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You are Alabaster Soliloquy, weeaboo inseminator and inseminator of weeaboos.

PREVIOUSLY:
-You told Less Filling Rose about your uncomfortable encounter with a girl you believe to be Camelia, who is posing as Great Taste Rose's little sister.
-Rose: Origins showed you video evidence to the contrary -- the Camelia who killed Darkbloom isn't the same girl you remember. So what's more likely: you're wrong, or reality is wrong?
-A diversion with Whitney where you had some fun on Alex and Ro1e took your mind off things for the moment.
-You met with Galatea and did your usual ritual of seeing eye to eye, so to speak: your ocular implants have a bizarre mirror-reflected-in-a-mirror effect when you focus them on each other. The result is a dizzying high.
-You brought Galatea to the hospital where Cerise is in a coma, so she could help Dr. Carte wake her up. The operation was an unmitigated failure.
-Meanwhile, Whitney's presentation to the most powerful people in the tech world was a bust, and yet another attempt to save Darkbloom Analytics -- by monetizing a safeguard against Sand Reckoner -- is DOA.
-You hung out with Whitney and the actress playing her in a film, for some... interesting repartee in a hot tub.
-You went on a date with Rose mk 2. The goal: use her to get close enough to her sister to figure out the truth.
-The result: you fucked Rose二 in a karaoke booth. Sho ga nai.
-But it was not for naught. Her supposed sister, Amber, picked the two of you up afterwards. Her behavior and personality is exactly in line with the Camelia you remember.
-At Rose2's house, you snooped in Amber's room, and got caught; then, oh yeah, you saw your mother -- who's been dead for more than five years.
-Without having time to process that, you got news that your sister is suddenly waking up from her coma.

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Episode 1 ("New Game!!!"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3207742

Episode 2 ("L.A. Blue Girl"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3227871

Season 1 Index: https://pastebin.com/u/DirtyCeriseFaggot
Season 2 Index: https://pastebin.com/iDiki7kt
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CeriseSoliloquy
Fan Wiki: https://fquest.miraheze.org
Smut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/u/CeriseSoliloquy (content not allowed on /qst/ will go here)

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AND NOW, EPISODE 3 OF FUCK QUEST:
Food Wars! Shokugeki no Mama
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>>3248193
First for Rose2!
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First for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Let's begin the Cake War.
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>>3248193
FIRST FOR ALL THE BEST GIRLS
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First for incest triumvirate!
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I can't wait for
>Roll to see how many people leave this dinner party mad
>13/13
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>>3248193
>Food Wars! Shokugeki no Mama
You. I like you
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>>3248193
First for Whitney being the smartest!
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Alex sits on a hilltop overlooking pastureland in wine country. The verdure is marred by an enormous white box, several stories tall and probably half a mile to a side. It's like a square tumor on the land.

Sable sits beside him. From her satchel, she hands him a sandwich covered in saran wrap. "You should have this. When was the last time you ate?"

He shrugs. "I'm not sure. A day or two ago, maybe... does that matter?"

"It does matter. You need to keep your strength up."

Sable pulls a sandwich out of the satchel for herself as well, unwraps it and begins to eat. For the first time, she says: "it's nice to see you again."

He warms to this, smiling, even blushing a little. He unwraps his sandwich, replying in kind: "I've missed you, too." But when he takes a bite, he makes a sour face and says: "What is this?"

"Pimento loaf with swiss" she says, mouth full and going for more anyway.

He swallows hard, with some difficulty. "It's... kind of gross," he says.

She is momentarily at a loss. What she finally comes up with is a defense of her choice for lunch on its merits: "Pimento loaf has many essential nutrients, and a unique flavor profile--"

"I can't say I'm a fan, sorry."

Now she tries an appeal to logical consistency. "You've -- eaten pimento loaf sandwiches with me in the past. You have never complained before..."

He stares into the middle distance, trying to recall. "I guess I have, huh... the truth is, I've always kind of thought it was gross."

Sable is not used to back-talk like this from the typically subordinate Alex. But she moves past it: "You should have said so. I wouldn't have made you suffer it if I knew you didn't like it."

He sets the sandwich down on the ground, atop the saran wrap as if he will come back for it, but both of them know he won't.
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>>3248193
>-The result: you fucked Rose二 in a karaoke booth. Sho ga nai.

Is that symbol after Rose a Japanese tally mark for 2?
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"What's the plan?" He asks.

She points at the giant building below them. "There are over 10,000 servers in that facility. It's a data center owned in whole by Darkbloom Analytics. Do you know how many facilities just like this one they operate?"

Alex nods. "40 or so."

"42. Plus the central nervous system underneath the campus."

"Don't tell me. You want to destroy them?"

"Precisely so. Camelia was a short-sighted, stupid little girl. She thought she could slay the beast by taking out the central hub. That's not how it works. You need to dismantle the entire thing, all at once. Incinerate it -- atomize it. Not a bit can remain."

"Why?" Alex breathes. "The data on Darkbloom's servers is the backbone of the Sand Reckoner platform -- this is your life's work."

"No, no, no -- no!" Sable shouts. "Sand Reckoner does not belong to the Darkbloom family! My life's work is not to make the Darkblooms into monarchs!"

"Then what?" He demands.

"It hinges on you," Sable says. "Everything. You'll finish Diogenes -- we'll make a new implant, one that merges the two platforms. Thesis, antithesis, synthesis."

Alex frowns in frustration. "You make absolutely no sense when you get like this, Ms. Guiteau."

"Sand Reckoner belongs to the people. When it's finished, it won't need servers to work -- it won't need the Darkblooms, it won't need gatekeepers. It will become an interconnected network of humans, that's how it will work. With no one controlling it."

"Okay. And when we blow up all these servers, what happens to Alabaster Soliloquy? Or his sister-- and Whitney..."

Sable rolls her eyes. "Who cares?"

Alex stands. "I care."

There is anger in his voice.

Sable is really not used to this. She studies his face. "Alex... what happened to you?"

"You left," he says. "You left for over a year. I killed a man... I had to fend for myself... that's what happened to me."

His phone buzzes. When he checks it, it's a text from Whitney: good news about Cerise. He puts the phone away again.

"I need to go for now," he says.

"Will you -- be in touch?" Sable says. For the first time, she feels uncertain of her command over him.

"Of course," he says. "I told you -- I missed you so much -- of course I'll be in touch--"

"Must you go so soon?"

The edge in Alex's voice is dissipated but he doesn't yield: "Yeah, I do... sorry, Ms. Gutieau."

"What is it that's so important?"

"It's..." he pauses. "It's nothing that concerns you. I'll see you again soon. We have a lot to catch up on, don't we..."

He goes. Sable, not sure what to think, picks up his abandoned sandwich and bites into it.

Season 3 OP (A): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ncjy-f_wafs
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>>3248210
It's the Japanese kanji for 2. Their tally marks use a different kanji, 正, which they write out one stroke at a time to count.
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>>3248210
number two
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>>3248209
>Sable sits beside him. From her satchel, she hands him a sandwich covered in saran wrap. "You should have this. When was the last time you ate?"
>He shrugs. "I'm not sure. A day or two ago, maybe... does that matter?"
>"It does matter. You need to keep your strength up."
It hurts...
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>>3248215
>"Okay. And when we blow up all these servers, what happens to Alabaster Soliloquy? Or his sister-- and Whitney..."
>Sable rolls her eyes. "Who cares?"
>Alex stands. "I care."
H-he's protecting our smile....
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>>3248215
>we'll make a new implant
I hate this.
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Updated the checklist for episode 2

>Moved Amber to confirmed, removed Camelia from Presumed Dead
>Move Mom from Presumed Dead to Unlikely
>Added blue borders to Mom and Amber to indicate their resurrection status
>Moved Charlotte from Likely to Unlikely
>Moved Rose2 from Likely to Confirmed
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>>3248215
>"42. Plus the central nervous system underneath the campus."

42+1

At least Alex cares about us enough to not just blithely risk our life.
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>>3248193

I never realized how much I missed mom until this ruse was presented to us.

>>3248209

Punished Alex continues to take no prisoners.
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>>3248215
Our little boy is growing up.
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>>3248215
...are we gonna get into a threesome where Sable tries to hatefuck us but Alex is the mediator?
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>>3248215
>It will become an interconnected network of humans, that's how it will work.

I can't even be surprised by this.
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Dr. Carte is the only other person there when you enter the hospital room where Cerise is. Cerise is groaning, incoherent, her head flopping slowly back and forth. But groaning and flopping around is a hell of a lot better than staring blankly at nothing. Dr. Carte, with all the care and gentleness of a mother, soothes Cerise with a damp washcloth to her forehead, shushing and cooing at her.

And like some kind of miracle, lucidity begins to return to Cerise. She flaps her tongue, blinks her eyes, tries and fails a few times to form words. She stops the groaning and head-turning and focuses instead on Dr. Carte, with seeming difficulty. Dr. Carte forces a few ice chips into Cerise's mouth, swabs them around for her. Cerise, still staring at Dr. Carte as if coming down from shock, finally manages: "you were here for me..."

"Yes... yes," she says.

You step forward, wanting to say something. But you're in shock too. The movement, though, catches her attention. She looks at you as Dr. Carte props her up, wedging pillows beneath her back.

"Alabaster," she says. Her voice is still weak. "What a... pleasant surprise... I didn't expect you to be the first person here when I awoke."

"Cerise?" You breathe. "Is it really you?"

Cerise bows her head as if overcome with a flash of pain. She looks herself over, tests the IVs and wires connected to her, the give of her own pale, somewhat emaciated flesh. She looks to her right, at the wheeled little wall of screens with all her vitals on display and steadily beeping away, but she hardly seems to comprehend what the monitors really say. Rather, she stares past them, trying to get her head straight, before looking back and saying: "It's me... I've missed you so much, Alabaster... how long was I asleep?"

"Over a-- a year," you say.

"You went into coma on June 1st, 2018," Dr. Carte says. "Today's date is August 18th... 2019..."

"I understand," Cerise says. She reaches for the cup of ice chips on the bedside table, under control of her body enough now to dispense some for herself. "No wonder I'm so thirsty. And no wonder my head is in such terrific pain..." The ice seems to help, but it sets her to shivering. She looks almost pitiful, in her green and white gown, teeth chattering.

For maybe the first time ever in your relationship with your sister, you are solicitous. You recall that there's a coffee machine just out in the hallway. You offer to get her a cup.

"Yes, please," she says. "As strong as you can make it. Thank you."
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>>3248215
A cold open, huh? I like it

>"Okay. And when we blow up all these servers, what happens to Alabaster Soliloquy? Or his sister-- and Whitney..."
>Sable rolls her eyes. "Who cares?"
Wow. What a bitch
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>>3248241
Am I being paranoid or does the word choice not sound quite like Cerise?
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>>3248241
... This isn't Cerise's voice.
This isn't how she talks at all.
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>>3248251
>>3248250
She just woke up from a yearlong coma, maybe her head isn't in a normal place?
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>>3248241

>What a... pleasant surprise...

>my head is in such terrific pain

These speech patterns sure are suspicious. I'm on to you OP.
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>>3248241
Am I the only one who doesn't buy this? It seems kind of, I don't know, too easy
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>>3248250
>>3248251
>>3248261
I don't like this
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When you come back just a moment later with a tall cup of steaming black coffee, Cerise reacts as if she is seeing you for the first time. "Alabaster--!!" She cries. "Jesus Christ. I can't believe it. Did you break this bitch out of prison? This is crazy -- wait -- is that coffee?" She reaches out. "Here. My head hurts like a motherfucker. It's like the worst hangover I've ever had... I need that..."

You hand the coffee off to her, a little uneasy now. The expression on Dr. Carte's face is uneasy too, severe, bewildered. "Are you all right?" She asks.

"How long was I asleep?" Cerise asks.

That's when you notice that Cerise's eyes are... normal. Their same old color. Not the brilliant blue they were even moments before.

"You may have had a bit of a memory lapse," Dr. Carte says. "From Penelope going back into its low power mode. Besides that headache -- are you feeling anything else unusual? Pain, discomfort? Anything else?"

She shakes her head. "How long was I asleep?"

Dr. Carte explains, again.

"Oh..." she says.

"It doesn't matter," you say. "You're awake now."

Cerise nods. Roughly, she throws aside her covers, tugs at all the things connected to her. Dr. Carte helps get them pulled away now without blowing any veins or hurting her, although she still winces as the adhesive ends of the monitoring devices come off.

"How did the eyeball-fucker end up being my doctor?" Cerise asks you while Dr. Carte works.

"We got her out of prison. She's -- uh, she's Whitney's mother."

"Get out," Cerise says. "You're shitting me."

"No, he isn't," Dr. Carte mutters.

"Whitney had a meeting with the president and, uh, arranged for a pardon..." you explain.

Cerise just gapes at you. When she finds her words again, she simply moves on to a different subject. She asks Dr. Carte: "were you taking care of me for the whole year?"

"More or less."

"Like... everything?"

"Most things. Whenever I could be here, at least."

Cerise makes a mortified moan. "That's great. My future mother in law's been changing my bedpan."

Dr. Carte forces down the side railing of Cerise's hospital bed with a hard clack. "Let's get you on your feet," she announces.
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>>3248271
oh god oh fuck
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>>3248241
>>3248271
OP, you're fucking with my head here
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>>3248271
>multiple personalities
Motherfucker.
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>>3248271
Oh boy
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>>3248271
So Darkbloom is sitting in her implant, gotcha.
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>>3248286
FUCK! YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT
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GET DARKBLOOM OUT OF HER HEAD
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>>3248271

WELL SHIT
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>>3248271
"Penelope" has blue eyes and speaks with better vocabulary.

We have Camelia in our heads. Galatea is in Anna. Catachresis was in Amber, and is now the last name of Rose2 and "Mom."

