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Last time on Human Quest Super!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j72ca3NfUkM

After returning to and causing some mayhem on Earth, Eric the chef of the gods found himself entangled in universal politics as a group of fugitives escaped from their own universe and into his. Together with the infamous Hit, they tracked them down and apprehended these criminal elements one way or another.

But things weren't as simple as they seemed. Several of these people harbored no ill intentions towards the denizens of Universe 6. And so the young Earthling attempted to barter for their lives. Luckily, the God of Destruction Sidra agreed with the human and left them in his care.

Now with his new friends serving under him, the adventures of this brave human continue!
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It's been almost two weeks since the whole debacle with Universe 9 ended. During this period you found little time to hone your skills as you had other, more pressing matters to attend to. Your three subordinates were... slow to adjust to say the least. Not having to worry about their food being poisonous, being able to sleep peacefully and other mundane things were just too alien concepts for them.

But one can get used to comfort surprisingly quick and it looks like that Hop, Sorrel and Hyssop are finally coming around.
A good thing too as they'll need to master both gardening and cooking if they want to remain here.
The small plot of land you chose to serve as your garden is still barren but with a bit of hard work and some love, you'll soon have fresh produce available. Perhaps once they see the results of their hard work they'll even start enjoying it.

However, now that things have calmed down you took some time off from supervising them and got to training.
Vados notices this almost immediately and makes her way to you.
"It's good to see you back in business."

"Well it couldn't be helped."
You respond as you practice your punches.
"Work comes before pleasure."

The angel then begins correcting your posture with her staff as she observes you.
"I see you've unlocked something quite special while you were off hunting.
When were you gonna inform me?"

"I just assumed you already knew."

"That is true...
But you mean to tell me you managed this just by watching others?"

"Yeap."

"Hmmm... well it can't be helped.
Though it'd be ideal if you knew the basic principles behind it.
I suppose we can fix that in post."

"So what's the hold-up?"
You ask her, wondering why she hasn't started explaining yet.

"Sadly, there are quite a lot of things to do.
Both Hit and Lord Champa requested your presence.
And... so did Cabba. But I think that's quite a bit more of a serious matter.
I mean, we could go over the basics of Ki first..."

"Hmmmm..."
You start pondering on what to do.

>I shouldn't keep Champa waiting
>I'll go see what Hit wants.
>Let's just go over the basics
>What's that with Cabba? this will cause the story to proceed
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>>3261331
>I'll go see what Hit wants.
I think we used a primitive time stop last time, perhaps he could help us develop it.
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>>3261338
accidentally kept my tripcode, yikes.
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>>3261332
>Let's just go over the basics
Probably this then Champa. Last thing we need ia to poss off our boss.
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>>3261332
>I'll go see what Hit wants
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>Let's just go over the basics
Then go to see Champa.
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>I'll go see what Hit wants
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>Let's just go over the basics
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3 vs 3 Hit sempai continues to be popular.
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>>3261332
>Let's just go over the basics
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>>3261364
But despite Mr Penis Head being a fan favorite, vagina still wins

>writing
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"I'd actually like to go over the basics.
I mean... I get how to use it but I'd still like to know how it works so I don't accidentally blow myself up.
Know what I mean?"

"Ohohoho! I don't think that'll be an issue.
Not accidentally anyway."

Swallowing nervously you find yourself being sat down as Vados takes out a blackboard and starts drawing illustrations with a piece of chalk as she explains how Ki functions.
"What we call Ki goes by several names, depending on who uses it: Ki, Chi, Qi, Yoki or very simply energy.
But they all mean the same thing.
It is the life force inside every living thing that is a result of and an enabler of... existing."

She then draws a crude stickman with a big dot in the middle.
"This is the life force in your body. Those who can draw it out can weaponize it by drastically improving thier physical capabilities. But as you may guess this is not without dangers. If you use too much of it, you'll simply die of exhaustion."
This process is illustrated by the stickman getting an aura, which when disappears causes the figure to go hollow and fall over.

"Yikes..."

"Indeed. So you better be careful with that."
Vados continues.
"Your Ki is a pool or reserve which you can stockpile and access anytime you wish.
But to increase your bodies maximum capacity for Ki you must improve yourself."

"So... it's literally my life force.
The healthier I am the more I have?"

"Essentially. But being able to access it you can reach much greater heights than those who can't.
Here's how to do it: Ki is made up of three distinct parts.
Vigor, Mind and Courage or spirit if it's easier.
In order to maximize your power your Mind, Body and Soul must be improved equally."

"What happens if I just focus on one?"

"Diminishing returns.
Having the three in equilibrium is preferable.
So make sure to not only exercise but read books to sharpen your intellect."

"And what about spirit?
Frankly I'm still a bit taken back that the soul is a real and tangible thing.
I don't even know how to improve that."

"There are no real ways to improve that.
Either you are fit for that or you aren't. As you can imagine someone who's craven won't be able to strengthen his spirit.
While those who are courageous will do so without realizing it. But you are lucky.
You seem to have a warriors heart!"
Vados then makes the blackboard disappear and stands in front of you.
"So... That's about it.
I've taught everything else you need already, like sensing energy or hiding it."

>I guess it's time to train then?
>Thanks for the lecture. But I think I'll visit the others now
>Other?
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>>3261386
>Thanks for the lecture. But I think I'll visit the others now
>Don't keep the boss that can vaporize us if we piss him off waiting
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>>3261386
>thanks for the lecture but I'll go visit the others now
Don't want to piss off Catman.
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>Thanks for the lecture. But I think I'll visit the others now
>Don't keep the boss that can vaporize us if we piss him off waiting
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>Thanks for the lecture. But I think I'll visit the others now
>Don't keep the boss that can vaporize us if we piss him off waiting
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>>3261386
>Thanks for the lecture. But I think I'll visit the others now
>Don't keep the boss that can vaporize us if we piss him off waiting
...more than we already have.
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got it

>writing
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"Thank you for the lecture Vados.
But I don't think it'd be wise to keep Champa waiting more than necessary."

"In that case, please follow me!"

Leading you into the castle proper you find Champa sitting at the head of the dining table, tapping it nervously.
"Erm..."
You speak up.
"I hope I haven't kept you waiting Lord Champa?"

Looking up as if he hasn't noticed your presence yet the catman responds.
"Uhhhh... Huh?
Oh Eric! Perfect timing!"
He stands up and starts walking around the table.
"You see I called for you because I got something on my mind."

"What is it my lord?"

"I've been thinking about those... steamed hams you cooked last time?"

"Hamburgers sir."

"Those! I've changed my mind about them.
I don't want to present them to my brother."

"W-Why?"
You swallow nervously.
"Were they not to your liking?"

"They were.
But with our annual meeting coming soon I feel... anxious.
I don't merely want to beat my brother... I want to destroy him!
I want him to grovel before my feet, begging me for more delicious food! I want to rub it in his smug face!
Think you can come up with something like that?"

>I can... try?
>Absolutely
>I... need time for that. Time to prepare, time to plan
>Other?
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>>3261458
>I... need time for that. Time to prepare, time to plan
Cooking training montage begins
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>>3261458
>I... need time for that. Time to prepare, time to plan
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>I... need time for that. Time to prepare, time to plan
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>>3261458
>I... need time for that. Time to prepare, time to plan
So Anons, is it time to pull out the legendarychocolate mousse? Or is that going overboard?
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>I... need time for that. Time to prepare, time to plan
Eh, there are so many foods so many spice mixes, types of meat and other ingredients. Deciding and practicing what's the best food for the occasion is time-consuming.
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>>3261471
Lets just make a 5 course meal top of the game
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Okay so preparing a meal to embarrass Beerus will have to wait.

Regardless I'll need a 1d20 roll to see how well the pre-planning will work out
Best of 4; No DC

>writing
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3261498
This is the most important roll. We need a crit.
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>>3261501
Fuck yeah
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>>3261501
Whelp we are a prodigy.
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>>3261498
Time for Ambrosia
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3261501
Get fucked Beerus.
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>>3261510
Fire is our soul and spice is our blood.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3261498
Haven't had an 18 for a while.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3261498
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>>3261501
>>3261520
What Lord Champa asketh, he recieves.
Deus vult.
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"I... need time for that. Time to prepare, time to plan!
Eh, there are so many foods so many spice mixes, types of meat and other ingredients. Deciding and practicing what's the best food for the occasion is time-consuming."

"As long as it gets completed before my little "competition" with my brother I don't care.
Take as much time as you need."

You nod and thank him for his patience before leaving for the kitchen where the crew are reading cooking books at the moment. They flip through the pages in confusion and wonder how could there be so many types of foods and ingredients in a single universe, not to mention a single planet.

"Hey gang! We got a job! An important one at that.
Lord Champa wants a meal that can make a God of Destruction cry.
And we gotta make it."

"What like... right now?"

"No. But not for the heat death of the universe either.
Now come 'ere. I'll need your help to figure this out.
I see you're already browsing my cookbooks, good."

Sitting down you have yourself a little brain storming session. It's not exactly easy to coordinate the lads and lasses and research all at the same time but it goes surprisingly well. Slowly an idea formulates inside your head and with your tact manage to perfectly instruct the universe 9 guys to help you realize it. Before you realize it you are on fire and managed to create the plan for a perfect meal.

You settle down with a simple three course meal, each dish within complementing the others to give one perfect experience when consumed as a whole. For the appetizer you go with something simple: Sliced tomatoes with Mozzarella cheese with an anchovy, seaweed, basil, white wine vinegar, lemon juice, salt and pepper dressing to unify the whole thing.
For the main course you want something a bit more hearty, Beef Wellington with rustic potatoes baked in their own skin.
And for the desert you want something incredibly light and fluffy: Vanilla pudding with a light caramel sauce.

Panting you stand up from your note and look down on the words you've scribbled down and smile.
"Perfect!"

You look to the side and see the girls and Hyssop laying on the table, half asleep from the exhaustion.
"Noooo moooore boooks!"
Sorrel moans.

But while they are practically knocked out you still feel like your brain is on fire.
>Now it's time to make it a reality
>The recipe won't go anywhere. But the others are looking for you...
>Other?
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>>3261561
>Now it's time to make it a reality
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>>3261561
>the recipe won't go anywhere but the others are looking for you
Hit-sensei teach us how to fuck with time.
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>>3261561
>Now it's time to make it a reality
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>>3261561
>>Now it's time to make it a reality
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>>Now it's time to make it a reality
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'Kay.

Time to make some magic happen.
Same rules as before.
Best of 4, no DC.

>writing
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3261607
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3261607
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3261607

>>3261611
THERE SHE IS
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3261607
Dice
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>>3261611
Okay, okay.
It's not perfection but it's pretty fucking close to it
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3261607
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>>3261611
There we go. I knew she didn't abandon us.
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>>3261611
Even gods weep before our culinary might.
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You won't stop now! Not when you're on a roll!
Originally you planned on doing this over the course of a great deal of time but now?
Now you're not so sure about that.

Rolling back the sleeves of your shirt you got to work. Preparing the ingredients alone took a great deal of time and attention.
You won't be satisfied with only something "decent" after all. But after the preparations are complete and your tools are ready, you get to work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mbF5s1W4VQ

The heat began to rise in the kitchen and the sound of steel filled the air. Soon enough the enticing aroma of the ingredients coming together woke up your groggy assistants who couldn't help but stare. Feeling yourself lost in the moment your battle power slowly starts to rise as the intensity of your cooking increases. Glowing with energy you twirl your utensils around and pour your passion, your feelings and even your life energy into each dish.

By the time the deed is done the meals are practically glittering before your eyes like polished jewels.
Handing your little chefs each a plate before heading into the dining room, you present your creation to Champa.
"Hnnnng! What is this glow?"
He asks as you show him your creation.

"It's the appetizer my lord.
Please try it!"

Champa approaches the dish cautiously before giving it a little bite.
He chews the food thoroughly, rolling the tomato and cheese around his mouth.
"Not ba- URK!"
He drops his fork and swallows in his surprise. As he involuntarily looks down you see Champas shocked expression.
"I... I'm afraid to eat more..."

"W-Why my lord? Is it not to your liking?"

"I... I don't know if I could stop!
This is... this is terrifying Eric! Next dish!"

Bowing you lift the lid of the main course.
"Beef Wellington with rustic potatoes."

This time the God of Destruction takes a bite out of the food with shaking hands and a quivering mouth.
His eyes snap open and he begins to talk with his mouth full.
"By Zeno...
It's perfectly cooked and juicy.
And the seasoning of the appetizer is amplifying the flavors!
VADOS! You must try this!"

She does as her lord orders to and first tastes the appetizer before biting into the meat wrapped in fine pastry.
Raising a hand to her mouth she too can't resist the urge to speak with her mouth full.
"Oh... oh my!"

You sigh with relief and present them with the last piece of the puzzle.
The pudding.
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>>3261681
(Even Champa Is afraid!)
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The fluffy, jiggly goodness is so light and bouncy that it begins moving around at the slightest touch and it will not, will NOT stop bouncing around. If it weren't for its super stickiness the caramel would fly right off of it.
"Look Vados! Is this thing alive?!"

"I don't think so my lord."

You hand each of them a spoon and ask them to give it a taste. Their reactions are mixed.
While Vados completely forgets about herself and lets out an uncharacteristic moan Champa appears to be in some sort of trance. Cautiously you prod his mind and feel him drifting away in some distant memory. His mind is impossible to decipher but you do pick up fragments of his memories, words like "brother" and "boys" pierce the veil, probably because these are his strongest memories. He appears to be lost in his own childhood.

But eventually he snaps out of it and quietly places his spoon on the table and takes a deep breath.
"Vados. Prepare the machine.
I want at least six full courses put into stasis for when the competition comes."

"Right away my lord!"

"As for you Eric!"

"Y-Yes my lord?"

He gives you a mischievous grin.
"Capital work! You may have the next week off."

"W-What about your meals sir?"

"I decided not to eat for a whole week.
I wouldn't want to sully the taste in my mouth!"

With a bow you excuse yourself from the premises and go back in the kitchen.
"Phew... Well guys, I think we did pretty well. Though I WAS a bit scared shitless...
Guys?"
Your crew appears to have passed out.
"Oh well."

After putting a blanket on each of them you take off your apron and head outside.
Cracking your neck you start thinking about what to do.

>Visit Hit
>Apparently Cabba wants something important
>Other?
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>>3261714
>visit Hit
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>>3261714
He's not gonna eat for a week to savor the taste? This Is where our real strength lies boys, In the kitchen. In our domains even gods fall at our feet. Let's just make sure the saiyans don't catch wind of this or we'll never be able to leave.

>Apparently Cabba wants something important

We were just with Hit before this so let's see what she wants.
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>Visit Hit
We talk philosophy now? I do enjoy his silent depths.
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>>3261714
>Visit Hit
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>>3261714
>visit Hit
Cabba advances the plot
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>>3261720
She?
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>>3261714
>Visit Hit
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>>3261728
>Cabba advances the plot
yeah, that basically doomed him to be our last order of business. It'd be a real shame if putting it off too much came with some sort of consequence...
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>>3261729
My brain read Cabba as caulifa somehow.
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>>3261757
It might just be about Caulifla's tail.
Or he wants our help with another mission.
If it were so vital he'd come to us.
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>>3261729
>>3261720
>she

An apt choice of words actually

>writing
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>>3261764
Wait, what?
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>>3261774
All in due time.
First Hit
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>>3261764
Not-Som, buddy. What are you planning.
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>>3261790
Something interesting
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>>3261792
Female cabba? You madlad
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>>3261792
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We all know you aren't SOM now.

