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Last time on Human Quest Super!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j72ca3NfUkM [Embed]

The attendant of the gods and aspiring chef Eric has embarked on a journey to gather the fabled objects know as Dragon Balls in order to fulfill his promise made to Hyssop.
After many trials and tribulations he managed to summon the dragon Porunga and reunited his friend with his missing family.

Once they returned home however their troubles did not end.
Though he reawakened the latent powers of Caulifla and educated the Tuffle twins Kamin and Oren he had to face his greatest trial yet...
The freeing of his home planet from the evil tyrant Frost.

Now inside the Demon Realm of Makai, Eric hopes to build up his strength so he could free his people from this new villain.
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It's been a couple of days now since you've entered the Makai.
And each day brings new and exciting ways to torment you.

On top of the constant threat of demon attacks and the fear of starving to death you feel like you have to fight the very realm of Super Hell itself in order to survive.
Gravity, wind, air pressure and temperature are more like vague, made up concepts than anything else, each capable of rapidly changing every second.
The only fortunate thing about this is the fact that at least it's not instant so you can react to it.
But that's about it.

Other than that this realm can go fuck itself.
You suppose at least now you have less albeit more powerful demons storming your gates than when you started out.
But suffice to say, you're pretty pissed off. Like all the time.

You haven't been able to sleep well for quite a while, your resources entirely depend on your luck and whether or not you can scrounge up anything edible and there is also the matter of getting stronger.

>Try to build up some food reserves for the future
>Meditate. Maybe that'll help you with sleep
>Start shaking down demons for some information about powerful opponents to fight
>Other?
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>>3313765
>Meditate. Maybe that'll help you with sleep
Best case scenario is auto-psychic shield that reacts to the environment.
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>>3313781
Support
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>Meditate. Maybe that'll help you with sleep
Then interrogate some demons, we either succeed and get some rest before fighting them or fail and get angry before the fight.
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>>3313765
>Meditate. Maybe that'll help you with sleep
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>>3313765
>Meditate. Maybe that'll help you with sleep
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>>3313764
>Meditate. Maybe that'll help you with sleep
If piccolo can do it, so can we.
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>>3313765
>Meditate. Maybe that'll help you with sleep

What a wonderful thing to wake up to. Eric doomslayer part two
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Alright. We going Piccolo style

>writing
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It's an... aggravating thing...
Paranoia creeps up on you, wraps around your neck and doesn't let you go.
But you don't hate it. Paranoia keeps you alive. It's the cause of your paranoia that you hate with a passion.

Not being able to sleep because you fear some horned beast sneaking up on you and murdering you in your sleep.
Not exactly a thing that gives you sweet dreams. And you need to fix that. You read once that dolphins are capable of sleeping by shutting off one half of their brain at a time, while the other one is wide awake and watches for potential threats.
While you doubt you could pull that off there IS something worth trying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibb_B4bQ6VM

Crossing your legs you start focusing on emptying your mind until you enter a state of half sleep.
It's not exactly easy to do as your body seems to react the slightest stimulus, trying to wake you up. But it's working.
And being semi conscious in this period has its... benefits. Namely that you can think over things that you've witnessed in your "dreams".

You recall each battle, each fight you undertook here in the Makai, analyzing the demons and their... unusual techniques.
As you repeat every motion and recall every detail you start realizing what's so... strange about these creatures.
While they possess an increased level of Ki they hardly seem to use it. In fact their battle power remains constant throughout a fight, even as they die.

That catches your attention.
Focusing on the matter more you start recalling their techniques. Elemental attacks like balls of fire being hurled at you, the very ground beneath your feet obeying their command and attacking you mercilessly as well as the conjuration of various objects and their manipulation.
Suffice to say you've never encountered anything... quite like these.
And this little list doesn't even include their more bizarre abilities...

"What is their secret?"
You wonder.
"How can they fight without exhausting any of their reserves?"
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But you suppose these are questions you'll have to find the answers to later.
As no matter how hard you try to analyze the issue you aren't getting any closer.
There is only so far you can get using your faulty memory.

You suppose next time you'll just have to focus more on the fight.
Maybe now that you know what to look for you'll get somewhere.

Not bothering with this issue any more you allow your mind to freshen up a bit with this little "nap" of yours.
Once your eyes open up you let out a relieved sigh.
"Finally... I needed that."

Standing up and giving your numb limbs a good stretch you look around, scratching your stomach.

>It's time to ensure your long term survival
>Time to cause some trouble...
>Other?
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>>3313882
>Time to cause some trouble...
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>>3313882
>Time to cause some trouble...
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>>3313882
>It's time to ensure your long term survival
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>>3313882
>>Time to cause some trouble...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00EHdOvfm4I
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>>3313882
>It's time to ensure your long term survival
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>>3313882
>Time to cause some trouble...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSsfjHCFosw
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>>3313848
>Time to cause some trouble...
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

Well DooT it is

>writing

And QM rolling to see how strong the guy you find is
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>>3313975
Hmmmmm...

Okay.
Now it's time for you to roll the dice
Best of 4
DC: 13
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3313980
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3313980
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3313980
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>>3313982
Wow this feels weird... Usually in the one that fails to roll above 10.
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Cracking your neck you look around and let out a little smirk.

"Okay...
Time to purge."

With a burst of energy you set out in pursuit of some... more worthy opponents.
You garnered enough of a reputation already that when you show up somewhere the lesser demons scatter like a flock of birds.
So you do not make an attempt at hiding your power as you scour the shifting wastes.

Eventually you find what you were looking for: Someone stronger than the average so they pose some challenge and whom might possess information you want. But not someone you can not handle just yet.
That comes later...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV2NnFp7lEY

Flying on top of a hill overlooking an arena like flat piece of dirt you look down where a bug like demon with four arms, each holding a saber stands.
He looks up at you nonchalantly.
"So you're finally here... the Doom Slayer.
I've been waiting for you to show up. Now come down here and face me!"

You float down and land a few paces in front of him.
"You've been waiting for me?
I'm honored. But you know how this ends... right?"

With a flurry of his blades he assumes his fighting stance.
"Of course I do! With your head bringing me one step closer to becoming the Demon King!"

"Heh...
Is that so?"

Standing still you invite him to come at you, which he does.
Swords flailing around he closes the gap and swings his blade in your general direction.
Dodging with ease you watch closely as his sword sends out a wave of energy which destroys all in its path.

Those things are brimming with energy as he extended his Ki aura around his weapons, causing them to be much more destructive than they ever could be on their own.
Watching carefully you wait for him to exhibit more exotic abilities but he doesn't.
Seems like you found yourself a brawler.
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You continue to dodge him without much trouble even though you have to resort to using time-skip a couple times during the fight.
But realizing that you won't learn much from this one you resign yourself to finishing this one quickly.

Once he makes a mistake and swings too wide you lock his arm between your biceps and forearm.
Staring down at you in utter shock he doesn't even bother to swing with his other arms as he'd more likely chop off his own limb in the process.
With a smug grin you look up at him.

"Hello there!"
And you bring down your other arm, breaking his in the process.
With a kick you send him flying backwards with his now limp arm.
"A'ight. We can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. The choice is yours.
Either you'll start explaining a few things to me or I'll start plucking your arms one by one..."

Begrudgingly he agrees as he winces.
You ask him about how the Makai functions and whether it has any sort of leadership structure or not.
To your surprise there IS apparently a system in place.

The mooks of the Demon Realm are not even given a name and they serve more or less as cannon fodder or food.
They often scheme and plan but even in large numbers they hardly amount to anything, so most demons just ignore them.
Above them however you'll start bumping into interesting figures.

Greater Demons are, as the name implies, greater than the lowest ranking ones.
These are the particularly powerful individuals, like this bug feller over here, who managed to carve some sort of a territory out for themselves.
They often have to fight with their neighbors who'd take away what they have and keep watch for larger packs of lesser demons. But over all they are still not much if this guy is anything to go by.

However there are two ranks above Greater Demon, first being the Elite Demon.
These are basically warlords that are so powerful they managed to subjugate several Greater Demons and rule over large areas the size of countries...

And everyone previously mentioned belongs under a single individual: The Demon King, the strongest demon of them all.
The Demon King usually has a family and the title is passed on once an heir becomes stronger than their ancestor.
However if someone can beat the Demon King in a duel the title falls on them as well as all the power that comes with it.

After telling all that the little demon seems to start getting nervous.
"I-I told you everything!
So let me go already!"

>Fine. Tell the others what you saw...
>No. I need a new armchair
>Other?
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>>3314064
>Fine. Tell the others what you saw...
We gonna technically be demon king?
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>>3314064
>Other?
Pump him for more info. You've seen demons of all shapes and sizes (and now ranks) who can fight and use elemental attacks for extended periods of time without diminishing their Ki. What exactly is going on there?
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>>3314064
>>3314076
Seconding.
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>>3314064
>>Other?
Make him our Vassel, we'll become Demon King.
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>>3314076
We CIA now
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>>3314076
Support
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>>3314076
Support
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A'ight

But if you're gonna waterboard him for information you gonna need to roll for it.

Best of 4
DC: 13 Crit: 18

>writing
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3314130
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3314130
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3314130
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3314130
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You grab him by the neck and lift him up.
"Okay beetleborg...
That's nice and all but there's one thing that's been bugging me this whole time.
You creatures keep attacking me over and over again, using whatever whacky gimmick you may have.
But while I'm running on a timer you seem to be capable of going for as long as you want without your power diminishing!
Tell me what's up with that! Now..."

"H-Heh...
You'd... like to know... wouldn't you!"
He acts smug as you choke on him but once you squeeze him JUST a bit tighter he starts singing to you real quick.
"AGH! I'LL TALK! I'LL TALK!
L-Listen mortal... You have no idea about who or what we are!
We may share your primitive... energy... but we don't use it! Our power stems from far deeper than you can even comprehend! What you see us use is..."
He starts smiling smugly.
"Magic!"
He pauses.
"Surprised? Yeah I'm sure you are...
Our powers are far beyond your comprehension! What's fantasy for you is reality for u-"

"Oh is that so?
Well, I figured it's something like that. Just wanted to make sure.
But now that I know what to look for my job will be that much easier."

"Hah! You think you can master the arcane arts?! Such arro-
GAH! OKAY OKAY! NO MORE! I'LL SHUT UP!"
He pants as you loosen your hold a bit.
*pant pant*
"Okay... I told you what you wanted to know!
So let me go already!"

"Nuh-uh...
I was thinking... since I already got you here maybe you could... enlighten me.
Since I'm just a foolish mortal..."

"I-I'd rather die!
You think I'd give you strength?! You are out of your mind!"
There is something about the way he looks at you that's disturbing.
You sense that... he's not kidding about rather dying. Perhaps it's their culture which is centered around power that makes him utterly detest the idea of helping someone else get stronger, perhaps it's just a warriors mindset or he simply hates you with such a passion that he'd rather spite you even if it means death.

>Fine. Have it your way. (Kill him)
>Okay. I heard enough. (let him go)
>other?
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>>3314158
>>Okay then, since Demons respect strength more then anything, and I just beat your ass, that means you work for me now. You are officially my bitch and are going to help me gather enough followers to eventually take The Demon Kings head. Or you can die here and now.
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>>3314158
>>other?
Make him our Vassel. We're gonna be Maou!
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>>3314158
>Okay. I heard enough. (let him go) "Don't let me see ya again or I'm gonna turn you into bug stew." Lick your lips.
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>>3314158
>Okay. I heard enough. (let him go)
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>>3314158
>>Fine. Have it your way. (Kill him)
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>>3314158
>Fine. Have it your way. (Kill him)
>"Die like the rest"
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>>3314158
>Okay. I heard enough. (let him go)
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Come on guys. Lets gather a great Demon Army together and leave Makai as it's newest Demon King. It will be fun!
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>>3314158
No im your elite daemon now and your gonna heelp me become the king
>>3314163
This
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>>3314163
>>3314165
Support.
Sounds like a way to attract stronger opponents.
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>>3314174
We shall dub today "OMA DAY!" the day when Eric started his conquest of the Demon World and became OMA ERIC!
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You know, if we do do this, I can't even imagine the look on the Supreme Kai's faces.

>Random Human shows up
>Has a PL a million times greater then average
>Personally trained by Lady Vados
>Is very polite and respectful with a good heart
>Dumps the guy in Makai
>He goes on a absolute rampage massacring demon mooks by the thousands and more
>He makes a house out of Demon Bone and Skin.
>He gathers Greater and Elite Demons to his side to form an army
>He kills the Demon King and takes the Throne for his own.
>Fucks off back to the Mortal World to kill the previous Emperor Of The Universe

Both Supreme Kai's In Unison: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EARTH/HUMANS?!"
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>>3314184
I just want to brag to everyone we know.
"So technically I'm kind of royalty now, and my domain is the size of a universe"
DEMON KING ASULF
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>>3314198
This has a 9/10 chance of Caulifla attempting to beat us up for the title, I feel.
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>>3314203
To bad Eric would perfer if Kelfa was the one beating him up.
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>>3314207
Well obviously, but you can't be Demon Queen if you don't exist.
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Okay...

But you'll have to roll for it
Best of 4
DC: 20

>writing
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3314237
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3314237
Oh.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3314237
Who could have guessed, the demons aren't very loyal individuals.
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Can we choose to not become the Demon King if we beat the current one? While it would be METAL AS FUCK, I also don't want to deal with all the metaphysical baggage that likely comes with the title, which might or might not include a stipulation to stay in Makai.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3314237
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>>3314247
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa
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>>3314247
DOCTOR GERO WITH THE LAST SECOND CLUTCH!

>>3314244
Of course they/he isn't loyal, this is a demon we're talking about, we don't need them loyal just obedient.
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>>3314247
O fuck
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>>3314247
HORY SHIT. Glad I decided not to roll...
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>>3314247
This can't be real...
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>>3314247
impressive
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>>3314264
IT IS REAL! Now is the day we begin gathering lieutenants for our future army that will conquer all of Makai in our name!
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>>3314264
Demon King Asulf, the dream is alive.
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>>3314247
Well then, demon King route is a go apparently
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>>3314264
REJOICE! Behold the heir to the power of all Demons. The lord of Makai, traveling beyond time and space to reign over past and future... Eric Asulf is his name!
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>>3314264
I wonder how amused Vados will be, and how badly the Kai's are shitting themselves right now.
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Pfffffft. Guys, I just realized, Eric can totally say he is One Hell Of A Chef/A Real Demon In The Kitchen now.
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>>3314289
>>3314280
>>3314274
>>3314270
>>3314267
>Eric by the time he becomes Demon King
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>>3314300
No, No. Dude, even better. We can now legitimately say that Eric's kitchen is Hell's Kitchen
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>>3314281
You posted Sabin where you clearly meant to post Emperor Mateus.
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>>3314302
fucking genius
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You kick him in the stomach and as he falls on his ass you lean over him.
"How about no?"

"W-What?!"

"You said it yourself... Demons respect strength.
And I'm stronger than you. Your life is in my hands.
You live... because I allow it. And you'll die when I demand it.
You are henceforth my follower... whether you like it or not."

You see something swell up in the demons eyes.
It's something you are very familiar with: Incoherent rage.
What he feels is probably what a human would feel when a cockroach would suddenly order it around.
Absolute disgust.