I don't know what conclusions can come from this but this is concerning.
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>>3248295
>>3248286
I can't believe OP is going to force us to murder Cerise.
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>>3248298
Never
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>>3248298
No, even worse: we're going to end up fucking Darkbloom
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>>3248233
Get ready, my dude. >>3248303
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>>3248303
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>>3248298
The real question we should be asking ourselves about OP Studios is if Alabaster fucking a guy who looks like a girl is super gay and also super hot, what are his thoughts on him fucking a guy who is a girl.
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>>3248286
>>3248298

I mean if we can get best dad and best sister-wife in one package it seems like a pretty good deal to me. I wonder if there are any candidates other than Darkbloom though?
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>>3248303
BOYS FUCKED: 2/2
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You and Dr. Carte hold Cerise under her armpits and help her swing her legs over the edge of the bed. She winces when her bare feet touch the cold tile ground. When you get her weight settled fully on the floor, her knees wobble, before finally giving out completely. She stumbles, topples forward -- you and Dr. Carte barely manage to keep her from collapsing to the ground.

"Easy now," Dr. Carte says. "One step at a time. Focus on your extremities. Try to feel where your feet are. You haven't walked in a long time, it takes getting used to..."

"I can't feel my legs," Cerise says, in a panic of despair.

"It's okay. Just focus. Wiggle your big toe."

"I can't feel my legs--"

"Wiggle your big toe."

With monumental effort, so much that sweat starts to pearl on the ridge of her brow, Cerise wiggles her toe.

"Hard part's over," Dr. Carte says. "Now walk."

Over the course of 15 minutes, you teach Cerise again how to walk on her own two feet.
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>>3248307
Hoo boy.
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From Darkbloom must Die mode to Presumed Dead to Confirmed, imagine if we actually end up fucking Darkbloom.
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Of course Darkbloom is inside of Cerise. He was always a NTRing kind of guy. But seriously, we're kind of fucked here.
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>>3248320
The only condition that would let me accept a Darkbloom fucking is if we're the S the whole time.
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>>3248316
Is being in a coma the ultimate form of NEETdom?
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>>3248327
Imagine Alabaster needing to quickly flip between hatefucking and vanilla based on whose personality surfaces when.
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>>3248241
It's darkbloom in her body
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>>3248313
>best dad
Anon...
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>>3248313
As >>3248295 said, it can be "Penelope", like a split personality of the implant itself.
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>>3248330
Which is why we're always the S. Can't get dommed by Darkbloom if you're never a bottom.
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>>3248330
In this context that's fucked up but I'd be lying if I said the concept wasn't intriguing.
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>>3248339
Imagine if Dark!Cerise doms us That could be pretty hot
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>>3248349
Knowing 100% that it's Darkbloom filling in a Cerise-flavored shell is going to make everyone very uncomfortable.
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If we fuck Cerise while Darkbloom is possessing her, who does that count as?
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>>3248332

#darkbloomdidnothingwrong
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>>3248365
Darkbloom
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The identity of the other personality hinges on the meaning of the following:

>Cerise, still staring at Dr. Carte as if coming down from shock, finally manages: "you were here for me..."

Is it Darkbloom completely misinterpreting Renee's actions as some sort of forgiveness?

Or Penelope recognizing its own mother?
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Cerise is wearing the outfit she came to the hospital in, a tee and shorts, the kind of thing she would always wear when slumming it at home. It's almost hard to believe she's in normal clothes again, after a year of seeing her in nothing but that gown.

She's sitting in a pleather recliner beside her old hospital bed. She's still a little shaken from it all as she sips her coffee.

"Whitney just texted," you say. "She'll be here soon. Rose and Vivian, too."

"Oh god..." Cerise says. "I don't know if I can deal with Whitney just yet. Nevermind Queen Bitch 1 and Queen Bitch 2."

You can understand that. She's still getting used to being back in reality again.

"Wanna get away for a few minutes?" You ask. "Just us. The others can wait a bit."

"Sure. It'll get me used to walking some more..."

[ ] Cafeteria.
[ ] Rooftop.
[ ] Somewhere else?
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>>3248370
Is that GIRLS FUCKED or BOYS FUCKED?
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>>3248375
>[x] Rooftop.
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>>3248375
>[x] Rooftop.
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>>3248375
>[X] Rooftop.
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>>3248375
>[x] Cafeteria
I can't imagine how fucking hungry she must be.
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>>3248375
>[x] Rooftop.
Is there really any other choice?
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>>3248375
>[x] Rooftop.
Real shit, we need some fresh air. All three of us.
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>>3248375
>[X] Rooftop.
Was there any other option?
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>>3248375
>[ ] Rooftop.
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>>3248375
[X] Cafeteria.
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>>3248375
>[X] Cafeteria.
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>>3248375
>[x] Cafeteria.
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>>3248375
>[x] Cafeteria.
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>>3248375
>[X] Rooftop.
Anime has taught me that this is the right thing to do.
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>>3248375
Oh, and ask her what color Camelia's hair is.
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>>3248372
Holy fuck. Good catch anon. Sometimes I feel bad for David
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>>3248375
>[X] Just kinda wander the halls.

I'm just not feeling the roof for some reason.
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>>3248376
>Girls Fucked: 12/12
>Boys Fucked: 1/1
>AI Overlords Fucked: 1̛/̼̭̠̦̗̖͉͘x̴͔̭
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>>3248375
>[X] Rooftop.
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>>3248375
>[ ] Rooftop.
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>[X] Rooftop.

Sasuga, FQ. Closing and writing.
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>>3248375
[X] Somewhere else?
Fuck the hospital, let's go get wasted
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>>3248412
>Sasuga
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>>3248375
[X] Rooftop
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>>3248412
At least grab her a vending machine sandwich or something,. god she's gotta be hungry.
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>>3248365
Well fucking Darkbloom would be gay and if there's one thing we know about Alabaster It's that he's NOT gay. So it'd be Cerise by default
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>>3248412
Whelp.
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>>3248412
>inb4 an unidentified African-America helicopter flies overhead, and a goon squad rappels down to abduct both of us.
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>>3248375
imagine how happy this will make Vivian!!
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>>3248412
It's the fate of us weaboos
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In my head I can envision OP cackling like a madman as he watches us see SHADOWRUNS in every single word he writes.
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>>3248412
is that an ironic sasuga, or a sincere sasuga?
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>>3248375
>[X] Rooftop.
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>>3248440
Sincere, as in he wanted to write a rooftop scene as well
I hope
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>Alabaster, Cerise, Vivian, Whitney, Rose, Renee all in the same room
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wait, Mara has to get her hands on Cerise... and she probably knows she just woke up.

we are fucked. Russian goon squads incoming. Stasi is going to cut off stacklefords other hand, then Alabaster's cock so she can bronze it
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>>3248451
1d6 for how many walk out
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>>3248451
Nice
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>>3248451
>Y
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>>3248458

Ironically, if Darkbloom is possessing Cerise it'd make this situation a lot safer for all of us.
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>>3248451
All we need is Mom...
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>>3248463
no if about it, that's exactly the way he talks. It's also probably the reason camelia wanted the central server destroyed.
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So what's the gig tonight, /fq/? More Smash? Watching anime? Got that extra special something something lined up on the panda?
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Friendly reminder that THIS is the girl who will melt Alabaster's icy heart!
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>>3248498
In before Whitney gets involved.
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>>3248497
Watching my Apollos put the Legends in their place.

Take Aim, motherfuckers.
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>>3248498
She'd have a hard time melting butter in the Sahara.
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>>3248498
icy kokoro*
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>>3248497
cleaning out my apartment after binge watching Marie Kondo
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>>3248498
Don't be ridiculous. It's obviously Noelle with her lonely attitude.
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>>3248498
I need to give this child a hug and a passionate, loving kiss.
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>>3248498
first for cerisebloom.
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>>3248515
>child
But she's 20...
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>>3248506
Do not bully, bullying is not good

>>3248515
This anon gets it
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Waiting warmly
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>[x] Rooftop.

"Are we allowed to be up here?" Cerise asks, stepping on still-unsteady legs through the heavy steel access door that leads to the roof.

"What are they gonna do?" You say. "We've got what's colloquially known as fuck-you money now."

The gravel rooftop has a view to downtown Palo Alto, still bustling with traffic as the sun begins to droop low in the sky. The golden glow of sunset is giving way to the periwinkle of early evening. A gentle breeze from the bay feels refreshing against your back.

Cerise grips the steel guard rail at the edge, staring out. Pensive.

"I lost a year of my life... just like that. I can't believe it." She pauses, then: "Oh god. I'm gonna be 26 in a few weeks."

"We've still got time, we'll marry you off," you say. "What about Stackleford? He's an eligible bachelor..."

"How about you go fuck yourself," Cerise says.

You laugh.

Her voice goes serious again. "I don't remember anything. I was in Gal's bedroom, then... waking up, just now."

You're silent for a few moments as you let that settle.

"What you did," you begin. You gulp and start over. "The implant... you didn't have to--"

"Of course I did. It was the only way."

"I would have been okay."

"You would have been a million little bloody giblets in a sewer," Cerise cuts in. "I had to do it... after everything... I mean, you saved me once, so..." She glances sidelong at you. "Consider us even, I guess."

"Even," you agree.

A flash of light in the sky catches your attention. You look back: a brilliant blue burst of pyrotechnics glows on the distance. After a delay, the glittery crackle of it hits your ears. Then comes another, and another. Fireworks.

"Is today a holiday?" Cerise asks.

"I don't think so," you say.

You stare at the fireworks for a long time, quiet. Just you and Cerise. Whatever the occasion for the show, you're happy to have it. You're happy to be here with her. You're... happy.

For the first time in as long as you can remember.

You almost don't know what to do with yourself.

"Alabaster, I l--"

"There! You! Are! Al-a-bas-ter!"

You turn, grimacing: it's Rose2.
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>>3248498
Man.

What will Cerise say when she finds out we fucked Ro2e?
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>>3248529
She is 19 and even younger at heart!
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>>3248534
KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3248534
This seems like the right choice, but I know that it somehow wasn't.
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>>3248534
>You turn, grimacing: it's Rose2

Next time, fuck her into a coma. Like, holy shit man.
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>>3248536
Oh, we're never gonna hear the end of it. From anyone. The entire rest of our harem is going to make merciless fun of us. But it'll be worth it for how much it'll piss off Rose Prime
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>>3248534
>Fireworks
Fucking hell.
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>>3248534
>Fireworks on the rooftop
Sasuga OP
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It was so great the first time, can we do it again?
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>>3248534

We need to remember to thank mysterious virtual world administrator X for setting up this nice fireworks scene for us.
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>>3248534
Absolutely based OP
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>>3248534
>Fireworks.
>"Is today a holiday?" Cerise asks.
>"I don't think so," you say.
I'm guessing this is the "reality warping power" from Cerise. Or just fireworks and I'm being paranoid.
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>>3248571
I was thinking the same exact thing. That was waaay to perfect
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>>3248571
what, you though Cerise just woke up at random? wheels withiin wheels
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>>3248579
It's definitely that. Penelope altering reality to fit Cerise's ideal. Her greatest disappointment fixed, her greatest wish granted.
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>>3248579
>>3248571
Theory: there are no fireworks. Only those with the implants can see them as Cerise projects her ideal view at this moment onto the world.

Fuck we're paranoid.
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>implying each successive episode isn't us going another layer deep in the VR subrealities
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>>3248591
>WAKE UPx9999
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>You now realize that no matter what OP writes he can just play it off as a Sand Reckoner anomaly.
>Literally everything we read could be truth or a lie and only OP can define which is which.
>and he won't
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>>3248605
Not entirely true, as SR, at its "heart", is still a machine. Machines, even rampant AI, still have to follow their base programming, and follow a specific set of rules. Even if things get absolutely fucked - and let's face it, they will - then there will still be a baseline pattern of logical consistency at some level.
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>>3248603
>he thinks he can [X] WAKE UP from within a subreality

The old threads are already archived. We're trapped now. The only hope is finding the uppermost reality thread on the dark web.
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>>3248550
Definitely, she has the most awful timing
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>>3248632
No timing with Rose2 could be awful, it's always a blessing to see her beautiful smile.
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"We are going to have some tan-o-shii today, believe-you-me! The whole gang's back together!"

Cerise's face is a mask of sheer revulsion and secondhand mortification.

"Why the fuck--" you begin.

"When you ghosted me again, I was just about ready to go super saiyan on your butt! But then Whitney texted, and she said that Cerise was wakey-wakey again! Oh my gosh! I came right away..."

Cerise frowns. "Alabaster, are you responsible for this?"

"I--" you say.

"Of course you are. I'm holding you personally responsible for the fact that Rose2 is the third human being I ever saw after waking up from a yearlong coma. You went from being even with me to being in infinite debt just now."

Rose2 hardly seems to notice this back-and-forth. She blathers on, unfazed. "When we got here, we couldn't find you! Dr. Carte said you wandered off, and Whitney was getting all anxious, but then I said to myself: now where does an otouto take his onee-chan when she wakes up from a coma and they finally reunite? The rooftop, of course! A-durr."

She strikes a pose.

"Well played," you admit. "You figured it out. But we'd really like a little alone time, you know..."

"Uh, for sure, of course!" Rose2 says. "But Whitney is getting mega-super antsy because she has a reservation at only the best, most exclusive restaurant in town! And we're all invited!" She makes finger guns at you. "It'll be a party!"

"Why do you even exist?" Cerise says. "I can't even begin to describe the level of disgust--"

"You're silly!" Rose2 laughs. "Just like back in anime club at North High. If I didn't know better I'd say you're just being tsuntsun!"

"Say some weeb shit out loud again," Cerise growls. "I will put you back in the circle of shame so fucking fast your head will spin. Try me."

