After reading VOID and Warden's quest reboots and some of the old NEET Quest archives, I've become inspired to combine the two, to run a capeshit quest where the main character is a Neckbeard that somehow obtained superpowers, a stat system like NEET Quest's, and a high-lethality combat system. I'll run it until the main character dies and I am *completely* open with any direction you guys want to take the concept.First things first, we have to decide on a setting. First one to three votes wins, unless another has more when I check on the thread in about an hour or so. Choose one of these:> Capeshit: The world is an alternate earth that runs on comic book logic, 0.1% of the population has superpowers and use run around in colored tights fighting crime, and it's a low level of grim-dark. > Realistic: The world is almost identical to modern earth, except about a decade ago 0.1% of the population developed superpowers, and it's about a medium level of grim-dark.> Cyberpunk: The world is a polluted, near-future earth almost entirely owned by the corporations, 0.1% of the population has superpowers, and it is a high level of grim-dark.
>>3281240>*with a stat system
>>3281240> Realistic: The world is almost identical to modern earth, except about a decade ago 0.1% of the population developed superpowers, and it's about a medium level of grim-dark.
>>3281240> Capeshit: The world is an alternate earth that runs on comic book logic, 0.1% of the population has superpowers and use run around in colored tights fighting crime, and it's a low level of grim-dark.
>>3281240> Capeshit: The world is an alternate earth that runs on comic book logic, 0.1% of the population has superpowers and use run around in colored tights fighting crime, and it's a low level of grim-dark. It’d be fun to be a depressing af NEET in comicbookland
>>3281240>> Cyberpunk: The world is a polluted, near-future earth almost entirely owned by the corporations, 0.1% of the population has superpowers, and it is a high level of grim-dark.
>>3281280>>3281374>>3281394>>3281412>4 votes for Realistic [Locked]The world is almost identical to modern earth, except a decade ago an extremely tiny subset of the population gained superpowers from a mysterious source when the Mayan Calendar ended. Ever since then a fraction of the population randomly Awakens superpowers in a stressful event, but superpowers are heritable, and mad scientists have found ways to induce Awakenings.After a year and a half of anarchy, law and order was restored and life went on like normal, except there's several North Korea-tier dictatorships run by people that won the superpower lottery, an absurd amount of secret agencies dedicated to preventing super-powered crime, and the occasional televised or Liveleaked super-powered street fight. The comic books were wrong, but some supers do wear colorful tights.You are [Choose Name] a morbidly obese man-child living with his mother in a run-down suburb, and you are about to experience the Awakening of a lifetime. Whether that inspires you to change who you are as a person or simply keep living like you have is up to you. There's a somewhat complicated system for ranking superpowers, and before we do anything else, we need to determine what kind of super you are going to be.> Roll three 1d10+2, each anon's roll is going to count.
Rolled 8 + 2 (1d10 + 2)>>3281446
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d10 + 2)>>3281446
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d10 + 2)>>3281446
>He read NEET QuestI’m so hype, I remember following that live.
>>3281457>>3281469>>3281483>You have 22 Power Points (PP) to begin.Superpowers operate on a tier system ranging from 1-20, where in rough threat level, 1 is barely above an ordinary human, 5 is able to handle a squad of professionally trained humans or destroy a household with relative ease, 10 is able to handle a small army of professionally trained humans or destroy a small town with relative ease, 15 is able to handle a large army of professionally trained humans or destroy a large town with ease, and 20 is able to handle a First World nation's professionally trained army or destroy a decently sized city with ease.Supers become rarer the higher their tier is, and only a handful of 20's have ever been recorded. Most supers are between 3-12, and those with 1-2 either have weak powers or only recently Awakened. No two superpowers are completely identical but several broad categories have been identified which have been named after the Worm web-novel's classifications for ease of understanding.You're going to be spending (PP) to determine what tier each of your powers is going to be at to begin, and you'll be distributing them between the following categories:> Mover> Shaker> Brute> Breaker> Master> Tinker> Blaster> Thinker> Striker> Changer> Trump> StrangerYou can have as many different categories as you want, or even multiple powers in the same category, but remember, the more superpowers a super has, the weaker each tends to be. The costs are 1 (PP) per tier between tiers 1-10, and 2 (PP) per tier between tiers 11-20. Don't worry about justifying the Awakening Event, we'll find a way to contrive something as the game begins.> How do you want to spend your (PP)?
>>3281519As do I, anon, as do I.>>3281542If you want, we can roll instead to determine what you get, but that get be a bit jumbled.
>>3281542>>3281555I’m good with voting>Mover 10>Breaker 10>Trump 2, preferably of the nullification varietyWe full disconnect now boyos
>>3281542So can we just say what powers we want and the points will scale them to existance?
>>3281570I'm just confused, not a power gamer
>>3281569Nice build anon, but I'm eager to see what everyone else has in mind.>>3281570I'm going to give you three choices for whichever categories you choose, but if you want to pick a specific power that's not too ridiculous, I'll allow it.>>3281579No, I should've clarified.
>>3281569Oh, if we need to have powers within the category>Breaker: Transforms into an incorporeal, broadly invisible substance akin to “spiritual energy” which allows him to still influence the world around him while being utterly untouchable by any man>Mover: Some broken form of *teleports behind you*
>>3281542> Blaster 7> Thinker 10> Tinker 11its iron neet
>>3281587Writing an edge-lord NEET with no sense of self-awareness would be hilarious.>>3281593But this would also be fun as fuck.
>>3281608The theme with my build was for him to be able to literally escape/hide from the world as best as possible, with the token trump for escaping supes.
>>3281616Makes sense, and definitely easy to justify him gaining the superpower.
I'll give you another 30-60 minutes to decide on a build before we continue.
>>3281542> Tinker 20We're Super McGyver. We can make practically anything.>Thinker 2Significantly smarter I guess?
>>3281651That's not how the (PP) works anon. Tiers 1-10 cost 1 (PP), tiers 11-20 cost 2 (PP).
>>3281640Mover 5/5: speed and wall runningBrute 4: superior physical strength Thinker 4:3rd degree blackbelt in self made martial art Stranger 2: blend into the shadowsShaker 2: make fields of darknessI'm not at 100%, but I tried my best
>>3281675Niceu desu senpai
>>3281675make hims fat, sweaty, smelling of bad BO, and constant having Cheetos fingers and you have yourself a deal.
>>3281675The potential for edge-lord shit in this build is impressive anon.
>>3281675>>3281690>>3281695>3 votesIf no-one else has a suggestion or vote to make in the next fifteen minutes, we'll be going with the trench-coat katana aesthetic.
>>3281708mom: "Honey? Where are you going this late?"pc: "I'm gonna into the city, where upon I shall find the highest ledge to roost so I may look down upon the city and deliver swift justice to villainy!"mom: "You're going out to play dress up with your internet friends sweetie? Don't stay out too late. Be back before ten!"
If there was a build I’d be okay losing to, it’s this meme of one. Can’t wait to dab on normies.
>>3281719I'm just imagining a sweaty, +350 pound, fucking meme incarnate wielding a Walmart katana, and decimating a dozen hardened criminals with inhuman agility and martial arts ability a shaolin monk would envy.
>>3281728I thought this >>3281690 was a vote, anon, we can always wait another 30 minutes.
>>3281740With the premise of this thread, and a QM name of "UberNEET," this was the obvious path.
>>3281745Nah, I really prefer this to mine Running and being a coward is fun, but power-tripping when engaging normalfags and then jobbing to proper broken supes is a much more exciting quest concept
>>3281675>>3281690>>3281695>>3281698>>3281707>>3281719>>3281728>>3281749>>3281758>3 votes, Mall Ninja Incarnate [Locked]Once you've chosen a name for your secret identity, we can begin.
>>3281777Shadow Knight. The tipper of fedoras. The Gentleman of M'ladies. The consumer of the Dew.
>>3281777Derek Ian Edwards
>>3281788>>3281800>>3281806I meant your actual name, but these are all fucking hilarious.>>3281792If no-one has any objections, we're going to be going with Derek Ian Edwards for the name on the driver's permit. Not license plate, permit.
>>3281814I vote Larry McKenzie for our real name.
>>3281818DIE initals, tho
>>3281818I have to admit, I have a slight preference for Derek if only because it sounds so hilarious when it's said nasally. Five more minutes to vote you guys, and if you want to, you can choose a state, otherwise I'll pull one out of my ass.
>>3281826OH FUCK, that's clever, that's pretty fucking clever anon.
>>3281814Derek Ian Edwards for dat DIE>FloridaWe won’t be that crazy there
>>3281838If you go with Florida, there will be a Florida Man, because if we're going balls-deep into the memes, we're going balls-deep into the memes.
>>3281792>>3281838>>3281840It is decided, we are going with Derek Ian Edwards, or Mr. D.I.E., in the state of Florida. We aren't going to immediately begin with superpowers, but the Awakening definitely won't catch you by surprise. Give me a minute to do a write-up and we'll be cooking with Crisco.
You awaken with a start, at the early hour of 11:16 AM. The air in your den is slightly humid, and as you rise, you deftly evade the piss bottles laid beside your vintage Xbox 360, and strike a badass pose in the bathroom mirror. At 342 pounds of strong-fat, with a thick, manly stubble, and the confidence to wear the same pair of underwear for no less than a week, you are an intimidating figure, and soon, every criminal walking the streets of Miami will fear your name, for you are Derek Ian Edward, and it is your destiny to strike out at the heart of evil, take what is rightfully yours, and earn the respect of the normie masses!But first, comes the most important meal of the day. Breakfast. Two hot-pockets, half a bag of party-sized jalapeno cheetos, and eight mozzarella sticks later, your hunger is sated and it is time for you to decide what to do for the day. It is Tuesday and mommy works some lame job as an accountant in the city, so she won’t be bothering you until 6:00 when she gets off work, so until then, the entire house is your oyster. Just like it is every day. It’s only 11:49, so you’ve got plenty of time.> How do you want to start your day?>Date: 08/13>Age: 24>Weight: 350 pounds or 159 kg>Fitness: N/A>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux>Expenses: $600- $600 Rent to Mommy>Skills: None>Attributes- Strength: 1- Endurance: 1- Dexterity: 1- Willpower: 1- Charisma: 1>Assets: $250 cash
>>3281921Dare to walk outside. Take your awesome trench coat and your dragon style knife.
>>3281921Get a knife from the kitchenNoALL THE KNIVES!!!FROM ALL THE KITCHENS!!!IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!!
>>3281945>>3281942>>3281921These, slot the kitchen-knives in the shoddily homemade pockets lining the coat.>captcha palm treesFLORIDA BECKONS BEEFCAKE
>>3281942>>3281945>>3281949> Roll 1d20 to plunder the wealth of blades> Best of three rolls, because this an [Easy] task
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>3281955
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>3281955Gib
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>3281955
>>3281964>>3281965>>3281969Though the urge to shitpost beckons, the time for hesitation has come and gone. Enough! You must strike out at the darkness in the hearts of evildoers, and as you wet your blade with their life’s blood, see the looks in their eyes as they realize how hollow their lives really were. It is your destiny, and you shall fulfill it! But first, you’ll need a weapon… As you sheath your authentic Japanese-steel four-inch dragon knife in your totally badass leather trench-coat, you see the error of your ways. No, you need ALL the weapons…Fifteen minutes later, you’ve managed to break into mommy’s knife cabinet and sheathed each of the knives, despite the near-indestructible dollar store padlock. They are made of inferior gaijin pig-iron, but quantity is a quality all of its own, and with no less than twenty-two blades, who would dare oppose you? A FOOL, that’s who! You don your gentleman’s fedora and strike out into the cul de sac with a badass flourish of your trench coat.One of the retirees next door stares at you, and he is right to, for the majesty of a truly honorable samurai warrior is rarely seen! The state of Florida is a hive of scum and villainy, especially in this age of Meta-crime, and the number of dastardly wrongdoers that need to be rooted out cannot be understated.> Where shall you travel first?> YOU WILL VENTURE THROUGH THE SUBURB, IN SEARCH OF CRIME!> YOU WILL TRAVEL TO A NEARBY PARK AND FIND EVILDOERS THERE!> YOU WILL JOURNEY TO THE CORNER STORE, FOR YOU CANNOT SLAY EVIL ON AN EMPTY STOMACH!>Date: 08/13/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg>Fitness: N/A>Skills: None>Attributes- Strength: 1- Endurance: 1- Dexterity: 1- Willpower: 1- Charisma: 1>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux>Expenses: $600- $600 Rent to Mommy>Assets: $250 cash
>>3281997>> YOU WILL TRAVEL TO A NEARBY PARK AND FIND EVILDOERS THERE!Children are the future after all
>>3281997> YOU WILL TRAVEL TO A NEARBY PARK AND FIND EVILDOERS THERE!I hope Florida-NEET isn’t a damned lolicon too.
>>3281997> YOU WILL VENTURE THROUGH THE SUBURB, IN SEARCH OF CRIME!
>>3282007>>3282015>>3282019>Roll ONE 1d100
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>3282032
>>3282036The suburb is a placid place, filled with passive oldsters who lack your conviction, and they need not your service… The implicit bounteous feast of the corner store is alluring, but you’ve already eaten breakfast and must set aside your temporal needs, for you know exactly where it is that you must go… TO THE CRYSTAL LAKE GARDEN PARK YOU SHALL GO! However it is three miles, a far journey indeed for one on foot.> Roll 1d20 to travel to the Crystal Lake Garden Park> Best of one, because your endurance renders this a [Hard] task.>Date: 08/13/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg>Fitness: N/A>Skills: None>Attributes- Strength: 1- Endurance: 1- Dexterity: 1- Willpower: 1- Charisma: 1>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux>Expenses: $600- $600 Rent to Mommy>Assets: $250 cash
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>3282049Night boys, we don’t all get them neetbux
>>3282053The true warrior cares not for distance, for the pursuit of vengeance for the righteous cannot be stopped! You begin to walk at a rapid, shrugging off the blistering Florida heat, and after ten minutes, your hands are on your knees and you are panting, but you know deep down inside, that there is no rest for the wicked, and you cannot stop so long as they walk the earth! Rejecting your body’s commands to rest, turn back, or ask one of the houses along the way for a bottle of water, you continue on the path, and after only three and a half hours, you have arrived, your face beet-red and calves burning.> +1 Endurance [1/5]> +1 Willpower [1/5]This is the most strenuous journey you have undergone in many moons and though you are exhausted, you know that if you can accomplish this, nothing is beyond your grasp! The park is barely fifteen acres surrounding a remarkably clean lake, and in the distant past, legend says it was once the site of a golfing club, but that is of little interest. What incurs your suspicion are a pair of hunched men in far less stylish trench-coats than yourself, a wandering stray pitbull dog that growls at the handful of passerby, and the unusually clean-shaven homeless bum attempting to solicit the other park-goers for pocket change.> What shall you investigate first?>Date: 08/13/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg>Fitness: N/A>Skills: None>Attributes- Strength: 1- Endurance: 1 [1/5]- Dexterity: 1- Willpower: 1 [1/5]- Charisma: 1>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux>Expenses: $600- $600 Rent to Mommy>Assets: $250 cash
>>3282085> What shall you investigate first?homeless guy is CLEARLY peddling people out of their hard earned money for DRUGSbut NO MORE on MY WATCH
>>3281777>tfw double tripsWhoa
>>3282085>>3282094sure +1lets get this update rolling op
>>3281675As funny as this is, it looks like you have 5 unspent PP.
