchange is over..."With that Lord Cae, Supreme Kai of Universe 11 cut the connection.
>>3398562New Show Lineup!Cooking With DoomslayerSlaying the Doom within yourself (A self-help series about the benefits of meditation)Gains-Goblin Slayer (Maximize your gains every time you work out!)How To Raise Two Doomsday Weapons When The Planet You Rescued Them From Isn't Paying Child Supportand many more!
>>3398593It's more like a PG 18+ Saturday Morning Cartoon with the Doomslayer ™(Universe 11 & Associates)But I like your idea
As the line is cut and the lights return around the Supreme Kai of Universe 11 he walks back to the person that alerted him to this little "trouble".The angelic aide of the local God of Destruction, Marcarita spoke to him."Well? How did it go?"Cae took out a handkerchief from one of his pockets and started wiping his forehead of all the sweat he's been desperately keeping in."Bad..."
>>3398641>That's it, Eric! You've gone too far with your shenanigans! It's time to imprison you inside the---LORD CHAMPA, WAIT! LOOK AT THE VIEWS!>...>You're on thin ice, Eric.
>>3398562>Why... yes. It even says so in the description.>You'd know if you read it.">"Why would I->Never mind. I humbly request you that you take that video down immediately and cease with thisOh god he's one of those, fuck him>>3398562It's like sterile 80's vs edgy 90's television all over again, Earth is really ahead of the curve in terms of entertainment >>3398641Kek
>the unaired episode of Pride Trooper where Jiren went fucking mental and tried to kill the audience
>>3398593I never knew how much I needed this in my life
>>3398593Checking Eric's luckYour fortune: Godly Luck
>>3400139>>3400134This perk system is weird...🐶
>>3400134Hold on what? There's a perk system? How do I use it :v
>>3400804It's a mystery
Coming to terms with the fact that this is your life now, you swore to Caulifla that you'll get her to unlock that fabled Super Saiyan 2. God that sounds dumb.But no matter how you look at it you are still trying to walk off that concussion your future training partner gave you.Scratching your head you begin to doubt your own judgment."Erm... so... how should we begin?""I 'unno."She shrugs."Last time... kinda did it by accident? Like regular Super Saiyan.But guess where that got me.""It bit you in the ass.""Yes and not the fun way either."She leans back against a tree."So... any bright ideas?">Guess we just beat the shit out of each other until it works. That seems to usually work>I uh... I think I'd rest before we did anything. Make sure I don't die doing this>What do you say about giving the "Vados way" a shot?>Let's meditate a bit *pat the ground*>Other?
>>3400827>How about we eat first THEN Beat the shit out each-other
>>3400827>Let's meditate a bit *pat the ground*Try something new.
>>3400827>What do you say about giving the "Vados way" a shot?
>>3400804No one really knows
Rolled 2 (1d2)Erm... it appears we have a stalemateOkay. Time for some QM dice1= Meditation2= Vados>writing
You start pondering on the matter for a while as getting pancaked is not really on your bucketlist, especially now that you're exhausted.So you'll need to apply some good old fashioned human ingenuity to compliment the insane brawn of saiyan biology.As you start formulating an idea you speak up."Hey... did you guys... gals, got around to asking Vados for help?""No. Why?""Hmmmm."That has some potential application."And she's not here so we'll have to rely on second hand knowledge..."Standing up you signal Caulifla to follow you.Not in the mood to argue she does as you told and walks over to an open field."Okay... now what?""I want you to go all out.No holding back, balls to the wall, full throttle Super Saiyan.Can you do that?""What? Like right now?""Right now.""Full power?""Full power!"Not wasting any more time Caulifla clenches her fists and begins shouting as her power rises quickly."Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."She starts out small but as her hair starts to flutter and flash gold every now and then her voice gets louder."HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"In a flash she turns super and continues her shouting until her body starts literally hulking out.Her muscle mass expands, along her breasts and... everything else."There... how's that?">Roll 1d21>Best of 4>Higher is better
Rolled 6 (1d21)>>3400896Dice fail me now.