"We made the mistake of bringing her aboard as an intern," you explain. "It's been..."

"It's been awesome!" Rose2 says. "Especially now that Alabaster and me are boyfriend and girlfriend!"
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>>3248640
Man I can't believe I fucking called this encounter. OP this is spooky.
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>>3248640
>"It's been awesome!" Rose2 says. "Especially now that Alabaster and me are boyfriend and girlfriend!"

ABORT
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>>3248640
UM.
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>>3248640
Throw her off the rooftop
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>>3248632
I just realize something. How in the fuck did she know we would be here? Its not like we told Amber or Not!Mom shit.
>>3248640

Never mind.

>"Why do you even exist?" Cerise says. "I can't even begin to describe the level of disgust--"
I agree Cerise.
> "It's been awesome!" Rose2 says. "Especially now that Alabaster and me are boyfriend and girlfriend!"

See Picture.
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>>3248640
I am personally tsundere for this post.
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"Now hold on," you begin, trying to think of a way to diplomatically correct the record before Cerise can explode.

Cerise takes your arm, and turns with you so your backs are to Rose2. "You fucked her," Cerise whispers. "Didn't you."

"Kind of."

"You don't kind of fuck someone. You fucked her. Now she's imprinted on you like a lost puppy."

"I think that's about the size of it."

"I knew you had shitty taste, Alabaster, but... Jesus fucking Christ."

"It's a long story... there was a legitimate reason, I swear."

She rolls her eyes.

"And some things we need to talk about..." you say. "Things are-- crazy."

"I hope you know that your dick is going to smell like pocky and fanfiction for the rest of your life now. It's a disease. She's the carrier of a disease--"

"Uh...?" Rose2 says, standing on her tiptoes as if this will allow her to see over your shoulders, or overhear the low conversation.

"Just a minute!" You call over your shoulder. Then, to Cerise: "Are you hungry?"

"Hungrier than I've ever been in my entire life."

"Are you up to being social?"

"Depends. If we go out, are you going to trip and land with your dick inside another weeaboo for totally legitimate reasons?"

You sigh.

"Your call, Alabaster. I haven't seen these people in a long time, so I'm sure it's the right thing to do to hang out with them."

"But you'd rather go home."

"Do I still have one?" She asks, seeming genuinely curious about the answer.

"A mansion."

"Whoa."

[ ] Go to dinner with everyone.
[ ] Skip out on social obligations, go home with Cerise.
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>>3248649
https://youtu.be/pXRviuL6vMY
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>>3248640
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>>3248655
MY DICE ARE READY, OP
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>>3248640
>In a miraculous display of strength, Cerise then throws Alabaster off of the rooftop to his death. She then takes up the mantle as FUCK QUEST MC, acquiring his harem in the process.
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>>3248655
>[x] Go to dinner with everyone.
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>>3248640
>"It's been awesome!" Rose2 says. "Especially now that Alabaster and me are boyfriend and girlfriend!"
NO
WE'RE HUSBAND AND WIFE
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!
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>>3248640
Fucking hell. Of course the wrong Rose is here. Where the fuck is Better Rose?

>>3248655
>[x] Go to dinner with everyone.

My dice are ready.
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>>3248655
>[x] Go to dinner with everyone.
This seems like fun
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>>3248655
[ ] Skip out on social obligations, go home with Cerise.
Get Cerise's favorite takeout. And Beer. Lots of fucking beer.
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>>3248655
>[X] Go to dinner with everyone.

Solely because it's the unexpected choice.
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>>3248655
>>3248663
Didn't even vote but you know what we all want.
>[x]
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>>3248655
>[x] Go to dinner with everyone.
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>>3248655
[x] Go to dinner with everyone.
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>>3248655
[X] Go to dinner with everyone
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>>3248655
[X] Go to dinner with everyone.
ALLLLL ABOOOOOARD
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>>3248655
[x] Custom: Offer to go back to rose 2 house with her to show family dinner night is still alive
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>>3248655
>[X] Go to dinner with everyone.
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>>3248670
Fucking this
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>>3248655
>[x] Go to dinner with everyone.
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>>3248655
>[X] Skip out on social obligations, go home with Cerise.
Dessert for dinner!
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>>3248683
Actually I want this one
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>>3248655
[X] Skip out on social obligations, go home with Cerise.
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>>3248683
This please
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>[x] Go to dinner with everyone.
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>>3248700
>>3248683
Where do you both think the dinner is going to happen?
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>>3248655
>"I hope you know that your dick is going to smell like pocky and fanfiction for the rest of your life now. It's a disease. She's the carrier of a disease--"
[X]Go to dinner with everyone.
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>>3248695
>>3248683
>Hey, want to come back to the bubblegum bitch that you hate's house to have dinner with our dead mom and the zombified terrorist that almost ruined our lives again?

Special kind of dumb.
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>>3248640

New theory, Rose: Judgment Day is an NPC. Only the cold calculations of a machine could reach this level of performance.

>>3248655

[x] Skip out on social obligations, go home with Cerise.
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>>3248655
>[X] Go to dinner with everyone.
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>>3248683
>>3248692
>>3248695
>>3248700
Calm down anons, we plan to do that already. Be patient and enjoy the party for now
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>>3248713
Forget Cerise, she's got her friend alcohol and depression. We need our bubblegum blowie.
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>>3248718
>Forget Cerise

You monster
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>>3248718
Yeah nah, fuck you.
We set out to save some smiles. And protect the ones we still can. That includes Cerise. Especially Cerise.
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>>3248655
>[X] Go to dinner with everyone.

Christ I've missed Cerise.
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>>3248640
>"Of course you are. I'm holding you personally responsible for the fact that Rose2 is the third human being I ever saw after waking up from a yearlong coma. You went from being even with me to being in infinite debt just now."
Kek

>"When we got here, we couldn't find you! Dr. Carte said you wandered off, and Whitney was getting all anxious, but then I said to myself: now where does an otouto take his onee-chan when she wakes up from a coma and they finally reunite? The rooftop, of course! A-durr."
That was a surprisingly smarter deduction from what I'd normally expect from Rose2
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>>3248718
>My little anon can't be this based!
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>>3248655
>[ ] Go to dinner with everyone.

The Vivian Opinion
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>>3248736
We're living a life so anime even the resident über-weeb can predict it.
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>>3248736
To be fair, it relied entirely on the fact that we're coincidentally operating off the same anime tropes that she takes as reality.
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>>3248655
>[X] Go to dinner with everyone.
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>>3248655
>[X] Go to dinner with everyone.
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>>3248744
>>3248745
Hey I mean that's some kind of intelligence. Just not the very useful kind...
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>>3248655
>[ ] Skip out on social obligations, go home with Cerise.


I will never abandon onee-chan
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>[x] Go to dinner with everyone.

Downstairs, in the hall on the way back, the first person you bump into is Makoto. She's sitting in a chair by herself, scrutinizing a songbook -- what else?"

"Is everyone in Cerise's room?" You ask her.

"Yes!" She says, not looking up.

Cerise is gobsmacked. "Is that..." she breathes. "Is that Makoto fucking Kik--"

"No! I am Whitney Darkbloom!" Makoto says, finally glancing up. "Hello to Cerise, my favorite sister!"

Great. Method acting. Cerise has no clue what to say to being confronted with a pop idol who claims to be your childhood friend.

"She's playing Whitney in a movie..." you explain.

Cerise has hardly any time to process this before your conversation draws people out of what was once Cerise's room.

Whitney is first. When she sees Cerise standing there, she simply bounds the short distance between her and Cerise in an uncharacteristically wordless gesture, and embraces her in great big a bear-hug. Cerise awkwardly hugs her back. When Whitney pulls away, her eyes are dewy, and a single tear runs down her cheek.

"I knew you'd wake up!" Whitney says. "You kicked that coma's ass!"

The reunion between Cerise and Rose is less emotional, but still heartfelt. They nod at each other, and that's that. Charlotte Mallory wears her heart on her sleeve though. She's a blubbering mess, and begs off hugging Cerise because she doesn't want to get snot on the poor girl. Saul is also clearly moved to see Cerise awake again, but stoically so.

The only thing he says is directed at you: "Word gets around. That bitch Keki wants to talk to her. I said she'd have to wait until we've had a chance to reunite and get Cerise some rest."

"Keki..." Cerise says. "The FBI?"

"I'll be there," Saul says. He puts a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "You won't have to say a word."

Vivian is walking out with Dr. Carte now. Cerise is clearly not used to having to spend time with Vivian as a relative peer -- nor is Vivian. But Vivian puts on a polite (if wan) smile and says: "Hospitals are dreary places. Perhaps we should begin for the restaurant."

(Please wait warmly!)
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>>3248773
>(Please wait warmly!)
Ohhhh man
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>>3248757
Rose 2: Rose Harder's genre savviness is making me concerned that she's going to cock-block us at some point.
I'm not sure if it's going to happen, but something preventative may need to be done about this bubblegum trollop.
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>>3248773
WELP
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>>3248773
And so my watch begins.
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>>3248773
>(Please wait warmly!)
FOOOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
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>>3248773
Oh...
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>>3248773
Warmth increases.
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>>3248780
We just have to double down and fuck her in the same scene if it comes down to it.
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>>3248773
>Whitney is first. When she sees Cerise standing there, she simply bounds the short distance between her and Cerise in an uncharacteristically wordless gesture, and embraces her in great big a bear-hug. Cerise awkwardly hugs her back. When Whitney pulls away, her eyes are dewy, and a single tear runs down her cheek.
>"I knew you'd wake up!" Whitney says. "You kicked that coma's ass!"
Muh heart. I find the fact that Whitney cares so much about Cerise really cute
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>>3248773
Based Saul.
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>>3248773
>(Please wait warmly!)
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>>3248780
That's why we need to make our dominance known by fucking Cerise in front of her
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>>3248800
>Finsih the Job.jpg
>Finsih
Sasuga anon
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>>3248773
>(Please wait warmly!)
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>>3248773
Give it to me straight OP. When do we start rolling the dice?
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>>3248773
>(Please wait warmly!)
I'm afraid!
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So what are you guys doing? Besides waiting warmly of course
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>>3248899
I've started a free to play ultimate ironman. Currently multiquesting my way through the quests.
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>>3248899
Looking forward to imagining my dick getting stepped on by Misaka Worst during next week's Index episode.
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>>3248331

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
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>>3248899
I'm listening to Jim Croche and writing.
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>>3248899
Getting beaten by my boyfriend at smash bros
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>>3248899
About to play some Smash now that Index is caught up. Anyone wanna host a room?

>>3248923
L O N D O N
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>>3248899
Playing Victoria 2
>>3248925
>L O N D O N
He could be gay
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>>3248899
Circulation is fucked up so not very warm right now, Considering getting up though and grabbing 3ds to play more Etrian Odyssey, but not enough energy to do that.
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>>3248899
Getting my ass kicked in War Thunder
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>>3248935
Yeah, but someone had to make the joke. Figured I'd get it out of the way.
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Baumé is the kind of chic, ostentatious setting you've had a year to get used to now, but Cerise is in awe. "I bet the food here costs more than the GDP of an African nation," she says as you step with her through the door.

"That's the wine," you say. "The food is more than the GDP of a southeast Asian nation."

"Baumé is typically closed on Sundays, isn't it?" Vivian asks Whitney.

"It's not closed for billionaires," she says. "I told the chef here that I wanted him on standby for the moment Cerise woke up again. You bet your ass I got him over here as soon as I heard the news."

Alex is in the reception area already, and his eyes light up as you enter. "Ms. Cerise!" He says. "Oh my goodness. I can't believe you're really back."

"Hey kid," she says warmly. They embrace.

You laugh: "I finally found the thing that'll get you out of the office."

Alex is abashed, but begs it off with a wave of his hand. "I'd never let anything stop me from being here!" The smile on his face is one of the first genuine smiles you've seen from him in a while.

A hostess escorts you back to a private room and passes out menus printed on heavily textured cream-colored paper -- even the menus here are gaudy and pricey-looking, of course. Cerise scrutinizes it, muttering: "wine, wine, wine... where's the beer?" She glances up. "Do you serve beer?"

"Oh --" the hostess says. "Yes. Ms. Darkbloom said there would be a guest who wanted beer, so we got some special for the occasion. I assume this is you?"

Cerise shoots Whitney an astonished look. "Heeeh," Whitney laughs.

"We have Sapporo and Kirin Ichiban. Which would you like to begin with?"

"Both," Cerise says.

"Of course." The hostess goes around the long table now, taking wine selections from the others, and fielding questions about the baroque entree descriptions. Although Vivian and Rose2 are both underage, there's not even a mention of carding them.
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>>3248945
Got my Sapporo right here. Kanpai, /fq/.
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>>3248935
You pegged it! (pun intended)
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>>3248945
WhitneyxCerise - best sisterwives.
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More guests begin to arrive and filter in now. First is Fazil. He gives Cerise a hug and exclaims: "The best boss on the planet Earth is here again! Very good, yes? Yes?"

Still holding Cerise by the shoulders, he nods again and again until Cerise agrees with him: "Yes. Very good."

"Yes!" He parrots. "Very good! And here is this." He presents her with a rugged green bottle that has a dead snake suspended in it. Cerise seems unsure if she should even take it, but he practically forces it into her hands. "I go on holiday to Vietnam earlier this Summer. On my travels, I find this: cobra wine. And rather than drink it, I am think to myself -- Cerise is a purveyor of the eastern cultures also. She would enjoy this if she wakes-- no, WHEN she wakes. It is your present!"

"Th-thank you," Cerise stammers.

"It is good! Yes? Will get you mega fucked-up! Shall we have a glass?"

"Um," Cerise says, "I really like it, Fazil, but I want to experience being NOT fucked-up for a little while. I did just wake up."