>>3282206depends if the two 5's in mover category need to be paid separately
>>3282094>>3282103>>3282181>>3282186You observe each of these potential threats to society in turn, and eventually settle on the panhandler. It’s obvious that the trench-coat men aren’t guilty of anything but criminally good taste, and from the way that pit-bull is sniffing the baby in its stroller, there’s no way it’s anything but a loner that wants to be left alone, and you can understand that. No, the only criminal here is the beggar, and your keen ninja instincts, honed by years of watching and rewatching Naruto make that stunningly clear. This man, no this, THIEF is preying on the innocent and taking advantage of their charity to satisfy his greed, and fuel his ADDICTION to WEED! No actual beggar would wear a plaid-button up shirt and toboggan in the Florida heat, and in the name of your ancestors, you shall put an end to this dishonor!> How do you want to approach the ne'er do well?> You will attempt to [Intimidate] him into giving you his stolen wealth unarmed!> You will draw your knife and [Intimidate] him into giving you his stolen wealth!> Your thirst for blood must be sated! You will draw your knife and slay him where he stands!> You will attempt to be the better man, and [Persuade] him to cease his dishonorable ways!>Date: 08/13/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg>Fitness: N/A>Skills: None>Attributes- Strength: 1- Endurance: 1 [1/5]- Dexterity: 1- Willpower: 1 [1/5]- Charisma: 1>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux>Expenses: $600- $600 Rent to Mommy>Assets: $250 cash
>>3283021>> You will attempt to be the better man, and [Persuade] him to cease his dishonorable ways!Make him give up a bigger name
>>3283028> You will attempt to be the better man, and [Persuade] him to cease his dishonorable ways!
>>3283028>> Your thirst for blood must be sated! You will draw your knife and slay him where he stands!
At the moment, your stats are the lowest possible and until you Awaken, you are at a significant disadvantage in almost anything that requires a roll. A stat of 5 is average, and every point beneath that gives a -1 penalty.>>3283031>>3283032> Roll 1d20-4 to peacefully convince him to stop begging> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>3283109We are a supreme gentleman and superior atheist, there is no way that our powers of rhetoric can fail!
>>3283111>>3283128On this day, violence is not the answer, and there are too many witnesses you will not stoop to sullying your blades with this coward’s blood! No, your supreme powers of persuasion are key, and your razor-sharp wit will pierce this drug-addled hipster’s haze! You approach the beggar, swishing your trench-coat, and take a wide stance so that the sun casts your shadow on his face. You make no effort to acknowledge the guitar case he’s filled with crumpled bills and he frowns at you with white teeth. “Uh… Can I help you?” You point your imposingly thick finger in his face, and speak with thunderous conviction.“C-COWARDLY KNAVE! I’VE SEEN WHAT YOU DO WITH THAT MONEY, AND I DEMAND YOU CEASE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE NAIVETY OF INNOCENT FOOLS WHOMST’D’VE KNOW NO BETTER!” His bespectacled eyes widen at your accusation, and it is clear you’ve hit a nerve. “H-how the fuck do you know about that shit man?” You tip your fedora with a devilish grin. “My eyes see what others do not, and I witness your hideous deception for what it is! Abandon your guitar case of ill-gotten gains, turn thyself about, and leave this place to never return, lest I slay you where you stand!”> +2 Persuasion [2/5]> +1 Charisma [1/5]The beggar gives a stubborn scowl at your demand he abandon his wicked doings, yet his eyes belie a hint of fear at the words you’ve said and you know you can press the advantage, This will take the deft touch that only you can give.> How do you continue?> You will [Bluff] that you have psychic powers!> You will draw your knife and [Intimidate] him into leaving!> You will [Bluff] that you have superpowers to [Intimidate] him into leaving!>Date: 08/13/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg>Fitness: N/A>Skills:- Persuasion: [2/5]>Attributes- Strength: 1- Endurance: 1 [1/5]- Dexterity: 1- Willpower: 1 [1/5]- Charisma: 1 [1/5]>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux>Expenses: $600- $600 Rent to Mommy>Assets: $250 cash
>>3283168>whomst'd'veabsolutely based> You will [Bluff] that you have superpowers to [Intimidate] him into leaving!
>>3283168> You will draw your knife and [Intimidate] him into leaving!>Draw 2 knivesI am the author of many MLP ero doujins. If you don’t leave, vile knave, I shall act out my ero doujins upon your bleeding, unconscious form.
>>3283168> You will draw your knife and [Intimidate] him into leaving!Hide it from others with our frame, also his cash is now ours and will be used to cleanse this city
>>3283187Holy shit, I'm dying, that's a +2 circumstantial bonus right there.
I'll give you five more minutes to decide, otherwise I'm combining >>3283187 and >>3283188.
>>3283203Supporting the combination.
>>3283187>>3283188>>3283212> 3 votes [Locked]> Roll 1d20 to [Intimidate]> -4 for Charisma, +4 for Circumstance> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>3283223
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>3283223
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>3283223My gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors are smiling down upon me, can’st thou sayeth the same, cur?
>>3283225>>3283227You shrug the trench-coat to either side, reach into both pockets, and draw the dragon blade and most serrated, hook-like kitchen knife, concealing them beneath your healthily sized body. The beggar’s eyes are as wide as dinner plates as he scrambles back, and you loom over him, uttering the fell words which bring so many to fear. “I am the author of many MLP ero doujins. If you don’t leave, vile knave, I shall act out my ero doujins upon your bleeding, unconscious form.” He mutters, stammering “Wh-what the fuck man?”> +1 Intimidation [1/5]> +1 Charisma [2/5]To which you reply, “My gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors are smiling down upon me, can’st thou sayeth the same, cur?” Upon hearing your words, the thief seems to muster a measure of inner strength, and stands tall, whipping a piece of glinting light from his pocket. In his clenched fist is a set of heavy brass knuckles, and his gritted teeth spit on the grass at your sandaled feet. “Piss off ‘fore I break these off in your ass fatfuck.” The knave issues a challenge, and several of the bystanders stare in morbid curiosity awe of your majestic ferocity.> How do you retort?> Charge, tackle, and run the knave through!> Throw a knife to impale, then draw another!> Step forth and grapple him, then slit his throat!> Dive to the side, and attempt to stab his kidney!> Be the better man, and walk away to return another day…>Date: 08/13/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg>Fitness: N/A>Skills:- Persuasion: [2/5]- Intimidation: [1/5]>Attributes- Strength: 1- Endurance: 1 [1/5]- Dexterity: 1- Willpower: 1 [1/5]- Charisma: 1 [2/5]>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux>Expenses: $600- $600 Rent to Mommy>Assets: $250 cash
Impressive dialogue will yield a slight bonus to your roll, but the beggar has superior, (if below average) stats.
>>3283282>> Throw a knife to impale, then draw another!
>>3283282>throw knife"face the might of my ninja skills, villain !"
>>3283282>Throw back head and laugh>FOOL! DO YOU REALLY THINK AMERICAN BRASS CAN HOLD IT'S OWN AGAINST JAPANESE STEEL?>Let him attack, then> Dive to the side, and attempt to stab his kidney!>Self defence is justified
>>3283310>>3283313>>3283336Giving you five minutes to vote.
>>3283349switching to this>>3283336
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>3283336>>3283351> Roll 1d20 to convince the beggar to attack!> -4 for Charisma, +4 for Circumstances> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task> Rolling 1d20-2 to resist, -2 for Willpower, -2 for Circumstances
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>3283369
>>3283369Whoops, meant to roll this. You have to type "+-" instead of "-" to subtract from a roll.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>3283369
Rolled 19 - 4 (1d20 - 4)>>3283380Fuck, this worked last time.
>>3283383Fuck yeah, still only a 15 though.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>3283369
>>3283336Let’s hope this uncultured cis white male gaijin doesn’t recognize that these are white piggu knives.
>>3281997>As you sheath your authentic Japanese-steel four-inch dragon knife>>3283457
We're doing suprisingly well.
>>3283373>>3283382>>3283414Whoop, didn't notice >>3283382 and was waiting for the third roll, update inbound.
>>3283373>>3283382>>3283414Such a heinous accusation cannot go unpunished, but even one of your skill dares not strike when so many eyes are upon you. In times such as these, your enlightened intellect proves itself superior to awesome strength, and you know exactly how to lure the dastardly cur into a vicious attack. Throwing back your head, you laugh and shout to the heavens, “FOOL! DO YOU REALLY THINK AMERICAN BRASS CAN HOLD ITS OWN AGAINST JAPANESE STEEL?” He stares at you, visibly irate but not enraged, then you hack a loogie into his face and he bursts into motion. This fool, if only he realized who he had challenged!> +1 Persuasion [3/5]> Roll 1d20-2 to dodge the brass knuckle blow> -4 for Dexterity, +2 for Clever Plan> Best of two, because it is a [Medium] task>Date: 08/13/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg>Fitness: N/A>Skills:- Persuasion: [3/5]- Intimidation: [1/5]>Attributes- Strength: 1- Endurance: 1 [1/5]- Dexterity: 1- Willpower: 1 [1/5]- Charisma: 1 [2/5]>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux>Expenses: $600- $600 Rent to Mommy>Assets: $250 cash
Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>3283514> Rolling for Brass Knuckle attack, -2 for Dexterity
Rolled 15 - 2 (1d20 - 2)>>3283514Omae wa...
Rolled 12 - 2 (1d20 - 2)>>3283520damn fucked up my roll
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>3283521>>3283522He strikes to shatter your jaw, but you lunge to the side, swifter than the eye can see, and he’s left himself wide open! His fate is sealed! You shout out “Omae wa…!” and prepare to wield your fearsome ninjitsu skills in a killing blow!> +1 Dodging: [1/5]> +1 Dexterity: [1/5]> Roll 1d20-2 to stab this filthy knave!> -4 for Dexterity, +2 for Clever Plan> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task> Rolling 1d20-4 to dodge, -2 for Dexterity, -2 for Poor Angle>Date: 08/13/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg>Fitness: N/A>Skills:- Persuasion: [3/5]- Intimidation: [1/5]- Dodging: [1/5]>Attributes- Strength: 1- Endurance: 1 [1/5]- Dexterity: 1 [1/5]- Willpower: 1 [1/5]- Charisma: 1 [2/5]>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux>Expenses: $600- $600 Rent to Mommy>Assets: $250 cash
Rolled 9 - 2 (1d20 - 2)>>3283540
>>3283540Unless you manage a crit, his fanny pack will have caught your blade.
Rolled 16 - 2 (1d20 - 2)>>3283540MOU SHINDIERU
Rolled 3 - 2 (1d20 - 2)>>3283540
>>3283542>>3283544>>3283545With a valorous cry of “...MOU SHINIERU!” you thrust forth like lightning, piercing flesh and shredding the viscera within his intestines so vigorously your knife is torn away! With a wound so dire, surely he is soon to die, but he doesn’t so much as feel your blade, and as he stands, his shirt bares not a trace of his life’s blood. Instead, his fanny pack has been slashed in half and several baggies of an indeterminate powder, most of them spilling their contents as they tumble to the floor. The rage in his eyes is beyond description, and you know now that you face a truly dangerous foe! “MOTHERFUCKER, IMMA KILL YOUR ASS!” Luckily, you manage to draw another gaijin piggu knife before he strikes!> +1 Knife [1/5]> +1 Dexterity [1/5]> How do you want to retaliate?>Date: 08/13/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg>Fitness: N/A>Skills:- Persuasion: [3/5]- Intimidation: [1/5]- Dodging: [1/5]- Knife: [1/5]>Attributes- Strength: 1- Endurance: 1 [1/5]- Dexterity: 1 [2/5]- Willpower: 1 [1/5]- Charisma: 1 [2/5]>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux>Expenses: $600- $600 Rent to Mommy>Assets: $250 cash
>>3283573Throw knives at him while running backwards
>>3283573>dual wield knives and spin, dodging his strike while slashing him down!!
>>3283573AH HA! YOUR I'LL GOTTEN NARCOTICS HAVE BEEN TAINTED! SURRENDER NOW AND REPENT! Everyone has bared witness to your crime. My M'lady's honor demand I give you the chance to turn a new leaf, just as I have!>Jojo pose
>>3283583"Your heart is spoilt with cheap venoms"STRIKE""WHILE MINE IS THAT OF A WARRIOR"
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>3283583>>3283584>>3283587>>3283590>>3283592I'm going to combine these. You intend to->Give him the chance to repent>Pocket sand when he does not>Then dual wield anime assault>Roll 1d20-2 to toss Pocket Sand>-4 for Dexterity, +2 for Element of Surprise>Best of two because this is a [Medium] task
>>3283599That's a -4
Rolled 7 - 4 (1d20 - 4)>>3283599Bitch please
Rolled 17 - 2 (1d20 - 2)>>3283599
Rolled 4 - 2 (1d20 - 2)>>3283599
Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>3283605The Pocket Sand is [Extremely Effective], giving the beggar a -5 to each of his rolls for the next 1d3 turns. He's right where you want him.> Roll 2d20-8 to stab> -4 for Dexterity, -4 for Dual Wielding> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
Rolled 11 - 7 (1d20 - 7)>>3283617This should work better.
Rolled 17 - 8 (1d20 - 8)>>3283617Holy shit, we're actually bretty good
>>3283620You're dual wielding, so I need you to roll 2d20's each roll.
>>3283620>>3283626You can keep the 17 though.
Rolled 5, 1 - 8 = -2 (2d20 - 8)>>3283617REEEEEEEEE
Rolled 3 - 8 (1d20 - 8)>>3283637OOF>>3283626Bless you
I only need one more "dice+2d10+-8"
Rolled 17 - 8 (1d20 - 8)>>3283655REDEMPTION!
Rolled 3, 10 - 8 = 5 (2d10 - 8)>>3283626
What's with these guys forgetting their mod rolls?
>>3283677This is the slow mo version of something wild happening in a twitch stream and makes the chat lose their shit
Rolled 8, 20 = 28 (2d20)>>3283620>>3283660TWO STRIKES LAND!> Roll 2d20-4 to determine their severity!> -4 for Strength> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
Rolled 20, 18 - 4 = 34 (2d20 - 4)>>3283689
Rolled 6, 13 - 4 = 15 (2d20 - 4)>>3283689
>>3283689That's a slashing blow to the side, and a perfect slice into the eye socket. Jesus Christ, this escalated from less than nothing to a brutal murder.
>>3283691You're wielding knives with no-skill, your blows are lethal by default but the fact that he swung first and was carrying illegal drugs will tilt things heavily in your favor if this ends up going to court.