Since DonDon is.
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Moving out to the lone tree that Hit likes so much, you decide to meet up with the assassin.
Wondering what's so important that he'd ask for you specifically, you greet him as he's apparently meditating or at the very least napping while leaning against the tree.

"Sup Hit.
You asked for me?"

"Actually yes."
He opens his eyes.
"I've been thinking about that whole Universe 9 debacle.
You've handled yourself quite well back there. But as for your dealing with the Gods I'd say I don't agree."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a31gVdROIQ

You frown at that.
"Why?"

"It was none of your business to step in, yet you did."

"I just couldn't sit by and watch them being sent back into that shithole!"

"Normally I'd agree... however what you did was quite reckless.
You've been quite lucky thus far. But make no mistake that luck will run out sooner or later.
And you'll experience the true dread of a Destroyer. If you'll listen to me you'll stay out of their business as much as possible."

"Says the guy actively working for him..."

"I don't work for him. I take contracts from him.
And I'm different. Because if it came down to it I could defend myself. You... couldn't."

"...
I'll try to keep that in mind. But I think you worry too much Hit."

"That's my job...
But this is not why I actually called you here."

"Hmmm?"

"Back on Arcosia I sensed that your power skyrocketed and reached beyond the level I predicted you'd have...
What was that about?"

"I... I saw the Universe 9 guys use their Ki and I learned it myself."

"Just from seeing it once, huh? Interesting.
You're a decent copycat or an excellent learner. Whatever it is, it might be your greatest strength."

You shrug.
"I don't know where it comes from.
I always sucked at studying. Been a college dropout even."

"Perhaps you just haven't found what you're good at.
But now you clearly did. And I remember promising to teach you.
Now I'm interested in that. If you're as good as I think, you'll be able to push me to greater heights like I'm pushing you now soon enough. What do you say? Are you interested in my techniques or are they too... grizzly for your liking?"

>I learned from my mistake of judging you. I won't do that again! (train)
>Actually Hit... there's something I wanted to ask from you.
>Eh... I am but not right now. Got Cabba waiting with something urgent apparently
>Other?
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>>3261800
Silly anon. He's both
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>>3261804
>>I learned from my mistake of judging you. I won't do that again! (train)
>>Actually Hit... there's something I wanted to ask from you.
Agree to train, then ask him about the time slow before we start.
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>>3261804
>I learned from my mistake of judging you. I won't do that again! (train)
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>>3261811
Support
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>I learned from my mistake of judging you. I won't do that again! (train)
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>>3261804
>I learned from my mistake of judging you. I won't do that again! (train)
>There’s something I wanted to ask you first though.
>When I was fighting those guys from Universe 9, at one point an attack I didn’t think I could avoid seemed to freeze in place, which let me dodge it. Have you heard of anything like that?
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>>3261804
>I learned from my mistake of judging you. I won't do that again! (train)

>>3261811
This
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>>3261804
>I learned from my mistake of judging you. I won't do that again! (train)
Time to make the donuts
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>>3261824
Support
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>>3261804
>I learned from my mistake of judging you. I won't do that again! (train)

The more grizzly the better!
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_/ _/
This is the stance!

Roll me some dice then.
Best of 4
DC: 15
Crit: 18

>writing
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3261859
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3261859
Check em, Champa willing
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3261859
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3261859
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3261859
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Why do we always disappoint Hit?
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>>3261859
Damn, I am so disappointed right now.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3261859
Notice me Hit-sempai!
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>>3261881
This hurts. This hurts a lot.
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>>3261501
Hey guys sorry I'm late-
Oh ok serious shit happened while I was gone
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He was right our luck ran out. Shugs it had to happen. Hopefully it won't happen again for long time.
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>>3261886
We crit cooking but couldn't even pass a simple DC to impress hit sempai.
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>>3261893
This is the second time we've done this
God damn it
Fuck.
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>>3261893
Performance anxiety
The penis head really messes with our concentration
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

Clearly this is a sign that we must forge our path through the fine arts of cuisine
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3261904
Clearly this is a sign that Hit's timeskip is unbeatable
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3261912
Clearly this is a sign that Kefla route is the true route.
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>>3261860
>>3261866
>>3261868
>>3261870
>>3261871
>>3261881
>>3261904
>>3261912
>>3261931
None of them passed, none of them! WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
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>>3261956
"MY TIMESKIP IS UNBEATABLE!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3261956
Nobody prayed to Jiren
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"I learned from my mistake of judging you. I won't do that again!"

"Good.
Then follow me, I got something to show you-"

"Actually... could it wait for a bit?
There's something I wanted to ask you first."

"Hmmm? What is it?"

"Back on Arcosia... When fighting those tools.
I felt... I'm not sure what I felt. It felt as if, for a moment time stood still for me.
That allowed me to dodge an incredibly dangerous attack and come out victorious.
Have you ever heard of such a thing?"

Hit stares at you without emotion like he usually does. But perhaps this time his eyes were a bit more dull and clouded than usual, suggesting he's lost in thought.
"I've heard of such a phenomenon.
When fighters of high caliber clash, sometimes their well honed senses sharpen even further, making them believe the world has stopped for a second. Hold on-"

You hear some sort of a loud "ping" and for a moment it appears like the world is made out of glass and someone just smashed it. But that's not the worst part, the most terrifying of the whole thing was that you couldn't move a single muscle while that was going on. Once it stopped and things returned to normal you grabbed your knees and started gasping for air.
Hit then continues.

"But it seems like that's not the case with you."

"Wha-what the hell did you do?!"

"I stopped time.
You were only able to perceive it because you yourself broke through it once."
Hit then frowns.
"But to think you could accidentally pierce the time barrier is ludicrous...
Regardless, you are now experiencing and perceiving time differently to most.
Whether you realize it or not."

"And that's something... I can learn?"

"You already did...
Now it's just a matter of bringing it out of you."
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>>3261962
Nah, don't just give it to us QM. It'll make it that much sweeter when we earn it. Our crowning achievement.
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>>3261983
Has he? Why don't we wait for the post to finish.
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>>3261983
I mean, we already did it once so we're obviously gonna be aware of it.
Think DIO vs Jotaro.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

The dice seems fine to me
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3262003
Still fucked.
We should've prayed to Supreme Kai of Time.
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>>3262004
First roll of a dozen to pass. Dice confirm your statement as truth.
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>>3261990
Just because we know dosen't mean we can do.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3262004
>>3262009
The age of the short has arrived. All hail midget kai.
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What follows that little exchange is one of the most brutal beat downs you could ever imagine and one of the most terrifying to boot. Stuck in place, fully aware of Hits timeskip you watch as he mercilessly beats the ever loving shit out of you over and over and over again. His reasoning is sound: To put you into a situation where you awaken the power through necessity.

And you try exactly that, you really do. Vibrating your whole body you try to break free of the time stop but you can't.
Perhaps it's the overwhelming fear of not being able to defend yourself against such a brutal opponent, perhaps simple anxiety. It matters not. No matter how hard you try, you don't make any progress what so ever.

Hit finally stops to pulls his fist back and you collapse on the ground.
Panting you look up at him.
"I... Can't!"

"It's okay...
It took me decades until I figured it out.
For you to be able to do it at all is a small miracle.
But we should stop."
He says as you spit up some blood on the blue grass.
"I purposefully didn't hit any of your vitals but the pain is already a bit much for your body.
If we keep going we might do some permanent damage to it."

Wiping your mouth clean you attempt to stand up but can't until Hit lends you a hand.
"T-Thanks..."

>Let's try it one more time...
>I'd... like some rest now please
>Other?
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>>3261983
We already have it. I'm pretty sure the roll was to figure out how to use it consciously and reliably in combat.
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>>3262004
i'd bang her tbqh
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>>3262022
>Let's try it one more time...
We were really close in the roll, we think we can nail it this time.
>>
>I'd... like some rest now please
Does he know a meditation exercise or something that might help? It may be slower than live combat but still learning.
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>>3262022
>Let's try it one more time...

NO PAIN NO GAIN.
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>>3262022
>Let's try it one more time...

MUST IMPRESS HIT SENSEI. DANGER = BETTER ROLLS
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>>3262024
>>3262004
Who wouldn't love some tasty little smoli every now and then?
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>>3262022
>one more time
We've got bestkaioshin on our side now.
>>3262024
>>3262019
She becomes older and taller if she uses her true powers.
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>>3262022
>I'd... like some rest now please
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>>3262034
>>3262030
Just to clarify. If you fail, this WILL hurt
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>>3262035
Does it come packaged with a small dose of delete timeline?
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>>3262040
No pain no gain?
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>>3262040
I'm ok with that, no pain no gain
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>I'd... like some rest now please
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>>3262043
Ayy
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>>3262040
Our pride Is on the line here, that's worth risking a short coma tbqh.
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>>3262022
>>I'd... like some rest now please
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>>3262040
LET'S DO IT
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>>3262060
You gotta actually vote then my dude, we're tied.
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>>3262060
>Let's try it one more time...
Oh shit, yeah
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>>3262022
>>Let's try it one more time...
Turn up the heat
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>>3262022
>Let's try it one more time...
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>>3262079
>>3262078
>>3262071
Alright! This is gonna be awesome unless we fail!
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>>3262037
What did they do to her?!
YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!

Anyway... time to do like Hit did in the Tournament of Destroyers and go full tryhard with a dose of REEEEEE

Roll the dice:
DC: 16 Crit: 18
Best of 4

>writing
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>>3262071
>>3262078
>>3262079
So proud of you anons
>>3262040
>Let's try it one more time...
My answer remains the same

DEATH OR GLORY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b708rEG7spI&app=desktop
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3262095
RNGeesus giveth, and RNGeesus taketh away
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3262095
DEATH OR GLORY
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3262095
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3262095
Save us Chronoa!
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3262095
Chef of Destruction!
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3262095
Notice me sempai
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>>3262103
>>3262102
>>3262101
SHONEN SPIRIT BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

CRIT X3
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>>3262101
>>3262102
>>3262103

Hells yeah!
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>>3262109
This is clearly the work of best goddess.
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The timestop will lead to new cooking techniques as our cooking becomes more and more accurate and well timed.
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>>3262103
>>3262102
>>3262101
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>>3262118
1 minute ramen becomes instant ramen
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>>3262121
Narufags SEETHING
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"N-No..."

"What?"

"More...
One more!"

Hit shakes his head.
"You must've lost your mind. That or the pain is making you delirious. At this point if I strike you one more time with this intensity you'll suffer permanent nerve damage.And hitting you with less won't have any effect in your development."

But you refuse him outright.
"My ancestors would frown on me if I was too scared to put my life on the line!
No pain! No gain!"

Shoving the assassin away, you struggle to keep a steady posture without support. At first Hit looks like he's about to dismiss you for your stupidity but then notices something in your eyes. Though your body is weak, your eyes are still burning with the passion of a man who wishes to improve himself. A passion he understands very well.

"Very well..."
Hit responds and raises his arms in a strange stance.
"But you'd better be ready for this because this will leave a mark if it hits."

"WAIT!"
You stop him quickly.
"I want to do something first!"

Clenching your fists you begin to grunt and groan as you start exerting yourself and bring out your ki. The white vapor around your body expands until it's a proper blue aura like those of Cabba and the other Saiyans. To say that it's natural however would be a lie, if anything the vein popping out of your forehead is a good enough indicator that you are forcing the matter.

But you're not content with just that. Taking a deep breath you also focus your mind until your body is brimming with psychic energies. The Ki around your body begins to move unnaturally, bending and curving around randomly in the air.
Now bearing your white teeth as you're gritting you roar at Hit.
"DO IT!"

He nods.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSpPFG7RKF4

Time stops. The world becomes like glass once more and you see the assassin springing into action. His fist coming down on you like Gods judgment. It's quick. Incredibly so. Fast enough that Hit wouldn't even need his Time Skip to be capable of killing you with it. But that's how it should be.

Every part of your mind strives for that one singular thing and every cell in your body moves according to that overwhelming, unifying will. The will to survive. At first it's a twitch in the finger, then a movement in the hand and finally as the wall crumbles brick by brick your entire arm unfreezes and moves to intercept the incoming attack.

You catch Hits hand and as a shockwave washes over you and causes your hair to flutter you manage to let out a cocky little smile before your body goes back to being stiff and rigid as the Time Stop resettles. Finally color returns to the world and the strange glassy environment disappears. Hit pulls back his hand and swiftly pockets it.
"Well look at that."
He smiles.
"Looks like I was wrong after all."

"Heh... Thanks for the compliment.
Now if you'll excuse me... I'm about to shit myself!"

But as you're about to take your leave and collapse from exhaustion you hear footsteps coming up from behind you.
"Hello boys! Are you two having fun?"
Vados speaks up.

"What's wrong Vados?"
You ask her, seeing how she's clearly worried about something. Or at the very least slightly concerned.

"I just received a notification and thought you might be interested to hear it.
Apparently somebody just shattered the space-time continuum.
Strange, isn't it?"

>Start whistling nervously
>I was practicing time-skip with Hit...
>Other?
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>>3262179
>I didn, do nuthin

>Pass out
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>>3262179
>I was practicing time-skip with Hit...
>>
>>3262179
>>I was practicing time-skip with Hit...
>>....Was I not supposed to do that?
>>
>>3262179
>I was practicing time-skip with Hit...
>>
>>3262179
>>Other?
>AM I BEING DETAINED!?
>Pass out
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>>3262179
>Start whistling nervously. "Gosh who would do something like that?" Try not to sweat. Sweat hard.
>>
>>3262179
>Give her a smartass answer

>Give In to exaustion
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>>3262179
>>I was practicing time-skip with Hit...
You have broken the law! Pay your fine or serve your sentence!
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>>3262194
Haha, supporting.
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>>3262188
Support
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>>3262194
support
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>>3262179
changing>>3262202
to
>Start whistling nervously. "Gosh who would do something like that?" Try not to sweat. Sweat hard.
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>>3262179
>Start whistling nervously
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>>3262194
Heh...

>writing
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You start whistling nervously. "Gosh who would do something like that?"
You try your best not to sweat... and then sweat real hard.

"What's wrong with him?"
Vados asks Hit.

"He thinks it's him because we were practicing time skip."

"Oh? Oh!
Good for you! And how is it going?"

"He just pulled it off."

"Ara ara!
That's very nice. And kinda adorable how you think it's you.
But if that were the case my wand would beep whenever Hit left the house.
No... It was from Universe 7."

Hit raises an eyebrow.
"Goku?"

"Most likely."

"Can you show me?"

"That's the strange part. I can't.
The amount of power being thrown around caused too much interference.
But it was enough to break space itself. I dare say, that's probably even more power than what was thrown around in the Tournament of Power."

"Are you saying Goku surpassed Jiren?"

She shakes her head.
"I don't know. Either that or he encountered someone who did."

Hit closes his fist and squeezes it hard.
"If that's the case I'm even more behind than I thought."
He turns to look at you.
"I'm glad we met. I think our little training sessions already helped me grow.
So we must do this more!"

You nod.
"Sure thing but... allow me to pass out before that!"

"Oh dear!"
Vados reaches out and catches you before you fall.
Placing her wand on you, she restores you to full health.
"Poor thing.
You really pushed yourself too hard. Just come to me and I'll kiss your boo boos for you."