But he knows he can't take you, he's not dumb. So he does the only logical thing... and tries killing himself.
But you don't let him. Before he even realizes it all his swords are snatched away during a little time-skip.
He stares up at you as you hold his swords.

"You die... when I allow it...
Is that clear?"
He does not respond.
"I see... so you'd rather be food then..."

"H-Huh?!"

You lick your lips.
"Yeah... I think that's for the best.
I'll drag you back home... and I'll turn you into a meal.
But I won't kill you of course. Wouldn't want your meat to spoil!"

"W-WHAT?!
Y-YOU'RE JUST A MORTAL! I AM A GREATER DEMON!
WHAT ARE YOU?!"

"Silly little demon...
Hell hath no fury... like a good man going to war...
Now... make your choice!"
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>>3314332
hahahah oh yes. I can practically HEAR the Supreme Kai's heartbeats sky rocketing.
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>>3314332
I think you've used this entire quest's allotment of ellipsis just now, Eric.
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>>3314332
My fucking SIDES. Demon king Asulf Is a GO.
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>>3314345
U6 Kaioshin must be either shitting himself or having the absolute best time right now, maybe both.
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As you make your way back to your base your new found "friend" is trailing behind you with his eyes fixated on the ground.
He quietly mutters to himself, like the broken mess he is.
"I am a demon. Why am I scared of a mortal?
I am a disgrace to my entire race."

"Chin up.
I can either be your best friend or your worst enemy.
Be glad I even offered you the option."

"I am your SLAVE!"

"A living slave!"

But as you get back home you notice that something's amiss.
An effigy slightly tilted, the door being open despite making sure to close it when you left, your fire put out...
Someone's here. Or was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkgSOy-S-eU

Stopping you aim at the hut and speak up.
"Whoever you are you better come out here before I blow the tent to smithereens!"
Soon enough you get a response as a shrouded figure steps out with their arms raised high.
"Well this is a surprise. Usually I have to resort to violence before you creatures surrender!"

The cloaked figure looks at your slave and they speak in disgust.
"You follow this... mortal?"

"No I do NOT!
And if you don't watch your mouth you'll soon join me as his slave!
So get out while you still can!"

The figure shakes its head.
"No. I came here to bargain with the outsider. I have no intention to fight."
They then remove their hood to reveal-
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Sorry gotta go real quick be right back
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>>3314407
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>>3314405
It’s a demon chick isn’t it?
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>>3314247
Oh my god, plan demon king is GO
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>>3314425
It's possible that underboob demon has a U6 counterpart.
It's not impossible for Towa herself to be here though.
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Okay, I'm back.
Had to do something real quick.
There should be no more interruptions
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>>3314405
>Every Would be King needs his subjects...Or Slaves I'm not particularly Picky
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>>3314455
No wait....is it Universe 6 Babadi?
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>>3314459
You're too late. We've already destroyed everything due to the cliffhanger.
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>>3314465
Oh I believe the payoff will more than make up for that little incident
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>>3314474
Makai tiddies?
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You watch as the demons long white hair unfolds and her pink skin glistens in the umbral light.
Your involuntary compatriot immediately reacts in disgust matching the one he feels towards you.

"Outcast bitch!
I suggest you go back under whatever rock you crawled out from before I slay you where you stand!"

"I don't think you will.
Not if the big guy has anything to say about it."
She then turns her attention to you.
"Love what you did with the place by the way. Really accentuates the landscape."

"Thanks.
So, outcast? What, do demons have established governments or something?
Last time I checked it's pure anarchy."

"You're not wrong.
They just like to label anybody who deviates from the norm in an effort to feel superior.
I don't really care and neither should you, for regardless of who I am I may have something which interests you."

"Such as?"

"A way out...
You want to leave this place, right? Well I came to help with that."
She responds.

>Then welcome aboard!
>But why would you help me?
>Who said I want to leave?
>Other?
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>But why would you help me?
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>>Who said I want to leave?
WELL WELL WELL
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>>3314490
>>But why would you help me?

Waifu spotted
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>>3314490
>Who said I want to leave?
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>>3314490
>Not gonna lie You seem Pretty Cool And I would not be opposed to Hanging out with you But...
>But why would you help me?
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>>3314490
>>But why would you help me?
>>Before I agree to anything, I want to know why your called an outcast, I doubt that's a title demons give out often.
*Maximum Erection*
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>>3314507
FUCK I SAID BUT TWICE
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>>3314490
>Who said I want to leave?
>I need to stay and get stronger, for the time being at least.
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>>3314500
>>3314505
Er....honest question. Why would we say this? Like maybe the mind game 21 I could see a reason for it...but I'm honestly hoping this doesn't come out as Eric starting to forget the reason WHY he's in Makai in the first place.
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>>3314512
Because we do want to get out but we don't want to get out right now. We came here to become stronger, remember?
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>>3314512
To gather an army of... Indentured Servants to kill THAT FUCKER WHO RAZED OUR DAMN PLANET
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>>3314490
>>But why would you help me?
>>And I won't consider my training trip complete until I stand triumphant with my boot atop the Demon King's throat. So there's that.
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>>3314527
>>3314511
Basically these
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>>3314490
I wonder what sort of abilities they have, obviously they won't be as overpowered as 21 at least.
Are they a Majin?
Do we have to watch our back for a god damn transmutation beam or expanding blobs of goop?
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>>3314523
>Implying we’d use servants to kill a jumped up space lizard when we can do it with our bare hands
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>>3314490
>>Who said I want to leave?
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>>3314490
>Other
A) What’s the catch and B) I might actually be a little more interested in being able to tell how much time has passed outside for now, and C) while leaving is definitely on the agenda, I didn’t exactly come here just to take in the sights and set up my summer home, so I probably won’t be leaving until I’ve gotten what I came here for.
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>>3314532
Probably not, or Bug Boy wouldn’t be so gung ho about killing her, I’d assume. I’d guess she’s some sort of non-combatant demon, which is basically blasphemy to these guys.
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>>3314509
supporting this anon
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>>3314527
Support
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>>3314527
support
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Okay... let's see if I get this right
General scepticism with a hint of asking her what she is. Is that about right?

>writing
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>>3314575
Works for me.
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>>3314575
Sure
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>>3314575
Sounds good
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>>3314575
Sure.
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"Now what makes you think I want to leave this place?"

"Because NOBODY wants to be here.
Even bug boy over there would rather be upstairs than here."

"YOU DARE?!
HOLD YOUR TONGUE OUTCAST!"

"Okay, what is he talking about?"

"It's a cute little name they give to those who don't agree with their way of life.
I don't like fighting, I don't backstab or harm anyone."

"What?"
You snicker.
"Like a good demon?"

"You mean to tell me there are no evil people up where you come from?"

You pause at that.
"Touché."

"There are good demons. Or at least benevolent ones.
But usually they don't last long. We have good demons and bad demons. Guess the ratios are just opposite of yours."

"Okay... so you want to help me out of altruism?"

"Hardly.
I'm still not a goodie two shoes. I just look after my own skin.
Look... you want to get out of here. And I want you out of here. If I help you that's a win for both of us.
Because since the day you got here things been chaotic... well, MORE chaotic than usual around here.
Alliances are shifting and borders are being rewritten EVERY. DAY. I like laying low in other Makai-jin territories and steal food whenever I can. But with you around the pain in my ass has been steadily growing and I don't see it stopping unless you are out of the picture...
So no, I don't want to help you out of generosity. But does that matter Doom Slayer?
Seriously what's up with that name? Who gave it to you?"

"Me?"
You point at yourself.

"That explains a lot."

Hearing what she had to say you respond with this.
"I appreciate the sentiment but I can't accept that. I came here for a reason."
You clench your fist as you look her in the eye.
"I need to grow stronger as quick as possible! So I can't leave until I'm strong enough!"

She blinks a few moments then bursts out laughing.
"Ahahahahahahahahhahaha!
Then why didn't you say so?! You want power? I can point you in the right direction!"

"DON'T YOU DARE!"
Your slave responds.

Meanwhile you're just left blinking in surprise.
"Really? There is a way to get power that easily?"

"Yeah. I can take you to a source of magic.
You can certainly use that!"

"HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!"

"Either he dies-"
She responds.
"Or he gets stronger and leaves.
It's a win-win for us. So why don't you shut your cute little trap before I shut it for you?"

>It's a deal! (shake her hand)
>I don't know. Sounds fishy
>Other?
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>>3314627
>>It's a deal. (Don't shake her hand)

Dangerous, probably be a trap but It's worth walking Into a trap for the opportunity It could bring.
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>>It's a deal! (shake her hand)
NOW you are talking my language!
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Sounds like a good time!

>It's a deal! (shake her hand)
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>>3314627
>>Counter offer. I don't plan on leaving this place until I'm strong enough to take the Demon Kings head, and once that's done, I'll be the strongest being in Makai. You help me get strong enough to kill the Demon King, and once I'm ready to leave, I'll take you with me. You'll find the mortal universe to be much nicer then this.
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>>3314644
Supporting this
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God I wish we had some skill in telepathy so we could know if she is fking with us or not.

I doubt bug man is working with her to lure us into a trap though. That 20 we needed means he fully intended to kill himself.

>It's a deal! (shake her hand)
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>>3314641
Support
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>>3314627
>It's a deal! (shake her hand)
Let's hold off on the demon king thing until we see how strong we get from the source of magic.
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>>3314627
>Other?
>I’ll certainly take you up on that offer, but I’m not just going to skedaddle after unlocking magic. The opponent I must face is far too strong for just that to cut it.
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>>3314644
I support this, it's just like taking the deal, but making it clear we're gonna be top dog as well.
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>>3314644>>3314650
Guys, guys. Shut up. They don't have to know just yet.
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>>3314627

I'll second this, too: >>3314644
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>>3314627
>It's a deal! (shake her hand)
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>>3314644
supporting, we're gonna train, train train, IN THE ART OF COMBAT
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>>3314663
Know what? That we're gonna kill the Demon King and blow this joint? It's not like that's a secret, or like anyone will want to kill us any less if they don't know.
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>>3314663
Dude litterally everyone in this dimension already wants our head on a pike. Them learning we plan on killing the Demon King won't make them hunt us down any harder.
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>>3314678
>>3314689
Yeah but what about being the most ominous person in the room? Also that's phrased like we want to pass up the chance of getting MAGIC, y'know, the thing people have asked for since the start.
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>>3314678
They might think we're crazy at this point, again let's just how strong we can get before we declare anything. Maybe get a few more demons under us.
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>>3314678
>>3314689
If the Demon King is a cute waifu, can we keep her instead?
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Are we still in the ki arc? Cause it'd be pretty weird if we were.
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>>3314692
I don't know what your talking about the Ominous thing desu. As for Magic? I really don't trust whatever magic Not! 21 wants to give us. I'd rather wait and learn magic from Vados after we've killed/beaten Frost.
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>>3314702
No? Not even close.
That ended with Namek.

Anyways, that's an agreement with the nice demon lady and some boasting about your goal

>writing
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>>3314700
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>>3314700
No. Boot, throat, victory. That is all.
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>>3314702
Kai is made up of physical vitality, mental acuity, and spiritual aptitude, so the ki arc isn’t over until we’ve completely peaked. Out martial arts are decent and physical conditioninghas shot up as a result of just being here in Makai, and our psionics can probably compensate for a lack of actual intelligence and education, so with magic to augment our spirit, we’ll probably reach new heights in terms of ki.
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>>3314723
Ki*

Dunno why my phone thought kai was any better...
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>>3314708
>>3314714
Yeah, but see we need more waifus.
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>>3314730
Android 21 (or her expy) is right there, so our Demon Waifu quota is fulfilled. Therefore we should kill the Demon King.
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>>3314730
No.
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>>3314738
Come on, clearly
>Kale
>Caulifla
>Vados
>Kefla
>Hop
>Sorrel
>!not 21
>Dominika
Aren't enough.
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You step up and extend a hand to her.
She looks at it in confusion until you start explaining it to her.
"It's a thing we mortals do.
Shaking each others hand as a sign of agreement and trust."

"Oh."
She looks down and awkwardly extends both of her hands and wraps them around yours.
Almost mechanically she raises it and lowers it.
"Like that?"

"Y-Yeah. Like that.
But can I make you an offer?"

"Hmmm?"

"I don't plan on leaving this place until I'm strong enough to take the Demon Kings head, and once that's done, I'll be the strongest being in Makai. You help me get strong enough to kill the Demon King, and once I'm ready to leave, I'll take you with me. You'll find the mortal universe to be much nicer then this."

She pauses in her shock before giggling like a little girl.
"Hihihi... You mortals are so funny!
A'ight. I'll take you up on that offer. Leaving this place I mean.
Got nothing to stay for anyway so a change of scenery would be welcome.
But... you misunderstood me mortal."

"How exactly?"

"When I said I'd give you power.
If you succeed... a mere Demon King will be nothing to you."

Upon hearing this your bug friend starts shouting again.
"Y-YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!
YOU ARE ACTUALLY TAKING HIM THERE?"

"Yeap!
So once we're done you can just leave mortal.
Though... I certainly wouldn't mind the Demon Kings head on a pike.
But we'll see."
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>>3314752
>>A source of magic that can makes us stronger then a Demon King

Okay I really don't trust this situation at all.
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>>3314758
Well, I would assume "Kills most people who try to use it" is a fairly big side-effect.
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>>3314758
I mean, Demon Gods exist and make Kings look like trash.
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>>3314758
So she got knowledge or conections of demon gods.
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>>3314752
I dunno, I'm kinda attached to the "kill the Demon King" idea now. It may just not be as challenging as we thought if we succeed.
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In a way 21 expy is compatible with Eric if she has even half of the 21's hunger she's gonna love her cooking.
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>>3314814
....oh god between her, Champa, and the saiyans we're gonna need to make a grocery run every other day.
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>>3314814
She might be the actual 21 reincarnated.
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>>3314832
Wrong universe for that.
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>>3314833
Eh, she died on the Sacred World of the Kais and got wacked by a spirit bomb
It's not impossible for a reincarnation, even if she somehow ends up in U6.
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>>3314833
I don't think that's an actual impediment.
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"What's your name by the way?"
You ask the pink demon.

"Hmmm?"

"Your name.
I'd like to know it."

"I... It's...
Sala."

"Nice to meet you Sala."

After that weird little encounter your benefactor took you somewhere quite remote.
You've never strayed this far from your camp and you definitely won't, at least not in this direction.
For as you get farther and farther you start seeing that the vegetation just... disappears after a while. There are no roaming packs of demons either and the air feels still, dead, and foul.

"What is this place?"
You ask.

"It's an ancient place, long abandoned by Demon Kind.
It used to be forbidden until people realized that those who come here just... die."

And to confirm that you soon started to see... bodies. Lots and lots of bodies.
The variation of the dead demons sizes and shapes were as great as their numbers, the only thing that was common through all of them was their horrid expressions.
"They look like they were in agony right up until they died..."

"Because they were.
And the magic that did this also preserves their bodies.
After a while people just stopped burning them because there was always more.
Not even the mindless Makai-jin approach them for easy food, for even that's deadly."

You pry your eyes away from the carpet of cadavers under you to look back at your buggy friend.
"You've been awfully quiet back there.
What? Got nothing to say?"

"My only consolation is that if you go in there you'll share their fate!"

"Neat..."

After several hours of flying at full speed you finally reach what seems to be the centerpoint of this circular graveyard.
A cave in a mountain.