>>3283694We would have been a legendary martial artist if we weren't so shit
>>3283700I say we go to jail and awaken our powers under the intense stress caused by our fear of being raped.
>>3283707obviously a super is gonna see us wreck a homeless man and bust our shit
>>3283707Fool! Who would dare to rape a renowned ero doujin manga artist such as us? Furthermore, we are a well known Adventure Time/ MLP fanfic author and board moderator. We could simply become rich in prison with our superior atheist art, untainted by western gaijin, Christian morals, and transphobia.
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)> Rolling 1d20+2 for the public reaction...> -4 for Charisma, +2, he swung first, +2, he had a bad reputation, +2, this is Florida
>>3283720THE CRITICAL FAIL!
Rolled 2 (1d3)>>3283720Holy fuck.>>3283713You called it.
Rolled 5, 3 + 2 = 10 (2d10 + 2)>>3283725> Rolling for Tiers...
>>3283720>tfw you legally clean the streets of subhuman filth and some crazy guy in a faggotty jumpsuit beats the shit out of you
Rolled 10, 10, 3 = 23 (3d12)>>3283729> A mid-tier superhero and his sidekick. Rolling for powers...
Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d8)>>3281542>>3283736> Both Changer and Shaker, rolling to see how the tiers are divided for the superhero...
Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d5)>>3283743>The superhero is a Tier 5 Changer, and Tier 3 Shaker
>>3283750> The sidekick is a Tier 2 Changer, and Tier 1 Shaker
>>3283750>>3283756In this world, superheroes are government sanctioned law enforcement/costumed celebrities, and superhero/sidekick pairs generally have similar powersets.
>>3283761Mere corrupt government agents cannot stand up to our righteous ninjitsu. We have watched too much Naruto to fall for their tricks.
>>3283720I can't read more of this character.EVEN MY SISTER GOT NAT1'D
>>3283761What the hell is going on?
>>3283605>>3283620You knew it, this scoundrel has been stealing from the normies of the city to fuel his DRUG addiction, and now everyone knows it! Stepping back, you strike a signature anime pose and do your best Jojo voice impression. “AH HA! YOUR ILL GOTTEN NARCOTICS HAVE BEEN TAINTED! SURRENDER NOW AND REPENT! Everyone has bared witness to your crime. My M'lady's honor demand I give you the chance to turn a new leaf, just as I have!” The rabscallion pauses in shock, then charges with murderous intent but unbeknownst to him, you have a trick up your sleeve!Diving to the opposite side to evade a skull-cracking swing, you fling a fistful of “POCKET SAND!” into his eyes! He screams in sudden pain and in his struggle to clean his eyes, has left himself wide open to a flurry of blows. Wailing in pain, the thief stumbles to the side, barely evading your first three strikes, but you step into the attack, sink a six, serrated inch kitchen knife to the hilt in his stomach, then slash out, ripping his side open to spill his intestines over the parkgrounds. Not one instant later, your enormous elbow bats one hand aside, as your fist grabs his dreadlocks and pulls him to you, straight into your dragon knife, which sinks past the handle, shattering the socket and tearing the brain.> +1 Dodging [2/5]> +2 Knife [3/5]> +2 Dexterity [4/5]In his sporadic thrashing he manages to swing one last time, but you effortlessly dodge to the side and slit his throat with another knife as he falls, uttering the words you’ve always dreamt of saying, even slower than usual for the dramatic effect. “Omae... Wa… Mou… Shindieru…” After striking a pose, you crouch to the ground, rip out the dragon knife, and polish the blood on the hipster’s rags. You’re half-tempted to lick the blade but you aren’t completely sure he doesn’t have AIDS and that’s a risk you don’t want to take.Staring down as the mutilated corpse’s life-blood pours out onto the lakeside sand, you take a deep breath, and feel better than you ever have. For a moment, time seems to still, and you know that your ancestors and waifu smile on you, for this is merely step of your righteous crusade. You straighten your back, and begin to mutter an oath to the heavens when an impetulant child’s cry rings out, “That’s him! That’s him! That’s the knife murderer that killed my uncle! Get him, get him!”> (1/2)
>>3283811You spin around, and wield both knives in a defensive stance at the sight of a small crowd, and standing before them, a pair of figures whose garb is unmistakable. A lanky, wiry man with a green and white spandex suit, and a slightly chubby young boy in the same. They are Slim Cricket and Buzz-Kid, a father-son superhero team with the power to shapeshift into anthropomorphic crickets, and bring the vegetation to bare against their foes. You are on your guard, because you know that Slim Cricket was a competent kickboxer before he awakened, and unlike most superheroes, he carries a garotting wire.Slim Cricket stares in shock, as Buzz-Kid vomits onto the grass. “Jaysus Chris’, Holy Messiah in Heaven you's dun’ made a baaad mistake. Drop yo knives n’ put yo hand on yo head or we's gonna have to bustya up.” Buzz-Kid recovers, and gives a shaky nod, clearly intimidated by the display of your combative power. “Y-yeah, what he said.” This is bad news, because a ninja as skilled as yourself is at a disadvantage against a pair of Metahumans, but deep down inside, you can feel a pulsing force, waiting to burst forth.> What do you want to do?>Date: 08/13/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg>Fitness: N/A>Skills:- Persuasion: [3/5]- Intimidation: [1/5]- Dodging: [4/5]- Knife: [3/5]>Attributes- Strength: 1- Endurance: 1 [1/5]- Dexterity: 1 [2/5]- Willpower: 1 [1/5]- Charisma: 1 [2/5]>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux>Expenses: $600- $600 Rent to Mommy>Assets: $250 cash> (2/2)
>>3283769Righteous.>>3283779Much the same.>>3283786The GREATEST origin story.
>>3283816>Reach for that pulsing force inside you and burst forth all over the father in front of his son while shouting "KAMEHAMEHA"
>>3283816reach for the force deep inside you and force it out like the dankness hidden with in (fart out a cloud of darkness like a squid or octopus)
>>3283816>Call upon the sage counsel of Monty Python. RUN AWAY!
>>3283816This foolish drug dealing thief attacked me. I was standing my ground. I refuse to surrender to corrupt gaijin such as yourselves, I am an honorable Hakoge ninja warrior for justice and hentai. If thou wishes to detaineth thineself, thou will’st’ve become guilty of assault.
>>3283836monologue this will letting out our dankness... i mean darkness
>>3283836Fuck I meant Hokage not Hakoge. I’ve never really been into Naruto so forgive me if I get the references wrong.
>>3283816I vote for anything but the knives
>>3283841No it makes it even better the worse it gets.
I don't think we brought a mask with us. Mom is gonna kill us and take away our chicken tenddies.
>>3283853The more cringe and autistic redditor and tumblrina it sounds, the better the write in dialogue for our character.
>>3283862>inb4 MC goes to prison>comes out with tattoos>they say "Wonton soup 10% off">but he doesn't know it
>>3283862like saying red editor or read dit instead of reddit?
What even is this quest???
>>3283875The best quest
>>3283875everything every mum ment was just a prelube leading to this quest peasant (i am joking its just a funny quest with two of my fav quests merging)
>>3283816Point out that the man attacked us first.Point out that we were reacting in self defense.Point out that he was dealing drugs in a park with children.
Still having a hard time imagining what was going on, but I'd like to image that Derek, this impossibly fat not at all nimble neckbeard, was fucking dancing around the bum during the fight.
>>3283914His pristine fedora didn’t even come close to being touched. Not even a drop of sweat or bloodupon his Naruto headband he is wearing on the outside of his fedora either
So what are we voting for? Pointing out we did self defense and the guy was a drug dealer and explain what happened? Pull at the pulse we are feeling? Run away? monologue? Combination of all of it?
>>3283898>>3283836Combining both of these would be a good idea in my opinion.
>>3281240Ohoho what is this
>>3283836This. Convince them that we were in the right.
>>3284140>not trying the bare minimum needed to not get into a fight with these guys
My apologies for the brief hiatus there, but a spontaneous house party occurred and my flip phone is unable to post on the four chins. Now then, let us resume...>>3284053>mfw>>3283826>>3283836>>3283839>>3283841>>3283845>>3283846>>3283847> Roll 1d20-12 to [Persuade] the Superhero Duo> -4 for Charisma, -4 for Circumstances, -4 for *phenomenal* dialogue> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] taskThen> Roll 1d20-12 to [Intimidate] the Superhero Duo> -4 for Charisma, -4 for Circumstances, -4 for *phenomenal* dialogue> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] taskFinally,> Roll 1d20 to [AWAKEN]> -4 for Willpower, +4 for Circumstances> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>3284289Awakening roll
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>3284289rolling to awaken
Rolled 6 - 12 (1d20 - 12)>>3284289
Rolled 7 - 12 (1d20 - 12)>>3284289>>3284299Gucci
Rolled 12 - 4 (1d20 - 4)>>3284289AWAKEN
>>3284323oh shit someone already rolled for awakening. Woops.
>>3284299>>3284302>>3284305These superheroes, they are nothing before the power of a true ninja warrior, but you are a vanquisher of evil and protector of the normie, so you shall give them a single chance to deny themselves the trouble. Swinging back your trench-coat and giving them a manly scowl, you utter an ultimatum, spitting and snarling every other word. “This foolish drug dealing thief attacked me. I was standing my ground. I refuse to surrender to corrupt gaijin such as yourselves, I am an honorable Hakoge ninja warrior for justice and hentai. If thou wishes to detaineth thineself, thou will’st’ve become guilty of assault.”In the corner of your eye, you see there at least five people recording the scene. Good, let the sight of a noble follower of the bushido code be seen by all those with eyes to see. The older of the two stares at you as if a second head sprouted from your shoulders, and the disgust radiating from him is palpable as his spine begins to hunch and his extremities begin to shift. “Wrong answer, it’s Hokage nigga, n’ you’s under arrest.”He whips out a pair of handcuffs and cracks his neck as antennae begin to sprout from his forehead and his skull begins to shift. “Come quietly, or you’s gon’ be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.” This fool dares to correct you, and insinuate that your knowledge of Naruto lore is anything less than the absolute peak of perfection!?! He must die, and you will show him your strength! Muttering in broken Japanese and guttural screams, you swing your knives in a dazzling flurry of blows, and howl the heavens!“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” The force within you swells, filling your bones, wiring your muscles, and shrouding your soul, but it is not yet ready to come out, and soon you shall fight! If the superhero’s compound eyes could widen, they would, but he clacks his mandibles instead and shoves his child to the side. “Keep it back Buzz-Kid, this mofo’s dangerous, and I don’t wantchu gettin’ hurt.” He spreads into a wide stance, reveals his buzzing wings, and bends his legs. “Last chance.”“A TRUE SAMURAI WARRIOR NEVER BACKS DOWN!” He clacks his mandibles and readies himself. “So tha’s how it’s gonna be, huh.” An instant later, he is upon you and the very ground at your feet is attempting to waylay you as you move!> You are an obese, untrained and delusional neckbeard wielding kitchen knives against an inhumanly strong and fast plant controlling cricket man.> What is your strategy?>Date: 08/13/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg>Fitness: N/A>Skills:- Persuasion: [3/5]- Intimidation: [1/5]- Dodging: [4/5]- Knife: [3/5]>Attributes- Strength: 1- Endurance: 1 [1/5]- Dexterity: 1 [2/5]- Willpower: 1 [1/5]- Charisma: 1 [2/5]>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux>Expenses: $600- $600 Rent to Mommy>Assets: $250 cash
>>3284346Forgot to mention,> +1 Persuasion [4/5]> +1 Intimidation [2/5]> +1 Charisma [3/5]> +1 Willpower [2/5]
>>3284346>Don't try to move your feet, just stab him. With both hands. In a frenzied rush.
>>3284355"Your frame is all muscle, no protection!"
Five more minutes to vote.
>>3284346This guy knows kickboxing right? When he tries to kick horizontally try stepping forward into his guard so the momentum of his kick is lessened. Our fatwill absorb and disperse the blow. Then we grapple the leg with an arm, tryvtovunbalance him and stab somewhere nonessential so he doesn't die, as he is still a hero-san....and assuming we know shit about bug anatomy avoid the neck and head.If he tries for a thrust kick then step back and punch.
>>3284420Going for the limbs should be nonlethalI just worry that his bug form will make his movements too alien to block, and his superstrength will puncture our fat armor. It's why I went for the berserker rush, force him onto defense.
>>3284431He doesn't have superstrength, but his anatomy is proportionately much stronger than a human's, Spiderman style.
>>3284436He doesn't have superstrengh mid-morph, you mean?
“Thou condonest drug dealers working in a public park frequented by children? I shall show you a true hero. Chicken tendies will have to wait, because you’re going to be feeling the Bern before this is over Baka gaijin.”Basically be a smug, snarky asshole to him while standing our ground. He is likely to charge us, so we just start slashing and stabbing like a madman as soon as he moves.
>>3284443Yes, but not *actual* superstrength. He's probably around a Tier 2 Brute, kickboxing notwithstanding.
>>3284446He did charge us.Flashstep, to be exact
>>3284444>those digitsChecked. Your monologue gave him time to shift 80% into form, but he doesn't have superstrength, only post peak human strength. He has 12 Strength and 16 Dexterity statwise.
>>3284448Ok, poor wording on my part. The point is we won't be able to shrug off his hits because we're fat.
>>3284454So pretty much no matter what we’re getting taken to pound town, unless we somehow awaken our powers before then?
Rolled 13, 6, 18 + 20 = 57 (3d20 + 20)>>3284355>>3284373>>3284419>>3284420>>3284423>use strategy to defend, then semi-lethal stab rush> Roll 1d20-2 to block Slim Cricket's assault> -4 for Dexterity, +2 for Clever Plan> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] taskThen,> Roll 2d20-4 to double stab Slim Cricket> -4 for Dexterity, -4 for Dual Wielding, +2 for Clever Plan, +2 for Element of Surprise> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] taskFinally,> Roll 1d20 to [AWAKEN]> -4 for Willpower, +4 for Circumstances> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task> Rolling 3d20+20 to grapple> +16 for Dexterity, +4 for Grappling Skill> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task
>>3284463You could get *extremely* lucky, but more or less yes. On the upside, you'll only have to last another two turns and he's not going for a lethal take-down.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>3284471Defend
Rolled 13, 8 - 4 = 17 (2d20 - 4)>>3284471
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>3284471Rolling for infinite knife worksnvm it's in, awakening again
Rolled 9, 2, 6 + 20 = 37 (3d20 + 20)>>3284471Grapple
>>3284480Oh no you’ve fucked us looks like we won’t be making it back home in time for our plate of chicken tendies.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>3284471Just remembered best of to, master awakening
>>3284489Relax, it just means we're going to awaken when Dante corners us in the prison showers instead of right here.
>>3284476>>3284478You've certainly surprised the superhero.>>3284480But it'll be another turn before you [AWAKEN]
>>3284501Honestly that might be the best path for us. Lots of opportunity for us to get into fights, persuade other prisoners to not rape us and to buy our handmade MLP ero doujins, and to intimidate others with our superior intellect and status as a supreme gentleman.