"Heh... Don't tempt me or I might regularly start falling down some stairs."

She chuckles and pats you on the back.
"Run around now! I believe Cabba is getting a bit impatient."

"Okay mooom!"
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>>3262262
How will Jiren ever recover?
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>>3262262
Dammit Vados stop being so cute. Nah, keep being cute.

So what did she sense you think? Gogeta, or something new?
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>>3262262
Vados seems a bit more flirty than usual...
>ara ara
Y-you stop that
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>>3262268
It was when Gogeta and Broly literally broke the universe
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>>3262262
>ara ara
>kissing our boo boos
plz stop being so waifuable
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>>3262268
Definitely Blue Gogeta and Broly going at it. It couldn't be anything else.

Also Vados is continuing to reach for the spot of Best Girl.
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>>3262272
Oh yeah, I forgot they actually did that. It was pretty cool when it happened though.
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>>3262262
Vados is already leagues ahead of the competition. She is mummy waifu
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>>3262272
>Tfw you still haven't seen the movie due to procrastination.
Y-yeah, that seen was awesome.
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>>3262276
Man we need to see Kefla again soon. This Vados waifuing is getting too strong.
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>>3262262
Also
>Hit doesn't know Mastered UI Goku already surpassed Jiren
That's gonna be a surprise huh.
>>
Heading over to the Saiyan you immediately notice that something's... off about him.
His usual uniform has been replaced by a long sleeved shirt and he's wearing actual pants instead of his usual shorts. And to complete the look he even has a cape attached to his armor this time.

"Are you going to a party?"

"S-Sort of... This is our formal uniform."
He hands you an envelope.

Opening it you start reading it out loud.
"Dear Recipient!
By order of His Majesty, King Sadala you've been invited to the royal court to present the Case of-
Yada yada yada...
So... an invitation to the King eh? You think you're getting promoted or-"

"N-No..."
Cabba then pulls out an envelope eerily similar to the one in your hand.
"This is mine. That's yours..."

"...
...
WHAT?!"

"A-After I made my report and sent the evidence back to HQ we did a raid.
It was a resounding success. But after the SDF confirmed that it's indeed Tuffle tech they... got antsy.
Now King Sadala got wind of it and wants me to present the case for him."

"BUT WHY ME?!"

"B-Because..."
He starts scratching his cheek.
"I may have mentioned you in my reports."

You bury your face in your palm hard.
"Urgh...
So now I've gotta appear before royalty?
Is that what you're saying?!"

"Y-You don't have to. Technically.
Since you aren't SDF. B-But please... Don't let me do this alone!
I'm so nervous I'm itching all over!"

>Accept the invitation
>Refuse
>Other?
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>>3262298
>accept the invitation
God damn it Cabba.
>>
>>3262298
>>"Fine but you owe me for this."
>>
>>3262298
>Accept the invitation
>>
>>3262298
>Accept the invitation
>>
>>3262298
>>Accept the invitation
>>
>>3262298
>Accept the invitation
Time to mog some royals
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>>3262291
If it's a problem of not wanting to go to a Cinema or spending shekels I have it as an mp4 file.
Some madlad uploaded the movie to Youtube once and I quickly converted it before it got taken down
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>>3262298
>>Accept the invitation
Make sure to bring food.
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>>3262312
I haven't seen it either, you'd be a legend if you gave it.
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>>3262298
>Accept
>Bring food
>>
>>3262319
>>3262291
I just saw it on an anime site.
>>
>QM might have made Cabba a girl
I'm worried.
I mean, it makes some sense going by counterparts theory. What a twist if that's what happens.
Also why do we care about Royalty? We work for God.
Fuck with us, fuck with Champa.
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>>3262298
>Accept
>Bring food
>Try not to freak out

Also, Vados is nice, but still falls vehind Kefla & Caulifla for me. I personally don't see why people wanna waifu her so badly honestly, she's so ancient, powerful, and high up the cosmic food-chain that I can't see a romance working out long-term, and the vast difference in life-experience and viewpoint honestly makes me kinda uncomfortable about it.

I am, however, fine with a little friendly flirting.
>>
>>3262331
How about her cute older sister?
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>>3262337
Does the space FBI exists?
Is that one of the Time Patrol's duties?
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>>3262298
>accept

>Prep a well made batch of pie for the king
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>>3262342
>Space FBI is lead by an actual loli

That explains so much
>>
Anyway... visiting Sadala is a go

And... apparently you want to bring blood to the vampires den
Okay

>writing
>>
And while I'm here, MEGA just finished uploading.
So here's a link: https://mega.nz/#!Wi4EkAyZ!EPTEjcBmBT4oT6l6K5X0kSid1HBzvPbhWk4Ow5wmJ1s
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>>3262337
Wait she's the OLDER sister?!
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>>3262337
I like her looks better, but again the vast gulf between her & Eric on the cosmic and timescale level just nakes me think it wouldn't work out. If we ended up gaining a divine upgrade to our lifespan/cosmic awareness it wouldn't unsettle me so much, but right now trying to get with any kf the Angels feels to me like an ant trying to fug a human being.

I do think she's cuter though, so there's that.
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>>3262349
Man the Bardock shit is still dumb.
How did he get to the point where he was flying towards Freeza to attack?
Why did nobody help?
Was he flung through a time portal?
Why didn't he just get the fuck off of the planet?
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>>3262352
Naw mate. She's the OLDEST sister.
Out of all of them
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>>3262363
Holy shit she's not just the oldest sister she's the oldest child of Grande Padre.
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>>3262363
>>3262367
>>
>>3262363
The most legal of lolis.
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>>3262331
There's nothing wrong with some casual intercourse with people. It's not like the only way we'll ever be able to bang anyone is through solid long-term relationships. Casual hookups even among friends have been a thing forever.
I mean, of course, by all means you can have a long-term waifu in mind. But it shouldn't stop you from, for example, gettin' you some Chronoa ass if it's available without having to buckle down for the long haul. It's not as big a deal as many people on this site think.
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>>3262401
Excuse me Omni-Chad but I think that attempting a pump and dump on beings of incredible cosmic significance that could causally erase us isn't wise.
>>
You grumble under your breath.
"Okay fine... but you owe me.
AGAIN!"

"Oh thank you thank you thank you Eric!
I don't know what would've done without you."

"Just a minute while I get some snacks and call the girls."

"Erm... Caulifla and Kale can't come."

"Why?"

"They are wanted fugitives..."

*sigh*
"You know you are pissing me off to no end right now..."

After grabbing your stuff and putting on a uniform which hasn't been stained to all hell, you enter Cabbas ship and he begins to debrief you about the situation.
"Basically after we liberated planet Smog we got to dismantling the crime rings that were running things up until that point. It was difficult work but we managed. What's more important however is that we started squeezing information from the grunts that worked under the bosses."

"And I assume one of them started singing."

"Like a little bird. We got information about how they make the trade, what they give in exchange of the tech, how often they strike a deal, so on and so forth. Basically we already have an entire plan not to just stop this outflow of forbidden tech but to do some real damage at the source."

"Yeah, that's all well and good but I still don't get why you need ME!"

"Look... It's no secret that you played a crucial role in the whole thing.
I'm afraid us saiyans are not so good at espionage."

"So you want me to help with this little plan of yours?
Is that what you want?"

"B-Basically.
But King Sadala wouldn't want to ask such a thing from you over a scouter or anything.
He already knows the whole plan, so the presentation will be more for the court than anyone else. Once we showcase our plan he'll probably ask you to aid in it."

"Couldn't you just hire someone like Hit?"

"We could... but you've already proven yourself!
You're a good person and most importantly, reliable.
That means more to us Saiyans."
Cabba then looks out the window and speaks up.
"We're here! Planet Sadala!"
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>>3262401
>Trying to hit it and quit it with the supreme loli of time.
Are you TRYING to get a yandere time God?!
>>
>>3262401
No
>>
>>3262401
Realistically there's nothing wrong with sone casual sex, but it's 4chan, /qst/ more specifically. Can you honestly say sex won't lead to hardcore waifuing? More so than now at least.

I mean, this quest is good enough so far I think I'll be fine no matter what happens.

[Spoiler]Chronoa ass for Tin Patroller Trunks only tho[/spoiler]
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>>3262401
>Ever wanting to fuck Chronoa
I'd rather fuck.....literally any female DBZ female you could name.
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>>3262417
Dodoria
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>>3262399
what a title
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>>3262414
Thinking that the disappointment could emotionally or sexually please Corona is foolishness.
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>>3262409
Oh joy, more Eric: Intergalactic Cop!
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>>3262417
>>3262419
Well he's got ya there
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>>3262419
>>3262427
He does. I'd rather fuck any other DBZ female, with the exception of Dodoria, then the Supreme Thot Of Time.
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>>3262401
There's nothing wrong with casual sex but anons are really clingy.
>>3262417
Baba, you said any of them
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>>3262406
Only if you're dumb about it.
>>3262410
I'm almost positive she's had more than a few casual trysts in her bajillion year life.
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>>3262424
Is that sarcasm or genuine?
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>>3262423
It's funny, whenever Trunks isn't suffering he instantly becomes a disappointment.
Punished Trunks meanwhile becomes Blue tier.
>>3262417
Transformed Ribrianne, Berryblue, Monna.
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>>3262435
I like it but are we the comedy to cabba's straight man?
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>>3262437
East Kai too...
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>>3262446
Also that fat hillbilly bitch during the Martial Arts Tournament where Goten and Trunks beat up her kids with mullets
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>>3262419
>>3262431
>>3262437
>>3262446
>>3262451
Jesus.
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>>3262453
HE MADE HIS BED HE CAN LIE IN IT
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>>3262435
Joking sarcasm. Should be something fun to do, since we've got the week off after that good show with the cooking.
>>
The planet was a lush green paradise, and by green you mean REALLY green. The vast majority of the planet is covered in water like Earth but the rest is almost exclusively covered in forests. Snow is present at the caps and scattered throughout the planet are patches of grasslands, savannas and various other types of vegetations but no deserts.

"Whoa..."

"Impressive huh?"

"You could say that.
Say... Are those rain forests or regular ones?"

"What's a rain forest?"

"Thank... GOD!"

Cabba then brings the ship down to a landing pad after asking for landing clearance. As the ships ramp extends he stands up from the captains seat and leads you out there. Taking a few steps out of the ship he stops to take a deep breath.
"Ahhhh... Smells like home!"

Meanwhile you let out a few odd coughs.
*cough cough*
"Man... This planet sure is rich in oxygen..."
*phew*
"Give me a minute... I need to adjust.
Also, do I feel heavier?"

"Oh... OH! T-The gravity here is ten times that of Earth!
Sorry I forgot to mention that!"

"THAT'S A PRETTY SIGNIFICANT DETAIL YOU TWAT!"

"Hold on I'll get you something, pretty sure there are spare gravity compen-"

"mine, mine, mine, mine, Mine, MIne, MINe-"

"Do you hear something?"
You ask Cabba.

"Oh no....."

"MINE!"
Suddenly you see a shadow jumping out at you and pounces on Cabba.
You see the boys body being lifted up and squeezed REAL good.
"LITTLE CABBA! I KNEW I FELT YOU! Oh how I missed you!
We've got so... much... catching up to do!"

"GAH! E-Eric! H-Help! Can't... B-Breathe!"
*crack*
You hear his spine.

>Sucks don't it?!
>Hold out Cabba, I'm coming!
>Other?
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>>3262472
>Sucks don't it?!
>>
>>3262472
>Sucks don't it?!
>>
>>3262472
>>Hold out Cabba, I'm coming!
But instead just cross our arms and watch him with a smug grin
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>>3262472
>>Sucks don't it?!
>>Also, hi I'm Eric, nice to meet Cabba's girlfriend.
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>>3262472
>Damn Cabba, you do well for yourself don't you.(Tease relentlessly before helping)
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>>3262472
>Sucks don't it?
>Get up, let your rage flow and make gravity your bitch
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>>3262433
Not saying she didn't. Just saying, "Casual" trysts almost never end up casual. Plus Anons are clingy.
>>
>>3262472
>While adjusting to the gravity yell out "I would love to help, but unfortunately I'm still adjusting to the environment! Sorry!" even if we are already adjusted.
"oops sorry but the gravity here is actually deadly to normal members of your race"
>>
>writan
>>
Oh and roll some dice to see how well you can fight through 10 times normal gravity

Best of 4, no DC.
The higher the better
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>>3262498
Why is it that Cabba only takes us to places that would kill us if we weren't prepared.
"The Air here is instant death unless you have a mask"
or
"Watch out for the incredible gravity!"
>>
>>3262494
>Almost never
In quests, sure.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3262501
Help us overcome Gravity Cronoa!
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3262501
Nice girlfriend.
>>
>>3262514
Oh no, it's happening again.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3262501
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>3262501
>>
One more?
>>
>>3262534
MVP saves the day.
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>>3262534
Theeeeere we go.
Park Ranger to the rescue
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>>3262534
Not the Cyborg we wanted, but the one we needed.
>>
*Dies and never shows up again despite the fact that other purely-robotic characters were shown to be revived*
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>>3262547
Cyborgs mate.
Cell may have been a dick but... he's right.
16 has no soul
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>>3262553
But 8 did? Both were entirely mechanical.
Arale too, though she's a gag bitch and thus irrelevant.
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>>3262547
Yeah what's up with that?
Android 8 came back.
Why can the Dragonballs restore entire planets if they are destroyed but not a robot?
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>>3262556
Oh shit you're right!
>>
>>3262553
>>3262547
See it never made any sense to me the dragon balls were capable of resurrection and rebuilding entire bodies from scratch yet couldn't revive 16. Then I realized it probably would have worked if they worded it differently.

>Shenron we wish to revive 16!

>no soul bro, nothing to revive

>Well if it's just a machine, than I wish 16 was repared and in perfect condition

>I got you senpai

Boom easy
>>
Obviously 16 revived and just immediatly fucked off to the most wild place on the planet, built himself a log cabin, and spends every day just messing around playing with the birds and being a friend to all animals.
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>>3262569
No that was 17 weirdly enough
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>>3262564
>deactivated Android 16 is still just lying there, face down in one of the massive craters caused by the Cell Games
>literally nobody saw him in this time, including 17 when he was resurrected
Alternatively he got picked up by the Kings Army after they checked out the fucking massive explosions at the Cell Games and they've been trying to wake him up.
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Oh yeah, also if we just randomly ask to become our Kaioshin's apprentice for training or whatever we can pull this asspull off.
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>>3262580
Makes sense, no one could spot him cause he's an android. Also alternatively he was really activated and made his way to wake up his sugar mommy.
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"Oh noooo... Hold out Cabba I'm coming..."
You say as you're writhing on the ground, struggling against the gravity.
"It's okay... don't help me anyone. I'm okay.
Only about to shit out my organs but otherwise I'm fine."
Gritting your teeth you focused your ki around your body, trying to fight the effects of ten times, fucking gravity.
Luckily you manage to stand up and get to watch the show as this Saiyan girl is playing Cabba like a bagpipe.

The boys lungs expel the air through his mouth, causing him to let out a little wheeze.
"Oh this feels right!
Maaan you haven't changed a BIT!"

Crossing your arms you speak up.
"D'awww what a cute couple."

"W-Wha- GAH!"