"Is this the place?"
You ask Sala as you land.

"Yeap.
An ancient entity was once sealed away here.
A force so vile that the Demon Gods themselves fought it... and lost.
Only thanks to the Makio, the Demon Kai that it was defeated. But that was so long ago nobody even remembers it."
She then spreads her arms around and points at the mounds of bodies.
"Now only this remains of it. A grim reminder that the demons aren't at the top of the foodchain."

"And... how is it that I can access its magic?"

"The Demon Kai are a greedy bunch.
They thought that they could use the creatures power for themselves.
So they set up a way to tap into its power. But if you go in there you'll see that theirs were the first corpses."
She pauses then turns to you.
"Shall we?"

>After you.
>No thanks, I'll go in alone
>Other?
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>>3314832
Nope. Just a demon Dopplegänger.
Think of her as 21s U6 counterpart
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>>3314847
>Alright, follow me then.
OK, now is where we make the Spooky Force Cave jokes, clearly.
But our audience to our witty reference actually has even less of a chance of getting it than literal aliens.
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>>3314847
>After you
She seems to know what she's doing
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>>3314847
>After you.
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>>3314847
>>After you.
"You look like you take good care of yourself, how do you do that with all these other demons around?"
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>>3314862
Support
How big a chance she's the thing that was supposedly sealed? I feel like she knows a lot that's supposedly forgotten that or she was one of the deamon gods that fought it but didn't go for its power.
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>>3314847
>>After you.
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>>3314862
This
Never ask someone to do something you wouldn't do yourself
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>>3314880
If that did turn out to be the case I'd want to interrupt her inevitable monologue.

"Gee, who who would've guessed? Me, I did. This wasn't a surprise."
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>>3314847
>>After you.
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>>3314862
support
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>>3314847
>>>After you.
Humans are no cowards, the greatest bravery is moving forward despite your own great fears.
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Bravely going where plenty of others went but none came back

>writing
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FOR SUCH A DANGEROUS PLACE SHE SURE SEEMS EAGER TO GO IN.
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>>3315000
Dude, of course this Is a trap. We're just extremely ballsy In that we figure we can just push our way through anything that's thrown at us.
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>>3315009
I don't want !not 21 to try and eat us though.
Which she just might, if this is HER sealed power.
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"Well I hope I won't meet my father in there that's for sure..."
You take the lead and head in.
The other two follow shortly behind you, slightly nervously.
"I thought you'd run away."
You speak to the bug.

"I wouldn't miss your death for anything.
This beast... it's so fearsome its name we don't dare to speak.
Yet you foolishly dare to assume you can do what not even former Demon Kings couldn't."

"Whatever."
You turn your attention to the girl in an attempt to make small talk to hide your anxiety.
"You look like you take good care of yourself, how do you do that with all these other demons around?"

"I possess a rare trait that's frowned upon around here.
Cowardice. When trouble brews I simply move on and leech off the land of some other schmuck who doesn't pay enough attention."

"How gutless..."
The other demon retorts.

"Whatever. At least I got all of my arms intact."

"WHY YOU-"

"Enough you two!
So what is this thing anyway?
Some demon boogey man?"

"You could say that."

"As much as it pains me to say it but she's right.
All young demons know of this tale. And the danger that lies within.
It is said that whatever the creature was it was so vile, so dangerous not even the God of Destruction could kill it.
He could beat it, but never kill it. So he decided to banish it into the Makai so we can deal with it."

You pause for a moment as the fact that this makes too much sense strikes you.
But you shake the feeling off and march forward until you reach some great chamber, at the center of which is what you presume to be this sealed power.
Some sort of a rock construct shaped into the image of flesh.
Around it are, as the demons said, the dead bodies of disfigured Kaioshin.

They don't look like Fuwa, they resemble Roh actually. But their bodies are covered in hideous growths like spikes and bulbous growths. You aren't sure if they were born like that or whatever they tried to tap into did it to them.
All you know for sure is that their expression is the exact same as everyone elses.

The bug steps forth and points at a hole in the stone.
"Place your hand in there and seal your fate mortal!"

You then bitch slap him.
"Don't order me around, I was gonna do it anyway."
But you swallow and hesitate for a moment.

>DO IT!
>On second thought...
>Other?
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>>3315016
Something to take Into account that this wasn't her first idea. She didn't come up and say 'psst hey kid, want some power?' No, she said 'let me get you the fuck out of here you're fucking everything up', the whole power thing was our idea. Granted, this might just be an attempt to kill us because she doesn't care about us just us getting out of her way and If no one has ever survived this then this seems like a perfectly easy way to off us.
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>>3315042
>>DO IT!
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>>DO IT!
FORTUNE FAVORS THE BOLD.
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>>3315042
>>DO IT!
Praying to the true omniking: Dr. Gero
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>>3315042
>>DO IT!
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>>3315042
>DO IT!
oh cripes this could go poorly.
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>>3315042
>DO IT!

Everyone before us trying this has died, but none of them were us, either.
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>>3315042
>>DO IT!
Kinda wanna be a jackass and put a foot in, but fuck it.
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>>3315042
If we were gonna be careful we wouldn't have come here in the first place. Either we roll for magic, die, or get backstabbed. Maybe all three

>>DO IT!
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>>3315042
>something strong enough to no-sell Hakai
So Golden Freeza - Blue Evolution Vegeta tier?
That's some serious power.
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>>3315042
>DO IT!

This is totally gonna kill us but LET’s FUCKIN DO IT!
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Heh... Okay.

Roll the dice!
Best of 4
DC: 17 Crit: 19

>writing
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I feel like not-Som was giving us a genuinely suicidal option to see if we're dense enough to take the bait, and honestly I can't think of a world in which we don't. There's so many death flags here, ya just gotta follow through and see what happens.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3315116
heres hoping
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3315116
Oh god.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3315116
Eric's heart is pure. I'm sure he can make it out. And even if he doesn't, well, dying isn't THAT bad.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3315116
SO LONG GUYS
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3315116
SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAMEK!?
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3315116
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3315116
Welp, Space RNGesus be with me.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3315116
Well we died
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>>3315116
OH BOY, TIME FOR A PENALTY GAME.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3315116
well that sucked
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Oof.

Here comes plan B

>Rollin
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>tfw I rolled the highest but it's still not enough
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3315144
We've been cursed.
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>>3315116
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3315142
Ahem!
ROLLING
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3315116
Rolling again I think the dice were rigged.
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Worry
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>>3315151
delet this
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>>3315151
Even with a Bo11 we'd still have failed
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>>3315142
Is that the one where we get eaten by a Demon God, have to fight our way out of its soul and make a new body from its flesh?

Or the one where we got overconfident and get our face pushed in?
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>>3315154
Its just proof the dice were rigged from the start.
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>>3315116
Time to start over we died
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3315155
Try for a twelf?
Gotta break this curse.
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RNGesus has punished us for our hubris.
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>>3315159

Or the part where we accidentally release a fragment of said being and now have to fight it instead of absorbing its power.
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Rolled 2, 10, 13, 7, 3, 16, 2, 19, 20, 7 = 99 (10d20)

Cleaning the dice
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3315165
Is it because we forgot to praise Chronoa?
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>Does stupid thing
>Dies
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>>3315170
Curse broken
Let's hope it sticks
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Worry not, I doubt the QM would have a single roll kill us, no matter how bad it is. Of which, it wasn't THAT too far off from the DC.
All that matters now is that we fix whatever problem arises.
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>>3315170
It took TWENTY dice rolls before we passed the DC.

The dice gods WANTED us to fail here.
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>>3315178
He would if we lowered our power to minimum and shot ourselves.
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>>3315178
I wish I had your confidence.
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>>3315184
That's not a matter of "bad luck" but retardation.
The first I don't punish that hard. The second? No holding back
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>>3315188
He's not som. He wouldn't.
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>>3315205
That's just what Som would say!
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You step up to the thing and insert your hand into the gaping hole.
The insides of the thing feel... warm. And moist.
"Ewww. It feels like it's suckling on my arm!"
Speaking in disgust you turn to the others.
"How long do I have to keep it in here?
Guys?"

You turn around to look at them and see that they are silently watching you without changing their expression.
They are waiting.

"OW!"
Suddenly you feel something.
"IT FUCKING BIT ME!"
You yank out your arm and start rubbing the wound.
"Is... is this a bite mark?!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woHtuw_xtcc

Turning around to the others you feel dizzy and before even setting your eyes on them you fall to the ground like a sack of potatoes as your body goes numb.
Convulsing as your mouth starts to foam you feel something... inside you.

What little you can see of yourself during your seizure horrifies you.
Strange lumps are moving throughout your body as if scarab beetles are digging their way through your flesh.
But it... doesn't hurt. Or perhaps that's more due to you not feeling ANYTHING.
Looking up you get to see the reaction of the demons to what's happening to you.

The bug, despite enjoying himself averts his eyes and is currently looking for a chance to get the fuck out of here before whatever is affecting you gets to him.
Sala however watches silently as she shakes her head.
"Pity."
She says.
"Well at least that's my problem taken care of."
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>>3315226
Huh. Its Universe 6 Buu. I had a feeling it might be him, but the part about him not being able to be Hakai'd confused me.
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>>3315226
Well, that’s not great, I’d say.
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>>3315226
Time to perform timeskip surgery.
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>>3315226
Battle in the center of the mind?
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>>3315226
BITES THE DUST is needed ASAP
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You start feeling weak as the affliction takes its toll on your body.
But you aren't about to die. Not yet...
You need time. Time to think of something!

Gathering up whatever vestiges of power you have left you activate your psionics since everything else seems to be a bit beyond your reach at the moment.
Your body may be dying but your brain is still capable of functioning.
You must act quick! You need... time!
Time to think of something, time to do something!"

>Cut open your own body and forcibly extract whatever is in it!
>Force your body into a meditating pose. In your heightened state of awareness you should have enough time!
>Beg for help!
>Other?
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>>3315280
>>Force your body into a meditating pose. In your heightened state of awareness you should have enough time!
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>>3315280
>Force your body into a meditating pose. In your heightened state of awareness you should have enough time!
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>>3315280
>Force your body into a meditating pose. In your heightened state of awareness you should have enough time!
PICCOLO TAKE THE WHEEL
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>>3315280
>Other?
Suppress the affliction into one place inside a barrier
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>>3315280
>>Force your body into a meditating pose. In your heightened state of awareness you should have enough time!
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>>3315280
>>Force your body into a meditating pose. In your heightened state of awareness you should have enough time!
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>>3315280
>Force your body into a meditating pose. In your heightened state of awareness you should have enough time!

Do or die time lads.
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>>3315280
>Force your body into a meditating pose. In your heightened state of awareness you should have enough time!
Perhaps trying to psionically control whatever is within us might be viable? We know the thing is hard to kill, but we don't know if it actually has any sort of strong mental defenses or anything like that.
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>>3315280
>Try and go back in time before you got bitten, it'll take all of your focus and a good deal of luck, but the drive to survive will surely get you through!
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>>3315280
>>Force your body into a meditating pose. In your heightened state of awareness you should have enough time!
Time... TIME!
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>>3315306
Time out.
Game over.
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Can't wait to fail again and actually die.
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>>3315280
>Force your body into a meditating pose. In your heightened state of awareness you should have enough time!
This is it People Do or Die time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqOIMtMDYXo
Now Let's go Wreck his Shit
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>>3315321
>posting Vegeta's theme when dealing with Buu type enemy
What r u doin
this is how jobbing is started.
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>>3315331
Fair then how about THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfCYPVxWEMI
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I just realized, we shouldn't be forcing ourselves into a meditative pose. We should be T-posing to assert our dominance over the infection.
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This is what we get for going for magic shortcuts
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Hive mind strikes again!

>writing
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>>3315388
It was hive mind except one guy who wanted to activate BITE ZA DUSTO somehow.
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>>3315388
No roll....? Concerning.
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>>3315410

Might be narrative heavy. Maybe when we meditate, we'll get a chance to communicate with the creature that's infesting Eric's body. Two sides of the story and all that, or it'll just set it as a mental battlefield with the personification of the creature.
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Shall we sell our food to the alternate magic demon buu?
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Gathering every ounce of willpower you have, you forcibly contract your muscles in order to enter a meditating pose.
Once you're sitting upright you try to regulate your breathing. When that fails... you decide to do it manually. Same with your heart.

Using your own abilities you expand your lungs and pump your heart in order to calm yourself.
As oxygen is restored to the brain you manage to enter into a sort of deep sleep.
Returning to the familiar landscape of your mind you find the empty blackness... strange.

Despite being the same as ever you feel something. A lingering will or a presence of sorts.
Not quite living yet clearly alive. Not sentient yet clearly possessing thoughts and feelings.
It knows things yet speaks no words. Maybe it knows no words to say.
Regardless, you feel it. And despite being just a sliver of the whole you feel overwhelmed being in its presence.
Like staring into the sun you feel yourself being blinded by the all consuming nothing.

You try to reach out, try to make contact with it but your words fall on deaf ears. And soon enough you find even your words to fall silent as you are choked by this overwhelming entity.
But you won't give up. Somehow you'll get through to it. One way or another.

Instead of words you try to speak in a way it'll understand and convey your thoughts directly to it.
No way it'll get lost in translation this time. But there is still no response...
The entity seems... uncaring. Or perhaps it just doesn't recognize your presence as something worth noticing.
To it, you are probably just an insect scuttling about. Even your body is no longer yours.
Just like with the bug outside in realspace, the entity has power over you so it can decide what belongs to you or not.
And right now... your body is most certainly not yours.

But if this keeps up this insane pressure will rip apart your body from within!
You got to do something about it!

>Try to communicate further! Attempt to reach a mutual understanding.
>It wants your body? Well it won't have it without a fight!
>There might be a way to make it... care a bit more. Trap it here. As long as needed. Make it beg for you to release it
>Other?
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>>3315502
>It wants your body? Well it won't have it without a fight!
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>>3315502
>>There might be a way to make it... care a bit more. Trap it here. As long as needed. Make it beg for you to release it
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>>3315502
>>There might be a way to make it... care a bit more. Trap it here. As long as needed. Make it beg for you to release it
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>>3315502
Trap it!
This is our goddamn body
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>>3315512
Ignore this

>>3315513
and switch to this
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>>3315502
>There might be a way to make it... care a bit more. Trap it here. As long as needed. Make it beg for you to release it
We really gonna do this?
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>>3315502
>There might be a way to make it... care a bit more. Trap it here. As long as needed. Make it beg for you to release it
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>>3315502
>Perhaps it is incapable of caring? Manifest another sliver of humanity and shove it inside of the thing.
It's not rape to keep shoving our Humanity into things that don't want it, is it?
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>>3315502
>It wants your body? Well it won't have it without a fight!
Is it time to fight Dark Eric/Janemba/Buu/???
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>>3315523
Yeah we trap it till it Chills the Fuck out THEN we talk
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>>3315502

Perhaps it cannot comprehend Eric as anything but an insect because it was not designed to be sentient in the first place. From the description, it might be more like an intelligent weapon or some kind of magic virus or something. Maybe all it needs is a spark of consciousness to try and become more "alive"?
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>>3315502
Am I the only one concerned that everyone wants to try to trap a thing thats mere presence inside of us is almost killing us
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>>3315502
>>There might be a way to make it... care a bit more. Trap it here. As long as needed. Make it beg for you to release it
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>>3315539
Possible, but I'm very leary about performing more Soul Mutilation when our life is on the line.
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Rolled 17 (1d22)

Also just figured it out. This is u6 hirudegan isn't it?