"Oh, of course!"

"You can still have some, though--"

"If you insist!" He grabs the bottle back, pops the cork with his bare hands, and pours the foul-smelling liquor into a fluted wine glass. "Şerefe!" He cries, and knocks it back.
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>>3248899
Finishing writing a story. No lewd scenes though. I experimented with filling in the one fade-to-black scene once. I ended up with 3000 words of pure, distilled vanilla. I don't know if I have the mental, physical, or sexual strength to do that again, but it did give me a newfound respect for OP's work.
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>>3248963
BASED
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>>3248963
Fazil! My guy!

Okay, now that this many people are arriving, I'm concerned that something's going to go terribly wrong here
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>>3248963
Holy shit Fazil.
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>>3248963
FAZIL!
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>>3248963
BASED
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>>3248963
>>3248945
This is happy. This is too happy.

This won't last, will it?
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>>3248963
The Fortunate son is here. BASED FAZIL.
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>>3248963
FAZIL!
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>>3248978
Best to enjoy the reality we're presented with when it's presented.
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>>3248963
>Fucking Fazil
Holy shit everyone is here
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Less happily, Stackleford is next. "Bitchin'!" he says, going for a high five which Cerise doesn't reciprocate. His prosthetic fingers make him look part Terminator. So does his newfound physique. He awkwardly lets his hand fall to his side.

"Stackleford...?" Cerise says. "No fucking way."

"Cerise, you were always my number one nigga. I'm glad you're awake."

"What did we say about that word?" You demand. "I swear to god, if you get us in the news again over that shit, I will put you in the ground."

"Uh -- sorry."

"Jesus," Cerise says. "Did you get lipo? What the hell happened to you?"

"Got tickets to the gun show, that's what!" He flexes one of his biceps and slaps it with his other hand. "After all that crazy stuff happened last year, I thought I should know how to defend myself... and I dunno... I kinda liked working out. I just imagine it's like I'm training to be the next hokage."

Cerise cradles her face in her hands in donated shame. All the exercise in the world couldn't exorcise Stackleford's personality.

Rose2 claps, though. "It's sugoi, isn't it? You really are looking just so great, Stacks."

He stammers and can't find anything intelligent to say, so he just takes his seat.
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>>3248989
AHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck.
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>>3248989
oohohohohoho man
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>>3248989
WHAT THE FUCK?
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>>3248989
>"It's sugoi, isn't it? You really are looking just so great, Stacks."

I'd accuse her of trying to make us jealous, but she's pure enough to actually make that a compliment.
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>>3248989
If Stackleford can do it, so can you!
No excuses anons!
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>>3248989
Why the fuck is HE invited?
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>>3248989
Oh Shit, he took the year off and trained.
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>>3248989
God, he has a crush on Rose2 doesn't he? Is this man destined to get NTR'd by us at every turn?
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>>3249011
With his personality he deserves it
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Could Stackleford beat our ass if he wanted?
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>>3248989
>Stackleford got a time skip training power up

Oh shit, when things get serious he may have to use *that*
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>>3248963
Holy shit, it's Fazil

>>3248989
what the fuck
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Kay slinks in.

"Oh shit," Whitney says. "Here comes Deep Throat."

"For the last time," Kay says, taking a seat, "Deep Throat was the source. Not the reporter. If anyone is Deep Throat, it's you."

"What the fuck ever, Deep Throat. Who invited you?"

"I know all the best places in town to be. That's a reporter's job."

"Well get the fuck out. This is a private dinner."

Kay laughs, her voice silky and haughty. "Hmm... I'll take it into consideration." She turns to Cerise: "How are we feeling?"

"A little crazed," Cerise says.

"Yeah. Waking up in a brand new world will do that. When you've got your sea legs, let me know. I'd love to talk one on one."

"Um."

"No pressure. It can be off the record..."

"Bullshit," you cut in.

Kay's eyes twinkle.
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>>3249023
M-masaka! THAT? Surely you don't mean...!
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>>3249027
...I seriously have no idea on she going take a ride on the Al-a-blast-off stick. It's going to be fun when it happens.
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>>3248989
>MFW I predicted this last season
I feel like I brought this evil upon us.
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>>3249027
>"No pressure. It can be off the record..."

>"Bullshit," you cut in.

>Kay's eyes twinkle.
>[x] Doubt.
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>>3249027
Ok who's fucking next? Are Noelle and Mara gonna walk in?
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>>3248989
This is the future I envisioned. Stackle/fit/ will autistically suplex our enemies into submission
>>3249027
I love her
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Jesus, who could be next to walk in?

Is it gonna be Nelson? Armstrong?
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Conversation passes into multitudes of side-bars, from person to person, as salads come and go, wine gets poured by the bottle and pleasant -- if unusual -- smells begin to emanate from the kitchen. The mood is light, carefree, although of course the events of earlier are nagging at the back of your mind... seeing Camelia, and Mom... and you don't notice that Cerise is also looking a little careworn too. Until she calls your attention to it.

She tugs on your sleeve, leans in to whisper: "Alabaster... do you -- know how Gal is doing?"

Leave it to Gal to ruin a nice night without even being here.

"She's all right," you say. "She has a nice place downtown here in Palo... and right now I guess she's probably at her computer watching porn or something."

Cerise nods. "That's good... I'm glad. You keep in touch with her?"

You sort of half-shrug.

"I'd like to see her later."

You won't rain on your sister's happiness. In fact, the thought strikes you that maybe this is the kind of thing that Galatea would be willing to leave the house for. Her loft is only a couple blocks away.

[ ] Go get her.
[ ] Forget it.
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>>3249060
>[x] Forget it.
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>>3249027
>Deep Throat
This smells like a portent of girls yet to be fucked.
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>>3249058
Camelia and mom
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>>3249060
[X] Forget it
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>>3249060
>[X] Go get her.

Though I doubt the mouse will be able to handle the whole atmosphere.
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>>3249060
>[x] Go get her.
I don't care how much of a piece of shit Alabaster is. This is for Cerise's sake.
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>>3249060
Call her on a tablet or something
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>>3249060
>[ ] Go get her.
We're probably in a good enough mood right now.
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>[X] Go get her.
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>>3249060
>[x] Forget it.
>Bringing Galatea anywhere near Stacklefuck

Just bring Cerise to her apartment after dinner if she isn't too worn out.
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>>3249060
>[x] Go get her.
I'm very suspicious.
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>>3249060
>[x] Forget it.
This feels like the most in character (and interesting choice) desu
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>>3249060
[X] Go get her.

Fine
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Someone brought up the idea that we were the only ones seeing the fireworks earlier. Now I'm thinking, what if the reason Ro2es mom looks like our mom is because of the augment?
>>3249060
[x]Go get her
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>>3249060
>[x] Go get her.
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>>3249060
>[X] Call or text her or something.
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>>3249060
>[X] Forget it.
Between Kay and Vivian I really don't think inviting her will go well at all
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>>3249060
>[X] Forget it.
I get the feeling that if we run off to get Gal, who probably won't be able to handle this many people in public in the first place, we'll end up sticking around there, and missing the dinner. Then again, there's a chance that if we do, we may end up fucking Gal.
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>>3249060

I realize that going for her will definitely go off in a direction we didn't want, but since bringing Cerise to Gal's place isn't an option

[X] Go get her
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>>3249060
>[X] Go get her.
I don't know if Galatea will be able t-- haha no, she definitely won't be able to handle this big of a group. But maybe the three of us can sneak off somewhere or something. I'm sure she wouldn't want to miss this for the world, either way.
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>>3249060
>[x] Go get her.
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>[x] Go get her.

Closing and writing.
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>>3249060
>[X] Go get her.
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>>3249095
This is a fantastic point

Don't you guys realize how fucked everything will be if we bring GALATEA of all fucking people? It'll be almost as bas as bringing Camelia
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>>3249060
>[X] Forget it.
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>>3249106
We've got the possibility of David Darkbloom assuming control of Cerise's body at any moment and fucking up everything in our lives. Things can't really get more fucked if we bring Gal along for the ride. Kay already knows who Gal is anyway.
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>>3249060
>[x] Go get her.
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>>3249106
oh shit
too late now haha
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>>3249106
So we don't tell everyone who she is. The only one who could fuck that up is Stackleford.

Ah fuck.
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>>3249119
>Things can't really get more fucked if we bring Gal along for the ride
Yeah they easily can. I bet people were thinking the same thing when they decided to leave to talk to Vivian last time we had a big family dinner
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>[X] Forget it.
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>[x] Go get her.

You pick the napkin up from your lap and set it on the table. "Gotta hit the bathroom," you say.

"Thanks for the news flash," Cerise says. "Fucking weirdo. You want my permission?"

"Just thought you'd like to know. I'll let you know how it all comes out, too."

She groans.

(Best not to get Cerise's hopes up, in case Galatea decides she doesn't want to come.)

---

"Ki-ki-ki-KIMOCHIIIII~~"

Galatea has her ankles propped up on either side of her desk and her hands between her legs as the hentai on the screen plays at max volume. When she sees you walking in, she startles, tips back in her chair, and falls to the ground.

The incoherent wailing of an anime slut getting railed is the only sound for a few moments, until you walk over and shut it off. Galatea peers at you from the floor where she still lies prone and pantsless.

"im sorry"

That's Galatea for you: apologizing for masturbating in the privacy of her own home because you walked in uninvited.

"Get dressed," you tell her. "I'm taking you to dinner."

"what"

You grab her and pull her upright. "I said get dressed. I'm taking you to dinner."

"i don't underst--"

"You don't have to. Just do as I say. And do it quickly."

She looks at the ground. You tilt her chin up to meet her eyes.

"Gal."

"yes," she finally says.

"Wear something nice," you tell her as she roots through a hamper. "It's a fancy place."

"yes sir-- uh-- yes alabaster"

That's a new one. The porn have gotten to her head.

"Is that really the nicest outfit you have?" You ask when she's done.

"im sorry"

"Whatever. We don't have time to get you anything better. Let's go."
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>>3249149
Just like my Japanese animes.
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>>3249149
Christ
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>>3249149
Thanks for reminding me what I could be doing instead of mining copper until 15 mining so I can (but never will) use a dwarf's anvil, Gal.
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>>3249149

Galatea a cute
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>>3249149
I can't wait for this choice to get me fucked like Rose.
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>>3249149
Oh come on, we're just going to surprise her? That's so mean. And probably going to fuck everything up.

...although I guess to be fair she'd probably get really nervous about it if we did. I don't know anymore
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>>3249149
>"yes sir-- uh-- yes alabaster"
More, please.
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>>3248718
>Forget Cerise

nigger what

our /sister/ just got out a year long coma, the least we could do is spend a little time with her
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>>3249149
I don't like being mean to Gal.
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>>3249202
She likes you being mean to her, anon.
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>>3249202
But the meanness is what makes the relationship so fucked up but interesting.
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Wanna know who we forgot to invite?
Dale Earnhardt was a real American hero guy.
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>>3249202
>she calls us sir
We have a healthy(?) sub/dom relationship with Gal.
And I bet she gets wet from being bossed around anyway.
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>>3249210
>>3249228
I don't deny that, but I still feel bad for her.
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>>3249238
I'm sure we invited The Scoot, it just takes a long time to Scoot here from Felicity.
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>>3249241
What's their safe word? OP can we have their safe word or is it too plot heavy?
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"I thought you pulled an Elvis on us," Cerise says as you walk back into the dining room at Baumé. "You were gone for--"

She freezes as Galatea mousily shuffles in. And for her part, Galatea nearly faints. She actually goes woozy and you have to slyly get your hand behind her back to steady her again.

"Oh? Who's this?" Asks Vivian.

"A friend of Cerise's," you say. You don't have to explain any further. She's smart enough to know.

Vivian watches as Galatea circles the table and approaches Cerise like someone finding the ark of the covenant. Cerise, tearing up, nods and smiles at her, beckoning her closer.

She sits in what was your chair, right beside Cerise, and puts her head against Cerise's shoulder. She nuzzles Cerise, rubbing her cheek against her in a lovingly tender way, and clasps Cerise's arm with both of hers as Cerise pets her gently. Their reunion is utterly wordless.

You pull up another chair and wedge yourself in on Cerise's other side, next to Whitney. As you settle again, you notice Armstrong and Nelson at the other end of the table -- the only other members of the board who cared enough to show, or maybe the only ones Whitney invited.

Whitney stands and taps a spoon against a wine flute now, drawing the attention of the room. "I just wanna say --" she begins. "We're all so glad to have you back, Cerise... it's fucking wild, seriously. And it wouldn't be possible without the work of my mom -- the smartest mom in the universe --" She nods at Dr. Carte from across the table. "Stand up, mom. There you go. Let's give her a fucking hand, huh?"

Whitney begins to clap, and though it feels kind of awkward, you all join in. Dr. Carte seems less than enthusiastic about the attention. She dithers and stares at the table.

"All right, that's enough--" you say as the applause dies down. "Don't embarrass your mother any more."

"Heh. I'll embarrass you all I want," Whitney says, to Dr. Carte.

"Please don't," Dr. Carte replies, sitting.

Whitney stays standing. She puts her hands on her hip and crows: "Dr. Renee D. Carte is smart. Smart!" She pokes Dr. Carte's shoulder, and though Dr. Carte rolls her eyes, she can't help smiling too.

"Anyway," Whitney says, looking down at Cerise. "I'm glad to have you back, big sister."

"Don't call me that," Cerise says.

"Fine. I'm glad to have you back, onee-sama."

"Oh my god," Cerise says. "What did I tell you, Alabaster? Didn't I tell you? It's a fucking contagion."

Whitney snorts.

The entrees begin to arrive and people dig in -- although the portions are a little small. As Cerise nurses beer four or five and tears into her steak, you promise that you'll get her something more later on, if she's still hungry for it.