Rolled 3 (1d21)>>3400896
Rolled 10 (1d21)>>3400896Witness me!
>>3400902>>3400901>>3400900Mediocre, pray we clutch
>>3400904No I asked do this.
Rolled 13 (1d21)>>3400896
Ooooof.Look like munkey can't think goodStill... >>3400907At least this is a start
You start rubbing the bridge of your nose as you give voice to your frustration with a groan."Uuuuugh... no. No no no.Not like that-""HEY!"You jump back a bit in fear as she leers at you."YOU TOLD ME TO GO ALL OUT JACKASS! THIS IS ALL OUT!AND NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME IT'S NOT GOOD?!""N-No- I just...N-Never mind. Look just tone it down a bit. Okay?At least until you don't look like... this."Caulifla then starts to relax and like a balloon her muscles deflate. How do their bodies function?!But by the time she's done she still has some excess musculature left."Liiiittle more.There."Caulifla is now breathing through her nose which signals to you that she's a bit annoyed."Great. Now what?""How does it feel?""Like balancing on a rope!Now spit out what you want!""Just... calm down a bit-""I AM calm!"Okay. This isn't going anywhere.You don't get what the problem is but Caulifla is clearly agitated for some reason.Is this what you were like when Vados trained you? You hope not."Okay... now we just gotta- uuuuh...">Try to give her an example>Try to get her to calm down>Try to occupy her mind somehow, like a riddle>Other?
>>3400930>Try to give her an example
>>3400910....Now hear me out, what if we tried spanking the monkey
>>3400930>Try to give her an exampleShe seems to respond well to visual examples over explanations
>>3400930>>Try to give her an example
>>3400932What if we try to get her tail to grow back?From an entirely meta perspective, it'd give her access to certain overpowered bullshit, and make certain things more energy efficient supposedly. From an in-character perspective, it gives access to a GIANT MONKEY form, and itself can be used as another limb in a fight, sorta.
A'ight.You guys dodged the red herring. Good job.Now gimme some better dice.DC: 11 Crit: 17Best of 4>writing
Rolled 17 (1d21)>>3400951
Rolled 5 (1d21)>>3400951
Rolled 1 (1d21)>>3400951eh i'll give it a shot
Rolled 2 (1d21)>>3400951
"Okay... maybe we tackled this the wrong way..."You think outloud."So how about this?"Focusing for a moment you actually have to put effort into releasing your power as you defaulted to it being sealed at all times and then begin powering up."HA!"With a quick little shout you push your ki to its max and as a pale blue aura surrounds your body you speak up."Okay... You see this?""This is your maximum power?Huh... kinda small.""Yes but remember that I use supplements.Now pay close attention and try to follow me."Closing your eyes you take a deep breath and slowly but surely start taking it all back in, causing your aura to subside."Ooooooh!So that's how you do it.""I thought you might catch on a bit quicker like this.Now... can you do this?""Heh! Who do you think you're talking to?I could do this in my sleep!"Granted that was a pretty big boast as she does struggle for a moment with the technique.And as she does so, you realize what was the problem initially as the Super Saiyan transformation, and Saiyans in general seem to heavily rely on emotion to power themselves.So reining her in like that wasn't going to be easy. But it seems she's finally picking it up.Unlike you she does require a few minutes of carefully controlled breathing to achieve the same thing but finally her roaring Ki disappears and she's left wondering if this is it."So... what now?"You give her a little smirk and raise up your open palm."Now I want you to hit this.""Heh... Okay!Just don't come crying to me when I give you a booboo!ORA!"She does land the punch but right before the impact her Ki erupts from her body."Huh?""Not bad.But try to keep it in next time."She pulls back her fist."Smartass!"