>>3284503But awaken is a medium task now>>3284492Finally,> Roll 1d20 to [AWAKEN]> -4 for Willpower, +4 for Circumstances> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] taskStI'll fail, but no funble
>>3284514Pretty sure crits override.
>>3284524Eh, we just gotta survive this. If we survive long enough to awaken, we can consider our options then.
>>3284533Survival isn't a concern. He's a hero, and OP already said he was going for a nonlethal takedown.
>>3284476>>3284478>>3284480Slim Cricket is no more than a blur, as time seems to slow and you brace yourself, screaming out, “YOUR FRAME IS ALL MUSCLE, NO PROTECTION!” and then a cinder-block going at the speed of gunshot hits you in the stomach but you roll with the impact, barely standing as you throw a flailing arm, ever-so-slightly deflecting an instantaneous jab at almost the speed of sound, so that it only manages to knock off your fedora. Three more arms swing to grip you, and they latch onto your rolls of fat chiseled physique, but you tackle into the superhero and your unexpected ferocity barely manages to knock him several inches back, allowing you to slip free with a swish of sweat.The insectoid stands, momentarily shocked as you raise your blades and shout, “PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER!” Five fumbling knife strikes, fueled by the berserk rage only a true soul-saiyan can know fly forth, stabbing into Slim Cricket’s chitinous armor. Four of the stabs bounce off harmlessly, but your dragon knife manages to knick the exoskeleton, snapping off the tip in the process. The unthinking madness causes your inner force to regress, stumbling back to where it was, though you can sense it wants nothing more than to be unleashed in full! You must focus, as is the way of the ninja warrior!Several onlookers stare on in shock that you are still standing as you let out a bellowing war cry, and even the Slim Cricket himself is visibly concerned. “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”> What is your strategy?> +2 Knife [5/5], Level Up! Knife Skill: 1> +2 Dodging [6/5], Level Up! Dodging Skill: 1 [1/10]> +2 Strength [2/5]> +2 Dexterity [6/5], Level Up! Dexterity: 2 [1/10]>Date: 08/13/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg>Fitness: N/A>Skills:- Persuasion: [3/5]- Intimidation: [1/5]- Dodging: [4/5]- Knife: 1 [0/0]>Attributes- Strength: 1 [1/5]- Endurance: 1 [1/5]- Dexterity: 2 [1/10]- Willpower: 1 [2/5]- Charisma: 1 [2/5]>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux>Expenses: $600- $600 Rent to Mommy>Assets: $250 cash
>>3284567Regardless of how this fight goes, the amount of bystanders recording ensure that you will go down in legend.
>>3284567>Charge and throw him to the ground, then do a WWE power elbowOur best chance is to suffocate him in our fat. This guy is strong so we have to put him in a position where he can’t get any leverage. Since we are an autistic, untrained, and fat NEET this will be our best approximation of how to do it.
>>3284567His power shouldn't make him any heavier. Channel the spirit of honorable sumo warriors and push him over to trample him.Son of a bitch broke our sole Nihonese blade.
>>3284567Unleash the PPOOOWWEEEERRRR
>>3284585>>3284581Combine these two somehow. We will also have to autistically screech about how he destroyed our precious authentic nipponese dragon knife. At least the MLP hilt is intact.
>>3284567Avenge your broken knife by breaking even more knifes on his skin, by stabbing him"you lost your hon or when you attacked a fellow hero"『NOW LOSE YOUR LIFE TO THE PINNACLE OF MAN!!』
>>3284589This. Once he is trapped within our rolls, we can strike his sides with our superior steel.
Rolled 18, 5, 16 + 20 = 59 (3d20 + 20)>>3284581>>3284585>>3284588>>3284589> Roll 1d20+3 to tackle Slim Cricket> -3 for Dexterity, +2 for Clever Plan, +2 for Circumstances, +2 for Element of Surprise> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] taskThen,> Roll 1d20+2 to [AWAKEN]> -4 for Willpower, +4 for Circumstances, +2 for RAGE> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task> Rolling 3d20+20 to block the next knife stab, (if only he knew)> +16 for Dexterity, +4 for Dodging Skill> Best of three, because is an [Easy] task
Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>3284604tackling
>>3284592>>3284594Forgot,> Roll 2d20-4 to double stab Slim Cricket> -4 for Dexterity, -4 for Dual Wielding, +2 for Clever Plan, +2 for Element of Surprise> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
>>3284609Our dex is 3 now, and knife is +1
>>3284606Derek Ian Edward is a fucking ANIMAL, even without superpowers.
Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>3284604AWAKEN REEEEE
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>3284604awaken!!!
>>3284609Hang on, that's> 2d20-6You don't have the Element of Surprise.
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>3284604
>>3284611Of course, never-mind, the bonus remains.
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>3284617
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>3284625FUCKI FORGOT THE OTHER DIE!
>>3284614>>3284616>>3284618>>3284625Sadly, you do not [AWAKEN] but I still need that knife roll.>>3284629I'll let you keep this, and your next roll.
Rolled 17, 1 - 4 = 14 (2d20 - 4)>>3284609
>>3284631I may have accidentally stabbed ourselves somehow.
Rolled 8 - 4 (1d20 - 4)>>3284630Truly, you are a merciful god
>>3284629>>3284631I'm gonna say that's a 15-4, 17-4, definitely not anything damaging, but certainly meme-worthy.
>>3284606>>3284614>>3284629>>3284631This atrocity cannot stand, he shattered your only authentic Japanese steel dragon blade, so you shall shatter his spine! You point another knife in his face, and speak in black fury so profound “You lost your honor when you attacked a fellow hero!” that time seems to still as you ready yourself, 『NOW LOSE YOUR LIFE TO THE PINNACLE OF MAN!!』No more than an instant later you tackle the superhero, bringing each and every one of your 342 pounds of honorable Samurai flesh to bare in a frenzied tackle that anyone in the NFL would envy. His sleek 160 pound frame never stood a chance, and you bring him to the ground in short order, stabbing all the while, howling, “GLORIOUS NIPPON STEEL!” So enraged are you, that every single one of your muscle fibers is going at its absolute maximum as you draw and stab again and again, shattering one knife, denting two others, and snapping a fourth in the chitin plate separating his neck from his shoulder. None of the first three did any damage whatsoever, but the fourth, oh the fourth… The fourth drew BLOOD, and your thirst has yet to be sated! Pinned beneath your tremendous bulk, his arms are unable to gain the leverage to wield their strength, and on the ground like this, his kickboxing training is less than nothing. You know he will be back on his feet in mere seconds, but mere seconds are all you need as you can feel your inner force rising! “SHATTER MY AUTHENTIC DRAGON KNIFE, AND I SHATTER YOUR SPINE!” Beneath you, he clacks his mandibles, saying, “Oh lawd our God A’mighty, hell n- AH!” He cries, as an unexpected elbow snaps his neck to the side, momentarily disorienting him!> You have as much of an advantage as can be gained!> How do you press it?> +2 Knife [2/10]> +1 Unarmed [1/5]> +2 Strength [3/10]> +2 Dexterity [3/10]> +1 Willpower [2/5]>Date: 08/13/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg>Fitness: N/A>Skills:- Persuasion: [3/5]- Intimidation: [1/5]- Dodging: [4/5]- Unarmed: [1/5]- Knife: 1 [2/10]>Attributes- Strength: 1 [3/5]- Endurance: 1 [1/5]- Dexterity: 2 [3/10]- Willpower: 1 [3/5]- Charisma: 1 [2/5]>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux>Expenses: $600- $600 Rent to Mommy>Assets: $250 cash
>>3284660Demand that he yields less he further sullies his kamen ranger honor
>>3284660Str is 4/5 now
>>3284660Become overwhelmed by the exertion and vomit on his face.
>>3284660Two knifes to the head!
>>3284660Stab under and around his knees repeatedly. The armor is likely weaker there and he needs those for most of his gimmick.
>>3284680Me too, but I think we're on his knees
>>3284668>>3284676Combine these two.And ask him if he likes the taste of Mountain Dew, Cheetos, and hot pockets after we’ve finished vomiting on his face.
>>3284686Anon, we don't lack THAT kind of dignity
Rolled 1, 6 + 8 = 15 (2d20 + 8)>>3284664>>3284668>>3284676>>3284680>>3284683> Roll 1d20+4 to disorient with a spew of vomit!> +4 for Circumstances> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] taskThen,> Roll 2d20 to double stab Slim Cricket> -3 for Dexterity, -4 for Dual Wielding, +1 for Knife Skill, +2 for Clever Plan, +4 for Circumstances> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] taskFinally,> Roll 1d20+2 to [AWAKEN]> -4 for Willpower, +4 for Circumstances, +2 for RAGE> Rolling 2d20+8 to scramble the fuck away> +12 for Strength, +4 for Grappling Skill, -8 for Circumstances> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task
>>3284686>hfw getting cut and vomited on>son's fw dad gets cut and vomited onEveryone's fw this is on the internet
>>3284694>dat oneFuck's sake anons, are you going to defeat an honest-to-God superhero, WITHOUT superpowers?
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>3284694Vomit roll
Rolled 19, 7 - 2 = 24 (2d20 - 2)>>3284694
>>3284697>local hero utterly humiliated by mentally ill obese man, more at 11
Rolled 17, 20 = 37 (2d20)>>3284694Double stab please no kill
>>3284699>We never get powers>we kill the big bad with pure martial skillENDGAME
>>3284704>>3284706At this rate MC is going to end up losing all of the weight from glorious battle exercise.
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>3284694[A W A K E N]>>3284702What's with penalty?
>>3284704oh no anon
>>3284704Holy shitsnacks. At least I hope this means we don’t kill him.
>>3284708Well we got powers now
>>3284708MismathedIn other news, YOOOOOOOO
Rolled 4, 14 + 4 = 22 (2d20 + 4)>>3284702>>3284704> 19, 20Holy fuck anons.> Roll 2d20 to determine the damage> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] task> Rolling 2d20+4 for defense> +4 for Chitin, +4 for Dodging, -4 for Circumstances
>>3284708>>3284704OH MY GOD I'M CRYING NOW I DON'T WANT TO KILL A GOOD GUY PLEASE DON'T DIE BUG MAN IS THIS HOW WE TRIGGER AAAAHHJ
>>3284708Also I think it would be a good idea to hide our power level if at all possible. Save it for a life or death scenario.
Rolled 15, 9 = 24 (2d20)>>3284713
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d6 + 2)>>3284708FUCK, you've gone into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!> Rolling 1d6+2 to determine how many extra (PP) you gain
Rolled 13, 2 = 15 (2d20)>>3284713This shit better get archived
Rolled 19, 5 = 24 (2d20)>>3284713
>>3284713I'm not rolling to stab I feel too bad
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d6 + 2)>>32847
>>3284719> You have 4 extra (PP) in addition to your earlier 22 (PP)> How do you wish to distribute it?>>3284715He challenged an honorable Hakoge warrior, then shattered his blade in spite anon.
>>3284725What's the cost of new powers?
>>3284726Same as last time, you can put the (PP) into your current powers or purchase new ones at your discretion. Tinker shit, shoring up Shaker, or speccing into Breaker might be fun, but that's just me.
>>3284719I’m thinking either put these 4 PP into tinker to make ACTUAL nipponese steel blades and ninja gear, or just increase what we already have, +2 to stranger and +2 to shaker.
>>3281675>Mover 5/5: speed and wall running>Brute 4: superior physical strength >Thinker 4:3rd degree blackbelt in self made martial art >Stranger 2: blend into the shadows>Shaker 2: make fields of darkness>>3284725I don't know,what anon meant by 5/5 mover, but I think we still have 5 spare PP. Total of 9 unspent.
>>3284729He spent 5 on speed and 5 on wall running. Individually.
>>3284728This, we need blades that can handle metahuman blows
>>3284729You have two separate Mover Powers, one for Superhuman Reflexes, and another for Gravity Redirection.
>>3284728This. We can make anything considered anime or manga like. 4PP. And invest the 5 PP into a breaker form with some form of regeneration.
>>32847254 to tinker
>>3284736You've already spent both 5/5, they're separate superpowers that allow for some ridiculous Assassin's Creed level parkour and bullet dodging anon.
>>3284728Why not spend the 4 TP on a power that creates a perfect replica blade to replace the one we lost at will? Perhaps with the ability to spawn more than one and variations if needed. I'd like to not go tinker if possible due to how much time it takes and how it vastly shifts our priorities.
>>3284738>OH!At the moment, it is completely self-centered and you're only able to use it to run on walls, but if you keep advancing it, eventually you will become bullshit omnidirectional levitation incarnate.
>>3284741This was my first idea, I was just worried 2 knifes would be greedy
>>3284741Actually I agree. Tinker 4, while useful, would end up with us spending a LOT of time gathering resources, attempting to make things, making blueprints, and over and over again. +2 to stranger and +2 to shaker would probably be better.
>>3284741>>3284747>>3284749You can always go for a 2/2 Striker/Blaster Blade Generation power, anons.
>>3284754Summoning Spirit Knives, Shrunken, etc. Pic related's an example of the aesthetic.
>>3284754Actually that sounds good. Could we use it to create shurikens as well?
>>3284754This for the weeb blade summoning power. Is almost or actually murdering a hero how we get our powers?>He challenged an honorable Hakoge warrior, then shattered his blade in spite anon.Tbf his weapon would be his body, which must have been forged from a Japanese dojo. That's the only explanation as to why our knife broke.
>>3284768Your superpowers are a reflection of your soul. Of course you can summon shurikens.
>>3284769>This for the weeb blade summoning power. Is almost or actually murdering a hero how we get our powers?More or less.
I take it your final vote for the (PP) expenditure is,> Mover 5/5: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection> Brute 4: Superhuman Physical Strength> Thinker 4: Superhuman Martial Arts Ability> Stranger 2: Shadow Melding> Shaker 2: Shadow Summoning> Striker 2/Blaster 2: Blade Generation?
>>3284781You better believe it
>>3284781Good God this is going to be terrifying for bystanders to witness.
>>3284786We can't go home today. Gotta call mom and tell here we'll be staying over someone's home or something.
>>3284786Is this /fit/'s nightmare?
>>3284802Mankind’s collective nightmare. Anons, I think we’re gonna need a better cape name...
When the local Grasshopper themed super-human who saved you from a mugging last week gets tackled by some fat autist and is stabbed to death before the assailant pukes in his wounds.
>>3284813Or shin mahokage,aka heart magic shadowin Japanese and "is it brighter in Hawaiian
>>3284812Well, we might luck out and not kill him. We rolled high enough to damage him but not outright kill him, hopefully.
>>3284816It’s a trigger anon, he gon die...
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d3 + 1)You're getting attacked by his son.I'm going to need you to roll,> 1d3+1d20+65 to strike> +25 for Dexterity, +20 for Strength, +20 for Martial Arts Skill> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task.Against,> 1d20+8 to strike> +6 for Dexterity, +2 for Unarmed Skill> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>3284821YEP, that's gonna be three 4d20+65's.