"Defffntly," she says through a mouth full of food, getting a couple flecks of blood from the meat on your face. Classy as always, your sister.

You scan your eyes around the table.

>[ ] Who to strike up a conversation with?
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YA FIRED!
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>>3249246
>He gets the invitation
>Puts Life is a Highway on
>Starts scooting along
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>>3249256
>implying you need to ask
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>>3249260
ROSE2
PLEASE ROSE2
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>>3249260
>[x] Doctor Carte
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>>3249241
We have an unhealthy D/s relationship with Gal, is the thing. I really doubt she consented to this or would have any power to stop it if she didn't like it. And honestly, her self esteem is probably fucked enough to think she deserves it even if she doesn't want it. None of that is healthy.
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>>3249260
>[x] Renee
I want details on the awakening.
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>>3248233
So when will we fuck Stackleford? I want my daily dose of hot steamy yaoi love.
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>>3249260
>[x] Renee.
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>>3249260
Rose2
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>>3249260
>Whitney stays standing. She puts her hands on her hip and crows: "Dr. Renee D. Carte is smart. Smart!" She pokes Dr. Carte's shoulder, and though Dr. Carte rolls her eyes, she can't help smiling too.

Cute as fuck

>[x] Renee
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>>3249260
>[X] Strike up a conversation with THE SMARTEST MOM IN THE WORLD
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>>3249260
>Gal
Can we finally ask her if she remembers Camelia?
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>>3249260
>[x] Renee
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>>3249260
>Fazil
We all love him but have we ever had an actual conversation with that guy?
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>>3249260
Renee

TEAM OYAKODON
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>>3249260
>>Gal
Only to ask if she remembers her one-eyed onee-san.
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>>3249260
>Fazil

I can't resist
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>>3249260
>[x] Armstrong and Nelson
We haven't interacted with these guys too much, have we?
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>>3249279
Changing to Fazil
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>>3249260
Fazil

SoL moments like this are the perfect time to interact with our favorite secondary characters.
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>>3249260
>[X] Vivian
I want to know what happened with Whitney.
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>>3249260
Rose
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>>3249260
>Gal or Cerise
for the reason provided by >>3249293
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You know what? Fuck it.

Changing to Fazil
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Oh. Huh. Baumé is a real restaurant in Palo Alto. That's... interesting. And slightly concerning.
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>>3249260

More like Renee D. SMART

>[X] Vivian
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>>3249260
>Renee
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>>3249260
>Ro1e
We have to think strategically and plan things through
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>>3249260
[X] Nelson
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>>3249260
>[X] Renee
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>>3249260
>vivian
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>>3249260
you know, given Ops writing style and proclivities talking to stackleford might yield the best results.

after all, he did somethings for camelia that were never cleared up
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>>3249260
[FAAAAZIIIIIIIIIIL]

I mean, at the very least, we need to see just how rough that Cobra Wine is hitting him.
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>>3249260
wait a god damn minute, where's Ken?
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>[x] Renee

"I'm sorry on behalf of Whitney," you tell Dr. Carte from across the table.

"Don't you fucking apologize for me, dorkass!" Whitney says. "Mom, I am so not sorry. 100% not sorry."

"It's fine," Dr. Carte says. "Whitney's enthusiasm is good. It's gotten her this far in life."

"Fuck yeah it has."

"So tell me," you ask Dr. Carte, "is Cerise back to normal now? What do we expect moving forward?"

"The implant is still inside her, but it's on a low-voltage mode. I put a resistor in it that keeps it electronically isolated from her brain... in simple terms. I thought doing that would let us remove it, but for some reason, taking it out entirely seems to have an adverse effect."

"Then how did she wake up?"

She shrugs. "All I can think of is that her brain was separated from the implant by that resistor for a long enough period of time that it must have started waking up on its own."

"Do we take it out now?" You whisper.

"Best to leave it unless it starts causing problems," she says. "Right now... just enjoy having your sister, Alabaster."

"Thank you, Dr. Carte. For everything."

"Call me Renee."

"Call her mom," Whitney corrects.

"Oh?" Dr. Carte says, quirking an eyebrow. "Is it time to make it official, then?"

"Ah-" you say.

Dr. Carte nudges Whitney. "You better tie him down soon. He's a keeper."

"Hehe. We'll see~" Whitney says.

"If you don't act quick, I will," Dr. Carte says. "So be careful..."

Whitney flicks a carrot at her with a fork. "Back off, old woman."

Dr. Carte frowns. "I'm hurt. Wasn't it only a few days ago that an orderly at the hospital mistook me for your sister? I still have that youthful look..."

"Pfft," Whitney says. "Sure. Whatever makes you feel better."

Dr. Carte tugs at her eye and sticks her tung out at Whitney.

"She just wants someone to dominate bar trivia with," you say.

"What!" Whitney says. "The fuck is bar trivia?"

Dr. Carte puts her hands behind her head. "Trivia, at a bar. There's this place not too far from my house that does a trivia night every Thursday, teams of two... Alabaster would be perfect. We'd wipe the floor with them."

Whitney slaps her knee. "Trivia at a bar! That's the lamest thing I've ever -- holy shit."

"I don't know," you shrug. "It does sound fun."

Whitney squints at Dr. Carte. "Are you sure you're not his mom? You and him might be the only people on the planet who'd get psyched over drunk Jeopardy."
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>>3249381
He's protecting our body while we're in the simulation
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>>3249381
Most likely home binge watching spaghetti westerns on Netflix. He wasn't really affiliated with Cerise like the rest of us, so I can't blame him.
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>>3249381
Holy fuck, this. I almost forgot about the cowboy.
There's so many people we need to talk to aaaAA
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>[x] Fazil

Fazil is more than a bit tipsy on his self-supplied cobra wine and grins broadly when you walk over.

"Ala-bast-or! So glad you could make it."

"I've been here."

"It's great to see you."

You move on. "How was Vietnam?"

"Terrific. It was absolutely beautiful. Except for the minefields. They have the greatest cartoons on Earth. Now I know you are saying to yourself: no, Fazil, the country with the greatest cartoons is Japan. Until recently, I promise you, I was of the same mind. But then I saw Vietnamese cartoons. My life was changed. As Allah is my witness, it was a beatific experience."

"I'll have to take your word for it," you say.

"The people of Vietnam are good and wholesome," he says. "I have no complaints, except for one complaint." He raises a hand as if taking an oath: "they eat dogs, and I solemnly do not agree with this."

"You're okay with snake, though," you say, nodding at his half-empty bottle. "I thought that was for Cerise?"

"Oh shit!" He says. He's recently taken to using "oh shit" as his favorite English profanity of the month. "I will buy her yet another one."

"Actually -- that's just fine--"

"No! No! I will not hear of it. I will buy her another one immediately."

You should have kept your mouth shut.
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>>3249394
>"The implant is still inside her, but it's on a low-voltage mode. I put a resistor in it that keeps it electronically isolated from her brain... in simple terms. I thought doing that would let us remove it, but for some reason, taking it out entirely seems to have an adverse effect."

>"Then how did she wake up?"

>She shrugs. "All I can think of is that her brain was separated from the implant by that resistor for a long enough period of time that it must have started waking up on its own."
OP, I...
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>>3249394
>"If you don't act quick, I will," Dr. Carte says. "So be careful..."

YES

>"Trivia, at a bar. There's this place not too far from my house that does a trivia night every Thursday, teams of two... Alabaster would be perfect. We'd wipe the floor with them."

Y E S
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>[x] Rose2

You don't decide to talk to her; she decides to talk to you.

"Ally... you look so happy."

"I guess I am," you admit.

"Me too." She puts her hand on your arm and whispers, in a voice that isn't too quiet: "I can still feel your sperm inside me... it's really warm... hee."

Right beside her, looking at his plate, Stackleford's face seems to pass through all five stages of grief at the same time.

"We need to clear something up," you whisper back. "What happened earlier... was fun... but this boyfriend and girlfriend talk..."

She stares back at you with wide, expectant eyes.

"You had fun too, right?" You ask her, easing her in to the letdown.

She nods enthusiastically.

"Maybe it's best if that's what it was -- just fun?" You prompt.

"Of course! It was super fun! The best kind of fun a boyfriend and girlfriend can have!"

"Yeah, the thing is -- I'm with Whitney, of course, and--"

Still those big doe eyes.

"So what I'm saying is, maybe it's just fun. We can have fun like that without it being anything else."

"Yeah! And other times we can have other kinds of boyfriend-and-girlfriend fun too!"

You close your eyes and sigh. This one is going to take a different setting and more time to think it through.
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>>3249394
>drunk jeopardy
I want it so bad

>>3249408
Oh god, the only thing better than Fazil is Drunk Fazil
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>>3249408
MAH BOIIIIIIIII!

I love this man so fucking much, god damn it OP.
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>>3249394
>Dr. Carte puts her hands behind her head. "Trivia, at a bar. There's this place not too far from my house that does a trivia night every Thursday, teams of two... Alabaster would be perfect. We'd wipe the floor with them."
I'm excited for this

>Whitney squints at Dr. Carte. "Are you sure you're not his mom? You and him might be the only people on the planet who'd get psyched over drunk Jeopardy."
Foreshadowing?
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>>3249408
>But then I saw Vietnamese cartoons
I missed you so much, Fazil.
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>>3249394
>all this wedding teasing
OP...

>>3249408
Vietnamese cartoons

God dammit Fazil.

>>3249414
Oh god she's clingy as fuck. If we're lucky, she's too dumb to be a yandere.
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>>3249414
>Right beside her, looking at his plate, Stackleford's face seems to pass through all five stages of grief at the same time.
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>>3249408
A man of culture, through and through
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>>3249414
Oh man
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>>3249414
I REALLY don't wanna break her heart guys...
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OP is growing too strong.

>>3249414

We've made a grave mistake.
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>>3249414
She's too pure for us, we're going to break her.
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>>3249429
Then let's not.
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>>3249414
>the absolute state of stackleford
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>>3249414
Three episodes in and life already shit in your shoes huh, Shackleford?
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>>3249434
I wanna break her in the good way not the bad

>>3249435
Agreed
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>>3249414
Guess she's not weeb enough to know what a "sex friend" is.
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>>3249432
Don't worry anon. He has a plan. I'm sure he has our best interests at heart.
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>>3249443
That's one of my favorite doujins.
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I want fug Kay and Noelle
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>>3249443
we could always just invite her over for an 'educational hands-on instructional video viewing' at a later time.....

I bet she'd understand if it was expressed through the 2D realm
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>>3249448
>one of
IaTM, I...
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>>3249440
On the bright side, isn't the fifth stage of grief acceptance?

>>3249444
Nothing bad.
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>>3249414
>>3249423
>>3249429
>>3249432
>>3249434
>>3249443
>implying she isn't doing this intentionally
Read the character bio before the start of S3 again. She hasn't forgotten how we dumped her ass at prom for Rose: The Phantom SJW
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>>3249414
Who said that it implies exclusivity? The whole world knows about Alabaster fucking multiple girls at once, why shouldnt she?
Use your brains, sheeple
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>>3249451
I want to fug Cerise and Noelle in a far-off bathroom in an off-limits area of Tokyo Big Sight during Comiket!
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>>3249440
That fucker has it easy. We have to worry about keeping a company from going under and Chinese conspiracies
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>[x] Armstrong and Nelson

"Alabaster, my man, congrats!" Armstrong says, jerking your hand from your side and practically dislocating your shoulder with the force of his handshake. "What did I tell you? Eh? I said -- that Cerise, now there's a fighter. She's a real fighter. Didn't I tell you?"

"Yeah..." you mutter, wrenching your hand free from his grip. You rub your arm and try not to let on that the handshake really hurt.

"I'm sure you're as happy as anyone," he continues. "But be careful now -- don't you go and fuck her like all the other girls, too!"

You stare at him, jaw slightly parted.

"That's a joke, son. I know you wouldn't have sex with your own sister. You're a regular Hugh Hefner, but come on, let's get real, right?"

"Right..."

"Will she come back to work now?" Nelson asks. He's deep into what looks like his fourth glass of wine, judging by the empty flutes around his plate. Must have some minor neurosis about drinking twice from the same glass. "She's a great employee. I'd absolutely have her on the slate for promotion if she was back at work..."

You're not sure about that. You give a non-answer, something like "we'll see," but it leaves you wondering.

[ ] You want Cerise to go back to work.
[ ] You want her to stay away from Darkbloom Analytics.
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>>3249464
>[x] You want her to stay away from Darkbloom Analytics.
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>>3249464
>[x] Ask Cerise what she wants to do and what would make her happiest
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>>3249464
>[X ] You want her to stay away from Darkbloom Analytics.
I don't want Darkbloom near there.
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>>3249464
>[x] You want her to stay away from Darkbloom Analytics.
If she wants to be back, though, then that's her decision.
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>>3249464
>[x] I want what Cerise wants.
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>>3249464
>[x] Ask Cerise what she wants to do and what would make her happiest
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>>3249464
>"That's a joke, son. I know you wouldn't have sex with your own sister. You're a regular Hugh Hefner, but come on, let's get real, right?"
...

[x] You want her to stay away from Darkbloom Analytics.
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>>3249464
>[x] Cerise's choice.
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>>3249464
>[x] Ask Cerise what she wants to do and what would make her happiest
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>>3249464
H-he's on to us!

>[x] Ask Cerise what she wants to do and what would make her happiest
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>>3249464
Goddamn Armstrong is great, cant we keep him?