For the next hour you had her performing this very same exercise, never a full on fight.Initially she was infuriated by the fact that she has to practice but the thrill of overcoming a challenge eventually won her over.And what a challenge it was.At first she couldn't control herself at all and always lost control of her Ki which angered her.But angry gets shit done and she used her frustration to hone her senses. After a while she managed to land a hit which prompted a smile out of you."Good. Good!Now do it again!"She smirks but overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer. On her next attack she fails again, causing her to get angry but you urge her to calm down.It's pretty obvious from her remarks that she's not happy about failing at something, about not getting something right away.But it seems to actually do good for her.From every failure she learns and she whiffs her attacks less and less until she can perform the attack on a regular basis.Once she's comfortable with that you tell her to try and chain attacks in sequence without dropping her hold on the ki inside her.By the end she manages to fight properly using her Super Saiyan form in tandem with what you taught her and without breaking it once.But fighting only for two minutes like that combined with all the practice she did before leaves her exhausted.Falling on her butt her hair goes black as she looses her breath.*pant* *pant*"And you fight like THIS?!""Yea.""Man... you're crazier than I thought-""I wouldn't know about that.This is the only way I know so it doesn't seem hard for me.Anyway I think we should call it here-""N-No! I can still fight-"She responds but she barely seems to be able to stand up and remains on her knee.>"I don't think so.">"If you say so...">Knock her out>other?
>>3401084>MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAShe ORA'D So it's our job to MUDA her into Next week
>>3401084>>"I don't think so."
>>3401084>"If you say so..."Break through those limits!
>>3401084>>"I don't think so."How about we pick this up later? Now I'm thinking a stew with some vegetables basic I know but I myself don't feel up to anything fancy today.
>>3401084>"I don't think so."Frustrate her some more.
>>3401100>>"I don't think so."Should I bother with anything else with the stew... Screw it will make some fancy juce mix.Let the hunger calm her.
Alright...Now the training session with Caulifla is officially done.And she'll get a nice little stew.However I will need another roll.Best of 5No DC. Higher is better.As this is not a combat roll
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>>3401139Not bad. Not bad at all.Definitely won't get punched in the face...>writing
>>3401139Godess has spoken along with that >>3401148 random park Ranger and >>3401147 and angel of bird is the word.
"I don't think so.""W-What?""We can pick up later if you want.But we made good enough progress. And I don't want to wreck your body too much.So what do you say about some lunch instead?"She looks like she's about to protest but a quick grumble from her stomach changes her opinion real quick."Ugh... fine!"But as she attempts to stand up her legs start shaking like jelly and they give out."DAMN!"Shaking your head you walk over to her and scoop her up.As you lift her up into a bridal carry you half expect her to slap you but... strangely it doesn't happen."Wha-wha-wha-wha-"Not feeling like waiting for her to finish "What are you doing" you answer her prematurely."Hey. Feel free to walk.""HnghngnnnnnnI'llwalkmyfootupyourass"*grumble* *grumble*You take her inside and seat her down on the sofa because you sincerely doubt she can balance herself on a regular chair and then get to work in the kitchen.Not wanting to overcomplicate things you opt for some good old stew to help the tired little girl get back her energy.You also throw in a couple extra vegetables, mainly some roots, because they are good for you and because you doubt Cauliflas diet is varied... at all.Bringing the freshly made soup out you pour the two of you a portion each and proceed to dig in.Only to realize that the utensils in the Saiyans hands are shaking harder than if they were hit by a magnitude 9 earthquake.So you sigh, put down your spoon and take hers."HEY!""Hush."You dip the spoon into the soup and gently blow on the liquid before moving it over to her mouth."Say "Ah".And don't forget to chew!""Asshole..."She opens her mouth wide like a shark and you start feeding her.Luckily for you all her hostility seems to just flat out disappear as she begins moaning."Hmmmmmm! This is so good!"