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>3284821
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d3 + 1)>>3284821am i doing it right?
Rolled 1 + 65 (1d20 + 65)>>3284821
Rolled 5, 9, 14, 5 + 65 = 98 (4d20 + 65)>>3284821Jesus Christ. I'm sorry grasshopper man.>>3284827can't roll two different types of dice it seems.
>>3284825>>3284827You're both doing it right, but I've already rolled.
Rolled 8, 20, 6, 17 + 65 = 116 (4d20 + 65)>>3284821Sorry kid, nothin personnel.
Rolled 1, 11, 6, 10 + 65 = 93 (4d20 + 65)>>3284821A liveleak legend
>>3284828Gonna need a 3d20+65, anon.
Rolled 19, 1, 20 + 65 = 105 (3d20 + 65)>>3284836
Rolled 3, 15, 14 + 65 = 97 (3d20 + 65)>>3284836boombaya
>>3284836That’s a lotta dice
>>3284805We could just straight Rip Naruto. Call ourselves the Eight Hokage, get a suit decked out with "第八の火の影" and be able to yell stupid shit after popping off hand signs.A morbidly obese man in a tight fitting ninja costume enters the bank in the middle of a robbery."NEET STYLE, INFINITE NIPPON STEEL STORM JUTSU" while chucking an absolute shit ton of knives/shuriken.>>3284805
>>3284840Superpowers + Realistic Combat gets pretty ridiculous anon.
>>3284844I don’t know what number hokage Naruto is, but we should definitely be the 420th hokage.
>>3284805I dunno. Mr. DIE is pretty good honestly.
>>3284847According to the Naruto wiki he is 7th, I also stole that Japanese from the format they do the Hokage names which is just [number] fire shadow lmao
Actually, changing our cape name constantly could be a good gimmick. As long as the name is always stupid, autistic, and NEET as hell it could be funny.
which team should we align ourselves tho or are we taking the Legendary Sanin recruitment route?
Shin mahokage also acts as a neat call back to our first fight.
>>3284859Recruit, we killed a guy while unpowered and then gained powers: that's gotta be inspiring as fuck.
>>3284865There’s nothing inspiring about Mr. DIE anon. Mortifying perhaps.
>>3284865As true as that is, we have to remember our roots. We’re an autistic, friendless, NEET weeb. It would be more fitting for us to go solo and do our own thing. We wouldn’t want to be burdened by normies or sheeple.
>>3284865>that's gotta be inspiring as fuck.>inspiring>a morbidly obese freak literally vomiting hatred on a guy trying to keep the peaceWell I suppose someone will find it to be the underdog story.
>>3284867We could always try to find other heroes as enlightened as we are though such a prospect seems daunting at best.
>>3284867There’s gotta be more autist capes around Florida. We need to have some sort of Genin squad...
>>3284871we need to find Florida Manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFluYd7iZeE
>>3284701>>3284702>>3284704>>3284708>>3284713>>3284718>>3284719>>3284764>>3284768>>3284773>>3284782>>3284784>>3284785>>3284787Momentary disorientation is not enough, you must FINISH him! As you raise your blades to strike, his panicked thrashing manages to lift you off of the ground enough to land a swift uppercut, which sends the contents of your breakfast spewing over his antenna, his compound eyes, and into his mandibles. The sheer disgust of what you’ve done is enough to stun the normie into shock, and that pause is more than enough time to land the finishing blows! You keep spewing into his face as you sink both blades to their hilt in the chink in his knee joints, severing his tendons and causing his legs to go limp, then you feel the most intense, incandescent rage you have ever imagined, as you draw an eight inch kitchen knife, stab into his skull down to the handle, popping one of his compound eyes with a hideous noise, and howl your rage to the heavens as you wrench it in deeper.Almost a half gallon’s worth of blood and vomit coats your arm as you tear Slim Cricket’s brain out of his socket, but you do not care as you rise to your feet, and fling it to the ground before the stunned normie masses. The inner force within, has become the outer force that fills you, setting every part of your mind, body, and soul ablaze as you cry out to your ancestral spirits and waifu in the cosmos above the clouds. You feel it, deep inside and all around you, and there can be not the faintest shadow of a doubt.> YOU HAVE [AWAKENED]!You stare down at your bloodsoaked hands, filled with power beyond human comprehension and the exhilaration of the moment is simply so much you cannot help but laugh. “MWAHAHAHAHAHA! FOOLISH NORMIES, WITNESS AND WEEP, FOR I HAVE DONE IT, MY GENDER NEUTRAL NON-BINARY TRANS AFRICAN ANCESTORS HAVE SMILED ON ME, AND I HAVE THE POWER!”Buzz-Kid cries out, “You killed my daddy, n’ Imma kill yo pasty-white honkey ass!’ You chuckle, drunk with the power you’ve always wanted, and turn to confront him. The boy seems to sprint in slow motion as you ready to face him, grinning ear to ear as you draw another kitchen knife. He reaches you in grasshopper-form, almost the mirror image of his father, and you can’t wait to shatter it, as you dive to the side, effortlessly dodging, blocking, and deflecting each of his kicks, punches, and knees with impossible ease.Your smile only seems to widen as a shadow comes over the park and you give a dark chuckle as the darkness embraces your flesh. “Now it’s my turn, Little Cricket.” The shadows are pitch black, and no ordinary man could see, but to you, it’s as well lit as it was when the battle began, and the grasshopper can almost sense your presence. It isn’t enough, as your stunningly weightless body catches him by complete surprise, raining no less than one dozen knife strikes, each one perfectly executed, and a complete surprise.> (1/2)
>>3284885His chitin might have saved him, but the force within you seems to change the nature of all it touches, and his plate becomes absolutely weightless while your blades stay the same, allowing them to slice through as if he were made of feather-soft silk. You will them to vanish and the shadows disappear as quickly as they came, leaving you and the nine mutilated, bloody pieces that were once Slim Cricket’s sidekick and only son on full display. The mirth within you is almost too much to bare, as you utter those infamous words.“Heh, nothin’ personal kid.”The crowd has begun to stumble back, visibly horrified, as you unleash your will, summoning a glorious ghostly nippon katana into one hand, which then severs the superhero’s skull, simultaneously flinging it into their midst. “Such is the fate of the dishonorable! Let it be known that he challenged a true Hakoge warrior for doing what is right, and was slain in turn!” Almost thirty people are staring at you, most in disbelief, some in horror, and a handful, about to burst into laughter from the sheer absurdity of it all.They are watching you, and your next words will be heard by all the world. Previously, you would’ve been gripped by crippling anxiety, but not a single trace of doubt or hesitation mars your tongue as you say what may never be forgotten,> [Write-In]> You have [AWAKENED]> You now have several superhuman powers and skills, which will are distinct from your baseline attributes, and will be displayed alongside. Barring Trumps, they may be used at your discretion, when you will it, as you will it.> +3 All Stats> + 4 All Skills> +5 Intimidation [6/5], Level Up! Intimidation: 2 [1/10]> +26 (PP) of Superpowers>Date: 08/13/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg>Fitness: N/A>Skills:- Persuasion: 1 [2/10]- Intimidation: 1 [1/10]- Dodging: 1 [3/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]- Knife: 1 [6/10]- All Melee Combat: [N/A]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)>Attributes- Strength: 2 [1/10] >> Weight Reduction: (20)- Endurance: 1 [4/5]- Dexterity: 2 [6/10]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)- Willpower: 2 [1/10]- Charisma: 2 [0/10]> Superpowers: 26 (PP)> Mover 5/5: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction> Thinker 4: Superhuman Martial Arts> Stranger 2: Shadow Melding> Shaker 2: Shadow Summoning> Striker 2/Blaster 2: Blade Generation>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux>Expenses: $600- $600 Rent to Mommy>Assets: $250 cash> (2/2)
>>3284885>>3284887I'm aware this is edgy as fuck, but it adds to the cringe and felt *right* while I was writing it. Don't worry, you'll have plenty of time to ruminate on the guilt/euphoria of what you've done later, and you haven't been hard-locked into a Villain path, though you've definitely run afoul of Federal law and common decency.
>>3284887Yell pocket sand and shroud the crowd in darkness while running away.
>>3284887We Got 26 pp by killing 2 capes?
>>328489122 base, +4 for dabbing on capes/normalfags during our trigger event.
>>3284885>stab into his skull down to the handle>killed his son toogod no why must this happen!
>>3284890>>3284887Yeah, it’s time to go
>>3284891We beat the shit out of a cape while we had no powers. Granted, he wasn’t an amazing cape, but by all rights we should have been taken to pound town.
>>3284887I am Ronin! The greatest Hagkoge there ever was and will be!>run away naruto style.>go post on 4chan about our accomplishment
>>3284900Actually yes, this is the best idea. But add in the pocket sand, literal pocket sand we throw at the crowd before we Naruto run out of there.
>>3284900Add using our shadow powers to blanket the area in shadow White we run away
I want PHO update after this
>>3284900Throw in a "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" That slowly fades in volume as we dip out and I'm on board.
>>3284900>>3284903>>3284908>>3284910>>3284914> Roll 1d20+60 to make a speedy getaway> +25 for Superhuman Reflexes, +25 for Gravity Redirection, +10 for Shadow Summoning> Best of three, as this is an [Easy] task
Rolled 19 + 60 (1d20 + 60)>>3284923
Rolled 4 + 60 (1d20 + 60)>>3284923
Rolled 5 + 60 (1d20 + 60)>>3284923
Rolled 2 + 60 (1d20 + 60)>>3284923Don’t think I’ll beat >>3284924 but rolling to keep things moving anyway.
Rolled 7 + 60 (1d20 + 60)>>3284923>Mfw this fucking questAlso>Go dice go!
Quick question, do you grab the guitar case on your way out?
>>3284947No, that money belongs to the peoplr
>>3284947Leave it. It belongs to the people the drug dealing grifter swindled.
>>3284947yes. we will find a homeless shelter or charity
>>3284947Fuck yes we do. As a glorious hero we deserve some recompense for our efforts. And by recompense I mean delicious tendies
>>3284947We take it of course
>>3284947Now that I think about it we need to replace all of mommys knives we broke and replace the lock we broke.
>>3284947Yes we do, gotta repair the Nippon Dragon Blade
>>3284965switching to>>3284966its for the greater good
>>3284966we have 250$ ho, we can buy tons of 1$ locks with that!
we should probaly shave the beard once we get the chance, it will make it harder for people to recognise us, we should probaly loose some weight too
>>3284977>>3284950this is me
You speak with a thunderous conviction that cannot be denied, and the crowd listens, spellbound as you mouth the syllables one by one. “I am Ronin! The greatest Hagkoge there ever was and will be!” You know this to be true in your very soul, and the crowd stands stock-still, scarcely comprehending the sight before them. The realization that you are unmasked, at the scene of a triple murder, in front of a large crowd not even thirty miles from a major city hits you, and you panic, stammering out, “P-POCKET SAND!” as you fling a small trash bag’s worth into the masses with flawless efficiency.While they’re cleaning out their eyes, you surround yourself with shadows, swipe the guitar case you fought so hard for, and burst into motion, sprinting nearly a football yard’s length away before they realize you’re gone, but by then you are long gone. Almost halfway on the sprint home your lungs begin to collapse from the exertion of carrying your weight, even if your movements are perfect but applying your weightlessness renders the exhaustion moot. When you’ve traveled the three miles to return to mommy’s house, the retirees don’t like at you like anything’s out of the ordinary, and that calms you down until you suddenly realize.There are going to be AT LEAST five videos of varying quality recording your entire fight and subsequent awakening, from at least as many angles, and you didn’t think to wear a face mask when you set out! How foolish you are, no doubt they’re already being uploaded to the internet, and in the next twenty-four hours the news will be going ballistic. Shortly after, they’ll be able to connect your face to your identity, and that will be that. You can’t stay in mommy’s house, you have to leave as quickly as possible, but where will you go!?!> (1/2)
>>3284977NOOOOOOthats our convention Money
we need to pay rent too
>>3284981> More importantly, what will you do now that you’re home?!?> Count the beggar’s stolen money, judging by the crumpled bills there’s at least twenty, maybe even thirty dollars!> Steal everything from mommy’s hidden safe, it makes you feel horrible but you’ll pay her back later, and you really need the money!> Post a livestream of you demonstrating your powers and your super-name before the news goes haywire with the story!> Shave your neckbeard and change your clothes, to conceal your true identity from the normie masses!> Nothing, you have no time to waste, and need to get going immediately!> +1 Endurance, [5/5], Level Up! Endurance: 2 [0/10]>Date: 08/13/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg>Fitness: N/A>Skills:- Persuasion: 1 [2/10]- Intimidation: 1 [1/10]- Dodging: 1 [3/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]- Knife: 1 [6/10]- All Melee Combat: [N/A]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)>Attributes- Strength: 2 [1/10] >> Weight Reduction: (20)- Endurance: 2 [0/10]- Dexterity: 2 [6/10]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)- Willpower: 2 [1/10]- Charisma: 2 [0/10]> Superpowers: 26 (PP)> Mover 5/5: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction> Thinker 4: Superhuman Martial Arts> Stranger 2: Shadow Melding> Shaker 2: Shadow Summoning> Striker 2/Blaster 2: Blade Generation>Income per month: $1,000 Neetbux>Expenses: $600- $600 Rent to Mommy>Assets: $250 cash, (???) in guitar case> (2/2)
>>3284987> Shave your neckbeard and change your clothes, to conceal your true identity from the normie masses!>write a goodbye letter to momthen>get going
>>3284987Step 1: collect all our computer and game stuff into a boxStep 2: collect clothes, food, toiletriesStep 3: leave money for mommy to buy a new lock and set of 15 knives. I'm talking good knives so like $100. Leave a note telling her we "got powers and vanquished evil, but need to go into hiding. Sorry.">>3284992this too. we must hide among the normies now.
>>3284987leave the money in ma's favorite book , split, and take as much mahnga as we can carry
>>3284987> Count the beggar’s stolen money, judging by the crumpled bills there’s at least twenty, maybe even thirty dollars!> Shave your neckbeard and change your clothes, to conceal your true identity from the normie masses!> Steal everything from mommy’s hidden safe, it makes you feel horrible but you’ll pay her back later, and you really need the money!
>>3284999> Steal everything from mommy’s hidden safe, it makes you feel horrible but you’ll pay her back later, and you really need the money!Have you no honor?This is mommy's chicken teddies monyes.
>>3284999N-Nani?!? This is our mother, who has given us as many chicken tendies, hot pockets, and mountain dews as we ever asked for, with a minimal amount of nagging. > Shave your neckbeard and change your clothes, to conceal your true identity from the normie masses!>write a goodbye letter to mom
Hey Uber how severly does our weight affect us?
>>3285010Previously, it effected you as much as any morbidly obese man-child, but following your Awakening your On-Contact Weight Reduction has rendered it a non-issue as far as manual dexterity, endurance, and reaction speed is concerned, though it's still unhealthy.>>3284992>>3284997>>3284998>>3284999>>3285008So the plan is to shave your neckbeard, change your clothes, and run away after packing your clothes, food, and toiletries, and leaving mommy $100 to replace the damages and a good-bye note? Do you want to take up extra space by bringing your computer and games, or do you want to leave them here?