[X] You want Cerise to go back to work.
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>>3249470
Consulting other characters, Cerise especially, makes sense.
Having her return and seeing who/whatever is possessing her through that implant is going to make for a wild ride though.
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>>3249464
>[x] Ask Cerise what she wants to do and what would make her happiest
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>>3249470
>>3249470
>>3249470

I can't vote for this hard enough. Anon, you're a fucking gentleman and a scholar.
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>>3249464
This is not our choice to make.
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>>3249464
>[X] I want what Cerise wants
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>>3249464
>[x] Ask Cerise what she wants to do and what would make her happiest
>>
You Cerisefags are really gay
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>>3249464
>[x] You want her to stay away from Darkbloom Analytics.
We're just voting on Alabaster's personal, unspoken opinion guys
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>>3249490
>Not being pro cerise
imagine someone having this much shit taste.
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>>3249496
I don't really have an opinion, other than "let her do what she wants." Like, everything is gonna be equally fucked either way
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>>3249490
>/fq/ is gay
We know.
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>>3249464

>[x] You want her to stay away from Darkbloom Analytics.
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>>3249490
>You Cerisefags are really gay
Was your first clue before or after we near unanimously voted to plunder Alex's boipussy?
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>>3249464
>[X] You want her to stay away from Darkbloom Analytics.
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>>3249490
clearly someone didn't see Season 1

Or Season 2
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>>3249496
And who's to say this isn't it? She has no reason to work there - she barely did anything anyway. Financially, she's set for life. She can do whatever makes her happiest. If she feels she can contribute in some way to helping with Diogenes or fixing the SR problem, then by all means. If she'd rather spend her time vivisecting furbies, shitposting on /jp/, and dressing Alex up in cute outfits, then more power to her.
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>>3249464
>[x] You want her to stay away from Darkbloom Analytics but she's a grown ass adult and can make her own decisions.
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>>3249464
>[X] I want what Cerise wants
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>>3249464
>[X] Ask Cerise what she wants to do and what would make her happiest
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>>3249502
>>3249507
>>3249512
Not the homosexual kinda gay, the "you're a faggot" kind of gay
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>watching more Lain
>get to episode 11

Oh come the fuck on.
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>>3249529
The only faggot here is you anon
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>>3249529
and I'm tell you that we've been faggots for Cerise since Season 1, and that is *never* going to change, no matter how many of you hipster cunts try do derail it. go try to sabotage Whitney instead, cause she legit needs less screen time already.
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>>3249529
>>3249542
>>3249543
I agree guys, let's ALL love Cerise.
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>>3249529
We're many kinds of gay, anon.
All of them straight!
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>>3249517
>dressing Alex in cute outfits
Well, I'm sold. And not gay.
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>>3249529

Have you ever witnessed a love so pure that it made you wonder if you had ever really loved at all?
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>[x] Cerise's choice.

That's a bridge you'll cross when you get to it.

On your way back to your seat, Rose catches your eye. She jerks her head slightly to one side, signalling for you -- she wants to talk in private.

As suspicious as it might look to step out with Rose all of a sudden, you figure she's got a reason. And she did tell you earlier that she found "something" in Amber's bedroom.

So step out you do -- and Rose joins, pushing her seat away from the table where she sits between her parents. Charlotte and Saul give each other a glance that's hard to gauge. They both seem to get a little uneasy when you run off with her because it usually means you're plotting something. Or doing other things.

Out in the reception area, away from the din of conversation, you say: "all right, cow. Make it quick."

"Sure thing, asshole. I found this in Amber's closet." She holds up a USB drive. "You probably already know what's on it."

"North High?"

"You did burn it down after all. I knew it."

"Brilliant work, detective. Let's get back on track. The fact she has the same USB drive with the same video that Camelia used to blackmail me proves she's the same person. Doesn't it?"

"Well I don't know how else a girl you remember as Camelia would end up with Camelia's things. This is..." She lets the hand holding the USB stick fall to her side. "This is crazy, Alabaster. Do you understand how crazy this is?"

"Do I? That's what I've been telling--" you realize your voice is getting too loud, so you bring it level again and hiss, "that's what I've been trying to tell you. Now how's this for a second scoop of crazy--"

"Please," Rose says. "I cannot handle two scoops right now--"

"I saw my mom."

"What?"

"I saw my mom at Other Rose's house. She's acting like she's Rose2 and Camelia's mom, but she isn't. She's my mom."

Rose closes her eyes and shakes her head. "This is too much."

"You're telling me that? I just saw my dead mother. Yeah. It's too fucking much."

She looks at you. "Well. We do know at least two other people whose eyes got fucked by Sand Reckoner. Maybe they see things the way you do."

You glance back at the dining room, then to Rose. "I don't want to shit on Cerise's first night awake," you say. "I'll talk to her about it later."

"Don't wait too long," Rose says. "Who knows what the next tear in the fabric of spacetime is gonna be. Good lord, Alabaster. I--"

Rose stops herself short, and you turn around, following her gaze. Rose2 is standing just around the corner of the dining room's entrance, watching the two of you talk. You have no idea how much of this conversation she overheard.
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>>3249543
Cerise love has only gotten stronger too.
seriously the fact that OP took characters that were just caricatures there for memes and fetish bait and turned them into...well they're still kinda caricatures there for memes and fetish bait but this time they have actual depth is pretty insane.
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>>3249543
>and that is *never* going to change, no matter how many of you hipster cunts try do derail it. go try to sabotage Whitney instead, cause she legit needs less screen time already.
Oh get over yourself there is no conspiracy to derail your favorite girl. Whitney didn't even get that much screen time last season in comparison to Cerise and you STILL fucking complain

And quite frankly Whitney is much better
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>>3249552
Why yes, I have.
>>3249414
>>3248640
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>>3249556
This is both good and bad news. Lovely.
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>>3249556
>"I cannot handle two scoops right now--"
Fucking lmao

>Rose2 is standing just around the corner of the dining room's entrance, watching the two of you talk.

F u c k.
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>>3249556
>Rose stops herself short, and you turn around, following her gaze. Rose2 is standing just around the corner of the dining room's entrance, watching the two of you talk. You have no idea how much of this conversation she overheard.
PANIC!
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>>3249556
This is about to get weird
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>>3249556
You know OP, at some point in time, we're gonna need two scoops.

Two scoops of Rose in every box of Ro2en Bran please.
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>>3249556
じー
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Since Ro2e is just gonna follow us anywhere we go, I think we should save her the trouble and princess carry her with us whenever we go anywhere.
I think we can all agree this is the ideal solution.
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>>3249556

I'm convinced, Rose II Final Mix is the culprit behind this scenario and also the last boss.
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>>3249577
If there was ever a person Rose2 had reason to hate, it's Rose1.

Begun, the War of the Roses has. The first shots are about to be fired.
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>>3249582
I like this idea

>>3249583
I honestly also feel like that sometimes
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>>3249585
If there was ever a person for US to hate, its both Roses, yet here we stand.
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Rose2 is too much of a weeb not to enjoy all this craziness, we should get her in on this and use our "relationship" properly.
Put her in her place in the harem and life will be easier
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>>3249595
>Giving our sister respect and autonamy is Faggotry
>"Lets princess carry our weebette onahole around, because cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute"

For the record, she's adorable, and deserves many more ahegao faces to be bestowed upon her, but treating her like a fucking toy Pomeranian while lecturing others about taste is the height of Flaming Faggotry Flags over Fire Island levels of gay anon. Get a hold of yourself man.
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Fuck Quest wouldn't be Fuck Quest without waifu wars.
And no war is waged with smiles and sunshine.
With that being said, ALL HAIL QUEEN ROSE2
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The age of Roses is over. Now we enter the age of Onee-san!
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>>3249603
>>Giving our sister respect and autonamy is Faggotry
I was calling you guys faggots cause the "I want what she wants" answer seems like a cop out. It's implied that if she really wanted the opposite of what we wanted we'd let her do it. The point of that prompt was to gauge how Alabaster felt about the whole situation and it went nowhere. But hey maybe that's just me

>For the record, she's adorable, and deserves many more ahegao faces to be bestowed upon her, but treating her like a fucking toy Pomeranian while lecturing others about taste is the height of Flaming Faggotry Flags over Fire Island levels of gay anon. Get a hold of yourself man.
I personally think that believing there's some conspiracy against your waifu because she doesn't get enough screen time even though she clearly does is much much worse
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Btw is this episode ending soon? It's getting pretty late and we haven't even gotten to the cooking stuff promised in the title yet
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>>3249636
You fool, we haven't even seen the dessert chef here!
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>>3249636
Little did you realize that Cooking Mama is actually a chef in the kitchen making dessert.
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>>3249636
Maybe it ends with Gal fucking things up now
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>>3249636
Shhhh. It'll end when it ends.
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>>3249630
>>3249636
>Cerise a shit
>also when is the episode over?
How can you be this actually gay?
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>>3249640
This is extremely plausible
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>>3249630
Our answer perfectly represented how we felt about the whole situation. concerned, but not overly emotional to the point of hasty decision-making
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"Are you two coming back to dinner?" Rose2 asks.

"Were you spying on us?" Rose asks.

"Should I have been?" She asks in return.

"Don't you turn stalker just because Alabaster ejaculated inside you," Rose says. "I'm sorry to break it to you, but he doesn't feel the same way about you that you do about him."

"Rose--" you say.

"I don't know who you are to say how Alabaster feels," Rose2 hums, not perturbed by Rose's obvious aggression, or even seeming to notice it. It's more like she's just stating a fact, not fighting back. She puts a forefinger to her chin, stares at the ceiling. "Or who you are to accuse people of being a stalker. My gosh. That's, like, the kettle calling the pot black or something."

"Answer the question. Were you spying on us? What did you hear?"

"No... I don't spy... are you all right, Rose? I hope you don't mind that I'm seeing your cousin."

"Once removed!" Rose shouts.

"If that's what this is about, please... don't worry... we can still be friends. Me being with Alabaster won't change us being buddies."

"Being with him? Seeing him? Buddies? You're the stupidest piece of shit in the world. You are, unironically, a retard if you think--"

"That is such hurtful language," Rose2 says. "Isn't that ableist or something?"

"Go shove a railroad spike up your cunt."

"I can see you're mad. I'll make it up to you later, I'm sorry."
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>>3249647
What's with the lines in OP's image?
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>>3249647
Ohhh man. Yes. This is the war I wanted.
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>>3249647
Yikes
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>>3249647
Holy shit she's so perfect
Can we please tell Rose1 to fuck off so we can get some alone time with this angel?
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>>3249647
Damn, Rose Electric Boogaloo got fangs
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You return to dinner, though it's starting to wind down.

You keep casting uncertain glances at Rose Episode V, but if she heard you telling Rose Episode IV that you think her mother is your mother's doppelganger, she isn't letting on. Maybe she didn't overhear anything after all. She's busy debating with Stackleford whether Light or L was right, and doesn't seem weirded out or upset in slightest.

"I should -- hic -- go home." Dr. Carte seems all the worse for the wear after hard drinking at karaoke followed by a couple bottles of wine at dinner tonight.

"You're not driving, are you?" Whitney asks.

"Of coursh I'm friggin driving, how elsh could home get back to me?"

"Okay, yeah," Whitney says, standing up. "I gotta get my drunk mom home safe. You all have a good one. Cerise -- I'll see you back at my house. There's a room for ya. Ally'll show you."

But Cerise has been murmuring and giggling with Galatea all night, and tells you now that she might spend the night with at Gal's loft -- Gal seems too afraid to let Cerise out of her sight.

"You don't mind, do you?" Cerise asks.

You mind, but you don't have it in you to say so.

"You can check out Casa Del Darkbloom-o in the morning, then," Whitney says. She reaches in her pocket. "Oh yeah. I got a key for you, too. Catch."

She tosses it, and Cerise catches it.

"You're living the good life now," Whitney says. "You want anything else, just ask."

"Thanks, Whitney. I -- still can't believe you're a CEO."

"The best!" She agrees, all toothy smile.

Cerise looks at you. "You can come with us, back to Gal's, if you want. I know you probably wanted to spend the night with me, too. Gal and me were just gonna watch anime together, so it's no big deal."

[ ] Go with Cerise and Gal.
[ ] Go with Whitney and Dr. Carte.
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>>3249647
Look out, Rose 1 is bringing out the thorns.
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>>3249647
>"That is such hurtful language," Rose2 says. "Isn't that ableist or something?"

I kind of like this weeb now.
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>>3249656
>[x] Go with Whitney and Dr. Carte.
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>>3249647
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>>3249656
>Go with Whitney and Dr. Carte.

OYAKODON
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>>3249656
[X] Go with Whitney and Dr. Carte
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>>3249647
Welp. That escalated fast

>>3249653
>Not liking both of the Roses
Wow gay much?
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>>3249647

The timeline darkens.
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>>3249656
[X] Whitney and Renee
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>>3249656
>[ ] Go with Whitney and Dr. Carte.
Hardest choice of the quest so far.
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>>3249656
>[X] Go with Whitney and Dr. Carte.
...
Fuck it, chicken and eggs.
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>>3249656

[x] Go with Cerise and Gal.

We need to investigate whatever this new dynamic we have is.
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>>3249656
[X] Go with Whitney and Dr. Carte.
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>>3249656
>[x] Go with Cerise and Gal.
As much as I want some Oyakodon we need some answers... and maybe some sex too but that comes later
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>>3249656
>[X] Go with Cerise and Gal.
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>>3249656
>[X] Go with Cerise and Gal.

I'm all for Oyakodon, but at least for today, let's have family movie night with Onee-san
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>>3249656
>[x] Go with Cerise and Gal.
This is actually very important.
This is an extremely important decision and I don't care what happens. We have to at least protect Gal from any potential Darkbloom fuckups. Dick be damned.
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>>3249656
>>[ ] Go with Cerise and Gal.
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>>3249656
This is such a fucking hard choice.

... I'm gonna lean towards
>[x] Go with Cerise and Gal.
But fuck, both are so appealing right now.
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>>3249656
>[ ] Go with Cerise and Gal.