"Hmmm? What?
Oh I'm sorry."
The girl then drops Cabba who appears to be win worse shape than you were a moment ago.
"I didn't realize you're there.
Who.... are you?"

"Name's Eric. Nice to meet you Cabbas girlfriend."

"Girlfriend?
Pffffhahahahahaha! That's adorable!"

Cabba stands up and as he does he tries to check if he still has a larynx or not. Letting out some whistling wheezes he attempts to straighten his back as he motions to the lady.
"E-Eric...
*ahem*
Meet Princess Azuki. First daughter of King Sadala.
Azuki this is Eric Asulf, an Earthling."

"Earthling huh? Never heard of you before."

"Trust me, nobody else did."

Cabba then speaks up.
"I've been friends with the princess pretty from the day I was born. Were it not for her regularly beating me up, I don't think I would've become one of the Sadala Forces most elite fighters."

"Hah! That's a good way of looking at it little Cabba!"

"That still doesn't mean I like it...
But this reminds me, what happened to Caya? I... never would've imagined you two splitting up."

"Split up?"
Azuki asks.

"H-HUH?!"

"BIG BRO CABBA!"
Suddenly a shorter Saiyan jumps out and onto Cabbas shoulders where she proceeds to choke the life out of him with her thighs.

"That's my little sister. Princess Caya.
Nice to meet'cha!"
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Aaaand that's as far as I can go for now.
I hope y'all enjoyed yourselves.

I've archived the thread for safekeeping and here's a twatter link: https://twitter.com/NotSom2

If you have any sort of a request, question, etc. feel free to toss 'em my way.
Etc etc.

See you guys sometime later
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Pft. Cabba is turbo doomed and so are the princesses. They just haven't realized it yet.
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>>3262597
Has our Nappa level increased from our new understanding of the timeskip?
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>>3262592
Wow, Cabba is fuckin' dead. It's written there in stone.
Thank god. Fuck Cabba.
Let's steal his shit and head back home to spend more time training with our waifu, Hit...
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>>3262601
It's not much of an understanding.
You just know how to use it now. But only for 1 instant. You can't even measure it in fractions of a second like Hit can
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>>3262604
And then there's fucking Guldo, who can pretty much stop time for as long as he wants.
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>>3262611
Yeah but ask yourself this: Has he done anything with it?
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>>3262618
No.
Guldo is actually the member of U7 with the most potential.
Fuck Goku
Fuck Freeza
Fuck Cell
It's the short green asshole with four eyes.
And he doesn't do shit.
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>>3262597
Half way through Super Broly. Not-Som you da man. Thanks for running
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Guldo does shit, but in stoped time so no one realizes he is Jiren tier
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>>3262625
He does over in Saiyan Conqueror Quest.

Over there, thanks to his mastery of Time Stop, and his own cleverness, he Cut Babadi in half and saved Freiza's life from an assassin years earlier.
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>>3262604
Once we've fully acclimated to 10x gravity where would you put Eric power wise on the cosmic scale?

How is our kitchen staff doing at the moment?

Are illusions something we could learn? Also that aura to air concept to breath in space that was talked about last thread, could that work?

Has Hit realized going to Vados for training is a perfectly viable way for him to get stronger at a faster pace yet?

Also thanks for running
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>>3262644
I mean, Gine was fully acclimated to Planet Vegeta's 10x gravity and she's a weakling, so the 10x gravity won't do much for us unless we start an insane workout routine here and now.
If we want Gravity Training we can just ask Vados.
Hell, the U7 Frieza-era Saiyans aren't all that compared to us as we are now at all.
Illusions are mostly useless unless we can make them mimic or hide Ki Signatures, then they become god tier because we can just watch our opponents fight thin air or their own allies as we watch.
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>>3262809
We're weak Ki/body wise though, and hey it worked for goku when he was training on king kai's planet.
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>>3262809
I think trying to max out time skipping will do us the best. Doing so also simultaneously trains our psionics, which are our strong point right now.

Perhaps we could learn some healing/recovery magic from Vados and increase our stamina greatly via that. (Recover when we're out of energy)
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>>3262809
I also wanna try illusions, and (counting db xenoverse) there are about 4 in total who can use illusion's to be capable of fighting. 1 in super, 1 in a dbz movie and two in xenoverse. Though admittedly the one in super mimicked smoky forms.

Oh yeah there's also that mist forest thing krillin and goku went to ig. So it wouldn't be too hard to get vafos to teach us good illusions. Plus they'd probably make up for our less than stellar body


illusion assistant chefs anyone? We could prepare feasts that could handle the saiyan's and champ's appetites.
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>>3263234
Vados*
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In terms of mythological psychic powers, being able to treat liquids as solids and solids as liquids is one. As well as passing completely unhindered through matter.
Invisibility as well. "Transformation" too. Astral projection. Transposition to other realms. Replication. Drawing knowledge from past lives.
Non-mythologically, some abilities are:
Fuckin everything on this list lmao
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_psychic_abilities
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>>3263415
That's just Wikipedia, here's what the power wiki autists have
>333 powers
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>>3263797
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Psychic_Powers
Oh I'm a retard and deleted my own link done now
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>>3263798
After a quick look I wouldn't mind picking up Isoportation. Thought wouldn't be upset if not.
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>>3263839
Instant stance change/blocking could be neat.
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>>3263912
I know right! Wouldnt be strangest thing in Dragon Ball too.
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>>3263839
>>3263912
I dunno.
Seems kinda redundant to me. What with Timeskip and all that
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>>3264123
Time skip affects also your opponent and as such can be disrupted as shown by us and Goku moving in time skip. Isoportation affects only is user so it can't be interfered like that. Granted it's not bee all end all ability but it has its advantages.
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>>3264123
Timeskip is only effective if our opponent isn't able to use it themselves or break through it by powering up.
Obviously this won't be a problem for most fights though.
I just think it would synergise well with timeskip used in conjunction with it.
Especially as it can mess with your velocity too.
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>>3264123
Think of the mind games!
Hit: I see you can break through a time skip too!
The opponent: That's right that trick won't work on me! You won't get any cheap shots in!
>Next moment he doubles over in pain. Looks down he has been punched passes out wondering why he couldn't stop it. (Answer it wasn't time skip)
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Hmmmm.
I suppose an instant defense/dodge would pair well with instant offense.

Anywho, I think I'll continue the thread tomorrow.
Let's get this Saiyan ball rollin'
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>>3264242
How can we get the ball rolling now if we're doing it tomorrow?
The only solution is to run today, obviously
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>>3264302
But in certain parts of the world, today is tommorow.
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>>3264307
But their tomorrow is our today
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3264389
But my timeskip is unbeatable
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>>3264397
You fool that's barely above average!
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3264397
Can it beat me powering up slightly?
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3264423
Clearly. Now this is my improved time skip.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3264440
Oh no, it's much worse.
Clearly I did it wrong, let me fix that.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3264440
GG no re
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3264448
This is the power of my advanced time skip, a time loop.
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>>3264453

>Wasting a 20

what are you doing anon
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>>3264482
Wasting 20s
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3264482
Have another one that was pulled from another timeline
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>>3264895
Clearly you come from a loser timeline.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

All the cool kids are doing it!
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3264925
Look at this U9 loser! Here's how you roll properly, take notes.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3264940
Go back to the doomed timeline you persist in.
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>>3264925
>>3264895
>>3264949
Loli Kai is smacking your shit for fucking up time again.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3265018
Loli Kai can suck my dick, she can't tell me what to do!
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

All according to cake
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3265031
Angry loli noises
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3265066
Friendship ended with the Time Patrol
Now the Time Breakers are my best friends
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>>3265076
Nice try Trunks. Get your ass back here bitch.
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>>3265076
>>3265084

Slave
For
Life
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>>3265095
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>>3265104
Don't scream your despair to the heavens yet Trunks! You might get a chance to tap that legal loli ass someday, hell you might even enjoy it!
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>>3265146
But what about Mai?
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>>3265168
Why do you think she never sends him to those timelines.
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>>3265246
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>>3265253
Oh? Now you show some spine?
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3265269
Gahh! His love for her! It's too strong!
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3265275
It surpasses timelines!?
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>>3265280
It's over, Supreme Kai of Time.
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>>3265296
Y-you, you think just because of a little setback I'm going to let my free labor go!?

Go forth my ultimate warrior!
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>>3265319
Pathetic.
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>>3265327
No, NOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA WORK AGAIN!
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3265332
So this is your true power?
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

You guys are silly. It's puffin pop time
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3265359
Nyah!!! Auto correct defeated me??!?!!
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3265345
Hah! I knew you'd run out of steam! To the time gulag with you!
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3265370
Ha, prison planet can't contain me!
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3265383
His determination to be with Mai is too much! I have to give it my all!
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>>3265389
Nooooo!
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>>3265389
And Trunks and Mai lived happily ever after.
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>>3265395
The end.

Thanks for playing along. That was fun.
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>>3265398
Do you think it's possible to do a Future Trunks Quest? To help rebuild the planet while taking care of threats to it?
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>>3265405
I think Trunks' has suffered enough.
Hell, his dealing with Dabura and Badabi was the near perfect outcome.
Then Goku Black appears and he has no hope.
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>>3265416
No amount of training or fighting would have helped, I guess.
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>>3265416
What do you think Not-Som's reaction to all this will be?
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>>3265427
Sadly no, his best hope is probably managing to save Old Kai and getting the Ultimate/Mystic Power-Up.
This might give him enough power to take down base Goku Black before he gets stronger.
Doesn't solve the Immortal Zamasu issue though, and Zamasu will intervene if he sees Goku Black start actually losing (Kai Kai + healing would quickly strengthen Black to surpass Trunks)
And if THAT doesnt work then Zamasu will just fuse with Black and the entire timeline is doomed.
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>>3265429
I don't know.
I hope he likes it.
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>>3265439
Truly it is top quality shitposting.
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Man this was some autism, huh?
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Cabba continues to get his throat tightly squeezed by a pair of thighs as he screams for help, or at least release from his pain and suffering.
"CAYA! C-Can't... Breathe!
ERIC! HELP!"

As he continues to struggle however the elder sister turns to you and starts observing you up close.
She begins stroking her chin as she hums to herself.
"Hmmmm... You almost look like a Saiyan!"

"Yeah. I get that a lot."

"I bet."
She then flicks a strand of your hair aside.
"But it's still noticeable. Kinda cute with that exotic hair of yours.
And with muscles like these... You could make a Saiyan woman yours easily."

Feeling your shirt tighten around your neck, you pull it free so you can breathe freely.
"Oof...
T-Thanks, I guess."

"Anyways, what's the big idea?"
Azuki turns back to Cabba.
"How come you're back little Cabba?
Did you miss us?"

"AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Her little sister giggles as she continues to choke the life out of the boy.

"Oh right...
I should probably stop her."

>Yeah that'd be for the best
>Stare at them enthusiastically and say "Just a little longer."
>Other?
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>>3266920
>Yeah that'd be for the best
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>>3266920
>Yeah, that would be for the best
God damn it you're a useless asshole Cabba.
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>>3266920
>Yeah that'd be for the best
>>3266927
If Cabba has any interest in a girl, are we willing to help him grow a bigger spine and be a bro?
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>>3266920
>Stare at them enthusiastically and say "Just a little longer."
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>>3266920
>Yeah that'd be for the best
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>Yeah that'd be for the best

All that I'll play from just one response comment by me.
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Cabba gets spared for now

>writing
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>>3266948
Has he even shown them SS? I don't see a reason not he might even expect it to be easy seeing how the girls unlocked it.

>Yeah that'd be for the best
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>>3266920
>Cabba continues to get his throat tightly squeezed by a pair of thighs as he screams for help
Man Cabba is one lucky fuck.
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>>3266988
Too late buddy. I guess this is where they realise its not that easy for the average monkey.
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"Yeah that'd probably be for the best."

"Okay. Caya!"
Her sister looks up from her prey and cautiously awaits her sisters command.
"We'll have plenty of time with our favorite punching bag.
Let him go!"

"Okay!"
The spunky, shortstack girl jumps off from the lucky bastard and he gets to breathe once again.

"T-Thanks Azuki..."
Cabba rubs his throat.

"You only get off easy once Cabba, remember that!
Anyways I assume you're here to meet father, correct?
Huh... You know I was gonna bail on that. But now that I know it's you, we might just check it out."

"Great..."
Cabba responds.
"By the way, do you know if Prince Sadala will make it?"

"I 'unno. Probably."
She then turns to you while still talking to Cabba.
"But say, your friend looks like he could use a tour guide.
What do you say little Earthling? Interested in the... local sights?"

You look at Cabba who is furiously shaking his head when the two aren't looking. He practically begs you to refuse.

>Sorry but we're busy at the moment
>Sure, sounds lovely
>Other?
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>>3267015
>Sure, sounds lovely
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>>3267015
>Sorry but we're busy at the moment

Something tells me there's more going on here than the obvious. Let's grill Cabba first before proceeding.
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>>3267015
>Sure, sounds lovely
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>>3267015
>Sure sounds lovely
This is for forgetting about the ten times gravity you dumb asshole.
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>>3267015
>>Sorry but we're busy at the moment
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>>3267015
>Sure, sounds lovely
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>>3267015
>Sorry but we're busy at the moment
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>>Sorry but we're busy at the moment
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>>3267015
>>Sorry but we're busy at the moment
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>>3267015
>Sure, sounds lovely
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>>3267015
>>Sure, sounds lovely
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

An even split, huh?

QM rollin'
1= tour
2=meeting the King

>writing
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>Sure, sounds lovely.
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>>3267078
looks like the tour won it by one tho.
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>>3267080
Eh, probably appeared when he was writing. Anyways it's for him to decide if it counts.
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>>3267087
Probably its just a 5 second difference.
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>>3267087
>>3267091
Fair enough; QM's call!
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Deciding that trusting Cabba is probably the way to go with this one, you try your best to politely refuse the nice lady in front of you.

"Sorry Miss but I wouldn't want to make the King wait."
Cabba lets out an audible sigh but hushes himself when the girls turn towards the noise.

"Aww, that's too bad.
In that case we'll meet you at the palace! Come on Caya!"

"See you later Cabba!"

*gulp*
"T-Thanks for that.
I'm not sure I could endure them for too long."

"No problem."
Then you smack him in the face at full force.

"HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"

"The ten times gravity you dumb asshole!
Now help me get this stuff..."

After that you proceed to unload the "gift" you've prepared for the king since you assume that's the polite thing to do when meeting royalty. It's not much , just some breadsticks and some spicy cheese dip for them. But now that you realize how big the royal family is and remember that these are Saiyans... you may have packed too little.

Regardless of that you head straight for the palace afterwards, only barely being able to take in the sights on the way there.
Planet Sadala seems to have a strange mixture between Aztec and Spartan culture, most likely due to their environment and their nature as a warrior race. They built large stone structures that tower over the forests which serve as large mega cities. But the planet has no countries or borders to speak of where everything belongs under King Sadala.

And apparently the people here are really into eugenics since a persons worth is mainly determined by their strength, meaning that the most powerful warriors are quite popular and they often breed exclusively with the strongest females. The simplicity of their culture almost brings a smile to your face. Darwin would be proud.
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I almost shat myself as I managed to close the stuff I was writing!
I only barely managed to save it!
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Inside the largest temple like structure you find yourself in a massive hall inside which a rather large congregation of these very violent monkey men has gathered. The room is filled with the noise coming from the impatient Saiyans wondering about why their king called them there.