Android of the day is...
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>>3315502
>There might be a way to make it... care a bit more. Trap it here. As long as needed. Make it beg for you to release it

It’s clearly got the edge in a straight fight, and it doesn’t care enough to communicate, this is our best chance of survival.
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>>3315502

Oops, forgot to put in my vote:

I'll second this: >>3315528

It might need a spark of consciousness before it can start to do stuff other than infest and spread.
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>>3315543
I'm leary about all the options, but this thing killed a bunch of Kaioshin's, who know FAR more about magic then we do, and its already inside us.

Frankly, I think all these options are bad, but I think trying to trap whatever this is is the least bad option we have.
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>>3315526
Support
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>>3315558
MvP-san.
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Righty'o

Trapping the magic monster it is

Roll the dice!
DC: 17 Crit: 19

>writing
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3315594
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3315594
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3315594
Hold my Beer! i got this!
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3315594
rolling
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3315594
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3315594
Fail
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>>3315597
>>3315598
Oh no....
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>>3315601
>>3315602
WHY DID I ROLL! FUCK
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>>3315594
What is the BO? BO4? BO3?
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How will we trap it though? How long will we be in this meditative state to keep it locked in us? What about food and water?
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>>3315601
18!
She didn't abandon us!
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>>3315601
>>3315602
Best Android saves us again!
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>>3315610
>>3315609
CALM DOWN IT'S ALWAYS BEEN BO4 SO I THINK WE'RE OKAY
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Not Som could you tell us if the Roll was Best Of 3 or Best Of 4?
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It's always bo4 guys we in da good for now
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all in favor of using sala as a club ala imma beat it a motherfucker with another motherfucker style say aye
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>>3315662
I say aye if we include bug man
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>>3315662
Hey.
Let's see her reaction to our survival first.
Then we bully her.
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Well... if you can't beat it... annoy the shit out of it.
Erecting a few barriers quietly you attempt to lock its mind in here with you.
For a few minutes it does not notice that something's amiss... After that however it does not bother to hide its frustration.

It may be powerful but its mind is nothing special.
Banging and scratching at the wall like a caged animal it wants to get out.
Sadly it takes the entity several minutes to figure out you might have something to do with this.

You feel the pressure lessening on your defenses as the blackness turns to you and assaults you with its anger.
In every fabric of your being you feel an intense desire for destruction. Probably that is what constitutes as a "threat" for this thing. Assaulting your mind with images of what it'll do to you.
But you have a sneaky suspicion that's what it'd do regardless.

"No.
You are not getting out."
You speak the words but try to convey the meaning behind them with your mind so the entity understands.
"Not if I have anything to say about it.
And judging by the state of my body you can't do much damage to it while here.
So let's say... I want to bargain!"

Stuck in there for... what could be best described as hours you got to understand a creature a bit.
Not as a person, more like a scientist observing an animal but a bit more intimate.
The creature is not governed by thought, rather it follows impulse.
It has no complex feelings to speak of, only extremely basic ones. It feels happiness, anger and boredom.
And it HATES boredom.

All in all, despite being absolutely ancient it feels like an infant.
It feels happiness when it causes mayhem, like a child when it kicks over a castle made out of legos.
The feeling of bricks falling around it, looking pretty and making some noise entertains it. The cries of the millions of lives it'd extinguish are little more than the scuttling of ants as it burns them with a magnifying glass.

And when nothing is happening, when it can't do anything and has to "sit in detention" it gets mad. Really, really mad.
So when it has a chance to break free it does it at a breakneck pace and often destroys whatever it comes in contact with, ironically that usually means it gets trapped right back in.
This thing... is simple.

Not dumb. But simple, predictable.

"Checkmate..."
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>>3315664
of course no need to make him feel left out
>>3315675
okay but then its bully time oh another idea so lets reinforce them so they don't die to fast
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>>3315679
Yeeeeeeeep this is DEFINITELY U6 Kid Buu.

No idea how it couldn't be Hakai'd but it legit can't be anything else.
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>>3315687
I don't want to kill Sala, not like she tricked us.
We knew the risks
And uh, if we survive then what is she guilty of?
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>>3315691
Maybe it kept stashing pieces of itself outside of the main body, so that it had something to reconstitute from when the main body got hakai'd.
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>>3315691
Holy shit are we about to go full Bidibi?
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>>3315693
>I don't want to kill Sala, not like she tricked us.
>We knew the risks
This. Literally from the first second going after this Magic, which we now know was Buu, it was hammered in again and again that it's super fucking lethal and that nobody who's messed with it has ever survived.

We just got cocky and didn't give a fuck. If someone gives you a loaded revolver, with 1 bullet giving you super powers, and 5 bullets killing you, don't be shocked and insulted when you pull the trigger and blow your own head off.
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>>3315691
Hakai is fairly slow acting
Just drop a piece off and regrow.
Spirit Bomb only killed Buu like it did. because of it's nature as an anti-evil attack and was also a fuckhuge explosion.
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>>3315710
Sure, but we know that Kid Buu has his own soul, independent of anybody/anything it's absorbed, so being Hakai'd still should have fucked up his soul even if he could regenerate his body from a severed piece.
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Another couple hours pass.
Its frustration is mounting. So much so that it materialized a pair of eyes to better address you, to better convey its frustration.
It wants to go. And it wants to get out now!

"No.
I've come to bargain-"
For the first time it makes a sound and it's a scream shaking your mind to its very foundation.
"No. I've come to bargain!"
It begins to thrash around, in an attempt to cause destruction in the emptiness but when it makes no progress it stops its temper tantrum.
"You're not getting out of here unless I let you. At least in there you could sleep until the next fool comes around.
But I won't let you. We'll stay here forever if need be!
Only if we strike a bargain do I let you out!"

Its eyes are now glowing red as it stares into your soul.
It wants to know what you want.

>Leave!
>You can stay. But you do as I say!
>You give me your power and I'll let you go back!
>Other?
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>>3315722
>>You can stay. But you do as I say!
>>You know, I'm one hell of a cook, I bet I can make food better then anything you've tasted before! You play along and you'll get food you've never even dreamed of existing!
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>>3315722
Teach this thing empathy, then it can be our buddy and have fun.
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>>3315722
>You can stay. But you do as I say!
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>>3315718
It's Buu, the interior of his body is like it's own wacky dimension in and of itself.
I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if Buu's soul could regenerate too because "fuck you".
Remember Old Kai said Beerus couldn't deal with Buu in canon.
maybe the spirit bomb purged the soul's evil or something which is why Uub is somehow Kid Buu tier.
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>>3315722
>You give me your power and I'll let you go back!
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>>3315730
>>3315731
Basically this with Extra Empathy
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>>3315722
>You have to eat all of this if you want to stay.
>Pass him a bowl of humanity.
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>>3315722
>>Leave!
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>>3315722
>You can stay. But you do as I say!
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>>3315722
>You give me your power and I'll let you go back!

What we originally came here for. This thing's like a ticking time bomb if we keep it inside of of, and just getting rid of it isn't going to get us anything.
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I just want to keep bribing Kid Buu with food, like a well trained dog, until we're stable enough to actually give him a sense of Humanity.

Seriously do. I'd like to bro it up with a Kid Buu who we made into a person.
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>>3315722
>>You give me your power and I'll let you go back!
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>>3315733
>how long have you been in there? either asleep or completely bored if you come with me you'll at least get to experience something again
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>>3315742
Actually yeah, scratch >>3315741
I'll support this
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>>3315722
>You can stay. But you do as I say!
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>>3315722
>>You give me your power and I'll let you go back!
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>>3315741
>>3315733
>>3315730
>>3315731

Guys, we came here for power. do we really want to put said power under the control of an entity with the impulse control and intellect of a toddler? And that's not even getting started on what Champa's going to do if he finds out. We STILL haven't even broke the news about the Tuffle twins or Hyssop's family to him, he's going to blow a gasket if he finds out that we freed a thing that even he couldn't kill and currently have it living inside of us.
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>>3315754
I realised
I sort of just wanted a Majin transformation for the cool factor.
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>>3315754
Ugh, dang that's a good point, but it'll hardly listen to us if we're just going to force it back into boredom. Any way we can only bring a significantly weaker version of it with us?
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>>3315754
I get your point I really really do but we can't just leave him to suffer in a Dank Ass Cave for the rest of eternity NOBODY should have to be forced into solitude like that not even Buu
We didn't leave the Tuffle twins to die so I don't really want to leave him either
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>>3315759
A Majin transformation would admittedly be cool, but I feel that that pro is outweighed by the "It could attempt to try and seize control of us at any time" and "Champa might Hakai us or some shit if he finds out we're renting out a room in our brainspace to a primordial chaos entity even he couldn't kill" cons.
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>>3315722
>other
>You must learn the true way... of a chef

Secret adoption path
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>>3315754
See I get where you're coming from, but whose to say we could even control the destructove eldritch power it would just plop into us. This seems like the easier of two difficult deals as it gives us time to acclimate the power in the long run.
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>>3315769
Dude, it's a barely sentient piece of magic putty. The Tuffle Twins were living, thinking androids that were basically going to be made to do the bidding of a bunch of cold, calculating machines against their will. There isn't a comparison. The only reason Buu was tolerable was because he was the nice part that resulted from Buu consuming some nice fat gentle Kai. This thing is nothing like him. It exists to wreak havoc, it's an intrinsic facet of it's nature.
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>>3315770
Actually that might be the one thing it can't do. It's powerful but lacks control, unless we give it the reins it shouldn't be able to do that.... yet. Remember guys how buy learned fast so if we do take it along we need to endear it quickly.
>>3315775
Btw this is basically supporting keeping it.

On the bright side we could finally get a baby and all we'll need is pet to complete the family set we've been making
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>>3315786
It literally ate the kindest soul in the universe (grand supreme kai) and was still a massive asshole
Humanity won't be able to help us here.
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>>3315784
I'd rather take power we'd need to train to control then have a petulant, violent toddler living inside our body doling out the power to us. We've got time here, and even if we can't control much of it through our own training I'm sure Vados or someone she knows could assist us in learning how to control us. I'll take some short term pain for long term pain. And we have no guarantee that this thing isn't going to try and jump ship when it sees us in danger, or seize control when we're vulnerable.
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>>3315798
I'll take some short term pain for long term gain*
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>>3315786
Well As it IS yes it is not much more that a Pink Blob of destruction BUT I have to believe that he has the potential to Change for the Better PLUS Bibidi isn't around this time To Make him Into a Massive Asshole
Our greatest Power isn't some Flashy Technique or some Planet Buster It's Our Empathy
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>>3315722
>You give me your power and I'll let you go back!
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Okay. Two things.
One: It's getting late so my counting might be off.
Two: You ain't making this easy by linking all over the place

But it looks like taking Buu in is winning
So I'll get to writing and then sleep

>writing
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>>3315802
Anon, you're attempting to redeem pure evil.
There's nothing to redeem.
Unless you can think of a way to give him the Uub soul purification treatment.
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>>3315807
Technically it isn't evil.
It's pure neutral. It has no concept of good or evil.
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>>3315807
I mean, Hercule did it. Technically so did Hell since Uub is implied canon in Super.
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>>3315807
I am willing to try the 'Grant him Humanity' thing and see if that works. Keep in mind, Kid Buu legit thinks like a super powered toddler, we just need to help him mentally develop while instill the value of morals and general life.

So yeah. We've just got to DAD Buu.

>>3315809
See. We can work with this.
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>>3315802
Bibidi doesn't even need to get involved, the thing is a massive asshole from the start. You can't just change an intrinsic part of an entity's nature, this thing's gonna want to cause destruction no matter what we do, it's literally made from the primordial entropy that makes up the universe. The only reason Fat Buu became good was because he was the part of Buu that contained that fat Kai's gentleness and kindness, and literally split off from the rest of the body, which got shortly exterminated.
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>>3315809
I guess that makes sense.
Buu is pure chaos (not necessarily bad) as opposed to Janemba's pure evil?
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>>3315814
It wasn't Hell, I think it was the spirit bomb.
Buu got reincarnated immediately.
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>>3315818
Whether it's inherently "Good" or "Evil" doesn't matter, it's inherently inclined to cause as much chaos (i.e. destruction) as it possibly can, which may as well be the same as evil from our personal standpoint.
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>>3315821
Not immediately, you have to go through the afterlife to get reincarnated. Besides the spirit is the pure life force of the area around you, if a piece of U6 Buu is inside us couldn't we possibly purify it through our empathy, we are psychic after all.
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>>3315826
Going by D&D alignment "Chaotic" doesn't mean "destroys absolutely fucking everything" it basically just means that you're unpredictable and don't follow any laws.
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>>3315833
A special exception was made for Buu/Uub.
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>>3315826
Not really, only real example of that we see is bibidi taking a piece of it and twisting into a weapon to use against the gods, and even then u7 ended up redeeming that Buu twice.
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To all the raging anons. Just putting it out right now. I was the one anon who honestly didn't even wanna go to the big evil. Y'all thought Eric could take it, I was busy but when I came back all I could think of is the fact we came to [b] train [/b] not to get another instant gain and be the next gohan. The instant we failed the roll to survive the literal demon anti-christ we willingly tried to reach out to, I was done. Now we have the chance to maybe get a being of infinite magical potential that even champa couldn't beat? He'll ya more children stronger than us. And no I'm not being salty and hoping for Eric's death. Just pointing our if you felt it was too dangerous for us to handle you shouldn't have gone with the demon supplements and instead continue training with our increased time we have. You were all blinded by the new waifus appearance, and she isn't even the real one, making her worthless.
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Holy shit the Supreme Kais must have entered fucking panic mode.
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Buu turned "stable" after consuming fat kai's soul (humanity), instead of trying to control pure neutral chaos, surroud him with our humanity and let it slowly irradiate him some common sense and our concept of good an evil, he is like a child and children learn fast, raise him properly and you'll have nothing to fear about
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>>3315850
>calling Sala worthless
Wow, rude.
Also our new Buu child might actually be living in our body.
Majin Mode Eric maybe?
It's a good answer to super saiyan bullshit.
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>>3315840
They redeemed a piece of him containing all of the fat supreme kai's positive traits that broke off of the main part of Buu, which remained an asshole, it's completely different. And Buu, despite being in it's nicest incarnation, was still a total jerk most of the time. Once it reverted to it's primordial state, which is what this thing's currently in, reasoning with it was completely impossible. Honestly, why should we let a piece of near-mindless magical putty live inside of us when there's an option to get it's power without the huge drawback that's an angry piece of magical putty that's probably going to try and assume direct control at some point? Even if we redeem it over and it goes off by itself and does it's own thing then we're just going to lose the power, which defeats the whole point of putting our life at risk.
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>>3315862
She's yet to do anything to prove otherwise besides take a prime waifus and be a not!Android21
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What is best, to be born good or to overcome your inner darkness through great effort
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>>3315869
She pointed us towards Buu and knows the way out.
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You give the entity a stern look.
"I'll let you out of your cage.
But if I see you doing anything to my body I'll lock you up again!
So I'm gonna test to see how far I can let you off the leash. If you behave good you'll get more freedom.
Sound good?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ufq0OBvg2k

It growls. It's getting really agitated.
Once more it thrashes about before it suddenly stops and turns to face you.
The silence is starting to be deafening as it stares into you.
But finally you feel it. The strain on your body lessening.
Seems like it got the message.