I'm sorry, Renee. I love you, but onee-chan is important.

Also Cali made incest legal by accident in this timeline.
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>>3249669
A New Rose is an old and busted pig that gets off on rape. The Rose Strikes Back is perfect, sweet, and wonderful. Also she's got much spicier banter.
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>>3249656
>[x] Go with Cerise and Gal.
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>>3249656
>[x] Go with Cerise and Gal.
I want both but I can only choose one
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>>3249656
>[X] Go with Whitney and Dr. Carte.

Should probably give Cerise her private time now.
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>>3249656
>[X] Go with Cerise and Gal.

Contrary to turbofaggots thinking its waifu-whoring, I legit want to see the situation where all three Implants are reunited in the same room together, so we can perhaps mind meld and see just what the fuck Darkbloom and/or Camilia might be up to.
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>>3249656
>[X] Oyakodon
Let's give Cerise and Gal some privacy, yeah? I don't want to ruin Cerise's first night back (not to mention her first time with Gal) with some weird D/s shit.
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>>3249656
>[X] Go with Whitney and Dr. Carte.

>"The best!" She agrees, all toothy smile.
Also the cutest.
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>>3249656
>[x] Go with Cerise and Gal.
Fuck, I love Renee, but I think is better to go with Cerise this time.
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>>3249688
>The Rose Strikes Back is perfect, sweet, and wonderful. Also she's got much spicier banter.
True but her rival is equally as great (if not more)
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>>3249656
>[ ] Go with Cerise and Gal.
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>>3249681

Shit I didn't even think of that.
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>>3249696
>>3249694
>>3249692
>>3249691
Stop thinking with our dick anons, we need answers!
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>>3249656
holy shit OP, youre forcing us to choose between oyakodon and that godly combo?
Fuck me sideways.
My heart says Onee-chan, my brain demands milf.
[X] Whitney+Renee
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>>3249656
>[ ] Go with Whitney and Dr. Carte.
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>>3249656
[X] Go with Whitney and Dr. Carte
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>>3249696
And the smartest. DESU, that's the real reason I didn't choose Whitney and Renee. The smartest girl and mom in the universe in the same car? How could Alabaster handle all of the smartness?
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>>3249684
>>3249677
I voted twice because of reasons so count one out.

Sorry!
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This is like watching fucking stocks.
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>>3249691
Fuck it, I'm changing to
>[x] Go with Cerise and Gal.
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>>3249702
We can get answers tomorrow, for now we can just let the lovebirds have some time together without Alabaster fucking it up somehow
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>>3249702
>stop thinking with our dicks
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>>3249656
>[X] Go with Cerise and Gal.
We need to be by her side, and Gal needs our seed.
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Come on whitneyfags. Rally for victory
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OP CALL THE VOTE
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>>3249680
Fuck it, changing vote because the call of Chicken and Egg is just too tempting, and all of the arguments for giving Cerise and Gal some alone.

[X] Go with Whitney and Dr. Carte
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I agree with >>3249694 and think that we're on a terrible route going with Cerise.
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I'm pulling my hair out over here aaaaaaa
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This might be the most important decision in Fuck Quest history
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>>3249678
You know what? Fuck it I feel like so e Renee

changing to
>[X] Go with Whitney and Dr. Carte.
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>>3249725
None will ever be more important than the first, Anon.
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COULD IT REALLY BE HAPPENING?
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>[X] Go with Whitney and Dr. Carte.
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I'm gonna call the vote and count. I haven't been keeping track, so it'll take a couple minutes. All votes above this post will be considered.
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[ WAITING WARMLY INTENSIFIES ]
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>>3249736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wi8Fv0AJA4
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Ro2e reveals her true colors and anons lose their senses with this bloodbath of a vote. Coincidence, or a deeper, more sinister conspiracy?
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>vote gets tallied
>scene is laid out
>dinner wraps with a round of desserts
>orders are placed
>after a warm wait delectable pies and cakes are brought forth that are all too familiar to us

And then, the jig will finally be up.
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I just pray for every girl to be safe this night, whatever the outcome.
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I could just be very tired but from my count with vote changes accounted I think Renee and Whitney won. God the suspense is killing me
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>>3249753
If there was ever a time for this augmented or simulated reality to get weird, it's now so we can do both choices.
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Also, I didn't bother counting either, but I swear to god, if this is a tie vote, I will then, and only then, believe that the Old Ones are orchestrating this whole thing, and we are not more than pawns in their eternal game.
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>>3249753
I tried tallying as it was ongoing and ended up with +2 Whitney/Renee, all vote changes included.
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With 100% of precincts reporting, Whitney and Dr. Carte have won the vote. They will be your new Senators from the state of Cal-- err, wait, no, that's not quite right.

Well, we'll have some fun with them, anyway.

However, the vote being as close as it was and nearly ending as a tie, will be considered also.

I invite you to the warmest wait of your life... I am beginning to flag and want to do the rest of the episode right.

I will be back for the conclusion of the episode Sunday night, at 9 PM EST/6 PM PST.

See you soon~
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>>3249760
I hate it!
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>>3249760
YES YES YES

Thank you, OP. Rest easy.
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>>3249762
Kuyashii!
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>>3249760
I'm so warm I'm gonna need a fire extinguisher.

Good night OP!
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>>3249757
>>3249758
If it's a tie this could very well be one of the golden points of FQ. Right up there with "You're great" and hugging Alex
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>>3249760
Oh well, oyakodon huh.

Night OP
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>>3249760
>However, the vote being as close as it was and nearly ending as a tie, will be considered also.
I'm at peace with this
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>>3249760
Th-thanks OP-sama...
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>>3249760
>Another double run
I love you man
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>>3249760
I can dig it, I'm about to crash myself. You take care, OP and sweet dreams to the rest of you.

[Spoiler] Except for Rose2 fags, burn in your cotton-candy laced hells[/Spoiler]
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>>3249759
+2 in favor? accounting for vote changes?

then..... if every vote change counts as a +/-2 swing....

>>3249767
YOU! IT WAS A FUCKING TIE UNTIL YOU WAFFLED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>3249760
With nearly 66°F here right now I'll indeed wait warmly. I hope we didn't fuck up. See you, OP.
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>>3249760
I, as always, will be waiting warmly.
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>>3249776
I counted +3, keeping in mind the anon who accidentally voted twice and counting all vote changes as 2.
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>>3249760
it's just as well, I needed to sleep

take care, op
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>>3249775
Rude!

>>3249776
H-hey don't blame me. I wasn't the only one
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Boop.
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>>3249760
eh.... 4 and a half hours of sleep isn't too bad I guess.....

You have a damn fine sleep OP. It's been a pleasure, as always.
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I would have voted to stay with rose2 but I knew this one would be close.
Gotta humor second best every so often.
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>>3249760
Gee Anon how let's your Quest master have BOTH options?

As always, thanks for the most fun of my week. Rest well, Yukiposter

PS thanks for Ro2e, it's fun seeing how you plan to complicate things. Can't wait to see how it comes tumbling down.
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>>3249810
Nothing tumbles anywhere if you just marry her, jeez.
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>>3249826
>marrying the weeb.

not fucking our entire harem in front of her including her/our mother and sister just to see if she can keep the act up.
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>>3249854
>not throwing a ring on her finger asap after seeing how sweet she is
Pros:
-Always on your side
-Sweetest girl of the entire cast.
-Will fight for your honor
-Will defame all the skanky bitches who try and take you away
-Wants to bear your children
-Said children will be the world's best pastry chefs
-Smells like bubblegum
-Cuter than the rest of the cast by a landslide
Cons:
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I think rose2 is going to ntr us with stackleford. Think about it sweet revenge for us ditching her at prom. Make us fall in love with her than sleep with her stacklegod our only friend
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>>3249875
I wouldn't even be upset
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>>3249875
The longest con
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>>3249881
Best part ally would congratulate stackattack and then rose2 would pout.
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i fapped so hard i passed out for 8 hours and missed fuck quest
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>>3249875
It's way more likely that she might try breaking Al, but who knows.
maybe OPs mindgaming the fuck out of us, staying unpredictable
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>>3250047
Indeed.
Remember this? Anons went wild years ago.
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>>3249875
>>3249897
>>3250189

Stacklegate was a true hell. If Mobile Suit Zeta Rose makes a move on him (or the opposite) we should cut our losses and give them our blessing immediately.
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>>3249875
NO. NOT ANOTHER NTR ARC.
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You can't get NTR'd if you just fucking keep her happy.
What we need to do is take her to a private place as soon as possible and explain that to all our friends, she's lower on the totem pole than Stackleford, so if we suddenly start treating her like she's the Queen, they'll think something is up.
As long as she can put up with us being distant in public, we can sneak away and make it up to her whenever we can. Then when we get the implant stuff resolved at DA we can elope to Alaska.
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>>3249875
frankly when i read stackle and rose hitting it off i was hoping for something like this, like seriously, we don't need rose2, she's cancer
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>>3250568
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>>3250568
Imagine being THIS gay
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>>3250568
I used to feel the same way but she started to grow on me when she managed to drive Rose1 apeshit without even trying.
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>>3250568
What we dont need is that bitch Kay, god I hate her and her dumb fucking dog.
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>>3250737
I've always wondered, what's it like to be an irredeemable turbo faggot? please tell us.
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>>3250862
Hows dog dick taste, I'm sure you just can't help but sux it.
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>>3250862
So do you think Kay does anything to keep Lady civil?
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Boop.
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Take the knot
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>>3250862
I also find her completly unlikable und don't get why people like her. I could understand using her/working with her but I don't want any kind of relationship with her.
She herself stated that nothing is actually off the record which mean that she can't actually be trusted to not fuck us over if she thinks she could get a great story out of it.
We must always consider that her goal in life, being the best journalist ever, is probably more important to her than our sucess or happiness.
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>>3251197
I like her because her personality and banter always entertains me but yeah I'm also not to interested in fucking her, she just doesn't do anything for me. I can understand why you don't like her though she can be a little much sometimes but I personally respect how focused she is on her goals
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>>3251197
>>3251229

To be fair she kind of got shafted scene-wise last season. I'm interested in seeing how she develops with some screentime.
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>>3251306
Same her and especially Gal didn't have a lot. Hope we get more focus on them
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>>3250583
>>3250608
>>3250637
>>3250737
stfu weebs
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>>3251562
5 hours and this is the best you could come up with?
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>>3251570
it only took me 2 minutes to come up with that, i'm not camping the thread for every post
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>>3251562
Everyone here is a weeb, It's kind of the demographic

>>3251590
I'm pretty sure he was just joking anon...
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>>3251635
in case you're unaware, the most weeb thing you can possibly do is hate other weebs
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>>3251647
by the very fact that there are humans, flesh and blood, real life, 3D humans, that are LIVING FUCKING STACKLEFORDS, your statement if fundamentally false in every conceivable, conceptual way.
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>>3251660
Is Alabaster a weeb?
Is Stackleford a weeb?
There are good weebs and bad weebs.
My entire argument is that the bad weebs like 4Rose20 and Stacklecuck deserve eachother.
So no my statement isn't fundamentally false in every conceivable conceptual way. In fact your own post acknowledges this. because you hate weebs like stackleford, but do you consider yourself a weeb? probably, since you're on this korean basket-weaving forum
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>>3251660

That's silly, anonymous-dono. Surely there aren't any other /fit/ terminator-fingered pedestrian weeb doublecucked oreos out there. WE aren't in the darkest timeline, right?
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>>3251679
He was saying that hating weebs was not necessarily weeby not that not that Rose2 is a good weeb. She isn't, that's the whole joke, and frankly I love her for it.

Also Rose2 is much better than Stackleford
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>>3251679
there is a distinct difference between 'anons' and 'weebs'. most anons are stealthed or reclusive, and weebs are, well, fucking weebs. they're completely oblivious to their own glaring obnoxiousness. its not that they're 'secret alpha badasses that give no fucks', its that they have such an unfathomable lack of self-awareness that they don't even realize what they are doing is causing every sentient being in their vicinity to suffer existential agony.

>>3251694
sadly, there probably is at least a handful out there somewhere, but to clarify, i was referring specifically to season 1 stackleford.
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Imagine if Rose2 follows us to Whitney's place and sneaks into our bed and we wake up with her perfect pink fluff of hair in our face
Imagine kissing her awake like sleeping beauty
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>>3251791
>Imagine kissing her awake like sleeping beauty
Gaaaaaaaaay
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>>3250940
yes, she uses treats as positive reinforcement exactly like your supposed to.

>>3251197
this attitude I do not understand. it's a harem quest, so by definition there aren't any losers among the girls. As for the journalism, all of the girls have goals in their life that don't revolve around being Alabaster's personal onahole. Why does Kay's entirely admirable goal make her worth less? It can't be because your afraid of what she might write, because she's already proven to be both loyal and useful.

She could have fucked Alabaster and friends over royally. dozens of dead Russians in the desert make for one hell of a headline. Instead, she wrote a Times article that makes Whitney look like the Rain Man of Palo Alto. Aside from that, fucking her makes it much less likely that she will publish anything negative.

plus, she made Mara Darkbloom flinch through sheer banter. How can you not love that?
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>>3251791

But imagine how hard it would be to get gum out of the sheets.
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soon(tm)
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>>3251888
it's time boys
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>[x] Go with Whitney and Dr. Carte.

"Am I... a monkey?" Whitney asks.

"No," Dr. Carte says.

"Well..." you drawl. "She would probably say she's a monkey."

Whitney crosses her eyes and rolls them up, as if trying to read the card stuck to her forehead, the one that says "Donkey Kong."

"Don't help her, Alabaster! She's not a monkey."

Whitney scrunches up her face, thinking. "So I'm a monkey who's not a monkey... fuck. That's a tough one."