Cabba swallows nervously.
"I... can't believe it! Every great house of the Saiyan Elite is here!
Oh man... I did not anticipate such a crowd!"

"Are you gonna be okay?"

"Y-Yeah... I... I just need a minute."

"Let's... go over things. Maybe that can help you calm down."

"Good idea!
Erm... So I'll go over the events of Planet Smog, then the occupation of it, then the Tuffles...
Then I go over the plan, the king will approve and appoint me to take care of it...
Oh God! I'm so nervous!"

"Why? Is your family up there?"

"W-With the elite?!
I wish. I come from a low born family... But these people are the backbone of Saiyan society!
If I make a blunder here..."

>You'll do fine
>Want me to take over?
>Other?
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>>3267139
>You'll do fine
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>>3267139
>>Want me to take over?
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>>3267139
>you'll do fine
Just be yourself bro
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>>3267139
>You'll do fine
>Give him a breadstick
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>>3267139
>You'll do fine

C'mon Cabba, think of Vegeta-sensei. Don't disappoint him here.
>>
>You'll do fine
>Beside you can go blond so that's somthing you should be proud of. Plus Champa thought your one of the stronger so theres that too.
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>>3267139
>You'll do fine
>Just Focus on the group you we're intially going to speak to and imagine they're the only ones here and you'll do Fine
>Have a Breadstick it will help calm you down
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>>3267155
>>3267157
A mix of these.
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Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

A'ight.

Rollin for Cabba

>writing
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>>3267200
Well he tried.
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>>3267200
I think our saiyan buddy might actually have autism.
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>>3267200
C'mon QM at least give him Bo3
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>3267221
'Kay.

2nd
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Rolled 20, 5 = 25 (2d20)

>>3267221
It's probably too late but Bo2 or Bo3 for allies could be nice.
Look at what Cabba could have done.
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

And third
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>>3267225
Oops I wasted a crit
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>>3267225
Look at this nigga stealing Cabbas chance to shine
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>>3267232
Cabba wishes he could have our Earthling charisma.
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>>3267230
Disregard that.
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>>3267232
Eh, I would think 17 is a success and nat 1 does not cancel success as QM himself has confirmed in past.
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You pat him on the back and hand him over a breadstick.
"Don't worry, you got this.
Here. Maybe this will help you calm your nerves a bit. Now listen here: Just pretend that the only one present is the king, ignore the rest. But if that doesn't work just remind yourself that you can go super. That's gotta count for something."

"B-But nobody knows I can do that!"

"That doesn't matter. You can do it, can't you?
Who cares about what others think? The fact that you can turn blond on its own elevates you to their position."

"Y-You're right...
Look at me, a Super Saiyan quaking in his boots. Master would surely be disappointed."
Nervously he starts chewing on the snack you brought as he gathers his courage.
"Maaan why do I have to do this? First the princess now this...
I belong on the battlefield not the court."

Swallowing the bread he takes the first steps and gestures for you to follow him. Stepping into the limelight you are greeted by Saiyans wearing a caped outfit similar to Cabbas. From both sides they look down on you and their loud discourse dies down until only faint whispers are left. In front of you sits the man himself: King Sadala, his son sitting slightly behind him.

The man in charge wears a more regal outfit, decorated with gems and precious metals to show his status. Unlike most Saiyans he also sports some facial neatly kept in the shape of a goatee without a moustache. With a casual motion of his hand he manages to silence the crowds.
"Cabba, Proud son of Sadala welcome home."

Cabba gets on one knee and whispers for you to do the same but you absent mindedly forget about all that.
"It's good to be back my liege."

"Tell me: Why have you sought an audience with us?
Judging by the request of the Sadala Defense Force it must be quite urgent."

"That it is my king!"

Cabba, with his stage fright seemingly fought off then began explaining the situation of Planet Smog, its history and how it was ruled by crime families up until recently. He then slowly revealed to the court the reason WHY the planet had to be besieged by the SDF so suddenly. Needless to say, the court was in an uproar when they heard that there might be a Tuffle threat on the rise.

You looked the noble families over, wanting to judge their reactions. Some of them were less surprised than others, probably due to family members being in the SDF, you assume.
>>
But things go so far that the crowd has to be put in place by the king.
"SILENCE!"
He then returns his attention to a young Cabba.
"Continue..."

"Thank you my lord!
So... In light of all of that I'd like to request your permission to perform a special operation, using the intelligence we've gathered from members of the fallen crime syndicates in order to infiltrate Planet Plant and undo whatever damage may have been caused by this breach in the blockade."

Some of the families begin to talk amongst themselves once more but this time King Sadala doesn't bother to put them in place.
"As far as I understand Planet Plant is in no position to be a threat to us.
What makes you think that trading with some lowlife scum would change that?"

The king carefully plays out the script he made up with the SDF. Naturally he knows every bit of this plan but he needs to convince and calm down his subject that everything will be alright.
"As you know Planet Plant has been under control for quite some time now.
But that's mostly due to the Tuffles reckless consumption of their planets resources back when they first embarked into space. If our intel is to be believed the families of Planet Smog traded large quantities of raw materials in exchange for the Tuffles advanced technology. If through these deals they acquired enough metal to kick start their production... Well... I'm sure I don't have to explain why that's a bad idea."

The courtroom falls, the Saiyans begin to think over the issue. All of them are seemingly absorbed by this new conundrum. All except one.

"And who is that outsider with you Cabba?
For what reason have you brought an offworlder into our court and exposed him to such sensitive information?!"

Ah... one of them is very observant.
You try to look around to see who that was but can't find them.
But you hear the King grumbling in response to that.

"Grrr stupid girl."

You look to Cabba who appears to be quite nervous about this. He clearly didn't expect anyone to pay any attention to you when faced with the Tuffles return.

>Erm... Cabba?
>I can explain myself, thank you!
>Other?
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>>3267280
>>I can explain myself, thank you!
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>>3267280
>I can explain myself, thank you!
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>>3267280
>I can explain myself, thank you!
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>>3267280
>I can explain myself, thank you.
Worst comes to worst they shut their stupid fucking mouth if we say we work for Champa, God of Destruction and also say that we're a private contractor specialising in infiltration and retrieval work.
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>>3267298
Honestly, who the shit interrupts a royal audience?
It's one of those princesses trolling us isn't it?
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>I can explain myself, thank you!
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>>3267280
>>I can explain myself, thank you!
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>>3267280
>I can explain myself, thank you!
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>>3267311
Looks like it if the stupid girl comment by the girl means anything.

>I can explain myself, thank you!
>I was involved in the operation that discovered Tuffles involvement as a free agent.
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>>3267285
>>3267291
>>3267296
>>3267298
>>3267312
>>3267312
>>3267324

Do we remember what arrangement we came to regarding the official story of our involvement in the Smog incident? I forget if we had Cabba take all the credit or not. We may want to be careful if our part isn't supposed to be well-known.
>>3267311
maybe the princess?
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>>3267333
By girl?
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>>3267280
>I can explain myself, thank you.

Hey Not-Som, is the GoD well known in U6? If so
> I am the God of Destruction's personal chef. And while we're on the subject.

>offer the sticks and dip
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>>3267280
>>I can explain myself, thank you!
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>>3267335
By king. Damn you phone typing!
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>>3267338
Very

But it's not exactly an affiliation you might want to flaunt around. It can completely cut you off from certain encounter while inviting trouble at the same time

Anyway, speaking up it is.
>writing
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>>3267334
He mentioned our involvement in this whole shebang. It's why we got the invite.
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>>3267374
Works for me!
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>>3267372
Cuts us off from unneeded encounters while giving us exp? That's what I read.
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You tap Cabbas shoulder to signal "I got this".
Stepping up into the main light you speak up.

"My name is Eric.
I worked together with Cabba on planet Smog as an operator."

Once again the court erupts. What began as a few murmurs turned into a competition of who can be the loudest as people joined in one by one. Things got so out of control that King Sadala had to speak up again, this time with considerably more anger.

"ENOUGH!"
His sharp look is enough to shut the rest of the Saiyans up. Then he turns back to you.
"I see. Sadly us Saiyans are not adept at espionage.
So I must thank you and your kind for your contribution to keeping the universe safe stranger.
But I must ask... Are you here of your own accord? Do you wish to help us with further operations?
If so... I imagine your services aren't for free."

Ah... So now the King wants to know if he can count on you or not. And he even managed to ask a veiled question about your fee. You've gotta hand it to him, for a Saiyan he knows how to spin a convincing tale good enough. But that probably comes with the job you suppose.

>Yes but I am not a mercenary. I do this as a favor to my friend, nothing more.
>That's correct. I'm willing to go to this Planet Plant... for a fee (write down your demand)
>Actually, I just came to testify for Cabba. I'd rather not risk my life
>Other?
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>>3267417
>>That's correct. I'm willing to go to this Planet Plant... for a fee (write down your demand)
Amnesty for Culifla and Kale.
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>>3267417
>Yes but I am not a mercenary. I do this as a favor to my friend, nothing more.
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>>3267417
>>That's correct. I'm willing to go to this Planet Plant... for a fee (write down your demand)
Money we can get from Vados, ask for a property here on Sadala for our vacations.
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>>3267417
>Yes but I am not a mercenary. I do this as a favor to my friend, nothing more.
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>>3267417
>Yes but I am not a mercenary. I do this as a favor to my friend, nothing more.
What can they possibly give us?
I wouldn't mind nabbing a scouter at one point but tuffle scouters are superior anyway.
I only really want the Scouter because an advanced visor computer has more uses than just scanning energy.
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>>3267417
>Yes but I am not a mercenary. I do this as a favor to my friend, nothing more.
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>>3267424
>>That's correct. I'm willing to go to this Planet Plant... for a fee (write down your demand)
Amnesty for Culifla and Kale if possible if not a vacation house on Salda.
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>>3267417
>>Yes but I am not a mercenary. I do this as a favor to my friend, nothing more.
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>>3267417
>Yes but I am not a mercenary. I do this as a favor to my friend, nothing more.
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>>3267417
>Yes but I am not a mercenary. I do this as a favor to my friend, nothing more.
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>>3267424
A royal pardon for literal unrepentant space bandits that we happen to get along with well is a bad idea to try and get in our first meeting.
Also it drops both us and Cabba in the shit.
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>>3267449
Supporting
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While I like the idea for Caulifla and Kale I have to agree with
>>3267466
But we might work something out

>writing

Oh and update might take a while longer than usual. I'll go and get something to eat
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>>3267471
No problem watching Atelier Let's play while waiting for updates and those episodes average on 40 min each. So yeah I can wate.
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>>3267483
>Atelier
>Let's play
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>>3267471
No problem, I'm checking the thread as I work anyway. It's busy in the morning though so I do miss a bit at times.
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>>3267424
Dis
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I'm back.
Boy I needed that.
Anyway, update coming soon
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Forget the amnesty, we can ask them for it (in private) when we save Salada from the Tuffles, right now it will only cause us problems
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>>3267488
Get off his ass plz. While I personally find it too slow paced game series (by the way which one are you watching) to watch others play its nice enough game to simply chill with in my experience.

By the way taking a page from did book finding some one to watch probably some PvZ Heroes.
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"Well my lord, I'm no mercenary. I'm doing this more as a favor for a friend, nothing more.
But if you feel like doing me a favor in turn... I'm sure we can work something out."

"Why not now? I have nothing to hide from my subjects..."

"That may be the case my lord but I don't think this deal concerns them.
The terms of my contract are none of their concern... my lord."

"I see.
In that case I thank you for your assistance regarding... this. And I hope this cleared up the matter a bit..."
The king looked at the silent congregation then returned his gaze to you.
"As for you Cabba... I appreciate that you brought this matter to my attention. Of course I'll authorize this operation of yours and I'll make sure to lend you whatever form of support I can."

"T-Thank you my lord!"

King Sadala nods and looks back at his court.
"Now if none of you have any desire to so rudely interrupt me... I suggest you return to your homes and leave us.
We have much to discuss."

Slowly but surely the crowd disperses until you are left relatively private with the king and the crown prince. King Sadala then stands up from his throne and lets out a heavy hearted sigh.
"Forgive me for that... Looks like my daughters are in a good mood today, otherwise they wouldn't even bother with such an event."

"I-It's quite alright my lord!
I'm just glad we could resolve the situation without much trouble."

"Relax Cabba. You don't need to be so nervous.
Now... please follow me somewhere more... private."
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>>3267525
No.
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The king then proceeded to lead you into a secluded little room where his guards stood and kept out any intruders.
Sitting down at a rather large table he asked you to join him.

"So Eric... I've heard quite a lot about you.
Cabba praises you quite a lot. And such a recommendation from my most elite fighters carries a lot of weight.
By the way, I'd like you to meet my son Prince Sadala! Say hello son."

"H-Hello~"

You raise an eyebrow at the kings comment.
"He does?"

King Sadala nods.
"He told me that despite not being too strong you have a brave heart. I can respect that.
But I see he may have been a bit sparing about your power."

"A-Actually my lord, Erics greatest talent is his ability to improve at a rapid pace.
Working under Lord Champa means he managed to raise his battle power greatly since our time on Planet Smog."

"Is that so?
Hmmmm... How peculiar.
Would it be possible to see that power of yours in action Eric?"
The king asks you and Cabba freaks out.

"M-My liege-"

"Cabba... You can't expect me to send a man to such a dangerous place without knowing whether or not they'll even survive..."

"Well I guess you're right.
And I wanted us to spar before the mission anyway.
What do you say Eric?"

>Sure, I'm game
>With all due respect sir, I don't know much but I DO know that I can't be measured to Cabba...
>Other?
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>>3267555
>>Sure, I'm game
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>>3267555
>Are you telling me that I'll be legally allowed to punch royalty?
>Sure, I'm game
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>>3267555
>Sure
>but lets not get *super* into it, it's just a spar, alright Cabba?
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>Sure, I'm game
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>>3267555
>Sure, I'm game
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>>3267567
(He means sparring with Cabba, not himself. Cabba is a lowborn also.)
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>>3267576
Oh, gay
The king should do it himself if he wants to see us in action!
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>>3267555
>>Sure, I'm game
If Cabba's facade of low power breaks... well we can't be held accountable, especially with such notice.
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>>3267579
Beating the shit out of a king isn't a great idea generally, unless we want to join Caulifla in being an outlaw.
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>>3267585
I don't know that we're actually at the level that we can beat the shit out of him, U6 saiyans seem pretty tough.
Even match maybe.
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Sparring session with Kaba is a go

>writing
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>>3267593
Timeskip is unbeatable.
Also we have a habit of getting stronger as we fight.
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Meanwhile in Dragon Ball Heroes...
I fucking hate Tuffles.
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>>3267604
Timeskip was beaten so many times bro
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>>3267601
Kaba? Didn't you mean Kaiba... Water I fell that's wrong somehow.
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>>3267612
Only by absolute "I'm stronger than time" bullshit.
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>>3267618
Well water won't help you as it stands. Can you talk to spirits?
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You give your neck and knuckles a few cracks.
"Sure. I'm game.
Might be pretty necessary too..."

"Excellent!"
The king speaks up.
"Please follow me to my courtyard. You'll have ample room there."
Then he turns to his son.
"And you make sure to pay close attention to them Sadala.
You need to learn from the example of others."

After leaving the cozy little room for some fresh air you find yourself standing face to face with Cabba who promptly took off his formal uniform and now stands in his usual battle armor. Stretching your limbs nice and good you speak to him.
"But this is just practice Cabba. No need to get super into it, know what I'm saying?"