The feeling of the creature settling down washes over you and gives you relief the likes of which you've never experienced before.
Looking up you start lowering the barrier and watch the creatures reaction closely.
Funnily enough it does the same thing with you. It knows that if it does anything now that wall is going back up.
So for now you're in the clear.

Nodding to it you leave the mindscape and return to the real world.
Your eyes slowly open up and you look over your body. The strange lumps are gone, whatever they may have been.
Looking up you look the demons in the eye and see that they are experiencing the purest form of terror you've ever seen.

Standing up you ask them a question.
"How long was I gone?"

"A-An hour?"
Sala responds.

Meanwhile the bug guy falls to his knees.
"H-How? How did you survive?
T-The Majin-"

"The Majin? Is that how it's called?"

Sala nods awkwardly.
"Y-You weren't kidding when you said you want to take down the Demon King?"
You shake your head and Sala swallows hard.
"N-Now I may start believing you..."

But then something unexpected happens as the bug guy walks up.
"I am Ken..."
And he kneels down.
"From this day forth you'll have my sword great Majin!"

You stare him down, your eyes tired and pained after that ordeal.
"Get up!
I don't like brown nosing.
Like I said. Behave well and I'll be your best friend.
Don't... and you won't have time to regret it!"
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And that is the end for me.

We'll have to continue this next time.
But for now, all I'll say is: Magic unlocked

Have a good night
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>Eric now has three adoptive children that were all made artificially, can all use the abilities of others through possession/absorption and can all regenerate
Woe befall anyone who tries to mind control us.
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>>3315893
>Eric gets mind controlled
>The inner buu takes control of his body instead and kicks the mind controller's ass
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>>3315891
Great Run.
Went in wanting to become Demon King Asulf.
Came out as Majin Eric.
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Kek, this is gunna be fun, great run NS and I can't wait for next time.
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>>3315901
The twins come in and it becomes a three on one hell in a cell cage match. Eric is the announcer audience and referee
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If we get a Majin Mode I wonder what it will look like.
Black Eyes+Red Sclera are a given.
Hair+skin colour change?
Straight up Kid Buu looking form?
Something else?
Such a form would make us SS3 tier in Ki alone, no?
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>>3315965
Now is not the time to kiss Sala.
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When we get the chance we should learn to share our senses with it so it can become enjoy our cooking.
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>>3315891
Thanks for the run Not-Som

So I guess this is it, conquering the Makai as the Great Majin is happening...

Sweet
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>>3315965
Kiss Sala after killing the demon king.
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Kiss sala never.

We have waifus and children at home. We can't just start kissing women every time we travel dimensions.
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I've just realized we have Aladjinn inside. FUCK, well at least we can try to redeem him with our food and love
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>>3316028
We've also unlocked the traditional "Superpowered Evil Mode" transformation if we ever lose control.
Also we might be able to learn even the most broken Majin magic of regeneration.
Imagine the look on the twin's faces when we just regenerate something and claim it doesn't take energy.
Saiyans become big monkeys, we become chaos personified.

...Why do I get the feeling Kefla vs Out of Control raging Buuric might become a thing.
Also we should attempt to conjure shit into our mindscape for Buu(name pending)
Like a playground and books.
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>>3316050
If a majin transformation does unlock, I'm hoping it's less of a pink majin look and more gif related>>3314301
Have a makai king form that looks like an end tier demon king villain.

The demon king of Makai

Angel of the Omniking

The Champion of Salada

The ancient assassin of time


The intergalactic fugitives

The twin scion of the Tuffle race

The God of Destruction

Is it just me or did Champa's planet end up turning into a touhou stage?
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>>3316143

Eric Asulf, psychic assassin, father to all prodigals, doomslayer, renter of headspace to magical beings, and godly chef.

Come to think of it, we should really figure out a way to break the news to Champa about what we've been doing in Makai.
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You know...Makai is a shithole. But we're fuckin MAGIC now, alongside having not inconsiderably psychic and ki abilities.
Maybe we should leave a body double behind, if we can figure out how to do so. Someone to manage the place since we'll be usurping the demon king, after all. Maybe try to reform some demons, maybe try to improve some living conditions for the neutral/good-aligned demons. And of course, brutally murder the irredeemable ones that refuse to bend the knee.
If we straight up leave after ganking the king it'll just result in a power vacuum before things go back to the status quo, and the place will remain a shithole.
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>>3316201
I don't see that happening, this is place is the evil and chaos of the universe, with spots of good and order bled in, the opposite of our half of the universe. I'm not sure we could change anything and considering how shitty the vast majority of the inhabitants are it doesn't seem like we should bother.
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>>3316201
>If we straight up leave after ganking the king it'll just result in a power vacuum before things go back to the status quo, and the place will remain a shithole.
That's not our problem, and it's not a problem in and of itself, Makai is this way to balance out the Order of the Mortal Universe. Don't try and fuck up the natural order of existence just because demons are pure Darwinist.
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>>3316263

Fair enough. Though I wonder how we'll explain Sala and possibly Ken to Champa? It's one thing to take in mortals, but sheltering demons is another thing entirely.
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>>3316301
Is it? I don't think he really cares as long as they don't annoy him or get in his way. Besides we offered Sala, but Ken might stay and rule over the swaths of land we end up leaving. That or he actually holds on to the vow of loyalty and asks to come with us, which would be pretty cool.
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>>3315886
And so Majin Eric was born!
this give Eric any physical or aura changes?
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>>3317169
*Did
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>>3316201
We can try making Ken stronger so we can install him as Demon King.
Could be a useful ally to have.
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>>3315886
Holy shit I was worried all day that If we failed that roll we were gonna die and fail we did but-

Goddamn! We've got Buu2 lurking around Inside us now! Maybe not as immediately satisfying as waltzing up and drinking all of Buu's power like koolaid but damn this Is Interesting.

You're a madlad Not-Som, you know that?

>>3316015
That's not very Kirk of you anon-sama.

>>3317180
>Tfw we master Majin powers and stay In control of the Makai through an empowered servant.

>Tfw Eric can dramatically unleash super-hell as a trump card.
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>>3317194
As cool as summoning Makai is, I'm not sure if it's worth it in a battle unless they are all super loyal and our opponent is also spamming mooks.
I wonder if Frost was told the story of the Majin by his father.
Also god damn we're gonna need a base not on Champa's planet to prevent annoying him by bringing demons along.
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>>3317205
So cash in the favor from king? An private island on some planet under his salda forces protection?
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>>3317212
I'd like a private island on Earth more.
Maybe one too hard to explore easily for humans due to difficult terrain and nowhere to land/dock
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>>3317217
I'd prefer off world just be safe, and we'd be able to test buu's powers without too much fear
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>>3317276
Why not both?
Earth is still our home.
We could probably set up permanent portals linking our bases together.
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>"Wow! You can use timeskip and have a Majin sealed inside you giving you it's power? I'm getting excited!"
We've got a weird parallel to Uub now.
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So, what should we do with Frost after we kick his shit in?
(If we don't kill him in the fight)
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>>3317829
If we don't kill him during the fight, we kill him after the fight. None of this this mercy bullshit for a through and through evil mortal.
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>>3317851
I meant how should we kill him, mostly.
Cut in half?
Transmute?
Obliterate?
Throw him at Champa to Hakai?
(This is like the fifth time Frost has fucked up for Champa. First he cheated, then he tried to steal the prize, then he acted like a spaz and trusted another universe's member, then he almost got U6 erased for rule breaking, and now he's attempting to fuck up Earth.)
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>>3317829
Candy beam
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>>3317888
Just blast him, no need to get all sadistic about the kill shot. I guess we could crush him with telekinesis
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>>3317961
>Killing
>A frost demon

Don't want to be That Guy but it's not exactly an easy thing to do...
Fucking Frieza was still alive when he was cubed up
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>>3317981
Yeah that's mostly why I brought it up
Need to vaporise the fucking things or take them out in some way that leaves no real body if you want to properly kill them, of course if you massively injure one of them they aren't gonna be in a state to win a fight.
Freeza Cells is why Cell is such a pain in the ass to kill.
Fucking space cockroaches.
What if we petrify Frost? That's a cool way to deal with him.
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>>3318012
Cell is busted because of the combination of cells he has.

>Frost Demon so he can not, will not, never ever die
>Namekian to enhance his durability so he can recover from any damage while not dying
>And finally Saiyan so he gets a power boost from it

I mean... yeah. Your best bet is either taking him out some other way, like locking him up or sealing him. Or simply beating him and hoping he goes away
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Sadly I have some bad news folks.
For the next two days I won't be able to write jack shit.

So the next session will only be possible on Thursday

apologies
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>>3318016
Or you can just do what Gohan did and use a bigger beam to hopefully destroy every single cell.
(And hope for a Vegeta distraction)
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>>3318034
That's ok Not-Som, you take care of yourself.
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>>3317981
To be fair Trunks did it just fine, and the only reason Frieza survived Goku, besides the insane amount of chances Goku gave him to just give up and fuck off, is because Cold got there and put him back together through enhanced cybernetics. They're tough fuckers but they're not that hard to kill if you can take one on.
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>>3318085
Not-Som was referring to Cell.
Although Trunks did kill Cell too.
Also there's the whole thing where Hit hits Frost's vitals and KOs him.
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>>3318012
Petrification sounds cool's. I wanna try that. Maybe drain the life force while he's stoned kek so that he's 110% dead?
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>>3318106
Knocking someone out =/= killing them.

But I get what you mean.
However I wonder if frost demons even have organs.
From what we've seen Frieza didn't appear to have anything in there when he sudokud himself.
Only a uniform mass of... flesh
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>>3318126
One problem with petrification is that if it's anything like Dabura's technique it reverts should we die.
Petrification+breaking the statue a little would deal with the problem.
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>>3318153
Man who the fuck thinks putting Freeza's race in a unuverse is ever a good idea?
They've got so many natural advantages it's unreal, and they seem naturally inclined towards evil.
At least Cell is an abomination of science and Buu is an abomination of magic.
A Kaioshin OK'd Freeza's Race.
Kaioshin are dumb.
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>>3318153
They have to have some type of digestive system seeing as Frieza has been seen drinking wine and eating before.
We also know they have eyes and nasal passages based on fucking looking at em.
What role the crystals along their bodies play is beyond me.
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>>3318183
>implying there's a better method of raising your mortal level than making nigh-unkillable death lizards
>implying the God of Destruction isn't also supposed to scare them into submission
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>>3318184
They eat shellfish and drink wine iirc.
Maybe we're thinking into it too much.
Maybe their organs/giblets(/cells?) can enter something like a survival state if they ever take massive damage for whatever reason.
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>>3318193
>"guys, great idea, DEATH LIZARDS that will raise the mortal level!"
>Universes with death lizards are only above the literal shithole universe on mortal level.
Bad plan.
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>>3318184
>Frieza eats
Yeah that's actually true...
I retract what I just said. Still, their biology must be something else.
And another fun little tidbit: It's quite possible that Goku caught the heart virus when he bit Friezas tail. So that's something to think about

The crystals are part of their biosuits I think since they are capable of changing when Frieza goes gold for example.

>>3318183
Technically the Frost Demons shouldn't be that powerful.
King Cold was a mutant, hence his absurd power which he passed onto Frieza
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>>3318215
Sure but having a nigh unkillable race of beings that can all survive in the vacuum of space (breathe in space too, somehow) that are probably around Saiyan level in power and have a strange tendency to be evil is probably something you don't want.

Unrelated but what the fuck was Gogeta's problem in the movie?
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>>3318224
The problem is that the artist likes to exaggerate issues.

Broly was in full on Berserk mode and while Gogeta seemed to have the situation under control Broly still managed to hang in there for quite a while.
So learning from their experience with Freezypop they decided to NOT let the GoD level Berserker Super Saiyan blow up the planet by accident
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>>3318224
Full Vegeta at the beam.
Full Goku at the freeza part.
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>>3318229
Yeah but why not just kill Freeza?
He specifically came to Earth to kill them.
And has himself learnt how to reliably blow up a planet in seconds.
Gogeta would know very well how Freeza responds when butthurt about losing.
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>>3318255
What>>3318252
said

Gogeta is half Goku. And Goku wants to deck Frieza in the schnaz once more
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>>3318263
Man Gogeta is a mess when it comes to motivations, chalk it up to the Dance being a less complete fusion.
Also
>"who are you?"
>"that's right, you don't know about fusion."
>Freeza has seen Gotenks and Kefla before
This was strange.
Vegito is better, fite me.
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>>3318272
Eh...
I think Team Four Star said it best.
"Frieza is no longer the guy who'll destroy the universe, he's not the BBEG anymore.
He's the guy that'll START the destruction of the universe."

I'm fine with it though. I admit, I enjoy this new Frieza. Still evil as shit but he's been taken down a few pegs as his shit gets pushed in more and more
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>>3318272
>Vegito is better, fite me.
It's literally the same guy
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>>3318302
I'd say... Vegeto is more Goku while Gogeta is more Vegeta.

Vegeto has a tendency to fool around like Kakarot.
While Gogeta REALLY reminds me of Vegeta when he fought Semi-Perfect Cell.

But I agree, the two are very similar
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>>3318316
Also the two have different techniques for some reason.
Vegito has an energy sword and Gogeta has the Stardust Breaker.
Also Gogeta forgot he can use Big Bang Kamehameha/Final Kamehameha for some reason
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>>3318288
I don't know how I feel about making a genocidal monster a Saturday Morning Cartoon villain.
Also how did he last an hour against Broly and maintain Golden Freeza?
The Bad Fusions were a silly thing to include.
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>>3318420
To be fair he did say he mastered his golden form in hell when Goku brought him back during the ToP arc and fix his stamina weakness in that form. Goku did the same thing with with SS back during the cell arc and stayed in form for over a week, and we all just accepted that perfectly fine. As for the bad fusions, it was silly but it was a fun callback to the fusion reborn movie. It was silly for sure but I enjoyed that bit.
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>>3318224
This picture needs something. Frieza In the top right corner doing the DMC5 shuffle

>>3318034
Don't worry about It Not-Som, you've already been running at a pace faster than plenty of QM's. We aren't going anywhere, so take It easy man.
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>>3318754
Didn't stop him not using it for long times during the ToP.
The extra hour added on by the bad fusions really hurts the ol suspension of disbelief.
The bad fusions work for Gotenks because Goten and Trunks are dumb kids.
Vegeta is supposed to be a fighting genius.
They just left Broly rampaging for an entire hour.
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>>3319997
>They just left Broly rampaging for an entire hour.
To be fair they specifically left him rampaging all over Frieza for an hour. Not the best time to insert comedy into the movie, but Frieza getting his shit stomped by an angry Saiyan again is a nice booby prize at least.
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>>3320146
The most surprising thing is Freeza managed to not blow up Earth for a whole hours worth of beatdown.
He really wanted to be 5 cm taller.
Also why does Shenron leave after the first wish?
Isn't he supposed to grant 3 wishes if nobody asks for a multirez or 2 if they do?
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>>3320146
"Have fun Frieza!"
Best line of the entire fucking movie
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>Vados was joking about how whenever they have a problem they should just throw us at it
>throws us into Demon Realm
>emerge as the Demon King and host of a (hopefully friendlier by then) Majin that Champa couldn't kill.
I wonder how Vados and everyone else will react upon our return if it all goes to plan.
Also if we're going full Demon King I want a cape. A cape and a sword.
Complete the image for when we return.
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>>3320520
A cape hood. And a cool sword that freezes things, cause fire swords are stupid and whoever made them was dumb
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How about a sword like the one Janemba had?
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>>3320695
Flaming Swords are more of a biblical angel thing anyway.
An ice sword could be cool.
Capes with hoods are even better as they give a bonus mystery factor when the hood is up.
>>3320708
Janemba sort of just picks up a small club and turns it into a sword, it's more an ability than a sword.
It's still a cool sword though.
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>>3320708
>not just using the sword that was in Ken's now dismembered arm
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>>3320731
>wanting some random sword instead of seeking out legendary demon swords
When we figure out healing he can have his arm back too.
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>>3320740
Fine. We can just make our own demon sword out of the Demon King's corpse anyhow.
That'd totally stand up to any legendary sword down in Makai.
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>>3320746
Lets turn every demon we meet that attacks us into a sword with magic.
Sword Beam instead of Candy Beam
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>>3320751
Better yet, Chef's Knife Beam.
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>>3320755
Vegetable Beam.
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>>3320844
>tfw when reduce entire armies to gourmet cooking ingredients
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>>3320755
>>3320844
Why not both?