>>3285016Yeah, let’s bring our PC, since we aren’t a pleb, our external hard drives containing anime and hentai, as well as some games.
> Count the beggar’s stolen money, judging by the crumpled bills there’s at least twenty, maybe even thirty dollars!I....really should have looked at the options. I missed this.So if I understand this >>3281921 is what our room vaguely looks like. We need to pack our computer, vintage Xbox 360, clean clothes, some food, make sure we have all $250 and maybe search around the room for some more, give mom whatever money in the guitar case and maybe a little extra because she's going to have to either clean our room herself or hire someone to do it, Shave your neckbeard and change your clothes, to conceal your true identity from the normie masses>>Expenses: $600>- $600 Rent to MommyWhat does this mean? We already payed Mommy for expenses this month?>>3285016> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight ReductionFor sure want to take the computer and xbox. not all of us are normie heroes.
>>3285020> What does this mean? We already payed Mommy for expenses this month?Yes, you pay her at the beginning of every month. It's Friday the 13th at the moment, so you're in the clear as far as rent goes.
>>3284987>MAKE A PATREON ACCOUNT> Post a livestream of you demonstrating your powers and your super-name before the news goes haywire with the story!> Shave your neckbeard and change your clothes, to conceal your true identity from the normie masses!
>>3285023This is supposed to take place in 2010, I’m not even sure if Patreon was even a thing back then.
>>3285023Holy fuck this is good
>>3285023>not wanting the news to name you as the anonymous grinch wearing a mask holding a gun
>>3285023>>3285025>>3285026>MAKE A PATREON ACCOUNTNo can do, the site was founded in 2013. You *CAN* however, start a Meta-Fund, Para-Pay, or if you're feeling edgy, a SuperGibs account for much the same results.
>>3285032Sure, but only show the stuff that's probably been showed already. No need to play all our cards.I think we got enough cash for a night in a shitty motel. Do we have a phone? if yes what kind?
>>3285036>Do we have a phone? If yes what kind?You do have a phone, because mommy wants to make sure you're safe. It is a flip phone, because mommy has already invested enough into feeding and housing you.
>>3285036That might just leave wallcrawl
>>3285042They haven't seen your Weight Reduction in action, and the full extent of your martial skill and shadow manipulation is unknown.
>>3285044I retract my vote for a SuperGibs account then
>>3285044WHen so we get a chance to upgrade or get new powers?
>>3285045Duly noted.>>3285047When you've trained enough, managed to defeat another super, or survived a life or death situation.
>>3285050But didnt we get 26 pp by killing the 2 capes?
>>3285041We need to ditch the phone. I’m thinking we skip town, travel by night far far away from Florida, and start hunting down drug dealers and criminals for their money. Just because we got these powers doesn’t mean we don’t need to eat.
>>3285052no? we got 22 pp for what our potential will be once we awakened, which we did. then we got +4 extra PP because of the two lucky consecutive nat 20 rolls.
>>3285052No, you gained 22 (PP) that you bought your powers with when the thread began, then gained 1d6+2 because anon rolled a 20 when you [Awakened]
>>3285047>WHen so we get a chance to upgrade or get new powers?Jeez, we already have a crazy amount of powers. Lets have fun interactions
>>3285055What can we buy with our pee pee points?
>>3285053How should we skip town? I don't know how far we can travel with our computer and Xbox, traveling statistics wise. If Mommy doesn't have a compute then I guess we could open up a guest account for her on our computer and include that note into our good bye letter. Why ditch the phone though?>>3285047>>3285052we can always trait. running using powers, lifting things, etc.
>>3285055Would it be ironic or apropriet to get a bug themed transformation power inhonor to cricket?
>>3285058More superpowers and upgrades to your superpowers, unfortunately your Good Boy Points, (GBP) aren't redeemable with anyone but mommy when she isn't having one of her bad days.
>>3285016I say we stay for a while
>>3285060Remember, training your mundane stats is just as important as your superpowers, and neither should be neglected.>>3285061I suppose so.
>>3285064That is a *risky* proposition anon.
>>3285065Like cardio so we dont get a heart attack?
>>3285066As is unprotected sex. Which we have in great amount.
>>3285066We are a fat person in america without our neck beard no one will recognize us
>>3285060Run. It would be a good way to train as well as test our endurance. Unless you want to spend a bunch of time running from cops and other capes we skip town ASAP. We have super speed, can do crazy shadow shit, and run on walls. At the very least it would be a great way to train up our mundane stats as well.
Here's the plan boys. We catch a bus or train to a city we know has a crime problem. Set up our neet ninja superhero identity WITH a mask this time. We clean up the streets, get that cushy government deal to be a regulated super THEN we reveal ourselves with a sob story about how we lost control of our powers that fateful day and have resigned ourselves to lives of service in the name of the common man in hopes we can reclaim our honor. Best case, We get a one time pardon and get to stay on pay roll as a hero. Thoughts? [We could also just go full Punisher mode and be an anti-hero constantly on the run]
>>3285067that would be a good idea.
>>3285073I would prefer the punisher/anti-hero option
>>3285067Yes. Training Endurance is important.>>3285068Not quite. Until today, you were six years away from becoming a legitimate Wizard.>>3285069If everyone's fat, individual fats are much easier recognized anon.
>>3285073i like it
>>3285076>Not quite. Until today, you were six years away from becoming a legitimate Wizard.SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm going to go to sleep for the night/early morning, and update whatever you decide on in about 10-11 hours. Take it easy anons, but not too easy, I hope you've enjoyed the quest so far.
It would be good getting a transformation power to hide our identity
>>3285076Meant we are more a shapeless baby of a adult
>>3285073Except that the police are going to BOLO us. That means city cops, county sheriffs, state troopers, and federal agents. We just killed 2 capes, who technically work for the government. We can’t go anywhere NEAR a bus station, dockyard, or airport. They WILL alert authorities. Either we steal a vehicle and run, or we use our powers and run.
>>3285073Forgot to mention train stations as well. We just publically killed a drug dealer and 2 capes in front of 30 odd witnesses. We cannot go anywhere near any kind of train station, bus station, or airport.
>>3285092We need to take our shit and hide out in some abandoned buildings.
>>3285092Yeah but would a tard of a stereotype know that?
>>3284947No. A noble warrior such as ouselves has no need for worldly trifles. Also ... were we wearing any sort of mask during this or has youtube fucked us?
>>3285100>The realization that you are unmasked, at the scene of a triple murder, in front of a large crowd not even thirty miles from a major city hits you, and you panic, stammering out, “P-POCKET SAND!” as you fling a small trash bag’s worth into the masses with flawless efficiency.
>>3285100 We were wearing a fedora, our Neckbeard, and a Naruto headband thing.
>>3285101Yeeeeah. I forgot to hit update.>>3285097>>3285092>>3285016How about we head to the train line and hop aboard an empty freight car.I'm not sure if that's even a thing these days but I feel the 'woe is me' rejected-by-society flavour of the trainhopping hobo trope would appeal to our edgelord autist.
>>3285121I like it. We could probably hide pretty well with our shadow abilities.
>>3285124This, couldn’t we just go with a clouds and travel that way?
>>3285073I prefer the punisher option.
>>3285158I also prefer the punisher option. I think it'll basically that everyone online will think we are pathetic, but when we actually go up against people in real life we'll be capital T terrifying. Like some kind of horrifying mix between mouse protector and jack slash.
Punisher options also helps with our inner edgelord, something something "my darkness can't be tamed, I stay away for your sake not mine"
>>3285197Imagine what will happen once we have a modicum of physical fitness? Our powers are already incredibly versatile.
so guys any idea how to get out of town fast? abbandond train car, stealing a car, running?
>>3285571I think zooming on foot is the most viable option, especially if we can apply our shadow shit to keep us even more off the radar.
>>3285571As a neckbrace we need to put into question a neckbeards ability to drive. We can discard the possibility of stealing a car as thievery is not the true ronin way. I'm learning towards finding some abandoned place to hole up in until the evening before we sprint to another city or try the train.
Possible a quick Safari search to look up the closest crime infested city and a minute or two to write down directions, and a quick prayer to our shrine of our waifu I don't know who the fuck this anime character is. Just picked the first image after searching "weeb waifu shrine."
Do we have any neet friends we could crash with for the time being. Do we even have any friends??
>>3285718C’mon now anon
Can we set up our den in an abandoned games workshop/anime store. We could bring people there for questioning or when we want to intimidate someone
>>3285718You know the answer to that.
>>3285769There wouldn't be any games or manga in an abandoned store since the previous tenant would most likely take their shit with them. Not many people leave behind their merchandise. Abandoned yes. Loot no. What I'm hoping for is a place with electricity and running water as the bare minimum.So what's the ideal location we should live in? Abandoned building where we will have to bring our own comforts? Rent a motel and pay rent with the wallets of our enemies? Break into the home of a criminal before needing to leave and break into another criminal's home and repeat?
We should live in the roof of an old person. Preferably deaf and blind. Basically using our powers to leach of them without them knowing eg stealing food, brooding in the various dark knooks of the house. The hijinks would be pretty funny and would keep with the whole neck beard theme. Extra points if the old guy some kind of stereotypical martial arts master who actually knows were there and waging a subtle war against us for kicks: Eg hiding the remote, sitting directly under the air vent to the roof while eating a bucket of chicken nuggets.Dono, prolly retarded but could be a funny side story.
>>3285853>old man sings really loudly, really badly when MC is trying to sleep
also whenever we have the chance we should buy a stranger power that makes us "Just another guy on the street" Unlees we do something that catches there attention, like say knocking a trash bin over or yelling loudly
>>3285853>We should live in the roof of an old person.You mean attic. It might work. We can leave at night and use our shadow powers so no one notices. The issue is actually finding some old person who is both blind and deaf, and doesn't live in a retirement home. Because someone as disabled as that should be in one. Ok now that martial arts part is extra unlikely. It would be awesome for sure, but I have my doubts of actually finding something so specific .... you know, being a weeb and all so we won't personally know any blind deafs.>>3285913Stranger 2-3: The ability to turn yourself into a normie by our body remolding our flesh. We lose our glorious glistening fat rolls healthy muscles in exchange for a more mundane and boring form.
>>3285890It should be something that is only really bout up at the start or end of each day. Basically going out and doing cape stuff then come home and devoting a few sentences to hyjinks with the old guy. Occasionally we might get mini quests like "role for stealing old mans tendies". Or " roll for taking piss bottles out to the bin" Dumb shit like that. Dono, I don't want to dilute the main story of the quest to much so I guess its up to everyone
>>3285922how the fuck do you guys know what the different powers do?what system is op using?
>>3285933That was a custom power, but the system op uses is the worm power system
>>3285922Its less about the guy actually having all the equipment and more of him being a parody of all the super cliche old master typed in anime.Tho if you guys don't want to do it that's fine as well. This was mostly a joke
>>3285933https://worm.fandom.com/wiki/Power_classificationsit's actually the Changer that can change their appearance.
>>3285951The power i was going after was bassicly a Imp lite
>>3285949Sorry. It's not a matter of wanting too. It's more a matter of reality and the difficultly of finding someone who is both blind and deaf to be their unwanted room mate.
Wait. Shit. Now I really wished I stuck with my Tinker vote. The hell are we going to do for armor? One hit and we're dead.
>>3285998Just don't get hit loser. Ninjas don't need armor.
>>3286006not unless there's something faster than us
>>3285998>getting hitWell there's your problem.
our next power could also be regeneration
>>3285998>Armor>not a brute powerLeave the tinkering to our(eventual) minions
>>3286022>>3286129Regenerate so fast we get a weak armor effect
>>3284992>>3284997>>3284999Though it pains you to leave mommy behind, your supreme ninjitsu instincts and several dozen visits to /x/ indicate that it is not safe to remain here. If someone were to see you, they would recognize you, and then you would be finished. It is obvious, if you are to remain a free ranging Ronin warrior of the righteous, you must shave your beard, abandon your fedora, and leave behind your trench-coat. You haven’t shaved in the last seven years and don’t have a razor, so you have to use mommy’s and you think it’ll be a bit tricky, but your martial arts reflexes prevent so much as a single scratch from slicing as you shave the entirety of your neckbeard, and even your sideburns to prevent side profiling, because you saw an episode of Law and Order once, and know that that’s a thing.When you’re done, you barely even recognize yourself and any normies that have only seen you through the videos definitely won’t. Of course, someone particularly astute might put two and two together, but you don’t plan to be seen in the light of the day anyway. After shaving, you pocket the razor for later and clumsily waddle ninja stealth to your bedroom, and begin packing your clothes. Deciding on an outfit is difficult, but eventually you settle on a brown trilby and tan trench-coat, your previous ones were black, so you figure it should be impossible to tell that you’re the one they’re looking for.Next, you pack the essentials, your computer, Xbox 360, and every one of your thirty-seven favorite video games. Then, the next to essentials, two bags of doritos, three bottles of mountain dew, and four and a half boxes of saltines crackers, because you need to fill up the rest of the space in the trash-bag somehow and might as well. This should be enough to last you a week, perhaps two at most, if you rationed. You turn to leave and are about to walk out of the door, when a pang of guilt strikes you. The most important thing… How could you have forgotten? Ten seconds later, you’ve pocketed your Gameboy and six Pokemon cartridges, and you’re ready to go but you pause in the doorsill.After everything she’s done for you, you can’t abandon mommy without warning like that. Such is the way of the dishonorable gaijin bandit, and you refuse to do so. You sit at your mommy’s desk and think long and hard, (heh) about your goodbye letter, and finally decide on a simple, short and sweet paragraph or so.> (1/2)
>>3286258> “Dear Mommy,”> “I love you very very much, but I must go, and achieve my destiny. At the Crystal Lake Park, I vanquished three evildoers with no more than my dragon knife and supreme ninjitsu, and our gender neutral non binary trans African ancestors smiled on me, giving me the power to be one with the shadow and fight the darkness in peoples’es hearts. I don’t know when I’ll be back, and I left $150 or so dollars in your cookbook and the guitar case beside your purse.”> “Sincerely, RONIN, NINJA HAKOGE WARRIOR OF THE RIGHTEOUS”You leave the note in the cookbook, because mommy said that that’s the only book she ever opens, so she should find it very quickly. When you’ve written the letter, you decide that the time has come and you must go, so you do. It’s only 2:48, and the retirees aren’t looking at you like anything is out of the ordinary so you must still have another hour or so to make your escape. Where should you go, and how should you go there?> [Choose Destination]> Into Miami, because you’ll be able to blend in with the big city.> Deeper into Florida, because they’ll never expect you to go there.> Outside of Florida, because it’s far, far too dangerous to stay here.> [Choose Locomotion]> You will run, using your superior reflexes and martial arts skills.> You will run to the nearest train station, and stow away on one of the carts.> You will take mommy’s hatchback, because the needs must and you need to.>Date: 08/13/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg>Fitness: N/A>Skills:- Persuasion: 1 [2/10]- Intimidation: 1 [1/10]- Dodging: 1 [3/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]- Knife: 1 [6/10]- All Melee Combat: [N/A]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)>Attributes- Strength: 2 [1/10] >> Weight Reduction: (20)- Endurance: 2 [0/10]- Dexterity: 2 [6/10]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)- Willpower: 2 [1/10]- Charisma: 2 [0/10]> Superpowers: 26 (PP)> Mover 5/5: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction> Thinker 4: Superhuman Martial Arts> Stranger 2: Shadow Melding> Shaker 2: Shadow Summoning> Striker 2/Blaster 2: Blade Generation>Income per month: None>Expenses: None>Assets: $150 cash> (2/2)
>>3286263>outside of florida>hatchbackroadtrip here we go !