He nods.
"Of course. But I don't want to disrespect you either.
So I'll try to restrict my own powers as little as possible."

"Jeez... I told you to take it easy and now you want to break me in half?
Okay... Pain is my element anyway..."
You assume your stance and start thinking about how to do this.

>Focus on your time-skip for now
>Try to raise your Ki if possible
>Maybe now'd be a good time to come up with something new (write-in)
>Other?
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aaaaand now I'm starting to regret not making Cabba a reverse trap
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>>3267625
>Focus on your time-skip for now
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>>3267625
>>Focus on your time-skip for now
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>>3267627
do it
>>3267625
>focus on time skip
MY TIME SKIP IS UNBEATABLE.
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>>3267625
>>Focus on your time-skip for now
>>
>Try to raise your Ki if possible
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>>3267627
Please don't we already have monkey girls.
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>>3267625
>>Try to raise your Ki if possible
Time-skip is cool and all but we have to shorten the power gap a bit.
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>>3267642
What are you? Gay or something?
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>>Focus on your time-skip for now
It exhausts us as it stands but there probably won't bee any better time to do it semi safely for some time.
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>>3267649
Randomly genderbent characters are a sign of bad quests
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>>3267625
>Focus on your time-skip for now
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>>3267649
No just hate gender bending. There's only so many time you can humor gender bent Naruto or Deku (as it tuned out once was enough) until you find the very idea of gender bending stupid.
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>>3267625
>Focus on your time-skip for now
Time to make the donuts
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>>3267674
You're the sign of a bad quest.
It's just that it sort of works with Cabba being such a meek thin asshole and the whole U7 - U6 Saiyan counterparts theory.
Cabba even uses the Galick gun.
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Donuts time it is.

Time to roll the dice.
Best of 3 as usual
15 to not get plastered in one hit. 18 to actually do some damage

>writing
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3267690
KEKKA DAKE DA
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3267690
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3267690
MY TIME SKIP
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>>3267693
He never left us, did he?
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>>3267689
No.
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>>3267707
Yes.
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>>3267711
No
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>>3267729
YES
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>>3267689
Just give it up he's male as QM said he didn't do it so that's that.
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>>3267740
No.
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Before you start pummeling each other you remember something...
"Here your lordship.
My gift to you. Please enjoy these snacks while we duke it out!"

Returning to Cabba you assume the stance Vados taught you and open up your palms.
"Ready?"
You ask Cabba.
He nods and charges you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ed8NYvCLAw

The sparring match starts out kind of slow. Throwing a quick barrage of punches the Saiyan boy thrashes you a bit as you attempt to block or parry his attacks. He wasn't kidding when he said he won't be holding back as each strike you catch with your arms feels like it's about to break your limbs like a twig. Even when you raised your ki to its absolute maximum you still felt like an ant staring at a tank.

"Tch..."
You give voice to your concern.
"No matter how much I improve I still don't see myself getting closer.
Well... looks like I have no choice!"

As Cabba flies in for a quick spin kick you change your stance and pocket your hands. Cabba realizes this and he hesitates for a brief moment during his attack.
"What?!"
He screams in surprise.

The heel of his foot almost touches your cheek as you manage to activate your time-skip. Managing to barely dodge the attack you duck under it but miss with your counter attack as Cabba spins out of the way of it.
He lands on his feet and pauses for a moment.
"I didn't realize you learned that as well.
Did he really teach you?"

"Well... he tried.
I'm just a crappy student!"

Meanwhile King and Prince Sadala are munching on breadsticks as they watch you, wondering what the fuck is going on.
"That boy is quite quick. I have no idea how can he move in a flash like that."

Cabba, reconsidering his stance begins to bombard you with a series of ki blasts that you attempt to swat away with your aura thickly wrapped around your palm. In the rare instance when you fail to block one, you use time-skip to buy yourself an extra instant so you can defend yourself. To the onlookers this doesn't look particularly odd as all they see is you managing to accelerate to top speed rather fast.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH65j2kwR2U

Realizing that you can't keep this up and make a mad dash forward, dodging and weaving between balls of energy, using time-skip whenever necessary. All in all you had to rely on it three times before you manage to get close enough to Cabba.
Pulling your palm back, you thrust it forward with great force.

The young Saiyan realizes the danger of it and narrowly manages to avoid it by flying upwards. Not wanting to lag behind you gather your energy and take up after him. Right as you approach you use time-skip one more time just before collision so the instant speed boost would help delivering the strike. However Cabba predicted this and raises his arms in response.
Your palm smacks into him and a wave of energy washes over his arm.

He hisses and looks up from behind his guard.
"That does have a sting to it.
Wouldn't want to get hit by that again!"

You smile as you fly backwards.
"Don't patronize me."

It's clear that you haven't really managed to make him sweat yet. But you're keeping up with him and so far he hasn't whooped your ass despite staying true to his word and not really holding his power back.
At the same time he's not really coming at you like he wants you dead but... details.

However you are not satisfied by that. Not by a long shot.

>Maybe try using time-skip offensively somehow
>Attempt to extend the duration of the technique
>Stay defensive
>Other?
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>>3267785
>attempt to extend the duration of the technique
UNBEATABLE.
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>>3267785
>Maybe try using time-skip offensively somehow
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>>3267785
>Pocket sand
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>>3267785
>attempt to extend the duration of the technique
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>Maybe try using time-skip offensively somehow
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>>3267785
>>Maybe try using time-skip offensively somehow
TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
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>>3267790
That made me laugh louder than it should have.
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>>3267785
>Attempt to extend the duration of the technique
Constant improvement
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>>3267785
>Maybe try using time-skip offensively somehow
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>>3267785
>Attempt to extend the duration of the technique
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>>3267785
>Maybe try using time-skip offensively somehow
>>
>Maybe try using time-skip offensively somehow
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Pure Progress path locked

Roll the dice
DC: 15 Crit:18
Best of 4 this time

>writing
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3267810
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3267810
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>3267810
THIS IS THE STANCE
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3267810
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>>3267811
>>3267812
SHE'S BACK BOYS
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>>3267810
>pure progress path locked
Wait what
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>>3267811
>>3267812
Hooo boy.
When the Hit curse breaks it breaks hard
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>>3267821
So we are developing a divergent path? Hope Hit gets inspiration when we demonstrate it when we get back.
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Altering your stance you raise them in a familiar manner which Cabba seems to notice nervously.
"Uh-oh."

"You know this..."
You observe.

"The question is: Can you do it?"

"I don't know. I guess we'll just have to wait and see."
As you let out a smile your body begins to vibrate and shimmer before you disappear and Cabba puts up his guard.

Making a sharp descent you now fly upwards and towards your target. Inside the Saiyan boys eyes you see just a tinge of fear as you approach him with arms spread quite far apart. You have no clue why but the different stance does make it easier to do a time-skip. As you prepare your next attack you spread your fingers a bit more apart, which improves your efficiency by an additional 5%.

As you pull back your leg for a powerful kick Cabba aims his guard downward to intercept but finds your body flickering before the angle of the kick completely changes and you strike him in the side. The psychic energy enters his body and its kinetic energy sends him flying.

Lowering your stance you give your fist a few test squeezes.
"Interesting. I have no idea why this works but it does."

Meanwhile Cabba hisses in pain as he reaches for his side.
"Owowow! Okay I get the picture!
You definitely can do it! Man... how long was that?"

"I believe one twentieth of a second.
Kinda hard to count something so small though..."

"At these speeds that might as well be an eternity.
I couldn't even start predicting your movements..."

"Yeah..."
You respond while panting.
"But I'm already beat. I can't keep this up any longer.
And if I made just one mistake I'd be toast."

"Yeah but if you didn't... I'd be the one on the ground.
Sadly I'm no match for Hits techniques. No wonder even the gods of destruction fear him."

"Really?!"

"Oh yes. Supposedly Hit can hurt even lord Champa. Just don't let him hear this.
In fact... As far as I know there is only one person these techniques don't really work on.
Or... at least Hit can't land them on him."
>>
As you fly down to the ground before things get too out of control Cabba starts inquiring you about the nature of the time-skip.
"By the way, how come changing your stance lets you stop time longer?"

"I don't know...
But it feels almost like my arms act as amplifiers or something.
It's really weird."

Landing you are approached by King Sadala who seems to be pretty astonished by your performance.
"Incredible! You actually managed to stand your ground against Cabba!
And what speed you possess! I could hardly keep track of your movements!"

But as you are showered with praise and rub the back of your head in embarrassment suddenly a new figure jumps out from the shadows, pointing a finger at you and shouting angrily.
"Okay... what was that?!"

"E-Excuse you?"

Azuki stomps over to you.
"You barely stood your ground one second then DOMINATED it the next!
Father! Don't tell me this isn't fishy to you!"

"P-Princess! You can't be serious!
Eric is a friend of mine! I assure you he's a good man-"

"So what? Am I supposed to believe YOU now?
Okay... then tell me. How come you were fighting all out against this alien yet it looks like you aren't worried the slightest?!
I know from experience you're hiding something! Out with it!"

You stare at this display in utter awe. Not only is this girl who's not even in line to the throne bossing around everyone like that but the others are apparently tolerating this. At least King Sadala looks like he's about to give her a piece of his mind but still...

>Are you just going to take this Cabba?
>Remain silent and let the king handle this
>Pull out the Champa card
>Other?
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>>3267874
>Remain silent and let the king handle this
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>>3267874
>Remain silent and let the king handle this

But support Cabba if he speaks out.
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>>3267874
>Remain silent and let the king handle this
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>>3267882

Support
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>>3267874
>>Remain silent and let the king handle this
We have no time for disrespectful saiyan THOTs.
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>>3267874
>other
>why would he be worried? It's just a friendly spar. Not like we were fighting to maim each other or something.
>>
On the bright side we didn't pressure point a tail on to Cabba so that's a plus.
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>Are you just going to take this Cabba?

It's about time SS goes public. It's their super special power up after all.
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>>3267882
Support. He decides but we support him either way.
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>>3267909
Lets try and keep that quiet for now.
It might lead to some crazy shifts in saiyan society.
Also no super saiyan bargain sale please. Vegeta will be upset.
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>>3267918
I think it would be useful to be realised to public... Just not now so Cabba can train up the royals to make sure the pillar of their society stands tall.
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Playing the part of it wins

>writing
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>>3267929
I guess switching got I realised I'm too hasty.

Switching to >>3267874
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You pocket your hands and quietly withdraw yourself from this conversation and let King Sadala handle it.
"Azuki-"
He begins.
"I understand your frustration. Your anger over not being able to inherit the throne as my eldest child, the fact that you also lost your friend Cabba to the Sadala Force. But that doesn't justify being rude to strangers."

"But father!"

"No buts... Look my sweet.
Cabba got stronger than you, that's true. He left to join the army, that's also true.
But he is still your friend. And this man is his. He offered to help Cabba and us with this very important mission.
They are both good people, of that I can assure you. So you're only doing a disservice to yourself by not treating them appropriately. You may not be the one to be the next ruler. But you must still carry yourself with a certain dignity. I hope you understand that."

"I... But!
...
Tch! Let's go Caya! We're going hunting!
These crusty geezers can jerk each other off for all I care!"

"Kay!"
Her little sister jumps up as Azuki stomps away in anger.
"Don't worry Cabba! Sis is just flustered because you were so cool up there!
She'll come around!"
Then she turns to you.
"And thanks for the food! It was really delicious!"

With that the two of them disappear and you are left wondering what the hell just transpired.
>>
Later as you're packing a big cargo hauler full of stuff for your mission you find yourself having small talk with the Saiyan boy.
"Seriously... what's with Saiyans and food? Why are you all so obsessed with eating?"

"It's not that we're obsessed. We just can't really cook. Hahaha!
Our greatest culinary achievement is putting salt on meat!"

"That's sad...
Anyway, how did become friends with a girl like that?"

"It's not that I became friends with her, she decided she's my friend at one point. You see we grew up together.
She was always adventurous and visited to hang out with us lower class kids often. There she realized she enjoys using me as a punching bag and the rest is history."

Once you packed the last of the supplies you needed you are approached by King Sadala himself who hands you a case.
"Here you go young man. Our scientists prepared these just for you.
Inside you'll find one of the Tuffle scouters which we modified so it's safe to handle, a top of the line rebreather as well as a protective outfit. I hope you won't need it."

"T-Thank you your majesty. You honor me with your gift."

"Now before you take off I must warn you. No matter what you see down on that foul planet, do not let it dissuade you.
The Tuffles are a deceptive and vile race of pure evil. They'll try their best to hide this from you.
Be ever vigilant!"

You then see King Sadala motion towards some of the workers who then bring something you have no clue about onboard.
Cabba seems to be REALLY freaked out just by looking at it.
"M-My liege! Is that a-"

"A bomb.
If detonated within a planets atmosphere it will wipe it clean of life."

"I-Is this our plan A or plan B?"
You ask him.

"It's just insurance."

Cabba then bumps his elbow into your side and quietly starts asking you about this, stating he isn't sure about nuking planet Plant.

>Obviously we'll toss it out the airlock!
>I'm... not comfortable with the idea. But it won't hurt to keep it around
>Other?
>>
Ah, Tsundere Saiyans, how cute.
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>>3268002
>>Obviously we'll toss it out the airlock!
Destroying planets is our boss's territory.
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>>3268002
Cabba could probably Vegeta the planet from space if he tried to. So if we need to, Cabba can just do it instead.
>Obviously we'll toss it out the airlock!
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>>3268002
>Obviously we'll toss it out the airlock!
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>>3268002
>I'm not too sure on throwing bombs into the void of space, we should jettison it into the sun if we don't want it.
Gives me an idea though, is the tuffles tech weak to EMPs?
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>>3268002
>I'm... not comfortable with the idea. But it won't hurt to keep it around

There's probably a reason why simply blowing up the planet hasn't been done anons.
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>>3268016
This desu. Launching a planet annihilating explosive into space sounds like a terrible idea.
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>>3268002
>>I'm... not comfortable with the idea. But it won't hurt to keep it around

Sometimes a last resort is all you got.
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>>3268019
Actually yeah, if Sadala thinks we'll need insurance then it can't hurt.
Besides, we have the bluff of "I set a virus bomb up to a deadmans switch"
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>>3268032
>>3268016
>>3268002
Officially Changing my vote to
>I'm... not comfortable with the idea. But it won't hurt to keep it around
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>>3268002
>Destroying planets is the boss's job, and I don't think he'd be too happy to hear I'm doing it without his permission.
>Tossing a bomb out into the void where any chucklefuck could stumble across isn't a good idea either, so let's keep it around till we have a better idea.
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>>3268002
>>I'm... not comfortable with the idea. But it won't hurt to keep it around
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>>3268002
>>I'm... not comfortable with the idea. But it won't hurt to keep it around
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>>3268039
The planet itself isn't being blown up though.
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>>3268045
I'm pretty sure annihilating all life on it is close enough to possibly upset Champa, and I'd rather avoid that if possible.
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>>3268047
Eh, I doubt it will matter much to him, it's not like High PL's don't blow up planets all the time anyway. Plus, if he does get pissed, we'll just make him some Ice-Cream or somethin.
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>>3268049
I mean, it happens for sure. But those people don't work for him. But yeah, worst case we can likely placate him with food.
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Oh, okay.
Keeping the bomb it is.
Boy Eric is going to have a nervous breakdown from this

>writing
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>>3268056
I mean, it's better than having it floating in the void of space where any random jackass can find it.
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>>3268083
Well I meant it more like "Eric once got blown up by a nuke so now he has a phobia of bombs"
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>>3268083
I really don't want to have to use the bomb. Even if these Tuffles are as violent as U7 Saiyans there are still non violent ones.
It's a worst worse case scenario deal, for if the tuffles did an evil hivemind thing or if we get captured we can bluff with "you fool, if I don't input my verification code into my VIRUS BOMB every so often it's "kaboom" to this planet!"
Or whatever
Don't use it unless we 100 percent have to.
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You swallow nervously.
"I don't like it either but... let's just keep it around.
Maybe after the mission we can toss it into a star or something."