Strong enemies are turned to knives

Weaker but good enemies into ingredients

And weaklings into unpaid interns
That way everyone wins.
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Or we could, y'know, not go full edgelord. Just act like ourselves, especially once we're back in the normal world and don't have to threaten/kill everyone around us just to survive.

Although I will agree a cloak would be cool, as long as it's magic, even if just to flutter dramatically when there's no wind.
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>>3322025
>"Why is your cape billowing? We're on a spaceship."
I also want a sword because Trunks has shown that Sword of Asspull is the most effective technique in the entire series.
Makes you stronger than a Vegito Blue level opponent.
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Small update:
Turns out that Thursday will be a Friday instead.
Damn interviews don't want to end
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Simple solution, kill interviewers/ees stay on qst forever.
Jk
It's fine, hope your schedule clears soon
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>>3322287
Wasn't that basically just a spirit bomb shaped into a sword though? We've unlocked magic so it's not like we couldn't learn to do our own form of collected life energy attack without needing a sword. Though we could learn to form ki weapons if anons want, that would be pretty cool admittedly.

We should also totally get some overly anime demon king armor and cape combo if only purely to mess with everyone when we come back.

"You're, uh, not gonna stay in that armor are you?"

"Huh? Oh nah, might keep the cape on though"

"...."

"What, it's a sweet cape."
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>>3322637
Trust me, I would if I could.
I'm having a blast here.

But I'm no shill.
Those patreon jews can keep selling their soul but I want no part of it
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>>3322899
Good on you OP. Good on you.

>>3322769
I've always felt that weapons had an odd place In Dragonball, because to me they're either completely useless or completely broken with little middle ground. If we do get a Ki weapon or a weapon that we then coat with Ki, It'd probably be fairly useful as a defensive tool, letting us slice through and parry things we shouldn't be able to. I like the idea of just being able to cut a beam wave straight In half, completely no-selling It. Of course, It'd also be a good answer against people using Ki weapons themselves by letting us block than just having to dodge.
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>>3323132
Yeah, Zamasu and Black's ki energy swords are fucking deadly in melee.
As is stuff like Vegito's spirit sword, which is even worse considering he can adjust the range to be anything he wants.
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>>3323152
>>3323132
It's worth looking into as a technique, Eric going all "Check me out I'm a Green Lantern!"
I think an actual weapon is a bit much though, we should training more estoric abilities, not having falling in the straight combat trap.
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>>3323623
>doesn't want to be able to melee
What are you? A fuckin' Tau?
Besides people generally have less experience fighting against actual talented weapon users in DB, combine that with our bullshit abilities and we'll be a nightmare to fight.
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>>3323738
I mean, cruahing people with space/time powers and slicing them up with psychokinetic mind slashes seems a lot more effective than....running around with a sword.
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>>3323901
Tell that to Frieza, and Zamasu.

Anyway it's time to laugh at Vegeta for getting controlled AGAIN.
Also Punished Zamasu did better than I would've expected vs Jiren.
That episode wasn't as bad as they usually are and the fights sort of made sense.
Hannibal Broly was teleported off for being too boring too.
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>>3324864
Oh and the main villain (Hearts) used some sort of gravity power that forced Jiren to the ground so that was cool.
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>>3324864
They somehow managed to do that design worse than GT.
I'm impressed.
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>>3324985
Still looks better than Super Baby 1, which is what the transformation there is equivelant to, I think.
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>>3324989
Regardless, the bar was dropped on the floor and they decided the best solution was to start digging.
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>>3324993
Come on, it doesn't look that bad.
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>>3325001
My hyperbole aside, it's still a lame design. Then again I don't know what I expected from Heroes of all things.
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>>3325006
Grand Priest UI Goku and Punished Zamasu look pretty cool.
The Oren Vegeta design is average I guess.
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Can't wait for the next session tomorrow
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>>3326665
Yes you can.
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>>3327133
No he couldn't, that anon now only exists in the world of the future, splitting away from the past to accomplish his goals.
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The journey back to your camp felt much longer than when you left.
But at long last you're back and you relief as you're surrounded by the dead remains of your enemies.
You see, they are good because YOU made them, not some eldritch monstrosity...

As you get back your two new companions quickly settle down with Ken withdrawing himself so he can do some sword practice while Sala is busy grinding her nails. With a rock. That she broke off from your roof just a second ago.
The mere thought of doing something like that makes you cringe.

While she's blowing some dust off her nails you approach her and start talking "business".
"So. When will you take me to the Demon King?"

"Excuse me. What?"

"The Demon King.
You said-"

"I said that if you manage to get the Majin under control the Demon King won't stand a chance against you.
As it stands, you look like you're barely holding your body together..."
She says as she looks you over.
"But at the very least you do appear to have magic now so... that's a plus, I guess."

"Oh...
Well I guess it was wishful thinking that I could tackle him."
You sit down.
"No matter. I'll figure this magic stuff out and then kick him in the dick!"

"Yeah... good luck.
You won't get far."

"Why?"

"Most demons are born with magic, knowing how to use magic!
You are less threatening than a newborn and you have even less magic reserves!"

"Erm... hello?"
You gesture at your camp which is literally made from the bodies of your now dead enemies.

"I've seen bigger.
You're not that creative."

Hearing Sala criticize you makes Ken quite angry.
"You DARE insult the one who tamed the Majin?!
Have you no SHAME?!"

"Oh, and don't listen to a word this tool says."
She continues.
"Demons are meek once they realize you're stronger than them.
But turn your back and they'll happily stab you if they think they can get away with it."

>Can you... teach me then?
>Ken! I order you to help me train my magic!
>Well... I guess I'll just keep doing what I'm doing. Now... I'm feeling quite peckish after almost dying. You guys want to join me?
>Other?
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Apologies for the delayed start.
I have... things to do.

Cuhrayzee things
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>>3327833
>Can you... teach me then?
Lucky for us I know exactly how to deal with this demon.
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>>3327833
>Can you... teach me then?

>>3327836
How cuhrayzee we talkin Not-Som?
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>>3327833
>>Can you... teach me then?
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>>3327849
"Daddy took my hand simulator" cuhrayzee
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>>3327833
>Can you... teach me then?
You're about to see UNLIMITED POTENTIAL.
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>>3327856
It's alright, we'll wait while you go pull your devil trigger.
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>>3327862
Also if any of you also felt like "FUCKING TAKE MY MONEY ITSUNO YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!" then I'd recommend you download the crack from Skidrow.

Because by some miracle one madlad uploaded a developer exe file which does NOT have Denuvo on it.
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>>3327833
>Can you... teach me then?
Magicka here we come
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>>3327873
"STILL download the crack"
Fuck me.

Anyways, magic training it is.
I'd like some dice to see how well you grasp the basics
Best of 4
DC: 14 No crit

>writing
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3327900
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>>3327873
YOU FOOL I'VE ALREADY BEATEN THE ENTIRE GAME
BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING MANIAC
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3327900
FOOLISHNESS DANTE FOOLISHNESS
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>>3327902
Silly billy. You don't beat a DMC game until you can fly around like Donguri
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3327900
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>>3327901
>>3327904
>>3327906
>8
>6
>4
Oh no! It's a pattern!
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3327900
Plz
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>>3327913
That clutch...
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>>3327913
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
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>>3327913
good lookin out big man
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>>3327913
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"Then... could you maybe, perhaps... teach me?"

She looks up at you surprised.
"Are you... asking me for help?"

"BAH! You think you're worthy of teaching the Majin?!
FOOLISHNESS!"

"HE asked me genius."
She responds to Kens insult before returning to you.
*ahem*
"Okay... I'll see what I can do.
Follow me."

Leading you away from Kens prying eyes Sala slowly starts to explain the very basics of magic.
"As you can probably feel, you've got some magic reserves now.
That's because unlike your crude, mortal way of fighting magic is not tied to your stamina. Instead it uses a separate pool of power. This is the main reason why most of us decided to abandon that way of fighting and focus solely on magic."

"Uh-huh."

"But it has its downsides.
Magic is a lot less... "exact" than your "martial arts" and whatnot.
Observe."
She extends her hand and with a snap her index finger lights up like a zippo.
"It's a lot less of "practicing one thing until you can use it" and more "conditioning yourself"."

"So let me get this straight...
Magic is just the power of make-believe and bullshit?"

"Crude but... basically yes.
The way you use magic is simple. You tap into your power reserves and perform an action.
That action can be anything from snapping your finger, to crossing your arm. So long as you believe it will happen, truly, truly believe it, it'll work."
She then extinguishes the fire in her hand and starts snapping her finger over and over again.
"If you perform an action enough times, thinking it'll do something, then sooner or later it will.
But you need to have the correct mindset for it.
For example: If you want to make fire, you think about... well, fire.
But not the fire itself. You think of the heat, how it feels to get burned. That's why some demons put their hands in fire, to experience the kiss of fire firsthand."

You think you got what she means.
Extending your hand you start focusing and snap your fingers... but nothing happens.

"Well, I did say it'll take a while."
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>>3327930
She doesn't know we can stop time and make portals using our mind powers, does she?
Haha. That might come as a surprise to her.
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>>3327933
Magic + psychic space/time control, coupled with further enhancing our Ki strengthened body....
Jeez coming here really was a good investment on our part.
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You keep snapping your finger over and over again, hoping to accomplish anything.
The worst part is that while you get the concept, you don't exactly know how to "tap into" your magic pool.
It's true that you feel something but it's not exactly much and you have no clue how to access it.

But as you keep trying Sala continues her little lecture.
"Basic stuff like throwing fire around are easy enough.
However more complex or more... abstract spells require much more effort.
If it's something really specific you want to achieve then it's even possible that you may need to chant some magic words.
The trick here is that... they aren't real spells. If one demon performs some complex ritual you can't just copy it. Because the spells themselves are more like mantras. Little jingles to... put yourself in the correct mindset.
You know... programming your brain."

"So... I have to come up with my own?"

"Basically.
But you don't have to! They just make things easier.
The downside there is that once you get used to the chant, you can't perform the spell without it."

You keep snapping away, to the point that your middle finger is seriously starting to hurt.
But once Sala concluded her explanation of the basic rules of magic you got a decently clear picture.
Imagining a match being lit, its sound, its smell, its heat, you snap your finger one more time you do manage to produce some sparks but the act leaves you exhausted and panting.

"I... I did it!"

"So you did.
But it looks like you're tapped out.
Looks like the Majin is real stingy...
Well, you just gotta increase your pool the old fashioned way. By using it."

You straighten your back and start stroking your chin.
"Hmmmm..."

>Well, I guess I'll just have to recharge my batteries then. Food time!
>If I have so little available then perhaps I could supplement it
>Maybe if I started stockpiling it...
>Other?
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>>3327940
>Well, I guess I'll just have to recharge my batteries then. Food time!

Time to see if we can cook up some Makai cuisine that doesn't involve cannibalizing demons.
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>>3327940
>Maybe if I started stockpiling it...
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>>3327940
>Maybe if I started stockpiling it...
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>>3327940
>If I have so little available then perhaps I could supplement it

Alternative solutions go. We can have Vados train us properly later.
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>>3327940
>If I have so little available then perhaps I could supplement it
Eric casts FIST
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>>3327940
>If I have so little available then perhaps I could supplement it

Sad. The archmage dream is far away
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>>3327940
>>If I have so little available then perhaps I could supplement it
Hmm, I wonder if we could use our psychic powers for our self conditioning, but we don't really do much with the mental part of our powers.
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I... I've been away for an HOUR?! WHAT?!

*ahem*
Anyway, I'll get to writing.

In the mean time please roll for the result of this little "experiment".
DC: 10 Crit: 18

>writing
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3328036
I dunno what's going on, but Imma roll for it.
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>>3328036
Here goes!
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>>3328036
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>>3328036
Oh come on
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>>3328049
Holy piss... another clutch!
Looks like magic is the one thing that'll give Eric some trouble
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>>3328036
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>>3328049
Holy shit.
You're the saviour.
Twice.
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>>3328052
It's a clutch moist of the time here same as in one piece photographer Flashman is a weapons genius (only by power or RNG as QM himself said he wasn't supposed to be at first.)
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Well the one upside of having such a horrendously small amount of magic is that at least it charges back up quicker.
Once it returns you start thinking about this little conundrum, much to Salas amusement.
"What are you doing? Trying to pop a blood vessel?"
She says as your head starts turning red from all the thinking.

"If you don't have much to use, use it well...
That was the basis of my training from day one.
I guess it still remains true."
You ponder on your options.
Finally you smack your cheeks and extend one hand.
"Okay! Here goes!"

First, you expel what little magical energy you have. Not as a spell but rather as raw energy. That will serve as the core.
Next comes a bit of psyonics with some space distortion. Through sheer focus you start bending space until it becomes a swirling whirlpool.
It's becoming increasingly harder to control with each second so you must finish it quickly.
Gritting your teeth and grunting heavily, you start pumping the thing full of Ki and it's at this point that the "thing" you're creating is becoming visible to the untrained eye.

The mass of swirling energy grows as it hungrily devours your ki until it becomes a heavy, black ball capable of fitting in your palm.
Your hand is shaking like crazy, barely capable of holding back the thing in your hand.
It's at this point that it starts sucking in smaller particles of dust that float around in the air.
Sala sees this and starts shouting.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
THROW IT! THROW IT NOW!"

You try to do so but the thing doesn't exactly want to move around. After slowly floating forward a few inches it gets stuck in the air and since you are no longer holding it together the things energy starts going out of control until...

BOOOOM
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>>3328088
Void ball get?
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>>3328106
More like Void Ball blow off our fuckin arm.
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>>3328106
Null Void? It fits and is a pun on been 10.
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>>3328111
Would be weird for a crit to blow off our arm
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>>3328116
not if we regenerate
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Thankfully the thing going off didn't cause too much destruction. Only a small crater is visible under the spot where it was floating, only big enough to house one person curled up in the fetal position. But it managed to expel everything it sucked up so now there is a little dust cloud surrounding you.