>>3401229>we were actually u6 chichi all along>zzzzzz ah Eric~, pour syrup all over my breakfast you handsome chef that lives on catgod's planet....
"Maaaan that was good!"Caulifla says while stretching her arms.Giggling she starts actually praising you."It feels real nice to finally have some good food!I think I get why Champa likes you little Earthlings so much!""Really?"You ask her smugly while sipping on your own lunch."Are you sure it's only the food that we have going for us?""Weeeeell...."She pauses for a while before finally speaking up."I don't know much about your Earth or Earthlings actually so yeah.You on the other hand? You're pretty cool. In general."You wait and attempt to process the genuine compliment you just got."Why thank you! It means a lo-"*SNOOOOOOOORE*With a tired body and a full belly Caulifla is finally all tuckered out."Of course."Finishing your meal you start pondering what to do with her.>Give her a blanket>Take her to your room so she can get some rest>Call Kale>Other?
>>3401283>Call KaleEmbarrass her in front of her sister figure!
>>3401290SupportWhat the heck good enough gateway to hang with Kale.
>>3401283>Call KaleCan probably help her too whike we're at it
>>3401283>>Take her to your room so she can get some rest
>>3401309Don't think were up to more than meditation right now after our workout even after lunch.
Hmmmm... The other vegetable it isTime for the Bush League Superfood>writing
Reminder, we sent the twins out on there own to meet their good for nothing deadbeat mom. We should check in on them, make sure they're okay.
You don't really feel comfortable leaving her like this. But at the same time you can't just drag her into your bedroom.You'd never be able to rid yourself of all the gossips.So instead you do the next best thing and look for Kale.For a while you roam around the palace looking for the girl inside the palace but you come up short..."Where the Hell is this girl?"You mutter to yourself as something in the corner of your eye catches your attention."What the?"Going outside to investigate you find Kale sitting under the sun and on a rock while reading a book."Oh hello Eric!""Hey Kale.Nice weather for some book reading.Then again I haven't seen any rain on this planet yet.""Uh-hum.I found Champas library and helped myself for one.""Really? What is it?Must be something special to have caught your interest.""Uh... oooh... nothing."She tucks the book under her arm."Did you... want something?"You smile."Do you think I'd only talk to you if I wanted something?...But in this case, yeah I'd like some help.""Hmmmm?""Could you come and help me?"She doesn't need much convincing, especially after you mention how this concerns her as well.But upon entering the specified room she quickly changes her mind when she sees Caulifla knocked out."SIS!"She rushes to her in order to check up on her friend.When she sees that her beloved sister is fine however she feels relieved."Thank god!""Erm... yeah. Things got a bit out of control when we trained.So uh... could you take her to her room so she can get some rest?""Of course!"Carrying Caulifla seemingly filled Kale with immense satisfaction."I can be of use to sis!"She seems to mutter to herself.After a while Kale managed to get Caulifla to her bedroom and upon leaving she locks the door behind her with a sigh."She's fine. I didn't wake her.""Thanks Kale.I knew I could count on you."She blushes a bit."Thank you...">By the way do you need help with your training?>Quickly sneak a peek at her book while she's distracted>Well I'm off then! Training Caulifla is exhausting>Other?
>>3401414>Quickly sneak a peek at her book while she's distractedToo tired to train not too tired to social.
>>3401414>>By the way do you need help with your training?
>>3401414>Quickly sneak a peek at her book while she's distractedI feel like a dick, byt I was genuinely surprised Kale reads for fun.
>>3401414>By the way do you need help with your training?
>>3401414>Quickly sneak a peek at her book while she's distracted
HehRoll for stealth I guessBest of 4 DC: 10Crit: 13>writing
Rolled 12 (1d21)>>3401487Do I remember how to roll?
Rolled 10 (1d21)>>3401487Awww, really?You guys are mean to Kale.
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>>3401501All the bulli the superfood
>>3401517BOIFuck the book, you could get an upskirt look with that!