"Take your time," you say.

She drums her fingers on Dr. Carte's living room coffee table. "Monkey who's not a monkey. Shit. What monkeys aren't monkeys... hmm."

"Ask another question," you say. "Maybe you'll figure it out if you try something el--"

Her eyes light up. "Am I fake?"

Dr. Carte frowns. The deduction is dubious, but coincidentally correct. "Yeah."

"Oh! Fake monkey! Of course! I wear a tie, right?"

You grin. "You do."

She's pointing wildly, bouncing up and down on her knees. "I'm -- ooh! Konkey dong! I'm konkey dong!"

"Uh--" Dr. Cate begins, but Whitney is already ripping the card away. She flips it over and peers at it. "Fuck yeah! I knew it!" She cries, triumphant.

"You have got to be shitting me," Dr. Carte grumbles. "I swear."

"You're pretty good at this," you say. "Nice job."

"Why are you Mr. Positivity all of a sudden?" Dr. Carte says. "She only got there because you helped her! And even then, it was luck! And she didn't even get the right answer!"

The unfortunate thing about Dr. Carte is that when it comes to fun and games, her competitive streak is a mile wide -- and she angers easily. Especially when she's wasted. It's kinda cute. And this tendency of hers isn't exactly helped by the fact that she's still drinking -- still in a celebratory mode, it seems -- knocking back homemade screwdrivers with Whitney while you play the game.

"She shouldn't get the point," Dr. Carte insists. "She didn't actually get the right answer."

"Salty salty," Whitney says, pantomiming shaking a salt shaker.

"I'd give her the point," you say. "She knew who it was. She just mispronounced it."

"Konkey Dong is not a character! She didn't get it right!"

"Sucks to suck," Whitney needles. She sticks her tongue out.

"Don't you back-talk me, young lady! I will--"

"Relax," you say. "You can still make the comeback. It's your turn, anyway."

She pouts for a moment, to make her displeasure clear, but then she acquiesces.

Dr. Carte's efficiency with this game is brutal and unforgiving. Am I a person? -- Real? -- Living? -- American? -- European? -- English? -- French? -- German? -- World War II? -- Nazi? -- High command? -- Doctor? -- "I'm Josef Mengele," Dr. Carte says, smirking smugly. She pulls the card away and confirms it. Then her smugness passes and she flicks the card at you. "Jerk. That's a cruel thing to put on my card, don't you think?"

"I have my fun where I can," you say.
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I'm ready.
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>>3251895
>"Am I fake?"
Don't do that.
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>>3251895
I've been waiting over four years for this
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You play a few more rounds with Dr. Carte but she's set on winning and pulls out some really dirty tricks to make sure she maintains a lead. Putting Alvey Augustus Adee on Whitney's card, a name even you don't recognize, strikes you as incredibly low and petty -- despite Dr. Carte's insistence that he's an important historical figure that anyone who passed high school should know.

"Dr. Carte, you gotta learn how to cut loose and have some fun once in a while," you say. "It's not just about winning..."

"Winning is fun," she says. "It's the most fun thing."

"Well -- congrats," you say. "It's lonely at the top, isn't it?"

"Hmmph." She folds her arms. "Sucks to suck, doesn't it?"

"I'm putting you to bed," Whitney says. "You're getting fussy."

"OH! Screw you!" Dr. Carte yells, standing. But she loses her balance and tips over. She smacks her head on the edge of the table and lands with a thud on her carpet. She rolls over on her back and groans. "Errrgghh..."

With Dr. Carte's arm over her shoulder, Whitney walks with her to her bedroom and helps her lie down. "Get some rest," she says. "And don't come pissing to me tomorrow morning because you've got a hangover. I don't wanna hear it."

"Goodnight," Dr. Carte mumbles as she settles in. "Get home safe, you two..." Any anger she has over competition is always quick to pass, at least.

"See ya~" Whitney says, turning out the light.
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>>3251895
>"I'm -- ooh! Konkey dong! I'm konkey dong!"
I love her
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>>3251906
Whitney is a good mom.
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>>3251895

Welcome back OP!
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>>3251906
If we don't end up having some Oyakodon I'll be extremely disappointed OP
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>>3251906
>"Winning is fun," she says. "It's the most fun thing."

I mean, she ain't wrong.
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>>3251906
>no oyakodon
Disappointed, but not surprised. We'll get it next time.
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>>3251895
>"I have my fun where I can," you say.
Oh man, Ally is brutal tonight. Competitive cakey is adorable though
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Isn't Whitney meant to be a legit amazing singer?
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>>3251924
Only if the trait that was only displayed in dubiously-canon post-Season 1 material carried over.

But it's Whitney, so very likely.
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>>3251924
I mean, she IS being played by an idol.
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>>3251895
>"I'm Josef Mengele," Dr. Carte says, smirking smugly. She pulls the card away and confirms it. Then her smugness passes and she flicks the card at you. "Jerk. That's a cruel thing to put on my card, don't you think?"
>I have my fun where I can," you say.
Brutal
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>>3251930
Why take it away. Especially now that she has an idol shadowing her. Whitney gonna make her panties drop singing in the shower.
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>>3251947
I would love to see a career swap between Whitney and Makoto even If just for a day
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>>3251954
The Princess and the Pop Star
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>>3251915
this
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>>3251965
wuh oh
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>>3251965
You are the most based person ever
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>>3251965
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>3251965
Absolutely blessed
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>>3251965

Sasuga OP.
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>>3251965
Fucking hell, that was hot and well worth the wait OP.
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GIRLS FUCKED: 7/12

Whitney is like the cat who killed the canary as she holds the sleeping Dr. Carte close on the living room couch. If she was concerned before that this is fucked up, she seems to be over that particular hang-up now.

"You two gonna be okay on your own tonight?" You ask.

"Mm. We'll manage."

"Good. I'm gonna go pick up Cerise and bring her home. I'll probably be late to work tomorrow morning -- if that's okay, boss."

Whitney laughs and waves you goodbye.

(please wait warmly.)
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>>3251965
Just like old times, boys.
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>>3251986
>(please wait warmly.)
Oh fuck me
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>>3251965
The BEST
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>>3251965
>It feels weird, being the third wheel.
Well, what is a pair of wheels worth without an axle sticking though it?
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>>3251965
Yeah. That was it. That was the one.
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>>3251965
blessed
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>>3251918
>>3251965
>>3251986
I stand corrected, we got the oyakodon.
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>>3251986
Tonight's pretty toasty huh
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>>3251986
that was the good shit

thanks op
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>>3251965
based
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Swaying tits. She really has aged from season 1 rip firm perky Renee
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And so OP Studios finally answers the age-old question:

The Chicken and the Egg came at the same time.
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>>3252029
You. Like you
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>>3251986

OP has resolved to kill us. We can only hope to remain dignified as the end approaches.
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>>3251965
I'm looking forward to Alabaster regularly parking his dick inside Doctor Carte
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>>3251965
>"Close blood relatives who meet later in life are often attracted to each other," you say. "It's a well-documented phenomenon. There's been a lot of research showing that if you don't form familial bonds with someone in childhood, then--"
>"Of course you know about this shit. Been doing a lot of research on why it's not fucked up?"
Knowing Alabaster he almost 100% did that
>nothing gets her going quite like making out with you. Kissing is all the foreplay she ever needs.
That's both really cute and really hot
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So guys now that we've met every harem member (at least I think we have) we may be getting the chart soon

Any ideas?
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>>3252077
I'm expecting an excel spreadsheet.
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>>3252077
I can't decide of Rose2's favorite Pokemon is going to be Cherrim or Charmander. Other than that, I'm on tenterhooks.
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>>3252077
The idea is how do we get Kay bent over a desk?
Or Noelle against the wall.

We need ideas here, people!
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>>3252086
Why those 2?
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I never knew oyakodon could taste this good.
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>>3252046
I missed dicking down the Doctor

feels FQ1, man
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>>3252097
Cherrim is number 421 in the Pokedex.

Charmander is more in line with her taste, since she's probably a total Genwunner, while being an entry-level and normie as fuck Pokemon. It's also the 421st spirit on the Spirit Board in Smash Ultimate.
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>>3251965
definitely appreciated but we need to dick cerise and gal soon, 7/12 is rookie numbers
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>>3252077
Sometimes I look at the Twitter and see "Better know a Threefug #17" and think that we have way to many characters

I love it, I want more
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>>3252110
>It's also the 421st spirit on the Spirit Board in Smash Ultimate.
Really? Huh, you learn something knew everyday
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>>3252111
Hey +2 to the counter in the first 3 episodes is pretty good
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>>3251965
the mental image of Alabaster frantically googling if it's okay to fuck his cousin (once removed) is amazing
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>>3251805
1.If your talking about the time Rose had her first kill then those russians would have fucked her over as well, after all you can't be a journalist if your either in jail or dead if the russians believe your an accomplice.

2.The fact had we finished the last season without fucking her or some other girls shows that we don't actually have to get them all and with the amount of girls there are I'm happy without her.

3.The problem I have with her lifegoal is'nt that that she has one like the others but the fact that getting the best story/being the best journalist doesn't have a clear path towards it and depending on how the quest progresses fucking us over or someone I care about could be a real possibility e.g. the fact that one of our main motivation to act against darkbloom being the death of our parents and cerise even acussing him of killing them in front of congress and that could now be possibly turn out to be false.

4.The moment she absolutely lost me was at the end of the last season when we were IC panicking about getting everyone safe and defusing the bombs and needed her help and in that moment when she knew we and our loved ones were in clear danger and that Alabaster would die if the servers blew up she refused to help us until we promised her free access to all meetings at darkbloom.
And if you read the posts about those than you would know that people were pissed about that and only agreed to shut her up and get over with it.
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>>3252135

He used the family PC in the Mallory den and the top suggestion, after typing "attraction to," auto-completed "attraction to first cousin (once removed)". He didn't realize this was pulled from the computer's browsing history. He also wasn't sure why the top links were purple.

Okay, back to writing.
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>>3252163
Thank you for this, Anonymous-dono.
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>>3252168
Based
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>>3252168
Gold
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>>3252169
No problem, I'm always happy to remind people that they might just be forgetting somebody when they get a little too excited.
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>>3252168
Heh
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>>3252168
Rose continues to be amazing.
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>>3252163
This is great
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>>3252168
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>>3252168
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>>3252168
How anyone can claim that The Rose and the Furious is anything but best girl is beyond me.
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>>3252191
Agreed
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>>3252191
you have no idea how long it took to get everyone to even be remotely okay with loving her beyond 'personal use meat toilet'.

in a dramatic twist and complete surprise to absolutely nobody, Ro-Zero is following the exact same patterns. After a few chapters, there will be a dramatic rise in her popularity. Mark my words.
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>>3252168
my god that's hilarious
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Wait, hold up, isn't Rose a second cousin?
That's never been illegal or wrong.
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>>3252168
Rose a best.
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>>3252222
Rose is our first cousin. Charlotte, her mother, is our straight-up cousin.
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>>3252222

First cousin once removed is considerably more related than second cousin, but it's also still legal in a number of states.
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>>3252203
>you have no idea how long it took to get everyone to even be remotely okay with loving her beyond 'personal use meat toilet'.
I've been here since S1, trust me I know and I didn't like her much in S1 either. It was S2 that converted me to the church of Rose Uno
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>>3252222
D-did you slip in from the other reality, Anonymous-dono? Rose is our first cousin (once removed).

She was a̫̘͉͇̞͞lw̠̣̤̹͢a̴̪̜ys our first cousin (once removed).

But in all seriousness, this is one of the more notable changes from S1 to now.
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>>3252203
OP said that it was his personal goal to make us Rose (both of them). And so far it seems to be working

Good job OP, keep it coming
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>>3252248
Do we have an archive of all the Q&A stuff OP has answered?
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>>3252248
With all the naysayers in this thread I still think OP has a long road ahead of him. Could one man archive the impossible?
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>>3252248
It pleases me that you have the post that I was referencing screencapped. That's the script, and its being executed masterfully.

inb4 the script is flipped, just to fuck with us
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>>3252222
Not quite. Being "removed" is chronological by generations, and what ancestor you share affects whether you're first/second/etc. cousins.
This explains it: https://www.livescience.com/32121-whats-a-second-cousin-vs-a-first-cousin-once-removed.html
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>>3252256
I believe most of the Q&A stuff is linked in the pastebins
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>>3252248
I have the pastebin
https://pastebin.com/QZMbssaht

>>3252257
>Doubting OP Studios
I'm disappointing in you anon
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>>3252281
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Shall I continue to wait warmly or can I go home now?
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>>3252281
>Somehow fucked up the link
Goddamnit

Here you go (for real this time). Have fun
https://pastebin.com/QZMbssah
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>>3252288
Many thanks, camarade
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>>3252267
>So your first cousin once removed is the child (or parent) of your first cousin.
We're the same generation though. Wouldn't her being once removed effectively mean that her mother is our mother's first cousin?
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>>3252304
We're the same age, not the same generation. Stark difference.

Charlotte is our first cousin, the daughter of an as-of-yet-unnamed aunt or uncle. Said aunt or uncle would be the sibling of our mother of father, making kaa-san Charlotte's aunt.

Rose is our first cousin once removed, the daughter of our first cousin.
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>>3252304
Same age, but not generation. If that was the case, we would be second cousins, I think.
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Waiting so warmly
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>>3252351
YES!
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>>3252351
Make sure to stay hydrated, anons
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>>3252351
unnnnnnnnnnf
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>>3252351
Tonight is a good night to die. I lov eyou, OP.
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>>3252351
>2 lewds in 1 night
OP, I can't handle all this right now.
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>>3252351
OP, you're spoiling us.

...Damn it, it's all about to go to hell, isn't it?
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