Sala coughs as she starts apprehending you.
"WHAT DID YOU DO YOU IDIOT?!"

"I-I was just experimenting-"

"WITH WHAT?! OUR LIVES?!
YOU DON'T TOY AROUND WITH SOMETHING YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"

"S-Sorry-"

"SORRY MY ASS!!"

It's at this moment that Ken flies up to you with his insect wings and sabers drawn.
"What is it? Are we under attack?!"

"YES! UNDER ATTACK BY THIS IDIOT!"
Sala than smacks you over the head, her knuckles biting into your skull.

"OW!"

As you're rubbing your head she storms off, furious, or perhaps simply worried.
Meanwhile your bug "friend" tries to question you.
"Ignore her Majin.
Nothing good can come of those damn outcasts anyway..."

>You're right. She'll come around
>Maybe I should apologize to her...
>Other?
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>>3328124
>Maybe I should apologize to her..
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>>3328124
>Maybe I should apologize to her...

That seemed like way too personal of a reaction to be scolding a potential student/partner for being reckless. There's got to be some baggage here that we accidentally set off.
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>>3328124
>Maybe I should apologize to her...
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>>3328124
>>You're right. She'll come around
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>>3328124
>Maybe I should apologize to her...
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>>3328132
Support.
Yea that was too big and prsional a reaction from what I expected from her.
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>>3328124
>Maybe I should apologize to her..
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>>3328124
>You're right. She'll come around
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>>3328124
>Maybe I should apologize to her...
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The result of that is obvious

>writing
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You ignore what Ken said and make your way to Sala who sat down on a rock and is now sulking on her own.
"Fuck off!"
She doesn't beat around the bush.

"Look, I'm sorry-"

"Sorry for almost killing me?!"

"Y-Yeah...
May I sit down?"

"No!"

"Look... I'm really sorry.
But... it feels like there is more to this.
That was quite a large reaction to-"

"YOU! ALMOST! KILLED ME!"

"But I didn't?"

"But you could've!
If you didn't stop then-"

"But I did stop.
Listen, I didn't want to harm you, okay?
Soooo... would you tell me what that's all about?"

She lets out a sigh.
"I don't want to.
It's a long and fucking stupid story.
Besides, why do you care?! Why do you fucking care?!"

>Because I'm human. And that's what we do.
>I just do. Believe it or not I don't want to hurt you. I only hurt those that try to kill me
>Well... if you're gonna be like that then perhaps I shouldn't care
>Other?
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>>3328210
>Because I'm human. And that's what we do.
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>>3328210
>>Because I'm human. And that's what we do.
>>Tell her about the Truffles you helped along with the U9 people.
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>>3328210
>Why do people keep asking that? Why do I need a reason to be nice? Does anyone ask why someone would wish a good day, or lend a seat in the bus?
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>>3328215
Support
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>>3328210
>Because I'm human. And that's what we do.
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Mhmmmm

>writing
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"Why do people keep asking that? Why do I need a reason to be nice? Does anyone ask why someone would wish a good day, or lend a seat in the bus?"
You hit bump your chest and speak up.
"I'm human! This is what we do!
And if you still doubt me, I'll have you know I did my best to try and help a race of genocidal machines!
So yeah... I do care about you! Even if you're a demon!"

She stares at you for several seconds before letting out a chuckle.
"Hehe... Human huh?
What strange little creature...
Fine. I'll tell you who I am if you must know.
But you'd best sit down. For this will be a long one."

"Way ahead of you."

"So to start off with, I... wasn't always like this.
I was just like all the rest, happily killing away without a care for what might come tomorrow. Those were... simpler times.
Truth be told I spent most of my time killing things. I was so good at it in fact that at the height of my power I was considered an Elite Demon. Well... half of one."
Sala then shuts her eyes.
"Until I decided to tackle the Demon King.
I managed to get as far as the head assholes throne room.
I can still remember every little detail of that day."

"So... you failed."

"No... I was betrayed.
Before the fight even broke out, before I had a chance to fight the only being I ever trusted in this shithole of a realm, the only one I ever dared to show my back to... attacked me.
I can still hear her laughter."
Sala clenches her fists.
"Wounded and broken I had to run away. Been on the run ever since.
Last time I heard the bitch now serves as the Demon Kings favorite cocksleeve."
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>>3328316
>favorite cocksleeve

Holy shit the demon realm is just the pent up sexual frustration of anonkun brought to life
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She stands up and appears to look off into the distance where the many floating rocks are no longer visible.
"Since then I changed my look on life.
I got tired of fighting, tired of struggling.
Instead of risking my life I decided to lay low and just... let things happen around me.
I got... tired of it all."

You look at her in utter shock.
Words like these were the last thing you expected to hear from a demon.
"Do you... regret anything?"

"Hmmm?
I don't know. I guess the only thing I regret is thinking that anyone can be trusted."
She turns back around and looks you directly in the eye.
"And that's all good. Since then I was never disappointed by anyone. Because I don't expect anything from them.
This is why I want you gone one way or another. The sooner you disappear from my life the sooner I can get back to wasting away as I should be."

You don't feel... anything from her. No malice, no self loathing. What she just said is how she genuinely believes.
That her life is meaningless and all she's doing now is waiting until she finally gets to die and be at peace.
A depressed demon...
How-

>Sad
>Tragic
>Funny
>Other?
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>>3328356
>Tragic
"On my planet treachery is considered the gravest sin of all."
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>>3328356
>Familiar
It's like she came from our generation!
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>>3328366
>Tragic
I guess everyone has their problems whether you like it or not. (Only difference being the size and cause) I guess her leaving the realm will truly be a new beginning.
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>>3328356
>Tragic
That is genuinely depressing, her spirit is just broken
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>>3328356
>Tragic
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>>3328356
I’ll second this, with a caveat:
>>3328368

Thankfully the whole human race killing each other and coming back from the afterlife seems to have given the human race a new perspective on life, and generally become less jaded and shortsightedly greedy. In addition, Eric went from being a downtrodden Everyman into having pretty spiffy adventures every now and then and saving worlds and races.

It’s depressingly familiar, but perhaps there’s hope for things to change for the better. It happened for the human race and for Eric, maybe things can change for our Makai buddies too.
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A'ight.

>writing
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It's... tragic. Yet familiar.

You've never had it, thankfully, but you've seen it plenty of times.
The human spirit is so... easily broken. Hopelessness takes root in the heart and it does not let up until the whole body crumbles.
But luckily, humanity changed even if temporarily. Maybe she has a chance as well?
A new beginning, a fresh start. You were half joking before about taking her out of this realm. Now, you'll drag her out if you have to.

Walking up you tap her on the shoulder.
"You okay?"

"I told you. I am."

"Hmmm...
You know on my planet treachery is one of the gravest sins imaginable."
You look at the horizon, where she is looking.
"Once I take care of the Demon King, we can kill that bitch as well.
What do you say?"

"What?! I just told you what happened to me! How I failed!
And you still have almost no magic! Yet you... still want to do it?!"

"Of course!
I was gonna do it anyway! At least now I have an actual reason for taking him out!"
You smack your fists together.
"And I work BEST under these conditions!"

She pauses and gives you a look you'd give to a person you'd describe as a "retard".
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Okay! You're still pretty crazy little Human!
Let's see how long it lasts!"

"So you in?"

"You bet!"

"So, what's next?
How do we annoy the shit out of the Demon King?"

"I may have an idea..."
She leans in close and begins whispering in your ear.
Meanwhile Ken just stares at you. Quietly.
>>
Sala then took you to a place the local demons just call The Farm.
Looks like originality is just as abundant here as the rest of the universe.

Apparently it is one of the VERY few plots of land that are somewhat stable and therefore can be used for the purpose of growing food.
Well... mainly just grow whatever weed is capable of surviving in this environment as well as less... tasteful things.
According to Sala one very... creative thing they do here is kidnapping weak demons and fatten them up so their meat is nice and juicy.
You know from experience that demon meat is incredibly sinewy so that's not a dumb idea, only ethically dubious.
Especially if you consider that they also BREED these specimen like cattle.

"So... we take out the farm and-"

"We cut off the royal courts food supply."

"Looks like it's well guarded..."

"Yeap. Lot's of Greater Demons.
If you're unlucky even an Elite or two might show up."
You swallow nervously.
"What? Chicken?"

"I'm surprised you even know what that is..."
You return your gaze to the farm and start thinking.
As you see it there are three possible ways to handle this.

>Go in guns blazing.
>Sneak your way in and destroy their food supply
>Set fire to the place and run
>Other?
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>>3328493
>Sneak your way in and destroy their food supply
MY T I M E S K I P
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>>3328493
>Sneak your way in and destroy their food supply
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>>3328493
>Go in guns blazing.
Gotta keep the Doom Slayer shtick.
Doo doo doot doot doot doo doo...
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>>3328493
>Sneak your way in and destroy their food supply
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>>3328493
>>Sneak your way in and destroy their food supply
>>Set fire to the place and run
These aren't mutually exclusive! Sneak in and destroy their supplies directly, then let the CLEANSING FLAMES do as much damage as they can. Maybe kneecap a demon or two on the way out if things roll that way.
>>
Sneaky breaky it is

But I'll need a dice roll for that
Best of 4
DC: 12 Crit: 15

>writing
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3328558
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3328558
>>3328561
IV DAMKE!
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>>3328561
Well... Somebody is going to be... quite pissed.

Also, holy shit I watched Dragon Ball heroes...
Fuck me sideways, it's still so bad. And it's pissing me off more than it should how the show and I had a similar idea regarding the Tuffles
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3328561
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>>3328590
Heroes is so frustrating in that it's squandering an actually somewhat cool concept on 8 minute episodes and an awful arcade machine.
At least the Manga is somewhat decent.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3328558
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>>3328606
>>3328597
Dubs!
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>>3328606
Erics timeskip is getting more and more unbeatable
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>>3328561
>>3328597
>>3328606
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There is not much of a choice, is there?
You nod to yourself and turn over to Sala.
"Okay. I'll handle it.
You stay here and get ready to bolt when I get back...
Or when things go awry."

"Wait! What are you-"

"It's time to display what I can do."

Pocketing your hands you take a deep breath and casually start walking downhill.
Sala tries to reach out and stop you but she realizes she shouldn't shout right now and stops herself.
Still she can't figure out what the hell could've possessed you to act like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyKc7j8GwSA

Walking forward you start steeling your senses, becoming keenly aware of each and every individual demon walking around the compound.
Anytime you see you're about to enter someones line of sight you use time-skip to reorientate yourself.
To Sala it must look like you're blinking all over the place. But to you it's nothing special.

Without anyone noticing you get into the pens where the "pigs" only have about a second to become aware of your presence before you use a single Flash Fist Crush to kill them all simultaneously.
There was nothing to consider there. They were in such a decrepit state after their prolonged captivity that they couldn't survive out there.
It was mercy.

Now onto the produce.
That was a slightly easier task.
You took what you learned to heart and with a simple snap of your finger let out a spark which rapidly grew into an all consuming inferno.
As the demons scattered to extinguish the flames you made your way to the crops that are still growing and similarly ended them.

Once everything was said and done you walked back to Sala, kneecapping the few demons that were carrying water and got in your way.
That should be enough to slow them down so they won't be able to save anything.
Getting back to Sala you gave her a coy little smile.

"Impressed yet?"
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The two of you watch as everything burns to ash.
There was simply nothing the remaining demons could do, you did too good of a job sabotaging everything at once.
And as the farm burnt to a crisp Sala couldn't help but speak up.

"Holy shit...
What was that?!"

With a cocky grin you rub your nose as you respond.
"Didn't think I'm just a shoddy mage, did ya?
I may have given myself the name Doomslayer but...
There is a reason why the Demons stuck with it!"

As you take pride in your work however something else comes up.
Sala urges you to get down as a big powerlevel approaches your are.
She then lets out a little curse.

"Shit...
Looks like someone saw the smoke."

"Trouble?"

"You could say that.
That guy right there is an Elite. He must've noticed the commotion.
Well so much for that. The guys down there are good as dead. They'll hang for their failure. Or worse."

"Hmmmmm...."

"Don't."
She says that and only that.

>Imma deck him in the schnaz!
>Yeah okay. Let's go. All this burning food is making me hungry
>Other?
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>>3328654
>>Imma deck him in the schnaz!
Eric, yes! PURE PROGRESS!
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>>3328654
>I'm going to assassinate him before he even realizes I'm still around.
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>>3328654
>Imma deck him in the schnaz!
"YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!"
>>
>[jk]I'M GONNA SKIN HIM ALIVE! COME ON BABY, DADDY NEEDS A NEW SET OF DEMON-SKIN BOOTS![/jk]

No but seriously, I have no idea what I want to vote for, as much as I wanna kick his shit in, it may be a bad idea.
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>>3328654
>Other?
Stick around, sneaky breeky like. Try and size up how strong an "Elite" is
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>>3328654
>Yeah okay. Let's go. All this burning food is making me hungry

I'll second this: >>3328669

Make our way out, but don't hurry out so fast that we can't gauge his power.
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>>3328665
Let's see how we stack up against an elite. Our performance determines our future plans.
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>>3328670
This
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>>3328670
Support

I'm all for testing ourself against an elite demon, but let's size them up first
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>>3328654

>>3328669
Kore
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>>3328670
I'll switch from >>3328665
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Yosh.
Gauging the enemy wins

But Imma gonna need a sub-vote while I get to writing.
Do you want to straight up fight or assassinate him?
I'll only consider proper greentext votes

>writing
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>>3328702
>Assassinate
I came up with the idea, so of course I'd vote to assassinate.
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>>3328702
>Assassination
Now we can really show off what Hit taught us.
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>>3328702
>Assassinate
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>>3328702
>Assassino
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>>3328702
>>Fight
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>>3328702
>Assassinate
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>>3328702
>Fight
The demon king fight will likely be straight up fighting as this whole thing has been to grow and measure ourselves in preparation to Frost.
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>>3328702
>Fight
God damn it, we can't get stronger if we don't fight.
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>>3328702
>Fight
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>>3328702
>Fighto
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>>3328713
We can get more skillful at assassinations, though.
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>>3328719
Fuck that shadowrunning, though.
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>>3328702
>assblastinate
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Assassination seems to have won.

Okay then.
Imma need a roll
DC: 16 no crit
If you fail you'll start combat with a disadvantage

>writing
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3328726
UN
BEAT
ABLE
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3328726
THIS IS THE S T A N C E
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3328726
I believe in (18)
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3328726
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>>3328729
you thought it was a babe but IT WAS REALLY THE GOOD DOCTOR HIMSELF
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>>3328729
Your words have pleased an old man.
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>>3328729
Man, our companions must think us a monster strength wise.
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>>3328729
>>3328730
>>3328728
>>3328727
It look like failing all but one roll continues.
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>>3328739

It's all about that psychic power, man.

Demons can sense Ki and probably thought Eric was some weakling who got lost. But you can't sense psychic energy or time/space bendy powers. So you've got this tiny human asshat who thinks he's hot shit and he has the power level of a flea, and then he suddenly disappears and next thing you know he's arm-deep into your ribcage.
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>>3328745
The truth is that... Eric is not even that much of a weakling anymore.
Gurus power unlocking elevated him to at least Vegeta level when he first showed up.