Letting the other Saiyans load the weapon of mass destruction onto the ship you bid adieu to the king and took off. Giving the bomb a nervous glance roughly every five second you start going over the mission with Cabba.
"Soooo... here. This is your backstory.
Make sure to memorize it."

"Uh-huh cool.
...
Oooooh I like this! I get to be the cool and collected enforcer!"

"But you're always cool Eric."

"Cabba, you're a tool but I like you!"
As you carefully read your new "background" you also go over your new gear and put on the pieces one by one.
"Nobody cared who I was 'till I put on the mask!"

"I get the feeling you're referencing something but I don't get it."
He takes a moment to pause and look at you.
"Oh cool! Black armor mesh! It's not as strong as our bodyarmor but it's more flexible."

"Skintight bodysuit, check. Weird pointy boots, check. Gloves, check. Scouter, check check.
So you sure they can't tap into this thing?"

"Absolutely. I mean... they probably can tell when you are using it but they won't be able to listen in on you.
So we can talk freely. Basically while you do the ground work down there I'll be your operator up here.
Oh and... just so you know you might bump into some resistance due to looking like a Saiyan."

"Honestly I'm used to that by now.
But seriously, what's your beef with these guys? I get that they're evil but I'm sensing a mutual hate boner here.
You previously mentioned how you wanted to blow them up and now your king gave us a bomb saying: By the way if you fuck up feel free to go all kamikaze on this bitch.
That's a bit more than being cautious..."

"Y-You don't understand."
Cabba pauses for dramatic effect.
"Back when the Tuffles began their conquest of the universe the Saiyans were the first ones they subjugated due to our warrior heritage. They collared our ancestors like animals and shocked them whenever they didn't behave.
Luckily the Tuffles were a bit too fond of torturing us so soon enough my people grew too strong thanks to our adaptive biology and managed to overthrew their masters. Since then the Saiyans and Tuffles were natural enemies of each other."
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>>3268089
Well he's going to have to suck it up considering he's on his way to being strong enough to blow up planets himself.
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>>3268111
>on the way
We're already there probably, we just use precise attacks so we might not realise it yet.
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After a few hours of traveling however you arrive at your destination.
"Here we are. Planet Plant."

You walk up to the screen and your eyes open wide as you see the pitch black planet before you.
"What the-"

"The planet has long since been unable to sustain life. Natural life that is.
Seriously, don't take off that rebreather."

"Way ahead of you!"
You say as you superglue the thing to your face.

"Oh and... here."
Cabba hands you a blaster.
"You'll need this for your act. Just... don't let them figure out your powerlevel, okay?
I'll try to keep in touch and help you as much as I can."

You swallow nervously as you step into the smaller ship docked within this one and prepare to make planetfall. Cabba was not exaggerating when he said the planet is inhospitable. The pitch blackness caused by an ever present layer of pollution is only barely illuminated by the planet wide city as it seemingly has no street lights to speak of, with the mechanically aided vision of the Tuffles rendering it useless.

Slowly and carefully flying through a hole in the blockade you follow the coordinates given to the Saiyans by the criminals and land on what seems to be a landing pad of sorts. Looking out the window you see a long line of "people" marching and lining up in front of your ship.

"Well... here goes."
You take a step for the ramp and as the thing opens up you think over your lines but realize you forgot them.
In a fit of panic you attempt to recall how it was but come up with nothing.
"Oh shit! Oh shit!"

>Try to play it calm and collected.
>Step out and start pretending you're a goofball.
>Tell the Tuffles that you're here to do business and either they'll like it or they can get bent
>Other?
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>>3268192
>Try to play it calm and collected.
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>>3268192
>Try to play it calm and collected.
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>>3268192
>attempt to channel Bane whilst remaining calm and collected
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>>3268192
>Try to play it calm and collected
Maybe try to sneak a "Line!" into a cough and hope Cabba catches on.
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>>3268192
>Tell the Tuffles that you're here to do business and either they'll like it or they can get bent
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>writing
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You raise your fists to roughly the height of your chest and grab onto your new bodysuit, trying to channel as much big dick energy as possible without revealing how much you're compensating for your lack of balls right now.
As the ramp hits the ground you walk down as the Tuffles aim their mechanical arms at you.

"You made a big mistake in coming here Saiyan."
One of them speaks up in a heavily modulated, mechanical voice.
You slowly and cautiously look over them and see their bodies from neck to toe covered in metal and their scouters welded into their skulls.

"Not as big as yours. I fear."
You respond as you slowly walk up to him.

He activates his scouter and as the numbers start flashing on it his tone slightly changes from hostile to curious.
"Who are you?"

"I... am the seller.
I came... as per our agreement."

"You're late."

"There's been a... change in management."
You walk up so close to the mechanically augmented freakshows that you can see where the flesh ends and the machine begins. And vice versa.
"Our company went over a bit of reconstruction and as such our transactions had to be postponed.
But now I am here... and we can do business."
You point at the ship.
"My boss... like things clean. Since the deal has been struck already he'll honor it and so he brings you the agreed amount of raw materials. In exchange he'll take what you offered to his predecessor. However... if you want to do further trading... you'll need to convince me."

The alien then places a "hand" on your shoulder and you almost visibly recoil as the stench of rusty metal mixed with dried blood hits your nose. This guy must've been put together with spare parts.
"How about I give you a better offer?
We kill you... use you for biomass and take your ship.
Does that sound like a good deal to you?"
You start reaching for your blaster and the mechanical monster notices this.
"Go ahead. Do it. And you'll find every unit on this planet hunting you for the rest of your life."

"Oh I don't think so."
You raise the blaster to your own head and the Tuffle stops.
"Do you feel in charge? Well... Once I pull this trigger I'll be crashing this plane... with no survivors.
Anything happens to me, anything at all and you... and your entire miserable species will wither away and die. If not from the bomb then from a lack of resources. Now... let us trade."
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>>3268316
Holy shit Eric... You're a badass.
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"Who... are you?"
The machine hybrids ask.

"I am the one who'll judge if you are worth our time or not...
And I hope for your sake I'll be impressed."

Lights begin to flash in the eyes of the cyborg and several units appear with crates in hand and begin to exchange them with the ones you brought. After a brief scan the one proxy you communicate with responds to you.
"You've brought everything as per our agreement. With this the exchange has been concluded."
The rest of the Tuffles march back where they came from, leaving you with this borg reject.
"What would you be interested in? Weapons? Medicine? Bionics?"

"Everything..."
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Aaaaaand that's as far as I can go for today.

You know the drill by now
See y'all later
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>>3268349
Channel Bane, works every time. We have a repertoire of one liners and cool quotes we can use and nobody will ever pick up on it.
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You're a big guy.
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>>3268366
I wonder how scared Cabba is of us after our little display there.
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>>3268355

Thanks for running!
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>>3268355
Thanks for running, Not-Som.
the fire rises
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>>3268355
About how strong the king and his children?
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>>3268547
If we assume Cabba, Caulifla and Kale are just super prodigies (like us I guess) then Saiyan Saga Vegeta-ish?
If they are all just super strong then they could be anywhere on the scale.
I can't see them being incredibly strong though because Frost thought it was acceptable to stick to his first form.
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>>3268583
>>3268547
Cabba for reference is an elite warrior who rose up high enough from a low class ubringing to a trusted elite to the royalty, strong enough to both be a personal friend/student to the old SDF chief and be chosen by Champa to represent u6 in both tournaments. So by saiyan standards we know he's strong, assuming Caulifa and Kale around around the same lvl as him as upper tier fighters we could consider them all elites. On one hand I'm a bit hesitant to compare any u6 saiyan to saiyan saga Vegeta because he's explicitly said to be an elite that broke every record in history in the canon broly movie, and as an elite born to be so great that he surpassed his father, king Vegeta wbo was the strongest saiyan at the time, in his early adolescence. King Vegeta was said to be at 10,000 and no one else came close with elites like Nappa coming out anywhere between 2k to 6k.

On the other hand odds are Cabba and the girls are far stronger than they initially were in their first appearances because of attaining SS and implied to have trained all this time since.

Eric right now is currently comparable to Namej Vegeta, albeit pre zarbon'd. He was also capable of taking on Cabba in a head on fight at base form despite the physical power difference, even if psychic powers made the difference. I would say as far as base form goes, Cabba, Caulifa, and Kale are all around Zarbon's level right now, and likely weaker than Saiyan Saga Vegeta initially.

The royal family I'd would likely set as elites comparable to what's seen in u7, with the king and the kids likely anywhere between 6 to 12k. Of course then again Cabba's friendship with the princess likely involved a ton of sparring and training together in which case she could be stronger than that but she did lose her heir spot to her younger brother, implying he's stronger.
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>>3268641
Nah we got a little stronger since then, last time QM was asked we ranked at basically Vegeta when he was against Recoome.
Strong enough that there's a very slim chance of us beating the second weakest of the Ginyu Force.
Also that's majorly lowballing the 3 of the saiyans.
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>>3268656
Oh right. Still not too different from what I said in the other post. I still think Cabba likely wasn't stronger than saiyan saga vegeta initially and with Eric being stronger in mind I'd say Cabba is probably at burter's level then, counting just base form.
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>>3268793
Also keep in mind that you've been explicitly trained in a style that let's you tackle foes much, much stronger than yourself like Hit could pose a threat to god level opponents.

Power levels lost their meaning already and when someone asks "how strong are we" that's exactly what I give, raw stats
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>>3269963
So we shouldn't be asking "how strong are we?" But "who's the strongest person we can defeat?".
Timeskip really is powerful.
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>>3270018
It better be, you're stopping fucking time
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>>3270072
*dies*
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>>3262262
CHAD FORCE

Also Vados a cute
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>>3270155
Also why are their Tuffles yellow?
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>>3270158
I wouldn't be surprised if it's some sort of a weird spray tan.
Honestly, fuck Universe 2

The only good thing I can say about them is that they took erasure like champs but that's about it
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>>3270155
I don't think that's a tuffle, juzt a reference like that not!cell in the tournament
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>>3270280
I think that's a confirmed Tuffle.
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>>3270155

And as for the "why" of the matter...
It seems like there are a lot of multiverse wide species.
Perhaps the Supreme Kais don't really "make" the mortal races but browse from a catalog and just... insert whatever species they think would be a good addition to their universe?
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>>3270386
That makes sense.
So there might be other Tuffles/Humans/Saiyans in different universes but just not on twin planets?
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>>3270407
I kind of hope not to be honest. That would be a waste of different universes, just rehashing the same shit. I like to think it's not necessarily that the Kai choose the species, there's just enough overlap in the conditions surrounding a livable planet, that a handful of species can be seen popping up in 2 or 3 universe instead of just the one. Any more than that is too much.
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>>3270430
Wat.
The Kaioshin, being Gods of Creation, have the responsibility of creating planets and populating them with life.
It might not be a magical multiverse catalogue (which it might be, who knows?) But it's not like they just make barren rocks and life suddenly appears on them.
Also this is Dragonball, we've had Frieza rehashed like 20 times.
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>>3270453
>Dragonball, we've had Frieza rehashed like 20 times.
>Implying most people don't have a problem with that
Just because they do it all time in canon doesnt make it ok. It's one of the biggest issues with the writing that people complain about.
>But it's not like they just make barren rocks and life suddenly appears on them
Maybe not exactly but that's what it seems like they do more or less. Take a barren planet, seed it with organims capable or surviving, wait and see what it makes, don't do anything more than observe at that point. That's all the Kai do.
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The Kai's probably crib of each other's ideas all the time, explaining the identical species.
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>>3270999
Kaioshin do appear to be super fucking lazy so that might not be too far from the truth.
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>>3270999
Trips confirm.
And yes, this is probably the best explanation of the situation. I mean there is at least one universe which appears to be completely unique and it's the one with the NERD kaioshin
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>>3271425
That whole universe feels like the "what if the rest of the universe went the Gero/tuffle way and went full tech mastery" route.
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>>3270407
There are tuffles in Universes 6, 7 and 2 if I remember right. That's just what's confirmed between all the official shit.
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>>3271568
The rest of the multiverse confirmed shit tier at science compared to one pissed off old man.
Oh right and also Bulma, who builds a god damn time machine by herself in the post apocalypse.
Humans > Tuffles in tech.
Maybe Raichi should have built a time machine instead of a ghost machine.
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>>3271739
>The rest of the multiverse confirmed shit tier at science compared to one pissed off old man.
>Oh right and also Bulma
Don't remind me. She probably could have grabbed a Capsule-ized lab and supplies and gone into the hyperbolic time chamber to cyberize any of the humans once they had Gero's notes after raiding his labs.
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>>3271709
Going further in this, planet plant is confirmed to exist in 2,6, and 7 with possibly the saiyans and tuffles existing in all three. So apprently the major differences are the Tuffles exist in 2, the Saiyans in 6 with the tuffles imprisioned on their planet to die slowly, and both are all but destroyed in 7. Though how do the plantations fit into this I wonder. It would be ironic if the tuffles had invaded and genocided the natives before the saiyans ever even set foot on planet Vegeta.
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>>3271762
I think the cast would've declined the offer had she made it to any of them except maybe Yamcha.
She could probably have made a mech suit/power armour for herself though.
she should have fixed the time machine to have Trunks in the ToP. Couldn't she just use the Dragonballs?
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>>3271828
>I think the cast would've declined the offer had she made it to any of them except maybe Yamcha.
"Good news guys, I've cracked Gero's code and can probably cyberize at least one of you in time for the Cell Games! Any volunteers?"
"Sorry Bulma, but as dedicated martial artists we're going to do this the old-fashioned way - right guys?!"
"YEAH!!!"
"But we ALWAYS just let Goku beat the bad guy!"
"Bulma that's not what we-"
"Stop kidding yourselves."
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>>3271906
The android enhancements lets a human compete with God-tier enemies if they train enough.
Also, infinite stamina means you can keep spamming your strongest attacks and defenses. (17 spamming those tri beams and shielding every couple of seconds.)
Doctor Gero, if left alive, would have been smart enough to make God-Tier Androids just from observing with his bug cameras.
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>>3271906
Look if any of Goku's chucklefuck retard friends wanted to be taken even halfway seriously they'd have learnt the Kaioken.
They are all dumb. Tien (especially Tien because Tao) and Krillin would definitely refuse. Roshi also refuses if asked.
Piccolo is a namekian so even if he said "ok" he'd probably be impossible to convert with the notes she has.
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>>3271925
Dr Gero's Computer can make 21.
Even his PC makes the rest of the multiverse look like chumps.
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>>3271926
>Look if any of Goku's chucklefuck retard friends wanted to be taken even halfway seriously they'd have learnt the Kaioken.
Heaven forbid they think to do both.
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>>3271906
I dunno, Gero had to go through a lot of failed experiments to make 17 and 18.