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While she's looking in the other direction you try and start focusing on that book she got tucked under there.But try your best you just can't make out what it is. Not without more... drastic measures anyway."Erm... by the way Kale did you lock the room?""Oh yeah! I forgot!"She turns around and as she does so you start leaning to the side, hoping to get a better angle looking at the book.Your back feels like it's about to break so you just say "Fuck it!" and use every bit of energy you have left and do a quick little time-stop which you use to kneel down and take a closer look.When you finally spot your prize however your concentration breaks and you fall on your ass, breaking the technique immediately.Kale turns around in shock and sees you on the ground."Oh god Eric!What happened?Did I knock you over? I'm so sorry!""N-nah it's okay!I just slipped. I leaned wrong and I slipped!"You lie through your teeth.As she helps you up however you start having a proper conversation with her."So erm... anyway I was wondering about the upcoming tournament and how we should... get better for it.And that's kinda what we did with Caulifla. But I'm interested if you're up for that.I don't want to push you but-""N-no...If Caulifla wants to get better then... I don't want to get left behind!I want... to get better as well!"Her determination is clearly visible. But you have to burst her bubble real quick."That's cool! But not now.I'm... kinda running on fumes right now.Once I'm healed though we can get something in if you still want it."She claps her hand around yours."Thank you!""D-Don't mention it!"You pull your hand back and start walking away."I... gotta go! See ya tomorrow then!"But as you walk away from the girl you feel a bit like an asshole."Love can bloom? Couldn't the author pick any other name?"
>>3401566Wait is that the 40k fanfic or a reference to metal gear?
>>3401575It's a space romance novel.OOC however, it's the 40k fanfic
>>3401575It's a plant pun
For the rest of the day you just kinda went back in your room and burrowed in your bed in an attempt to recover.But being exhausted both mentally and physically you had a real hard time falling asleep.As a result you woke up late in the morning and felt really groggy.Making your way to the kitchen you quickly got to brewing a pot of extra strong coffee.Once you're done and finally have access to the sweet nectar of life you go into the dining area where you sit down, kick back and start sipping away.With your senses sharpening however you pick up a conversation going on in the hallway, with the participants approaching quickly."Yeah but... how are we gonna tell him?""We won't dummy! That's what they told us!"Sounds like Hop and Sorrel having an argument.And just as they enter the room they reel back for a moment."Oh he-he-heeey... you're awake!"Sorrel speaks up nervously."Okay... I'll bite.What's wrong?""N-Nothing-"She continues but Hop quickly cuts her off."Your two warmachines are back.""HOP!"What? He'd figure it out anyway.But they told us to tell you that you shouldn't go and meet them.Or some crap like that.""Why?""I just told you! I can't say.""P-Please!"The bunny girl adds to that.>Okay... let's see what Kale is up to>*sigh* What did they do? (meet them)>Other?
>>3401619>sigh* What did they do? (meet them)God damn it planet plant
>>3401619>*sigh* What did they do? (meet them)Really, they asked them to keep secrets from a telepath?I mean, we haven't tried mind reading but that's some poor logic, kids.
>>3401619>>*sigh* What did they do? (meet them)
>>3401619>*sigh* What did they do? (meet them)
Well fuck the kids then.At least now they won't have to come up with a way to handle the situation delicatelyBuckle up fellas!>writing
>>3401703Damn it man, when we adopted these kids we took up the duty of violating their privacy when necessary!
>>3401703Hey, if they don't want to talk about it that's fine.I just want to see the kids.
>>3401721Ah.Well that's not it.They want to talk about it... but they don't know how. Because it concerns you
>>3401727Oh shit, time to get a lawyer...
>>3401727We didn't actually mind impregnate the Tuffles did we?!>>3401721>Whereah muh babies?!Should have named ourself Dick, would've really hit the u6 chichi comparison home
>>3401752>Should've named ourself DickWhy? Is Chichi japanese for bagina?