>>3286263> You will run, using your superior reflexes and martial arts skills.We need to loose weight
>>3286263> Outside of Florida, because it’s far, far too dangerous to stay here.> You will run to the nearest train station, and stow away on one of the carts.Travel to Alabama, in the classic hobo fashion of stowing away on a freight car.
Remember, your (lack of) Endurance still applies, your weightlessness just makes it take much longer to kick in.
>>3286263> Outside of Florida, because it’s far, far too dangerous to stay here.> You will run to the nearest train station, and stow away on one of the carts.
>>3286263>Shaved. Packet mommy's razor. packet clothes. brown trench coat for hero outfit. packet computer, xbox 360, 37 favorite games, two bags of doritos, three bottles of mountain dew, and four and a half boxes of saltines crackers, Gameboy and six Pokemon cartridges. Have our phone.>not taking toiletries like deoderant, tooth brush, tooth paste, toilet paperI want to be mad about this, but to be fair it makes sense for a neckbeard to not pack those. Can we grab something to cover our face like a scarf or mask? Can we make sure to double bag our stuff to make sure they don't spill out the bags?> Outside of Florida, because it’s far, far too dangerous to stay here.> You will run, using your superior reflexes and martial arts skills.this will only make us stronger
>>3286290>>3286295As an additional note, we should attempt to further change our appearance by losing some weight on the train. Cardio?
>>3286263> Outside of Florida, because it’s far, far too dangerous to stay here.> You will run, using your superior reflexes and martial arts skills.Gotta cut down our profile.
>>3286263>>3286290Support for the Alabama trip, tramp style.
>>3286314>losing some weighthow dare you. we are a healthy 342 pound or 155 kg glisten Adonis of a man, but for the sake of further changing our appearance in exchange for losing some of our magnificent muscle I will begrudgingly agree with you.
>>3286321Fucked that up. Supposed to be a question mark.Anons, any support for the tramp trip to Alabama?
I'm giving you ten minutes to vote.
>>3286263>Outside of Florida>Train StationWe could do a quick stop off in Atlanta. Plenty of drug dealers, pimps, and other criminals to strike down. As an added bonus, they will also have money we need to further our righteous Ronin crusade.
>>3286290I think Atlanta would be better honestly. Target rich environment. TONS of drug dealers and criminals. We knock a few of them off, confiscate their money, and get back on the trains.
Should we buy a gas mask from a pawn shop or thrift store in the event we fight someone using gasses against us and to further hide our identity?
>>3286350I was thinking Mobile myself, and then maybe on to Louisiana from there. Just as target-rich an environment, and a more scenic locale. Plus, the climate is more like what we're used to as a Florida native.
>>3286362I like that idea. A full face respirator would help us train our endurance faster as well.>>3286370Yeah, pretty much the only reason I chose Atlanta instead of Alabama as our first stop is the fact that you have more options to choose from there. The transit station links to more different places than Mobile, but Mobile to NOLA is a good idea.
>>3286290>>3286321>>3286332>>3286346I take it you want to run to the nearest train station, stow away on one of the shipping containers, and practice cardio in an attempt to lose some weight on the way to wherever it is it's going?> Roll 1d20+25 to run to the nearest train station> +25 for Superhuman Reflexes> Best of three, because this is an easy task
Rolled 20 + 25 (1d20 + 25)>>3286382
Rolled 8 + 25 (1d20 + 25)>>3286382
>>3286386looks like we're sonic i guess
>>3286382Yes for cardio. Let's see how well we do for sneaking.
Rolled 5 + 25 (1d20 + 25)>>3286382Yep. Also, since it’s a train station, let’s first sneak around for the workers locker room or break room or something. If they are handling HAZMAT anywhere on site they will all have a full face respirator assigned to them if they want to even go near the train car carrying it.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>3286386Whew lad, looks like you'll be able to some relatively vigilante work. Rolling to see who's in danger...> 1-5: A random normie> 6-10: Several random normies> 11-15: An old lady with a purse> 16-17: A businessman in a suit> 18: A fellow enlightened neckbeard> 19: A relatively unknown, low-Tier super> 20: A neckbeard, that happens to be a super
>>3286409Fucking normies. Always getting in trouble.
Rolled 3 (1d3)>>3286409Ah, maybe next time. Rolling to see how many muggers are involved.
Rolled 14, 17, 4 = 35 (3d20)>>3286414Huh. Rolling to see how well-armed they are, not that it'll make much of a difference.
>>3286414Are we gonna get an official vote when PC realizes he has his own fighting style which he is a master of?
>>3286418That's a baseball bat, Sunday special, and switchblade.
>>3286418reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! fucking normies getting into trouble! they need to fucking learn their nunjewstu!
>>3286421>PCExcuse me, I believe you mean Mr. DIE.
>>3286421Why are we spoilering?No, but in all seriousness though, your superpower is a superhuman talent for martial arts in general, you instinctively use a combination of whichever ones are ideal for the situation.
>>3286430Idk, just felt like it. And that’s my bad, I thought he had some unique style that we would need to name at some point
>>3286437You'll be able to develop a unique style over time, but Derek gained his superpowers barely two hours ago and is still learning the ropes.
If I didn’t think that Ronin would get sent to some super prison for capes, instead of regular prison, I would have been on board with letting the popo catch him. The idea of an obese manga ninja manufacturing doujins and waifu body pillows in prison to sell to the other inmates would be hilarious.
>>3286446I'd suspect they would send him to a mental yard instead of a prison
>>3286290>>3286321>>3286332>>3286346Even as totally badass as your newfound sprinting skills are, you lack superhuman endurance and know you can’t handle the hundreds of miles necessary to leave Florida behind, but even as desperate as you are, you aren’t willing to steal mommy’s hatchback. No, you need another way to escape, and as you tote your doubled-up trash bags and think, you realize that the only sensible course of action is to stow away on a train, like they did in all those cartoons you watched as a child, before you discovered the superiority of anime.You’re pretty sure the closest train station is about thirty miles north of where you are, which is completely manageable, and you begin to Naruto sprint immediately. Having superpowers is nice and all, but defeating Slim Cricket proved you are a true ninja warrior, no matter how potent your superpowers are, and you should train your body to the fullest extent. Twenty minutes of near-perfect motion through the less swampy wilderness and backroads of Florida later, you instinctively realize you’re almost there when you hear someone cry out, in the brush not even forty feet away from where you’re at.“PLEASE DON’T KILL ME MAN, OH GOD PLEASE, PLEASE NO-” A gruff, and deep voice that would’ve been intimidating four hours replies, with the menacing thwack of hefty wood hitting an open palm. “You’ve done made a mistake, Charles, sellin’ us out to the po-po, n’ for what?” The desperate man continues, “I-I wanted out man, I’m tired of hustlin’ shit for the cartels n’ I don’t give a FUCK what Heartstealer has to say about it, y-you hear me?” You approach, as stealthily as possible to see three large, burly thugs wielding various implements of war surrounding a kneeling, weeping man in his early twenties.> (1/2)
>>3286478The one speaking holds a baseball bat, and the aggressive tone to his voice makes it clear he intends to thoroughly enjoy what happens next. “Wrong answer, dumbass. Heartstealer sent us to teach you a lesson, and I intend to thoroughly enjoy what happens next.” He nods his head to the other gangsters, who are carrying a glock and switchblade, respectively. “Get him on the ground, le’s starts with his knees.” Their victim begins to cry out, not quite resigned to his fate. “SOMEONE HELP ME, PLEASE, ANYONE, JUST DON-” *THWACK* Now the lead thug’s baseball bat is covered in blood, and Charles has a bloodied lip, but thankfully, not a broken jaw. Both of the others begin to force him onto the ground, and you know then that you must act.> What will you do?> +1 Endurance [1/10]>Date: 08/13/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg>Fitness: N/A>Skills:- Persuasion: 1 [2/10]- Intimidation: 1 [1/10]- Dodging: 1 [3/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]- Knife: 1 [6/10]- All Melee Combat: [N/A]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)>Attributes- Strength: 2 [1/10] >> Weight Reduction: (20)- Endurance: 2 [1/10]- Dexterity: 2 [6/10]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)- Willpower: 2 [1/10]- Charisma: 2 [0/10]> Superpowers: 26 (PP)> Mover 5/5: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction> Thinker 4: Superhuman Martial Arts> Stranger 2: Shadow Melding> Shaker 2: Shadow Summoning> Striker 2/Blaster 2: Blade Generation>Income per month: None>Expenses: None>Assets: $150 cash> (2/2)
>>3286482>Use gravity manipulation to silently scale a tree>Strike at the evildoers from above, as a blubbery ball of shadow and blades. Leaping down from a treetop to attack is the true ninja way.>Monologue
>>3286482>Wait until the victim is unconscious, then NEETJUTSU the thugs to death. Then loot time.We can’t afford to be seen, by anyone. Even those we save.
>>3286501This, thoug add in that we will do this before he is killed
>>3286501>>3286502If you wait, it is highly likely he will be crippled.
>>3286482Guys. After we save Charles we need to recruit him as our sidekick. With his indepth normie knowledge of normieing and gangs, and our ninjustu, we sill be unstoppable. We must through ninja stars at the three thugs. the one with the gun takes priority.
>>3286482>Shroud face in shadow and quickly kill the thugs
>>3286482>Selectively summon a shadow over our face, like the antagonist in an anime before the heros discover his identity>Move in and cut these Baka gaijin down before they even realize you’re there
>>3286513Sounds do about with out Shadow Summoning and Melding powers.
>>3286507That is a sacrifice we are willing to make. Until we at least get a mask, we cannot be seen by anyone.
>>3286522>>3286513>>3286524>Sounds do about with out Shadow Summoning and Melding powers.*Sounds like something we can do with our Summoning and Melding powers.Please excuse my autism. Anyway, Charles will surely be grateful for saving his life. So greatful he might be willing to drive us to the next town, or direct us to this Heartstealer.
>>3286518If we are gonna shroud our face, we might as well shroud our whole body. As glorious as our 155kg is, it IS pretty distinctive and identifiable feature for people who can do what we do.
You could always shroud yourself in shadow, then stand behind Charles as you interrogate him.
Giving you five minutes to vote.
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d3 + 3)>>3286518>>3286522>>3286531Since no-one else voted, I'm assuming you plan to shroud yourself in shadow, sprint into the field, and unleash your full power on the filthy gaijin. Rolling to see how many times you'll need to roll... 1d3+1 for Martial Arts skill, +2 for Element of Surprise.
Rolled 7, 5, 12 + 4 = 28 (3d20 + 4)>>3286567Whew fucking lad.> Roll 5d20+69 to annihilate the gangsters> +25 for Superhuman Reflexes, +20 for Superhuman Martial Arts Skills, +20 for On-Contact Weight Reduction> Best of three, disregarding one (1), because this is a [Trivial] task> Rolling 3d20+4 to resist> +2 for Dexterity, +2 for Combat Skill, +4 for Superior Numbers, -4 for Element of Surprise
>>3286567do we need to roll?
>>3286574Yes, >>3286573. To normies without superpowers, you are terrifying.
Rolled 11, 19, 19, 3, 12 + 69 = 133 (5d20 + 69)>>3286573
>>3286573Forgot,> +4 for Element of Surprise
Rolled 3, 11, 1, 4, 19 + 69 = 107 (5d20 + 69)>>3286573
Rolled 13, 4, 3, 5, 8 + 69 = 102 (5d20 + 69)>>3286573
>>3286577>>3286579>>3286582Absolutely terrifying. I forgot to account for the +20 from Shadow Summoning and Shadow Melding, but I doubt it makes much of a difference. I'm going to go get lunch, and be back in an hour or so. Let me know if you want to keep any of the gangsters alive, use a specific finishing move, or any dialogue.
>>3286576How many dices do rank 20 heroes roll?
>>3286588let the dude decide if we should let these guys live
>>3286591That depends, but generally, *PLENTY*
>>3286588Now that you mentioned it, it would be a good idea to keep the three gangsters alive for interrogations.>where are your hide outs.>tell me about your bosses, the gang you're in and the other gangs in the state.>where do you live so I can loot your fridges.>whats the passwords to your phones and computers.
>>3286601just keep the one who talked alive
>>3286588Keep the lead guy alive (but crippled obviously) and ask him:>>3286601>>where are your hide outs.>>tell me about your bosses, the gang you're in and the other gangs in the state.The other questions are meme worthy but not necessary.
>>3286588Leave them alive, after all, they haven't done anything that could make them worthy of that yet
>>3286597I'm of the inclination of killing them once they expended their usefulness.
I vote we kill them off. As powerful as our Cape powers are, our regular stats are extremely bad. We would lose to a cape or villain who took us seriously. We need to stay as low profile as possible. We gotta train up our regular stats as well as our knife, katana, dodging, and shuriken stats
>>3286719Hence the train cardio once we're done with this vigilanteism.
>>3286722>>3286722Training up our cardio and other skills while we hop from train to train sounds pretty good to me. Especially if we take out some criminal scum and drug dealers in every city we stop off at.
>>3286719>We would lose to a cape or villain who took us seriously.That's a very tall order. It is very hard to take a fat autist seriously.
>>3286729A fat autist who publically killed a local cape and his sidekick son in front of witnesses.
>>3286738The former before gaining superpowers, mind.
I assume you're going to leave the lead thug alive long enough to ask questions, and execute the other two?
>>3286755We have rhe victim, he's probably good enough
>>3286755Yep, sounds good. Also KO the guy they were about to kill. We don’t want him to know what we’re asking for, because the police are definitely going to be interested in this scene once we’re done.
>>3286755How many people know about that? I'm worried the baselines will think we're just a standard, kinda powerful supervillian.
>>3286738Doesn't change the fact that he's a fat autist.
>>3286778The fact that before the scene you were completely unknown, started rambling about how you had awakened your unlimited power immediately after killing Slim Cricket, and showed no difficulty whatsoever dispatching Buzz-Kid, even though you indicated no superhuman abilities during the fight with the hipster, who was just a regular crackhead, not a dealer and visibly struggled, life and limb to defeat the superhero.
>>3286796*proves that you didn't [AWAKEN] until after killing Slim Cricket.