Bulma may be smarter as a whole, but Gero seems to be better than her at bioengineering and combat-focused creations.
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>>3272282
I think Gero could probably beat anyone with preparation if he just used android 16s suicide bombing considering it would have destroyed perfect cell.
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doesn't pilaf know more than bulma? i thought he fixed her shit because it was dumb
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk
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>>3272638
what the fuck.
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>>3272638
Good for you, now either get back to DB quest or fuck off you bum
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>>3272638
Who are you? I vaigly remember some subpar QM or somthing with your name.
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>>3272638
Oh, son of a bitch. I guess bad weeds do never die.
Not-Som, meet your namesake.
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>>3272638
Out.
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>>3272638
Ah the prodigal hack has appeared
>>>/out/
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After sufficiently reminding the Tuffles that they used to be human you hear a faint little "beep" coming from your scouter, signaling you about an incoming transmission.
"Holy shit..."

You try your best to ignore Cabba and focus intently on the Tuffle in front of you.
"Let's not stand on ceremony here Mr Tuffle..."
Taking a few steps forward you allow the mechanical monster to lead you further into the city.

"Wondrous little things, aren't they?"
It asks.
"Instantaneous communication across galaxies, the ability to gauge someones power at the press of a button.
And it all fits over one eye..."

>Do you always talk this much?
>Yes... it is most impressive (praise)
>You put too much faith in your machines (mock him)
>Other
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>>3273416
>Yes... it is most impressive.
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>>3273416
>Yes... it is most impressive (praise)
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>>3273416
>Yes... it is most impressive (praise)
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Trying to butter up the cold, unfeeling, uncaring machines it is

>writing
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>>3273485
There's nothing robots like more than compliments. Trust me, I read it on the internet.
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"Yes... Most impressive."
You proceed to turn on the scanner function of the scouter while trying your best to not ridicule the terminator over there for believing these things are a reliable way to gauge someones power.
"I especially like the feature which shows the snipers trained on me."

"Can't have too many precautions.
By the way, who are you in contact with?"

"None of your business.
Just know that if I disappear people will know.
Can't have too many precautions..."

The semi dead muscles which went unused for probably decades curl into a smile on the Tuffles face. The worst part is that you don't know if it's a genuine reaction or if it's a show it's putting on for you. And you don't know which would be worse.
As he leads you through the various corridors you start pondering the "how"s and the "why"s of the scouter.
The idea seems to be solid: Measure an individuals ki to gauge their power and formulate your strategy based on it.
Intel is power after all.

But it seems to lack the... finesse of flesh and blood. This is a machine and as such it sees the world in numbers. Unfortunately battle is compromised of many other factors, much of which can't be quantified. The human element, the bane of all calculators.

As you wonder just how telling the scouters design is of its creator however you find yourself startled as a body crashes in front of you. Looking down you see that it's the mangled body of a child, still twitching. It's impossible to tell which parts of her are intentionally put there and which were the result of her rough landing.

"Another one..."
Your guide speaks up.

"Are these common?"
You ask it and the machine man points up.
Looking upwards to the towering skyscrapers whose tops are buried in black smoke clouds you see the reason for why this would be a regular thing.
"There are no railings?!"

"No... It's pointless.
If a unit steps off its designated path its a sign of a malfunction and as such wasting resources on their safekeeping is meaningless."

"Where is it going?"
You ask him as what remains of the little girls body begins to crawl with what little strength is left in her.

"Reprocessing..."

"Flesh into biomass, mechanics into spare parts..."

"Correct.
You seem to understand us well."

"I just have good imagination."
You respond.
"And you are quite predictable."
You then follow up with a whisper.

>Take pity on the thing and kill it
>Carry it where it needs to
>Leave without a word
>Other?
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>>3273520
>Leave without a word
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>>3273520
>Carry it where it needs to
God damn kids
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>>3273520
>leave without a word
Man this place sucks.
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>>3273520
>Leave without a word

We're gonna have some major nightmares once we get back home.
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>>3273520
Leave without a word
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>>3272936
>>3272930
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>>3273537
Som don't make me get the salt!
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Time to hold in the pain

>writing
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>>3273537
If you're gonna post anyway you might as well participate
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For a moment your eyes linger on the scene as the little girl extends one arm and pulls herself forward, leaking various fluids as she does so. Finally you manage to avert your attention and resume your walk, your guide more than happy to keep on leading you.

You continue your journey through the bowels of the city and really get to take in the scenery... or the lack of it. Walking through uncomfortably designed hallways barely large enough to fit a person you are lead into what the Tuffle calls their research and manufacturing complex.

Inside you are greeted to a series of conveyor belts which are performing their tasks endlessly. But to your surprise they aren't making just one thing, seemingly the automated factory is capable of adjusting itself on the spot and creates whatever is the next most necessary thing on its long list.

"Here we can produce whatever is necessary for our continued existence as well as our future expansion, once we manage to break out of the Saiyans blockade. Tell me, what would most interest your employer?"

You start thinking things through and try to recall your mission.
The ultimate goal is to sabotage the Tuffles as much as possible to counteract whatever advantage they may have gotten from their deal with planet Smog. And to do that you must focus on what's most crucial for them.

>How do you hope to stand up to the Saiyans? I assume you have weapons and armor capable of contending with them
>Does this facility also produce your medicine?
>I'm more interested in how you're made into... whatever you are
>Other?
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>>3273572
>How do you hope to stand up to the Saiyans? I assume you have weapons and armor capable of contending with them
The cyborg process is important for sure but taking a look at their weaponry seems like best approach, plus it would fit most with our gangster cover story.
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>>3273572
>How do you hope to stand up to the Saiyans? I assume you have weapons and armor capable of contending with them
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>>3273572
>How do you hope to stand up to the Saiyans? I assume you have weapons and armor capable of contending with them
Say we're interested because the SDF has recently gone after a few of our warehouses and the Boss wants to take revenge.
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>>3273586
Oh I like this!
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>How do you hope to stand up to the Saiyans? I assume you have weapons and armor capable of contending with them
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

Uh-huh.
Weapons it is

QM rollin'

>writing
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>>3273617
PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFTHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
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>>3273621
Fuck, do they only have basic pew pew guns and broken down ships?
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>>3273621
what did he mean by this
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"My boss... had an unfortunate run-in with the Saiyans.
They raided one of our warehouses and now he's looking into ways of combating them.
I assume you have such things. Weapons, capable of standing up to the Sadala Defense Force."

"Yeeeees."
The mechanical voicebox of the Tuffle cracks as he eagerly responds.
He begins leading you into a more secluded area of the facility where they are doing stress tests and quality control on the weapons they produce.
"We are delighted to see that our new client is more... open minded than the last one.
We offered our weapons in exchange for more materials but he refused... Too risky they said.
Thought the Saiyans would quickly find out about them. Fool.
If he had our weapons he'd not need to fear those monkeys!"

Inside the room you find large cube like constructs upon which the freshly minted armaments are laid out, ready for testing.
Beyond them is a long hallway at the end of which you see the outlines of Saiyans painted onto thick walls. No target dummies to speak of. Stepping up to one of them the Tuffle slips an arm cannon on saying something about it not being fit for your hands.
Taking aim he presses the button on the blaster and it shoots out a glob of plasma at its intended target, kicking up a bit of dust as it lands.

"Impressive isn't it?
It has both a rapid fire and high impact modes as well as an inexhaustible power supply."

"How "high impact" are we talking about?"
You ask him as you realize you could chuck a similar if not outright stronger ki blast right now.

Grinning the Tuffle switches the firing mode with a button and then begins charging up his next attack.
This time it comes out as a beam and it creates little to no upheaval to speak of. It's just a laser beam which neatly penetrated the concrete wall.

Reaching for your scouter as you hear an audible "click" you listen for Cabbas instructions.
"I-Is this a joke?"
He asks.
"These look exactly like last generation blasters!"

Looking up from your communicator you speak to the Tuffle.
"Are you holding out on me?
I thought you're selling me top of the line products... not some second hand toys!"
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>>3273665
Well they were under blockade for Al long time so it's understandable that they are disconnected from general tech lvl in universe.
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The face of the Tuffle starts to get all wrinkly in his frustration.
"You dare mock the glory of Tuffle engineering?"

"Mock? That blaster is a mockery in and of itself."
You withdraw your blaster and take aim at the same target and pull the trigger on it. The beam shoots out and it does an almost exact copy of the hole the Tuffle just made.
"See? A handgun can match the performance of your rifle!
Now... is that all you have?"

"Grrrrr... Fine!"
His voice echoes with mechanical rage as he picks up a more traditional looking, black rifle.
"This carbine is our latest model! Its firepower is unmatched!
And there is no defense against it safe for our own multicore, carapace shields!"

He then proceeds to fire the rifle, demonstrating its burst fire, semi auto and full auto modes. Once he's done he opens up the chamber and lets the weapon vent heat, stating that this is the only thing limiting its destructive capacity.
"Even then, if the need arises the weapon is capable of reaching its maximum heat level with one focused bolt.
That alone is capable of taking out heavily armored vehicles, let alone a few monkeys!"

You reach for your scouter and ask for feedback.
"W-Well... that certainly looks dangerous."
Cabba says.
"But it's not like most Saiyans couldn't just swat it away!"

Nodding but only to notify the Tuffle you return your attention to him and grin.
It looks like they are in a bad situation. Far worse than what Sadala expected. In fact those resources they got probably served more as relief than anything else.

>They are in a tight spot. Time to start squeezing them
>Ask him how much they know about the state of the universe
>Tell him that this exchange is over and silently walk out
>Other?
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>>3273697
>They are in a tight spot. Time to start squeezing them
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>>3273697
>Hmmm. Very well, but in order to make sure what we pay is worth it, my boss will need more. Now tell me, how exactly do you create *motion to their cybernetics* this.
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>>3273715
Supporting
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>>3273708
Switching to
>>3273715
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>>3273715
Support
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'kay
>>3273715
wins

Now roll 1d20 to see how desperate they can get
DC: 9 Crit: 13

>writing
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3273766
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3273766
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3273766
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3273766
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>>3273774
>>3273778
>>3273779
6 1's
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

Hmmmm... not quite
This is gonna need some more work

QM rollin' again
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Either their doing just fine (8) in cybernetics or they have bit of trouble (11) but not nearly as much as with the guns.
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>>3273784
As it stands they are doing better.
But that's not saying much
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>>3273790
It's a wonder their doing as good as they are with them being cut off on a planet with close to no resources. Frankly it's a miracle they are only one generation behind when their are basicly compeating with whole universes progress while being cut off from rest of it. If they got hands on resources and some papers on newest science discoveries they would prove their reputation true. Alas it's not to bee.
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"Hmmm. Very well, but in order to make sure what we pay is worth it, my boss will need more. Now tell me, how exactly do you create *motion to their cybernetics* this!"

The half machine creature looks at you and judging by his extended stare, he's most definitely scanning you right now.
His frustration though hard to make out through his artificial coldness is becoming quite apparent.
He mulls over his options, realizing he failed to impress you with his little demonstration his shoulders fall in defeat.
"As you wish...
Come with me."

The man then leads you through more claustrophobic corridors and into a room which reminds you of the Matrix movies and not in a good way. Series of tubes run along the floor, walls and even the ceiling connecting to several glass pods filled with some sort of transparent fluid. Inside are the infant Tuffle fetuses floating around, their bodies already altered to some degree.

"Here's where we cultivate our next generations. The culture fluid you see here-"

"Is the liquefied remains of your dead fed intravenously to your young."

"Yeees... very observant.
Our planets biosphere has long died out, what little life grows on it is manufactured by us.
Various types of insects for protein and vegetables for minerals and vitamins to feed our biological components."
He steps over to one of the tubes where the Tuffle babies float peacefully.
"Enhancements begin early in development which will serve as the foundation for future augmentation.
Small chips which regulate growth, neural amplifiers and basic implants which will link the nervous system with future upgrades."

"Is it possible to install one of these post birth?
Or is the procedure deadly?"

"It is possible though more costly and has a higher risk of rejection."

"So the body can reject it..."

"In rare cases.
The implants were originally purely mechanical but now there are biological components which aid the integration.
Unfortunately I can tell you no more of the process as I don't have access to such information.
However I requested a unit with high enough clearance."

Suddenly you hear the sound of steps echoing through the metal corridor and in comes a Tuffle which looks... different.
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His skin is blue, suggesting a more thorough decomposition as he has many, MANY more subdermal implants than the common drone.
He also appears to be cleaner and wearing some sort of a lab coat.
Probably due to his work demanding sterilizations to handle the "newborns".

"I am Unit #1239412.
But for your convenience you can call me Lychee."

You hear a gasp coming from your scouter.
"Careful Eric! That Tuffle is a known war criminal from before the Tuffle War!"

"I've served my kind for generations now and oversaw the growth of our augmentation project.
The creation of the Tuffle Superconsciousness is also one of my inventions."

"Superconsciousness?"

"Yes...
The governing body of our species born when we connected our minds. A manifestation of every Tuffles subconscious fused into one."

"So not a true hivemind..."

"I see you are very knowledgeable for a mere grunt.
Yes. That is correct. Each Tuffle retains their individuality, however we've come together as a species and accepted that our individual goals and desires are only secondary compared to the betterment of our species.
The Superconsciousness helps us shed our individualism and surrender ourselves to the greater good!"

You turn to the tubemen and peer into the transparent liquid illuminated by green lights.
"And these infants? Are they plugged in as well?"

"Yes...
The melded consciousness allows us to access the knowledge and memories of other Tuffles, enabling us to share information at an unprecedented pace.
When they are released from the pods the newly born Tuffle children already possess all the necessary knowledge they need to perform their tasks. Or if not, they can access it any time."
The Tuffle scientist then smiles.
"So... Is this sufficiently impressive?"

You look at the scientist for a moment. His high position amongst the Tuffles as an intellectual may allow him better augments but he's the same on the inside as these lowly drones.
"How about physical capabilities?
How would the average Tuffle fare against a Saiyan in close quarters combat?"

"Thanks to our augments we've shed the shackles and limits of biology.
Our subdermal armor coupled with the self repair systems allows us to withstand blows even from Elite Saiyan warriors.
And with our linked minds we can share combat data amongst units.
So even with our inferior strength we can overcome any obstacle!"

>And yet... you lost. Personally I don't see how you could stand up to the Saiyans, let alone the universe with just this
>Talk is cheap. I want results. Give me a demonstration and I'll believe you
>I want one...
>Other?
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>>3273878
>Talk is cheap. I want results. Give me a demonstration and I'll believe you.
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>>3273878
>Talk is cheap. I want results. Give me a demonstration and I'll believe you
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>>3273878
>>Talk is cheap. I want results. Give me a demonstration and I'll believe you
I wonder if they'd let us trade resources for a Neo Machine Mutant.
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>>Talk is cheap. I want results. Give me a demonstration and I'll believe you
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>>3273878
>>Talk is cheap. I want results. Give me a demonstration and I'll believe you
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>>3273878
>Talk is cheap. I want results. Give me a demonstration and I'll believe you

>Rest assured of continued business however

We used the stick, now we need to give a bit of carrot
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>>3273878
>>Talk is cheap. I want results. Give me a demonstration and I'll believe you
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