But yes, by demon standards that's little
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>>3328747
Damn we need to work on our Ki, huh?
>>
You slowly look over the demon and realize that he's... roughly around the same power level as Caulifla and Kale.
In their base form.
Despite being a monstrous boar demon he's not really the source of nightmares you were expecting.

Good. That's certainly something you can work with.
He can still kill you in one strike if you are careless but luckily you were trained better than that.
"Hmmmm..."
You muse to yourself which makes Sala concerned.

"I told you not to!"

"Hmmmmmmm....."

"ERIC! NO!"

"Eric... yes!"

You slide down the hill and don't even bother to hide your presence from the demons.
Though they don't immediately notice you, there is an easy fix for that.
"Hello there!"

They all immediately turn to you.
Some are surprised, a few are quaking in fear, but your target merely seems annoyed.
"Oh... so it was you! The mortal!
At least you have the dignity to face the punishment for your crimes!"

"Mortal? That's Doomslayer for you!
And no, I just saw my little present attracted you here and I came back."

"Hmph... so you came to fight me?
Your arrogance will be your grave! I am one of the Demon Kings generals! General Yao!
And after I have my way with you, I'll drag your head back to his lordship! That will surely ease the pain this little arson of yours caused?"

"Fight you?
Oh nonono my friend! I came to assassinate you!"

The horde of demons in front of you suddenly falls silent. It takes them a couple of moments to process this.
But when they do, their reactions are predictable.

"AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!"
They all laugh in unison, some are even on the verge of tears.

Yao however quickly gathers himself to mock you.
"YOU IDIOT! DID NOBODY TELL YOU WHAT ASSASSINATE MEANS?
GYAHAHAHAHAHAH!!"
But then you suddenly vanish from sight and appear right in front of him and drive your palm into his stomach.
"GAH!"

He looks down at you and you look up, smiling.
"Oh I know how you're supposed to do it.
But I don't need it. Not for you."
You pull your hand out of his stomach and the pig falls on his knees, saliva trickling down the side of his mouth.
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>>3328747

Oh yeah, Eric's pretty swole when you take into account all of his training and powerset.

But everyone's so hyper-focused on Ki as a method of getting strong that they don't have any reliable way to gauge how psychic powers or other esoteric stuff adds to combat ability. So Eric's basically hitting way out of his leagues if you measure him solely by his Ki.
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>>3328755
Ahem.
"How uncivilized".
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>>3328759
Uh
"So uncivilized"
Eric sure is fond of his Star Wars references.
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>>3328755
>Caulifla and Kale.
Oh shit
>In their base for
....oh

Just whack em mate
>>
Despite not being able to breathe he does his best to stand up and insult you as you walk away.
"Y-You think this is over?!
G-Get back here so I can show you-"

"So uncivilized. But no matter...
You're already dead."

"H-Huh?"
The boar looks down at his hands as a strange sensation overcomes him.
His body begins to shake uncontrollably and he's loosing himself.

"Null Fist.
Earthquake strike."

The pigs shaking gets more violent until it suddenly stops and so does he.
His now lifeless body falls to the ground and as it hits the dirt the other demons just scatter.
Once the area clears and Sala slides down the hill you loose your cool and give her a little V sign with your hands before turning back to the pig.

"Come on baby! Daddy needs some new clothes!"

Completely befuddled by this display Sala just stares at you like the monster you are.
"What... are you? How do you function?"

"Humans. Memes.
That's all there is to it.
Now come. Help me drag this guy back home. Imma cook a FEAST out of him!"

"Oh-ohkay... Just promise to not eat me!"

"I'll only do that if you ask for it."

"What?"

"NOTHING!"

After carrying your "spoils" back to base you quickly got to processing the dude. After skinning him you put aside his pelt to later turn it into a pelt or a cape, you haven't decided yet. Parts of his skull you incorporated into your bone mask like some fucked up lego. His meat being even harder and denser than the average demons is practically inedible. But it'll serve as an excellent gravy.

His bones and guts however will serve as your main course. Pulverizing and mixing the two together you form little balls consisting mainly of liver and deep fry them in the pigs own fat. You'll serve it with the gravy you made before.
As a side you picked some vegetables, washed them thoroughly and served them as they are, skin and all.
Most of the nutrition is in them after all.

Whatever you had left was pretty much unusable so you buried it so it may fertilize the ground a bit.
And throughout the whole process Sala just watched you with a mixture of awe and confusion.
"What are you doing?"

"Cooking?"

"Coo-ooking?"

"Holy shit...
You guys don't cook?"

"No? We don't even know what it is."

>Well sit down. You're about to see something wonderful!
>Get in Mr Grumpy. I'll treat you both!
>Other?
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>>3328808
>>Get in Mr Grumpy. I'll treat you both!
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>>3328808
>In that case...witness me, meatbag.
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>>3328808
>Get in Mr Grumpy. I'll treat you both!
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>>3328808
>>Get in Mr Grumpy. I'll treat you both!
>>I'll show you the skill that I've honed so perfectly, that even Lady Vados and Lord Champa acknowledged my prowess, and decided to hire me!
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>>3328808
>>Get in Mr Grumpy. I'll treat you both!
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>>3328808
>>Get in Mr Grumpy. I'll treat you both!
>actually managed to make a lewd remark without spaghetti
We're almost Vegito tier when it comes to combat trolling.
Truly, we are the memelord.
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>>3328825
Well it is said with each Nat20 coming his way,
Erics balls grow 1 size that day
>>
>writing
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>>3328755
>And after I have my way with you
...hold up
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>>3328926
I hate the Demon Realm.
>>
I'd just like to say that you could possibly call whay Erik's gonna eat long pork. Just for that extra little bit of "fucked up" on top of everything else.
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"It is an art I've been honing for a while now.
Even though I haven't realized it before... I'm kinda good at it. Somehow.
Tell you what! Invite Mr Grumpy in here and I'll show you."

She does as you asked albeit hesitantly. Ken however outright refuses to share even space with her. So he decides to remain outside.
Awkward but not unmanageable.
They both stare at the bowls of food you hand over to them and examine it cautiously.

"It's... it's steaming."
Sala observes.

"D-Do you want to end my life Majin? If so... may I request anything other than poison?
Or is it not a pianful one?"

"It's not poison! It's food!"

"I've... seen food before.
Pretty sure this isn't it."

"No Sala. You haven't.
Now shut up and EAT! Like this!"

Demonstrating to them that what you produced isn't toxic, fatal or otherwise dangerous you dig in and enjoy what you managed to cook up from so little.
Over all the entire dish could use some more seasoning but you simply don't have access to ANYTHING like that.
So it'll have to do for now.

However as you look up from your meal you see the puzzled expression of the two demons as they can't make heads or tails of the thing in front of them.
But after witnessing you eat heartily Sala manages to gather up the courage to try out some of your cooking.
She plucks out one deep fried ball and extends her... surprisingly long togue and wraps it around the meatball like a snak coiling around its prey.

The moment the food touches her tongue her eyes shoot up and her tongue retracts uncontrollably.
She reaches for her mouth with both hands and clamps it shut. Her black and red eyes begin to slowly twinkle, making her look quite adorable.
"Mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmmmm!"
She giggles to herself.

Meanwhile Ken seems... more and more hesitant about eating.
"I... I can not eat this!
This... thing is unnatural! And certainly heretical!
Especially if this degenerate can enjoy it!"

You slam your hands down.
"That's enough! I can understand you not wanting to eat my cooking!
But can you stop insulting her for just ONE SECOND?!"

"No Majin...
I'll serve you, I swear by it.
But this wretch... I can not tolerate her! This... THIS BITCH!
I saw her talking to you! Trying to poison your mind with her... abnormal ideas! And you're letting her!"

>No, I don't. Now learn your place or I'll teach it to you
>Then get out of my sight
>Then die
>Other?
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>>3329007
>You don't seem to realize it, Ken. She's not poisoning my mind. I'm poisoning your minds. Now shut up and eat.
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>>3329007
>>Then die
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>>3329007
>>No, I don't. Now learn your place or I'll teach it to you
>>Remember Ken, I am a Human, not a demon. Her 'abnormal' ideas are perfectly normal ones in the mortal universe.
>>Also, eat your food, or I swear by Lord Champa I will shove it down your throat.
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>>3329007
>>Then I'll force feed some sense into you. OPEN WIDE! SWALLOW, SWALLOW!
No one shit talks our food.
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>>3329007
This is some pretty mad hatred against outcasts.
Perhaps we should try asking him why he hates them so much without using the word "heretical" (we literally cook for God so this is the exact opposite) or "unnatural" (you live in the fucking warp.)
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>>3329007
>>3329024
This is also good.
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>>3329021
Supporting
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>>3329007
>I'm not from here though, remember a lot of her abnormal ideas aren't actually anything new to me
>I'm ordering you, taste the food. Just try it and if you don't like it I won't make you eat anymore after this.
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Okay.
Force feeding the bug man it is

>writing
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>We give Ken the ultimate command: "If you have nothing nice to say, then don't say anything"
>He becomes known as the mute hand of the Majin, a mysterious figure who supposedly took a vow of silence to prove his loyalty to his master
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"No, I don't. Now learn your place or I'll teach it to you!
And just to remind you I am not a demon! I don't see anything wrong with her!
Also, eat your food, or I swear by Lord Champa I will shove it down your throat!"

Upon hearing this both of them shut up and stop doing anything.
They both reach for their mouths, instinctively covering them.

"What are you doing?"

"You said it!"
Sala answers your question.
"You spoke the name of he who shan't be named!"

"Who? Champa?"

*GASP*

"Okay. What's going on?"

"Majin... The name of the destroyer is taboo...
We dare not say it for we fear he may hear us!
Y-You must be so brave!"

"Y-Yeah... Sure.
Anyway-"
You reach over to his bowl, grab a handful of meat balls and shove it down his pie-hole.
"NOW EAT YOU BASTARD!"

He protests furiously but in order to not choke he must comply.
With his mandibles he chews the food and his eyes shoot up.
Letting go of him he sits up and stares at his own stomach.
"W-What is this? What's this sensation? It feels... good... but wrong! But good! But WRONG!"

"Good. You have something to occupy yourself with."
You point at a nearby rock.
"Now you go there and think long and hard about what you just experienced.
Oh-"
You pull him back before he leaves.
"And one more thing. We humans have a saying. If you have nothing nice to say, don't speak!
Think about this one as well!"

"Y-Yes..."
He then silently shambled over to the stone slab and sat down on it where he contemplated what he just experienced for roughly a day.
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>>3329128
Man these two are gonna flip when we say we work for Champa, huh?
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>>3329128
>Upon hearing this both of them shut up and stop doing anything.
>They both reach for their mouths, instinctively covering them.
>"What are you doing?"
>"You said it!"
>Sala answers your question.
>"You spoke the name of he who shan't be named!"
>"Who? Champa?"
>*GASP*
>"Okay. What's going on?"
>"Majin... The name of the destroyer is taboo...
>We dare not say it for we fear he may hear us!
>Y-You must be so brave!"

Their reaction when they learn we're his personal chef is gunna be HILARIOUS.
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And sadly this is as far as I can go for today.
I hope y'all enjoyed yourselves as usual.

It ended up a bit slower than the norm but I suppose it's only natural after a lengthy hiatus like that.

We'll see if I can get back in the groove or not.
I should be able to. Don't know when the next session will be, perhaps Monday. Maybe Tuesday
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So...u6 will be known as the culinary universe, won't it?
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>>3329151

Thanks for running!

>>3329183
Depends if we spread the love of culinary arts throughout the universe or not. It might catch on real fast with the Saiyans since they love food possibly even more than fighting, and might take up cooking as a type of side-activity if we can frame it in the right way.
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>>3329151
Awesome, thanks for the session Not-Som.

I'm particularly happy that the Assassination went EXACTLY as Hit senpai himself kills people, which Is to say he shows up and makes his Intentions clear, then overwhelms In a single burst with his TIMESKIP. None of that sissy stealth nonsense.

Not-Som If I may ask, Is our TIMESKIP becoming more and more unbeatable with all these crits? Is It lengthening at all?

>>3329191
We should start a massively popular cooking show on how to prepare dishes with Ingredients found across the universe. Improve the state of U6 and make LODSAMONE
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>>3329151
Good session, also I just realized we unlocked elements. I wonder how it would go if learned how to do it with psychic power yoo and combined the flames, like a dual flame effect. That would be pretty cool.
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>>3329151
So if the kai are still watching, what do they think of majin eric? And the assassination of an elite?
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>>3329500

I'm looking forward to combining elemental magic with Ki and Psychic powers to make a DBS version of magic sunlight karate.
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>>3329637
I want to combine Ki with our space bending punch to go full on Energy Drill.
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>>3329683
>>3329637
Why not both?
I also kind of want to unlock Ki Sword as an ability but only so Eric has that moment of realization that he really is a jedi hit him hard.
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>>3330292
Also I've been very open about my want of cool overlord armor to style on the haters and heretics
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>>3329637
!Not Hamon asspull powers would be cool.

You know what I want though? The Spin.
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>>3329683
I also want to find a way to make Ken to not be such a punk and behave more like the character who his looks are based on.

I wonder if we have to feed him more cooking or make him realize that the traditional Makai ways aren’t working out for him real well at the moment and that he could be better served in adopting a new viewpoint on life?
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So... quick change of plans.
I decided to run tomorrow instead.

Hope that's okay with y'all
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>>3333191
I'm always up for an early live Not Som.
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>>3333191
Absolutely, I'm not working tomorrow.

So Not-Som, what's our TIMESKIP status, Is It improving? Lengthening?
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>>3334245
You are where Hit was.
1 tenth

It's at this point where the real decisions can be made.
You can follow Hits path of Pure Progress or...
Diverge
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It's been a few days since your little raid on the Farm.
But the results of your little espionage were... less than satisfactory.
What you assumed to be a pretty big blow to the Demon King was little more than an inconvenience.
One that will have long term ramifications but little short term ones.

Turns out the King has accumulated a lot of reserves for just such an occasion. Surprisingly thoughtful for a demon.
But to guarantee he and his court will continue to live in plenitude he confiscated all supplies and now the demons working under him barely have anything, making them... agitated.

Attacks have become more and more frequent around your camp, causing your little home away from home to steadily grow.
As you're making a new, stylish purple vest out of that board demon general whatevers hide Sala approaches you, clearly annoyed by our current situation.
"We got another raid coming...
Damn it! I thought taking away their food would make them turn on the King! But it just made them angrier!"

"Relax Sala."
You respond to her as you carefull try to make some new clothes.
"It's always like this. At first they are mad at the cause of the problem.
But reason tends to run out when you see your leaders living in luxury while you can't eat.
Just give it some time and they'll turn around real quick.
In the meantime-"

>Could we practice magic some more?
>Would you spar with me? Haven't had a good practice in a while
>Let's go and accelerate the process! (Keep being a thorn in the kings side)
>Other?
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>>3336472
>Could we practice magic some more?
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>>3336472
>Could we practice magic some more?
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>>3336472
>Would you spar with me? Haven't had a good practice in a while
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>>3336472
>Could we practice magic some more?
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Trying to figure out magic it is.

>Writing

But I'mma need some dice for that.
Best of 4
DC: 15 Crit: 18
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3336567
Let's see...
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3336567
here we go then
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3336567
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>>3336568
>>3336569
>>3336570
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3336567
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