>>3286518>>3286522>>3286531These baka gaijin intend to beat an innocent man to death or worse, and even though you’d be putting your identity at risk, you can’t simply stand by and let it happen. You stand and prepare to rush into the field, when inspiration strikes and you realize that with powers like yours, your identity couldn’t be safer. Unnecessarily flicking your wrist for the dramatic effect, you shroud your face in an impenetrable shadow that reflects the darkness in your soul, and using your superhuman reflexes, induced weightlessness, and martial artistry in perfect conjunction, sprint into the field in absolute silence. So focused were they on their prey, the thugs failed to notice you, and they never stood a chance.A kitchen knife, sharpened to a razor’s edge by the glow of the spirit blade, sails through the throat of the pistoleer, and you spin around, flipping the knife in your other hand so that the blade is facing downward, and pierce the switchblade wielder through the heart. The leader is quick to react and swings his bat to catch you in the jaw, but operating on instinct, you throw yourself backward, landing on the palms of your hand, and cartwheel behind him in an act that must’ve violated every law of biophysics there is. Now he is afraid, and turns to face you, stumbling back in horror at the sight of the shadows on your face, and stammers out, “Wh-who the f-fuck are you!?!” To which you reply, “I’m your worst nightmare.”> +3 Dexterity, [9/10]> +3 Knife, [9/10]> +2 Dodging [5/10]> +1 Charisma [1/10]> +1 Intimidation [2/10]To his credit, the thug overcomes his fear and swings to crush your skull with all of his strength almost immediately. Were it not for your supreme ninjutsu skills, that might’ve spelled your end but as it is, you dodge with practiced ease, and slashing with both knives, cut the tendons in his wrist holding the bat. Screaming in sudden agony, he drops his weapon, and you fall to the dirt, spinning your legs to bring him crashing to the ground in a flawless leg sweep. He collapses, panicking, and begins crawling away but you stop him in his tracks with a ghostly katana, and as he looks into the darkness that consumes your face his eyes know nothing but fear. You spit on his chest and even if he can’t see, you sneer with contempt.> +1 Intimidation [3/10]> +1 Charisma [2/10]“Move one step scum and I’ll slit your throat like a pig in a slaughterhouse. Got it?” The thug nods, trembling at the sheer sight of the obese hulking Hakoge ninja warrior who defeated him so easily in spite of your wet, gurgling voice because of your deep, rumbling voice.> +1 Intimidation [4/10]> +1 Charisma [3/10]> (1/2)
>>3286811Turning to Charles’ direction, you wave your off-hand in a dismissive fashion. “Go, normie, and live your life in peace. Let it be known that Ronin, supreme ninja warrior saved your life on this day. Don’t worry about this one-” you spit on his chest again for dramatic effect, “I’ll take *good* care of him. Mwahahaha.” Your dark chuckle seemed to have gotten the point across, and the normie scrambles away, nodding again and again in wordless thanks. The thug is clutching his hand, and seems to be having difficulty moving his fingers. He’ll be lucky if he can ever use them again, but that’s not your problem. What’s your problem is this Heartstealer and vile criminal gang.> What do you want to ask the criminal? He’s on the verge of soiling himself and odds are, he’ll answer any question you care to ask.>Date: 08/13/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg>Fitness: N/A>Skills:- Persuasion: 1 [2/10]- Intimidation: 1 [1/10]- Dodging: 1 [5/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]- Knife: 1 [9/10]- All Melee Combat: [N/A]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)>Attributes- Strength: 2 [1/10] >> Weight Reduction: (20)- Endurance: 2 [1/10]- Dexterity: 2 [6/10]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)- Willpower: 2 [1/10]- Charisma: 2 [3/10]> Superpowers: 26 (PP)> Mover 5/5: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction> Thinker 4: Superhuman Martial Arts> Stranger 2: Shadow Melding> Shaker 2: Shadow Summoning> Striker 2/Blaster 2: Blade Generation>Income per month: None>Expenses: None>Assets: $150 cash> (2/2)
>>3286755Ask him some questions then kill him off once we're done. Let their victim run free once he promises to spend the rest of his life doing good to repent for his past crimes.
>>3286813Ask him about his boss, and where to find them, while forgetting to ask how bad they are, the vanish into the shadow as we slip into the bush a la homer simpson
>>3286813Who is heartstealer? What are his powers? Tell us everything about your gang!Is your gang just confined to Florida? What do you know about the underworld in neighbouring states.What is your PIN?
>>3286813Where is your boss, where is your gang's base of operation, whats the password to your phone.Kill him when we're done.
>>3286813Don't forget to loot all their weapons, pockets, wallets and phones. Bonus points if their phones are unlocked and have credit cards. We could pawn some of these stuff off later.
Rolled 17 - 2 (1d20 - 2)>>3286824>>3286831>>3286833>>3286840>>3286844>>3286853> Roll 1d20+6 to [Intimidate]> -3 for Charisma, +8 for Circumstances, +1 for Intimidation> Best of three, because this is an [Easy] task> Rolling 1d20-2 to resist Intimidation> -8 for Circumstances, +3 for lack of Charisma, +3 for Willpower> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>3286876The criminal fears the samurai, you Baka gaijin.
Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>3286876Spooky af senpai
>>3286882>>3286883I'm going to need a third roll. Unless it's a crit, you're going to have to get physical if you want results.
Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>3286876
>>3286917We weren't gonna keep him alive anyways.>>3286882Forgot to add the modifier?
>>3286882>>3286883>>3286921He's more scared of Heartstealer than you, and you're going to need to channel your inner edge lord.
>>3286883>>3286921Looks like we’re gonna have to punch him in the balls until he’s ready to talk.
As much as I like playing an edgelord I don't really like "xd murderhobo" being our sole defining trait
>spaghettis so hard that even though he just blitzed a couple guys and is obviously superhuman that he fails to scare an already beaten and bloodied foeNice.
>>3286949just vomit on his face
>>3286960Moms leftover spaghetti that we ate before we left.
>>3286882>>3286883>>3286921You hold the ghostly katana to the thug’s throat and give a hearty chuckle as he struggles against his instinct to flee. “I see the criminal fears the samurai. Scum, I’m going to ask you some questions, answer them to my satisfaction and you may walk out of here in one piece… More or less. Mwahahahaha.” The evildoer stares as if you were an alien from outer space, and it mute as you ask the questions you demand he answer.“Tell me… Who are you? Who are your gang? Where is your hideout? How extensive are your operations? Are you confined to Florida? What do you know about the criminal underground outside of Florida? Who is this Heartstealer, and what are his powers?” He remains silent, muttering a desperate prayer to a God he abandoned long ago, and his complete lack of a response incurs your righteous ninja warrior wrath. You rear back, land a perfect stomp to the center of his solar plexus, and repeat while he catches his breath. “Answer me, damnit!” The thug shakes his head, and after seconds of coughing and wheezing, mutters.“You don’t scare me. You’re just some fatfuck too big for britches, no different from any other wannabe Punisher. You might kill me, but goddamn, Heartstealer, fucking Heartstealer? She’ll steal my fucking soul, n’ there ain’t nothin’ you can do that’s worse n’ that.” You spit in his face, then dig into his throat with the blade deep enough to cause pain and draw blood. “Who is she? What are her powers, and where can I find her?”He lets out the desperate laugh of a man who knows he’s dead. “Hahaha, fuck. Fuck if I know. Bitch gets in your head, makes it so you can’t see her, then starts fuckin’ wit’ your emotions, wit’ your memories… She can make you feel anything, best high there is, or fire so hot it makes the pits of hell look like a candle. Kill me, go ahead but I ain’t gonna say shit, ‘cause if you talk she knows it, n’ then your days are numbered.”> This is a slight concern. What is your plan?>Date: 08/13/2010>Age: 24>Weight: 342 pounds or 155 kg>Fitness: N/A>Skills:- Persuasion: 1 [2/10]- Intimidation: 1 [1/10]- Dodging: 1 [5/10]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)- Unarmed: 1 [0/10]- Knife: 1 [9/10]- All Melee Combat: [N/A]>> Superhuman Martial Arts: (20)>Attributes- Strength: 2 [1/10] >> Weight Reduction: (20)- Endurance: 2 [1/10]- Dexterity: 2 [6/10]>> Superhuman Reflexes: (25)- Willpower: 2 [1/10]- Charisma: 2 [3/10]> Superpowers: 26 (PP)> Mover 5/5: Superhuman Reflexes, Gravity Redirection> Brute 4: On-Contact Weight Reduction> Thinker 4: Superhuman Martial Arts> Stranger 2: Shadow Melding> Shaker 2: Shadow Summoning> Striker 2/Blaster 2: Blade Generation>Income per month: None>Expenses: None>Assets: $150 cash
>>3286970Kick him in the balls until he starts talking. Also make sure to vomit moms leftover spaghetti on his face while we’re kicking him. Involuntary reaction to all the physical exertion we aren’t used to.
>>3286970kill him and loot everything
>>3286974>the FBI tracks MC down super easily because he can't help but puke all the time>>3286970Welp. Kill him and steal all the goodies. Then get the hell out of here.
>>3286941>As much as I like playing an edgelord I don't really like "xd murderhobo" being our sole defining traitIt's not your sole defining trait, it's just the only one you've had a chance to exhibit so far and you aren't locked into being an edge lord by any means. Once you've gotten onto a rail-cart and have time to dwell on everything that happened today, things will get much more nuanced.>>3286974>>3286976>>3286988Keep in mind, he could be exaggerating. I'll give you another ten minutes to vote.
>>3286988Yeah but it would be funny. And if it makes them think we have some vomit based powers or abilities that’s even better.
>>3287006Oh totally. >>3286999Nice try un-satan but I still want him dead. Because violence.
>>3286999then start chopping off fingers and toes.
>>3287013>>3287025I said could be, not certainly is.>>3286974>>3286976>>3286988>>3287006>>3287013>>3287025The vote is pretty close, do you want to cut your losses, kill him, and loot, or attempt to torture him for further information, then kill him, then loot?
>>3287057>attempt to torture him for further information, then kill him, then loot?yes this
Rolled 1, 10 - 1 = 10 (2d20 - 1)>>3287070>>3287071In that case...> Roll 1d20+1 to interrogate the would-be killer> -4 for Fear, -3 for Willpower, +8 for Circumstances> Best of one, because this is a [Hard] task> Rolling 2d20-1 to resist the interrogation effort> -8 for Circumstances, +4 for Fear, +3 for Willpower> Best of two, because this is a [Medium] taskI'd prefer we finish this scene shortly, because I don't want us to be mired for so long in a single encounter.
>>3287087>dat oneWhat goes around, comes around.
Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>3287087
>>3287092>his 1 (0)>my 16well would you look at that
Rolled 15, 9 - 1 = 23 (2d20 - 1)>>3287087
>>3287087It would seem that his testicles are indeed his weak spot. They should be attacked for massive damage.
>>3287087Auto looting the baddies is a given then.
Sorry to vanish in thin air, but my Wi-Fi cut out and I couldn't very well post. The update is on the cusp of completion, but I'm going to need an anon to,> Roll 3d40+20 to determine how much money the thugs were carryingAnd another to> Roll 2d3 to see how many magazines the Sunday special hasFirst come, first serve, both rolls. Keep in mind, your Martial Art Skill generally doesn't apply to modern weapons, including the pistol, but your Superhuman Reflexes do.
Rolled 29, 10, 17 + 20 = 76 (3d40 + 20)>>3287381
Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d6)>>3287381what kind of gun is a sunday special?
>>3286941I completely agree.I voted for us to torture/murder/rob this guy but that's because he's a thug that deserves it. In my mind DIE wants to be a noble hero (or at least a badass antihero) but he's an autistic sperg raised on 2edgy4u animes and convinced of his own superiority over the normies.
>>3287387I'm guessing a Hipoint if we're lucky
>>3287387A shitty one you can afford to buy and get rid of after capping some fool. Normally sold in such quantities or at such locations as to be untraceable without outstanding effort by law enforcement.
Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d3)>>3287381
>>3287387Sunday Special is slang for a dirt cheap pistol, purchased with the intent of being used in a crime. Typically a glock, but there's no standard. Since anon rolled twice, if anyone wants to roll for the magazines they can, and I'll take the highest.
Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d3)>>3287401Mags
>>3287389Give it time, I doubt QM is the type to have no character development after, y’know, murdering six people in a day or so. Soon enough we’ll have DIE operating like a still autistic goddamn pseudo-hero.
>>3287404Four it is.>>3287389>In my mind DIE wants to be a noble hero (or at least a badass antihero) but he's an autistic sperg raised on 2edgy4u animes and convinced of his own superiority over the normies.This is exactly the feel I'm going for.
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d12 + 4)I'm a bit ashamed to say it, but I've lost track of how many kitchen knives you still have so I'm going to roll 1d12+4 and we'll go with that.
>>3287437We broke like 8 on Cricket.
>>3287437Frickin uhhhhh 17? 1 in the neck of the mugger, 4 used on cricket, +1 best knife (RIP)
>>3287447>>3287451Let's meet in the middle, and say we've got 13 for an even 14 combined with the switchblade.
>>3287451At least now we have a bat, a gun and switchblade.>>3287437can we shroud the gun with our blaster power to shoot shadow bullets?>>3287455Could have sword we had less than 13 with how many we broke off Cricket. Maybe 9 or 10 or so left. Excluding the switchblade.
>>3286974This scoundrel’s refusal to atone for his evils has awakened your rage, and you refuse to let him lay silent. Gripping him by the throat, you raise him kicking and thrashing above your head as if he weighed nothing, and the shadows around your face expand until there is nothing but the darkness, and the feeling of the cold spirit blade on warm flesh. You speak, voice deepening, and the autistic intense disdain you hold for all that is wicked fills your tongue so that any vestige of the Heartstealer is forgotten in the heart stopping terror of the moment. “You’re going to tell me exactly what I want to know, or I’m going to make every single waking moment an-” *KICK*Shocked by the sudden blow to your stomach, the darkness disperses as you drop the thug to the ground, and deep inside you can feel a second force rising. Then you vomit in a way not dissimilar to Bo’Rai Cho from the Mortal Kombat series, spewing the leftover leftovers of your earlier breakfast all over his chest, face, and mouth. The slow, driven anger spirals out of control into a sudden, spastic rage as you scream, flipping him over and stomping between his legs and hurling all the while “REEEEEEEEEEE!” *stomp* “REEEEEE!” *spew* “REEEEEEE!” *stomp* “REEEEEEEEEEE!” *spew* “REEEEEEEEE!” *stomp*> 10-15 minutes later…> +3 Intimidation [7/10]The thug is curled into a fetal position, and you’ve lost every bit of your lunch and patience. You press the katana against his throat, and scream, “Tell me what I want to know, NOW!” Almost broken, he manages to get out, “N-no…” You “REEEEEEEEEEEEEE” again, slamming the flat of the katana against him over and over for nearly ten more minutes until he finally holds up his bile-soaked hands and begs, weeping, “Okay, okay! I’ll tell you everything you wanna know, everything, just don’t do that again!”You dematerialize the katana, then summon another for dramatic effect. There’s no trace of